The Pipeman is Paroled & Is Now Getting Deported + Oh My Baby With The Pet Health Guru

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0:48 Whake up America. It's time for the adventures so fipe Man on TV. Before see why I'm com list Pompass number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Pipe. Man, WHOA. I can't believe I made it. I was in prison at Shawshang Prison last night for incarceration and as you can see, I escaped. I had to escape at like three am to get on a plane to. Get to the studio. Here for the adventures of Pipe Man on W four CY Radio and what adventure has been So we're gonna talk about that adventure. We're gonna talk about upcoming adventures that are coming up in a few days, and we have two major announcements, not just one, but two major announcements that we're gonna talk about.

1:40 And then later on in the show, we're gonna. Have the pet health Guru who's gonna talk about some great pet health tips, especially raising them from babies all the way up to adult and senior dogs. But before we get started, let's bring on our resident non alien one. Because I'm the alien. I'm getting deported. Okay, So I was supposed to get paroled from Shawshank last night and everything everybody left at like two am, so I knew I wasn't getting paroled, and so I just escaped and then I had to drive straight to the airport and then I got here, I landed, I drove straight to the studio, and now we're here to describe what it was like at Shawshank Prison this weekend.

2:45 Would you like to know one? I would love to know. And that's why I said the raised resident non alien, because you're the non alien. I'm the one game deported. Because before I talk about the weekend, two announcements. One i'll talk about now, one i'll talk about later, but the one I want to talk about now is there is a new stop added to the pipe Man Radio Tour because I am getting deported to Germany, to vok in Germany, and I'm being forced to go to the Holy Land of Rock and Metal, the biggest rock and metal festival in the whole world, which, by the way, up until now, out of the top eight biggest rock and metal festivals in the world, six of them were on the pipe Man Radio Tour. Now it's seven one more to go. But thank god I'm getting deported because otherwise I wouldn't have gotten approved for the credentials.

3:55 So I like, how you say you're being forced. I listen. I don't even know what's going on. Man, I've never been to this festival. I don't even know what's going to happen. I don't even know what's going on. But I am going to talk about it, and we're going to talk about it in upcoming shows too, But first we need to talk about incarceration. Okay, So Thursday morning I started my journey at four am. I don't know what's wrong with me. I need to go to a therapist because I keep taking these flights where I leave the house at like two three am in the morning and I don't even go to sleep till one, so like it. It's really not beneficial. We're lucky I'm even able to do it.

4:47 And can you hear my voice? Wan? This is it's not just from festival dust. It's not from no sleep, you know what. It's from on. Too much screaming at the festival. Oh. The first two days at the festival, the fricking Canadians attacked the festival with their stupid forest fire smoke, you know, like, come on, what did we do to you? We tried to make it a fifty first state. Literally if you saw in the news one Okay, this is the disaster. I was going to like the apocalypse going to Mansfield, Ohio. Like the pipe man doesn't even really belong there anyway, even though I like a lot of people there, It's not really where the pipe man should be except if I'm being incarcerated. Okay, But okay, I get there Thursday we have the pre party. Literally, the smoke was as low as the ground. It was everywhere, and it listen. I like a good campfire. This did not smell good.

5:54 At all at all. Did it smell good? And it was dangerous the level the highest eyesaw I could have been higher was seven hundred. Do you know how dangerous that is for breathing? You're shape with or without allergies, no allergies like that went like literally under under one hundred would be almost normal. Like even at fifty six, it's a it's a hazard to your health, like you should I should be dead. We were all breathing in this crap and who knows what leftover is in there too, and so yeah, and then doing interviews of course I'm talking all day breathing that Canadian wildfire smoke, Like, dude, keep your fires in your own country.

6:54 Unless you want to burn something else and share with the class. So yeah, I don't know if you saw the news, the whole Midwest was like blan It was bad. It was bad, but what was even worse? I keep wanting to say, you never saw this show. You probably saw the movie, but Land of the Lost, you know Land of the Lost. I think there's a movie called there, right. Yeah, yeah, but it was named after a TV show, okay, And basically they go they go down this river and end up in prehistoric times with the dinosaurs. But there's also these other I don't even know what you would call them. They're like lizard men. I guess they were the original reptilions. Oh my god. I never put that together until just now. That's unbelievable.

7:45 Okay. So, and the conspiracy is older than the conspiracy itself. I know, right, And so they had these things called slee stack and you didn't want to deal with this, okay, but they were like they could have been reptilian reptilians. But anyway, I don't even know where where was I going with that one? I have no idea, Well where were we? So you're not even paying if you're paid, Yeah, if you're paying attention, you would know. Okay, So like paying attention to the show, will you? I like, I can't be expected to remember everything on no sleep for four days. Okay.

