Spirit, Tarot & Relationships with Christine LaLonde

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0:51 You'll fight Man. I'm going before supplie I com with Pombeats's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, fight Man. Yoho. It's the Avengers pipe Man W four cy Radio Motivational Monday. And today's a cool day because we're doing spiritual stuff and we're doing tarot readings, and we're going to talk about relationships, and we're going to talk about World Hearing Day because listen, it's perfect that you're listening to us on World Hearing Day, so we have to talk about that. And then but Rebel will talk more about that. And also I really want to know when it comes to Rebel okay and her segment with the days, what the hell is or what the this should be? On Wednesday?

1:42 What the fuck is? What if cats and dogs had a posable thumbsday? Now? I want to know what person sat there and thought of this as an important day and how that came about. So Rebel better be prepared for that. Okay, and then uh, we have our special resonant, spiritual and relationship expert guest with us. She was having some arenet problems before, so hopefully, hopefully let's fixed now when I bring her on. But so let's bring on the pipe nuts and let's bring on Christine Lalande. I feel I feel like I feel like with that name, you should be uh, a definite relationship expert. So Christine, are you there? Can can we hear you? I think she's still frozen, Rebel way, how can I be frozen? This is such?

2:47 Can you guys hear me? We're storry to hear you. Are you on your phone? No, I'm on my computer. I'm on the thing that I'm always on always. This is my setup. So when you would it sounds internet ish okay. So when you just left us before, did you restart your computer? That's what I recommend. Just restart your whole computer, restart everything and start from scratch. Okay, So rebel yes, what the fuck is what if Kenson dogs had opposable thumbs?

3:30 Day? Like? What the hell? We just have a day for everything. I don't make these days up. Okay, I don't really I think you do, because this sounds sounds like you know how Chad used to say pipeaganda. This sounds like rebel aganda okay, or rebel rwanda or something like that. It's it's really not okay, So let's cut down some of these things. Are you come on? Are you helping Christine in the background there? Or should we bring her back on?

4:11 Or we're waiting I think we're waiting for her computer to come back on. That was a second. What that's gonna be nice to see there? Yeah, that's a top down view of the Tarot stuff she's gonna be doing. But her computer is still off. Oh okay, because all right, she's gonna have two angles. Ah, okay, that makes sense. Okay, go on, swamp not okay, So thumbs that are opposable can be placed opposite of fingers. Again, I don't make this up. I'm just reined it to you. On the same hand, which obviously can go whatever. No, it's cats and dogs have paws not.

4:52 Getting to it, okay, allowing you to pick up things. Okay, primates have a posable, but cats and dogs do not. Today is a day to be thankful that this is a you know that this is the case that we can pick up things. All right, So unfortunately, since they don't. You know what, I'm gonna do a little pipe man Wednesday comment here. Okay, even on starvation on Monday. I want to know who came up with this special day to celebrate this and stick my thumb up the rass. That would be Thomas and Ruth roy of Wellcat.

5:35 Okay, well they created you. Take Thomas, I'll take Ruth. We'll stick thumbs up their asses. I mean, I have long. Nails, so it might hurt, and I really don't. I'm not a doctor. I don't care to do that. You just like enlighten me about something, Okay, so let's move on. Okay, what did you get enlightened by? Well, first, let's find out if we have Christine. Hi, So I had to come on my phone because my computer is not doing a thing. So did you restart the computer? Yeah, it's restarting.

6:16 So I figured it out to be here on my phone because my phone is what you're seeing at cards. Okay, phone's not great service either. Are you on Wi Fi on your phone or are you on cell service? Yeah? No, I don't know. I'm on my WiFi. Well I should be on the second. It's starting to load. So here I am. So I'm wondering if it is the Wi Fi since it's sounding similar on your phone, what do you think want? Yeah, it's definitely the Wi Fi. Internet. Well, I'm in California. California has issues. Yeah, that's to say the least. Okay, I mean.

