The Bullshit Show 2026 - What Do You Think About ICE?

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0:48 Whyke up of America? It's time for the adventures. So Fight Man, I'm before Sephie. I com list. Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yoh, it's Wednesday. What the fuck okay? And what a show we're gonna have today, Because like last year, we did this like mock show that wasn't even live, and I ended up calling it the Bullshit Show. It was probably the best show it all year, it wasn't even live. So we're gonna try to do the Bullshit Show twenty twenty six, and we're gonna talk about a bunch of things, but we are definitely gonna talk about ice. Okay. So in that I want to bring up our pipe nuts. So let's bring up studio Nut and the best bullshit are in the business.

1:43 Bullshit Nut, Oh my goodness, And get a new name every time I. Know right and get better. Well, it only fits your personality, Rebel, because you tend to be different people different people, and nobody really knows who the real rebel is, so it just makes sense to change your name every time. Okay. So let me just also say that last night I was going on my walk and it started to rain. And what we what you would do in normal places when that happens, is you would and started to rain as soon as I left my place, you would just turn around and go back in.

2:31 Not me. Why because I live in South Florida, and so I knew that if I just kept walking, I would walk right out of the rain. That's that is exactly what happened. Five minutes later, I was in the rain anymore. Now, for those of you that don't understand, that doesn't mean the rain stopped, okay, It just means it was behind me now, okay, And yes, I did have to encounter it when I got back. But you know, because it is strange here in South Florida. For those of you that don't know, I'm not even joking about this. You could stand on one side of the street, perfectly dry, and it could be raining on the other side of the street torrential downpour, and you'll be perfectly dry, and you could laugh at all the people on the other side of the street. I mean, it gives a whole new meaning to the wrong side of tracks.

3:32 But if everybody switched over, would things tilt? You know? That depends if you're a flat eartheror you might think that's definitely the case. I think it would be more like you know those hamster wheels where they're raining in the wheel and they're not gaining anywhere, but the wheels spin around. I think that's what it would be. You'd be like running off over the top of Earth and like on a on a hamster wheel. Okay, fair enough. Does anybody know what that is? That's a comment. It's such a small icon picture. I came and see what it is. Can you tell? Since since one has glasses on, maybe he can tell.

4:19 It's a face. It looks like a person with a purple mustache and a purple beanie. H A purple mustache looks perfect to me, so it's probably an avatar. I don't know. I can't even see what y'all are seeing. So I've seen the picture, but it's so tiny I would need a magnifying glass to see it. It's just a crop out of like the face. What your phone's for? See? Like, now I'm gonna take my phone and I'm going to zoom all the way in. Oh, I know what it is? Now? What is that? It looks like? Well, maybe it's either a purple Russian or it actually looks like it's Edgar Allan Poe with purple.

5:11 Hair, specifically Edgar Allen Poe. Yeah. Yeah, And I'll tell you the reason I know that. I've been watching this show recently. I can't even remember the name of it right now, but it has Kevin Bacon in it, so figure it's one of a million movies or shows, like everybody's been on a show with Kevin Bacon or a movie. But basically, there's a serial killer and he has these people dressing up in mass that look like egg groud Poe because everything he's doing for his serial killing is based on Edgar Allen Poe's writings. Nice. Yeah, it's always good when you can take some creative artist and turn it into serial killing. I think it's beautiful.

6:05 It's a beautiful thing. Okay, So let me just say, I want to ask you guys a question. Okay, and this might you know, this might tell a lot about you guys, But I want to know what do you think? I mean? Oh before, like if you see my my background, which I'm going to put me up full so you can see it, well you can't. Well we see, so that bullshit button. I have one of those. There, we I have one of those, but it doesn't work anymore. It's one of my props I have to find. I haven't been able to find a new one. You know what the funny thing is about that, Well, the fact that he doesn't work. It's bullshit.

