March 18, 2025

Awkward Travel Moments on Awkward Moments Day

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 26 of The Adventures of Pipeman. Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/18/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com. Today is Awkward Moments Day and let’s share our awkward moments we have experienced or could...

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Season 19

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 26 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/18/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

Today is Awkward Moments Day and let’s share our awkward moments we have experienced or could experience when travelling especially when in new places. Let’s also explore what makes them awkward. Sometimes it’s the culture. Sometimes it’s the place. Sometimes it’s the people, or sometimes it is the awkward moments we don’t even expect or think of. Share your awkward travel moments with us.

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What’s new on the Pipeman Radio Tour. We have some travel plans that we will share. Want to WIN! Watch and listen for announcements about Aftershock and for your chance to WIN tickets to Aftershock, Louder Than Life, Sonic Temple, Welcome To Rockville, Rock The Country, Rock The South, Inkcarceration, Bourbon & Beyond, and more for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

What national day is it? Rebel will let you know what Special day it is today that relates to Travel. We hinted at Pipeman’s favorite above.

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Man or not. Maybe today it's rebels turn for a

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brief moment. I am sure don't get used to it,

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because I'm sure he's gonna pop in as he always does. Well,

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Welcome to the Adventures of Pipemin minus the Pipe Man

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on the before cy dot com and everywhere you can

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tune in to listen to. My hair is like all

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over the place. Forgive me, pardon me sorry? Oh so wow.

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Let's welcome the other pipe nut. Since we're missing the

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head Hacho the pipe man. Today, let's welcome one, hi wan.

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How's it going.

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It's going well. Travel Tuesday, It's going.

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Well, Travel Tuesday. That's right. Today is awkward travel moments

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on Awkward Moments Day. Well, guess what speaking of an

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awkward moment when you're not prepared at the very last

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second to take over the hostage situation? I mean show here,

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I guess hostage situation would mean if we had him

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held hostage somewhere. Hmm, there's an idea.

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But anyway, something, something tells me that he wouldn't be

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the hostage in that situation.

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Oh, we never know, we never know.

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He probably gets a couple of people in the pit.

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That that is a possibility.

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You know.

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Have you ever been to the pipe cave?

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I have not. Apparently you have to buy a group

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on to go there. Hey, well I'm not doing that always.

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Not always. I have been to some of the pipe

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caves and yeah, no I made it out alive. You know,

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but that's maybe because it's me, you know. Good go figure.

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So all right, before he comes on, I'll guess we'll

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talk about Oh darn.

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Hi, Hi, Yeah, I caught you.

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I caught you.

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Okay, she was talking about you.

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Okay, person not bus.

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You can always go back and listen to it again

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and see what I actually said.

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Okay, well and lo on. So you know, I was

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going to test something new today and maybe we'll do

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it during the show. But the reason I'm late, and

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then you continue what you're saying is I was just

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doing an interview that started at noon, and as you know,

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most of my interviews are you know, ten to fifteen minutes.

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But I just ended the interview basically. No, we were

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talking afterwards. It wasn't quite that long. We were talking

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before and after, but it was just some cool stuff

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and that's why I felt you guys could start the show.

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I'll be late, you know. And I even said to him,

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my live show. And so anyway, the person I was

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interviewing is Keith Roth. Do you know to name YouTube?

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Either one of you know the.

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Name sounds familiar? Keith Roth.

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Okay, So Keith Roth is first of all, he is

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a radio personality on series XM on Ozzie's Bonyard and

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hair Metal, So that's probably where you probably remember a Rebel.

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He's also been musician, songwriter, singer forever and he has

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a he has his first solo project coming out in

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a couple of days, so everybody's gonna have to check

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that out, okay. And he's also he's in the Dictators

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and Frankenstein three thousand and he does quite a David

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Johanson group. Like this guy's been around, he's killer. What

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a great dude too. That's where we're talking. We were

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How bad could it be? And then I tuned in

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It was not bad at all, Thank you very much.

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And by way, everybody go out and get the new album.

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You're gonna love this too, Rebel, are you right? One

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probably won't know what this means, but March twenty first,

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through Deco Entertainment, You're gonna wanna get the new album

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by Keith Roth because it is badass. It's called The

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Low of Diminished Returns. And the latest single that just

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came out is Superfly Do You And it's a cover

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do You Fly? Do you remember Suited?

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I have definitely, Yeah, I have definitely heard of Superfly.

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Before I would we should play a clip here somewhere.

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I think maybe, I don't know, maybe maybe we shouldn't,

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you shouldn't. I don't know.

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Yeah, okay, So continue with what you were saying, Rebel.

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I'm curious to hear what you have to say about

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And before I come on the air, we.

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all of these are observed annually, so we might switch

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it up instead of giving you all them.

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Kay, Wait a minute, why you have a day that's

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not annually? Wait? Wait, that's stupid.

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of this or the fourth Sunday of this. I started

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looking into them because I had things on my calendar.

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It's like, wait, a minute. Why isn't it on this list?

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Because those things aren't observed annually? So I think you mean.

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You're not observed at the same day annually, same day annually.

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It's annual, but it's not the same. Yeah, you know,

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I do think it's kind of stupid with holidays where like, uh,

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like President's Day, How are the President's Birthday on Monday

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every single year? Like my birthday is not on Monday

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every year, They're not.

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Every seven years.

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That's what my point is. It's like Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving

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just on Thursday? Is that why it's on Thursdays? Only? Easter?

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Why is Easter on Sunday? See, the Jews don't do

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that shit. When the holiday is the holiday is we

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don't make it convenient when people are off of work

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and so that you could have brunch at at Sunday

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Polo and Wellington.

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Okay, I mean if that was a case, then why

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don't you we do it for New Year's you know,

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just make New Year's on a weekend every single year.

