Climate Change is Surfing The World

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0:50 It's time for the adventures of fight Can we for s white one column list? PM Beach is number one internet radio station. Here's your host of the Fight Man. Oh it's the Pipe Man here on the Aventures pipe Man W four c y Radio Travel Tuesday. Here on March fourth. Ah, I thought I was going to travel off my balcony today. The wind is strong, the surf is strong, and we're going to talk about surf during this show today. But first we have to talk about something very exciting on the Pipe Man Radio tour traveling to Kentucky four the Pipe Main Radio tour. We're actually going to be traveling there for two different festivals. Okay, so, and they're like similar but not similar. The first one, I know a lot of funds I have from California are dying to go to because Fish is headlining. Blues Traveler will be there, Ringo Star will be there. It kind of looks a little like this.

2:01 Fourbon and beyond the World's largest Fourbon food and music festival, returns with fishsa Noa Kan This is the Season The Stig, Sturgil Simpson, Illumineers plus Jack White, Denson, Boom Crung, Ben, Alabama Shigs, Change the Elephant, Ringo Stars, Daniel Rayliff and The Night, Sweat, su Dolls and many more. Than Beyond returns to Louisville September eleven to fourteen. Pastes are on sale now at fourbinanpon dot com. Now, if that's not your speed, it is my speed. But many things are my speed. But if it's not your speed, how about this. This one gives me chills.

2:47 Louder than Life, America's loudest festival, returns to Louisville this September with Slayer, Deepsos are Bing Sevenfolds Bring Me the Horizon plus Sleeps Over, Suicide Boys, Fat Omens, Swamp Zombie, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Heavan, Essence, knocka Loose. Three Days, Grace, Lamb of God, and so many more. Louder Older Than and. Live Life September eighteen through twenty first in Louisville, KENTUCKI passes are on sale. Now Louder Than Lif Festival dot com. Yo. All right, so let's bring on swamp Nut. Okay, because swamp Nut, I want to know you watch both those commercials, which one was the one that you're like?

3:33 Oh? Man, I wish I was cool and could go to that. I have to say I'd probably lean towards Louder Than Life. Okay, well, there it is. There it is. And can you name me five bands on the Louder in Life lineup that you listen to a regular basis? Nope, I sure cannot. Why the fuck you want to go? Like? That's what I'll let her say. Why would you want to go somewhere where you don't even like the music? No, I'm just kidding. I like the music. Okay, so but I'm very very excited. Slayer they got canceled due to weather last year, they won't be back. No, they were canceled, they were not postponed, and it wasn't announced they were gonna play again until recently. Okay, there was never a thing like they were gonna play again.

4:34 They were canceled last year. They weren't postponed. This is non postponement. It's a different year, different festival. Get it straight, Rebel. Okay, I just hate seeing the word canceled next to Slayer. Could you really believe canceled? I mean, it's the good news. Here's the good news. I just got a press release that Slayers doing. Slayer's going to be at the biggest outdoor festival in all of Canada. They're gonna play. Of course, Slayer's playing at the last Sabbath and Ozzy show with all original members of Sabbath. But then there's a few more dates that have been scheduled around that show. So Slayer's gonna be playing multiple times in twenty twenty five, totally unexpected. We didn't expect one time. So thank God for bad weather.

5:35 I'm literally thanking God because I think if we didn't have that hurricanos tornadoes, Slayer would not be playing this year, but they are because they have to work anyway, some mighty as well play some more shows. Okay that's my viewpoint. Okay, And there's a lot more travels on pipe Man Radio Tour this year that we'll talk about. But I do want to say one more thing that we are about. Are you ready? We are about to make an announcement about after Shock because After Shock's going to release their lineup. Okay, they're going to release their lineup, but I can tell you right now it was already announced that one of pipe Man's top five is not only at Louder in Life, but also after Shock. Slayer's in the top five. Not why, I'm not who I'm talking about, but you never know, could happen. Bring me in a horizon. They're going to be there at Lowder in Life and after Shock. That alone makes me very excited Louder in Life until I hear after Shocks. So far, I think is one of my favorite lineups of the whole year on the Pipe Main Radio tour. Just saying, so, what's the lineup on the Marti Gras tour over there in Louisiana swamp Nut.