6:50 So it was great Rebel remembers when when you know, I would push that bullshit button during the show. Now I have this and said, bull that's the world I live in now, blah blah blah, because everybody's bullshit that comes out of their mouth. It's a bunch of bullshit, and I'm sick of listening to it like it's really I shared something today. Okay, I got to read it so I get word for word, but I shared it from somebody else. I'm like, that is so on point the way I think. Okay, and it says, stop being democrat or Republican, be honest, have morals, show empathy, value integrity, simply be a good human. What a fucking concept? Man like, because any of the extreme politicians have none of those things, or extreme politically motivated clan members, cult members, whatever you want to call them, and they're on all sides. I also saw somebody that was really stupid that posted a comment about you know again political, about independence or just independent, because they what was it? They have no opinions, Like moron, It's the exact opposite. Okay, if you're just one side or the other staunchly no matter what, no matter who the candidate is, no matter who the policy is, then you you are the one that has no opinions because

8:25 you're just following everybody else's opinion. You're picking a side, and no matter what, you're just gonna follow what everybody else says. All these people that are extremely into politics or obsessed with politics, I find them all to be followers, not leaders, okay, because leaders leaders would not just stick to one side on everything. They would have their own opinion. And that's what independents are. They have their own opinion and they don't care if it's red or blue. It's their opinion. And this came about there's so much bullshit on the internet. There's so much bullshit on social media.

9:06 This came about that person said that because somebody else posted that there's this poll that like twice as many independents, there's twice as many independents now, and then Democrats or Republicans. Hey, moron, I don't know where you got that poll, but you better buy a different box of cereal, okay, because that prize was faulty. You know, get another happy meal at McDonald's and get a different prize. Because listen, if that were the case, we would have elected an independent president by now. Okay. Like, the reason why people say don't vote an independent because you'll ruin the re election is because there's not enough people that are independent. Hey, okay, moron, if there is a poll, it doesn't mean it's factual. Well, do you know you could ask three people and that's a pole. Okay. You could ask your friends who all agree with you, and that's a pole. Okay. If you want a true pole that's factual, then everybody in the United States would that be required to true, honestly answer this pole, and then you will get some truth and facts.

10:24 And I want to know why my finger on the bullshit button, the way it's positioned, the way one has me positioned here in this scenario looks like a penis. Okay, because it's the bullshit show it. Oh no, look look I hit it with my head, rebel, there's that. I don't see it looking like a penis. But you know, yeah, come on, look at the one right by my ear. It could look like a penis or an ice cream cone. One smaller one maybe, I mean, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The smaller one. It looks like a penis or an ice cream cone. Why don't it two? Okay, give you that from a distance. That's why I use that. That's why I use that finger to you know, please people, well god Lord, because it's more.

11:13 Oh, I know who I'm not shaking hands with anymore. See there you go where that han's been? Okay, So here back to my question. Okay, First of all, I really I need somebody find me, Rebel and get me and have it delivered to a studio. Another bullshit button, Okay, I need that in my life. What kind of show can I have with a bullshit button? Especially this show? Okay? And I also need I gotta see if it's berries. We need to fix the orgasm in the can, the miracle orgasm in the can. Like none of my props working where except this one that's got sick of hearing me. Okay.

12:02 So here's my question for you guys. Are you ready ready? Okay? You like how I'm swinging around. That's pretty cool. That's not the amusement park ride. That's just the camera. Okay. So when you saw the email I sent you guys of what the show is going to be about today and when I talked about okay, so let's read what it said in the show. Does anybody have that handy? If not, I'll pull it up I do. Okay, read the description. Read the description of today's show for me, Rebel, please, and then we're going to see your Louisiana education once again.

12:44 We need to have it at least once a show. Are you ready, I'm ready. Bullshit Show twenty twenty six. What do you think about Ice? Season twenty, episode five? The Bullshit Show was such a hit that we brought it. Back two. This four five, it's probably from twenty twenty five. We will talk about ice and all the things that ice can do. What are the different types of ice? What do we think of ice? Not much? Really? Do you want me to continue or yeah? Yeah, yeah, anything I'm gonna do with ice? Keep reading? That was it? That's all Ice?

13:25 Okay, So question We'll start with you, Rebel. Okay, please, what do you think this show is going to be about? When you read that? Ice? Oh my god, you know me too well. Ice, You can't even not yet, you know me too well. Because I just wanted to fuck with everybody because they're all thinking I'm gonna talk about what everybody else in the news is talking about. Nope, nope, nope, I'm not that stupid, because next a piece of ice o land on my head or something. Okay, so I'm not going there. Okay, but yeah, Ice, come on, man, let's let's make ice a positive thing. Okay, what is it? What can ice do? Rebel?

14:20 Tell us what ice is? Drink. It can be fun sexually, it's. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's go back. Okay, tell us about this fun sexually thing, because I think some males out there in the audience need to get educated because you're a female telling people that you like ice in your sexual escapades. So tell I, like I said, it can be used in sexual. Well, only a person that has used it would think of that, because I never even thought of that. Okay, to me, ice means to a guy, ice means.

