July 20, 2026

The Pipeman is Paroled & Is Now Getting Deported + Oh My Baby With The Pet Health Guru

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Season 20

Pipeman is back from the last stop of The Pipeman Radio Tour and we are here for Season 20, Episode 64 of The Adventures of Pipeman here on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

After a late night at Inkcarceration, The Pipeman finally paroled from Shawshank Prison (or maybe he escaped shhh!) and left his cell at 3am for the airport and just landed in West Palm Beach so I can head straight from the airport to the studio for The Adventures of Pipeman live at 1pm ET on www.w4cy.com.

On the 1st half of the show it will be all about live music, recap of Inkcarceration and what an adventure it was plus the next stops on the #pipemanradiotour and a major festival announcement plus some ticket contests. Is Pipeman now getting deported. Let's find out.

On the 2nd part of the show we will have our resident pet health expert The Pet Health Guru and Oh my baby… Bill will give tips on raising your precious pets from a young age to senior.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes.”

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Hi youlunto censure.

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W bring you your.

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Whake up America.

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It's time for the adventures so fipe Man on TV.

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Before see why I'm com list Pompass number one internet

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radio station.

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Here's your host, the Pipe.

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Man, WHOA. I can't believe I made it.

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I was in prison at Shawshang Prison last night for

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incarceration and as you can see, I escaped. I had

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to escape at like three am to get on a

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plane to.

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Get to the studio.

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Here for the adventures of Pipe Man on W four

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CY Radio and what adventure has been So we're gonna

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talk about that adventure. We're gonna talk about upcoming adventures

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that are coming up in a few days, and we

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have two major announcements, not just one, but two major

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announcements that we're gonna talk about.

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And then later on in the show, we're gonna.

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Have the pet health Guru who's gonna talk about some

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great pet health tips, especially raising them from babies all

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the way up to adult and senior dogs. But before

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we get started, let's bring on our resident non alien one.

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Because I'm the alien. I'm getting deported. Okay, So I

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was supposed to get paroled from Shawshank last night and

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everything everybody left at like two am, so I knew

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I wasn't getting paroled, and so I just escaped and

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then I had to drive straight to the airport and

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then I got here, I landed, I drove straight to

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the studio, and now we're here to describe what it

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was like at Shawshank Prison this weekend.

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Would you like to know one?

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I would love to know.

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And that's why I said the raised resident non alien,

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because you're the non alien.

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I'm the one game deported.

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Because before I talk about the weekend, two announcements. One

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i'll talk about now, one i'll talk about later, but

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the one I want to talk about now is there

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is a new stop added to the pipe Man Radio

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Tour because I am getting deported to Germany, to vok

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in Germany, and I'm being forced to go to the

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Holy Land of Rock and Metal, the biggest rock and

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metal festival in the whole world, which, by the way,

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up until now, out of the top eight biggest rock

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and metal festivals in the world, six of them were

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on the pipe Man Radio Tour. Now it's seven one

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more to go. But thank god I'm getting deported because

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otherwise I wouldn't have gotten approved for the credentials.

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So I like, how you say you're being forced.

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I listen.

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I don't even know what's going on. Man, I've never

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been to this festival. I don't even know what's going

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to happen. I don't even know what's going on. But

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I am going to talk about it, and we're going

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to talk about it in upcoming shows too, But first

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we need to talk about incarceration. Okay, So Thursday morning

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I started my journey at four am.

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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I need to go to a therapist because I keep

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taking these flights where I leave the house at like

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two three am in the morning and I don't even

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go to sleep till one, so like it. It's really

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not beneficial. We're lucky I'm even able to do it.

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And can you hear my voice? Wan? This is it's

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not just from festival dust. It's not from no sleep,

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you know what.

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It's from on.

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Too much screaming at the festival.

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Oh.

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The first two days at the festival, the fricking Canadians

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attacked the festival with their stupid forest fire smoke, you know, like,

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come on, what did we do to you?

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We tried to make it a fifty first state.

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Literally if you saw in the news one Okay, this

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is the disaster. I was going to like the apocalypse

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going to Mansfield, Ohio. Like the pipe man doesn't even

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really belong there anyway, even though I like a lot

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of people there, It's not really where the pipe man

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should be except if I'm being incarcerated. Okay, But okay,

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I get there Thursday we have the pre party. Literally,

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the smoke was as low as the ground. It was everywhere,

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and it listen. I like a good campfire. This did

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not smell good.

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At all at all. Did it smell good?

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And it was dangerous the level the highest eyesaw I

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could have been higher was seven hundred. Do you know

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how dangerous that is for breathing? You're shape with or

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without allergies, no allergies like that went like literally under

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under one hundred would be almost normal. Like even at

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fifty six, it's a it's a hazard to your health,

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like you should I should be dead. We were all

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breathing in this crap and who knows what leftover is

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in there too, and so yeah, and then doing interviews

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of course I'm talking all day breathing that Canadian wildfire smoke, Like, dude,

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keep your fires in your own country.

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Unless you want to burn something else and share with

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the class.

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So yeah, I don't know if you saw the news,

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the whole Midwest was like blan It was bad. It

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was bad, but what was even worse? I keep wanting

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to say, you never saw this show. You probably saw

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the movie, but Land of the Lost, you know Land

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of the Lost.

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I think there's a movie called there, right.

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Yeah, yeah, but it was named after a TV show, okay,

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And basically they go they go down this river and

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end up in prehistoric times with the dinosaurs. But there's

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also these other I don't even know what you would

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call them. They're like lizard men. I guess they were

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the original reptilions. Oh my god. I never put that

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together until just now. That's unbelievable.

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Okay.

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So, and the conspiracy is older than the conspiracy itself.

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I know, right, And so they had these things called

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slee stack and you didn't want to deal with this, okay,

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but they were like they could have been reptilian reptilians.

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But anyway, I don't even know where where was I

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going with that one?

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I have no idea, Well where were we?

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So you're not even paying if you're paid, Yeah, if

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you're paying attention, you would know. Okay, So like paying

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attention to the show, will you? I like, I can't

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be expected to remember everything on no sleep for four days. Okay.

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So yeah, we were smoked out. It was the great

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American smokeout. But I do forget why I was going

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with the slee stack. There was a reason for the

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slee stack and had to do it the the Canadians

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maybe their slee stack, I don't know, but oh, that's

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what it is. It was the other disaster are going

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on in Ohio, Okay, the cyclops.

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So it wasn't Land of the Lost. It was Sinbad.

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You gotta go back in history watch the sin Bad

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movies were called cyclops. Okay, yeah, okay, but it's not cyclopes.

