March 5, 2025

You Might Be In Love With A Serial Killer If The JFK, RFK Files Say So

It’s WTF Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 21 of The Adventures of Pipeman. Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/05/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com. Subscribe to The Adventures of Pipeman at...

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Season 19

It’s WTF Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 21 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 03/05/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

Subscribe to The Adventures of Pipeman at https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-adventures-of-pipeman--941822/support

WTF is this fascination with Serial Killers? Why do women fall in love with Serial Killers and do anything for them? How come they are such charmers? How do they get their followers to do anything? Are you fascinated by serial killers? Admit it! You are? What is it for you? What experiences does Pipeman have with these ideas?

The JKF, RFK, MLK assassination files have been ordered declassified. How is this related to serial killers and the women who love them? What do they say that you didn’t know?

We are bringing back our resident True Crime expert, Forensic Document Examiner and Handwriting Analyst Expert, Nanette Barto, who specializes in The Zodiac Killer and has a show/podcast called Hit The Road Jack: Finding the Zodiac. Let’s see what she has to say about all of this. Let’s also find out how the Zodiac Killer is connected to both of these subjects of Love, Assassination, Serial Killers, Conspiracy Theories, and the connection amongst multiple unsolved murders.

Tell us your WTF stories and moments. It might be on next week’s show. Meanwhile , this is the day where “Who Knows and Anything Goes!”

What’s new on the Pipeman Radio Tour. Want to WIN! Watch and listen for announcements about Aftershock and for your chance to WIN tickets to Louder Than Life, Sonic Temple, Welcome To Rockville, Rock The Country, Rock The South, Inkcarceration, Bourbon & Beyond, and more for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

Plus, Pipeman will rant in his segment PipePeeves. What will he rant about. Tune in and join the rant to find out.

WTF national day is it? Rebel runs this segment, and she will go through all the National days it is. Pipeman’s favorite today is Discover What Your Name Means Day so we will discuss our names and meanings. Also, WTF is National Potty Dance Day and what does Your Potty Dance look like? Listen and comment to us which your favorites are.

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what the fuck Wednesday? Yep, it's the Avengers pipe man

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here on W four CY Radio W four cy dot

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com and it's what the fuck Wednesday? And we have

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what the fuck? Guess I'll just I'll introduce her when

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she's on instead of now. But she might be a

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serial killer if oh no, that's not the name of

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this episode. It's you might be in love with a

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serial killer? If? Well, let's find out what the if is,

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let's bring on the pipe nuts and the infamous legendary

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forensic handwriting expert and true crime expert of this show,

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Nannette Barto.

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Good morning, Good morning.

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Okay, Like, so, now I have two people on the

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show that think they come on the radio and they

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should have like a different voice, like the radio voice.

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And now I know what the problem is because I

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you know, I meet these women in online dating and

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they're like, can I hear your radio voice? Like? What

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the fuck?

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There you go, Wednesday? What the fuck?

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I mean? You know this is my voice?

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No?

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Really? Can you? Can you do your rate? They actually

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do say that, No really, they say exactly that, no, really,

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can you do your radio voice? I'm like, we don't

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make up a voice. But then you have people like

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Rebel and now like you Nanette.

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Oh god, and now.

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I understand it finally makes sense to me.

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Okay, I'll do my best to not be excited anymore.

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I right not to excite that. It's not to excite.

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The excited is great, it's the changing. But okay, so

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the thing is is we absolutely love that laugh and

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we'll laugh like that you might be a serial killer

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just saying I have a feeling. I'm a feeling. Anybody

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that investigates serial killers are probably serial killers anyway. Okay,

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in training, anybody that's fascinated by serial killers is a

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potential serial killer. Okay, isn't everybody? I mean, well, Rebel

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just told us a lot, didn't cheating in that? Okay?

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You probably find straits in your handwriting that suggest that

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you are.

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Yeah, you know, I would like to submit some years

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different years of handwriting, because I have handwriting throughout the years,

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just to see what you think about it.

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And then you know, okay, yes, I gotta say that.

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You know, I wish it was eleven eleven because I

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wish I was a serial killer?

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Would you wish that?

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Because I just sometimes I sit there and I'm like, man,

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why can't I just snap like normal people? Okay, like

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everybody gets this opportunity to snap, They get forgiven, They

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get forgiven for snapping. And then I mean, come on,

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look at all the women that all love serial killers. Like,

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if I want to find a love of my life,

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I think I have to become a serial killer. That's

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what my research of fifty eight years has taught me.

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For the right person, and you can even get pardoned.

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See it's who the person? But I mean, think about it. Okay,

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it's a TV show, but let's let's let's call what

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it is. Every TV show has some basis in reality,

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and so who is the best? You know, who's the

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one that loves Dexter the most? Another serial killer?

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Like?

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So like it's like, ah, I mean, okay, so I

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have a question.

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She's blond right now? Now I get it.

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I want your expert opinion in that. Okay, I want

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your expert opinion right now. Okay, So I have everybody

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knows on this show I've had, like I have three

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loves of my life. They have a volved which I

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don't know if it's healthy because it used to be

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three real life people. They were like unattainable. They were unattainable,

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but they were real life people.

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Why were they unattainable just because they're already previously with

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someone or you just.

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Don't think you can attain them has nothing to do

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with me.

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I have all the confidence in the world. You should

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know that, rebel. I'll hit on anybody.

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Why are they unattainable.

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Because I liked or married or or whatever? The reason?

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Okay is anybody really happily married. I mean, like be

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a serial killer, you can be happy. Okay, So that

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this should be said, This should be motivational Monday. I

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have new strategies for happiness, motivation, and a stress free life,

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and that is never mind. I shouldn't say this because

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they're gonna come after me. Okay, but the real stress management. Yeah,

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the real serial killers are gonna come after me. And

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I'm not talking about like Son of Sam or Ted

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Bundy or the Zodiac Killer. I'm talking about like the government. Okay,

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never mind, Did I say that out loud? Shit, that's

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what happened. Shit is in my head and recently it's

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been starting to come out of my head, and that's bad.

