Pipeman’s NEW Hairstyle by Angela of WanderLust Hair Collective at WTR

0:00 Hi, you love one to censure. I'm for see why for you young ro waycome America. It's time for. The adventures of White Man. I'll tell you for see why dot Com West Pond Beach is number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the White Man. I'm so here we go, hurt step into my office, sir.

1:00 Yeah, you know most people would say they're scared. I'm not scared a bit. Hell yeah, nor should you be. Oh, let me take the sunglasses off. That might help. Here we go. It doesn't help for the video, but it helps for this. All right, are you ready? I'm ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? People? Whoever's watching this video? I have my celebrity hairstylist here at Welcome to Rockville. We met last night and I toured to whatever the hell you want to the pipe man's hair.

1:49 So here we go. And you know you guys that always guess what color my hair is gonna be mixed, Well, you won't get it right this time. So it's gonna be different. It's gonna be different than anything else. And we're going punk rock bowling next week, so it's so appropriates it's amazing. I am game prepared for punk rock bowling. And you know, Bella, I love you, but oh well, I'm cheating on you. You're screwed, Belly. You did a great job. Thank you for giving me the perfect blonde base to make these fune colors happen. I know, right, we didn't even have to bleach it. Look at that, Look at that good thing. I'm going home tonight because I didn't bring my normal uh pillowcase and towels or destroying places.

2:49 Well, aren't you nice. I don't think I've ever brought my own. I've just direct house. Everything is right after I leave, right. I jumped out of the ocean one time. I jumped in and then someone was like, did you get bit? You were read everywhere? And I was like, oh no, this is my hair color. I wonder if that would make a shark think. I doubt it smells like blood, but yeah, it looked like it. I don't know. I surf and I had red hair and I didn't get bit. So I guess I'm okay, Yes, I guess the red dye does not smell like blood. Heard it here first, That's right, red hair color not the same as blood.

3:32 That's right now. I I was out on my paddle board a couple of weeks ago, out on the horizon, just sitting chilling on the battle board, waiting for those five bull sharks that swam under me as I looked down and said it's time to paddle back to shore. That would be their proper time. When you see the bull sharks. It's like, yeah, yeah, exactly. They're the worst too. They're they're never an accident like great white bites you. It's because you were stupid and did something stupid. Bull Sharks are just assholes. Okay, good to know. I got some trivia for it. How do you know what she wins a bull shark?

4:14 You have to know what they look like. Okay, I thought vers it was a reef shark, but then they were reef sharks, which you don't worry about. But they were a little too wide. Okay, so that's how we knew it was bulls. They were bulls. But here's a little trivia for you. You know the show Jaws as not a great White. It is a true story, although embellish for the movie. It was about a bull shark that attacked a family in the Jersey in the Manusquan River. Yes, folks not in the ocean because bull sharks are such dicks. They will go in every water waiter is just to come after you.

4:55 I did you that it is wild that it was in the river. In Jersey, Yeah, yea yeah yeah. And then like I've seen videos of them attacking hippos in rivers in Africa, Like you're a badass if you're you're attacking a hippo. Okay, Like they're like the most savage feast on earth. People think they're all cute and cuddly, don't. I mean, they argue and cuddly, but they will. Fuck you up. Yeah, do not, okay, listeners, do not do not cuddle a hippo as much as you want to, just get up saying they're not gonna be like ted and turn into some like you know, real life person that looks like a Teddy Bear. They will eat you. I have also surfed over humpback whales. And then my brother posts a question to me that I never thought of. He goes, well, if they rise up, like, oh, I don't think about that because if they hit you just by mistake, they'll break every bone in your body.

