What Happened at Punk Rock Bowling Does Not Stay in Vegas?

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0:52 Before see White, I com with Bombas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight Man. Yo, I'm back from Vegas, back from punk rock Bowling. I get a chance to take a breath for a couple of weeks before the rest of the Pipe Man radio tour goes on. It's been a. Couple months, man, I just one after another after another, and of course Vegas, I'm not gonna get asleep, so I've probably gotten like six hours total sleep in the whole weekend or what have you until last night. But here I am because we need to talk about punk rock bowling. We need to talk about, first of all, something really great that happened during punk rock bowling. But we have to talk about the bands, the interviews, the sets, the Shenanigans, all that stuff. I also have to tell you what happened to me on my way to punk rock bowling, and we'll do that once we bring the pipe nuts on. But we also have a very special guest.

1:56 So I was sitting here in the studio. I don't do I'm not in the a lot anymore. But my next door neighbor, she is cool as shit. Okay. Not only that, but she is a great, great natural medicine practitioner acupuncturists. She has these great herbs, okay I have, Okay, so I get the festival flu if you know, you know when you do festivals, you get that dust and you can't breathe as you could probably hear. Okay. So I just bought this from her. It's to clear up my sinuses so I could get prepared for the next festivals they're coming up. I have two weeks to get my nose clear, and she's gonna come in here any minute, and she's gonna give me a shot in the arm live on the air. On that note, let's bring on our pipe nuts. We got studio nut and we have swamp douche. I mean swamp nut. Hey, somebody's calling me from unknown number? Should should I answer it? Live on the air.

3:04 Let's show it? Hello, man, I help you? Hello? Oh, I guess they don't want to be live on the air. They're not saying anything, but they're there because they're not. Now they hung up. I got them now, I got them. Now. Hey, Sabine, Sabin, are you ready for me? But anyway, okay, So it's a being. She is, she's incredible. Okay, don't tell them Nicole. Okay, but I've known some beings. So you don't think she wants just the show? Well take that off. Well, no, I told one.

3:47 Anytime I say stuff that I don't want her to hear, just mute it. Okay. So okay, And she's from Rise Above Wellness and she's right next door, and she's now preparing for me a shot that she's going to do to my arm. It's actually a be twelve shot. I love get those funny funny story Way back when when I was married with kids, and we're hanging out with the neighbors who are also married with kids across the street. Well, the wife across street was a nurse, and like I didn't drink, so they're all drinking. So my party favors I used to have give me a bet twelve shot while they drank. So that was my party.

4:30 My idea of party came to be twelve shot. Okay, Now, is this just the just by itself or is that to pregame so you can not be a lightweight. No, it's by itself, or it's pregaming for you know, like the other supplements that I'm taking. You know, it's the warm up. It's the warm up for the other supplements. Gotch Okay, But but she's going to tell you all all about herself because I'm gonna make her. She doesn't know it yet, but but she is going to come in and shoot She's gonna come shoot me up. So let me tell you the highlight thing that I want to talk about of what happened that was bad at punk rock Bowling, but good also it was good and it was bad so a Nazi. A Nazi showed up the punk rock bowling. If you know anything about punk rockers or big activists number one, And there used to be back in the eighties, there used to be these Nazi punks that were punks, but they were Nazis. And then there were bands like the Dead Candies that were totally against those bands and that. In fact, there's a song that says Nazi punks fuck off, and that's by the Dead Candies.

5:56 Okay, And so they're weds. A very big Nazi looked like he lived on your street, Rebel. Don't have those on my streets, thank you. Sounds like her type. Do you know him? Ratio on this dude, she's denying it. No, okay, so not denying it. I would say it if it did. But no, Rebel has become the the she's not a Nazi denier. She she's sleeping with the Nazi denier. So but anyway Nazis.

6:38 But well, so that means she was awake. Have you performed for Latio on Nazi? Hold on? Because she said she said she she didn't sleep with one, but she that doesn't uh, you know, maybe she was awake the whole time. Were you awake the whole time? Look at her? What kuy engineer is this they can never be ready for a show technologically. Okay, she's talking, we can't hear her. I guess we can say whatever we want now and she can't even respond. Okay, did you do what you were?

7:19 And I respond? We knew you could hear, but you couldn't respond because you were talking in your mouth was moving. It was quite pleasurable. Your mouth was moving. There was no noise coming out of it. Imagine that. Okay, So let me tell you what. Okay, So this Nazi, he was a big dude. He came into the festival wearing like a Nazi shirt, and man, the punk community there with security like escorted him out there. You can look up the video of it. But they got his butt out of there. He tried to stay, but it didn't work out too well. And thank god, because we don't need no Nazis at our music festival. That's all I gotta say.

