SPECIAL EPISODE: It’s Absolutely Incredible Kids Day. Let’s Celebrate

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0:48 Whake up America. It's time for the adventures, So fine man, I go before see White. I con lis pon Beach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the five Man. It's a special day today on the Adventures of Pipe Man W four Cy Radio W four cy dot com. Why because I'm half ghost and half Okay, So I'm in the studio right now, in the actual studio, and I'm using this virtual background. But in the studio I normally don't because I have cool stuff behind me and the chair and it comes in like a seet. My chair is the ghost, not me. However, we're doing a test.

1:34 We're doing a test of the emergency broadcast system, so I have to do it exactly the way that I would do this elsewhere. I even gave up surfing to do this today because it's actually a good surfing day, but some of us got to work. Maybe later i'll catch the sunset if the surf is still around. And so we're gonna bring on the pipe Nuts for today's show because this is a special edition. It's it's funny. I walk into studio and Studio Nut, not Studio one, but Studio Nut. Okay, Studio Nut says to me, what is this gonna be? Like thirsty and thirsty Thursday? And I was like, that's so funny because Chad used to say that, okay, and then when he'd go out and gig on Thursday night at Nicole's for Ladies Night, he would say it over to Mike, it's thirsty Thursday, and they yelled at the bartender day, I'm thirsty, like he would over to Mike. He would yell up to the bartenders and yell their names and like, and the place is crowded. I ain't just yell over to Mike, I'm thirsty, and they would bring them up a drink, you know, and then like Kenner, Levin, Jack and Cox later you know was there. Yeah, So first set, first set would

3:04 Chad was Chad, now mind you Chad and I used to go pregame. Actually he would pregame and I would babysit. But we would go pre game at Players Club down the street from the Coles before he had to perform at Nicoles. So he down a couple jack and cokes. There. I would drink my cranberry juice or water and I would start like, no, Chad, No, Chad. Rebel will tell you that was a thing. The pipe man would always be. No. If the pipe man's telling you no, you're really kind of fucked up, just just being honest, Okay, So yeah, and then then we would go into Coles and he'd do a little more warm up before it starting a song, and he'd still be Chad. And funny went towards the when he started going all natural because of working at the station and listening to me, he had all this natural health hammered into his head, so he went all natural.

4:09 Before that, like after his gigs, we'd go to Denny's and he would order the most unhealthy, like two plates of food, not just one. He was an ox, and he would order two plates of food of like the greasiest, worst for you food there is. So then when he started getting healthy, and he would like he was very specific, he wouldn't eat it, like he got like obsessive about it. So he used to he switched from Jack and coke because Jack's not good for you, and neither's coke, so he switched to He had to make sure it was work nic tequila, and he would so he wouldn't get it at the bar anymore because they didn't have the stuff that he could read the label make sure it was pure, and so he would bring his own bottle and it would be in the back of his truck and he'd be hitting that thing. And he's the only person I saw that was probably better on tequila than Jack Daniels. I'm like, okay. So, but he was a very honest person too, Like the most honest person you ever met. So one night we're living and leaving the Gypsy's Horse, which was across the street from here, and we went to we were going to his house and it was a caravan. Three of us driving and cops pull us over on his block, like we're all turning.

5:39 We all did a California roll past the stop sign. Cop pulls us over, goes up to Chad and says, have you been drinking? He goes, yes, sir, I have, and they let us go. At least he was honest. Well that's the point. Like it was so emphatic about it. It wasn't like, uh, he was like, yes, sir, I have, and he would give that swagger, that cowboy swagger yet uh and oh my god. But anyway, Thirsty Thursdays. So it's so funny as I'm thinking of different things to evolve the show that I've been making notes this week.