15:02 And if you have it in your mouth when you go to anything, it could down, but it could ultimately be fun. Okay, so tell us about that which part. Just tell us what you do with ice sexually. I don't even know what. You can put a few pieces in your mouth. It works really good, not with these big pieces of ice, but when you know some people have those little bitty balls. I was going to say, wait, wait, wait, I was gonna say, don't say crushed dice, because to me, crushed dice would be painful. Okay. It's kind of like chunky peanut butter. And you're wondering why I bring up chunky peanut butter because crunchy, chunky whatever what now? You know you don't want to salt that the peanut butter is fat, so you gotta call it crunchy now instead, Chu.

15:58 Because kunky peanut butter actually has chunks of maybe like peanut butter, fudge or something in it, and nobody really knows about that brand. That's for that's for anal play. Okay, rebel, Well he said say it again, chunks of what? Like I just thought of fudge packing when you said chunks of Oh wow, okay, yeah no, so uh wait a minute, So what was I gonna ask now? Why to have to do with dicen peanut? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the crunchy peanut butter. Okay, So we've talked about this on the show before, but I guess for anybody that hasn't heard it before, my way of learning the Birds and the Bees had to do with bananas and peanut butter. And it was basically two of my brothers and they were talking about, you know, sexual escape aids that I should learn about. And why why my brothers talked about to taking a banana and put in up a huh like a banana split type of thing.

17:11 Uh. But A true banana split would mean you'd cut the banana in half and put one side up to huh and one side up the butthole. Just say it okay, but uh, you know, okay. So but my other brother' is like, oh you think that's bad. I had a girl put peanut butter on my penis and then suck it off. But I don't recommend it because it was crunchy peanut butter and it's kind of painful only. If she too. So that's why I think crushed ice would be kind of painful. No, you don't have to chew it. If that if that chunky or crunchy stuff is rubbing, like you have their peanuts, that's what it is. You go rub peanuts on your penuts. Rebel, you don't have peanuts.

18:07 I don't have anything he. Wants to rub it on. Oh well, none of my boyfriends are gonna allow that to happen, so there allow it if it doesn't hurt, if you're doing it a way, if you're if you're doing it right, rebel, they're allow it. There is no right way. There is no right way. The only thing they don't like is. Enough when they have callouses on your hand, go ahead, And. The only thing they don't like is when you're trying to choose the peanuts as you're licking them off. Don't do that. No, they chew the peanuts because then the peanuts don't scrape my peepee. You don't want them chewing it while it's in their mouths.

18:51 Well, yeah, if they can chew it separately, kind of like tie in a cherry string with their tongue. They have to know what they're doing. Okay, it's that's simple. But maybe they like chafing. Maybe like that, they liked the scraping, and maybe draw some blood because then they get the taste of blood. I didn't know, By the way, I didn't know a female who used to do a show on this station who used to come into the studio who definitely likes doing sexual escapades being cut up by a knife and punched in the face. Oh so, would that be considered being a masochist or would that be like a step above that.

19:38 I think it's just psycho that's all. But well, let me ask you a question. If a woman told you this is what she wanted you to do to her, what would you do? I would call nine one one because as the fastest way of going to jail if I didn't go through with it, just not a restraining order right away. By the way, there's a reason why the pipe man doesn't like therapists because they're all batshit crazy and this person was a therapist. Well it takes one to know one right.

20:19 Exactly. But yeah, I mean, like you ever notice that therapists are the most crazy sexually. Have you ever had that experience? Because they're crazy? Anyway, you have to be crazy, say and listen to that stuff all day. Yeah, it'd have to drive you crazy. I mean, come on, I mean, if not crazy, it gives you ideas because you're listening to the people's experience and think of. If anybody argues with me. Uh go watch about Harley Quinn and Joker. Okay, Like in every movie it's always the therapist that ends up the psych Go serial killer Okay, come on, they don't just grab that shit out thin air.

