Pipeman Made it Out of Floatopia Alive, but Not the Studio.

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0:50 It's time for the adventures, So fight Man, I'll go before supplit I cow with pomp Beach. It's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight Man. Yo. It's see adventures pipe Man right here on W four C Y Radio. And let's bring on our pipe Nuts. We have Studio Nut and swamp Nut. Swamp Nut kind of looks like she's doing the show from inside the swampson the Bayou. She looks like she's kind of like underwater. What's going on over there? Swamp Nut? I am knowing. It's definitely her Internet, don't you think one? Because even she just chopped up. Are you like using your cell phone?

1:34 That's what it's like. Oh better, Yeah, there's something with your internet there, Rebel, because you're chopping up too. I feel like Artemists two had a better signal on the dark side of the moon than she does in the dark side of the country. I know, right which we're going to talk about her dark side today maybe, But first one, can you play the Comcast call that I just had? Well, it wasn't me. I had Rebel kind of call them for us because we're having some issues, and that's why I think they're punishing her. That's why she looks like that. Okay, but let's just get a little a little bit of that phone call.

2:29 Hello, you have called W four C Y Radio. How can I help you? Hello, I'm going from contest. I have appointment set up for you. We would definitely like you to come on over to the office and take care of business. Why don't you I'm sorry, Ma'm May's old book. We would have to come next month. Can I please have your account number to schedule the appointment? Oh? Definitely, it's nine nine six six six, Bite me, you blowhole? Okay, let me repeat six six six fight me. I do not know what you mean. Okay, So, and can you tell me who your second grade teacher was? For verification please, mister Horny, sorry that information is incrected. Please provide the correct information.

3:18 Listen to the Adventures of Pipe Man's Monday through Friday. Okay, okay, So now that is what happened. I just had to call Comcast because of what happened with Rebel there and oh my god, I was talking to somebody in the United States. We're trying to fix something. He puts me on hold. Okay. Next thing, I know, somebody from Singapore or Philippines call and got on the phone. Hello, you have been transmitted. I don't know if I can do Asian. I can only do Indians, so the Asian sounding kind of Indian, Okay, just say it. But maybe one could Asian better than me. I don't know. But it's like, by the way, I just found out there's like a Bali in Miami. Okay, maybe we'll talk about that later. I don't know, or a no show. I don't know. I just found out bad I'm gonna go visit. Well, why why fly twenty five hours? If I can just go an hour away. Maybe because it's Miami, I don't know, but maybe. But anyway, though, seriously, this woman comes on.

4:27 She's like, hello, my name is and ke Kevin transferred to call to me and I don't even know, but anyway, she starts it off. After I've been on hold for like a half an hour, she starts off with how are you today? Okay? First of all, I do sales training for people, okay, and one of the things I trained salespeople never to do. The number one mistake that salespeople make is they make a phone call and they call somebody and they how what are you doing today? If you're a salesperson you called me and say how you doing today, I'm gonna say, shitty, what the hell do you want? And then you start off to sales.

5:10 Call it a bad situation. Never ask a question like that. So I've been on hold, I have something that's not working, I'm already frustrating with your company, and you're asking me how I'm doing today? So one I can remember, but I want to see, can you remember and pretend you're me and tell the audience and rebel what I said to her when she because she set me off when she asked me, how am I doing today? Gohad, do you remember you told her? If you you said, it seems like you're not up to date what the issue is. But I don't know why they transferred me from the US to to the Philippines or something.

5:54 Yeah, I just said I out of a country, but it was probably the Philippines. Yeah. And then so I'm like, you know, it's obvious you don't know what's going on. And I've been on the phone for half an hour. I'm not starting over, So you want to know where in response was rebel. Hung up on you? Yeah? Hung up on me, like seriously nervous. The other problem of hiring people out of the country, they don't give a crap. Okay you they hang up on you. What's gonna happen? Yeah? Probably nobody at Comcast even knows who that person is because it's a boiler room full of people taking phone calls. If And that's the problem too, is like they know that they know that they're in a boiler room full of people and nobody knows which one really answered and did they really care? Or getting paid like five cents an hour and we don't even make pennies anymore.

6:54 Okay, Well, I can honestly tell you they probably don't even use their real names because of. Course they don't know was probably right, Kevin was probably right because he was in America. But yeah, they don't. Sorry, go ahead, Rebel, I interrupted, you shut up. I can honestly tell you. I can honestly tell you. At Disney, for those club vacations and stuff, they tell the people not to use their real names. Well, I'm telling you, and you just use it. Yeah, Well I'm telling you too, Like I was in the investment business. All the non licensed people that are scamming people, they're told the same thing because then you never get busted.

