Oct. 24, 2024

Pipeman Celebrates National TV Talk Show Host Day & National Horror Movie Day

This week on Season 18, Episode 38 of The Adventures of Pipeman we have some special guests from other shows on The Talk 4 Media Network.   

The show this week falls on National TV Talk Show Host Day. So Pipeman & The PipeNuts will be bringing on...

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This week on Season 18, Episode 38 of The Adventures of Pipeman we have some special guests from other shows on The Talk 4 Media Network.

The show this week falls on National TV Talk Show Host Day. So Pipeman & The PipeNuts will be bringing on various show hosts from The Talk 4 TV Network. We welcome 4 of our show hosts on Talk 4 TV to the show as our expert panel today:

  • Nanette Barto, our resident true crime, forensic handwriting analyst, and Zodiac Killer expert who also hosts Hit The Road Jack, Finding The Zodiac.
  • Dr. Nicole Fortin, our resident TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine) expert and host of The Language of Healing.
  • Christine LaLonde, our resident dating bullshit expert and host of Fifty Shades of Bullshit.
  • Bill Piechocki, The Pet Health Guru and host of the 2nd longest running show on the network, Pet Health Café
This week’s show also falls on National Horror Movie Day so we will all vote and/or argue about our favorite Horror Movies. Comment and tell us what yours is.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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Today is National TV Talk Show host Day. So coincidentally,

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we're doing a TV talk show and we're gonna have

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some TV talk show hosts doing this TV talk show.

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It's also National Horror Movie Day, and we're gonna also

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talk about our favorite horror movies. We had something going

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on before the show where we literally do have the

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Wicked Witch of the West here with us, and I

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think about it, and the Wizard of Oz, as beloved

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as it is, if you were a little kid, that's

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a pretty scary movie. You got a house fallen on,

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a witch, You got a you know, uh these scary

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flying monkeys that grab you and do whatever, and uh listen,

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I mean that that's a horror flick. Okay, it's a tornado.

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We just had tornado four blocks from the studio here

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that ripped apart everything through uh big dumpsters onto people's houses,

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cars onto people's houses. So again, tornado, Wizard of Oz,

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the scary wizard behind the screen. It's all horror. So

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we're gonna bring on some more horror and bring on

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these the pipe nuts and these other show hosts so

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we can talk about all this. And there's there's the

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Wicked Witch of the West right there, speaking of horrors,

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and up on our right is Don Fio. You're wearing

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a witch's hat. How are you not a witch?

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Rebels, scarecrow hunts.

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Oh well, it looks like a witch's hat if you

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have to look that. Clothes and you have to put

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in that close. It's not given the right message. And

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isn't that true. We're going to talk to our dating

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expert about that. Isn't that true? In dating that you know,

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those are things that could be very deceptive. Like me,

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if I was looking to hint on woman, I would

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think she's a witch and I would probably hit on her.

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And then when I hear she's a scarecrow, I'm like, no,

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I don't go that.

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Well, hey, it's just a It's the same in dating

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every day. I mean, what are we going to do

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that's different? Rebel? You wear that fucking hat.

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Hey, at least it's not a white pony hat, thank you.

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So so yeah, well listen for those of you that

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don't know. And she's not going to be happy with this,

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but it's listening to my show over the past eighteen years,

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would have heard this. But she's wearing a black hat.

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But she likes to have sexual relations with people with

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white caps like that. She knows what she wants well

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because she lives in Louisiana. She runs over Louisiana studio.

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I'm a jew, so not I'm not allowed at that

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studio because I'll get Lynn's for sure, you know, but

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rebels very comfortable in that environment. That's why she's got

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the black hat. Okay, Bill, and you can sw birds

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they have no say? Are they talk? Are they hosts

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on your show? By the way, what's that? Are those

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birds hosts on your show? Those are your birds? Ground?

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Right?

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Yeah?

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They do co hosts every now and then. They have

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to get their two cents in, you know. That is

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you know, that's another horror movie, was the Birds?

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Yeah, so I have to ask, Yeah, you had sex

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with Alfred Hitchcock? Is that what you said?

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I'm not even old enough to have done that.

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Then did Alfred h Hedgecock die?

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My one?

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Can you look up that information for us? That's extremely important,

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especially if you're going to talk about National Horrid Day.

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So let me just introduce everybody. Well, I don't need

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to introduce rebel. Everybody knows rebel and they think they

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know rebel, but they don't know. That's why here it is.

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Alfred Hitchcock died April twenty ninth, nineteen eighty.

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Oh so see you were alive, and man, when's when's

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the first time you had sexual relations rebel? Not in

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the eighty.

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Definitely not.

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No, how old are you?

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Like?

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My word introduced? Other people.

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There would give the resourceful information and it's also our

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ambassador on the show of Hispanic relations one one. What

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if people are listening to a show one they can't

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see you waving after after.

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Not watching, that's why they should tune in.

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Right, Well, I guess so, well, they can tune in

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and listen. You know, they can listen on W four

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c y RAU and not have to watch because you know,

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I don't know if they really want to watch. I

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don't know. Do you really want to watch this show?

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I don't know.

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But are we doing on this show? Maybe I'll watch.

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Well, let me tell you what has been done in

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the past, since we're talking about national TV talk show

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hosts day. So there's this bar right below the studio

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that was like the cheerers of Wellington, and like all

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the people in the plaza would go there, all the

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people in town would go there, so I knew everybody there,

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and when I would go on a commercial break, I

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would go stand over the bar and listen to all

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the interesting conversations. Use that for the radio show, and

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it's amazing how many people talk about cheating on their

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spouses in public and think nobody hears them. But you

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know what if I was the spouse standing up there.

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So that's something we could talk about with our dating

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expert over there, who I haven't totally introduced yet. But

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we have had naked women from the pet store in

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the studio on the show. So there's been that rebel.

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What else has there been? Come on? Rebel dead air doesn't.

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Work on radio and terot card readers.

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No, not the boring stuff, the fun stuff. She asked

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about fun stuff. That's all fun, but it's boring compared

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to the other stuff. What's the craziest thing?

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Stories about how many women want the pipe man?

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No?

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Come on, that's the fact we brought on the group on.

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Yeah, so that's you guys. Have have you ever heard

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the group on commercial.

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I think after I introduce everybody, you got to play

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them the group on commercial. It's the Pipemin group on.

