PipemanRadio Interviews Beauty School Dropout at Aftershock 2023

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your host, the White Man and
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School drop Out. I'm Bepis,
I'm Cooley Bardo. See. I love

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that. That's why I always do
it that way instead of me saying yeah

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the name, then I always get
cool ship like that chaos. Yeah,

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he knows two phrases. I'm Bardo
and I love it. It's like,

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Uh, I have a shirt that
says I am metal has a what's his

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name on it? Fuck, I
can't believe I'm drawing a blank. It's

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been a long night. But Rob
Zombie, no Guardian's a galaxy. Oh

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yeah, there you go. I
can't believe I was drawing a blank.

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Then I was like, we didn't
want to say because I don't want look

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stupid. But yeah, it's pretty
cool. It has groot on there and

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says, I am metal. His
body kind of looks like metal font.

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I know, right, he would
be great for like a death metal you

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know logo. Yeah, I agree. Name every rock ever sounds like a

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metal band. I know. I'm
surprised nobody's done that yet. Out we'll

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do it. There you go,
side project, There you go. That's

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it. You know what you could
do is that could be your name you

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go under when you're doing like these
secret shows. Oh yeah, you know,

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I love we love that. Green
Day had that does that a lot.

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They always play like random bars and
stuff like, Yeah, they're a

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different name Metallica does in the Bay
Area before they're about to go on tour.

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It'll play like some club randomly.
Fighters doesn't just as food Fighters though,

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right, yeah, pull up to
like like bowling alleys, I know,

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right, And Metallica does it as
a Metallica. But here's a funny

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one. So I'm in South Florida
and this girl is dating She calls me

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up one time. There's this place
in Fort Lauerdeale called Cheers, and they

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have like punk rock karaoke. They
call it scaryoke. That's far right,

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And so she's outside and she goes
she didn't go in yet. She's like,

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oh my god, there's this like
really good Iron Man cover band playing.

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I'm like, well, that's cool. She goes inside. She calls

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me. She's like, holy shit, it's Iron Maiden and like this play.

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Okay, it's about as small a
dive bar as you can get.

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Like I mean, so that's pretty
wild. That's so cool. I can't

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wait to do shit like that,
to play like a hundred cap when we're

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playing like ten thousand caps, Like
to ask you a question, Yes,

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where'd you get your name? Pipe
man? Okay? So pipe that's a

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pot that's such a popular not only
question but response. Like almost every band

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says that it's iconic. It's pretty
iconic. Well, I love that thing.

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So it actually comes from My last
name is Piper, and somebody just

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gave me that name like a long
time ago. It went away and then

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when I got into radio, I
brought it back. It's perfect for pipe

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man, right, piped. See, yeah, we can do your intro.

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Finish Well, that's how you should
finish too, but that's also how

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you should finish interviews. Yeah,
there you go, you piped. That's

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how you should finish anything. That's
actually a good idea. May over your

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head sweat beating. You're like,
oh, you man, could you just

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call us your creative directors from now
on? Yeah, I think you are.

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I gotta like put that out there. When I put this interview out

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there, I'm gonna put by my
new creative directors. Yeah, beauty school

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drop and not not a band beau
school drop out. That's our that's our

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LLC. That's your side job.
This is where the real money is at,

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right, creative direction. I love
and speak a creativity. Look at

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your tattoos, like you have board
than any of any of these, sharpie.

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Yeah, that would's morning. That
would be funny, right, that

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would be funny. Right, That's
what I do. As a kid,

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I was obsessed with Billy your armstrong
as I'd make my dad draw his tattoos

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on me. Nice. I did
that to look like post moone once.

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Really Yeah? Yeah, Halloween.
Now that one almost looks like a chess

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piece, but it's a chess piece
and a unicorn put together. Hey look

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at that. I got it.
He is Bardo the unicorn. That is

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what we call him. Bar And
who said you and corns aren't real?

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There we go yeah, he's a
real unicorn. Yep, real horns.

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Nice part of the horny unicorn.
What's your favorite tattoo? My favorite tattoo.

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I got these snakes on my chest. I just got that. Oh

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that's pretty badass, and with the
heart in the middle with the eye like

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that all goes together so well,
eventually it'll all just be one big tattoo.

