Aug. 2, 2026

9MM - #2

9MM - #2
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The conversation focused on a lively and unfiltered interview at Wacken Open Air with members of the band 9mm Headshot. The group discussed their journey to the festival, wild stories from years of touring, band dynamics, and the cultural quirks between the US and Germany. The discussion explored themes of rock and roll excess, language barriers, band camaraderie, and the unlikely friendships and deals that emerge at festivals.Main Topics Covered

  • Journey to Wacken Open Air
    The conversation opened with stories about travel logistics, missed flights, and the excitement of arriving at the "holy ground" of metal festivals 01:01.
  • Band Member Introductions and Dynamics
    Several points were raised, including the personalities within 9mm Headshot, playful teasing, and the roles each person plays in keeping the band together 01:38.
  • Cultural Exchanges and Language Barriers
    The discussion explored humorous misunderstandings about German cities, cultural habits, and the challenges of translating jokes across languages 06:50.
  • Rock and Roll Stories
    One concept discussed was the wild tales from LA's Sunset Strip, encounters with Mötley Crüe, substance-fueled parties, and the lack of social media in the '80s, leading to a sense of nostalgia for a wilder era 03:25.
  • Anti-Social Sex Rock and Roll
    A key theme that emerged was the band's identity as purveyors of "anti-social sex rock and roll music," reflecting on what that means and their notorious stage presence 14:47.
  • Beer Culture and Festival Life
    Several points were raised, including a humorous critique of American beer in Germany, legendary drinking tales, and stories about German bands like Tankard and their impressive beer consumption 26:50.
  • Wildest Music Business Experiences
    The discussion included stories about early merchandise deals, unexpected links to Metallica’s Lars Ulrich, and backstage experiences with famous bands 28:47.
  • Dreams of Touring the US and Navigating Border Bureaucracy
    The obstacles bands face trying to perform in the US were addressed, with tips about working the festival circuit and humorous observations about American visa policies 31:39.
  • Improvised Deals and On-the-Spot Agreements
    The conversation took a comedic turn with outlandish offers involving lengthy stays in Florida and tongue-in-cheek "bargains" about band hospitality 37:54.
  • Band’s Upcoming Projects
    Reference was made to a new album expected next year and plans to write even more music during potential stays in Florida 42:18.
  • Contact Info and Merch
    Resource links and social media details were listed for fans to follow the band and purchase merchandise 51:05.
Key Discussions & Notable Stories
  • LA Rock Scene in the ‘80s:
    Vivid recollections of underage partying at the Rainbow with Mötley Crüe, Lemmy, and Ron Jeremy, emphasizing the freedoms and excesses before the age of social media 03:25.
  • Beer as Universal Language:
    Jokes about how every German understands “beer,” and musings on why Anheuser-Busch was served at a German festival 13:01, 14:08.
  • Tankard Beer Challenge:
    Guessing games to identify the German band most associated with beer, and stories about supplying dozens of beers to the band during a live show 27:04.
  • Armored Saint Merch Story:
    The surprising discovery that a vintage shirt made for Armored Saint ended up worn by Lars Ulrich in a famous early Metallica photo 29:25.
  • Band Antics & Inside Jokes:
    Running gags around “golden showers,” sleeping habits on tour, and who’s “the bad guy” in the band 07:37, 14:47.
  • International Law & Cannabis:
    Humorous discussion about weed legalization in Germany and the Dutch influence on German policy 49:33.
Notable Quotes
  • “Wacken is the holy ground. Even we know it over there.” 04:57
  • “Anti-social sex rock and roll music.” 14:51
  • “Beer is a universal language.” 13:01
  • “We talked about anything, and when we got the question what kind of men we are, we came to that you're gonna go to a radio show, he's the bad guy, we have to translate for our crew.” 21:41
  • “The first words I ever learned in German were Scheißkopf and Dummkopf. Like you always gotta learn the curse words first.” 16:28
  • “Kid you not, okay? I’ll play you the commercial. I could pull it up after the interview and I’ll play it for you.” 41:15
  • “After we played today, it was the first time that I played Wacken, and I maybe had like 1 or 2 tears coming down my face.” 43:25
Resources & Links Mentioned
  • 9mm Headshot Official Site:
    9mmheadshotband.com 51:05
  • Band Social Media:
    • Facebook
    • Spotify
    • YouTube
    • OnlyFans
    • Instagram
      (No direct links, but search for “9mm Headshot” on each platform)
  • Danny Wimmer Festivals:
    Referenced as a path for international acts to play the US 33:09
Additional Highlights
  • The interview was described as the funniest among over 3,000 conducted, lauded for its unpredictability and chemistry 15:19.
  • A lighthearted but real reflection on challenges for bands crossing international borders, touching political changes, and the cultural role of immigrants 32:30.
  • The energy of the episode was marked by good-natured teasing, running jokes about sexual innuendo, and an emphasis on live, unscripted festival interaction.
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For Wow, pray you.

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This is the pipe Man here on the Avengers pipe

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Man W four c Y Radio, and I'm here with Johnny.

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And Toby and Dougie from the band's nine Hatshot at Marcos.

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You're like the the the afterthought.

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By that, two persons say anymore, and it's Gittya.

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And Makhu say hello.

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Yeah, everybody get close like you like each other, so

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you can all participate here. Let's move that shit out

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of the way and everybody get close. Let's like each other.

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So you're at fucking Vadkin man, What the hell? That's amazing?

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Absolutely it is.

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So tell us about your journey to the holy ground.

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Oh man, My journey was pretty short because I only

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lived two hundred and forty kilometers from here.

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But I was do you live in Lingoen No? No,

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I live in Lostoke.

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Okay, Gus, do you need somebody to pick you up?

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I have any chance? Do you live in Well?

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Because I used to and we're still friends. By I

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used to date this girl. She's from Lingoenn, she lives there,

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and I was like, well, how close are you the Vodkin?

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She goes two hundred and fifty kilometers. So I heard

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you say that. I'm like, oh, maybe he lives there too,

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that would be cool.

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Lingoen Is the home of emp right.

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I don't. I have no fucking wlroom American.

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Oh really?

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So you know, I don't even know where lingoln is.

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I don't even know who I am. Where are you from?

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Uh? Well, I live in Florida. I will never claim

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being from there. Okay, it's a crazy he fucking plays what.

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You're not that suspicious Florida man?

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No, no, no, no, no no.

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But I am of Oenis.

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Yeah. Well, well it's either he d's it himself or

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some Florida girl does. It is a crazy place. If

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you're ever gonna visit the United States, Florida's not your

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first choice. Just saying well, maybe it should be, and

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then you'll never come back.