7:03 Unfortunately, Jeffson Parrish canceled Marti Grass this year. I'm sorry. They didn't cancel it. They postponed it. Why did they cancel it? They postponed it? I cancel canled. I'm going I can canceled. It's not the word I want to use, and that's not the word they used it. Why did they postpone it? Rebel weather conditions are terrible right now. At certain winds, you cannot be on the float because it'll blow you right off. You know you expected to be. I just swear wear a parachute like what. Okay, you guys can't handle nothing like you can handle vampires, which is where wolves. But the little weather is going to stop you.

7:46 Come on, there's some weather that you cannot be on things. Not to mention. You shouldn't be out on the ground trying to catch people falling from float floats. It's not you know, you're real Marti Grod in New Orleans anyway, Okay, let's call it is. Who cares about Jefferson Parish? Okay, the real Marti Grass in New Orleans, just like they're celebrating Marty Gras down here in Florida, and I think it's stupid. I heard we're not thirty this morning? You heard what In New Orleans they rolled Marti Grass at six thirty in the morning to avoid the weather because the wind didn't start kicking until.

8:27 Tennis. All right, So to find rolled did they roll it down the street or they roll it into Jefferson Parish or what not? Roll it into Jefferson Parish? By no means roll means they take off, they step off, they start their parade route. That's what roll the parade means. Is it kind of like when I say roll it one, No, don't roll it one. Don't roll it. One's with us today, but more like a ghost. Okay, he's not with us because he's very upset that they postponed Marti Gras in Jefferson Parish. And he's so upset he can't even be on the show now. So thanks a lot, Rebel for doing that it. Listen, I know you did some of your witchy poo stuff and create the weather because you really wanted to go to the one in New Orleans, and so you wind that one canceled till you can go to New Orleans.

9:33 No, I definitely did not want to go to the ones in New Orleans, And kudos to everyone who rolls in New Orleans from Marti Gras. It's just I did not want to go to New Orleans from Mardi Gras. I have been to Rebel rebel. Did you know that today is national Marti Grade? It's Marty Grade. It's not national, but it is Martin Grade. Yes, No, it is what it is a national thing like they're celebrating in all over the country. Okay, it's not just for Louis and Bayou people anymore, it's for all of us. Well, that's cool. I'm glad you guys.

10:14 Can I enjoy about us taking that stuff away from you. Hey, look, you're not taking it away. You're just joining in. To me, joining in with me coming to New Orleans and supporting the businesses in your area and fueling the economy. It is said full here right now, it's unreal. It's not full because they're still letting people in. Well, yes, but you can even ask everybody in Kenner. The airplanes coming in have been so frequent, it's been unreal. It's just been Well. I was coming to and because it was so busy, they were having us jump out of a plane and I'm misjudged and I ended up in Arkansas. Oh man, yeah, and so like I don't even know how may get to Marti Gras.

11:11 Now, well this really it's over. So we're good. It's over. How can it be over? It's old at six point thirty this morning. So Marti Gras, that's it. It's just done. Well. I thought it was supposed to be some big party, like, oh my god, that sucks. So since the weather is kind of resembling hurricane weather, they turned Marti Gras into a hurricane party. Okay, and so last all night. I want to know what happens. I know in Florida. What happens in Louisiana when you have a hurricane party? People get drunk? Okay, what else?

11:53 That pretty much it. They play in the weather, like. Yeah, do I of your people like get out in the middle of like the road in their like big pickup truck to see if they're there they can be macho enough to withstand the hurricane sitting in their their big pickup truck. No, not everybody gets in that pickup truck. But we do that in Florida general. No, we do that in Florida. They don't go anywhere. They just get out during the heart of the storm and sit in the pickup truck to prove how how macho they are. I call it stupid. They call it That's all I'm saying. What I would call it too? Uh and so okay, so I have to since you are the big what national day it is today? Person? Okay, I want you to talk about all the rest. I wanted to talk about Marity Grass, but I also want to talk about what other days it is. And there's one in particular. When you get to it that I'm just gonna warn you ahead time, I am not going to be nice about it.