6:00 That's by mistake. Eh, Yeah, can you see, I'm pretty good at like not having dead air. Hell yeah, you definitely like the sound of your voice, that's pretty sure. I don't know if it's that. It's just like I just don't like dead air. It's not good for radio, you know. If you're filming this whole thing and I'm just sitting here like ooh, you know, and she's focusing on her art, it's a pretty boring video, to be honest. So we have to entertain the people. Got to entertain that. I mean, there's some pretty exciting things happening. Like I'm really digging this color here. I'm really I don't even know what it looks like right now, folks, because I just start do whatever you want. I don't care.

6:40 So I'm gonna do a little ombre me to it, and the shorter hair on the sides are gonna be all this darker purple, and then I'm gonna have this all fade into a nice pink. So we're doing a purple pink vibe today. And you can trim it up in case Bella fucked up my hair in its not. Even Bella did a fuck up, Bella. You did not fuck up the hair. This is just the moment of opportunity, right, I'm here can make everybody look and feel good before and or after they go on stage. All I want to do in life is just make people look and feel good. So what's your business name? So I own a salon called the Wanderluss Hair Collected and thank you and we're Wanderers if you couldn't guess from the name. So yeah, we set up setting up at hair at music festivals or.

7:35 Anything. Really like we've done it at the Mermaid Parade. Stairs over here. I feel my hair, which is just like me. But yeah, so yeah my songs. The Wanderlus Hair Collected located in Chelsea in Manhattan, all the way here from New. York City, Girl of my Own Heart and. I started doing hair at music shows after a MySpace post in two thousand and eight where the band all sholl Parish posted We'll trade a haircut for a show ticket. And I DMed him and was like, I'm broke. It's two thousand and eight. So I was fresh out of beauty school, and I was like, I'm mildly good at what I'm doing.

8:21 I'm you know, I'm like nineteen years old, fresh out of beauty school, and I'll trade. This haircut for shows. You should do his hair. It's plain today. It's a chad from mud By where all your people listen. His terror is usually not just blacky. There's a very black though, and I have no belief to have that. But it does look also like a very first cut mojak. I've never talked to it by hat talk or my would have yelled at him and a chad, you need to get your hair done. Come on over, everyone, come get their hair done. Too bad. Maddie and Maddie from Memphis s Mayfire was here before I would. I would definitely hate hate Mattie.

9:05 I have her change your hair. That nice little ginger I know, right. Can't mess with a ginger natural color. That's unreal, that's sacrilegious. My niece is a little ginger and I'm like, oh you little freak love it. Yes'm gonna make my hands pink for the art. Gingers are always. On the section. Oh yeah, sometimes you forget gloves, but that's okay. I'm kind of attracted to Psycho, so like, ginger is probably who I should be going after. I don't usually go after gingers, but maybe I should. That would be my perfect h You.

9:46 Know, I just find it so interesting how genetically like anesthesia doesn't help for them. They have the highest pain tolerance of anyone. It's wild, right, who would think? Why hear? How metal I am to speak in pain tolerance? Oh god, let's go. Okay. So I had to go cover a festival near where I lived at Wisbum Beach, and I also had a problem with one of my teeth. So I went to a dentists right before the festival and he had to pull the teeth and said, how long is it going to take? I have interviews and he goes, MM, probably take about forty five minutes an hour. I'm like, I have that kind of time. How long will it take without the nova cane? He goes, you don't want to do that. I'm like, yes, I do. How long will it take? We could get yeah here in fifteen months, So I'm like, do it? Rip it okay? And I you know, listen, I knocked my teeth out dot and doing climbing up a Marshall stack and doing a stage dive at seventeen years old, and the crowd moved while it was full swan. I was onke I can handle teeth page.

10:58 I've done it. Before, yeah, no doubt. And I knew I had a window too, but I didn't think of that window because when that happened back then, my adrenaline was so pumped that I didn't even feel anything for like half an hour until we were driving a hospital and I had my head out the window and the wind hit my gums, and that was like the most pain I ever felt in my life. I like pain, Yeah, yeah, exactly. So he looked at me like I was a little psycho. You know, maybe he was right. Uh. And I'm also very anti popping pills, okay, I hate big pharma. And so he does it. He pulls that, he pulls that.

