March 4, 2025

Climate Change is Surfing The World

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 20 of The Adventures of Pipeman. Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/04/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com. Subscribe to The Adventures of Pipeman at...

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Season 19

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 20 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/04/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

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New research shows that Earth's strongest ocean current is slowing down due to climate change. Does that mean better surfing? Where are the surf spots in the world? There are some you may not think of. Let’s Surf 4 The Heart!

What’s new on the Pipeman Radio Tour. Want to WIN! Watch and listen for announcements about Aftershock and for your chance to WIN tickets to Louder Than Life, Sonic Temple, Welcome To Rockville, Rock The Country, Rock The South, Inkcarceration, Bourbon & Beyond, and more for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

What national day is it? Rebel will let you know what Special day it is today that relates to Travel. Let’s discuss Health & Wellness days today. Today is Mardi Gras Day and since Swamp Nut is in the bayous of Louisiana as our roving reporter, let’s hear the scoop on Mardi Gras. And Pipeman wants to know what Courageous Follower Day is. I mean first it is participation trophies and now a special day for followers instead of leaders or what does it mean anyways. Listen and comment to us which your favorites are.

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Radio Travel Tuesday. Here on March fourth. Ah, I thought

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I was going to travel off my balcony today. The

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wind is strong, the surf is strong, and we're going

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to talk about surf during this show today. But first

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we have to talk about something very exciting on the

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Pipe Man Radio tour traveling to Kentucky four the Pipe

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Main Radio tour. We're actually going to be traveling there

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for two different festivals. Okay, so, and they're like similar

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but not similar. The first one, I know a lot

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of funds I have from California are dying to go

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to because Fish is headlining. Blues Traveler will be there,

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Ringo Star will be there. It kind of looks a

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Fourbon and beyond the World's largest Fourbon food and music festival,

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Sturgil Simpson, Illumineers plus Jack White, Denson, Boom Crung, Ben,

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Alabama Shigs, Change the Elephant, Ringo Stars, Daniel Rayliff and

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The Night, Sweat, su Dolls and many more. Than Beyond

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your speed, how about this. This one gives me chills.

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Louder than Life, America's loudest festival, returns to Louisville this

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September with Slayer, Deepsos are Bing Sevenfolds Bring Me the

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Horizon plus Sleeps Over, Suicide Boys, Fat Omens, Swamp Zombie,

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A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Heavan, Essence, knocka Loose.

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Three Days, Grace, Lamb of God, and so many more.

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Louder Older Than and.

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Live Life September eighteen through twenty first in Louisville, KENTUCKI

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Yo.

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All right, so let's bring on swamp Nut. Okay, because

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swamp Nut, I want to know you watch both those commercials,

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which one was the one that you're like?

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Man, I wish I was cool and could go to that.

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I have to say I'd probably lean towards Louder Than Life.

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Okay, well, there it is. There it is. And can

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you name me five bands on the Louder in Life

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lineup that you listen to a regular basis?

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Nope, I sure cannot.

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Why the fuck you want to go?

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Like?

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That's what I'll let her say. Why would you want

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to go somewhere where you don't even like the music? No,

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I'm just kidding.

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I like the music.

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Okay, so but I'm very very excited. Slayer they got

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canceled due to weather last year, they won't be back. No,

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they were canceled, they were not postponed, and it wasn't

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announced they were gonna play again until recently. Okay, there

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was never a thing like they were gonna play again.

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They were canceled last year. They weren't postponed. This is

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non postponement. It's a different year, different festival. Get it straight, Rebel.

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Okay, I just hate seeing the word canceled next to Slayer.

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Could you really believe canceled?

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I mean, it's the good news. Here's the good news.

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I just got a press release that Slayers doing. Slayer's

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going to be at the biggest outdoor festival in all

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of Canada. They're gonna play. Of course, Slayer's playing at

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the last Sabbath and Ozzy show with all original members

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of Sabbath. But then there's a few more dates that

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playing multiple times in twenty twenty five, totally unexpected. We

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but they are because they have to work anyway, some

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mighty as well play some more shows. Okay that's my viewpoint. Okay,

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And there's a lot more travels on pipe Man Radio

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Tour this year that we'll talk about. But I do

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Are you ready? We are about to make an announcement

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about after Shock because After Shock's going to release their lineup. Okay,

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they're going to release their lineup, but I can tell

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you right now it was already announced that one of

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pipe Man's top five is not only at Louder in Life,

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but also after Shock. Slayer's in the top five. Not why,

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I'm not who I'm talking about, but you never know,

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could happen. Bring me in a horizon. They're going to

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be there at Lowder in Life and after Shock. That

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alone makes me very excited Louder in Life until I

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hear after Shocks. So far, I think is one of

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my favorite lineups of the whole year on the Pipe

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Main Radio tour. Just saying, so, what's the lineup on

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the Marti Gras tour over there in Louisiana swamp Nut.

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Unfortunately, Jeffson Parrish canceled Marti Grass this year.

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I'm sorry.

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They didn't cancel it. They postponed it.

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Why did they cancel it?

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They postponed it? I cancel canled. I'm going I can canceled.

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It's not the word I want to use, and that's

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not the word they used it.

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Why did they postpone it?

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Rebel weather conditions are terrible right now. At certain winds,

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you cannot be on the float because it'll blow you

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right off.

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You know you expected to be.

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I just swear wear a parachute like what. Okay, you

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guys can't handle nothing like you can handle vampires, which

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is where wolves. But the little weather is going to

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stop you.

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Come on, there's some weather that you cannot be on things.

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Not to mention.

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You shouldn't be out on the ground trying to catch

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people falling from float floats.

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It's not you know, you're real Marti Grod in New

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Orleans anyway, Okay, let's call it is. Who cares about

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Jefferson Parish? Okay, the real Marti Grass in New Orleans,

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just like they're celebrating Marty Gras down here in Florida,

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and I think it's stupid.