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Okay, So don't have guilt of homicided.

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Two of the three of my loves of my life

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are not real life people. They're actual characters. Okay. The

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third one was unattainable till recently because she just got divorced. Well,

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so we'll see if we can line up in an interview

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with her. Okay. Well, you know it is a good idea.

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Think about the net. What better pickup line than would

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you like to be on my radio show?

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Like I killed anybody lately.

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Well, think about it. Okay, would you like to buy

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a group on? Yeah, that too, think about rebel? Can testify?

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How many years have you been on my show, Rebel?

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Like fifty two million? Okay? But anyway, okay, you are,

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you are buying testimony. You're the only co host has

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actually lasted all these years, okay and survived all abuse.

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For that, you should get a medal of honor. The

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highest medal you get. You should get.

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Okay, that's not a participation trophy now, is it?

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But no, all, But what I do want to say

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is is that you have witnessed several times that I

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have manifested getting somebody on my show. That would be

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somebody I would probably hit on. But more importantly, you

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have witnessed in real life me meeting a woman and

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the first line is my name is Dean and I

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have a radio show.

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Well that should say something. Am I right? Rebel? Am

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I right?

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Well? I mean it could say either of two things.

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But you know, I also tend to think that I

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tend to think that all the female hosts on the

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network all they all want the group on. That's why

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do they I think they really do listen.

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I had need to pull the audience on that one.

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Well, I can tell you I had one who was

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a show host who was who literally yeah, I don't

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know if she was holding the group on in her hand,

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but she was waiting outside my gate one night after

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my show, after my show, and I gave home for

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my show and I kept driving.

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Uh, I can't go home. There's a group on groupie.

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Totally like as anybody have wormed them that this thing

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is fake anyway, I don't know, but here's the thing. Okay,

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so but it is true in life. Okay. So going

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back to the two people, the two other people, they

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one of them is Harley Quinn, psycho serial killer. There

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you go. Okay, with a purpose though exactly. I'm all

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about serial killers with a purpose for sure, and I

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like loaner serial killers. I don't want them to be

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part of some government scheme or something. I want them

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to just be a lone wolf out there in the world.

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Okay, you want to prove their independence.

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I want them to prove that they truly are a

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serial killer and not just a paid actor.

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Okay, and so not the re enactors, just the real thing.

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Yeah, exactly, and so, and in case anybody's listening to

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this on YouTube or anywhere else, and AI's listening, and

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AI knows what this means. Okay, this is called satire.

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Okay, I only I understand satire.

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I have already had the FBI visit me once. I

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don't want to happen again. Okay, so just remember this

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is satire. Maybe and.

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Maybe.

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Okay, so I don't so seriously, and you know what

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last night could have been my presidential address. If you

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fucking listeners, what the fuck would vote for me? Jesus Christ? Okay,

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I mean I need more than five. I need more

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than five votes to win the presidency. People. So we're

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going for in twenty twenty eight. And I promise all

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the women listening that if I'm voting, if pipe Man

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is voted for pres no, I will. I will find

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you a serial killer just for your self.

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You know, one to pardon. You'll find a serial killer

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to pardon. So everybody put up the best bid.

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Exactly, whoever pays me the most, puts the most into

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my campaign is going to get the pardon serial killer.

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It's kind of like, see, maybe we should do that.

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Maybe we should bring slavery back, it's just we use

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serial killers. Oh wait a minute, they're already slaves. They're

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in jail in prison and they work for fourteen cents

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an hour or some shit like that. So yes, I forgot,

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they already are doing slave labor. Okay, good job government.

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And so anyway, I got an email recently from somebody

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who said they were being human trafficked and they are

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a slave.

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Really is it a male or female? Uh?

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The it says John Paul. So I want to say mail,

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but like I don't know these days.

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No, no, no, no, it's not No, it's a drag

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queen that does John Paul Jones of led Zeppelin, Like like,

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that's that's her gig. It's it's a email. Now what

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it's a drag queen. Okay, it's a drag queen that

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their character that they're doing drag for is John Paul

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Jones of led Zeppelin. That's why it's John Paul. Couldn't

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use a whole John Paul Jones because that would be

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like a copyright.

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For John Paul Johnson.

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Oh that's a porn star that pretends to be John

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Paul Jones. Sounds like a French one, Paul.

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This is called it completely American John Paul Johnson.

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Is he offering to show you his Johnson?

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He is not.

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In fact, he sounds very upset about it.

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You said very you prove my point that women love

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cereal killers. Okay, a serial killer if there you go.

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Maybe it's my empathy, maybe it's my care. I don't know,

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but they're attracted to me. It's the opposite way.

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I kind of think it. I kind of think it's

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your laugh okay, because you have that. It's like a

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serial killer mating call.

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A.

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Serial killer mating call.

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You know. So here I have on my show, we

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have rebel who has the pedophile mating call? Give us

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your what? Give us? Give us your pedophile mating call? Rebel?

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All right, First of all, that is definitely not.

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Please wait why you didn't you know? Okay? And I

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want the net to judge whether that's a pedophile mating call.

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Do your voiceover, rebel, do it? Do it? Come on this.

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I can't believe you.

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Just terrible, terrible always.

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Do yeah that screams. Come get me older guys.

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No yet, see Okay, I like here's what she does.

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The way you said it made it seem like I

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was the sacond one.

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No, No, you're drawing in there.

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You're doing the mating call. Like I'm not saying that

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that's a serial killer. I mean she might be that.

