PipemanRadio Tour: Podcast Movement Evolutions and NAB Show Preview

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures. You'll find me out before see White I com list. Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Man. Here's your host, the pipe Man. Here on the Adventrance pipe Man W four cy radiow four cy dot com. It is travel Tuesday. But I'm also having a flashback of Tasty Tuesdays because right before I picked up the mic to talk to you, I was wolfing down my lunch on some tasty lunch. So now we're going to bring on some tasty pipe nuts. That was a weird way of putting it, I know, right, Studio.

1:34 Nut, what would make you tasty? So? What was for lunch? Wait? Let me finish my questions first, Rebel, wait your turn, Okay it was it was some chicken margarita dish. Oh all right, So Studio Nut, answer the question. What was a question? What makes you tasty? Well? Makes me tasty? Yeah, I don't know about that one. I know what makes me salty. I don't know what makes me tasty? All right? I like that. What makes you salty? The sweat? Do you like lick your sweat or something? No, but it's known that sweat is salty.

2:16 Okay, Rebel, what makes you take. All the cajas that we use here in Louisiana? Do you use them on your who ha? Too? No, I wouldn't put it there. I don't know. I'm just wondering if it's like she knows what happens if you put it there? Yeah, I'm just wondering if would you want to put tan p well, I mean from. Louisiana, you guys like it spicy like that, So I don't know. I don't know if like it's a it's a Cajun who ha or something. Well, first of all, you need to eat it. You know, when if you had meat, you would inject it places. Well, you don't do that to people, So you eat it.

2:59 Lady, and well whatever. But when you ingest it by eating it, it makes your whole body flavor. And I knew it. She is putting spices. On her Okay, you do not put it on indirectly. You put it in. What about on your what about on your ripples? No, you wouldn't do that. That's for whipped cream and peanut butter sauce.

3:40 Okay, we want to ask a trivia question. Thank you, rebel. Okay, let's see if you can answer it since you brought it up. What famous. Punk rocker you sed to have very very big you know, tatas or whatever you want to call them. And uh. Used to be she used to be like Jim Morrison because she'd get arrested because she would put shaving cream or whipped cream. On her tatas or tater tots. And I don't know is that is.

4:28 I think tater tots are more like if you're licking somebody that has potato ear, that's a tater tottato ear. Yeah, you don't know what a potato ear is now? Yeah, so a calieflower ear is similar to a potato ear. Okay, but you can't make tater tots with a cauliflower ear. Well never mind now, so who knows you could make? Yeah? No, they do make calliflower tater tots. Okay. Part of what I ate, which. Because I was helping a client and I didn't pay attention and I burned half of it, was a cauliflower pizza for lunch. So that was my tasty Tuesday. But okay, so health nut okay, Hello, what makes you tasty?

5:25 Mm? Well for talking regional foods, I guess maple syrup, cheese, cheese, curts. So I have to tell you. I have to tell you. Since COVID, I've been following this Canadian on TikTok and her name on TikTok is Maple Mandy. Nice. And there are some things on her TikTok that you would have to find that are very tasty about her maple Okay, check it, check it out. Like she's representing he's representing your country.

6:08 Okay. So I don't have the TikTok, so how yea I have to? I can't. I can't watch things on there anymore, and they change that. Oh, there's no TikTok in your country. Well there is, you just have to have an account. Oh oh, anyways, okay, we know we I get the idea. Though, do you have you ever done that? Is that what you're saying? I think it's something evocative with maple syrup? Yeah? Sure, like let the imagination roll. All right, Well tell me it's not going to wheat and tasty. Okay, tell us what you've done with maple syrup. Then I want to know. What. Tell us what you've done with maple syrup. Rebel told us what she's done with cage and stuff.

6:50 Oh yeah, well you just eat it. No, not just eating it. Everybody eats it. What have you done that's like that? Maybe it's like maple Mandy. No one compares to maple Mandy. I think, yeah, I know what she can do with it? I know. Can I answer that question for her? Yeah? Yeah, of course, I'm totally looking it up. Yeah, we're not showing and she tell you. Let me tell you what you can do. It's International Waffle Day. You can put it on a waffle. Hey you know what I was speaking? You go, well, yeah, okay, real quick, because we have this uh thing in the wintertime festival. Maple syrup's part of it. We have this caban asucre and it's like the sugar cabin I guess, but you would take you have snow and maple syrup and you roll it on a stick and it becomes like a hard gummy good. Actually, yeah, so that's a that's what I would do with with the maple syrup. And then you can have the stick to play around.

