June 3, 2025

Pipeman’s NEW Hairstyle by Angela of WanderLust Hair Collective at WTR

It's Travel Tuesday and this week on Season 19, Episode 52 of The Adventures of Pipeman we have a surpise Impromptu NEW Hairstyle and Color by Angela Kristina, the Rock Star Hair Stylist and Colorist from Wanderlust Collective done right on the grass backstage in the media / artist lounge at Welcome To Rockville 2025 on the Daytone International Speedway. Watch it happen live before your eyes. This is perfect timing too because the next stop on the Pipeman Radio Tour is Downtown Las Vegas for Punk Rock Bowling.

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Hi, you love one to censure.

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I'm for see why for you young ro waycome America.

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It's time for.

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The adventures of White Man. I'll tell you for see

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why dot Com West Pond Beach is number one Internet

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radio station.

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Here's your host, the White Man.

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I'm so here we go, hurt step into my office, sir.

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Yeah, you know most people would say they're scared. I'm

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not scared a bit.

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Hell yeah, nor should you be.

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Oh, let me take the sunglasses off. That might help.

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Here we go.

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It doesn't help for the video, but it helps for this.

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All right, are you ready?

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I'm ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? People? Whoever's

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watching this video? I have my celebrity hairstylist here at

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Welcome to Rockville. We met last night and I toured

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to whatever the hell you want to the pipe man's hair.

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So here we go. And you know you guys that

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always guess what color my hair is gonna be mixed, Well,

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you won't get it right this time. So it's gonna

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be different. It's gonna be different than anything else. And

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we're going punk rock bowling next week, so it's so

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appropriates it's amazing. I am game prepared for punk rock bowling.

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And you know, Bella, I love you, but oh well,

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I'm cheating on you.

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You're screwed, Belly. You did a great job.

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Thank you for giving me the perfect blonde base to

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make these fune colors happen.

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I know, right, we didn't even have to bleach it.

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Look at that, Look at that good thing. I'm going

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home tonight because I didn't bring my normal uh pillowcase

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and towels or destroying places.

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Well, aren't you nice. I don't think I've ever brought

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my own. I've just direct house. Everything is right after

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I leave, right. I jumped out of the ocean one time.

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I jumped in and then someone was like, did you

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get bit?

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You were read everywhere? And I was like, oh no,

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this is my hair color.

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I wonder if that would make a shark think.

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I doubt it smells like blood, but yeah, it looked

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like it.

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I don't know. I surf and I had red hair

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and I didn't get bit. So I guess I'm okay, Yes,

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I guess the red dye does not smell like blood.

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Heard it here first, That's right, red hair color not

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the same as blood.

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That's right now. I I was out on my paddle

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board a couple of weeks ago, out on the horizon,

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just sitting chilling on the battle board, waiting for those

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five bull sharks that swam under me as I looked

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down and said it's time to paddle back to shore.

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That would be their proper time. When you see the

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bull sharks.

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It's like, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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They're the worst too.

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They're they're never an accident like great white bites you.

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It's because you were stupid and did something stupid. Bull

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Okay, good to know.

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I got some trivia for it.

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How do you know what she wins a bull shark?

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thought vers it was a reef shark, but then they

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were reef sharks, which you don't worry about. But they

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were a little too wide. Okay, so that's how we

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knew it was bulls. They were bulls. But here's a

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little trivia for you. You know the show Jaws as

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not a great White. It is a true story, although

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embellish for the movie. It was about a bull shark

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that attacked a family in the Jersey in the Manusquan River. Yes,

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folks not in the ocean because bull sharks are such dicks.

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They will go in every water waiter is just to

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I did you that it is wild that it was

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in the river.

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seen videos of them attacking hippos in rivers in Africa,

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Like they're like the most savage feast on earth. People

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think they're all cute and cuddly, don't.

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I mean, they argue and cuddly, but they will.

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Yeah, do not, okay, listeners, do not do not cuddle

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a hippo as much as you want to, just get

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like a Teddy Bear. They will eat you. I have

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also surfed over humpback whales. And then my brother posts

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a question to me that I never thought of. He goes, well,

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if they rise up, like, oh, I don't think about

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that because if they hit you just by mistake, they'll

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break every bone in your body.

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Eh, Yeah, can you see, I'm pretty good at like

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not having dead air.

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Hell yeah, you definitely like the sound of your voice,

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that's pretty sure.

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I don't know if it's that. It's just like I

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just don't like dead air. It's not good for radio,

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you know. If you're filming this whole thing and I'm

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just sitting here like ooh, you know, and she's focusing

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on her art, it's a pretty boring video, to be honest.

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So we have to entertain the people.

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Got to entertain that. I mean, there's some pretty exciting

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things happening. Like I'm really digging this color here.

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I'm really I don't even know what it looks like

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right now, folks, because I just start do whatever you want.

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I don't care.

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So I'm gonna do a little ombre me to it,

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and the shorter hair on the sides are gonna be

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all this darker purple, and then I'm gonna have this

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all fade into a nice pink. So we're doing a

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purple pink vibe today.

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And you can trim it up in case Bella fucked

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up my hair in its not.

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Even Bella did a fuck up, Bella. You did not

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fuck up the hair.