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I wasn't saying that. I was saying she her laugh

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is the mating call for the serial killers to come

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to her. So the same thing with you, yours gets

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all the pedophiles coming to you. So here is my

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platform for twenty twenty eight. You guys will be in

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my cabinet, the two you will be in my cabinet,

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and we can eliminate freaky. We can eliminate all pe

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fouls and serial killers because you'll use your superpower to

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draw them in and then we could just lock them

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up in one of those prisons where you forgot about

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the supermax.

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See, I thought that cabinet had a lock on it,

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and I started getting scared about all your capabilities.

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I know we're going to.

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Be in the cabinet. I was wondering, I've got questions.

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There's those skeletons in his closet. I'll just say that

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there's no skeletons in his closet. There's his only group

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on group in his closet.

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But she's partially right. That might be the new group

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on for twenty twenty five coming out. What she's talking

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about you, It'll be seven minutes in heaven in the

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pipe closet.

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Seven minutes, I feel like remember that.

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Fort Remember that game, Remember that game? Seven men to Heaven. Hey,

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I'm a guy. I can only give you seven minutes. Okay,

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you want to have more than that? Get a lesbian?

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What all right? Boys?

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Hey, you should be happy if a guy lasts seven minutes,

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come on, Okay, it's usually two. That's why iron Man

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wrote two Minutes to Midnight, because that's exactly what that

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song means. And then what he goes to sleep pretty

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much or plays mad in football. It depends on who

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you are. If it's me, I don't play Madden Football.

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You'd fingers on a piece of plastic.

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Yeah, because the plastic doesn't talk back.

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If you ever call him and he says he's playing

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Madden Football, Oh.

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We know what he's doing, dude. What was that Dane call?

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We did the Mario bro.

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Well that leads me ask you something in that Have

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you ever been with somebody that dressed up like marry

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We're Luigi? I beg you rest not rebel has haven't

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you see she's which means she has hundred percent one.

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Maria. But Mario was better.

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That way. When she gives them a bloody Mary, it

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doesn't even show up on his clothes. I went, okay, okay,

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let's talk about JFK r f K, Martin Luther King,

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son of sam uh Ted Bundy, Charles Manson and the

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Zodiac Killer. What do they all have in common?

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And jail we're dead?

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It's all pretty much unsolved.

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Why do you think government conspiracies? No, not another conspiracy?

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How could there so many conspiracies nowadays? Like I grew up,

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it's like fact. It's like it's like those things, those

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things that those jabs. Okay, because.

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Okay, all right, because words, because understand because it used

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to be when I was a kid. Okay, you got

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a few of them.

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Now if you're a kid, you gotta get two thousand,

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five hundred and sixty eight of them. Okay. So it's

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kind of like the same thing, isn't it.

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Parents need to put their foots down. So serial killer definitely.

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Speaking of that kind of stuff. Okay. So I had

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some injection in my neck because I have osteo arthurs.

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And neck from headbagging, and I still had bang from surfing,

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and I still surf.

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And from bagging. That goes back to serial killing again.

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If you're bagging heads.

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Uh, No, I wouldn't bag them because then I wouldn't

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be able to see them clearly. I like him. I

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like them better, just like all exposed by themselves as

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the realistic look.

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To them taxidermy.

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No, that doesn't make it real.

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No, you need all the steering right back at you.

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The decomp and decomposition and all that stuff for it

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to be real. I wanted to be like I want

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to just sit and get crazy. I want you. I

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wanted to be composed in my living.

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Room and the bugs show up.

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Well, it's good protein, and like if I'm in Mexico,

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I can make it.

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Why he moved a higher up that's why you move

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to a higher rise apartment. Uh huh, we know now,

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because you think you don't stink as much.

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Up there when you nies or easy when they're on

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the ground.

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You know, it's not really because of that. It's because

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I have this zip line from my balcony to the

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next building, and so I slide the bodies down that

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zip line. So whoever's in the top floor of that building,

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they're getting blamed because I'm putting them right on their balcony.

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Do you leave the windows open for vultures come in?

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You know?

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I tried that, and then the ravens were coming in

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and pecking at my head while I was sleeping, so

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I decided not to do that anymore. I did really

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in my other from the other pipe. This pipe cave

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has screens on the sliding glass doors, which is good.

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The other pipe cave did not, and I did see.

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I told you there's only some sort of truth in things,

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because the ravens or the crows whatever they want out

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at my balcony and was kind of cool. But then

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there were times at night I'd have the window open

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and I'm like, I hope they don't like just like

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fly right into my condo, you know, And so then

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I started closing the door. So there is some truth

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to that, except I don't remember. Except I don't remember

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game in the head, which reminds me I was just

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watching a TV show where somebody got so drunk they

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were using his head as a dark board. Has that

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ever happened to that? Because I know, you get pretty drunk.

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I've thrown a dart at somebody's head. No, I've not been.

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Tell us that story. I want to hear that story.

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This sounds like a possible seal. This is a possible

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serial killer story. Okay, tell us Benette.

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There's definitely some drinking going on, but you just don't

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double doggy darn anette. And they actually said you couldn't

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hear with the broad side of a barn or something

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to that. So I turn around and hit him.

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See I love that. Yeah, don't don't talk ship unless

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you know I'm actually bad at whatever you're talking ship.

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I didn't really want to hit that board, but I

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really wanted to hit your head.

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There it is, hey, while we're at it full sib. Yeah,

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while we're at it, and I have like evil you

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on my shoulder over here? Okay, can you tell us

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what that thing is on my shoulder? Is you're putting

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on my shoulder? What that's about? The nett the chip?

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You got a chip on your shoulder.

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Yeah, it's a it's a hit the Road Jack chip.

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Your your album cover?

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You gotcha? Well, I didn't recognize that to be on

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your shoulder. I feel like that's behind you.

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Well there, okay, is that bad?

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The road Jack finding the Zodiac. It's a great walk

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through the life of my suspect as it pertains to

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his proximity in regards to multiple unsolved serial killings around

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the United States, communications that were written by the suspect

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to law enforcement and media, which all seemed to carry

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pretty much the same tune. And I identified the handwriting

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of Jack Terrence. So we walked through his life from

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beginning to end and how he revolves around all of

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these things that are going on, his capabilities, his training,

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everything that makes him the perfect serial killer.