8:04 And put it in your butthole. Yeah, if you want to. It's like probably would be extra lubricating. I don't know. Man, you're gonna have to let us know how your adventures go. But my question is would you put it in your butthole before or after you warmed it up? Like did you do you do the butt sunning with the maple syrup in the butthole? Well, I don't know. It's it's easier to like manipulate when it's a little harder, you know, it's not just me. Yeah, And then and then once it's in there, you can let it like soften and.

8:45 Stick like that would cost a lot of friction, wouldn't it. Well, I mean I don't know. So now we kind they do it syrup in Canada. What what did they do with a gavi in Mexico? Jan you don't want to know. I had some agave today, by the way, So but I don't think I had anything to do with what we're talking about. No, but I want to hear all the We already heard the international information from Louisiana over there because they are in another world, and we already heard Canada. I want to hear about Mexico. What they do with a gave in Tijuana with the donkeys.

9:30 Well I'm not from Tijuana, so I wouldn't know. Okay, is there like an Alice agave or something like on TikTok. No? But we could look it up. You know. What's not. What really bothers me is I grew up with Aunt Jemima and she was my favorite aunt. And now she's been canceled, I know, right. Like. When you're canceling Aunt Tobaima. Man, did did they cancel ant Jemima in Canada? Oh? Yeah, oh definitely. Oh my god, that's terrible stockpile the last of the Temimhas and you're good to go, you know, but like, yeah, that's a that's a childhood staple. Classic, but I think that there's a lot of sugar in there, and I prefer like real real.

10:24 Yeah, it's probably all it's probably all sugar, sugar. And if you read the label, it probably says maple flavoring. That's the United States, the actual things. It's always flavory, Okay. Yeah, I love when it's like very healthy and you know, like greens will say something like natural flavors. Do you know what natural flavors is? Because I was about to talk about that. And it's very healthy for you. That's why they actually, So. When I was younger, they were playing MSG and everything. In fact, you used to buy MSG as a spice. It was called a Yeah, it can all that accent, and I would like use it all the time. This was a staple like you would use to cook everything.

11:08 And then they outlawed MSG because they found. Out that it's killing us. So now there's still MSG and everything. They're just allowed to call it natural flavoring. That's what natural flavoring is. Really, it's now MSG because MSG is not allowed to be in food, so but they're allowed to change the name. Then it's okay because it's it is. A flavor enhancer. That's what it's. That's what it's said on the accent thing flavor and answer. Yeah, that's why I use that. I'm like, oh, it's gonna make it taste better. Yeahs Like speaking travel wise, MSG is used in a lot of places. You know, it's just like a little scoop at the buffet. You're like, oh, a little dash of MSG.

11:56 Yeah, why not? Okay, So, Rebel, why do you say before? Because now that's why I wanted to interrupt, you know, health not here, but I couldn't. And uh, I was going to do a trivia question. So when did you say that? I was going to say a trip ask you a trivia question because now I forgot what the trivia question. Is about, about the the whip cream punk rock something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that's what it was. Okay, one, that was great. Okay, all you had to say was punk rock and I knew what you were talking about, all right. So yeah, basically, she she would put this stuff on her breasts and she was kind of like Jim Morrison, where Jim Morrison would get arrested for indecent indecent exposure all the time. So she used to get arrested all the time too, because she put it on there knowing that she would stand right below the lights, and during the show, at one point the lights melted it off, so all that was showing was her breast.

13:13 Who is that famous punk rock star? I don't know, other people might know. I'll give you another hint. She at one point was in a relationship with Lemmy. She also had a video where she was standing on a school bus as it exploded. Boy, you guys are terrible and Nicole Nicole be able. I don't think you're going to be able to covering any festivals anymore because you don't even know who. The people are.

13:54 Make your little picture book for. You, Okay, So I'll give you a little hint. Okay, years ago, in Jersey, they used to have this thing that radio station did. We got to think of doing something like this too, where they had the whole state of New Jersey on Wednesdays. It was called like you think, what the fuck Wednesday's bad? This was whip it out Wednesday, okay. For free beads or lol lo love beads. It all. It was if you were driving down the Garden State Parkway or the New Jersey Turnpike, anywhere in the state. People would hold up signs that said wow, and the female in the car next to you or however many females.

