You Might Be In Love With A Serial Killer If The JFK, RFK Files Say So

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0:50 It's time for the adventures. So fight man, I'm before suplit I com lis ponkas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, man, Well, what the fuck Wednesday? Yep, it's the Avengers pipe man here on W four CY Radio W four cy dot com and it's what the fuck Wednesday? And we have what the fuck? Guess I'll just I'll introduce her when she's on instead of now. But she might be a serial killer if oh no, that's not the name of this episode. It's you might be in love with a serial killer? If? Well, let's find out what the if is, let's bring on the pipe nuts and the infamous legendary forensic handwriting expert and true crime expert of this show, Nannette Barto.

1:50 Good morning, Good morning. Okay, Like, so, now I have two people on the show that think they come on the radio and they should have like a different voice, like the radio voice. And now I know what the problem is because I you know, I meet these women in online dating and they're like, can I hear your radio voice? Like? What the fuck? There you go, Wednesday? What the fuck? I mean? You know this is my voice? No? Really? Can you? Can you do your rate? They actually do say that, No really, they say exactly that, no, really, can you do your radio voice? I'm like, we don't make up a voice. But then you have people like Rebel and now like you Nanette.

2:39 Oh god, and now. I understand it finally makes sense to me. Okay, I'll do my best to not be excited anymore. I right not to excite that. It's not to excite. The excited is great, it's the changing. But okay, so the thing is is we absolutely love that laugh and we'll laugh like that you might be a serial killer just saying I have a feeling. I'm a feeling. Anybody that investigates serial killers are probably serial killers anyway. Okay, in training, anybody that's fascinated by serial killers is a potential serial killer. Okay, isn't everybody? I mean, well, Rebel just told us a lot, didn't cheating in that? Okay?

3:30 You probably find straits in your handwriting that suggest that you are. Yeah, you know, I would like to submit some years different years of handwriting, because I have handwriting throughout the years, just to see what you think about it. And then you know, okay, yes, I gotta say that. You know, I wish it was eleven eleven because I wish I was a serial killer? Would you wish that? Because I just sometimes I sit there and I'm like, man, why can't I just snap like normal people? Okay, like everybody gets this opportunity to snap, They get forgiven, They get forgiven for snapping. And then I mean, come on, look at all the women that all love serial killers. Like, if I want to find a love of my life, I think I have to become a serial killer. That's what my research of fifty eight years has taught me.

4:31 For the right person, and you can even get pardoned. See it's who the person? But I mean, think about it. Okay, it's a TV show, but let's let's let's call what it is. Every TV show has some basis in reality, and so who is the best? You know, who's the one that loves Dexter the most? Another serial killer? Like? Okay? So like it's like, ah, I mean, okay, so I have a question. She's blond right now? Now I get it. I want your expert opinion in that. Okay, I want your expert opinion right now. Okay, So I have everybody knows on this show I've had, like I have three loves of my life. They have a volved which I don't know if it's healthy because it used to be three real life people. They were like unattainable. They were unattainable, but they were real life people.

5:31 Why were they unattainable just because they're already previously with someone or you just. Don't think you can attain them has nothing to do with me. I have all the confidence in the world. You should know that, rebel. I'll hit on anybody. Why are they unattainable. Because I liked or married or or whatever? The reason? Okay is anybody really happily married. I mean, like be a serial killer, you can be happy. Okay, So that this should be said, This should be motivational Monday. I have new strategies for happiness, motivation, and a stress free life, and that is never mind. I shouldn't say this because they're gonna come after me. Okay, but the real stress management. Yeah, the real serial killers are gonna come after me. And I'm not talking about like Son of Sam or Ted Bundy or the Zodiac Killer. I'm talking about like the government. Okay, never mind, Did I say that out loud? Shit, that's what happened. Shit is in my head and recently it's been starting to come out of my head, and that's bad.

6:53 Okay, So don't have guilt of homicided. Two of the three of my loves of my life are not real life people. They're actual characters. Okay. The third one was unattainable till recently because she just got divorced. Well, so we'll see if we can line up in an interview with her. Okay. Well, you know it is a good idea. Think about the net. What better pickup line than would you like to be on my radio show?