7:36 It's kind of like you. Yeah, it's kind of like you, Rebel. You know, no way's ever going to bust you for any of your criminal activity because nobody knows your name, and all they know is you you're a rebel that's in the Bayou. That's all they know. They can't and see what you look like because you're putting that filter on. Like when they bring this serial Killers on for an interview that are you a serial killer? Are you a serial killer? Rebel? I played the fifth? Oh, Okay, well that that that tells me my answer, So can you believe it's all right? Gonna be?

8:22 May? What the hell is going on? Why is life keep going faster and faster? And then I talked to my brother's mom, she's ninety. She's like, wait till you get to be my age. It goes even quicker. Like think about it, the closer you get to death, the quicker life goes. The farther away you are from death, it takes forever. So Wan doesn't hasn't experienced it so much yet it's coming though, it's coming wand all of a sudden you're go wake up and you'll you'll be like, where'd the last thirty years go? Like as I rip Van Winkle sleeping, I just woke up and I'm third years older or whatever. It is kind of what happens, right, rebel.

9:05 Yeah, it does. I mean, although the teenage years went really fast too. It's like when, oh, for me, man, it's a good time. It's too fast. Not for me, man, I was too busy with you know, the sunset strip days, trying to break my dad, have a mental hospital, try and break my break best friend to have a mental hospital. It was a pretty slow moving teenage years, just to name a couple of the situations. Mine's going to go too quickly. You know, it does go slow though, before you're twenty one. It's once you hit twenty one, you really got nothing to look forward to except your insurance rates going down at twenty five. Okay, Like it's all once you hit twenty one, it's all over. Like what you have to look forward to. You already got your license, You already can drink alcohol, You can already in the state of Florida, get your medical marijuana. There's the only thing you have to look forward to is getting old, gray and decrepit.

10:07 That's what you have to look forward to. And dying that's a bit what now, If you're really not in a good mental state of mind, maybe that is something to look forward to. Me personally, I was looking I was looking forward to Dolores passing jan Do you want to tell them what dolorus means? Even though that's Italian, it's the same in Spanish. It means pains yep. That that was that was my that was me, Madre. That was her name. Go figure. Her parents knew, they knew, and they named her Dolores and she she was in pain and gave everybody else pain for the rest of her life. Kind of like you, rebel, that is not me.

10:57 Rebel is pretty nice when she sleeps. That used to be my That used to be my dad's lide. He always would say, yeah, you're you're, you're, You're really good when you're sleeping. He also there's a we call him in my family to richieisms because his name was Richie and uh, he had a few of them. One of them was, I'm gonna turn this fucking place into a warehouse. You know. It's kind of like I guess it kind of means like you're at a restaurant, the nightclub and you're just gonna turn the place topsy turvy upside down. Oh so people are not coming in with fork lifts and you're telling people what to do, what to carry over.

11:39 No, no, they're not gonna make no, no. Not. Actually, my dad was not manual labor dude. He wasn't actually good, although he was a GC. But that was what was so funny, is he he was so not the manual labor person, but he was a general contractor because originally he was one of the original ten men Did you ever see that movie on No, did You Rebel? You guys see it with Richard Dreyfus and Danny DeVito. It's about the old school illuminium signing salespeople, and specifically in New Jersey because it was a big thing in New Jersey. So and I watched this movie. You gotta watch it because some of the tricks they did in the movie, I'm like, oh, my dad told me about that.

12:24 My dad like, they used to do these things back in the day where they would put this is great. They would put a real estate sign on somebody's front lawn and it would be their number to call, and the owners would call up and be like what the fuck blah blah blah blah blah. And that's how they'd get in the house to pitch them the aluminum siding. Here's the funny thing, my dad said shortly before he passed. Okay, so you saw this aluminum signing and vinyl signing to people, you know, because it would make your house last longer because of the winter and the weather and stuff like that.

13:05 But they didn't really I don't think they really believed it would work. Why not all that? I just noticed one you should have told me, and then I'll finish Richard Mars, who used to have a show on our station here. He said, never yell at me, he said, never yell at these people. I didn't yell at her yet she didn't give me a chance. She hung up first. And their name isn't Steve. You mean their name isn't John Smith. I love when they're like from India or Philippines and their name is John Smith. Oh really it's John Smith. Okay, great. I'm not sure what the meth lab part was because I missed that part. Maybe so you can reiterate what the meth lab thing is. What I said that was a meth lab. And like a roll of toilet paper? Do you guys know what that one means? Because we were talking about a bunch of stuff, I didn't pay attention in comments unfortunately at the right time.