8:07 Now. Speaking of assholes, though, let me tell you what happened on the way to the festival. You got yours bleached. Well sunning it. I got a little bit of a burn when I was in Columbus. Think of this. Okay, I live in Florida. Okay, Florida at Rockville, I did not get burned. Las Vegas did not get burned. But Columbus, Ohio Sonic Temple, I got burned. What the hell is with that? Okay, it's global warming and that's what that is. Oh my god. So here's what I was doing. Okay. So I was going to the eight and drive up ATM to get some money because I'm going to Vegas and I need to make a bank deposit. In Vegas, I have a bank account there where I make deposits, and there are no withdrawals allowed. Sometimes sometimes you can make a withdrawal, but it's a temporary withdrawal till the next time you go back. Then you have to redeposit it. Okay.

9:06 So I get to my ATM and literally my hand is on the money, grabbing it, and the guy behind me is beeping like I'm taking too long to grab my money. And then I'm counting the money because I'm not driving away without counting the money. So he's laying on the horn. So I gave him the bird. I stuck it out the window and then I yelled out the window and I'm like, uh, do you mind if I count my money? And then I took off. Can he guess what happened next, Rebel, because it's something that would probably happen in your state. No, he did not.

9:48 The car he got out of line. The idiot, he was such a rush, chased me down like he's in an action movie. I thought it was a cop doing it at first, because he did one of those like the cops do They race passion then get from you to try to stop you. Dude, I have a cheap moab with muttered tires. Are you fucking kidding me? You gotta audie and you think you're gonna stop me? He's lucky. I was in a rush to get to the airport because I could have just drove right over his vehicle. Okay. And so then he opens his window and he says. Hey, if you're gonna flip me off, get prepared to get your ass beat first of all, Okay, you ain't that tough and macho asshole. And I hope you're watching this because come get it. Okay, because somebody flips you off, you think that the warranted response is to beat their ass. Okay, Like what kind of fucking world do we live into?

10:46 Like if I punch you beat my ass if I flip you off, flip me off back, Okay, that's it. Okay, you can open your mouth, shut up. But I also here's the first thing I was thinking when he drove up, What a moron? Because in the world we live in right now, like what if I had a pew pew Okay, like you're an idiot. If I had a pewpe you, you'd be bye bye. Okay, it happened recently here in westbom Meats. Did you know that one that somebody flip somebody off and the other person shot him. So maybe it wasn't a good idea for me to flip the dude off for saying but yeah, so and then can you guess what my response to him was. Let me just first say that my normal response to somebody that said that to me is like, go fuck yourself, or.

11:45 I'm alive you right where you stand. I've been known to do that in the past, like especially with big dudes, because when you're a little dude like me and you got some six foot four, four hundred pound dude and stand face two stomach to him and you say I will un alive you right where you stand, they just look at you and back up because they're like this dude must be like coffee's ma's mad, you know, and they get a little worried. But in this day and age, you can't do that anymore because somebody might pew pew you, you know, and like you open your mouth and you get pew pewed and not in a good way. Okay, is there a good way to get pepewed?

12:27 Well, well, if she's hot. Oh, this is like a mister and missus Smith thing. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Yeah, see, Okay, So it's a little exciting because, like I mean, even as example, I think I talked in the last show about how I had my hair done and I cheated on Bella at Rockville and she was gonna hit me and I might like it. Well I did see her so she could see in person the hair, and she did hit me, and I did like it. Okay, So anyway, this is can you get rebel what you've been around me? What do you think I said to the guy or did or didn't do or did n't say?

13:14 You probably just flipped him off again and said bring it on. Well, you wouldn't say bring it on? But you say, come on and get it. What do you think one. Well, I think you for sure didn't have the same reaction that I had when someone flipped me off in traffic. I'm gonna go ahead and say you told him to have a nice day. You're close, actually, but what what was your reaction? I wanted? So this guy apparently he was in the rush and he was trying to get around me. But you know how like when you have multiple lanes in traffic and everyone's going the same speed, they can't pass you. So he was basically like trying to push me and I wouldn't budge.

13:57 So he went over. Yeah, he was like bumper to bumper with me, and I wouldn't budge because I said, like, you know, like screw him, Like I'm not gonna move for him, you know, I don't have to. So he went over to the next lane and got bumper to bumper with the other guy. The other guy sped off and he got beside me and he started like you know, yelling out the window, and he kind of like swerved into my lane a little bit and flipped me off. And what I did was I scrolled, I pulled out my window. I said I love you too. I winked at him, I gave him a kiss, and he sped off faster than you can imagine. He didn't he didn't want a part of it. I like, dude, like, I'm just spreading positivity here, Like, I know you're having a bad day, let me like make your day.

