Test Show Turns Into Good Show While Pipeman Travels

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0:48 Why Coup America. It's time for the Adventures You'll Fight Man before see White I com list. Pm beach is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight Man. Yo. This is not the Adventures of fight Man. And this is not on W four c Y Radio at W four c Y dot com. And it is not one pm EA certain time either. So I'm just twitching out because I want to be on Twitch. So I was twitching to be on Twitch. And I have my Men in Black partner in crime over here studio. Not hello, hello, uh oh, Alexa was just talking to me. Let's see what Alexa has to say. Alexa Notification one notification.

1:52 Nice sounds like your makeup just arrived. It's it's actually my uh my dry wet trimmer, you know, so you can for wherever you want. It's got a bunch of attachments your nose, your nose, your ear, your your beard down there. Well, you wouldn't want to You wouldn't want to use the same machine for all of them, would you. Well, yeah, they're different, they're different attachments. Yeah, but if you shave down there, I don't like, I wouldn't shave my like treat my nose hairs with the same machine that I use for down there, you know what I mean?

2:34 Well, you just got to clean it thoroughly after every use. No, no, no, there's no cleaning in the world that's going to make me feel comfortable with that. It's just like alcohol. You just put alcohol on it. I mean, so what this is what? You're using the same thing to shave your butthole as your lip. I mean, it's just like the human centipede, that's all there's prepper pretty human. But yeah, but that that one was like your lips, someone else's butthole. That was a human centipede. Right, Well, this is your own basically, yeah, or your butthole was to somebody else's lips or both. There's a variety of choices in the human centipede, especially once you get up to like seventeen of them. Yeah. Can you imagine seventeen human beings walking around attached surgically attached, mouth to butthole. That's the human centipede. And if you haven't seen that movie, We're not just making this shit up, man, this is a real movie. And why they I want to know why they allow people to make movies like that or Saw or any of those movies, because all it does is give people ideas. Yep. Like I'm doing so much research right now. There's so many different ways that you can do things and learn from what works

4:07 and what doesn't work. Oh absolutely, I mean, like look at the show Dexter. Yeah, exactly, see, like there's a code as well as you you know what what about vigil Annie? I mean Dexter is kind of a vigil Annie. Who's vigil Annie? You don't know what a vigil Annie is? Have you been hanging out with Rebel too much in Louisiana? Is she like a virgin or something? She is the she's dead.

4:48 Are you saying a vigilante or vigil Annie? No vigil Annie, because she's dead, and she like she teaches people like who Wasn't and in It was It Bundy? She teaches serial killers like the ones that you know practice necrophilia. Okay, so she's a demon. She's not a demon, she's just dead. Then how does she teach people how to? She gets inside his head? Sounds like a demons of me?

5:29 Well, is it a demon or is it just the voices in your head? Like Son of Sam were the Dog's demons? Well, it did turn out to be a satanic cult, so I guess. So. I mean, I feel like that's a perfect excuse. You know, you blame it on something that no one can control. Do you know that I grew up with all of the most famous serial killers of all time pretty much? Okay, you guys went to school together or something like that. I just remember going I just remember being a kid and always seeing news about Son of Sam. And I always saw news about Ted Bundy and the Nightstalker and the Happy Face Killer and Charles Manson and like and the Zodiac Killer. Can't believe I'm forgetting that one with you know the show on the station that we're not even on right now. But we're not even on that station. Well, we are on that station if we decide to replay things or something like that, right what this might actually turn out to be a really good show too broadcast, to be honest. Not for my evacial Monday though, which was my initial intention. But this is definitely a maybe this is a relationship show. Let's call it a relationship show. Okay, the relation ships of stereo that stereo I'm thinking in

7:04 radio serial killers. But are there stereo killers? Well, if there was, do you Okay, I have a trivia question for you. Go for it. The term serial killer? Where did that start? Hmmm, that's a good question. I google, don't be google, and I see you going over to the keyboard. Don't be googling. It because before like, there was no such thing as like serial killers. You know. Now I would get away with a lot of things, So this must be something recent, right, like within the past fifty years.

7:45 Yes, it was Ted Bundy. Really, he's the reason there's a term serial killer. Huh. I did not know that. And he was You gotta think he was kind of cool though, because first of all everybody loved him while he was in prison for murdering, like brutally murdering and raping all these women and the necrophilia. He was getting like ton hundreds of love letters from women on the outside, Like how do guys have a chance when you know how many women I know that would actually write somebody in prison and be like in love with somebody in prison?