13:00 Okay, go ahead, Let's see Benjamin Harris Day, Courageous Followers Day. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait? What the fuck is Courageous Follower Day? Okay, it's not followers, it's follower So it's just one person. It's only it's a day for one person who is a courageous follower. Since when our followers, the courageous one, aren't leaders the courageous one, we need to talk about this day on Motivational Monday and what the fuck Wednesday? Because it applies to both of those two. Okay, it doesn't really even apply to today, except that it is today. Okay, But I mean, how courageous do you have to be to follow somebody? Sometimes it's smart, sometimes it's stupid, courageous I don't know. I guess courageous because you're about to do something stupid. I don't know. Okay, But to me, it takes courage to be a leader opposed to a follower.

13:59 Although rebel you might have a different viewpoint on this. What's your viewpoint on Courageous Follower Day? Well, seeing as they're showing a fleet of people, a troop of people, I think it's everybody who joins up to an organization. Is it everybody that gets their participation trophy? And then they follow whoever gave it to them. No, I don't believe that's it. They did not really give any more details on Courageous Follower Day. But from the okay, get rid of that day. Get rid of that day? What other days do we have today? Make these days holy? And holy experiment?

14:40 Day? Holy experiment is that where like you experiment on how to crucify Jesus or something. I don't that might be the history of it, Okay, Like before they actually crucify them, they experimenting. That's not it. I hope not so. Hu hug a g I Day, Now, this one sounds fun. Hugging a g I. What would you do with you hugged at g I. I've hugged a lot of g I s because I said. What did you do after hugging them? You travel somewhere?

15:28 Did I travel somewhere? Yeah? Well, then what are you talking about? For next item? National GM's Day next, and that's not Wait a minute, that's game Master. You don't like to play games you never played? It's National General Manager Day. You know. That's where National. GM stands for Game Masters Appreciation Day. Game Oh, I thought you said gay Massacrest Day. I'm like, that's not what it means. Game Master, like.

16:09 SAC said, made it sound different. Okay, go ahead, I bet you did. Let's see International Pancake Day. Oh damn oh. That I hop they suck. Go to the original the original pancakes. No, the original pancake house. That's where it's at. Man, Okay, that's the that's the best place. They even have Busley pancakes so the pipe man can eat the pancakes. And they have these baked omelets like they're like the size of a cake. They're pretty good, but okay, what else do we got? Rebel International scrap Booking Industry Day.

16:51 That's a biggie. Do you scrap book? I don't, Well, then you're a loser. Next day, March fourth. It's March fourth today. Wow, that's that's a national day. It's March fourth day. I think you forgot one. It was like Cinco de Marcho. Yeah, we haven't gotten there. That's tomorrow, Cinco to March Sho. There's not enough reasons to drink in March. Okay, they have to have Cinco the March Show to warm up. Yeah, it's no, no, it's warming up for Saint Patti's Day, is true, very true. Which we will be having parades for that too as well.

17:32 I'm sure you were because because in your state there's not much to do but fish, have parades, put on costumes and drink. There's plenty to do in Louisiana. Checkout. I don't know I was in your town. They're really they look play to do except become a serial killer. That was all I saw in your town. Okay, that's fun too. Moving on, speaking of parades, it's Marching Music Day, all right, PARTI grad Day. National Dance the Walls Day. Oh, here's why he's gonna get the wall. Here's what he's gonna go for. National Grammar Day. Oh yeah, I love that one actually because people have a real shitty grammar. No Wady cares about grammar anymore than I do, Okay, especially rebel, Like every time a word comes out of her mouth, it's improper grammar. But go ahead.

18:26 National pound Cake Day. Now that one's ridiculous because of all the cakes in the world, I think that's the most vanilla cake there is, Okay, meane, I mean, listen, I wouldn't even use it in any kind of sexual escapades. It wouldn't make it better, like you need like chocolate or some shit like that. Pound cake. Really, why do you have to put stuff? See, it's not a good cake if you have to combine it with other things, Like you can never really just eat pound cake as to be ala mode or something. If you need all mode. Like it's a nice touch, but if you need it, that's an improper cake, you know, And I don't know it's pound cake styrofoam very close. Go ahead.

19:15 I think it's like like margarine. It's only like one molecule off. Go ahead. So it's also National Snack Day. Well that I get that. I'm on board for how many snacks can we have today? As many as you want. It's funny that it's not still tasty tuesdays that would be perfect for this. Okay, go on National Sun's Day, National Sportsman's Day. All right, I'm tired of this. Let's move on, like there's the stupidest days in the world. Let's talk about great places to travel. That's more important.