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Can you tell what I'm talking about by me saying cyclops?

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I know? Is yes?

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What else was really like?

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Ohio was the worst in the United States, and it

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was all it was all your fault one, okay it was.

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They proved it was your fault because it was from

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a supplier of Taco Bell in Mexico.

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Well they keep saying that, but you know, are.

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You moon lighting?

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Are you moon lighting on the station and working in

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Mexico at night and like putting these parasites in Taco

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Bell's Slettice got.

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It the once you gotta do to pay these bills.

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Right, Well, Ohio was the epitarty. Like a friend of

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mine got it on June twenty second, and they only

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got better like two days before the festival. It was

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it was all over. So you had smoke and parasites.

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So the question is where are they blaming? Where are

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they blaming the parasite?

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Now?

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Hasn't Tacoba always done that to people?

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I don't know. Well, the scientist Okay.

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I don't know if you read the news, but the

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scientist gave a scientific term to the symptom that you

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get explosivevent explosive diarrhea. Okay, Like that's the scientific explanation

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of your main symptom, explosive diarrhea. I want them to

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define for me what explosive diarrhea is.

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Like diarrhea is bad enough, it's explosive, like.

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You know, it's really bad and you're farting at the

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same time, so the forks are pushing the diarrhea out.

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Is that why?

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I kind of feel like that. On the day that

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they named it, it was like bring your child to workday,

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and they let the child's name because that cannot be

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like the scientific name for it. There's got to be

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something else. And then a four year old came out

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and said, oh, it's explosive.

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That's what we'll say.

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So I had to dodge smoke death cyclops death, well

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not death, just explosive diarrhea.

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Maybe death.

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If I had explosive diarrhea on some six foot four dude,

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I did almost get into a fight, by the way, do.

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You want to hear about that?

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The almost sure?

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Well, so I was going back in after a back commation. Hey,

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we have another evacuation.

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That seems to be very, very common when you're around.

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Okay, So first day, okay, wait, wait, let's let let's

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back up for a second.

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Then will go into the good stuff. But I get there.

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Pipe man arrives in Mansfield, Ohio, and there's smoke in

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the air everywhere. Okay, And the first day was delayed.

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I've never had this experience delayed due to smoke. I mean,

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it's smart because listen, I know I was asking some

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of the singers like, how are you going to sing

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in that?

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You know, because it's gonna be horrible.

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So I don't blame them for delaying it, but wow,

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nobody would believe you excuse me, or we're delayed now

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for smoke? Will you please stop smoking? And then we

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could start the show, thank you? And then uh okay.

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So then the second day, oh my god, did the

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pipe man have an adventure. The second day, the smoke

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was bad in the morning, but it cleared up.

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Okay.

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By time it cleared up is when we were having

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Once again, I'm in the middle of an interview and

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it goes code yellow and then code red. Now mind

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you today smoked that night we were in threat by

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a code yellow. Never went to code red. Thank god

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it waited till Saturday. Like you can only have one

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disaster per day, okay, at pick one Okay, So basically

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then next thing, you know, good day.

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I was almost at the end of the interview.

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Though, and and she came up and put up the

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sign that said code red because at Rockville it wasn't

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a sign. She made this sign specifically because of me, okay,

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and because last time, Mike. So there's two people that

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run the media tent and their husband wife. Their husband

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wasn't there an incarceration. But he came up while I

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was doing an interview at Rockville and he said and

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he said red. He might have said code read, but

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all I heard was red because I'm doing the interview,

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and I'm like, but I already interviewed them today, because

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I did.

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I interviewed read earlier today. So I thought he was

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telling me my interview for red was there and I

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had to end this interview. But no, it was a

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code read.

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Uh.

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And you guys got you guys got to listen to

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the interview with Psycho Stick because we were code redded

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during that interview. It wasn't the only one either, but

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that was funny at shit the reaction by that band.

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Okay, they were freaking out.

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Okay, uh so, and we almost got kicked out because

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we weren't ending the interview.

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We're just supposed to evacuate, all right.

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So I really did escape from Shawshank, And I'll tell

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you why. Like last night, I didn't escape. I got paroled. Okay,

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that's different. I got paroled so they could fucking deport me.

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Like it's rude.

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So you're getting extradited.

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I can't get extradited if it's to a place I've

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never been. Ah, wait, yes I can. No, I can't

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get extradited. I could get deported because now we do

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deport people, you know, just because of their ancestry, to

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countries they've never even seen in their life.

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So that there's a difference. One you gotta know.

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The difference between me and deported and extradited extradited is

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when you're brought back. Okay, So like example, we will

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extradite a criminal that we deport to another country. If

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they don't punish him, then we'll import them back like

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El Chapo, perfect example. That's what Escobar was so always

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afraid of extradition to the United States, and uh so

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he built his own prison to avoid that. Can you

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imagine that being being able to build your own prison.

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I mean, do you get to get on in the

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plans and put your own tunnel there? Or oh?

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Yeah he did. He like he had control of the

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place like that. That was the cushiest prison sentence ever.

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But uh and he was having sex all the time,

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and not with the other inmates, with it with with

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his uh you know, harem or whatever. But yeah, So

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seriously though, uh what a weekend Saturday, we get evacuated, okay,

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and so you had two choices, evacuate to your car

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or evacuate into the prison. My first choice was like, fuck,

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why am I going to my car? Evacuate inside the

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kit in prison? That that's much cooler, especially because it's haunted,

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which we'll talk about that. But anyway, Yeah, that was

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a bad idea, just saying just because something sounds cool

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doesn't mean it's a good idea. It was a sweat

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box in there. They were torturing us like they tortured

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the inmates of the Ohio State Reformatory. And I texted

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the person that runs medium. I like, I'm contemplating escaping prison.

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I swear to God that was my exact words. And

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she goes, would she say something escape with an exclamation boy,

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I gotta pull it up. Let's seeld on, dude, because

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it is a real text message conversation. I'm not making

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this shit up. So I got at least a word

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for word. So let's see where is it. There's so

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much that was going on, ev al scrolling to do

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to get to it. Okay, so here it is. I

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say that, and she says, try to escape exclamation point.

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And I said, I already asked.

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I was told we could, so I asked for you know, listen,

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at least I asked permission to get to escape. You know,

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you gotta cross some palms, but you know whatever, you

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just give them a few tunas or something. Uh, And

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then she goes, whow escape the prison exclamation point again?

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So I did.