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I heard we're not thirty this morning?

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You heard what In New Orleans they rolled Marti Grass

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at six thirty in the morning to avoid the weather

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because the wind didn't start kicking until.

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Tennis.

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All right, So to find rolled did they roll it

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down the street or they roll it into Jefferson Parish

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or what not?

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Roll it into Jefferson Parish? By no means roll means

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they take off, they step off, they start their parade route.

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That's what roll the parade means.

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Is it kind of like when I say roll it one, No,

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don't roll it one. Don't roll it. One's with us today,

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but more like a ghost. Okay, he's not with us

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because he's very upset that they postponed Marti Gras in

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Jefferson Parish. And he's so upset he can't even be

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on the show now. So thanks a lot, Rebel for

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doing that it. Listen, I know you did some of

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your witchy poo stuff and create the weather because you

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really wanted to go to the one in New Orleans,

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and so you wind that one canceled till you can

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go to New Orleans.

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No, I definitely did not want to go to the

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ones in New Orleans, And kudos to everyone who rolls

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in New Orleans from Marti Gras. It's just I did

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not want to go to New Orleans from Mardi Gras.

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I have been to Rebel rebel. Did you know that

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today is national Marti Grade?

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It's Marty Grade. It's not national, but it is Martin Grade.

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Yes, No, it is what it is a national thing

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like they're celebrating in all over the country. Okay, it's

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not just for Louis and Bayou people anymore, it's for

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all of us.

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Well, that's cool. I'm glad you guys.

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Can I enjoy about us taking that stuff away from you.

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Hey, look, you're not taking it away. You're just joining in.

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To me, joining in with me coming to New Orleans

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and supporting the businesses in your area and fueling the economy.

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It is said full here right now, it's unreal.

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It's not full because they're still letting people in.

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The airplanes coming in have been so frequent, it's been unreal.

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It's just been Well.

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I was coming to and because it was so busy,

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they were having us jump out of a plane and

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I'm misjudged and I ended up in Arkansas. Oh man, yeah,

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and so like I don't even know how may get

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to Marti Gras.

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Now, well this really it's over. So we're good. It's over.

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How can it be over?

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It's old at six point thirty this morning.

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So Marti Gras, that's it. It's just done.

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I thought it was supposed to be some big party, like,

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oh my god, that sucks.

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So since the weather is kind of resembling hurricane weather,

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they turned Marti Gras into a hurricane party.

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Okay, and so last all night. I want to know

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what happens.

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I know in Florida. What happens in Louisiana when you

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have a hurricane party?

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People get drunk?

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Okay, what else?

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That pretty much it. They play in the weather, like.

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Yeah, do I of your people like get out in

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the middle of like the road in their like big

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pickup truck to see if they're there they can be

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macho enough to withstand the hurricane sitting in their their

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big pickup truck.

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do that in Florida general.

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No, we do that in Florida. They don't go anywhere.

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They just get out during the heart of the storm

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and sit in the pickup truck to prove how how

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macho they are. I call it stupid. They call it

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That's all I'm saying.

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What I would call it too?

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Uh and so okay, so I have to since you

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are the big what national day it is today? Person? Okay,

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I want you to talk about all the rest. I

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wanted to talk about Marity Grass, but I also want

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to talk about what other days it is. And there's

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one in particular. When you get to it that I'm

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just gonna warn you ahead time, I am not going

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to be nice about it.

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Okay, go ahead, Let's see Benjamin Harris Day, Courageous Followers Day.

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?

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What the fuck is Courageous Follower Day? Okay, it's not followers,

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it's follower So it's just one person. It's only it's

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a day for one person who is a courageous follower.

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Since when our followers, the courageous one, aren't leaders the

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courageous one, we need to talk about this day on

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Motivational Monday and what the fuck Wednesday? Because it applies

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to both of those two. Okay, it doesn't really even

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apply to today, except that it is today. Okay, But

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I mean, how courageous do you have to be to

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follow somebody? Sometimes it's smart, sometimes it's stupid, courageous I

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don't know. I guess courageous because you're about to do

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something stupid. I don't know. Okay, But to me, it

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takes courage to be a leader opposed to a follower.

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Although rebel you might have a different viewpoint on this.

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What's your viewpoint on Courageous Follower Day?

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Well, seeing as they're showing a fleet of people, a

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troop of people, I think it's everybody who joins up

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to an organization.

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Is it everybody that gets their participation trophy? And then

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they follow whoever gave it to them.

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No, I don't believe that's it. They did not really

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give any more details on Courageous Follower Day.

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But from the okay, get rid of that day. Get

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rid of that day? What other days do we have today?

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Make these days holy? And holy experiment?

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Day? Holy experiment is that where like you experiment on

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how to crucify Jesus or something. I don't that might

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be the history of it, Okay, Like before they actually

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crucify them, they experimenting. That's not it.

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I hope not so. Hu hug a g I Day, Now,

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this one sounds fun. Hugging a g I.

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What would you do with you hugged at g I.

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I've hugged a lot of g I s because I said.

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What did you do after hugging them? You travel somewhere?

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Did I travel somewhere?

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Yeah? Well, then what are you talking about? For next item?

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National GM's Day next, and that's not Wait a minute,

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that's game Master.

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You don't like to play games you never played?

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It's National General Manager Day.

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You know.

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That's where National.

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GM stands for Game Masters Appreciation Day.

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Game Oh, I thought you said gay Massacrest Day. I'm like,

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that's not what it means.

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Game Master, like.

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SAC said, made it sound different. Okay, go ahead, I

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bet you did.

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Let's see International Pancake Day. Oh damn oh.