19:57 And you want a sandwich. So some news came out, Uh, rebel, you weren't paying attention. One the ghost is saying stuff in the background. He said it was your fault and it was you and your voodoo. I don't do voodoo. Let's see. Okay, So Charles says National Marti Grade should be a day off with pay for everyone. Yes, I agree, it should be a day off for everybody and they all have to pay the pipe man.

20:37 No, I don't think that's what he meant. That's exactly what he meant. Okay, it is exactly what holiday. It is a federal holiday. Because you guys are all calling in sick anyway. Okay, nobody needed to call in sick. Schools are out. All federal employees, almost all everybody except essential employees are off today. See that's a little easy thing nowhere else in the world. And you get off to go to a parade and party. I mean, that's stupid. It's tradition. It's what we do. Okay, Okay. So there was some news and I think it has to do with why your Marty Grass games are screwed up. And I see it here today too in our waters. I'm looking out the window now at the rough water is going on. Climate change is you know, it's affecting the surf. It's bad. Did you know this rebel?

21:38 Yeah, I definitely have noticed. You see this globe I got here. It's for to find where we can surf in this type of weather. Oh look at that. Wow, it looks like there's nothing on it. There is, it's hard to see you. Oh. But but seriously, there was an article out that the the tide is changing because of climate change, and you know, so what that's doing is it is creating some great surfing opportunities. It's also the coastline. Well, yet.

22:20 That too, that's a bad thing. We don't like that at all, and you know, people don't care, Like I don't care what you say, okay, or what you believe in. But all you have to do is look at everything that's going on to know that there's climate change. Okay, Like you have to be an idiot to not think there's some kind of climate change going on now, whether it's caused by us as humans, it's all another story. It should just be it could be just happening. You never know, okay, But new research just show that Earth's strongest ocean current, the strongest one on Earth, is slowing down.

23:08 Like that's scary. So no, it's not a road that's not eroding the beaches, because if it's slowing down, that means it's not as rough. And that's why we need to find the surf spots now before it's too late and we can't surf anymore. And so you do a lot of surfing. Where do you prefer to go? Well, it's not where I prefer to go, it's where I have this goal. I have a list of all the surf spots I want to go to in the world, and I've knocked it quite a few off. And uh so that's why I'm talking about this because you know, there's a lot of surf spots out there that people don't even realize are there. Like when I did Hellfest the first time and I found out it's near the coastline and one of the most epic surf spots in the world. I was flabberg acid because I don't sit here and think I'm going to go to France to go surfey and it just doesn't cross my mind. Portugal also has like some of the most epic surfing there is in the world. Of course, we all know that I love Costa Rica, you know, and Costa Rica does have some of the most epic surfing. Ringcone Puerto Rico is one of my favorites. Epic surfay, especially when the humpbacks are around. And then on the other side of Puerto Rico you could surf with the Orca if you wanted to. And Hawaii epic surf, Tahiti epic surf. By

24:44 the way, that's one place to pipe man has knock gone that. I don't know why it is. There must be a reason. But ever since I'm a little kid, like first grade, I remember something going on in school and I saw Tahiti. I was like, that's I want to go there. I have wanted to go to Tahaiti since I'm like in first grade and I never knew why. And then I don't know. I'm going to though, but I don't know. It just hasn't happened yet, just like I've always wanted to go to Israel, which I should as a Jew, and I haven't gone. Thankfully, my daughter went on birthright before this October seventh crap happened, and now I got to wait longer because it ain't really I don't know, it's not really a good time to go to Israel. Uh, you know. But what I'll say is is that you know I have surfed ring Come Puerto Rico above the humpbacks. That was pretty cool. Okay, so that's epic. I'd be kind of cool to surf Antarctica.

25:48 I wonder if can you look up? Is there surfing in Antarctica? I think it might be a little bit too cold, and I see, no. You can have a very thick wet suit. And I had I'll tell you what I have. I had this beach house in North Carolina during the winter, and I had a really good wet suit. It is amazing what wetsuit can do because that water was absolutely freezing, like so freezing Carolina along the Barrier Reef. Okay, the Barrier Islands, and let me tell you something. I went in there with this wet suit on it. I didn't feel a thing like it was amazing. How I wasn't cold at all, not even when I got out, you know, So that was cool. They have surfing, some epic surfing in the Hague den Hog in the Netherlands. Again very cold weather.

