Jan. 7, 2026

20th Radio & Podcast Anniversary – Motivation, Mental Wellness & Music

Season 20, Episode 2 of The Adventures of Pipeman. First, we will do a 2025 Season 19 Recap, 2026 is the 20th Anniversary of The Adventures of Pipeman Radio Show & Podcast. We will announce some new happenings in 2026, updates on the 2026 Pipeman...

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Season 20

Season 20, Episode 2 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

First, we will do a 2025 Season 19 Recap, 2026 is the 20th Anniversary of The Adventures of Pipeman Radio Show & Podcast. We will announce some new happenings in 2026, updates on the 2026 Pipeman Radio Tour. What festivals will Pipeman be at this year and what festivals are we going to giveaway tickets to some lucky listeners? Let’s also discuss a changing of mindset, goal setting, and more positive vibes for 2026. We have enough negative vibes in the world. Let’s all escape that and take some adventures with the Pipeman in 2026 for the best in Motivation and Music. Maybe even some surprise announcements today and in the weeks ahead. So, tune in today and every week if you want to be intertained (Ask Pipeman what that means). It will be a year of success with Business, Motivation, Inspirational, Health and Wellness, Mental Wellness, Laughing Together, Entertainment, Information, Music, and Just Plain Fun! And don’t forget to catch all the past episodes, interviews and bonus content on iHeart, Apple, Spotify, Pandora, Amazon, Audible, YouTube, and anywhere you listen to Podcasts.

Then, after announcing festival contests we go to an amazing interview with the band Gravewitch and discuss their music and philosophies on Blackened Thrash Metal, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, Black Metal, and metal music genres in general. Great interview. Don’t miss it!

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Hi you lunch You dear censure, I'll see why. Bring

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your wake up of America.

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It's time for the Adventures of Fine Man. I'm going

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before suppli e con vist pmings.

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It's not a fun internet radio station. Here's your host,

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the Man.

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Oh my freaking god, I can't believe it's twenty twenty six.

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I think it's weird, Like it's twenty twenty six, two

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hundred and fifty years old. Our country is going to be.

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That blows my mind. Like I just saw something the

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other day. What's with my sunglasses? Okay, that's better. Okay,

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So I can't believe it. The other day I saw

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something about that the Bison Tannel. I'm like, why are

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they talking about the Bysonanniel. I was in fifth grade

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during the Bisonennial, but I can't believe it were like

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fifty years past the bi centennial. That's unbelievable. And we're

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occupying new territories, we're gaining new land, we're gaining new resources,

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and but we got the same old pipe nuts. So

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right here on the Adventures pipe manw four Cy Radio,

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let's bring on the best part of the show, the

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pipe nuts. Okay, So where's Rebel?

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Oh you said the best parts. That's why I left

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her out. Okay, here we go.

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Okay, but here we have something very important our background.

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Oh here, let's let's move it like this. Hold on,

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let's do this, and there she has the swamp nut,

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the swampiest of the nuts, the swamp nut. Rebel. That

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does look like Louisiana too. The AI is just too smart.

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Yeah, I think the staff.

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Hold on, let's put her in the middle so we

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can compare it. Okay, and see how close they came.

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You know, if the background was wearing sunglasses, it would

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be like twins. What do you think, Rebel?

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Absolutely, that's a distant cousin.

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Well, yeah, we know that in Louisiana. You guys int

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the cross breeding? No, so you know in New Jersey

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there are rats that big. They're called sewer rats, and

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they're not everywhere. They're just in certain areas where they're sewers.

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And these things are bigger than dogs. They will kick

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your ass.

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We had those things here. It's called neutra rats.

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Yeah, we call them sewer rats. You can look it up.

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You can google sewer rat. In fact, let's do that.

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I'm going to google sewer rat and there it is.

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It has a picture of it. The brown rat, also

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known as the common rat, street rat, sewer rat, warf rat,

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hanover rat, Norway rat, and Norwegian rat, is a widespread

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common species of rat, one of the largest muroids. It

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is a brown or gray rodent with a body length

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of up to twenty eight seven meters long and a

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tall and a tall slightly shorter than that. Hold on,

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where's the rest of it? Now? I had to continue.

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It weighs between one hundred and five hundred grams. Thought

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to have originated in northern China.

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There it is.

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Everything comes from China, like every caret and compare neutra

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rat to your new Jersey ret.

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It's that n U t R. I like, it's a

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nutritious rat is. It's the kind you guys eat or something.

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Oh there, it is a nutria.

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You mean tutra.

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Right, there's a thing called a nutria. But instantly it's

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from it's a road in from South America. That's what

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happened when I put up, when I put nutra rat,

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so I might need the right spelling here at a

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new Tria rat new Tria rat. It's not Louisiana though,

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unless you guys to South America. It must have moved

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to South America. I think Trump moved Louisiana to South America.

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That's who's now. That's who's going to now govern in Venezuela.

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God help us all t R I Atra Okay, yeah,

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it's not neutri. It's neutria and U t I already

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looked it up. It didn't say Louisiana. It's in South America.

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You're just you know, you're you're channeling your new home.

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I think that's like a Bayou subspecies that she's talking about.

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Yes, you know what it really is. It's actually read

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it read what read it? Neutria in Louisiana are large

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invasive semi aquatic rodents from South America.

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this land. That meaning someone brought them in.

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They're not native to Louisiana. Some idiot hick was smoking

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a joint in the middle of the buyo and decide,

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you'll be a good idea for me to get me

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one and neutrients as a pet. Oh, they're not too friendly,

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let me let go in to buy you just like

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people here in Florida with the people here. Yeah, well

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worse the pythons. It's how the pythons on the Everglades. Hey,

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idiots stop getting pets can't handle.

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big to handle and they just release it into the

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wild because they don't want to kill it. It's like,

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you know, if you don't want it anymore, at least

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kill it because if it is an invasive species, give

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it to a zoo, non invasive species.

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I came up playing a thing one another co host.

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We're just I think we should keep it like this

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for a little while. It looks kind of cool. Let's see.

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I wonder how the other backgrounds would look with it

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like this. Let's let's take two thousand and twenty six

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to experiment. But there there is the real pipe Man,

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the real pipe I love. I love the superhero they

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make me into. It's it's amazing. AI is kind of cool.

