April 23, 2026

Pipeman Made it Out of Floatopia Alive, but Not the Studio.

Pipeman Made it Out of Floatopia Alive, but Not the Studio.

Season 20, Episode 44 of The Adventures of Pipeman. Sunday was the annual Floatopia event at Peanut Island. Let's discuss what this crazy event is and what happens after masses of people are out in the water drinking all day and then everyone is...

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Season 20

Season 20, Episode 44 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Sunday was the annual Floatopia event at Peanut Island. Let's discuss what this crazy event is and what happens after masses of people are out in the water drinking all day and then everyone is fighting to get out of the water ... literally. Shots fired. Is that a boat term.

Let's talk about Welcome To Rockville and Sonic Temple coming up soon on The Pipeman Radio Tour.

We will announce the next two guests of Pipeman - The Wandering Jew spin-off where Pipeman Fights Antisemitism Promoting Love and Peace for all. They are going to be big. Think Dennis Rodman and The Law.

Pipeman does not even want to talk about what day it is because they are all dumb national holidays today. Let's see if Rebel can prove him wrong.

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Hi you unto?

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Yes, that's sure. See why bring you your whake up America?

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It's time for the adventures, So fight Man, I'll go

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before supplit I cow with pomp Beach.

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It's number one internet radio station.

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Here's your host, the fight Man.

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Yo.

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It's see adventures pipe Man right here on W four

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C Y Radio. And let's bring on our pipe Nuts.

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We have Studio Nut and swamp Nut. Swamp Nut kind

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of looks like she's doing the show from inside the

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swampson the Bayou. She looks like she's kind of like underwater.

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What's going on over there? Swamp Nut?

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I am knowing.

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It's definitely her Internet, don't you think one? Because even

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she just chopped up. Are you like using your cell phone?

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That's what it's like. Oh better, Yeah, there's something with

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your internet there, Rebel, because you're chopping up too.

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I feel like Artemists two had a better signal on

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the dark side of the moon than she does in

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the dark side of the country.

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I know, right which we're going to talk about her

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dark side today maybe, But first one, can you play

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the Comcast call that I just had? Well, it wasn't me.

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I had Rebel kind of call them for us because

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we're having some issues, and that's why I think they're

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punishing her. That's why she looks like that. Okay, but

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let's just get a little a little bit of that

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phone call.

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Hello, you have called W four C Y Radio. How

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can I help you?

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Hello, I'm going from contest. I have appointment set up

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for you.

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We would definitely like you to come on over to

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the office and take care of business.

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Why don't you I'm sorry, Ma'm May's old book. We

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would have to come next month. Can I please have

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your account number to schedule the appointment?

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Oh?

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Definitely, it's nine nine six six six, Bite me, you blowhole?

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Okay, let me repeat six six six fight me.

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I do not know what you mean.

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Okay, So, and can you tell me who your second

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grade teacher was? For verification please, mister Horny, sorry that

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information is incrected. Please provide the correct information.

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Listen to the Adventures of Pipe Man's Monday through Friday.

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Okay, okay, So now that is what happened. I just

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had to call Comcast because of what happened with Rebel

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there and oh my god, I was talking to somebody

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in the United States. We're trying to fix something. He

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puts me on hold. Okay. Next thing, I know, somebody

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from Singapore or Philippines call and got on the phone. Hello,

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you have been transmitted. I don't know if I can

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do Asian. I can only do Indians, so the Asian

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sounding kind of Indian, Okay, just say it. But maybe

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one could Asian better than me. I don't know. But

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it's like, by the way, I just found out there's

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like a Bali in Miami. Okay, maybe we'll talk about

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that later. I don't know, or a no show. I

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don't know. I just found out bad I'm gonna go visit. Well,

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why why fly twenty five hours? If I can just

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go an hour away. Maybe because it's Miami, I don't know,

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but maybe. But anyway, though, seriously, this woman comes on.

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She's like, hello, my name is and ke Kevin transferred

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to call to me and I don't even know, but anyway,

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she starts it off. After I've been on hold for

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like a half an hour, she starts off with how

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are you today? Okay? First of all, I do sales

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training for people, okay, and one of the things I

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trained salespeople never to do. The number one mistake that

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salespeople make is they make a phone call and they

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call somebody and they how what are you doing today?

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If you're a salesperson you called me and say how

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you doing today, I'm gonna say, shitty, what the hell

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do you want? And then you start off to sales.

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Call it a bad situation. Never ask a question like that.

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So I've been on hold, I have something that's not working,

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I'm already frustrating with your company, and you're asking me

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how I'm doing today? So one I can remember, but

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I want to see, can you remember and pretend you're

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me and tell the audience and rebel what I said

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to her when she because she set me off when

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she asked me, how am I doing today? Gohad, do

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you remember you told her?

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If you you said, it seems like you're not up

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to date what the issue is. But I don't know

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why they transferred me from the US to to the

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Philippines or something.

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Yeah, I just said I out of a country, but

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it was probably the Philippines. Yeah. And then so I'm like,

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you know, it's obvious you don't know what's going on.

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And I've been on the phone for half an hour.

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I'm not starting over, So you want to know where

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in response was rebel.

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Hung up on you?

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Yeah? Hung up on me, like seriously nervous. The other

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problem of hiring people out of the country, they don't

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give a crap. Okay you they hang up on you.

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What's gonna happen? Yeah? Probably nobody at Comcast even knows

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who that person is because it's a boiler room full

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of people taking phone calls. If And that's the problem too,

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is like they know that they know that they're in

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a boiler room full of people and nobody knows which

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one really answered and did they really care? Or getting

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paid like five cents an hour and we don't even

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make pennies anymore.

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Okay, Well, I can honestly tell you they probably don't

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even use their real names because of.

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Course they don't know was probably right, Kevin was probably

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right because he was in America. But yeah, they don't. Sorry,

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go ahead, Rebel, I interrupted, you shut up.

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I can honestly tell you. I can honestly tell you.

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At Disney, for those club vacations and stuff, they tell

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the people not to use their real names.

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Well, I'm telling you, and you just use it. Yeah,

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Well I'm telling you too, Like I was in the

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investment business. All the non licensed people that are scamming people,

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they're told the same thing because then you never get busted.

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It's kind of like you. Yeah, it's kind of like you, Rebel.