6:59 Actually, so hi everyone here hear me. It's a little tough. So we're gonna do a little prayer to the Internet gods that it gets better. Meanwhile, let's okay, so we'll go back to Rebel for a second with the what day it is? Okay? Okay, so that's stupid, but world hearing that's a great shob and thank thank god I can hear you, Rebel. But I'm having a hard time hearing Christine on World hearing days, So maybe that's the problem. Maybe you should not be heard. Okay, maybe this is the day. What do you think one?

7:50 Because of the days, you really never know. It keeps doing up. Hey, I'm I went off the Wi fi now, so hopefully this works that. It sounds much better. Actually, yeah, okay, we'll see how this goes. All right, do you hear me? Do you hear one any like beating back because she's not using a headphone or her headset on her phone. On her phone, Oh no, that was that was. Just because of the Wi Fi issue. Okay, she's coming back on her computer. Now, hopefully this works. Now, okay, let's see. Yeah, it's not great. It's the Wi fi. Hey, use your hot spot of your phone on your computer instead of your WiFi.

8:39 Okay, I'll try that, man, I don't my computer doesn't take that. She just give it a second. Let your picture be there on the if anything, let your picture be on the computer, and just call in on your phone. Yeah, well she means the phone to the second angle. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Meanwhile, what other days is it today? They're well, we have thirty three Flavors Day, Canadian Bacon Day, which you talked about the other day with doctor Nicole. Yeah, let's see what there's Canadian bacon get two days because it's not better than regular bacon. I hate to say it. Okay, nothing racist, it's not as good, Okay, I will tell you. I was very excited yesterday in my building. It was New Jersey Quark Day because there's this thing. Yeah, because okay, when you're from New Jersey and you live in New Jersey, I used to have this breakfast sandwich like every day for I don't know, fifteen years or something, there's this a breakfast sandwich that everybody gets. That's why they called the Jersey sandwich. And it's basically, well, the brand name that's best is Tailor Ham, but it's really pork roll, but Taylor Ham is the brand name.

10:07 And so. It's basically like if salami were ham is the best way I describe it, but you cannot just eat it. You have to cook it. So you cook it like you were cooking like you know, bacon, same way. And they had that in my building today, and they literally call it the Jersey sandwich when you're outside of Jersey, and they don't call it that in Jersey because you're already in Jersey. So the sandwich, yeah, they just called a tailor Ham sandwich, Okay, which is what it is. And so when I moved to California in nineteen eighty, nobody knew what that was and I couldn't find it in the store anywhere. That's something that's interesting, Rebel. Remind me.

10:53 We're going to talk about that tomorrow on Travel Tuesday. How you traveled different places and there's different types of food you can't get. I also remember I loved Count chocola and Booberry cereal and when I got to when I got to California, they didn't have that on the shelves. I also used to eat dan and yogurt. They didn't have that on the shelves either. So it's kind of strange. Even within your own country, you could go to different states and what they have available to eat is different. Like that makes sense with food, vegetables and stuff like that, and fruit, I mean meat, vegetables, fruit, but stuff like dan and yogurt. Okay, we have Christine back, but I don't know if we do do do are you with us? Christine?

11:48 I think she thinks this is a mime show. It kind of looks like a mine, right, Internet, Well, we'll have to pretend she's a mine. We have to go to Niamaria cameras. Okay, that's better. Straight Uh oh, it was better for like a second in anyone away. I know that's the cell phone service. Probably. I don't know what is. Going on the question my birthday. It's Monday, and I'm fucked, I know. And let me have a question. Are the fires in the Carolina's affecting your internet there in California?

12:31 I don't know. Our internet is whack to today. Okay, So we have a special surprise for you. Okay, because Rebel she does this like JFK Marilyn Monroe rendition, So she doesn't want it yet, but she's gonna like Marilyn Monroe because she has that voice, except it'll be like little girl Marilyn Monroe, not adult Marilyn Row. And she's gonna sing happy birthday to you. Okay, go for it, Rebel, Happy birthday too, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear Christine, Happy birthday to you.