14:39 You know. Did you lick your lips while you're doing it? No, I cannot pull off something that sexy, So from his point of view, he probably thought I was crazy. I literally did. I literally did say to this guy. I'm like, like, I have a plane in the catch catch me where I come back later. And I took off, uh you. Know, and then on the way back, oh, like okay, So I'm in my seat after traveling since four am yesterday, I was traveling and I got back here at like five pm and I opened the compartment of my uh seat, I'm like, where the hell is my bag that I put there? Somebody moved my freaking bag? Like, what the fuck is wrong with people these days? I just have to say that it's what the fuck Wednesday? What the fuck is wrong with people? Like I would never touch somebody else's back, and I see it all the time, like people move people's bags so they can put theirs there, you know, And so they moved my pag like ten rows forward. Nobody tells me, oh man, it's just stupid.

15:57 People are stupid today. We need to also being because she didn't come over yet. She must have gotten tied up and I'm not there something. Okay, so we're gonna call her. This could be funny. I'm then call her because she's right next door, and I'm going to call her to come. Okay, here we. Go texting in the same room. This is better, all right, dude, Hello, Hello.

16:38 Nose, you're on the air, right, Hello, you reached the phone of doctor Selina Clark. I am in the moment not available to pick up the phone, but I was to. Be delighted to if you a call back. To give me some message or since a text message. And I as soon as I'm possible to do so, I will call. I don't wonder. Hey, this is pipe Man live on the air calling you, okay, because I'm telling everybody about how great you are, and you're gonna get come over and give me a shot. And so I feared I can't move because I'm live on the air, so I can't like knock on the door.

17:20 I might take something, throw it on the wall. And because you're right next door. Uh, even the voice you all hangs up on me like what nok no respect? Like Rodney Dangerfield, I'm the two point oher version. No respect. Well, the voicemail hangs up on you. That that's you know, that's a problem. Okay, So punk Rock Bowling. It was freaking amazing rebel. There she is. Look, she came, Hey, we just left you a voicemail live on the air. Please disregard that message. Okay, here she is. You gotta get into the.

18:02 Okay, she is the amazing doctor of acupuncture next door. Okay, and she does it all. I showed them before. I'm already taking this for my festival. Flu Ooh okay, which side we going? Oh boy, here we go. Okay, you get to see this live on the air. Folks, Hey, pipe nuts, get back on here so we can see your reaction. That fucking hurts man. No, it doesn't really hurt people. I didn't even know she did it, Like yeah see I didn't even flinch, right, But I want to ask you something here.

18:48 I'm gonna move over. Why does it go on your arm. Oh, she wants to know you can't hear her, but she wants to know. Why is it going your arm? You can't do it. Give her the microphone. You want to do it like it's not. Oh if I knew that a way, I had to do it in the butt live. Shit, you always do it that they are, man, that's more fun. Like the next music festival, Matt, you have to come and you'll have to do it in the butt live on the air at the music festival backstage. I'm anybody that does it gets a bead. So I have to ask you a question because we have somebody else as a show on this station.

19:29 She's in Canada. She's a doctor of acupuncture and she's sometimes co hosts of my show, and we talked about I call her the butthole doctor. That's why I because one show she was describing. Butt sonning. Are you familiar with that? I don't do that? Okay, well look it up. It is a real thing. It's a real thing where you're like, you're only supposed to get like ten seconds. So people that are doing the butt signing wrong, it's gonna hurt. But you're just supposed to expose. What's that called the it starts with a peg there? Yeah, there, you're supposed to sun ten seconds.

20:19 You know it's coming. Now I have a question. You just get undressed. I have a question. I have a question. Look, here's your website address. Okay, So I have a question for you. Okay, Because she was telling me she has one client that requests this. Okay, it's not something she practices. He requests because his previous acupunctures did this, getting a needle in that same area. What do you think about that? I don't blame you. You don't listen. If you want to, you know, peg buttholes, you'd become a proctologist, not an acupuncturist.

21:03 I agree, I absolutely agree. There are certain things I really don't want to see from everyone. Right, have you ever heard of that? Though? Okay, have you had? I got asked? Really, what purpose would it serve? Except I don't know? Hurt? Yeah, hurt. I think it's perverse. It's obviously like guys coming then to female acupuncturist, like, I don't know. I would never think of asking acupunctures. I wouldn't even ask a massage. Therapist to do that. Okay, and that's the one you would think might do it for you. Happy ending massage. I think it's also not necessary the points, what's that point treated? There are other ones around, so you can if there would be a condition for the bladder prostate, you can treat around.