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And here we are. We're in the pit. Okay, pipe

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Man in the pit and uh and then we have

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my head on One's body and then look at that.

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This is who they think one is? Why do they

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think one is some redneck white guy? That's why I

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want it?

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Not no, but.

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Yeah they probably the AI's probably thought I made a

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mistake and meant j O N And there there he is.

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Or maybe that's Rebel. That is another likeness too. By

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the way, I have to say, Rebel, I think you

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should get a makeover because he's a better version of you.

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Hey what Okay, So we're gonna do a little recap

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in twenty twenty five. We're gonna do a little talking

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about what's going on twenty twenty six, because we got

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great crap going on twenty twenty six and uh, you know,

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we got the Pipe Main radio tour, you know, taking form.

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I did an interview yesterday and then I spent the

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rest of the day having to do my travel plans

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for twenty twenty six and so and next week, well,

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next Friday, I'm I'm gonna explore a new country that

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I haven't been to yet, also a surfing mecca. Okay,

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So here's what I want you to do. Can either

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one of you guess what trip I booked for next

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week to go surfing someplace you haven't been, someplace I

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haven't been.

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You're going to surf off the coast of Russia.

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Are you stupid?

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Yes?

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Or new?

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Okay? What's your guests one?

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I'm gonna say you're going to the Alps. You're gonna

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be surfing on land.

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No, but thank you for playing. I speaking of surfing

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on land, I did buy myself a Hanukkah gift. I've

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been looking at getting one for a while. So I

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now have three skateboards. I have my trick skateboard, my longboard,

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and now a surf skate that's the new thing now

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to surf skate. So you can surf on land when

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you live in Florida and you live right on the

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beach and it's like a lake, so then you can

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actually surf. But basically they make the truck, so where

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you can simulate surfy instead of kicking, you pump like

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you would on a surfboard because you can't like stick

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your foot into water and kick. You know, that doesn't

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work too well. But here's the funny thing. Okay, So

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it's very different than the other boards of how it

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is because of the way the trucks are like, it

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turns very easily like that. So I never I had

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my one of my daughters, she ask me why I

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wanted for honk, and I gave a.

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I gave a.

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I gave something that I wouldn't normally give to get me,

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and she did get They did go for me. Her

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and her husband did go for me, and that was

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a skateboard helmet and skateboard pads. Now, let me tell

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you how at fifty nine you first decide to put

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on a skateboard helmet. How that happens?

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Please do?

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Okay, mind you. I've been skateboarding since I'm like twelve. Okay,

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So so where I live above the parking garage is

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where the tennis and the paddle board i mean pickleball

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courts are. But then there's this big, huge open area

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like we could throw the biggest rager party and it's

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all concrete. So I was practicing with this new board

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and it's really smooth. And you know what happens when

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it's really smooth. You either ride really good or you

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eat shit really good. Wanted a two. Well, I did

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eat shit and I didn't hit my head because I

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know how to fall. Okay, when you skateboard, you surf,

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that's one of the first things you have to learn

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is how full. In fact, the first thing they taught

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me surfing caused me to actually do this to my finger.

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If you can see see that, No, that was that

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was from hockey. But it wasn't from playing hockey. It

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was from grabbing my ice skates out of the trunk

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to go play hockey. And if you notice, I'm not

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doing that to my finger. My finger is permanently curved

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like that. Women love it.

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And then.

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But there's something that I don't know, some other injury

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that's a that's a permanent injury that happened because of

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being taught how to not get injured surfing. And let

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me tell you what happened. Okay, So what they teach

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you is if you are flying off the board, first

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thing you do is put your hands over your head

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like this, like cross and cross like that.

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Why do you do that, rebel to avoid brain injury

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when you hit something.

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When the board comes flying back and hits you in

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the head, yes, and he knocks you out, which it

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will do, you know, Like the surfboards are pretty hard,

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and if it hits you in the head, it's knocking

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you unconscious. And that can't happen because it's tied to you.

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You got the leashan, so you're gonna fly off the board.

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It's gonna go flying in the air and hit you

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in the head. So I was just going a festival

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one year and I was having I was in the

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hotel room and I was having a dream. I was

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surfing and I was having a dream that I wiped out.

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act them out in real life not even knowing it.

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So I when I flew off the surfboard, I flew

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off the bed and I put my I did this.

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I was sleeping and I put my heads over my

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head like that, and my finger caught on to the

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end table and damaged it permanently.

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So, oh, my goodness, you didn't even have the full

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experience and you're getting damaged.

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Well, see, if I was surfing, I wouldn't have gotten damaged.

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But because I was trying to do some surfing techniques

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in bed, it didn't work out too well.

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Were you alone when you were trying to do this

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or was this some extra curricular.

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Well that that was the problem. Though I was alone,

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I was practicing for extracurricular activity. What I would do

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if she was so wild that I was going to

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fly off the bed? And there you go. And let's

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see what our other co host has to say that

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this guy John or one or whoever his name is

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up there. Yeah, see, he's just given me that look

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of you know, No, he's like, you're an idiot. Okay, one,

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let's get rid of that background. Let's go back to normal. Okay,

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we've had enough fun with that. I looked up at

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him and I'm like, oh, and now it is one.

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Look now it is one. See that's really how AI works. Okay,

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that's why they call me magic one.

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Man.

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Actually that's because of something else, but we're not going

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to get into that.

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Well, is it true what they say about about people

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like you?

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Probably you like him?

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What does that mean, hey, Rebel, why is your head so.

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Big because my camera is closer? Oh back up?

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We're like, oh, well we go. Now we have somebody

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invade the show. Watch I'm allergic to cat. So you

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bring the cat on the show, I'm gonna sneeze.

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I didn't clearly did not bring the cat on the

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show that the cat.

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Does this to me? Okay, So, Rebel, uh, it's your turn.

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You give us the rap of the twenty twenty five

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Adventures of pipe Man. Let's hear what you got to say.

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Have you either wrap? Okay, Well, it's been an interesting year.

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Pipe Man did a lot of festivals it.

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And he's going on some more this year too. That's

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what we're supposed to be talking about.

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We would talking about both. It's a recap in twenty

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twenty five. We gotta do that first. Just like when

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your Netflix show comes on for the new season, they

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don't recap the previous season after you watched a new episode.

