Feb. 4, 2026

Grammys, InkCarceration, Hell’s Heroes, Madden Superbowl & Alex Grey?

Grammys, InkCarceration, Hell’s Heroes, Madden Superbowl & Alex Grey?

Season 20, Episode 15 of The Adventures of Pipeman. Who is Alex Gray anyways? Hmmmmm Let’s talk Grammys, Ozzy Tribute, The Osbournes, Jelly Roll, Bad Bunny, Roberta Flack, and suing comedians lol. Pipeman had some behind the scenes help, So sad that...

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Season 20

Season 20, Episode 15 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Who is Alex Gray anyways? Hmmmmm

Let’s talk Grammys, Ozzy Tribute, The Osbournes, Jelly Roll, Bad Bunny, Roberta Flack, and suing comedians lol. Pipeman had some behind the scenes help, So sad that there were so many greats we lost in 2025. Can you name 3 and send your answers to @pipemanradio on all socials to be entered to WIN tickets to go to prison, Shawshank Prison for InkCarceration at the Ohio State Reformatory in Mansfield, OH. Has Pipeman seen any ghosts there. Ooh and a new festival has been added to the 2006 Pipeman Radio Tour. It’s Hell’s Heroes in Houston, TX. Let’s talk about this lineup that has some of Pipeman’s faves. Even the Pre-Party is worth going to Hell for.

As we all know, Pipeman is a gamer and loves Madden Football. Well, Ever since the NFL Championship Games Pipeman has played the Superbowl on Madden Football ’26 and he shares his prediction for the big game between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks based on real life video game experience.

Then, we will talk about our recent interview with Rock Legend John Corabi. You can check out the interview tomorrow where have some great stories, discuss the Sunset Strip in the 80’s, and best of all his new killer music.

Rebel wtf national day is it today? I have to tell you that National Sweater Day could not have come sooner with this Florida Freeze and no heat in the studio, but at least we have plenty of Iguana soup on National Homemade Soup to stay warm. It’s Juan’s secret family recipe. It’s also National Hemp Day or is it National Herpes day I’m not sure. Let’s see what Rebel finds out. Should we also discuss that it is National Girls and Women in Sports Day. It also happens to be the Pipeman’s granddaughter’s birthday today too. 

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bring you Young?

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Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures.

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You'll fight me out before?

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See why I com list Pompeas is number one internet

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radio station.

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Here's your host, The.

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Fight Man.

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Are not really not exactly you know how this works? People? Hello, Hello, Hello.

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It's a little bit chilly in Florida, so he might

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have froze to his balcony. We don't know, but we'll

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get right back to you on that. So welcome to

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the Adventures of Pipe Man.

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Oh what a day, What a day?

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Oh, we have things in store for you today is wow.

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We're on season twenty, episode fifteen, and he made it.

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Look at that he unfroze himself a little bit of

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hot water on those railings. We'll do wonders. Let's bring

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in the pipe man. Hello, pipe man.

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Oh my god, you're not gonna believe what happened.

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You froze to the balcony.

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No, no, no, no. What happened was I was on

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my way here, I got to the studio and an

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iguana landed on my head.

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Oh no, you did you get it for soup?

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Later?

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I put it in a refrigerator. But I'll tell you

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what I did do in honor of wand were the show.

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I ate an empanada. Nice.

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Nice.

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That's showing my solidarity with wand kind of like bad

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Bunny was showing his solidarity with everybody at the Grammys.

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Mm hmm. So, Rebel, did you even start the show right?

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Probably not?

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No, she did not.

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Oh my god, Rebel, listen, how many years do you

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have to be with me to know how to do it?

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Hey?

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Look, I was thinking you were going to jump right

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in at those very last second.

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I was, but the iguanas stopped me. So I do

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want to bring on we have a very special guest. Yeah, hey,

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that looks pretty cool. That's about you Rebel, okay, but

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guess what I got myself as a president recently because

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nobody else did. And then we'll bring the guests.

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At yourself more noise makers for the show.

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Well, you're kind of close, like you got to be

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more specific.

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The BS button, Okay, yes we did.

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We got a new one. I had one for like

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seventeen seasons and then it just died, you know, But

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anyway we are. Okay, So I want to hear because

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I wasn't there Rebel or one. Can you tell me

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how Rebel started the show? Can you give me your

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version of hers, like doing impersonation of Rebel starting the show?

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Well, the show started with and here's a pip min

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and then she goes, oh, maybe not, and then she

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just started spiraling downwards after that.

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Okay, did you say anything about, you know, the name

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of the show, the name of the station, or any

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of that stuff.

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She said, what season an episode we were on?

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Only god to the episode? That's a.

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Hello, how many years have you been doing radio? Okay?

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That's how you kind of start the show. You start

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to show. You start the show with you're listening to

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the Adventures of pipe Man right here on W four

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c Y Radio. You couldn't handle that.

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No, I wanted to leave it for you to do

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it when you got here.

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Oh my god. Well I'm not going to do it

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now because it's too late. No, but I didn't actually

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do it. I just said that's what you're supposed to do. Okay,

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So who the hell is Alex Gray? I'm going to

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ask both of you? Okay, let's start with you one.

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I'm gonna get the smart answer and say yes or

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the show, and I wouldn't tell I'm gonna be I'm

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gonna give you the smartest answer to say that is

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our guest for today.

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Well, that's not the smart ass answer, that's the like

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kiss ass answer.

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Okay, is it?

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Let's ask Rebel. She'll probably give the smart ass answer. No,

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but seriously, who the hell is Alex Gray? Rebel?

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I believe Alex Gray is a voiceover performer from maybe

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the UK?

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Okay, why do you think UK?

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Because I listened to her real and.

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Sounds she sounds, and she sounds British. Okay, all right,

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well let's bring her on one and let's see if

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she's British.

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Hello, No, I'm not, but I like that I have

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British characters.

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Ah see, so Rebel, yes, you got fooled.

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I think, well, you know she's got talent. I think

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that is a credit to my performance. Thank you, Rebel.

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So who the hell are you, Alex Gray? I don't

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even know. I think Rebel, I think you've met her

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before too, by the way, maybe.

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I think so. I think we've met at a festival before.

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Yeah.

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See.

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So I am a radio personality. I host a podcast,

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I am a guest on this awesome podcast. I do audiobooks,

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I do voiceover work. I do a lot of really

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fun stuff in this beautiful entertainment world.