21:50 You don't need to go right there. So I have another question, okay, rebel there she runs her Louisiana studio. Okay, and you know where there's still racist to that state. Okay, do you have any kind of treatment for racist Southerners? Them in the eye? I love it in here she says she can poke them in the eye with the eye. Well, I mean it would work because you cannot be racist if you cannot see color. See that was brilliant you thought of that. But in all seriousness, tell everybody everything about.

22:31 You, everything about everything. That's a long list. No, yeah, I do the occupuncture. I do be twelve shots obviously NAD shots. They are very good. It's so cool because it's like if patient's day stopped. There UNTI the pressant because they are now taking NAD. It gives you a healthy energy, It cleans your and push your cell membrands. Will you on a cellular level, helping you, tweeting you, making you happy, bouncing around. I got my shot this morning. I want one, and I'd probably be like like a superhero, like I'm already there, so I want more. We have questions, absolute, Yeah, I could use a happy shot.

23:14 Are the questions are you? Can you put them on the screen? No, No, I just have to ask. Okay, we have questions, and she's got to go back. But all right, ken questions for you? Do they have to be a patient in office or can they be online? Do they have to be a patient in office or can they be online? For what? For? To do business with you? Like let's say they don't live near here and they want some kind of online treatment. I do consultations, but it can help for giving you like herbs and recommendations, life recommendations. But obviously I can't put the needles through. We haven't figured that out to see that comes from a Southerner.

23:55 See only would ask that. And give it to yourself or her Now you can order it. Okay, here's a question. So there's no like uber aids for shots. Four years and we need that over a thousand practice hours before we get licensed. So no, I would not yeah, I. Would have thought they had like overeids for shots. What kind of shot like overeads like you know your. He thought there was like an uber eats for shots. I should yeah, we should do that. There's an invention right there. Okay, So what's that last shot you talked about? That na D n A D okay, So what are there any side effects or negatives? Again?

24:39 Answer any reason somebody shouldn't get that? No, absolutely not, because it's for your cardioiscular system. It's for you. You have it yourself. It's just declines with age like everything. You can replenish that and it helps you for your cognitive functions cardiooscia, as I said, metabolism, kidney it's it's really good. I need that. How often should you get that? Once a week? Once a week? All right? So if you have time, let's do that on me too, or if you have to go treat somebody now, I'll come. I'll come after. When are you free after for me to come over and get one of those?

25:20 All right? So I'll come knock on your door. I don't like yeah, I don't like doing I have somebody's in there in your treatment. So tell everybody how they reach out to you on socials on the web, call you whatever you want to know to book appointments with you. Yes, you can reach me over Rise above accupuncture dot Com. Also Rise Above Accupuncture is my social media on Instagram or Facebook and five six one eight one eight three seven six one is the phone number you can text me or call me nice. So now I can do my show and rant with all my negativity and then come off the show and get the happy shot. Absolutely, that's a good deal. I love it.

26:01 Well, thanks lot for coming over and shooting me up. You know I'm not a heroin act. I'm a BE twelve addict. Yeah right, thank you, And there she goes all right. And for the audio listeners, that's Rice Above Acupuncture dot Com with dashes in between the words. There you go okay. So oh I feel better away with that BE twelve shot. You know what freaks me out about the B twelve shot though? What the next time I gotta take a piss, it will come out red because your body dispels what it doesn't need. Okay, So if you take supplements or anything like that, it uses the what it uses and spits the rest out.

26:47 So you don't you know, you're not ruined your body as much, you know, as you would if you were doing heroin that stays in your body. Oh, so let me tell you aboutpeaking of heroin. Okay of heroin. Yeah, no, we are because I learned something this weekend. Okay. So I was hanging out with Punk Rock Lives there. Their charity organization are really really cool. They they help you know, people with mental uh illness and all kinds of things. But one of the things I found that was interesting is that they actually provide narcan two people like and do you know what that is?

27:36 Rebel that's what they used to stop a fedel overdose or help save someone. Or you know, yeah, any kind of overdose in general, just in general an overdose. Okay. And I found out something very interesting recently. What's that? Well, because there was somebody. I know that it did pass away from heroin overdose and uh, they actually had Narkin with them, so, you know, because you know how addicts are, they think they have it under control. I said this, and I said this to him, and I was like, yeah, no, you can't use it on yourself. Somebody else has to, meaning like, by the time you need it, you're already done, like he needs somebody to revive you type of thing, you know, I guess something like that.