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That I hop they suck. Go to the original the

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original pancakes. No, the original pancake house. That's where it's at. Man, Okay,

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that's the that's the best place. They even have Busley

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pancakes so the pipe man can eat the pancakes. And

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they have these baked omelets like they're like the size

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of a cake. They're pretty good, but okay, what else

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do we got?

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Rebel International scrap Booking Industry Day.

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That's a biggie. Do you scrap book? I don't, Well,

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then you're a loser. Next day, March fourth. It's March

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fourth today. Wow, that's that's a national day. It's March

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fourth day. I think you forgot one. It was like

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Cinco de Marcho.

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Yeah, we haven't gotten there.

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That's tomorrow, Cinco to March Sho. There's not enough reasons

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to drink in March. Okay, they have to have Cinco

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the March Show to warm up. Yeah, it's no, no,

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it's warming up for Saint Patti's Day, is true, very true.

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Which we will be having parades for that too as well.

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I'm sure you were because because in your state there's

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not much to do but fish, have parades, put on

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costumes and drink.

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There's plenty to do in Louisiana. Checkout.

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I don't know I was in your town. They're really

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they look play to do except become a serial killer.

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That was all I saw in your town. Okay, that's

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fun too.

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Moving on, speaking of parades, it's Marching Music Day, all right,

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PARTI grad Day.

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National Dance the Walls Day. Oh, here's why he's gonna

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get the wall. Here's what he's gonna go for. National

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Grammar Day.

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Oh yeah, I love that one actually because people have

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a real shitty grammar. No Wady cares about grammar anymore

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than I do, Okay, especially rebel, Like every time a

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word comes out of her mouth, it's improper grammar. But

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go ahead.

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National pound Cake Day.

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Now that one's ridiculous because of all the cakes in

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the world, I think that's the most vanilla cake there is, Okay, meane,

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I mean, listen, I wouldn't even use it in any

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kind of sexual escapades. It wouldn't make it better, like

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you need like chocolate or some shit like that. Pound cake. Really,

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why do you have to put stuff? See, it's not

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a good cake if you have to combine it with

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other things, Like you can never really just eat pound

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cake as to be ala mode or something. If you

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need all mode. Like it's a nice touch, but if

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you need it, that's an improper cake, you know, And

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I don't know it's pound cake styrofoam very close. Go ahead.

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I think it's like like margarine. It's only like one

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molecule off. Go ahead.

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So it's also National Snack Day.

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Well that I get that. I'm on board for how

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many snacks can we have today?

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As many as you want.

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It's funny that it's not still tasty tuesdays that would

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be perfect for this.

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Okay, go on National Sun's Day, National Sportsman's Day.

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All right, I'm tired of this. Let's move on, like

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there's the stupidest days in the world. Let's talk about

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great places to travel. That's more important.

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And you want a sandwich.

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So some news came out, Uh, rebel, you weren't paying attention.

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One the ghost is saying stuff in the background. He

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said it was your fault and it was you and

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your voodoo.

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I don't do voodoo.

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Let's see. Okay, So Charles says National Marti Grade should

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be a day off with pay for everyone. Yes, I agree,

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it should be a day off for everybody and they

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all have to pay the pipe man.

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No, I don't think that's what he meant.

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That's exactly what he meant. Okay, it is exactly what holiday.

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It is a federal holiday. Because you guys are all

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calling in sick anyway.

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Okay, nobody needed to call in sick. Schools are out.

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All federal employees, almost all everybody except essential employees are

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off today.

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See that's a little easy thing nowhere else in the world.

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And you get off to go to a parade and party.

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I mean, that's stupid.

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It's tradition. It's what we do.

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Okay, Okay. So there was some news and I think

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it has to do with why your Marty Grass games

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are screwed up. And I see it here today too

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in our waters. I'm looking out the window now at

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the rough water is going on. Climate change is you know,

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it's affecting the surf. It's bad. Did you know this rebel?

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Yeah, I definitely have noticed. You see this globe I

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got here. It's for to find where we can surf

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in this type of weather.

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Oh look at that. Wow, it looks like there's nothing

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on it.

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There is, it's hard to see you.

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Oh.

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But but seriously, there was an article out that the

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the tide is changing because of climate change, and you know,

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so what that's doing is it is creating some great

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surfing opportunities.

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It's also the coastline. Well, yet.

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That too, that's a bad thing. We don't like that

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at all, and you know, people don't care, Like I

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don't care what you say, okay, or what you believe in.

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But all you have to do is look at everything

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that's going on to know that there's climate change. Okay,

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Like you have to be an idiot to not think

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there's some kind of climate change going on now, whether

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it's caused by us as humans, it's all another story.

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It should just be it could be just happening. You

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never know, okay, But new research just show that Earth's

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strongest ocean current, the strongest one on Earth, is slowing down.

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Like that's scary. So no, it's not a road that's

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not eroding the beaches, because if it's slowing down, that

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means it's not as rough. And that's why we need

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to find the surf spots now before it's too late

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and we can't surf anymore.

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And so you do a lot of surfing. Where do

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you prefer to go?

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Well, it's not where I prefer to go, it's where

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I have this goal. I have a list of all

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the surf spots I want to go to in the world,

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and I've knocked it quite a few off. And uh

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so that's why I'm talking about this because you know,

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there's a lot of surf spots out there that people

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don't even realize are there. Like when I did Hellfest

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the first time and I found out it's near the

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coastline and one of the most epic surf spots in

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the world. I was flabberg acid because I don't sit

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here and think I'm going to go to France to

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go surfey and it just doesn't cross my mind. Portugal

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also has like some of the most epic surfing there

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is in the world. Of course, we all know that

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I love Costa Rica, you know, and Costa Rica does

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have some of the most epic surfing. Ringcone Puerto Rico

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is one of my favorites. Epic surfay, especially when the

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humpbacks are around. And then on the other side of

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Puerto Rico you could surf with the Orca if you

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wanted to. And Hawaii epic surf, Tahiti epic surf. By

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the way, that's one place to pipe man has knock

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gone that. I don't know why it is. There must

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be a reason. But ever since I'm a little kid,

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like first grade, I remember something going on in school

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and I saw Tahiti. I was like, that's I want

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to go there. I have wanted to go to Tahaiti

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since I'm like in first grade and I never knew why.