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This is just the moment of opportunity, right, I'm here

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can make everybody look and feel good before and or

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after they go on stage.

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All I want to do in life is just make

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people look and feel good. So what's your business name?

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So I own a salon called the Wanderluss Hair Collected

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and thank you and we're Wanderers if you couldn't guess

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from the name. So yeah, we set up setting up

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at hair at music festivals or.

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Anything.

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Really like we've done it at the Mermaid Parade.

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Stairs over here. I feel my hair, which is just

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like me.

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But yeah, so yeah my songs.

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The Wanderlus Hair Collected located in Chelsea in Manhattan, all

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the way here from New.

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York City, Girl of my Own Heart and.

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I started doing hair at music shows after a MySpace

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post in two thousand and eight where the band all

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sholl Parish posted We'll trade a haircut for a show ticket.

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And I DMed him and was like, I'm broke. It's

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two thousand and eight. So I was fresh out of

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beauty school, and I was like, I'm mildly good at

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what I'm doing.

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I'm you know, I'm like nineteen years old, fresh out

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of beauty school, and I'll trade.

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This haircut for shows.

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You should do his hair. It's plain today. It's a

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chad from mud By where all your people listen. His

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terror is usually not just blacky.

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There's a very black though, and I have no belief

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to have that. But it does look also like a

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very first cut mojak.

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I've never talked to it by hat talk or my

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would have yelled at him and a chad, you need

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to get your hair done.

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Come on over, everyone, come get their hair done.

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Too bad. Maddie and Maddie from Memphis s Mayfire was

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here before I would. I would definitely hate hate Mattie.

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I have her change your hair. That nice little ginger

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I know, right.

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Can't mess with a ginger natural color.

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That's unreal, that's sacrilegious.

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you little freak love it. Yes'm gonna make my hands

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pink for the art.

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Gingers are always.

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I'm kind of attracted to Psycho, so like, ginger is

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probably who I should be going after. I don't usually

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go after gingers, but maybe I should. That would be

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my perfect h You.

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anesthesia doesn't help for them. They have the highest pain

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tolerance of anyone.

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It's wild, right, who would think? Why hear? How metal

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I am to speak in pain tolerance?

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Okay. So I had to go cover a festival near

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to a dentists right before the festival and he had

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to pull the teeth and said, how long is it

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probably take about forty five minutes an hour. I'm like,

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I have that kind of time. How long will it

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take without the nova cane? He goes, you don't want

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to do that. I'm like, yes, I do. How long

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will it take? We could get yeah here in fifteen months,

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So I'm like, do it? Rip it okay? And I

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you know, listen, I knocked my teeth out dot and

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doing climbing up a Marshall stack and doing a stage

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dive at seventeen years old, and the crowd moved while

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it was full swan. I was onke I can handle

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teeth page.

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I've done it.

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Before, yeah, no doubt. And I knew I had a

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window too, but I didn't think of that window because

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that I didn't even feel anything for like half an

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hour until we were driving a hospital and I had

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my head out the window and the wind hit my gums,

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and that was like the most pain I ever felt

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in my life. I like pain, Yeah, yeah, exactly. So

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he looked at me like I was a little psycho.

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You know, maybe he was right. Uh. And I'm also

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very anti popping pills, okay, I hate big pharma. And

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so he does it. He pulls that, he pulls that.

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I'll say that motherfucker, he pulls that motherfucker. My no novacaine,

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no nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, Just like you did when

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I was a kid. If you wanted to get money

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from the tooth furry like we had, you'd have your friend.

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their skateboard and pull it out. You know, That's how

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you do it, That's how we roll. But yeah, so

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plain pain soil. It was no big deal, and he

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gives me like some time on all freeze. He goes,

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take take these, you're gonna want to I'm like, no,

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I'm not taking it. He goes, trust me, you're gonna

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want to take them. I'm like, Nope, not doing it.

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to the Amphitheater where the festival is, and it hit

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exactly what he was predicting hit. And that was the

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most painful time of my life ever in history. And

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I've had two heart attacks, I've had a clap slung.

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Oh my god, I've knocked out my teeth, I've gone over,

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I've gone after several six foot four four pounds in

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my lifetime. And told him I was gonna kill them.

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It didn't work out that way though, when I opened

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my mouth and you know, punch them and they didn't move.

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But yeah, so that was it. And he when I

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had walked out of Dozen's office, He's like, well, I'm

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gonna give you these time all threes just in case.

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I'm like, okay, but I'm not gonna take them. I

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fucking took them I had to do interviews, that's okay,

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But yes, that was one of my stupidest moves in life.

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And I've done a lot of stupid ones. I'm divorced twice,

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so I'm good at stupid moves.

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We got the stupid moves down high paint trans Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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this was a smart move though. Yeah, this was one

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of the smarter things.

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Well, this is smart because like I'm sitting here, probably

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everybody's staring at me. Actually nobody's need to pay it

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Dutch's pretty funny. I thought people would be staring at

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like what the fuck's going on over there? But you know,

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we're all freaks here, so nobody even it's not even

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making anybody like, you know or blank.

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You know.

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But uh, I mean I couldn't even get Chad to

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look over come on. And uh so, yeah this is fun.

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And like we got this master master at hair and color.

