Jan. 14, 2026

The Bullshit Show 2026 - What Do You Think About ICE?

The Bullshit Show 2026 - What Do You Think About ICE?

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Season 20

Season 20, Episode 5 of The Adventures of Pipeman

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The bullshit show was such a hit that we brought it back for 2025. We will talk all about ICE and all the things that ICE can do. What are the different types of ICE? What do we think of ICE?

Then, we will talk about upcoming festivals on The Pipeman Radio Tour in 2026. We might even give away some festival tickets to Sonic Temple and Welcome to Rockville and that’s no Bullshit! Let’s see what Rebel has to say about what National Day it is. 

Let’s see if she even knows what Ratification Day is. Who celebrates National Dress Up Your Pet Day? Who is eating a Hot Pastrami Sandwich today?

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Hi youlunto y that's sure.

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See WW bring you young?

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Whyke up of America?

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It's time for the adventures. So Fight Man, I'm before Sephie.

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I com list. Pompeas is number one internet radio station.

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Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yoh, it's Wednesday. What

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the fuck okay? And what a show we're gonna have today,

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Because like last year, we did this like mock show

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that wasn't even live, and I ended up calling it

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the Bullshit Show. It was probably the best show it

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all year, it wasn't even live. So we're gonna try

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to do the Bullshit Show twenty twenty six, and we're

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gonna talk about a bunch of things, but we are

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definitely gonna talk about ice. Okay. So in that I

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want to bring up our pipe nuts. So let's bring

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up studio Nut and the best bullshit are in the business.

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Bullshit Nut, Oh my goodness, And get a new name

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every time I.

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Know right and get better.

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Well, it only fits your personality, Rebel, because you tend

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to be different people different people, and nobody really knows

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who the real rebel is, so it just makes sense

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to change your name every time. Okay. So let me

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just also say that last night I was going on

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my walk and it started to rain. And what we

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what you would do in normal places when that happens,

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is you would and started to rain as soon as

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I left my place, you would just turn around and

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go back in.

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Not me.

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Why because I live in South Florida, and so I

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knew that if I just kept walking, I would walk

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right out of the rain. That's that is exactly what happened.

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Five minutes later, I was in the rain anymore. Now,

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for those of you that don't understand, that doesn't mean

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the rain stopped, okay, It just means it was behind

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me now, okay, And yes, I did have to encounter

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it when I got back. But you know, because it

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is strange here in South Florida. For those of you

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that don't know, I'm not even joking about this. You

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could stand on one side of the street, perfectly dry,

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and it could be raining on the other side of

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the street torrential downpour, and you'll be perfectly dry, and

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you could laugh at all the people on the other

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side of the street. I mean, it gives a whole

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new meaning to the wrong side of tracks.

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But if everybody switched over, would things tilt?

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You know?

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That depends if you're a flat eartheror you might think

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that's definitely the case. I think it would be more

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like you know those hamster wheels where they're raining in

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the wheel and they're not gaining anywhere, but the wheels

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spin around. I think that's what it would be. You'd

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be like running off over the top of Earth and

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like on a on a hamster wheel.

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Okay, fair enough.

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Does anybody know what that is? That's a comment. It's

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such a small icon picture. I came and see what

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it is. Can you tell? Since since one has glasses on,

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maybe he can tell.

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It's a face. It looks like a person with a

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purple mustache and a purple beanie.

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H A purple mustache looks perfect to me, so it's

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probably an avatar. I don't know.

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I can't even see what y'all are seeing.

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So I've seen the picture, but it's so tiny I

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would need a magnifying glass to see it.

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It's just a crop out of like the face.

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What your phone's for? See? Like, now I'm gonna take

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my phone and I'm going to zoom all the way in. Oh,

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I know what it is?

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Now? What is that?

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It looks like? Well, maybe it's either a purple Russian

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or it actually looks like it's Edgar Allan Poe with purple.

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Hair, specifically Edgar Allen Poe.

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Yeah. Yeah, And I'll tell you the reason I know that.

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I've been watching this show recently. I can't even remember

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the name of it right now, but it has Kevin

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Bacon in it, so figure it's one of a million

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movies or shows, like everybody's been on a show with

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Kevin Bacon or a movie. But basically, there's a serial

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killer and he has these people dressing up in mass

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that look like egg groud Poe because everything he's doing

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for his serial killing is based on Edgar Allen Poe's writings. Nice. Yeah,

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it's always good when you can take some creative artist

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and turn it into serial killing. I think it's beautiful.

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It's a beautiful thing. Okay, So let me just say,

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I want to ask you guys a question. Okay, and

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this might you know, this might tell a lot about

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you guys, But I want to know what do you think?

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I mean? Oh before, like if you see my my background,

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which I'm going to put me up full so you

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can see it, well you can't. Well we see, so

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that bullshit button. I have one of those. There, we

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I have one of those, but it doesn't work anymore.

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It's one of my props I have to find. I

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haven't been able to find a new one.

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You know what the funny thing is about that, Well,

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the fact that he doesn't work. It's bullshit.

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So it was great Rebel remembers when when you know,

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I would push that bullshit button during the show. Now

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I have this and said, bull that's the world I

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live in now, blah blah blah, because everybody's bullshit that

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comes out of their mouth. It's a bunch of bullshit,

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and I'm sick of listening to it like it's really

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I shared something today. Okay, I got to read it

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so I get word for word, but I shared it

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from somebody else. I'm like, that is so on point

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the way I think. Okay, and it says, stop being

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democrat or Republican, be honest, have morals, show empathy, value integrity,

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simply be a good human. What a fucking concept? Man like,

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because any of the extreme politicians have none of those things,

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or extreme politically motivated clan members, cult members, whatever you

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want to call them, and they're on all sides. I

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also saw somebody that was really stupid that posted a

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comment about you know again political, about independence or just independent,

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because they what was it? They have no opinions, Like moron,

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It's the exact opposite. Okay, if you're just one side

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or the other staunchly no matter what, no matter who

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the candidate is, no matter who the policy is, then

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you you are the one that has no opinions because

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you're just following everybody else's opinion. You're picking a side,

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and no matter what, you're just gonna follow what everybody

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else says. All these people that are extremely into politics

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or obsessed with politics, I find them all to be followers,

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not leaders, okay, because leaders leaders would not just stick

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to one side on everything. They would have their own opinion.