14:14 Do you know what like a roll of toilet paper means? Rebel? Is he describing a tampon? Is that what? Here's what a tampon is? I think I think a tampon what's left when you pull out the center part of the toilet paper roll and use it to make a marijuana pipe and then whatever's left. That's the tail bud. Well. I think I think that's why the toilet paper has the hole in the middle, because they take it out. Yeah, put the cardboard in, and that is a tampon. Oh there you go.

14:54 Okay, ladies, if you're ever in need for one of those things and you're out, please feel free just to do what they suggest. Pull the middle part of the toilet paper out, some stuff, some toilet paper in it in, just stick it right in there. I was just thinking, is something. I was just thinking something because I'm going to be talking about some Jewish stuff today and I was just thinking of something like. Okay, so the Orthodox Jewish people they wear they're talis with the fringes coming down, and it kind of looks like a string. Okay, So my question is, is in twenty twenty six, forget the fact of whether we should have unisex bathrooms or not, Like, how do we tell whether that person with the string is a transgender with a tampon or a jew?

15:51 No? No, you need to stop. Stuff. What Like, I want to know if I see a string hanging, I don't well pull on it and it happens to be a tampon. How often do you just go around pulling on strings on people? Oh? People pull people's strings all the time. Okay too, especially our especially are our politicians. Oh my god, Well I think they're the ones on the strings. Well yeah, and everybody else. Okay, So all right, here's what I want to do next, and then we're going to talk a little bit about about other things like Jews and anti Semitism. And for those of you that are now really excited that you get to hate on Jews coming up, No, that's not going to happen. But I'll tell you what on the new show pipe Man the Wandering Jew. If you hate Jews, I challenge you to come on my show and debate me, or let me kick the ship out you wanted to do, I don't know. If you hate Jews, I'm gonna kick the ship out. Okay.

17:15 I still don't understand why anybody would hate a type of person. I just don't get it. There's no need. Is there nobody that you hate? Rebel? There's a few, but there is, just because of who they are and not what they are. Okay, well, who are they? Well we already know you don't you know? I can't Okay, so. I didn't know his affiliation. Once I found out, I was out of there.

17:55 Okay, but doesn't that stayin live with you for like the rest of your life. No, he didn't get anything on my clothes. I mean yeah, the stains stuck inside you. It's like, no, We're like it's like sitting there like glued onto your Philippian tube. Know that pain that you keep having, that's KKK, stayed in your Philippian tube. Now do you know when's the last time you were in your Philippian tube? Well, you know, I've been to the doctor since. Thank you.

18:39 Talking about another EA, and talk talking about another EA. Not Phillopia but float Topia. Okay. We had the annual Floatopia here where, right near the studio and Singer Island. Well, not Singer Island, but Peanut Island, just off of Singer Island. No, that's not the island where our former co host Peanut lives, although it's small enough to occupy her for sure. It's it's little island used to be a like a military base, and now it's a place you can it's kind of you can what you call it camp. That's what I was working for. I'm looking for camp you can camp there, but everybody goes out there. No, legally, you have to get permit. You have to like, you can't just show up. Uh, they have a ferry out to it. I say people should just have to swim. It's not really that far and when it's low tide you can almost walk there. Okay.

19:45 The alligator problem is where. The ocean, So there's no alligators there. It's not the ocean though, No, it's where the ocean and the inner coastal meet. It's really in. There's no alligators there. They are in practish it is practised, or or gators in there, Like come on one, you never went like paddle boring and kayaking or anything. You've never seen an alligator there. That's why I'm saying there's no alligators there. Well, there's too many people and boats and everything. So the deal is it's kind of nice, uh, you know, because it happens most of the time, but then they make this one day a year where it's an actual event.

20:29 Like people think that it only happens once a year, but this place is always packed. But they have a they have a pizza place that has a boat. They deliver pizza to you. They have a they have an as e bowls. They have these motorized tiki bars that are like boat tiki bars. You could get pretty much anything you want. And for Flotopia, it gets ridiculous. Okay. First of all, you know, I was going with somebody. It started at eight in the morning. They had a pre party the night before, but this person wasn't coming until later, okay, And so I'm like, oh, I gotta look at the app, look at the group now to see what I'm going to do about parking. Because here's the thing. Okay, I'm very close to it. I could literally paddle board over there, but it's like four miles from the one end of the island to the other to paldleboard there, and a couple things happen. I know, I've experienced it before. I have actually paddle board to Peanut Island, and what has happened is a couple things.