14:41 Would all lift their shirts and whip. Them out for you, and like so when it was it was great when it was summertime and everybody was sitting like summertime. On the weekends, everybody goes to the Jersey Shore from North Jersey. So the card State Parkway is like a parking lot. It takes you like four hours to get to Jersey Shore. The state isn't even four hours long. Okay, it was long this point, and so it would be great when it would have traffic like that and it was Wednesday and you're just sitting in traffic. I remember I was saying in traffic going to a Devil's game, and I think I saw more breasts that night than any other time in my history of my life combined.

15:30 Was this doing the era of dial up Internet? I don't think there was any internet actually, to be honest, it makes sense. See a lot of things gen X did. There's no proof, there's no record. You people are idiots recording everything doing. People nowadays will post their crime on social media. It is the funniest shit is it's happening. Okay, wait a minute, I knew somebody who had a show on the station many years ago had a lawsuit for an accident that did damage to the back. Won the lawsuit a million dollars. After weighing a lawsuit before getting paid. They scoured this person's Facebook because the number one evidence used in crimes today is social media because people are stupid. So there were things on that Facebook that showed that there was nothing wrong with this person's back.

16:48 Airgo. They overturned the award before this person got it, and that might be why this person doesn't have a show in anymore. So that isn't the reason why, but you know so anyway, yeah, I mean so I just gave you another hint because you would notice person by the initials, which are the same as whip it out Wednesday. Wow. Way I have asked this question. Take wait wait, wait, the youngest is close. Okay, go ahead, one Wendy o' williams. Look at that he was googling while I was talking.

17:37 I see this is all coming around. But yeah, see the youngest got the information quickest. See that's because he looked it up. He didn't deny it. I was trying to make I was just saying it. I didn't see him actually look it up. I just knew well enough they did. But at least he was smart enough to look it up. He starts as soon as you said I was researching it as as you were explaining the whapecriam thing. Hey you know what, there's a video. With her on top of the school boss, Like I said, see if you can pull up that video just briefly.

18:23 So while he does that, can I ask a question? You can? I don't know if you get an access. Okay, he's an ask question. You are question sir? Yes, all right? You said wow right, whip it out? And you talk about the Louisiana education last. I checked out. Last time you went to grammar school. Didn't you know that? Usually acronyms do not count the non essential words, so thank you for that. So w w is not an essential word, So words like it, duh and uh for that's with There's certain words like even in title, you don't capitalize them for that reason unless it's essential to the title, like so thank you for Luisi.

19:18 And where's where's the last Wednesday? Whip it out Wednesday ding bad? Wow was the real the essential word w Wednesday was essential. Whip was all I. Heard you say was whip it out. It's like, well, wait a freaking minute, w OW does not say whip it out. I you know what. Honestly, Rebel, I had the same kind of thought. At one point, I was like, that doesn't work, and I was like, oh, it's whip out Wednesday. I started it off with I thought, what the fuck? Wednesday was bad enough, but whip it out Wednesday is worse. We'll pay attention, geez. Like, if Hannah and Louis Jana joined forces, it wouldn't really accomplish anything.

20:07 It would be good life. I think, yeah, a bunch of certainly would be tasty. It would be tasty. Here's what I would predict that combo would be a bunch of people sitting around freezing their maple syrup with their beads on, drinking alcohol. You know, there's this, actually I like it, this recipe that's really good for when you're camping. You make it on the cast iron, like over a fire, and it involves maple syrup and some spicy cage. It like it's like a scramble hash brown. It's really good, the spicy with the sweet sweet heat, sweet heat.

20:50 I like that. Okay, here's another trivia question. What commercial is she referring to right now? What commercial she referring to right now? Yeah, well she doesn't know she's referring to it, but first or sour, then they're sweet. Kids. There it is ding ding ding ding ding. Okay. And I said something on yesterday's show that refers to a candy as well, and the commercial can either one of you remember what that was? He expects us to commit so much to memory. Okaith, our drivers.