8:37 So yeah, we were smoked out. It was the great American smokeout. But I do forget why I was going with the slee stack. There was a reason for the slee stack and had to do it the the Canadians maybe their slee stack, I don't know, but oh, that's what it is. It was the other disaster are going on in Ohio, Okay, the cyclops. So it wasn't Land of the Lost. It was Sinbad. You gotta go back in history watch the sin Bad movies were called cyclops. Okay, yeah, okay, but it's not cyclopes.

9:18 Can you tell what I'm talking about by me saying cyclops? I know? Is yes? What else was really like? Ohio was the worst in the United States, and it was all it was all your fault one, okay it was. They proved it was your fault because it was from a supplier of Taco Bell in Mexico. Well they keep saying that, but you know, are. You moon lighting? Are you moon lighting on the station and working in Mexico at night and like putting these parasites in Taco Bell's Slettice got.

9:59 It the once you gotta do to pay these bills. Right, Well, Ohio was the epitarty. Like a friend of mine got it on June twenty second, and they only got better like two days before the festival. It was it was all over. So you had smoke and parasites. So the question is where are they blaming? Where are they blaming the parasite? Now? Hasn't Tacoba always done that to people? I don't know. Well, the scientist Okay. I don't know if you read the news, but the scientist gave a scientific term to the symptom that you get explosivevent explosive diarrhea. Okay, Like that's the scientific explanation of your main symptom, explosive diarrhea. I want them to define for me what explosive diarrhea is.

10:55 Like diarrhea is bad enough, it's explosive, like. You know, it's really bad and you're farting at the same time, so the forks are pushing the diarrhea out. Is that why? I kind of feel like that. On the day that they named it, it was like bring your child to workday, and they let the child's name because that cannot be like the scientific name for it. There's got to be something else. And then a four year old came out and said, oh, it's explosive. That's what we'll say. So I had to dodge smoke death cyclops death, well not death, just explosive diarrhea.

11:43 Maybe death. If I had explosive diarrhea on some six foot four dude, I did almost get into a fight, by the way, do. You want to hear about that? The almost sure? Well, so I was going back in after a back commation. Hey, we have another evacuation. That seems to be very, very common when you're around. Okay, So first day, okay, wait, wait, let's let let's back up for a second. Then will go into the good stuff. But I get there. Pipe man arrives in Mansfield, Ohio, and there's smoke in the air everywhere. Okay, And the first day was delayed.

12:26 I've never had this experience delayed due to smoke. I mean, it's smart because listen, I know I was asking some of the singers like, how are you going to sing in that? You know, because it's gonna be horrible. So I don't blame them for delaying it, but wow, nobody would believe you excuse me, or we're delayed now for smoke? Will you please stop smoking? And then we could start the show, thank you? And then uh okay. So then the second day, oh my god, did the pipe man have an adventure. The second day, the smoke was bad in the morning, but it cleared up.

13:14 Okay. By time it cleared up is when we were having Once again, I'm in the middle of an interview and it goes code yellow and then code red. Now mind you today smoked that night we were in threat by a code yellow. Never went to code red. Thank god it waited till Saturday. Like you can only have one disaster per day, okay, at pick one Okay, So basically then next thing, you know, good day. I was almost at the end of the interview. Though, and and she came up and put up the sign that said code red because at Rockville it wasn't a sign. She made this sign specifically because of me, okay, and because last time, Mike. So there's two people that run the media tent and their husband wife. Their husband wasn't there an incarceration. But he came up while I was doing an interview at Rockville and he said and he said red. He might have said code read, but all I heard was red because I'm doing the interview, and I'm like, but I already interviewed them today, because I did.

14:28 I interviewed read earlier today. So I thought he was telling me my interview for red was there and I had to end this interview. But no, it was a code read. Uh. And you guys got you guys got to listen to the interview with Psycho Stick because we were code redded during that interview. It wasn't the only one either, but that was funny at shit the reaction by that band. Okay, they were freaking out. Okay, uh so, and we almost got kicked out because we weren't ending the interview. We're just supposed to evacuate, all right. So I really did escape from Shawshank, And I'll tell you why. Like last night, I didn't escape. I got paroled. Okay, that's different. I got paroled so they could fucking deport me.

15:14 Like it's rude. So you're getting extradited. I can't get extradited if it's to a place I've never been. Ah, wait, yes I can. No, I can't get extradited. I could get deported because now we do deport people, you know, just because of their ancestry, to countries they've never even seen in their life. So that there's a difference. One you gotta know. The difference between me and deported and extradited extradited is when you're brought back. Okay, So like example, we will extradite a criminal that we deport to another country. If they don't punish him, then we'll import them back like El Chapo, perfect example. That's what Escobar was so always afraid of extradition to the United States, and uh so he built his own prison to avoid that. Can you imagine that being being able to build your own prison.