21:35 One time, it was with my grandson and it turned into low tide and I had to pull and we were in the kayak actually that time, not the powerboard, and to pull him in the kayak all the way back because the tide was so low. Because the heir and coastal where I live. When the tide's really low, you can sometimes actually walk out, like way out, and when the tide is high, like the other night at the end of low Topia, the tide was high. I went for my thirty minute walk, and literally I was on the sidewalk, and if I stepped off the sidewalk, I'd be in the inner coastal, like it comes up that far. If there's a storm, I'll come up right on the street. But the other problem is is when you have the riptides, which that area has a lot of riptides, sometimes it's very hard to get anywhere. Like there's times I've paddle boarded down that way and like the minute I stopped paddling, like just to take a breath, like literally for a second, I'm all the way back where I started, and then I gotta do it again.

22:37 So you have to be consistent. Just keep going, keep going. Now I'm already, by the way, at this point, I'm already damaged because I did my acrobatic trip in the office hanging something when and the chair. It's funny, I had a psychic vision. I didn't listen. Always gotta listen, Askuan, I said to him, I said, after I did it a couple times, I'm like, you know what, I really need to bring the step stool in here because I'm gonna go flying. And yeah, right, And did I say that or. What his last famous words were, I hope I don't bust my ass. Exactly exactly, and so of course I'm under safety protocol.

23:22 Wan went to lunch and I decided while there was nobody here under safety protocol, you know, I get something in my head. I gotta get done. And so there was this one swun wall. I had to hang something and it was a little out of my reach even on the chair, and the wall turned out really hard. I was using a thumbtack. Okay, had I not been using it? Well, No, what happened was most of the time you just push an instant. So and I saw it happening while I was up there too. I knew it. It kept coming in my head, that voice kept coming in ahead. No, I gotta get done. And and and I forgot to bring the step stool in even after it happened once and I thought you were going to bring this step stool it. So I push on this, I push on this as I'm stretched out, like because I can barely reach. So I'm on this rolling chair stretched out, I push on the thumbtack and it's not really going in, so I push harder. I'm like, push it real hard, and then all of a sudden, the chair starts rolling. I'm like, oh fuck, because it's like one of those scenarios that once it starts going, you don't have very many choices. Okay at that point, okay, it's like it's like it's kind of like I really know what it's like that if you were to fall off the balcony of a high rise building would feel like to be in the air falling to your death. Okay,

24:55 I think you have a little. Bit more time from a high rise building than a chair. You might see a little bit more of, you know, the life flash before your eyes. So basically what I did was, you know, and I am an expert at falling from surfing, skateboarding, roller skating, ice skating. You know, that's one of the first things you do is you learn how you fall. Okay, So it could have been very disastrous in the place it was too there were a lot of things that I could he could have came back and it could have been a lifetime movie where my head split open and my family's thinking he killed me. But it was really just my stupidity, you know. And so I'm rolling back and I'm like, I'm surfing the chair and then I felt it coming out from under my feet, and so I just went flying and I landed perfectly flat on the ground on my back a little bit perfectly. So I did bruise my elbow because I used the elbow for support. My I'm wearing this today. I haven't been wearing it yet. One even said, what happy your wrists?

26:04 So like I used the risk for support, you know, when I was falling, and I and being me, I'm using it ever since, so it's not really wasn't really healing sight decide today, you know, maybe I should put this on soul stop me from using it, you know. And and then I bruised in my back ribs luckily because I went straight on the back on the hard floor here. And uh, that's not the first time it's happened. Uh, when I fallen on my back number one, because like I, when you skateboard or skate sometimes your feet go out from under you and you do the same thing so I'm used to it, you know, protect your head, that's the key, protect your head, you know. And so anyway, uh, and then ask Jan when he came back in, and I'm like, you missed it, And.

27:03 I was the first thing I asked him was it wasn't are you okay? It was do we geek workers come? He said no, that is what he said, because he'll tell you too. Like, okay, So there was a bookshelf right there. A bunch of shit was knocked off the bookshelf as I went flying. Uh. The chair actually was like there's a very narrow area between the conference table, my light for that doing the show, the wall, the window. Like I perfectly landed, okay, because any other land that I did at my desk, any other land I could have really been dead, because there were some serious things I could have ran into.