11:44 I'll say that motherfucker, he pulls that motherfucker. My no novacaine, no nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, Just like you did when I was a kid. If you wanted to get money from the tooth furry like we had, you'd have your friend. You'd tie a string and you'd have your friend ride their skateboard and pull it out. You know, That's how you do it, That's how we roll. But yeah, so uh had it done. It was painful by Avhi tones, plain pain soil. It was no big deal, and he gives me like some time on all freeze. He goes, take take these, you're gonna want to I'm like, no, I'm not taking it. He goes, trust me, you're gonna want to take them. I'm like, Nope, not doing it.

12:30 So I get in the car. It's now like twenty minutes later. I got like a ten minute drive over to the Amphitheater where the festival is, and it hit exactly what he was predicting hit. And that was the most painful time of my life ever in history. And I've had two heart attacks, I've had a clap slung. Oh my god, I've knocked out my teeth, I've gone over, I've gone after several six foot four four pounds in my lifetime. And told him I was gonna kill them. It didn't work out that way though, when I opened my mouth and you know, punch them and they didn't move. But yeah, so that was it. And he when I had walked out of Dozen's office, He's like, well, I'm gonna give you these time all threes just in case.

13:20 I'm like, okay, but I'm not gonna take them. I fucking took them I had to do interviews, that's okay, But yes, that was one of my stupidest moves in life. And I've done a lot of stupid ones. I'm divorced twice, so I'm good at stupid moves. We got the stupid moves down high paint trans Yeah, yeah, yeah, this was a smart move though. Yeah, this was one of the smarter things. Well, this is smart because like I'm sitting here, probably everybody's staring at me. Actually nobody's need to pay it Dutch's pretty funny. I thought people would be staring at like what the fuck's going on over there? But you know, we're all freaks here, so nobody even it's not even making anybody like, you know or blank.

14:02 You know. But uh, I mean I couldn't even get Chad to look over come on. And uh so, yeah this is fun. And like we got this master master at hair and color. And she's also gonna trim my beard too because I watched her. Okay, some most female hairstylists don't want to trim your beard. Bella doesn't. She doesn't want to do it. I do it before I go to her, and so, uh, you know, sorry, Belle, I have to call you out here, even though I love you and you are one of the greatest hairstylists ever in history, or at least used to be till now. I and uh, you know, and so basically and we got and she's hot too, because I won't have a hairspellist do my hair.

14:51 If she's not hot. Yeah, there you go. Perfect. I had my grandson here the other day and he did interviews with me, and I brought him up on stage for uh uh what you can call it bowling, for soup, and for red jumpsuit appass, and then his main band he wanted to see was Green Green Day. I'm like, dude, we're not going side stage for that. You need to be in the action. So I brought him to the pits, and his word all day long was peak because that's the new one.

15:32 Oh you know. Okay, so peak is kind of like badass, like that's the best. Hell yeah, my grandkids, I'm gonna go wash my again. Okay, there's a little. There's a little water. Oh yeah, here we go. That's not gonna wash again. Okay, what are you in? You're insane? And then when I come back with from your Beard with the color coats. Nice. Hell yeah, here give me this one again. Here with this oh ship hold on? Yeah, yeah, I love that. I didn't know you had that nice. That's hot. Your tooth point for.

16:15 Okay, maybe we stopped the video now, okay, and we'll be back later, folks for the finish. I guess since I can't talk during or else she'll scroll my fear okay, because yeah, there you go. You can talk all about yourself, tell them everything they need to know so they can find you and. Hire you. Here you go, because you are the rock star of all rock stars. Now we'll shut up. I mean, everyone feels good after a good like hair. You know good, you do good. It's a whole. It's literally you know, one at a time.