6:24 Actually that came into my head literally yesterday to Thirsty Thursday. And then Jan said, it so must be a sign. Uh, I think it. I think Chad is channeling through you one on. Well he's even kind of now he's got the shades on. He's kind of looking like Chad a bit. You know. No, I'm just kidding. But anyway, uh so, yeah, today's a cool day and it's a special episode. And it's only a special episode because I need to test something out. So I fear fuck it, So just test it out? Why not do a show? And if it's anigher screw up and it's really bad, well then I'll just lose all my listeners. But you know, hey, it's worth it. And so, but what's more important about today is it's all about rebel? What First of all, First of all, you have crabs?

7:31 No why it looks anymore? It looks like you have a green crab on your head. A little alien from toy story, the one with the you know which one I'm talking about? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, loving the hair rebel, it says loving the hair. You notice he said hair and not hair accessories. She looks like if I were to write a comic book about Vikings, she would be the main character. Why, well, can you tell her what? She looks like? Why is that make an alien Viking? Because whatever that thing is on your head, it's got the fit two things pointing up like, yeah, because it's green, So I'm assuming it's an alien. It can't be a crab because crabs aren't green unless you leave them, unless you leave them on your counter too long and they turn green. What? Oh tell us? What is today? Say it?

8:40 Alien abduction Day? So is that what's going on or you gain? Was I on the money with the alien shit? Oh my god, I was just harassing, So I didn't know. I was actually right. When you got abducted. Did they leave the probe in? Is that why you're so uptight? No, Unfortunately we got you know, I've got rescued before the probe came about. Oh you were looking forward to that part she likes, Yeah, she said. Unfortunately she was so sad about it. She was looking forward to it. It was the first time in her life, she said. He took too long.

9:20 Oh darn. You know what I realized too about Thursday. I forgot to brush out my hair because I put the gel in it and then I normally brush it out, but I was driving here with the window open. I'm like, let me not brush it out yet so that it doesn't get messed up. And then I got here and I forgot to brush it out. So now I have, you know, a different look. Uh huh, Well you have hair, it's jeep hair. I have jeep hair. Uh. And there's probably some stupid people listening there going what is a jeep pair? Is that like a pair? Uh? Is that like the g spot. Oh God, does the G spot look like a pair?

10:07 Is that? Is that what you're saying? G pear? Oh? But anyway, okay, except for the main one, the awesome one, Rebel, can you please go through the days today, especially the ones like So if this is the first time you've, you know, seen this segment where we talk what day it is, these are actual national days, for real national days, okay, and some of them are absolutely stupid. So those are the ones that Rebel's gonna bring up, and I'm gonna tell her how ridiculous she is. Okay, But then there's the good ones out. So we're trying to find out which are the ones I like and which are ones I think are just ridiculous stuff that only Aluisia person would like.

11:01 Oh jez Christ, here we go, all right, And speaking of that atheist Pride day. Oh wait, wait, wait wait, atheist pride Day. Okay, what are they believing in that they have pride? I don't know, and I was studying. Okay, what's the next one? Oh, jeez, Bibliomania Day. Bibliomania Day, mm hmmm. So I bet that has to do with the library, the Biblioteka. I I'm saying it too, like, I don't know what happened. I got like a tick and it made me say something at the end different.

11:48 So tell us what it's about, Rebel, am, I on the money with that. You are? You are? Do you want to know about bibliomania? I do because I love libraries and books. No, everybody knows. He's just gonna cut me off as we go along with this. But okay, it is the love of books, all right, So. Oh okay, So in ten seconds, who said it's the love of books? Well five seconds you are like, uh like again proof of that one. I was waiting for you to try. I am. You know what's funny? You know what's funny. Today it's also Canada Reads Day, and I want to see Luisiana read because so far he hasn't been working out.

12:37 Canada Reads Day. We should get Okay, here, hold on, we're gonna do something. But go ahead, Rebel, keep talking. Forget that one. Go on to the next one. You gotta call doctor Nicole. Okay, anyway, we're gonna We're gonna move on to the next one. Companies that care day. Okay, she was pausing for a race. Next one, you know what it also? Anyway, Also, okay, I just gotta say, if I got a spray tan, I would be just like Donald Trump, and I would say you're fired. Does that mean it's National spray Tan Day?