21:05 Every TV show, every movie, in my opinion, either is drawn from real life or is a prediction of future real life terminator. I mean, you have to look at it the way that, like just from a logic perspective, you know, like if something you see becomes like a natural reoccurrence, then you can draw from that and then create a storyline, like you don't necessarily have to create it, like just from the blue of Like something that's non existent usually comes from past experience or someone else's experience. Well, think about Okay, so let's take good stuff a post about stuff for a second. And you know, basically, if you were to watch a movie about how to like let's say you were watching Star Trek where they were having video calling, which at that time that was sci fi and like, oh, I'll never happen. The smart people look at stuff like that and they're like, I'm going to figure out how to do that, and that's how it happens now. On the other hand, there's also some things in movie and TV that's already happening that they just want us to become accustomed to and comfortable with, so they program us through that, and then when it happens in real life, we're already used to it. Okay, sorry, say.

22:34 It again, Simpson anything on the Simpsons, I'm sorry. And actually more Family Guy even more so. We just had this discussion last night actually because I mentioned the Simpsons, but they were like, yeah, but Family Guy even more. You ever watch Family Guy? You guys, yes, how about you? One? Family Guy has the most current events stuff and posts the most fun at is like brilliant of the stuff that's in there that you might not even notice unless you're paying attention. I think the Simpsons is that way too. There was something that and they all predict something. What happened on the Simpsons. The Simpsons have. Been predicting things since they've been around.

23:17 Yeah, exactly. So you know, just if stop watching Fox News, stop watching MSNBC, and just watch The Simpsons and Family Guy, and you'll get all of your political information you need. It's got to be less crazy and more intellectual than what people are spreading around now. Like got say, there's a movie that came out in twenty eleven. It's called Contagion. Oh yeah, and it's like down to the te for what happened in twenty twenty. Well, you know what else is COVID too. I'll say COVID because I'm not sayingthing bad about COVID, So YouTube can't do shit to me because I ain't saying anything bad about cod OVID, but.

24:01 I keep saying it. That's gonna be a flag. Yeah, right, but watch Demolition Man. Have you watched that one? I have not. No, you guys got watched Demolition Man. It's with Sandra Bullock, Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, and basically the the movie is about Wesley Snipes was this master criminal and then you know, Sylvester Stallone was the you know, police officer that went after him all the time, you know, the typical movie plot. And uh so they were both frozen and then they were woken up in the future time and Sandra Bullocks in the future time and basically in the future time they come there's no it's illegal to exchange bodylea fluids in any way, so like everything done by machines. So it's like a combination of covid and AI.

25:06 If you took covid AI and had a baby, it'd beat this movie. Okay, well, I. Can see why I haven't. I haven't seen this one before. It's before my time. You gotta watch it, though, Okay, because it's totally like what heror is it from ninety three? Yeah, think of the genius in ninety three of this movie after you watch this, because it's basically like even sex was done through virtual reality, it wasn't done. You can it was illegal to actually exchange the bodily fluids kissing. You didn't do none of that stuff. Would you have be transferred to like VR goggles that we have now?

25:46 No? No, no, like actual virtual advance more advanced? Yeah, more advanced. So basically we're getting rebels comprehension that advanced. I don't think. I don't think I've seen that movie. But it does sound familiar, like if you notice a lot of movies will put familiar things in it because I think something with Will Smith, I robot or. Something like that. Yeah, I robot. Yeah that's another example. Well he also made I am Legend, so let's hope he doesn't come to that. Yeah, but how cool would that be to be able to jump on the ground and punch it and like everything else? I would love that, Like I need a superpower, man.

26:29 I mean, I have superpowers, but I need some new ones. What do you mean superpower? Uh? Like able to uh jump a pile of ice in a single bound. Oh, you're talking about Hancock. That's a different movie. I was talking about it. I Am Legend, the one with the zombies. Oh, No, No, I'm not talking about a gay movie. No, that that was the name of Will Smith. This movie Hancock where he has like powers or whatever. No, No, his movies handcock, not handcock. I've heard you say handcock. I didn't say it with a D. Maybe it's I mean the Latino accent.

27:11 Or maybe it's just your mind going to the gutter has always. Well, no, maybe it was. I I think it was really rebel putting it in my mind, because you know, rebel is the epidome. Yeah, it's not supposed to the d's not supposed to get into mind, Rebel. Somebody needs to teach you about the birds and the bees. Seriously. Okay, that's your That's a fine education for you. Yeah. Yeah, if it fits in your ear to get to get to your mind, you might not want it. Rebel just saying it's not going to do much in your Whoha then, but maybe you don't care about your who haa.