21:32 Sorry, I know, but. I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint. I couldn't even remember whip it out Wednesday. Okay, come on, it has to do it. Rainbows, skittles, Yeah, there it is. And I was gonna say skittles yesterday and then I forgot, so I decided to say it today. I just remembered, right when I was a. Kid, I experimented put a skittle up my nose and it got stuck. Oh yeah, my son put pasta nose. Yeah that's better than putting that. Putting the hot dog up your huha and it getting stuck. You know how much that happens about getting stuck. Does that happened in Chinese? But the American hospitals, for sure, what they find in for jajs.

22:20 Is absolute and buttholes. It's absolutely amazing. Especially that second part. Yeah, the same. There was one case of this guy that went to the er with a five pound dumbbell stuck up there? Oh oh my. God, have you heard of about? And he went for an m R. I And it like, how about. Somebody a nurse I know told me about somebody came in because they put they put down like a plunger in the shower and like sucked it down and then the dude sat on it. Talk about having a stick up here. Yeah, look at that.

23:00 Look at that face for rebels like, oh my lord, Okay, hold on, I need to. See I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is going to be like way out there, but I need to know. Was it a wooden stick or one of those plastic ones? No, it was the wooden one. Splinter, heaven splinter. Okay, you know you haven't been talked about yet what we're supposed to talk about today, but we will in a couple of minutes. First we won't. Yeah, we will. We have to because I said so, and we never get to it. He'll he'll ask, and we'll talk about it next week or tomorrow. No, I I do get to it, but not when you want it gotten to. Okay, So seriously, though, I keep them waiting.

23:48 I'm still waking out how you accidentally have sex and you never did finish that story. In that we did explain. Do you want me to tell that story? I do. I want to know how you accidentally have ID. Tell the story? One didn't? I tell that. We talked about slipping on a banana peel, and this that and the other one? Can you tell the story to prove that I told it? He tripped and fell yep. See see it had to do with chat. I know I understand what you say. So how about this.

24:32 I'll tell it again? But but first, now you threw me off where we're going with this? Uh, this whole whole huha thing. Rebel, look at the scroll. Come on, check out past episodes. I love that. That's great. Okay, So okay, here's the thing. I have a question for Nicole and Rebel, and I'm very curious of their answer. Be very truthful. If you had the chance, would you do Richard gear Nicole?

25:18 First, I don't know if if we were feeling vibing, okay, if there was chemistry, okay. So Wan, do you have any idea where I went with this that they both said yes, No. But it sounds like they're eager to grind his gears. Yes. So Richard gear is the one famous for the gerbil and the butt trick. So you would have sex with somebody that put gerbils up their butt for pleasure? So hypothetical because it wasn't happening at the time we were doing it. Not hypothetical Google it. No, But I mean this whole situation of would you I don't know, because.

26:00 No, try a backed I mean, she's trying to backpedal, just like the gerbils. I was a thing for a while. Probably a lot of like isn't for a while out there? You know, people have no what you do is okay? And I think if he even gave instructions parody. You know, he took a tube and stuck that up the butthole and then you put people. Do this and they get to durbble and they in the tube so. It can climb up and get in the butthole, and then what they like about is the scratching going up the butthole.

26:43 We think, if you're in a tube, how does it touch you? I mean, what do you think those No, it goes, It uses the tube to get in. It's like an entry point. What do you think about previous dariations after me telling you that one? What do I think about it in general? Or generations before you? Uh? What what people were like and why your generation? Here's what I'm gonna say. My generation grew up to My generation grew up to the video of two girls, one cup. So oh that that's true, and you have the hot to a girl too. She's she's she's another generation, she's not.

27:25 She's okay. So so every generation has its debauchery, is what we're coming down to here. There was actually another video that wasn't as popular, but it was. It was definitely around the time after two girls, one cup, it was two guys one screwdriver. Mmm, that sounds hot. It wasn't. Oh you tried it, no, I watched it. It got it got banned so fast, like you got taken down from the whole in it so fast. So on the Jimmy Star show. We have had a few times the person, uh you know, the producer and I think writer and stuff for the Human Centipede. Now, any of you watched all versions of the Human Centipede? No?

28:20 No, no, I've seen one that was done well. One one that you haven't seen. The reason being is because it's banned. Okay, we should have a show one time where I do trivia questions just for one and use things that happen and that don't exist anymore or terms we used to say that don't exist anymore and see if he knows them. Okay, So, anyway, do you know about did you watch? You didn't watch any of the do you know about the Human Sanipede movie? I've heard about it, but I haven't watched it. Yeah, the sequel was banned because it was so grotesque and so bad they could and even rate it.