13:24 We could make it. I mean, like someone makes all these holidays up. Anyways, I heard, I heard, okay, I heard for Satire. I heard that Donald Trump removed Martin Luther King Day to replace it with National spray Pan spray Can Day as a holiday. So from now on. Yeah, I had a little bit of I had a little bit of a Biden moment. They're sorry, and I'm an equal opportunity, you know, bust offender. Yes, okay, so talk about spray Ton Day. Since I got to that one.

14:07 It's I haven't gotten to the list. I haven't seen that one on the list. I don't know where that is. Oh, you might be doing a different website than me. Then are you going to the National Day website? I go to a different one. Yes, so covering companies that care. No, it's not, it's real. It's funny that they all show different things. Because I'm looking at the one that says days off theyear dot com. Yeah, I'm at and I've actually met these people. We actually have their calendar. It's a calendar. It's a national day calendar, okay. And they have for today National Spray Tanning Day, third Thursday in March, they have National Farm Rescuer Day. Do either one of you have that one?

15:00 Have so many on the list today, So rebel mentioned Atheist Pride Day. I have hufflepuff Priday. How about about National Proposal Day? Here's what I do today is natural proposal Day. How about if I call women? How about if I call women live on the. Air and proposed, what are you going to propose? A free group on? No? No, I will literally, I will literally. I think I can literally say will you marry me? Uh? Spring? You know that's a verbal car By the way. By the way, spring bring is Spring begins today. That is an actual real thing there, so change Okay, annually.

15:43 Spring starts today? But does that include Florida or yeah? Because as far as I know, I've never seen spring. Yeah, well then you need to go somewhere else. It's also National Native HIV AS Awareness Day. And why is it natives? Why is it native? Is it only the og HIV AIDS people that we are aware of? So who are the past who are the classifying native? That's what I'm saying. Is it the OG people? Maybe it's the OG people. Is it Native Americans or no, it's. Like the original people. Pat zero got HIV and AIDS.

16:26 Like this is for patient zero or yeah? Basically yeah, and you know what we do for for of those natives on National Native HIV AIDS Awareness Day, we give them ravioli. Because it's also National Ravioli Day. I thought you were going to say, we give them their test results so they can be aware of it. No, that they have to go check out the sign by Fort Laurerdeale Airport to get that done. Oh, it's also Crawfish Kraver's Awareness Day. I am looking at a Louisiana thing.

17:09 I don't have the crawfish. I don't have crawfish either. Wait wait, she's got crabs. She's got crawfish like they have every STV there is Louisia. That's why they don't have signs. They're just like, screw it, we're not testingly. No, everybody has them. It's also the Great American Meetout. I guess that's how all. That's how we answered it. No, that's how the National h Native HIV AIDS Day happened from the National meet Day. Yeah, a great American meetout. That's that could be fun? Oh, hufflepuff Pride Day, International Astrology Day, International Day of Happiness.

18:00 National Day that like Jesus Christ, every day. Okay, the other day was be Happy Day or something, International Earth Day. That should be every day. All right, National rock Beard Day again, it's not I am not reading anything from Louisiana. Not a day. Is not the aliens probe that's sticking out there. Rebel that that's the alien's probe. Microphone anyway, are you us? No?

18:45 Oh? God, no ah, Orange oranges and lemon daye. Maybe that's where your spray tand idea came about. You said, no, I will tell you where it came about. No, I will tell you where it came about. Okay, where Get your glow on and celebrate National Spray Tanning Day on the third Thursday in March. By gaining a fresh spray tand after the winter, our skin can be dull and dry. Today a National Spray Tanning Day. Prepared to glow all spring in summer with a natural spraytnd. In fact, spraytanding is a great way to achieve a healthy head to a healthy head to toe glow and is customizable for any skin tone. Well, obviously they didn't customize it for Trump because he looked ridiculous. But there's more, but wait, there's more. There are two types of spray tanning. The first uses an automated spray automated spray booth. The second uses a professional spray tan artist creating an airbrushed glow using a handheld spray machine. Both options allow for a customizable and desirable color that complements all skin tones. In addition, both types of spray tanning involved being sprayed with a liquid solution that contains that de hydroxa acetne d H.

