Awkward Travel Moments on Awkward Moments Day

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures You'll fight men before see White I com list Pontas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight. Man or not. Maybe today it's rebels turn for a brief moment. I am sure don't get used to it, because I'm sure he's gonna pop in as he always does. Well, Welcome to the Adventures of Pipemin minus the Pipe Man on the before cy dot com and everywhere you can tune in to listen to. My hair is like all over the place. Forgive me, pardon me sorry? Oh so wow. Let's welcome the other pipe nut. Since we're missing the head Hacho the pipe man. Today, let's welcome one, hi wan.

1:37 How's it going. It's going well. Travel Tuesday, It's going. Well, Travel Tuesday. That's right. Today is awkward travel moments on Awkward Moments Day. Well, guess what speaking of an awkward moment when you're not prepared at the very last second to take over the hostage situation? I mean show here, I guess hostage situation would mean if we had him held hostage somewhere. Hmm, there's an idea. But anyway, something, something tells me that he wouldn't be the hostage in that situation.

2:20 Oh, we never know, we never know. He probably gets a couple of people in the pit. That that is a possibility. You know. Have you ever been to the pipe cave? I have not. Apparently you have to buy a group on to go there. Hey, well I'm not doing that always. Not always. I have been to some of the pipe caves and yeah, no I made it out alive. You know, but that's maybe because it's me, you know. Good go figure. So all right, before he comes on, I'll guess we'll talk about Oh darn.

3:02 Hi, Hi, Yeah, I caught you. I caught you. Okay, she was talking about you. Okay, person not bus. You can always go back and listen to it again and see what I actually said. Okay, well and lo on. So you know, I was going to test something new today and maybe we'll do it during the show. But the reason I'm late, and then you continue what you're saying is I was just doing an interview that started at noon, and as you know, most of my interviews are you know, ten to fifteen minutes. But I just ended the interview basically. No, we were talking afterwards. It wasn't quite that long. We were talking before and after, but it was just some cool stuff and that's why I felt you guys could start the show.

3:56 I'll be late, you know. And I even said to him, I'm like, okay, I gotta go because I'm late for my live show. And so anyway, the person I was interviewing is Keith Roth. Do you know to name YouTube? Either one of you know the. Name sounds familiar? Keith Roth. Okay, So Keith Roth is first of all, he is a radio personality on series XM on Ozzie's Bonyard and hair Metal, So that's probably where you probably remember a Rebel. He's also been musician, songwriter, singer forever and he has a he has his first solo project coming out in a couple of days, so everybody's gonna have to check that out, okay. And he's also he's in the Dictators and Frankenstein three thousand and he does quite a David Johanson group. Like this guy's been around, he's killer. What a great dude too. That's where we're talking. We were talking about, see this holds true for this show because we were talking about the pipe Man Radio tour and he gave me some more info of things to do on the you know, on the pipe Man Radio tour, so we're gonna check that out. And so yet it was just a cool connection. I'm like, eh, fuck it, I'll let my pipe nuts handle the first couple minutes.

5:28 How bad could it be? And then I tuned in and I found out. It was not bad at all, Thank you very much. And by way, everybody go out and get the new album. You're gonna love this too, Rebel, are you right? One probably won't know what this means, but March twenty first, through Deco Entertainment, You're gonna wanna get the new album by Keith Roth because it is badass. It's called The Low of Diminished Returns. And the latest single that just came out is Superfly Do You And it's a cover do You Fly? Do you remember Suited?

6:08 I have definitely, Yeah, I have definitely heard of Superfly. Before I would we should play a clip here somewhere. I think maybe, I don't know, maybe maybe we shouldn't, Maybe you should, Maybe we shouldn't, maybe we should, maybe you shouldn't. I don't know. Well think about it. Yeah, okay, So continue with what you were saying, Rebel. I'm curious to hear what you have to say about And before I come on the air, we. Were just going to squeeze in the days today and I have to tell everybody we have to clarify not all of these are observed annually, so we might switch it up instead of giving you all them.