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Okay, recap it, go back and.

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Shut up. Okay, one, you do the recap.

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From a personal level from the show.

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No, the show ding dong whi. You're hanging around Rebel

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too much?

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Probably? Yeah, it's roving off. I mean we talked about.

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Whether is she rubbing off? That's a different story girlfriend,

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Tennessee education. Okay, go ahead, one, go ahead. Sorry.

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So we saw a lot of guests, a lot of

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music interviews. There was a lot of traveling recaps we had.

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You guys are so fucking interesting, Jesus Christ. You said

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about the show, Oh, this is what the show was about. Well,

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it's not very interesting to me.

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Well, yeah, you want interesting, You guys can always check

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out The Adventures of pipe Man on multiple platforms. If

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you miss something last year and want to go back,

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go back in the past by looking it up where

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you can see it and watch it.

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So you'd like to miss anything.

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I'm going to add to that, it's the twentieth year

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anniversary of this version of the show, The Adventures of

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pipe Man. I say that because I was doing shows

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before that, but it wasn't The Adventures of pipe Man.

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And so this is the twentieth year anniversary, the twentieth season,

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episode two, and I just want to say that, Jesus Christ,

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it gets more boring every year with you people.

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Well, I've only been here for like four years, so

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you can only blame me for four years. Not responsible

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for what happened before then. I mean, listen, I'll give

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a the absolute best show. I haven't even uplouded to

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upload it, but oh bye. Way to what Rebel was saying,

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you can listen to all the episodes going back to

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the first season. Okay, but and I suggest you do that.

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I suggest, if you are just starting now, go to

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the very first season. And it's like you can watch

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US and Law and Order Special Victims Unit the same

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time and go through all the seasons at once and

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just been just both okay, because it's a race of

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who's longer, the longer running show. But I don't even

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know what I was going to say before Rebel.

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Oh the best, the absolute best show of the whole

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year is one I haven't even published the podcast site yet,

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I don't think. And that was a show where Wan

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and I were just testing things out and I called

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it the bullshit Show. Okay, we had a bullshit show.

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And I remember after the show of like fuck that

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was pretty good. We wore broadcast that one. I think

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I was sick on that one. I think I had

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like a cold and Rebel wasn't there, so I was

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I was probably delirious from the fever. You sure you

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weren't delirious because Rebel wasn't there.

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It could be.

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That's probably what made it a good show.

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And we've had a bunch of you know, guest co hosts,

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most of them have not survived the pipe Man throughout

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the year. But we're gonna have more this year. Let's

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see who survives. We might be oh challenge. Look at

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that from Norway man, and look it looks like the

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picture has the Northern lights. It's funny because I was

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just looking about trips to go see the London lights

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just like this morning. So that's pretty cool. So hello

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to you from Norway. I love it. Polar nights. Well,

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you know what, you should really hook up with Rebel

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because that'll that'll end in a lot of polar nights.

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Well actually, no, my ex wives, it would be more

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polar nights. Rebel is probably a fun time at night.

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But Thing one and Thing two they were some pre

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polar nights, I gotta tell.

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You so back.

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So anyway, Yeah, we had a lot of interviews last year.

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I think I broke records last year, Like I was

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doing multiple festivals with like fifty interviews, like Jesus Christ.

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I didn't have voices most of the year, and it

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was it was a brutal pipe Man radio tour because

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I started in March and every weekend through October and

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I've been enjoying my solitude since then, except for you know,

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the holidays. But it's basically like, I spent so much

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time traveling that I think I only had to fill

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up my jeep once this year when I was home

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because I wasn't going anywhere. I was like in my

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prison cell, pipe man, pipe Man, prison cell.

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And you were so busy you didn't you didn't have

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the homeless tour.

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But you know what, I did have part of the

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homeless tour, but not usually. And you know what I

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had to I had to drive my I went. I

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spent the holidays shopping for a vehicle and had to

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drive into North Carolina. And you know what it's like

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when you're driving somebody else's vehicle on a long road trip,

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It's like, why can't I have a mine, because then

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you know yours? And instead I'm like driving ten to

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two the whole way. You know, like I don't know

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what's going to happen, and I don't want.

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To be I could want to be responsible.

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I didn't eat in the vehicle. I was following my

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son up. It wasn't his vehicle, but we were in tandem,

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and he didn't want to stop to eating. He just

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wanted to go through the drive through. I'm like, no,

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I can't eat in the vehicle before the person even

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got their own vehicle. Okay, and it was one of

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my kids. But you know, I'm not gonna eat in

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somebody else's vehicle before they have a chance to trash.

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It, you know, coming courtesy. I agree, yeah, exactly.

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And so, oh my god, I saw jo Zel johns

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All and Franzel are like shooting up. It's unbelievable. Like

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Friendze is almost as stalls me. But Jozelle, she just

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sprouted up like she's like three times her size in

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a matter of two weeks. Unbelievable. These kids, they gotta

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stop growing up, man, They gotta stop growing up.

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Man.

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It's ridiculous.

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They're putting something in the water.

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Man.

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Cole who lives down here, who's Derek's son? Oh my god,

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he's way bigger than me. Like I told him, he

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has to be my bodyguard now and I need one,

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don't I rebel. Okay, hold on, I'm gonna hit I

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hit my cough button. So anyway, well he's there, you go,

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I have a cough button, Rebel.

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It's funny because no one heard it, but I heard it.

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I know, right, I'm in the other room.

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I'm sure you would that. Everybody listening is probably very

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happy they didn't hear it. Yes, okay, so let's talk

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about this, yere screw. Last year. I think twenty twenty

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five was a sucky year anyway, to be honest, not

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for the adventures of pipe Man, not for our radio stations,

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just in general. There was a lot of bullshit in

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twenty twenty five. I'm so pumped about twenty twenty six,

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so pumped about it because we need to go in

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a different direction. We need positivity, we need hope, we

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need to stop fighting, we need to be united. We

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need to stop being like assholes to each other. And

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that includes you too, Rebel, And you know, we need

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to just love the whole world, you know, and let's

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all just have a big music festival and party in

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Venezuela and now that's a US territory, and.

