March 20, 2025

SPECIAL EPISODE: It’s Absolutely Incredible Kids Day. Let’s Celebrate

Welcome to this SPECIAL episode Season 19, Episode 28 of The Adventures of Pipeman. Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/20/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com. Subscribe to The Adventures of Pipeman at...

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Season 19

Welcome to this SPECIAL episode Season 19, Episode 28 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/20/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

Subscribe to The Adventures of Pipeman at https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-...

What national day is it? Rebel runs this segment, and she will go through all the National days it is. Did Trump get his FREE Spray Tan today because it is National Spray Tan Day. More importantly, it’s Absolutely Incredible Kids Day.

Every year on the third Thursday in March, Absolutely Incredible Kids Day encourages adults to tell kids how absolutely incredible they are. Take the challenge a step further and WRITE it down in a letter to that absolutely incredible kid. #AbsolutelyIncredibleKidDay

HOW TO OBSERVE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE KID DAY
• Tell the kids in your life why you think they are incredible, amazing, inspiring, or just plain terrific!
• Make them feel even more important and write it down in a letter. How many kids do you know? They all deserve some encouragement, so make sure they get it from you.
• Create a post about an amazing child you know.
• Catch a child in the act of doing something incredible.
• Let them overhear you giving them some praise.
• Use #AbsolutelyIncredibleKidDay to share stories about amazing kids on social media.

Tell us your WTF stories and moments. It might be on next week’s show. Meanwhile , this is the day where “Who Knows and Anything Goes!”

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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It's a special day today on the Adventures of Pipe

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Why because I'm half ghost and half Okay, So I'm

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in the studio right now, in the actual studio, and

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normally don't because I have cool stuff behind me and

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the chair and it comes in like a seet. My

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chair is the ghost, not me. However, we're doing a test.

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I have to do it exactly the way that I

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would do this elsewhere. I even gave up surfing to

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do this today because it's actually a good surfing day,

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but some of us got to work. Maybe later i'll

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catch the sunset if the surf is still around. And

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so we're gonna bring on the pipe Nuts for today's

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show because this is a special edition. It's it's funny.

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I walk into studio and Studio Nut, not Studio one,

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but Studio Nut. Okay, Studio Nut says to me, what

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is this gonna be? Like thirsty and thirsty Thursday? And

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I was like, that's so funny because Chad used to

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say that, okay, and then when he'd go out and

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gig on Thursday night at Nicole's for Ladies Night, he

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would say it over to Mike, it's thirsty Thursday, and

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they yelled at the bartender day, I'm thirsty, like he

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would over to Mike. He would yell up to the

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bartenders and yell their names and like, and the place

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is crowded. I ain't just yell over to Mike, I'm thirsty,

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and they would bring them up a drink, you know,

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and then like Kenner, Levin, Jack and Cox later you

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know was there. Yeah, So first set, first set would

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Chad was Chad, now mind you Chad and I used

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to go pregame. Actually he would pregame and I would babysit.

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the street from the Coles before he had to perform

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at Nicoles. So he down a couple jack and cokes.

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I would drink my cranberry juice or water and I

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would start like, no, Chad, No, Chad. Rebel will tell

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you that was a thing. The pipe man would always be.

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If the pipe man's telling you no, you're really kind

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of fucked up, just just being honest, Okay, So yeah,

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and then then we would go into Coles and he'd

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do a little more warm up before it starting a song,

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and he'd still be Chad. And funny went towards the

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when he started going all natural because of working at

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the station and listening to me, he had all this

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natural health hammered into his head, so he went all natural.

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and he would order the most unhealthy, like two plates

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of food, not just one. He was an ox, and

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he would order two plates of food of like the greasiest,

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worst for you food there is. So then when he

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work nic tequila, and he would so he wouldn't get

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it at the bar anymore because they didn't have the

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stuff that he could read the label make sure it

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Jack Daniels. I'm like, okay. So, but he was a

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very honest person too, Like the most honest person you

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Gypsy's Horse, which was across the street from here, and

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have you been drinking? He goes, yes, sir, I have,

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uh and oh my god. But anyway, Thirsty Thursdays. So

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one on. Well he's even kind of now he's got

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something out. So I fear fuck it, So just test

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it out? Why not do a show? And if it's

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anigher screw up and it's really bad, well then I'll

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just lose all my listeners. But you know, hey, it's

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worth it. And so, but what's more important about today

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is it's all about rebel? What First of all, First

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of all, you have crabs?

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No why it looks anymore?

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It looks like you have a green crab on your head.

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A little alien from toy story, the one with the

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you know which one I'm talking about?

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, loving the hair rebel, it

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says loving the hair.

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You notice he said hair and not hair accessories.

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She looks like if I were to write a comic

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book about Vikings, she would be the main character. Why, well,

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can you tell her what? She looks like? Why is

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that make an alien Viking? Because whatever that thing is

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on your head, it's got the fit two things pointing

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up like, yeah, because it's green, So I'm assuming it's

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an alien. It can't be a crab because crabs aren't

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green unless you leave them, unless you leave them on

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your counter too long and they turn green. What? Oh

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tell us? What is today? Say it?

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Alien abduction Day?

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So is that what's going on or you gain? Was

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I on the money with the alien shit? Oh my god,

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I was just harassing, So I didn't know. I was

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actually right.