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Well, well, there's no rhyme or reason to it. Okay,

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but we are in South Florida. Some Uh, Saint Patrick's

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like to do here is drink. So like a excuse

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there it is. I call it amateur night. Seriously, My

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dad was an alcoholic and he used to he used

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to not go out on New Year's not because it

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was amateur night. All right, So go on with your

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day's thing. By the way, the most important thing is

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it's it's awesome moment, awkward moment's day. I was thinking

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that awesomeness stay the last week, and boy was that

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an awkward moment meant rebel when you were about to

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talk about me before it came on, go ahead.

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Was not about to talk to you. We actually talked

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about the group on in the pipe Cave. And yeah,

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for those of you who don't know what the group

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on is, you may or may not want.

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The group on should be. There should be a new

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group on for this show that includes travel, so like

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so like, so.

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You could travel with the pipe trip.

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You go on trip with the pipe man, and you

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service the pipemin in the Mile High Club and then

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you serve the pipe man whatever airplane meals are nowadays,

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and then you get.

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Out then he pushes you out of the plane.

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I think my point, that's my point.

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I think I think the travel part should be like

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they travel to you no matter where you are.

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Yeah, that I like that. I like that. Okay, that's

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a good idea. That is a good idea. When you

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got back there, rebel? What's back there? What's that thing? Bag?

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Back there?

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Someone?

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Bad lady? Are you a bad lady?

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No? This is this is an interesting thing I picked up.

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I can read smut or be a slut?

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I think you do both. Personally, I do not.

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But it came with what to a comic con?

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And you don't read? Is that the Louisiana education of

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why you don't read smut? Because I know you're a slut,

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But so you don't do both of them. You must

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not read smut.

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Yeah, I think only one of those is correct. And

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I don't think she can read.

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Yeah, I can't read.

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I read an avid reader.

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Actually, all right, all right, all right?

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Series of books that people should check out, because that's

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where I got this.

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Do the books come with pictures?

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No, they're novels.

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Since you can read, let's have you read off?

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I'm not doing it.

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I've done it.

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No, you can't read.

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That's why I can.

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Read, and I'm not reading anything off of a thing.

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So you have fun with that.

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All right, I'd just give you something simple to read. Okay,

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I want you here's how you'll prove you can read. Okay,

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do you know the Woodchuck thing?

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Much wood would wood Chuck Chuck? If for Woodchuck could

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Chuck would?

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Yeah?

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Yeah, do it.

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Chuck would or say it?

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I just here you want me to do it? No,

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that's not the whole thing. Ding dong. Okay, So it

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goes like this, how much wood wood Chuck Chuck, if

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with Chuck could chuck wood as much widows Woodchuck cold

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Chuck if with Chuck could Chuck would go ahead?

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What did you say for the last part?

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How much woould wood Chuck Chuck if with Chuck could

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Chuck would as much wood as Woodchuck could chuck if

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wood Chuck could Chuck would.

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I never heard that second part before.

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That's always been the answer to that though, because yeah,

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like because it's education, people always say like, I don't

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know how much, and it's like as much as he

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could Yeah, that's the answer. As much as he's not

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going to do less than that or more.

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It would be as much wood as wood Chuck could

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Chuck if Woodchuck could, Chuck would Yeah.

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So let's get back to why.

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I want you to do it. I want you to

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I did it, you can do it.

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How much wood could wood Chuck Chuck if a wood

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Chuck kuld Chuck wood and wood Chuck wood Chuck as

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much what as he could? I don't know.

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And they and and you wonder why they call Louisiana

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people's slow or southern or slow just in general.

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Maybe this is why Florida is number one in education exact.

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I think the curate Louisiana Sure ain't Louisiana could, but

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I have a Jersey education.

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I think Louisiana fl like fifty two out of fifty states.

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Yeah, yeah, they're going to become the fifty second state

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after Canada. Oh well help us all okay, so go

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ahead with what you were saying rebel before I so

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rudely interrupted, But.

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You're just gonna do again. By the way, but it's okay.

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I'll keep paying, I'll keep here, I'll do i'll do this.

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I'll do do like I do the people that are

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annoying on the show.

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Okay, so he just cut off his own mic, Thank goodness.

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All right, So awkward moments Day. That is an annual

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for just watch him in the background, forgive him. If

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you get motion sickness, watch out, all right, So forgive

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mom and Dad Day. It's an annual thing. Forgive them

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for what. I guess maybe if the Mendez brother Menendez brothers,

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say Menendez, if those.

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Louisiana you can't even say a Spanish last name?

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What right?

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That's what it is, right, Menendez?

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Yes, it's the menne they would.

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Have maybe participated on this thing.

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Which one were you a slat with?

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I was not neither. If you would have, if they

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would have observed this day annually, maybe they would have,

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you know, not had the situation they have now, goddess

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a fertility day. Goodness? Oh, or that's an annual thing.

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I think you need that one. What I think you

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need that one?

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Rebel? Don't need no kids? Sorry? Could you imagine me

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as a mom?

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No, No, that's a good thing. I can. But I

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can also imagine Charles Manson being a mom too.

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That would make a weird dream.

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It's certainly not a wet one.

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All right. So National Agricultural Day, that.

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Is one way. Can you say agricultural again? Agricultural okay,

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go ahead.

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All right, So that is one that may that may

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or may not be an annual thing. Still on the

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fence with that one. Oh wow, National Biodiesel Day, National

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Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day.

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That's a funny one.

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And the and that's and that's Lacey, and that's Lacey lay.

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Yeah, somebody got stone, they were saying on the couch,

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and they had a Louisy education, so they didn't know

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how to spell. So they started Lacey Oatmeal Cookie Day

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because they thought it meant lazy oatmeal cookie Day, being

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lazy and I want an oatmeal cookie because I'm Stone. No, okay, okay,

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what does it mean?

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Then?

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I think they were trying. I think they were trying

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to make it look sexy.

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What does it mean? Rebel? Tell us what Lacy?

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I don't know what they meant?

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And why did you give it that name? Rebel?