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I visited the United States two years ago in Los

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Angeles for six weeks.

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Nice to get.

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Into the music business over there, and I'm pretty I'm

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pretty sure about it that if I would tell anything

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that I said after I get the visa, I would

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get arrested. Ah, because I was too openly. I was like, ah,

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I want to come here and make music and blah blah,

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Do you have a job application over here?

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Was a no, okay, so you're just busking around?

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Yes, okay, so let's check your Facebook and they do.

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But it was good. It was an absolutely great time.

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That's good crazy people. And we almost played America last

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year where in Los Angeles because I.

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Were in Los Angeles. I lived there in the eighties.

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Whiskey Go Go and the Rainbow.

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So check this out. I was thirteen years old walking

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into Rainbow with Motley Crue to hang out with Lemmy

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and Ron Jeremy. Come on, shit, you not like I

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sit there and that you get drunk? Did I get drunk? Yes?

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I got drunk. I did pot, I did coke, probably

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some mushrooms like your party with Motley Crue. Like, thank

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god we didn't have social media. Look at that. There

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it is.

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When I was thirteen, I did lego.

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You know, listen, if you're hanging out with Motley Crue

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in the early eighties, drunk is the least of your

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fucking problems. Like, thank god, there's zero proof.

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Social media.

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Thank god, I'm alive. But I think about now when

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I go to Rainbow and they're carding me at fifty

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nine years old. I'm like, how the fuck did I

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get in here at thirteen? Oh, that's right. I was

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walking in with Motley Crue.

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There were no questions, no, of course not.

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They'd play a gig at the Roxy and you'd walk

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up the street and go to Rainbow. That's just how

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it went.

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The street was just too crazy.

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Oh my god, those times, if I could remember them,

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I have some good fucking stories for you.

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We totally get that.

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So now mere Vakin. This is even better though. Vaking

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is the holy ground even we I went over there, like,

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oh my god, I told people I'm doing press at

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bucking all the other press people and they're like, how'd

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you get that? Well, because I'm real press and you're not,

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motherfucker hahaha.

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I got there by plane.

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Yeah right. It was a long ride too. I had

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three planes, okay. And then I had to go from Okay,

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so I flew from Palm Beach International. It's not called

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that anymore, but I won't call it the new name, Okay.

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And then our first up was Atlanta, which is a

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huge airport. Oh, I got twenty minutes to get to

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my flight. Oh, it's on the whole other side of

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the airport. I'm running with my fifty pounds backpack like

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through like O. J. Simpson through the airport and then

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and then I get off at Amsterdam and I go

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to the Netherlands all the time. Sometimes I live there

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for a couple months to get the fuck away from

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the Maya in Sandy. I forgot how big that airport

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is until I had to run the whole airport and

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again I only had like twenty minute. Why they schedule

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them so close and I'm like, what do you mean,

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I gotta go to the whole other side. I literally

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got to the bus because you got in shipmoll. You

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have to take a bus to the plane. I got

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to the bus as it was closing the door. Oh,

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and I'm like, like, imagine I missed Vakan. Fuck it,

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I'm just going to a coffee house and smoke. I

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missed Valking.

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So you're in good condition, right.

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I mean, yeah, I'm not dead. I made it to Vakan.

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So I guess I have so ware. They have to

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say they're over here just observing. We need some talk

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from them.

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Over there there.

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Well we want to hear. Oh, but they have the

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stories you've heard of people, Okay, so somebody translate for

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them because they got the real stories. All right, Okay,

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if they're the crew, they have the real stories. Don't

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tell me the truth so she can say what she say.

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That's not the craziest story. She is like our queen.

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She's the she's our anchor and our hearts.

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And you have her because he wouldn't be a band.

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We wouldn't be here, yeah, because we would be dead

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on the street. Yes, that's right.

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But she always fell asleep. And the best story is

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she don't remember because she's sleeping because she.

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Drunk too much.

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She's the first get drunk.

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Yeah, we had that yesterday.

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Here we call that passing out. Yes, that's not sleeping,

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that's passing out.

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She was just tired.

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Okay, where does he have to say? I like his

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whole will get up with with your logo and everything,

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like you look cool as ship.

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I'm the bad guy. He's the drummer. I gave you

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the microphone.

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I didn't hear what he fucking said.

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I'm the beat guy in the band.

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Oh you're bad. Is that why you've been so quiet

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so far? Well, you are wearing Motley Cruse shirt, so

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that that says it all right there. You know the

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film Do I know what the film movie? Yeah? Oh yeah,

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it's partially true. No, actually that movie was pretty good,

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like as somebody that was there, it was pretty accurate

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for sure. Yeah, yeah, totally. That was life. That was

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what I used to hang out with Mick Moore's at

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the mall, like you know, so now I got to

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hang out with you guys at the mall.

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We don't even have malls.

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But you know, you know what, I think it's funny

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about the the Monty Crewe movie. They did a lot

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of itzing with Ozzy on the cover, on the on

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the poster, not anybody of Motley Crue, but Ozzi, the

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actor who played Ozzie in the eighties.

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Well that's I'll tell you why. Because he was crazier

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than they were.

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He was, and nobody was crazier than as.

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Those were true stories.

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He fat fucking snorted and yeah absolutely, Like props to him, man,

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you are some tough motherfucker if you're snorted as okay,

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and then you lived like he's gone unfortunately now, but

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he lived a long life.

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Maybe we should all be snorted and said we can

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live as long as Ozzy. Yeah, give it. To them.

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Remember we got.

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Them, you have to. Yeah, we have sis swimming from

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uh Norway.

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But maybe we can snort some ends after that because

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we want to get that same lifeline.

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That's right. See. And I think there was like drinking

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of piss and ship like like Theith Motley Crue. It

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was huge warriors. They tapped out and they were on

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tour with Ozzie. They tapped out that we can't go

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that far. We tried.

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We met Eva Jerret today from blat on gang nice

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and I wanted to get a drummer, to get a

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golden shower from him.

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But uh, I think he's kind of he gets older.

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Were you scared?

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He was ready?

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He was right, Yeah he was. I saw the way

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he answered. He's like, fuck, I wish it happened.

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I said again, I'm the bad guy.

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What makes you bad? I want to hear what that was? Me?

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Not you?

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Hell problem?

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Here?

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Take that take that mixt you boys, all right, tell

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me why you're the bad one.

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Here, look at me.

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You don't look so bad.

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He's the man with a mustache.

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Oh see that's it with the fucking barely a beard,

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just as the mustache going on. Dude, that grew.

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That went out.

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I went out in the seventies. Though.

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You know what, the Germans with the must s always

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the bad guys.