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We just pipe like happiness through the air. Since they

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like to put out you know, all of those other

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chapras and stuff like that. Yeah, we just pipe happiness

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through the air.

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And well we can. We can because there's this song

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by Bring Me to Horizon called the Happy Song, So

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like maybe if we played a small clip of it

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just and then we could spread some happiness throughout the air.

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But we have a lot of big things I've been

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working on for the past several months, for twenty twenty six,

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including there will probably be an additional co host on

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this show. Somebody have known for a very long time

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that she has her own radio in her own podcasts.

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But we've combined forces at festivals. We might combine forces

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here and then we got some other things going on

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where I can't really talk about him yet, but there's

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gonna be some major upgrades for the network and all

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the shows and for all you people out there in

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radio podcast land. Okay, and don't forget, do we have

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the Happy Song yet? Studio nut. He didn't even search yet.

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Now I can see. I can look at his body language,

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his face in the ways searching Google or if he's

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paying attention.

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It's a small world, No, it's a small world.

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After all, lots of people are going to be very

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upset that you just put that in their head, just

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saying it's I'll tell you what I'll put in their head.

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Then phenomena.

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That's another one. Okay, we have those too, I think. Okay,

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so let's see where is it? I know I have

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it somewhere here. Well, we could put this in their head.

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What was that?

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Exactly?

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It was a kleief?

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Oh my, Or we could put this in their head.

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I'd ask my own fault, which is your favorite rebel?

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What was that?

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Sounds like a standless steals.

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In value in Louisian in your little like your little uh,

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I don't know, shit container or whatever it's called. Okay,

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so no, how about this is why I want to

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put in your head. We have an intro to the

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show that has us, but I can't find it on

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here right now, But it's I love you, you love me.

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We're a big fucking neurotic family, Barney's okay. I have

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a question for all listeners, for everybody. Is there anybody

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out there that either is or no, somebody that has

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no trauma and no issues at all?

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Does it matter if they're living or dead?

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Probably not, depends on if their ghosts or not. If

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they're not a ghost, then they don't count. If they're dead,

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they can't express themselves.

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I don't think there's any left without drama.

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S.

452
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And nobody's gonna know that that means swamp, swamp nut

453
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:46.400
or slut nut. You're the swamp slut nut slutting them.

454
00:28:46.519 --> 00:28:53.880
Uh So, the Pipe Man Radio Tour has not started,

455
00:28:55.240 --> 00:28:58.480
but we didn't get Okay, hurry up because we gotta

456
00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:01.200
go to another segment. So so hurry up and tell

457
00:29:01.319 --> 00:29:06.319
me well mental wellness. I do want to talk about

458
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:10.039
mental wellness because music is mental wellness. And we're going

459
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:13.039
to have an interview after this segment with a band

460
00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:16.720
called Grave Witch. I just did the interview yesterday. Man,

461
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:19.960
what a killer band. Killer people love them to death

462
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:24.680
and listen. The best thing we could do in twenty

463
00:29:24.880 --> 00:29:29.240
twenty six is to go to music festivals, to go

464
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:34.119
to concerts, to listen to music, and that I think

465
00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:40.039
will cure all of our mental issues because music is

466
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:44.200
the ultimate unifier and the ultimate therapy. Just my opinion.

467
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:46.519
So you're gonna want to stay tuned to that interview

468
00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:50.400
coming up. But I also want to talk about so

469
00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:54.640
the Pipe Main Radio tour. Of course, there's a couple

470
00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:57.440
that we're promoting. We're doing ticket giveaways for that. I'll

471
00:29:57.480 --> 00:30:00.759
give one the queue to run those, and that'll be

472
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:04.000
your cue to go to pipe Man Radio anywhere on

473
00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:06.960
socials and dm ME if you want to win tickets

474
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:09.400
to these two festivals. I won't tell you which two

475
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:12.960
yet they're going to play in the commercial, but we

476
00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:16.480
will be doing also. I had contact this morning. We'll

477
00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:19.720
be doing download again this year. Okay, there'll be some

478
00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:24.920
surprises there and we'll probably be doing Welcome to Rockville,

479
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:34.240
Sonic Temple, Incarceration, Louder Than Life After Shock, and a

480
00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:38.480
whole mess of others. I was just invited to some

481
00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:41.640
other festivals I'm looking into that are over in Europe.

482
00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:44.720
In fact, I was also told the other day I

483
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:49.079
should do the Czech Republic and the Poland festivals, so

484
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:52.519
we might look into those. I was like, Astra, I'll

485
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:55.920
like Poland. Do I have to worry about what's going

486
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:59.279
on in Ukraine. No, it's on the other side of Poland,

487
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:04.000
so it's okay. But I will tell you that if

488
00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:06.279
I have to, the pipe Man will go out there

489
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:12.440
and help do something.

490
00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:16.359
Did get an answer to where you were going to surfing.

491
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:20.559
No, you guys didn't figure it out. All right, I'll

492
00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:22.160
give you two more guesses. Go ahead.

493
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:26.039
I don't have any more guesses. I don't know. Oh

494
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:28.960
how about you Italy?

495
00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:35.680
Nope? Okay, I might as well tell you Greece Nope.

496
00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:38.640
Although when I hear were funny, I used to cook

497
00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:41.319
a lot while I was a kid, and my stepmother

498
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:45.599
made up this thing, this joke. She fancied herself a

499
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:51.720
comedian and in real life, same with her daughter, my sister.

500
00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:54.880
In real life. I think they both suck. They're not

501
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:59.279
really funny, but you know, they call themselves comedians. But

502
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:06.200
she she did this joke with me. She's like, how

503
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:10.400
do you get to grease? And she's like, you go

504
00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:17.200
to Dean's kitchen? But ump, bump. Worst mom joke ever,

505
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:22.799
But I do have a The best dad joke ever

506
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:26.200
was my dad did one and it was like it

507
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:29.039
was a different word back then that you can't use now,

508
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:32.160
and probably most people win those used. But it was like,

509
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:34.960
did you hear about Let's ask rebel and see if

510
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:38.640
she knows rebel. Did you hear about the dummy that

511
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:44.359
broke his finger? Somebody punched them in the nose.

512
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.839
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahad jokes.

513
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:57.200
But when I was a little kid, my dad he

514
00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:00.960
you know, he told that joke. I laughed my ass off.