26:45 I have seen people surf in places like Sweden and you know that area where literally they're wearing a wet suit but icicles are on their face because it's so cold in the water. You know, that's nuts, right. But what do we find out about Antarctica? Nothing so far. Let's see, did you look up surfing in Antarctica, Surfing Antarctica. Let's see, I think it's cold. Red Bull Surfing Antarctica two thousand and thirty. There was a surf competition and competition there.

27:33 Wow, that's just cold. Just seems like too cold. Hey, hey, wan, do a Google surfing Antarctica and pull up one of the videos to play on the show to the show surfing in Antarctica. That's pretty cool. Well, just just a clip of it. We don't want to watch it forever. They call it cold hard edge surfing. Yeah there you so? Yeah, I mean so. The reason I'm bringing this up too is okay, so climate change, we need to catch these epic surf spots. Surfing is one of the best medicines there is. Okay, Surfing is great mental and emotional medicine. That's why people get so into it because it's like this spiritual thing. Oh oh oh, let's see what we got here? Is this it? Oh?

28:34 Working out? I'm ready for it? Whoa are they going to drop them in the water with a helicopter? That's what I kind of look like, right, yeah, see. How can you surfing that? I mean it kind of seems a little bumpy. Well, this is probably not the surf spot. We're just doing the whole movie thing going on. While we're waiting for that, we'll go back to Taghdi. So after I was divorced twice, I have there. It is there, it is.

29:21 Look at that wetsuit. See I need to be sure that water is so cold that you don't have that website time. Probably. So speaking of boards, do you travel with your board? Do you bring it with you long board or do you get boards there? Right? Well, I usually when I go places, I'll just rent a board. It's easier, Like you'd like to have your own board with you, but because you're used to your own board, but it's really such a pain ass to travel with it, they usually will damage it. Like the likelihood of your board gain damage in travel is very high.

30:07 And you know, if you go to certain places like they have playing a surfboards you can rent. So like when I go to Costa Rica, I just rent the board. You know, it's easier that way. And going back to Tahiti, so I had found that. Okay, so my next wedding is going to be in Tahiti, and I felt like, I gotta tell you it's the coolest thing. A wedding in Tahiti is so cool because what they do is a traditional They do a traditional in tahesion wedding and they dress you up like the king and queen of the tribe and then that tribe men members carry you in this thing across the ocean. Like we're talking tribes, like real tribal people to the high priest and the high priest marries you and you like it's it's you gotta google and look it up. It's the coolest freaking thing. Okay.

31:05 So uh yeah, maybe that's why I ask too. Yeah, And maybe that's why I haven't gone to Tahiti yet, because I am a big believer in first like thing one her for her marriage before me, her honeymoon was in Jamaica, and she loved it so much that she wanted to go jam and go to Jamaica for our honeymoon. And like, you're out of your mind. I'm not going on hayy moon to a place you went on hy moon with somebody else. That's dumb, okay, like trying to top up see it was better? No, I think it's more like saying, like you want to do that again, you know, instead of being with the person you're with, Like, I highly suggest to people this should be for bundays, But I highly suggest to people if you get together with somebody new, it might not be a good idea to always talk about what great adventures you had with the person before, just saying.

32:08 Right, and you want to. Yeah, I might like, Yeah, there's been a couple of times where I've made the mistake of telling women you know that about who about my best sexual experience I ever had and telling them that after the one with them and it wasn't. Then I don't know, was that wrong? Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to be off. I'm just trying to be honest, that's all, you know. Like the time, I want to let you think that you're the best when you're not even in the top ten.

32:50 I mean, right, yeah, I could see the way that would be a problem. Really, right, because then you'll just keep being terrible. We have you have to have something to shoot for, so like comparison. Yeah, well, if I'm telling you that, then you're going to strive to become number one. Or not with you, you know, they got to get. What you just want to participation trophy. Well no, but I mean you see, if you tell somebody and you tell them the wrong way at the wrong time, they might. Just say, Okay, well that's it for me. I'm good And to get a trough, you know.