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Right, fuck you?

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You got you guys after the interviewer have to translate

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this whole interview to them.

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Okay, we will Yeah, take the microphone dogging.

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We will do that.

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W for why dot com? You're listening to the best

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radio in town.

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Fuck you want a job that was the best radio voice.

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This guy.

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You would love to have him because they can do

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like any voice that you can send if you want,

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he can sing an opera of you.

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Okay, I want to hear I won't understand it by

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why I hear you do? Ozzy? Then yeah, I give

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him the mic, give him the.

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Mic years ago.

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But I don't know if I can mimic him right

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now if I don't get into a character.

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You know, I was, baby, It's just like Sharon, who

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the fuck pieced on my carpet? Maybe like that?

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Sure, but I understood you. So that wasn't a very

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good impression.

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Who's who sold my beer? So somebody just went into

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my room and.

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So my beer?

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Who is the beer thief? It's you.

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Are the beer thief.

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Keep going man, because I can't even fucking get back

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into character now.

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I'm much too sober for that.

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Man, I'm too sober because I got water to drink.

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Yeah, what the fuck? Somebody gave him more beer?

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Okay, I'm fine.

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All right. See they understand beer. Yes, okay, you say beer.

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They understand that.

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Beer is a universal language exactly.

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But everyone, every German person, understand the word beer. Yeah,

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of course, it's it's uh, it's you guy, a very

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simple words.

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You guys, don't look at that. It's like I feel

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like I'm at a carnival and with a prize if

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I knock him over, And man.

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It's this amazing.

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You come thousands of miles to Germany, the land with

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the probably second best beers in the world, to have

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some fucking I know, what the fuck.

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That even in America, that's the worst fucking beer.

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No, I'm pretty sure it's Pop's blue ribbon.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ky right. That's what you drink

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when you're either like a redneck.

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Yes, I would absolutely, I would say red neck.

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Yes, the microphone, click it up.

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That's we're in Germany and that's someone American beer folks. Yeah,

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the Germans aren't as smart as I thought they were, Like,

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why are we drinking American beer at vocking? That's oh,

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because it's out there. It's the closest one. You don't

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have to walk anywhere to get it. Why did they

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put Anheuser bush in the VIP area, Like, isn't that

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where the good beer should be? Give it to this,

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give it to general admission, not.

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Us feed the world. Give him beer.

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Okay, what the fuck is your band all about? Anyway?

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Our band knowing about? What our band is knowing about?

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Now, what is it all about?

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What is it what our band is all about? Anti

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social sex, rock and roll music?

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And does that include golden showers?

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It includes golden shower?

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Is it true?

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I said again, I'm the bad guy.

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That's the only thing we taught him in English. You know,

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just say I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. Yes,

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you want something to eat, I'm the bad guy.

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Let me just say until now, the funniest interview I

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ever had in over three thousand interviews is you. The

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previous winner was Airborne after an hour of drinking bourbon

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in an interview. Okay, and they announced the Mets game?

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Can you announce a Mets game.

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A Mets game. Oh man, I'm not into sports, so yeah,

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that Met Mets game.

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Try Yankees, any of this. How about the World Cup?

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Dude announce the World Cup? Well he live from the

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World Cup. Well the Mets up playing tonight against the or.

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To Bloom for the best match in ever history. So

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stay tuned and stay on our channel.

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Was that right?

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That was pretty That was pretty spot on.

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Germany, it would be different, so I might not want

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tell you, Becrisie and I have seen by a much.

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Kuo said, don't, don't if you come talk. Plus, this

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is pretty much jovin. I couldn't even follow that ship

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me neither me neither. I have a few words I

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did try to learn German. Okay, you know when I'm

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dating this girl and your ship's hard, and she told

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me why it's hard because he's emotionally mostly idioms. How

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am I supposed to know what the fuck you're talking about? Okay,

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but here's the first words I ever learned in German

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were sheist cough and.

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Doom cough, seist cop on dumkof those were.

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My first words in German, like you always got to

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learn the curse words first.

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Because It's the most needed in every language is the

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cursed words.

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Curse words.

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And I found out too that I only have to

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know one word, and I could say that for everything.

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Can you guess what it is?

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German? What you can say for everything, sisa, sisa for everything? Okay, yeah,

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you're right.

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Yes, you can say on every daytime, all night time,

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you can say moine.

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So that's what I just do. You know, It's like, Okay,

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somebody's speaking German to me. I like when they come

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to America and they can't speak English and you say something,

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they just say yes. I just say mo.

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Yes.

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No matter what somebody asks you to do, you say yes.

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Is that the bad part of you?

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Say it?

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Say it.

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I'm the bad guy.

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Dog dudude.

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You know. I think he needs to be a different band.

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I think he needs to be in uh the Interrupters

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the Yeah, because they do a better version of bad

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guy than Billie Eilish. I was gonna say Billie Eilish

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at first, and I'm like, no, the Interrupters would be better.

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So I'm gonna tell them that they need to hire

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you in the band just to do that part, because

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you do it so well.

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I'm hired.

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See, yeah, right, I'm the new guy.

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So now the band has broken up because he's going

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to work to say, I'm the bad boy, and bad

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guy you're going into radio to radio. What are you

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guys gonna do?

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Maybe gay porn?

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Sounds like there was experience there.

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So as I got thirty four years old, I started

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to get into soccer.

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And I just only say it because if from America.

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I would say say, why you call it soccer?

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Because I watched the World Cup and I say, oh,

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it's with great anti jasm have to say it's soccer now,

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and no, it's of course it's football. But I got

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so much into football that I'm maybe getting I'm going

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to expert levels to play in the MLS.

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I think that's my time.

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All right, Well, yeah you look like a soccer player. Yeah,

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of course you know. And I will say that Americans

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are stupid because football makes sense. Why do we call

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football football when you rarely kick the ball? I we

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call football soccer and you rarely hit anybody?

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That's absolutely right.

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I mean this this beer that I got here got

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zero punk five.

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It got zero dot five liters. Do you know what

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is lider?

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Yeah, it's you're it's about a pint in our language.

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And that's not even a half a liter.

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It's something that's.

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A zureau of six seven eight point five pint.

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That's about a pint.

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Yeah, a pint is.

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Five and twelve million eatings sixteen about that.

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Did he get a college degree in beer?

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No, he has autism.

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I drink in different countries, you know.

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I drink in several countries, and so I know the

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measures of the drinks.

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You know.

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I've been to New York in December and had some

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fucking beer from nine dollars and it was cheap.

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It was, yeah, but.

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It wasn't what happened.

