Sept. 13, 2023
PipemanRadio Interviews Crobot at Rocklahoma 2023
On this episode of The Adventures of Pipeman, we’re joined by special guest Crobot at Rocklahoma. Pipeman and the band discuss the challenges of keeping up with the trends and the amount of effort that goes into promoting content on platforms like Tik...
On this episode of The Adventures of Pipeman, we’re joined by special guest Crobot at Rocklahoma. Pipeman and the band discuss the challenges of keeping up with the trends and the amount of effort that goes into promoting content on platforms like Tik Tok regularly. The band is currently working on new music and an anticipated music video to come soon after their performance at Rocklahoma (“Allegedly”). Pipeman and Crobot discuss the turning of the times and hypothesize how ChatGPT and A.I. can’t rock & roll. You can find the band at Crobotband.com for more information on upcoming tour dates, merch, and upcoming releases.
The Adventures of Pipeman Podcast is also available on Talk 4 Podcasting (www.talk4podcasting.com), iHeartRadio, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, Audible, and over 100 other podcast outlets.
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The Adventures of Pipeman is broadcast live daily at 8AM ET.
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Adventures pipe Man W four c Y
Radio and I'm here with Robot. I
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love it, love it. I
would you know, listen, I was
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so excited you're gonna be here today
because you guys are like the most fun
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band ever. We paid you to
say that. Yeah, but you know
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it wasn't enough. Here's another dollar, right, it's funny. We were
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just talking about strip clubs. Now
you're offering me a dollar. Hey,
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I still haven't seen you shake it, baby. I know. Well,
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I'll tell you what though. You
might have some fun if you shake it
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with that vest. For those girls
behind me, they love your vest,
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okay, they think they want it. This has been, like I want
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to say, probably eight years.
I've had this thing and it smells like
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it you've never never dry cleaned it
once? Yeah, say, and just
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for simple principle, I don't think
I'm ever gonna right. I don't think
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I'm gonna it might ruin. It's
it's part of its probably. Well,
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it's like it's like giving it's like
taking away Jack Daniels from Lemmy. Just
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what's keeping it as the funky stuff? Don't do that? You know you
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should have let me perform with you, you know, like from the post
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mortem. Yeah, yeah, it
couldn't smell any worse. Yeah, exactly,
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say you could have a contest which
smells more Lemmy or your best after?
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Right, So have you ever played
Rocklhoma before? I don't even remember.
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This is my first time, but
Brandon, yes, second time,
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right, second time. Last time
we played here there was a tornado.
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I hear. That's just about every
year. Oh yeah, yeah. We
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thought there was something so special about
that and we got there like that's like
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every year, I know, right, and Christine and I were talking about
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this earlier, and she said,
you gotta have him tell the story of
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whether he was here for a tornado. Yeah. Yeah. So we were
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running around being nuts, and I
think Jared James Nichols came into our dressing
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room and we were drinking and having
a great time, and then all of
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a sudden, well, no,
we were the last band to play.
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Actually yea, but we could just
got done playing and we went to our
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dressing room and Jared James Nichols came
in and we were drinking, drinking,
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drinking, and then we hear this
rumor like everything's getting shut down, everything's
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getting shut down, you know,
batting down the hatches, and we're just
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in these like trailers, like we
got here this year and they're like,
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oh, they smartened up. They
put us in like storage units this time.
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I don't think that. I don't
think the tornado is lifting these things
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off. It's only because the trailers
are gone. Yeah, well that's it.
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And I think what it happened is
we got out a dodge before before
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everything went down. And by everything
went down, I mean tools, video
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wall went came crashing down. I
think it was two million dollars worth led
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video wall. I just came crashing
down, happy Meanyard was not happy.
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No, But yeah, that was
that was the story. We got out
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of here, and and we did, and actually we stopped at a gas
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station and we realized we were in
Kansas anymore when they had all the all
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the windows barred up and and the
doors were locked, and uh, you
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know We're like, we just gotta
take a pee, and and we're outside,
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just peeing outside, and uh,
we start hearing the sirens, like
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the town sirens, and no nobody
in sight. Right, everything's a ghost
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town. And we're just like,
we gotta get the hell out of here.
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Put your PEPs away, it's time
to go. Oh my god.