7:33 Like I killed anybody lately. Well, think about it. Okay, would you like to buy a group on? Yeah, that too, think about rebel? Can testify? How many years have you been on my show, Rebel? Like fifty two million? Okay? But anyway, okay, you are, you are buying testimony. You're the only co host has actually lasted all these years, okay and survived all abuse. For that, you should get a medal of honor. The highest medal you get. You should get. Okay, that's not a participation trophy now, is it?

8:14 But no, all, But what I do want to say is is that you have witnessed several times that I have manifested getting somebody on my show. That would be somebody I would probably hit on. But more importantly, you have witnessed in real life me meeting a woman and the first line is my name is Dean and I have a radio show. Yeah. Well that should say something. Am I right? Rebel? Am I right?

9:01 Well? I mean it could say either of two things. But you know, I also tend to think that I tend to think that all the female hosts on the network all they all want the group on. That's why do they I think they really do listen. I had need to pull the audience on that one. Well, I can tell you I had one who was a show host who was who literally yeah, I don't know if she was holding the group on in her hand, but she was waiting outside my gate one night after my show, after my show, and I gave home for my show and I kept driving.

9:46 Uh, I can't go home. There's a group on groupie. Totally like as anybody have wormed them that this thing is fake anyway, I don't know, but here's the thing. Okay, so but it is true in life. Okay. So going back to the two people, the two other people, they one of them is Harley Quinn, psycho serial killer. There you go. Okay, with a purpose though exactly. I'm all about serial killers with a purpose for sure, and I like loaner serial killers. I don't want them to be part of some government scheme or something. I want them to just be a lone wolf out there in the world.

10:33 Okay, you want to prove their independence. I want them to prove that they truly are a serial killer and not just a paid actor. Okay, and so not the re enactors, just the real thing. Yeah, exactly, and so, and in case anybody's listening to this on YouTube or anywhere else, and AI's listening, and AI knows what this means. Okay, this is called satire. Okay, I only I understand satire. I have already had the FBI visit me once. I don't want to happen again. Okay, so just remember this is satire. Maybe and.

11:20 Maybe. Okay, so I don't so seriously, and you know what last night could have been my presidential address. If you fucking listeners, what the fuck would vote for me? Jesus Christ? Okay, I mean I need more than five. I need more than five votes to win the presidency. People. So we're going for in twenty twenty eight. And I promise all the women listening that if I'm voting, if pipe Man is voted for pres no, I will. I will find you a serial killer just for your self.

12:01 You know, one to pardon. You'll find a serial killer to pardon. So everybody put up the best bid. Exactly, whoever pays me the most, puts the most into my campaign is going to get the pardon serial killer. It's kind of like, see, maybe we should do that. Maybe we should bring slavery back, it's just we use serial killers. Oh wait a minute, they're already slaves. They're in jail in prison and they work for fourteen cents an hour or some shit like that. So yes, I forgot, they already are doing slave labor. Okay, good job government. And so anyway, I got an email recently from somebody who said they were being human trafficked and they are a slave.

12:44 Really is it a male or female? Uh? The it says John Paul. So I want to say mail, but like I don't know these days. No, no, no, no, it's not No, it's a drag queen that does John Paul Jones of led Zeppelin, Like like, that's that's her gig. It's it's a email. Now what it's a drag queen. Okay, it's a drag queen that their character that they're doing drag for is John Paul Jones of led Zeppelin. That's why it's John Paul. Couldn't use a whole John Paul Jones because that would be like a copyright.

13:31 For John Paul Johnson. Oh that's a porn star that pretends to be John Paul Jones. Sounds like a French one, Paul. This is called it completely American John Paul Johnson. Is he offering to show you his Johnson? He is not. In fact, he sounds very upset about it. You said very you prove my point that women love cereal killers. Okay, a serial killer if there you go. Maybe it's my empathy, maybe it's my care. I don't know, but they're attracted to me. It's the opposite way.