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Nice and So how did Alex Gray develop?

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So?

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You know, I was born and then I was like,

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you know, I really like music. I want to do

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something with that. And then here I am, okay, that's

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really how I got into like radio. You know, we

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all have the dream of I want to be a

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rock star, and so I was like, I want to

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be a rock star, went to school, got my degrees,

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did not use them, but landed a gig in radio,

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and I'm like, this is kind of the rock star

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gig I was looking for. I just didn't know I

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was looking for this and that's honestly the short and

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skinny version of it.

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Yeah, it's a little different for me because I wanted

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to be a rock star too, and I played drums

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and I played guitar, and I sang thrash metal and

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I sucked at all three, So I did radio.

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There you go.

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It was only logical.

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You know they say those who can't teach, Well, it's

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those who can't announce in that seat, in this.

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Thing you you ended up where you were supposed to

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be eating exactly.

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I'll tell you the real reason that, Like, I was

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delayed getting on the show because I had one of

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my props. Have this prop we started last week. It's

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a book that somebody got me years ago. I don't

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even remember who got it for me. It says how

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to have sex on your birthday. I think it probably

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was Thing one, but I'm not sure.

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Uh, she gave you a book on how to have sex,

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but didn't give you any.

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Wow, that's for sure, Yes, that's for sure. Specific Well,

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that's why last week we talked about masturbation, because that's

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that's what the book was good for at that point

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in my life. Okay, but today I just opened it

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up to a random page. I like to just open

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it to a random page, and I got and it

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caught my attention.

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So I was late, we don't need that many details

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on that.

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That's what happened. He was looking at the centerfold.

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It was so South Florida. Yeah, look, it's like a centerfold.

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Here it says having an orgy on your birthday, I.

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Mean my birthday right now.

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Now, here's what's great about this book is the very

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next page. So I'm like, I see that. I'm like, well,

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let me see what's on the next page. The next

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page is safe save sex on your birthday.

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Dude, these are the important details.

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I know.

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Do you think they planned it that way? It's like,

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but shouldn't they have to save sex one the page

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before the orgy? I don't know.

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Probably.

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Okay, so there's ten great sex games for your birthday. Okay,

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every one of you name one for me. I'll tell

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you if it's on.

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The West Ring Toss.

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Well, I think I know a little more about you one,

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and I really want to know. At this point, I.

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Was quick too.

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He was like this one, I know he's.

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The you know, he was surprising because he's the one

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that like he's to behind the scenes person. And then

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I don't know, he just came on here. I was like,

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who the hell is studio that?

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And there he is. Uh we got we gotta give

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you a nut al all right, like all the co

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hosts are are our pipe nuts. So you have to

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be a certain Now it's self explanatory. Why rebels swamp nut? Okay?

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Because you know she she lives in race racist Louisiana

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in the Bayous? Okay, and she she's had some swamp

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ass with some KKK people. I think, I don't know

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what So swamp nut, Hey, are you like an alligator?

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Swamp nut? Like when it gets cold there, do you

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like get stick your nostrils out of the lake into

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the air to survive like the alligators? Do you gotta

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speaking to the mic? Like how many years have you

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been there?

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I said, surely do not.

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Oh well, okay, so maybe you should try it. I

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don't know, okay, So what's your guess, rebel?

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No fish?

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You guys have stupid answers to be honest. Okay.

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We did talk about Gerbils places they don't belong, so

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go fish might be a thing.

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Well, that was a dedication. That was a dedication to

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Richard Gear. Okay, so what would your guess, Alex be?

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Honestly, I really want to know if Wan's answers on there.

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I don't know. I'm going to be super boring and

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like the dice game or something.

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You guys are all super boring, right, you want to

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hear what the top about?

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Four?

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That might be a good one. Okay. Do you want

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to hear the top ten?

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Please?

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Okay, it's Gladiator and the slave Girl's number one. That's

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number one.

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I've never played that game.

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Oh I. Number two is mister ice Man. I don't

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know if that has anything to do with you know,

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top Gun. But maybe three. I think this one might

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be your speed rebel rubber band bondage? Would you do that? Rebel?

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That's a hard note.

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Okay, so you'll have sex with the KKK, but it's

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a hard note to have. It was not sex. Okay,

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so we're gonna get into that subject. Okay, let's take

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a let's take a poll. Okay, one is oral sex? Sex?

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I mean it's in the title, right, it's a title.

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There you go. Okay, so you know I have to

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say the rebel. Hold on, Let's let's get Alex's side.

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Okay, I mean honestly, it counts.

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Sorry, rebel, all right, rebel, So you get the I.

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Didn't get nothing out of it, So I don't feel counts.

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You know a lot of couples will disagree with you

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on that one.

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Well, yeah, but that's usually the cheating couples doesn't count

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if it's just oral, you know.

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Well, I'm so sorry to bring it to you, but

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a lot of times there are lies involved. So a

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lot of times the woman doesn't get anything out of it.

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I mean, there's just the it's just the way the

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cookie crumbles sometimes then, so.

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It has to be a two way straightfor its account.

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I mean, no, but definitely different. I mean, penetration is

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definitely a uh a more viable sects. Yeah, counter than

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just oral because.

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On there I'm guessing.

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So, since your name is Alex Gray, does that mean

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you like the rubber band bondage thing?

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You know, rubber bands? I'm not a fan of.

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Oh that sounds like I want to hear that story.

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I'll tell you off camera one of these days. We

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just met, so we got to keep it a little bit,

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a little bit guessing, you know.

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That's why we need to just tell the whole world

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it's just a microphone just for.

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The next year. Well, we'll do it like a segment

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of like the next shade of Gray.

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I like that, Okay that how about rebels segment the

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backside of gray because Rebel likes the backside stuff?

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No, and don't that comes to okay, but hard No,

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that has never happened.

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And exit only people.

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So that's what they do over there at the swamp.

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They do a lot more than that.

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But what's it like living in Louisiana? I want to

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know anyway, tell me what it's like, first of all,

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before living in Florida. Come on, now, it can't be boring, Okay, Alex,

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I have to fill you in a little bit on Rebel.

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Okay.

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So the first time she came here to Florida too,

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and came in person in the studios, you know, you

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get out at Fort Lauradelle Airport, which is the smart

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capital of the world, let's face it, and there's a

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big billboard that says free HIV testing.