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And that's what independents are. They have their own opinion

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and they don't care if it's red or blue. It's

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their opinion. And this came about there's so much bullshit

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on the internet. There's so much bullshit on social media.

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This came about that person said that because somebody else

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posted that there's this poll that like twice as many independents,

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there's twice as many independents now, and then Democrats or Republicans. Hey, moron,

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I don't know where you got that poll, but you

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better buy a different box of cereal, okay, because that

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prize was faulty. You know, get another happy meal at

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McDonald's and get a different prize. Because listen, if that

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were the case, we would have elected an independent president

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by now. Okay. Like, the reason why people say don't

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vote an independent because you'll ruin the re election is

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because there's not enough people that are independent. Hey, okay, moron,

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if there is a poll, it doesn't mean it's factual. Well,

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do you know you could ask three people and that's

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a pole. Okay. You could ask your friends who all

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agree with you, and that's a pole. Okay. If you

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want a true pole that's factual, then everybody in the

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United States would that be required to true, honestly answer

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this pole, and then you will get some truth and facts.

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And I want to know why my finger on the

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bullshit button, the way it's positioned, the way one has

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me positioned here in this scenario looks like a penis.

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Okay, because it's the bullshit show it.

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Oh no, look look I hit it with my head, rebel,

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there's that. I don't see it looking like a penis.

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But you know, yeah, come on, look at the one

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right by my ear. It could look like a penis

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or an ice cream cone. One smaller one maybe, I mean, yeah,

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that's what I'm talking about. The smaller one. It looks

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like a penis or an ice cream cone. Why don't

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it two? Okay, give you that from a distance. That's

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why I use that. That's why I use that finger

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to you know, please people, well god Lord, because it's more.

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Oh, I know who I'm not shaking hands with anymore.

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See there you go where that han's been? Okay, So

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here back to my question. Okay, First of all, I

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really I need somebody find me, Rebel and get me

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and have it delivered to a studio. Another bullshit button, Okay,

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I need that in my life. What kind of show

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can I have with a bullshit button? Especially this show? Okay?

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And I also need I gotta see if it's berries.

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We need to fix the orgasm in the can, the

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miracle orgasm in the can. Like none of my props

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working where except this one that's got sick of hearing me. Okay.

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So here's my question for you guys. Are you ready ready? Okay?

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You like how I'm swinging around. That's pretty cool. That's

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not the amusement park ride. That's just the camera. Okay.

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So when you saw the email I sent you guys

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of what the show is going to be about today

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and when I talked about okay, so let's read what

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it said in the show. Does anybody have that handy?

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If not, I'll pull it up I do. Okay, read

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the description. Read the description of today's show for me, Rebel, please,

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and then we're going to see your Louisiana education once again.

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We need to have it at least once a show.

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Are you ready, I'm ready.

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Bullshit Show twenty twenty six. What do you think about Ice?

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Season twenty, episode five? The Bullshit Show was such a

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hit that we brought it.

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Back two.

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This four five, it's probably from twenty twenty five. We

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will talk about ice and all the things that ice

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can do. What are the different types of ice?

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What do we think of ice?

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Not much? Really? Do you want me to continue or yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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anything I'm gonna do with ice? Keep reading?

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That was it?

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That's all Ice?

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Okay, So question We'll start with you, Rebel. Okay, please,

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what do you think this show is going to be about?

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When you read that?

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Ice?

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Oh my god, you know me too well. Ice, You

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can't even not yet, you know me too well. Because

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I just wanted to fuck with everybody because they're all

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thinking I'm gonna talk about what everybody else in the

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news is talking about. Nope, nope, nope, I'm not that stupid,

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because next a piece of ice o land on my

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head or something. Okay, so I'm not going there. Okay,

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but yeah, Ice, come on, man, let's let's make ice

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a positive thing. Okay, what is it? What can ice do? Rebel?

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Tell us what ice is?

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Drink. It can be fun sexually, it's.

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Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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wait wait wait, let's go back. Okay, tell us about

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this fun sexually thing, because I think some males out

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there in the audience need to get educated because you're

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a female telling people that you like ice in your

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sexual escapades.

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So tell I, like I said, it can be used

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in sexual.

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Well, only a person that has used it would think

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of that, because I never even thought of that. Okay,

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to me, ice means to a guy, ice means.

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And if you have it in your mouth when you

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go to anything, it could down, but it could ultimately

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be fun.

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Okay, so tell us about that which part. Just tell

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us what you do with ice sexually. I don't even

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know what. You can put a few pieces in your mouth.

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It works really good, not with these big pieces of ice,

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but when you know some people have those little bitty balls.

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I was going to say, wait, wait, wait, I was

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gonna say, don't say crushed dice, because to me, crushed

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dice would be painful. Okay. It's kind of like chunky

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peanut butter. And you're wondering why I bring up chunky

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peanut butter because crunchy, chunky whatever what now? You know

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you don't want to salt that the peanut butter is fat,

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so you gotta call it crunchy now instead, Chu.

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Because kunky peanut butter actually has chunks of maybe like

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peanut butter, fudge or something in it, and nobody really

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knows about that brand.

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That's for that's for anal play. Okay, rebel, Well he

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said say it again, chunks of what? Like I just

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thought of fudge packing when you said chunks of Oh wow, okay,

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yeah no, so uh wait a minute, So what was

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I gonna ask now? Why to have to do with

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dicen peanut? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the crunchy peanut butter. Okay,

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So we've talked about this on the show before, but

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I guess for anybody that hasn't heard it before, my

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way of learning the Birds and the Bees had to

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do with bananas and peanut butter. And it was basically

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two of my brothers and they were talking about, you know,

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sexual escape aids that I should learn about. And why

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why my brothers talked about to taking a banana and

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put in up a huh like a banana split type

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of thing.