16:23 I mean, do you get to get on in the plans and put your own tunnel there? Or oh? Yeah he did. He like he had control of the place like that. That was the cushiest prison sentence ever. But uh and he was having sex all the time, and not with the other inmates, with it with with his uh you know, harem or whatever. But yeah, So seriously though, uh what a weekend Saturday, we get evacuated, okay, and so you had two choices, evacuate to your car or evacuate into the prison. My first choice was like, fuck, why am I going to my car? Evacuate inside the kit in prison? That that's much cooler, especially because it's haunted, which we'll talk about that. But anyway, Yeah, that was a bad idea, just saying just because something sounds cool doesn't mean it's a good idea. It was a sweat box in there. They were torturing us like they tortured the inmates of the Ohio State Reformatory. And I texted the person that runs medium. I like, I'm contemplating escaping prison.

17:47 I swear to God that was my exact words. And she goes, would she say something escape with an exclamation boy, I gotta pull it up. Let's seeld on, dude, because it is a real text message conversation. I'm not making this shit up. So I got at least a word for word. So let's see where is it. There's so much that was going on, ev al scrolling to do to get to it. Okay, so here it is. I say that, and she says, try to escape exclamation point. And I said, I already asked. I was told we could, so I asked for you know, listen, at least I asked permission to get to escape. You know, you gotta cross some palms, but you know whatever, you just give them a few tunas or something. Uh, And then she goes, whow escape the prison exclamation point again?

18:47 So I did. I thought it was good advice on my part. I thought it was good advice on her part. In theory, it was good advice. But here's what happened. So I go out to a parking lot and I'm looking for my vehicle within the thousands of vehicles. That's not my vehicle, it's a rental car. But see, I'm always smart. I take pictures, but it's starting to rain, so now you can't see shit. And then I found out later that the uh you know, the place was the cars around me I took the pictures of they were gone.

19:31 Oh no, we. Stip out. So as I'm walking around with my equipment, because that's why I thought about, Oh good idea, because I can get my m my equipment. I'm done with interviews now because we got evacuated, so I could just put my equipment back in the car and not worry about it. Well, that plan didn't work out that well because see, I kept walking around the area that I know where it is, and I can't find it. And then I'm hitting the panic button on the key and there's no sounds happening, and then it starts to pour. So I decided to take shelter in the outhouse. And the reason I did I was close to Santaga.

20:24 See. I went to the outhouse so I could grab the poncho out of my bag to cover over my bag. I didn't care about me, but I was going to cover the bag now let me tell you I had some psychic abilities before the festival, because normally the bag I bring to a festival is not the bag you normally see me bring into a studio. There are two different bags, but this back here is water resistant because it's made for you know, the beach and surfing stuff like that. It kept going through my head before I left to use this bag instead of the other one. And sure enough, good thing because while it was raining, soaking me before I could. Get to that outhouse. Uh, it was.

21:09 Basically protecting the equipment because when I finally got to the outhouse, nothing was wet inside that the backpack was wet, but the inside wasn't. So then I put the poncho on, put oh, you know, put the backpack back on. Put the poncho on over the backpack. I was already soaked at this point. My shirt shorts were as soaked as if you pulled them out of a washing machine and maybe didn't do the spin cycle, say with my say with my t shirt, and my socks and shoes were soaked from all The grass. Was really tall. It's a it's a field. It's not like normally a place people go. So walking around in that, so I had to walk around the rest of the night. My shoes still okay. Between I left them at the hotel with the air conditioner yesterday. They're in my suitcase now in the car. I think they'll finally dry up here in Florida.

22:12 They're still wet. But I'm always smart. I always bring a backup pair of sneakers just in case, because we're always getting evacuated. There's always storms, mud, whatever. Okay, So once again when smart did that. Then after that, I finally was able to find the car because what I did I should have thought about this before is I looked at the picture and I matched it up to the trees, and so it was perfect because I found exactly where the car was based on how the trees were in the picture. So find the car.

22:53 This assignment's too late for me, but at least the equipment was safe. And then we go back in. We're going back to go back to the original part of the story of almost getting into a fight. I'm staff, so I don't wait online in GA to get in, and the line wrapped around the parking lot for like it was probably a two hour line. I'm thinking, you know, I had to get back to work. Okay, So I walk up the side like by the banister, you know, and I feel bad, you know, because I don't want people to think I'm cutting, So like I'll say stuff, and i'll talk to this your regard.