27:43 Well that there was a lot of furniture around you that you could have banged your head into corners. Yeah. But the thing, the weird thing is that we couldn't figure out is why the chair went around the conference table. Yeah it did because I and I know why. And also the conference stable was moved, you know, but it went around because when I went flying. That's my feet kicking the chair so that I don't fall on the chair, because that's the part I'm always worried of. So now we'll get back to you, rebel. Okay, So rebel saw something And what was your response, Rebel? What do you mean saw something about this? About falling? Yeah, hanging something.

28:32 This is not his first go round with this office falling things. Okay, you would have thought he would learn the Oh the opteenth time he's done this, But it's always the same. The last time, I think you broke your wrist, you hit the file cabinet, disturbing the ashes that dolorous you know, Delarius was in the file cabin and disturbed her and he goes to the doctor and they call it, you know, that sea thing that we're not allowed to talk talk about on the radio. Oh yeah, so I gotta tell you about this one. So it did happen during the sea, not the big sea, the little sea. And so what happened was is I'm in the office by myself, because you know it was the sea thing, you had to be by yourself, and I climbed up on top of those two following cabinets in here, one and so that's pretty stable actually. And then I had the chair that I got on, the wheelie chair that I got on to get onto, it was sitting right there. And then there was another wheelie chair by my desk. And see here's the lesson to everybody.

29:42 You gotta be very very aware of what could happen. I'm always aware of what could happen. Okay, So I was very aware. So when I started losing my balance. First of all, thing you learn when you're falling, don't fight it. Like when you wipe out on a surfboard or a paddle board, like powerboard especially, they tell you to make sure not to fall on the board. Like, so you're wear these things surfboard, if you know you're gonna wipe out, you dive off like you don't sync with the ship man. And so in that scenario, I have to say, I'm very impressed with myself what happened at that period of time because basically I went flying off the off the filing cabinets and I saw I was midair, I saw the chairs. Okay, see I've practiced in this, you know. I climbed seventeen I climbed up a marshall stack and did a stage dive at a show.

30:49 The crowd moved and I hit teeth first into the Linolean floor and knocked out my teeth. So from then on, I've learned that you have to pay attention when you're midair of how you're falling. You can't just fall. And so that's why I did, and I did like this acrobatic movement air to avoid two chairs that could have seriously hurt me, like seriously because I could have hit the chair, flipped over, hit the desk, who knows. So yeah, Then I go to get checked out, which is where I got and got this thing at the urgent care. And I walked out of the place. You know, my wrist was sprained, I think it was or fractured or something.

31:36 And I walked out of the place and I read the report and the code because and I had to call the insurance company for some reason I can't remember because and they're telling me the code I didn't know, and the code was the code for C. So I went in with a fractured wrist and no other symptoms, and the diagnosis code they used for my insurance company to make more money was the C word. See you next time. Yeah, no, not that one, the see you the see you over, let's see see you over. What's that female part that starts with v rebel the vulva or the see you over the vulva? I I dick. So anyway, oh my god, So yeah that I was like, I was like, holy crap, it's true.

32:53 Like the big question is were you hanging the same picture at the time. No, but I will tell but I will tell you that there was a time I really did have to see in January of twenty twenty, and that in my record says unidentified organism. So if you really have c you get unidentified organism. If you have. They only write it down when you fall off a chair. Exactly exactly, because that's how they help businesses stay away from Workmen's com claims like. Well you should maybe you should have specified that you didn't have that.

33:35 I probably should have. I never respected it. Now I know the next time it happens, now I know. Okay, all right, so. One, just waitay, one, just for your protection, anytime he talks about hanging stuff on the wall, make him sign something beforehand, so you know, when he is found his head split open and all of this, take his blood and write your name on the wall. If you make we are men, we are men. If you want to hang something on the wall in and office using off his chair, it has wheels. What's the wars that could happen? Right? Another guy's not gonna tell you do that? Be shut up?

34:19 You would see today I climbed on top of a desk and I asked him and some I'm climbing on that is this one stable? He's like, it's a little sketchy. I'm like, well, can you just at least sit there in case I go flying. I didn't ask him to do anything, just just with. This, with this, maybe I should have him to sign something, because like, can you imagine if like the paramedics come and it's just like a Hispanic guy standing over a Jew. Telling you have him signed something? It could be it could be a rebel from louisianast in and over a Jewish yankee. Hey, that could be a problem. That could be a serious problem.