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And see the last thing she says perfect, So it

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just proves she's.

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He's never been caught. We're standing sixty seventy years out.

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Are you in love with him?

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A little enamored?

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See here it is folks like I say things and

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it sounds outlandish, but then you get people to admit it,

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especially when it comes to women, right. Rebel like do

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a bit on this show where I would call random

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women like women I knew but they didn't know they

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were getting called. Okay, live alier, and I would say,

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are you a psycho? Bitch? And every single one of them,

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Rebel can testified to this, and they were like, I

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don't know, probably a hundred of them. We called every

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one of them, including thing one.

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Uh.

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They all said yes, without it, they must have been hot.

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Because I'm going with the Barney scale. You gotta be

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as hot as you are psycho.

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Oh yeah, I love the Hot Crazy Matrix. Okay, and

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if you're more psychle, you deserve to go to jail. Hey,

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I do me a favorite one. Do a Google search

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for the video for the Hot Crazy Matrix. I'm glad

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we brought it up because I'm sure we can find

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a serial killer on that Hot Crazy Matrix. We're gonna

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play that video and we're gonna see what people think.

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But Matrix, you don't remember the Hot Crazy Matrix Rebel?

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Oh I do. I just I can't believe it came

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back up.

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I always pitt it is true, though, Like, here's what

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I found in my research as pipe man, Okay, that

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the hottest model type women are the ones that are

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the most psycho, have the worst self esteem, and they're

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not worth the looks.

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Oh, you're hurting some feelers today. Yeah, but you know I've.

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Heard in the mean girl. I've heard in mean girl

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feelers okay, because it's the mean girls I'm talking to.

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What I'm saying, shit tall ugly girls. Okay, so now

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it's their turn, you know. Okay.

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The Hot Crazy Matrix video is about five minutes long.

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Do you want to play the whole thing?

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I think we do, but not yet. Let's hold on.

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But I think is there a way we can play

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it and talk at the same time? Can you make

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that happen for us? Just video? All right, we'll do

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that and I'll give you the cue when to start,

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and that's how we'll do it. Okay, And so how

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could we're not three side by Oh? Probably because one

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because Wan's a ghost today. By the way, Yeah, he

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heard you were coming on and he didn't want to

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come on the show. I'm sorry, Tonnett. I didn't mean

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to ghost you.

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Wednesday.

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There it is, okay, So before we get to this video,

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you're gonna love this. A Hot Crazy Matrix they should

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call list a Pipeman Matrix basically, okay, but the fish

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While I was saying though, okay, so the ugly girls,

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you know, they have the personality, so you know, the

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mean girls they make fun of the ugly girls. So

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the ugly girls make fun of the personality of the

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hot girls. That's basically how it comes comes about. Right. See,

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you're a female and you agree with me.

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It's a sad state of affairs, but it's true.

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I say these things, and coming from a male it

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sounds bad. But then female all females like in their

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head are going, yeah, he's kind of right.

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I've thought to myself many times, like, beauty doesn't make

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up for attitude?

450
00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:33.000
Yeah, so what happens when you don't have either? Can

451
00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:35.640
you tell us? Do you have experience?

452
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:37.960
Do I personally?

453
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:40.079
Yeah?

454
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:41.559
Hot girls?

455
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:43.720
What are you talking about?

456
00:28:46.759 --> 00:28:47.400
That's my gift?

457
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:51.640
What rebels saying she knows feel?

458
00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:53.240
No, I don't know.

459
00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:55.920
I don't know what part of the scale you're putting

460
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:57.359
me on, but I know what part of the scale

461
00:28:57.400 --> 00:28:58.000
I put me on.

462
00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:01.640
So therefore, well, don't on that scale.

463
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:06.440
Well I don't know what scale do you think you're on? Rebel?

464
00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:09.440
Are you a unicorn?

465
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:11.599
Am I a unicorn?

466
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:12.279
To?

467
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:17.519
Okay? See, I love it. She didn't remember the hot

468
00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:23.599
crazy matrix. Okay, so everybody just to remember right now. Okay,

469
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:25.680
we're going to say nothing else. We're about to watch

470
00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:29.240
the video. I want everybody right now to remember that

471
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:31.960
Rebel said she is a unicorn.

472
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.480
I said to some people.

473
00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:39.359
Yes, it doesn't matter. If it's the one person, you're

474
00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:44.200
still a unicorn. Okay, let's hear on the hot amazing.

475
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:51.720
But that's whole fir crazy matrix. What Rebel really is

476
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:54.240
if she's a unicorn, roll it one.

477
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:58.880
It's everything a young man needs to know about women.

478
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:02.319
I've developed this on my own over forty six years

479
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:03.119
of living on the earth.

480
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:05.319
So this is how it works.

481
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:08.559
He's got a gun on his hip.

482
00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:11.839
You have your crazy axis.

483
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:14.240
There's a lot of crazy women, and.

484
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:19.440
You're hot axis. Hot as usual measures of zero to ten.

485
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:24.559
We're all familiar with that. Crazy is measured from four

486
00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:26.279
to ten. Because of course, there's no such thing as

487
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:30.559
a woman who's not at least a four crazy fo

488
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:35.279
to ten. This is your hot crazy line right here.

489
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:37.359
Very important that you keep in mind where the hot

490
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:38.279
crazy line is.

491
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:44.039
As a rule, I have no clue where any line is.

492
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:44.920
Go zone.

493
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:49.880
We do not hang around and date and marry women

494
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:52.200
who are not, at least in our mind a five.

495
00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:56.599
So this is your no go zone. You don't go here.

496
00:30:56.920 --> 00:30:58.039
We just rule this out.