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You know, no way's ever going to bust you for

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any of your criminal activity because nobody knows your name,

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and all they know is you you're a rebel that's

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in the Bayou. That's all they know. They can't and

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see what you look like because you're putting that filter on.

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Like when they bring this serial Killers on for an

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interview that are you a serial killer? Are you a

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serial killer? Rebel?

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I played the fifth?

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Oh, Okay, well that that that tells me my answer,

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So can you believe it's all right? Gonna be?

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May?

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What the hell is going on? Why is life keep

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going faster and faster? And then I talked to my

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brother's mom, she's ninety. She's like, wait till you get

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to be my age. It goes even quicker. Like think

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about it, the closer you get to death, the quicker

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life goes. The farther away you are from death, it

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takes forever. So Wan doesn't hasn't experienced it so much

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yet it's coming though, it's coming wand all of a

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sudden you're go wake up and you'll you'll be like,

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where'd the last thirty years go? Like as I rip

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Van Winkle sleeping, I just woke up and I'm third

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years older or whatever. It is kind of what happens, right, rebel.

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Yeah, it does.

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I mean, although the teenage years went really fast too.

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It's like when, oh, for me, man, it's a good time.

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It's too fast.

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Not for me, man, I was too busy with you know,

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the sunset strip days, trying to break my dad, have

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a mental hospital, try and break my break best friend

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to have a mental hospital. It was a pretty slow

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moving teenage years, just to name a couple of the situations.

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Mine's going to go too quickly.

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You know, it does go slow though, before you're twenty one.

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It's once you hit twenty one, you really got nothing

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to look forward to except your insurance rates going down

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at twenty five. Okay, Like it's all once you hit

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twenty one, it's all over. Like what you have to

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look forward to. You already got your license, You already

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can drink alcohol, You can already in the state of Florida,

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get your medical marijuana. There's the only thing you have

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to look forward to is getting old, gray and decrepit.

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That's what you have to look forward to. And dying

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that's a bit what now, If you're really not in

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a good mental state of mind, maybe that is something

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to look forward to. Me personally, I was looking I

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was looking forward to Dolores passing jan Do you want

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to tell them what dolorus means? Even though that's Italian,

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it's the same in Spanish.

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It means pains yep.

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That that was that was my that was me, Madre.

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That was her name. Go figure. Her parents knew, they knew,

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and they named her Dolores and she she was in

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pain and gave everybody else pain for the rest of

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her life. Kind of like you, rebel, that is not me.

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Rebel is pretty nice when she sleeps. That used to

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be my That used to be my dad's lide. He

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always would say, yeah, you're you're, you're, You're really good

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when you're sleeping. He also there's a we call him

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in my family to richieisms because his name was Richie

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and uh, he had a few of them. One of

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them was, I'm gonna turn this fucking place into a warehouse.

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You know.

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It's kind of like I guess it kind of means

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like you're at a restaurant, the nightclub and you're just

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gonna turn the place topsy turvy upside down.

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Oh so people are not coming in with fork lifts

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and you're telling people what to do, what to carry over.

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No, no, they're not gonna make no, no.

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Not.

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Actually, my dad was not manual labor dude. He wasn't

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actually good, although he was a GC. But that was

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what was so funny, is he he was so not

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the manual labor person, but he was a general contractor

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because originally he was one of the original ten men

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Did you ever see that movie on No, did You Rebel?

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You guys see it with Richard Dreyfus and Danny DeVito.

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It's about the old school illuminium signing salespeople, and specifically

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in New Jersey because it was a big thing in

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New Jersey. So and I watched this movie. You gotta

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watch it because some of the tricks they did in

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the movie, I'm like, oh, my dad told me about that.

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My dad like, they used to do these things back

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in the day where they would put this is great.

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They would put a real estate sign on somebody's front

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lawn and it would be their number to call, and

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the owners would call up and be like what the

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fuck blah blah blah blah blah. And that's how they'd

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get in the house to pitch them the aluminum siding.

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Here's the funny thing, my dad said shortly before he passed. Okay,

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so you saw this aluminum signing and vinyl signing to people,

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you know, because it would make your house last longer

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because of the winter and the weather and stuff like that.

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But they didn't really I don't think they really believed

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it would work. Why not all that? I just noticed

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one you should have told me, and then I'll finish

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Richard Mars, who used to have a show on our

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station here. He said, never yell at me, he said,

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never yell at these people. I didn't yell at her

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yet she didn't give me a chance. She hung up first.

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And their name isn't Steve. You mean their name isn't

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John Smith. I love when they're like from India or

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Philippines and their name is John Smith. Oh really it's

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John Smith. Okay, great. I'm not sure what the meth

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lab part was because I missed that part. Maybe so

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you can reiterate what the meth lab thing is. What

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I said that was a meth lab. And like a

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roll of toilet paper? Do you guys know what that

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one means? Because we were talking about a bunch of stuff,

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I didn't pay attention in comments unfortunately at the right time.

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Do you know what like a roll of toilet paper means? Rebel?

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Is he describing a tampon? Is that what? Here's what

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a tampon is? I think I think a tampon what's

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left when you pull out the center part of the

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toilet paper roll and use it to make a marijuana

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pipe and then whatever's left. That's the tail bud.

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Well. I think I think that's why the toilet paper

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has the hole in the middle, because they take it out. Yeah,

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put the cardboard in, and that is a tampon.

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Oh there you go.

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Okay, ladies, if you're ever in need for one of

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those things and you're out, please feel free just to

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do what they suggest. Pull the middle part of the

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toilet paper out, some stuff, some toilet paper in it in,

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just stick it right in there.

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I was just thinking, is something. I was just thinking

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something because I'm going to be talking about some Jewish

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stuff today and I was just thinking of something like. Okay,

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so the Orthodox Jewish people they wear they're talis with

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the fringes coming down, and it kind of looks like

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a string. Okay, So my question is, is in twenty

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twenty six, forget the fact of whether we should have

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unisex bathrooms or not, Like, how do we tell whether

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that person with the string is a transgender with a

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tampon or a jew?

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No? No, you need to stop.

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Stuff. What Like, I want to know if I see

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a string hanging, I don't well pull on it and

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it happens to be a tampon.

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How often do you just go around pulling on strings

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on people?

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Oh?

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People pull people's strings all the time. Okay too, especially

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our especially are our politicians.

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Oh my god, Well I think they're the ones on

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the strings.