14:14 I kind of think it. I kind of think it's your laugh okay, because you have that. It's like a serial killer mating call. A. Serial killer mating call. You know. So here I have on my show, we have rebel who has the pedophile mating call? Give us your what? Give us? Give us your pedophile mating call? Rebel? All right, First of all, that is definitely not.

14:57 Please wait why you didn't you know? Okay? And I want the net to judge whether that's a pedophile mating call. Do your voiceover, rebel, do it? Do it? Come on this. I can't believe you. Just terrible, terrible always. Do yeah that screams. Come get me older guys. No yet, see Okay, I like here's what she does. The way you said it made it seem like I was the sacond one. No, No, you're drawing in there.

15:39 You're doing the mating call. Like I'm not saying that that's a serial killer. I mean she might be that. I wasn't saying that. I was saying she her laugh is the mating call for the serial killers to come to her. So the same thing with you, yours gets all the pedophiles coming to you. So here is my platform for twenty twenty eight. You guys will be in my cabinet, the two you will be in my cabinet, and we can eliminate freaky. We can eliminate all pe fouls and serial killers because you'll use your superpower to draw them in and then we could just lock them up in one of those prisons where you forgot about the supermax.

16:19 See, I thought that cabinet had a lock on it, and I started getting scared about all your capabilities. I know we're going to. Be in the cabinet. I was wondering, I've got questions. There's those skeletons in his closet. I'll just say that there's no skeletons in his closet. There's his only group on group in his closet. But she's partially right. That might be the new group on for twenty twenty five coming out. What she's talking about you, It'll be seven minutes in heaven in the pipe closet. Seven minutes, I feel like remember that. Fort Remember that game, Remember that game? Seven men to Heaven. Hey, I'm a guy. I can only give you seven minutes. Okay, you want to have more than that? Get a lesbian?

17:06 What all right? Boys? Hey, you should be happy if a guy lasts seven minutes, come on, Okay, it's usually two. That's why iron Man wrote two Minutes to Midnight, because that's exactly what that song means. And then what he goes to sleep pretty much or plays mad in football. It depends on who you are. If it's me, I don't play Madden Football. You'd fingers on a piece of plastic. Yeah, because the plastic doesn't talk back. If you ever call him and he says he's playing Madden Football, Oh. We know what he's doing, dude. What was that Dane call?

17:48 We did the Mario bro. Well that leads me ask you something in that Have you ever been with somebody that dressed up like marry We're Luigi? I beg you rest not rebel has haven't you see she's which means she has hundred percent one. Maria. But Mario was better. That way. When she gives them a bloody Mary, it doesn't even show up on his clothes. I went, okay, okay, let's talk about JFK r f K, Martin Luther King, son of sam uh Ted Bundy, Charles Manson and the Zodiac Killer. What do they all have in common?

18:52 And jail we're dead? It's all pretty much unsolved. Why do you think government conspiracies? No, not another conspiracy? How could there so many conspiracies nowadays? Like I grew up, it's like fact. It's like it's like those things, those things that those jabs. Okay, because. Okay, all right, because words, because understand because it used to be when I was a kid. Okay, you got a few of them.

19:33 Now if you're a kid, you gotta get two thousand, five hundred and sixty eight of them. Okay. So it's kind of like the same thing, isn't it. Parents need to put their foots down. So serial killer definitely. Speaking of that kind of stuff. Okay. So I had some injection in my neck because I have osteo arthurs. And neck from headbagging, and I still had bang from surfing, and I still surf. And from bagging. That goes back to serial killing again. If you're bagging heads. Uh, No, I wouldn't bag them because then I wouldn't be able to see them clearly. I like him. I like them better, just like all exposed by themselves as the realistic look.

20:18 To them taxidermy. No, that doesn't make it real. No, you need all the steering right back at you. The decomp and decomposition and all that stuff for it to be real. I wanted to be like I want to just sit and get crazy. I want you. I wanted to be composed in my living. Room and the bugs show up. Well, it's good protein, and like if I'm in Mexico, I can make it. Why he moved a higher up that's why you move to a higher rise apartment. Uh huh, we know now, because you think you don't stink as much. Up there when you nies or easy when they're on the ground.