27:54 I don't know. We got a hater, We got rebel hater. Here comes the rebel hater. No, I think this is someone that knows her personally. Well. Not only does her my living the gutter, but she lives in Louisiana. So it's like her whole body's in the gutter all the time. Her mind is the gutter. I mean, listen, what is a by you? But just then above ground sewer system. Wow, okay, let's go back to ice. Okay, So hypothetically, hypothetically, I just want to know, hypothetically, if you were attempted to be run over but not really because you can move out away, would you get charged if you threw ice at that person and the ice ended up to where it went under their foot and they slipped and ended up under the car and it ran it over and ran them over, then.

29:18 What then all state has your back? Mayhem. I have another question too, when somebody says after doing stuff that you're a fucking bitch, is that because you didn't put ice in their soda? It really depends on the circumstances, I mean seriously, because sometimes people complain about too much ice. Depends on where you're at. Yeah, well, and like so my question is if they are ice, does that mean they're hard all the time?

30:12 No, because it's cold right start off that way, But ice is cold, so I wouldn't think No. I think we need to get mister freeze on the show personally. Now that see, that's what you should do. Okay, why don't you just take all of the water agents and turn them into mister freeze. That would solve all the problems. I'm gonna I'm gonna write to my president and suggest that maybe I'll just maybe I'll just have one of our show hosts do that one that writes the president all the time on.

30:54 A regular basis. It's kind of so speaking of ice, Okay, they say, baby, what do you think of ice that are of color? Well? You, I mean, it could come in different flavors, but it depends on what you're drinking. Yeah, what about the ones and like the rave clubs? What about the ones in the rave clubs that they light up different colors? That you could do that that with this one? If you guys can see, it's an actual Oh I'm glad you put it up close because when you're holding back, it looked like a ballsack. Actually, And I'm like, why you want why you make an ice rebel that looks like a ball sack?

31:51 No? No, no, The bottom part is that how you define blue balls? Is that what it is? No? But now I need to get the one that does shape it like a ball. That's going to be fun. Beware, let's take a break from bullshit and a break. Well, we got some bullshit going on, but let's take a break from ice for a bit and go back to your notes, Rebel of the email, and let's let's go to your section of the show and let's find out what the fuck day it is? Oh, well, the fuck day it is? It is the Syrian section day. Wait wait wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait say that again, the Syrian section day. Where did you see that? That's not in the email.

32:46 You asked me what day? Oh you want a specific day? That you said, yeah, and then we'll do yours. We'll go to yours. But the ones are in the email. That's I think one. Did I just say about having her email notes? I think it says, let's see what Rebel has to say about what national day it is. Let's see if she even knows what ratification day is. Yes, I want to wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's stop there. I want to hear from you like I'm like one too. I have full faith that between the time the email happened in the show, if you didn't know what it was. You googled it? I know you didn't. One would have. Okay, so he's doing it right now. I don't care if he's doing it right now.

33:31 But I'm saying, like, you should have known meta from that email to know, because I bet you you don't even know what that is to you. Tell us what you think that is. Yeah, tell us what you think that is. You're a litui easy and education. I would think that it was something to do with moonshine. Oh yeah, are you? Is that your final answer? Don't give me a minute and I'll google it and I'll tell you. Yes, that's you freaking idiot. Like, what is it that they teach you people in Louisiana. Apparently, Raification Day, which is today, commemorates the United States Congress's official approval of the Treaty of Paris in seventeen eighty four, formally ending the American Revolutionary War, establishing the US as an independent nation. This is why I get so pissed off at people that live in the South that call themselves patriots.

34:31 They don't even know when the Revolutionary War ended and the US started as a nation. Jesus rebel, I mean we die Christopher was Mexican and he knew that. Oh he did. He looked it up. It was googling. But no, he had to know it because his ancestors. That was the day they got worried that the Gulf of Mexico was going to be renamed to the Gulf of a America. That just recently happened. I know they waited. That's how dumb they are. They wait two hundred and fifty years to do it. Happened.

35:12 When I say dumb, I'm not referring to Mexicans, because they wouldn't be dumb enough to change it to the name Gulf of America. Well, that's why you say they waited two hundred and fifty years to do it. It was implied, Yeah exactly. Oh my god, I knew she wouldn't know. I knew she wouldn't know, and that like, it's such an important day. Okay, let's okay, before we go on to the rested, i'd listen. Well, you give us the stupid ones you came up with. Let's see how important they are. Okay, So I'm. Gonna save the best for last International Kite Day, National Dress Up Your Pet Day, National Hot Pastromi Sandwich Day.