33:33 And speaking of you know, goals and travel, I have a goal to have sexual relations with indigenous person of every country in this world. Okay, do tell well, it's nothing to tell them I have a goal. I have a goal against every country in the world and make sure or that wall. I'm in that country, I have sexual relations with somebody that's from that country. Okay, that's how I got married the second time, married.

34:13 The second time. So so wow, Well yeah, I mean, you know, what are you gonna do? But there's some really obscure country. There's some really obscure countries. It might be kind of hard to find somebody that you know fits the scenario. Well, no, you'll find natives. But you know, like like if you go without the countries that have like natives with spears that they believe in S and M with spears, that might make things difficult.

34:56 Slightly, that could be a problem. Yeah, don't want anything cutting anything off. And I gotta tell you, every time I look at your background, Rebel, all I can think about is S and M. Really wow, Yeah, all the straps there. It's like I think, before and after the show, you have people strapped down to the wall. Do what you will with them. Oh, there's a nice So I think on one. Episode we should have we should talk about traveling around the world to the sex clubs of the world and how they differ. Well, let's say Amsterdam's red light district is very clean, although people would think not, that is like the cleanest sex you're going to get.

35:44 Oh yeah, because their government regulated. They have to be tested once a week. They pay taxes like it's a respected profession. And let me tell you, out of testing every one of those women in those windows, I didn't get one disease. And I try them all, you try them all? Huh, well, yeah you got. It's like it's like being a candy store. Are you only gonna just try one piece of candy? Or if you're at the shop, at the ice cream store and you get free taste. How many people go to ice cream shop and they taste like twenty of them before they decide not to even buy any. Well, I have to taste in twenty you might not need any.

36:25 That's the whole point. Like I used to do something to annoy my kids all the time. Okay, so we would go to the mall and you know how you walk at least pre COVID, You walk through the food court and every place is trying to get you, especially the Asian ones, try to get you to taste their food. Here here, here, so I used to. I used to annoy my kids on purpose, and we go to them all and like before we could do anything. Goes okay, we got to take the walk and I did it just just on purpose because I do it embarrassed of. But you know it was good tasty food going on too. You know, I like free tasters. If you walk around the food court enough times, you don't need to buy a meal.

37:13 Oh there you go. There's an idea. I don't know if they still do it like that, but you walk around the food court and get all the tasting and then go to the movie so you won't need anything at the movie. No firm believer. I'm a firm believer of even if you're in Florida in August of going to a movie theater and big baggy pants and a big ski jacket, bring it yourself. You can bring your whole refrigerator in okay, like you know, I even you know, Chad left behind is a little portable like plug in stove, like it's real little. So I bring it into a movie theater and I set up at my seat.

37:56 You know, well, these days you can just order at the seat, so you know, you don't really need to bring it in. Well, they do get kind of annoyed where I ask, and when I ask them if they have an extension. Court slightly, ever so slightly, I could see it. But you know, if you look along the wall when you walk in, there's always one if you just dangle it over and just tell everybody to watch, or you can bring gaff tape and just tape it down sort of floor. So no many trips, It'll be fine. So what with your little whatever it is back there? What what surf spots did you come up with? Well, let's see, I too have served in North Carolina by you, the city I used to once upon a time.

38:40 Wow, learn something new every day about you, rebel. I thought you knew that. Yeah, not know that. Do you have any pictures an evidence? Do you have any evidence? I'm sure people do, because. Well that's obvious. That's obvious by some of the pictures I've seen that you've given me. So oh what not very good at surfing? You didn't even know I surfed? Talk? Could you know? I wasn't very good at it? I meant more of the pictures, Oh. Haha, was it taking them? I was in them anyway? So I've also surfed bide away. I just have to say something now that we're on that subject. Sure, when you're filming your lit and when you're filming your lives on Instagram or TikTok or whatever, how many people comment on the grass Because most of one of the videos I watched, most of it, you were just filming the grass.

39:41 Was I doing it on purpose or just there was nothing else to learn? You never know? Oh, the bubbles, the bubbles, the bubbles. You must have been talking about the bubbles somebody at the parade. Was it a nighttime film? I think so. Yeah, it was a parade. It was a parade. We were at the parade, and unfortunately we were standing past the judges stands, so there's a lull in the damp arade. So aside from looking at everybody else, this lady had bubbles. Not just regular bubbles. She had the special bubbles. Tiny bubbles. No, not tiny bubbles, not tiny bubbles. It was bubbles that fill with smoke and when they pop, they go poof.