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You have to hear the commercial. So, okay, please professional

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TV talk show hosts no to turn her phone off

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during a live broadcast? Okay exactly. I mean I'll accept

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the birds as co hosts, but the phone no. Okay?

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So that actually that is Bill the pet health Guru,

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who I absolutely love and respect. His show Pet Health

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Cafe is the second longest running show on this network,

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next to mine. And he started off with us when

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we began the network like eighteen years ago.

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Wow.

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So absolutely, And yeah it's been a long long time.

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I was a young man back then.

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And you're still a young man. But you look exactly

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the same to me. So I don't know if that's

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an insult or a compliment for whatever, I don't know,

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but okay, So he is the absolute master at helping

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people with their pets to become healthy. The system, just

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like with us humans, is poisoning our pets and he

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gives all the solutions in his show. Pet Health Cafe

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actually part of the brain shout that formed the network.

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The radio station he's on, which is W four HC

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Radio Health Cafe Live and you know, which is our

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all health and wellness station. And he has a place

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right here in South Florida but delivers everywhere. Coolest store ever.

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Only if you like pets. If you don't like pets,

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then I don't know what to do. Fuck off. But

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so anyway, what do you have anything else you want

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to say?

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Right?

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Now bill to all the listeners and view Well.

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The interesting thing is is when you walk into our store,

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it's not a conventional pet shop anymore. It's basically a

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health center. Basically we do all kinds of stuff for

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people as well. Now we actually fifty percent of our

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business is helping people now as well as the pets.

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Because I got complaint after complaint after complaint. My poor

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dog eats better than I do. What can you do?

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And I said, I got a program for that. Well,

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see and see in South Florida here, I think that

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humans do need your help because we're pretty screwed up

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in South Florida. They need your help. Maybe we can

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turn them into animals that are like domesticated, because right

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now they're just like Bible. Can you do that for them?

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The name says it all. It's my Paleo pet. This

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is a carnivore place. That said, where you're gonna get

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the best steaks and chicken in the world.

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Yeah, since we have such a bad iguana problem here

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in South Florida, do you serve guana there? No, I don't.

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I haven't had anybody offer me. But this past week

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we did get in some gator meat.

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Oh look, well I have to ask Wan because I

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know they like to cook iguana in Mexico. Yes, do

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you have a contact one that we could send all

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the products from Florida and feed the homeless in all

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of Mexico.

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Here's the thing. I haven't seen it one is being cooked,

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but I have seen them being turned into Belton boots.

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So oh well, there you go. Well there's like iguana soup.

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I've seen it, and I can't say that I hate

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it because like when I walk outside my place, I

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mean it's like get smart, and those of you old

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enough to know what gets smart is, but you know,

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it's like they're like walking past me the whole way.

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I'm walking like thousands of them. They're everywhere, big, small, wide,

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but it's like, but you know what, they are definitely

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nicer than humans around here. So I don't know what

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to tell you. Okay. So the next guest I want

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to introduce is which I partially did, but she is

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the bullshit Dating Expert or dating bullshit Expert, which everything

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you want to do, okay, And her name is Christine L. Lanman.

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She does a show on KFOURHD radio or West Coast

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station called fifty shades of bullshit, And I'm here to

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tell you I was so excited when her show came

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on because I have been doing online dating for years

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and I'm just gonna say there's more bullshit than there

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is in my group on Okay, so like unbelievable, Like

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I have this thing like okay, So there's millions of

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people on these online dating sites. Is the one place

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that you really do have plenty of fish in to see?

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So why not say exactly who you are, exactly what

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you're looking for so you actually buy it and get

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a match. I don't really get why people bullshit on

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those things. Do that somewhere where there's like two people

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you can pick up on, and so you need the

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bullshait because you ain't gonna get either one of them.

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Is that millions?

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Is that a legit question though, because I actually have

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an answer for that.

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Yeah, I do want the answer.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Most people think that they need to put on

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what people want to hear to get laid. So if

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women are out there saying, hey, I want a relationship,

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I'm looking for the one, then the guy acts like

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that he's the one and he's the relationship guy until

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he gets you laid and then he's gone and it

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doesn't matter to him. It's a numbers game.

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What about the other side, though, because I think the

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women are just as bad, and I think, especially in

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South Florida, the women want to get tell you a

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lot more than the men.

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You know.

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I have an answer for that too.

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The national statistics for herpes is one in four people

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that has herpes. I think in Florida that's more like

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three and four and they're all female, na from them.

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So the Iguanas women are tired of the bullshit exactly. Oh,

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they've decided, you know what, it's time to put myself

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first and it's time to get what I need and want,

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and so we don't care anymore and we're out going. Hey,

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if they're going to get laid, so are we, and

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we're going to walk away and not be not hurt

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about it anymore.

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So Yeah, for us, I think on I have to

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wait to uh introduce the next two because there's no

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more appropriate place then right this second to play the

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pipemin group on commercial. By the way, I've asked Rebel,

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I've called into the show to buy this fake group

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on just saying roll it on.

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It's not fake.

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Are you tired of the same old bed and directa?

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Come visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipeman

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oh nine long and then serve the Pipeman.

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Breakfast and then get the hell out.

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That's the Pipemin group on.

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The group on special is normally one ninety nine, but

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today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Let's just

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call into the show right now five sixty one six

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two three nine four two nine, and you too can

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have the Pipemin group on.

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I had to group on. You should too.

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How about the fact that Thing one, okay, if my

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ex wives are Thing one and Thing two, okay, Thing

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one actually did call into the show to try buy

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that group on I think you know, because okay, so

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it's kind of a ridiculous story. But when we got divorced,

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she's like, I really hope you find what you're looking for.

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You you're letting this is how the pipe main happened. Okay,

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because the pipe Man didn't exist before this. But she goes.

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She goes cause you're like the most romantic person I've

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ever been in my life. I'm just not into that,

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and so ergo. Several years later, my daughter, who by

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the way, Okay, so that adult disclaimer in the beginning show,

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that's my daughter, and she's warning you about listening to

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my show. So I don't know what that tells you, okay,

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but you know she was working at the station and

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her mom calls her one day and says, listening to

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your dad's radio show. What happened to him? He's so

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obnoxious now. He was never obnoxious and married to him

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for twelve years. He's such a player now. And then

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she tried to reconcile with me, ask rebel. Rebel was

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witness a few times. Yeah, if you ever meet her,

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she will tell you. You probably know me as thing one.