6:50 Kay, Wait a minute, why you have a day that's not annually? Wait? Wait, that's stupid. Now, Well, some of them go by the third Monday of this or the fourth Sunday of this. I started looking into them because I had things on my calendar. It's like, wait, a minute. Why isn't it on this list? Because those things aren't observed annually? So I think you mean. You're not observed at the same day annually, same day annually. It's annual, but it's not the same. Yeah, you know, I do think it's kind of stupid with holidays where like, uh, like President's Day, How are the President's Birthday on Monday every single year? Like my birthday is not on Monday every year, They're not.

7:34 Every seven years. That's what my point is. It's like Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving just on Thursday? Is that why it's on Thursdays? Only? Easter? Why is Easter on Sunday? See, the Jews don't do that shit. When the holiday is the holiday is we don't make it convenient when people are off of work and so that you could have brunch at at Sunday Polo and Wellington. Okay, I mean if that was a case, then why don't you we do it for New Year's you know, just make New Year's on a weekend every single year. Well, well, there's no rhyme or reason to it. Okay, but we are in South Florida. Some Uh, Saint Patrick's Day is like a week long here because all they like to do here is drink. So like a excuse there it is. I call it amateur night. Seriously, My dad was an alcoholic and he used to he used to not go out on New Year's not because it was amateur night. All right, So go on with your day's thing. By the way, the most important thing is it's it's awesome moment, awkward moment's day. I was thinking that awesomeness stay the last week, and boy was that an awkward moment meant rebel when you were about to talk about me before it came on, go ahead.

9:05 Was not about to talk to you. We actually talked about the group on in the pipe Cave. And yeah, for those of you who don't know what the group on is, you may or may not want. The group on should be. There should be a new group on for this show that includes travel, so like so like, so. You could travel with the pipe trip. You go on trip with the pipe man, and you service the pipemin in the Mile High Club and then you serve the pipe man whatever airplane meals are nowadays, and then you get.

9:48 Out then he pushes you out of the plane. I think my point, that's my point. I think I think the travel part should be like they travel to you no matter where you are. Yeah, that I like that. I like that. Okay, that's a good idea. That is a good idea. When you got back there, rebel? What's back there? What's that thing? Bag? Back there? Someone? Bad lady? Are you a bad lady? No? This is this is an interesting thing I picked up. I can read smut or be a slut? I think you do both. Personally, I do not. But it came with what to a comic con?

10:31 And you don't read? Is that the Louisiana education of why you don't read smut? Because I know you're a slut, But so you don't do both of them. You must not read smut. Yeah, I think only one of those is correct. And I don't think she can read. Yeah, I can't read. I read an avid reader. Actually, all right, all right, all right? Series of books that people should check out, because that's where I got this. Do the books come with pictures? No, they're novels. Since you can read, let's have you read off? I'm not doing it. I've done it. No, you can't read. That's why I can. Read, and I'm not reading anything off of a thing.

11:13 So you have fun with that. All right, I'd just give you something simple to read. Okay, I want you here's how you'll prove you can read. Okay, do you know the Woodchuck thing? Much wood would wood Chuck Chuck? If for Woodchuck could Chuck would? Yeah? Yeah, do it. Chuck would or say it? I just here you want me to do it? No, that's not the whole thing. Ding dong. Okay, So it goes like this, how much wood wood Chuck Chuck, if with Chuck could chuck wood as much widows Woodchuck cold Chuck if with Chuck could Chuck would go ahead?

11:53 What did you say for the last part? How much woould wood Chuck Chuck if with Chuck could Chuck would as much wood as Woodchuck could chuck if wood Chuck could Chuck would. I never heard that second part before. That's always been the answer to that though, because yeah, like because it's education, people always say like, I don't know how much, and it's like as much as he could Yeah, that's the answer. As much as he's not going to do less than that or more. It would be as much wood as wood Chuck could Chuck if Woodchuck could, Chuck would Yeah. So let's get back to why. I want you to do it. I want you to I did it, you can do it.

12:34 How much wood could wood Chuck Chuck if a wood Chuck kuld Chuck wood and wood Chuck wood Chuck as much what as he could? I don't know. And they and and you wonder why they call Louisiana people's slow or southern or slow just in general. Maybe this is why Florida is number one in education exact. I think the curate Louisiana Sure ain't Louisiana could, but I have a Jersey education. I think Louisiana fl like fifty two out of fifty states. Yeah, yeah, they're going to become the fifty second state after Canada. Oh well help us all okay, so go ahead with what you were saying rebel before I so rudely interrupted, But.