35:52 Ooh that sounds good. I'm hungry. Organize your home day, take a mission time, take a missionary to lunch. Know, thank you? All right? Hold on, hold on one second. I want to talk about a couple of those real quick. Okay, the national dress up your Pet Day. As soon as I thought, I was like shit, why wasn't that Monday? That would have been perfect with the Guru? Okay? And then what was the one you said after that? One? After dress up your Day? Yeah? Hot Pastrami Day like another example of you freaking people stealing Jewish customs from us like age and only giving it one day. Like in the Bible, there's six hundred and thirteen commandments, Christians decide, let's just pick the top ten. We don't care about the rest.

36:43 So herere you go again. Hot Pastrami Day is made one day a year. Listen, Jews will celebrate that every single day except me. I'm the only Jew on earth that doesn't like pastrami or cornbeef. So I don't know whatever. Maybe maybe I do have a little bit of South in me. I don't know. I highly I highly doubt it though, Okay, go on, rebel what are your other ones, because you just finished mine. My favorite one for the day is Feast of the Ass. Well, we need to bring doctor and the butthole doctor on to talk about that. Absolutely okay, So so what what's the name of the day today? Say it again, the butt day, Feast of the ass, Feast of the ass. Okay, so hold on a second, let's see if this works. God, I gotta make a phone call. Gonna make a phone call.

37:59 People should know better. Yeah, this happens. He's playing on his phone. Mm hmmm while he plays on his phone. Wait, we can't wait. You can't talk over the ringing rebel. Like the people listening out there, they don't. You know. It's funny when I did see that comment at first, because we're near Jupiter, Florida, I thought Chase had said rebel's mind lives in the Jupiter, and we do say down here that girls are stupid in Jupiter. It's true because he rhymes at least have a she should at least have a voicemail, so I can leave it on voicemail.

38:51 Oh well, I can't do it. Okay, hear what I know what I'll do. I'm just gonna I'm gonna do like a voice message. We are calling you from the Avengers a pipe man radio show because we need the expertise. What is it the butt whole day of the Feast of the Ass day, And I just want to know if you feast on somebody's ass, is it good for you health wise according to natural health doctors. Thank you very much. Let's see. I'm going to play back see if it actually worked. Hold on, I've never done it people.

39:50 Oh it's perfect, I love it. Okay, good, Okay, now she's gonna be calling me. Today would be the day to play the human centipede, right, oh. Yeah, today? Oh yeah, oh yeah, today is the official human sentipeed day. Okay, So here's what I want you to do. One, here's what I want you to do. Let me see if it's possible. Hold on, let me see if it's possible. Okay. What were you going to say before, rebel, I'll let you say it right now. While I'm looking for that. I was just talking in general. So we didn't have dead air. Oh no, that's not dead air. If you hear a phone ringing, it's on the air. What we didn't hear it.

40:36 That's why I was talking. Yeah, it was in the mic. Turned your fucking ears on, man, Okay, so I want to know. Damn. I was trying to find a picture of Human Centipede two, but I guess they don't allow any of those pictures. Let's see what else I can find here. Uh. I don't even think we can play a clip from the movie because I think the movie is like outlawed in the United States. So that's why we're all doing this show today from Costa Rica Live, because like they don't really care if you have a human savvy. Oh here's a good one, I got. I got a good one.

41:31 All right, Let's see if I can play this somehow. I'm gonna give it. Oh, you're gonna love this. Okay. I'm gonna give this t one and you can pull it up for us. Okay. Oh look, I could do separate private Is it the fact that I can do separate private chats? Now? Or that's all you can do? Did you notice that? Yeah, they brought it back again. We had it, then we lost it, now now it's back. I don't see it. Oh, there you go. You have to just click on the studio chat. Okay, all right, so pull that up and for us to play on the show if you can there one that'll be. We're playing a little clip from Human centiped two people. So stay tuned by the way while we're doing that. While you're looking that up, I think we got some ticket giveaways to handle. Okay, we're giving away tickets to two music festivals by DWP. We're going to play both those commercials now instead of me telling you to name and then you DM me the pipe Man anywhere at pipe Man Radio on A and my socials and you can be entered to win tickets. Tell us which festival you want, We'll enter you in the contest to win tickets full weekend passes to either one of these festivals. Roll it one,

43:02 It's alrighty hold on, Oh wait, then, I don't want you to roll that. I'll roll it. I wanted to roll a commercial, okay, so I'll roll a commercial. The Sonic Temple Hard and Music Festival returns May fourteen through seventeen with my Chemical Romance. Tool, Bring Me the Horizon. And Shine down the Plus Fierce the Veil Looks, Charlotte, the Offsprings, Thelime God Smack Breaking, Benjamin Marilyn Manson and so many more. Sonic Temple in Columbus, Ohio, May fourteen to seventeen passes on sale now for his low as one dollar down at Sonic Temple Festival dot com. Welcome to Rockville returns to Dayton International Speedaway May seven through ten with food Fighters.