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In fact, that might have happened with you one time, Bill,

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because she was working at the station for a while,

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and I think maybe that happened, like she introduced her

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Bill introduced herself to Bill as thing one.

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I don't think I ever had the pleasure of meeting

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her in person after I And that's after we took

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the broadcast into home and then I had the police

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surrounding my house while they were oh we were broadcasting

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when I was doing my rants.

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Yeah, see that, Like so we talk about censorship. We

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don't censor here because listen, listen to pipe Man. But also,

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I mean, you hear some of Bill's shows. Okay, like

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you said, he's not kidding. They surrounded his house because

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the truth he was telling people. So I'm just saying

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that's as far as we're going to go here with that.

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But let's now introduce the next person. We're gonna leave

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the other person for last because they were late, so

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they have to Okay, all right, So I ran into

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the net Aftershock, and you know, we talked about last

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week and that it happened last weekend at after Shock.

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But that's how she got on this network because I

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was I don't even remember what band it was, but

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I was standing up by the rail at Aftershock Festival

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several years ago and I was standing next to her,

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and I don't know how we ended up talking, but

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one thing led to another, and as Bill can testify

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that the consummate salesperson that I am, somehow, by the

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end of the set of that band that was playing,

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she became a show host at our network. Okay, So

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for those of you out there in the world that

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want to know when is the best time, where is

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the best time to sell somebody. It's everywhere, it's wherever

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you are. And so I met Nnette Bartow, and I

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was so interested in what you're saying because she we

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didn't have true crime on the network then, and she

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was the most you know, like educated, informed person on

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the Zodiac killer I ever met in my life. And

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so now she tells everybody about all that stuff, and

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her show is Hit the Road Jack Finding the Zodiac,

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so the net while, don't you tell him the rest

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about yourself?

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Oh my goodness.

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I didn't expect to have to be on an interview.

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I am on a TV talk show. By the way,

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it has pire walking Okay, just saying lacking is great,

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but that's not enough.

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I'm a forensic document examiner and handwriting experts, so I

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look in most cases to determine whether or not an

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author has actively drafted a document or executed a document

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at the same time determining whether or not it is

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a forgery, and I testified to those facts in court.

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I came into contact with the Zodiac case in two

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thousand and nine. I was told to take it on

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for entertainment, and I was actually told not to deliver

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my opinion and I think that when you're told something

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like that, instinctively you know you have to deliver your opinion.

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I made an identification of Jack Terrence, and he is

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my suspect.

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I walked through his life.

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From or from nineteen twenty eight until two thousand and

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six when he passes away, because I find that wherever

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he moves around the United States, there are proximity to

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a series of unsolved serial killings, and he happens to

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be in that area and trained to the degree where

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he could do these things that the Zodiac Killer did,

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like cipher messages and put things in code, and trained

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in three different militaries, hunted bifurcated animals, so all the

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things that we are seeing going along with these serial killings.

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He is very adaptive.

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So what I want to know is this is very important.

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But first I have to mention that one of our

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listeners said sexy scarecrow, So I just wanted to say

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thank you, but I'm not the scarecrow on the show,

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but thanks for the compliment, And so I do have

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one question serious thank you. There are some developments that

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have happened recently that have made me aspire to a

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new career of becoming a serial killer. So what can

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I do to avoid like my handwriting getting noticed or

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whatever I have to do to escape the wrath of

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you figuring out it's me.

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You extort o other people to do with the writing

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for you.

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You don't, don't write.

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To bottom line, It's so simple, Like, see, we need

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to write a book in the net serial Killers for Dummies. Okay,

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and we can use that quote from Christine right there. Okay.

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It's like that, isn't it true though? That people make

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things so complicated? It's it's always just a simple answer,

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And I think that's true in dating. When we get

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back to talking to about the dating stuff with Christine,

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it's like so simple to me. What simple is to

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say exactly who you are one hundred percent, be brutally

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honest about it, Yes, exactly what you're looking for one

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hundred percent being brutally honest about it, and then you

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might actually meet your match. Now I can tell you

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I've been divorced since two thousand and seven. Obviously I

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didn't meet my match up until then because I'm divorced twice.

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But here we are, twenty twenty four. I think I'm

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gonna wait for like the twenty year anniversary or something

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like that. Find who I'm looking for. I'm putting that

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out there in the universe. So somebody take a note

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of that, and we will do a live broadcast that

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day and find out. I can give you the day too,

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if you need the day, okay, and we can find

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out if it actually happens. But that being said, until then,

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I can't really date right now because my back has

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all these big black and blue marks from getting this

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thing called cupping, okay, And so like I think to myself, yeah,

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I'm not going to go out on any dates because

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what if, you know, like Christine put it, the women

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just want what they want and then they take off

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your shirt. It's like, oh my god, those are the

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biggest herpes I've ever seen. So in order to fix

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that problem or create that problem, that's why we have

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doctor Nicole Forton here, who is the host of the

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Language of Healing, but she's also an expert in traditional

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Chinese medicine, which includes cupping and acupuncture. So can I

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have your advice?

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Did you mean herpies or hickeys?

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It might be a little bit of both.

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Yeah.

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What happened is I got that that shingles thing that

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they talk about, and that's what happened. I think. Never mind,

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I never I never got that shingles thing. I wouldn't

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get that that shingles thing. I'm not a fan. Are

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you a man of the shingles thing? To health girl?

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And don't say anything else but yes or no?

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Absolutely not in favor of any of those things.

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Well, there's some things I am in favor of, but

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that's for the dating part of the segment. Uh and

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it could have to do it herpes too, But okay,

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so what what's your advice, doctor Forton?

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What?

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How?

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No, you're not the expert in that. That's Christine's department.

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You're actual topping.

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I have.

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Hickey herpes. I'm all over. I'm like that, How do

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I get rid of them? And what happens if somebody

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gets uh cupping on their private parts? That's what I want.

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Yeah, I mean it's.

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Fire cupping, fire cupping, which means that we use fire

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to heat like create that negative air exchange.

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In the fire cupping make this problem to begin with?

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Yeah, well you had the problem. You were the problem

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to begin with.

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Uh.