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I thought it was good advice on my part. I

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thought it was good advice on her part. In theory,

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it was good advice. But here's what happened. So I

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go out to a parking lot and I'm looking for

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my vehicle within the thousands of vehicles. That's not my vehicle,

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it's a rental car. But see, I'm always smart. I

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take pictures, but it's starting to rain, so now you

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can't see shit. And then I found out later that

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the uh you know, the place was the cars around

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me I took the pictures of they were gone.

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Oh no, we.

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Stip out.

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So as I'm walking around with my equipment, because that's

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why I thought about, Oh good idea, because I can

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get my m my equipment. I'm done with interviews now

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because we got evacuated, so I could just put my

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equipment back in the car and not worry about it. Well,

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that plan didn't work out that well because see, I

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kept walking around the area that I know where it is,

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and I can't find it. And then I'm hitting the

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panic button on the key and there's no sounds happening,

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and then it starts to pour. So I decided to

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take shelter in the outhouse. And the reason I did

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I was close to Santaga.

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See.

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I went to the outhouse so I could grab the

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poncho out of my bag to cover over my bag.

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I didn't care about me, but I was going to

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cover the bag now let me tell you I had

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some psychic abilities before the festival, because normally the bag

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I bring to a festival is not the bag you

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normally see me bring into a studio. There are two

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different bags, but this back here is water resistant because

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it's made for you know, the beach and surfing stuff

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like that. It kept going through my head before I

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left to use this bag instead of the other one.

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And sure enough, good thing because while it was raining,

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soaking me before I could.

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Get to that outhouse. Uh, it was.

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Basically protecting the equipment because when I finally got to

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the outhouse, nothing was wet inside that the backpack was wet,

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but the inside wasn't. So then I put the poncho on,

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put oh, you know, put the backpack back on. Put

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the poncho on over the backpack. I was already soaked

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at this point. My shirt shorts were as soaked as

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if you pulled them out of a washing machine and

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maybe didn't do the spin cycle, say with my say

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with my t shirt, and my socks and shoes were

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soaked from all The grass.

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Was really tall.

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It's a it's a field. It's not like normally a

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place people go. So walking around in that, so I

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had to walk around the rest of the night. My

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shoes still okay. Between I left them at the hotel

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with the air conditioner yesterday. They're in my suitcase now

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in the car. I think they'll finally dry up here

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in Florida.

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They're still wet. But I'm always smart.

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I always bring a backup pair of sneakers just in case,

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because we're always getting evacuated. There's always storms, mud, whatever. Okay,

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So once again when smart did that. Then after that,

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I finally was able to find the car because what

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I did I should have thought about this before is

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I looked at the picture and I matched it up

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to the trees, and so it was perfect because I

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found exactly where the car was based on how the

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trees were in the picture.

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So find the car.

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This assignment's too late for me, but at least the

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equipment was safe.

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And then we go back in.

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We're going back to go back to the original part

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of the story of almost getting into a fight. I'm staff,

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so I don't wait online in GA to get in,

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and the line wrapped around the parking lot for like

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it was probably a two hour line. I'm thinking, you know,

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I had to get back to work. Okay, So I

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walk up the side like by the banister, you know,

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and I feel bad, you know, because I don't want

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people to think I'm cutting, So like I'll say stuff,

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and i'll talk to this your regard.

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Yeah, I'm staff.

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I'm making sure it's loud enough that they know there's

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this one dude must have been like six foot four,

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four hundred pounds. Those are the people that I like

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to open my mouth to too, by the way it seems.

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But he had his arm by the by there. He

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probably saw me come in put his arm there like

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I'm not going to pass. So I just tapped on.

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I said, excuse me. I was polite with everybody. You know,

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I'm working. Can I get by? So he begrudgingly lets

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me go. But then what a woozy Like I'm five

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foot nothing, a buck, nothing even soaking wet in that storm.

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And he waits till I'm like, I don't know, I

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would say like ten yards away and says, oh yeah, sure,

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working while you're drunk. Now, I didn't have anything in

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my hands, and you know I rarely drink. There was

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nothing I said that led him to believe I was drinking,

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and I said, no, here, here's my credential and I

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am working and I don't drink, but thanks for opening

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your mouth, and he goes, I was just kidding. Calm down, buddy,

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No you weren't. You weren't just kidding and mind your

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own business by so you weren't drinking. You were drowning exactly.

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Maybe you thought I had alcohol all over my wet clothes.

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I don't know anyway. So that was that experience. And

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later in the night I had to go find my

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car again, which wasn't that difficult because now I knew

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the guidelines, except it was dark and I'm in this

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field and I'm walking and there was a hole about.

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It was like a fifteen gallon hole. If you, if

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anybody can relate to what size that is. That's a

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huge hole. That's the hole you dig the bigger the

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plant a tree, okay, and or a body and or both.

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And so I'm walking and then boom stepped right in

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that hole.

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I'll tell you how deep it was. It went above

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my knee, and so I like, and then I went

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down hit my knee and I heard my lower back.

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Go oh no, you want to hear no it isn't.

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So that was that day. Okay.

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So the first day was inhaling dangerous toxic smoke from Canada.

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The second day was that third day was beautiful. The

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sun was shining bright. It was a beautiful day. Everything

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was good. However, I went on the Blood Prison tour,

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which is the haunted part of the prison, but in

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it you don't know if you're being haunted by the

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characters or real ghosts because the prison's haunted for real.

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Like on Saturday night, the Blood Prison music was playing

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at night, late at night, after all the Blood Prison

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people were gone, and everybody in the reformatory was gone,

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and we even question everybody at worked there, and nobody

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turned it on.

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So free concert, creepy stuff like that.

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But when I was walking through it, and I'm the

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type like I laugh when they try to scare me

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in those things. And then but I went through one

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room and definitely there was something messing with me that

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was not in that room, just saying what was in

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the room, just not physically in this world. So there

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was that, But it was a badass festival, like like imagine,

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I don't know if you ever watched a movie, but

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it's one of the most iconic movies ever being able

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to hang out at Shawshank Prison, and I know a

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bunch of people got tattooed there because they wanted to

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have their first prison tattoo, because it is a tattoo

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play a thing too the festival. So if I got tattoos,

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which I don't, I would probably think that way too.

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But the music was just absolutely incredible. There's a bunch

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of interviews I did. Even with all those shenanigans, there's

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like fourteen interviews that you're going to be able to

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catch people on.

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Here.

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It's gonna be here on the Adventures of pipe Man Live,

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but it's also going to be on our podcast on Iheartpandora, Spotify,

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Amazon Music, Audible, and like over one hundred others. Okay,

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so make sure to check out. You could go to

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the Adventures of Pipeman dot com and you can get

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the newest videos of any of my episodes. But you

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can get incarceration podcast interviews on there within the next

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day or two, so keep your eye out for that.