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Well yeah, and everybody else. Okay, So all right, here's

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what I want to do next, and then we're going

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to talk a little bit about about other things like

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Jews and anti Semitism. And for those of you that

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are now really excited that you get to hate on

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Jews coming up, No, that's not going to happen. But

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I'll tell you what on the new show pipe Man

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the Wandering Jew. If you hate Jews, I challenge you

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to come on my show and debate me, or let

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me kick the ship out you wanted to do, I

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don't know. If you hate Jews, I'm gonna kick the

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ship out. Okay.

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I still don't understand why anybody would hate a type

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of person. I just don't get it.

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There's no need.

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Is there nobody that you hate? Rebel?

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There's a few, but there is, just because of who

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they are and not what they are.

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Okay, well, who are they? Well we already know you

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don't you know? I can't Okay, so.

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I didn't know his affiliation. Once I found out, I

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was out of there.

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Okay, but doesn't that stayin live with you for like

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the rest of your life.

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No, he didn't get anything on my clothes.

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I mean yeah, the stains stuck inside you. It's like, no,

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We're like it's like sitting there like glued onto your

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Philippian tube. Know that pain that you keep having, that's KKK,

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stayed in your Philippian tube. Now do you know when's

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the last time you were in your Philippian tube?

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Well, you know, I've been to the doctor since. Thank you.

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Talking about another EA, and talk talking about another EA.

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Not Phillopia but float Topia. Okay. We had the annual

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Floatopia here where, right near the studio and Singer Island. Well,

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not Singer Island, but Peanut Island, just off of Singer Island. No,

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that's not the island where our former co host Peanut lives,

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although it's small enough to occupy her for sure. It's

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it's little island used to be a like a military base,

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and now it's a place you can it's kind of

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you can what you call it camp. That's what I

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was working for. I'm looking for camp you can camp there,

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but everybody goes out there. No, legally, you have to

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get permit. You have to like, you can't just show up. Uh,

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they have a ferry out to it. I say people

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should just have to swim. It's not really that far

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and when it's low tide you can almost walk there. Okay.

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The alligator problem is where.

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The ocean, So there's no alligators there.

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It's not the ocean though, No, it's where the ocean

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and the inner coastal meet. It's really in.

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There's no alligators there.

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They are in practish it is practised, or or gators

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in there, Like come on one, you never went like paddle

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boring and kayaking or anything.

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You've never seen an alligator there. That's why I'm saying

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there's no alligators there.

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Well, there's too many people and boats and everything. So

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the deal is it's kind of nice, uh, you know,

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because it happens most of the time, but then they

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make this one day a year where it's an actual event.

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Like people think that it only happens once a year,

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but this place is always packed. But they have a

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they have a pizza place that has a boat. They

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deliver pizza to you. They have a they have an

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as e bowls. They have these motorized tiki bars that

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are like boat tiki bars. You could get pretty much

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anything you want. And for Flotopia, it gets ridiculous. Okay.

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First of all, you know, I was going with somebody.

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It started at eight in the morning. They had a

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pre party the night before, but this person wasn't coming

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until later, okay, And so I'm like, oh, I gotta

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look at the app, look at the group now to

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see what I'm going to do about parking. Because here's

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the thing. Okay, I'm very close to it. I could

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literally paddle board over there, but it's like four miles

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from the one end of the island to the other

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to paldleboard there, and a couple things happen. I know,

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I've experienced it before. I have actually paddle board to

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Peanut Island, and what has happened is a couple things.

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One time, it was with my grandson and it turned

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into low tide and I had to pull and we

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were in the kayak actually that time, not the powerboard,

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and to pull him in the kayak all the way

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back because the tide was so low. Because the heir

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and coastal where I live. When the tide's really low,

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you can sometimes actually walk out, like way out, and

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when the tide is high, like the other night at

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the end of low Topia, the tide was high. I

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went for my thirty minute walk, and literally I was

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on the sidewalk, and if I stepped off the sidewalk,

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I'd be in the inner coastal, like it comes up

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that far. If there's a storm, I'll come up right

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on the street. But the other problem is is when

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you have the riptides, which that area has a lot

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of riptides, sometimes it's very hard to get anywhere. Like

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there's times I've paddle boarded down that way and like

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the minute I stopped paddling, like just to take a breath,

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like literally for a second, I'm all the way back

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where I started, and then I gotta do it again.

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So you have to be consistent. Just keep going, keep going.

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Now I'm already, by the way, at this point, I'm

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already damaged because I did my acrobatic trip in the

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office hanging something when and the chair. It's funny, I

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had a psychic vision. I didn't listen. Always gotta listen, Askuan,

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I said to him, I said, after I did it

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a couple times, I'm like, you know what, I really

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need to bring the step stool in here because I'm

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gonna go flying. And yeah, right, And did I say

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that or.

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What his last famous words were, I hope I don't

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bust my ass.

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Exactly exactly, and so of course I'm under safety protocol.

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Wan went to lunch and I decided while there was

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nobody here under safety protocol, you know, I get something

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in my head. I gotta get done. And so there

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was this one swun wall. I had to hang something

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and it was a little out of my reach even

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on the chair, and the wall turned out really hard.

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I was using a thumbtack. Okay, had I not been

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using it? Well, No, what happened was most of the

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time you just push an instant. So and I saw

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it happening while I was up there too. I knew it.

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It kept coming in my head, that voice kept coming

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in ahead. No, I gotta get done. And and and

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I forgot to bring the step stool in even after

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it happened once and I thought you were going to

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bring this step stool it. So I push on this,

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I push on this as I'm stretched out, like because

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I can barely reach. So I'm on this rolling chair

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stretched out, I push on the thumbtack and it's not

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really going in, so I push harder. I'm like, push

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it real hard, and then all of a sudden, the

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chair starts rolling. I'm like, oh fuck, because it's like

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one of those scenarios that once it starts going, you

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don't have very many choices. Okay at that point, okay,

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it's like it's like it's kind of like I really

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know what it's like that if you were to fall

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off the balcony of a high rise building would feel

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like to be in the air falling to your death. Okay,

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I think you have a little.

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Bit more time from a high rise building than a chair.

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You might see a little bit more of, you know,

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the life flash before your eyes.