497
00:30:58.880 --> 00:30:59.920
I'm going there today.

498
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:04.599
That's the way it is all right, above a five

499
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:10.559
and to about an eight and below the crazy line.

500
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:13.160
This is your fund zone.

501
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:17.519
Who sending out here in the geo your life to meet.

502
00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:20.359
These girls and spend time with them. That's your fun zone.

503
00:31:20.400 --> 00:31:22.240
But keep in mind when you're in the fund zone,

504
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:26.000
you want to move out of the fund zone to

505
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:27.319
a more permanent location.

506
00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:30.680
Okay, so that's the fund zone.

507
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:35.039
Above a five hot, below an eight hot, and below

508
00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:38.440
the crazy line. This means these are most of the

509
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:39.519
time not crazy.

510
00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:42.319
Okay, above the danger zone.

511
00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:45.240
Well then how could I married people below that line?

512
00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:49.200
You have the day above that line? Actually, yeah, that's where.

513
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:52.200
I redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffney.

514
00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:56.440
This is hairdressers. This is where.

515
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:58.519
This is where your car gets keyed, you get a

516
00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:02.160
bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed.

517
00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:05.799
And you wind up in jail. Now, now we have.

518
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:10.880
Some of the figure out something.

519
00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:13.839
This is not a static environment.

520
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:17.240
This is a situation where you have got to uh

521
00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:19.400
use this matrix over.

522
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:22.240
Time to develop some reliable data.

523
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:26.000
It's like a dope chart, okay, you because at any

524
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:29.640
moment in time, any woman that you have previously located

525
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:33.240
on this chart can vanish from that location and appear

526
00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:36.440
anywhere else on the chart. So what you have to

527
00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:40.079
do is, over time, collect some data, and once you

528
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.440
have a cluster of data points, you can begin to

529
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:50.079
consider that reliable. Now moving on, you have this zone here.

530
00:32:50.319 --> 00:32:54.160
This is below the crazy line above and eight hot,

531
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:58.759
but still you know about a seven crazy.

532
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:00.000
This is your date zone.

533
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:05.400
You can stay in the day zone indefinitely. These are

534
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.680
women that you introduced to your friends and your family.

535
00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:13.039
They're they're good looking, and they're reasonably not crazy most

536
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:13.519
of the time.

537
00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:16.960
Okay, you stay here indefinitely.

538
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:22.480
Now that's the friend zone.

539
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:25.519
Above an eight hot and between about a seven and

540
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:31.559
a five crazy. This is your wife's zone. Okay, when

541
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:35.440
you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship.

542
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:41.200
This zone is not scaled to size this This is

543
00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:44.319
a representation and not an actual work. But this is

544
00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:46.240
not a pie chart showing you how many of these

545
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:49.240
people are out there. This is simply a representation of

546
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:50.079
what you're after.

547
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:56.319
You above an eight hot, that's your wife's zone.

548
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:56.839
Okay.

549
00:33:57.400 --> 00:34:03.880
Now below a five and above and eight hot, this

550
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:11.480
is your unicorn zone. These things don't knew the unicorn.

551
00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:14.719
Please capture it. Safely, keep it alive. We'd like to

552
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:17.920
study it and maybe look at how to replicate that. Okay,

553
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:22.039
So I was one time and he said, wait a minute,

554
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:26.159
I met this girl and she's like smoking hot. She's

555
00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:30.800
like at least a nine, and she's chill, she's totally cool.

556
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:33.480
She's like not even a three crazy.

557
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:36.920
I said, you're telling me you've met a girl she's

558
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.360
a nine hot and she's like a two or a

559
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:42.239
three crazy. He said, yeah, man, I like her a lot.

560
00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:43.840
I said, you should be careful.

561
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:46.039
That's a dude. You're talking to a tranning.

562
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:52.719
So you gotta be careful because down here below a

563
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:55.840
four crazy and above and eight hot, you're probably talking

564
00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:56.920
to a dude.

565
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:00.119
Is the universal hot crazy Matri.

566
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:11.119
Never trust the living, That is exactly what.

567
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:17.239
So, so it turns out it was an Irish ginger.

568
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:20.840
It was rebel all along. That was the transgender.

569
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:26.280
Uh no, there's two different things, he said, a unicorn

570
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:29.679
and then a dude.

571
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:34.679
No, no, no, no, the unit he said, he said,

572
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.039
that's a dude, meaning the unicorn is the dude.

573
00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:41.880
No, he said it.

574
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:46.039
He said at a nine and a three is a tranny.

575
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:49.519
But there was a level between three and five at

576
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:52.119
a nine ten that would make you a unicorn.

577
00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:56.679
So I guess the question here is uh, rebel math classes.

578
00:35:57.039 --> 00:36:00.760
Yeah, Rebel, the question here is what what level of

579
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:01.679
crazy are you?

580
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:07.320
She's twelve? She's twelve for sure, then she cannot be

581
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:07.960
a unicorn.

582
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:12.920
Yeah, that's another thing up there that tells you stayed

583
00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:14.920
away from that one.

584
00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:26.079
I have definitely dated many of the ten hot ten

585
00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:30.159
crazy and it is exhausting.

586
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.199
Is it too soon to say that I would totally

587
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.039
like threaten you with a good time.

588
00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:44.679
There's no doubt about it. You are definitely a ten

589
00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:51.559
crazy on that hot crazy matrix for sure. Just saying I.

590
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:54.800
Call that fun epis for friends who do things together.

591
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:58.239
Yeah, if you walk into you, if someone walks into

592
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.079
the same room as you and the lights are flashing red,

593
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:02.719
that is not fun.

594
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:10.039
Oh I feel like that's like boun yeah fun.

595
00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:14.519
Okay, Rebel, I have a very important question for you,

596
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:16.880
and then we're going to get back. After this question,

597
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:22.320
I want to talk to the Nette about whether Jack

598
00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:26.159
I had a lot of women in love with him

599
00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:36.320
besides the Nette. Okay, So, Rebel, what national day is it? Anyway?