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Okay. So now I said I was.

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Getting deported, So I'm leaving Sunday on the Pipeman Raio

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tour to the biggest rock metal festival in the world.

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I have been improved for the first time this year,

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and lucky I have a friend there. I'm like, you

462
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:06.920
need to show me around, because this place is bigger

463
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.839
than the town we're in right now. Pretty much. It's

464
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:15.599
a huge festival. You know when the media attended. I

465
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:17.519
just found out today. You know when the media attends

466
00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:23.400
open one from ten am till three am. So if

467
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:26.200
you think I didn't get sleep this week, and wait

468
00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:28.720
till I'm six hours ahead or five. I think it's

469
00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:33.279
six hours ahead over there. Oh my god, no rest

470
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:35.799
for the wicked. And then after that I go to

471
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:38.680
Bloodstock straight from there. The Bloodstock in the UK one

472
00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:41.200
of my favorite festivals. That's gonna be a lot of

473
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:43.960
fun and check out. They do this cool thing it's

474
00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:47.359
called the Sophie Lancaster Foundation that they support. One of

475
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:50.680
the stages is at and that's because of somebody who

476
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:54.240
was a you know, a golf person that got attacked

477
00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:59.240
after a show and killed senselessly for no reason. So

478
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:03.759
we show or support there and on Friday of Bloodstock,

479
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:07.440
everybody in the whole festival wears pink in honor of her.

480
00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:11.680
And then I said, add one more announcement.

481
00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:14.839
We're going to do that one more announcement, and then

482
00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:17.680
we're going to go to a quick commercial break of

483
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:21.920
the Rockklahoma commercial because that's the next festival after Bloodstock,

484
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:28.640
Labor Day weekend, America's largest best camping rock music festival.

485
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:31.720
You could be there. You can win tickets for me,

486
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:34.680
the pipe Man. Just go to pipe Man Radio on

487
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:38.680
all socials and tell me why you want to go

488
00:30:38.920 --> 00:30:42.640
to Rockklahoma and you'll be ern to win tickets to

489
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:45.000
go to that show. But first I want to tell

490
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:49.200
you the pipe Man's day conundrum. He normally covers Riotfest,

491
00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:53.160
he normally covers Latter Life. This year, they're the same weekend,

492
00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:55.920
and there was a major announcement made this weekend. It's

493
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:58.160
all over the news, It was on Good Morning America.

494
00:30:58.759 --> 00:31:03.839
But Cap and James T. Kirk, ninety five year old

495
00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:08.240
William Shatner is going to debut his heavy metal band

496
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:13.519
Whoa at riot Fest. Not only that, he had a

497
00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:16.119
list of demands. Would you like to hear what his

498
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:16.960
demands work?

499
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:18.400
Let's hear the demands?

500
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:21.960
Okay, I want I want pet health Guru to be

501
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:25.319
involved in this, because I'm sure he knows James T.

502
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:31.759
Kirk and I have I got James T.

503
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:35.240
Kirk got me through college basically okay, because that was

504
00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:37.759
my only free time, working eighty hours a week and

505
00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:41.960
pulling seventeen credits and semester at Rutgers, my free time

506
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:43.240
was watching Star Trek.

507
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:46.400
So here was William Shatner's demands.

508
00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:51.119
Rename a boat in honor of William Shatner so he

509
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:55.720
can captain a ship again. It's the town of Chicago

510
00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:58.200
has to provide that by way. So riot Fest has

511
00:31:58.200 --> 00:32:00.960
been writing him for ten years to do this. Okay,

512
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:04.240
He's finally doing it, and he made demands from riot

513
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:08.599
Fest and from Chicago. Chicago also has to do it.

514
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:12.880
One prominently displayed riot Fest two thousand, twenty six billboard

515
00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:17.319
with William Shatner's face and the face of one lucky

516
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:22.519
fan a classic Chicago food item to be named in

517
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:28.039
tribute to William Shatner. William Shatner gets to co anchor

518
00:32:28.119 --> 00:32:35.319
the weather outside with Chicago's most beloved meteorologist. William Shatner

519
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:38.079
gets to sing take me to the ballgame at a

520
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:43.319
Chicago baseball game. That's what Chicago has to provide. Riot

521
00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:48.880
Fest must provide during the performance fire breathers, many of them,

522
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:55.480
an intro video created by Gwarr and an artist golf

523
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:58.680
cart shall be replaced instead of an artist golf cart.

524
00:32:58.759 --> 00:32:59.440
He wants his.

525
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:03.279
A delay orion to bring him around the festival. And

526
00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:06.960
then for hospitality, riot Fest must provide a dressing room

527
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:12.119
chut and it shall be themed as Chatner's shag Shack

528
00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:20.759
to Arctics Artists specifications see eighteen point three of performance contract.

529
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:23.400
This is serious shit too, by the way, It's not

530
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:24.559
a joke, it's real.

531
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:34.000
Four feet of Polish sausage, one Montreal Canadian hockey sweater

532
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:41.000
signed by John Stamos, eight palettes of fago. That's the

533
00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:45.799
stuff that insane cons clown posse sprays at the audience,

534
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:50.519
not to be shared with insane clown posse, it says,

535
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:53.920
one pair of white tube socks and one pair of underwear,

536
00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.680
an assortment of a this is where pet Healthcare comes

537
00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:04.880
in and it's so aproposed for the show today. And

538
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:11.360
an assortment of adoptable puppies sourced from a reputable local

539
00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:18.440
animal rescue nonprofit. And then a bouquet of flowers in

540
00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:25.679
a oz. You know, something sweet, something dainty and the

541
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:29.639
last thing in which he had to remind the anchors

542
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:32.360
on Good Morning America because he was talking to him

543
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:35.239
and they, you know, they gave all the demands, but

544
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:39.320
they forgot one. And he said, you forgot one bowl

545
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:43.360
of sour kraut in his dressing room ready to eat.

546
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:46.679
And I didn't get that one until somebody informed me.

547
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:50.000
And maybe Bill can like confirm this or not that

548
00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:53.800
apparently all the old people they eat sour kraut and

549
00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:56.559
that they say that's the secret to living longer because

550
00:34:56.599 --> 00:34:58.199
of the probiotics.

551
00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:03.519
So now, well I'll switch it to you Bill. Is

552
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:04.960
that true?

553
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:08.440
Yes, it is prevented foods. We lived with them for

554
00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:13.039
generations and enable elimiting them all by pastorization killing us.