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When you got abducted. Did they leave the probe in?

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Is that why you're so uptight?

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No, Unfortunately we got you know, I've got rescued before

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the probe came about.

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Oh you were looking forward to that part she likes, Yeah,

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she said. Unfortunately she was so sad about it. She

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was looking forward to it.

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It was the first time in her life, she said.

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He took too long.

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Oh darn.

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You know what I realized too about Thursday. I forgot

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to brush out my hair because I put the gel

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in it and then I normally brush it out, but

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doesn't get messed up. And then I got here and

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you know, a different look. Uh huh, Well you have hair,

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it's jeep hair. I have jeep hair. Uh. And there's

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probably some stupid people listening there going what is a

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jeep pair? Is that like a pair? Uh? Is that

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like the g spot. Oh God, does the G spot

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look like a pair?

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Is that?

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Is that what you're saying? G pear?

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But anyway, okay, except for the main one, the awesome one, Rebel,

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can you please go through the days today, especially the

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ones like So if this is the first time you've,

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you know, seen this segment where we talk what day

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it is, these are actual national days, for real national days, okay,

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and some of them are absolutely stupid. So those are

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the ones that Rebel's gonna bring up, and I'm gonna

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tell her how ridiculous she is. Okay, But then there's

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the good ones out. So we're trying to find out

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which are the ones I like and which are ones

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I think are just ridiculous stuff that only Aluisia person

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Oh jez Christ, here we go, all right, And speaking

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of that atheist Pride day.

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Oh wait, wait, wait wait, atheist pride Day. Okay, what

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are they believing in that they have pride?

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I don't know, and I was studying.

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Okay, what's the next one?

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Oh, jeez, Bibliomania Day.

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Bibliomania Day, mm hmmm. So I bet that has to

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do with the library, the Biblioteka. I I'm saying it too, like,

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I don't know what happened. I got like a tick

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and it made me say something at the end different.

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So tell us what it's about, Rebel, am, I on

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the money with that.

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You are?

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You are?

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Do you want to know about bibliomania?

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I do because I love libraries and books.

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No, everybody knows. He's just gonna cut me off as

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we go along with this. But okay, it is the

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love of books, all right, So.

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Oh okay, So in ten seconds, who said it's the

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love of books? Well five seconds you are like, uh

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like again proof of that one.

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I was waiting for you to try. I am.

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You know what's funny? You know what's funny. Today it's

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also Canada Reads Day, and I want to see Luisiana

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read because so far he hasn't been working out.

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Canada Reads Day. We should get Okay, here, hold on,

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we're gonna do something. But go ahead, Rebel, keep talking.

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Forget that one. Go on to the next one.

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You gotta call doctor Nicole. Okay, anyway, we're gonna We're

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gonna move on to the next one. Companies that care day.

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Okay, she was pausing for a race.

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Next one, you know what it also?

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Anyway, Also, okay, I just gotta say, if I got

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a spray tan, I would be just like Donald Trump,

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and I would say you're fired. Does that mean it's

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National spray Tan Day?

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We could make it. I mean, like someone makes all

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these holidays up.

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Anyways, I heard, I heard, okay, I heard for Satire.

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I heard that Donald Trump removed Martin Luther King Day

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to replace it with National spray Pan spray Can Day

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as a holiday. So from now on. Yeah, I had

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a little bit of I had a little bit of

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a Biden moment. They're sorry, and I'm an equal opportunity,

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you know, bust offender. Yes, okay, so talk about spray

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Ton Day. Since I got to that one.

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It's I haven't gotten to the list. I haven't seen

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that one on the list. I don't know where that is.

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Oh, you might be doing a different website than me.

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Then are you going to the National Day website?

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I go to a different one. Yes, so covering companies

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that care. No, it's not, it's real.

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It's funny that they all show different things. Because I'm

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looking at the one that says days off theyear dot com.

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Yeah, I'm at and I've actually met these people. We

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actually have their calendar. It's a calendar. It's a national

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day calendar, okay. And they have for today National Spray

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Tanning Day, third Thursday in March, they have National Farm

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Rescuer Day. Do either one of you have that one?

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Have so many on the list today, So rebel mentioned

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Atheist Pride Day. I have hufflepuff Priday.

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How about about National Proposal Day? Here's what I do

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today is natural proposal Day. How about if I call women?

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How about if I call women live on the.

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Air and proposed, what are you going to propose? A

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free group on?

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No?

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No, I will literally, I will literally. I think I

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can literally say will you marry me?

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Uh?

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Spring?

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You know that's a verbal car By the way.

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By the way, spring bring is Spring begins today. That

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is an actual real thing there, so change Okay, annually.

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Spring starts today? But does that include Florida or yeah?

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Because as far as I know, I've never seen spring.

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Yeah, well then you need to go somewhere else. It's

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also National Native HIV AS Awareness Day. And why is

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it natives? Why is it native? Is it only the

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og HIV AIDS people that we are aware of?

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So who are the past who are the classifying native?

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That's what I'm saying. Is it the OG people? Maybe

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it's the OG people.

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Is it Native Americans or no, it's.

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Like the original people. Pat zero got HIV and AIDS.

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Like this is for patient zero or yeah?

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Basically yeah, and you know what we do for for

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of those natives on National Native HIV AIDS Awareness Day,

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we give them ravioli. Because it's also National Ravioli Day.

