PipemanRadio Interviews GWAR at Welcome To Rockville 2025

0:04 Hey Year, Luntwo yu woz Wow, pray you. Welcome to Ronville, North America's largest rock festival is finally here. Four forty shock year, one point three million album sales, twenty two releases, three hundred and. Nineteen songs, two hundred million streams of. Fifty million video views, two thousand, six hundred one shows, two million tickets sold, two thousand, four hundred eighteen politicians and public figures killed, decapitated, played, or otherwise investirated on state. I've already been banned. Banned in three countries in the nineties, ten feature films, eleven comic books, twenty sixteen, the Appearances, three strategic war games, one crack, addicted dinosaurs, three hundred and forty seven thousand, five hundred and fifty nine parents terrified, four popes enraged to arrests, one fallas conference gate it zero convix us, one bar countless tragedy, two Grammy numbinies, forty years of the Rocks, till your Lord's Masters and still be.

1:13 This in but It's favorite band forty shocking years. This is the pipe Man Here on the Adventures of Pipe Man W four c y radio A. Welcome to Rockville here with the Almighty. Gar that's right. Humans, that's right, humans. Yeah, fuck the humans. We're fucked up right now. I wish you guys would destroy the Earth because we're really fucked up. Are trying as hard and as fast as we can to kill every one of you and let this planet retake that's natural. But look, man, we want to party. That's how you're gonna party because we're a bunch of assholes now. Oh shit, yeah, we want to party. We would erect the planet as much as we can. We're gonna be like the unwelcome house guest. We're gonna trash this place and leave it a smoldering crater, like he said, to let it go back to what the way it was before you guys showed up.

2:05 Dogs will take over and it will be glorious. Oh, that'll be glorious for sure. So I have a question though. We were just talking this morning about there was this story about blue whales and their buttholes. Oh yeah, have you guys ever considered pegging a blue whale? Considered doing it? For you? Yeah? We know on first name basis. So you roll through town and we go. The next thing you know, you're laying on top of a whale. You're dicking the blowhole going. But dolphins are another thing. They're really rapey. They'll rape you. They will drag you literally, look it up. They will drag you underwater into a cave and.

2:48 Fuck the ship. Just rape you to death, just rabity rape rain. Did you like it? They don't do it to me. Because I'm the alpha. They get raped and they like it, or you don't care. They keep coming back and looking at me with those eyes, and shit, what am. I supposed to think? Look at the way they're dressed. They're naked. You're following a lot of them on Instagram? Aren't you? Only fins? So it's your fortieth fucking anniversary. Yes, did you ever figure you'd be on this god forsaken planet for forty years? Oh no, no. We should have escaped long ago. And and we were hoping we get off because there's sucking musk clowns got his own spaceships and shit, we're like, fuck, we'll just jump on.

3:31 One of those. They all blow up and he's an idiot, so we're not banking on that. Yeah, you're right in the ear where his spaceships are. Are you guys, look at one after els. I got an idea, do that. Go steal one of the spaceships, bring it over here for your set, and blow it up on the Inferno stage. There we go SpaceX. Right there it is, We'll go blow it up. I got my space AX. Yeah, there go space exit. So let me ask you if Elon were to go to your planet with one of his spaceships, what would happen to him? He would die instantly. We would beat him to death with his own spaceship. Yeah, yeah, knew we would dismantle it and make furniture.

4:12 Yeah. And I was at Sag Temple last week. You guys fricking killed it. But this girls wish. He's like, did they really have a Trump head on stage? I'm like, fuck, yeah, they're smart. They gotta get rid. Of head or kill everybody throwing us in a black van any day? Now? Are you sure? Try? Are you sure you didn't send Trump here from your planet so that he could destroy the Earth for you? Guys? Dare you associated with us? We might be clouds, but we're not that big of a cloud. Come on, certainly not such a great president?

4:52 All right? Paid for that? Right? All right? Wait? Hope. So so, he lives about fifteen minutes from my studio in South Florida. We got des Sandus up here. Can you please bring a Desantus on stage and decapitate him. We'll get him close. Why didn't you just kill the motherfucker? Because I already have a record and they would put me in the Supermax you know, see, would you take me back to your planet if I did that. Let's be real secretive about this. Let's not talk about it on like radio or video or anything, but definitely not. What we'll do is if you bring him, you can invite him to this show. All poll and did well, we'll take care of him, right, Yeah, you take him stage. I think it'll be all good. I think you al did, Governor.

5:34 I think with Trump you already did, because like when his ear was bleeding, isn't that because when you bit his ear, he didn't really get shot. You bit his ear. Fucking fake blood capsule, catch up, fucking fake. As fuck, catch up, catchum fake it. The media would still be talking about, oh my god, oh my god, he was almost killed. I thought he was at a guar show and he got hit by you guys with the blood it. Probably was residual stuff from us. I don't know, I would say it probably. I do want to know what you guys fascination is with these media photographers and making sure you really douse them because I love that. I love that I'm not a photographer. We go that extra mile for our special thing. You want to go for the realism, get it right up in the lens.