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Uh.

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But A true banana split would mean you'd cut the

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banana in half and put one side up to huh

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and one side up the butthole. Just say it okay,

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but uh, you know, okay. So but my other brother'

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is like, oh you think that's bad. I had a

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girl put peanut butter on my penis and then suck

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it off. But I don't recommend it because it was

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crunchy peanut butter and it's kind of painful only.

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If she too.

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So that's why I think crushed ice would be kind

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of painful. No, you don't have to chew it. If

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that if that chunky or crunchy stuff is rubbing, like

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you have their peanuts, that's what it is. You go

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rub peanuts on your penuts. Rebel, you don't have peanuts.

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I don't have anything he.

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Wants to rub it on.

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Oh well, none of my boyfriends are gonna allow that

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to happen, so there allow it if it doesn't hurt,

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if you're doing it a way, if you're if you're

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doing it right, rebel, they're allow it. There is no

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right way. There is no right way.

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The only thing they don't like is.

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Enough when they have callouses on your hand, go ahead, And.

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The only thing they don't like is when you're trying

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to choose the peanuts as you're licking them off.

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Don't do that. No, they chew the peanuts because then

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the peanuts don't scrape my peepee.

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You don't want them chewing it while it's in their mouths.

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Well, yeah, if they can chew it separately, kind of

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like tie in a cherry string with their tongue. They

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have to know what they're doing. Okay, it's that's simple.

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But maybe they like chafing. Maybe like that, they liked

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the scraping, and maybe draw some blood because then they

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get the taste of blood. I didn't know, By the way,

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I didn't know a female who used to do a

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show on this station who used to come into the

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studio who definitely likes doing sexual escapades being cut up

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by a knife and punched in the face.

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Oh so, would that be considered being a masochist or

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would that be like a step above that.

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I think it's just psycho that's all. But well, let

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me ask you a question. If a woman told you

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this is what she wanted you to do to her,

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what would you do?

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I would call nine one one because as the fastest

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way of going to jail if I didn't go through

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with it, just not a restraining order right away.

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By the way, there's a reason why the pipe man

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doesn't like therapists because they're all batshit crazy and this

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person was a therapist.

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Well it takes one to know one right.

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Exactly. But yeah, I mean, like you ever notice that

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therapists are the most crazy sexually. Have you ever had

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that experience? Because they're crazy? Anyway, you have to be crazy,

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say and listen to that stuff all day. Yeah, it'd

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have to drive you crazy.

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I mean, come on, I mean, if not crazy, it

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gives you ideas because you're listening to the people's experience

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and think of.

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If anybody argues with me. Uh go watch about Harley

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Quinn and Joker. Okay, Like in every movie it's always

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the therapist that ends up the psych Go serial killer Okay,

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come on, they don't just grab that shit out thin air.

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Every TV show, every movie, in my opinion, either is

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drawn from real life or is a prediction of future

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real life terminator.

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I mean, you have to look at it the way that,

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like just from a logic perspective, you know, like if

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something you see becomes like a natural reoccurrence, then you

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can draw from that and then create a storyline, like

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you don't necessarily have to create it, like just from

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the blue of Like something that's non existent usually comes

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from past experience or someone else's experience.

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Well, think about Okay, so let's take good stuff a

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post about stuff for a second. And you know, basically,

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if you were to watch a movie about how to

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like let's say you were watching Star Trek where they

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were having video calling, which at that time that was

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sci fi and like, oh, I'll never happen. The smart

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people look at stuff like that and they're like, I'm

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going to figure out how to do that, and that's

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how it happens now. On the other hand, there's also

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some things in movie and TV that's already happening that

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they just want us to become accustomed to and comfortable with,

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so they program us through that, and then when it

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happens in real life, we're already used to it. Okay, sorry, say.

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It again, Simpson anything on the Simpsons, I'm sorry.

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And actually more Family Guy even more so. We just

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had this discussion last night actually because I mentioned the Simpsons,

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but they were like, yeah, but Family Guy even more.

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You ever watch Family Guy? You guys, yes, how about you?

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One?

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Family Guy has the most current events stuff and posts

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the most fun at is like brilliant of the stuff

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that's in there that you might not even notice unless

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you're paying attention. I think the Simpsons is that way too.

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There was something that and they all predict something. What

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happened on the Simpsons. The Simpsons have.

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Been predicting things since they've been around.

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Yeah, exactly. So you know, just if stop watching Fox News,

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stop watching MSNBC, and just watch The Simpsons and Family Guy,

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and you'll get all of your political information you need.

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It's got to be less crazy and more intellectual than

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what people are spreading around now.

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Like got say, there's a movie that came out in

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twenty eleven. It's called Contagion. Oh yeah, and it's like

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down to the te for what happened in twenty twenty. Well,

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you know what else is COVID too. I'll say COVID

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because I'm not sayingthing bad about COVID, So YouTube can't

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do shit to me because I ain't saying anything bad

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about cod OVID, but.

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I keep saying it.

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That's gonna be a flag.

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Yeah, right, but watch Demolition Man. Have you watched that one?

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I have not.

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No, you guys got watched Demolition Man. It's with Sandra Bullock,

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Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, and basically the the movie

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is about Wesley Snipes was this master criminal and then

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you know, Sylvester Stallone was the you know, police officer

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that went after him all the time, you know, the

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typical movie plot. And uh so they were both frozen

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and then they were woken up in the future time

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and Sandra Bullocks in the future time and basically in

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the future time they come there's no it's illegal to

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exchange bodylea fluids in any way, so like everything done

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by machines. So it's like a combination of covid and AI.

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If you took covid AI and had a baby, it'd

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beat this movie. Okay, well, I.

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Can see why I haven't. I haven't seen this one before.

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It's before my time.