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I thought you were going to say, we give them

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their test results so they can be aware of it.

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No, that they have to go check out the sign

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by Fort Laurerdeale Airport to get that done.

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Oh, it's also Crawfish Kraver's Awareness Day. I am looking

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at a Louisiana thing.

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I don't have the crawfish. I don't have crawfish either.

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Wait wait, she's got crabs. She's got crawfish like they

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have every STV there is Louisia. That's why they don't

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have signs. They're just like, screw it, we're not testingly. No,

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everybody has them.

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It's also the Great American Meetout. I guess that's how all.

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That's how we answered it. No, that's how the National

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h Native HIV AIDS Day happened from the National meet Day.

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Yeah, a great American meetout. That's that could be fun? Oh,

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hufflepuff Pride Day, International Astrology Day, International Day of Happiness.

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National Day that like Jesus Christ, every day.

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Okay, the other day was be Happy Day or something,

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International Earth Day. That should be every day. All right,

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National rock Beard Day again, it's not I am not

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reading anything from Louisiana. Not a day.

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Is not the aliens probe that's sticking out there. Rebel

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that that's the alien's probe.

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Microphone anyway, are you us? No?

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Oh?

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God, no ah, Orange oranges and lemon daye. Maybe that's

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where your spray tand idea came about.

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You said, no, I will tell you where it came about. No,

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I will tell you where it came about. Okay, where

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Get your glow on and celebrate National Spray Tanning Day

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on the third Thursday in March. By gaining a fresh

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spray tand after the winter, our skin can be dull

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and dry. Today a National Spray Tanning Day. Prepared to

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glow all spring in summer with a natural spraytnd. In fact,

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spraytanding is a great way to achieve a healthy head

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to a healthy head to toe glow and is customizable

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for any skin tone. Well, obviously they didn't customize it

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for Trump because he looked ridiculous. But there's more, but wait,

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there's more. There are two types of spray tanning. The

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first uses an automated spray automated spray booth. The second

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uses a professional spray tan artist creating an airbrushed glow

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using a handheld spray machine. Both options allow for a

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customizable and desirable color that complements all skin tones. In addition,

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both types of spray tanning involved being sprayed with a

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liquid solution that contains that de hydroxa acetne d H.

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A DHA is a naturally derived DHA. Well, DHA is

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a naturally derived and fermented active ingredient that reacts with

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your skin to mimic a tan for a temporary amount

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of time after gaining.

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So this is basically like a like a chemical burn

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that they're giving you basically, you know, but in a

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natural way.

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Well, it does have bullet point a chemical burn, Well,

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it does have bullet points of the benefits of a

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spray tan. Okay, so it provides a sun kiss glow

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in just minutes, evens out uneven skin, evens out uneven

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skin complexion. See Michael Jackson. Shake on Spray tam give

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skin a more toned appearance. Boost confidence, rebel tried out

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can down here. Can be customized based on your preferences.

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I'm not talking about your sexual confidence. I'm talking about

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confidence in every other aspect of your life. Contains contains

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vitamins to lock moisture into skin. Gives an even and

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streak free. TAM offers an option for tann lines like okay,

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you're going to get a spray tam and you want

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tan lines. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. That's

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probably only what Trump did. He goes, can you give

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me some tan lines under my eyes, around my forehead

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and around my cheeks.

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Landing strip, Yeah, exactly, just Air Force one style landing strip.

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There it is.

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Trump one offers an option for tan lines, includes optional

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sense based on your preference. Can you imagine? You know

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what I want to do? This is why I do.

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I want to walk in Okay, are you right? I

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want to walk into a tanning booth place and ask

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them if they have the optional sense and like request

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something like, crap, do you have a shit scent? Because

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I'll just get you know, because my girlfriend's just really

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into scat and I just can't do it. So I hear,

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maybe if I got a spray tan and it smelled

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like shiit, that that would be enough. Why do you

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make me break character? Why did you make me break character? Rebel?

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I believe yours now is the Is the ten bp

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A free and growth hormone free?

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I'm not quite sure.

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Is it organic? It comes with I'm not getting a

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ten unless it's organic.

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Well, I don't think it's organic. The organic kind kills you, actually,

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to be honest, So maybe we should all be eating organic.

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I feel I feel like you know you said there's

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two different types of tanning, and I feel like you

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left out of the third. Just walk out in the sun, I.

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Think might be the one. Why why that might be

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the one?

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Okay, get at some landscaping company. I don't know, you know,

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Oh boy, I'm.

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Sure glad you're here. I'm sure glad that you're here

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today because I saw in the news this morning that

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they admitted in the news that some people were deported

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that were not criminals. So I was like, I hope

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I can do my show today.

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I escaped just barely, but I said, you know what,

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I have a special show. I have to be there.

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I cannot get deported today. That's right away.

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Cognito, so Rump doesn't recognize them.

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Yeah, I'm I went to the school of Superman, so

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you know, like I'm taking his advice. If you want

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to go in cognito, just wear some glasses. See you

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recognize me now you don't.

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And he's the engineer, so he can edit the part

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out where he took out that it'll.

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Just be pixelated by the time you see it online.