13:34 See I would have said it a little differently because Okay, so when she did JFK, she didn't say John or Jack, she said, mister President, So I live said, Miss fifty shades of bullshit. So try it again, rebel, go do that last that line, but instead Christine shape, Miss fifty shades of bullshit. Okay, you want the whole song? No, no, no, just that one part. You just need to correct that one part. Okay, Happy birthday, Miss fifty shades of bullshit.

14:20 Okay. So you okay, Obviously in your acting classes you did not learn breathing because the whole. Point is she's singing to Miss the President, so you know she was having a thing with him, so. That was the whole point of that breathing. So I have a question here, since we do talk about relationships on Evacial Monday, does that actually turn people on? What? Yeah, the breathless Like I feel like I might have just grown up in my mouth for a secon.

15:04 Marilyn Monroe make you throw up in your mouth? No, mate, no, no that If Marilyn Monroe did that, I would still want to throw up in my map. If she was like it would say that would be like eighty year old Marilyn Monroe. That wouldn't be prime time at Marilyn Monroe Primetime. Arion Minloe Merriman, Marilyn Monroe. I just learned to talk, by the way today, I just left my first class. It would be like, it'd be more like what's her name, Sally from when man Harry met Sally. That would be more that would be a turn on. But sounding like you have a hemorrhoid.

15:48 I don't know that, do you? What do you think? What? What's your what's your impression of her impression? Here's what I'm gonna say, as someone who is first Aid certified, I would immediately start chest compressions because. I'm like, oh my gosh, she's dying. I cannot breathe. It sounded like free, Okay, how would you Since it's your birthday, Christina, we lost her. She's gone. She's on her phone, so that she's probably getting a notification. Every time you get a notification on your phony it kicks you off. She's gone to every time you get a notification, you go to the dark side. So Christine, if you were the sing happy birthday yourself, how would you do it?

16:42 She can't hear us now one, since she can't hear us, tell her how she can hear us. That always works. Lauren Gotta love technology. We just gotta make shit up as we go, okay, because things are just not working out as plan I haven't even gotten into the first part of the show yet. Yeah, I think mercury is in retrograde. The planets are lined up. The planets are the planets are lined up. Did everybody see that, by the way, I did? Yeah? The all speaking of spirituality. That is a very spiritual thing, right there. Okay, Yeah, I one.

17:29 I hear myself coming back, probably from Christine. Yeah, that's because she has a phone way too low until the death, so it's bouncing back into the microphone because I'm speaking, the microphone are together. Pretend that your phone is somebody you actually like God. Today is a day. Happy birthday, Christine. Okay, so Christine. Going back to bed after this. I don't think you heard me. Okay, you said happy birthday. But no, but I need you to sing. The part is sing what rebels sang? How you would want it sang?

18:18 How I would want it singing? Or how Marilyn did it? No, No, how would you want to do it? If you were singing to yourself, how would you want to do it? I don't know. I have done that bit a few times. So let's do it. Let's hear it. I don't know if I have the balls that. You do have the balls. I know you have the balls. Just listen, you're just talking into Mike. None of us are here. Nobody, the whole world's not listening. It's just you, okay, god, oh just me? Yeah that the rest of us are nice here. It's just you, all right.

19:00 In fact, yeah, and in fact, we'll mute our mics so we can't hear you. Oh my god, the way that works, it's exactly the way it works. Okay, go ahead, you're the spotlight that last part. And I'm gonna say mister president because you know. Okay, Instead, no, don't say mister president because you're not mister Okay. You could say. You could say mister pipe man. Okay, okay, you know, mister pipe man. This is ridiculous. So this is your birthday President to you.

19:40 Okay, hmmm, be birth day, mister. Pipe man. Day two. You do that. I know that, you know what. You're not the first. You're not the first. Okay. I've been on I actually have been on this other show on the network, movie Reviews and more and twice I've had women co host of his without even me asking, actually do it, to do it for me, and yeah, it did do it for me.

20:30 He compiles them all into one reel and just plays them over and over again. You know, That's how I spend my birthday is one large compilation of birthday songs. Yeah, that'll be my whole that would be my whole birthday show. It'll just be every way you sho to, like. A compilation of everyone singing have a birthday to a pipe man. There you go. But seriously, well, you know why I kind to ask you to move your phone closer to mike. Is that where it needs to? Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm trying to hold it to where it doesn't bounce off of anything. But hopefully that's better. Are you holding it from the bottom like this.