29:01 Okay, Oh, I'm sure you can get it on bootleg. Oh yes, I haven't. I have it. I'll load it to you if you want. Okay, the Human one, okay, just to paint it to you, is this mad doctor. Because this is always wanted to be the first one on the Centipede. Yeah, that's true first and not okay, see, but this is how doctors do, you know, figure out stuff? I was just watching I've been watching a lot of these like serial killer type of things lately because I'm doing some Yeah, I'm doing research for sure. And so basically there was this doctor true story that was performing surgeries on people to fix their whim pipe. It was he was doing like the what he was doing is he was doing the scientific research on the these humans.

30:00 No rats, no nothing to start on the humans. But didn't tell anybody, you know, and he was like this. Renowned surgeon that was putting these plastic wind pipes in them. But the plastic wind pipes were supposed to be filled with stem cells, but they weren't. It was a lie. And so basically they all died because he put these this plastic thing in a windpipe. So human centipede is also a doctor. And what he does is you know foot in mouth disease one, Well, this has to do with putting things up your butt, so like he would connect humans mouth to butt and sew it together. And so in the first movie, there were only a few of them. I don't even remember, was it what five or six rebels something like that. Okay, it was only three okay, And so what would happen is he would feed this thing the first okay, to the well, you can only feed the first person, okay, and they would eat it, and then you know, the food would cycle out digest to feed the second one, and then that would go through and digest to feed the third one, and then third one would poop it out.

31:25 What did you look like after the third one? That's not really. Okay, Well, you can't see anything because it's all happening internally, right, so the only thing you can see, The only thing you can see is what happens after it comes out of the last one. Yeah, but you know, and some. You know and things like that, and he had a lot of mistakes he had to fix. So finally, for like the last sequel, this one is the one that's banned. It was so disturbing that literally there were like four times I paused a film to get composure. I didn't stop watching it.

32:12 I just took. Herself. I just took a few minutes off. But I was so disturbed, I like couldn't watch it anymore. I got through the whole thing. Or you just paused through it. And they were like, I think there were like seventeen of them connected together. Was was this on DVD that you watched it? Or yes, so you took you basically took it. No, Jimmy Starr and he's in Florida right now, by the way, Jimmy, Jimmy and Ron are in Florida right now. But Jimmy Starr made a copy for me, uh, you know, because I hadn't seen it because it was banned, Like it was so bad it was banned.

32:52 You basically you basically took a voluntary commercial break without the commercials. Listen, thirty seconds in. I took a commercial break without commercials. That's how bad it was. Thirty seconds And I was like, yikes, I mean, I just I have serious trauma from it. So it's not scary, it's just disgusting. It's it's disturbing. It's more than disgusting. It's like so disturbing. And like they have he makes them walk around like a centipede crawl around. They can't walk, yeah, because what he does is he slices, he slices the you know, the muscle at the kneecaps, so they can't walk anymore.

33:46 Like they're on their knees, you know, they're like on all fours, kind of like you know, rimming with TOTSI rolls. Do they still have their full arms? Yes? I think I didn't even know what I was talking about there. You know, I got disgusted and I just kind of ignored you with the whole Do you know what that would be going around the anal cavity. With it like it's kind of like what you would do to a female, except you're doing it to a butthole.

34:28 But I was thinking more like when you put salt around the rim on the drink. Yeah, wavelength, Well, that that's that comes from. That's what that's where we're all gonna need after this conversation. That comes from bleaching butthole. Okay, all right, so now let's get serious for a moment here. Is it possible after that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know if even I could save this show. Traumatized, I don't even know if I could save this show. At the point, I had no plans of any of this happening. Should we just got to the video that we were supposed to play a while back before the conversation. Man, that'll real listen with that intermission.

35:10 Yeah, let's let's play that roll the video p it's a different well, okay, keep going, we're big yet get it off and get into the part because we're gonna get zapped. Which part did you want to see? It were the bus? And then it blows up, So don't even play the music at this point, just let it the visual. So this is towards the end, okay, right there, So what do we have here?