515
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:04.640
I thought it was the funniest thing. Ever. I did

516
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:07.079
tell why of my grandchildren they thought it was funny too.

517
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:11.640
So maybe thead jokes do only appeal to kids. They

518
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:14.559
don't have the cognitive developed development yet to know that

519
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:19.359
they're stupid jokes. I don't know. But anyway, Uh, all right,

520
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:21.440
so we got a hurry up and get out of here.

521
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:25.720
Uh and is there anything I missed Rebel talking about?

522
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:35.839
Let's what about? Oh you covered mindset, goal setting, all right?

523
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:40.039
Positivity except where I'm going? Yeah, where are you going

524
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:40.559
to serve?

525
00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:44.119
I would say everybody being united and happy with therapy

526
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:46.799
for music is a little bit of positivity. Rebel by

527
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:58.400
the way, just saying okay, San Salvador, San Salvador, San Salvador. Yes, wow, Yeah,

528
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:03.480
I want to get near to Venezuela Action. I'm gonna

529
00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:08.960
I'm gonna do my live show from Venezuela. No, I'm

530
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:13.760
gonna I'm gonna run for president event Venezuela, val of Venezuela.

531
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:15.079
I'm going to run for president.

532
00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.079
I think you would have to You would have to

533
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:21.639
run for governor, right because now that's a fifty first state.

534
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:27.400
Yes, oh okay, all right, well here's the positivity. Everybody

535
00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:32.239
in twenty twenty Sex. Be happy, think positively, set your goals.

536
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:34.119
This is going to be a big year for all

537
00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:35.960
of us. There was a comment that happened at the

538
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:38.440
end of December, and I have it on good knowledge

539
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.920
from somebody about that commic that we are going to

540
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:45.239
go into a positive energy shift in twenty twenty Sex

541
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:48.159
and I'm here for it, and you're here for it.

542
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:52.639
And now, on a more positive note, make sure you

543
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:55.199
tune in every week to Adventures of Pipe Man W

544
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four c Y Radio, one pm Eastern Time. We have

545
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Positivity pipe Main, which is our is this health, wellness,

546
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:05.880
positive sell folk motivation. We have Pipeman the Pit music interviews,

547
00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:09.039
and then we have this stupid show that has no

548
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:17.440
meaning whatsoever except a bunch of people hearing themselves talk. Okay, WTF, okay, well,

549
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:21.480
what the fuck and what the fuck? I'm gonna give

550
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:29.320
away some tickets to festivals. One it's time, let's run the.

551
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566
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:33.840
Uh oh.

567
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:35.960
Uh oh.

568
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:40.360
Uh oh Hello, what happened?

569
00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:40.639
One?

570
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:49.360
Can one hear me? He took off his headphones. Oh

571
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.920
he's trying to fix the interview. But I just want

572
00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:57.079
to say that this is a killer interview and hopefully

573
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:01.159
you will play. Hopefully it's not screwed Killer of You

574
00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:06.360
with band Grave Witch. But what's happening?

575
00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:06.599
One.

576
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:11.599
Let's try it again.

577
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:13.000
Do do do.

578
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:18.599
This movable squares? You got to pick the one that

579
00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:19.119
you want.

580
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.039
I uploaded it, but he's not playing it.

581
00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:26.159
That's so weird, right, Can you do like a screen

582
00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:33.199
share thing he or something? All right, you know what

583
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.920
We're gonna have to do the rest of the show

584
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:36.559
by ourselves.

585
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:41.400
Yeah, technical difficulties here, Let's do the rest of this show.

586
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:45.719
Let's remove that. Let's get us back into shape. There's

587
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:50.880
the pipe Main radio tour taken off, and everybody tune

588
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:53.480
in tomorrow to the Adventures of Pipe Man at one

589
00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:57.320
pm Eastern time, W four c Y Radio and we

590
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:03.039
will have that interview with grave Witch tomorrow, maybe even

591
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:08.800
another one who knows. So put us back into shape here.

592
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:14.360
Oh dog gone it a nails broke.

593
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:18.360
Oh my god, what a tragedy. What do you think?

594
00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:20.800
What do you think happened there studio night?

595
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.320
I don't know because I'm opening it on the computer

596
00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:26.039
and it's playing on the computer, but streamyer is not

597
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:26.760
playing it at all.

598
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:32.280
That's so weird. Right, Well, you're in charge of figuring

599
00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:36.719
out what that problem is, and then we'll broadcast that

600
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:41.480
one tomorrow. Hopefully it works. It'll work if I just

601
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:46.639
upload it like that, right, I'm sure? So yeah, all right,

602
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:52.159
so all right, people, we need more than just us.

603
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:58.360
So tell us more about the new stuff coming up

604
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:02.079
on the right man, Like, well, four people fit in here,

605
00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:03.400
I know it's true.

606
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.760
Well wait, we've had four before. We mean, we'll forfeit

607
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:13.000
in here before, constant with extra Yeah we'll be able

608
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:17.320
to Yeah, we're going to fire you anyway, rebel. So

609
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:20.079
that's why I couldn't say it over the area yet.

610
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:23.599
Good thing to know.

611
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:28.840
So, Rebel, what was your favorite Christmas gift you got?

612
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:33.800
I can't answer.

613
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:37.199
Now you have to. You don't have a choice. You're

614
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:37.880
live on the air.

615
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:40.119
Do you want me to tell you it was from you?

616
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:47.559
Oh that's not a present that you know. Yeah, don't

617
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:50.639
talk about that stuff live on the air exactly.

618
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:54.159
So that was that was pretty much.

619
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:56.400
I got her a cock sock.

620
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:01.800
Literally what he sounds like or.

621
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:08.159
It sounds like that way during the cold weather, she

622
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:10.280
has something to put over her dildo.

623
00:40:11.559 --> 00:40:16.199
Ow, everybody knows me. I don't do politics, religion, or me.

624
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.039
Okay, come on now, well that is something I do

625
00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:23.079
not Nobody nobody wants a cold deal though, right.