21:11 I'm cupping it so that it it only is just my sound. It could be bouncing off your hand too. You have to hold it so that the bottom part is not bouncing off from anything. We'll try that anyway, pretty generally holding it, it'll be on my stand so that y'all can see the cards. Okay, cool, So, and we definitely need to get to that really quick, if we can get you straight. I've been stalling here for twenty one minutes to get you straight. Is there anybody else in history that's that good at radio to stall dead air for twenty two minutes? Okay, I'm pretty good.

21:54 I'm pretty I'm pretty good. So okay. So here's the thing though. I did that because I think in relationships the only way to get to know somebody is if they show you. So it's like if I asked you, well, how would you want happy birthdays? Says you? And I know exactly what to do, okay, opposed to just random me me, letting Rebel do it, and I'm going, okay, I'm going to go home now. He Rebel, that took a lot of guts. Thank you for seeing that to me that I did not realize it until I put myself in your shoes and then I went.

22:38 One, hell see the whole song. Yeah, she is pretty. Rebel is pretty badass, even though I don't really think so. She is pretty badass. Okay, So but let me tell you, she's the only hose that survived me for as long as she has. You know, she's like I mean, I tell my co hosts ahead of time. I warn them of who I am on the radio. I warn them and they still get surprised for some reason, like Okay, I gotta tell you I add this one co host. Okay.

23:22 This is a good relationship thing though, because it just shows you what not to do when you have relationships with people, and that doesn't mean romantic any relationship. Yeah, and so basically she's my co host for a while, we did events together. She knew how pipe Man was, but she also knew the difference between pipe mn Dean and so in the studio, like five minutes before showtime, I would like transform into pipe Man, okay, like get into character. And so we were sitting at the studio table and it was like two minutes to air, and she was fun more around and something. I'm like, come on, bitch, it's time to do the show. And she got mad at me and like, fuck, have you not been here for the past several years. So, yeah, Rebel's the only one that's actually survived because she knows it's all a bunch of bullshit. It's a bunch of fifty shades of Pipeman bullshit, right, So in that mode, can you for your birthday give yourself a Tarot card reading.

24:39 Yeah, I read for myself on the daily. It gives me guidance. It I asked my guides and my ancestors and my spirits. I asked, you know what I need to keep in mind for the day, or what do I need to look for in my process for what I'm trying to get to for the day. I do it all the time. It's good guidance. Can you ask spirit for me? If Rebel's voice will ever get above twelve, I don't think so. So today's also talking third person day, so it would be cool if she did it in third person? Oh yeah, okay, can you do that all right? So I just first before you do this, okay. Christine is not only a phenomenal expert on the debauchery and ridiculousness of relationships and online dating in twenty twenty five, but she is also an absolute expert in the other realm, the other world, the spiritual realm in the universe, and she's gonna give us tarot readings or talk the first.

25:55 I wanted to talk about taro and explain it to people because I think it's also miss understood like the people. I'm just going to say it straight out because I'm a Jew. The Christians, okay, with the oh my god, you're going to hell. Okay, listen, dude. The Kabbala, which is way older than the New Testament, talks about psychic energy and this kind of stuff. So it's been in a religion a lot longer than your cult has. Okay, And yes, Christianity did start as a cult originally was a cult when it's well, yeah, I was trying to be nice. Let's trying to be nice, okay, but yes, see, so I think it has something to do with what we're going to talk about what the fuck Wednesday, because we're going to talk about why win and you might want to join in then too, because it's about relationships.

26:49 We're going to talk about why women love serial killers, and we're going to talk to a serial killer expert on the show. Okay, so hmm, okay, and it is think about it, Okay, it is true. We were talking. I was talking about this with somebody the other day. Think about it that, like all these serial killers have these followers of women that freaking will do anything for him. Think of Manson's women or the people that love Ted Bundy. You know and dexter. Okay, even though that one's fake, but it's fake based on real life. But seriously, though, there are a lot of people out there that give spiritual readings, read tarot, do it at fairs, do it this.