6:16 Hammers are and we can't afford them, so we say your camera. It's not a jealousy, a petty jealousy. So if you were to say one thing to all the humans on earth right now, what would it be? Shut up, die bitch. That's good. I like gots just said bitch. You said one word, though. I just didn't want to break the rules. But okay, it's your rules, so I was just following the rules. A one word. I was like, okay, yeah, that's right. I did say a whole It's. A luloquy of stuff to you people, because you've got such a nerve, human racist Look at you. You're ridiculous. I want to kill the ball, don't you. We're trying. Okay, we gotta go faster.

6:57 B Well, I want to know what's wrong with you that is that you can't get rid of us. You guys? Are you guys like rabbits? We kill you every year there seems to be more, And you guys are bringing children to the stage. We're trying. You guys are so fast at this. Wear a rubber tie your tubes. Come on, man, you should be blaming us for all this shit. It's your fault. You'll keep it in your pants, humanity, keep it in your pants. Hey, listen, you guys are the ones walking around on stage with your penis is hanging out? Okay, I don't hear any complaints. Yeah, there's no complaining in it from anybody, right, maybe a blue whale or two. We'll shut them up, won't we.

7:37 You've done everything that you could do in this forty years? What else are you going to do to us? See, dude, I wanna throw a party. We'll figure something out. Okay. There's always new ways to kill you. Yeah, what's your favorite way to kill us? So far? Up close and personal? Well, I could see your soul escaping your body. Oh wait, what was the question? Sorry, so I don't know my soul's gone. I was just a new way. It was called being boated. And they would put you in a small boat and it was tied to the shore and they would put another boat on top of it and they would seal it and you would just be in there and they would force feed you what was it, honey and milk, and so you were just shitting, pissed and vomit all over yourself, but it was honey.

8:28 And they would force feed you until you died. And so all the bugs and everything would get in there, and your body was just a slough off and disintegrade and you and they would keep you alive as long as they could. It would last weeks. Sounds like fun. Can I get the invite? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, I want to go to that? Yeah, me too. All Right, So I gotta give you some rock Fill history here, okay, because you have to surpass something that happened at rock Fill several years ago. Oh. I don't know if you know the story, but I want to know what you're gonna do on stage today to surpass this. But there was a female artist who forgot to go to the bathroom before she went on stage, so she called somebody up from the crowd. Oh, yes, I've heard you know this story? Okay, how can you top that?

9:17 But then the first song, we're gonna do that. You're in the first right away, the first drumming of a note. People are getting pissed on immediately. I want to know how you guys get away with it. And she's now like banned. She's a chick. It's a man's world. Yeah, so what a. Fifteen foot dinosaur? Was that? Top that? Are you pegging it? It's gonna peg somebody. I'm getting pegged, maybe gonna peg me. I'm wearing armor back here. Oh crap, I'm exposed. So now when are you going back to your your world?

9:58 Your planet? Until this platt is just a husk of its former self, that's it. I don't know. We've been trying and we can't get out of here. We're gonna try to build an enormous catapult. Maybe that'll Maybe you do have to line up with Elon Musk. Never mind, he's going to be the death of humanity. You don't even need you here. He's gonna blow it all up. So what happens when they make AI versions of you guys? Oh and desist? That's what's going to happen. The trademark infringement no, we'll go, Hey, this is cool, let's get out of here. Let him take over? Yeah, lets him kill humanity. So I've seen it, but I think our audience has to see it. What are you guys doing special for this fortieth anniversary?

10:41 Oh? I think Beefcake tiptoed around it a bit. Yeah, I think I said. If what is? Yes? What if a fifteen foot dinosaur was to show up? Would that be cool? You say, I. Did see some dinosaurs in the pit at Sonic Temples. Oh, I like the bananas in the pit. The bananas of the pit were fun. I like that banana and the pit. Yeah, always, And they were slipping all over. But people were like, I onen't get horribly peeled. Oh okay, Well, you guys have to go eat the rest of the artists at Welcome to Rockville for lunch before you go on stage. You're gonna let you go. What final words do you have for humanity? And maybe even Governor DeSantis and Donald Trump?

11:24 Oh? I can't a lot of words to overthrow your government by force, bloody revolution. I think it would be funny. I know you people are too lazy for all that, but you should a suggestion. You guys rock Thanks for being here at Welcome to Rockville. Thanks for being on the adventures of pipe Man. Thank you pipe Man, pipe Man Radio, pipe Man Radio W four c why we're on it and we're wad. Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on w fur CUI Radio.