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And did you get out a dodge
without a scratch? Well, I don't
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know about without a scratch, but
we made it with just about all of
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our body parts. So I have
an interesting tornado story, yeah, because
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I live in Florida, so we
have that crap too. And as you
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know you've played Rockville, it's always
fucking evacuated every year because it's during hurricane
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season. Go figure. But I
was sitting with my neighbor across the street
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on the bed of his pickup truck. We're just hanging out and we look
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behind my house and a tornado touched
down my backyard and we just looked each
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other. We're like, well,
there's nowhere we could go. We don't
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have time, so good luck with
this. The fucking thing, Like,
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obviously it worked out well, I'm
here, but it jumped over my house,
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over our heads, over his house
and touchdown in his backyard. Whoa,
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And we were just like, oh
shit, what kind of bad stuff
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are you guys doing that? That's
like, well it's hard, carmenad come
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on, you have to say anymore? Like is there a reason we always
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have hurricanes and torn it like God
is trying to wipe us out? It's
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because it's so beautiful there all the
time. Yeah, well accept the people.
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Oh man, So what's new going
on with Crobot? There? Maybe
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some rumors we may or may not
be writing some new material. We may
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or may not be getting into the
studio soon, We may or may not
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be thinking about some music videos,
releasing cascading, getting ready for a new
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record, maybe allegedly. I don't
know. I'm just saying I don't confirm
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nor denying. Sure, that's a
pretty incredible hypothesis you have there, Dan,
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Are you gonna be creating new TikTok
though? Yeah? Yeah, mostly
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mostly just in our minds though,
because uh, you know, actually doing
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and posting to TikTok it takes a
lot of time. It is a lot
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of work. It's not at work. And I don't know if it's just
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because like I'm I'm on that verge
of like boomerism in the way that I
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work technology. But it's a lot
of work, I'm telling you. You
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know, after doing a few tiktoks, I'm like, I got like five
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hundred drafts of my TikTok. I'm
like, fuck this, it's too much
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work. Yeah, that's not I
mean you just tend to overthink it.
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Yeah. Yeah, we'll be thinking
about we'll be overthinking about making some new
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tiktoks. How about how about your
only fans? How's that doing? Oh
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that's been great. You don't got
to think about that. All all you
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do there is just hit record.
Yeah, I mean there's no thought into
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that at all. So question is
okay. So from what I hear,
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are the number one only fans and
number two are feet I'm eating? Do
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you do both? Yeah? Eat
feet? I mean why why not?
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It's righting itself already. See See, we we don't have to overthink it.
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We just we just crush some grapes, right, and only fans will
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the algorithm will work its magic and
we'll be number one in no time.
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There you go. We're in the
wrong business here, I'm telling I'm telling
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you, we gotta be crushing some
grapes on only fans, that's right,
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absolutely, yeah, squeezing some lemons
with our toes. I think I'm gonna
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puke, easy peasy lemon tozy.
So that see, I'm giving you material
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for you know, a supposed album, like if there were a new Crowbod
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album. Yeah, you could sing
about only fans, write a song about
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only fans. We could or we
could do an only dance which yes,
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please please sing about me if you
were to Okay, now I'm gonna put
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you on the spot. If you
were going to sing a song about only
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dance, sing it for me with
what would the lyrics be? Right now?
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Only dance is the only maeans only
please for the holy fans see a
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dance? I love it. See
that. That's what That's what people,
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That's what we need to do in
interviews from now on, Like instead of
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press people just asking how do you
get your band name, just you go
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around all the press people and just
have like collaborate and write a song in
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every interview and then you have a
whole album on the spot Johnny, Right,
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yeah, come on, that's a
great idea. I like it,
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right, I love it. I
especially like to just make it up on
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the fly, right, nobody ever
knows where I'm going with it, not
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even me. Well, if you
knew, then you'd know that's right,
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that's right, And not knowing it's
the best one. I think I want
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that on my headstone. See mark
that down, put it in your will,
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and also put a disclaimer if you
don't fucking put that. I'm coming
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back to haunt. Yeah, oh
man, So what else should we talk
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about? Like, what do you
got to tell the people that we haven't
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covered? M See that's a tough
question, right, Yeah, this is
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this is the last show for a
little while, So we're gonna be locking
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the locks on the wood shed and
you know, just pumping out some new
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material and wait, wait, wait
supposed allegedly come on now, right,
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this is a hypothetical situation. I
didn't write it, chat GPT did,
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so please excuse me. This is
not my script. Now you're deviating away
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from boomerism, okay, cup,
Yeah what about that? Like, now
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there's probably you know, there were
bands that form themselves, as you know,
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with millions of TikTok followers copying other
music, and now there's gonna be
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bands that are just gonna write music
with chat GBT and not know what the
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fuck they're doing. Oh yeah,
yeah, I mean it takes away all
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the five writers, right, I
mean, not speaking for ourselves. Can
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chat GBT play a guitar though?
Because I don't think chat GPT will ever
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be rock and roll enough right?