555
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:17.400
But another thing on William Shatner. As you know, Dean,

556
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:22.000
I do a patch company. He was our oldest ever

557
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:25.320
intern with that company.

558
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:29.960
Wow, Wow, that's cool, recording.

559
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:31.960
I did a whole big promotion around it. He was

560
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:34.880
the world's oldest inter for a company.

561
00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:38.559
Holy crap, that is cool.

562
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:42.719
You know, hey, listen, I'm hoping I make it that

563
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:46.320
long right with that kind of excitement.

564
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:49.960
Well ninety and listen, now he's my hero he was before,

565
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:54.400
but now ninety five and he's starting a heavy metal band.

566
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:58.320
Oh my god, Like I'm in such a conundrum which

567
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:01.840
festival to go to because because it's like once in

568
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.119
a lifetime, Man, how cool would it be to interview

569
00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:13.360
Captain Kirk but about metal? So what and what a

570
00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:16.679
great thing he's doing with the adoptable puppies and so

571
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:20.400
how apropos to what we're going to talk about today,

572
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:22.960
and that's about our babies?

573
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:23.840
Oh my baby?

574
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:30.199
What are these tips to have your puppies have a

575
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:31.719
long lasting life?

576
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:32.039
Bill?

577
00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:35.800
You know we have You know, adoptions have been around

578
00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:38.400
forever and ever and ever because you know it uhould

579
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:40.800
just be called rehoming. And you know it used to

580
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:43.639
be here just you're shared with your neighbors, but now

581
00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:49.440
it's become a business, unfortunately, and a big business. And

582
00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:54.679
to find good quality animals, I mean the purpose of

583
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:58.840
a rescue of course, you know, we did a couple

584
00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:01.920
events years and we're in the very beginning where I

585
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:06.480
brought up this question, and why why do the rescues

586
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:12.039
feel that they have to do all these procedures, chemical interventions,

587
00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:15.760
all of this sort of thing, And how come the

588
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:20.159
veterinary industry is into it so deeply. You know, if

589
00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:22.119
you're taking a dog from a bad place or a

590
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:24.320
kidding from a bad place and putting into a good place,

591
00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.400
that's admirable. That's what we want to do. That's what

592
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:30.880
rescues job is. But they go through and they start

593
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:37.480
incorporating all these veterinary procedures and protocols into it, which

594
00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:41.639
number one, raises the price, you know, so that they

595
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:45.119
can't do it affordably, and adoption fees go up and

596
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.599
up and up. The other thing is many of the

597
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:51.320
animals that are in rescue today are there because of

598
00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:52.639
the veterinary expenses.

599
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:57.119
You know, it's interesting, you.

600
00:37:57.039 --> 00:38:01.039
Can't you know, oh, I have to you know, in fact,

601
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:04.719
a lot of rescues as well. If you send an

602
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:07.679
adoption agreement, you have to do a certain number of

603
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:14.880
veterinary visits, keep up the date with certain procedures, all

604
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:18.960
of which have got documented histories of actually making the

605
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:24.840
animals thicker. It's kind of like a you know, I'm

606
00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:31.880
creating customers through the kind heartedness of people that want

607
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:32.400
to help.

608
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:35.800
Yeah, and that part.

609
00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:39.119
Of it is a really really sad part of it. Now,

610
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:43.719
you know, I've been involved in rescue work for probably

611
00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:49.599
fifty years. We actually do run a nonprofit long Pine Rescue,

612
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:53.960
which we've had for twenty some years, and our purpose

613
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:56.559
is not so much to move animals, but ours is

614
00:38:56.519 --> 00:38:59.679
to try to teach them about holistic care and you know,

615
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:04.519
natural living so they don't need the services of doctors

616
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:08.239
and veterinarians and it. You know, we want to get

617
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:12.679
them on the right track. Finding good repute one ones

618
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:16.239
is sometimes difficult too. I mean the out come they

619
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:18.519
all look good on paper, Let's face it. You know,

620
00:39:18.599 --> 00:39:20.679
I got a five O one three C and you

621
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:24.280
know I'm running off with donations. But many of these

622
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.960
five O one three c's, as you all wear and

623
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:34.280
I am, basically, they're created it to create a paycheck

624
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:39.639
for the person that's running and that you know, so

625
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:42.000
it's very difficult. You know, you really have to dig

626
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:45.760
deep and find those were the best reputations and you

627
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:48.960
know they stand behind it. We do happen. I'm going

628
00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:50.880
to give a plug which I never do, but we

629
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:54.039
work with the Milk Gron Foundation down here in South Florida,

630
00:39:54.079 --> 00:40:02.000
Miami that does all Neil care for really debilitated animals

631
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:06.280
and uh, the founders of that were on the Pethhouse

632
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:11.599
Cafe show this past week and explain what they do

633
00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:13.639
and how they do it, and I mean just the

634
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:18.159
care of these animals is phenomenal. I mean, the one

635
00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:22.639
of the founders of it, it's one of the few

636
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.840
people I've ever found with the same passion that I

637
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:26.079
have for helping animals.

638
00:40:26.440 --> 00:40:29.760
Nice. You know, that's very hard. That's a needle in

639
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:31.039
a stock right there.

640
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:32.800
Yeah.

641
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:35.480
So, but yeah, I mean, you know, we we try

642
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:37.239
to work with as many as we can. We offer

643
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:41.000
We've always offered, you know, different programs for rescues that

644
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:43.960
want to work with us. I'm getting those those poor

645
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:50.480
abandoned animals out in a healthy state and move forward.

646
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:54.280
Let's keep these animals healthy and long life and don't

647
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:56.400
put an animal in, you know, coming out of a

648
00:40:56.440 --> 00:40:59.840
shelter into a family that may have all kinds of

649
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:02.800
financial issues down the road because of what was done

650
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:03.559
in that rescue.

651
00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:10.519
Yeah, totally, So, uh what do you think of this

652
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:17.400
idea too? Of William Shatner, Like all the other items

653
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:20.480
were kind of ridiculous, but he really was being serious,

654
00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:24.039
like he wants to help pet rescues, you know, and

655
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.960
that's a condition. Wouldn't that be great if most arnests

656
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:33.280
or famous people took that strong of a stance to

657
00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:34.239
help animals.

658
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:36.920
You know, there's a lot of them that did make

659
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:39.480
a good claim out there, but you know, unfortunately most

660
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:41.400
of them are tied to a commercial interest.

661
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:43.599
Yes, and you know, you.