600
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:40.519
It's Multiple Personality Day?

601
00:37:41.320 --> 00:37:44.280
All right, that's my day. That's my day right there.

602
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:47.039
I gotta spike for each one of them hanging out

603
00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:47.480
up here.

604
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:54.159
It's a really multiple personality day. Okay, Okay, I have

605
00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:56.719
a question about this one. Who celebrates that one?

606
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:57.599
Right?

607
00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:59.840
Like which personality celebrates it?

608
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:05.320
They all get to come out and play for it depends.

609
00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:08.000
I guess you have to exponentially divide the person.

610
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:09.519
Like do you do you have to schedule it? Do

611
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:10.320
you have to schedule it?

612
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:14.000
And say like yeah, like okay, it's a rotating shift

613
00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:15.599
type of schedule.

614
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:15.559
Got it.

615
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:19.360
Everybody gets a turn.

616
00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:21.400
On other days. Days are at today.

617
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:24.079
Revel National Absence Day.

618
00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:26.719
Oh two guys, you're not absent?

619
00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:30.440
Go on ah Cinco de Marcho Day.

620
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:33.360
Yeah, see I was talking about that, like what a

621
00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:37.840
bullshit holiday, Like the Mexicans can't have anything, like they

622
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:40.920
have Sinko the Mile day. So we got oh so

623
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:44.400
good mocho boop of the stupid fucking day, just a

624
00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:46.320
reason to drink. Okay, go on, is.

625
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:47.000
That really a thing?

626
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:52.079
Well that's well no, this is this is warm up

627
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:52.760
for Saint.

628
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:55.400
Patty's absence or body absence.

629
00:38:56.280 --> 00:38:59.599
Yeah, this is a warm up for Saint Patti's Day.

630
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:02.320
You gotta warm up for Saint Pay's Day because not

631
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:05.079
everybody can keep up with the Irish. All right, go ahead,

632
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:06.480
Oh you.

633
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:07.639
Can't see it? Got my green?

634
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:09.960
If you're drinking, this.

635
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:13.840
Isn't about whether you're horny or not. Sorry, rebel, go ahead.

636
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:17.039
National Cheese Doodle Day, because you know with all the drinking,

637
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:17.880
you gotta eat something.

638
00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:19.760
National Poutine Day?

639
00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:22.880
Is that a Louisiana thing?

640
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:23.280
Like?

641
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:26.719
Did you get that off of your parish's website or something?

642
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:32.880
No, it looks like fries with something on it. I

643
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:33.880
don't know poutine.

644
00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:39.119
That was a very racist comment in that. Okay, go on,

645
00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:44.559
because she said put in that you're saying, is that

646
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:46.239
a real thing? Okay? Go on?

647
00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:52.400
Well, of course for the religious people, it's ash Wednesday.

648
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.400
Hold on, I want to talk about that for a second.

649
00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:02.079
You know, I hope I don't insulting Jews, Oh I won't.

650
00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:07.079
But like, what kind of religion has you take the

651
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:10.320
ashes off your cigarette and put it on your forehead? Okay,

652
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:11.280
that's what I want to know.

653
00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:15.320
Like cigarettes, it's any.

654
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:17.719
Ashes can go up there. Like would you know the

655
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:20.480
difference if you walked up to somebody and they had

656
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:22.760
ashes from their cigarette on their head. Would you know

657
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:24.000
the difference rebel?

658
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:28.760
Whose ashes is it? If it's not from a cigarette,

659
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:29.920
it has to be from a body.

660
00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:35.000
Whereas the thing is the ashes are always black? Are here? Yeah,

661
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:39.519
here's the question. Here's the question, and that how many

662
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:44.360
people did Jack put ashes on their forehead?

663
00:40:44.679 --> 00:40:44.800
Like?

664
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.679
Has there been a serial killer that that's what they do?

665
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:50.679
They only kill. It's kind of like it's kind of like,

666
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:55.559
you know, Halloween, somebody's got to write a movie Ash Wednesday,

667
00:40:56.079 --> 00:41:01.079
and there's somebody, some like some psycho killer that goes

668
00:41:01.119 --> 00:41:06.360
around and just puts ashes on people's foreheads. But when

669
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:10.639
he does that, he just pokes right through their foreheads.

670
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:14.119
The ashes go into their brain. Okay, okay, for you.

671
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:15.920
I looked it up. I looked it up.

672
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:20.400
It says the ashes used the ashes used for ash

673
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:24.400
Wednesday are typically made from the burned palm fronds from

674
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:27.239
the previous year's palm Sunday celebrations.

675
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:31.360
That is true. That is true, actually in all seriousness,

676
00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:33.760
that is from what is from? But go ahead, Robin,

677
00:41:33.840 --> 00:41:35.440
what we were gonna say.

678
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:38.000
I got the serial killer movie already for you. Okay,

679
00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:42.079
it's called ash Wednesday. But it's a female serial killer.

680
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:46.079
She's she marks the heads with ashes of the previous

681
00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:48.800
guy she burnt on the new one.

682
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:50.519
And her name is Ashley.

683
00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:54.679
No, listen, she's killing these dudes because they cheated on

684
00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:57.280
She was cheated on really badly.

685
00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:00.719
And I gotta add to this. Okay, I I got it.

686
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:01.199
I got it.

687
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:07.719
She's jealous because they're all in love with another.

688
00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:09.519
Serial No, no, no, this this will tie it together.

689
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:11.559
This will tie together. Okay, listen to me.

690
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:12.519
Ashley.

691
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:17.119
Ashley was a stripper that her husband cheated on her

692
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:20.199
with and then she became a serial killer and she

693
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:25.159
only kills cheaters. That's why her name is ash Wednesday.