626
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:27.000
I don't want any of them. So that's a hard no,

627
00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:32.960
that's a no no. And uh no, oh but yeah no,

628
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:37.400
why not let's talk about that. Why do you not

629
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:39.840
like doing it by yourself? Like I love doing it

630
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:41.719
by myself. I don't have to put up with anybody

631
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:45.039
who's bullshit. I can sit there, get it done in

632
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:48.280
like thirty seconds and go back to playing Madden Football.

633
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:54.079
No, because I mean I have to do everything else myself.

634
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.199
Why do I go to do that too? You know

635
00:40:56.599 --> 00:41:00.920
that's no ew no, that's not what it's meant for.

636
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:06.719
So here here is what I want. It's funny. I

637
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:11.159
bought myself some more gifts. They had a sale and

638
00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:13.480
you know it's hanka, so I have to buy myself

639
00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:14.079
eight gifts.

640
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:15.679
And so.

641
00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:21.480
I bought the new Madden Football for twenty six and

642
00:41:21.559 --> 00:41:26.280
the new NHL Hockey for twenty six and then okay,

643
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:32.000
So Franzel who plays Madden Football, he reminds me of

644
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:35.239
me when I was younger playing video games. But he

645
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:37.119
also reminds me of my son because I had to

646
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:37.920
teach him a lesson.

647
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.199
Oh no, I did.

648
00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:45.800
So we were playing and he started getting cocky, and

649
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:49.119
just like with my son, I taught him lesson. You know,

650
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:53.480
don't get cocky. Confidence is great. Everybody should have confidence.

651
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:58.599
Nobody should be cocky. Huge difference. So he was being cocky,

652
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:04.519
talking a lot of smack, and I beat him forty

653
00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:07.239
nine to nothing in Madden.

654
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:10.920
Yeah, why would he get cocky playing Madden with you?

655
00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:12.800
Doesn't he know how long he've been playing?

656
00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:17.360
He didn't realize. He didn't realize, I guess, So I

657
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:21.119
have to say the second game we played, he learned

658
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:24.119
his lesson. That's more than I can say for my son.

659
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:28.280
So he did learn his lesson. And then he was

660
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:32.920
beating me in the second game. And guess what happened.

661
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:34.400
And guess what happened.

662
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:35.119
What happened?

663
00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:43.639
His controller died. No, so never got to finish a game.

664
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:49.920
I'm like, sorry, disqualified, You're disqualified. And then I was at. Okay,

665
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:52.119
so I was at. He had an All Star game

666
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:54.360
we had to go to, but they had practice for

667
00:42:54.440 --> 00:42:56.960
another all star game because he plays football. He plays

668
00:42:57.000 --> 00:43:00.159
basketball too, but you know, he's a monster in the

669
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:05.440
football field. And so anyway, I'm known in my family

670
00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:09.719
that everybody wants to race me because nobody can beat me. Okay,

671
00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:14.199
you would think I'm you would think I'm from some

672
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:18.280
other country and I'm running from Trump or something.

673
00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:18.880
You know.

674
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:24.119
But I did play freshman football. And if you think

675
00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:28.119
i'm skinny now, rebel, you should have seen me in

676
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:32.920
high school. Like I was shorter, much shorter, and much skinnier,

677
00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:38.679
and I played freshman football. And the reason I'm so

678
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:42.800
fast is because when you're playing running back or wide

679
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:46.119
receiver and you got these big four hundred pound dudes

680
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:49.159
chasing you, wine to pounce on you, you can't bring fast.

681
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:54.000
Oh yeah, one of them fellows falls on you, it's

682
00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:54.480
bye bye.

683
00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:57.320
I mean, I feel like, you know, when I'm on

684
00:43:57.400 --> 00:43:59.880
the football field, it's like I'm running over the border.

685
00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:05.079
You know what's funny about that. I tried joining the

686
00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:07.480
football team at my high school and they told me

687
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.000
no because I was too skinny.

688
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:14.159
Well, you know they what happens in Okay. So I

689
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:17.119
didn't make it. I didn't make it long in freshman

690
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:21.599
football because not because athletic ability, because I played sports

691
00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:24.880
my whole life till that point. But then, you know,

692
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:27.559
I started high school and I was in new high

693
00:44:27.559 --> 00:44:31.039
school in New State, so I didn't know anybody. And

694
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:35.599
you have to go to the gym during the whole

695
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:41.000
summer five days a week and work out for two hours. Yeah,

696
00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:46.719
and that was that was really gaining it in the

697
00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:54.599
way of my LSD time, just really and so no, seriously, No,

698
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:57.960
I wasn't even touching drugs at that point. It wasn't

699
00:44:58.039 --> 00:44:58.760
until about.

700
00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:03.039
A month later, only a month later.

701
00:45:04.039 --> 00:45:07.159
Well, you go with a bunch of four hundred pound,

702
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:12.519
six foot dudes in freshman football, and you know, when

703
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.519
they're bench pressing like one thousand pounds and you're bench

704
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:19.679
pressing fifteen and can only do like five reps, you

705
00:45:19.719 --> 00:45:21.400
know you might turn the drugs too.

706
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:25.800
No, but I'm going to show something different than you know,

707
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:28.679
working out with these big guys.

708
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:32.039
No, by seriously, it was like after that summer, I

709
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:33.920
was like, yeah, I don't want to do this any more.

710
00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:37.559
Now I'm just going to go into moshpitz. And that's

711
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:42.559
what I did. I traded my football helmet for a mashpit.

712
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.000
I traded running from people to running with.

713
00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:51.360
Yeah, I traded in my football helmet for a for

714
00:45:51.519 --> 00:46:00.639
my battle vest. That's what I did. So probably maybe

715
00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:06.079
who knows, Like, so I have a question for you guys.

716
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:10.079
There he is there, he is the pet. Okay, tell

717
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:15.760
me high French, like, I have a very serious question. Okay,

718
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:20.360
it's very serious. How many people died in your life last.

719
00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:27.039
Year or than needed? Why?

720
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:31.440
Because it was a sucky couple years of death. Man,

721
00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:35.119
Thank god, it's twenty twenty six. Nobody's going to die

722
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:39.519
in twenty twenty six. That is my positive prediction for

723
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:45.199
twenty twenty six. Nobody. Nobody can die except maybe Dick

724
00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:47.679
van Dyke because he just turned one hundred and it's time.