16:58 But yeah, So my name is like Christina, and I own a hair salon in Manhattan called the Wanderlust's Hair Collective, And me and my business partners are wanderers and we set up hair music festivals, shows, events, spaces, even done bachelorette parties if you all just want braids and glitter for the night some tinsel and we love doing that. And then we're both dual license, so I have in. The state of New York you have to have a barber's license to use a straight blade. Not every state does that, so that's why I also love doing beards because I am a dual license, so I had an extra like five hundred or five thousand hours of education look up after doing hair for so long to get my barber's license, and being that I do so much hair on tour.

17:45 Just I love men's hair. I think it's the best. And I also love trimming up beards and I would love Tom. For a beard. Yes, if I had a beard, I would let you trim it. Think well, if you've even wax, we will just let it go. There we go, Yeah, put everything from Yeah. I don't do the straight razor at shows because I have no sharps containers. So don't want to be using straight raisers in the wild like this, But. Everything else I can pretty much do want to win.

18:25 I've done hair extensions for bands and sometimes they'll just call because they need a haircut, or I've teamed up also with like Live Nation in Age in New York, so sometimes there call me if the artists asks for a haircut, if they tell their person like who can I where can I go? Or can you bring someone in? That's usually me. So I've done. I have done a lot. And then I was the we have the Cony Island Amphitheater and I was hired by them specifically to be there in house hairdresser and that was a lot of fun. I got to do go Jira's hair masteredon nice. Ah Lama, God, did you get a free hot book? U?

19:09 I mean, well, I'm also painted on the side of Coney Island, USA, So I am the unofficial ambassador of Coney Island. Whoa man. I do want to compete this year and Miss Coney Island so that I can officially say I am Miss Coney Island. But there is a mural of. Me as a mermaid in Coney Island. I go back home and go take a picture of that. Yeah, I am Queen of the Freaks. But yeah, and if I do try for Miss Coney Island this year, I'm. Gonna miss Congeniality Congeniality it and teach self defense and how to fight as my talent because I also fight. I'm a boxer. Well, I trained boxing.

19:49 I don't think I am a boxer until I've had a first fight. But love my next part of the story, Ben is that after with Bella, I text her back because I told her I told her she was Latina and she's probably gonna punch me. And you can see the text best and she goes, I am going to fuck. I love that, I said, I hope so perfect. It is always a little bit more when you're starting off doing like mustaches and beers. It is more nerve wracking than the actual hair because if you do mess up, it's right there.

20:36 It's very It's the first thing they're gonna see. So I get it when people don't do it because it is scary. But I split my tongue so that, you know, being scared doesn't really stop me. Is it twice the fun? So they tell me, yeah, wow, I love it. Uh got it done. On a Thursday Friday, it was awful. Saturday, I drooled for the entire day. I just had a blanket like a tissue in my mouth. Yeah, it was just to not stop drooling. And then on Sunday it got better.

21:18 And then by the following Thursday, seven days fully heeled. I couldn't believe how last the tongue heeled. Wow. Well, and it does too. Actually, the fastest healing muscle in your body suppressive? Now do we want to shampoo out your color? We want to do whatever you want to do. It's your world. I'm just living in it. There we go. I brought my favorite shampoo with me, so you got shampoo and conditioners. A shot tell. Oh yeah, we're also yeah Daytona Speedway. It's amazing, right what a venue? Shut down a venue?

21:58 What a place? I should serve it for both? She picked up. She's the one on the call over for more of the story. Oh okay, but because I how are we? Are you gonna just like throw your head into there? Or do you wanna if they'll give me like enough water, I'll just keep in your head back. Or we could go in the bathroom just sink and going go forward and I'll shampoo. Which way you want to do if you want to do the bathroom sink or get water from mount I. Feel like it's gonna take a lot of water, so probably the bathroom. That's what I was thinking. Okay, I don't know if we want to film in the bathroom in case somebody comes.