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Yeah right, my birthday suit.
How about Okay, since you have

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so many, I'm gonna ask you
a different question. Cool, which one

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do you look at? Go?
Man? Was I fucking stupid doing that

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one? Oh? My hand?
Yeah? Yeah, Honestly it's my fault,

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though it was an incredible tattoo.
Urst that did it. I'm gonna

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respect him, and I say his
name because I'm gonna get it removed.

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But he's an amazing tattoo. Ars. I had a bad choice of what

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I got, and I also got
it super infected, so I'm gonna get

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that. But every other tattoo I'm
okay with. So what made that one

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more like more susceptible to gain than
infected? The hand that does it?

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I mean, yes, but also
ten minutes after somebody, ten minutes after

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I got it, I was high
fiving people with the back of my hand.

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Oh, I was just being an
idiot. And then I went to

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a rave and it was like an
Emo rave and there was everyone was wearing

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spikes on their clothes and it got
sliced open. Oh like two days after

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I got it. I was using
scented soap. I was not using sent

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a soap. I know better than
that. We're unhinged back then, I

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remember I used to be more unhinged. You should have been wearing like a

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Michael Jackson glove. Yeah, the
single glove just like right for a while,

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but he was weighing on the other
hand. Yeah, sale studied clove.

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They really roasted me for the single
study glove. Did you hit anybody

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with it? N? I should
have to. I can't. Did the

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one? Is? What does it
for me? You need to? Yeah?

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But I can't play with one on
my left hand, you know,

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like wearing a Power Rangers outfit without
the mask, which would still be sick.

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You're wrong, but yeah, crotch
those Power Rangers outfit. Any kind

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of glove to play that would be
not fun. Yeah, I can do

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it on my right hand. My
left hand it feels weird and are you

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lefty or righting? I'm alrighty.
My fret board hand I can't have a

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glove on it. Oh that's a
shame both of his hands though. That's

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true and Cole can confirm. So
you know what, we should talk about

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your music. Let's do it.
I love that, you know that's right.

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We're at a music festival and we're
in a band. Oh you're a

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band. Oh after Shock, which
is super cool. This is the coolest

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freaking festival. Like I do a
lot of them, and I love this

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festival, just a whole vibe of
shouts out after Shock. Been coming here

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for years. Literally, I would
meet my dad here every year and we

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would go and get fucked up and
watching metal bands is awesome. Seeing that

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now you're playing here and watch me
and his dad's coming nice. How pumped

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is he? This kid is playing
at after Shot? Exhilarated? I think

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he's probably super excited. Granted he
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so it's nothing new, but the
fact that it's here and it's full circle,

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it's probably really juiced. Will be
in the pit. He'd better be

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very better. He'll get disowned.
Actually, I have a cool segue for

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this. So we're going on tour. We leave on October fourteenth, right,

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and we're doing for US tour,
and we decided that we're gonna bring

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our dads out nice because they all
obviously they're huge fans and they're huge supporters.

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So we're like, we need some
help driving, and they were like

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down. So we have one of
our dads coming out at a time to

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help us drive, be a part
of the experience. It's gonna be sick.

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It will probably be one of the
few tours we actually gonna bring our

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dads on. We're like one of
the last opportunities for this. So we're

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like, guys, that is way
cool. You know what else, it's

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cool like your generation actually can do
that. Like my generation, my dad

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listened like Frank Sinatra. There was
no way he was going pay metal or

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punk show or anything even close to
that. They're super supportive that, to

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be honest, I think like each
of them individually shaped. Our music tastes

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pretty heavily, so it makes sense. Also, I don't know, I

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mean, I think the same for
the other guys. But my dad always

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joked about driving the tour bus for
us someday. Nice, So now I'm

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like, okay, cool, I'm
rewarding you with that as you have asked

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for it. Like they've all joked
about this forever. They're like, come

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on, bring us on tour,
and then when we actually call them out,

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they're like, oh shit, now
we gotta go. I know,

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right, And our dads are cool, which is great, Like my dad's

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bear band is Green Day. I
love it. See, I love hearing

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the squad. We call them the
Delf squad? Nice And why do you

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call them that because there are a
bunch of dilfts, not oh well,

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there you go, there you go
delicious. So do they get all the

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groupies, all your groupies? Oh
not allowed. We don't know no groups.

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We don't even allow ourselves have groupies. We're settlement that. You know

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what, That's probably the smartest thing
as a band you could ever do,

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because thank you, look at history, what has always fucked up? Exactly?