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Wait a minute, I did not give it that name

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in charge of these days? How come you're not doing

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your research to know what they actually mean?

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Research? And no, this is way back in eighteen ninety six, y'all.

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Keep up with me. Here from a cookbook, Oats were

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a staple in America's diet don't know why it's still

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the same. But okay, God forbid those people.

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Well, because we had to wait overnight. That's why.

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You had to wait overnight.

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Yeah, you don't know about the night oats. Now that's

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the big trend. Now you don't. Now you don't eat

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hot oatmeal, You just eat it cold in the refriger

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left overnight.

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Why I don't.

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I don't think I like it either way, you.

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Know, rightly, Why would you do that? That doesn't make

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sense to me? So anyway, So it became a staple

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in America's diet in the twenty first, twenty fifth centy.

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I can't see it thing again, it's not a rating thing.

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I can't see. It's Moorroway. I'm reading from a thing

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across the room here and I can barely see cars.

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You can't even say why you can't read.

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It. I can't see. I can't see a monitor that's

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away for me anyway. So in the twentieth century, milk

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cookie recipes began being printed on Quaker oats container.

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Okay, imn bored. What's the next day?

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Oh my god, swear to you anyway, one that I

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intended on actually doing today is national sloppy Joe day.

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That's an exciting thing to me. Now my question is, okay,

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what type of sloppy Joe? Did you know there's two

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types of sloppy Joe sandwiches?

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Oh god, yeah, a sloppy sloppy we're not talking about that.

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We're talking about sloppy Joe.

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Well you wasn't talking about that either.

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No, I wasn't talking about that, But I just to

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know where your head is at yet. Legitly, there's two

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types of sandwiches called the sloppy Joe, and they're not

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anything like each other.

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Really, which one is it?

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Which one are we celebrating today? Rebel?

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Well, it looks like manwich Sloppy Joe's.

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Don't used to make those. I was a kid too,

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the bad witch slappy.

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That's what I was gonna do, but I didn't think

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about it, so I don't have the stuff.

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I think what you should do, and maybe this is

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something we should do for the pipe man only fans,

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But I think you should have made a sloppy Joe

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and ate it right live here on the air guide,

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all over your face, and you know, and then and

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then once it's all over your face, you could do

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your your porno pedophile voice.

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Oh, for crying out loud, did you ever listen to

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what is it called the Golden Oldies? Stuff like Lemon.

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Abner and you mean little Abner?

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No, lum and Abner?

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Okay, you said Lemon.

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App Fibber McGhee and Mollie.

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Big Newton. Then Molly is that like you take some

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Molli's and you get you get the munchies and you

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eat some big Mutons.

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No, anyways, if you're listening, if you've ever listened to

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the Golden Age of radio, you know that there was

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a character called Baby Snooks and Daddy.

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Do you no it sounds like something sexual?

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Oh my god, for Christ's sake. Fanny Bryce was the

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voice of.

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Her ravel show. Where is Fanny Bryce from?

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Where is she from?

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Yeah?

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I couldn't tell you.

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I know.

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The guy who played Daddy was well, I think four

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different voices played Daddy at at different times, but Harpy, no,

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Henry what is his name? The guy who played Daddy

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the most was from Canada.

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Are you trying to say that the Golden Girls sound

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like pedophile porn?

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I said nothing of the sort, not at all. Follies

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check it out. They were on the air.

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They is that Roy Folly's or is that where we

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watch them get eaten by a tiger?

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You want to hear him stop watch this? But oh

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come on did I? Oh yeah, I told you he'd stop.

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Okay, let's let's move on. Let's talk about or is

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there another day important to talk about?

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On there?

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How important to talk about?

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Okay? Never mind, Man, if you never think about then

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there's not okay. But what I do want to talk

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about is we're going to go around the table here,

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the the you know, the imaginary table, the imaginary table,

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and I want to hear your most awkward moment that

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happened while you were traveling. Now, for you, rebel, that

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can count traveling to the grocery store, because that's about

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the amount of your traveling.

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Okay, So okay, so since I only go to the

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grocery store, I'll go first.

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Now you can go outside the grocery store. Okay, let's

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have studio not go first.

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Oh no, don't have me go first. I don't really

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have any awkward stories.

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There's got to be some one, That's what I was wondering.

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I can't think of anything because that definition of awkward.

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I'll name a recent awkward story. Is I am in

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Mexico and Wan tells me to eat a ant larvae taco.

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And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't

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say the ant larva tackle. That was your date was

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trying to make you eat and and larva tackle. I

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told you about the scorpion one.

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No, you told me about grass upper one.

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I think the grasshopper one in the Yeah, it's also

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pretty good.

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You did say there was something about the aunt larvae

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because and maybe I brought it up, and then you

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said it tastes like caviar. I don't like caviar either.

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But what was awkward about it is is I insisted

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on not eating those things. And then I was walking

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through the ruins of Mexico City and something I still

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don't know what it is yet. It might have been

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the devil, I don't know. Stun me. I wasn't and

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my arm was blowing up. I was about to leave

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for Costa Rica. I'm not I'm not going to a

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Mexican hospital and missing Costa Rica. I'll wait and hopefully

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I won't die on the way to Costa Rica. Because

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it was it was getting bigger and bigger and it was.

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It was weird. It was like a spirit like stun

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me because I didn't see any bugs. I didn't see anything.

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It was just out of nowhere. It just happened, just

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out of nowhere.

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It happened.

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That was kind of awkward. So let me just warn

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you if you go to Mexico City, be careful going

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through the ruins if you're a bad person, because you

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might get stung.

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Are you saying you're a bad person? That's why you guys?

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Oh, I'm definitely a fucking bad person. Oh okay, otherwise

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I wouldn't have gotten stung.

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To see if I'm a bad person or not.

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I do have better awkward travel stories though, so if

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you guys want to give me some good ones, I'll

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give you the real, juicy awkward stories. Okay, so get

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back to your studio.