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Okay, as long as we've gotten that clear okay, because

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it is National Horror Movie Day today, but I think

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we should just change it the Natural Horror Day because

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of this. This radio TV show today is an absolute horror.

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But go on.

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Yes, well I know the horror I get to read. Know,

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I pop people, I make them bleed, I give them marks.

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It's a fun job.

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Have you ever seen Final Destination?

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Yeah?

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Right?

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Yeah?

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In Christine, are you license and acupuncture so you can

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perform s and M too?

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Not an acupuncture because.

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That's what it sounded like to me sn M when

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she just described, Okay, I.

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Get paid for that your boat. Yeah, I just got

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the best job. She gets to torture people.

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How much do you get paid to torture people? Because

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there's I would do it for free on a few

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people that I know.

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No, they pay extra those free ones.

460
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Yeah no, I just have them like needles where they

461
00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:48.279
don't need them.

462
00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:50.240
Right, Yeah, I know.

463
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:53.240
There's a fine line between like you know, nijitsu or something.

464
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:55.920
It's like you know, you know the points, the points

465
00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:57.720
that will like hurt or heal.

466
00:28:58.079 --> 00:29:04.240
So has anybody ever asked you, okay and children that

467
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:06.559
you were worned not to listen this or watch the show?

468
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:10.119
Please close? Your ears right now. But has anybody ever

469
00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:17.839
asked you to stick a needle in either their labia

470
00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:21.279
or their butthole?

471
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:25.759
Yeah?

472
00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:29.200
Hey, sometimes we all need to heal something.

473
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:32.039
Else now, and you and.

474
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.319
I need to know what this heels.

475
00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:48.119
Here. Before when Nicole was on, did do an episode

476
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:54.039
about butthole stuff? Nothing to do with butthole stuff in

477
00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:54.759
the Chinese.

478
00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:58.319
I don't know, but maybe it's technically it's not the butthole,

479
00:29:58.440 --> 00:29:59.279
it's the peraneum.

480
00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:08.759
And yes, it's the peroneum, saying it's the very Yeah, okay,

481
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:10.759
go on, tell us, tell us about the.

482
00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:13.799
I don't even know what I'm sharing about.

483
00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:21.279
Okay, No, of course, Okay, Well what it's what it's

484
00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:23.880
good for? I mean it's like it's a good reset

485
00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:27.640
for the body. I mean technically there's like things like

486
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:32.000
neuropathy or you know when the body has a lot

487
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.599
of like stress or trauma.

488
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:39.400
Yeah, it's a good if you get poked in the butt,

489
00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:45.319
it's a good reset for the body. I mean, how

490
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:47.599
do cats feel about that? Bill?

491
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:52.720
Oh? God, this is Have you ever had issues where

492
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:54.759
people didn't wash their but holes first?

493
00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:04.160
That ability? But I'm very lucky. Everyone's pretty hygienic and good.

494
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:05.079
I'm not really looking.

495
00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:05.400
I'm not.

496
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:10.759
Gotten that. Lucky's okay.

497
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:13.160
I think they used the days up there so they're

498
00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:13.880
much cleaner.

499
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:16.640
What position do they have to be in for this

500
00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:17.279
to happen?

501
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:21.160
Oh yeah, that's a good question either. Yeah, straight on

502
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:24.720
the back, that's pretty girl. A little bit. Okay, you

503
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:27.759
just spread them and lift. If you got the ball sack,

504
00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:29.279
you got to lift that out of the way.

505
00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:31.960
And if I remember this correctly, you said it's better

506
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:39.319
done as a group activity, right, hold each.

507
00:31:39.200 --> 00:31:39.759
Other for you.

508
00:31:43.559 --> 00:31:45.880
Get a charge extra for that.

509
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:51.000
No, that's that's free service. Just a kidding, just kidd

510
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:54.160
I mean no, you're making me feel and this is

511
00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:59.319
like not professional. Did you think coming on the pipe

512
00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:00.920
man was going to be professional.

513
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:02.799
It's a show.

514
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:06.279
We were talking about scary movies and stuff. It was

515
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:11.000
pretty fucking scary. Yeah I was scary.

516
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:12.920
Okay, so.

517
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:18.359
I'm the scariest one of all. So you missed my

518
00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:21.160
story on fifty shades. One time I went out with

519
00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:25.160
the dude who asked me to lick his butthole, and

520
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:28.599
I thought, well, maybe I'll try it this time, and

521
00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:31.640
I wasn't spared a little worthy. Oh my god, the

522
00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:36.319
extra stuff. No, no, no, I did not because it

523
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:40.960
was really dirty. It had some ssual effects left.

524
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:43.759
And I said, you mean like daniel berries.

525
00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:47.240
No, it's so much a smear.

526
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:52.160
Can I tell you something? I really have my hole in.

527
00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:58.680
But okay, So my son very important time in his life. Okay,

528
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:01.119
he's almost forty now, but in a very important time

529
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:04.160
of his life, like puberty. He comes up to me

530
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:10.640
and he's got this very special question. He's like, he was,

531
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:15.119
very seriously, he's ten, what do you do with the dingleberries?

532
00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:19.079
And so I looked at him with very straightfow, oh

533
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:25.160
my god, and said, you don't shave there? And so

534
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.599
then okay, And to this day, by.

535
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.680
The way, he's supposed to know without you telling him.

536
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:33.160
Wait a minute, to this day, my son brags about

537
00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:36.279
how he invented manscaping, because there was no man escaping

538
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:40.039
back then. But what happens a few days later, I

539
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.599
forgot about it. A few days already comes up to me.

540
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:48.799
He goes, Dan, it really itches, and I'm like, what

541
00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:51.759
are you talking about? He goes, well, I did what

542
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:54.200
you told me. And like when I realized what he

543
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:57.119
was talking about, I just like was dying laughing for

544
00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:00.720
like a half an hour. I couldn't stop, but I

545
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:02.920
did ask them, I'm like, how did you even do that?

546
00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:06.759
Like I can't even imagine how you even accomplish that.

547
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:11.800
So yeah, and I can imagine.

548
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:17.599
That's saved for my parenting coaching call after the show.

549
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:26.960
So seriously, though, Bill, with with Dogs and Cats, do

550
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:30.639
you think acupuncture or things like companying are things that

551
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:33.599
you can do to the animals? And do you think

552
00:34:33.639 --> 00:34:36.400
it's helpful? And I want Nicole to answer the same question.