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We're gonna get Yoko right, No, I want to get Yoko.

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Oh yes, Yoko Oha reversed.
So what's the craziest shit that's happened in

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your musical journey? I think going
on to a blanky two and playing Massive

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Square Garden exactly, two years from
our first show ever. Wow, Yeah,

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Madison Square Garden. If you're gonna
play anywhere, that's the place.

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Crazy man. That was also stressful
as all fuck, but it was really

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fun. It was really crazy too
because like basically we started touring a year

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ago and we went from we did
our headline tour, which was like three

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hundred caps, then we went to
fifteen hundred caps to twenty thousand caps in

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a matter of six months. What's
your secret? Uh, being nice?

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Look at that and just loving what
you do. I think passion perseveres.

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Oh groupies, no groupies, no
groupies whatsoever. Yeah, that was a

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good rule. And I passion as
like my biggest word because in this business,

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why would you be in this business
this unless you had a passion for

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it and loved it, because otherwise
it would suck. I think you can't

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fail if you don't give up.
That's true. Absolutely, that's a that's

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a that's a verbal bomb. And
you know, I'm a motivational from someone

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from Twitter somewhere said that. I
don't know I've heard it before because there

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it is. No Drake is not
that woke. And I'm also a motivational

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speaker. So I like that ship
that should be it's all you. That

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should be like your slogan. Yeah, you can't fail if you don't give

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up. It's so good. Yeah, do you have a song like that,

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because that should be maybe your next
song that's it'd be very positive lane

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for us. I don't think we
have anything that positive in our music.

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See. See you could freak people
out though, because like how many songs

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are ner that they sound angry and
they sound like they're angst and they're really

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not. Yeah, like you think
it's some of the Blink songs, they're

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kind of like motivational. Sometimes a
lot of like metal bands, I feel

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like, write songs about love and
whatever stuff. Yeah, kind of like

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Local Meg it's screaming data remember is
really good at that? Larryalid, The

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Wiggles Crazy one nice. Oh yeah, we want to do a cover of

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fruit slid by the Wiggles, do
it? Do it? We think it

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would go hard. That one has
some mixed messaging, bro, there's some

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metaphors in that one. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy. So how does

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everybody reach out to you guys on
socials on the web, by your merch

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out the tour days Slide into our
dms on Instagram at BSD dot wave that's

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w a V. And then on
TikTok beauty dot School dot drop Out that's

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the ones that really matter. Twitter, BSD Underscore Wave and if you just

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type in Beauty School Dropout band on
Google, you can just find all of

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it. Us on tour or we're
on tour from October fourteenth to December ninth

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or everywhere worldwide, not worldwide,
just nationwide. And also new album Ready

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to Eat drops on October thirteenth.
My birthday is October eleventh, mine's October

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sixteenth. Look at that, Libras
ear saying to you, brother, that's

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our gift to you. There you
go. Hey, listen, there's coming

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nobody better than Libras, right,
We're the best. You know. It's

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not even like a debate, No, not at all. Most people are

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great, and especially when comes to
creative shit, because libras are always like

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the creatives. Yeah, I would
say that I'm the mastermind behind the band.

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I'd just like to follow suit as
much as possible. Nice. You

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should see him in his skin suit. Uh oh are you gonna wear that

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on stage? Yeah? He wears
his birthday suit, the skin suit I

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tried to. I came in.
I came actually like in it this morning,

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but they wouldn't let me into the
festival grounds until I took me.

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You could go like Jim Morrison,
man, Yeah, see, did you

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ever have so much fun in an
interview? These are usually fucking boring.

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This was the most fun interview we've
had in a long time. See,

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I love hearing that because like,
they're usually fucking boring. I said,

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listen, sometimes I'm like, if
I was on the other end, I'd

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be like I would just probably walk
away. I'd be so bored to tears.

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I do have to say, if
I get asked one more time how

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we got our band name, which
I know we'll get it for the rest

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of our lives, but like,
notice that's the one like I will never

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ask because it's the fucking stupidest question. Number one also never a good reason

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why. And number three Also it's
like every band says the same thing.