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Not one billboard. It was plastered everywhere.

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She never saw this before, she never and no wonder

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so many people in Louisiana have chlamydia I mean, come.

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On, no, no wonder I felt when I saw when

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I saw out there and I seen billboard, billboard, billboard,

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billboard had billboard. But I was like, I feel dirty,

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I feel I feel like I need a past.

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Still didn't get tested.

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I just stepped off a plane.

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There's no reason just because I stepped off a plane.

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I mean, you have five boyfriends and you believe oral

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sex is not sex, but you don't believe in free testing.

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I didn't say that. I said I was scared. When

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I've seen all these things bombarding me. It's like, oh,

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like he don't touch me, don't breathe on me, nothing.

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See I can see it catching you off guard. But

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at least you know it's safe and it's clean.

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He is it looking at Alex you got you got

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a comment there?

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Oh I thank you so much, Chase.

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I think it's your stalker. Personally, it's actually Rebel stalker.

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He's cheating on Rebel.

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It's okay, it just my eyes Rebel.

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But he but that's so involved in this, because that's okay.

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Rebel has four other boyfriends.

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Good on you, girl. I am impressed with your stamina.

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So one, how about you? Do you have four boyfriends.

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No I did not, unfortunately have no I heard not.

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Alex.

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Why are you here to enjoy this crazy chaos?

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Because man, I thought we were going to give you

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a Grammy award. Actually, I want to give you a

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Grammy award. If I were to give you a Grammy,

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what would it be for?

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It would be for best dad jokes? Thank you, thank you.

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I'd like to think everyone I had to step on

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to get here, Oh that you know?

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That's cool? Because we used to have somebody on the show.

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We called them the Mayor of Pipeland, and Rebel will

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tell you why, because like he was a first of all,

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he was a big theater fan and he was the

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size of one of Munchkins in one of his favorite ways,

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Wizard of Oz. So he was the mayor of Pipeland

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and the mayor of munchkin Land too, And we used

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to have him do proclamations on the show, like one

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of the little People? Is it do you have to

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say little people for the Wizard of Oz in twenty

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twenty six because they weren't called that in the movie,

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So do you have to now call them that instead

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of munchkins? Called the Munchkins of Munchkin Land Munchkins, Is

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that being offensive?

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No, definitely not. That is the official title of their location.

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So I bet you, I bet you they don't like ice.

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I bet you the Munchkins don't like ice, dude, Yeah, exactly.

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They'd rather have some you know, looke, some bayou water.

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They belong and that's where you can hide people. That

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is the perfect place.

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Talk about hiding people this way a minute.

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I'm gonna give my message out to the world. Like

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everybody gave messages on the Grammys. I'm gonna give my

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message any of you out there that are worried about

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ice in your drinks. Okay, go to Rebels House. She'll

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hide you in the bayo. That's your safety side.

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Yeah, that's a word for it, never to be found.

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So so yeah, the Grammys. What'd you think of a Grammys, Alex.

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I thought it was really cool. I mean there were

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obviously some standout highlights. Ozzie that tribute being my number

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one standout highlight. That was fantastic.

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Well, I'll tell you a funny story. I was talking

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to my brother yesterday and he does not like metal.

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It's not his thing. He does like like nineties alternative

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and stuff like that. But you know, we're not talking

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about nineties alternative, like good nineties alternative. We're talking about

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old people nineties alternative, because he is he is a

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senior citizen. I remember way back when one time he

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said to me, he was like, no matter what, I'll

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always be six years older than you. And now in

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twenty twenty six, I'm gonna say this live publicly to

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the world. You're right, you can have that six years.

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You are officially older and old. He's a boomer. I'm

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a gen xer, and I make sure he knows that, okay,

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But he did say he was like, I have to say,

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not my genre, not my music. But he was very

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impressed with the Ozzie tribute. So that says a lot.

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You know.

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It's easy for us metal fans to, you know, think

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it's great and they did a great job. But somebody

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that's not even into it to say that, that says

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a lot. Now. I did forward him a link to

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Spiritbox's performance that one. I think he went to the

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emergency room for his ears, all right, pe but oh

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my god, they were so bad as Spiritual.

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So good, it was so good.

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Did you did you guys? Did you swamp on steel

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or not. Did you watch the Grammys. Let's let's see

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if they're allowed to be on my show.

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That's wait, everybody here is way too dressed for that.

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So we could do it, you know, the New World

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way where we just loaded into the thing. But that's

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more fun. It's more fun to have a prop, especially

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if I get mad at my listeners, I can throw

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it at my computer. No, that might not be a

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good idea. Wait, that boy should not have come out

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of my head. That's the problem. And I you know,

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like sometimes I'll sit there on the beach and I'll

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see like this, uh drone flying over, and I sit

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there and I think to myself, boy, you know, I

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really do wish I had owned a gun. I would

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shoot that shit down.

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It's illegal, this charge of a firearm. I would not

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do that.

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Well, it would be pretty hard. I don't have a gun, rebel,

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I don't like guns. But if I had one, but

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I do have a crossbow, would that would be a

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problem if I used the crossbow to take out the drone.

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I don't know the logalities on that one.

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It's not a firearm.

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It's not a firearm, but it is dangerous if you

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hit the drone, and the drone and the arrow go

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down and nail somebody in the head like those iguanas.

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All right, one, since you're somebody that's familiar with being

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worried about drones.

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Alright, I have a drawn.

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Oh you're the one. Oh my god, I'm gonna shoot

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your drone down.

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I'm not the one, buddy, it's about to be.

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Okay, we have a listener that has some info about

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the Grammys that. Okay, let's get everybody's viewpoint on this.

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Who wants to start money talks? I mean it's a

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very large public stage. Of course, political views are going

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to play in that, because political powers are paying to

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be at the forefront of.

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You know, that kind of audience.

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Right.

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But I say the same thing about when everybody doing

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the taking ae crap. There's a time and a place

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for it. Just because you're there doesn't mean that you

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should use that platform for that. That's not what the

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platform is there for. I do, however, say people probably

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should have put a little bit more money to their

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wardrobes because it was a lack of them who I

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thought it was fun?

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Oh okay, So I want to hear what Alex has

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to say. But first I want to say, like, I've

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never heard you say, rebel that you don't like gain

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on your knees. That was the first time. That's all

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I got out of what you said.

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That's how you know she's getting old.