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You gotta watch it, though, Okay, because it's totally like

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what heror is it from ninety three? Yeah, think of

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the genius in ninety three of this movie after you

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watch this, because it's basically like even sex was done

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through virtual reality, it wasn't done. You can it was

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illegal to actually exchange the bodily fluids kissing. You didn't

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do none of that stuff.

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Would you have be transferred to like VR goggles that

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we have now?

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No? No, no, like actual virtual advance more advanced? Yeah,

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more advanced. So basically we're getting rebels comprehension that advanced.

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I don't think. I don't think I've seen that movie.

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But it does sound familiar, like if you notice a

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lot of movies will put familiar things in it because

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I think something with Will Smith, I robot or.

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Something like that. Yeah, I robot. Yeah that's another example.

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Well he also made I am Legend, so let's hope

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he doesn't come to that.

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Yeah, but how cool would that be to be able

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to jump on the ground and punch it and like

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everything else? I would love that, Like I need a superpower, man.

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I mean, I have superpowers, but I need some new ones.

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What do you mean superpower?

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Uh?

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Like able to uh jump a pile of ice in

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a single bound. Oh, you're talking about Hancock. That's a

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different movie. I was talking about it.

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I Am Legend, the one with the zombies.

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Oh, No, No, I'm not talking about a gay movie.

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No, that that was the name of Will Smith. This

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movie Hancock where he has like powers or whatever.

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No, No, his movies handcock, not handcock. I've heard you

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say handcock.

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I didn't say it with a D.

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Maybe it's I mean the Latino accent.

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Or maybe it's just your mind going to the gutter

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has always.

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Well, no, maybe it was. I I think it was

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really rebel putting it in my mind, because you know,

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rebel is the epidome. Yeah, it's not supposed to the

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d's not supposed to get into mind, Rebel. Somebody needs

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to teach you about the birds and the bees. Seriously.

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Okay, that's your That's a fine education for you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, if it fits in your ear to get to

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get to your mind, you might not want it. Rebel

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just saying it's not going to do much in your

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Whoha then, but maybe you don't care about your who haa.

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I don't know. We got a hater, We got rebel hater.

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Here comes the rebel hater.

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No, I think this is someone that knows her personally.

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Well.

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Not only does her my living the gutter, but she

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lives in Louisiana. So it's like her whole body's in

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the gutter all the time.

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Her mind is the gutter.

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I mean, listen, what is a by you? But just

455
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then above ground sewer system. Wow, okay, let's go back

456
00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:44.240
to ice. Okay, So hypothetically, hypothetically, I just want to know, hypothetically,

457
00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:52.720
if you were attempted to be run over but not

458
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:59.039
really because you can move out away, would you get

459
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:07.559
charged if you threw ice at that person and the

460
00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:12.440
ice ended up to where it went under their foot

461
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:15.279
and they slipped and ended up under the car and

462
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:18.319
it ran it over and ran them over, then.

463
00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:22.640
What then all state has your back?

464
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:27.039
Mayhem.

465
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:36.160
I have another question too, when somebody says after doing

466
00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:41.079
stuff that you're a fucking bitch, is that because you

467
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:42.599
didn't put ice in their soda?

468
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:49.200
It really depends on the circumstances, I mean seriously, because

469
00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:52.519
sometimes people complain about too much ice.

470
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:55.000
Depends on where you're at.

471
00:29:55.640 --> 00:30:05.799
Yeah, well, and like so my question is if they

472
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:09.519
are ice, does that mean they're hard all the time?

473
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:14.519
No, because it's cold right start off that way, But

474
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:17.559
ice is cold, so I wouldn't think No.

475
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.559
I think we need to get mister freeze on the

476
00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:30.839
show personally. Now that see, that's what you should do. Okay,

477
00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:35.079
why don't you just take all of the water agents

478
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:42.160
and turn them into mister freeze. That would solve all

479
00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.079
the problems. I'm gonna I'm gonna write to my president

480
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:49.279
and suggest that maybe I'll just maybe I'll just have

481
00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:52.920
one of our show hosts do that one that writes

482
00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:54.799
the president all the time on.

483
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:56.319
A regular basis.

484
00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:11.960
It's kind of so speaking of ice, Okay, they say, baby,

485
00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:19.440
what do you think of ice that are of color?

486
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:22.240
Well?

487
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:24.319
You, I mean, it could come in different flavors, but

488
00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:25.559
it depends on what you're drinking.

489
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:30.480
Yeah, what about the ones and like the rave clubs?

490
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:32.720
What about the ones in the rave clubs that they

491
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:37.920
light up different colors? That you could do that that

492
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:39.839
with this one? If you guys can see, it's an

493
00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:42.920
actual Oh I'm glad you put it up close because

494
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:45.599
when you're holding back, it looked like a ballsack. Actually,

495
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:48.119
And I'm like, why you want why you make an

496
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:50.200
ice rebel that looks like a ball sack?

497
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:51.720
No?

498
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:56.640
No, no, The bottom part is that how you define

499
00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:57.440
blue balls?

500
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:00.240
Is that what it is? No?

501
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:02.119
But now I need to get the one that does

502
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:03.440
shape it like a ball.

503
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:07.920
That's going to be fun. Beware, let's take a break

504
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:10.599
from bullshit and a break. Well, we got some bullshit

505
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:12.640
going on, but let's take a break from ice for

506
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:17.319
a bit and go back to your notes, Rebel of

507
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.559
the email, and let's let's go to your section of

508
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.319
the show and let's find out what the fuck day

509
00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:24.599
it is?

510
00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:28.319
Oh, well, the fuck day it is? It is the

511
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:29.680
Syrian section day.

512
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:33.160
Wait wait wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait

513
00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:41.240
wait say that again, the Syrian section day. Where did

514
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:42.960
you see that? That's not in the email.

515
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:48.799
You asked me what day? Oh you want a specific day?

516
00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:52.000
That you said, yeah, and then we'll do yours. We'll

517
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:54.119
go to yours. But the ones are in the email.