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Not nope, but still can't think of any I mean

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because I'm a very careful guy and I tend to

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like avoid certain situations.

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So everything you've been traveling and then you know, you

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leave the hotel and you figure out that after you

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left that you forgot to put your pants on.

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Oh well, there was I guess there was one time

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there was. It was a miscommunication. I was, I was

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with my family, and uh, well, let's just say that the.

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You took off your dirty diaper and through it at

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your mom's face.

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Let's say, no, this was this wasn't that far back up.

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Let's just say that it was an Asian restaurant with

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the native Asian person as a waitress.

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Who is girlfriend?

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No? No, no, no, no who? She spoke English as

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a second language, but her English wasn't too good, and

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you know at that time, like I wasn't. I had

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never dated an Asian person before, so I didn't know

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how to use the chopsticks. And I asked her, and

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you know, like when when when?

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W wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute, So

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you have to date an Asian person to know how

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to use chops?

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Well, how else would I eat? Her house had like

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three hundred chopsticks, no forks.

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But you should have learned without having a nation, you know,

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So go ahead.

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Anyway, So anyways, uh, you know, native Asian person English

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as a second language, her English wasn't too good. Gave

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me chopsticks because that's you know, what they do in

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those restaurants. And I asked her, excuse me, can I

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get a fork? And she said, oh, you want to fuck?

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I was like, no, I want a fork. I was like,

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not in front of my family, I want a fork.

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And she just kept repeating the same thing over and

462
00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:09.559
over again, like until I was like, fine, I'll find

463
00:26:09.559 --> 00:26:12.119
I was like, okay, sure, I was like, I hope

464
00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:14.400
she didn't mean one what I thought she meant. But no,

465
00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:15.400
she brought me up fork.

466
00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:19.880
And I just want to say, and you guys can

467
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:21.480
tell me if you want me to tell the story

468
00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:25.119
after Rebel tells hers. But I have one awkward story

469
00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:27.240
that has nothing to do with travel, but it has

470
00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:30.240
to do it thing two and having sex for the

471
00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:33.160
first time by mistake. Okay, go ahead, Rebel.

472
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:35.240
How exactly do you have sex by MYSSA?

473
00:26:35.319 --> 00:26:36.119
Well, let's just say.

474
00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:38.799
And I'll tell you.

475
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:44.480
As far as awkward moments, I don't think I've had.

476
00:26:44.599 --> 00:26:47.480
Nothing comes to mind, nothing pops up that I could

477
00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:49.640
say was an awkward moment.

478
00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:51.240
Uh.

479
00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:55.160
Oh, well, I mean.

480
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:56.400
I think hard. I bet if you think hard, because

481
00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:58.839
as I'm sitting here, there's like so many of them

482
00:26:58.880 --> 00:27:04.319
coming into my head. Go ahead about me, are you? Well?

483
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:06.599
It was about me? But now I'm thinking about. There

484
00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:08.920
are a lot of yours too. Okay, go ahead.

485
00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:13.200
Well, I guess the most awkward moment would have been

486
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:17.200
when I was invited to go back. Well we were

487
00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:20.720
already backstage, but where the tour buses were with a

488
00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:26.160
whole band of people, and uh, I had to kind

489
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:31.000
of tell them, no, wasn't my thing? You were there?

490
00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:33.839
What was What wasn't your thing?

491
00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:35.519
Doing the whole band at one time?

492
00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:36.519
Oh?

493
00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:38.759
Doing the whole band at one time, like you only

494
00:27:39.079 --> 00:27:40.799
you want to do them one at a time, after

495
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:41.759
one after each other.

496
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.200
Then not all of them know their hoodies were the

497
00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:45.799
wrong color.

498
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:52.279
I did. I do know somebody that did come on

499
00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:56.519
a to a festival with me and may or may

500
00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:01.720
not have had sexual relations with somebody from a band

501
00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:07.079
that doesn't speak English and speaks Mongolian, just saying.

502
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:10.039
Hmm, this twasn't me.

503
00:28:11.799 --> 00:28:16.640
No, you you only deal with people that speak English. No,

504
00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:18.640
because you're from Loisiana and.

505
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:20.920
Dan sometime she doesn't understand them.

506
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:24.519
No, not true.

507
00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:28.759
So I do have to say, Okay, I'll give you

508
00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:31.920
my story then please do. I have a few of them,

509
00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:34.480
but one came to my mind first, So that's the

510
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:38.599
one I'm going to talk about. Okay, So and this

511
00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:42.240
is pre pipe man. So I when this happened, I

512
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.279
think I was a little more conservative, a little more

513
00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:47.359
reserved than I am now.

514
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:50.119
So this is not involved Thing two.

515
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:55.279
It involves Thing one, Thing one. Yes, yes, I'm back

516
00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:58.519
in the day. Okay, Yeah, so Thing one. I brought

517
00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:04.720
Thing one to Amsterdam and we went. We went, well,

518
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:07.519
we did go through the red light district. That wasn't awkward.

519
00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:11.640
But what was awkward was we did go to this

520
00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:16.920
place that is pretty famous there that has these like

521
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:25.720
shows and it was it was kind of like the

522
00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:30.839
Tijuana Donkey shows, but it was a humans in Astagram.

523
00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:35.279
Okay, then yeah, that was a lot of awkward, I

524
00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:36.079
would assume.

525
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:36.920
Yeah.

526
00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:41.480
So anyway, I'm one of those type as extrovert as

527
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:45.200
I am, and rebels see me in action to like

528
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:50.200
I am very when it's the main I'm like very

529
00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:54.640
much in charge and all that. But if I'm just

530
00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:58.400
at some something I don't like, if I go to

531
00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:01.480
South Florida Fair with the hypnotist, I'm not looking to

532
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:07.480
get up on stage and get hypnotized. Okay, so that

533
00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:11.559
could be dangerous. I'm not very big into class participation

534
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:15.480
and so we went to this place and I did

535
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:19.759
get dragged on stage, and we're not talking about voluntarily.