28:32 But uh, yeah, So I. Would highly recommend everybody in the Louisiana area, if you're near to buy you get yourself a Canon Narcan. You might need it. But just where where Nicholas say it's Narkan left from pocket, so people know where to. Look exactly, Rebel, have you ever known anybody that has taken heroin? Yes? I dated someone. See it just proved my point right there. He fell for that trap. All for shit. You asked me a question, I answered, I may no longer date him.

29:15 Let me tell you why I don't do heroin. Okay, because because it's heroin. Besides that, because there was a friend of mine that was doing Heroin right in front of me when I was a teenager, and I watched as the needle broke off in his arm. I watched him have to catch it as it was going through his bloodstream because it goes straight to your heart and push it back all the way down his arm out the hole. And I'm like, fuck. Yeah, And that is the main reason, that is why needles should be one time use only.

30:04 Yeah, there you go like, I mean, he offered to let me use that needle after he's done with it. But no, I don't even get it because in all honesty, I don't. I don't like getting shots ever. Guess what I got one on air? Does I mean? Like I like getting a shot? Like, but you know, why would I do it to myself? I never did get that. I never got inflicting that kind of pain on myself, like by getting a shot, you know. But hey, and the thing that sucks about heroin is you only have to talk, well, you only have to do it once and then you could be.

30:51 That. That's really what kind of scared me too, Like, you know, who wants to take that chance? You know, at least if you're, you know, doing meth or something, maybe you could do it once and never again. You know, there's none of the meth addicts. That's true too, Okay, but a rebel, maybe you did meth before it was called. I have never ever done anything, thank you you very much, and I can do any kind of test. I have a question for you. You've never taken any kind of drug whatsop? Never prescription drugs that they. Tell you non prescription. Let's say, non prescription.

31:33 I have never taken any non. I'm gonna say, and I say, it's a big thing of mine because it's so acceptable. So do you drink coffee? No? Do you drink soda? Hardly ever? Okay, because you do realize caffeine is a drug. It's like one of the worst drugs actually, because it's so socially acceptable. And that's why they use caffeine and soda because they weren't allowed to use cocaine anymore. Is the non? Is it on a non prescribed drug list? Is it on a street lead street? You don't need a prescription for caffeine. You could go to Walgreens and buy notoes. But is it illegal? It doesn't matter whether it's legal. It's bad for you.

32:15 Okay. You didn't ask if something was bad for me. You asked did I ever do any drugs? I tried. No those ones. Okay, that's over the counter. I was in college and it was finals week and I had to stay up, so I tried not those one night. No, those envirorant not a good thing. Oh. Let me tell you something. That was the worst fucking feeling ever in my life. I would never do it again. Okay, I would. I'm already high energy, so now I'm going to pop some caffeine pills. Okay, I was shaking my head. It was it was horrible. It was the worst feeling ever.

32:58 I'm like, how do people do this all the time? Now? Do you think I would do good on that? No? Right, yeah, because he's kind of a key, so he might, he might. But to be honest, one, to be honest, cocaine's a lot mellower. So if you stay up, Oh. No, cocaine never made me feel like caffeine. Did have a drink Coca Cola back in the day, Yeah, it probably. Did, you know. Yeah, I wasn't a life back then. The worst that happens is that cocaine's cut with baby laxative, and that really kind of sucks when that happens.

33:46 Have you ever experienced that? No, you become active on both ends. Totally right. Your nose is running and so is your butthole. Sun table. The pipe ads advice do. Not use cocaine that's cut with baby laxative. Okay, well they might not. Listen to that. Okay, I'm just gonna if you're gonna do it, If you're gonna do it. You have to do it the right way. Okay, here's another Okay, here's another good one, and then we're gonna go back to punk rock bowling. Okay, can you guess what LSD is cut with when they sell LSD on the streets, because you can get LSD pure, you get yeah it's still a thing, but you can get LSD pure, But they make more money. That's why I don't know if people realize this. The reason all drugs are cut is so that they can make more money off of you. Of course, you know they they even cut marijuana back in the day. They would put like orange peels in the banana in the bags of pot to make it way more so if you so, if you're somebody that is a pot and said I've never smoked orange peels in my life, you are wrong by way.

35:12 I just want to say. Color what it Isn't marijuana. Green or well it has You can get marijuana with red hairs, purple hairs, you know, orange tinge. There's like different colors of marijuana. See, you don't even have to lie about that. You can just say, like, you know, this is a citrus blend. Yeah, exactly, and then it becomes like a niche you know. Yeah, before it was even the you can charge more for that, right exactly, that's what the government does. Now that it's now that's legal, that's what the government does. It becomes a new flavor. So okay, so let LSD. Do you know what they cut that with?