518
00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:56.759
That's I think one. Did I just say about having

519
00:32:56.839 --> 00:32:57.759
her email notes?

520
00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:01.359
I think it says, let's see what Rebel has to

521
00:33:01.440 --> 00:33:04.920
say about what national day it is. Let's see if

522
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:08.359
she even knows what ratification day is.

523
00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:12.000
Yes, I want to wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

524
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:17.079
let's stop there. I want to hear from you like

525
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:20.039
I'm like one too. I have full faith that between

526
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.960
the time the email happened in the show, if you

527
00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:24.000
didn't know what it was. You googled it? I know

528
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:27.920
you didn't. One would have. Okay, so he's doing it

529
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:31.440
right now. I don't care if he's doing it right now.

530
00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:34.759
But I'm saying, like, you should have known meta from

531
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.079
that email to know, because I bet you you don't

532
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:39.160
even know what that is to you. Tell us what

533
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:41.880
you think that is. Yeah, tell us what you think

534
00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:44.319
that is. You're a litui easy and education.

535
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:50.079
I would think that it was something to do with moonshine.

536
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:58.000
Oh yeah, are you? Is that your final answer? Don't

537
00:33:58.000 --> 00:33:59.359
give me a minute and I'll google it and I'll

538
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:04.200
tell you. Yes, that's you freaking idiot. Like, what is

539
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:09.519
it that they teach you people in Louisiana. Apparently, Raification Day,

540
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:14.000
which is today, commemorates the United States Congress's official approval

541
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:17.559
of the Treaty of Paris in seventeen eighty four, formally

542
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.719
ending the American Revolutionary War, establishing the US as an

543
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:27.239
independent nation. This is why I get so pissed off

544
00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:31.039
at people that live in the South that call themselves patriots.

545
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:34.400
They don't even know when the Revolutionary War ended and

546
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:42.280
the US started as a nation. Jesus rebel, I mean

547
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:46.400
we die Christopher was Mexican and he knew that.

548
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:47.840
Oh he did.

549
00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:53.159
He looked it up. It was googling. But no, he

550
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:56.000
had to know it because his ancestors. That was the

551
00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:58.320
day they got worried that the Gulf of Mexico was

552
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:00.440
going to be renamed to the Gulf of a America.

553
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:03.000
That just recently happened.

554
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:06.320
I know they waited. That's how dumb they are. They

555
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:08.480
wait two hundred and fifty years to do it.

556
00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:11.519
Happened.

557
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:14.559
When I say dumb, I'm not referring to Mexicans, because

558
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:16.440
they wouldn't be dumb enough to change it to the

559
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:17.639
name Gulf of America.

560
00:35:18.559 --> 00:35:20.360
Well, that's why you say they waited two hundred and

561
00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:21.199
fifty years to do it.

562
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:29.239
It was implied, Yeah exactly. Oh my god, I knew

563
00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:33.039
she wouldn't know. I knew she wouldn't know, and that like,

564
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:36.719
it's such an important day. Okay, let's okay, before we

565
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.239
go on to the rested, i'd listen. Well, you give

566
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:41.719
us the stupid ones you came up with. Let's see

567
00:35:41.719 --> 00:35:42.800
how important they are.

568
00:35:43.880 --> 00:35:44.679
Okay, So I'm.

569
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:48.400
Gonna save the best for last International Kite Day, National

570
00:35:48.559 --> 00:35:52.800
Dress Up Your Pet Day, National Hot Pastromi Sandwich Day.

571
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:53.719
Ooh that sounds good.

572
00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:54.440
I'm hungry.

573
00:35:55.440 --> 00:36:01.280
Organize your home day, take a mission time, take a

574
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:02.159
missionary to lunch.

575
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:02.599
Know, thank you?

576
00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:03.159
All right?

577
00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:05.679
Hold on, hold on one second. I want to talk

578
00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:08.400
about a couple of those real quick. Okay, the national

579
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:11.000
dress up your Pet Day. As soon as I thought,

580
00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:14.440
I was like shit, why wasn't that Monday? That would

581
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.400
have been perfect with the Guru? Okay? And then what

582
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:20.480
was the one you said after that? One? After dress

583
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:26.159
up your Day? Yeah? Hot Pastrami Day like another example

584
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:33.719
of you freaking people stealing Jewish customs from us like

585
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:37.320
age and only giving it one day. Like in the Bible,

586
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.719
there's six hundred and thirteen commandments, Christians decide, let's just

587
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:42.960
pick the top ten. We don't care about the rest.

588
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:48.800
So herere you go again. Hot Pastrami Day is made

589
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:52.599
one day a year. Listen, Jews will celebrate that every

590
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.119
single day except me. I'm the only Jew on earth

591
00:36:55.159 --> 00:37:02.400
that doesn't like pastrami or cornbeef. So I don't know whatever.

592
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:04.519
Maybe maybe I do have a little bit of South

593
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:04.719
in me.

594
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:05.199
I don't know.

595
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.960
I highly I highly doubt it though, Okay, go on,

596
00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:11.239
rebel what are your other ones, because you just finished mine.

597
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:15.760
My favorite one for the day is Feast of the Ass.

598
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:20.480
Well, we need to bring doctor and the butthole doctor

599
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:30.599
on to talk about that. Absolutely okay, So so what

600
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:35.519
what's the name of the day today? Say it again,

601
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:41.760
the butt day, Feast of the ass, Feast of the ass. Okay,

602
00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:46.400
so hold on a second, let's see if this works. God,

603
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:56.199
I gotta make a phone call. Gonna make a phone call.

604
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:04.719
People should know better. Yeah, this happens. He's playing on

605
00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:09.840
his phone. Mm hmmm while he plays on his phone.

606
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:16.159
Wait, we can't wait. You can't talk over the ringing rebel.

607
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:21.519
Like the people listening out there, they don't.

608
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:23.480
You know.