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So basically what I did was, you know, and I

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am an expert at falling from surfing, skateboarding, roller skating,

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ice skating. You know, that's one of the first things

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you do is you learn how you fall. Okay, So

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it could have been very disastrous in the place it

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was too there were a lot of things that I

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could he could have came back and it could have

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been a lifetime movie where my head split open and

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my family's thinking he killed me. But it was really

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just my stupidity, you know. And so I'm rolling back

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and I'm like, I'm surfing the chair and then I

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felt it coming out from under my feet, and so

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I just went flying and I landed perfectly flat on

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the ground on my back a little bit perfectly. So

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I did bruise my elbow because I used the elbow

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for support. My I'm wearing this today. I haven't been

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wearing it yet. One even said, what happy your wrists?

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So like I used the risk for support, you know,

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when I was falling, and I and being me, I'm

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using it ever since, so it's not really wasn't really

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healing sight decide today, you know, maybe I should put

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this on soul stop me from using it, you know.

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And and then I bruised in my back ribs luckily

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because I went straight on the back on the hard

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floor here. And uh, that's not the first time it's happened. Uh,

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when I fallen on my back number one, because like I,

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when you skateboard or skate sometimes your feet go out

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from under you and you do the same thing so

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I'm used to it, you know, protect your head, that's

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the key, protect your head, you know. And so anyway, uh,

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and then ask Jan when he came back in, and

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I'm like, you missed it, And.

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I was the first thing I asked him was it

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wasn't are you okay? It was do we geek workers come?

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He said no, that is what he said, because he'll

454
00:27:12.279 --> 00:27:15.599
tell you too. Like, okay, So there was a bookshelf

455
00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:17.599
right there. A bunch of shit was knocked off the

456
00:27:17.640 --> 00:27:21.880
bookshelf as I went flying. Uh. The chair actually was

457
00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:25.599
like there's a very narrow area between the conference table,

458
00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:31.160
my light for that doing the show, the wall, the window.

459
00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:36.039
Like I perfectly landed, okay, because any other land that

460
00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:38.880
I did at my desk, any other land I could

461
00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:42.440
have really been dead, because there were some serious things

462
00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:43.359
I could have ran into.

463
00:27:43.799 --> 00:27:45.680
Well that there was a lot of furniture around you

464
00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:50.319
that you could have banged your head into corners. Yeah.

465
00:27:50.359 --> 00:27:52.759
But the thing, the weird thing is that we couldn't

466
00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:56.680
figure out is why the chair went around the conference table.

467
00:27:57.200 --> 00:28:00.319
Yeah it did because I and I know why. And

468
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:04.680
also the conference stable was moved, you know, but it

469
00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:09.640
went around because when I went flying. That's my feet

470
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:13.200
kicking the chair so that I don't fall on the chair,

471
00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:16.759
because that's the part I'm always worried of. So now

472
00:28:16.759 --> 00:28:20.400
we'll get back to you, rebel. Okay, So rebel saw

473
00:28:20.519 --> 00:28:26.119
something And what was your response, Rebel? What do you

474
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:31.160
mean saw something about this? About falling? Yeah, hanging something.

475
00:28:32.079 --> 00:28:35.720
This is not his first go round with this office

476
00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:39.079
falling things. Okay, you would have thought he would learn

477
00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:42.920
the Oh the opteenth time he's done this, But it's

478
00:28:43.039 --> 00:28:46.839
always the same. The last time, I think you broke

479
00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:51.039
your wrist, you hit the file cabinet, disturbing the ashes

480
00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:54.039
that dolorous you know, Delarius was in the file cabin

481
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:57.079
and disturbed her and he goes to the doctor and

482
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:59.359
they call it, you know, that sea thing that we're

483
00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:01.039
not allowed to talk talk about on the radio.

484
00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:04.440
Oh yeah, so I gotta tell you about this one.

485
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:09.160
So it did happen during the sea, not the big sea,

486
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:14.079
the little sea. And so what happened was is I'm

487
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:17.000
in the office by myself, because you know it was

488
00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:20.119
the sea thing, you had to be by yourself, and

489
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:23.559
I climbed up on top of those two following cabinets

490
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:28.480
in here, one and so that's pretty stable actually. And

491
00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:31.359
then I had the chair that I got on, the

492
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:34.079
wheelie chair that I got on to get onto, it

493
00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:37.640
was sitting right there. And then there was another wheelie

494
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:42.720
chair by my desk. And see here's the lesson to everybody.

495
00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:47.160
You gotta be very very aware of what could happen.

496
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:51.359
I'm always aware of what could happen. Okay, So I

497
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:55.359
was very aware. So when I started losing my balance.

498
00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:59.000
First of all, thing you learn when you're falling, don't

499
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:02.680
fight it. Like when you wipe out on a surfboard

500
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:06.480
or a paddle board, like powerboard especially, they tell you

501
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:09.279
to make sure not to fall on the board. Like,

502
00:30:09.400 --> 00:30:13.039
so you're wear these things surfboard, if you know you're

503
00:30:13.039 --> 00:30:17.279
gonna wipe out, you dive off like you don't sync

504
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:22.240
with the ship man. And so in that scenario, I

505
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.000
have to say, I'm very impressed with myself what happened

506
00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:30.240
at that period of time because basically I went flying

507
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:38.359
off the off the filing cabinets and I saw I

508
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:42.319
was midair, I saw the chairs. Okay, see I've practiced

509
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:45.240
in this, you know. I climbed seventeen I climbed up

510
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:49.440
a marshall stack and did a stage dive at a show.

511
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:52.440
The crowd moved and I hit teeth first into the

512
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:57.240
Linolean floor and knocked out my teeth. So from then on,

513
00:30:57.400 --> 00:30:59.559
I've learned that you have to pay attention when you're

514
00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:04.720
midair of how you're falling. You can't just fall. And

515
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:06.640
so that's why I did, and I did like this

516
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:11.799
acrobatic movement air to avoid two chairs that could have

517
00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:16.200
seriously hurt me, like seriously because I could have hit

518
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:20.119
the chair, flipped over, hit the desk, who knows. So yeah,

519
00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:22.960
Then I go to get checked out, which is where

520
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:26.559
I got and got this thing at the urgent care.

521
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:32.480
And I walked out of the place. You know, my

522
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:36.160
wrist was sprained, I think it was or fractured or something.