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And she's also gonna trim my beard too because I

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watched her. Okay, some most female hairstylists don't want to

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trim your beard. Bella doesn't. She doesn't want to do it.

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I do it before I go to her, and so, uh,

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you know, sorry, Belle, I have to call you out here,

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even though I love you and you are one of

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the greatest hairstylists ever in history, or at least used

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to be till now. I and uh, you know, and

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so basically and we got and she's hot too, because

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I won't have a hairspellist do my hair.

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If she's not hot.

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Yeah, there you go. Perfect. I had my grandson here

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the other day and he did interviews with me, and

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I brought him up on stage for uh uh what

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you can call it bowling, for soup, and for red

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jumpsuit appass, and then his main band he wanted to

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see was Green Green Day. I'm like, dude, we're not

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going side stage for that. You need to be in

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the action. So I brought him to the pits, and

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his word all day long was peak because that's the

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new one.

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Oh you know.

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Okay, so peak is kind of like badass, like that's

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the best.

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Hell yeah, my grandkids, I'm gonna go wash my again.

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Okay, there's a little.

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There's a little water. Oh yeah, here we go.

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That's not gonna wash again. Okay, what are you in?

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You're insane?

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And then when I come back with from your Beard

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with the color coats.

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Nice.

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Hell yeah, here give me this one again. Here with

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this oh ship hold on?

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Yeah, yeah, I love that.

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I didn't know you had that nice.

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That's hot.

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Your tooth point for.

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Okay, maybe we stopped the video now, okay, and we'll

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be back later, folks for the finish. I guess since

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I can't talk during or else she'll scroll my fear okay,

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because yeah, there you go. You can talk all about yourself,

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tell them everything they need to know so they can

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find you and.

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Hire you.

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Here you go, because you are the rock star of

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all rock stars. Now we'll shut up.

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I mean, everyone feels good after a good like hair.

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You know good, you do good. It's a whole.

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It's literally you know, one at a time.

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But yeah, So my name is like Christina, and I

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own a hair salon in Manhattan called the Wanderlust's Hair Collective,

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And me and my business partners are wanderers and we

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set up hair music festivals, shows, events, spaces, even done

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bachelorette parties if you all just want braids and glitter

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for the night some tinsel and we love doing that.

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And then we're both dual license, so I have in.

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The state of New York you have to have a

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barber's license to use a straight blade. Not every state

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does that, so that's why I also love doing beards

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because I am a dual license, so I had an

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extra like five hundred or five thousand hours of education

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look up after doing hair for so long to get

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my barber's license, and being that I do so much

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hair on tour.

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Just I love men's hair. I think it's the best.

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And I also love trimming up beards and I would

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love Tom.

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For a beard. Yes, if I had a beard, I

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would let you trim it.

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Think well, if you've even wax, we will just let

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it go.

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There we go, Yeah, put everything from Yeah. I don't

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do the straight razor at shows because I have no

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sharps containers.

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So don't want to be using straight raisers in the

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wild like this, But.

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Everything else I can pretty much do want to win.

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I've done hair extensions for bands and sometimes they'll just

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call because they need a haircut, or I've teamed up

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also with like Live Nation in Age in New York,

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so sometimes there call me if the artists asks for

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a haircut, if they tell their person like who can

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I where can I go?

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Or can you bring someone in? That's usually me. So

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I've done. I have done a lot.

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And then I was the we have the Cony Island

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Amphitheater and I was hired by them specifically to be

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there in house hairdresser and that was a lot of fun.

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I got to do go Jira's hair masteredon nice.

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Ah Lama, God, did you get a free hot book? U?

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I mean, well, I'm also painted on the side of

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Coney Island, USA, So I am the unofficial ambassador of

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Coney Island.

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Whoa man.

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I do want to compete this year and Miss Coney

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Island so that I can officially say I am Miss

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Coney Island.

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But there is a mural of.

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Me as a mermaid in Coney Island.

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I go back home and go take a picture of that.

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Yeah, I am Queen of the Freaks. But yeah, and

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if I do try for Miss Coney Island this year, I'm.

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Gonna miss Congeniality Congeniality it and teach self defense and

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how to fight as my talent because I also fight.

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I'm a boxer. Well, I trained boxing.

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I don't think I am a boxer until I've had

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a first fight.

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But love my next part of the story, Ben is

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that after with Bella, I text her back because I

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told her I told her she was Latina and she's

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probably gonna punch me. And you can see the text

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best and she goes, I am going to fuck.

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I love that, I said, I hope so perfect.

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It is always a little bit more when you're starting

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off doing like mustaches and beers. It is more nerve

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wracking than the actual hair because if you do mess up,

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it's right there.

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It's very It's the first thing they're gonna see.

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So I get it when people don't do it because

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it is scary.

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But I split my tongue so that, you know, being

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scared doesn't really stop me.

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Is it twice the fun?

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So they tell me, yeah, wow, I love it.

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Uh got it done. On a Thursday Friday, it was awful. Saturday,

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I drooled for the entire day. I just had a

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blanket like a tissue in my mouth. Yeah, it was

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just to not stop drooling. And then on Sunday it

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got better.

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And then by the following Thursday, seven days fully heeled.

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I couldn't believe how last the tongue heeled.