609
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:25.960
It's funny when I did see that comment at first,

610
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:29.320
because we're near Jupiter, Florida, I thought Chase had said

611
00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:35.079
rebel's mind lives in the Jupiter, and we do say

612
00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:43.360
down here that girls are stupid in Jupiter. It's true

613
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:47.199
because he rhymes at least have a she should at

614
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:50.639
least have a voicemail, so I can leave it on voicemail.

615
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:56.159
Oh well, I can't do it. Okay, hear what I

616
00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:59.199
know what I'll do. I'm just gonna I'm gonna do

617
00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:07.639
like a voice message. We are calling you from the

618
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:11.400
Avengers a pipe man radio show because we need the expertise.

619
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:26.800
What is it the butt whole day of the Feast

620
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.719
of the Ass day, And I just want to know

621
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:33.719
if you feast on somebody's ass, is it good for

622
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:37.519
you health wise according to natural health doctors. Thank you

623
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:43.400
very much. Let's see. I'm going to play back see

624
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:48.519
if it actually worked. Hold on, I've never done it people.

625
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:56.800
Oh it's perfect, I love it. Okay, good, Okay, now

626
00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:57.800
she's gonna be calling me.

627
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:03.280
Today would be the day to play the human centipede, right, oh.

628
00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:06.719
Yeah, today? Oh yeah, oh yeah, today is the official

629
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:10.199
human sentipeed day. Okay, So here's what I want you

630
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:14.280
to do. One, here's what I want you to do.

631
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.599
Let me see if it's possible. Hold on, let me

632
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:19.400
see if it's possible. Okay. What were you going to

633
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:21.480
say before, rebel, I'll let you say it right now.

634
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:22.719
While I'm looking for that.

635
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:25.400
I was just talking in general. So we didn't have

636
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:26.119
dead air.

637
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:30.440
Oh no, that's not dead air. If you hear a

638
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:36.400
phone ringing, it's on the air. What we didn't hear it.

639
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:40.639
That's why I was talking. Yeah, it was in the mic.

640
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:47.360
Turned your fucking ears on, man, Okay, so I want

641
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:47.559
to know.

642
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:49.599
Damn.

643
00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:55.039
I was trying to find a picture of Human Centipede two,

644
00:40:56.679 --> 00:41:00.719
but I guess they don't allow any of those pictures.

645
00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:04.079
Let's see what else I can find here.

646
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:04.920
Uh.

647
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:11.480
I don't even think we can play a clip from

648
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:13.679
the movie because I think the movie is like outlawed

649
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:16.519
in the United States. So that's why we're all doing

650
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:24.039
this show today from Costa Rica Live, because like they

651
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.039
don't really care if you have a human savvy. Oh

652
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:31.400
here's a good one, I got. I got a good one.

653
00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:34.360
All right, Let's see if I can play this somehow.

654
00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:42.039
I'm gonna give it. Oh, you're gonna love this. Okay.

655
00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:44.920
I'm gonna give this t one and you can pull

656
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:50.159
it up for us. Okay. Oh look, I could do

657
00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:53.320
separate private Is it the fact that I can do

658
00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:54.599
separate private chats?

659
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:54.840
Now?

660
00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:58.480
Or that's all you can do? Did you notice that?

661
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:02.000
Yeah, they brought it back again. We had it, then

662
00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:03.519
we lost it, now now it's back.

663
00:42:04.519 --> 00:42:06.920
I don't see it. Oh, there you go. You have

664
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:10.360
to just click on the studio chat. Okay, all right,

665
00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:13.239
so pull that up and for us to play on

666
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:17.159
the show if you can there one that'll be. We're

667
00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:20.960
playing a little clip from Human centiped two people. So

668
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:24.320
stay tuned by the way while we're doing that. While

669
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:26.519
you're looking that up, I think we got some ticket

670
00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:31.440
giveaways to handle. Okay, we're giving away tickets to two

671
00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:35.360
music festivals by DWP. We're going to play both those

672
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:38.159
commercials now instead of me telling you to name and

673
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:42.760
then you DM me the pipe Man anywhere at pipe

674
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:49.480
Man Radio on A and my socials and you can

675
00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:52.480
be entered to win tickets. Tell us which festival you want,

676
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:56.119
We'll enter you in the contest to win tickets full

677
00:42:56.199 --> 00:43:00.880
weekend passes to either one of these festivals. Roll it one,

678
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:05.400
It's alrighty hold on, Oh wait, then, I don't want

679
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:07.920
you to roll that. I'll roll it. I wanted to

680
00:43:08.039 --> 00:43:11.480
roll a commercial, okay, so I'll roll a commercial.

681
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698
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:17.760
I sure hope. Okay, So there's been some downtime since

699
00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:21.360
the time that Dave Kroll got into all that drama

700
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:24.840
with a gain ice thrown at him or something about paint.

701
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:28.000
I don't know what were you saying to do with ice, rebel.

702
00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:29.639
I think that's why he did. He did something with

703
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:32.719
ice in his mouth. I don't know. But anyway, uh,

704
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:36.840
because he is one of the nicest guys, and I

705
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:39.840
think that's one of the problems now today is like

706
00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:45.239
dredging up stuff that didn't mean something at one point

707
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.440
and does now. I don't know it just I don't know.

708
00:44:49.519 --> 00:44:52.159
You shouldn't talk about something that happened thirty forty years

709
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.440
ago and make it like the person's the same or whatever.

710
00:44:56.039 --> 00:44:58.199
But I'm curious to see what the reception will be

711
00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:01.440
when Food Fighters play, and I hope it's a good

712
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:04.599
one because it's been a rough couple of years for them,

713
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:10.320
and uh, hey, you know we love Dave Grohl. He's

714
00:45:10.360 --> 00:45:13.599
a good guy. So maybe it's not now, I don't know. No,

715
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:17.119
I'm just kidding. He's a good guy. Uh So meanwhile, okay,

716
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:21.039
let's go to the Let's do it one. Let's roll

717
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:26.280
that human simpede to b roll this Halloween.