43:51 My Chemical Romance gun said Roses, and. Bring me the Horizon plus story styled five Finger Dead on seeing King Venient, I Data Remember too, Snatt and so many more. Welcome to rock. Film May seventy t passes on sale now for as low as one dollars down, and Welcome to Rockville dot com. I sure hope. Okay, So there's been some downtime since the time that Dave Kroll got into all that drama with a gain ice thrown at him or something about paint. I don't know what were you saying to do with ice, rebel. I think that's why he did. He did something with ice in his mouth. I don't know. But anyway, uh, because he is one of the nicest guys, and I think that's one of the problems now today is like dredging up stuff that didn't mean something at one point and does now. I don't know it just I don't know.

44:49 You shouldn't talk about something that happened thirty forty years ago and make it like the person's the same or whatever. But I'm curious to see what the reception will be when Food Fighters play, and I hope it's a good one because it's been a rough couple of years for them, and uh, hey, you know we love Dave Grohl. He's a good guy. So maybe it's not now, I don't know. No, I'm just kidding. He's a good guy. Uh So meanwhile, okay, let's go to the Let's do it one. Let's roll that human simpede to b roll this Halloween. Crawling as a team with the Human Centipede kids group costume, four soft squishy segments, tuck away the pads, and spectacular style made just for ages eight.

45:34 And up. With all my grandchildren. That would be the perfect now here's the question. If these kids show up to my house, who do I give the candy too? And then he takes a bite? You don't want to leave anybody out, Like. It's like, here's one share the one. That has the pooper scooper when it comes out the other end, and like, do you have to pick up after your human cimpede like you do a dog that I'd like to know inquiry minds or really want to know.

46:21 Why not and what does it look like when he gets to the end. My question is is if you went to like a and I don't mean any offense anybody, because most of the people that are they're good people, may not go to these places. Maybe they do, I don't know. But if you went to a gay bath house, do they try to simulate the human centipede? What is that? Did you say a gay bath house? Yeah, let's let's what's never heard this before? What is this? Come on? Come on, you live in South Florida. How do you not know what that is? This is the land of everything there is? Okay, So I can't believe. I love the definition it gives for it. So, oh wait, maybe I have to put in I just put in bath house.

47:15 Maybe if I put gay bathouse, that's a different description. I put in gay bath house. It didn't give a description. It just gave a listing of all the locations here in South Florida. Okay, ready, okay, we're gonna get some free promo. Okay for this is okay, now here this will definitely make Rebel feel good and long feel very uneducated, because there's when I Google gay bath house, I just put I put Google gay bath house. I don't know why I put the Google in the beginning, but uh, it came up with Club Fort Laurdelle, Clubhouse, to Club Aqua, Miami Men's on A Hotel, Gathering Club Orlando, three two one, Slammer, Tampa Men's Club, Miami Beach, Brothas, Bruthos, Brothos. I guess if it's not women, it's not brothel, it's a. It's a it's a bro brothyol. I don't know. So let's see if I take Google out of that, what it does?

48:16 Oh yeah, it lists it lists them in more. Oh then it was Sunny Day, Sauna's, Cabana's Guesthouse, and Spa. Like if you put Google in the name, those are the only the Google promoted gay bath houses. Okay, it's very important. We know the difference. Now these are the ones that are not Google promoted, but they're in Google and that. Let's see Babylon Men's Spa, Tampa Men's Club, the Grand Men's Spa, Saunas by Design LLC, the Grand Resort, Spa, Wilton Man Massage, fifty two, NV Salt Sauna and Spa ans Attach Group LLC. That's a group one, Yeah, and Worthington Resort. These are all South Florida, Okay, most of which in the Fort Laurerdale area, I must say, uh, but and there's only one in Orlando, one in Tampa.