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Wow. Well, and it does too.

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Actually, the fastest healing muscle in your body suppressive? Now

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do we want to shampoo out your color?

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We want to do whatever you want to do. It's

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your world. I'm just living in it.

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There we go.

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I brought my favorite shampoo with me, so you got

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shampoo and conditioners.

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A shot tell.

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Oh yeah, we're also yeah Daytona Speedway. It's amazing, right

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what a venue?

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Shut down a venue?

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What a place?

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I should serve it for both?

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She picked up.

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She's the one on the call over for more of

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the story.

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Oh okay, but because I how are we? Are you

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gonna just like throw your head into there? Or do

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you wanna if they'll give me like enough water, I'll

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just keep in your head back. Or we could go

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in the bathroom just sink and going go forward and

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I'll shampoo.

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Which way you want to do if you want to

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do the bathroom sink or get water from mount I.

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Feel like it's gonna take a lot of water, so

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probably the bathroom.

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That's what I was thinking. Okay, I don't know if

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we want to film in the bathroom in case somebody comes.

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In, but I don't care.

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Let's do it. I did. That's how it went it

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when I told you my hair down on my radio.

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Should exactly don't play.

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We didn't even think a bad looks like DIY like,

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how wouldna watches?

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That?

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Is there any ladies there are? Just that there's four more.

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Many men here than ladies.

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Okay, just going that last stole.

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That was not my idea.

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Uh, we should not really check but through some lads.

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No poltep, I don't want it in jail to neighbor

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other things.

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You have your head it served.

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It would be.

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Playing if somebody walked in there up for sure.

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A nice.

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So another uh paddle board story. There's a park where

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I left to I said, I live on island, and

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so I took my.

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Paddleboard out one day and I see a thin come

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out of the water about two feet from me. Oh

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and so I just calmly called the park ranger on

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my phone and I'm like, are there's sharks in the air.

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He goes, yeah, there's bull sharks, there's dolphin, and there's manateee.

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I I he had me describe what I saw. I

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described the thing. He goes, yeah, that could be a shark.

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It should also be a manateee plane because when they're

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a plane and there banh it comes out it looks

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like a shark fin Oh.

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Interesting.

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So it turned out it was a pod of man

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tee player.

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Oh my god, that's so long.

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So that was.

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Definitely awesome, especially cause I didn't.

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Die from a.

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Shark in the park. In the park, and I've been

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in the ocean.

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H I have been chased up here in the Orlando

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area and there's springs on my paddle board by an otter.

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Really, they are sometimes.

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Scarier than sharks because they're very vicious and they will

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chase you down.

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And I did get chased and then he passed me

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while I was like, oh, thank you. I think I

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have a video of it.

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My daughter and her now husband were way behind me

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and I in a video. You can hear me saying, hey,

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don't leave me. There's an honor chasing me a way?

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What a way to go? What is a statement? Don't

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leave an honor? You bring your head in a little

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bit more, you can there we go.

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That's what she said. Every time.

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They go.

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Bring it over to the someone.

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I make this my live show this week.

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You're not folks, tune in, you know you don't see

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that now you're already tuned in so you listen to me.

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Thank you for listening and watching the debauchery.

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Oops, I.

478
00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:34.160
Feel like I have a lot of color in my eye.

479
00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:35.480
Eat that.

480
00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:43.319
Funny story. And my other media friends. She and her

481
00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:45.640
friend we were rat.

482
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:52.920
Drop mahmah, there we go, okay, and war was going

483
00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:56.559
on and we were up like, uh, side stage.

484
00:26:56.279 --> 00:27:04.440
Or whatever, and they went out to go watch Glar

485
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:09.039
and get blood and come on them from the aliens.

486
00:27:10.039 --> 00:27:13.200
And now I have, in all.

487
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:18.440
These years of doing this, successfully escaped getting hit by

488
00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:23.440
Glaring multiple interviews with them, including here at Welcome to Rockville.

489
00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:30.480
However, you know who is always the problem in a

490
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:34.480
guy's life when it comes to having to do things

491
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:35.200
you don't.

492
00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:38.000
Want to do any guest lady.

493
00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:40.279
Every time.

494
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:41.240
Yes.

495
00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:48.359
And so her friend after they were done, came running

496
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:51.480
up to be soaking in Glar blood and gave me

497
00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:52.640
a huge charge.

498
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:53.759
There you go.

499
00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:56.839
For I know.

500
00:27:57.079 --> 00:27:57.720
But then.

501
00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:04.799
The other meeting, a girl Holly from Pezer Top, she

502
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:07.240
ended up with red eyes.

503
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:10.559
She was wearing contact. It was kind of scary. That

504
00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:14.319
makes scary in the way, are your eyes gonna be

505
00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:19.519
permanently red? It kind of looks that way. Here we go.

506
00:28:23.960 --> 00:28:25.319
We'll bring you back to the chair and I'll be

507
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.960
like one runs over with your head back.

508
00:28:28.519 --> 00:28:30.440
Okay, but I think we did it.

509
00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:32.359
Can I say?

510
00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:35.240
Oh? Ship?

511
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:38.559
Perfect?

512
00:28:39.240 --> 00:28:39.400
Hell?

513
00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:42.240
Yeah, that's fucking go.