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And then I don't know. I'm going to though, but

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I don't know. It just hasn't happened yet, just like

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I've always wanted to go to Israel, which I should

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as a Jew, and I haven't gone. Thankfully, my daughter

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went on birthright before this October seventh crap happened, and

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now I got to wait longer because it ain't really

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I don't know, it's not really a good time to

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go to Israel. Uh, you know. But what I'll say

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is is that you know I have surfed ring Come

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Puerto Rico above the humpbacks. That was pretty cool. Okay,

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so that's epic. I'd be kind of cool to surf Antarctica.

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I wonder if can you look up? Is there surfing

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in Antarctica?

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I think it might be a little bit too cold,

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and I see, no.

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You can have a very thick wet suit. And I

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had I'll tell you what I have. I had this

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beach house in North Carolina during the winter, and I

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had a really good wet suit. It is amazing what

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wetsuit can do because that water was absolutely freezing, like

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so freezing Carolina along the Barrier Reef. Okay, the Barrier Islands,

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and let me tell you something. I went in there

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with this wet suit on it. I didn't feel a

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thing like it was amazing. How I wasn't cold at all,

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not even when I got out, you know, So that

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was cool. They have surfing, some epic surfing in the

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Hague den Hog in the Netherlands. Again very cold weather.

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I have seen people surf in places like Sweden and

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you know that area where literally they're wearing a wet

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suit but icicles are on their face because it's so

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cold in the water. You know, that's nuts, right. But

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what do we find out about Antarctica?

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Nothing so far.

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Let's see, did you look up surfing in Antarctica, Surfing Antarctica.

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Let's see, I think it's cold. Red Bull Surfing Antarctica

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two thousand and thirty. There was a surf competition and

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competition there.

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Wow, that's just cold. Just seems like too cold.

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Hey, hey, wan, do a Google surfing Antarctica and pull

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up one of the videos to play on the show

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to the show surfing in Antarctica. That's pretty cool. Well,

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just just a clip of it. We don't want to

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watch it forever.

455
00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:59.559
They call it cold hard edge surfing.

456
00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:05.440
Yeah there you so? Yeah, I mean so. The reason

457
00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:10.039
I'm bringing this up too is okay, so climate change,

458
00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:13.720
we need to catch these epic surf spots. Surfing is

459
00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:17.960
one of the best medicines there is. Okay, Surfing is

460
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:22.200
great mental and emotional medicine. That's why people get so

461
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.400
into it because it's like this spiritual thing. Oh oh oh,

462
00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:34.400
let's see what we got here? Is this it? Oh?

463
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:47.759
Working out? I'm ready for it? Whoa are they going

464
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:51.200
to drop them in the water with a helicopter? That's

465
00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:56.400
what I kind of look like, right, yeah, see.

466
00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:58.319
How can you surfing that? I mean it kind of

467
00:28:58.319 --> 00:28:59.359
seems a little bumpy.

468
00:29:01.799 --> 00:29:04.599
Well, this is probably not the surf spot. We're just

469
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:08.599
doing the whole movie thing going on. While we're waiting

470
00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:15.480
for that, we'll go back to Taghdi. So after I

471
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:19.880
was divorced twice, I have there. It is there, it is.

472
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:25.519
Look at that wetsuit. See I need to be sure

473
00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:28.200
that water is so cold that you don't have that

474
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:29.839
website time.

475
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:42.319
Probably. So speaking of boards, do you travel with your board?

476
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:44.559
Do you bring it with you long board or do

477
00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:45.839
you get boards there?

478
00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:46.880
Right?

479
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:50.880
Well, I usually when I go places, I'll just rent

480
00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:53.200
a board. It's easier, Like you'd like to have your

481
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.319
own board with you, but because you're used to your

482
00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:58.799
own board, but it's really such a pain ass to

483
00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:02.759
travel with it, they usually will damage it. Like the

484
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.640
likelihood of your board gain damage in travel is very high.

485
00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:11.920
And you know, if you go to certain places like

486
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:14.880
they have playing a surfboards you can rent. So like

487
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:17.039
when I go to Costa Rica, I just rent the board.

488
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:21.519
You know, it's easier that way. And going back to Tahiti,

489
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:26.640
so I had found that. Okay, so my next wedding

490
00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:29.880
is going to be in Tahiti, and I felt like,

491
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:34.200
I gotta tell you it's the coolest thing. A wedding

492
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:37.279
in Tahiti is so cool because what they do is

493
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:41.039
a traditional They do a traditional in tahesion wedding and

494
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:43.680
they dress you up like the king and queen of

495
00:30:43.799 --> 00:30:48.960
the tribe and then that tribe men members carry you

496
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:53.079
in this thing across the ocean. Like we're talking tribes,

497
00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:58.279
like real tribal people to the high priest and the

498
00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:01.880
high priest marries you and you like it's it's you

499
00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:05.440
gotta google and look it up. It's the coolest freaking thing. Okay.

500
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:11.440
So uh yeah, maybe that's why I ask too. Yeah,

501
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:15.799
And maybe that's why I haven't gone to Tahiti yet,

502
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:18.759
because I am a big believer in first like thing

503
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:23.119
one her for her marriage before me, her honeymoon was

504
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:27.119
in Jamaica, and she loved it so much that she

505
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:31.519
wanted to go jam and go to Jamaica for our honeymoon.