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I was just started watching a new series. I love

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watching all these, uh draw not the documentaries but the

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dramas about serial killers. So I just started watching a

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new one about the Happy Face Killer. Like I kind

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of like the Happy Face Killer, Like it's happy, he's happy.

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It's natural happiness.

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Now if the last thing you see on this earth

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is a happy face, I can get behind that.

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I think he's doing people's service. I think he's doing

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people's service. Like now, if he was around now, people

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are miserable in their lives, are unhappy, and he just

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you know, lets him die. With smile on his face.

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There are worse ways to go, So I'm all for it, man,

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Just just spread some some positivity out there.

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You know, I have a feeling. I only watched the

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first episode, and I think his granddaughter is going to

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become a serial killer. And I'll remember if that was

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in the story or whatever, but uh yeah, I mean

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because the granddaughter just found out that her grandfather is

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a serial killer, and now she's hiking up with these

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other people that are obsessed with serial killers, and you know,

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I just I see it coming. I see it in

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her eyes like.

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That she doesn't want it on her right.

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Yeah, It's like it's like alcoholisms. You know, alcoholism skips

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a generation. So it's being a serial killer. Did you

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know that? But by way, Rebel, is your grandparents a

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serial killer? Have you ever met have you ever met

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a serial killer? Yes? Have you ever been threatened by

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a serial killer?

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You could take it as a threat?

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Yes? How about you one? Have you ever been a

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serial killer?

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I grew up around killers, but I don't know if

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they would be considered serial.

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You know, So yeah, I mean I literally what, I

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was threatened twice by a serial call. But I'm the

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pipe Man. So I can't, can't, can't get rid of

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pipe Man. I hope there's a Serial Killers watch. I hope,

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I hope there's a Serial Killers watching or listening right now,

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because then I just gave them a goal, you know. Okay,

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take it as a challenge.

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People take it as a challenge.

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All right. So here's the deal. Forget all the rest

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of the national days because of them one that's the mutt. No,

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there's one we have to talk about that's the most

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important overall, and then if we have time, we'll go

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into the rest of them. How does that sound?

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Okay? Fine?

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Okay? Now is this one on your list? Rebel? This

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is the best one of all? Absolutely incredible kid day?

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You have that one? I do.

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It's the first one on the list. But it's not annually.

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It's observed on the third Thursday of the March.

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Yeah, that is annually. You think that again? The Louisville

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and Education every year, every year on the it's still annual.

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Do you understand what annual means?

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Day?

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Yeah, but you said it's not annual. It is absolutely annual.

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Let me finish.

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I did like you finish. Hey, Nay, you weren't gonna

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say that one you're the objective observer. Was she gonna

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say that? Was she going to finish? It's like always

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when you correct people, then they say let me finish.

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Yep, because she didn't let me finish.

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I agree with that. And yeah, annual means it happens

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once a year.

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It happens.

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He doesn't mean he happens on the exactly the same

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day at exactly the same time. It means he just

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happens once a year.

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I mean, it'd be nice if Thanksgiving it that's also

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on Thursday. Wasn't annually? Would save a lot of money,

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save a.

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Lot of turkeys and a lot of drama.

453
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:36.240
Turkey does as turkey does. No, but I really love

454
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:40.960
that it's absolutely incredible Kid Day because there should be

455
00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.519
a day for kids because adults are idiots. Let's not

456
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:46.759
give a days to adults, give them the kids who

457
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:49.039
are Actually it can be nice Wellner's and some not

458
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:50.119
so nice kids either.

459
00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:54.440
Okay, but is it for only absolutely incredible kids or

460
00:29:54.519 --> 00:29:55.599
can all kids do this?

461
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:01.359
Well? No, you can't tell. Forget the participation trophy. They

462
00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:04.559
can't participate in being incredible. They just have to be

463
00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:08.480
incredible if they're not incredible, they're not gained to celebrate

464
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:08.960
that day.

465
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:10.039
Okay, but it.

466
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:12.200
Absolute.

467
00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:15.759
Do they have to be absolutely incredible or incredible?

468
00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:20.680
It is just okay, No, it has it's registered, it's trademarked.

469
00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:22.519
It's absolutely incredible.

470
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.079
So if they're just incredible, they don't make it.

471
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:28.519
It's like Tony Robbins says, if you want outstanding results,

472
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:31.039
you need to put out good efforts. If you put

473
00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:33.319
out good efforts, you're only gonna get average results. So

474
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:37.680
to be an absolutely incredible kid, you have to put

475
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.759
out absolutely incredible feats of kiddom.

476
00:30:43.359 --> 00:30:45.279
Hm, I like that word kiddom.

477
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:49.480
Yeah, see, I'm hashtagging now.

478
00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:53.039
We'll call that word of the week.

479
00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.519
Let me read this to you and maybe you'll get

480
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:59.839
an idea of what absolutely Incredible Kid Day is. And

481
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.640
this applies to Rebel too, because she likes to act

482
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:07.680
like a kid, but she's not absolutely incredible, so maybe

483
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:11.640
it doesn't imply, uh, she's a little incredible but not absolute.

484
00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:18.160
Every year, every year the first words are every year,

485
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:23.240
so annually every year on the third Thursday in March,

486
00:31:24.279 --> 00:31:29.119
Absolutely Incredible Kids Day encourages adults to tell kids how

487
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:34.480
absolutely incredible they are. Now I'm a little worried about this, okay,

488
00:31:35.640 --> 00:31:41.000
because are we opening the door for pedophiles because it

489
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:42.720
doesn't say your kids.