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Everything you said, I don't even know what else you said.

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That's all I got out of it. But go ahead

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on the knees.

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I'm getting on the knees.

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Gee, all right, all right, Alex, let's hear your viewpoint

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on this.

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All right, So, as far as you know, having political

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views on the Grammys, I personally think if you are

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a celebrity or a figurehead or a musician and you

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have a platform, I think if you're passionate about something,

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I think you should use that platform to speak out

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to whatever you're passionate about. And so I really think

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it's great that these people who do have really strong

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voices are using them the way they feel appropriate. I

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like to see that.

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You know, I do have to agree with that, and

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I'll tell you why too. Okay, It's always been music, Like,

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why do people nowadays think musicians and artists and entertainers

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shouldn't have a voice. They've always had a voice. And yes,

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if you have a platform, whatever your beliefs are, if

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they're not harmful to other people, you should be a

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you should express it to them. I may not agree

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with what you're expressing, but I think it's your right

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to do it. And since you do have that microphone,

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why not. And again, as long as you're not doing

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a harm, you know, like if you're not Charles Manson

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up there telling people, you know, because that happened in

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the entertainment industry too. I was just watching, like before,

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the show The Manson Chaos. It's called Chaos. It just

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came out in twenty twenty five. Another Manson thing. I

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love watching the Manson things because man, think about think

455
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about the similarities between Manson and any politician today. Yeah,

456
00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:00.920
Like I always say that Manson probably would be able

457
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:05.279
to get elected president today. Just say it. And it

458
00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:08.200
doesn't matter what party he would be in, Okay, you know,

459
00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:12.799
for him to do what he did, Like, it's kind

460
00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:16.359
of impressive to get people to blindly just say and

461
00:26:16.400 --> 00:26:19.440
do stupid shit. Oh wait a minute, that's what's happening

462
00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:24.680
to Okay, So but seriously, think about it. Okay. In

463
00:26:24.759 --> 00:26:29.759
the fifties there were the rebels in music, the rock

464
00:26:29.799 --> 00:26:32.400
and roll rebels, and they had a voice, you know.

465
00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:37.599
And then in the sixties you had the hippies and

466
00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:41.440
that they had a very political voice. They both had

467
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:48.160
political voices. Every generation, every decade, musicians and artists and

468
00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:53.000
entertainers have had a voice, and musicians specifically put it

469
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:57.640
in their music, like most music is based on political views.

470
00:26:58.920 --> 00:27:02.519
And what I love is when people I've ran into

471
00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:06.799
people that listen to music that in the song it

472
00:27:06.839 --> 00:27:10.640
has political views that differ their own beliefs that they're

473
00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:15.039
vehemently against, but they'll still listen to the song, you know.

474
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:21.519
And so the fact is, why should they have any

475
00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:24.759
less of a voice than anybody else. I think everybody

476
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:25.680
should have a voice.

477
00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:28.720
You do not saying they I'm not saying don't have

478
00:27:28.759 --> 00:27:32.240
a voice, But I'm saying is do they do it

479
00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:35.880
in a live concert? Do they take their time, their

480
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:38.440
time because it's their concert that people paid to go see.

481
00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:39.759
They absolutely do it.

482
00:27:39.799 --> 00:27:43.960
Then do they just use it in a public form

483
00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:47.359
that this is not what I expected to see.

484
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:53.519
When a family member of mine, it didn't bother me, okay,

485
00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:56.359
but a family member of mine was bothered by and

486
00:27:56.480 --> 00:28:00.200
Jelly Roll and I love Jelly Roll and he is

487
00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:04.519
cool shit, okay. And he was just spread in love. Man,

488
00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:08.480
even if you're you don't believe the same religion or whatever,

489
00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:13.240
as long as you're spread in love, that's all that matters, okay.

490
00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:19.759
And so he was offended because he was like, oh yeah, no, uh.

491
00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:23.640
All he kept talking about is Jesus and everybody should

492
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:28.319
have Jesus. And he's like, well, hello, I'm Jewish here,

493
00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:32.119
Like who cares? And Jesus was a Jew too, I'm

494
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:35.160
a Jew. I wasn't offended by that. Like, if that's

495
00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:38.160
his belief and that makes him a good person, that's

496
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:41.240
all I care. If your beliefs make you a good

497
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:44.960
person and somebody that does good for others and does

498
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.920
not intentionally try to harm others. Man, you could be

499
00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:52.039
you rebel and believe in you know, sex and the

500
00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:57.480
Bayou with whoever. Absolutely, you know. But I mean, like

501
00:28:58.079 --> 00:29:00.920
we need to we need to go back to a

502
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:06.799
time where I was just watching on Netflix. They had

503
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:12.880
when the USA won the against the Russians during the

504
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:17.119
Cold War, when things were really bad in this country. Okay,

505
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:20.799
we had in prime rates at twenty percent and higher.

506
00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:25.759
We had gas shortages, lines for gas inflation through the roof.

507
00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:29.200
Everybody talks about costs today. Well that same thing history

508
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:34.400
always repeats itself, by the way, you know. But musicians

509
00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:38.680
were political about that then too, you know. And not

510
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:43.039
only that, but I mean, listen, one thing that happened

511
00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:47.119
this Netflix thing is the whole country got united for

512
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:52.039
a hockey team to win the gold in the Olympics. Maam,

513
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.400
we need that. That's where I want to live again.

514
00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:56.240
You know.

515
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:59.799
I don't want to live in whoever wins their election.

516
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.119
I don't want to live in uh, you know colors.

517
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:05.960
I want to you know what, just make it all

518
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:08.160
a bunch of gray, Alex Gray.

519
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:12.240
I just I just did your.

520
00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:19.319
Year by vice presidential candidate. Maybe in fact, it's too early, though,

521
00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:22.440
but we would normally run the pipemin for president. It's

522
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:25.160
too early to put my hat in. I gotta wait

523
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:26.720
and see what happens.

524
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:27.839
You know.

525
00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:29.480
Is it really ever too early?

526
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:32.680
I don't know, but I'll leave it up to one

527
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:37.440
if we want to do that. But okay, so let's

528
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.759
talk more. Grammy's okay. So Joey Roll I think he's

529
00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:43.880
just become an amazing human being. I'man all of them

530
00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:47.000
when he sat in front of Congress and told them,

531
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:50.480
you know, to stop the bullshit with the fentanyl, you know.