553
00:34:38.320 --> 00:34:41.360
We find that some of these alternative practices can be

554
00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:44.719
helpful with some of course our approaches. You know, you

555
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.639
basically start out with nutrition. You got to fix that

556
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.679
gut first, because we don't even know what good food is.

557
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:52.360
We don't we don't know how to eat, we don't

558
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.079
know what we're doing. And then we'll try to do

559
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:56.360
it to our poor animals. They can't speak, they don't

560
00:34:56.519 --> 00:35:01.519
have a common language with us, andly it, you know,

561
00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:06.039
we're seeing just too many problems. And that's pretty much

562
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:08.400
one of my show is about, is yelling at people

563
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:14.440
for killing their animals. It's like, you know, it's that commercialization.

564
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:17.280
I mean, you talk about horror seeing an animal suffer

565
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:24.519
because of commercial foods and commercial medical procedures, if you will,

566
00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:27.960
that's a horror show in itself.

567
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:31.280
No doubt. And I have to say, I also, Okay,

568
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:34.599
she's not with me anymore, but I want i'd one

569
00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:38.119
of the best dogs ever that I'd never even wanted. Okay,

570
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:41.320
So my oldest daughter was or Bot mitzvah, and what

571
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:43.360
does she want for a president? She want a dog.

572
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:48.719
So we go to to look and she points out

573
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.760
the dog that she wants, and I'm like, why would

574
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:54.920
you want? Like this is a thirteen year old girl,

575
00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.079
and I'm going, why would you want such an ugly dog?

576
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:02.960
And so in the divorce, the dog ended up in

577
00:36:03.079 --> 00:36:07.599
my custody, but best dog I ever had. But for

578
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:12.360
years and years and years I went by Bill's advice

579
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:18.440
and used Bill's different products of food, real food for

580
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:28.880
real pets. And basically April was a pug. And their

581
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:33.400
average I think, correct me if I'm wrong, Bill under

582
00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:37.559
eating the poisonous food, their average lifespan is probably about

583
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:42.559
nine years. You would listen Nat, and she lasted for

584
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:47.679
twelve years. Yeah, And I attribute that all to the

585
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:50.599
pet health guru right here and so everybody needs to

586
00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:55.559
watch Pet Health Cafe. If you love pets, you owe

587
00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:58.920
it to yourself to watch Pet Health Cafe. And Bill,

588
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.320
how can they do that? And what time and what

589
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:03.480
day can they do that?

590
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:09.239
Live broadcasts are always Thursday at eight o'clock and of

591
00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:13.719
course W four HC. And of course we are on

592
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:16.239
all the other platforms that all these shows are on

593
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:20.679
for all the you know, the replays and that sort

594
00:37:20.679 --> 00:37:24.000
of thing, twenty four to seven. As you said, I've

595
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:27.880
been at it for and of course iHeart radio. You're

596
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:31.760
looking at probably a thousand episodes by now, I'm sure,

597
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:35.840
if not more. Yeah, yeah, So there's a lot of

598
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:42.320
information and that's out there. You know, it's obviously not mainstream.

599
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.000
Let's put it that way, all right.

600
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:48.639
So now let's move over to the West Coast over

601
00:37:48.719 --> 00:37:54.840
there to our our dating expert, well, our dating horror expert.

602
00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:57.800
I don't know if she's an expert in dating, because

603
00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:00.239
I think she's more of an expert in in the

604
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:03.960
horrors of dating and has much more experience in that

605
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:07.960
department I think as well. So, first of all, my.

606
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:11.440
Co host is the expert at the dating that's decent.

607
00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:13.559
I actually know all the horror stories.

608
00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:17.840
So yes. So my question to you is, do you

609
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:21.119
think it would help these men that you're dating, that

610
00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:24.920
you're having these horror stories with if you did some

611
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:30.239
acupuncture and cupping on them. Sure?

612
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:34.239
Yes, not near the butthole, but.

613
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:41.079
They definitely need it near the butthole. If they're horror stories,

614
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:44.519
they they need a big shot in the butt.

615
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:48.960
They need they need the penis poking. See I need.

616
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:57.880
Penis poking. And would you advise anybody? Have you ever

617
00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:01.639
had a patient ask you like they they asked you

618
00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:05.440
to poke their penis because they had erect out dysfunction

619
00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:07.840
and they wanted to use that as a way to

620
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:08.559
cure it.

621
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:12.960
No, not that specifically. I've asked if I can like

622
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:15.280
elongate it, can you make it bigger?

623
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:18.880
Well, that's just called a happy ending, you know.

624
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:21.679
I want to know.

625
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:25.639
I don't think it was like that, like can you

626
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:28.480
elongate it for it? It was just like, hey, is

627
00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.239
there Chinese medicine to make the You know, Chinese medicine

628
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:35.280
has a lot of weird stuff and awesome stuff, but no,

629
00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:38.840
the penis is off limits for sure.

630
00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:40.360
I think I wouldn't it's like that.

631
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:45.079
Do you explain why I actually know the answer, But

632
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:49.400
can you explain in this serious sense why the penis

633
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:51.440
is offline limits to the Chinese?

634
00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:55.800
Oh maybe you know better than me. I don't know.

635
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:59.840
I just think it's just like there's certain areas you

636
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:02.800
don't puncture, but you can cup.

637
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:07.440
You can cup like the tip, My friend, is that

638
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:10.079
cupping a little hot?

639
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:16.280
And then the bruise, Oh my god, silicon bruise. Have

640
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.679
any of you ever had a penis? Have any of

641
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:23.679
you ever had a bruce penis? Because I may tell

642
00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:26.760
you that would end your sex life immediately.

643
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:30.239
Okay. I had a girlfriend that had a bruce who who?

644
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:32.119
And she hold her purple tulips.

645
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:39.920
Did anybody tiptoe through her purple lips?

646
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:40.960
Oh?

647
00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:45.760
Somebody, dude, tipto.

648
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:49.440
It was more like knuckles.

649
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:55.360
So what it as a TV talk show host about

650
00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:59.840
horror dating stories? What is the most horror of fine

651
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:03.440
story you have heard on your show or told on

652
00:41:03.559 --> 00:41:04.000
your show?

653
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:10.760
M Well, I talk a lot about some crazy shit.