694
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:29.400
Her name is ash Wednesday because she found out that

695
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:32.480
a stripper name Ashley cheated on Like, he cheated on

696
00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:34.639
her on a Wednesday with a stripper name.

697
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:37.840
Ashley, Yeah, on a Wednesday exactly. That's why her name

698
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:38.920
is Ash Wednesday.

699
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:43.719
There were several segments on Dexter with John Lithgow playing

700
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:46.599
the serial killer who was using his mother's ashes to

701
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:48.880
mark the women and the people that he was killing.

702
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.840
Right, Yeah, that's true.

703
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:55.280
Yeah, so.

704
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:59.480
Thenett really does know her serial killer stuff, Like the

705
00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:03.360
only way could really know, be that proficient zerial killing

706
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:08.159
is by actually serial killing just saying anything, just all

707
00:43:08.199 --> 00:43:12.960
the research. All right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot out.

708
00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:14.880
We're gonna play a game here. I'm gonna I'm gonna

709
00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:17.239
shoot out. Quick questions to you in the net and

710
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:23.840
you just answer with the first in comes to your head. Okay, Okay,

711
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:38.679
Zodiac killer JFK conspiracy, Zodiac killer r f K conspiracy

712
00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:48.800
is r f K junior the Zodiac No, and neither's

713
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:52.920
dead cruise. Okay, Well, additions are.

714
00:43:53.280 --> 00:44:01.199
For that mess, okay, right, christ Christy.

715
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:06.920
Not who was the serial killer that assassinated MLK?

716
00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:12.280
I don't know that he was a serial killer, but

717
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:15.760
still conspiracy. I mean, why else is the government talking

718
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:18.400
about releasing all the tills at once? Because it's all

719
00:44:18.519 --> 00:44:19.920
a conspiracy?

720
00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:24.360
Right Okay. So here here we have the most important

721
00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:30.519
question of all. Okay, do you know if the Zodiac

722
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:34.719
killer is the one that killed Paul McCartney in nineteen

723
00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:35.519
sixty nine?

724
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:39.079
I am I didn't know that he was killed.

725
00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:42.760
You didn't know about that? Yeah, No, listen, you gotta

726
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:47.079
go get albums now, Okay, you got those albums? Okay.

727
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:50.320
There was this nineteen sixty nine radio show where they

728
00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:54.559
announced Paul McCartney was dead. Okay, it's been a conspiracy

729
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:59.760
ever since. And apparently they got this guy who was

730
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:03.000
like a tribute guy that looked exactly like him to

731
00:45:03.079 --> 00:45:06.320
replace him. Didn't tell the world. They put clues on

732
00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:10.599
a bunch of their albums. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club

733
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:15.559
Band has tons of clues. The song A Story of

734
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:19.239
Life is about his death because he died in a

735
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:25.960
car crash. And did you read the news today? Oh boy? Yeah?

736
00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:30.719
And so there you go, and this true crime person

737
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:34.320
your job for the next appearance on this show, The

738
00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:37.480
Adventures of Pipe Man, is I want you to find

739
00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:42.039
out if Paul McCartney is indeed dead or if he's alive,

740
00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:45.920
and maybe use your handwriting expert stuff to figure out

741
00:45:46.159 --> 00:45:51.079
if his handwriting changed after nineteen sixty nine, because even

742
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:56.920
recently there is news and I'm gonna ask this probably

743
00:45:56.960 --> 00:46:01.760
an interview from somebody that somebody that knows him well

744
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:07.400
said yes, indeed, this Paul McCartney is still the fake.

745
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:11.079
Okay, So before I go researching this, I need to note,

746
00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:13.599
is he wanted for tax evasion Ricot.

747
00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:22.519
Statutes you need, You need to play some Beatles albums backwards.

748
00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:27.920
They will give you the clues. Listen to Revolution number

749
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:31.800
nine backwards. Okay, I don't want.

750
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:33.079
My dog back I don't want the.

751
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:37.519
House Revolution number nine where it says, you know that

752
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:41.039
song that we all think is loop of this Beatles song,

753
00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:43.000
like what the hell is with that? Where it's just

754
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:46.800
like the whole song is number nine, number nine. Well,

755
00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:49.599
when you play it backwards, it says Paul's a dead man.

756
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:51.559
Kill him and kill him. Paul is a dead man,

757
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:53.840
kill him, kill him.

758
00:46:53.239 --> 00:46:53.360
Uh.

759
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:57.480
There's also an abbey Road on the back of the album.

760
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:01.440
He's the only one with his back facing because he's dead.

761
00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:07.440
There's stuff on Magical Mystery Tour. There's multiple albums have

762
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:12.599
multiple different hints, and it was the most brilliant marketing

763
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:16.280
idea ever in history to sell so many albums because

764
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:20.119
people bought Beel's albums just for the hints. But there's

765
00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:24.440
still conspiracy now that it happened, there's still so I

766
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:26.840
want you to find out did it happen? Didn it happen?

767
00:47:27.079 --> 00:47:30.760
In the meantime, I want to know can you tell

768
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:34.599
me for me? Can you tell me if a go

769
00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:37.679
listen to the nineteen sixty nine radio show where it

770
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:41.000
was announced, just like War the Worlds, War of the

771
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:43.679
Worlds was a radio show, and everybody thought we were

772
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:47.039
getting attacked by Martians. This is what I miss about

773
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:49.119
when we first started this network.

774
00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:52.599
They just released evidence that we were. That's how they

775
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:54.400
had all the aliens in fifty one.

776
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.360
No, that was a different aliens. Okay, that's not the

777
00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:02.039
word of war olds aliens. Okay.

778
00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:04.719
That's the way that we can't have that much fun

779
00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:06.199
anymore on radio.

