PipemanRadio Interviews Gwar at Rocklahoma 2023

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Can time listens the pipe Man here on

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Bull Destructor to be of guir.
You know, when you were walking by

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before I this other interview, I
told him, you guys, we have

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to end an interview or else Guar
is gonna eat you right next. I'm

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hungry. I need I needed to
eat something that you should have kept him

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here. We could have did an
interview. That would have been great.

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That's the guy interview. Now.
I gotta tell you something fight. You're

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gonna laugh because I interviewed blowth Are
at download and you guys had some problems

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at that. You know, there
was an invasion and some of the humans

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stole your costume. They did,
okay, so blowth Are came out in

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the pres tent just as him a
human herself, you know, like he

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I don't know, you use some
machine in your spaceship that turned him into

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a human. We have that technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

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it was so funny though, because
there was a photographer sitting across from us.

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He had gummy bears and blowth are. In the middle of the interview,

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he's like, hey, hey,
you give me some of those,

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give me, give me the whole
bag. The guy had no clue.

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I mean it was apparent r was
no clue. That's how great the technology.

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Humans don't have that techno, know, right, how do you have

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that technology, spaces bro. I
mean, we got all kinds of tech,

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you know, we can. We
can turn ourselves humid, turn ourselves

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into animals, whatever the hell we
want. It's great, that's right,

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that's right. You're the ultimate shape
shift. That's right. So what are

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you gonna do here at Rockklahoma?
Like, what what shocking thing are you

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gonna do to humans here? Are
get on get on stage and actually play

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a set. Oh my god,
they're kidding me. Yeah, everybody knows

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what song to play, and everybody
holds play in the right order. So

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that'll be shocking enough. But we
will cause the same cartage and destruction and

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mayhem that you have grown in love
in a guar show. They'll be blood

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everywhere dead celebrities and politicians in the
wake. So yeah, it's gonna be

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amazing. I love it. So
now do you guys love it when the

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press is in the photo pit and
you get to purposely hit them with blood?

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How did you know? Our secret
man? Right, I've got to

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go out of the way to aim
at them. Yeah, because I've been

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there. I'm like, I'm out
of here. I watched all the other

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photographers are getting all their ship up. Yeah, yeah, have fun with

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that. You're gonna die. They're
gonna some of them look like they're going

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deep sea diving, wrapping their cameras
and themselves and saran rap. You know.

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So what I don't understand. You're
very advanced people prepare to us.

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Yeah, why do you need more
penises than us? More penis? I

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mean because there's always you gotta insimilate
everything you come in contact with. That's

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how you appropriate a species, right, you gotta be a fishent, So

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you need more of them. It's
simple math. I mean, you know

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you got four dicks, You're gonna
be able to pregnate four people at once,

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right, So does that mean walking
amongst us are a bunch of guar

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offspring? Yes, you guys are
offspring of the scub dogs, and that's

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uh, you know, an unfortunate
turn of events for you guys because you

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know, it's kind of a what
do you call that? Incestuous that we

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still fuck you o that now?
Is there are you? Like, is

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there anything out there in the universe
because we can't go that far like you

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can. That is even more powerful
than you guys. Yeah, our boss,

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the Master of the Universe. He's
the most powerful thing. He's created

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the entire universe. He's created everything
here and he just likes to fuck with

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everything. So you know, he's
not a very up you know, uh

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giving creator, but he's awesome.
You know. He lets us do what

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we want right now. So how
could you don't like that? Absolutely?

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So if he took on Superman,
who would win? Uh? Well,

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se Man, it's a fictional character. I'm not I'm real. Yeah,

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that's true. The left there is
a real Superman. If there is a

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real super yeah, I mean,
you come on, man, you're gonna

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be All I have to do is
get that green rocket throw it at him.

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I mean I believe more that Superman
it's real than that the United States

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will have a good president. Yeah, that's completely fictional that the United States

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we'll ever have a good president and
anybody's lifetime that will hear this. That's

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right, that's right. Have you
guys gone out to the campgrounds here?

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No? Haven't. I think after
your set, you guys need to roam

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the campgrounds because there's a lot of
human beings out there that we want to

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get rid of. Okay, good, I'm glad they're here like that.

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The lowest form of human beings are
at the Roklahoma camp all right. We

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want to make a round out there
and we eat out some of those people.

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Yeah, there's even there. There's
a strip club camp site out.

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You guys could go stripping on the
stripper plant. Yeah, we can get

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on the poll makes money. Yeah, we're dropped dead sexy anyways, I

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mean you know that's right, that's
right. So what is new for guar

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after Ockklahomer. Well, we're going
out on a new tour. It's a

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The Age of Imbeciles tour. It's
gonna be thinking end of September or something

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in October. There's gonna be a
lot of good cartage on that gonna be

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a lot of good bands on that
trip. And uh yeah, they'll you'll

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be able to check on guar dot
net for any of that information. Nice.

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Nice. What's the craziest story that
you have as an extricxrestrial hot and

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being here on Earth? I mean, just way too many just to comment

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on. But I mean, look, if you guys just look at how

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ridiculous this planet is right now,
it's it's all a joke, right,

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You guys are hurling through space on
this little rock, and you guys get

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along with each other. You are
you over imaginary lines in the sand.

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Right, You guys fuck each other
at any given moment. So it is

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one big hoot to watch you guys
go at it now? Is that why

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when blowth Are walked by before he
flipped me off? Yeah he yeah,

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I'm sure he did because of that
and the gummy bearns and it probably didn't

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help. Yeah, no, I
think he got sick from the gummy bears,

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like you guys can't eat or yeah, some of it's terrible. Well,

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we got so much process bullshit,
dude, like it doesn't agree with

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it, No, it does.
It It's upsets his stomach sometimes. I

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think you put it here so you
can destroy all its humans. Well that's

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that's part of it. Yeah.
I mean, but you know, the

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iroty of it is most of it
is you guys doing it to each other.

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Well, that's true. You just
get to sit back and laugh because

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we're crazy. We're idiot crazy.
So we are ripening for a takeover.

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Yeah, and uh I Guar is
finally gonna have their way with the world

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while we're fighting each other. You're
just gonna take over. Yeah, that's

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that's perfect conflict management. We get
to do whatever. The US government engages

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in it all the time. They're
like, ohh don't pay attention to what

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we're doing over here. You guys
gotta argue about some other bullshit like a

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pronouns or something. I don't know, but you know that's primarily what the

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US government does constantly speaking of pronouns. What would be a pronoun for you?

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Kill? Killer, death, You're
gonna have to put that on your

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Instagram profile. Love it. Well, you guys are gonna fucking rock rock

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Lahoma, that's right. And I
think you're gonna destroy the place. Yeah,

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I'm happy about it because tornadoes have
not destroyed this place and have tried,

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but this place is not seeing guar. Yeah, and they're about.

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It's gonna be a smoldering crater after
the show. I love it. Well,

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thanks for being here, even though
you're trying to destroy my speech.

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No problem, pipe Man. Well
we'll kill everything here and then, you

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know, maybe we'll let you go. Yeah, you're gonna escape to tell

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your story. That's right, you
can. You know what, I don't

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even care if you kill the rest
of humans, because they're all a bunch

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of assholes. I'm concerned. I'm
about to joining you guys, All right,

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come on over to the other side. There it is. I love

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it. Thanks for being on the
Adventures of pipe Man. Yeah, man,

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have a good one. This is
solbol Destructor and to be of far

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and you listening to the Pipe Man
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