654
00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:17.519
I'll tell one of my stories and then you'll have

655
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:19.559
time to think. Okay, and then we don't have to

656
00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:24.639
play the jeopardy music. Okay, So this was I was

657
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:28.119
in my early twenties back before we had phones. Social

658
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.079
media's in there and theet and they had these like

659
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:35.559
little circular magazines with nine hundred numbers in them. Remember

660
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:36.039
that Bill.

661
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:39.000
Yes, So.

662
00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:43.280
I did meet this check off one of them, and

663
00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:46.280
she were it was in New Jersey and she lived

664
00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:50.079
like right by the woods, and she wanted me to

665
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:55.079
take her out into the middle woods and put tire

666
00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:59.079
between two trees like a hammock and use her as

667
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:03.599
a hammock. But you know, and more Abe us.

668
00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:04.880
In a movie once and.

669
00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:09.360
I don't know, but all I thought about was deliverance,

670
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:11.960
and I'm like, I'm not going out in the middle

671
00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:14.159
of the woods with this check because who knows who's

672
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:17.840
waiting out there. And so that's my lesson to everybody there,

673
00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:22.719
anybody that runs into an issue of getting kidnapped or

674
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:25.840
any other issue because they're in the middle of the woods.

675
00:42:26.360 --> 00:42:29.000
Let me give you some advice. If you don't go

676
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:32.679
out into the middle of the woods by you don't know,

677
00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:39.280
and like so if you do, well, never mind, all right.

678
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:40.880
But what's your worst story.

679
00:42:42.519 --> 00:42:45.280
Well, it's a toss up between the guy who pooped

680
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:47.159
his pants in the middle of our date and ran

681
00:42:47.199 --> 00:42:49.239
out the door like a five year old across the

682
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:52.679
street that's left bill or.

683
00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:56.880
That you know.

684
00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:57.440
It was.

685
00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.239
We were on a date where he was going to

686
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.599
give me a massage, and when you started massaging me,

687
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.559
and next thing I know, I'm being four cornered tied

688
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:09.000
to the bed and I thought, oh shit, something bad's

689
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:12.440
gonna happen to me. But actually no, he did it

690
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:19.559
so that he could buildo his own bum. Uh oh,

691
00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:22.880
yeah it was. There was a lot more to her.

692
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:25.719
I go back to the pooping in the pants. Okay,

693
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:29.960
so first of all, you really expect the guy to

694
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.519
say thing like what do you do after you poop

695
00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:33.400
your pants? Okay?

696
00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:35.639
I mean leaving her with a bill that was kind

697
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:36.239
of shitty, you know.

698
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:42.440
No, I was dropped like double the amount of a

699
00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:45.199
bill on the table and like I gotta go. Okay,

700
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:48.559
But that being said, he didn't have to go.

701
00:43:48.719 --> 00:43:49.519
He had already went.

702
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:56.199
Yeah, exactly that being said, I do. There's one question

703
00:43:56.360 --> 00:43:59.639
that I asked a lot during interviews with rock stars

704
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:03.119
at all these festivals. I do and the and the

705
00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:06.360
question is basically one story, good or bad that when

706
00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:08.679
you're like eighty. Now, the bands that are like close

707
00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:11.880
to eighty, I'm bumping up to ninety you know, but

708
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:16.159
uh that you're gonna tell what would it be? And

709
00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:21.239
so the number one answer survey said, like I'm family few,

710
00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:25.679
this is the number one answer is pooping their pants

711
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:31.800
on stage. So apparently, Christine, your your situation was not

712
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:38.800
an isolated experience barely comming. Okay, And maybe you should

713
00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:40.159
have given the guy a chance.

714
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:44.599
Well I might have if he hadn't, you know, shouldn't run?

715
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.119
You know, what could I do? Once he ran across

716
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:50.320
the street like a five year olds with his arms

717
00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:51.239
weaving above his.

718
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:55.159
Head, maybe you should have ran after him and the bill.

719
00:44:55.280 --> 00:44:58.119
I think he was really filming a TikTok is really

720
00:44:58.199 --> 00:44:59.000
what was happening?

721
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:01.719
Be good?

722
00:45:01.800 --> 00:45:02.079
Okay?

723
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:06.960
All right, So tell everybody how they can contact you,

724
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:11.800
listen and watch your show when, where, what time? Socials

725
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:13.360
blah blah blah blah, all that.

726
00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:17.559
Well, it's called fifty Shades of Bullshit. It's about modern dating,

727
00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:21.639
finding love, and finding yourself. We're on Thursday's Live at

728
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:26.480
four pm and anytime everywhere else on iHeartRadio, et cetera.

729
00:45:27.079 --> 00:45:31.159
And they can reach us for ig fifty Shades of

730
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:35.239
underscore Bullshit and by email at fifty Shades of bullshit

731
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:37.760
at gmail dot com, but it has to be a

732
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:42.079
y shyt because Gmail just doesn't like the word shit.

733
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:48.400
I couldn't even post to Facebook today until I realized why.

734
00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:51.000
It kept saying real won't upload real. And I was

735
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:53.920
probably in my whole building here heard me because I

736
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:57.119
yelled fuck so loud. I was so passed. You know,

737
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:02.920
it's like, ah, wonder, I can't say shit? Okay, So

738
00:46:03.320 --> 00:46:06.480
I had to do the why thing, and you.

739
00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:09.440
Know it's crazy, why why why?

740
00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:10.280
Why? Why?

741
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.679
Less of every curse word there is.

742
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:18.719
Right exactly, you have to replace the I with an

743
00:46:18.760 --> 00:46:19.679
exclamation mark.

744
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:24.960
There you go, There you go, well, speak of exclamation marks,

745
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:34.440
Nanette Barto. Okay, so tell us, hey, let's go back

746
00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:39.199
for a second. I want to just send Wait, okay, Phil,

747
00:46:41.239 --> 00:46:44.280
your favorite horror movie of all time?

748
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:51.079
Gee, going way back, way back, because I don't watch

749
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.559
all movies anymore. But A Clockwork Orange was a little

750
00:46:54.559 --> 00:46:55.239
bit strange.

751
00:46:55.960 --> 00:46:57.039
I like the band too.

752
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:04.000
That's interesting. I would have thought pat Cemetery was his favorite.