35:06 How do you explain that right to get the report? How do you explain it? Wild sex? Well, I've also learned some things because I've been watching about this and the staircase. I watched both the drama show and the actual documentary. And I've learned a lot of how you can throw somebody or beat the crap ass somebody and make it look like they just fell down the stairs. That's what the beauty of documentaries. On that stairs to figure out how to make the person go to the top of the stairs, and. They don't need to go to the top of the stairs. She only that. Person that it only went up a few stairs according to his story at least okay, and he did, I mean, he did have to serve like ten years in prison on a life sentence without parole, but then he got out on some bullshit big that they have. I forget what it was called. But where you plead guilty but you're not pleading guilty.

36:06 Oh oh, no content. No, it wasn't no contest. It's like a confer It's a thing where you're pleading guilty but not admitting guilt. And it's not no contests. It's not no contest. You're literally pleading guilty, but you're not verbally admitting you're guilt. Okay, you're not admitting that you did it. You have to say yes when they say are you guilty? But you don't have to say you did it, you know. So anyway I think about they keep coming out with all these documentaries on serial killers and will I'm like, man, I am this is like I'm going to school. I've been watching so many of them recently. They're so educational, just saying.

37:05 All right, so are you feeling a little uncomfortable being in the same office with him? Now? One's okay because he's Mexican. I won't bother him. I like latinos. Okay. If if you're a redneck from Louisiana, that might be a different story. Yeah, please come. We know how that report's gonna go. Okay, I do have to bring something up. And if this person hears this, I just wanted to know it's all in fun. Okay, but I was okay, So let me ask you a question one okay, let me get back to a flotipia and remind me to ask you the question because it's kind of related to question. It's kind of related to I won't if he reminds me, I won't forget. Okay, just remind me I had a question for him having to do with rednecks. Okay. So here's the thing. It's all tied together because Flutopia. Okay, so I'm all, I'm all damaged with a bruise ribs, sprained wrist and bruised elbow and I'm not going to miss out. I got serious, fomo man, Okay, it's Flutopia.

38:24 I'm going. So I went and carried my paddle board, paddled my paddle board as if I was one hundred percent, because that's how I roll went to Flutopia. The place was a madhouse. It's actually better to have a paddle board than a boat because the boats can't really get through certain areas, and then low tide comes in, which is what happened. You're stranded. There were so many boats that were just stranded because they were on a sandbar when light and low tide came in. But it was pretty cool. It was a lot of fun, and I did listen to my psagic energies this time because I was with somebody and we decided, I said, sometimes think, I think maybe it's time to pack it in. So there's always shit that goes on every year with this flotopia because people are idiots, especially in Florida. And listen on that side of the Island. You're in the ghetto, okay, on that side of the bridge, So things are going to happen. So what I was saying earlier too is I was checking the group just to see where I'm going to park. I luckily did get parking, but basically people were talking like there's no parking left, and somebody said somebody was asking about where to park. Somebody said, you might want at this point try you're in late you might want to try lake Worth Beach. Now lake

39:55 Worth Beach, by the way Rebel is about forty five minut it's from Peanut Island. Somebody else commented, Nope, lake Worth Beach is already closed. There were parking lots closed from forty five minuce south and forty five minutes north to get to this floatopia thing. And then you know, you got the dropping your boat in the water. But here's the problem getting the boat out every year, it's a problem. You have a people, bunch of people drinking all day long, all day and listen, they have a lot of cops there. I even read something They're like, the cops are going to wait till you pull your boat out of water and then pull you over. You know, for drinking, for yeah, yeah, no, for drinking, you know, and drinking and driving a boat and driving your car.

40:52 But they don't want to leave the boat in the water, so they have to lift it out. So they let you pull it out first so that they don't have to do the work and they can just tow your boat away. But you know, so this year, I would say about an hour and a half to two hours after I got water and was already home, it was all over the news. I saw videos of it. In fact, one can you see if you can pull up a video of the headline would be gunshots fired at Flotopia. So basically there were some gunshots. I saw some fights on the video. I wasn't there, and it was all at the boat ramp, all at the boat ramp, you know, and so like people leave early, get away from the idiots, and that I did the next thing about the question, but go ahead.

41:50 Okay, So flotopia is all about water, Why would you want to bring gun to where the water is? They weren't the probably people from the projects coming in there because that's where it's right near the projects. And did you find the video? One? I found one, but it's from a news outlet. Uh five, I don't care. Let's play it. We'll give them some promo. Let me and let's keep us on. Put us to side so I can, I can uh narrate it. Don't forget. You have to ask one quick.