35:59 No? Okay, So, first of all, they do cut it with speed. But that's not the worst part. Cyanide arsenic like literally for real, not enough to kill you. Crack? No, yeah, what do they make? They make something with rat poison. It's the same thing. Yeah that you're probably talking about math when they're cooking math. Oh, it's different than crack. It's a whole other level. But uh, just a note all of it. Please, Okay, I'll give you some more advice, rebel, the next time you take some dexo lice and dextro lie sergic dithalmid what dextro life surgic dithalmid.

36:47 If I can't say it, I'm not. Oh okay, so let me give you a trick and trick Okay, if you're going to take OSD, make sure you have an make sure you have an orange with you, because if you. Eat an orange. After taking LSD, it makes the colors that you see on the LSD much more, much more vibrant. No, it does he have to be an orange or can it be any fruit? No, it's definitely an orange. It's the vitamin C in the orange. It's an orange. Ladies and gentlemen, please don't you don't You don't necessarily see lights. It's not something to try to do. Don't sound injections.

37:27 What would happen if you mix it with vitamin B shot? Oh you're fucking feeling like the best you've ever felt in your life? Are you kidding me? It's not? Okay? But okay, So if you really want to get get. The really bright colors, okay, then you do what they did back in the eighties and they would literally inject LSD into an orange and you eat the orange. Is that what they is? That what they call it for fruit? You want to get you one of those lights that. It's not it's not the same rebel.

38:10 Okay? How long do the effects last? Eight hours? That's all all right, I'm. Gonna need a day off for personal reasons. Well, well, no, you can need two days off. Eight hours that you're high. But it takes like a day to recover because after you come down they call it like veggie brain. Like you definitely are like vegged brain. Okay, I'm gonna g I'm gonna need two personal days off. Yes, I don't want to say why hours. How it works is it's like climbing the mountain. So basically you climb up and then around the two hour point you're what's called peaking, and that's when the colors are the best, the trails are the best, the hallucinations are most realistic.

38:52 Oh well, look at what happened to just say No. Ever since Nancy Reagan said just say no. Crack was invented, Meth was invented, Fentanyl was invented, oxy cottons was invented. Everything that's been horrible in the drug scene since, especially in big pharma, all came from this just Say No campaign or rug. At the study of it, no is oxy read that bad happened? Yeah, because the whole drugs say the whole drug say no thing. I'm gonna called drugs say No. The whole just say no thing was you say no to street jugs?

39:36 So that the Reagans could make sure that the pharmaceutical my companies could make all this great ship get people high, and they make all the money instead of the drug dealers on the streets. If nature didn't make it, don't take it. Just saying, well, even with marijuana, now with the dispensary, it ain't even man, it ain't even God knowing anymore. See. See that's a slippery slow because she said, if nature didn't make it, don't take it. But cocaine comes from. A plant, Yeah, exactly, so eat the damn plant. Even I think heroin comes from the same plant. Too, no different plant. Cocaine comes from the coca plant, and heroin, which is why it was so popular during the days of Vietnam, comes from the poppy plant. That's why if you are on probation, okay, I give some more advice. Now, if you are on probation, do not eat poppy seed bagels.

40:32 You will test positive for heroin. Eat them, eat them all you need and bring it. Go in there eating a poppy seed bagel. That's the moment she says she doesn't do drugs. But that's the problem. That's why rebel is the way she knows. She eats a lot of poppy seeds. I don't even have any poppy seeds. Them and she dips the poppy seeds into the sap of the coca leaf. Okay, people, those things would probably make you skinny. The only thing anybody would legally, you know, have a smidgeon of a chance is if I smoked wheed and I don't, okay, because you get the munchies and you eat right. That's the only one you could probably accuse me of ever doing, which I have never and I have proof.

41:19 Never ever have you ever taken a diet pill? Nope, because when I was in high school, that's what you got high off of diet pills. It was a big give. You, like, could you imagine me on something? Yeah, I imagine that every time nothing but uppers with you every time you ask a question like why do they have an HIV testing inside? I don't know, maybe because people don't want to catch HIV and they want to make sure everybody's tested. You know, not anybody can live in the. You know sign. They showed modern day sodom and Gomorrah like you I know, and they miss by way fearless fabulous. You was just on She's now in New Orleans, and I gave her your dress, rebel. I hope you don't mind. She wanted to hang out with you into some poppy scenes. Yeah, okay, one, okay, so you're hispanic.