490
00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:44.920
Kids.

491
00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:49.400
Yeah, yeah, just say your kids. So think about it.

492
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:51.279
So, what happens if you don't have kids?

493
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.039
Right, it's kind of creepy if I go out there

494
00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:58.880
and I just go out to some after the show

495
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.599
and walk up to some ra them kid and give

496
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:07.039
them a big hug and say happy absolute exactly.

497
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:11.000
Here's the thing. If you're a man doing it, you

498
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:14.680
get arrested. If you're a woman doing it, nothing happens.

499
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:16.160
Your mom of the year.

500
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:19.359
They're just saying like, oh, it's so nice.

501
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:19.240
Like.

502
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:24.240
Yeah, but it takes a lot for those teachers to

503
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:27.039
get busted. And you know what, I wish teachers would

504
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:29.000
have done that to me. What the fuck? How'd I

505
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:29.640
get like that?

506
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:30.440
Right?

507
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:34.200
Like, it's not a bad thing.

508
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.960
But if you think about it though, like the first

509
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:42.039
of all, the teachers now are getting younger and hotter.

510
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:46.920
Well wait a minute, not only that, but I mean

511
00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:52.880
think about it. So a woman, an older woman that

512
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:58.599
is teaching you how to please a woman. I mean

513
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:02.240
that she's like a god send to all women everywhere

514
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:09.000
because without that teacher having sexual relations, then that teenager

515
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:15.119
would never grow up to be the absolutely incredible woman

516
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:20.200
pleaser that they could become by being instructed early on

517
00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:21.200
how to do it right.

518
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.440
That's right, she's a teacher. If today's subject is the

519
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:27.759
anatomy of the woman's body, then so be it. I

520
00:33:27.839 --> 00:33:28.880
want to get in a plus.

521
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:33.079
I have a question, though serious question. Okay, we all

522
00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:36.599
have to take in middle school sexad.

523
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:37.960
Yes, So.

524
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:43.559
Question is, if a teacher is doing a lab with you,

525
00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:52.119
is that against the law. You guys don't think so,

526
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:56.920
do you? I mean think about it. Well, the lab

527
00:33:57.039 --> 00:34:00.720
would be she would be performing sexual favors on you.

528
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:03.559
That's the lab, and then you have to put down

529
00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:06.079
all your Yeah, yeah, you have to put down all

530
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:06.759
your results.

531
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:09.199
You said, yeah, you know what I think it is

532
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:13.079
because you know, like they say, like, oh, it's only

533
00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:15.280
illegal if you ever get caught. But the problem is

534
00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.880
that these kids are out there like bragging about it.

535
00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:20.400
And it's not even like you know, I was abused.

536
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.760
It was more like, hey, guess what I did, like.

537
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:26.199
And you're gonna get caught because a teenager boy is

538
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:30.320
gonna brag about it. But rebel, you were saying what. Okay,

539
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:34.599
So if you were learning how to dissect a pig,

540
00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:38.280
and I say that because we had I literally, this

541
00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:41.760
guy kid must have become a serial killer. Literally, we

542
00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:44.639
were dissecting frogs and he offered to bring a pig in,

543
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:48.599
and we dissected a pig in fifth grade. I have

544
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:51.679
a feeling that was maybe the happy Face killer that

545
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:52.559
I went to school with.

546
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:57.760
I'm not sure if he was Mexican. No, if it

547
00:34:57.840 --> 00:34:59.400
was Mexican, that's just a barbecue.

548
00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:01.000
Yeah, there you go.

549
00:35:03.679 --> 00:35:06.639
So it's called a party, or as you guys might

550
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:07.320
know it.

551
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:13.159
Okay, So if you're gonna learn how to dissect a pig,

552
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.880
you go to the lab and you dissect a pig.

553
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:20.360
So I'm thinking, if you're gonna learn about sex, you're

554
00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.599
going to a lab to have sex.

555
00:35:23.360 --> 00:35:24.440
You know what, I've always wondered.

556
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:29.519
That makes sense, rebel. But do you always wonder why?

557
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:30.679
You know? How?

558
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:34.559
Like in sex? In sex that happens. We we all

559
00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:36.840
have this memory of sex ad where they show us

560
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:41.599
the video of the woman giving birth. We want to

561
00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:44.320
see the video of the woman making the baby.

562
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:47.199
Wait a minute, wait a wait, wait, wait wait a bit.

563
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:52.119
I've never the only video I saw was vaginas that

564
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:58.480
had venereal worts on them. Well, the US, that's my

565
00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:03.199
memory of sex. My memory of sex said was they

566
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:06.239
had a video up on the screen like we're in

567
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:10.400
an assembly. There's a whole bunch of us, and it

568
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:12.679
was the grossest shit I ever saw in my life.

569
00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:17.159
That made me scared of sex. This dead so for I.

570
00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:21.239
Don't know why they do it this way. People always say, like, oh,

571
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:23.360
sex said, they show you like they put a condom

572
00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:25.440
on a banana or something like that. I say, like

573
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:27.960
for me, because sex Said was only a one day class,

574
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:30.719
and they showed us a video of a woman giving

575
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:36.480
birth and a woman having a she was having an abortion,

576
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.000
and they showed us the medical process for it. And

577
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:41.920
they show us the video of the baby being aborted.