27:37 And I'm somebody that I have spirituality and psychicness in my family running, you know, all over my family and have my own. So it's horrible to me when there's people out there that really don't have the gift. And the only people I will ever bring on the Adventures of Pipe Man, especially Moivacial Monday, are people that truly have the gift, and that's Christine Lalande truly have the gift. I don't know if I truly have a gift, but I do know that I pay it. Okay, Okay, Well, no, keep saying what you're saying, because that's absolutely correct. Because to me, intuition and psychicness is just paying attention. Okay. I think we all have its scientifically, it's a part of our brain, Okay, so most of us ignore it when we become an adult, kids don't ignore it. That's why kids have such psychic, strong psychic energy.

28:38 So please continue with what you're saying. Because you are right on the money. Well, it is about intuition and it is about listening and paying attention. This is only a tool, that's all it is. This isn't evil, This isn't something to fear or to worry that it's going to tell you something evil and bad. It's basically like I said with my own self, it's it's a guide. It's saying, hey, we're here, we're listening, we're paying attention, and I think I keep freezing? Do I keep freezing? We got you this time? It's actually going okay, okay.

29:20 It's really just it's a tool, you know, it's it's everything is about being connected. People call it spiritual, but it is an energy. Everything is made of energy. Your body's made. Of energy, our microphones are lights. Everything is energy and everything is intertwined. And a lot of people like to shut their minds down or they don't tap into an area that they're paying attention. Fear is just for me, a lack of education, meaning not that you're stupid, but that you are not. But allowing yourself to be open to hear that there are other things out there to help guide you.

30:09 And if you want to talk religion, if people are like, oh, I'm religious and I only listen to God, Well, how the fuck does God talk to you? Right? I love that common sense? Bring it into your brain. Do you hear the voice of God? No, that's your inner voice, and he could be speaking through that. But there could be also. Now, wait a minute, if you are participating in cite some kind of psychedelic therapy, maybe God really is talking to you, because that can happen. But I agree, but usually no, it's just your head. Right.

30:49 So we have tools. We have pendulums. Which do I have my pendulum handy? I don't darn it. There's plic You promised you were going to have that. I know. I partied part a f last night. Oh tell us about that? And how was that pendulum involved? I had a I have a really good friend. Who uh oh they're good. I think the I think the universe doesn't want us to hear this story. Excuse me, ma'am, can you please turn your ringer off? Okay, this is a live show.

31:34 Me. I know it's rebel. No, it's rebel, like the person that's supposed to be the professional, okay, like she never wants to be professional on my show she just you know, oh my god, Rebel. Okay, now you're back because we weren't hearing your story. I don't know if the university did not want us to hear your story, but go ahead, let's try it again. Brought a huge and the entire place had cake with us and sang with us and bought us drinks. And my friends all came out and it was a fucking blast. I screamed and cheered and sang my freaking heart out so you.

32:17 Could sing then, And you're having a problem on the show. Come on, Well, did we need to give you like a space cap? Did we have to give you a space cakes? First? I guess we needed to give me a couple of French seventy five. I think I had one too many of those last night. All right, so let's let's have you give yourself for your birthday a tarot Co card reading. But as Juan said in honor of speaking third person day that it's a national holiday today, do it in a third person, like as if it was you giving you giving you a But you're sitting at okay, right, all right? We still are?

33:11 We still here? Yeah? You look like the people all the girls that take selfies. I just want to make sure you guys can see this because it's hard of me. I can't, so I'm not really sure what I'm seeing. Actually, it's frozen from my end. Oh, it's frozen on your end. It's it's probably frozen on my end too. O. There we go. Something's happening. Is it frozen? It keeps freezing a little bit? But continue? Are we here?

33:51 Is the energy interfering with her WiFi? And can she give a guidance to a better WiFi? Let's find out. Yeah, that's the problem. I'm okay whenever you do. By the way, you didn't notice, did you, Christine? And Christian? But Christine, what the heck is going on? I'll tell you what's going on that every time there's a metaphysical spiritual show, it messes with the energy, messes with technology. I'm telling you. It's a spectral It is really messing with it. I will tell you that I don't understand is I've been doing this podcast with you guys for three years, and.