20:21 A DHA is a naturally derived DHA. Well, DHA is a naturally derived and fermented active ingredient that reacts with your skin to mimic a tan for a temporary amount of time after gaining. So this is basically like a like a chemical burn that they're giving you basically, you know, but in a natural way. Well, it does have bullet point a chemical burn, Well, it does have bullet points of the benefits of a spray tan. Okay, so it provides a sun kiss glow in just minutes, evens out uneven skin, evens out uneven skin complexion. See Michael Jackson. Shake on Spray tam give skin a more toned appearance. Boost confidence, rebel tried out can down here. Can be customized based on your preferences.

21:24 I'm not talking about your sexual confidence. I'm talking about confidence in every other aspect of your life. Contains contains vitamins to lock moisture into skin. Gives an even and streak free. TAM offers an option for tann lines like okay, you're going to get a spray tam and you want tan lines. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. That's probably only what Trump did. He goes, can you give me some tan lines under my eyes, around my forehead and around my cheeks. Landing strip, Yeah, exactly, just Air Force one style landing strip.

22:10 There it is. Trump one offers an option for tan lines, includes optional sense based on your preference. Can you imagine? You know what I want to do? This is why I do. I want to walk in Okay, are you right? I want to walk into a tanning booth place and ask them if they have the optional sense and like request something like, crap, do you have a shit scent? Because I'll just get you know, because my girlfriend's just really into scat and I just can't do it. So I hear, maybe if I got a spray tan and it smelled like shiit, that that would be enough. Why do you make me break character? Why did you make me break character? Rebel?

23:12 I believe yours now is the Is the ten bp A free and growth hormone free? I'm not quite sure. Is it organic? It comes with I'm not getting a ten unless it's organic. Well, I don't think it's organic. The organic kind kills you, actually, to be honest, So maybe we should all be eating organic. I feel I feel like you know you said there's two different types of tanning, and I feel like you left out of the third. Just walk out in the sun, I.

23:54 Think might be the one. Why why that might be the one? Okay, get at some landscaping company. I don't know, you know, Oh boy, I'm. Sure glad you're here. I'm sure glad that you're here today because I saw in the news this morning that they admitted in the news that some people were deported that were not criminals. So I was like, I hope I can do my show today. I escaped just barely, but I said, you know what, I have a special show. I have to be there. I cannot get deported today. That's right away.

24:37 Cognito, so Rump doesn't recognize them. Yeah, I'm I went to the school of Superman, so you know, like I'm taking his advice. If you want to go in cognito, just wear some glasses. See you recognize me now you don't. And he's the engineer, so he can edit the part out where he took out that it'll. Just be pixelated by the time you see it online. I was just started watching a new series. I love watching all these, uh draw not the documentaries but the dramas about serial killers. So I just started watching a new one about the Happy Face Killer. Like I kind of like the Happy Face Killer, Like it's happy, he's happy.

25:28 It's natural happiness. Now if the last thing you see on this earth is a happy face, I can get behind that. I think he's doing people's service. I think he's doing people's service. Like now, if he was around now, people are miserable in their lives, are unhappy, and he just you know, lets him die. With smile on his face. There are worse ways to go, So I'm all for it, man, Just just spread some some positivity out there. You know, I have a feeling. I only watched the first episode, and I think his granddaughter is going to become a serial killer. And I'll remember if that was in the story or whatever, but uh yeah, I mean because the granddaughter just found out that her grandfather is a serial killer, and now she's hiking up with these other people that are obsessed with serial killers, and you know, I just I see it coming. I see it in her eyes like.