532
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:55.359
And now let's switch gears to the super Bowl for

533
00:30:55.400 --> 00:31:01.000
a second. I want to know everybody's opinion about this. Okay,

534
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:05.880
they are now coming up with alternative versions of the

535
00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:12.480
halftime show because of what Bad Bunny said in the Grammys. Like,

536
00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:18.400
I'm just gonna say it first, What the fuck the

537
00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:23.160
dude gives a loving message and let's have alternative versions

538
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:26.799
that are all American. I hate the clue you people

539
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:31.319
in nothing to do with politics. Puerto Rico is the

540
00:31:31.480 --> 00:31:37.359
United States thing. That's like, what the fuck? That's what

541
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:41.640
I'm want the fucking about, Like it's our own country.

542
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:46.799
You know, you're so blinded by the whatever, it's your

543
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:50.279
own country. But anyway, why do we have multiple versions?

544
00:31:50.799 --> 00:31:53.480
There should just be one version, have a different version

545
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:56.039
next year. What's your opinion on.

546
00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:00.279
I mean, I don't know why the controversy, you know,

547
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:03.680
like they've had so many people from outside the country,

548
00:32:03.799 --> 00:32:06.279
you know, perform the super Bowl and that's never been

549
00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:07.079
an issue before.

550
00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:12.039
Right, so Shakira is from Colombia.

551
00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:13.799
I don't want to I don't want to sound like,

552
00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:18.759
you know, like some certain types of people. But it

553
00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:21.200
only happened during this administration.

554
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:26.759
You mean the administration of Resident Rump.

555
00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:32.000
That's correct, and I have nothing I have nothing against him.

556
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:36.160
But you know, like these people are, they're starting like

557
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:41.640
just way out of pocket controversies. You know, like there

558
00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:43.480
shouldn't be that much of a controversy.

559
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:48.960
It's just stupid. It's a halftime show. People, get over yourselves. Okay,

560
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:52.359
what's your opinion, rebel, because rebels from that part of

561
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:55.799
the country that probably is like, oh no, man, we

562
00:32:56.079 --> 00:33:01.240
need ourselves some American entertainment. We don't need that honky

563
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:03.480
tonksle shit.

564
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:09.000
For future reference. Anybody who watches football knows that they're

565
00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:13.599
trying to expand the American Football League to other countries.

566
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:18.000
Hence the fact our teams are playing multiple countries this

567
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:20.640
year coming this is the end of this year, when

568
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:26.440
football season starts, they're branching NFL out to other countries.

569
00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:31.880
So you're going to expect to see multiple countries involved

570
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:32.880
in multiple things.

571
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:35.759
But he's from Pero, Rico. Per Rico is part of

572
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:39.119
the US. That's literally one of the states. I understand,

573
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:41.240
and there have been a lot of performers in the

574
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:42.200
past from the UK.

575
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:47.160
I understand whover doesn't like the halftime shoke and throw

576
00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:49.759
paper towels. That bad bunny, Okay, just.

577
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:53.920
Go make us don't want How many halftime shows have

578
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:57.279
we hated? Like, let's be honest, A lot of the luck,

579
00:33:57.400 --> 00:33:59.920
Like why are people picking on this one so hard

580
00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:04.480
specifically and putting an alternate one together? There have been

581
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:09.320
way worse performers that I would have been like, Okay,

582
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:12.800
I see why based on the music. Let's keep politics

583
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:15.039
out of it. Based on the music. I could see

584
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:17.519
trying to do an alternate halftime show, But this one

585
00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.360
it's different, Like Dean was saying.

586
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:25.079
It's exactly weird, and so what you have to like

587
00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:29.440
switch stations and what like. Again, in the most commercials,

588
00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:32.480
it's more division. If you ask me, let the whole

589
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:36.400
world watch the same super Bowl. We don't need to.

590
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:41.280
That's why I have to you know what, I believe this.

591
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:44.480
I have to do this in the twenty twenty eight

592
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:48.880
election for my platform. But I say, if we want

593
00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:51.920
to solve the world's problems, we have to have one

594
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:56.480
big music festival. It would have to be metal because

595
00:34:56.519 --> 00:35:00.000
some of the other ones they wouldn't It wouldn't work, okay,

596
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:04.199
would have to be metal, hard rock, punk okay, and

597
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:10.360
where everybody in the world is required required to attend.

598
00:35:11.840 --> 00:35:15.079
And I'll tell you why it has to be metal

599
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:18.760
or punkin or hard rock in a second. But and

600
00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:23.400
then we would all be united as one person and

601
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:27.039
get the best therapy ever and work everything out in

602
00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:32.079
the pit like the mosh pit would solve everything, one

603
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:39.480
national amash pit for everybody. You could be red, green, blue, yellow,

604
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:44.280
it doesn't matter. You get in that mash bit and

605
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.880
we're all friends and we're all family. That's why it

606
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:49.800
has to be metal, punk or hard rock, because that's

607
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:53.960
usually what happens. Like you know, hate to say country shows,

608
00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:56.840
it's a bunch of rednecks getting drunk and getting into

609
00:35:56.920 --> 00:35:59.239
fist fights to show how mucho they are.

610
00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:02.840
That is not the only thing country has to offer.

611
00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:04.360
Oh my goodness.

612
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:08.159
Well, if that wasn't true, Carrie Underwood wouldn't be a

613
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:11.360
metal head. She's a metal head that does country because

614
00:36:11.719 --> 00:36:13.719
she's damn good at it, makes a lot of money

615
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:18.360
doing it. But she is a metal head. Christina aguilera

616
00:36:18.679 --> 00:36:23.559
metal head. They just choose to perform in a in

617
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:25.760
a genre where you can actually make money.

618
00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:29.599
Where Lady Gaga come on, yeah, there you got. She

619
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:33.199
was bad ass in the Grand Hell yeah, Grammys. Yeah,

620
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:36.000
she's a bad ass in the Grammys. When she did

621
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:38.440
that thing with Metallica, Oh my god, I was like,

622
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:41.480
I was so impressed. And she had just done a

623
00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:45.159
gig with Tony Bennett the week before, Like, I am

624
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:48.320
so impressed. Where speaking of dress, you were talking about

625
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:53.559
how people looked Rebel, I'm going to switch to Alex because, uh,

626
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:57.760
you know, she mentioned Lady Gaga, and again somebody was

627
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.559
making a comment to me about how people were dressed,

628
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:02.519
kind of like your kind of comment that you know,

629
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:04.599
the derogatory comment that you made.