8:28 Oh same, I've I know people who literally started their relationship with someone who was already in prison before they met them. Right, it happens all the time. It's like, oh my god, women love Charles Manson, Like look at all these people. I mean, I think that's what happens is future serial killers. They look at these people as role models. I mean, look at Ted Bundy too. He was pretty slick. He was his own lawyer, he was going to law school. He had all these things, and then he escaped twice, not one, not just once, but twice. He even was so dedicated that the second time that he that he escaped, he stopped eating so that he could lose enough weight to get through this little hole to get out. Oh my god, motivation. I was wondering. I was waiting for this Okay, right now, as I'm talking to you, this is why I love why I love wearing the shades.

9:42 Because you think I'm looking at the camera right now, I'm looking out at the ocean because today it's kind of a rougher dat than usual, and I'm like, hmm, I wonder if today's a good day to go out, you know, in the water, and like, I'm not seeing great surf. But now I'm looking out and there's there's two surfers out there right now. They weren't there before. So that's given me hope that today might be the day we shall see. Okay, let's see. Uh, we'll do a play by play like what we're broadcasting live here from Singer Island where we are catching the Duo Surf Tournament's Duo Surf tournament. Because there's only two contestants, they're out there in the world, there's no lifeguard. The seas are kind of rough today, but the waves are not really forming. See if you can figure that out. Okay, So they're just sitting on their board waiting and waiting and waiting, and they might be waiting for hours. So I'm going to see how long they wait to decide whether and does look like they're wearing wet suits, so that that's also to turn to me. I hate wearing wetsuits and like absolutely hate it. Okay, who's calling? Okay, let's take a call. We have a caller from the audience. Hello, Hello, yes, hello, Hi.

11:14 Good morning. This is Joe calling to the Police Officers Support Association PACK. Oh that's great. The reason for the call is at the BY twenty seven organization which backs the rights to our law enforcement officers. I started its fun drive as reached out to everyone in the area to call. The drive is support legislators that will work to keep our communities safe and promote assistance to families of officers killed or injured in the line of duty. So, sir, when you receive your receipt and return envelope, can the organization count in your small, one time support? So can they count on your support? No, not at all. Defund the police to. Get Okay, the organization really needs your support the police.

11:55 I actually I actually need their support to be honest. So how much are you donating to my cause? I have a gofund me that it might go fund me. You could donate. Oh you should have said, I I believe we should be fund the police, not a fund them. Oh that would be good to. Scamer if I have ever heard one. Now here's the thing that's funny, as I was so thinking about, but any will I take eight chances of getting paid a visit? But oh wait, he's about to catch a wave. Wait he's paddling, and and and no it passes a mind. Okay, And so yeah, I was gonna say, I will only donate if the fallen officers are due to changing serial killers. But I thought that might be a bit much.

12:55 Well that that wouldn't be for that wouldn't be police officer, would it nothing? That would be a BI territory, whatn't it? You know? I just wanted to let them know that I was. That's actually a pretty good question. Only support the you know, the aerial illers. Because I think, yeah, I think FBI gets involved if it's like if he goes across multiple states. That's only if it's a female serial killer. Did you know that? Well, yeah, they have to inspect their body. But yeah, exactly. I wish Revel were here right now.

13:37 She'd still be trying to figure that one out. Oh for sure. But we didn't we didn't want to bother her right now I could have. Okay, So they're out there, they're out there waiting for waves, waiting for waves, waiting for waves, and it's like it would be a lot of work to go out there to not catch waves. Is basically I would have to put on the wet suit, which is that's working self, is is And it really sucks when you have to go to the bathroom, like you know, because you can't get that wet suit off fast enough. Man, here's some here's some news. You know what most surfers do, not the diapers? No, what are they actually just pee pee in the wet suit because they're out in the ocean.

14:31 I don't do that, doesn't it's yeah. Yeah, exactly, Oh we caught away if somebody called away when the one guy he caught away, yeah, he just finished it because they can't ride too far here because there's rocks. So that's the other part of it. Okay, that he's riding it for like what was that three seconds? You know, it's a lot of work to only ride for three seconds, I'm here to tell you. Because the paddling back. Out, ladies, huh, ladies, listen up. It's a lot of work to write it for three seconds. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You're on the ball man, But wait, is he gonna catch one? No, it's gonna just crash into him. Okay, So the wetsuit is a real pay ass.

15:21 And then because it's not like just putting on anything, this stuff like glues to your skin basically. So and that's the way it worked. And that like you can't get a bigger one that's looser. That kind of defeats the purpose of a wet suit. Okay, but I gotta tell you they work really great. Because one winter, you know how I always go someplace different. I think you were around for I can't remember, but I rented a house in North Carolina on the ocean where you with around during. That time, I don't think so, No.