725
00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:51.800
Did you see the video that came out from people

726
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:57.159
that gather around this billboard about like how many deaths

727
00:46:57.320 --> 00:47:01.559
do to smoking? Were costs during the year. They gather

728
00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:03.760
around the New Years to see if he would reset

729
00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:06.519
to zero, and he did, and then they were celebrating

730
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:08.440
because he was at zero, and then like not even

731
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:09.679
a minute later, he jumped to.

732
00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:24.119
One rebels like, She's like, what do you say again?

733
00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:29.920
I stopped smoking when I had that first heart attack,

734
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:32.800
and I'm probably gonna die of smoking now that I stopped.

735
00:47:33.360 --> 00:47:36.159
That's why I think. You know, Jerry Garcia, the Grateful Dead,

736
00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:42.360
he died from stopping doing acid. So I suggest if

737
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:45.079
you're that type of drug addict, you might as well

738
00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:48.880
just keep going. Now, I'm just kidding. People don't listen

739
00:47:48.920 --> 00:47:52.440
to me. If you do drugs, if you do if

740
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:58.039
you don't do drugs, well then you might be an idiot.

741
00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:01.679
I think you do drugs. If you do drugs, you

742
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:02.480
might be an idiot.

743
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:05.000
I think the problem is people try to quit cold

744
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:09.119
turkey and their body like needs it, and it goes

745
00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:11.400
into shock and then more things go.

746
00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:14.360
Yeah, I don't like cold turkey.

747
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:19.719
I prefer it warm, and I don't think anybody like

748
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:21.280
really really likes cold turkey.

749
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:29.880
But well, cold gin. Now, I suggest stop trying to

750
00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:33.920
quit drugs cold turkey and start trying to quit cold gin.

751
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:38.039
About slow gin, I'd rather that one.

752
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.119
Oh, she's telling us about our sexual preferences. There's that gin.

753
00:48:43.639 --> 00:48:46.280
Gin is an alcohol, and just take that.

754
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:49.599
That's just take that slow gin and only put it

755
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:52.679
up her huha slowly, don't do it fast, Oh.

756
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:58.480
Ladies and gentlemen, anything okay, because that is very dangerous.

757
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:01.920
We need to get in emergency room nurse on the

758
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:05.280
show so we can find out all the things that

759
00:49:05.559 --> 00:49:09.000
she has seen. Stuff stuck up somebody's butt or who ha.

760
00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:13.559
Can you imagine a bottle champagne like popping open inside you?

761
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:17.880
Or how about or how about that they haven't done

762
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:19.480
that one? In scary movies?

763
00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:22.519
Have they wait? Do you guys put stuff up their

764
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:25.199
peep hole? I want to know that they do. I

765
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:30.639
haven't heard stories. I have no, no, no, tell us

766
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:32.199
about it. Tell us a story about that.

767
00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:35.920
Well, people try to experimenting on like putting different things

768
00:49:35.960 --> 00:49:38.239
inside just to see what they feels like. And I've

769
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:42.480
heard of people putting living organisms.

770
00:49:43.800 --> 00:49:45.800
Is this kind of like when you go to the

771
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:49.719
psychiatrist and say, my friend has that problem? Is it

772
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:55.400
the same thing? Like were you what was it you

773
00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:59.920
told me to eat? In Mexico? The art aunt larvae?

774
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:03.000
Do you put Have you ever put that up your

775
00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:03.599
pp hole?

776
00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:04.000
No?

777
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:06.280
Why would you? Why would you do that?

778
00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:09.159
Because when they move around it kind of tickles a little.

779
00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:12.039
Yeah, that's what they say. But like there's been people,

780
00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:16.000
like I've heard stories of people who put stuff inside them,

781
00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:18.599
like I've there was this one story that I saw

782
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:20.719
I think I saw it on on social media where

783
00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:22.079
someone put a gerbil Off there.

784
00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:27.440
But all, oh yeah, that was Richard Gear. You don't

785
00:50:27.679 --> 00:50:30.280
neither one of you know about that. That was a

786
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:36.440
famous thing years ago, like Richard yeah, okay, here, we're

787
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:40.559
gonna google it right now. I'm just gonna google Richard

788
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:49.559
gear Gerbil. Okay, Richard gear Gerbil rumor is a persistent,

789
00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:54.199
untrue urban agin claiming the actor once had a gerbil

790
00:50:54.280 --> 00:51:02.159
surgically removed from his rectum after a sexual misadventure. Now there, right, Yeah,

791
00:51:02.199 --> 00:51:06.719
but it is something people do, like tidepods. The tide

792
00:51:06.760 --> 00:51:09.599
pods people do, That's where it came from.

793
00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:10.599
The problem.

794
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:10.920
I think.

795
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:13.039
I think the problem with the type pods is people

796
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:15.400
were shoving it down the wrong hole. They were supposed

797
00:51:15.400 --> 00:51:18.039
to shove it up the exit, not down the entrance.

798
00:51:18.119 --> 00:51:20.880
I think that would be do not do any of this.

799
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:24.639
You're not telling you how you do your butt ale

800
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:27.559
with tide pods? How would you clean it?

801
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:34.000
Come on, not like that, Ladies and gentlemen service disclaimer.

802
00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:38.079
Everything you hear on here is not to do do

803
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:38.760
you clean yours?

804
00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:42.079
I am not going she.

805
00:51:42.159 --> 00:51:42.880
Doesn't clean it.

806
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:46.239
I think I think I successfully took up the time

807
00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:49.239
that we need it that the interview was not playing

808
00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:53.840
like this was good content here, like but before we go,

809
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:56.159
we have to do a little training class, kind of

810
00:51:56.199 --> 00:51:59.920
a webinar. Uh so what what they did before. Richard,

811
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:04.840
Your rumor is you would take something and stick it

812
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:07.760
up your butthole, kind of like you know how Gerbils

813
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:10.320
have the habit trail thing. So you take one of

814
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:13.000
the habit trail things, you know what, that they walk through,

815
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.480
and you put it up your butthole and then you

816
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:18.880
put the gerbil in there, and it climbs up there

817
00:52:18.960 --> 00:52:22.320
and scratches your prostate. And that's why they like it.

818
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:29.079
It is seriously something sexual people with weird kinks.

819
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:33.880
To please do not harm any animals in your pursuit

820
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:35.599
of arm.