753
00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:08.159
For that for that time period, because I'm a little

754
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:11.719
bit older than all of you, but for that time period,

755
00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:14.760
that was, you know, more or less what you would

756
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:19.639
call today cutting edge. You know, at uh you know,

757
00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:22.840
there was technologies that we probably didn't even know about

758
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:24.280
and making it that one.

759
00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:27.960
I personally think Rebels porn movie is the one that's

760
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:32.199
the most horrifying of all I'm waiting for.

761
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:34.480
I'm waiting for my copy of that one.

762
00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:38.440
It's on it's on VHS.

763
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:41.639
Okay, it's on VHS.

764
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:45.920
Protects.

765
00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:49.679
Oh yeah, I say that word. I have to say Corn.

766
00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:50.800
I love Corn.

767
00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:56.880
Okay, Corn doesn't love us as long as you don't

768
00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:58.039
chuck it, that's right.

769
00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:03.039
So, Christine, what's your favorite horror movie of all time?

770
00:48:03.559 --> 00:48:10.440
The Shining Yes, he is. He is the badass of

771
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:15.079
all badasses when it comes to horrifying and terrory terrorizing people.

772
00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:18.239
He's scary when he's in normal roles.

773
00:48:18.360 --> 00:48:20.039
I know, I know.

774
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:27.079
Okay, Now in the Neette, we're back to you. Let's

775
00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:30.480
start with what's your favorite horror movie of all time?

776
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:32.719
Let me guess it must be a documentary about the

777
00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:33.599
Zodiac Killer.

778
00:48:35.760 --> 00:48:38.840
I really love horror, but I'm gonna say, hands down,

779
00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:42.400
Devil's Reject in a House a Thousand Corpses good one.

780
00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:44.280
Nice and I love horrors too.

781
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:50.039
I love horn. You forgot the old horse.

782
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:57.039
I'm from Jersey. You don't pronounce that horse.

783
00:48:57.519 --> 00:48:58.840
Yeah, well you live in Chlorida.

784
00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:02.719
Now that means a whole different thing here, not just

785
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:03.559
an appetizer.

786
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.440
Okay, So tell everybody how they can reach out to

787
00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:10.719
you for and all your socials and your and your

788
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:15.039
what do you call it? TV show thingy and uh,

789
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:19.320
your your jack thingy and and all that stuff.

790
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:23.920
Well, you can find my website for any services needed

791
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if you are any service, money.

792
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Any service.

793
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If you'll let me finish my statement having to do

794
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with broad.

795
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Forgery altered documents at www dot Handwriting document Examination dot com.

796
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You can find me every Friday on Dean's Cloves.

797
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Is not a nine hundred number I'm calling right now.

798
00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:49.880
Yes, it's eight five nine Global, MG.

799
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Nine and fifty Shades of Horrors. Go ahead, Go ahead,

800
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and Matt continued Riday's at.

801
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Ten am on all the same channels everybody else can

802
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:06.599
be found on.

803
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:12.079
Okay, doctor Nicole Forton, it's your turn to tell us

804
00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:15.239
what is your favorite horror movie of all time?

805
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:20.599
M horror has scared me so many times that I

806
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:26.719
don't watch it very often. But one maybe that stands

807
00:50:26.760 --> 00:50:27.880
out is like it puts the.

808
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:38.480
Lotion on the skin. Yeah sounds a yeah exactly.

809
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:41.440
And uh so maybe you know, if you're not nice

810
00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:43.880
to meet in treatment, maybe that's what I'm gonna say

811
00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:44.039
to you.

812
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:48.440
Yeah, Edgar, do you see these Canadians they always act

813
00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:51.320
so nice, but that's what they're really all about, okay,

814
00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:51.960
right there?

815
00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:54.760
Or the heller, Yeah, with the needles.

816
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:55.360
I don't know.

817
00:50:55.639 --> 00:50:56.880
Maybe I could.

818
00:50:56.760 --> 00:51:01.239
See I could see Nicole taking the Health Gurus pet

819
00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:04.679
and playing it into that. Well, so.

820
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:10.000
Okay, okay, and then and then you can.

821
00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:15.000
Do experimental Chinese surgery exactly.

822
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.119
That's that's a good topic for another.

823
00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:25.199
It isn't that called the buffet? Away?

824
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:28.199
Okay, go ahead, okay.

825
00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:31.559
And I must Language appealing Language Appealing on W four

826
00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:36.079
w N, the Women for Women Network, and that's Tuesdays

827
00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:38.800
at two pm Eastern Time. And then of course all

828
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:44.639
of the other podcasting replay platforms YouTube, Facebook, I Heart, Spotify,

829
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:50.519
et cetera. And we have at the Pipe Man, so

830
00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:52.800
tune in because it's always a fun time.

831
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:56.320
Yeah, but it's not really all pipe Man there. It's

832
00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:58.719
mostly Dean part pipe Man.

833
00:51:59.000 --> 00:51:59.199
Sure.

834
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:04.920
It depends on is Yeah, glasses are not Yeah, no doubt,

835
00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:09.519
you know, what's funny about that there's a there's a

836
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:11.920
band at one of the festivals I was at recently

837
00:52:12.079 --> 00:52:17.199
that the singer of the band didn't have their had

838
00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:20.039
to take their boots off, and then they went back

839
00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:24.400
to their normal personality, like for real, for real, And

840
00:52:25.000 --> 00:52:27.719
so the the boots were the persona for the rock

841
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:28.599
star persona.

842
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:30.039
So yeah, I believe it.

843
00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:36.960
For me, it's probably more my underwear. But that's for

844
00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:42.480
another show. Okay, So one your favorite horror movie of

845
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:43.039
all time?

846
00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:47.519
I think I'm gonna have to go with Texas Chainsaw Massacre,

847
00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:50.920
which one though two thousand and five?

848
00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:54.199
Oh, forget it? No, the original?

849
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:56.800
No, I never saw the original one.

850
00:52:57.360 --> 00:52:57.880
You gotta go.

851
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:03.159
Maybe fas Yeah, there's no leather face as compared to

852
00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:04.000
the original one.

853
00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:06.159
I mean, I'm just.

854
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:14.280
Saying because the people are not as hot, and I

855
00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:14.719
have to.