26:33 That she doesn't want it on her right. Yeah, It's like it's like alcoholisms. You know, alcoholism skips a generation. So it's being a serial killer. Did you know that? But by way, Rebel, is your grandparents a serial killer? Have you ever met have you ever met a serial killer? Yes? Have you ever been threatened by a serial killer? You could take it as a threat? Yes? How about you one? Have you ever been a serial killer? I grew up around killers, but I don't know if they would be considered serial. You know, So yeah, I mean I literally what, I was threatened twice by a serial call. But I'm the pipe Man. So I can't, can't, can't get rid of pipe Man. I hope there's a Serial Killers watch. I hope, I hope there's a Serial Killers watching or listening right now, because then I just gave them a goal, you know. Okay, take it as a challenge.

27:42 People take it as a challenge. All right. So here's the deal. Forget all the rest of the national days because of them one that's the mutt. No, there's one we have to talk about that's the most important overall, and then if we have time, we'll go into the rest of them. How does that sound? Okay? Fine? Okay? Now is this one on your list? Rebel? This is the best one of all? Absolutely incredible kid day? You have that one? I do. It's the first one on the list. But it's not annually. It's observed on the third Thursday of the March.

28:23 Yeah, that is annually. You think that again? The Louisville and Education every year, every year on the it's still annual. Do you understand what annual means? Day? Yeah, but you said it's not annual. It is absolutely annual. Let me finish. I did like you finish. Hey, Nay, you weren't gonna say that one you're the objective observer. Was she gonna say that? Was she going to finish? It's like always when you correct people, then they say let me finish. Yep, because she didn't let me finish.

29:03 I agree with that. And yeah, annual means it happens once a year. It happens. He doesn't mean he happens on the exactly the same day at exactly the same time. It means he just happens once a year. I mean, it'd be nice if Thanksgiving it that's also on Thursday. Wasn't annually? Would save a lot of money, save a. Lot of turkeys and a lot of drama. Turkey does as turkey does. No, but I really love that it's absolutely incredible Kid Day because there should be a day for kids because adults are idiots. Let's not give a days to adults, give them the kids who are Actually it can be nice Wellner's and some not so nice kids either.

29:51 Okay, but is it for only absolutely incredible kids or can all kids do this? Well? No, you can't tell. Forget the participation trophy. They can't participate in being incredible. They just have to be incredible if they're not incredible, they're not gained to celebrate that day. Okay, but it. Absolute. Do they have to be absolutely incredible or incredible? It is just okay, No, it has it's registered, it's trademarked. It's absolutely incredible. So if they're just incredible, they don't make it. It's like Tony Robbins says, if you want outstanding results, you need to put out good efforts. If you put out good efforts, you're only gonna get average results. So to be an absolutely incredible kid, you have to put out absolutely incredible feats of kiddom.

30:43 Hm, I like that word kiddom. Yeah, see, I'm hashtagging now. We'll call that word of the week. Let me read this to you and maybe you'll get an idea of what absolutely Incredible Kid Day is. And this applies to Rebel too, because she likes to act like a kid, but she's not absolutely incredible, so maybe it doesn't imply, uh, she's a little incredible but not absolute. Every year, every year the first words are every year, so annually every year on the third Thursday in March, Absolutely Incredible Kids Day encourages adults to tell kids how absolutely incredible they are. Now I'm a little worried about this, okay, because are we opening the door for pedophiles because it doesn't say your kids.

31:44 Kids. Yeah, yeah, just say your kids. So think about it. So, what happens if you don't have kids? Right, it's kind of creepy if I go out there and I just go out to some after the show and walk up to some ra them kid and give them a big hug and say happy absolute exactly. Here's the thing. If you're a man doing it, you get arrested. If you're a woman doing it, nothing happens. Your mom of the year. They're just saying like, oh, it's so nice. Like. Yeah, but it takes a lot for those teachers to get busted. And you know what, I wish teachers would have done that to me. What the fuck? How'd I get like that?