Ever? Replace us? You could never
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smell like this. I tell you
that certainly could not replace Crobot. There's
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a few other bands maybe even play
it here, that they could replace,
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but not Crobot. Well, thank
you, sir, of course. So
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where has been your favorite gig in
your whole musical career? See, I've
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interviewed you so many times. I
got to come up with new questions.
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You know whoa See, he's got
to think about that. That was our
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only fans, fans, our only
dance fans. Quiet, quiet on the
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set, he's off the clock.
So what do you think? What do
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you think? Can you think of
it? You're supposed to say Rockklahoma,
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Oklahoma on twenty twenty three, don't
I don't know. There have been so
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many great places that we played throughout
the years. We've had the pleasure of
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playing with so many great bands,
and and some way we've pinched me.
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But we've We've been on so many
great tours. I can't I can't think
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of a single single show in in
memory because it's my memory is just really
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bad. But I was very fond
of the Motorhead tour that we were on.
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WHOA who would in hindsight, you
know it was the last US tours.
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You're like a LEMMI mini me.
I've been told that, right,
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told that. Say, it's all
the chops. That's it, That's why
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it is. It is the chops. I got something fun to do.
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You want to do something fun only
that I know you would love doing this.
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See that dude over there with the
dreads. I want you guys to
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yell at him, Fuck Sewn Nations. He's in another band, this band
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actually even in death. His name's
Sean Nations. But it's a big joke
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around Rock Oklahoma that everybody's yelling fuck
Sewn Nations. So you gotta say it
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loud enough so he hears it.
He's not being interviewed, so you're not
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interrupting. What fuck Sean Nations.
Fuck Sewn Nations, Fuck Sean Nations.
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He got us on videos phone.
I love it so ary. Final words,
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you want to leave me? With
before I get ready, you quef?
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And how do you like? How
do you like your queef? How
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do I like my quef? Morn
wet? There you go? That do
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they squirt when they quief? Oh? God? Are we even allowed to
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talk like That's in twenty twenty three. I'm just around all these eighties sunset
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strip bands. It's like all coming
back to me. Listen. We've we've
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been on tour with Steel Panther,
so it's nothing that we haven't seen before,
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right, exactly. Well, you
guys fucking rock when my favorite festival
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entertainments is Robot. Well, thank
you man, and uh thanks for being
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on the Adventures Pipe Man. Oh
of course always pleasure always. Oh.
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One last thing before I let you
go, Let's tell everybody I reach out
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to you on socials on the web
and buy your fucking merch because they can't
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listen to this interview unless they buy
your Merchcrobot band dot com and also only
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fans dot com slash Crobot band and
only Dans dot com. No slash,
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it's Dan owns it. It's only
Dan. It's only Dan. Okay,
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cool, you guys rock your hair
rock Oklahoma. I love it and uh
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fuck that's bad. Uh oh.
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Adventures pipe Man W four c Y
Radio and I'm here with Robot. I
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love it, love it. I
would you know, listen, I was
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so excited you're gonna be here today
because you guys are like the most fun
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band ever. We paid you to
say that. Yeah, but you know
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it wasn't enough. Here's another dollar, right, it's funny. We were
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just talking about strip clubs. Now
you're offering me a dollar. Hey,
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I still haven't seen you shake it, baby. I know. Well,
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I'll tell you what though. You
might have some fun if you shake it
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with that vest. For those girls
behind me, they love your vest,
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okay, they think they want it. This has been, like I want
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to say, probably eight years.
I've had this thing and it smells like
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it you've never never dry cleaned it
once? Yeah, say, and just
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for simple principle, I don't think
I'm ever gonna right. I don't think
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I'm gonna it might ruin. It's
it's part of its probably. Well,
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it's like it's like giving it's like
taking away Jack Daniels from Lemmy. Just
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what's keeping it as the funky stuff? Don't do that? You know you
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should have let me perform with you, you know, like from the post
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mortem. Yeah, yeah, it
couldn't smell any worse. Yeah, exactly,
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say you could have a contest which
smells more Lemmy or your best after?
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Right, So have you ever played
Rocklhoma before? I don't even remember.
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This is my first time, but
Brandon, yes, second time,
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right, second time. Last time
we played here there was a tornado.
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I hear. That's just about every
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thought there was something so special about
that and we got there like that's like
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every year, I know, right, and Christine and I were talking about
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this earlier, and she said,
you gotta have him tell the story of
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whether he was here for a tornado. Yeah. Yeah. So we were
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running around being nuts, and I
think Jared James Nichols came into our dressing
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room and we were drinking and having
a great time, and then all of
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a sudden, well, no,
we were the last band to play.