13:17 You're just gonna do again. By the way, but it's okay. I'll keep paying, I'll keep here, I'll do i'll do this. I'll do do like I do the people that are annoying on the show. Okay, so he just cut off his own mic, Thank goodness. All right, So awkward moments Day. That is an annual for just watch him in the background, forgive him. If you get motion sickness, watch out, all right, So forgive mom and Dad Day. It's an annual thing. Forgive them for what. I guess maybe if the Mendez brother Menendez brothers, say Menendez, if those. Louisiana you can't even say a Spanish last name? What right?

13:57 That's what it is, right, Menendez? Yes, it's the menne they would. Have maybe participated on this thing. Which one were you a slat with? I was not neither. If you would have, if they would have observed this day annually, maybe they would have, you know, not had the situation they have now, goddess a fertility day. Goodness? Oh, or that's an annual thing. I think you need that one. What I think you need that one? Rebel? Don't need no kids? Sorry? Could you imagine me as a mom? No, No, that's a good thing. I can. But I can also imagine Charles Manson being a mom too.

14:40 That would make a weird dream. It's certainly not a wet one. All right. So National Agricultural Day, that. Is one way. Can you say agricultural again? Agricultural okay, go ahead. All right, So that is one that may that may or may not be an annual thing. Still on the fence with that one. Oh wow, National Biodiesel Day, National Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day. That's a funny one. And the and that's and that's Lacey, and that's Lacey lay.

15:24 Yeah, somebody got stone, they were saying on the couch, and they had a Louisy education, so they didn't know how to spell. So they started Lacey Oatmeal Cookie Day because they thought it meant lazy oatmeal cookie Day, being lazy and I want an oatmeal cookie because I'm Stone. No, okay, okay, what does it mean? Then? I think they were trying. I think they were trying to make it look sexy. What does it mean? Rebel? Tell us what Lacy? I don't know what they meant? And why did you give it that name? Rebel? Wait a minute, I did not give it that name in charge of these days? How come you're not doing your research to know what they actually mean?

16:12 Research? And no, this is way back in eighteen ninety six, y'all. Keep up with me. Here from a cookbook, Oats were a staple in America's diet don't know why it's still the same. But okay, God forbid those people. Well, because we had to wait overnight. That's why. You had to wait overnight. Yeah, you don't know about the night oats. Now that's the big trend. Now you don't. Now you don't eat hot oatmeal, You just eat it cold in the refriger left overnight. Why I don't. I don't think I like it either way, you. Know, rightly, Why would you do that? That doesn't make sense to me? So anyway, So it became a staple in America's diet in the twenty first, twenty fifth centy.

17:02 I can't see it thing again, it's not a rating thing. I can't see. It's Moorroway. I'm reading from a thing across the room here and I can barely see cars. You can't even say why you can't read. It. I can't see. I can't see a monitor that's away for me anyway. So in the twentieth century, milk cookie recipes began being printed on Quaker oats container. Okay, imn bored. What's the next day? Oh my god, swear to you anyway, one that I intended on actually doing today is national sloppy Joe day.

17:42 That's an exciting thing to me. Now my question is, okay, what type of sloppy Joe? Did you know there's two types of sloppy Joe sandwiches? Oh god, yeah, a sloppy sloppy we're not talking about that. We're talking about sloppy Joe. Well you wasn't talking about that either. No, I wasn't talking about that, But I just to know where your head is at yet. Legitly, there's two types of sandwiches called the sloppy Joe, and they're not anything like each other. Really, which one is it? Which one are we celebrating today? Rebel? Well, it looks like manwich Sloppy Joe's. Don't used to make those. I was a kid too, the bad witch slappy.

18:26 That's what I was gonna do, but I didn't think about it, so I don't have the stuff. I think what you should do, and maybe this is something we should do for the pipe man only fans, But I think you should have made a sloppy Joe and ate it right live here on the air guide, all over your face, and you know, and then and then once it's all over your face, you could do your your porno pedophile voice. Oh, for crying out loud, did you ever listen to what is it called the Golden Oldies? Stuff like Lemon. Abner and you mean little Abner? No, lum and Abner?