35:56 She was on top, jumped off. Look at that special effects one the special effects of the eighties man and just the beginning of MTV and videos. And that's the name of the song, the damn. Okay, So that wasn't That wasn't special effects that we were talking about. Wait, we were talking about hot dogs up to who ha, and then they show hot Dogs. That was supposed to reel you back in to get on track, and you did it. You just show he shows that they're listening to everything you say. I really like really. Okay, So okay, let's I have to ask a question before we go on to the next part. Okay, Hey, Alexa, oh jeez, have you ever had a hot dog stuck up your who ha. So if I if I have a hot dog stuck up my whole cannot help me.

37:02 Well, Alexa doesn't know if you have a huh. Alexa, do I have a huha? She's learning? Oh well no, no, you want to know what she's learning. This is what she learned. Hey, Alexa, you want to have sex? That's the sound she makes when she doesn't like what I have to say. Do you hear it? Because like, yeah, maybe maybe that maybe that's her version of moaning. So let's go back to her more. I started the show so I can get back in a different mode, and I was like pulling my suitcase out of closet, pulling a backpack at a closet.

37:47 Why was I doing that, rebel? Oh, because you've gone places. Like the next Well not yet, Okay, you're backwards a little bit. Okay, but yeah, bags leg and where we start getting really busy on the pipe Man Radio tour is starting on Monday, So okay, why do I have to break out a suitcase? Usually on the a suitcase, I just need to carry on because listen, if I'm doing a festival, then I just need t shirts and shorts, except when I do stuff like download where I have to bring winter and summer clothes during June, which is kind of weird. Okay, but.

38:30 I'm gonna be wearing suits, so I can't fit them in a carry on bag or a backpack, which kind of sucks because now I have to break out the suitcase. So I was in there this morning picking out the dress shoes that I'm gonna wear, and the belts I'm gonna wear, and the ties and the suits, and like, living in Florida, I don't get that much of an opportunity. I used to wear suits to meetings at the chamber and stuff here, and how can people are asshole? Like every time I was wearing a suit, people are like, oh, going to a fianeral because they live in Florida, and lawyers think they should walk around in flip flops. I remember my first when I first got to Florida and I was in the financial business, and it was a time where I wore suits every day. And I went into this financial firm to train their brokers and I walk in the dude's like, why are you so dressed up?

39:27 I'm like, cause it's a financial firm. And then I walk into the pit area and like all these brokers are handling your millions of dollars, like are in shorts and flip flops. And I'm not down with that anyway. Yeah, I think I think my generation changed that. Yeah, like you know why I'm not down with it because now, okay, so that we used to do a lot of theater shows down here and broadcast live. And I was absolutely flabbergasted at how people dressed for the theater because in New York, you know, you had to get dressed up and you were dressed in nines to go to the theater. And now it's again it must be your generation influence that too, because people are going to Broadway. I remember I was going to a restaurant called the Russian Tea Room, and I left my office.

40:16 I was like twenty one years old, left my office, was where are my suit? But I left my jacket in the office and I took the train into the city and I was meeting up with my bro and his parents at the Russian Tea Room and I walk in and they're like, uh, sir, you can't come in like that. I'm like, what do you mean? I can't come in like that? I even think about I didn't have a suit jacket on and had my tie on, and I'm like thinking myself, my tie alone probably costs more than the jackets that they have there. And what I mean by that is the restaurants would have jackets there for people like me.

40:57 So they had this polyester forest green jacket up there. My socks cost Born that, Like I used to buy Harmani socks that cost Born in that, and like, really you think that's better than me. It's not even gonna match anything I'm wearing. It's freaking polyester. I don't wear polyester, Like I'm not buying my suit from Sears, okay, And it was the ugliest green ever. But they forced me to wear that if I wanted to stay at the restaurant, and like Broadway, you can't walk in without a jacket and tie. So, yeah, your generation made it to where we could just all be slobs wherever we want. Yeah, people wear like shorts and flipfloffs suit cord. Now, that's ridiculous.

41:42 Respect, Yeah, you would not be allowed to do that. You have to have some respect in some places. I think I don't know, but I'm on the upland and I'm thankful. For your generation, because now I wear shorts and T shirt all the time. It took a while though, I actually it was an evolution through this radio station. My first star to radio station. I was wearing suits every day and it's hot here in Florida. So then and I used to speak typeline wars suit every day. I always wore a jacket, you know, like, because I think that makes the look okay. And so I started by taking the jacket off, and then I took the tie off.