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Actually it was at Manhattan on a rooftop power of

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a hotel. Nine dollars for a zero point three three

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six mL.

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But but the good thing was it was expensive, but

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it also was chap.

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That was actually cheap for Manhattan. Okay, in Florida if

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you are not careful what you asked for. Like I

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was at a restaurant and asked for some tequila and

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she's like, oh, do you want this one? Okay, eighty

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five dollars. It ended up for one little shot at tequila.

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What the fuck? I was like the fuck was that

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you even can drive up that head?

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Yeah? I wasn't even buzzed, Like, at least if you're

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gonna fuck me, let me get buzzed.

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I really I really liked the way of the kind

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of interview that we are doing here, right, I really

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liked the way. It's because we talked about anything, and

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when we got to question what kind of men we are,

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we came to U that you're gonna go to a

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radio show.

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He's the bad guy we have to translate for our crew.

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Yeah.

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See he knows another word.

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So Jennifer and so brown and so deep?

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Are you full in love with me?

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No?

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No, no, you want.

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To do wait? Wait wait, I think he's just been

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fired from the radio job because he got hired to

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do gay porn. And it's the first person that is

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gonna teach him I do it is Ron Jeremy.

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Of course, of course.

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The CP radio podcast Radio got w w w p

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w P.

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Think did you hear it from the here from you?

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From the News here? You new News?

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What the News?

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News?

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U and Lewis and the News is one of the

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best bands in the whole world. I said it.

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Oh my god, this is going way too far.

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I've lost my job now because he goes.

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Just give us the microphone. We're gonna put your for

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a life session for three and a half hours.

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I know, right, Oh my god, that's amazing.

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And after three and a half hours, we're gonna give

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the microphones to our crew speak.

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I actually I was just gonna say, give it to

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a crew. I don't give a fuck what they say.

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Just let them say whatever they want because nobody in

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my country will understand what they're saying.

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Okay, don't talk about politics.

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Don't talk about solitics.

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Know that you can talk about Okay.

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Hi, my name is Skiddy and I love Porsco on

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the right side.

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Wait wait, wait, you know what's funny about that? You

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know where I thought, you know what what's fin about that?

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Where I thought she was going with that? So I

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do hell fest and this girl was like talking to

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me and she's talking French. I had no clue what

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you're saying. But then she whispered in my ear the

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only English she knows. She goes, you know French women

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led sex fuck say no more. I swear to god

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she said that. I was like, oh, well, I'm moving

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to France because American women don't.

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I can't all right?

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That sounds Can we talk in Spanish?

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See puntaaa? That's English. It's Hawaiian English.

449
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Hawaiian English.

450
00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:56.240
Yes, it's different. They do speak a different language over there.

451
00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:59.640
I was there, yeah, twen years ago. Nice?

452
00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:02.920
Was it when you got that stone on the beach?

453
00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:03.400
Yes?

454
00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:06.599
And I met a French guy in the hot top

455
00:25:07.319 --> 00:25:09.279
and he was telling me a story.

456
00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:10.160
No.

457
00:25:10.599 --> 00:25:13.160
I was trying to get into the conversation with him,

458
00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:15.359
and I was saying, oh, my friend, what will you do?

459
00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:18.160
Heyes, less than last dan Oh. I was lying on

460
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:20.119
a little beach. I say what.

461
00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:24.119
I was lying on a little beach. I said, Okay,

462
00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:28.079
that's nice. I'm glad you fucked. But no, not fact.

463
00:25:28.119 --> 00:25:29.319
I was lying on Alida Beach.

464
00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:32.400
Okay, I get it.

465
00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:36.200
Was she nice? I was lying on Alida Beach. That

466
00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:38.200
was my most Hawaiian story ever.

467
00:25:38.920 --> 00:25:42.599
Nice. I like it all right. So let's hear what

468
00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:48.319
he has to say more besides Akuna Mata, can you

469
00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:50.480
quote the whole movie though.

470
00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:55.400
Of English Masters of English from Makanda?

471
00:25:55.799 --> 00:26:00.680
I don't speak English. English is working speaking. We's telling

472
00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:04.960
you he doesn't speak English.

473
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:06.960
You Speakingish? No, not a single word.

474
00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:14.960
I'm so sorry, my.

475
00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:15.400
Not a bad guy. Tell me what is your favorite band?

476
00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:15.640
Here?

477
00:26:16.559 --> 00:26:18.519
My favorite band?

478
00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:19.039
Headshot?

479
00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:22.880
Thank god he got the answer, God, he got the

480
00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:23.599
answer right.

481
00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:25.240
Yes, here's your fifteen.

482
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:30.799
Let me tell you a question.

483
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:35.480
How did you like the band's gig today, the Concert

484
00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:36.160
of nine?

485
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:37.440
You were there?

486
00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:41.839
Yes, it was.

487
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:48.519
Very beautiful, sexy and nice and very much beer.

488
00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:51.240
Pretty much beer.

489
00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:55.079
So speaking beer I got. I do have to tell

490
00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:59.960
a story about you Germans. Okay, I was doing media

491
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:05.039
coverage I have festival in Houston, Texas, and the band

492
00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:09.599
that I interviewed, who I like a lot. You'll know

493
00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:12.599
who they were. That's why I'm not saying it yet. Okay,

494
00:27:13.880 --> 00:27:17.039
they didn't have a or crew there, so they asked

495
00:27:17.079 --> 00:27:19.960
me to go up on stage with them and take pictures.

496
00:27:20.119 --> 00:27:24.039
I'm like sure, but they what? The other part of

497
00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:28.759
the job was supplying them with beer. And when I

498
00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:32.960
say supplying while they did the show, I must have

499
00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:36.759
unloaded like two cases of beer to them on stage.

500
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:41.400
Can you guess which German band that is? Yeah? Well,

501
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:42.279
of course.

502
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.880
German band drinking lots of beer, so maybe it was.

503
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:49.480
Oh my god, you got it right on the money,

504
00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:51.400
got it right? You got right on the mic.

505
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.079
No way, Yes, you're kidding me.

506
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:54.279
I'm not kidding me at all.

507
00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:57.279
It okay, it's the first band that comes to my

508
00:27:57.319 --> 00:27:59.400
mind when it's about beer.

509
00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:03.319
And let me tell you. And then I was back

510
00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:05.279
in the trailer with them the rest of the night.

511
00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:10.240
They had a refrigerator about as high as me, and

512
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:13.000
the people kept bringing beer and they're like, that's not enough,

513
00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:16.799
you gotta bring more. They finished the whole refrigerator. That

514
00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:20.920
was after what they finished on stage. It was quite entertaining.

515
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.799
That's cool. I liked taking They were the nicest people too.