23:35 Yeah, I'm staff. I'm making sure it's loud enough that they know there's this one dude must have been like six foot four, four hundred pounds. Those are the people that I like to open my mouth to too, by the way it seems. But he had his arm by the by there. He probably saw me come in put his arm there like I'm not going to pass. So I just tapped on. I said, excuse me. I was polite with everybody. You know, I'm working. Can I get by? So he begrudgingly lets me go. But then what a woozy Like I'm five foot nothing, a buck, nothing even soaking wet in that storm.

24:19 And he waits till I'm like, I don't know, I would say like ten yards away and says, oh yeah, sure, working while you're drunk. Now, I didn't have anything in my hands, and you know I rarely drink. There was nothing I said that led him to believe I was drinking, and I said, no, here, here's my credential and I am working and I don't drink, but thanks for opening your mouth, and he goes, I was just kidding. Calm down, buddy, No you weren't. You weren't just kidding and mind your own business by so you weren't drinking. You were drowning exactly.

25:05 Maybe you thought I had alcohol all over my wet clothes. I don't know anyway. So that was that experience. And later in the night I had to go find my car again, which wasn't that difficult because now I knew the guidelines, except it was dark and I'm in this field and I'm walking and there was a hole about. It was like a fifteen gallon hole. If you, if anybody can relate to what size that is. That's a huge hole. That's the hole you dig the bigger the plant a tree, okay, and or a body and or both.

25:49 And so I'm walking and then boom stepped right in that hole. I'll tell you how deep it was. It went above my knee, and so I like, and then I went down hit my knee and I heard my lower back. Go oh no, you want to hear no it isn't. So that was that day. Okay. So the first day was inhaling dangerous toxic smoke from Canada. The second day was that third day was beautiful. The sun was shining bright. It was a beautiful day. Everything was good. However, I went on the Blood Prison tour, which is the haunted part of the prison, but in it you don't know if you're being haunted by the characters or real ghosts because the prison's haunted for real.

26:49 Like on Saturday night, the Blood Prison music was playing at night, late at night, after all the Blood Prison people were gone, and everybody in the reformatory was gone, and we even question everybody at worked there, and nobody turned it on. So free concert, creepy stuff like that. But when I was walking through it, and I'm the type like I laugh when they try to scare me in those things. And then but I went through one room and definitely there was something messing with me that was not in that room, just saying what was in the room, just not physically in this world. So there was that, But it was a badass festival, like like imagine, I don't know if you ever watched a movie, but it's one of the most iconic movies ever being able to hang out at Shawshank Prison, and I know a bunch of people got tattooed there because they wanted to have their first prison tattoo, because it is a tattoo play a thing too the festival. So if I got tattoos, which I don't, I would probably think that way too.

28:01 But the music was just absolutely incredible. There's a bunch of interviews I did. Even with all those shenanigans, there's like fourteen interviews that you're going to be able to catch people on. Here. It's gonna be here on the Adventures of pipe Man Live, but it's also going to be on our podcast on Iheartpandora, Spotify, Amazon Music, Audible, and like over one hundred others. Okay, so make sure to check out. You could go to the Adventures of Pipeman dot com and you can get the newest videos of any of my episodes. But you can get incarceration podcast interviews on there within the next day or two, so keep your eye out for that.

28:46 Okay. So now I said I was. Getting deported, So I'm leaving Sunday on the Pipeman Raio tour to the biggest rock metal festival in the world. I have been improved for the first time this year, and lucky I have a friend there. I'm like, you need to show me around, because this place is bigger than the town we're in right now. Pretty much. It's a huge festival. You know when the media attended. I just found out today. You know when the media attends open one from ten am till three am. So if you think I didn't get sleep this week, and wait till I'm six hours ahead or five. I think it's six hours ahead over there. Oh my god, no rest for the wicked. And then after that I go to Bloodstock straight from there. The Bloodstock in the UK one of my favorite festivals. That's gonna be a lot of fun and check out. They do this cool thing it's called the Sophie Lancaster Foundation that they support. One of the stages is at and that's because of somebody who was a you know, a golf person that got attacked after a show and killed senselessly for no reason. So we show or support there and on Friday of Bloodstock, everybody in the whole festival wears pink in honor of her.

30:09 And then I said, add one more announcement. We're going to do that one more announcement, and then we're going to go to a quick commercial break of the Rockklahoma commercial because that's the next festival after Bloodstock, Labor Day weekend, America's largest best camping rock music festival. You could be there. You can win tickets for me, the pipe Man. Just go to pipe Man Radio on all socials and tell me why you want to go to Rockklahoma and you'll be ern to win tickets to go to that show. But first I want to tell you the pipe Man's day conundrum. He normally covers Riotfest, he normally covers Latter Life. This year, they're the same weekend, and there was a major announcement made this weekend. It's all over the news, It was on Good Morning America.