630
00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:08.440
It wasn't I said that was less clothing on people.

631
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:15.039
Well, Janet Jackson, Uh you know what. Ever, No, that's

632
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.199
the super Bowl. Okay, we'll see it just coexists with

633
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:25.760
each other. But here's the thing. Okay, Lady Gaga wore

634
00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:30.559
a meat suit. Okay, this is something yeah, but something

635
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:33.880
that's been going on, like like somebody was saying, oh,

636
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:38.760
they should dress a certain way for the didn't somebody

637
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:42.840
else said it. Okay, that's true for the Oscars, But

638
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:46.320
the Grammys is a bunch of musicians. When did they

639
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:49.960
not dress weird or do different things, or, like you said,

640
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.000
rebel wear nothing? There was somebody had a dress. I

641
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:56.159
saw it. In fact, I think she's going to get

642
00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:59.599
arrested or some shit like that. I can't I can't remember,

643
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:05.079
but like, basically she was wearing nothing. There was like something,

644
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:10.199
some something tying her dress to her nipple.

645
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:15.960
Dude, Chapel roone, I love So that was the first

646
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:18.119
thing my brain went to when you brought it up.

647
00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:18.519
Rebel.

648
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:22.840
I freaking loved Chapel's dress. I was like, yes, queen,

649
00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:23.760
you go girl.

650
00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:30.719
I liked it. So, I mean, come on, what's wrong

651
00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:31.519
with that? Rebel?

652
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:35.159
I'd nelmost said anything was wrong with it? I said

653
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:37.079
there was less of it?

654
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:41.199
Okay, well, what did you like that there was less

655
00:38:41.239 --> 00:38:43.159
of it? Or do you not like that there was

656
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:43.920
less of it?

657
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:46.639
I give two shits less. I don't care how people dress.

658
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.400
I'm not their parents. I mean, if that's how you

659
00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:53.199
want to express yourself, then all for it.

660
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:55.000
Go for it. You know what.

661
00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:00.639
The I think she was I felt like she was

662
00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:06.159
a barbie pressed into a uh not not that person, Heidi.

663
00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:09.800
I think it's Heidi Kloon. He was wearing this look

664
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:13.840
like a plastic I don't know what the heck to

665
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:14.360
call it.

666
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.880
I mean it had she was dipped in wax kind

667
00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:18.920
of right right, like.

668
00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:21.920
A Barbie thing, like they were molding Barbie.

669
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:24.960
It's like that is not that I had to wonder

670
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:27.119
did she have a back surgery or something and was

671
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:30.159
in a in a contraption and you know, it's like

672
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:33.239
they had things on the side. This is not a

673
00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:36.079
straight jacket type of thing. It's I don't know what

674
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:38.199
that was called. And she can hardly walk.

675
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:42.519
It's like, huh, so I just found out I'm an idiot?

676
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:47.000
Why why this time? Just kidding?

677
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:50.199
Well, because when I logged in, you know, I put

678
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:53.480
on the right mic, but I think wand messed with me. No,

679
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:55.840
I'm just kidding. He sent the chat in there check

680
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:59.079
your mic saying I just saw it right now and

681
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:04.800
apparently I was using the wrong mic. Huh said anything

682
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:08.039
out loud? You just let me sound like an asshole.

683
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:12.760
This is my first time. I didn't have anything to reference.

684
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:17.960
Jesus. Now you do you hear what I sound like? Now? Okay?

685
00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:19.840
Does this sound different than before?

686
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:21.039
Way different?

687
00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:28.239
Okay, just in time for the end of the show. Great, good,

688
00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:32.360
next time that happened, and I'm not paying attention to

689
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:37.400
this stupid chat thing. Okay, just say, hey, dumb fuck,

690
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:39.559
use the right mic.

691
00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:40.960
Hold on, let me write this down.

692
00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:45.400
Wait, isn't that rebel? Rebel? Isn't that true?

693
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:45.679
That?

694
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:46.440
That's what?

695
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:47.280
That is? What?

696
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.800
That's what Chad probably would have done, right, Chad, Chad

697
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:56.760
say any dumb fuck? Okay, but anyway, you know, oh

698
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:58.639
my god, what day is it? Rebel?

699
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:01.280
What the fuck? Wednesday?

700
00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:02.400
No?

701
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:06.159
But seriously, there's it is my granddaughter's birthday, by way,

702
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:11.360
so happy birthday to Sydney. Okay. It was my grandson,

703
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:14.920
the one that passed his birthday yesterday, so that was

704
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:17.360
a bummer. And then the day before that was my

705
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:22.199
other granddaughter's birthday. Just al So imagine that three grandkids

706
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:26.880
in a row with birthdays right after each other at

707
00:41:26.880 --> 00:41:28.920
the beginning of the month, like when you have to

708
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.239
pay rent and mortgage.

709
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:37.400
Ship, it is pretty awesome to have everybody like right there, okay,

710
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:38.960
hopefully separately.

711
00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:47.440
What else is the days? Oh yeah, we need that

712
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:52.400
here in Florida, Like, what the fuck? So you weren't

713
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:54.559
here the other day, but we had to do a

714
00:41:54.599 --> 00:42:00.199
show Rebel, and both Juan and I were bundled up

715
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:04.440
like we were in the tundra. So on Monday, okay,

716
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.199
because we found out okay, so we moved to new studios.

717
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:11.559
After eighteen years, we moved to new studios, found out

718
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:16.119
no heat in the studios. And it was at the

719
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:18.519
time I was doing the show. It was like feels

720
00:42:18.599 --> 00:42:23.119
like thirty four, I think or something like that. So

721
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:26.760
it was funny because I did an interview that's good. Okay,

722
00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:30.239
So everybody, you have to pay attention tomorrow at one pm.

723
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:33.400
We're going to do one of my interviews from John

724
00:42:33.559 --> 00:42:37.760
Carabbi this week. Great interview, great dude, great musician, has

725
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:44.559
new solo music. And I have to ask Rebel question

726
00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:52.400
in a second because she's gonna get it wrong. But stuff, okay.

727
00:42:52.679 --> 00:43:00.159
So basically we were both like bundled up in this interview.