19:07 Okay, you said Lemon. App Fibber McGhee and Mollie. Big Newton. Then Molly is that like you take some Molli's and you get you get the munchies and you eat some big Mutons. No, anyways, if you're listening, if you've ever listened to the Golden Age of radio, you know that there was a character called Baby Snooks and Daddy. Do you no it sounds like something sexual? Oh my god, for Christ's sake. Fanny Bryce was the voice of.

19:47 Her ravel show. Where is Fanny Bryce from? Where is she from? Yeah? I couldn't tell you. I know. The guy who played Daddy was well, I think four different voices played Daddy at at different times, but Harpy, no, Henry what is his name? The guy who played Daddy the most was from Canada. Are you trying to say that the Golden Girls sound like pedophile porn? I said nothing of the sort, not at all. Follies check it out. They were on the air. They is that Roy Folly's or is that where we watch them get eaten by a tiger?

20:34 You want to hear him stop watch this? But oh come on did I? Oh yeah, I told you he'd stop. Okay, let's let's move on. Let's talk about or is there another day important to talk about? On there? How important to talk about? Okay? Never mind, Man, if you never think about then there's not okay. But what I do want to talk about is we're going to go around the table here, the the you know, the imaginary table, the imaginary table, and I want to hear your most awkward moment that happened while you were traveling. Now, for you, rebel, that can count traveling to the grocery store, because that's about the amount of your traveling.

21:32 Okay, So okay, so since I only go to the grocery store, I'll go first. Now you can go outside the grocery store. Okay, let's have studio not go first. Oh no, don't have me go first. I don't really have any awkward stories. There's got to be some one, That's what I was wondering. I can't think of anything because that definition of awkward. I'll name a recent awkward story. Is I am in Mexico and Wan tells me to eat a ant larvae taco.

22:14 And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't say the ant larva tackle. That was your date was trying to make you eat and and larva tackle. I told you about the scorpion one. No, you told me about grass upper one. I think the grasshopper one in the Yeah, it's also pretty good. You did say there was something about the aunt larvae because and maybe I brought it up, and then you said it tastes like caviar. I don't like caviar either. But what was awkward about it is is I insisted on not eating those things. And then I was walking through the ruins of Mexico City and something I still don't know what it is yet. It might have been the devil, I don't know. Stun me. I wasn't and my arm was blowing up. I was about to leave for Costa Rica. I'm not I'm not going to a Mexican hospital and missing Costa Rica. I'll wait and hopefully I won't die on the way to Costa Rica. Because it was it was getting bigger and bigger and it was.

23:17 It was weird. It was like a spirit like stun me because I didn't see any bugs. I didn't see anything. It was just out of nowhere. It just happened, just out of nowhere. It happened. That was kind of awkward. So let me just warn you if you go to Mexico City, be careful going through the ruins if you're a bad person, because you might get stung. Are you saying you're a bad person? That's why you guys? Oh, I'm definitely a fucking bad person. Oh okay, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten stung. To see if I'm a bad person or not. I do have better awkward travel stories though, so if you guys want to give me some good ones, I'll give you the real, juicy awkward stories. Okay, so get back to your studio.

24:07 Not nope, but still can't think of any I mean because I'm a very careful guy and I tend to like avoid certain situations. So everything you've been traveling and then you know, you leave the hotel and you figure out that after you left that you forgot to put your pants on. Oh well, there was I guess there was one time there was. It was a miscommunication. I was, I was with my family, and uh, well, let's just say that the. You took off your dirty diaper and through it at your mom's face.

24:47 Let's say, no, this was this wasn't that far back up. Let's just say that it was an Asian restaurant with the native Asian person as a waitress. Who is girlfriend? No? No, no, no, no who? She spoke English as a second language, but her English wasn't too good, and you know at that time, like I wasn't. I had never dated an Asian person before, so I didn't know how to use the chopsticks. And I asked her, and you know, like when when when? W wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute, So you have to date an Asian person to know how to use chops?