30:58 But Cap and James T. Kirk, ninety five year old William Shatner is going to debut his heavy metal band Whoa at riot Fest. Not only that, he had a list of demands. Would you like to hear what his demands work? Let's hear the demands? Okay, I want I want pet health Guru to be involved in this, because I'm sure he knows James T. Kirk and I have I got James T. Kirk got me through college basically okay, because that was my only free time, working eighty hours a week and pulling seventeen credits and semester at Rutgers, my free time was watching Star Trek.

31:43 So here was William Shatner's demands. Rename a boat in honor of William Shatner so he can captain a ship again. It's the town of Chicago has to provide that by way. So riot Fest has been writing him for ten years to do this. Okay, He's finally doing it, and he made demands from riot Fest and from Chicago. Chicago also has to do it. One prominently displayed riot Fest two thousand, twenty six billboard with William Shatner's face and the face of one lucky fan a classic Chicago food item to be named in tribute to William Shatner. William Shatner gets to co anchor the weather outside with Chicago's most beloved meteorologist. William Shatner gets to sing take me to the ballgame at a Chicago baseball game. That's what Chicago has to provide. Riot Fest must provide during the performance fire breathers, many of them, an intro video created by Gwarr and an artist golf cart shall be replaced instead of an artist golf cart.

32:58 He wants his. A delay orion to bring him around the festival. And then for hospitality, riot Fest must provide a dressing room chut and it shall be themed as Chatner's shag Shack to Arctics Artists specifications see eighteen point three of performance contract. This is serious shit too, by the way, It's not a joke, it's real. Four feet of Polish sausage, one Montreal Canadian hockey sweater signed by John Stamos, eight palettes of fago. That's the stuff that insane cons clown posse sprays at the audience, not to be shared with insane clown posse, it says, one pair of white tube socks and one pair of underwear, an assortment of a this is where pet Healthcare comes in and it's so aproposed for the show today. And an assortment of adoptable puppies sourced from a reputable local animal rescue nonprofit. And then a bouquet of flowers in a oz. You know, something sweet, something dainty and the last thing in which he had to remind the anchors

34:29 on Good Morning America because he was talking to him and they, you know, they gave all the demands, but they forgot one. And he said, you forgot one bowl of sour kraut in his dressing room ready to eat. And I didn't get that one until somebody informed me. And maybe Bill can like confirm this or not that apparently all the old people they eat sour kraut and that they say that's the secret to living longer because of the probiotics. So now, well I'll switch it to you Bill. Is that true? Yes, it is prevented foods. We lived with them for generations and enable elimiting them all by pastorization killing us.

35:13 But another thing on William Shatner. As you know, Dean, I do a patch company. He was our oldest ever intern with that company. Wow, Wow, that's cool, recording. I did a whole big promotion around it. He was the world's oldest inter for a company. Holy crap, that is cool. You know, hey, listen, I'm hoping I make it that long right with that kind of excitement. Well ninety and listen, now he's my hero he was before, but now ninety five and he's starting a heavy metal band.

35:54 Oh my god, Like I'm in such a conundrum which festival to go to because because it's like once in a lifetime, Man, how cool would it be to interview Captain Kirk but about metal? So what and what a great thing he's doing with the adoptable puppies and so how apropos to what we're going to talk about today, and that's about our babies? Oh my baby? What are these tips to have your puppies have a long lasting life? Bill? You know we have You know, adoptions have been around forever and ever and ever because you know it uhould just be called rehoming. And you know it used to be here just you're shared with your neighbors, but now it's become a business, unfortunately, and a big business. And to find good quality animals, I mean the purpose of a rescue of course, you know, we did a couple events years and we're in the very beginning where I brought up this question, and why why do the rescues feel that they have to do all these procedures, chemical interventions, all of this sort of thing, And how come the veterinary industry is into it so deeply. You know, if you're taking a dog from a bad place or a kidding from a bad place and putting into a good place,

37:25 that's admirable. That's what we want to do. That's what rescues job is. But they go through and they start incorporating all these veterinary procedures and protocols into it, which number one, raises the price, you know, so that they can't do it affordably, and adoption fees go up and up and up. The other thing is many of the animals that are in rescue today are there because of the veterinary expenses. You know, it's interesting, you. Can't you know, oh, I have to you know, in fact, a lot of rescues as well. If you send an adoption agreement, you have to do a certain number of veterinary visits, keep up the date with certain procedures, all of which have got documented histories of actually making the animals thicker. It's kind of like a you know, I'm creating customers through the kind heartedness of people that want to help.