662
00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:46.800
Know, everybody's it's like every celebrity now wants to get

663
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:51.039
into on the either having a you know, a forever home,

664
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.280
you know, a ranch for animal, which most of it

665
00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:56.679
is bogus anyway, but also then they're all creating these

666
00:41:56.719 --> 00:41:59.760
brand new supplements and brand new foods that are supposed

667
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:03.480
to be you know, just super and there's really nothing

668
00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:05.719
more than the same old stuff that's been out there forever,

669
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:08.599
you know, but I'm putting my name on it, and

670
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:09.920
I'm making money off it.

671
00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:11.840
Yeah.

672
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:16.039
I think people don't realize, like when they see something

673
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:18.280
named after somebody.

674
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:22.760
Or that they you know, they're the.

675
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:27.960
Sponsor person or the spokesperson, that they don't realize that

676
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:28.719
that's what's about.

677
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:31.880
It's business. It's not like you know, a passion.

678
00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:36.679
Yeah, I mean it's exactly. You know, it's like, Okay,

679
00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:40.760
I'm so and so, and when my dog Lulu got

680
00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:46.320
you know, hit problems. I was looking for natural solutions,

681
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:51.480
so I went to basically allopathic medicine and found somebody

682
00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:53.119
was a little bit off the wall to help me

683
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:59.239
develop a variation on the standard dog food and at

684
00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:02.960
a premium price, and this will actually save their life,

685
00:43:03.039 --> 00:43:06.000
maybe give them one or two years extra. Well, when

686
00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:08.679
you look at what that standard industry is done, they've

687
00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:12.079
taken a life span of outdsing of adults, especially from

688
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:15.840
between twenty and thirty years. We've added modern technology, now

689
00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:18.679
medicine into it, and now the average is eight to

690
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:21.599
ten years. That doesn't seem like progress to.

691
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:26.000
Me, No, not at all. Well, thank god we have

692
00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:30.360
people like you too, So you know, keep fighting a

693
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.679
good fight for little furry.

694
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:36.039
Friends every day, every way.

695
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:40.760
And I see, you know, wand Shakin has had two

696
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:43.199
and so I have to say, and the guppies.

697
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:47.440
Absolutely coming in. I'm working in a new formulation for

698
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:48.119
guppy food.

699
00:43:48.679 --> 00:43:51.239
H see that I would be interested in?

700
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:55.639
Yes, yes, Unfortunately, you know, one of the favorite foods

701
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:59.440
for guppies is baby guppies.

702
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:02.800
I was gonna say other duppies, and I was gonna

703
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:06.679
be funny about it, but that's really what it is. Yeah, oh,

704
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:09.480
I don't do I want to help a cannibal.

705
00:44:11.519 --> 00:44:13.920
Well, I mean most of you know, there's a lot

706
00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:16.760
of animals that we don't think it was being carnival carnivorous,

707
00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:19.920
but that they really are. But then you know, there's

708
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:21.960
another part of it, because I was doing some work

709
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.039
over the last couple of weeks, and you know, we're

710
00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:27.920
as mammals, we think, you know, nurturing and you know,

711
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:31.320
mom raising you and everything else. But there's a lot

712
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:34.280
of animals out there that as soon as they're pushed

713
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:39.320
out or they hatch out or develop, are completely on

714
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:42.199
their own. Parents have nothing to do with them at all.

715
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:47.079
They they're born with the instincts and the abilities to survive.

716
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:54.480
Well, thank god again they have somebody like you that

717
00:44:54.599 --> 00:44:56.679
can educate people.

718
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:03.639
On how to not kill him. Yeah, yeah, I mean

719
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:05.000
I want to kill him, not.

720
00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:08.360
On purpose, not on purpose, but listen in bad advice.

721
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:11.960
Yeah, I remember back, come God. This is probably twenty

722
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:16.280
or thirty years ago. One of the Humane Action groups

723
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:19.280
went up into I think it was Washington State or

724
00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:23.320
Idaho up there in the northwest some place to rescue minks.

725
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:26.400
A big mink farm up there that they're raising the

726
00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:30.360
mink for you know, fashion obviously, coats and hats and

727
00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:35.519
stuff like that. So not knowing the animal themselves, they

728
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:39.760
went through, broke into this place, started releasing, opening up

729
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:46.679
all the cages and being are a charitable, ferocious fighter.

730
00:45:48.800 --> 00:45:53.440
Yeah ninety, that's right. In the first half hour they

731
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:59.559
killed each other because they're so territorial and they are carnivores.

732
00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:03.400
It's just it was such a disaster. I mean, can

733
00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:06.519
you imagine that the group, their PR person, how they

734
00:46:06.559 --> 00:46:07.360
explained that one.

735
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:12.480
Yeah, exactly. That's a PR nightmare right there.

736
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:15.519
That'll be followed by criminal charges.

737
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.920
Yes, well, of course he had trespassing and uh, you

738
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:24.159
know to start with, and disorderly conduct and you know,

739
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:27.880
releasing the animals themselves under the animal rights you know, under.

740
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:30.199
That that would technically fall on the destruction of property

741
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:31.519
right for the business.

742
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:38.800
Yes, absolutely, And that was for kindness. We're going to

743
00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:40.519
release them and let them live.

744
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:46.480
Free, Oh my Lord, for kindness. Well, you know, it's

745
00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:49.639
good you bring that up, because there's sometimes people I've

746
00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:52.840
met in my life that you know, their heart's in

747
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:55.679
the right place, they think they're doing the right thing,

748
00:46:56.840 --> 00:47:03.920
but really, you know, because of their lack of knowledge,

749
00:47:04.199 --> 00:47:05.920
they're not really doing the right thing.

750
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:07.000
Yeah.

751
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:10.599
Yeah, and especially now in the day of social media,

752
00:47:10.719 --> 00:47:14.519
where someone with bad knowledge or lack of knowledge will

753
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:17.599
make a statement and then that statement gets echoed throughout

754
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:20.920
other accounts who believe that's the right statement because they

755
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:24.280
agree with it, and then you just have a wave

756
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:26.199
of misinformation going out there.

757
00:47:27.079 --> 00:47:27.599
It's funny.

758
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:29.440
I was just gonna mention the same thing that I

759
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:32.840
had a discussion this morning on social media. And you know,

760
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:36.239
they're talking, well, you know, this person is really knowledgeable

761
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:39.960
and has like nine billion likes and you know, followings

762
00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:42.400
and everything else, and what are they doing. They're they're

763
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:44.519
either showing a picture of an animal or talking about

764
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:47.880
their own failures in life. You know, it's o kids

765
00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:50.880
talk about failures to build somebody up and show them

766
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:51.599
a different way.