40:23 So what I was doing was showing people on the grass the bubbles that land on the grass. They eventually pop and then they poof, They smoke awesome. I need one of those things in my life. I had one once. I probably still do have it, but haven't used that machine. That it's a fog machine, fog bubble machine, and I haven't used it in a long time. So I probably selling people on the point of traveling to Louisiana. I'm just saying. They can travel for numerous reasons. But I enjoyed the bubbles. I loved that. I was having a field day with the bubbles. I bet you were. Okay, we're surfing spots for you. Okay, go ahead.

41:03 Off of Naples, There's Santa bell Island. No, off of Nipples, Napoles, Floria dot. So were you when you're surfing you were like twisting your nipples or something. No, I didn't say anything about that. I said, Naples out Nay Naples in Italy, Florida. Oh, in Florida. Yes, it would have been a lot cooler if it was Italy. But it would have been a lot cooler if it was in Italy. But if I went, I probably you know, you never know, I do. I am eligible for dual citizenship though. So how do you surf in Naples? The water is about as flat as can be and you can walk out for two miles without it going above your ankles.

41:47 And Fort Myers and Naples, and there's an island. I think it's called Santa Bell Island. I'm really sure. No, it's called Marco Island. But thank you. There is Santabel, You're Santa Bell and captive the romantic spot spots. And then there's Marco Island, which is off of Naples, right Sambal Captiva is more off of Fort Mars. Well, we went out there and we kind of had a little bit of a e a good time. Wasn't the biggest surf definitely by no means. And I can't surf in. The golf. Yeah, that's that's the Gulf of Naples. I just named it the Golf of Pipe Man. I'm going to name it the Gulf of Pipe Man.

42:33 Might as well. Everybody else is trying to rename it something else. I never know, so believe it or not. Where my daughter lives in the Panhandle, it's known that's a great surf spot, except I'm kind of afraid to surf there. And the reason I'm afraid is because the water is so freaking clear that you can see everything and I'll stand above the pier and within five minutes I'm seeing a whole bunch of tiger sharks and hammerhead and I'm like, yeah, I wish I didn't know that. I wish I didn't know that. I don't want to It's like, okay, so trivia question here, Ding ding ding. If anybody listening, if.

43:16 You were to. Send me a d M at pipe Man Radio on any of my socials, I will give you an opportunity to win tickets. Still Louder than Life? Are you ready for the trivia question? Yes, okay, I'm not ready yet. What were we talking about? Wait, we're talking about go and surfing near Panama City. Oh bye one. By the way, one thought you said nipples too. Okay, so it's not just me. I didn't say that. He thinks that. He thinks you use your nipples to steer.

43:58 If that makes sense. No, no, because there's more weight in ther nipples. So if you lean one way and your nipples going that way, it helps you turn. While you're surfing, lean that way, it helps you turn to you know, you guys can use those things for like balance things. I've never used anything like that for balance, but thank you. For what was I going to ask you a trivia question about Rebel? You were going to ask a trivia question. I don't know what you were going to ask ques you know, no, but what was it about you? I said what it was going to be about. You didn't pay attention? No, you did. You said people can DM you with it.

44:42 Okay, I'll tell you what it is. Okay, it's do you know anybody listening? Do you have me the answer? If you're right, you'll be hoord to win. Tickets are louder than life. Okay, headlined by Slayer, fucking Slayer. Okay, So do you know where the spot is that has the most shark attacks of anywhere in the world? H most shark attacks anywhere in the world? If and and everybody, let's say, if Rebel can actually answer, you can use her answer. I can't answer that question. I mean I would. I'm actually thinking off the coast of Florida.

45:23 But it is off the coast of Florida, it is. Okay, So since everybody already sent in their things and nobody's going to be cheating, and I can I can make sure they're not cheating fish typing. Hold on, well, why do I okay, we have we have we have somebody, we have somebody who win answer. Are you ready? And I'm gonna I'm actually say the answer is wrong, but thank you for playing. It is not farsoa Florida. It's not Closeness Sarasota, but it does have one of the letters of Sarasota in the name of this city.