516
00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:28.640
I have a cool question to you.

517
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:30.640
Yes you can interview me, Go ahead.

518
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:37.960
So, now, what was your craziest story beside Mudley crue

519
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:39.640
craziest story.

520
00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:42.559
Business in music or in radio?

521
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:45.400
You can decide.

522
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:51.640
That's a tough question. I usually asked that question. Actually,

523
00:28:51.680 --> 00:29:01.960
So that's funny. Craziest story. Wow, there's so many of them,

524
00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:04.799
and there's so many drugs that I have to try

525
00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:06.279
and remember them.

526
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:08.079
Here's trucksoda stories.

527
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:14.000
I don't know if this is the craziest story, but

528
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:18.079
this is the one that blew my mind many years later.

529
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:23.599
So I went, you know, the band Armored Saint. How

530
00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:28.920
Armored Saint? Yeah, so I was their original merch company

531
00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:31.680
at fifteen, like because they didn't have a merch So

532
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:34.400
I'm like, hey, and I was friends with them, Like, hey,

533
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:36.960
can I make T shirts and make pins and tell

534
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:39.079
them at your show and give you fifty percent? They're

535
00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:48.200
like sure. So now fast forward forty years. I'm talking

536
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:51.599
to Joey the basis because we're friends, and we're interview

537
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:56.400
and in the interview we're talking about the first merch company.

538
00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:57.960
He goes, well, I'm going to tell you something you

539
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:02.759
don't know. Have you ever seen the famous picture of

540
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:08.599
Lars holding a guitar at like fifteen. So there's this

541
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:11.480
famous picture He's like fifteen, holding guitar. He's wearing an

542
00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:15.480
Armored Saint shirt. Okay, look google it, you'll see the shirt.

543
00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:20.240
He goes, that's your shirt. Wow. I'm like, come on,

544
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:26.000
no way, yep. And he still has ITHA and I'm like, fuck,

545
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:28.720
I don't even have anymore. He goes, I don't either.

546
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:33.799
So now fast forward a month later, I'm interviewing his

547
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:36.880
kids that are in a band. Oh okay, and I

548
00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:39.559
didn't do it in the interview, but after interview I'm like,

549
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:45.559
Joey told me me this, and they're go like, yeah,

550
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.200
that's definitely true. He has a huge closet in the

551
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:52.799
house with everything that he ever had from the very

552
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:55.279
beginning of being in mentality.

553
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:57.640
That's absolutely crazy.

554
00:30:57.960 --> 00:30:59.200
Right, he has your shirt.

555
00:30:59.279 --> 00:30:59.680
That's right.

556
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.680
That my shirt that I made. I don't even fucking

557
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:06.640
have anymore. He still has it. I'm going knocking on

558
00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:10.319
his fucking door, give me my fucking shirt.

559
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:11.400
But he didn't even pay you.

560
00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:14.759
Yeah, where's my five dollars?

561
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:20.119
That's nice. Okay, I have a different question for you. Okay,

562
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:24.480
So what we do? What we have to do that

563
00:31:24.559 --> 00:31:25.839
you can get us to the US.

564
00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:30.240
Hmmm, visa.

565
00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:33.240
I have a hard I have a hard time getting

566
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:35.680
back to the US myself and I live there and

567
00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:37.400
I'm a citizen. Shit.

568
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:37.720
You know.

569
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:43.960
What happens is I walk into Germany, I just walked in.

570
00:31:44.119 --> 00:31:48.000
Nobody asked me anything. I walk into the Netherlands, walk

571
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:53.240
in nothing. I go home. I sit on a line

572
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:57.319
for two hours and the guy's asking me all ten

573
00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:03.680
million questions, why are you here? I live here, okay?

574
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:08.079
And what are you doing here? Look at my license?

575
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:13.160
I live here? And then ten million other questions before

576
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:17.119
letting me in my own country. So we have to

577
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:22.880
wait wait here, wait wait wait wait, Now the people

578
00:32:23.039 --> 00:32:27.839
in the lines that were from other countries got brought

579
00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:31.039
to a fun line and walked right in. Yes, so

580
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:34.319
what you have to do. Let's put it this way.

581
00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:40.440
If you were to ask President or Resident Rump, that's

582
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:42.839
why I call him Resident Rump, what you would have

583
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:47.400
to ask is you would have if according to him,

584
00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:51.640
you'd have to have President Biden again, because apparently, according

585
00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:54.599
to all the idiots, he let all the immigrants in

586
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:58.680
and it ruined our country. Somebody forgot that the country

587
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:06.119
started as an immigrant. I don't know, but seriously, get

588
00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:07.400
a gig at a festival.

589
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:09.759
That's why I ask you.

590
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:14.079
Danny Wimmer festival. Go to Danny Wimmer.

591
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.680
Festivals, Danner festivals.

592
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:17.160
Yeah, they're the big festivals.

593
00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:19.480
So uh, you live in Florida, right?

594
00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:22.440
Yes? So do you have space for like eight people?

595
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:29.759
I do, but there's a cost not money.

596
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:34.279
Now, Okay, so again I'm gonna go with this question.

597
00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:35.680
I'm gonna go to my drummer.

598
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:41.480
Fuck you see, he does no more English.

599
00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:45.799
Are you into Golden Showers as a taker?

600
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:48.799
As a only from a female.

601
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:53.000
Okay, kid team, so's she's ready.

602
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:56.839
Let's see she does she does understand English, See I do.

603
00:33:57.359 --> 00:33:59.599
I do that ship too, though. Like I'll be in

604
00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.759
a l there in my country and people are talking

605
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:06.039
Spanish and I just sit there and then they'll start

606
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:08.800
talking shit about me and I'll answer them and they'll

607
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:13.159
be like, like, you never know. That's why I knew

608
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:15.639
though she was doing certain things. I knew she was

609
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:18.920
full of shit, but she was hot, so I let

610
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:19.960
her be full of shit.

611
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.800
So she waited all the time. After we have some

612
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:28.559
like a kind of how do you say it? It's

613
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:33.039
like our Panic panic words, and it's called golden shower.

614
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:35.960
So if she hears golden shower, she's like, yeah, I'm

615
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:39.440
gonna do it. That's so she would be the giver

616
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:44.360
and Marcus would be the taker, and you I just

617
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:46.679
send in the middle. I make photos into videos and

618
00:34:46.679 --> 00:34:49.159
then do it. Then I put it on my ownly fence.

619
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:50.039
You're in the middle man.

620
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:56.880
I'm on the next movie from chick Ass. He will

621
00:34:56.920 --> 00:34:59.519
try it, you know.