578
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:48.880
Okay, yeah, yeah, about the education system in Louisiana, are

579
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:53.639
you kidding me? Oh my god, that's just terrible.

580
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:58.519
No, what's wrong, I don't see see.

581
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:00.719
This is why you should see that in school, because

582
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:04.039
you get the shock factor out of your way way

583
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:06.760
faster than if you went to see that as an adult.

584
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:09.719
Okay, I'm gonna share something now. I don't think i've

585
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:12.719
ever shared on the air. That's going to top all

586
00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:18.679
your stories. My getting taught the Birds and the Bees.

587
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:22.159
By whom your parents.

588
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:28.880
Two of my brothers, Oh yeah, and uh. Basically I

589
00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:31.000
have a visual in my head of like sitting there

590
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:33.199
and they're talking to me, and one of them six

591
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:38.800
years older, one of them's eleven years older. And one

592
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:45.599
of them said to me that basically, he ate you

593
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:49.320
reminded me rebel because you brought it, or one because

594
00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:53.960
you brought it up. He ate a banana out of

595
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:59.880
somebody's huha. And then my other and then my other

596
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:04.239
brother said, you think that's bad? I had and they

597
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.199
didn't say it the nice way I'm saying it. I

598
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:11.480
had some girl performed fillatio on me with peanut butter

599
00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:15.199
and it was chunky pamper, and I would advise that

600
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:19.360
if any girl ever approaches you, make sure it's creamy

601
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:23.360
peanut butter, because the crunchy shit hurts. That was my

602
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:27.239
Birds and the Bees, but the wor thing at one

603
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:31.800
word thing one of the brothers, the ones six years older.

604
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:35.119
So you got to hear the whole thing though, because

605
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:38.599
there's more to it than you're going to think. He

606
00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:43.440
told me like basically he lost his virginity at thirteen.

607
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.960
So you know, you know sibling rivalry, right. I had

608
00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:52.559
a goal. I had a goal to lose my virginity

609
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:56.400
before him. Like, so I had a goal. It had

610
00:38:56.440 --> 00:38:59.960
to be done by I was thirteen, and I accomplished

611
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:05.079
that goal in the Manson Caves, Charlie Manson Caves. So

612
00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:10.920
I lost my virginity there. But now let's fast forward.

613
00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:19.119
Let's see thirteen. Let's fast forward like forty to forty

614
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:27.760
three years Okay, having a conversation, something comes out about

615
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:32.480
I think I brought something up about it, and he goes,

616
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:34.840
I don't lose my virginity at thirteen. I lost that

617
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:40.559
like seventeen. I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Like,

618
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.800
I sat there and worked really hard to achieve this

619
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:49.440
goal to beat you, and I like left you in

620
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:57.599
the dust man. Oh, so I lost my virginity at

621
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:03.840
thirteen years old based on the A lie. Now I wonder,

622
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:07.079
Now I wonder, I'm gonna call my other brother. I'm

623
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:09.000
gonna find out if the banana's true?

624
00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:12.760
How'd you top a banana?

625
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:19.880
Had I top a banana? Only Manson Caves and the

626
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:24.079
Serial Killers Caves? Maybe that's where my obsession is I

627
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:28.719
don't know it's possible. Okay, maybe that's why I always

628
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:30.840
attract the crazies and they get crazier.

629
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:31.840
Ever.

630
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:35.719
You know what, I hate to say this, but every

631
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:38.800
woman I've met since Thing one makes her look sane

632
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:42.679
and that like, oh my god, she's the most insane

633
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:45.880
person on the planet. Had that happened, Oh my god,

634
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:51.519
I don't understand it. And so Thing two. I got

635
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:54.159
married to her because I had sex with her by mistake,

636
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:58.719
and she didn't get eaten by the alligators.

637
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:02.880
So I still don't understand the mistake part.

638
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:08.199
You know, the tripped and fell. Okay, it happens. It happens.

639
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:10.519
He was trying to show her the trick with the banana.

640
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:14.199
He sleeped on the appeal and things regressed from there.

641
00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:17.119
Wait a minute, I'm not gonna say who, but I

642
00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:22.119
was talking to somebody on TikTok and I did mention this,

643
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:26.159
and somebody I know, not a stranger, somebody I know, okay.

644
00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:26.840
And.

645
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:35.960
She said same, She said same.

646
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:38.280
For the mistake.

647
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:41.000
I'm not the only one that has sex by mistake.

648
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:47.079
Okay. Was it a mistake before it happened or after

649
00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:49.679
it happened? Because If that's the case.

650
00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:52.800
I don't view it make a mistake in a bad way.

651
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:56.800
I'm just saying it wasn't like on purpose, it was

652
00:41:56.880 --> 00:41:57.599
by accident.

653
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:02.239
I still don't understand how sex can be by accident.

654
00:42:03.559 --> 00:42:06.440
Well then you just haven't lived life, have you?

655
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:09.880
Apparently not that kind of life.

656
00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:13.440
I mean, I do it.