536
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:26.599
And it was this very big black woman with a banana.

537
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:31.759
And I think that's all I'm going to say about

538
00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:32.240
the story.

539
00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:33.200
Was eating it.

540
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:35.319
No, she was using it.

541
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:42.880
Yes, exactly, yes exactly. It was a prop. Okay, we'll

542
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:49.880
just leave it at that. Encouraged getting me up there,

543
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:52.640
like she was getting the lady to get me up there.

544
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:55.480
Okay, but I just want to know one thing. It

545
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.119
was a banana, a prop or a probe.

546
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:02.599
In that scenario, It was not probe. It certainly could

547
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:06.359
have turned into a probe, gotcha, okay, but it was

548
00:31:06.400 --> 00:31:09.839
definitely a prop. And then she she just sat me

549
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:14.200
on the stage and just did like a sexual dance

550
00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:17.799
with the banana around me. She used it on me.

551
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:21.440
She just she just like would do things like wait

552
00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.720
a minute, rebel, do you have a handy banana? Introduced

553
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:31.880
I I'm sorry. It was like she's a stuff like that,

554
00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:36.519
and like writing my face and you know, rubbing up

555
00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:41.640
out on me. There was all kinds of stuff. Let

556
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:44.519
me just say that most of my awkward moments have

557
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:50.200
involved ex wives to be on this store or females

558
00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:57.759
because yeah, that's why I'm single. That's why I'm single now,

559
00:31:58.039 --> 00:31:59.079
I mean, are you kidding me?

560
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:00.680
So?

561
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:05.400
Yeah, that was that was pretty awkward. Uh you want

562
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:09.240
to hear another awkward moment. This one's good. This one's

563
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:11.319
really good. In fact, this one, I think we should

564
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:16.319
play the group on commercials. Oh the thing too, Okay,

565
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:19.759
I'll do let me do one more thing one then, okay,

566
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.359
And I'm gonna do this thing one one now because

567
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:26.799
it's something I would never speak about, but she told

568
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:29.240
our kids about it, so I guess it's open form

569
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:32.240
for me to talk about on the radio. Then. And

570
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:36.680
so it was in a engine and dungeon. It was

571
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:42.160
a dungeon in Paris. Do I need to say more?

572
00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:49.079
That's why we stayed quiet. We want the details.

573
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:53.160
I have serious PTSD from this. I can tell you

574
00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:53.799
right now.

575
00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:56.119
We are okay with that. Give us the details.

576
00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:02.119
There's just one detail. And that detail was right before

577
00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:05.160
I was like, okay, I'm out of here. There was

578
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:10.759
some dude there that was like older, like I don't know,

579
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:14.240
it must have been seventy or something like that, that

580
00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:18.759
kept going, going going.

581
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:19.759
I'm sorry.

582
00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:29.000
That noise haunts me in my head to this day.

583
00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:33.759
But it's almost rhythmic though. Just whenever you cannot go

584
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:35.279
to sleep, just count the ounce.

585
00:33:36.759 --> 00:33:38.480
Yeah, totally right.

586
00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:41.680
And don't ever let it creep into your mind. If

587
00:33:41.680 --> 00:33:42.759
that he's coming closer.

588
00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:46.880
I thought for sure he was going to say that

589
00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:49.640
someone opened the door and then the woman with the

590
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:50.519
ben and I walked in.

591
00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:54.759
Yeah, that wouldn't been even better, but I could happy.

592
00:33:55.559 --> 00:34:00.279
I can happily say to this day, I found now

593
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:04.680
on that day that the dungeon scene is just not

594
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:15.239
my scene, not with that, okay, because that that's not

595
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:23.039
it's enough to make somebody okay, ten hiagros okay.

596
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:28.559
So so so tell me this. If you could relieve

597
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:32.960
the dungeon experience without the old man, would it be different?

598
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:35.360
Yeah?

599
00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:37.519
I would have never brought up the idea to a

600
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:39.280
wife that we should have a threesome.

601
00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:43.719
I mean he's not being involved, he's just making noises

602
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:45.679
in the corner, so he's fine, right.

603
00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:55.800
Oh god, okay, no, okay, So I guess do you

604
00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:59.760
think I could really top that story with having such accidents?

605
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:04.360
I need to know how do you have sex on accidents?

606
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:04.559
Oh?

607
00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:07.039
I get it, I get it. She dropped the banana.

608
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:09.280
He sleeped on it and then he just tripped and

609
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:09.760
fell into it.

610
00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:15.079
Does involve Okay, let me say who's involved here? And

611
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:18.679
I just picked my cam wire. That's why I sunk

612
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:23.239
below the screen. Okay, So let me just give I

613
00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:29.239
gotta give some context here, Okay, Okay, Chad was involved,

614
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:33.320
Briquette was involved.

615
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:36.119
Definitely a group effort. Here we go.

616
00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:41.840
And the travel consisted of travel from Wellington to Green

617
00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:43.599
Acres because it is the place to be.

618
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:47.159
Yeah, okay, okay.

619
00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:54.880
And that mistake sex led to traveling to the Everglades

620
00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:57.199
as well.

621
00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:01.119
All right, Wait, it went from an accident too. Oh well, no,

622
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:04.480
it went from not knowing that you were having it

623
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:09.280
to a mistake. So do tell was this the uh

624
00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:11.639
misunderstanding a text moment?

625
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:12.280
Yeah?

626
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:12.960
It was that one.

627
00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:16.559
Now when you say you went to the Everglades, did

628
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:18.719
you go as two people and came back as one?

629
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:24.159
Or well that that would have been the smart thing

630
00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:28.039
to do, just leave her there. Instead I ended up

631
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:34.760
getting married. So my idea, my idea was very smart,

632
00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:38.840
except the part of I should have just gone with

633
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:41.480
the part of her saying no. The saying yes was

634
00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:45.880
not a good part of my plan. The no was

635
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:52.840
Now question is if we repeated this incident incident today,

636
00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:56.719
would she get eaten by an alligator or a python?