523
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:39.279
And I walked out of the place and I read

524
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:44.839
the report and the code because and I had to

525
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:48.000
call the insurance company for some reason I can't remember

526
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:51.440
because and they're telling me the code I didn't know,

527
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:56.160
and the code was the code for C. So I

528
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:01.079
went in with a fractured wrist and no other symptoms,

529
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:06.119
and the diagnosis code they used for my insurance company

530
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:09.319
to make more money was the C word.

531
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:11.640
See you next time.

532
00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:17.599
Yeah, no, not that one, the see you the see

533
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:25.319
you over, let's see see you over. What's that female

534
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:31.240
part that starts with v rebel the vulva or the

535
00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:44.039
see you over the vulva? I I dick. So anyway,

536
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:50.519
oh my god, So yeah that I was like, I

537
00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:52.359
was like, holy crap, it's true.

538
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:55.519
Like the big question is were you hanging the same

539
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:56.559
picture at the time.

540
00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:00.720
No, but I will tell but I will tell you

541
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:04.119
that there was a time I really did have to

542
00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:09.720
see in January of twenty twenty, and that in my

543
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:14.279
record says unidentified organism. So if you really have c

544
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:17.799
you get unidentified organism. If you have.

545
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:20.279
They only write it down when you fall off a chair.

546
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:28.200
Exactly exactly, because that's how they help businesses stay away

547
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:32.200
from Workmen's com claims like.

548
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:34.039
Well you should maybe you should have specified that you

549
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:34.680
didn't have that.

550
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:41.400
I probably should have. I never respected it. Now I

551
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:44.720
know the next time it happens, now I know. Okay,

552
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:45.799
all right, so.

553
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:49.240
One, just waitay, one, just for your protection, anytime he

554
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:52.359
talks about hanging stuff on the wall, make him sign

555
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:58.559
something beforehand, so you know, when he is found his

556
00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:03.000
head split open and all of this, take his blood

557
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:04.599
and write your name on the wall.

558
00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:08.480
If you make we are men, we are men. If

559
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:10.159
you want to hang something on the wall in and

560
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.920
office using off his chair, it has wheels. What's the

561
00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:13.800
wars that could happen?

562
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:14.039
Right?

563
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:19.440
Another guy's not gonna tell you do that? Be shut up?

564
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:28.480
You would see today I climbed on top of a

565
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:30.480
desk and I asked him and some I'm climbing on

566
00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:33.679
that is this one stable? He's like, it's a little sketchy.

567
00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:35.960
I'm like, well, can you just at least sit there

568
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:39.079
in case I go flying. I didn't ask him to

569
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:41.840
do anything, just just with.

570
00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:44.880
This, with this, maybe I should have him to sign something,

571
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.920
because like, can you imagine if like the paramedics come

572
00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:51.519
and it's just like a Hispanic guy standing over a Jew.

573
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:55.360
Telling you have him signed something?

574
00:34:57.079 --> 00:34:59.880
It could be it could be a rebel from louisianast

575
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:03.079
in and over a Jewish yankee. Hey, that could be

576
00:35:03.079 --> 00:35:05.800
a problem. That could be a serious problem.

577
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:10.440
How do you explain that right to get the report?

578
00:35:10.519 --> 00:35:12.880
How do you explain it? Wild sex?

579
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.559
Well, I've also learned some things because I've been watching

580
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:20.679
about this and the staircase. I watched both the drama

581
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:24.880
show and the actual documentary. And I've learned a lot

582
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:28.119
of how you can throw somebody or beat the crap

583
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:29.880
ass somebody and make it look like they just fell

584
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:34.239
down the stairs. That's what the beauty of documentaries.

585
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:37.599
On that stairs to figure out how to make the

586
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:40.880
person go to the top of the stairs, and.

587
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:42.480
They don't need to go to the top of the stairs.

588
00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:43.760
She only that.

589
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:47.639
Person that it only went up a few stairs according

590
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:51.360
to his story at least okay, and he did, I mean,

591
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:53.400
he did have to serve like ten years in prison

592
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:56.360
on a life sentence without parole, but then he got

593
00:35:56.400 --> 00:35:59.800
out on some bullshit big that they have. I forget

594
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:04.039
what it was called. But where you plead guilty but

595
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:05.360
you're not pleading guilty.

596
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:09.119
Oh oh, no content.

597
00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:14.000
No, it wasn't no contest. It's like a confer It's

598
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:20.199
a thing where you're pleading guilty but not admitting guilt.

599
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:23.880
And it's not no contests. It's not no contest. You're

600
00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:32.960
literally pleading guilty, but you're not verbally admitting you're guilt. Okay,

601
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:36.719
you're not admitting that you did it. You have to

602
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:39.360
say yes when they say are you guilty? But you

603
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:44.360
don't have to say you did it, you know. So

604
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:49.039
anyway I think about they keep coming out with all

605
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:55.599
these documentaries on serial killers and will I'm like, man,

606
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:58.880
I am this is like I'm going to school. I've

607
00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:02.360
been watching so many of them recently. They're so educational,

608
00:37:03.840 --> 00:37:04.599
just saying.

609
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.000
All right, so are you feeling a little uncomfortable being

610
00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:09.000
in the same office with him?

611
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:13.239
Now? One's okay because he's Mexican. I won't bother him.

612
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:14.679
I like latinos.

613
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:16.159
Okay.

614
00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:19.039
If if you're a redneck from Louisiana, that might be

615
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:19.880
a different story.

616
00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:24.800
Yeah, please come. We know how that report's gonna go.

617
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:27.599
Okay, I do have to bring something up. And if

618
00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:31.719
this person hears this, I just wanted to know it's

619
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:37.639
all in fun. Okay, but I was okay, So let

620
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:41.840
me ask you a question one okay, let me get

621
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:44.079
back to a flotipia and remind me to ask you

622
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:48.079
the question because it's kind of related to question. It's

623
00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:51.519
kind of related to I won't if he reminds me,

624
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:56.119
I won't forget. Okay, just remind me I had a

625
00:37:56.199 --> 00:38:02.920
question for him having to do with rednecks. Okay. So

626
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:09.239
here's the thing. It's all tied together because Flutopia. Okay,

627
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:13.199
so I'm all, I'm all damaged with a bruise ribs,

628
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:19.119
sprained wrist and bruised elbow and I'm not going to

629
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:24.199
miss out. I got serious, fomo man, Okay, it's Flutopia.