718
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:28.960
Crawling as a team with the Human Centipede kids group costume,

719
00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:32.840
four soft squishy segments, tuck away the pads, and spectacular

720
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:34.559
style made just for ages eight.

721
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:34.800
And up.

722
00:45:41.320 --> 00:45:44.320
With all my grandchildren. That would be the perfect now

723
00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:48.119
here's the question. If these kids show up to my house,

724
00:45:48.199 --> 00:45:53.199
who do I give the candy too? And then he

725
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:53.840
takes a bite?

726
00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:58.280
You don't want to leave anybody out, Like.

727
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:03.800
It's like, here's one share the one.

728
00:46:03.679 --> 00:46:06.320
That has the pooper scooper when it comes out the

729
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:10.639
other end, and like, do you have to pick up

730
00:46:10.679 --> 00:46:13.320
after your human cimpede like you do a dog that

731
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:18.320
I'd like to know inquiry minds or really want to know.

732
00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:23.920
Why not and what does it look like when he

733
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:24.639
gets to the end.

734
00:46:26.159 --> 00:46:29.079
My question is is if you went to like a

735
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.800
and I don't mean any offense anybody, because most of

736
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:35.760
the people that are they're good people, may not go

737
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.039
to these places. Maybe they do, I don't know. But

738
00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:40.960
if you went to a gay bath house, do they

739
00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:43.880
try to simulate the human centipede?

740
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:44.679
What is that?

741
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:51.320
Did you say a gay bath house? Yeah, let's let's

742
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:54.239
what's never heard this before?

743
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:56.239
What is this? Come on?

744
00:46:56.760 --> 00:46:59.920
Come on, you live in South Florida. How do you

745
00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:02.920
not know what that is? This is the land of

746
00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:08.920
everything there is? Okay, So I can't believe. I love

747
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:13.599
the definition it gives for it. So, oh wait, maybe

748
00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:15.639
I have to put in I just put in bath house.

749
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:18.320
Maybe if I put gay bathouse, that's a different description.

750
00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:21.239
I put in gay bath house. It didn't give a description.

751
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:23.920
It just gave a listing of all the locations here

752
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:28.239
in South Florida. Okay, ready, okay, we're gonna get some

753
00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:33.280
free promo. Okay for this is okay, now here this

754
00:47:33.480 --> 00:47:39.719
will definitely make Rebel feel good and long feel very uneducated,

755
00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:43.800
because there's when I Google gay bath house, I just

756
00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:46.840
put I put Google gay bath house. I don't know

757
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:49.119
why I put the Google in the beginning, but uh,

758
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:53.119
it came up with Club Fort Laurdelle, Clubhouse, to Club Aqua,

759
00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:59.320
Miami Men's on A Hotel, Gathering Club Orlando, three two one, Slammer,

760
00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:06.039
Tampa Men's Club, Miami Beach, Brothas, Bruthos, Brothos. I guess

761
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:09.400
if it's not women, it's not brothel, it's a. It's

762
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:13.480
a it's a bro brothyol. I don't know. So let's

763
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:15.639
see if I take Google out of that, what it does?

764
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:20.199
Oh yeah, it lists it lists them in more. Oh

765
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:24.840
then it was Sunny Day, Sauna's, Cabana's Guesthouse, and Spa.

766
00:48:26.039 --> 00:48:27.800
Like if you put Google in the name, those are

767
00:48:27.880 --> 00:48:33.519
the only the Google promoted gay bath houses. Okay, it's

768
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:35.920
very important. We know the difference. Now these are the

769
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:38.559
ones that are not Google promoted, but they're in Google

770
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:44.639
and that. Let's see Babylon Men's Spa, Tampa Men's Club,

771
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:50.480
the Grand Men's Spa, Saunas by Design LLC, the Grand Resort, Spa,

772
00:48:50.719 --> 00:48:55.639
Wilton Man Massage, fifty two, NV Salt Sauna and Spa

773
00:48:56.960 --> 00:49:02.000
ans Attach Group LLC. That's a group one, Yeah, and

774
00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:07.800
Worthington Resort. These are all South Florida, Okay, most of

775
00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:11.360
which in the Fort Laurerdale area, I must say, uh,

776
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.280
but and there's only one in Orlando, one in Tampa.

777
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:20.079
There's there's one two, three, four, five, six, seven eight

778
00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:25.679
in the Fort Laurerdale area, and then there's two in

779
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:28.199
the Palm Beach County. Well, no, there's none in the

780
00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:31.639
Palm Beach County area. There's two in the Treasure Coast area,

781
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:37.199
so between Port Saint Luci and Cocoa Beach. Okay, So

782
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:39.840
have you not lived here long?

783
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:40.159
Wan?

784
00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:41.000
I don't get it.

785
00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:45.159
No, I just don't go to those types of places,

786
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:47.199
or even hang out with people who go to those

787
00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:51.360
types of places. I've never heard of anything remotely similar

788
00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:51.519
to that.

789
00:49:51.639 --> 00:49:54.000
You know how I first were I'll tell you after

790
00:49:54.079 --> 00:49:55.599
I do this, I'm going to tell you how I

791
00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:57.280
first heard about it, and then we'll aft the end

792
00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:59.400
the show. But now I'm going to type in what

793
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:04.159
is a gay Bye bath house? And it still comes

794
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:08.039
lists all that they're pretty good advertisers those gay bathhouses, Like,

795
00:50:08.559 --> 00:50:10.880
no matter what I type, the list of them just

796
00:50:11.000 --> 00:50:15.199
comes up. Because when you just type in bathhouse, like

797
00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:17.840
I have to put the Google in. I guess this

798
00:50:18.000 --> 00:50:22.760
time it's not doing it before. Oh places. Okay, so

799
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:27.039
let's go to all and let's go to gay bath house?

800
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:28.360
What is?