657
00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:20.159
I will also tell you. Okay, So my stepmother had

658
00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:23.079
the same exact birthday as me. She was eleven years

659
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:25.039
older than me, so same age as too, as my

660
00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:30.119
brothers twenty years younger. My father batshit crazy, but my

661
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:32.519
mother was batshit crazy too. I think that might be

662
00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:35.320
those might be reasons I like the batshit crazy. I

663
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.280
don't know. I kind of like the batshit crazy, to

664
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:43.239
be honest. But you know, so, and I met my

665
00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:47.480
step mother when I was twelve years old, and my

666
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:50.199
dad said, meet your new mother, and we're moving to

667
00:42:50.239 --> 00:42:52.119
California in three days. And you can never tell a

668
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:55.079
living soul, but what And then they were married for

669
00:42:55.199 --> 00:42:58.360
three years, divorced for ten my dad had a quadruple bypass.

670
00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:00.239
They got back together, and they had a kid who's

671
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:05.199
younger than all four of my kids. But here's what's interesting.

672
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:11.400
There's more one of the reasons my father really loved her.

673
00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:15.039
It's he used to brag about they had sex with

674
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:18.199
her in the Mile High Club. Have you done the

675
00:43:18.280 --> 00:43:21.880
Mile High Club? Wand does your generation even know what

676
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:26.559
that means? Because my High Club was done when we

677
00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:28.280
used to smoke on planes too.

678
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:31.760
Well, they're starting to come back with airplanes that have

679
00:43:31.960 --> 00:43:34.360
beds now so it's more accessible now.

680
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:40.159
He that would be yeah, I've seen that too, like

681
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:43.000
when I'm traveling to do festivals over in the Europe,

682
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:47.159
you know, and and yeah they that the chair like

683
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:51.480
turns into a bed man it's so cool. But that's

684
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:53.119
not the Mile High Club.

685
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:56.000
There are some airplanes that have like full on beds

686
00:43:56.079 --> 00:43:58.360
now Like it's not even a chair, it's just a bed.

687
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:03.000
Oh wow, typically four mile High Club, are they right?

688
00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:03.400
No?

689
00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:08.000
Oh yeah, maybe there are some, but the ones that

690
00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:10.039
I've seen is just a bit. It's kind of like

691
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:11.679
a media menia parkment.

692
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.360
Are they owned by Disney? Listen? I would not. I

693
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:18.119
wouldn't want to have sex in the bathroom of an

694
00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:21.000
airplane because I can't even piss in the bathroom of

695
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:23.360
an airplane without getting it all over the place.

696
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:26.639
If I if I'm inside the bathroom of an airplane.

697
00:44:26.639 --> 00:44:29.119
I don't think any woman is small enough to fit

698
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:29.719
in there with me.

699
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:33.119
Yeah, listen, when I go to the bathroom and take

700
00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:36.119
a piss and then you oh wait, every time you

701
00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:38.920
do that, you hit turbulence and then all of a sudden,

702
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:41.400
like I'm banging up against the sink and peeing.

703
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:43.800
You know what I think it is. I think the

704
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:48.119
pilots have a censor light that tells them every time

705
00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:52.480
someone enters the bathroom, so they just create turbulence.

706
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:55.320
They do, one hundred they do.

707
00:44:56.239 --> 00:45:02.440
So yeah, it the two coins to be a coincidence,

708
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:04.599
you know, like every time you go into the bathroom,

709
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:05.559
you get turbulence.

710
00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:11.880
Yeah, I know exactly what What was I I call

711
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:18.800
women and ask them, rebel, rebel, let's get air. But

712
00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:24.239
I ask a question. Answer it, I said, I didn't.

713
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:26.639
I said that you would call and ask if they

714
00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:27.280
would marry you.

715
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:31.599
Oh okay, So let's see who shall we call? Should

716
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:34.079
I play? Should I play Russian Roulette? I don't know,

717
00:45:34.760 --> 00:45:36.199
like with my contact list.

718
00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:39.000
Oh no, that that's not a good idea. You might

719
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:39.639
call a guy.

720
00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:41.239
Sure, that's a good way.

721
00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:47.599
Well, no, they have to be a female theres just

722
00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:52.119
let Just like licking buttles, there has to be rules.

723
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:55.840
Just like lick they come with their own banana.

724
00:45:56.400 --> 00:46:02.239
Well, why you do that. While you do that, I'll

725
00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:05.559
tell you about the Love cloud It's joined the Mile

726
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:11.599
High Club flight pricing. Okay, there's live out your wildest

727
00:46:11.719 --> 00:46:16.239
dreams with Love Clouds private Mile High Club flights.

728
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:20.679
So yeah, no, are these flights at club without.

729
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:22.119
Being squished into the regular bathroom?

730
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.280
Are are these flights that actually go somewhere or do

731
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:26.639
they just take you up in the air so you

732
00:46:26.679 --> 00:46:28.239
can do use, do your deal and then they bring

733
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:30.000
you back down to the same place that you left.

734
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:34.719
That's that is specifically exactly what it is. It's the

735
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:35.599
Mile High Club.

736
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:37.679
It's out of Vegas, so he doesn't go anywhere. It

737
00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:40.039
just takes you up in the air and then you

738
00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:40.519
come back.