622
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:03.079
It was You're right, I know. Yeah, like a picture.

623
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:04.320
I have a picture of him.

624
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:08.079
I do too. Fuck you, I thought I was the

625
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:08.599
only one.

626
00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:17.119
Yeah, yeah, come and check it out.

627
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:20.960
And you know I do. I do, like I would

628
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:23.800
let her because I do already have experience with German women.

629
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:28.559
So there you go, so you are experienced. I wouldn't

630
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:32.000
say that. I said I have experience with German Okay,

631
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:33.840
not necessarily experience.

632
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:37.239
Yeah, but you don't have experience. If I were Gidty

633
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.719
is she married, No, she would knock you out in

634
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:40.360
a minute.

635
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:45.159
That would be fun. I like that. I'm attracted to

636
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:48.440
Latin women. They like to do that. Okay, they punch

637
00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:51.480
you in the arm. Yeah, and I laugh and I'm like,

638
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:54.159
I'm turned on, Like you just gave me a heart on.

639
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:56.320
She would sit on your face for like three hours

640
00:35:56.360 --> 00:35:58.440
and then you stop talking about and saying, ah, I

641
00:35:58.440 --> 00:35:58.960
can't breathe.

642
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:02.239
No, I have a lot of practice with that shit.

643
00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:05.159
I got. I got four kids and eight grandkids. Okay,

644
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:08.159
oh my god, I don't read it on my face

645
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:08.920
a lot.

646
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:18.239
So I really really really enjoyed this kind of interview

647
00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:22.559
because it's so funny. It's so funny, and it's like,

648
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:24.920
from eye to eye, you're a funny guy.

649
00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:27.679
I really appreciate. We really appreciate it too.

650
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:30.480
You know, you had your my last interview that we

651
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:32.559
could do it like this because normally I'll do my

652
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:35.679
interviews at festival ten to fifteen minutes. But I was

653
00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:37.760
having so much fun and I don't give a fuck,

654
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:43.559
and you bring beautiful women too. I mean, like, it's

655
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:45.239
the best interview of Valkings.

656
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:46.159
We are.

657
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:48.559
We are a little bit sad that you are not drinking,

658
00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:50.639
but I think you got your reasons.

659
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.880
Are you working, But you are the kind of guy

660
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.239
that we would love to spend maybe ten or fourteen

661
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:56.159
days in Florida with.

662
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:02.840
Thank you. Yeah, it's not it's no problem for I'll

663
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:06.320
make you a deal. Okay, you can do that.

664
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:12.920
And I actually, uh no, we cannot smuggle cocaine because

665
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:15.719
we got some customs agent here.

666
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:20.760
It's not the eighties, so I don't need the cocaine anymore,

667
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:23.159
but I will.

668
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:24.639
I love fent.

669
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:32.960
Yeah, it's good ship, right, A little fentanyl, a little narcanne.

670
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:33.440
You're good.

671
00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:35.760
You're good to go for a whole week.

672
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:38.000
You got See, that's the key, because you can't give

673
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:41.039
yourself the narcandsa just do them both at the same time,

674
00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:45.639
fentanyl and at the same time. Your like, fuck, I

675
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:48.719
love that. So what's the part of the deal you

676
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:51.079
started with, I make you a deal. I'll make you

677
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:51.480
a deal.

678
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:53.400
I already booked flights and.

679
00:37:54.679 --> 00:37:57.880
I live on an island, so you may never get

680
00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:58.760
back to Germany.

681
00:37:59.079 --> 00:37:59.960
But it's no problem.

682
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:04.440
Uh, okay, here's the deal. You guys can come to

683
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:10.119
my place, but she has to sit on my face

684
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:18.400
the whole fourteen days days. Okay, fourteen days the deal? Yeah, seen,

685
00:38:18.440 --> 00:38:25.360
she other SAIDs she understands English. I mean I'll be

686
00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:28.719
you know, at the time, I'll be working on you,

687
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:30.039
but no on you.

688
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:32.840
You'll be Yeah.

689
00:38:33.559 --> 00:38:36.559
I can't just sit there. Yeah, I can't just sit

690
00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:43.320
there and do nothing. No giving you orgasms. That's that's

691
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:48.239
a lot of work in fourteen days, fourteen fourteen days?

692
00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:52.039
How many or wait give her to how many orgasms

693
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:57.760
can you have in fourteen days? You started it, now

694
00:38:57.840 --> 00:38:58.880
I'm finishing it.

695
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:08.199
You need it on and Ben. The question is how

696
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:10.719
much do you can give me in fourteen.

697
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:14.800
Days, however many you want, however many you want.

698
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:16.800
After then we need to go married.

699
00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:19.880
Yeah, I have no problem with that. I already married

700
00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:29.000
twice over that shiite because now I'm a virgin, yes, perfect.

701
00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:34.960
I like virgins, wonderful, especially when they're not like illegal virgins.

702
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:38.039
They have to be legal virgins. I have to clarify that.

703
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:41.800
Well with everything that we said, that's what would get

704
00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:47.039
me in trouble. Okay, but seriously, like you know, I'll

705
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:50.280
get married out. Give a fuck. I you know we

706
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:55.079
have a deal. Okay, there you go next year. Now Listen.

707
00:39:56.360 --> 00:39:59.519
That's the thing with women. You have the magical tool.

708
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:02.760
Like if you're sitting on my face for fourteen days,

709
00:40:03.039 --> 00:40:12.719
I'm already married for ten. Like, yes, dear, give me more. Okay,

710
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:15.519
see where you see where you fucking did?

711
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:17.159
No, you are the bad guy.

712
00:40:18.599 --> 00:40:25.079
I was always the bad guy. I'm the pipe Man. Listen,

713
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:32.840
I have a pipe man only fans. Yeah, but it's

714
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:33.519
not me.

715
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:35.760
I just going through something or yes it is, gonna know.

716
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:40.039
This is what I have actually for real. I do

717
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:43.639
a bit on my show where it's the pipe Man

718
00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:48.000
group on. And what you do is you come to

719
00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:52.000
the pipe Cave, which is where I live, and you

720
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:55.760
service the pipe Man all night long, and then you

721
00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:59.440
serve me breakfast, and then you leave and I do

722
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:01.920
a disc on my show. It's normally one hundred and

723
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:04.519
ninety nine dollars, but if you call in during the show.

724
00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:08.440
It's ninety nine and I'm Niven came people call into

725
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:11.119
my show, women call into my show to buy this

726
00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:11.840
fake group.

727
00:41:11.679 --> 00:41:13.679
Of This is one of the most funniest things I've

728
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:14.079
ever heard.