32:30 Right? Like, it's not a bad thing. But if you think about it though, like the first of all, the teachers now are getting younger and hotter. Well wait a minute, not only that, but I mean think about it. So a woman, an older woman that is teaching you how to please a woman. I mean that she's like a god send to all women everywhere because without that teacher having sexual relations, then that teenager would never grow up to be the absolutely incredible woman pleaser that they could become by being instructed early on how to do it right.

33:21 That's right, she's a teacher. If today's subject is the anatomy of the woman's body, then so be it. I want to get in a plus. I have a question, though serious question. Okay, we all have to take in middle school sexad. Yes, So. Question is, if a teacher is doing a lab with you, is that against the law. You guys don't think so, do you? I mean think about it. Well, the lab would be she would be performing sexual favors on you. That's the lab, and then you have to put down all your Yeah, yeah, you have to put down all your results.

34:07 You said, yeah, you know what I think it is because you know, like they say, like, oh, it's only illegal if you ever get caught. But the problem is that these kids are out there like bragging about it. And it's not even like you know, I was abused. It was more like, hey, guess what I did, like. And you're gonna get caught because a teenager boy is gonna brag about it. But rebel, you were saying what. Okay, So if you were learning how to dissect a pig, and I say that because we had I literally, this guy kid must have become a serial killer. Literally, we were dissecting frogs and he offered to bring a pig in, and we dissected a pig in fifth grade. I have a feeling that was maybe the happy Face killer that I went to school with.

34:52 I'm not sure if he was Mexican. No, if it was Mexican, that's just a barbecue. Yeah, there you go. So it's called a party, or as you guys might know it. Okay, So if you're gonna learn how to dissect a pig, you go to the lab and you dissect a pig. So I'm thinking, if you're gonna learn about sex, you're going to a lab to have sex. You know what, I've always wondered. That makes sense, rebel. But do you always wonder why? You know? How? Like in sex? In sex that happens. We we all have this memory of sex ad where they show us the video of the woman giving birth. We want to see the video of the woman making the baby.

35:44 Wait a minute, wait a wait, wait, wait wait a bit. I've never the only video I saw was vaginas that had venereal worts on them. Well, the US, that's my memory of sex. My memory of sex said was they had a video up on the screen like we're in an assembly. There's a whole bunch of us, and it was the grossest shit I ever saw in my life. That made me scared of sex. This dead so for I. Don't know why they do it this way. People always say, like, oh, sex said, they show you like they put a condom on a banana or something like that. I say, like for me, because sex Said was only a one day class, and they showed us a video of a woman giving birth and a woman having a she was having an abortion, and they showed us the medical process for it. And they show us the video of the baby being aborted.

36:42 Okay, yeah, yeah, about the education system in Louisiana, are you kidding me? Oh my god, that's just terrible. No, what's wrong, I don't see see. This is why you should see that in school, because you get the shock factor out of your way way faster than if you went to see that as an adult. Okay, I'm gonna share something now. I don't think i've ever shared on the air. That's going to top all your stories. My getting taught the Birds and the Bees. By whom your parents. Two of my brothers, Oh yeah, and uh. Basically I have a visual in my head of like sitting there and they're talking to me, and one of them six years older, one of them's eleven years older. And one of them said to me that basically, he ate you reminded me rebel because you brought it, or one because you brought it up. He ate a banana out of somebody's huha. And then my other and then my other brother said, you think that's bad? I had and they didn't say it the nice way I'm saying it. I had some girl performed fillatio on me with peanut butter and it was chunky pamper, and I would advise that

38:15 if any girl ever approaches you, make sure it's creamy peanut butter, because the crunchy shit hurts. That was my Birds and the Bees, but the wor thing at one word thing one of the brothers, the ones six years older. So you got to hear the whole thing though, because there's more to it than you're going to think. He told me like basically he lost his virginity at thirteen. So you know, you know sibling rivalry, right. I had a goal. I had a goal to lose my virginity before him. Like, so I had a goal. It had to be done by I was thirteen, and I accomplished that goal in the Manson Caves, Charlie Manson Caves. So I lost my virginity there. But now let's fast forward.