514
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:48.119
Let's do this one.

515
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:49.400
You got some medity to do?

516
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:50.200
Put my show.

517
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:54.920
Oh he wants his hair.

518
00:28:54.920 --> 00:29:00.400
Done too, do it? Man, it's right, I mean here now,

519
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:08.599
so hot, here bring that. Let's let's go over the

520
00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:22.279
real quick. Stell. There's a reason. Can you hear me

521
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:23.599
over there? Totally not.

522
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.160
But we can't see ship because it's so bright.

523
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:48.200
So chantell, this is who I'm cheating on you with.

524
00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:50.839
No, it's okay.

525
00:29:50.839 --> 00:30:00.519
I haven't so cheating.

526
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:07.000
So you're cheating on your mystery. You cheat on your

527
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:09.000
wife with your mistress, and now on the.

528
00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:14.279
First and I'm not even married, you know what.

529
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:14.920
I like that.

530
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.960
But she wants she wants to shoes, So you guys

531
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:19.759
need to committed.

532
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:23.599
So let's do that. Let's talk.

533
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:31.319
We're making rounds here. Welcome to Rockville Press and Artists Area.

534
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:35.079
We got you know, I don't think a look from

535
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:40.759
like I'm walking around even notice like awareness and my

536
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:46.359
ears all your facome.

537
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:53.440
Regular. We're just like, lean your head back.

538
00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:55.359
That's why I thought the other.

539
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:58.160
Way, because this way I can make sure you like

540
00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:02.880
to get more off your forehead. Yeah, he's quarterboarding him

541
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:04.640
a new ways of torture.

542
00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:09.599
Oh that's so hot. The water's cold, but that's hot.

543
00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:11.440
Idea is hot.

544
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:12.079
You know.

545
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:16.359
My son he uh a couple of years ago, just

546
00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:20.920
went through three weeks of torture training. They actually because

547
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:23.880
he's in the military, and they actually do torture you

548
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:30.759
like you were caught. Like I'm thinking myself, Okay, so

549
00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:34.319
I get the preparation, but what if you never get caught,

550
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:37.000
then you just got tortured for no reason by your

551
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:40.160
own country. Just saying, and.

552
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.000
Sometimes we get tortured by the ones we love.

553
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:51.799
Sometimes sometimes always torture you. I don't know any other way.

554
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:55.599
I'm gonna grab a towel really quick to get You've

555
00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:58.359
got you gotta right the happy faceline.

556
00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:02.599
Ye oh wait, that's perfect for insane cloud posse set.

557
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:06.359
I also think you're gonna need a shot with these

558
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:07.759
purple shades.

559
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:12.640
Yeah, probably we're bad. She had to go to the

560
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:17.160
bathroom before rubbing me out. And uh, you know, because

561
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:20.720
I heard the her last tds and welcome the rock,

562
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:24.000
so and the way you get them off.

563
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:27.039
Is wiping your face with the wet paper towel exactly.

564
00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:30.680
You might have a purple line on your cheek. It

565
00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:31.200
looks good.

566
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.039
I'll just it brings out the cloud. Say you bit

567
00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:35.000
me a little bit?

568
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:39.160
That's if I could bite in a line, that'd be cool,

569
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:41.799
right you tailing unlocked?

570
00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:44.839
I think you should try it? Okay, Okay, let's let's

571
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:51.440
investigate that. So yeah, folks, here we are. I still

572
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:54.000
don't have any idea what I look like, and nor

573
00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:58.920
do I care really to be honest, because she's bad ass,

574
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.240
and you need to go to her and you need

575
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:04.880
to contact her, and she needs to tell you all

576
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:08.680
how to find her on socials and web and all

577
00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:10.480
that funky stuff.

578
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:18.319
But Instagram, Facebook is Wanderluss Hair Collective and my personal

579
00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:25.079
one is Fabulous Underscore ak And yeah, that's pretty much it, easypasy.

580
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:29.720
The email is the wanderlusshairco at gmail dot com.

581
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:32.039
And I'd love to do your.

582
00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:36.279
Hair, and you're gonna love for her to do your own.

583
00:33:36.279 --> 00:33:37.920
You're gonna love me doing your hair.

584
00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:41.079
I mean, you guys know, I'm very you know.

585
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:43.440
What, Sometimes you just gotta I gotta try something a

586
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:43.960
little new.

587
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:48.319
I'm always about trying something new. I don't like doing

588
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:51.079
things over and over again. Give me something new all

589
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:51.559
the time.

590
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.720
Same. I live outside of my comfort zone, so.

591
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:58.240
I don't even know where my comfort zone is. I've

592
00:33:58.319 --> 00:33:59.119
left it somewhere.

593
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:01.440
I think her comfort zone is the chaos. I'm like,

594
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:05.319
I can't comfort chaos.

595
00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:11.280
I am all about that. Actually, Tramas, I'm like, it's

596
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:14.280
not trauma, Like are you kidding me?

597
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:17.400
Like that's what gives me a good personality exactly.

598
00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:27.480
Lots of stories, lots of stories. Now listen. I mean

599
00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:31.639
if I look in the mirror and I don't like it, now,

600
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:32.880
that's trauma.

601
00:34:33.159 --> 00:34:35.199
Now, that's trauma. But I would never do you like that.