42:24 Have you ever smoked poppy scenes? No? I have not. Okay, I don't think no, I don't think anybody's ever done that. But you can smoke heroin. They used to sprinkle the heroine onto the pot and smoke it back in the day before they had all these better drugs that they had. Now, you have to be more You had to be more innovative back in the day on getting high, Like, okay, here's some great household highs. Banana felste Wait a minute, why did you buy grapes today? Oh? Oh, okay, I'm glad you brought that up. I am glad you brought that up. Okay, okay, So since we're on that, okay, so that's also something you can smoke to get high as grape line. Actually, Jesus, you can just cut it right off and start smoking it.

43:18 I learned that in summer camp. By the way, I feel like, yeah, why are the other kids like, hey, check this out, get your high? And he just cut it off and started smoking. And see I kind of feel like you have to be high to make that kind of discovery, right, you totally do, like you just start testing what gets you high? What's your high? You're like, let me try this. I okay, grapes because today is not only is it National Grape Day, so I had to go buy some grapes, it is also National Grape Popsicle Day.

43:59 You know that's not my list. I never knew that one. Yeah, So what's on your list, Rebel? Because there's another very important day today and I want to see how well you did the research in Louisiana? All right? On my list, this says Amnesty International Day. I can't even say that one. I'm not going to go there in international hag. I want you to say it. I want you to say it. Say the one you say you can't say, go ahead. Ascension of Bahayulah. Okay negs International Hamburger Day, International beef Burger Day, that's. What it is, Okay Hamburger Day. I've been flooded with emails from Habit Burger. You have a Bogo charburger today because of a National Hamburger Day.

44:47 Go on, Rebel, National beef Burger Day, National Brisket Day, National Senior Health and Fitness Day. Wait, wait a minute, beef burger and hamburger. Okay, are we trying to say that hamburgers really are supposed to be made out of ham? I don't know what this because a hamburger is a beef burger. All right, So here's here's what I have. That turkey is not beef. You take that. It's a National Hamburger Day, National Beef Burger Day, so maybe they separating the ham. Though they they're talking something sexual, to be honest. Okay, here's what I have on my my research.

45:28 It says National Hamburger Day, National Brisket Day, and then World Hunger Day, which I think is cruel that they put it all in one day. That makes so much sense. Hungry if you don't eat meat, I guess I don't know. Yeah, but it's National Hunger Day, so like, why would they put the National Hamburger Day in National Brisket Day on that same day? I'm hungry too, I was gonna eat lunch before the show, and then Wand just started talking to me, and then I look a like, fuck nowling. Just. Oh man, we have four minutes. Okay, Well, We're gonna take a little more in four minutes because I want to talk more about Punk Rock Bowling.

46:11 And it was absolutely I was in shock. It was amazing. Not part of Punk Rock Bowling, but down there in the downtown Las Vegas. You know who played for free on Fremont Street, Hinder, Hinder, Go Ahead, Drowning Pool, Saliva, and alien An Farm. I only know. I was like, that is so cool, Like it's like, oh, I'm done with this festival, let's go see this. But anyway, yeah, I always love Punk Rock Bowling. It's one of my favorite festivals because it's so cool. It just overtakes downtown Las Vegas and you have two stages, but then you have all these club shows, which are really cool, you know, and all these bands playing the club shows. They have the punk rock Karaoke, which is a big staple.

47:05 They have the. Bowling tournament, they have the poker tournament, and then you know, I was also at an after show at the Hogs and Heifer's Saloon. Unfortunately it's going to be closing down so it won't be there next year, but they help out punk Rock Saves Lives. So you show up to this show, all you do is you give a twenty dollars donation non a ticket price, a donation for Punk Rock Saves Lives, and then you get to see killer bands, one of which we interviewed, which is a super group. It was Ultra Bomb. Oh my god, and they were so fucking good. But they were so killer you can't wait to hear the interview. Okay, So you have from Hohosker Do, which is one of the famous punk bands from way back in the day and of the seventies eighties, you know, somebody from Collective Soul, and you have the original drummer of Social d who also headlined the festival Social Distortion. So what a badass band.

48:10 And let me tell you something. What I love about the punk rock festivals. They show you just how badass women are, because there's more and more punk bands are girls, and man, they are so badass. There's one I'm interviewing tonight. They're the Hot Patuities. They were so good. And then there's this other band that was playing, Babe Haven. Oh my god, they're like one of my favorite bands. Now. I love female bands because they got so much emotion and so much passion and they are like the epitome of punk rockers. In my opinion, it was just such a great event and there were a lot of nanigans, not a lot of sleep I did, however, I did have out, however, win money. This time I got take a withdrawal from Las Vegas. So what happens? The first day I lost sixty bucks, but I was by myself, and then my partner in crime for the festival showed up the next day and three times in a row, three days in a row, I won. So it just shows that lady luck is true. And except man came to my first wife thing one. So yeah, okay, but anyway, how badly late am I?