34:32 I've every week. I've never had this type of problem. Well, because pipe man attracts all the evil spirits, so. Can can you guys hear me by the way again, Yeah you know, yes, we can hear you. I want to preface something. If I'm doing my read I need you to understand how accurate this first card is. This is nine of the Night of Cups. Can you see that? Yeah? Okay, all right, so this is oh hm hmm interesting.

35:15 All right, do that. I'm starting a business and I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm starting a cannabis edible company in Vegas. Third person, can I stop you for seeing and starting a business? Okay, so that's what that was. What last night was it was your Como birthday tasting party, right right. That's funny. So anyway, this card is representing the artist who has, you know, the ability to see all things. It's about science, creative intelligence, and that is telling me that I'm on the right path. It's telling me that where I'm going and the journey I'm about to embark on is the way I should be going. Also with the Queen of Cups with Cups, it's about this is a feminine energy card and it has the ability for people to that I or Christine if we're talking to the third person, has the creative ability of being an impath.

36:35 A dreamer, a prophet, a fear for devotion. So this is a this is an abundant female energy when it comes to being a dreamer or an impath. And and that's exactly can I Can I say one thing real quick about that one? Yeah? See, first of all, you prove my point of what I said in the beginning about you in your power. And second, okay, so I'm glad you clarified because it is twenty twenty five that a queen means female energy. Okay, go on, all.

37:16 Right, So my third card here, so I could do a whole spread that has like nine cards. There's a past, present, future, I could do all kinds of different readings. But this one here is just like a guidance. This is just like, hey, what are the three points I need to focus on? And am I on the right path? So yes, this is saying I'm on the right path. I know where I'm going. This is saying I have all the power as the woman, as the female energy to dream big and believe that this card is happening. And then this one is the nine of pinnacles, okay, And the nine of Pinnacles. Is basically let me see what let me have I have to think about how this one feels me.

38:01 Oh my gosh. Okay, so this one. Stands for insight. This one stands for success. It also it's about accomplishments. So this means that I'm on the right path. I'm doing what I'm. Supposed to be doing, believe that the dream is strong, and that I have the ability as the woman is the impath, to know that this is the right path. And then this one is saying that, yeah, this is success. This this is knowing that I'm on the right place to be the true accomplishments that I could have, That this is the most insightful success card I could I could cool.

38:45 So that's me. So if you if so, This is the thing about cards. When you do cards, it's not that it's oh I'm calling from an evil place. I never get a negative card, even if it's in reverse and it might feel like it's negative. It's basically a rebirth or it's giving you a warning saying, hey, you know, you might. Be focused on success. But if this had been the opposite way, it could mean that somebody else has misconduct towards me, that somebody has a secret agenda to you know, fuck with me in the product project.

39:27 But it wasn't upside down. So I use it as a guide to tell me how I can feel. So this is me, you know, if I'm questioning? Am I on the right path? Am I doing the right thing? These set of cards said, don't worry. I got you. You're on the right path, your kick in it, and you're going to be successful. You know. Aren't you happy I had you do that? Because that is like the best birthday present ever? It really is. Can I also say too, I want to touch on numerology for a second Today's show. I'm big into that too, Like it's always weird to me out today's show. I just happened to notice it when I was writing up the show notes. Is season nineteen, episode nineteen on March the third, on three? Three?

40:23 Well, all of those. Are derivative numbers of Let me see if I can lift this. All of those are derivative threes. Yeah, so three is a very well wait, that's the California education kicking in. I'm not from California, Okay. So nineteen is not three's nine derivative nineteen? Sorry, I was thinking about March third, three to three. Yeah, okay, go, so those. Are those are threes. Nineteen is a one. Because I'm number one. One is a one is uh like a door opening kind of thing.