16:04 Okay, so it must have been right before you. So because my kids were up in North Carolina, but I didn't want to be where they were, and so i'd just really kill her house I rented on the ocean, Like literally, I'd wake up in the morning it would be high tide and the ocean would be under my house, like it would literally I watch it come under the deck of my bedroom, Like I'd literally watched the way it come in, so that was kind of cool. But it was cold as fuck because it was winter. So I have this like heavy duty wetsuit with a hood that I got for specifically being there. Let me tell you something. It was like in the twenties outside and I like the low twenties, and I was in the water and I didn't feel anything like I was. I felt great. It's amazing how those things work. Have you ever worn a wet suit?

17:08 No? I have not, So how do they work though? Like do they just retain heat or. Well they block out the water, and they that's why it has to be so tight because it blocks out the water. But yeah, it just yeah, it keeps you insulated. It's like insulation. It's like this foamy stuff. Now during the summer times, during the summertimes, would it feel like extremely hot in there. In that one? Yeah? See they have different thicknesses, so that one, I think is like a five or six mil, which is for when it's super cold in the water. Okay, it depends you buyas I looked up what the temperature was for that water there at that time, and got a wet suit appropriate for that temperature because it's basically it's you can look up they have a chart where it says from this degree to this degree and not outside, but the actual water temperature. So uh, and it's different millimeters thickness. So I have a I have one for that's probably better for here, Like I wouldn't wear that one there, but you put the hood on and then I also have gloves, but I didn't need the gloves.

18:25 I also have socks and have booties, so you definitely use the booties. So between the booty and the wet suit, and the wet suit's over the booty, it keeps it keeps you, you know, completely dry pretty much. If you look up videos, there's people like up in you know, the near the North Pole and are surfing and they have icicles coming down their face. That's how That's how I holded it. But they're they're fine because it's weird because you would think that your face would get cold, and I didn't experience that. It didn't feel cold to me at all.

19:08 Uh. Here we got he's got something. Yeah, we're going to wait for that to be over and then we'll put it on. I found I don't know what where this is at. But it says he's one of the tallest waves in the world. Was it recently because somebody just surfed one recently. This may not be the most recent ones. That's probably Tahiti. There was one in Portugal. I think somebody surfed that was like one hundred and ten feet.

19:51 You know how brutal that white water is right there. You could easily drown and two seconds. That's so powerful. I should have slammed you right to the ground if you're not careful. Look at this angle though. Oh he did get hit by it, yeah, wow, And he stayed on. That was That's pretty good. He's a badass. Do do it looks like he's wearing gloves. He's geared up. Oh yeah, I mean this is supposed to be from the Guinness World Records.

20:38 Nice. So yeah. So then I would have to wax my board and that's work, and then I have to bring the board down thirty six flights of stairs, so that's a little bit of work. And then i'd have to, you know, when I'm done, then I have to clean the board. I have to you know, bring it back up thirty six flights of stairs. I have to get the wet suit off. I don't know how well you can see this, but this is a person here that's surfing. Oh I see that. It's one foot wave.

21:19 Yeah. I mean you have to be very careful because falling off at this moment here. Yeah, would have to die. Yeah, they would have like almost eighty feet worth of water falling down. There's no surfers, and the surfers have died doing that stuff. Yeah, I mean they look so dangerous. Oh, it's super dangerous. You know. Not many people can survive a wave that big. I mean, listen, I've been in waves that are two and three feet that have smashed me, so imagine that. I've also so check this out.

22:02 I was at Pipeline, which is one of the famous places, and they were supposed to have competition, but they canceled it because they had thirty five foot waves that day. It was so brutal, so brutal, like you could feel the power of it for miles away. It was at thirty five feet. Hey, we should wave? Yeah, exactly, all right, what else should we test before we get off of here? This was just a test of the emergency broadcast system.

22:43 If you thought this was a real show, it was not. It was a test of the emergency pipe Man system. Help me, what else can we do to cause me to freeze? Let's try to make me freeze? Now, how has it been the whole show? Well, it wasn't bad. I mean I think you only lagged once audio wise. Okay, So is that the best you've seen yet? Ever? Yeah? I would say that's still the best. This has This has been the best ever. Right now? Wow, I think we have a winner. Winter Winter Chicken Dinner.

23:32 All right, So uh okay, that was a cool sound. What do you think it's like. A good way to end the show, just that sound and then end the credits. Yeah, exactly. Okay, let's do it again. Okay, we're gonna end this show. That was not in the Adventures of pipe Man. Not on W four CY Radio, not W four c Y dot com.

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