739
00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:43.119
I figured out what I'm going to do, and we're

740
00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:45.480
not gonna do it today. I figured it out. I

741
00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:49.400
was looking through my contact list and I figured it out. Okay,

742
00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:55.599
I am going to do a contest for winning festival

743
00:46:55.679 --> 00:47:01.920
tickets and we will call people live on the air, okay,

744
00:47:03.159 --> 00:47:05.320
and we will I will ask them to marry me

745
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.519
and whoever says, yet says yes, gets to win the

746
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:13.960
festival tickets. That's a pretty good idea, right, Rebel.

747
00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:19.719
She's frozen.

748
00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:22.800
Yeah see, I thought I was wondering if it was me.

749
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:29.679
She keeps freezing up. Okay, so I think it is you.

750
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:33.079
It's always you. That's what we just found out. It's

751
00:47:33.079 --> 00:47:35.559
been heard a whole time. It's not me, always heard

752
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:38.000
the whole time. It's not us, it's you. I mean

753
00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:42.440
just look today today the studio looks like behind her,

754
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.920
and you wonder why she has problems? I mean that yeh,

755
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:49.400
my god, what is back there? Spider woman?

756
00:47:49.559 --> 00:47:51.920
I feel like even Picasa was more organized than her.

757
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:56.599
That, folks, for those of you that don't know, the

758
00:47:56.719 --> 00:47:59.880
background she's using is a picture of how her brain work.

759
00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:10.400
Uh all right, let's no men can win that?

760
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:11.400
What? Uh?

761
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:15.039
Yeah, no, men could win that. That's true. You cannot

762
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:19.280
enter what men? We'll give you another contest. We'll have

763
00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:23.360
Rebel called the men and ask them to marry her.

764
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:26.199
How about that? Will that work?

765
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:31.360
I am not doing that? No, No, this is it's

766
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:32.239
a verbal contract.

767
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:32.440
You know.

768
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:37.559
You can get sued, right, I'm.

769
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:38.840
Already divorced twice.

770
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:45.159
They take from me, They take your bills. They can

771
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:45.480
take that.

772
00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:48.840
Listen. There was a comedian long time ago that used

773
00:48:48.840 --> 00:48:51.400
to do a skit that it was brilliant because it

774
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:56.559
was so true. Like this dude he stopped, you know,

775
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:02.480
worrying about divorce and he started. Every time he, you know,

776
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.239
a woman wanted to marry him, he just said, here,

777
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:10.000
here's half bye, you know, like in other words, he

778
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:12.679
already knows we're gonna take that. So you just gave

779
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:14.559
it to him, you know, and kept going.

780
00:49:14.599 --> 00:49:18.360
And that's called staying ten steps ahead exactly.

781
00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:23.679
Chess. That's chess right there. Five minute mark, five man mark?

782
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:26.320
What do you mean five minute mark? It's already one fifty.

783
00:49:26.400 --> 00:49:27.079
Five minute mark?

784
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:31.519
Why is it the five minute markets over? You ding?

785
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:31.719
That?

786
00:49:33.039 --> 00:49:36.039
Are you see? That's why shows on the station are

787
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:41.119
going longti I have, she's given five minute mark. She's

788
00:49:41.239 --> 00:49:44.760
like in real life, well, it's when the show's supposed

789
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:46.559
to be over. And then what I say to him,

790
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:48.760
you're going five minutes? They're like, what are you talking about?

791
00:49:48.760 --> 00:49:51.000
I'm just getting off when Rebel tells me to get off.

792
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.719
Now we know, why do all do.

793
00:49:55.000 --> 00:49:57.039
All the women get off when you tell them to

794
00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:05.760
get off? Rebel no, when Charles, Charles, have you ever

795
00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:11.320
gotten off? Because to get off, I'm asking Charles, I'm

796
00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:14.440
not asking you. I want I want really, I don't

797
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:19.440
want fake news. You'll give us, you'll give us fake listeners,

798
00:50:20.760 --> 00:50:27.679
all right, I do not. That's about it for this test.

799
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.800
It was an absolute disaster. This whole test was an

800
00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:40.559
absolute disaster. And Charles said, no, he's in big trouble now. Okay,

801
00:50:41.280 --> 00:50:46.840
so uh that's oh that's Comcast called me to see

802
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:50.840
how the show went. Okay, I'm not kidding you, because

803
00:50:50.880 --> 00:50:53.039
I don't call me today to see how it went.

804
00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:57.280
So there they are. They'll have to call me back.

805
00:50:57.519 --> 00:51:04.360
But we gotta go in Monday for Movation, Monday, Travel, Tuesday,

806
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:07.000
what the fuck? Wednesday? Next week the Adventures of pipe

807
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:09.960
Man W four C Y Radio. Next week we're gonna

808
00:51:09.960 --> 00:51:13.039
be talking a lot about podcasting, radio and TV because

809
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:15.199
the pipe Man is starting the PIPEMIN radio tour at

810
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:23.400
Podcast Movement and National Yeah no, NAB, National Association Broadcasters.

811
00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:26.840
So thanks a lot for listening, Thanks a lot for

812
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:30.079
being here. And if you aren't listening and you weren't watching,

813
00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:34.199
thank you too, because you will probably annoyed me. All Right,

814
00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:38.280
that's it. You've listened to the adventures of pipe in

815
00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:42.679
here on W four c Y Radio, W four c

816
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:47.440
Y dot com and uh you know, roll it on.

817
00:51:55.199 --> 00:51:59.360
Thank you for listening to the adventures of pipe Man

818
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