630
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:29.039
I'm going. So I went and carried my paddle board,

631
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:34.519
paddled my paddle board as if I was one hundred percent,

632
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:38.199
because that's how I roll went to Flutopia. The place

633
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:42.599
was a madhouse. It's actually better to have a paddle

634
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:47.280
board than a boat because the boats can't really get

635
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:50.239
through certain areas, and then low tide comes in, which

636
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:53.239
is what happened. You're stranded. There were so many boats

637
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:55.679
that were just stranded because they were on a sandbar

638
00:38:56.039 --> 00:39:00.920
when light and low tide came in. But it was

639
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:04.519
pretty cool. It was a lot of fun, and I

640
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:08.920
did listen to my psagic energies this time because I

641
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:13.119
was with somebody and we decided, I said, sometimes think,

642
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.760
I think maybe it's time to pack it in. So

643
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.960
there's always shit that goes on every year with this

644
00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:25.360
flotopia because people are idiots, especially in Florida. And listen

645
00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:29.360
on that side of the Island. You're in the ghetto, okay,

646
00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:32.880
on that side of the bridge, So things are going

647
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:35.199
to happen. So what I was saying earlier too is

648
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:38.480
I was checking the group just to see where I'm

649
00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:42.079
going to park. I luckily did get parking, but basically

650
00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:46.960
people were talking like there's no parking left, and somebody

651
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:50.599
said somebody was asking about where to park. Somebody said,

652
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:53.280
you might want at this point try you're in late

653
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:55.519
you might want to try lake Worth Beach. Now lake

654
00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:59.719
Worth Beach, by the way Rebel is about forty five

655
00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:06.960
minut it's from Peanut Island. Somebody else commented, Nope, lake

656
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:12.239
Worth Beach is already closed. There were parking lots closed

657
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:15.480
from forty five minuce south and forty five minutes north

658
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.320
to get to this floatopia thing. And then you know,

659
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:22.239
you got the dropping your boat in the water. But

660
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:26.840
here's the problem getting the boat out every year, it's

661
00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:31.159
a problem. You have a people, bunch of people drinking

662
00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:35.199
all day long, all day and listen, they have a

663
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.599
lot of cops there. I even read something They're like,

664
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:39.679
the cops are going to wait till you pull your

665
00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:42.639
boat out of water and then pull you over. You know,

666
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:48.159
for drinking, for yeah, yeah, no, for drinking, you know,

667
00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:51.639
and drinking and driving a boat and driving your car.

668
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:53.960
But they don't want to leave the boat in the water,

669
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:56.079
so they have to lift it out. So they let

670
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:58.360
you pull it out first so that they don't have

671
00:40:58.440 --> 00:40:59.960
to do the work and they can just tow your

672
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:06.679
boat away. But you know, so this year, I would

673
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:10.159
say about an hour and a half to two hours

674
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:14.079
after I got water and was already home, it was

675
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:17.440
all over the news. I saw videos of it. In fact,

676
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:20.119
one can you see if you can pull up a

677
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:27.960
video of the headline would be gunshots fired at Flotopia.

678
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:32.719
So basically there were some gunshots. I saw some fights

679
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:35.719
on the video. I wasn't there, and it was all

680
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:39.159
at the boat ramp, all at the boat ramp, you know,

681
00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:45.760
and so like people leave early, get away from the idiots,

682
00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:48.679
and that I did the next thing about the question,

683
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:49.559
but go ahead.

684
00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:55.079
Okay, So flotopia is all about water, Why would you

685
00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:58.480
want to bring gun to where the water is?

686
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:02.840
They weren't the probably people from the projects coming in

687
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:06.159
there because that's where it's right near the projects. And

688
00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:07.880
did you find the video? One?

689
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:12.960
I found one, but it's from a news outlet. Uh five,

690
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:14.840
I don't care.

691
00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:21.320
Let's play it. We'll give them some promo. Let me

692
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.320
and let's keep us on. Put us to side so

693
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:26.679
I can, I can uh narrate it.

694
00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:31.280
Don't forget. You have to ask one quick.

695
00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:37.559
I know that'll be right after this video. Come on one.

696
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.639
We don't have all day here.

697
00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:44.840
Look at that. Thousands of people will pack the islands waters.

698
00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:47.159
But what's started off with a nice day ended in

699
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:53.199
arguments and gunfire. Floating on Sunday along the shores of Penut.

700
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:55.880
Islands, everybody was getting along a fun.

701
00:42:55.719 --> 00:43:00.599
Time at floatopia churned into disorder. Trying to scrown.

702
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:03.639
Took a video of the fights as voters trying to

703
00:43:03.639 --> 00:43:06.519
get back on shore. There's always a disagreement that the.

704
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:12.119
Boat, he says at one point, disperse.

705
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:13.679
For long time.

706
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:16.559
Voters, twenty years, I've been coming to island, and this

707
00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:17.920
is the busiest I've ever seen.

708
00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:18.559
It felt like.

709
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:21.880
Jaja Boo have another on sanctioned event.

710
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:22.639
That's Sunday.

711
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:26.880
I think is a little bit more. Oh, I gotta

712
00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:28.480
go Boca Bash this weekend.

713
00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:32.440
That party has been criticized for dangerous behavior and.

714
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:36.400
Trash being done following recent bashes. We spoke after the buc.

715
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:38.800
And they said they have a zero tolerance policy for

716
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:39.440
that event.

717
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:41.840
Out here to try and mitigate any sort of.

718
00:43:41.840 --> 00:43:49.000
All right, that's just we don't care about Boca. Screw them. Okay, one,

719
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:54.159
here's my question. You're Latino, right.

720
00:43:56.119 --> 00:43:57.800
This is a question about rebel.

721
00:43:58.519 --> 00:44:03.679
Well, yeah, Mike, question to you is how many Latinos

722
00:44:03.679 --> 00:44:11.320
are rednecks? None that I know of, That's what I Listen, Okay, listen.

723
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:14.199
Oh she's gonna be pissed at me, but she's probably

724
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:19.519
working and not watching this. But okay, So there's this

725
00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:23.960
woman I met. She's totally cool, but and she's a

726
00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:32.960
Latino or Latino I mean, and she's telling me about

727
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:38.639
like she considers herself a redneck, and I'm like, you

728
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:44.840
can't be a redneck? Do you know what a redneck is? Like, well,

729
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:48.199
can you tell everybody why you, as a Latino can't

730
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:49.000
be a redneck?