602
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:36.159
I know that.

603
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.519
That's also why I love doing hair at faster and

604
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:41.599
weird places, like I love you not being able to

605
00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:43.360
see right and like.

606
00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:44.400
The surprise factor.

607
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.559
There was so few things we could we let ourselves

608
00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:50.199
to get surprised by anymore in today's world.

609
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:54.199
And notice I was a very willing participant. I didn't

610
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:55.559
even care what you did with.

611
00:34:55.679 --> 00:35:00.920
My hair, so fucking willing, which was awesome, which also

612
00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:03.360
was like why I love being a hairdresser. The amount

613
00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:05.280
of people that met me for the first time, like,

614
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:06.880
I trust you do whatever you want, and I'm like,

615
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:08.559
oh the power nice.

616
00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:11.599
You know what I like too? Okay, okay. So I've

617
00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:14.360
been to lots of hairdressers in my life, and I

618
00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:18.079
eat them to tell them, I, what do you think

619
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:20.599
would look good? You take there, but you do it

620
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:24.400
and there can't answer that question, and they want them

621
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:26.559
to tell them specifically. I do it, which I get

622
00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:29.480
in one sense, and sometimes there all times I'll say

623
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:33.480
I want specifically done a certain way. But I think

624
00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:36.599
if you're gonna go to a professional, you have to

625
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:41.599
trust that they know how you're gonna look good better

626
00:35:41.679 --> 00:35:45.360
than you do. And I, especially as the pipe man,

627
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:50.079
feel that there's one hundred percent true when it comes

628
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:52.800
to women. Like I always say to women hair sauce,

629
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.800
like it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what

630
00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:56.239
you think.

631
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:58.679
The amount of men that have said that, right, I

632
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:00.559
just make me look good. I gotta impress that.

633
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:04.800
But I also live in Manhattan and like he worked

634
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.239
at a salon that was in the gay district of Manhattan,

635
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:10.039
so half of my clients could care less if I

636
00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:12.280
make them look good for the opposite sex.

637
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:14.760
I love the gay Boys of Manhattan as well, which

638
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:18.480
says a lot too, because they're far more bitchy and picky.

639
00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:23.039
Yeah, you know, I gotta say something too about that,

640
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:27.480
Like I just want to say everybody should just be themselves.

641
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:32.880
Be you do, you be whoever you are, But like, listen,

642
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:41.360
if you're gonna be, don't be bitchy. Like we don't

643
00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:47.679
like the bitchy women. Why we want bitchy guy, Like,

644
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:50.239
if you're gonna go that way, you like, get away

645
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:55.119
from the bitchiness. Just some advice fellas.

646
00:36:56.280 --> 00:37:00.920
Advice out there, I do you always hate like within

647
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:03.119
the hair world, people are always like guys hair is easy,

648
00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:04.920
and I was like, there's nothing easy about guys hair,

649
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:05.679
and I kind of hate that.

650
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:09.679
It kind of like fell to the wayside. And then

651
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:12.559
like the barber fads came in and everyone became a barber,

652
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:13.599
but every barber.

653
00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:16.519
Is always God's gift a hair and too cool for school.

654
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:19.679
I don't like the vibes of barbers.

655
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:23.239
I've worked Barbara cons before and I'm just like everyone

656
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:27.920
here has an inflated ego and never the skill level

657
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:30.960
to back it up, no doubt, and so I hate that.

658
00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:34.840
But I love doing men's hair. And short hair in general.

659
00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:37.000
So if there's any people out there in beauty school

660
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:39.719
or starting their hair or even even doing hair for

661
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:42.639
thirty years and you never gave men's hair a try

662
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:43.320
to change it.

663
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:44.519
Do what.

664
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:47.880
I love how you think, because it's like it is true,

665
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:50.599
so many women do not want to do men's hair,

666
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:56.760
and uh, I think it is an art. Like you

667
00:37:57.559 --> 00:38:01.360
are so confident about doing this, and that gives me

668
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:04.119
the confidence as the person getting the hair done.

669
00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:11.480
Listen, I'm doing hair on the grass on my knees, just.

670
00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:12.159
The way I like it.

671
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.440
Yeah, on the grass on my knees.

672
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:22.039
Hey, that's like one of the head people at the WP.

673
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:26.559
I'm like, hey, why get your hair up? So, yeah,

674
00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:32.320
that's badass. I got I got some history for you.

675
00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:36.760
There's a friend of mine. Do you did you ever

676
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:39.199
hear the name Seppie Franco.

677
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:41.519
Franco I don't think so.

678
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.159
Okay, So he was a friend of mine years ago.

679
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:47.519
He was a friend of my dad's. He was the

680
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:52.119
famous hairstylist of the movie stars on Rodeo Drive.

681
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.400
Okay, I know Rodeo Drive, Okay.

682
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:56.679
I remember getting my hair cut there. One time. I

683
00:38:56.840 --> 00:39:00.280
was sitting next to Christy McNichol like yet. And I

684
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:02.760
don't know if you know her, but she's an old

685
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:06.920
school like address and was probably one of the first

686
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.960
you know out forward. You know, I don't know if

687
00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:15.880
i'd call her lesbian, but let's.