728
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:04.559
We made jokes about it, and you know, they're talking

729
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:08.840
to iguanas and all that stuff. But seriously, it was

730
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:12.760
like doing my show from an igloo? Am I wrong one?

731
00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:14.400
Because he was here too.

732
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:16.280
I was inside the same igloo.

733
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:17.559
Oh my.

734
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:21.639
We were at fifty degrees all day inside.

735
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.679
Yeah, and he sent me a text I was already

736
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.639
on my way here to bring up Parka like thanks,

737
00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:32.480
I'm already on my way. Great. You know, so the

738
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:35.239
things you learn when you know it's the coldest it's

739
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:38.480
ever been in South Florida, Like who knew you'd need heat?

740
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:40.800
Who knew we weren't ready?

741
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:47.760
Okay? But anyway, so we have some festivals coming up too.

742
00:43:48.079 --> 00:43:52.599
We have to talk about festivals. But anyway, back, what else, rebel?

743
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:54.920
What what else we got going on with the day today?

744
00:43:55.079 --> 00:43:56.599
What national days? Is it?

745
00:43:57.000 --> 00:43:59.519
National temp Date? National Homemade Soup Day?

746
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:03.320
We need that too. We need the homemade soup. It's

747
00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:05.800
perfect for Florida. Go ahead, What was the last one?

748
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:13.039
Backer? Say that again? Quack quacker quick clacker packer day?

749
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:14.360
Little rubber duckies.

750
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.960
Oh like for my cheap Yes, oh I should have

751
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:19.800
brought them in. I could like thrown them at the

752
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:22.880
camera would be that would be a cool sound effect.

753
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:28.960
So anyway, uh, what else? That's it? That's all you got?

754
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:34.639
Oh my National Hemp Day and whullship? It should just

755
00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:38.639
be National pot Day? Like why you gouya go half

756
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:40.320
ass and just have National Hemp Day.

757
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:44.079
Multile multi purpose other uses.

758
00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:46.360
Is illegal and hemp may not be.

759
00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:51.039
Well, it depends on where you're at. I mean, come on, so,

760
00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:52.400
like if.

761
00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:55.840
Federally illegal in the United States, so no matter what you.

762
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:58.840
Do, Resident Rump is trying to change that.

763
00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:01.960
So and that might be the thing that brings the

764
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:05.440
world together. When it becomes legal and more people do it,

765
00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:07.440
then maybe everybody will.

766
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:14.599
Just be they the Indians, did they smoke them peacepipe? Okay,

767
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:19.679
smoke them peacepipe? Okay. But back to festivals. Okay, So

768
00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:23.360
we need to have this one major festival, Alex, I'm

769
00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:26.400
putting you in charge. You make that happen. Every band

770
00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:30.079
there is plays at the festival, and everybody in the

771
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.000
world is required to show up.

772
00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:34.039
And how long is this festival?

773
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:37.320
As long as it takes to work out our problems

774
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:40.800
and just all love each other and just all love

775
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:44.280
each other for who we are, what we are, doesn't matter,

776
00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:48.559
who gives a fuck, Just everybody just be what makes

777
00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:50.239
you happy and shut the hell up.

778
00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:50.880
Dude.

779
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:52.559
If I'm in charge of this festival, it's going to

780
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:55.760
be a fantastic be There will be a few artists

781
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:58.880
who are unavailable. I'm so sorry.

782
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:05.360
Oh yeah, I know a few of them, so I

783
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.920
have to give you a rule. Then no anti Jew bands.

784
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:14.199
Well yeah, so Disturb makes the list. He is a

785
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.679
champion for the Jews, David Draymond, Like if you go

786
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.440
to his Instagram, he's always putting out like great stuff

787
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.800
for the Jews because he's from Israel, like Gene Simmons. Okay,

788
00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:31.679
but okay, one, what we need to do right now,

789
00:46:32.079 --> 00:46:35.920
right this second, is we're going to be giving away

790
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:42.159
tickets to a fessal just happened yesterday that we negotiated this. Okay,

791
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:44.880
so you want to hurry up and go see pipe

792
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:48.559
Man Radio on any socials. DM me and tell me

793
00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:51.559
what the stupidest thing in this show was today and

794
00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:58.360
you will be entered to win tickets. Two.

795
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:02.639
America's Rock Metal in Tattoo Festival returns this summer with

796
00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:07.960
live Biscuits.

797
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:11.000
Disturb that Omens.

798
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:18.639
Roads, most listen stills, super Hill.

799
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:21.840
The US has so many incarceration at the Ohios date

800
00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:25.079
Reformence or e July seventeens and ninety passes on Seale.

801
00:47:24.840 --> 00:47:26.599
Now at Incarceration com.

802
00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:31.239
I freaking love going to prison. It is so much fun.

803
00:47:31.440 --> 00:47:33.960
You could go to prison. You could get tattoos. You

804
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.039
could go to festivals, you can see stuff. You could

805
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:41.119
see ghosts. There's Blood Prison where there's a haunted house,

806
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:43.239
or you could see the pipe Man hiding out in

807
00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:45.800
the prison scaring people that are on the prison tour.

808
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:51.800
That's always that was me. And I'm gonna be selling

809
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:55.400
my friend, uh friend, and he happens to be a jew.

810
00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:59.199
Andy Borwitz has this book. He's not really my friend.

811
00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:03.360
I never met him, but it's Who Moved My soap?

812
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:07.239
Instead of Who? Instead of Who Moved by Cheese, the

813
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:10.599
great moovacial book of all time, It's Who Moved by Soap?

814
00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:15.719
It's perfect for Shawshank Prison and for incarceration. So go

815
00:48:15.840 --> 00:48:20.599
get your soap now. And by the way, new festival

816
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:23.239
I've never done added to Pipe Man radio tour for

817
00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:30.320
twenty twenty six in Houston, Texas in Hueston and it's

818
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:35.840
called Hell's Heroes. Oh my god, you guys see the lineup.

819
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:39.239
There's bands in there that I've been seen since like

820
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:42.400
the eighties, Like, oh my god, they're having a pre

821
00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:46.280
party that sirith Ungle is playing at. Do you okay

822
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:49.400
you know that? Alex Yeah?

823
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:49.880
Nice?

824
00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:54.920
Okay. See that's what's great about metal is that it

825
00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:59.119
doesn't matter where you are in the world, who you are,

826
00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:03.679
what stay are in life. We know these great bands.