731
00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:53.679
Well, because we're not. We're Latinos.

732
00:44:54.119 --> 00:45:01.159
Yeah, are white racist people? Okay, just say it. They're

733
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:02.920
white racist people.

734
00:45:03.159 --> 00:45:06.400
I don't think that's definitely the definition of that, but okay.

735
00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:10.280
It is because I looked it up with her. Okay,

736
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:12.559
I looked it up was with her, and it was

737
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:14.639
I we don't have a lot of time. I'm not

738
00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:19.119
gonna look it up again, but it basically said the

739
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.079
things I was saying. She was like, I was like,

740
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:26.519
you're not a redneck. Rednecks have no class. They're basically

741
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:30.719
white trash. Okay, I think you're confusing country.

742
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:32.440
And that's exactly what it is. I just looked it up.

743
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:38.599
It says redneck is primarily American, often derogatory term. We're

744
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:42.760
a poor, rural, white Southerner. Yeah, that's what I read

745
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:50.719
as uneducated, blue collar and holding conservative, bigoted and reactionary views.

746
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:54.440
She thought that. She's like, where are you gaining it from?

747
00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:56.719
Like I pulled it off an urban dictionary or something.

748
00:45:56.800 --> 00:46:01.039
That's like, I'm like, that's the actual definition. You can't

749
00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:06.119
believe everything on the internet, but you can believe actual dictionaries. Okay,

750
00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:10.159
it's an actual definition. I'm not She's like, wait, you

751
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:13.320
get that off of Wikipedia. No, Wikipedia is not factual,

752
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:18.599
but a dictionary is factual. You need some factual substantiation.

753
00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:22.199
So basically, too, the inther thing is. And I said

754
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.360
to her, I'm like, listen, I was married to a redneck.

755
00:46:26.280 --> 00:46:29.360
Half red neck half hillbilly. Thing one was half read

756
00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:33.440
is half redneck half hillbilly. There is a huge difference.

757
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:40.840
They're hoarders, they're racists, they're uh, you know, and we're

758
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:43.679
not talking about country people. I'm not putting country people down.

759
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:46.960
That's the difference. The difference between a country person in

760
00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:52.880
a redneck country has class values and they just have

761
00:46:53.039 --> 00:47:00.960
to be country. Redneck is like a very derogatory term totally.

762
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:01.920
You know.

763
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:05.360
I think that's whether what she might be comparing it

764
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:07.320
to like a cowboy lifestyle.

765
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.400
That's what I was thinking. But she was like no,

766
00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:14.840
And I'm like, you do realize that rednecks basically have

767
00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:20.239
no class. They live in trailer parks. They you know,

768
00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:25.760
they like to shoot animals just for fun. They like

769
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:30.599
to get drunk and get into fights, they like to

770
00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:34.440
beat up people of color, they like to do a

771
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:38.519
lot of things that they're not there. It's not ever

772
00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:44.719
been considered a positive term. And so anyway, yeah, that

773
00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:49.639
that hasn't been settled yet. But she's like, she's she's

774
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:50.679
like proud of it.

775
00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:54.920
Like that, did you ask her what her meaning of

776
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.199
redneck is? Because maybe maybe you can, you know, clear

777
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:03.519
it up and give it at her term other than rednecke.

778
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:07.199
Maybe she has Native American blood and she's thinking of

779
00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:08.880
red skin rather than red.

780
00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:11.920
No, she doesn't. She doesn't.

781
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.000
Definition of redneck is.

782
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:21.000
But I love her, she's she's a great person. She's

783
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:25.119
just not a giving her that you're not a redneck.

784
00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:28.239
If she's a great person, if she's like a loving

785
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:32.199
human being, then she cannot be a rednick exactly.

786
00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:35.159
And she doesn't have a redneck either. That's why they're

787
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:38.360
called rednecks because they're super white and her neck turns red.

788
00:48:38.400 --> 00:48:41.559
The original thing is, that's how it became a redneck. Well,

789
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:43.480
it's because it was these former.

790
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.519
That I just read. He said that they were blue

791
00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:47.800
collar workers mostly.

792
00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:51.719
And that's what it is. It's that right, there is

793
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:54.119
what it is. It's like, and we are not insulting.

794
00:48:58.000 --> 00:48:59.840
They would work, they would work on the sun a lot,

795
00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:03.719
so their next would get red from the sun from sunburns. Yeah, farmer,

796
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:05.599
that's where that term comes from, right.

797
00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:07.519
But I just want to be clear, we're not insulting

798
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:08.519
blue collar workers.

799
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:14.239
I am no, I'm just kidding. But blue collar is

800
00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:17.719
I think what she's thinking is redneck, you know, But

801
00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:22.239
there's blue collar people with class. You know, not every

802
00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:27.079
blue collar person lives in a trailer. I mean maybe

803
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:32.119
in Louisiana, but not here in Florida. Do you even

804
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:36.239
have houses in Louisia. I just think of Indiana. I

805
00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:39.199
just think of a bunch of trailers and a bunch

806
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:41.440
of witches and a bunch of vampires.

807
00:49:41.880 --> 00:49:44.400
I don't think I don't think the ground is stable

808
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:48.599
enough to hold the house because of the swamp here.

809
00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:52.800
All right, we have more to talk about real quick,

810
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:57.079
because we're we're we're now at the end of the show. Okay,

811
00:49:57.159 --> 00:50:01.639
So first of all, I want to say, real quick, Rebel,

812
00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:04.239
I don't even really want to talk about what day

813
00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:07.400
it is this week, because all the ones I saw

814
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:11.480
in the National Holidays today are stupid. Like on Earth,

815
00:50:11.559 --> 00:50:12.679
it's just stupid.

816
00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:14.599
What is Earth Day?

817
00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:15.480
Is not stupid?

818
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.400
That's not today? Ding it is today? Is it today?

819
00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:23.960
Are you sure it's annually today? April twenty second? Yes,

820
00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:25.000
I'm one hundred.

821
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:26.320
Not Earthday birthday?

822
00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:29.199
Today, it's Earth Day.

823
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:33.039
But I do want to quickly say happy anniversary to

824
00:50:33.159 --> 00:50:37.639
my producer and her husband is married for twenty six years.