49:15 There's there's one two, three, four, five, six, seven eight in the Fort Laurerdale area, and then there's two in the Palm Beach County. Well, no, there's none in the Palm Beach County area. There's two in the Treasure Coast area, so between Port Saint Luci and Cocoa Beach. Okay, So have you not lived here long? Wan? I don't get it. No, I just don't go to those types of places, or even hang out with people who go to those types of places. I've never heard of anything remotely similar to that. You know how I first were I'll tell you after I do this, I'm going to tell you how I first heard about it, and then we'll aft the end the show. But now I'm going to type in what is a gay Bye bath house? And it still comes lists all that they're pretty good advertisers those gay bathhouses, Like, no matter what I type, the list of them just comes up. Because when you just type in bathhouse, like I have to put the Google in. I guess this time it's not doing it before. Oh places. Okay, so let's go to all and let's go to gay bath house?

50:27 What is? What is a gay bath house? A gay bathouse is a venue also called a gay sauna, offering communal facilities like steam rooms, saunas, and pools, primarily for gay and bisexual men to socialize, relax, and engage in sexual activity in a dedicated, often discrete environment with amnis like private rooms for hire. While historically focused on hygiene, today they fund as licensed sex venues. Wait this is legal. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm legal. I'll tell you why it's legal.

51:08 A second sopvs. Providing a physical space to meet others beyond apps, with varying levels of inclusivity of different genders and identity. So it's very twenty twenty five. I mean, and there is a video if you want visual introduction. No no, no, no, I'm okay, I am okay, okay. So what what they offer communal areas, private spaces, amenities atmosphere. How do they work? Check in, pay an entry fee at the front desk. That's how it's legal. By way, Get a locker key and a towel. Okay, yeah, a locker key. Intell what's different from this than a dungeon and prepare, prepare, change, shower and use douching facilities if desired.

52:01 But you didn't know gay guys, douche did you on? I didn't know anything about this. This is the first time I'm hearing this. But it makes sense that it's legal because you're not paying for the activity. You're paying for the. Well not even the rental. You're paying as a membership. It's a private club. Wait, this is a monthly membership. No, okay, so this. Is annual daily, Its annual for the frequent flyers. This is your annual Explore how they work? Explore move freely between communal areas or rent a private room, socialized play me others for conversation or sexual activity, respecting consent and boundaries.

52:46 So they do have boundaries. But you know, there's also actually some of them have closed down South Florida because hetero is not as as in vogue anymore. But they're they're used to be a lot of sex clubs in South Florida too that were not gay gay sex clubs. They are straight sex clubs for swingers. But sins being straight is no longer trendy and in style. They're closing down and it appears they're opening more of these other ones. So anybody out there, if you're interested in as, come on down to Florida. It's the only free state. I don't know, it feels like to me, it sounds like that's like, uh, a sure way of getting an STD.

53:34 Well, yes, it's like it's real life humans. And the. Reason why I mentioned that is do they make you sign a waiver if you contract anything, sign. Your life away and that they don't even know what you're doing and blah blah blah. Well, I know they're not going to say we on you're first born because it's a gay club. Or if you get a towel because you're not allowed to wear clothes because. Like either towel optional or do you still have to take it with you? Well, you probably have to use in certain areas because if there's anything like the regular sex clubs, like you, there are certain rooms that you can't even have the towel on.

54:20 Oh, so this is like a rules for the other rooms. This is like a reverse smoking areas at Disney. Yeah, exactly exactly. This is for the fast pass if you don't have a towel. If you don't have a towel, you have fast paths. You said fast pass with that, But the f is islan. We'll have to do another bullshit show because he's just worked out very well, and you guys got to go because you both got engineer some other shows right now. Yes, so this is all a bunch of bullshit, And thanks for listenay my bullshit, thanks for taking my bullshit. And you know what.

55:00 Ice is, king only if it's in your mouth, take that with you because this has been the bullshit of pipe mad here on W four CY Radio. And I don't even know what to say anymore. Now, just tune in next week for more. Maybe next week I'll just be all serious. Maybe you'll just never know what to expect when you come on my show, because it is what's the slogan rebel WTF? No, No, the slogan to the show is where who knows and anything goes. So just tune in to find out if you get if you get bullshit pipe man or serious pipe man, you'll find out one pm Eastern Time, W four CY Radio, W four Cy Radio, W four Cy Radio, W four Cy Radio. Thanks for let's say Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on w for c u I Radio