38:32 Yeah, and that part. Of it is a really really sad part of it. Now, you know, I've been involved in rescue work for probably fifty years. We actually do run a nonprofit long Pine Rescue, which we've had for twenty some years, and our purpose is not so much to move animals, but ours is to try to teach them about holistic care and you know, natural living so they don't need the services of doctors and veterinarians and it. You know, we want to get them on the right track. Finding good repute one ones is sometimes difficult too. I mean the out come they all look good on paper, Let's face it. You know, I got a five O one three C and you know I'm running off with donations. But many of these five O one three c's, as you all wear and I am, basically, they're created it to create a paycheck for the person that's running and that you know, so it's very difficult. You know, you really have to dig deep and find those were the best reputations and you know they stand behind it. We do happen. I'm going to give a plug which I never do, but we work with the Milk Gron Foundation down here in South Florida, Miami that does all Neil care for really debilitated animals and uh, the founders of that were on the Pethhouse

40:06 Cafe show this past week and explain what they do and how they do it, and I mean just the care of these animals is phenomenal. I mean, the one of the founders of it, it's one of the few people I've ever found with the same passion that I have for helping animals. Nice. You know, that's very hard. That's a needle in a stock right there. Yeah. So, but yeah, I mean, you know, we we try to work with as many as we can. We offer We've always offered, you know, different programs for rescues that want to work with us. I'm getting those those poor abandoned animals out in a healthy state and move forward.

40:50 Let's keep these animals healthy and long life and don't put an animal in, you know, coming out of a shelter into a family that may have all kinds of financial issues down the road because of what was done in that rescue. Yeah, totally, So, uh what do you think of this idea too? Of William Shatner, Like all the other items were kind of ridiculous, but he really was being serious, like he wants to help pet rescues, you know, and that's a condition. Wouldn't that be great if most arnests or famous people took that strong of a stance to help animals.

41:35 You know, there's a lot of them that did make a good claim out there, but you know, unfortunately most of them are tied to a commercial interest. Yes, and you know, you. Know, everybody's it's like every celebrity now wants to get into on the either having a you know, a forever home, you know, a ranch for animal, which most of it is bogus anyway, but also then they're all creating these brand new supplements and brand new foods that are supposed to be you know, just super and there's really nothing more than the same old stuff that's been out there forever, you know, but I'm putting my name on it, and I'm making money off it. Yeah. I think people don't realize, like when they see something named after somebody.

42:18 Or that they you know, they're the. Sponsor person or the spokesperson, that they don't realize that that's what's about. It's business. It's not like you know, a passion. Yeah, I mean it's exactly. You know, it's like, Okay, I'm so and so, and when my dog Lulu got you know, hit problems. I was looking for natural solutions, so I went to basically allopathic medicine and found somebody was a little bit off the wall to help me develop a variation on the standard dog food and at a premium price, and this will actually save their life, maybe give them one or two years extra. Well, when you look at what that standard industry is done, they've taken a life span of outdsing of adults, especially from between twenty and thirty years. We've added modern technology, now medicine into it, and now the average is eight to ten years. That doesn't seem like progress to.

43:21 Me, No, not at all. Well, thank god we have people like you too, So you know, keep fighting a good fight for little furry. Friends every day, every way. And I see, you know, wand Shakin has had two and so I have to say, and the guppies. Absolutely coming in. I'm working in a new formulation for guppy food. H see that I would be interested in? Yes, yes, Unfortunately, you know, one of the favorite foods for guppies is baby guppies. I was gonna say other duppies, and I was gonna be funny about it, but that's really what it is. Yeah, oh, I don't do I want to help a cannibal.

44:11 Well, I mean most of you know, there's a lot of animals that we don't think it was being carnival carnivorous, but that they really are. But then you know, there's another part of it, because I was doing some work over the last couple of weeks, and you know, we're as mammals, we think, you know, nurturing and you know, mom raising you and everything else. But there's a lot of animals out there that as soon as they're pushed out or they hatch out or develop, are completely on their own. Parents have nothing to do with them at all. They they're born with the instincts and the abilities to survive. Well, thank god again they have somebody like you that can educate people.

44:57 On how to not kill him. Yeah, yeah, I mean I want to kill him, not. On purpose, not on purpose, but listen in bad advice. Yeah, I remember back, come God. This is probably twenty or thirty years ago. One of the Humane Action groups went up into I think it was Washington State or Idaho up there in the northwest some place to rescue minks. A big mink farm up there that they're raising the mink for you know, fashion obviously, coats and hats and stuff like that. So not knowing the animal themselves, they went through, broke into this place, started releasing, opening up all the cages and being are a charitable, ferocious fighter.