688
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:19.639
Say not straight factors, okay, And.

689
00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:24.000
So anyway, the funny part about that is which you

690
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:28.000
will greatly appreciate being in New Yorker, is he had

691
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:31.360
this old facade like he had. His hair was certain way.

692
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:33.840
He kind of looked had the gay look.

693
00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:36.440
Because you can't be a hairstyles stars and be straight.

694
00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:37.519
They don't really like that.

695
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:38.239
You know.

696
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:41.599
Uh, they want they want the gay hairstyles considered the

697
00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:44.599
better ones. So he had that whole image going on.

698
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:48.039
And like I when I was married, I brought my

699
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:51.440
wife to him to get like he did for free,

700
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:53.760
but her haircut would have been like a thousand bucks.

701
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:57.119
I so port to jose Bear too, by the way,

702
00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:06.360
but U yes, So his real name is Joe Uh

703
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:11.119
Joe Franco from Weehawk in New Jersey, Oh.

704
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.239
Every time, right, always from fucking Weehawky wee Hawckey.

705
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.000
That brother I told you about. He lived in Weehawk

706
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:22.840
him too, So that explains a lot. Oh yeah, thankfully

707
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:25.000
he doesn't watch my show, so he won't hear that

708
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:27.719
I just did that. And if he does, I don't care.

709
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:37.000
I'll admit it. I don't know. That sounds kind of

710
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:40.480
hot to me, that the razor sound around your ear.

711
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:42.039
It's a weird.

712
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:44.159
It's kind of like seductive.

713
00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:44.760
M m.

714
00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:46.920
It's a vibe.

715
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:50.960
And when you were like when you were by my neck,

716
00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:54.159
I was thinking, hm, hmm, is she gonna slip my neck?

717
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:56.239
It's always you know, you gotta have a little bit

718
00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:59.599
of fear. Can like to live my life making ments

719
00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:00.559
like fearful.

720
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:02.920
Yeah, and you noticed I didn't really move much and

721
00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:04.719
I had that little bit of fear. But I was

722
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.960
also like, well it is kind of hot too.

723
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.719
If this is how I go, totally, it's how I go.

724
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:16.519
Oh, speaking of how you go, just to tell you

725
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:20.800
how maybe psycho I am. So, I've had two heart

726
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:24.800
attacks surfing while surfing. Yes. The first one I was

727
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:30.079
in Hawaii and I came out of water and my

728
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:33.519
son had said I didn't look right, but I've felt okay.

729
00:41:33.639 --> 00:41:37.079
And then I went to get that food and then

730
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.920
I went took a shower, and then I had this

731
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:41.960
little tinge of my tricep and I'm like, you know,

732
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:45.480
it's Hawaiian waters. I was paddling a lot, you know.

733
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.800
It didn't it didn't fade me at all. And then

734
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:52.320
I had like this really like two three seconds of

735
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:54.519
three of my fingers going on. I'm like, oh, that

736
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:57.920
was weird. So I was a smoker at the time,

737
00:41:58.199 --> 00:42:01.679
and what a smoker's doing those things? Situations smoke. Yes,

738
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:04.679
if you want to fix any problem, you go smoke

739
00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:07.280
a cigarette. So I'm like, I go smoke a cigarette.

740
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:09.840
And I got high off of it, like that first

741
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:14.440
one at Agura High School on the access road where

742
00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:17.000
I fell up against a tree and didn't want to

743
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:20.599
embarrass myself in front of my friends because I could

744
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:24.039
barely stand up because I was so lightheaded from a cigarette.

745
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.679
I got that same feeling again. I was like, oh,

746
00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:32.360
that's weird. I haven't had that feeling in thirty six years. Yeah,

747
00:42:32.480 --> 00:42:33.280
I had a heart attack.

748
00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:34.480
Jesus.

749
00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:40.599
And I am very big for natural health care. I'm

750
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:46.199
very against western medicine. I'm very against big pharma. And

751
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:49.920
so we go to hospital there in Hawaii. I didn't

752
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:53.800
even see a doctor, and they they come and They're like,

753
00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:56.400
want to wheeled me out a room. I'm like, whoa,

754
00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:58.440
where are we going? Oh? You're going down and get

755
00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:01.519
a carreot cap. I'm like, no or not. I would

756
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:03.599
like to speak to a doctor. I want to find

757
00:43:03.639 --> 00:43:06.360
out everything. And my son's like, diad, just do what

758
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:08.840
they tell you. I know. I'm not just doing what

759
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:11.679
they tell me. I want to have all the information.

760
00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:15.559
I want to know all the rest and rewards and

761
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:22.360
make my own decisions. So doctor Kane talk to me. Hey, Doc,

762
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:24.840
tell me what's the worst case scenario. Best case scenario.

763
00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:29.360
Best case scenario. I go in, nothing's wrong, you go

764
00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:34.840
about your day. Worst case scenario is you die while

765
00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:37.920
you're in the procedure. And then I said, okay, now

766
00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:40.599
tell me everything in between and gave me all the

767
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:43.880
information I did. I liked the way he SAIDs. I

768
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:47.280
decided to let them do it, and they did fuck

769
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:52.159
me up. So you gotta recover for like a year.