22:41 In, but I don't care. Let's do it. I did. That's how it went it when I told you my hair down on my radio. Should exactly don't play. We didn't even think a bad looks like DIY like, how wouldna watches? That? Is there any ladies there are? Just that there's four more. Many men here than ladies. Okay, just going that last stole. That was not my idea. Uh, we should not really check but through some lads.

23:22 No poltep, I don't want it in jail to neighbor other things. You have your head it served. It would be. Playing if somebody walked in there up for sure. A nice.

24:03 So another uh paddle board story. There's a park where I left to I said, I live on island, and so I took my. Paddleboard out one day and I see a thin come out of the water about two feet from me. Oh and so I just calmly called the park ranger on my phone and I'm like, are there's sharks in the air. He goes, yeah, there's bull sharks, there's dolphin, and there's manateee. I I he had me describe what I saw. I described the thing. He goes, yeah, that could be a shark. It should also be a manateee plane because when they're a plane and there banh it comes out it looks like a shark fin Oh. Interesting. So it turned out it was a pod of man tee player.

24:47 Oh my god, that's so long. So that was. Definitely awesome, especially cause I didn't. Die from a. Shark in the park. In the park, and I've been in the ocean. H I have been chased up here in the Orlando area and there's springs on my paddle board by an otter. Really, they are sometimes. Scarier than sharks because they're very vicious and they will chase you down. And I did get chased and then he passed me while I was like, oh, thank you. I think I have a video of it. My daughter and her now husband were way behind me and I in a video. You can hear me saying, hey, don't leave me. There's an honor chasing me a way?

25:38 What a way to go? What is a statement? Don't leave an honor? You bring your head in a little bit more, you can there we go. That's what she said. Every time. They go. Bring it over to the someone. I make this my live show this week. You're not folks, tune in, you know you don't see that now you're already tuned in so you listen to me.

26:20 Thank you for listening and watching the debauchery. Oops, I. Feel like I have a lot of color in my eye. Eat that. Funny story. And my other media friends. She and her friend we were rat. Drop mahmah, there we go, okay, and war was going on and we were up like, uh, side stage. Or whatever, and they went out to go watch Glar and get blood and come on them from the aliens.

27:10 And now I have, in all. These years of doing this, successfully escaped getting hit by Glaring multiple interviews with them, including here at Welcome to Rockville. However, you know who is always the problem in a guy's life when it comes to having to do things you don't. Want to do any guest lady. Every time. Yes. And so her friend after they were done, came running up to be soaking in Glar blood and gave me a huge charge.

27:53 There you go. For I know. But then. The other meeting, a girl Holly from Pezer Top, she ended up with red eyes. She was wearing contact. It was kind of scary. That makes scary in the way, are your eyes gonna be permanently red? It kind of looks that way. Here we go. We'll bring you back to the chair and I'll be like one runs over with your head back. Okay, but I think we did it. Can I say?

28:34 Oh? Ship? Perfect? Hell? Yeah, that's fucking go. Let's do this one. You got some medity to do? Put my show. Oh he wants his hair. Done too, do it? Man, it's right, I mean here now, so hot, here bring that. Let's let's go over the real quick. Stell. There's a reason. Can you hear me over there? Totally not.

29:25 But we can't see ship because it's so bright. So chantell, this is who I'm cheating on you with. No, it's okay. I haven't so cheating. So you're cheating on your mystery. You cheat on your wife with your mistress, and now on the.

30:09 First and I'm not even married, you know what. I like that. But she wants she wants to shoes, So you guys need to committed. So let's do that. Let's talk. We're making rounds here. Welcome to Rockville Press and Artists Area. We got you know, I don't think a look from like I'm walking around even notice like awareness and my ears all your facome.

30:51 Regular. We're just like, lean your head back. That's why I thought the other. Way, because this way I can make sure you like to get more off your forehead. Yeah, he's quarterboarding him a new ways of torture. Oh that's so hot. The water's cold, but that's hot. Idea is hot. You know. My son he uh a couple of years ago, just went through three weeks of torture training. They actually because he's in the military, and they actually do torture you like you were caught. Like I'm thinking myself, Okay, so I get the preparation, but what if you never get caught, then you just got tortured for no reason by your own country. Just saying, and.