767
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:55.400
But in many cases, these social media people too, are

768
00:47:55.440 --> 00:48:01.840
just you know, they're they're they're breeding on people's kindness

769
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:05.719
and you know, charging for a class, a book or whatever,

770
00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:10.280
you know, and that really does not necessarily contain a

771
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:15.199
lot of facts. You know, it's just my personal experience. Well, okay,

772
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:17.559
you know, your dog live till twelve instead of ten.

773
00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:20.599
I didn't wonders when it was supposed to live to

774
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:24.199
be twenty So what's the success rate there? What is

775
00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:25.960
the actual success?

776
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:28.280
Wow?

777
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:34.519
Well, why don't you tell everybody about you know, pet

778
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:39.239
health Guru, about Pet Health Cafe, about my Paleo pet,

779
00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:41.960
im anything else you want to tell them about.

780
00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:46.320
My whole my whole length of different endeavors. Well, my

781
00:48:46.400 --> 00:48:51.079
Paleo pet of course is our retail store and online presence.

782
00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:53.199
That's where we sell all the good merchandise, all the

783
00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:58.480
good herb, botanicals, uh, farm, the table items, the pet

784
00:48:58.519 --> 00:49:01.559
foods themselves, although they're not pet foods, are actually human

785
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:07.159
foods package for pets us das uh you know, certified

786
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:11.559
fit for human consumption. We do raw the area as well.

787
00:49:11.719 --> 00:49:14.079
Rock Cow's mil grows grow goats milk, which a lot

788
00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:18.199
of people, even though it's labeled for not for human consumption.

789
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:21.039
A lot of good healthy kids out there that are

790
00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:27.320
growing up strong and healthy because of it. Pet Health Cafe,

791
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:33.039
of course is our our podcast, and I use it

792
00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:35.719
also under my magazine articles. And now we're setting the

793
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:42.000
Pet Health Cafe media center and education center where we

794
00:49:42.760 --> 00:49:46.000
have guest speakers coming in and you know, be doing

795
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.079
zooms and you know, different podcasts and that sort of

796
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:53.880
thing to build up a business. As I mentioned, long

797
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:56.079
time and Rescue is still out there trying to help

798
00:49:56.199 --> 00:50:01.679
other rescues do the best that they can. And know myself,

799
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:06.199
I do consultations and nutrition. We help both people and pets,

800
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:09.199
so I'm kind of like all over the place, as

801
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:12.679
you're aware, you know, we manufacture also the biocomplete lineup

802
00:50:13.079 --> 00:50:18.079
of foods and verbal products, so we're kind of multifaceted

803
00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:22.320
with that. We found the problem where we need to

804
00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:26.719
improve the health and welfare of these animals through rescue,

805
00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:30.719
through rescuing them, putting them on a species appropriate diet,

806
00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:35.599
using different herbs, chanticles, and natural means to help their

807
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:39.519
bodies heal themselves, because medicine does not heal anything. The

808
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:41.239
body's got to do it itself, and all we can

809
00:50:41.280 --> 00:50:43.840
do is provide the tools, so we're there for that,

810
00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:46.880
and of course then put out a distribution system that

811
00:50:47.239 --> 00:50:49.000
we can ship it all over the country, you know,

812
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:51.920
to get this stuff into your hands as a listener,

813
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:54.679
as a viewer to make your animal healthy, and then

814
00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:56.800
the consultations on the back side to make sure you're

815
00:50:56.800 --> 00:50:58.760
doing it right well.

816
00:50:58.920 --> 00:51:02.559
I strongly sug So everybody check out your show, your podcast,

817
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:06.840
and your store. Best ever if you care about your pet,

818
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:09.880
It's the only place where your pet has a voice

819
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:13.760
and pet health grew. Don't go away. I want you

820
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:16.320
to stick around till after I am in the show.

821
00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:19.119
I am right now.

822
00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.280
One. Let's roll rock Lahoma.

823
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:28.960
It's here, rock Lahoma celebrating its twentieth anniversary and for

824
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:33.559
the first time ever, Slayer and the return of Godsmack

825
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:42.320
and Papa Roach. Rock Lahoma is back Labor Day weekend

826
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:46.480
September fourth through sixth with Slayer celebrating the fortieth anniversary

827
00:51:46.480 --> 00:51:50.840
of Rain and Blood, Godsmack, Papa Roach, also Stone Temple, Pilots,

828
00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:55.199
the Pretty Reckless, Black Label, Society of Jet, Wolf, Mother, Hollywood, Undet, Dronkick,

829
00:51:55.320 --> 00:52:03.079
Murphy's and Cyprus Hill. Rock Lahoma. It's twenty twenty six,

830
00:52:03.320 --> 00:52:08.719
twenty years Slayer, who Gots Back, Papa Roach, Stone Tiple, Pilot, Cypress.

831
00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:09.679
Hill, and so many more.

832
00:52:10.079 --> 00:52:13.280
Labor Day weekend September four through sixth than prior Oklahoma.

833
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:16.880
Go to www dot Rocklahoma dot com for all ticket

834
00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:20.639
and festival information. Don't miss Labor Day weekends. Number one

835
00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:23.280
rock and roll party rock Lahoma.

836
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:30.039
And you can come and come to pipe Man Radio

837
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:35.039
on all socials and be entered to win tickets to Rockklahoma.

838
00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:38.320
And man, might you come back on here for a

839
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:42.639
second and we can bring Bell on too. He can

840
00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:47.480
chime in if he wants. But okay, So there's a

841
00:52:47.559 --> 00:52:51.199
connection between incarceration and.

842
00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:53.840
Rockklahoma.

843
00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:59.360
And if somebody tells me on my socials what that

844
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:04.199
connection is, then they will be entered to win. Now, one,

845
00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:05.760
do you know what the connection is?

846
00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:10.679
They both? Have you banned from there?

847
00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:12.880
No?

848
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:15.599
No, no, I wouldn't be able to go in there

849
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:17.280
on the pipe Man Radio tour.

850
00:53:17.159 --> 00:53:20.159
If that's why you're going on there a monicer right.

851
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:24.079
Well, that may be true, but you know they know

852
00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:30.800
to reel me, I'm not rebel. And so here it

853
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:34.360
is one of the interviews I told you everybody check

854
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.400
out the incarceration interviews. One of the interviews is with

855
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:42.119
one of my favorites, Alien amp Farm. And on my

856
00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:45.280
way to incarceration on the plane, I was watching the

857
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:51.519
new movie Michael and there's an artist named Paris playing

858
00:53:51.920 --> 00:53:56.039
at Rockklahoma. Bill based on what I said, can you

859
00:53:56.159 --> 00:54:00.000
guess what the connection is between those two festivals?