42:31 I know that'll be right after this video. Come on one. We don't have all day here. Look at that. Thousands of people will pack the islands waters. But what's started off with a nice day ended in arguments and gunfire. Floating on Sunday along the shores of Penut. Islands, everybody was getting along a fun. Time at floatopia churned into disorder. Trying to scrown. Took a video of the fights as voters trying to get back on shore. There's always a disagreement that the. Boat, he says at one point, disperse.

43:12 For long time. Voters, twenty years, I've been coming to island, and this is the busiest I've ever seen. It felt like. Jaja Boo have another on sanctioned event. That's Sunday. I think is a little bit more. Oh, I gotta go Boca Bash this weekend. That party has been criticized for dangerous behavior and. Trash being done following recent bashes. We spoke after the buc. And they said they have a zero tolerance policy for that event. Out here to try and mitigate any sort of. All right, that's just we don't care about Boca. Screw them. Okay, one, here's my question. You're Latino, right.

43:56 This is a question about rebel. Well, yeah, Mike, question to you is how many Latinos are rednecks? None that I know of, That's what I Listen, Okay, listen. Oh she's gonna be pissed at me, but she's probably working and not watching this. But okay, So there's this woman I met. She's totally cool, but and she's a Latino or Latino I mean, and she's telling me about like she considers herself a redneck, and I'm like, you can't be a redneck? Do you know what a redneck is? Like, well, can you tell everybody why you, as a Latino can't be a redneck?

44:50 Well, because we're not. We're Latinos. Yeah, are white racist people? Okay, just say it. They're white racist people. I don't think that's definitely the definition of that, but okay. It is because I looked it up with her. Okay, I looked it up was with her, and it was I we don't have a lot of time. I'm not gonna look it up again, but it basically said the things I was saying. She was like, I was like, you're not a redneck. Rednecks have no class. They're basically white trash. Okay, I think you're confusing country.

45:30 And that's exactly what it is. I just looked it up. It says redneck is primarily American, often derogatory term. We're a poor, rural, white Southerner. Yeah, that's what I read as uneducated, blue collar and holding conservative, bigoted and reactionary views. She thought that. She's like, where are you gaining it from? Like I pulled it off an urban dictionary or something. That's like, I'm like, that's the actual definition. You can't believe everything on the internet, but you can believe actual dictionaries. Okay, it's an actual definition. I'm not She's like, wait, you get that off of Wikipedia. No, Wikipedia is not factual, but a dictionary is factual. You need some factual substantiation.

46:18 So basically, too, the inther thing is. And I said to her, I'm like, listen, I was married to a redneck. Half red neck half hillbilly. Thing one was half read is half redneck half hillbilly. There is a huge difference. They're hoarders, they're racists, they're uh, you know, and we're not talking about country people. I'm not putting country people down. That's the difference. The difference between a country person in a redneck country has class values and they just have to be country. Redneck is like a very derogatory term totally.

47:01 You know. I think that's whether what she might be comparing it to like a cowboy lifestyle. That's what I was thinking. But she was like no, And I'm like, you do realize that rednecks basically have no class. They live in trailer parks. They you know, they like to shoot animals just for fun. They like to get drunk and get into fights, they like to beat up people of color, they like to do a lot of things that they're not there. It's not ever been considered a positive term. And so anyway, yeah, that that hasn't been settled yet. But she's like, she's she's like proud of it.

47:50 Like that, did you ask her what her meaning of redneck is? Because maybe maybe you can, you know, clear it up and give it at her term other than rednecke. Maybe she has Native American blood and she's thinking of red skin rather than red. No, she doesn't. She doesn't. Definition of redneck is. But I love her, she's she's a great person. She's just not a giving her that you're not a redneck. If she's a great person, if she's like a loving human being, then she cannot be a rednick exactly.

48:32 And she doesn't have a redneck either. That's why they're called rednecks because they're super white and her neck turns red. The original thing is, that's how it became a redneck. Well, it's because it was these former. That I just read. He said that they were blue collar workers mostly. And that's what it is. It's that right, there is what it is. It's like, and we are not insulting. They would work, they would work on the sun a lot, so their next would get red from the sun from sunburns. Yeah, farmer, that's where that term comes from, right. But I just want to be clear, we're not insulting blue collar workers. I am no, I'm just kidding. But blue collar is I think what she's thinking is redneck, you know, But there's blue collar people with class. You know, not every blue collar person lives in a trailer. I mean maybe in Louisiana, but not here in Florida. Do you even have houses in Louisia. I just think of Indiana. I just think of a bunch of trailers and a bunch of witches and a bunch of vampires.