31:40 Sometimes we get tortured by the ones we love. Sometimes sometimes always torture you. I don't know any other way. I'm gonna grab a towel really quick to get You've got you gotta right the happy faceline. Ye oh wait, that's perfect for insane cloud posse set. I also think you're gonna need a shot with these purple shades. Yeah, probably we're bad. She had to go to the bathroom before rubbing me out. And uh, you know, because I heard the her last tds and welcome the rock, so and the way you get them off.

32:24 Is wiping your face with the wet paper towel exactly. You might have a purple line on your cheek. It looks good. I'll just it brings out the cloud. Say you bit me a little bit? That's if I could bite in a line, that'd be cool, right you tailing unlocked? I think you should try it? Okay, Okay, let's let's investigate that. So yeah, folks, here we are. I still don't have any idea what I look like, and nor do I care really to be honest, because she's bad ass, and you need to go to her and you need to contact her, and she needs to tell you all how to find her on socials and web and all that funky stuff.

33:10 But Instagram, Facebook is Wanderluss Hair Collective and my personal one is Fabulous Underscore ak And yeah, that's pretty much it, easypasy. The email is the wanderlusshairco at gmail dot com. And I'd love to do your. Hair, and you're gonna love for her to do your own. You're gonna love me doing your hair. I mean, you guys know, I'm very you know. What, Sometimes you just gotta I gotta try something a little new. I'm always about trying something new. I don't like doing things over and over again. Give me something new all the time.

33:52 Same. I live outside of my comfort zone, so. I don't even know where my comfort zone is. I've left it somewhere. I think her comfort zone is the chaos. I'm like, I can't comfort chaos. I am all about that. Actually, Tramas, I'm like, it's not trauma, Like are you kidding me? Like that's what gives me a good personality exactly. Lots of stories, lots of stories. Now listen. I mean if I look in the mirror and I don't like it, now, that's trauma.

34:33 Now, that's trauma. But I would never do you like that. I know that. That's also why I love doing hair at faster and weird places, like I love you not being able to see right and like. The surprise factor. There was so few things we could we let ourselves to get surprised by anymore in today's world. And notice I was a very willing participant. I didn't even care what you did with. My hair, so fucking willing, which was awesome, which also was like why I love being a hairdresser. The amount of people that met me for the first time, like, I trust you do whatever you want, and I'm like, oh the power nice. You know what I like too? Okay, okay. So I've been to lots of hairdressers in my life, and I eat them to tell them, I, what do you think would look good? You take there, but you do it and there can't answer that question, and they want them to tell them specifically. I do it, which I get in one sense, and sometimes there all times I'll say I want specifically done a certain way. But I think if you're gonna go to a professional, you have to trust that they know how you're gonna look good better than you do. And I, especially as the pipe man, feel that there's one hundred percent true when it comes to women. Like I always say to women hair sauce, like it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what you think.

35:56 The amount of men that have said that, right, I just make me look good. I gotta impress that. But I also live in Manhattan and like he worked at a salon that was in the gay district of Manhattan, so half of my clients could care less if I make them look good for the opposite sex. I love the gay Boys of Manhattan as well, which says a lot too, because they're far more bitchy and picky. Yeah, you know, I gotta say something too about that, Like I just want to say everybody should just be themselves. Be you do, you be whoever you are, But like, listen, if you're gonna be, don't be bitchy. Like we don't like the bitchy women. Why we want bitchy guy, Like, if you're gonna go that way, you like, get away from the bitchiness. Just some advice fellas.