856
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:18.320
Say one thing I will have to say is people,

857
00:53:18.519 --> 00:53:21.239
I'm going to give it very important advice to everybody

858
00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:27.599
around the world. If a house ever tells you, get out, Like, you.

859
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.320
Know, my problem with horror movies, like why would anyone

860
00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:32.679
stick around? Like, just get out of there, and then

861
00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:33.920
there's no problem.

862
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:37.719
Curiosity killed the cat exactly because.

863
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:42.079
When I was living up in Jersey, my act was

864
00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:44.960
from Florida. She wanted to go to Ammy wanted me

865
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:48.000
to take her to Amyville House, and I was like, well,

866
00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:50.480
I'll tell you how to get there. I'm not going there.

867
00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:52.280
I'm not going to any house that tells you to

868
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:52.679
get out.

869
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:56.039
You should have dropped her there and left her there.

870
00:53:56.800 --> 00:54:01.119
I really should have. This is the things you learn

871
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:05.280
when you get older, of what you really should have

872
00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:08.199
done in the past to avoid the horror stories. That's

873
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:13.119
the why it comes out. And Rebel, so yes, speaking

874
00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:17.039
of your horror stories, somebody asked you, said, here, Rebel

875
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:21.280
must have some funny date stories. So give us one

876
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:25.480
of your date stories that has to do with your

877
00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:27.000
favorite horror movie.

878
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:31.440
No, no, no, there's no time for that because Rebel's

879
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:33.320
about to have the bounce to the next show.

880
00:54:33.599 --> 00:54:34.960
All right, Well, hurry up and bound.

881
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:38.280
If you guys didn't know, If you guys didn't know,

882
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:41.199
my favorite horror movie would have to of all times,

883
00:54:41.239 --> 00:54:43.400
would have to be Dark Knight of the Scarecrow.

884
00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:45.960
Hello, and Freddy Krueger.

885
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:50.119
Okay, you didn't know Freddy Krueger was an actual movie.

886
00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:52.000
Isn't that a movie? Character.

887
00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:55.880
Oh, well, you know, he could be a character in

888
00:54:55.960 --> 00:54:59.599
my movie, the new One.

889
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.480
Note there's a new freddie O.

890
00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:06.199
It's no not Lately.

891
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:10.519
Yes, it's to Night Mary on Elm Street Movies starring

892
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:12.159
Freddy Krueger.

893
00:55:15.559 --> 00:55:16.440
Corn movie for you.

894
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:19.039
Does anything else that's a dream.

895
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:20.480
Out?

896
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:24.920
There's socials, website or anything that we miss to promote you.

897
00:55:25.519 --> 00:55:26.920
Now have a question.

898
00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:27.840
I have a question.

899
00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:30.559
No, no, I have a question. Before I go for

900
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:33.920
the ladies, how many of you are wearing matching bra

901
00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:35.400
and panties?

902
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:37.280
I don't wear panties.

903
00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:41.400
Raise your hands, Christian answer.

904
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:43.599
Christine can.

905
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:48.519
I asked the reason I asked?

906
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:52.719
Do you know if you wear a pair of matching

907
00:55:52.840 --> 00:55:55.480
Brian panties, you're gonna be the first to get killed

908
00:55:55.480 --> 00:55:56.400
in a horror movie.

909
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:01.480
Panties, because you will be the.

910
00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:07.679
The surprise killer is the one who doesn't wear panties.

911
00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:11.920
And if you're not wearing panties, you're kept around and

912
00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:13.400
not killed because you're useful.

913
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:17.719
So wait, you're saying that mismatching your bra and panties

914
00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:18.960
confuses the killer.

915
00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:22.159
Not a sexy Oh.

916
00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:26.719
All right, well we gotta go now because it's like

917
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:29.079
the end of the show and there's another show coming,

918
00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:32.360
so is there anything else? Real quick? Anybody wants to

919
00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:33.760
shout out to promote themselves?

920
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:37.880
Okay, watch us all tuned into every.

921
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:42.280
Amazing everyone, Bye, everyone.

922
00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:44.559
Thank you, thank you together.

923
00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:49.400
It's awesome absolutely, and thank you for being the best

924
00:56:49.679 --> 00:56:57.440
national TV talk show hosts in the world. Pick national

925
00:56:57.639 --> 00:57:00.960
TV talk show hosts in the world, according to me,

926
00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:07.280
and that's all that counts. So that's it too. Then

927
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:11.360
that's him every week one pm Eastern Time to the

928
00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:14.360
Adventures by before c Y Radio W four c Y

929
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:15.519
dot com. How did you do that?

930
00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:16.639
I don't know?

931
00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:20.960
Oh my god, that's a new feature. Do it again?

932
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:23.559
Had that happen?

933
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:24.159
And I have?

934
00:57:25.079 --> 00:57:26.760
I don't know, but that's not fair.

935
00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:29.239
Again whoa.

936
00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:33.440
Come on?

937
00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:41.000
You need to find out that.

938
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:45.039
Story of all our lives, something else.

939
00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:55.440
That happens to hold on something else? Okay, I think

940
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:58.679
this show is an absolute freaking horror so we better go.

941
00:57:59.280 --> 00:58:03.519
But thank god it's National Horror Movie Day. We accomplish

942
00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:09.400
both feats. A horrible movie on a National Horror Movie

943
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:14.280
Day and a great TV talk show host with hosted

944
00:58:14.360 --> 00:58:17.400
by the best TV talk show hosts in the world.

945
00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:20.840
So thank you for being here. Thank you for putting

946
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:24.239
up with my bullshit and I have a lot more

947
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:28.519
than fifty shades of it. And everybody, take care of

948
00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:31.599
your pets because what you find out in life, the

949
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:35.039
older you guys, they're the only ones that make any sense, okay,

950
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:39.039
just saying. And they're are ones that are loyal, just saying.

951
00:58:39.760 --> 00:58:42.760
And be loyal to Pet Health girl, because he'll keep

952
00:58:43.079 --> 00:58:46.840
those pets around longer. And don't forget if you want

953
00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:49.880
to get the herb get cupping. I mean nothing to wake.

954
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I said that wrong, Okay, No, I definitely love her arkies.

955
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You guys, get it out that keeps on giving.

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Okay, that's it, gotta go. Thanks for listening. Come back again.

957
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If you don't come back, well too bad for you.

958
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Screw off. Roll it one.

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Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patement. I'm

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w for CUI Radio.