49:41 I don't think I don't think the ground is stable enough to hold the house because of the swamp here. All right, we have more to talk about real quick, because we're we're we're now at the end of the show. Okay, So first of all, I want to say, real quick, Rebel, I don't even really want to talk about what day it is this week, because all the ones I saw in the National Holidays today are stupid. Like on Earth, it's just stupid. What is Earth Day? Is not stupid? That's not today? Ding it is today? Is it today? Are you sure it's annually today? April twenty second? Yes, I'm one hundred.

50:25 Not Earthday birthday? Today, it's Earth Day. But I do want to quickly say happy anniversary to my producer and her husband is married for twenty six years. Oh my god, it is Earth Day. I you know what I forgot it was Birthday. Why wasn't I talking about Earth Day? Well, we did celebrate Earth Day by going to Philotopia. Uh, we did celebrate Earth today by talking about rednecks because they like, you know, the dirt and playing in the dirt and being dirty and so they like the Earth. And Okay, so National Day. Let me also say Joey Bean Day. How come I didn't see the Earth Day one? Oh you know else, only looking at yesterday's.

51:09 It's also school buzz driver Appreciation Day. Oh you know what I was looking at yesterday's because Yesterday's had a bunch of stupid crap. We wish you can on Monday for four. That's true too. I'll tell you what. The dispensaries in Florida had some big salespeople you missed out. Okay, I just want to say. Don't have to go far, do you. I want to talk to everybody. You need. To tune in to the new I won't call it segments a spin off show of the Adventures of Pipe Man because I'm a Jew and I'm against anti Semitism and I'm pro Judaism and I'm pro Israel. I'm not necessarily pro politicians and people need to understand if you're against the politicians, it doesn't mean you need to be against their whole people. Okay, and you know, I'm not a big fan of Escobar, but I still like Wand you know so, uh.

52:16 Pablo was Colombian. Oh yeah, that's right. Uh he has to explain ym the. Jeremy. Yeah, el Chap, he was. And he has my last name too. Although Escobar. Although Escobar his wife was hot. I would and she's still living. I would like to bang Escobar's wife. Okay, just say it, Okay, and she's old enough to do it now. But anyway, Uh, yum has at. Last week, no today, ym h a all right, he talked.

52:58 About it in the last Remember this was another one. That was a different one. Today is yum ha capital Atz. Gotta go rebel, shut up about some passmats suit Come on now, okay, listen, Okay, So we're gonna have some extra special guests coming on that Pipeman the Wandering Jew Show. It's on Tuesdays one pm Eastern time right here on W four CY Radio. And basically next week we are gonna have somebody who has the show on the station here. This dude went. He He's actually worked with Dennis Rodman for many many years. He was his personal assistant. He's also a volunteer firefighter and he is running for council.

53:45 He has gone to Israel like nine times to help out during these times of war and problems and stuff, and to help out while their fire people are out with the bombing, to actually handle the real fire stuff that's going going on. He is a very smart politically, and he is not Jewish, and he is very pro Israil and very pro jew He will be on next week Tuesday asked him, Bright, you're gonna want to tune in. It's gonna be a great show. He's running for counsel in Plantation, Florida, so you might want hear Way has to say. And then the week after that, we're gonna talk about something very special. But I'm not letting you know now, Okay, But the week after that, we have former State Attorney of Florida, Dave Ehrenberg making a return performance on our attendance or appearance on the Adventures of Pipe Man because of this great cause. When I messaged him and asked him if he'd be on the show, He's like, absolutely, great cause. Last time he was on my show, he wasn't to stay attorney yet, but he was running. And part of his campaign on the show is he pulled out his acoustic guitar and started playing.

55:08 He is a great person. He is somebody that's very knowledgeable and very involved in a lot of things. He's in Japan right now, but he's going to come on and he's going to talk about the anti Semitism. So you're not gonna want to miss that at all. Okay, and then and then we have one last thing to talk about, pipe Man. We'll be going to Welcome to Rockville soon. Sonic Temple is coming up soon, and you need to be at these festivals because they are badass. In the meantime, if you wanted to win tickets to festivals in the fall, we're going to play a couple of commercials at this end here right before the outro, and you can message me on DM in any socials pipe Man Radio and you could be entered to win trips to Ladder in Life and Aftershock. Meanwhile, thanks for listening.

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