770
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:57.880
This was the end of twenty seventeen, December twenty seventeen,

771
00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:01.360
and you have to recover for like a year. And

772
00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:04.599
I kept saying that whole year, like people say, you're

773
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:06.880
supposed to feel twenty years younger, I feel older. I

774
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:12.639
was definitely like much younger before this, and I kept saying,

775
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:14.719
it feels like I keep having a heart attack, but

776
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:17.760
they said that's normal, You're okay, blah blah blah blah

777
00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:23.480
blah blah blah. And meanwhile, my my carriologist clears me

778
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:29.159
front from like after that year, and I'm like, I'm

779
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:33.400
gonna celebrate and I'm going to Costa Rica. Heh, Yeah.

780
00:44:33.880 --> 00:44:36.480
I went to Manuel Antonio. I was on top of

781
00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:40.960
a ten foot wave and all I remember before I

782
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:45.360
got back to shore was anotherack oh fuck, not again,

783
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:48.000
Oh my god, on the top of the wave, but

784
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:52.280
this was the massive one, like I almost died. And

785
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:54.239
I paddled back to shore. People were like, hy'd you

786
00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:56.719
get back? It was either that or drowned.

787
00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:59.599
Yeah, you know, and then so.

788
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:04.519
Oh yeah, they helped me out. Costa Rica saved my life.

789
00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.599
Moral of the story, why he took four hundred thousand

790
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:10.960
dollars bill for fucking you up? More fucking me up,

791
00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:16.880
Costa Rica. The cardiologist calls the insurance company himself, not

792
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:20.840
some receptionist. He needs his procedure right now where he's

793
00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:25.199
gonna die, and they're like, well, it'll take about seventy

794
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:27.920
two hours to process the claim and maybe longer because

795
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:29.679
it's a weekday. He goes, you don't understand, I'll be

796
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:31.960
dead by the Sorry, that's all we can do. He

797
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:34.800
hung up, because that's a matter of us. Insurance companies

798
00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:37.559
never pay us, even if they approve it, and they

799
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:41.119
put me in their social security system like I was

800
00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:44.559
assistant and treated me one hundred percent for free.

801
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:46.719
This country is fucked up.

802
00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:50.400
Guess what the bill, if I had to pay for

803
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:54.840
it was fifteen thousand dollars. So, folks, third world countries

804
00:45:54.960 --> 00:46:00.119
have way better healthcare for a lot less than the

805
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:03.079
great United States of America. And now let's have the

806
00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:03.679
hair repeal.

807
00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:05.559
And with that, let's reveal it.

808
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:09.599
Whoa what do you think?

809
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:10.119
Oh?

810
00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:15.400
I think? Look at that? She is a fucking master.

811
00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:19.039
Hell yeah, look at that? You rock?

812
00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:21.119
Well, thank you?

813
00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:27.199
So another adventure on the Adventures of pipe Man again.

814
00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:30.039
Tell them how to reach you, because they can't listen

815
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.559
to my show or watch my show unless they reach

816
00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:33.480
out to you and connect to you.

817
00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:38.480
Angela Christina is my name fabulous ak on Instagram.

818
00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:41.199
The salon is Wanderless Hair Collective.

819
00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:43.480
And if you tell me that you found me through

820
00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:47.519
him twenty percent off your first fucking hair job.

821
00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:48.280
Here you go.

822
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:51.639
Nice. Oh you don't have your where's your logo?

823
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:56.000
I want to see that logo logo of that.

824
00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:00.920
Cool and she's so good.

825
00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:07.679
She got me in time for my interview, too, beautiful.

826
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:11.400
Who there is that? You're like the real deal here,

827
00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:15.880
true entrepreneurship, just making things happen for you.

828
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:19.840
Just out here trying to figure it out, ye, trying

829
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:20.599
not to look at me.

830
00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:21.159
I love this.

831
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:26.639
It looks so cool. The fade purple. It also is it?

832
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:29.039
Because I was like a little scared when we were shampooing.

833
00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:30.480
I was like, oh man, I could all turn purple.

834
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:33.639
And it does have some purple in my shade.

835
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:35.960
Oh okayh there we go.

836
00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:38.599
That finishes the look right there.

837
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:41.199
How about these purple ones.

838
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:44.800
Yeah, we gotta do those too. I'll wear anybody's sunglasses,

839
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:49.800
especially if the girly ones that look really cool here yo.

840
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.559
Oh yeah, because there's a lesson for you people. Okay,

841
00:47:55.719 --> 00:48:00.559
you can be macho with feminine glasses. You people that

842
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:04.159
are afraid to do that, you're probably just afraid of yourself.

843
00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:05.719
Glasses don't make the man.

844
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:10.199
That's right, The man makes a Man and the hairstylist.

845
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:10.440
Man.

846
00:48:10.599 --> 00:48:13.079
The hairstylist is really the one that makes the man.

847
00:48:13.559 --> 00:48:16.880
The hairstyles make the man, and I would do anything

848
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:21.559
like I'm definitely Alpha, except if she was in a picture.

849
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:26.119
Thanks for listening to the adventures of paint Man here

850
00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:27.440
at Welcome to Rockville.

851
00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:34.039
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Patemn on

852
00:48:34.760 --> 00:48:37.440
w for CUI Radio.