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Actually yea, but we could just
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dressing room and Jared James Nichols came
in and we were drinking, drinking,
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drinking, and then we hear this
rumor like everything's getting shut down, everything's
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getting shut down, you know,
batting down the hatches, and we're just
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in these like trailers, like we
got here this year and they're like,
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oh, they smartened up. They
put us in like storage units this time.
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I don't think that. I don't
think the tornado is lifting these things
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off. It's only because the trailers
are gone. Yeah, well that's it.
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we got out a dodge before before
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everything went down. And by everything
went down, I mean tools, video
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wall went came crashing down. I
think it was two million dollars worth led
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video wall. I just came crashing
down, happy Meanyard was not happy.
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No, But yeah, that was
that was the story. We got out
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of here, and and we did, and actually we stopped at a gas
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station and we realized we were in
Kansas anymore when they had all the all
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the windows barred up and and the
doors were locked, and uh, you
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know We're like, we just gotta
take a pee, and and we're outside,
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just peeing outside, and uh,
we start hearing the sirens, like
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the town sirens, and no nobody
in sight. Right, everything's a ghost
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town. And we're just like,
we gotta get the hell out of here.
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Put your PEPs away, it's time
to go. Oh my god.
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And did you get out a dodge
without a scratch? Well, I don't
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know about without a scratch, but
we made it with just about all of
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our body parts. So I have
an interesting tornado story, yeah, because
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I live in Florida, so we
have that crap too. And as you
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know you've played Rockville, it's always
fucking evacuated every year because it's during hurricane
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season. Go figure. But I
was sitting with my neighbor across the street
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on the bed of his pickup truck. We're just hanging out and we look
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behind my house and a tornado touched
down my backyard and we just looked each
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other. We're like, well,
there's nowhere we could go. We don't
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have time, so good luck with
this. The fucking thing, Like,
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obviously it worked out well, I'm
here, but it jumped over my house,
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over our heads, over his house
and touchdown in his backyard. Whoa,
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And we were just like, oh
shit, what kind of bad stuff
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are you guys doing that? That's
like, well it's hard, carmenad come
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on, you have to say anymore? Like is there a reason we always
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have hurricanes and torn it like God
is trying to wipe us out? It's
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because it's so beautiful there all the
time. Yeah, well accept the people.
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Oh man, So what's new going
on with Crobot? There? Maybe
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some rumors we may or may not
be writing some new material. We may
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or may not be getting into the
studio soon, We may or may not
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be thinking about some music videos,
releasing cascading, getting ready for a new
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record, maybe allegedly. I don't
know. I'm just saying I don't confirm
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nor denying. Sure, that's a
pretty incredible hypothesis you have there, Dan,
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Are you gonna be creating new TikTok
though? Yeah? Yeah, mostly
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mostly just in our minds though,
because uh, you know, actually doing
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and posting to TikTok it takes a
lot of time. It is a lot
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of work. It's not at work. And I don't know if it's just
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because like I'm I'm on that verge
of like boomerism in the way that I
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work technology. But it's a lot
of work, I'm telling you. You
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know, after doing a few tiktoks, I'm like, I got like five
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hundred drafts of my TikTok. I'm
like, fuck this, it's too much
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work. Yeah, that's not I
mean you just tend to overthink it.
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Yeah. Yeah, we'll be thinking
about we'll be overthinking about making some new
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tiktoks. How about how about your
only fans? How's that doing? Oh
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that's been great. You don't got
to think about that. All all you
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do there is just hit record.
Yeah, I mean there's no thought into
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that at all. So question is
okay. So from what I hear,
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are the number one only fans and
number two are feet I'm eating? Do
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you do both? Yeah? Eat
feet? I mean why why not?
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It's righting itself already. See See, we we don't have to overthink it.
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We just we just crush some grapes, right, and only fans will
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the algorithm will work its magic and
we'll be number one in no time.
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There you go. We're in the
wrong business here, I'm telling I'm telling
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you, we gotta be crushing some
grapes on only fans, that's right,
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absolutely, yeah, squeezing some lemons
with our toes. I think I'm gonna
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puke, easy peasy lemon tozy.
So that see, I'm giving you material
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for you know, a supposed album, like if there were a new Crowbod
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album. Yeah, you could sing
about only fans, write a song about
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only fans. We could or we
could do an only dance which yes,
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please please sing about me if you
were to Okay, now I'm gonna put
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you on the spot. If you
were going to sing a song about only
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dance, sing it for me with
what would the lyrics be? Right now?