729
00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:18.639
Kid you not okay, I'll play you the commercial. I

730
00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:20.960
could pull it up after the interview and I'll play it.

731
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:24.000
When you said you live on an island and stuff

732
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:26.679
like that, This is not a fucking Jeffrey Dahma thing, right.

733
00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:33.280
No, no, but that, but funny you should bring that up. Yea,

734
00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:34.840
this is pipe Man Island.

735
00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:37.239
Think, not a Jeffrey Dahma thing. It's a fucking Jeffrey

736
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:37.960
Epstein thing.

737
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:41.320
Well that's true, that might be true, but.

738
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:43.760
I'd love to see Pipemin island.

739
00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:47.280
It's funny that you brought up Dahmer because I just

740
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:50.480
said festival a couple months ago. That's across the street

741
00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:53.360
from the hotel where Dahmer killed people.

742
00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:54.800
For real.

743
00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:57.440
I guess who I was interviewing with that. That's the

744
00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:03.119
backdrop chopped top from Texas jamesaw massacre too. I was

745
00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:05.920
in reviewing him and we were talking about Jeffrey Dahmer

746
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:07.079
being behind us.

747
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:08.039
Wow.

748
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:13.039
Yeah, so this is getting one more crazy. So her

749
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:16.280
saying on my face for fourteen days, isn't that crazy.

750
00:42:18.559 --> 00:42:19.639
So we just.

751
00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:22.119
Wrote our second album and it's gonna come out.

752
00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:24.119
Next to you maybe in May. I think something like this,

753
00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:27.639
and then we have to write another one. So I

754
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.199
think it's something that we can do in like twenty

755
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:33.599
days in Florida, we would be I think twenty days

756
00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:35.639
with you would be such a big inspiration.

757
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:37.960
Oh yeah, well I have a lot of sharks in

758
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:39.960
the backyard. If you piss me off too.

759
00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:43.599
Okay, so I have to go right now.

760
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:45.960
Here.

761
00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:48.440
So but that could be a nice thing. We can

762
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:51.599
write a whole album in twenty days. It's not a problem, absolutely,

763
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:52.639
And do you have.

764
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:54.199
Fun and days you have a few with us? Because

765
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:57.599
with gy well, but no, what I thought of is like,

766
00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.800
now she's got to sit on my face for twenty days.

767
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:04.039
Now, this is what I think. It's called a big deal.

768
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:06.599
You know, people when I go out and do these

769
00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:09.280
festivals like this, they were like, oh, you live the

770
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:12.159
dream life. Now it's actually true.

771
00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:21.320
This is absolutely beautiful. This kind of interview is this

772
00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:23.360
is what I needed this weekend.

773
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:25.360
Right, This is the way I finished the day.

774
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:27.920
Right after we played today, it was the first time

775
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:31.199
that I played Vakan and I maybe had like one

776
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:33.400
or two tears that caming down my face because I

777
00:43:33.480 --> 00:43:35.880
was like, oh my god, playing fucking for the fuck.

778
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:40.039
And now this interview is like it's like a round thing.

779
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:44.440
So now it's like mission completed. So after we're gonna

780
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:46.920
stay for thirty two days in Florida?

781
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:50.880
Oh good, our problem. How many of those days will

782
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:51.599
I be married?

783
00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:57.159
Thirty one? You can thank me later for the thirty

784
00:43:57.159 --> 00:43:57.599
two days.

785
00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:00.639
But listen, you can you guys can just move in

786
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:03.480
if the whole time she's on saying on my face,

787
00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:10.760
are you capable of doing that? I know that's why

788
00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:13.079
I asked about the marry. But listen, you're the one

789
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:14.679
making the offers.

790
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:23.400
X one B. This is a called anula. What they're

791
00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:23.880
going to make a.

792
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:26.760
Nullah Translate that for me.

793
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:29.079
That's fact they on the thing.

794
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:32.679
It's called zeroing. Okay, zeroing.

795
00:44:32.760 --> 00:44:38.559
You just crack up a beer and then you drink

796
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:38.920
it out.

797
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:39.960
Drink it out.

798
00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:46.440
Drake, drink Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake. He's the winner.

799
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:52.480
I'll look at her. Look did you see how she

800
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:56.159
tips her head back and her throat is going like this.

801
00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:03.760
I could tell she's buried and has a lot of practice.

802
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:09.400
What you say? You need to say that out loud.

803
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:11.519
Second beer in twenty minutes.

804
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.599
Whoa see, You're gonna be saying on my face a

805
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:17.000
lot sooner than you think.

806
00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:24.840
So sorry to wrap that up because we need to

807
00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:27.119
get new beers and me. Maybe you need to eat

808
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:29.400
something and I readly you smoke my cigarette.

809
00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:32.800
Oh my god, eating. Thank you to do that today

810
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:35.360
so much. I'm not kidding. I forgot to eat today.

811
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:36.920
Just do it, smoke.

812
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:37.679
I just wanted to.

813
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:40.960
You know, I smoked marble reds for thirty six years

814
00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:43.400
and then I got a heart attack surfing and stopped.

815
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:51.679
But this is you know, I've.

816
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:57.840
Oh French frogs, French frogs, well, yee, French frogs, French frocks,

817
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:01.519
French fucking fox Yeah, French frogs.

818
00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:06.239
What. Oh no, I'm good. I don't smoke those anymore,

819
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.559
but if they're green, I'll smoke them.

820
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:12.760
Oh you need to You really need to meet our

821
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:14.320
pie guy.

822
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:16.079
If he would love him.

823
00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:18.440
He should supply me some because I don't he can.

824
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:19.679
Is he?

825
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:21.280
That guy is a gardener?

826
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:25.679
You know who is?

827
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:30.840
Oh, you're gonna meet Paul all right, he's our f

828
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:34.239
h in front of house mixer today.

829
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:36.400
You're gonna love him, dude.

830
00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:38.079
He can supply you all the good things.

831
00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:44.119
Looks like, can he supply me? Oh? Wait a minute,

832
00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:47.400
can he supply me a single woman that's as hot

833
00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:51.480
as she is? You're gonna see him, You're gonna know

834
00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:52.480
he can do it.

835
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:55.320
Okay, good, he's mister handsome.

836
00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:01.800
And he's he's doing and the smile he knows, mister smile,

837
00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:03.400
and he does the more to combat things.

838
00:47:03.599 --> 00:47:04.679
He knows he's in trouble.

839
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:08.719
Now, very nice that you're here with us. We are

840
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:13.039
in an interview with mister pipe Man. Misterman, not mister

841
00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:16.440
pipe Man. Had some great conversations with Medley Crewe in

842
00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:18.800
the eighties, but you don't remember because of.