21:03 You know, it's not really because of that. It's because I have this zip line from my balcony to the next building, and so I slide the bodies down that zip line. So whoever's in the top floor of that building, they're getting blamed because I'm putting them right on their balcony. Do you leave the windows open for vultures come in? You know? I tried that, and then the ravens were coming in and pecking at my head while I was sleeping, so I decided not to do that anymore. I did really in my other from the other pipe. This pipe cave has screens on the sliding glass doors, which is good.

21:49 The other pipe cave did not, and I did see. I told you there's only some sort of truth in things, because the ravens or the crows whatever they want out at my balcony and was kind of cool. But then there were times at night I'd have the window open and I'm like, I hope they don't like just like fly right into my condo, you know, And so then I started closing the door. So there is some truth to that, except I don't remember. Except I don't remember game in the head, which reminds me I was just watching a TV show where somebody got so drunk they were using his head as a dark board. Has that ever happened to that? Because I know, you get pretty drunk.

22:39 I've thrown a dart at somebody's head. No, I've not been. Tell us that story. I want to hear that story. This sounds like a possible seal. This is a possible serial killer story. Okay, tell us Benette. There's definitely some drinking going on, but you just don't double doggy darn anette. And they actually said you couldn't hear with the broad side of a barn or something to that. So I turn around and hit him. See I love that. Yeah, don't don't talk ship unless you know I'm actually bad at whatever you're talking ship. I didn't really want to hit that board, but I really wanted to hit your head.

23:20 There it is, hey, while we're at it full sib. Yeah, while we're at it, and I have like evil you on my shoulder over here? Okay, can you tell us what that thing is on my shoulder? Is you're putting on my shoulder? What that's about? The nett the chip? You got a chip on your shoulder. Yeah, it's a it's a hit the Road Jack chip. Your your album cover? You gotcha? Well, I didn't recognize that to be on your shoulder. I feel like that's behind you. Well there, okay, is that bad? The road Jack finding the Zodiac. It's a great walk through the life of my suspect as it pertains to his proximity in regards to multiple unsolved serial killings around the United States, communications that were written by the suspect to law enforcement and media, which all seemed to carry pretty much the same tune. And I identified the handwriting of Jack Terrence. So we walked through his life from beginning to end and how he revolves around all of these things that are going on, his capabilities, his training, everything that makes him the perfect serial killer.

24:33 And see the last thing she says perfect, So it just proves she's. He's never been caught. We're standing sixty seventy years out. Are you in love with him? A little enamored? See here it is folks like I say things and it sounds outlandish, but then you get people to admit it, especially when it comes to women, right. Rebel like do a bit on this show where I would call random women like women I knew but they didn't know they were getting called. Okay, live alier, and I would say, are you a psycho? Bitch? And every single one of them, Rebel can testified to this, and they were like, I don't know, probably a hundred of them. We called every one of them, including thing one.

25:22 Uh. They all said yes, without it, they must have been hot. Because I'm going with the Barney scale. You gotta be as hot as you are psycho. Oh yeah, I love the Hot Crazy Matrix. Okay, and if you're more psychle, you deserve to go to jail. Hey, I do me a favorite one. Do a Google search for the video for the Hot Crazy Matrix. I'm glad we brought it up because I'm sure we can find a serial killer on that Hot Crazy Matrix. We're gonna play that video and we're gonna see what people think. But Matrix, you don't remember the Hot Crazy Matrix Rebel?

26:03 Oh I do. I just I can't believe it came back up. I always pitt it is true, though, Like, here's what I found in my research as pipe man, Okay, that the hottest model type women are the ones that are the most psycho, have the worst self esteem, and they're not worth the looks. Oh, you're hurting some feelers today. Yeah, but you know I've. Heard in the mean girl. I've heard in mean girl feelers okay, because it's the mean girls I'm talking to.

26:46 What I'm saying, shit tall ugly girls. Okay, so now it's their turn, you know. Okay. The Hot Crazy Matrix video is about five minutes long. Do you want to play the whole thing? I think we do, but not yet. Let's hold on. But I think is there a way we can play it and talk at the same time? Can you make that happen for us? Just video? All right, we'll do that and I'll give you the cue when to start, and that's how we'll do it. Okay, And so how could we're not three side by Oh? Probably because one because Wan's a ghost today. By the way, Yeah, he heard you were coming on and he didn't want to come on the show. I'm sorry, Tonnett. I didn't mean to ghost you.