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Only dance is the only maeans only
please for the holy fans see a
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dance? I love it. See
that. That's what That's what people,
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That's what we need to do in
interviews from now on, Like instead of
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press people just asking how do you
get your band name, just you go
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around all the press people and just
have like collaborate and write a song in
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every interview and then you have a
whole album on the spot Johnny, Right,
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yeah, come on, that's a
great idea. I like it,
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right, I love it. I
especially like to just make it up on
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the fly, right, nobody ever
knows where I'm going with it, not
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even me. Well, if you
knew, then you'd know that's right,
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that's right, And not knowing it's
the best one. I think I want
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that on my headstone. See mark
that down, put it in your will,
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and also put a disclaimer if you
don't fucking put that. I'm coming
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back to haunt. Yeah, oh
man, So what else should we talk
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about? Like, what do you
got to tell the people that we haven't
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covered? M See that's a tough
question, right, Yeah, this is
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this is the last show for a
little while, So we're gonna be locking
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the locks on the wood shed and
you know, just pumping out some new
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material and wait, wait, wait
supposed allegedly come on now, right,
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this is a hypothetical situation. I
didn't write it, chat GPT did,
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so please excuse me. This is
not my script. Now you're deviating away
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from boomerism, okay, cup,
Yeah what about that? Like, now
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there's probably you know, there were
bands that form themselves, as you know,
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with millions of TikTok followers copying other
music, and now there's gonna be
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bands that are just gonna write music
with chat GBT and not know what the
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fuck they're doing. Oh yeah,
yeah, I mean it takes away all
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the five writers, right, I
mean, not speaking for ourselves. Can
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chat GBT play a guitar though?
Because I don't think chat GPT will ever
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be rock and roll enough right?
Ever? Replace us? You could never
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smell like this. I tell you
that certainly could not replace Crobot. There's
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a few other bands maybe even play
it here, that they could replace,
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but not Crobot. Well, thank
you, sir, of course. So
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where has been your favorite gig in
your whole musical career? See, I've
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interviewed you so many times. I
got to come up with new questions.
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You know whoa See, he's got
to think about that. That was our
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only fans, fans, our only
dance fans. Quiet, quiet on the
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set, he's off the clock.
So what do you think? What do
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you think? Can you think of
it? You're supposed to say Rockklahoma,
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Oklahoma on twenty twenty three, don't
I don't know. There have been so
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many great places that we played throughout
the years. We've had the pleasure of
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playing with so many great bands,
and and some way we've pinched me.
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But we've We've been on so many
great tours. I can't I can't think
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of a single single show in in
memory because it's my memory is just really
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bad. But I was very fond
of the Motorhead tour that we were on.
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WHOA who would in hindsight, you
know it was the last US tours.
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You're like a LEMMI mini me.
I've been told that, right,
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told that. Say, it's all
the chops. That's it, That's why
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it is. It is the chops. I got something fun to do.
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You want to do something fun only
that I know you would love doing this.
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See that dude over there with the
dreads. I want you guys to
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yell at him, Fuck Sewn Nations. He's in another band, this band
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actually even in death. His name's
Sean Nations. But it's a big joke
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around Rock Oklahoma that everybody's yelling fuck
Sewn Nations. So you gotta say it
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loud enough so he hears it.
He's not being interviewed, so you're not
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interrupting. What fuck Sean Nations.
Fuck Sewn Nations, Fuck Sean Nations.
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He got us on videos phone.
I love it so ary. Final words,
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you want to leave me? With
before I get ready, you quef?
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And how do you like? How
do you like your queef? How
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do I like my quef? Morn
wet? There you go? That do
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they squirt when they quief? Oh? God? Are we even allowed to
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talk like That's in twenty twenty three. I'm just around all these eighties sunset
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strip bands. It's like all coming
back to me. Listen. We've we've
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been on tour with Steel Panther,
so it's nothing that we haven't seen before,
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right, exactly. Well, you
guys fucking rock when my favorite festival
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entertainments is Robot. Well, thank
you man, and uh thanks for being
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on the Adventures Pipe Man. Oh
of course always pleasure always. Oh.
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One last thing before I let you
go, Let's tell everybody I reach out
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to you on socials on the web
and buy your fucking merch because they can't
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listen to this interview unless they buy
your Merchcrobot band dot com and also only
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fans dot com slash Crobot band and
only Dans dot com. No slash,
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it's Dan owns it. It's only
Dan. It's only Dan. Okay,
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cool, you guys rock your hair
rock Oklahoma. I love it and uh
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fuck that's bad. Uh oh.
Thank you for listening to the adventures of
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pipe Man on W four CUI Radio.