780
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:09.679
Exactly because radio is always theater to mine and you

781
00:48:09.719 --> 00:48:13.000
can't do it as well anymore. Except I did in

782
00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:16.800
twenty sixteen spread some fake news which we talked about

783
00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:22.480
last What the Fuck Wednesday, where I said that Donald

784
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:25.639
Trump when he first got elected. I told my co

785
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:28.960
host and she bought into it that and I said

786
00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:31.280
it was news you would we only find on the

787
00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:37.599
Pipeman Facebook and that Trump was gonna attack Canada. And

788
00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:40.679
look at this. It was not fake news. It was

789
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:47.039
prophetic because here we are at war with Canada. Oh

790
00:48:47.639 --> 00:48:51.079
you don't know, yeah, we're are you on the Simpsons?

791
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:51.760
No?

792
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:59.320
Why are you? Exactly exactly, that's exactly what's going on,

793
00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:02.199
so real quick. I have one last question for you,

794
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:06.360
two last questions for you, Nanette Bartow Okay. One is

795
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.519
how many women do you know of that you know

796
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:16.400
in theory we're in love with Jack?

797
00:49:18.360 --> 00:49:21.599
You know other than his wives? And I don't wait wait,

798
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:22.639
wait right there?

799
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:26.039
Why will serial killers have women fall in love with

800
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:29.000
him get married to them? They have no clue how

801
00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:31.360
you married to somebody? Have no clue that he's like.

802
00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:34.960
He actually married. Oh, he actually married two of them

803
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:37.559
at the same time, so he had year.

804
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:39.719
Did you get divorced? Did you get divorced?

805
00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:42.599
Well, they thought the divorce had gone through in seventy

806
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:45.519
one for his second wife, while married to his third

807
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:47.920
wife found out that hadn't gone through, so they had

808
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:49.239
to annul their marriage.

809
00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:52.679
Get oh, is that how your marriage got annulled?

810
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:54.199
Mine?

811
00:49:55.039 --> 00:50:00.519
Yeah? You answered the one question I asked you before

812
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:02.079
when you got divorced?

813
00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:04.840
When you got divorced?

814
00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:08.960
Yeah? From from the Zodiac, I.

815
00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:11.400
Haven't gotten divorced yet. I still have plenty left to play.

816
00:50:11.599 --> 00:50:15.360
And I have one more question and two more questions. Actually,

817
00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:20.480
did the Zodiac killer and a Kodiak bear ever have

818
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:21.800
sexual relations?

819
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:25.199
Doesn't mean it didn't happen if you didn't see it

820
00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:25.800
in the woods.

821
00:50:26.199 --> 00:50:30.199
Okay, perfect answer. Okay, Now tell everybody how they reach

822
00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:32.480
out to you. Listen to your show, watch your show,

823
00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:36.079
check out your podcast, check you out, pick you up

824
00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:38.440
at a festival. Whatever you want to tell them.

825
00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:42.159
You can find me at www dot finding the Zodiac

826
00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:45.880
radio dot com for all episodes every Friday at ten

827
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:50.360
am Pacific time. You can find me on your wonderful channel.

828
00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:52.320
What do we what do I call that? It's not

829
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:53.960
Talk four TV, right, it's W.

830
00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:57.039
Four You are on Talk four TV, but you're also

831
00:50:57.360 --> 00:51:00.239
on KATE. This is W four c Y Radio. This

832
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:03.960
is also talked for TV, but you're on our sister station,

833
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:10.440
K for HD. That's you at K four HD dot com.

834
00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:12.840
That's where they catch your show. Okay, I'm glad you

835
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:13.519
knew that.

836
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:15.119
I'm lousy with acronyms.

837
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:21.400
All right, and one last question then we're gonna in

838
00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:24.639
the show, Rebel, how many serial killers that were not

839
00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:26.440
KKK did you have sex with?

840
00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:31.719
I can't answer that question. I'm still undo the gag order.

841
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:40.039
Sorry, are you like gagged right now? Do you have

842
00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:41.840
a good gag reflex? Rebel?

843
00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:47.920
We all got quiet, she said, yes.

844
00:51:48.719 --> 00:51:51.679
Well, what the fuck? Okay, that's it.

845
00:51:53.199 --> 00:51:54.599
And a half seconds.

846
00:51:56.239 --> 00:51:58.960
All right if you if you missed a part of

847
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:02.480
this show, you are I am lucky, okay, And so

848
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:05.599
you can tune into the Adventures of pipe Man live

849
00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:09.119
one pm Eastern Time, W four Cyradio, W four cy

850
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:11.559
dot com. We'll be back on Monday with my vacial Monday,

851
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:15.360
Tuesday with travel Tuesday, and next wed does say, and

852
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:17.599
we always have a lot to talk about there, What

853
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:21.000
the fuck Wednesday? Because all I ever do all day

854
00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:24.760
long in twenty twenty five is say what the fuck?

855
00:52:25.519 --> 00:52:28.360
And I don't think I've ever said that in my life,

856
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:34.880
but not the fuck. So thanks for being here, pipe Nuts,

857
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:41.400
and you tune the net, you know, thanks for performing

858
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:45.159
all this researching having sexual relations with serial killers to

859
00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:46.599
help us find them.

860
00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:51.199
Like you said, it's safest to date one because they

861
00:52:51.199 --> 00:52:52.199
don't want to kill you.

862
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:55.320
Yeah, So what she's saying is if any of you

863
00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:59.239
out there ain't are serial killer and you want to

864
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:01.639
hot date, reach out to the net.

865
00:53:03.360 --> 00:53:04.559
To make a commercial about that.

866
00:53:05.920 --> 00:53:09.280
Thanks. Thanks for list say. She'll be back again soon

867
00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:12.519
unless she goes us or maybe she won't be ghosts.

868
00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:17.639
Maybe the serial killer or go Yes, it could happen,

869
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:25.119
Stay tuned, tune in again to find out roll it one.

870
00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:33.559
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Patement.

871
00:53:34.199 --> 00:53:37.679
I'm w for c u I Radio.