39:11 Let's see thirteen. Let's fast forward like forty to forty three years Okay, having a conversation, something comes out about I think I brought something up about it, and he goes, I don't lose my virginity at thirteen. I lost that like seventeen. I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Like, I sat there and worked really hard to achieve this goal to beat you, and I like left you in the dust man. Oh, so I lost my virginity at thirteen years old based on the A lie. Now I wonder, Now I wonder, I'm gonna call my other brother. I'm gonna find out if the banana's true?

40:11 How'd you top a banana? Had I top a banana? Only Manson Caves and the Serial Killers Caves? Maybe that's where my obsession is I don't know it's possible. Okay, maybe that's why I always attract the crazies and they get crazier. Ever. You know what, I hate to say this, but every woman I've met since Thing one makes her look sane and that like, oh my god, she's the most insane person on the planet. Had that happened, Oh my god, I don't understand it. And so Thing two. I got married to her because I had sex with her by mistake, and she didn't get eaten by the alligators.

41:00 So I still don't understand the mistake part. You know, the tripped and fell. Okay, it happens. It happens. He was trying to show her the trick with the banana. He sleeped on the appeal and things regressed from there. Wait a minute, I'm not gonna say who, but I was talking to somebody on TikTok and I did mention this, and somebody I know, not a stranger, somebody I know, okay. And. She said same, She said same. For the mistake. I'm not the only one that has sex by mistake.

41:43 Okay. Was it a mistake before it happened or after it happened? Because If that's the case. I don't view it make a mistake in a bad way. I'm just saying it wasn't like on purpose, it was by accident. I still don't understand how sex can be by accident. Well then you just haven't lived life, have you? Apparently not that kind of life. I mean, I do it. I will also tell you. Okay, So my stepmother had the same exact birthday as me. She was eleven years older than me, so same age as too, as my brothers twenty years younger. My father batshit crazy, but my mother was batshit crazy too. I think that might be those might be reasons I like the batshit crazy. I don't know. I kind of like the batshit crazy, to be honest. But you know, so, and I met my step mother when I was twelve years old, and my dad said, meet your new mother, and we're moving to California in three days. And you can never tell a living soul, but what And then they were married for three years, divorced for ten my dad had a quadruple bypass.

42:58 They got back together, and they had a kid who's younger than all four of my kids. But here's what's interesting. There's more one of the reasons my father really loved her. It's he used to brag about they had sex with her in the Mile High Club. Have you done the Mile High Club? Wand does your generation even know what that means? Because my High Club was done when we used to smoke on planes too. Well, they're starting to come back with airplanes that have beds now so it's more accessible now. He that would be yeah, I've seen that too, like when I'm traveling to do festivals over in the Europe, you know, and and yeah they that the chair like turns into a bed man it's so cool. But that's not the Mile High Club.

43:53 There are some airplanes that have like full on beds now Like it's not even a chair, it's just a bed. Oh wow, typically four mile High Club, are they right? No? Oh yeah, maybe there are some, but the ones that I've seen is just a bit. It's kind of like a media menia parkment. Are they owned by Disney? Listen? I would not. I wouldn't want to have sex in the bathroom of an airplane because I can't even piss in the bathroom of an airplane without getting it all over the place. If I if I'm inside the bathroom of an airplane. I don't think any woman is small enough to fit in there with me. Yeah, listen, when I go to the bathroom and take a piss and then you oh wait, every time you do that, you hit turbulence and then all of a sudden, like I'm banging up against the sink and peeing.

44:42 You know what I think it is. I think the pilots have a censor light that tells them every time someone enters the bathroom, so they just create turbulence. They do, one hundred they do. So yeah, it the two coins to be a coincidence, you know, like every time you go into the bathroom, you get turbulence. Yeah, I know exactly what What was I I call women and ask them, rebel, rebel, let's get air. But I ask a question. Answer it, I said, I didn't.