36:56 Advice out there, I do you always hate like within the hair world, people are always like guys hair is easy, and I was like, there's nothing easy about guys hair, and I kind of hate that. It kind of like fell to the wayside. And then like the barber fads came in and everyone became a barber, but every barber. Is always God's gift a hair and too cool for school. I don't like the vibes of barbers. I've worked Barbara cons before and I'm just like everyone here has an inflated ego and never the skill level to back it up, no doubt, and so I hate that. But I love doing men's hair. And short hair in general. So if there's any people out there in beauty school or starting their hair or even even doing hair for thirty years and you never gave men's hair a try to change it.

37:44 Do what. I love how you think, because it's like it is true, so many women do not want to do men's hair, and uh, I think it is an art. Like you are so confident about doing this, and that gives me the confidence as the person getting the hair done. Listen, I'm doing hair on the grass on my knees, just. The way I like it. Yeah, on the grass on my knees. Hey, that's like one of the head people at the WP. I'm like, hey, why get your hair up? So, yeah, that's badass. I got I got some history for you.

38:32 There's a friend of mine. Do you did you ever hear the name Seppie Franco. Franco I don't think so. Okay, So he was a friend of mine years ago. He was a friend of my dad's. He was the famous hairstylist of the movie stars on Rodeo Drive. Okay, I know Rodeo Drive, Okay. I remember getting my hair cut there. One time. I was sitting next to Christy McNichol like yet. And I don't know if you know her, but she's an old school like address and was probably one of the first you know out forward. You know, I don't know if i'd call her lesbian, but let's.

39:15 Say not straight factors, okay, And. So anyway, the funny part about that is which you will greatly appreciate being in New Yorker, is he had this old facade like he had. His hair was certain way. He kind of looked had the gay look. Because you can't be a hairstyles stars and be straight. They don't really like that. You know. Uh, they want they want the gay hairstyles considered the better ones. So he had that whole image going on. And like I when I was married, I brought my wife to him to get like he did for free, but her haircut would have been like a thousand bucks. I so port to jose Bear too, by the way, but U yes, So his real name is Joe Uh Joe Franco from Weehawk in New Jersey, Oh.

40:11 Every time, right, always from fucking Weehawky wee Hawckey. That brother I told you about. He lived in Weehawk him too, So that explains a lot. Oh yeah, thankfully he doesn't watch my show, so he won't hear that I just did that. And if he does, I don't care. I'll admit it. I don't know. That sounds kind of hot to me, that the razor sound around your ear. It's a weird. It's kind of like seductive. M m. It's a vibe. And when you were like when you were by my neck, I was thinking, hm, hmm, is she gonna slip my neck?

40:54 It's always you know, you gotta have a little bit of fear. Can like to live my life making ments like fearful. Yeah, and you noticed I didn't really move much and I had that little bit of fear. But I was also like, well it is kind of hot too. If this is how I go, totally, it's how I go. Oh, speaking of how you go, just to tell you how maybe psycho I am. So, I've had two heart attacks surfing while surfing. Yes. The first one I was in Hawaii and I came out of water and my son had said I didn't look right, but I've felt okay. And then I went to get that food and then I went took a shower, and then I had this little tinge of my tricep and I'm like, you know, it's Hawaiian waters. I was paddling a lot, you know.

41:45 It didn't it didn't fade me at all. And then I had like this really like two three seconds of three of my fingers going on. I'm like, oh, that was weird. So I was a smoker at the time, and what a smoker's doing those things? Situations smoke. Yes, if you want to fix any problem, you go smoke a cigarette. So I'm like, I go smoke a cigarette. And I got high off of it, like that first one at Agura High School on the access road where I fell up against a tree and didn't want to embarrass myself in front of my friends because I could barely stand up because I was so lightheaded from a cigarette. I got that same feeling again. I was like, oh, that's weird. I haven't had that feeling in thirty six years. Yeah, I had a heart attack.