827
00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:05.199
I gotta pull the lineup up.

828
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:07.840
Yeah, why don't you pull the lineup up? And you

829
00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:10.320
can read the lineup to us if you want, because

830
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:14.480
I usually have Rebel do it, and it's not really

831
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:17.440
fun when she does it, okay, because it's really bad

832
00:49:18.760 --> 00:49:19.159
for me.

833
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.199
When he tells me to do it. So therefore I

834
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:22.800
do at.

835
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:25.559
You, girl, don't worry, all right, So while she pulls

836
00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:27.920
that up, I want to talk real quick about I

837
00:49:27.960 --> 00:49:32.519
have been playing Madden Football twenty twenty six every day

838
00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:35.280
since the championship game to see who's going to win

839
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:38.639
the Super Bowl. Okay, because when you when you turn

840
00:49:38.719 --> 00:49:42.400
it on now, it's so intuitive my Xbox. You turn

841
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:44.760
it on and it has the Super Bowl right there,

842
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:48.880
and I have to do is hit play. And I

843
00:49:48.920 --> 00:49:54.679
gotta tell you, I am one million percent convinced that

844
00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:58.440
against what I would want. By the way, because I'm

845
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:02.000
not a fan of the team. The New England Patriots

846
00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:06.000
are going to win the Super Bowl again again.

847
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:09.199
Well this time this time the Patriots will be the

848
00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:12.480
ones winning the Super Bowl, right exactly because all the

849
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.480
other times it was some Brady.

850
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:19.599
Exactly, and it was and it was the delate deflated

851
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:25.480
football that did it. So but seriously, though, uh, you know,

852
00:50:26.519 --> 00:50:29.440
they will set a record of the most Super Bowl

853
00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:34.639
wins of any football team ever in history, and Rebel,

854
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:37.880
we need you there at the Super Bowl on site

855
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:42.159
to make sure they lose. Do whatever you have to

856
00:50:42.199 --> 00:50:46.079
make sure New England loses. But yes, I've been playing

857
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:52.159
Madden Football and every day I've played once and every

858
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:57.719
day I place, I play Seattle against the computer, and

859
00:50:57.760 --> 00:51:01.760
I normally kick the computer's ass and I'm getting beat

860
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:05.480
every single time. So I'm telling you right now New

861
00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:11.079
England's winning the Super Bowl. If I'm wrong, then I'll

862
00:51:11.079 --> 00:51:17.760
have to end this show soon. Okay, all right, go

863
00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:18.920
all right.

864
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:23.000
So we've got Hell's Heroes in Houston, Texas. We've got

865
00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:27.119
Dirk Schneider Balls to the Wall forty year anniversary. We've

866
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:32.360
got Sanctuary doing refuge denied sets. Who else do we

867
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:36.480
have here? I couldn't find like a nice typed out list.

868
00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:38.719
So no, it's like that in the flyer.

869
00:51:39.199 --> 00:51:41.400
Oh yeah, that's all I found. But we've also got

870
00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:46.440
virgin steel, three inches of blood Bulldozer, Butcher, White Wizard,

871
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.840
Power Hell Interceptor, Phantom helpingter.

872
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:55.559
We think, Rebel, is she doing better than you? Or

873
00:51:55.559 --> 00:51:56.760
are you doing better than her?

874
00:51:57.320 --> 00:52:00.280
I know she's absolutely better than me. Keep going, No,

875
00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:02.760
you can take over from here. No no, no, no no no.

876
00:52:03.880 --> 00:52:05.880
I think she should take over with her little girl

877
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:07.559
voice to see the difference.

878
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:12.800
How about we do this? Well, you just all get

879
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:17.320
a tall glass or shut the up. You like how

880
00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:21.480
I censored myself.

881
00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:23.119
You've got the FCC rules just ingrained into your head.

882
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:25.280
I'm the same way. I'm like, I cannot say us

883
00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:26.920
where because I don't want to deal with that.

884
00:52:27.039 --> 00:52:31.840
Fine, yeah, you know I do, but but sometimes I

885
00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:34.400
fucking say something I don't know it happens.

886
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:37.719
I'm like, Okay, the MIC's on, I gotta I gotta

887
00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:43.880
keep it. PG thirteen Here today, here, never. That's my mindset.

888
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:47.199
So you know, all right, I need to go because

889
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:51.039
I have to finish reading about Orgies and study up

890
00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:53.639
and I'll give it. I'll report to you guys next

891
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.679
week about that. Meanwhile, tune in tomorrow one pm Eastern time,

892
00:52:57.800 --> 00:52:59.880
W four c Y Radio W four c Y Dot

893
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:03.400
you will hear the adventures pipe Man but it will

894
00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:06.679
be my interview with John Carabbi and it's really good.

895
00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:09.400
You need to check it out. And then, of course

896
00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:12.039
we have more interviews that are gonna be coming. Tune

897
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:15.480
in next Monday for the Positively Pipeman segment of the

898
00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:18.199
Adventures of pipe Man, where we will do some pet

899
00:53:18.239 --> 00:53:23.280
health and some business stuff on Monday, and do whatever

900
00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:26.039
you want next Wednesday, because it's just gonna be another

901
00:53:26.119 --> 00:53:28.280
shit show here on the Adventures of pipe Man on

902
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:33.559
W FOURCY Radio, W fourcy dot com. And thank god

903
00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:36.519
for Rebel, or we'd have nobody here to make fun of.

904
00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:44.039
And thank you one for being such a well, I

905
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.199
can't think of anything right now, but maybe I'll tell

906
00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:51.360
you next week. And to who the hell is Alex Gray? Okay,

907
00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:52.920
so why did we come up with who the hell

908
00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:55.840
is Alex Gray? Do we know who she is? Now?

909
00:53:57.320 --> 00:53:57.760
She is? She?

910
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:02.360
We have certainly seen the first shade of her today.

911
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:04.639
I like the shade.

912
00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:07.960
I want to see if she be, if she's really

913
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:11.079
a reptilian or not. So you tune in next week

914
00:54:11.119 --> 00:54:14.559
and we'll find out one pm Eastern Time on Wednesday

915
00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:19.480
to this version of the Adventures of Pipemin. Roll it

916
00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:22.800
one

917
00:54:27.159 --> 00:54:31.960
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on

918
00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:35.400
w for c u I Radio.