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They hate hearing it because they hear
it so many times. I got a

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funny story for you though, hit
me Okay. So usually before my interviews

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I'll say something like I'll never ask
you stupid questions like how'd you get your

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band name. So I'm interviewing August
Burns Red and they're like, well,

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then you're lucky because we make up
a different story every freaking time. You

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see that girl over there, he
goes, She asks him, and he

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goes. We always do it with
a straight face. We said to her,

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well, we were teenagers. My
sister got this dog. It's we

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named it August. One day,
we're out in the street party and we

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decided to be fun. Need to
light the dog on fire and watch it

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run down the street. Ergo August
Burns Red, Oh my god, And

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they were like, you had to
see the look of horror on her face.

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But you deserve that if you're getta
ask that kaya question, Like,

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that's what I would do. Just
fuck with it. Ask us how we

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met? How did you meet Grinder? There's a there's a threesome section.

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Oh that's great. The start a
band section? Yeah, start a band

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section? I mean, crazy ad
to do with Grinder? Start a band

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section? I think I think you
should do like tiktoks, like pretending about

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the whole Grinder. Oh this is
good. That's that's good. You didn't

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have to pretend. We just yeah, see exists yeah, see there it

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is. Yeah, my grinder handle
is Teddy Bear sixty nine yours what's your

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grinder handle? Safe word stop?
And Bardo's pipe Man there, that one's

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taken. I knew I've seen you
somewhere else. You know, they're good.

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There's people, Okay, I hate
to say it, but sometimes listeners

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are stupid. There's people that are
actually gonna look that shit up. Because

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I have this fake group on.
Okay, on my on my live show,

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the Pipe Man group on. And
basically I did this whole like dark

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night thing, you know, and
so like my place where I live is

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the Pipe Cave, and so yeah, crazy, So it's this new bed

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and breakfast call and it's a new
group on. It's normally one hundred and

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ninety nine a night. If you
call during the show, ninety nine dollars

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a night, you come to the
Pipe Cave, you service the pipe Man

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all night long. Then you serve
me breakfast, and then you go home

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and head and breakfast. Oh wow, chicks call into the show to buy

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this fake group on. Kid,
that's awesome. That is crazy. Service

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the pipe Man, the pipe Man. They come, they can lay the

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pipe for you. Lay that pipe
plumber certification on site service the pipe Man.

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I think what I'm gonna have to
do is I'll tell tell the engineer

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while he's editing this, like to
slip that Pipeman Group on commercial into this

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interview. Please, It'll be like
right after that. I'll go right into

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it. Because I have the woman
that runs my Louisia studio. She has

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this real soul chy voice and you
can see the pipe Man two. Can't

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wait? Can we punch this in
now? A message from our sponsors.

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Are you tired of the same old
bed and breakfast? Come missit the pipe

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case where you can service the pipe
man, Oh my long, and then

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serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get
the hell out. That's the pipe Man

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group on. The Group on Special
is normally one ninety nine, but today

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it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just call into the show right now

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five six y one six two three
nine four two nine, and you too

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can have the Pipeman groupon I had
the group on you should too. That's

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perfect. I love it. The
Pipemobile I have that well, I have

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that. It's the pipe jeep,
the pipe jeep. Yeah, oh my

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god. When I when I drive
the festivals, I have the pipe jeep

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at the festival that is just unreal. I love you. All you need

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is a theme song. I've had
a few bads actually sing some my intro

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and outro. When you hear the
interview, you'll hear are my grandchildren,

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And it's so funny because it's got
this and then you hear what's it tad

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pipe man? You'll hear I swear
to god. But I have had bands

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write a song right during the interview, so they're all auditioning for that.

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That song spot you guys want to
try it now? Yeah, shoe wop

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bup bup, bush wop busho wopp. I can't you've been vibes. Oh

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do you hear his guitar that even
got his ribbon in the background. Yeah,

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you had the lead going on with
the with the riff. It was

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in tune with each Yeah. I
don't have a click, so I was

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struggling a lot little bit, but
all right, there it is. There

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we go. Well, you guys
freaking rock. You're like the best man

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after shock till my next interview.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't say that

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second half and just spend the rest
of my day in bliss. There it

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is, but you guys do rock. Everybody's gotta check you out, and

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they can't listen to my show anymore
unless say buy your merch facts period.

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Amen, slay Man. Take it
to They're Ready to Eat Tour, Come

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party with us, ready to eat, and do a meet and greet with

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the pipe Man, Pipe Man,
Pipe Man. Thank you for listening to

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the adventures of pipe Man. I'm
w for c u I Radio.