25:27 Well, how else would I eat? Her house had like three hundred chopsticks, no forks. But you should have learned without having a nation, you know, So go ahead. Anyway, So anyways, uh, you know, native Asian person English as a second language, her English wasn't too good. Gave me chopsticks because that's you know, what they do in those restaurants. And I asked her, excuse me, can I get a fork? And she said, oh, you want to fuck? I was like, no, I want a fork. I was like, not in front of my family, I want a fork. And she just kept repeating the same thing over and over again, like until I was like, fine, I'll find I was like, okay, sure, I was like, I hope she didn't mean one what I thought she meant. But no, she brought me up fork.

26:17 And I just want to say, and you guys can tell me if you want me to tell the story after Rebel tells hers. But I have one awkward story that has nothing to do with travel, but it has to do it thing two and having sex for the first time by mistake. Okay, go ahead, Rebel. How exactly do you have sex by MYSSA? Well, let's just say. And I'll tell you. As far as awkward moments, I don't think I've had. Nothing comes to mind, nothing pops up that I could say was an awkward moment. Uh. Oh, well, I mean. I think hard. I bet if you think hard, because as I'm sitting here, there's like so many of them coming into my head. Go ahead about me, are you? Well?

27:04 It was about me? But now I'm thinking about. There are a lot of yours too. Okay, go ahead. Well, I guess the most awkward moment would have been when I was invited to go back. Well we were already backstage, but where the tour buses were with a whole band of people, and uh, I had to kind of tell them, no, wasn't my thing? You were there? What was What wasn't your thing? Doing the whole band at one time? Oh? Doing the whole band at one time, like you only you want to do them one at a time, after one after each other. Then not all of them know their hoodies were the wrong color.

27:47 I did. I do know somebody that did come on a to a festival with me and may or may not have had sexual relations with somebody from a band that doesn't speak English and speaks Mongolian, just saying. Hmm, this twasn't me. No, you you only deal with people that speak English. No, because you're from Loisiana and. Dan sometime she doesn't understand them. No, not true. So I do have to say, Okay, I'll give you my story then please do. I have a few of them, but one came to my mind first, So that's the one I'm going to talk about. Okay, So and this is pre pipe man. So I when this happened, I think I was a little more conservative, a little more reserved than I am now.

28:48 So this is not involved Thing two. It involves Thing one, Thing one. Yes, yes, I'm back in the day. Okay, Yeah, so Thing one. I brought Thing one to Amsterdam and we went. We went, well, we did go through the red light district. That wasn't awkward. But what was awkward was we did go to this place that is pretty famous there that has these like shows and it was it was kind of like the Tijuana Donkey shows, but it was a humans in Astagram.

29:31 Okay, then yeah, that was a lot of awkward, I would assume. Yeah. So anyway, I'm one of those type as extrovert as I am, and rebels see me in action to like I am very when it's the main I'm like very much in charge and all that. But if I'm just at some something I don't like, if I go to South Florida Fair with the hypnotist, I'm not looking to get up on stage and get hypnotized. Okay, so that could be dangerous. I'm not very big into class participation and so we went to this place and I did get dragged on stage, and we're not talking about voluntarily.

30:21 And it was this very big black woman with a banana. And I think that's all I'm going to say about the story. Was eating it. No, she was using it. Yes, exactly, yes exactly. It was a prop. Okay, we'll just leave it at that. Encouraged getting me up there, like she was getting the lady to get me up there. Okay, but I just want to know one thing. It was a banana, a prop or a probe. In that scenario, It was not probe. It certainly could have turned into a probe, gotcha, okay, but it was definitely a prop. And then she she just sat me on the stage and just did like a sexual dance with the banana around me. She used it on me.

31:17 She just she just like would do things like wait a minute, rebel, do you have a handy banana? Introduced I I'm sorry. It was like she's a stuff like that, and like writing my face and you know, rubbing up out on me. There was all kinds of stuff. Let me just say that most of my awkward moments have involved ex wives to be on this store or females because yeah, that's why I'm single. That's why I'm single now, I mean, are you kidding me?

32:00 So? Yeah, that was that was pretty awkward. Uh you want to hear another awkward moment. This one's good. This one's really good. In fact, this one, I think we should play the group on commercials. Oh the thing too, Okay, I'll do let me do one more thing one then, okay, And I'm gonna do this thing one one now because it's something I would never speak about, but she told our kids about it, so I guess it's open form for me to talk about on the radio. Then. And so it was in a engine and dungeon. It was a dungeon in Paris. Do I need to say more?