506
00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:34.400
And like, you're out of your mind. I'm not going

507
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.319
on hayy moon to a place you went on hy

508
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:37.480
moon with somebody else.

509
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:42.400
That's dumb, okay, like trying to top up see it

510
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:42.920
was better?

511
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:46.359
No, I think it's more like saying, like you want

512
00:31:46.400 --> 00:31:50.039
to do that again, you know, instead of being with

513
00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:53.680
the person you're with, Like, I highly suggest to people

514
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:56.839
this should be for bundays, But I highly suggest to

515
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.559
people if you get together with somebody new, it might

516
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:03.440
not be a good idea to always talk about what

517
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:08.480
great adventures you had with the person before, just saying.

518
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:10.839
Right, and you want to.

519
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:18.559
Yeah, I might like, Yeah, there's been a couple of

520
00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:23.119
times where I've made the mistake of telling women you

521
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:28.240
know that about who about my best sexual experience I

522
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:32.680
ever had and telling them that after the one with

523
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:37.240
them and it wasn't. Then I don't know, was that wrong?

524
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.279
Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to be off.

525
00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:44.880
I'm just trying to be honest, that's all, you know.

526
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:47.799
Like the time, I want to let you think that

527
00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:50.279
you're the best when you're not even in the top ten.

528
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:53.400
I mean, right, yeah, I could see the way that

529
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:54.480
would be a problem.

530
00:32:54.359 --> 00:33:00.319
Really, right, because then you'll just keep being terrible. We

531
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:04.359
have you have to have something to shoot for, so

532
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:08.000
like comparison. Yeah, well, if I'm telling you that, then

533
00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:11.359
you're going to strive to become number one.

534
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:17.319
Or not with you, you know, they got to get.

535
00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:21.119
What you just want to participation trophy.

536
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:24.039
Well no, but I mean you see, if you tell

537
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:25.880
somebody and you tell them the wrong way at the

538
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:27.599
wrong time, they might.

539
00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:29.839
Just say, Okay, well that's it for me. I'm good

540
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:32.480
And to get a trough, you know.

541
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:38.119
And speaking of you know, goals and travel, I have

542
00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:43.359
a goal to have sexual relations with indigenous person of

543
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:52.519
every country in this world. Okay, do tell well, it's

544
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:56.839
nothing to tell them I have a goal. I have

545
00:33:56.920 --> 00:33:59.640
a goal against every country in the world and make

546
00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:02.200
sure or that wall. I'm in that country, I have

547
00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:09.239
sexual relations with somebody that's from that country. Okay, that's

548
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:13.280
how I got married the second time, married.

549
00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:13.639
The second time.

550
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:21.559
So so wow, Well yeah, I mean, you know, what

551
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:25.480
are you gonna do? But there's some really obscure country.

552
00:34:26.840 --> 00:34:29.880
There's some really obscure countries. It might be kind of

553
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:37.679
hard to find somebody that you know fits the scenario. Well, no,

554
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:42.400
you'll find natives. But you know, like like if you

555
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:48.159
go without the countries that have like natives with spears

556
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:53.000
that they believe in S and M with spears, that

557
00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:55.079
might make things difficult.

558
00:34:56.480 --> 00:35:01.400
Slightly, that could be a problem. Yeah, don't want anything

559
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:02.440
cutting anything off.

560
00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:06.199
And I gotta tell you, every time I look at

561
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:09.639
your background, Rebel, all I can think about is S

562
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:14.840
and M. Really wow, Yeah, all the straps there. It's

563
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:17.199
like I think, before and after the show, you have

564
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:21.400
people strapped down to the wall. Do what you will

565
00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:22.000
with them.

566
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:26.480
Oh, there's a nice So I think on one.

567
00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:30.280
Episode we should have we should talk about traveling around

568
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.880
the world to the sex clubs of the world and

569
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:33.679
how they differ.

570
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:38.840
Well, let's say Amsterdam's red light district is very clean,

571
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:42.719
although people would think not, that is like the cleanest

572
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:43.719
sex you're going to get.

573
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.840
Oh yeah, because their government regulated. They have to be

574
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:50.320
tested once a week. They pay taxes like it's a

575
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:55.119
respected profession. And let me tell you, out of testing

576
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:59.760
every one of those women in those windows, I didn't

577
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:03.280
get one disease. And I try them all, you try

578
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:06.840
them all? Huh, well, yeah you got. It's like it's

579
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:09.400
like being a candy store. Are you only gonna just

580
00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:12.280
try one piece of candy? Or if you're at the shop,

581
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:14.840
at the ice cream store and you get free taste.

582
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.519
How many people go to ice cream shop and they

583
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:19.800
taste like twenty of them before they decide not to

584
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:20.559
even buy any.

585
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:24.159
Well, I have to taste in twenty you might not

586
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:25.000
need any.

587
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:28.480
That's the whole point. Like I used to do something

588
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:31.880
to annoy my kids all the time. Okay, so we

589
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:34.280
would go to the mall and you know how you

590
00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:37.280
walk at least pre COVID, You walk through the food

591
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:39.920
court and every place is trying to get you, especially

592
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:42.159
the Asian ones, try to get you to taste their food.

593
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.639
Here here, here, so I used to. I used to

594
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:49.719
annoy my kids on purpose, and we go to them

595
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.320
all and like before we could do anything. Goes okay,

596
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.960
we got to take the walk and I did it

597
00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:58.480
just just on purpose because I do it embarrassed of.

598
00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:04.239
But you know it was good tasty food going on too.

599
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:09.239
You know, I like free tasters. If you walk around

600
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:11.599
the food court enough times, you don't need to buy

601
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:12.000
a meal.

602
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:14.960
Oh there you go. There's an idea.