42:26 And un button the shirt a little bit, and then. Yeah, this was over. I feel like we need some music. This hold on. This was the longiest strip show ever in history. And so there he goes, I better wait for him. So I love pipe man that you get to actually pack suits in your suitcase. Right that nobody ever thinks of that. That's the only reason I use a suitcase is for what I need to. So why do you here's a question. Then why do they sell garmint bags for suits when you have suitcases?

43:09 Because you don't want to. I mean, there's the same. Reason rebel, the same reason you don't you don't park and drive. You park in driveways and drive on parkways. It's just some idiot was stoned way back when when they came up with this ship. Yeah, yeah, we'll call the parkway man because you can't really park here, you know. It was like Cheech and Chong came up with it or something like that, you know. But so. Then like I'd be wearing the white undershirt only because hot, you know, because you wear a shirt under your shirt.

43:52 That's why it's called an undershirt. I think Mormons do that. Well. You do it when you wear a suit. Yeah, you underwear. An it's underwear. Why because you wear it under your pants. Wow, there's a lot of layers in Florida. So there were no layers in Florida. That was the problem. I had to get rid of them all. And so then then it turned into I was wearing jeans because I couldn't go shorts because that would look too So I went to jeans and like a nice shirt, and then I went to you can see there's a video on the website of me doing something on NBC, I think it was NBC or CBS News here.

44:39 And I'm dressed. I don't have the jacket on, but I got the tie on and I actually had like a pinkish shirt on in that one, you know, which I still have in my closet. But yeah, so. And then when I would finally, when I got down to shorts and T shirt, because everybody who's dressed like that, I used to get comments all the time. So finally I'm going to a chamber meeting, I'm like, fuck, now I gotta wear a suit. Or like, you know, I used to go Temple all the time, and now it's like, huh, I have to wear a suit to go to Temple. Or now it's like I have this restaurant upstairs in my building that's got really good food, and it's convenient.

45:22 I just get on the elevator right I'm there, But it's not convenient because I have to get dressed up to go to that restaurant. So there's still some of it out there and this, and not everybody's gonna be wearing a suit there either. I just feel like I won't wear a suit every day, and certainly like there's a lot of people not wearing suits. But I just feel like, if you're going to that kind of business conference, you got to be a suit. Okay, Like it's not you're not going to music festivals, so what I'm going is. First one is Podcast Movement Evolution. They have two and they have two events, Podcasts Movement, the main one that's in the fall, which will be as well, and Podcast Evolutions, which is this time. The last time I was at Podcast Evolutions, I do have some trauma. By the way, The last time I was there was I didn't know I had it, but it was right after I did the Oscars Red Carpet and I got COVID before COVID was a thing, January twenty twenty, and I ended up going to this Evolutions because I was there for that too, and I didn't know. I didn't know what I had.

46:38 I didn't even though I was that sick yet. And so that's the last time I went to that. But Podcast Movement is the biggest best podcasting conference throughout the world. It's well renowned. Every major company in podcasting will be there, and it's going to be March three first though April third in Chicago. So I'm also going to probably have to bring bipolar clothes too, because Chicago's weather's bipolar. It could be seventy one day twenty to next, so I'm gonna have to pack that too, Like that's why I need a suitcase. So and then after that a hop.

47:20 On a plane, going on jet airplane over to one of my favorite adult playgrounds in the whole world, Las. Vegas, Vivo Las Vegas. And so that's the NAB Show, which the NAB Show is the biggest broadcasting event in the whole world that is so massive. It's for everything, TV radio, podcasting, you sit like it added podcasting. It's changed over the years because of how the landscape is chayed. Every major company is there that. Let me tell you something. I've been doing events since I'm an years old, and most expo events, and I'm sure Rebel could probably tell you, I will hit up the whole place, every vendor everything. I used to also, when my kids were little, I would bring them to expos and I'd say, hey, go to every booth in here and grab me a business card from there and I'll give you twenty bucks or something like that.

48:26 And they would go around do that, and it would save me a lot of work. And they love doing They used asked to do it because they're not going to stop them to try to pitch them, so it was easy. They could just go grab, grab, grab, grab, and I said, like, yeah, and all the tables that they have candy, you can grab one there too. Don't grab the whole bowl, only grab one candy, but you can grab one from every table if you want. And so. You know you want kids to do stuff, bribe them, want money in candy? It's easy and it teaches them a work ethic, right. I think that if they're your children, but only if they're your children. Do not go bribing other people's children with money.