49:29 Anyway? Oh no, I'm not sure I'm doing great. I'm gonna still do a couple extrements because I got stuff to talk about. But I mean, yeah, it was. It was such a fun time. And here's the most fun part of all. Wait for it. I think everybody's been waiting the whole show for this. And before I say this, I'm going to say I finally have some time off a couple of weeks. Maybe I can breathe, maybe I can get some sleep and do it all over again. Because then the pipe man heads onto the other side a pond for Download Festival. In the UK. Then then I'm going, like, I have two days off between Download and Hellfest in France. Oh I love Hellfest and I already have an interviews book for both those vestivals.

50:16 But there's two days off. So what does the pipe man do? I could hang in London, I could hang in France. No, I'm going to another fucking continent for two days. I'm going to Marrakesh, Morocco for two days in Africa. So like, who does that? The pipe man does that? Oh, you're gonna need some shots for that one. Yeah, I already got those shots and it didn't work. But anyway, so the thing is that's gonna be killer. But here was the most killer thing they have every day, the punk rock pool party, the punk rock swim where they have bands playing and you're at the pool on the hotel.

51:00 Here's what was great. My hotel room was directly over that, so I didn't even have to leave my room, although I did to see the punk rock swim or hear it. Like there was even the ones that were late at night. It was so cool, like you could be up at two three in the morning and hear the punk rock swim pool party going on. You didn't try to jump from your balcony to the pool again, did you? The windows don't open or else I would have. But here's the thing is that I got to go in there and do the circle pit. So it's so funny. You guys will have to look at my socials. I'll post some of that. But they have a circle pit in the pool and it's so much fun. And there are some requirements in the circle pit in the pool.

51:48 One is there have to be inflatable bananas. They there have to be inflatable aliens. There's tubes, and then there's the inflatable sex style, which is the most active part of the circle pit. Oh my, I hope it's not in the way he was intended. It might have been, It might be okay. Everybody in the pit took a shot. But anyway, so and here here I was in the interrupter's circle pit, which was so much fun except at one point and it when it got dark, I was in the midst of like mayhem and lost my shoe.

52:35 One shoe. In the pool. No, in the regular pit at the fire. Oh he lost his shoe Cinderella style. Yeah, well it kind of did happen that way though one because what happened was so then like I'm trying to get myself out of the pit before somebody steps on my foot, okay, And I thought I was successful till the next morning when I took a shower and saw the bit bruise on my foot. But uh, you know, basically, and then I'm standing on the outside pit just try and look for it because I'm not walking back in the pit with no shoe on because that could hurt. Obviously, by the shower in the next morning, we found that out.

53:16 And so this is the next morning to find out. I see this. I see this dude pick up a shoe and I go run over and I'm like looking at it and I'm like, oh, it's not mine. I gave it back to him. And then this girl comes up to me and she goes, I saw your shoe. Here it is one. I saw your shoe. I'm like wow. She goes, it's over there here, I'll go get it for you, and she went over and then things came down a little, so I walked over towards her because she didn't come back and She's like, it was here, I can't find out, and then she found it. It was it was somewhere else because it travels throughout the pit. Once it's off your foot, it's traveling throughout the pit. Sometimes it'll fly up in the air. Maybe it'll fly out into the crowd. That's why I was worried about that somebody would pick it up and just fly it out into the crowd. But I did get back to my shoe, thank goodness, and was able to come home and do this show today Live with w or Cy Radio with both shoes and man, you guys are gonna have two d in next week for more shit because there's a lot more shananigans to talk about, a lot more coming up on the Pipe Main Radio Tour. Make sure to follow me on all socials because guess what, I am gonna have a contest coming up this week.

54:33 You're gonna have to look on my socials where you it might even already be there. It might already be there. You have to find it. It's like in a jeep, you have an egg. There's things you can find in cheap You're gonna need to find something and you're gonna win tickets either Louder than Life or After Shop later on in the year. Meanwhile, let's get rid of Swamp Douche and Studio Nut. You never changed your name one, change it back? Oh, should change it back? That ship you should have blocked her from doing that. But anyway, everybody, thanks for listening. Stay tuned for all the rest of the shows on W four c Y Radio. Tune back in, tune into my socials, and uh, let's see what else is gonna happen. Now, I'm gonna go get another shot.

55:19 I'm gonna get a happy shot. Now, imagine how fucking happy I'll be after a happy shot. I'm already fucking happy, and already she said energy. Look at this energy, and I'm gonna get an energy shot. Yeah, maybe I need one too. I think you definitely need one, Okay, and Rebel she needs a whole lot of them. Yeah, thanks for listening. Roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of fight Man on W for c u I Radio.