27:36 Wednesday. There it is, okay, So before we get to this video, you're gonna love this. A Hot Crazy Matrix they should call list a Pipeman Matrix basically, okay, but the fish While I was saying though, okay, so the ugly girls, you know, they have the personality, so you know, the mean girls they make fun of the ugly girls. So the ugly girls make fun of the personality of the hot girls. That's basically how it comes comes about. Right. See, you're a female and you agree with me. It's a sad state of affairs, but it's true. I say these things, and coming from a male it sounds bad. But then female all females like in their head are going, yeah, he's kind of right.

28:23 I've thought to myself many times, like, beauty doesn't make up for attitude? Yeah, so what happens when you don't have either? Can you tell us? Do you have experience? Do I personally? Yeah? Hot girls? What are you talking about? That's my gift? What rebels saying she knows feel? No, I don't know. I don't know what part of the scale you're putting me on, but I know what part of the scale I put me on. So therefore, well, don't on that scale. Well I don't know what scale do you think you're on? Rebel?

29:08 Are you a unicorn? Am I a unicorn? To? Okay? See, I love it. She didn't remember the hot crazy matrix. Okay, so everybody just to remember right now. Okay, we're going to say nothing else. We're about to watch the video. I want everybody right now to remember that Rebel said she is a unicorn. I said to some people. Yes, it doesn't matter. If it's the one person, you're still a unicorn. Okay, let's hear on the hot amazing. But that's whole fir crazy matrix. What Rebel really is if she's a unicorn, roll it one.

29:56 It's everything a young man needs to know about women. I've developed this on my own over forty six years of living on the earth. So this is how it works. He's got a gun on his hip. You have your crazy axis. There's a lot of crazy women, and. You're hot axis. Hot as usual measures of zero to ten. We're all familiar with that. Crazy is measured from four to ten. Because of course, there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a four crazy fo to ten. This is your hot crazy line right here. Very important that you keep in mind where the hot crazy line is.

30:40 As a rule, I have no clue where any line is. Go zone. We do not hang around and date and marry women who are not, at least in our mind a five. So this is your no go zone. You don't go here. We just rule this out. I'm going there today. That's the way it is all right, above a five and to about an eight and below the crazy line. This is your fund zone. Who sending out here in the geo your life to meet. These girls and spend time with them. That's your fun zone. But keep in mind when you're in the fund zone, you want to move out of the fund zone to a more permanent location.

31:28 Okay, so that's the fund zone. Above a five hot, below an eight hot, and below the crazy line. This means these are most of the time not crazy. Okay, above the danger zone. Well then how could I married people below that line? You have the day above that line? Actually, yeah, that's where. I redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffney. This is hairdressers. This is where. This is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed. And you wind up in jail. Now, now we have. Some of the figure out something.

32:11 This is not a static environment. This is a situation where you have got to uh use this matrix over. Time to develop some reliable data. It's like a dope chart, okay, you because at any moment in time, any woman that you have previously located on this chart can vanish from that location and appear anywhere else on the chart. So what you have to do is, over time, collect some data, and once you have a cluster of data points, you can begin to consider that reliable. Now moving on, you have this zone here. This is below the crazy line above and eight hot, but still you know about a seven crazy.

32:58 This is your date zone. You can stay in the day zone indefinitely. These are women that you introduced to your friends and your family. They're they're good looking, and they're reasonably not crazy most of the time. Okay, you stay here indefinitely. Now that's the friend zone. Above an eight hot and between about a seven and a five crazy. This is your wife's zone. Okay, when you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship. This zone is not scaled to size this This is a representation and not an actual work. But this is not a pie chart showing you how many of these people are out there. This is simply a representation of what you're after.