603
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:16.360
I don't know if they still do it like that,

604
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:18.559
but you walk around the food court and get all

605
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:20.159
the tasting and then go to the movie so you

606
00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:21.800
won't need anything at the movie.

607
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:27.960
No firm believer. I'm a firm believer of even if

608
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.159
you're in Florida in August of going to a movie

609
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:34.519
theater and big baggy pants and a big ski jacket,

610
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:40.840
bring it yourself. You can bring your whole refrigerator in okay,

611
00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:45.000
like you know, I even you know, Chad left behind

612
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:48.679
is a little portable like plug in stove, like it's

613
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:51.679
real little. So I bring it into a movie theater

614
00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:55.159
and I set up at my seat.

615
00:37:56.199 --> 00:38:00.239
You know, well, these days you can just order at

616
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.719
the seat, so you know, you don't really need to

617
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:03.119
bring it in.

618
00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:05.480
Well, they do get kind of annoyed where I ask,

619
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:08.079
and when I ask them if they have an extension.

620
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:10.559
Court slightly, ever so slightly, I could see it.

621
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:12.559
But you know, if you look along the wall when

622
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:15.119
you walk in, there's always one if you just dangle

623
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:18.079
it over and just tell everybody to watch, or you

624
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:20.000
can bring gaff tape and just tape it down sort

625
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:20.280
of floor.

626
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:22.119
So no many trips, It'll be fine.

627
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:25.719
So what with your little whatever it is back there?

628
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:28.840
What what surf spots did you come up with?

629
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:33.840
Well, let's see, I too have served in North Carolina

630
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:39.440
by you, the city I used to once upon a time.

631
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:43.440
Wow, learn something new every day about you, rebel.

632
00:38:43.840 --> 00:38:44.639
I thought you knew that.

633
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:49.599
Yeah, not know that. Do you have any pictures an evidence?

634
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:50.880
Do you have any evidence?

635
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.480
I'm sure people do, because.

636
00:38:56.599 --> 00:38:59.679
Well that's obvious. That's obvious by some of the pictures

637
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.039
I've seen that you've given me.

638
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:04.519
So oh what not very good at surfing? You didn't

639
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:05.159
even know I surfed?

640
00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:05.320
Talk?

641
00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:06.639
Could you know? I wasn't very good at it?

642
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:09.320
I meant more of the pictures, Oh.

643
00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:12.159
Haha, was it taking them? I was in them anyway?

644
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:15.679
So I've also surfed bide away.

645
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:18.039
I just have to say something now that we're on

646
00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:23.159
that subject. Sure, when you're filming your lit and when

647
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:27.199
you're filming your lives on Instagram or TikTok or whatever,

648
00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:36.639
how many people comment on the grass Because most of

649
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:39.000
one of the videos I watched, most of it, you

650
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:40.960
were just filming the grass.

651
00:39:41.559 --> 00:39:43.719
Was I doing it on purpose or just there was

652
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:44.559
nothing else to learn?

653
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:45.800
You never know?

654
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:48.719
Oh, the bubbles, the bubbles, the bubbles. You must have

655
00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:51.519
been talking about the bubbles somebody at the parade.

656
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:53.079
Was it a nighttime film?

657
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:57.360
I think so. Yeah, it was a parade.

658
00:39:57.800 --> 00:39:58.360
It was a parade.

659
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:02.079
We were at the parade, and unfortunately we were standing

660
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:04.719
past the judges stands, so there's a lull in the

661
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:08.000
damp arade. So aside from looking at everybody else, this

662
00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:11.280
lady had bubbles. Not just regular bubbles.

663
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:13.199
She had the special bubbles.

664
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:14.199
Tiny bubbles.

665
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:18.320
No, not tiny bubbles, not tiny bubbles. It was bubbles

666
00:40:18.360 --> 00:40:23.440
that fill with smoke and when they pop, they go poof.

667
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:26.079
So what I was doing was showing people on the

668
00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:29.079
grass the bubbles that land on the grass. They eventually

669
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.760
pop and then they poof, They smoke awesome. I need

670
00:40:32.880 --> 00:40:35.519
one of those things in my life. I had one once.

671
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:38.880
I probably still do have it, but haven't used that machine.

672
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:41.960
That it's a fog machine, fog bubble machine, and I

673
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:43.360
haven't used it in a long time.

674
00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:48.079
So I probably selling people on the point of traveling

675
00:40:48.199 --> 00:40:50.199
to Louisiana. I'm just saying.

676
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:55.119
They can travel for numerous reasons. But I enjoyed the bubbles.

677
00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:57.039
I loved that. I was having a field day with

678
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:57.639
the bubbles.

679
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:02.320
I bet you were. Okay, we're surfing spots for you. Okay,

680
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:02.840
go ahead.

681
00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:10.280
Off of Naples, There's Santa bell Island. No, off of Nipples, Napoles,

682
00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:11.519
Floria dot.

683
00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:15.199
So were you when you're surfing you were like twisting

684
00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:16.440
your nipples or something.

685
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:18.800
No, I didn't say anything about that.

686
00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:25.039
I said, Naples out Nay Naples in Italy, Florida.

687
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:28.840
Oh, in Florida. Yes, it would have been a lot

688
00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:30.039
cooler if it was Italy.

689
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.119
But it would have been a lot cooler if it

690
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:34.159
was in Italy. But if I went, I probably you know,

691
00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:39.039
you never know, I do. I am eligible for dual

692
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:39.880
citizenship though.

693
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:42.360
So how do you surf in Naples? The water is

694
00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:44.719
about as flat as can be and you can walk

695
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:47.559
out for two miles without it going above your ankles.

696
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:51.840
And Fort Myers and Naples, and there's an island. I

697
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:53.599
think it's called Santa Bell Island. I'm really sure.