41:04 It's like. Like, uh, oh, you're you're on the right path, continue down that path, that journey, that's what one is. And we just had the aligning of the planets, which was really cool. I got pictures of all of it except except except my anus because I couldn't get a picture of my anis because it was too far away. Uh we lost her again. Yah, but what a great selfie that would be that right here where she's frozen. It's like, that's a perfect selfie that should be on her online dating profile. Right. No, uh, you're frozen again, but still higher see Okay, there we go. Yeah, so you were frozen, So it was I recommend that you screenshot that frozen and he as your online dating profile pick. Okay, But I did want to say something real quick about the planets. The planets have spiritual meaning in many religions, or the alignment of the planets that we just had had spiritual meaning in many religions and belief systems, including Hinduism, Buddhism, Christianity and Islam. It can represent a reminder of our connection to the universe, a time for reflection and a chance for growth. So it was right in line with what you just said. So I just gave you more of a birthday present right there. Okay, So everything is in

42:36 alignment for your success, Christine, including that selfie pick right there. Did we lose her again? I think we did. She frozen again? Okay, Well, at least she didn't freeze while she was given the reading. Okay. I think she went to the other dimension where they speak at different languages. She's in the spirit world, right, yeah, they speak like see in the spirit I do speak spirit world. It's like this, uh and. Uh oh.

43:16 Do you know what? You only get half of that because he's seen between worlds. Yeah, see exactly. Okay, so well for her to get. But you know, numerology is something interesting to me because like I do believe there are signs, and you know, numerology plays a part in that, like for me recently, like lately, like every time I look at the clock or the watch, it's either four four four five five five or three three three. Wow. And I thought he was gonna say, I thought he was gonna say, every time I look at the watch, it's four twenty. No. No, but it's always like a play on fours, fives or threes for me, like you know in this last couple of weeks.

44:01 Hey, yes, Christine one. When that happens, you have to stop and think, what was I just thinking about? What was I just focusing on? What was just going through my mind? Then you want to google four four four or three three three, and it will. It is a message from from your your your spirit guides or your angels. Or your ancestors that are telling you what you're thinking about. Is what you need to focus on for what that message is? Does that make sense? Oh? Okay, yeah, I did not know that. Yeah, you got it. That's actually a great info. Although you know my mind works at one thousand pays thoughts a minute. So yes, So here's what I got. Here's the message I got is that, yes, when you get those, you have to go straight down to Schaeffer's Drugs, you know, right there in the strip center in the snipe right, Yeah, go buy some lottery tickets.

44:58 Well if the message, yes, funny thing. Yes, okay, So here's what we'll do now. Every spiritual reader, tarot reader, psychic medium that's ever been on the Adventures of Pipe Man has given me a reading. And you're at an advantage because some of them you know me better than they do. Like I always when I was married with kids and I would go to like the fair, I would tell my wife, I'm like, here, take the kids away, here, hold on to me. It was the only time I ever took my wedding band off, and I would go just so I could see how real they were, because I would love it when they'd say you're gonna have two kids, Well I already have four.

45:43 And when they would say you're gonna be You're gonna be married? Oh really when? But anyway, so we stalled enough time so she could shuffle up those cards and put them down there. And is that the that the death card? No? No, I just had to say that from when you said about the perspective, and I agree with that. Like, you know what, any kind news, any kind message you're given, you have the choice of what perspective you want to put on that. And like, somebody can give me the worst news in the world and I will find a positive spin on. It, exactly so so Dean, this is an incredible card. Actually, this is the five of Cups.

46:32 This means that if you ever have a time where you are feeling a little overwhelmed or depressed or a little heavy, it just says that you have the ability to heal yourself. But lives me. That's I don't think that that's what this card is for today. I actually think that this one is also an inheritance card, but not from what is expected. It means. It means that you could inherit. M somebody's jacket. It could be right, it could be that you're inheriting a different show, another another podcaster from something else.

47:16 It could be it could be any anywhere along those lines. And can I comment to on it? Notice I'm a male and it's not the Queen of Cups. Okay, go on. The three cups is a celebration. It means it's a it's a shared joy, it's a it's a combination for friends to celebrate. The three cups is actually an accomplishment. Again, this one's about healing. Dean. See, I don't have a friend, so I think that's my three personalities. Actually it could be, but this.