860
00:54:01.880 --> 00:54:02.440
How about you?

861
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:02.760
One?

862
00:54:03.280 --> 00:54:08.360
No, not all right listeners. That's all the heads you're getting.

863
00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:11.440
And you gotta go to pipe Man Radio on all

864
00:54:11.480 --> 00:54:14.320
socials and you could win two weekend passes to the

865
00:54:14.440 --> 00:54:18.800
best camping rock festival in the United States, or so

866
00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:19.800
I was told.

867
00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:23.320
And I also want to talk about Okay, we talked

868
00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:27.159
talked about I'm going to a granddaddy of all festivals,

869
00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:32.559
and that's Vakin in Vak in Germany. They literally it's

870
00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.119
hard as a little teeny nothing. They're so good at

871
00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:38.960
that in Europe too, like this massive thing that takes

872
00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:42.679
over the whole town. Okay, uh so that's why it's

873
00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:45.119
called Vakin Open Air because it takes over the whole

874
00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:48.800
town of Vakin. And then after that, I'm at Bloodstock,

875
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:52.199
which is one of my favorite festivals to do all

876
00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:57.360
year for so many reasons. It's an it's it's family run,

877
00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:00.800
and it's a family feeling. If if you've never been

878
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:03.239
there and you're going to pick one festival go throughout

879
00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:05.679
the year, go to that one. It's in the UK,

880
00:55:06.280 --> 00:55:11.000
greatest people ever, greatest festival. Everything's close. You have to

881
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:13.559
walk ten million miles to get to each stage. So

882
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:16.559
I kind of like that as a media person and

883
00:55:18.199 --> 00:55:21.559
it's they talk about good causes. I mentioned it in

884
00:55:21.639 --> 00:55:25.840
the beginner's show. But very important thing to me is

885
00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:30.360
that they really support this foundation called the Sophie Lancaster Foundation.

886
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.639
Many many years ago, it was big news that this

887
00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:39.440
girl and her boyfriend were jumped going home from a

888
00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:43.920
concert because they were goth, and the girl ended up dying.

889
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:47.480
And that is Sophie Lancaster. One of the stages at

890
00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:53.360
Bloodstock is named Sophie Lancaster and on Fridays everybody wears

891
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:57.679
pink in her honor and they donate all kinds of

892
00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:01.760
stuff to the foundation. I have some cool shirts from

893
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:04.480
the foundation. They have cool merch you can get to donate,

894
00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:07.880
So even if you can't make it the Bloodstock, check

895
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:11.400
out the Sophie Lancaster Foundation. But let me give you

896
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:15.079
an idea of the lineups at Vaking and Bloodstock. We'll

897
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:19.360
talk about Bloodstock first, since we're there, Okay, we I'm

898
00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:20.920
not gonna tell you all of them. There's a lot

899
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:23.840
of bands playing, but I will tell you that Saxon's playing,

900
00:56:23.920 --> 00:56:28.719
Lamb of God's playing, Sepulteur's playing Municipal Waste, Biohazard Fit

901
00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:34.440
for an Autopsy, Life of Agony, Ven, Dead Bleed, from Within,

902
00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:39.400
Slurr to Prevail, Judas Priest, BodyCount, That's Ice Tea's metal band,

903
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:46.000
Black Label, Society, Testament, Orbit, Culture Kitty and that's just

904
00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:46.840
the name a few.

905
00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:49.079
There's so many more.

906
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:51.559
And they do this like Battle of the Band's thing

907
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:56.679
to pick local bands throughout the UK to play one

908
00:56:56.719 --> 00:57:00.840
of the stages at the festival, which I think that's

909
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:06.599
totally cool. A family run festival supporting local talent. So

910
00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:10.239
you need to support Bloodstock good Bloodstock dot UK dot com.

911
00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:12.840
You can get your tickets, show your sport by merch

912
00:57:13.039 --> 00:57:16.679
whatever or just follow them on socials. And then vacin

913
00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:20.360
what's to say about Vakin the biggest in the world,

914
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:25.679
unbelievable deemed, they call it the Holy Land and this

915
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:29.599
year I don't know what this is about, but on

916
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:31.840
Wednesday they're going to have gagam Mania.

917
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:36.960
I don't know. That sounds pretty exciting to me maybe.

918
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:38.280
And then one of my.

919
00:57:38.320 --> 00:57:41.039
Favorites who I saw at Incarceration, lacunaic Oil is going

920
00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:47.880
to be there, def Leopard, Sabotage Europe, Ingvey Momstein, Pod

921
00:57:48.679 --> 00:57:54.800
Life of Agony, Judas, Breeze Inflame, Saxon Emperor, Sepulteur of

922
00:57:55.199 --> 00:58:00.679
Black Label Society, Sabotin, Powerwolf, Arch Enemy, Lamb of God, Airborne.

923
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:05.000
Funniest interview ever on the Adventures of pipe Man was

924
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:08.199
with Airborne. Go look for that in my podcast. You

925
00:58:08.280 --> 00:58:14.159
will die laughing. They're the funniest dudes ever. Ailstorm, Trip

926
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:18.960
to con Thy Artist, Murder Nevermore and oh my god,

927
00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:21.639
there's so many I couldn't even count them in the

928
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:26.159
whole show. Go check it out. Go to whacken dot

929
00:58:26.159 --> 00:58:30.000
com and you can check out the Vakan open air.

930
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:32.840
I said whacking because if you're in America, that's what

931
00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:36.360
you're gonna think. You're gonna think v by me saying Vadkin.

932
00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:40.400
It starts with a W and that's it. You heard

933
00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:47.800
it all the health Vakan, incarceration, my parole, my deportation,

934
00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:52.400
and most importantly the health Guru right here on the

935
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:55.960
Adventures of pipe Man on W four c Y Radio

936
00:58:56.679 --> 00:58:59.400
make Sure Student every Monday, where we do more of

937
00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:04.800
the positive Mutton Pipemin segment motivational empowerment. Most importantly the

938
00:59:04.840 --> 00:59:08.400
pet health Guru with tips for human and pet health

939
00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:13.400
Wednesdays when you get the real Pipemin coming out and

940
00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:16.639
a lot of music stuff, and then every day there's stuff,

941
00:59:16.880 --> 00:59:20.159
So just pay attention to the adventurespipemin dot com.

942
00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:23.400
Thanks for listening and we'll see you next time.

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Roll it one.

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Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin.

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I'm w for CUI Radio.