843
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:19.480
The drug abuse.

844
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:21.119
Uh.

845
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:24.639
And he's now in a search for Do you have

846
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:31.360
some kind of flowers that you can borrow him?

847
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:32.639
Yes?

848
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:36.840
But at the camping side, Oh ship.

849
00:47:36.679 --> 00:47:39.880
That's a long why. I'll never find my way back

850
00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:41.119
to the car after that.

851
00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:43.280
Yeah.

852
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:45.360
So, and the next thing is we're gonna go to

853
00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:49.360
Florida next year for thirty days to write the next album.

854
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:53.440
But are you gonna broke the deal? What why because

855
00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:57.280
she said she's married. No, she asked you where it's

856
00:47:57.320 --> 00:48:01.320
a ring. Oh, She's kind of like, where's my ring?

857
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:07.039
I'm looking at that right Oh oh okay, uh oh

858
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:13.400
Now I can continue hitting on you. So anyway, I'll finish.

859
00:48:13.440 --> 00:48:16.960
Water is gonna say, as long as you guys stay

860
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:20.519
with me. She's sitting on my face. Yeah, that's the deal.

861
00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:23.599
Funny day's trade. And I don't need any of your

862
00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:26.239
stuff there because I can go to dispensary there and

863
00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:29.960
get it myself, so I can supply you there.

864
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:32.079
That's nice, that's nice.

865
00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:37.599
I will I get prescribed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's medicine.

866
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:40.559
I get prescribed Yeah me too, me too.

867
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:43.400
It's needs to say, is it? Is it?

868
00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:47.079
Really? I didn't know that I was afraid that I'd

869
00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:49.960
get locked up in concentration camp or something. If I was.

870
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:51.480
Those times are over.

871
00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:57.239
I don't know, like with Resident Rumping Office, that's going

872
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:02.480
to be our country now, not Germany, because I know

873
00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:05.639
one thing I do know, because I am a Jew,

874
00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:10.280
that I'm safer in Germany today than I am in

875
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:11.480
the United States.

876
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:16.800
That's very sad, right, that's absolutely said. But you can

877
00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:20.159
get you can get some good wat by mail right now?

878
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:23.360
You can order it from the internet. Really yeah here

879
00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:24.159
Germany right now?

880
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:29.079
Yea, wow, you guys really are cool. Yeah, we don't tell.

881
00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:32.079
You're also allowed to plan free plans.

882
00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:37.440
Oh there you go home. Nice. So what happened is

883
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:43.280
like the Dutch government take over Germany. No no, no, no, no,

884
00:49:43.559 --> 00:49:48.440
actually don't so, but they really don't do it well

885
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:49.079
in Germany.

886
00:49:49.320 --> 00:49:53.880
So they just legalize it but don't get the customers enough.

887
00:49:56.119 --> 00:49:57.760
Way to get it on a legal way.

888
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:00.880
So the only chance is per.

889
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:04.920
Pharmacy when you get a receipt or when you grow

890
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:05.679
it by yourself.

891
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:07.280
Yeah, the only way.

892
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:07.679
We know.

893
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:10.320
There's a third one, but we don't say load load Yeah. No,

894
00:50:10.440 --> 00:50:11.960
that one's not for public use.

895
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:12.880
Yeah.

896
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:16.800
Because but now I'm very excited she's not married. I

897
00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:18.039
thought you see, I thought you was.

898
00:50:18.440 --> 00:50:19.760
Now you don't talk anymore to us.

899
00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:21.559
Uh, now you're going back to her.

900
00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.039
What was it about that my sitting on my face

901
00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:24.679
for thirty days?

902
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:26.400
Right? No?

903
00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.199
Thirty Yeah, we extended it.

904
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:33.159
Yeah, we extended Wow, as long as with those eyes

905
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:37.280
she could she could see my face forever.

906
00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:40.119
Thought you were would be more thankful after I say

907
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:42.320
thirty days, it was like, I give you now some

908
00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:44.239
dollars under the table over here.

909
00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:48.719
Oh listen, you are like my best friend for life. Now,

910
00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:54.360
Pipe Man, Hey, very nice to meets you. Now, after

911
00:50:54.440 --> 00:50:58.119
all these Shenani games, tell everybody how they can actually

912
00:50:58.159 --> 00:51:00.920
reach out to you. Buy your phone, can merge because

913
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:02.840
they can't listen to my show, and let's say, buy

914
00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:05.360
your merch check out everything about you.

915
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:09.559
So we have an internet site called nine Millimeter heatshet

916
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:14.639
band dot com. I think so were on Facebook, We're

917
00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:20.519
on Spotify, were on YouTube and only fans Instagram.

918
00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:22.400
So you can reach out to us anywhere.

919
00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:26.360
And the shirts that are going to be produced the

920
00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:31.320
next one is in Florida because Pipemin has the printer

921
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:33.559
get our shirts.

922
00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:36.960
Done so only if she's there KTB.

923
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:38.159
Bedre, So.

924
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:45.079
Keep following us, keep following mister Pipeman and uh the

925
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:47.760
last words, I'm going to give it to my special

926
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:51.719
friend Johnny because he's a radio host from why am

927
00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:53.360
I w W T P P P A.

928
00:51:55.079 --> 00:51:59.960
He know I'm the especially friend. You only think Pipe

929
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:07.360
I know you, five man, I'd know five man. Listen hedgehots.

930
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:16.079
You heard it here first. I'm special.

931
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:21.000
You know what's play about? That it's on my radio show.

932
00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:25.119
I do this bit where we have homeless people that

933
00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:29.960
stand at the turnpike with these signs, and I'll go

934
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:33.519
into his studio and I'll do my show and I'll say, oh, yeah,

935
00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:35.920
I saw the guy like begging for money, so I

936
00:52:35.960 --> 00:52:38.599
decided instead to bring him on my show. He's here

937
00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:42.719
in the studio with us, and then I will interview

938
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.840
him and and I'll ask him, well, why is he

939
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:54.519
out on the turbike. You'd feel your well, I'm married

940
00:52:54.559 --> 00:53:00.360
this German girl and she she had on my page

941
00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:08.760
for thirty two days. No, I can't talk anymore, and

942
00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:12.079
I'm homeless because I ran out of money because of it,

943
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:15.719
because the ring was too expend.

944
00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:22.360
It's a lack of oxygen right sitting on the Facebook.

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A month and so all I have to say now

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is thanks for being here a valking, thanks for being

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on the Adventures of pipe Man, and thanks for sitting

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on my face. Thank you for listening to the Adventures

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of pipe Man. I'm w for CUI Radio.