698
00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:56.920
No, it's called Marco Island. But thank you. There is Santabel,

699
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:03.360
You're Santa Bell and captive the romantic spot spots. And

700
00:42:03.440 --> 00:42:07.119
then there's Marco Island, which is off of Naples, right

701
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:10.400
Sambal Captiva is more off of Fort Mars.

702
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:13.440
Well, we went out there and we kind of had

703
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:17.039
a little bit of a e a good time. Wasn't

704
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:21.239
the biggest surf definitely by no means. And I can't

705
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:21.639
surf in.

706
00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:22.320
The golf.

707
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:27.199
Yeah, that's that's the Gulf of Naples. I just named

708
00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:29.079
it the Golf of Pipe Man. I'm going to name

709
00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:30.280
it the Gulf of Pipe Man.

710
00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:35.000
Might as well. Everybody else is trying to rename it

711
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:39.480
something else. I never know, so believe it or not.

712
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:42.960
Where my daughter lives in the Panhandle, it's known that's

713
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:45.920
a great surf spot, except I'm kind of afraid to

714
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:49.639
surf there. And the reason I'm afraid is because the

715
00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:53.039
water is so freaking clear that you can see everything

716
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:56.719
and I'll stand above the pier and within five minutes

717
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:59.920
I'm seeing a whole bunch of tiger sharks and hammerhead

718
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:03.519
and I'm like, yeah, I wish I didn't know that.

719
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:05.920
I wish I didn't know that. I don't want to

720
00:43:06.400 --> 00:43:10.719
It's like, okay, so trivia question here, Ding ding ding.

721
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:16.760
If anybody listening, if.

722
00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:17.760
You were to.

723
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:23.679
Send me a d M at pipe Man Radio on

724
00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:28.119
any of my socials, I will give you an opportunity

725
00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:32.920
to win tickets. Still Louder than Life? Are you ready

726
00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:39.199
for the trivia question? Yes, okay, I'm not ready yet.

727
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:40.320
What were we talking about?

728
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:44.360
Wait, we're talking about go and surfing near Panama City.

729
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:47.159
Oh bye one. By the way, one thought you said

730
00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:49.280
nipples too. Okay, so it's not just me.

731
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:50.920
I didn't say that.

732
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:56.519
He thinks that. He thinks you use your nipples to steer.

733
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:02.360
If that makes sense. No, no, because there's more weight

734
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:04.320
in ther nipples. So if you lean one way and

735
00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:06.960
your nipples going that way, it helps you turn. While

736
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:10.000
you're surfing, lean that way, it helps you turn to

737
00:44:11.719 --> 00:44:15.440
you know, you guys can use those things for like

738
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:17.079
balance things.

739
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:21.159
I've never used anything like that for balance, but thank you.

740
00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:24.039
For what was I going to ask you a trivia

741
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:25.079
question about Rebel?

742
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:27.719
You were going to ask a trivia question. I don't

743
00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:30.760
know what you were going to ask ques you know, no,

744
00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:32.000
but what was it about you?

745
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:35.280
I said what it was going to be about. You

746
00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:36.039
didn't pay attention?

747
00:44:36.840 --> 00:44:42.000
No, you did. You said people can DM you with it.

748
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:45.440
Okay, I'll tell you what it is. Okay, it's do

749
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:48.960
you know anybody listening? Do you have me the answer?

750
00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:51.119
If you're right, you'll be hoord to win. Tickets are

751
00:44:51.159 --> 00:44:57.639
louder than life. Okay, headlined by Slayer, fucking Slayer. Okay,

752
00:44:58.000 --> 00:45:01.880
So do you know where the spot is that has

753
00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:05.079
the most shark attacks of anywhere in the world?

754
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:11.880
H most shark attacks anywhere in the world?

755
00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:15.679
If and and everybody, let's say, if Rebel can actually answer,

756
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:16.880
you can use her answer.

757
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:21.760
I can't answer that question. I mean I would. I'm

758
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:23.480
actually thinking off the coast of Florida.

759
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:29.760
But it is off the coast of Florida, it is. Okay,

760
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:32.960
So since everybody already sent in their things and nobody's

761
00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:35.519
going to be cheating, and I can I can make

762
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:43.400
sure they're not cheating fish typing. Hold on, well, why

763
00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:48.079
do I okay, we have we have we have somebody,

764
00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:53.559
we have somebody who win answer. Are you ready? And

765
00:45:53.639 --> 00:46:00.719
I'm gonna I'm actually say the answer is wrong, but

766
00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:08.039
thank you for playing. It is not farsoa Florida. It's

767
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:12.599
not Closeness Sarasota, but it does have one of the

768
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.960
letters of Sarasota in the name of this city.

769
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:21.320
Okay, go ahead in Melbourne, you are close. But no,

770
00:46:21.840 --> 00:46:22.639
I served there too.

771
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:29.760
I forgotburn It's New Smyrna Beach And actually I watched

772
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.320
the show about this, and there's a good reason why

773
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:35.480
that is. Okay, So, first of all, the water is

774
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:39.440
extremely murky. No, the war is extremely murky, and that's

775
00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:42.159
usually when you get bit because sharks have terrible vision,

776
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:47.119
so they don't see that you're not food. Okay, then,

777
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:52.480
but the biggie, okay, the biggie is is that's there's

778
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.920
actually a black hole there, and so that black hole

779
00:46:56.039 --> 00:46:59.840
goes into a deep sea and all of the big sharks,

780
00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:02.800
lots of sharks are underneath that bat black hole and

781
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:07.599
they'll come up. That's why you will never ever catch

782
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:12.000
me step foot in that water ever. Like like listen,

783
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:14.960
there's people that surf there but if it's known as

784
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:18.280
the most likely to get attacked by a shark in

785
00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:21.679
the world, there's plenty of other places to surf, okay,

786
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:26.599
Like in Costa Rica. They don't even have shark bites

787
00:47:26.679 --> 00:47:31.440
there like you. Ever, I don't think there's ever been

788
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:33.800
one there. If there was, it was one in history.