42:34 Jesus. And I am very big for natural health care. I'm very against western medicine. I'm very against big pharma. And so we go to hospital there in Hawaii. I didn't even see a doctor, and they they come and They're like, want to wheeled me out a room. I'm like, whoa, where are we going? Oh? You're going down and get a carreot cap. I'm like, no or not. I would like to speak to a doctor. I want to find out everything. And my son's like, diad, just do what they tell you. I know. I'm not just doing what they tell me. I want to have all the information. I want to know all the rest and rewards and make my own decisions. So doctor Kane talk to me. Hey, Doc, tell me what's the worst case scenario. Best case scenario.

43:24 Best case scenario. I go in, nothing's wrong, you go about your day. Worst case scenario is you die while you're in the procedure. And then I said, okay, now tell me everything in between and gave me all the information I did. I liked the way he SAIDs. I decided to let them do it, and they did fuck me up. So you gotta recover for like a year. This was the end of twenty seventeen, December twenty seventeen, and you have to recover for like a year. And I kept saying that whole year, like people say, you're supposed to feel twenty years younger, I feel older. I was definitely like much younger before this, and I kept saying, it feels like I keep having a heart attack, but they said that's normal, You're okay, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And meanwhile, my my carriologist clears me front from like after that year, and I'm like, I'm gonna celebrate and I'm going to Costa Rica. Heh, Yeah.

44:33 I went to Manuel Antonio. I was on top of a ten foot wave and all I remember before I got back to shore was anotherack oh fuck, not again, Oh my god, on the top of the wave, but this was the massive one, like I almost died. And I paddled back to shore. People were like, hy'd you get back? It was either that or drowned. Yeah, you know, and then so. Oh yeah, they helped me out. Costa Rica saved my life. Moral of the story, why he took four hundred thousand dollars bill for fucking you up? More fucking me up, Costa Rica. The cardiologist calls the insurance company himself, not some receptionist. He needs his procedure right now where he's gonna die, and they're like, well, it'll take about seventy two hours to process the claim and maybe longer because it's a weekday. He goes, you don't understand, I'll be dead by the Sorry, that's all we can do. He hung up, because that's a matter of us. Insurance companies never pay us, even if they approve it, and they put me in their social security system like I was assistant and treated me one hundred percent for free.

45:45 This country is fucked up. Guess what the bill, if I had to pay for it was fifteen thousand dollars. So, folks, third world countries have way better healthcare for a lot less than the great United States of America. And now let's have the hair repeal. And with that, let's reveal it. Whoa what do you think? Oh? I think? Look at that? She is a fucking master. Hell yeah, look at that? You rock? Well, thank you? So another adventure on the Adventures of pipe Man again.

46:28 Tell them how to reach you, because they can't listen to my show or watch my show unless they reach out to you and connect to you. Angela Christina is my name fabulous ak on Instagram. The salon is Wanderless Hair Collective. And if you tell me that you found me through him twenty percent off your first fucking hair job. Here you go. Nice. Oh you don't have your where's your logo? I want to see that logo logo of that. Cool and she's so good. She got me in time for my interview, too, beautiful. Who there is that? You're like the real deal here, true entrepreneurship, just making things happen for you.

47:15 Just out here trying to figure it out, ye, trying not to look at me. I love this. It looks so cool. The fade purple. It also is it? Because I was like a little scared when we were shampooing. I was like, oh man, I could all turn purple. And it does have some purple in my shade. Oh okayh there we go. That finishes the look right there. How about these purple ones. Yeah, we gotta do those too. I'll wear anybody's sunglasses, especially if the girly ones that look really cool here yo. Oh yeah, because there's a lesson for you people. Okay, you can be macho with feminine glasses. You people that are afraid to do that, you're probably just afraid of yourself.

48:04 Glasses don't make the man. That's right, The man makes a Man and the hairstylist. Man. The hairstylist is really the one that makes the man. The hairstyles make the man, and I would do anything like I'm definitely Alpha, except if she was in a picture. Thanks for listening to the adventures of paint Man here at Welcome to Rockville. Thank you for listening to the adventures of Patemn on w for CUI Radio.