637
00:36:59.000 --> 00:36:59.840
It could be either.

638
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:03.079
I would say they would fight over her. No, just

639
00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:06.400
watching the alligator fighting the python over the meal.

640
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:13.679
Yeah, hey, rebel, have you ever gotten an alleger sexually aroused?

641
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:20.360
I hope not not intentional. I mean, I don't know

642
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:23.559
if they enjoyed that, you know, but I don't know.

643
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:28.599
I heard they enjoyed. I heard if they're coming after

644
00:37:28.719 --> 00:37:33.400
you and you want to live, all you have to

645
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:34.639
do is rub their peepee.

646
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:37.880
Not try that.

647
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:40.199
With her lock.

648
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:42.320
It'll be a woman alligator.

649
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:48.440
Right in that case. In that case, bring your toys?

650
00:37:49.920 --> 00:37:54.480
What the ones that you use on the female alligator?

651
00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:58.599
I would not know what kind of toys you're insinuating.

652
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:01.960
So therefore, I'm sure there was a website for it.

653
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:04.440
I mean, if you searched for it, I'm sure someone

654
00:38:04.440 --> 00:38:07.280
out there has made toys for female alligators.

655
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:11.679
By the way, just this has nothing to do with

656
00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:14.920
travel and probably should be on what the fuck Wednesday tomorrow,

657
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:18.159
But that just reminded me of a movie I watched

658
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:22.719
recently where this guy was getting tortured and the torture

659
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:25.559
was the other guy had this tool that kind of

660
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:29.719
looked like a drill that went up in your urethra

661
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:33.480
of your peepee and then when he turns it on,

662
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:43.000
the blades flip out and spin let that lot. Let

663
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:46.400
that thought just settle in there real quick.

664
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:49.960
No, No, what kind of drill was this? Was it

665
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:54.599
like that still drill? Or it matters what kind of

666
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:57.519
tool it was used so I can form a good

667
00:38:57.559 --> 00:38:59.960
picture in my head or just send me to say

668
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:00.760
I cannot watch it later.

669
00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:07.559
Oh god, okay, so seriously, let's go back to awkward

670
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:13.239
moments in trouble. Now that I've given you some some info,

671
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:16.119
has it rattled anything in the brain and go, oh, yeah,

672
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:20.960
there was this one time, But there was this.

673
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:23.400
One time we were setting up at this one player

674
00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:28.639
person's venue and my finger got cut. Probably should have

675
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:31.239
went to the mergency room at that point, but.

676
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:33.760
No, was I there?

677
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:35.000
Yes, you were there.

678
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:38.280
I don't remember when did your finger get cut?

679
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:41.239
We were setting up at a Sarah's place, and.

680
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:46.880
That was just because the spirits knew you were from Louisiana,

681
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:49.320
had that bad mouju stuff going on.

682
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:53.440
Yeah, well, my finger got slighed souper. You shouldn't did it?

683
00:39:54.280 --> 00:39:57.880
Well, why would you slice your finger of it?

684
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.360
Oh?

685
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:05.960
Yeah, I don't remember what happened. Can you be more

686
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.599
specific with your story please?

687
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:14.159
We were we, I said we. I was laying down

688
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:19.519
wires for the studio so the event could take place

689
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:22.760
outside instead of inside, and we had to cover tape

690
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:26.039
down the wires. Well, apparently you didn't like the way

691
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:27.679
there were taped, so we had to pull it up.

692
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:30.880
But gaff tape is very sticky and trying to get

693
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:33.280
the thing off, So y'all gave me a scissors or

694
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:35.960
some sort of knife or something. Y'all gave me something

695
00:40:36.039 --> 00:40:39.880
something bad enough to cut my hand open, but not

696
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:42.400
good enough to get the tape off of the wires.

697
00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:45.440
Well, that should say something about your fingers.

698
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:48.039
Yeah, they got hurt.

699
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:51.320
Okay. I have an awkward story. It doesn't have to

700
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:54.920
do with travel, okay, but it has to do with

701
00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:56.440
what you were just talking about.

702
00:40:56.719 --> 00:40:57.119
Okay.

703
00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:03.000
So, yeah, my best pro life he was his parents

704
00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:06.480
put him into a It was very trendy in the

705
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:09.840
eighties in California, these mental hospitals that were for kids.

706
00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:12.639
You couldn't control your kids, you sent your kid there

707
00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:15.440
or if your kids smoked pot, you sent him there

708
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:17.199
to get him off pot. Meanwhile, they would put the

709
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:23.519
kid on hallidoll and uh and uh what was the

710
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:31.360
other one? Halidal and and uh Thorsen and Hallidal. Tell

711
00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:33.920
me how giving Thorsy and Hallidal to a kid, it's

712
00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:37.079
going to get them off a pot. Okay, maybe it'll

713
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:39.719
just get them off a pot and onto that. But anyway,

714
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.280
so he was in this place and uh, there was

715
00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:51.800
some insane adult there that basically she made her husband

716
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:57.480
a nice salad and uh cut off all her fingers

717
00:41:57.519 --> 00:41:59.960
and put them in a salad for his salad for dinner.

718
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:05.039
She I'm gonna assume she did that prior to getting

719
00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:08.840
put into this place, I would assume, so, okay, because

720
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:10.400
if she did it while they were there and they

721
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.519
were both, you know, in the same place together, kind

722
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:14.519
of defeated the purpose.

723
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:18.880
Well yeah, it kind of would. But so, Rebel, you

724
00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:22.079
seem like the type. Have you ever fed fed fingers?

725
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:24.880
Is that why you were cutting the feed fingers to somebody?

726
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:27.559
I have all of mine, thank you very much.

727
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:30.679
Do you have a scar from that day from.

728
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.079
When I cut myself doing the.

729
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:36.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. Then it's memorable.