32:46 That's why we stayed quiet. We want the details. I have serious PTSD from this. I can tell you right now. We are okay with that. Give us the details. There's just one detail. And that detail was right before I was like, okay, I'm out of here. There was some dude there that was like older, like I don't know, it must have been seventy or something like that, that kept going, going going. I'm sorry. That noise haunts me in my head to this day.

33:29 But it's almost rhythmic though. Just whenever you cannot go to sleep, just count the ounce. Yeah, totally right. And don't ever let it creep into your mind. If that he's coming closer. I thought for sure he was going to say that someone opened the door and then the woman with the ben and I walked in. Yeah, that wouldn't been even better, but I could happy. I can happily say to this day, I found now on that day that the dungeon scene is just not my scene, not with that, okay, because that that's not it's enough to make somebody okay, ten hiagros okay.

34:24 So so so tell me this. If you could relieve the dungeon experience without the old man, would it be different? Yeah? I would have never brought up the idea to a wife that we should have a threesome. I mean he's not being involved, he's just making noises in the corner, so he's fine, right. Oh god, okay, no, okay, So I guess do you think I could really top that story with having such accidents? I need to know how do you have sex on accidents? Oh?

35:04 I get it, I get it. She dropped the banana. He sleeped on it and then he just tripped and fell into it. Does involve Okay, let me say who's involved here? And I just picked my cam wire. That's why I sunk below the screen. Okay, So let me just give I gotta give some context here, Okay, Okay, Chad was involved, Briquette was involved. Definitely a group effort. Here we go. And the travel consisted of travel from Wellington to Green Acres because it is the place to be.

35:46 Yeah, okay, okay. And that mistake sex led to traveling to the Everglades as well. All right, Wait, it went from an accident too. Oh well, no, it went from not knowing that you were having it to a mistake. So do tell was this the uh misunderstanding a text moment? Yeah? It was that one. Now when you say you went to the Everglades, did you go as two people and came back as one? Or well that that would have been the smart thing to do, just leave her there. Instead I ended up getting married. So my idea, my idea was very smart, except the part of I should have just gone with the part of her saying no. The saying yes was not a good part of my plan. The no was Now question is if we repeated this incident incident today, would she get eaten by an alligator or a python?

36:59 It could be either. I would say they would fight over her. No, just watching the alligator fighting the python over the meal. Yeah, hey, rebel, have you ever gotten an alleger sexually aroused? I hope not not intentional. I mean, I don't know if they enjoyed that, you know, but I don't know. I heard they enjoyed. I heard if they're coming after you and you want to live, all you have to do is rub their peepee. Not try that.

37:39 With her lock. It'll be a woman alligator. Right in that case. In that case, bring your toys? What the ones that you use on the female alligator? I would not know what kind of toys you're insinuating. So therefore, I'm sure there was a website for it. I mean, if you searched for it, I'm sure someone out there has made toys for female alligators. By the way, just this has nothing to do with travel and probably should be on what the fuck Wednesday tomorrow, But that just reminded me of a movie I watched recently where this guy was getting tortured and the torture was the other guy had this tool that kind of looked like a drill that went up in your urethra of your peepee and then when he turns it on, the blades flip out and spin let that lot. Let that thought just settle in there real quick.

38:47 No, No, what kind of drill was this? Was it like that still drill? Or it matters what kind of tool it was used so I can form a good picture in my head or just send me to say I cannot watch it later. Oh god, okay, so seriously, let's go back to awkward moments in trouble. Now that I've given you some some info, has it rattled anything in the brain and go, oh, yeah, there was this one time, But there was this. One time we were setting up at this one player person's venue and my finger got cut. Probably should have went to the mergency room at that point, but.

39:31 No, was I there? Yes, you were there. I don't remember when did your finger get cut? We were setting up at a Sarah's place, and. That was just because the spirits knew you were from Louisiana, had that bad mouju stuff going on. Yeah, well, my finger got slighed souper. You shouldn't did it? Well, why would you slice your finger of it? Oh? Yeah, I don't remember what happened. Can you be more specific with your story please? We were we, I said we. I was laying down wires for the studio so the event could take place outside instead of inside, and we had to cover tape down the wires. Well, apparently you didn't like the way there were taped, so we had to pull it up.