45:48 Yeah ninety, that's right. In the first half hour they killed each other because they're so territorial and they are carnivores. It's just it was such a disaster. I mean, can you imagine that the group, their PR person, how they explained that one. Yeah, exactly. That's a PR nightmare right there. That'll be followed by criminal charges. Yes, well, of course he had trespassing and uh, you know to start with, and disorderly conduct and you know, releasing the animals themselves under the animal rights you know, under. That that would technically fall on the destruction of property right for the business.

46:31 Yes, absolutely, And that was for kindness. We're going to release them and let them live. Free, Oh my Lord, for kindness. Well, you know, it's good you bring that up, because there's sometimes people I've met in my life that you know, their heart's in the right place, they think they're doing the right thing, but really, you know, because of their lack of knowledge, they're not really doing the right thing. Yeah. Yeah, and especially now in the day of social media, where someone with bad knowledge or lack of knowledge will make a statement and then that statement gets echoed throughout other accounts who believe that's the right statement because they agree with it, and then you just have a wave of misinformation going out there.

47:27 It's funny. I was just gonna mention the same thing that I had a discussion this morning on social media. And you know, they're talking, well, you know, this person is really knowledgeable and has like nine billion likes and you know, followings and everything else, and what are they doing. They're they're either showing a picture of an animal or talking about their own failures in life. You know, it's o kids talk about failures to build somebody up and show them a different way. But in many cases, these social media people too, are just you know, they're they're they're breeding on people's kindness and you know, charging for a class, a book or whatever, you know, and that really does not necessarily contain a lot of facts. You know, it's just my personal experience. Well, okay, you know, your dog live till twelve instead of ten.

48:17 I didn't wonders when it was supposed to live to be twenty So what's the success rate there? What is the actual success? Wow? Well, why don't you tell everybody about you know, pet health Guru, about Pet Health Cafe, about my Paleo pet, im anything else you want to tell them about. My whole my whole length of different endeavors. Well, my Paleo pet of course is our retail store and online presence. That's where we sell all the good merchandise, all the good herb, botanicals, uh, farm, the table items, the pet foods themselves, although they're not pet foods, are actually human foods package for pets us das uh you know, certified fit for human consumption. We do raw the area as well.

49:11 Rock Cow's mil grows grow goats milk, which a lot of people, even though it's labeled for not for human consumption. A lot of good healthy kids out there that are growing up strong and healthy because of it. Pet Health Cafe, of course is our our podcast, and I use it also under my magazine articles. And now we're setting the Pet Health Cafe media center and education center where we have guest speakers coming in and you know, be doing zooms and you know, different podcasts and that sort of thing to build up a business. As I mentioned, long time and Rescue is still out there trying to help other rescues do the best that they can. And know myself, I do consultations and nutrition. We help both people and pets, so I'm kind of like all over the place, as you're aware, you know, we manufacture also the biocomplete lineup of foods and verbal products, so we're kind of multifaceted with that. We found the problem where we need to improve the health and welfare of these animals through rescue, through rescuing them, putting them on a species appropriate diet, using different herbs, chanticles, and natural means to help their bodies heal themselves, because medicine does not heal anything. The body's got to do it itself, and all we can do is provide the tools, so we're there for that,

50:44 and of course then put out a distribution system that we can ship it all over the country, you know, to get this stuff into your hands as a listener, as a viewer to make your animal healthy, and then the consultations on the back side to make sure you're doing it right well. I strongly sug So everybody check out your show, your podcast, and your store. Best ever if you care about your pet, It's the only place where your pet has a voice and pet health grew. Don't go away. I want you to stick around till after I am in the show. I am right now. One. Let's roll rock Lahoma. It's here, rock Lahoma celebrating its twentieth anniversary and for the first time ever, Slayer and the return of Godsmack and Papa Roach. Rock Lahoma is back Labor Day weekend September fourth through sixth with Slayer celebrating the fortieth anniversary of Rain and Blood, Godsmack, Papa Roach, also Stone Temple, Pilots, the Pretty Reckless, Black Label, Society of Jet, Wolf, Mother, Hollywood, Undet, Dronkick, Murphy's and Cyprus Hill. Rock Lahoma. It's twenty twenty six, twenty years Slayer, who Gots Back, Papa Roach, Stone Tiple, Pilot, Cypress.

52:08 Hill, and so many more. Labor Day weekend September four through sixth than prior Oklahoma. Go to www dot Rocklahoma dot com for all ticket and festival information. Don't miss Labor Day weekends. Number one rock and roll party rock Lahoma. And you can come and come to pipe Man Radio on all socials and be entered to win tickets to Rockklahoma. And man, might you come back on here for a second and we can bring Bell on too. He can chime in if he wants. But okay, So there's a connection between incarceration and.