730
00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:43.480
Yeah, about that, It'll always be in my memory.

731
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:47.039
Then it's it's not an injury, it's an adventure.

732
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:51.840
Yeah. Wand do you have an awkward moments in Tijuana

733
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:53.800
with many donkeys?

734
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.960
Not that I can remember, Okay, I.

735
00:42:58.679 --> 00:43:03.400
Just want to make sure. I think I had one,

736
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:04.440
but I don't remember.

737
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.199
I think, I think, Yeah, I think if you go

738
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.280
to Tijuana and you remember your trip to Tujuana, you

739
00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:11.440
were you didn't do it, right?

740
00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:15.119
Yeah? Yeah, as soon as you eat that worm, you're

741
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:16.920
not remembering anything.

742
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:17.239
Like what warm?

743
00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:24.679
Right? Yeah? Exactly have you eaten the worm before?

744
00:43:25.159 --> 00:43:25.400
One?

745
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:30.360
Which one? Because there's multiple ones. There's the one that

746
00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:33.920
is the alcohol one that makes makes you hallucinate or

747
00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:36.679
that's what people say, and then there's other ones that

748
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:38.960
you can eat just for like, I'm.

749
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:41.320
Not talking about gummy worms. I'm talking about the one

750
00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:44.599
at the bottom of the tequila that makes you hallucinate.

751
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:45.840
No, I haven't.

752
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:49.079
Oh you're missing out. How about you want? How about

753
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:49.760
you rebel?

754
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:50.639
Nope?

755
00:43:50.800 --> 00:44:00.239
Never have you ever cut off the fingers of a lover?

756
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:01.880
No?

757
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:05.079
Okay, just want to make sure, all right, So let's

758
00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:11.159
go back to more travel awkward moment stories. Okay, do

759
00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:12.599
you have any more one?

760
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:15.559
I don't think so.

761
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:18.119
No, So.

762
00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:20.679
How about you rebel?

763
00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:26.480
Nope, I'm don't Nothing else is coming to mind, nothing

764
00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:28.599
else to share. Sorry you return.

765
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:35.519
I think why my awkward moments was I was down

766
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:39.159
in the Key again with thing one down the Keys

767
00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:42.639
in Key West specifically, and we were at this place

768
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:47.559
and it was a normal place until some dude just

769
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.320
walked up, walked by and had is schlang just like

770
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:55.599
swinging in the breeze. Did you know you can do

771
00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:57.519
that in the Keys? Did you know that you can

772
00:44:57.599 --> 00:44:59.920
just walk around with your schlug swinging?

773
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:05.000
Are you sure? I mean, it happened, But that was

774
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:07.320
this one person. It wasn't like a group of people

775
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:09.519
and everyone else wasn't kind of doing it. It's no

776
00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:10.920
nude beaches there, right.

777
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.679
Uh, it's the Keys. It's Key West. It's known for

778
00:45:16.400 --> 00:45:20.119
like the fauchery. Yeah, a lot of it.

779
00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:22.159
But he was the only one that had it out.

780
00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:27.920
That I saw. Oh I just just walked by. It

781
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:30.280
was a very awkward moment. It's a very awkward moment

782
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:32.800
when you're a dude and you're just sitting there and

783
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:37.159
somebody just nonchalantly walks by with their their schlung swinging.

784
00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:39.960
Yeah, as a man, that's not something that you look for.

785
00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:45.239
That's awkward. That's more awkward than having sex by mistake.

786
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.440
Unless what's more awkward with that? Dude?

787
00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:53.679
What's more awkward? Like if I would have asked him

788
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.719
can I help him with that? Would that been awkward

789
00:45:57.039 --> 00:45:57.599
for him?

790
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.079
Or knowing that it's you, that wouldn't have been awkward

791
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:03.840
because I would expect that out of you. Oh okay,

792
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:09.199
that a more smart asked questions.

793
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.400
Awkward for who? That's the question?

794
00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:13.639
I mean, what makes it awkward? What makes it awkward?

795
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:16.519
She'll say need a hand, He'll say yes, and then

796
00:46:16.599 --> 00:46:18.880
she'll give them a salad with the fingers on it.

797
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:22.440
Maybe the part was awkward As I said the thing one,

798
00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:27.599
I'm like, dude, why are you all wedd he's gay?

799
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:32.199
How would you even know.

800
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:38.239
He was in Key West with his slan swinging. There's

801
00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:40.320
a high probability that he was gay.

802
00:46:41.800 --> 00:46:44.119
Just saying aren't there women there?

803
00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:46.079
It's Key West?

804
00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:50.119
Okay, so only men go there. I'm trying to fix

805
00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:50.559
this out.

806
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:54.599
Only gay man walk around with their schlang hanging out

807
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:58.119
in Key West. Straight men would not do that because

808
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:01.599
they'd be prepared to be scared that some other man

809
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:03.039
might touch their schlang.

810
00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:08.719
Yeah, not to mention that sometimes the water is cold.

811
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:12.800
Hey, well, if it was still swinging and the water

812
00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:14.039
was cold, he must be.

813
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:17.559
He wasn't in the water. But I'm saying I like

814
00:47:18.280 --> 00:47:21.920
straight man wouldn't have the confidence to do that. Usually.

815
00:47:24.039 --> 00:47:28.800
Here's an awkward moment. Okay, it didn't turn out awkward,

816
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.760
but it wasn't. Well, it wasn't really awkward, but some

817
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:36.840
people would deem it as awkward. Couple mon't. Okay, So

818
00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:42.639
I was at festival in Belgium. You guys probably heard

819
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:45.639
about this, but listeners may not have been. It is

820
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:52.559
an awkward travel moment. And so one of my friends

821
00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:57.440
told me to talk to this German girl and say

822
00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:02.679
something German and I will get late. Oh lord. So

823
00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:05.719
he told me what to say in German, and I

824
00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:08.920
didn't even ask when meant until after I said it,

825
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:13.119
because hey, you only live once. I'll say it, and

826
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:16.760
then I'll ask what I said. So I said it,

827
00:48:18.039 --> 00:48:21.599
what'd you say? And I think it worked. I'm not

828
00:48:21.639 --> 00:48:23.760
one hundred percent sure, but I think it worked. I

829
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:26.159
think he was right, but I'm not one hundred percent sure.