40:28 But gaff tape is very sticky and trying to get the thing off, So y'all gave me a scissors or some sort of knife or something. Y'all gave me something something bad enough to cut my hand open, but not good enough to get the tape off of the wires. Well, that should say something about your fingers. Yeah, they got hurt. Okay. I have an awkward story. It doesn't have to do with travel, okay, but it has to do with what you were just talking about. Okay. So, yeah, my best pro life he was his parents put him into a It was very trendy in the eighties in California, these mental hospitals that were for kids.

41:10 You couldn't control your kids, you sent your kid there or if your kids smoked pot, you sent him there to get him off pot. Meanwhile, they would put the kid on hallidoll and uh and uh what was the other one? Halidal and and uh Thorsen and Hallidal. Tell me how giving Thorsy and Hallidal to a kid, it's going to get them off a pot. Okay, maybe it'll just get them off a pot and onto that. But anyway, so he was in this place and uh, there was some insane adult there that basically she made her husband a nice salad and uh cut off all her fingers and put them in a salad for his salad for dinner.

42:01 She I'm gonna assume she did that prior to getting put into this place, I would assume, so, okay, because if she did it while they were there and they were both, you know, in the same place together, kind of defeated the purpose. Well yeah, it kind of would. But so, Rebel, you seem like the type. Have you ever fed fed fingers? Is that why you were cutting the feed fingers to somebody? I have all of mine, thank you very much. Do you have a scar from that day from. When I cut myself doing the. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. Then it's memorable. Yeah, about that, It'll always be in my memory.

42:44 Then it's it's not an injury, it's an adventure. Yeah. Wand do you have an awkward moments in Tijuana with many donkeys? Not that I can remember, Okay, I. Just want to make sure. I think I had one, but I don't remember. I think, I think, Yeah, I think if you go to Tijuana and you remember your trip to Tujuana, you were you didn't do it, right? Yeah? Yeah, as soon as you eat that worm, you're not remembering anything. Like what warm? Right? Yeah? Exactly have you eaten the worm before?

43:25 One? Which one? Because there's multiple ones. There's the one that is the alcohol one that makes makes you hallucinate or that's what people say, and then there's other ones that you can eat just for like, I'm. Not talking about gummy worms. I'm talking about the one at the bottom of the tequila that makes you hallucinate. No, I haven't. Oh you're missing out. How about you want? How about you rebel? Nope? Never have you ever cut off the fingers of a lover? No? Okay, just want to make sure, all right, So let's go back to more travel awkward moment stories. Okay, do you have any more one?

44:14 I don't think so. No, So. How about you rebel? Nope, I'm don't Nothing else is coming to mind, nothing else to share. Sorry you return. I think why my awkward moments was I was down in the Key again with thing one down the Keys in Key West specifically, and we were at this place and it was a normal place until some dude just walked up, walked by and had is schlang just like swinging in the breeze. Did you know you can do that in the Keys? Did you know that you can just walk around with your schlug swinging?

45:00 Are you sure? I mean, it happened, But that was this one person. It wasn't like a group of people and everyone else wasn't kind of doing it. It's no nude beaches there, right. Uh, it's the Keys. It's Key West. It's known for like the fauchery. Yeah, a lot of it. But he was the only one that had it out. That I saw. Oh I just just walked by. It was a very awkward moment. It's a very awkward moment when you're a dude and you're just sitting there and somebody just nonchalantly walks by with their their schlung swinging. Yeah, as a man, that's not something that you look for. That's awkward. That's more awkward than having sex by mistake.

45:45 Unless what's more awkward with that? Dude? What's more awkward? Like if I would have asked him can I help him with that? Would that been awkward for him? Or knowing that it's you, that wouldn't have been awkward because I would expect that out of you. Oh okay, that a more smart asked questions. Awkward for who? That's the question? I mean, what makes it awkward? What makes it awkward? She'll say need a hand, He'll say yes, and then she'll give them a salad with the fingers on it. Maybe the part was awkward As I said the thing one, I'm like, dude, why are you all wedd he's gay?