49:08 And yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good call. But it don't problem. I could be persuaded by candy and money. About hot dogs? No, I'm frozen hot. Dogs only like Polish sausages. Oh you prefer pro Polish sausages. Okay. You know there was a word for Polish people when I was younger that it no longer exists today. And think I was a bad word, you know, so we have come a long way. There are some people who are not making fun of anymore, Like there used to be Polish jokes when we were a kid. One did you know that when I was a kid there used to be Polish jokes? You know how you have blonde jokes?

49:54 Yeah, I don't think I've ever met a Polish person. Really, you'd be surprised. Oh I met some hot one and I forget what country was it. Oh I think it was. Oh it was in Mexico. And yeah, so uh she was a little crazy, just saying. But anyway, so I'm glad we don't make fun of those people anymore. Let's get back to run out of last people. I know we are right out of time or old. So you were saying you were so yeah, you were saying you were going to go watch Centipede the musical. Yes, exactly, getting candy and cards.

50:34 At NAB, Yeah, and feeding them to the human centipede. Uh So, anyway, there is the expo hall for NAB. First of all, NMB takes over the whole Las Vegas Convention Center. And if you've never been there, let me paint a picture for you. The Las Vegas Convention Center is there's a bridge you have to walk over to Mean Street to get to the other side of the conventions There's two major buildings connected over a main thoroughfare. That that's. Exactly so, like, let's put it this way, it's bigger than the mall at Wellington Green whatever they call that mall.

51:18 Oh wow, yeah, yeah and so and it's you know when they have events there, it's like this company of this event, this company of this event, like they have multiple events going at one time. Not with n AB the they take. The whole place. Man, the expo part of it. Forget anything else. The expo has every company you can imagine, and they're Google is there, Microsoft is there, Spotify is there, iHeart is there, Apple is there, like and they have huge boosts or not just this little presence, like they take over like a whole room. Some of the stuff you see, like one, I know, if you win, you'd be like a kid in a candy store because somebody equitor stuff they have there. Like last time I was there, they were I went to see a presentation because as pressed, they invite me to all these things to see eight K before four K was even a thing, you know, like they already had eight K and that was freaking amazing.

52:23 And I ended up on like some huge TV screen in the expo. I have a picture of it. It looks kind of cool. But me, who like never like I got these major festivals, I don't get overwhelmed. This thing overwhelms me, Like I can't even finish the whole thing. It's like so big and I try to hit Whenever I go to expo, I try to hit every booth there is, and I think it's virtually almost impossible at an AB, but they have everybody representative there, a whole load of speakers. Great keynotes. One year I was there, I had it brought it came off, but I had a wristband that was given to me by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. You know, like there's huge names that go there and do keynote speeches, and it's just it takes over the whole strip of Las Vegas basically. So it's a really cool conference and the best part about it and then we have to go is that. So this is why it's so important.

53:31 I'm going to be doing press coverage there, but I'm also there looking at what everything that's new and great and better than before. And most of the technology we use now I got from these conferences type of thing. After you know, I'm incessant about research and all and there. I have actually some changes I want to implement in twenty twenty five that I literally am waiting till the next couple of weeks to determine what they're going to be because of every they're gonna announce stuff there. It's gonna be the newest and the greatest. They're giving an award to one of the most famous radio personalities, Delilah, at the event. So it's gonna be a couple of weeks of things that are gonna make us blow up and evolve even more.

54:24 So stay tuned. We're going to report about that stuff when I get back, and then I'm going to report about all the cool stuff and you can tune in and listen to the Adventures of pipe Man one pm Eastern Time, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Monday Moivational Monday Tuesday, Travel Tuesday Wednesday. What the fuck Wednesday? What the fuck Wednesday? So there might even come up with time ur there's a you know, a thirsty Thursday or something. No, but seriously, we gotta go, but we got a lot more come in. Make sure to tune in tomorrow to what the Fuck Wednesday, because it's not really what the fuck, It's more like, we have a very very special interview for you from one of the bands that I just interviewed recently, and you're gonna want to check it out great interview. Tune in and we got somebody here too, talking about Louder than Life. And yes we are giving tickets away again.

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