830
00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:29.199
You're not one hundred percent sure that that you said

831
00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:32.239
something that got you or you weren't one hundred percent

832
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:33.119
sure that you got laid.

833
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.159
I wasn't one hundred percent sure whether I got laid

834
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:36.480
or not.

835
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:41.519
How you store that could be a.

836
00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:46.719
Little awkward, by the way, Okay, but so don't you

837
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:49.400
want to know what I said? Because that's the awkward part.

838
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:51.719
I did ask that question. What did you say?

839
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:58.760
Well, apparently the rough translation from German to English is

840
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:02.440
I have a big schlang.

841
00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:09.119
And you don't know if you got late or not.

842
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:16.800
I mean, you know, I cannot confirm nor deny. Oh

843
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:18.559
I can say is it was good advice?

844
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:20.280
Okay?

845
00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:24.679
I so you never actually gave any details about the

846
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:25.320
text that.

847
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:27.239
So what made it awkward?

848
00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:29.400
I know, right.

849
00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:33.280
What made it awkward is that you know if you

850
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:36.480
did or not. No, No, what made it awkward is

851
00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:38.519
after I said it, because and then I asked him

852
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:41.480
what was it? I said, like, fuck, man, that's no

853
00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:43.280
way to start a relationship by lying.

854
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:48.400
Oh god, yeah, that could be awkward. You know, when

855
00:49:48.400 --> 00:49:50.760
you're in the moment and she looks down there and

856
00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:56.960
is like, it's like, well, this is not my language. Okay,

857
00:49:57.079 --> 00:50:00.320
English is my language. It's coming ocation.

858
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:04.519
That's the English version of what you said.

859
00:50:06.519 --> 00:50:12.599
I think. I think she when she did see she

860
00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:20.280
asked if I, you know, basically even had something.

861
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:22.800
At that point.

862
00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:23.719
I don't know how.

863
00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:24.480
You don't know.

864
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:27.159
At that point. At that point, you just you just

865
00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:29.480
look her riding the ice and you say two inches,

866
00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:33.360
take it or leave it it. Confidence is key.

867
00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:37.760
She took it. But I did say what I did

868
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:41.239
say that I was being more honest. I went at

869
00:50:41.280 --> 00:50:42.280
one one and a half.

870
00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:49.119
So is that how you do that? Well, here's okay,

871
00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:52.639
But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

872
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:57.599
Women always say, like, you know, more more more, So

873
00:50:57.639 --> 00:50:59.639
that's why you don't do the whole thing. You do

874
00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:02.840
like you know one and a half, ask for more,

875
00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:05.679
get the full tool, you know what I mean? Like, yes,

876
00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:06.679
that works.

877
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.639
Speaking of awful travel on, have you ever been in

878
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:14.960
a foreign country and hooked up with a foreign person there?

879
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:19.159
And okay, when you say hooked up, do you mean

880
00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.519
like hooked up as in like like you you are,

881
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:23.840
like hooked up as in like.

882
00:51:26.159 --> 00:51:28.000
Now hooked up like sexually?

883
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:31.239
And okay, so a car battery?

884
00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:33.760
And then they said to you, and then they said

885
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:34.679
to you, where is it?

886
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:37.000
Oh?

887
00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:40.559
Oh, that is a fine wildough moment. You got to

888
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:42.840
look for it, baby, hold on, don't make me work

889
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:43.239
for it.

890
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:49.320
Have you ever been a scenario rebel? Rebel? Have you

891
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.920
ever been a scenario where somebody stuck it in you

892
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:57.199
and the old them, okay, stick it in me, and

893
00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:04.679
they're like I already did. Never Well, then you've been

894
00:52:04.760 --> 00:52:10.800
quite lucky in life, haven't you. Oh yeah, don't don't

895
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:16.159
choke and die. Oh wait a minute, it is the

896
00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:16.880
show over.

897
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:21.480
I think it was over. It's like it's.

898
00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:25.559
Over, show is over. Okay, So that was a pretty

899
00:52:25.880 --> 00:52:31.119
that was pretty awkward. It's like it did remind me

900
00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:35.880
of one last awkward travel moment where you know, I

901
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:42.639
didn't understand, I didn't what I gotta go, I didn't

902
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:47.199
understand what she was saying. And okay, never mind, will

903
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:50.360
save that for another time. Neverbody tune in tomorrow the ends.

904
00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:53.320
Everybody tune in tomorrow to what the Wednesday? Because I

905
00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:55.880
don't know what the fuck this was? Okay, And if

906
00:52:55.960 --> 00:52:59.320
you think this was bad, tomorrow's gonna be even worse. Okay,

907
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:03.760
and make sure, okay, I'm gonna repeat, make sure you

908
00:53:03.840 --> 00:53:06.880
go out and you get that new album by Keith

909
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:11.599
Roth because it was badass. Okay, make sure you get it. Uh,

910
00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:15.519
and there's no awkward stories there and uh you know

911
00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:19.159
again one pm Eastern Time, W four c Y Radio,

912
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:22.159
W four cy dot com. We'll be here tomorrow from

913
00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:27.360
some debauchery on What the Landay today, and Rebel will

914
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:29.719
not be with us tomorrow because she is going to

915
00:53:29.840 --> 00:53:33.360
die from choking. And thank you for listening, thank you

916
00:53:33.400 --> 00:53:36.320
for watching, thank you for putting up with this bullshit,

917
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:45.239
and you can God help us all. Everyone roll it one.

918
00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:53.199
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patement.

919
00:53:53.800 --> 00:54:01.960
I'm w for c u I Radio.