46:16 Okay, go ahead in Melbourne, you are close. But no, I served there too. I forgotburn It's New Smyrna Beach And actually I watched the show about this, and there's a good reason why that is. Okay, So, first of all, the water is extremely murky. No, the war is extremely murky, and that's usually when you get bit because sharks have terrible vision, so they don't see that you're not food. Okay, then, but the biggie, okay, the biggie is is that's there's actually a black hole there, and so that black hole goes into a deep sea and all of the big sharks, lots of sharks are underneath that bat black hole and they'll come up. That's why you will never ever catch me step foot in that water ever. Like like listen, there's people that surf there but if it's known as the most likely to get attacked by a shark in the world, there's plenty of other places to surf, okay, Like in Costa Rica. They don't even have shark bites there like you. Ever, I don't think there's ever been one there. If there was, it was one in history.

47:34 But you can get bit by a crocodile, So I think I'll take the shark over the crocodile. That's worse. You just can't be near the mouth of the river and then you're okay. So but that's where some of the best surfing is, so you gotta take your chances. Just saying Australia, New Zealand epic surfing. There's epic surfing all over the world. Do you have any other lists? Rebel, hurry up because we're almost done here. Aha, Baja California. Yeah, that's epic. What else? I see? Everything you gots in the United States, which proves my point last week. Get the hell out of this country and explore the world. Man, Okay, you don't know what you're missing. There's some epic crap out there, and here's what we're going to do to make that happen. I have formed something new, did you.

48:31 We're about to launch it. It's called Surf for the Heart. Surf for the hearts. Okay, because here's something interesting. I've had two heart attacks surfing. I'm still surfing. Every time I go into carreologists, he goes, you still surfing. I'm like, yeah, he goes, good because it's good for you. Okay. And here's a thing. In America, we give you a cocktail of all these drugs when you have a heart attack. In France, the medical procedure for a heart attack is they do not prescribe drugs.

49:11 They do not prescribe cocktails. Well maybe good cocktails. They prescribe surfing. So that's what Surf for the Heart is. Is what we're going to do, is we're going to be setting up surf trips all over the world for cardiactations so that they can enjoy life, get spiritual, get physically healthy, and realize that just because you had a heart attack doesn't mean your life's over, and get to explore the world all at the same time. So uh, and then also said Lusahvalusia County. Well that could be true, except one of my best friends lives in Deltona, and there's no surfing in Deltona. But anyway, yes, surf for de heart. Keep listening to a show. Pay attention. We're gonna be launching some trips soon and it's gonna be super fricking cool. You don't have to have any surf experience.

50:19 You don't even have to surf if you don't want to, but you should, and you will become addicted, and that will be your new medicine for stress, for cardiac disease and a multitude of other things. Plus, you know what, when you're out there, you're not doing anything stupid, and you don't have to hear anything stupid. I love when I'm out there in the middle ocean. I don't have to hear anybody's stupid shit. Okay, so we're done here in my stupid shit because the show's over, but we are going to have really stupid shit tomorrow on what the fuck Wednesday? Okay, because what the fuck? Every day I wake up in the morning, I say what the fuck?

51:03 And okay, real quick, was what did I remind you? Rebel to talk about? Sandwich? Sandwich, the sandwich, the New Jersey sandwich. Oh, the Jersey sandwich. Okay, So the New Jersey Sandwich. Make sure to travel to New Jersey and get yourself to Jersey Sandwich. It's a tailor Ham sandwich. That's the brand name for a type of pork roll. You cook it in a pan like you know you're making bacon, and usually it goes on a bun with a lot of times the Kaiser roll with cheese. I never got with cheese because I'm not into that, and you could put ketchup on it that I did do a lot of times it comes with egg too. I always just like the straight up tailor Ham was what I liked. But you can go with egg and cheese and making a whole big thing. You will love it. Travel to the Jersey shore, get yourself a Jersey sandwich, get yourself some zeppels on the boardwalk, and go surfing because there is epic surfing in Jersey too.

52:14 Thanks for listening to Adventures of Pipe main Travel Tuesday. We'll be back tomorrow with what the Fuck? Wednesday, Same Pipe Channel, Same pipe time, one pm Eastern Time, W four c Y Radio, W four c Y dot Com. Later Rebel Go do your Mardi Gras Shenanigans and one roll it. Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin. I'm w for Cui Radio.