33:50 You above an eight hot, that's your wife's zone. Okay. Now below a five and above and eight hot, this is your unicorn zone. These things don't knew the unicorn. Please capture it. Safely, keep it alive. We'd like to study it and maybe look at how to replicate that. Okay, So I was one time and he said, wait a minute, I met this girl and she's like smoking hot. She's like at least a nine, and she's chill, she's totally cool.

34:31 She's like not even a three crazy. I said, you're telling me you've met a girl she's a nine hot and she's like a two or a three crazy. He said, yeah, man, I like her a lot. I said, you should be careful. That's a dude. You're talking to a tranning. So you gotta be careful because down here below a four crazy and above and eight hot, you're probably talking to a dude. Is the universal hot crazy Matri. Never trust the living, That is exactly what.

35:13 So, so it turns out it was an Irish ginger. It was rebel all along. That was the transgender. Uh no, there's two different things, he said, a unicorn and then a dude. No, no, no, no, the unit he said, he said, that's a dude, meaning the unicorn is the dude. No, he said it. He said at a nine and a three is a tranny. But there was a level between three and five at a nine ten that would make you a unicorn. So I guess the question here is uh, rebel math classes.

35:57 Yeah, Rebel, the question here is what what level of crazy are you? She's twelve? She's twelve for sure, then she cannot be a unicorn. Yeah, that's another thing up there that tells you stayed away from that one. I have definitely dated many of the ten hot ten crazy and it is exhausting. Is it too soon to say that I would totally like threaten you with a good time.

36:41 There's no doubt about it. You are definitely a ten crazy on that hot crazy matrix for sure. Just saying I. Call that fun epis for friends who do things together. Yeah, if you walk into you, if someone walks into the same room as you and the lights are flashing red, that is not fun. Oh I feel like that's like boun yeah fun. Okay, Rebel, I have a very important question for you, and then we're going to get back. After this question, I want to talk to the Nette about whether Jack I had a lot of women in love with him besides the Nette. Okay, So, Rebel, what national day is it? Anyway?

37:38 It's Multiple Personality Day? All right, that's my day. That's my day right there. I gotta spike for each one of them hanging out up here. It's a really multiple personality day. Okay, Okay, I have a question about this one. Who celebrates that one? Right? Like which personality celebrates it? They all get to come out and play for it depends. I guess you have to exponentially divide the person. Like do you do you have to schedule it? Do you have to schedule it? And say like yeah, like okay, it's a rotating shift type of schedule. Got it. Everybody gets a turn. On other days. Days are at today.

38:21 Revel National Absence Day. Oh two guys, you're not absent? Go on ah Cinco de Marcho Day. Yeah, see I was talking about that, like what a bullshit holiday, Like the Mexicans can't have anything, like they have Sinko the Mile day. So we got oh so good mocho boop of the stupid fucking day, just a reason to drink. Okay, go on, is. That really a thing? Well that's well no, this is this is warm up for Saint. Patty's absence or body absence. Yeah, this is a warm up for Saint Patti's Day. You gotta warm up for Saint Pay's Day because not everybody can keep up with the Irish. All right, go ahead, Oh you.

39:06 Can't see it? Got my green? If you're drinking, this. Isn't about whether you're horny or not. Sorry, rebel, go ahead. National Cheese Doodle Day, because you know with all the drinking, you gotta eat something. National Poutine Day? Is that a Louisiana thing? Like? Did you get that off of your parish's website or something? No, it looks like fries with something on it. I don't know poutine. That was a very racist comment in that. Okay, go on, because she said put in that you're saying, is that a real thing? Okay? Go on?

39:48 Well, of course for the religious people, it's ash Wednesday. Hold on, I want to talk about that for a second. You know, I hope I don't insulting Jews, Oh I won't. But like, what kind of religion has you take the ashes off your cigarette and put it on your forehead? Okay, that's what I want to know. Like cigarettes, it's any. Ashes can go up there. Like would you know the difference if you walked up to somebody and they had ashes from their cigarette on their head. Would you know the difference rebel? Whose ashes is it? If it's not from a cigarette, it has to be from a body.