825
00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:41.320
Oh my god, it is Earth Day. I you know

826
00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:43.800
what I forgot it was Birthday. Why wasn't I talking

827
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:46.079
about Earth Day? Well, we did celebrate Earth Day by

828
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:50.480
going to Philotopia. Uh, we did celebrate Earth today by

829
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.320
talking about rednecks because they like, you know, the dirt

830
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:56.119
and playing in the dirt and being dirty and so

831
00:50:56.159 --> 00:51:01.360
they like the Earth. And Okay, so National Day. Let

832
00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:04.840
me also say Joey Bean Day. How come I didn't

833
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:07.800
see the Earth Day one? Oh you know else, only

834
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.119
looking at yesterday's.

835
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:12.159
It's also school buzz driver Appreciation Day.

836
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:16.480
Oh you know what I was looking at yesterday's because

837
00:51:16.599 --> 00:51:18.960
Yesterday's had a bunch of stupid crap.

838
00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:21.719
We wish you can on Monday for four.

839
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:27.320
That's true too. I'll tell you what. The dispensaries in

840
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:34.400
Florida had some big salespeople you missed out. Okay, I

841
00:51:34.519 --> 00:51:35.880
just want to say.

842
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:36.840
Don't have to go far, do you.

843
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:38.320
I want to talk to everybody.

844
00:51:38.360 --> 00:51:39.039
You need.

845
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:44.480
To tune in to the new I won't call it

846
00:51:44.559 --> 00:51:47.719
segments a spin off show of the Adventures of Pipe

847
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.159
Man because I'm a Jew and I'm against anti Semitism

848
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:56.400
and I'm pro Judaism and I'm pro Israel. I'm not

849
00:51:56.519 --> 00:52:00.599
necessarily pro politicians and people need to understand if you're

850
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:03.000
against the politicians, it doesn't mean you need to be

851
00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:08.480
against their whole people. Okay, and you know, I'm not

852
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:12.440
a big fan of Escobar, but I still like Wand

853
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:17.360
you know so, uh.

854
00:52:16.159 --> 00:52:17.679
Pablo was Colombian.

855
00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:18.880
Oh yeah, that's right.

856
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:23.840
Uh he has to explain ym the.

857
00:52:26.519 --> 00:52:31.519
Jeremy. Yeah, el Chap, he was.

858
00:52:31.639 --> 00:52:33.079
And he has my last name too.

859
00:52:33.320 --> 00:52:37.360
Although Escobar. Although Escobar his wife was hot. I would

860
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:41.440
and she's still living. I would like to bang Escobar's wife. Okay,

861
00:52:41.639 --> 00:52:44.280
just say it, Okay, and she's old enough to do

862
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:50.039
it now. But anyway, Uh, yum has at.

863
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:58.719
Last week, no today, ym h a all right, he talked.

864
00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:01.679
About it in the last Remember this was another one.

865
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:08.920
That was a different one. Today is yum ha capital Atz.

866
00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:14.239
Gotta go rebel, shut up about some passmats suit Come

867
00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:18.280
on now, okay, listen, Okay, So we're gonna have some

868
00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:22.159
extra special guests coming on that Pipeman the Wandering Jew Show.

869
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:25.159
It's on Tuesdays one pm Eastern time right here on

870
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:29.559
W four CY Radio. And basically next week we are

871
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:32.400
gonna have somebody who has the show on the station here.

872
00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:37.679
This dude went. He He's actually worked with Dennis Rodman

873
00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.719
for many many years. He was his personal assistant. He's

874
00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:44.679
also a volunteer firefighter and he is running for council.

875
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:48.480
He has gone to Israel like nine times to help

876
00:53:48.559 --> 00:53:52.000
out during these times of war and problems and stuff,

877
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:55.760
and to help out while their fire people are out

878
00:53:56.039 --> 00:53:59.559
with the bombing, to actually handle the real fire stuff

879
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:03.840
that's going going on. He is a very smart politically,

880
00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:07.880
and he is not Jewish, and he is very pro

881
00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:11.679
Israil and very pro jew He will be on next

882
00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:15.639
week Tuesday asked him, Bright, you're gonna want to tune in.

883
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:18.679
It's gonna be a great show. He's running for counsel

884
00:54:19.079 --> 00:54:22.599
in Plantation, Florida, so you might want hear Way has

885
00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:28.280
to say. And then the week after that, we're gonna

886
00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:31.039
talk about something very special. But I'm not letting you

887
00:54:31.199 --> 00:54:35.719
know now, Okay, But the week after that, we have

888
00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:40.800
former State Attorney of Florida, Dave Ehrenberg making a return

889
00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:45.880
performance on our attendance or appearance on the Adventures of

890
00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:50.599
Pipe Man because of this great cause. When I messaged

891
00:54:50.639 --> 00:54:52.239
him and asked him if he'd be on the show,

892
00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:56.719
He's like, absolutely, great cause. Last time he was on

893
00:54:56.800 --> 00:55:01.079
my show, he wasn't to stay attorney yet, but he

894
00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:04.079
was running. And part of his campaign on the show

895
00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:07.280
is he pulled out his acoustic guitar and started playing.

896
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:13.480
He is a great person. He is somebody that's very

897
00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:16.360
knowledgeable and very involved in a lot of things. He's

898
00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:19.679
in Japan right now, but he's going to come on

899
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:22.599
and he's going to talk about the anti Semitism. So

900
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:26.639
you're not gonna want to miss that at all. Okay,

901
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:31.320
and then and then we have one last thing to

902
00:55:31.360 --> 00:55:34.519
talk about, pipe Man. We'll be going to Welcome to

903
00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:40.400
Rockville soon. Sonic Temple is coming up soon, and you

904
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:44.679
need to be at these festivals because they are badass.

905
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:50.400
In the meantime, if you wanted to win tickets to

906
00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:54.239
festivals in the fall, we're going to play a couple

907
00:55:54.280 --> 00:55:57.800
of commercials at this end here right before the outro,

908
00:55:58.199 --> 00:56:03.639
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909
00:56:03.719 --> 00:56:07.960
pipe Man Radio and you could be entered to win

910
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:12.960
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911
00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:15.800
We took longer than we expected. Hopefully I didn't screw

912
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:18.400
you up one or screw you up Rebel. Thanks for

913
00:56:18.440 --> 00:56:22.440
being here. Tune in on Monday for the positively Pipeman

914
00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:25.199
segment of the past the adventures pipe Man right here

915
00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:29.000
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