52:53 Rockklahoma. And if somebody tells me on my socials what that connection is, then they will be entered to win. Now, one, do you know what the connection is? They both? Have you banned from there? No? No, no, I wouldn't be able to go in there on the pipe Man Radio tour. If that's why you're going on there a monicer right. Well, that may be true, but you know they know to reel me, I'm not rebel. And so here it is one of the interviews I told you everybody check out the incarceration interviews. One of the interviews is with one of my favorites, Alien amp Farm. And on my way to incarceration on the plane, I was watching the new movie Michael and there's an artist named Paris playing at Rockklahoma. Bill based on what I said, can you guess what the connection is between those two festivals?

54:01 How about you? One? No, not all right listeners. That's all the heads you're getting. And you gotta go to pipe Man Radio on all socials and you could win two weekend passes to the best camping rock festival in the United States, or so I was told. And I also want to talk about Okay, we talked talked about I'm going to a granddaddy of all festivals, and that's Vakin in Vak in Germany. They literally it's hard as a little teeny nothing. They're so good at that in Europe too, like this massive thing that takes over the whole town. Okay, uh so that's why it's called Vakin Open Air because it takes over the whole town of Vakin. And then after that, I'm at Bloodstock, which is one of my favorite festivals to do all year for so many reasons. It's an it's it's family run, and it's a family feeling. If if you've never been there and you're going to pick one festival go throughout the year, go to that one. It's in the UK, greatest people ever, greatest festival. Everything's close. You have to walk ten million miles to get to each stage. So I kind of like that as a media person and it's they talk about good causes. I mentioned it in the beginner's show. But very important thing to me is that they really support this foundation called the Sophie Lancaster Foundation.

55:30 Many many years ago, it was big news that this girl and her boyfriend were jumped going home from a concert because they were goth, and the girl ended up dying. And that is Sophie Lancaster. One of the stages at Bloodstock is named Sophie Lancaster and on Fridays everybody wears pink in her honor and they donate all kinds of stuff to the foundation. I have some cool shirts from the foundation. They have cool merch you can get to donate, So even if you can't make it the Bloodstock, check out the Sophie Lancaster Foundation. But let me give you an idea of the lineups at Vaking and Bloodstock. We'll talk about Bloodstock first, since we're there, Okay, we I'm not gonna tell you all of them. There's a lot of bands playing, but I will tell you that Saxon's playing, Lamb of God's playing, Sepulteur's playing Municipal Waste, Biohazard Fit for an Autopsy, Life of Agony, Ven, Dead Bleed, from Within, Slurr to Prevail, Judas Priest, BodyCount, That's Ice Tea's metal band, Black Label, Society, Testament, Orbit, Culture Kitty and that's just the name a few.

56:47 There's so many more. And they do this like Battle of the Band's thing to pick local bands throughout the UK to play one of the stages at the festival, which I think that's totally cool. A family run festival supporting local talent. So you need to support Bloodstock good Bloodstock dot UK dot com. You can get your tickets, show your sport by merch whatever or just follow them on socials. And then vacin what's to say about Vakin the biggest in the world, unbelievable deemed, they call it the Holy Land and this year I don't know what this is about, but on Wednesday they're going to have gagam Mania.

57:32 I don't know. That sounds pretty exciting to me maybe. And then one of my. Favorites who I saw at Incarceration, lacunaic Oil is going to be there, def Leopard, Sabotage Europe, Ingvey Momstein, Pod Life of Agony, Judas, Breeze Inflame, Saxon Emperor, Sepulteur of Black Label Society, Sabotin, Powerwolf, Arch Enemy, Lamb of God, Airborne. Funniest interview ever on the Adventures of pipe Man was with Airborne. Go look for that in my podcast. You will die laughing. They're the funniest dudes ever. Ailstorm, Trip to con Thy Artist, Murder Nevermore and oh my god, there's so many I couldn't even count them in the whole show. Go check it out. Go to whacken dot com and you can check out the Vakan open air.

58:30 I said whacking because if you're in America, that's what you're gonna think. You're gonna think v by me saying Vadkin. It starts with a W and that's it. You heard it all the health Vakan, incarceration, my parole, my deportation, and most importantly the health Guru right here on the Adventures of pipe Man on W four c Y Radio make Sure Student every Monday, where we do more of the positive Mutton Pipemin segment motivational empowerment. Most importantly the pet health Guru with tips for human and pet health Wednesdays when you get the real Pipemin coming out and a lot of music stuff, and then every day there's stuff, So just pay attention to the adventurespipemin dot com.

59:20 Thanks for listening and we'll see you next time. Roll it one. Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin. I'm w for CUI Radio.