40:29 Whereas the thing is the ashes are always black? Are here? Yeah, here's the question. Here's the question, and that how many people did Jack put ashes on their forehead? Like? Has there been a serial killer that that's what they do? They only kill. It's kind of like it's kind of like, you know, Halloween, somebody's got to write a movie Ash Wednesday, and there's somebody, some like some psycho killer that goes around and just puts ashes on people's foreheads. But when he does that, he just pokes right through their foreheads.

41:10 The ashes go into their brain. Okay, okay, for you. I looked it up. I looked it up. It says the ashes used the ashes used for ash Wednesday are typically made from the burned palm fronds from the previous year's palm Sunday celebrations. That is true. That is true, actually in all seriousness, that is from what is from? But go ahead, Robin, what we were gonna say. I got the serial killer movie already for you. Okay, it's called ash Wednesday. But it's a female serial killer. She's she marks the heads with ashes of the previous guy she burnt on the new one. And her name is Ashley.

41:51 No, listen, she's killing these dudes because they cheated on She was cheated on really badly. And I gotta add to this. Okay, I I got it. I got it. She's jealous because they're all in love with another. Serial No, no, no, this this will tie it together. This will tie together. Okay, listen to me. Ashley. Ashley was a stripper that her husband cheated on her with and then she became a serial killer and she only kills cheaters. That's why her name is ash Wednesday. Her name is ash Wednesday because she found out that a stripper name Ashley cheated on Like, he cheated on her on a Wednesday with a stripper name.

42:34 Ashley, Yeah, on a Wednesday exactly. That's why her name is Ash Wednesday. There were several segments on Dexter with John Lithgow playing the serial killer who was using his mother's ashes to mark the women and the people that he was killing. Right, Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so. Thenett really does know her serial killer stuff, Like the only way could really know, be that proficient zerial killing is by actually serial killing just saying anything, just all the research. All right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot out. We're gonna play a game here. I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot out. Quick questions to you in the net and you just answer with the first in comes to your head. Okay, Okay, Zodiac killer JFK conspiracy, Zodiac killer r f K conspiracy is r f K junior the Zodiac No, and neither's dead cruise. Okay, Well, additions are.

43:53 For that mess, okay, right, christ Christy. Not who was the serial killer that assassinated MLK? I don't know that he was a serial killer, but still conspiracy. I mean, why else is the government talking about releasing all the tills at once? Because it's all a conspiracy? Right Okay. So here here we have the most important question of all. Okay, do you know if the Zodiac killer is the one that killed Paul McCartney in nineteen sixty nine?

44:36 I am I didn't know that he was killed. You didn't know about that? Yeah, No, listen, you gotta go get albums now, Okay, you got those albums? Okay. There was this nineteen sixty nine radio show where they announced Paul McCartney was dead. Okay, it's been a conspiracy ever since. And apparently they got this guy who was like a tribute guy that looked exactly like him to replace him. Didn't tell the world. They put clues on a bunch of their albums. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band has tons of clues. The song A Story of Life is about his death because he died in a car crash. And did you read the news today? Oh boy? Yeah?

45:26 And so there you go, and this true crime person your job for the next appearance on this show, The Adventures of Pipe Man, is I want you to find out if Paul McCartney is indeed dead or if he's alive, and maybe use your handwriting expert stuff to figure out if his handwriting changed after nineteen sixty nine, because even recently there is news and I'm gonna ask this probably an interview from somebody that somebody that knows him well said yes, indeed, this Paul McCartney is still the fake.

46:08 Okay, So before I go researching this, I need to note, is he wanted for tax evasion Ricot. Statutes you need, You need to play some Beatles albums backwards. They will give you the clues. Listen to Revolution number nine backwards. Okay, I don't want. My dog back I don't want the. House Revolution number nine where it says, you know that song that we all think is loop of this Beatles song, like what the hell is with that? Where it's just like the whole song is number nine, number nine. Well, when you play it backwards, it says Paul's a dead man.