47:58 This is a happy conclusion This is a gain of something. It doesn't have to be monetary. It's a gain of something. I'm going down to the hard rock and I'm gonna play craps. Okay, go ahead. This is a celebration of the conclusion, a happy ending to happy ending. I always do celebrating happy ending, that's for sure, right, Okay, hold on while I go book the massage for after the show. I'm gonna listen to that terot card. Okay, go ahead, okay, And then and then again. This one here is a group celebration. It's the Lord is that clouds now?

48:44 This one? Actually? Which way do I do? This? Is this better? Or this better? That's what she said. A lot of people this would symbolize a marriage. But marriage doesn't mean marriage between you know, somebody who's in love. It could be again, a new marriage. Well, there are people out there that marry their horse, so like it could be that. So you're going to acquire something. If something new is coming into your past, you're going to celebrate that. It is going to be a positive thing because it's going to accumulate into a marriage of goodness, you know what I mean, Like a business partnership or a new adventure that you are contemplating, it is going to in success and it is a paw a positive.

49:39 Could it be an adventure of pipeline the adventures of. I mean, are you considering any kind of new partnership or bringing on somebody new or going somewhere to consider a new level of your business. Well, there's always things going on. There's always things that we're looking to grow and build, and so yes, that stuff is going on. I'm just going to ask what is your fine? Oh what? Oh? Okay, here's your final outcome? Asy ones is an incredible card. It's the. Okay, yeah, here you go. It's the it's it's the leading here, let me turn around. It's the leading to the road of adventure. So this is an energy passion card.

50:31 This one here also means that a brilliant idea is going to be successful. So again you're you're it's saying, no, matter what's happening, if you're questioning, it's going to be a successful partnership coming together. All right, you know what I love about this? No, that could be in the next. Month, that could be in the next couple of days. Something will pop up. And if you're like, oh my God, it could very well be that that is telling you that it's the place you need to consider or going. You know what, Okay, do you know what I love about this card? She didn't pick it? A sail out of the deck.

51:13 Yeah, that's when it's good. That's when it's good. Okay, So yours all felt that's me. That's my energy right there. I made them fall out for sure. By the way, are you going on a trip team. I'm going on a lot of trips. I'm going to on the Pipe Man Radio tour. Uh oh, we lost her? Okay, okay, maybe you're going to get the opportunity. You might get the opportunity to up. You might be approached by somebody to do a collaboration on your trip. Nice, that's that is a successful journey across the ocean. Are you going overseas?

51:55 Oh? Yeah, well so I do download Bloodstock, helfest, probably do this one infest and pain, and then I'm doing I might be doing one down in Brazil, a festival in Brazil for the station, and that'll be my first time doing festival in South America. So that's cool. But yeah, and so real quick because we do have to go number one if I had a specific decision I had to make today that I have waffled on, what do the cars say? That decision should be. It said it was going to be a union of success.

52:36 You're going to have success with it. It's a good union. Nice Okay. So now more importantly, tell everybody how they can reach out to you. Connect you and socials on the web. Check out your show, check out your podcasts, check out everything you got except for the things you don't want to show. Them, right, fifty shades of bullshit or we're live every Thursday on K four HD radio and anywhere you listen to podcasts. You can reach me at fifty all right, bumped again fifty shades of fifty shades of bullshit at gmail dot com except for the shit has to be shyts fifty shades of Bullshe it's like she.

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54:12 Thanks for being here, Christine, Thanks for being here and being a good sport. You know where I put you on the spot, and you know how do you jump out of your comfort zone? That is motivation in my opinion, and Rebel, you're always a good sport. You may not be good at anything else, but you're a good sport. And one thanks for keeping us informed when Christine was doing her selfie shots on the show. And tune in tomorrow for travel Tuesday on the Adventures Pipe Man, and Wednesday for what the fuck Wednesday? We got some great shit going on one pm, same pipe channel, same pipe time, W four c Y Radio, W four cy dot com, Wait one Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin on w f c U I Radio