789
00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:38.639
But you can get bit by a crocodile, So I

790
00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:40.679
think I'll take the shark over the crocodile.

791
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:41.760
That's worse.

792
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:46.320
You just can't be near the mouth of the river

793
00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:49.960
and then you're okay. So but that's where some of

794
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.719
the best surfing is, so you gotta take your chances.

795
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:58.679
Just saying Australia, New Zealand epic surfing. There's epic surfing

796
00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:02.400
all over the world. Do you have any other lists? Rebel,

797
00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:08.000
hurry up because we're almost done here. Aha, Baja California. Yeah,

798
00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:12.280
that's epic. What else? I see? Everything you gots in

799
00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:15.280
the United States, which proves my point last week. Get

800
00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:19.239
the hell out of this country and explore the world. Man, Okay,

801
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.760
you don't know what you're missing. There's some epic crap

802
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.760
out there, and here's what we're going to do to

803
00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:30.760
make that happen. I have formed something new, did you.

804
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:35.400
We're about to launch it. It's called Surf for the Heart.

805
00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:37.559
Surf for the hearts.

806
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:42.199
Okay, because here's something interesting. I've had two heart attacks surfing.

807
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:46.559
I'm still surfing. Every time I go into carreologists, he goes,

808
00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:49.719
you still surfing. I'm like, yeah, he goes, good because

809
00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:54.239
it's good for you. Okay. And here's a thing. In America,

810
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:58.119
we give you a cocktail of all these drugs when

811
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:06.239
you have a heart attack. In France, the medical procedure

812
00:49:07.199 --> 00:49:11.000
for a heart attack is they do not prescribe drugs.

813
00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:16.800
They do not prescribe cocktails. Well maybe good cocktails. They

814
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:21.599
prescribe surfing. So that's what Surf for the Heart is.

815
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:23.079
Is what we're going to do, is we're going to

816
00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:28.880
be setting up surf trips all over the world for

817
00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:36.840
cardiactations so that they can enjoy life, get spiritual, get

818
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:40.119
physically healthy, and realize that just because you had a

819
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:43.880
heart attack doesn't mean your life's over, and get to

820
00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:50.440
explore the world all at the same time. So uh,

821
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:59.559
and then also said Lusahvalusia County. Well that could be true,

822
00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:02.719
except one of my best friends lives in Deltona, and

823
00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:09.199
there's no surfing in Deltona. But anyway, yes, surf for

824
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:12.039
de heart. Keep listening to a show. Pay attention. We're

825
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.960
gonna be launching some trips soon and it's gonna be

826
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:19.599
super fricking cool. You don't have to have any surf experience.

827
00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:21.480
You don't even have to surf if you don't want to,

828
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:25.199
but you should, and you will become addicted, and that

829
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:30.079
will be your new medicine for stress, for cardiac disease

830
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:34.880
and a multitude of other things. Plus, you know what,

831
00:50:35.320 --> 00:50:38.280
when you're out there, you're not doing anything stupid, and

832
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:41.199
you don't have to hear anything stupid. I love when

833
00:50:41.239 --> 00:50:42.719
I'm out there in the middle ocean. I don't have

834
00:50:42.760 --> 00:50:47.440
to hear anybody's stupid shit. Okay, so we're done here

835
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:51.119
in my stupid shit because the show's over, but we

836
00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:54.039
are going to have really stupid shit tomorrow on what

837
00:50:54.280 --> 00:50:59.400
the fuck Wednesday? Okay, because what the fuck? Every day

838
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:01.719
I wake up in the morning, I say what the fuck?

839
00:51:03.159 --> 00:51:07.119
And okay, real quick, was what did I remind you?

840
00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:08.599
Rebel to talk about?

841
00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:09.360
Sandwich?

842
00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:15.719
Sandwich, the sandwich, the New Jersey sandwich. Oh, the Jersey sandwich. Okay,

843
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:21.039
So the New Jersey Sandwich. Make sure to travel to

844
00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:25.159
New Jersey and get yourself to Jersey Sandwich. It's a

845
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:28.360
tailor Ham sandwich. That's the brand name for a type

846
00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:31.679
of pork roll. You cook it in a pan like

847
00:51:32.320 --> 00:51:36.559
you know you're making bacon, and usually it goes on

848
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:39.840
a bun with a lot of times the Kaiser roll

849
00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:42.679
with cheese. I never got with cheese because I'm not

850
00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:47.079
into that, and you could put ketchup on it that

851
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:50.719
I did do a lot of times it comes with

852
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:54.239
egg too. I always just like the straight up tailor

853
00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:56.320
Ham was what I liked. But you can go with

854
00:51:56.519 --> 00:51:59.320
egg and cheese and making a whole big thing. You

855
00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:03.599
will love it. Travel to the Jersey shore, get yourself

856
00:52:03.639 --> 00:52:07.440
a Jersey sandwich, get yourself some zeppels on the boardwalk,

857
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:12.679
and go surfing because there is epic surfing in Jersey too.

858
00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:17.239
Thanks for listening to Adventures of Pipe main Travel Tuesday.

859
00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:20.159
We'll be back tomorrow with what the Fuck? Wednesday, Same

860
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:23.960
Pipe Channel, Same pipe time, one pm Eastern Time, W

861
00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:27.079
four c Y Radio, W four c Y dot Com.

862
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:31.440
Later Rebel Go do your Mardi Gras Shenanigans and one

863
00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:32.760
roll it.

864
00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:46.320
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin. I'm

865
00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:49.519
w for Cui Radio.