46:49 Kill him and kill him. Paul is a dead man, kill him, kill him. Uh. There's also an abbey Road on the back of the album. He's the only one with his back facing because he's dead. There's stuff on Magical Mystery Tour. There's multiple albums have multiple different hints, and it was the most brilliant marketing idea ever in history to sell so many albums because people bought Beel's albums just for the hints. But there's still conspiracy now that it happened, there's still so I want you to find out did it happen? Didn it happen? In the meantime, I want to know can you tell me for me? Can you tell me if a go listen to the nineteen sixty nine radio show where it was announced, just like War the Worlds, War of the Worlds was a radio show, and everybody thought we were getting attacked by Martians. This is what I miss about when we first started this network.

47:50 They just released evidence that we were. That's how they had all the aliens in fifty one. No, that was a different aliens. Okay, that's not the word of war olds aliens. Okay. That's the way that we can't have that much fun anymore on radio. Exactly because radio is always theater to mine and you can't do it as well anymore. Except I did in twenty sixteen spread some fake news which we talked about last What the Fuck Wednesday, where I said that Donald Trump when he first got elected. I told my co host and she bought into it that and I said it was news you would we only find on the Pipeman Facebook and that Trump was gonna attack Canada. And look at this. It was not fake news. It was prophetic because here we are at war with Canada. Oh you don't know, yeah, we're are you on the Simpsons?

48:51 No? Why are you? Exactly exactly, that's exactly what's going on, so real quick. I have one last question for you, two last questions for you, Nanette Bartow Okay. One is how many women do you know of that you know in theory we're in love with Jack? You know other than his wives? And I don't wait wait, wait right there? Why will serial killers have women fall in love with him get married to them? They have no clue how you married to somebody? Have no clue that he's like. He actually married. Oh, he actually married two of them at the same time, so he had year.

49:37 Did you get divorced? Did you get divorced? Well, they thought the divorce had gone through in seventy one for his second wife, while married to his third wife found out that hadn't gone through, so they had to annul their marriage. Get oh, is that how your marriage got annulled? Mine? Yeah? You answered the one question I asked you before when you got divorced? When you got divorced? Yeah? From from the Zodiac, I. Haven't gotten divorced yet. I still have plenty left to play. And I have one more question and two more questions. Actually, did the Zodiac killer and a Kodiak bear ever have sexual relations?

50:23 Doesn't mean it didn't happen if you didn't see it in the woods. Okay, perfect answer. Okay, Now tell everybody how they reach out to you. Listen to your show, watch your show, check out your podcast, check you out, pick you up at a festival. Whatever you want to tell them. You can find me at www dot finding the Zodiac radio dot com for all episodes every Friday at ten am Pacific time. You can find me on your wonderful channel. What do we what do I call that? It's not Talk four TV, right, it's W. Four You are on Talk four TV, but you're also on KATE. This is W four c Y Radio. This is also talked for TV, but you're on our sister station, K for HD. That's you at K four HD dot com.

51:10 That's where they catch your show. Okay, I'm glad you knew that. I'm lousy with acronyms. All right, and one last question then we're gonna in the show, Rebel, how many serial killers that were not KKK did you have sex with? I can't answer that question. I'm still undo the gag order. Sorry, are you like gagged right now? Do you have a good gag reflex? Rebel? We all got quiet, she said, yes. Well, what the fuck? Okay, that's it.

51:53 And a half seconds. All right if you if you missed a part of this show, you are I am lucky, okay, And so you can tune into the Adventures of pipe Man live one pm Eastern Time, W four Cyradio, W four cy dot com. We'll be back on Monday with my vacial Monday, Tuesday with travel Tuesday, and next wed does say, and we always have a lot to talk about there, What the fuck Wednesday? Because all I ever do all day long in twenty twenty five is say what the fuck? And I don't think I've ever said that in my life, but not the fuck. So thanks for being here, pipe Nuts, and you tune the net, you know, thanks for performing all this researching having sexual relations with serial killers to help us find them.

52:48 Like you said, it's safest to date one because they don't want to kill you. Yeah, So what she's saying is if any of you out there ain't are serial killer and you want to hot date, reach out to the net. To make a commercial about that. Thanks. Thanks for list say. She'll be back again soon unless she goes us or maybe she won't be ghosts. Maybe the serial killer or go Yes, it could happen, Stay tuned, tune in again to find out roll it one.

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