45:24 I said that you would call and ask if they would marry you. Oh okay, So let's see who shall we call? Should I play? Should I play Russian Roulette? I don't know, like with my contact list. Oh no, that that's not a good idea. You might call a guy. Sure, that's a good way. Well, no, they have to be a female theres just let Just like licking buttles, there has to be rules. Just like lick they come with their own banana. Well, why you do that. While you do that, I'll tell you about the Love cloud It's joined the Mile High Club flight pricing. Okay, there's live out your wildest dreams with Love Clouds private Mile High Club flights.

46:16 So yeah, no, are these flights at club without. Being squished into the regular bathroom? Are are these flights that actually go somewhere or do they just take you up in the air so you can do use, do your deal and then they bring you back down to the same place that you left. That's that is specifically exactly what it is. It's the Mile High Club. It's out of Vegas, so he doesn't go anywhere. It just takes you up in the air and then you come back. I figured out what I'm going to do, and we're not gonna do it today. I figured it out. I was looking through my contact list and I figured it out. Okay, I am going to do a contest for winning festival tickets and we will call people live on the air, okay, and we will I will ask them to marry me and whoever says, yet says yes, gets to win the festival tickets. That's a pretty good idea, right, Rebel.

47:18 She's frozen. Yeah see, I thought I was wondering if it was me. She keeps freezing up. Okay, so I think it is you. It's always you. That's what we just found out. It's been heard a whole time. It's not me, always heard the whole time. It's not us, it's you. I mean just look today today the studio looks like behind her, and you wonder why she has problems? I mean that yeh, my god, what is back there? Spider woman? I feel like even Picasa was more organized than her. That, folks, for those of you that don't know, the background she's using is a picture of how her brain work.

48:03 Uh all right, let's no men can win that? What? Uh? Yeah, no, men could win that. That's true. You cannot enter what men? We'll give you another contest. We'll have Rebel called the men and ask them to marry her. How about that? Will that work? I am not doing that? No, No, this is it's a verbal contract. You know. You can get sued, right, I'm. Already divorced twice. They take from me, They take your bills. They can take that.

48:46 Listen. There was a comedian long time ago that used to do a skit that it was brilliant because it was so true. Like this dude he stopped, you know, worrying about divorce and he started. Every time he, you know, a woman wanted to marry him, he just said, here, here's half bye, you know, like in other words, he already knows we're gonna take that. So you just gave it to him, you know, and kept going. And that's called staying ten steps ahead exactly. Chess. That's chess right there. Five minute mark, five man mark? What do you mean five minute mark? It's already one fifty. Five minute mark?

49:28 Why is it the five minute markets over? You ding? That? Are you see? That's why shows on the station are going longti I have, she's given five minute mark. She's like in real life, well, it's when the show's supposed to be over. And then what I say to him, you're going five minutes? They're like, what are you talking about? I'm just getting off when Rebel tells me to get off. Now we know, why do all do. All the women get off when you tell them to get off? Rebel no, when Charles, Charles, have you ever gotten off? Because to get off, I'm asking Charles, I'm not asking you. I want I want really, I don't want fake news. You'll give us, you'll give us fake listeners, all right, I do not. That's about it for this test.

50:28 It was an absolute disaster. This whole test was an absolute disaster. And Charles said, no, he's in big trouble now. Okay, so uh that's oh that's Comcast called me to see how the show went. Okay, I'm not kidding you, because I don't call me today to see how it went. So there they are. They'll have to call me back. But we gotta go in Monday for Movation, Monday, Travel, Tuesday, what the fuck? Wednesday? Next week the Adventures of pipe Man W four C Y Radio. Next week we're gonna be talking a lot about podcasting, radio and TV because the pipe Man is starting the PIPEMIN radio tour at Podcast Movement and National Yeah no, NAB, National Association Broadcasters.

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