801
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:38.119
What is a gay bath house? A gay bathouse is

802
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:42.679
a venue also called a gay sauna, offering communal facilities

803
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:45.559
like steam rooms, saunas, and pools, primarily for gay and

804
00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:50.039
bisexual men to socialize, relax, and engage in sexual activity

805
00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:55.159
in a dedicated, often discrete environment with amnis like private

806
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:59.559
rooms for hire. While historically focused on hygiene, today they

807
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:02.840
fund as licensed sex venues.

808
00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:04.400
Wait this is legal.

809
00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:08.920
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm legal. I'll tell you why it's legal.

810
00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:14.159
A second sopvs. Providing a physical space to meet others

811
00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:19.480
beyond apps, with varying levels of inclusivity of different genders

812
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.239
and identity. So it's very twenty twenty five. I mean,

813
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:26.679
and there is a video if you want visual introduction.

814
00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:31.280
No no, no, no, I'm okay, I am okay, okay.

815
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:36.440
So what what they offer communal areas, private spaces, amenities atmosphere.

816
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:40.840
How do they work? Check in, pay an entry fee

817
00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:43.199
at the front desk. That's how it's legal. By way,

818
00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:48.400
Get a locker key and a towel. Okay, yeah, a

819
00:51:48.519 --> 00:51:52.039
locker key. Intell what's different from this than a dungeon

820
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:58.960
and prepare, prepare, change, shower and use douching facilities if desired.

821
00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:03.559
But you didn't know gay guys, douche did you on?

822
00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:07.639
I didn't know anything about this. This is the first

823
00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:10.119
time I'm hearing this. But it makes sense that it's

824
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:13.039
legal because you're not paying for the activity. You're paying

825
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:14.239
for the.

826
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:19.000
Well not even the rental. You're paying as a membership.

827
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:20.000
It's a private club.

828
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:24.440
Wait, this is a monthly membership. No, okay, so this.

829
00:52:24.519 --> 00:52:30.679
Is annual daily, Its annual for the frequent flyers. This

830
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:35.159
is your annual Explore how they work? Explore move freely

831
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:39.519
between communal areas or rent a private room, socialized play

832
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:45.400
me others for conversation or sexual activity, respecting consent and boundaries.

833
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:51.119
So they do have boundaries. But you know, there's also

834
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:55.280
actually some of them have closed down South Florida because

835
00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:59.480
hetero is not as as in vogue anymore. But they're

836
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:01.719
they're used to be a lot of sex clubs in

837
00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:05.440
South Florida too that were not gay gay sex clubs.

838
00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:09.719
They are straight sex clubs for swingers. But sins being

839
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:14.079
straight is no longer trendy and in style. They're closing

840
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:17.039
down and it appears they're opening more of these other ones.

841
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:22.000
So anybody out there, if you're interested in as, come

842
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:24.119
on down to Florida. It's the only free state.

843
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:28.119
I don't know, it feels like to me, it sounds

844
00:53:28.239 --> 00:53:32.159
like that's like, uh, a sure way of getting an STD.

845
00:53:34.199 --> 00:53:40.360
Well, yes, it's like it's real life humans.

846
00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:41.960
And the.

847
00:53:43.719 --> 00:53:45.880
Reason why I mentioned that is do they make you

848
00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:52.760
sign a waiver if you contract anything, sign.

849
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:54.880
Your life away and that they don't even know what

850
00:53:55.000 --> 00:53:58.920
you're doing and blah blah blah. Well, I know they're

851
00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:01.039
not going to say we on you're first born because

852
00:54:01.039 --> 00:54:02.920
it's a gay club. Or if you get a towel

853
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:05.599
because you're not allowed to wear clothes because.

854
00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:08.159
Like either towel optional or do you still have to

855
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:08.960
take it with you?

856
00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:12.159
Well, you probably have to use in certain areas because

857
00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:16.599
if there's anything like the regular sex clubs, like you,

858
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:19.159
there are certain rooms that you can't even have the

859
00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:19.639
towel on.

860
00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:22.960
Oh, so this is like a rules for the other rooms.

861
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:26.039
This is like a reverse smoking areas at Disney.

862
00:54:26.719 --> 00:54:31.280
Yeah, exactly exactly. This is for the fast pass if

863
00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:33.559
you don't have a towel. If you don't have a towel,

864
00:54:33.599 --> 00:54:38.280
you have fast paths. You said fast pass with that,

865
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:39.840
But the f is islan.

866
00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:42.719
We'll have to do another bullshit show because he's just

867
00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:46.039
worked out very well, and you guys got to go

868
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:49.199
because you both got engineer some other shows right now. Yes,

869
00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:53.000
so this is all a bunch of bullshit, And thanks

870
00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:57.119
for listenay my bullshit, thanks for taking my bullshit.

871
00:54:57.760 --> 00:54:59.000
And you know what.

872
00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:06.599
Ice is, king only if it's in your mouth, take

873
00:55:06.679 --> 00:55:11.360
that with you because this has been the bullshit of

874
00:55:11.480 --> 00:55:16.920
pipe mad here on W four CY Radio. And I

875
00:55:17.000 --> 00:55:20.239
don't even know what to say anymore. Now, just tune

876
00:55:20.280 --> 00:55:25.119
in next week for more. Maybe next week I'll just

877
00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:28.519
be all serious. Maybe you'll just never know what to

878
00:55:28.679 --> 00:55:31.119
expect when you come on my show, because it is

879
00:55:31.320 --> 00:55:36.559
what's the slogan rebel WTF? No, No, the slogan to

880
00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:39.599
the show is where who knows and anything goes. So

881
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:44.239
just tune in to find out if you get if

882
00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:48.440
you get bullshit pipe man or serious pipe man, you'll

883
00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:52.239
find out one pm Eastern Time, W four CY Radio,

884
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:56.199
W four Cy Radio, W four Cy Radio, W four

885
00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:59.159
Cy Radio. Thanks for let's say

886
00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:13.480
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on

887
00:56:14.199 --> 00:56:16.880
w for c u I Radio