821
00:52:36.039 --> 00:52:39.239
The Gerbil could come right back out the habit trail too.

822
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:42.559
You know, you can find another tube to crawl.

823
00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:48.159
In evenus and to go on adventure. That's the adventures

824
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:52.360
of pipe Man, the adventure down the pipe of the

825
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:57.679
men say say, that's what I think the next AI

826
00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:02.639
thing is. That's AI thing I'm gonna create, is that

827
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:08.039
it's gonna be a Gerbil pipe man. Hold on, let's

828
00:53:08.039 --> 00:53:11.679
see what happened. Let's see this is gerbal.

829
00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:15.559
I think we need to stop because you cannot afford

830
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:20.960
her therapy because reels starting to become unhinged.

831
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.920
And she's from Louisiana. It takes a lot of dungeons

832
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:25.679
those people.

833
00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:26.480
Okay.

834
00:53:26.599 --> 00:53:35.960
So The Adventures of pipe Man Gerbil. Okay, let's see

835
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:38.800
what happened. I might have to make it at it. Okay,

836
00:53:39.320 --> 00:53:41.519
I might have to make it at it. Let me

837
00:53:41.599 --> 00:53:42.719
see the picture first.

838
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:49.320
Hold on, ladies and gentlemen, this right here, welcome.

839
00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:54.280
Hold on, I got hold on, I got one. Now

840
00:53:54.599 --> 00:53:59.079
hold on, I'm gonna do another one. The Adventures of

841
00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:05.159
butt Holes with a Gerbil.

842
00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:07.599
Oh, I'm pretty sure that's gonna be like, I can't

843
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:08.079
do that one.

844
00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:11.199
Did you put the other one up yet? So it's

845
00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:18.159
prompt not allowed by a safety filter? Okay, So The

846
00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:28.400
Adventures of a Gerbil and an Anus The Adventures of

847
00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:31.559
a Gerbil and an anis. Okay, let's see what's gonna be.

848
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:36.320
That's not allowed either train testines. Hold on, way, wait,

849
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:41.119
glory hole, you have to say.

850
00:54:40.920 --> 00:54:42.880
In tests, because I'm pretty sure that's gonna be flagged too.

851
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:50.559
That's flag two. Okay. The Adventures of Gerbil and a rectum.

852
00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:52.280
Let's see if that one works.

853
00:54:53.079 --> 00:54:57.119
Wait a minute, so something actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, that

854
00:54:57.239 --> 00:54:57.960
one will work.

855
00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:04.440
Okay, so recta. Let's see prostate. Let's try prostate. The

856
00:55:04.519 --> 00:55:09.719
Adventures of a gerbil and a prostate that one's creating.

857
00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:13.199
It's creating. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I can't wait.

858
00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:17.840
Oh my god, when do you see this?

859
00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:21.559
I'm pretty sure those were the exact same words people

860
00:55:21.679 --> 00:55:23.159
said before calling nine one one.

861
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:28.039
Oh okay, it should be saved in there? Did it say, oh,

862
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:31.960
it's saving hold on, it's that we're getting in the show. Okay,

863
00:55:32.719 --> 00:55:42.559
let's go. My goodness, and it is his health back there,

864
00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:46.119
it's his health. Oh my god, So here you go.

865
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:52.719
AI thinks that gerbils massage your prostate is good health.

866
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:59.599
And look at that like curiosity? What does the other

867
00:55:59.639 --> 00:55:59.960
one say?

868
00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:03.519
Hello, we got where's this?

869
00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:03.840
One?

870
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:05.079
Say that we're covering?

871
00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:09.840
Some things are like t A C M E. Tech me.

872
00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:13.039
Now if we said gerbils in a vagina would have

873
00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:19.559
a taco up there? Oh how did gerbils eat vagina?

874
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:23.800
That would be great, make a le eating a taco?

875
00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:29.599
Oh my word. We apologize for any prominent we have

876
00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:30.559
put you guys through.

877
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:32.840
Will you apologize for me?

878
00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:33.440
Guy?

879
00:56:38.599 --> 00:56:44.840
Okay, listen, just because listen, Louisiana can't be the only

880
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:48.639
people that have weird ship. Okay, give us a chance,

881
00:56:48.719 --> 00:56:50.480
give us a chance. I have weird shit. Look the

882
00:56:50.559 --> 00:56:54.840
Gerbils on Rebel. That's what happens when you don't wash

883
00:56:54.880 --> 00:56:55.719
your hair for a month.

884
00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:58.079
I just got the show words still what.

885
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:03.599
Well, just because it's wet from your sexual adventures has

886
00:57:03.679 --> 00:57:07.320
nothing to do with the shower you have. Did you

887
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:10.960
have sex in the shower? Look? Courage, that's where the

888
00:57:11.079 --> 00:57:13.920
sign is. Courage. You have to have courage to stick

889
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:15.320
a gerbil up your butthole.

890
00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:17.679
You have to be out of your mind.

891
00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:22.599
Okay, we got to go. It's time tune in tomorrow

892
00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:26.320
where we have a serious interview with a great musical band.

893
00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:29.239
Not so serious though, but not as stupid as this was.

894
00:57:30.639 --> 00:57:33.519
But and it's not a new band either. Did I

895
00:57:33.559 --> 00:57:36.199
say new band? They're not new, but they do have

896
00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:39.480
new music, fairly new and they got new more coming

897
00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:43.960
and they're great. So pipe Man Radio interviews Gravewitch tomorrow

898
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:46.440
right here on the Adventures of pipe Man on W

899
00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:50.079
four c Y Radio. Hey, thanks for tuning into this

900
00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:54.559
train wreck and tune in every week and check out

901
00:57:54.599 --> 00:57:57.760
the podcast. And you missed any part of this debauchery,

902
00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:01.239
you can check this podcast out on the Adventures of Pipemin.

903
00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:04.599
You could be sure anywhere you listen to podcasts, specifically,

904
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:07.679
iHeart radio because my heart talent, so I have the

905
00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:12.480
bra iHeart. Okay, thanks, thanks, thanks for listening. Okay, roll

906
00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:13.360
it one bye.

907
00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:25.719
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin. I'm

908
00:58:26.199 --> 00:58:28.920
w for c u I Radio