46:30 How would you even know. He was in Key West with his slan swinging. There's a high probability that he was gay. Just saying aren't there women there? It's Key West? Okay, so only men go there. I'm trying to fix this out. Only gay man walk around with their schlang hanging out in Key West. Straight men would not do that because they'd be prepared to be scared that some other man might touch their schlang. Yeah, not to mention that sometimes the water is cold.

47:10 Hey, well, if it was still swinging and the water was cold, he must be. He wasn't in the water. But I'm saying I like straight man wouldn't have the confidence to do that. Usually. Here's an awkward moment. Okay, it didn't turn out awkward, but it wasn't. Well, it wasn't really awkward, but some people would deem it as awkward. Couple mon't. Okay, So I was at festival in Belgium. You guys probably heard about this, but listeners may not have been. It is an awkward travel moment. And so one of my friends told me to talk to this German girl and say something German and I will get late. Oh lord. So he told me what to say in German, and I didn't even ask when meant until after I said it, because hey, you only live once. I'll say it, and then I'll ask what I said. So I said it, what'd you say? And I think it worked. I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I think it worked. I think he was right, but I'm not one hundred percent sure.

48:26 You're not one hundred percent sure that that you said something that got you or you weren't one hundred percent sure that you got laid. I wasn't one hundred percent sure whether I got laid or not. How you store that could be a. Little awkward, by the way, Okay, but so don't you want to know what I said? Because that's the awkward part. I did ask that question. What did you say? Well, apparently the rough translation from German to English is I have a big schlang. And you don't know if you got late or not.

49:10 I mean, you know, I cannot confirm nor deny. Oh I can say is it was good advice? Okay? I so you never actually gave any details about the text that. So what made it awkward? I know, right. What made it awkward is that you know if you did or not. No, No, what made it awkward is after I said it, because and then I asked him what was it? I said, like, fuck, man, that's no way to start a relationship by lying. Oh god, yeah, that could be awkward. You know, when you're in the moment and she looks down there and is like, it's like, well, this is not my language. Okay, English is my language. It's coming ocation.

50:01 That's the English version of what you said. I think. I think she when she did see she asked if I, you know, basically even had something. At that point. I don't know how. You don't know. At that point. At that point, you just you just look her riding the ice and you say two inches, take it or leave it it. Confidence is key. She took it. But I did say what I did say that I was being more honest. I went at one one and a half.

50:46 So is that how you do that? Well, here's okay, But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Women always say, like, you know, more more more, So that's why you don't do the whole thing. You do like you know one and a half, ask for more, get the full tool, you know what I mean? Like, yes, that works. Speaking of awful travel on, have you ever been in a foreign country and hooked up with a foreign person there? And okay, when you say hooked up, do you mean like hooked up as in like like you you are, like hooked up as in like.

51:26 Now hooked up like sexually? And okay, so a car battery? And then they said to you, and then they said to you, where is it? Oh? Oh, that is a fine wildough moment. You got to look for it, baby, hold on, don't make me work for it. Have you ever been a scenario rebel? Rebel? Have you ever been a scenario where somebody stuck it in you and the old them, okay, stick it in me, and they're like I already did. Never Well, then you've been quite lucky in life, haven't you. Oh yeah, don't don't choke and die. Oh wait a minute, it is the show over.

52:18 I think it was over. It's like it's. Over, show is over. Okay, So that was a pretty that was pretty awkward. It's like it did remind me of one last awkward travel moment where you know, I didn't understand, I didn't what I gotta go, I didn't understand what she was saying. And okay, never mind, will save that for another time. Neverbody tune in tomorrow the ends. Everybody tune in tomorrow to what the Wednesday? Because I don't know what the fuck this was? Okay, And if you think this was bad, tomorrow's gonna be even worse. Okay, and make sure, okay, I'm gonna repeat, make sure you go out and you get that new album by Keith Roth because it was badass. Okay, make sure you get it. Uh, and there's no awkward stories there and uh you know again one pm Eastern Time, W four c Y Radio, W four cy dot com. We'll be here tomorrow from some debauchery on What the Landay today, and Rebel will not be with us tomorrow because she is going to die from choking. And thank you for listening, thank you for watching, thank you for putting up with this bullshit, and you can God help us all. Everyone roll it one.

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