Feb. 18, 2025

Are New American Travel Spots in Canada Coming Soon?

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 14 of The Adventures of Pipeman.  

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/18/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at http://www.w4cy.com.  

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Season 19

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 14 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/18/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

We are bringing on a very special Canadian Guest to discuss what will be the newest United States hot spots to travel to and experience in Canada once it becomes the 51st state.

Where are the Pipeman Adventures for The Pipeman Radio Tour this past week? Tune in a find out. It might have something to do with Art and Hot Air Balloons. Let’s discuss more about the Pipeman Radio Tour and The Pipeman Homeless Tour.

Want to WIN! Watch and listen for your chance to WIN tickets to Rock The Country, Rock The South, Bourbon and Beyond, Inkcarceration and other festivals we are giving tickets away for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

Also, stay tuned for a video recap of Shiprocked 2025 and a cool trailer for saving the dates for Shiprocked 2026.

What national day is it? Rebel runs this segment so she will have to figure it out and will let you know what Special day it is today that relates to Travel. Pipeman’s favorite today is Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day. Listen and comment to us which your favorites are.

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Pipe Man here on W four CY Radio W four

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cy dot com. And it's travel Tuesday. So for those

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of you that probably took this seriously, the titles kind

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of a joke, but it's kind of real, okay, because

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we have our resident Canadian expert in the studio with

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us today and she can tell us first hand where

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Americans now can travel in America in the Canadian spots.

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You know, since Canada's going to become the fifty first state,

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now we have to find out where all the cool

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spots in Canada are so we can invade and have

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a good time traveling the Great North of US. And

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not only that, I want to find out too. Okay,

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if you took a health nut and swamp nut. Wait,

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let's say you were, like my shirt, you were in

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some tropical island and they brought you this cocktail where

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basically they mixed health nut with swamp nut. What would

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happen to you? Let's find out by bringing the pipe

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nuts on, including health Dot, swamp nut, and studio nut. Hi, o, rebel,

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I want to know why you're you're seeing at the

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kittie table.

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What do you mean sitting at the kitty table?

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You're so low in the frame all the time. It's

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like you're you know, it's like when you're a little person.

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Okay, Oh, we'll have to add just that later.

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Right now, I think d would have been taller than you.

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Anything is possible.

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Uh yeah, you know what we should play on Wednesday

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shows is I have a a real They include some

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good outtakes with little nut. I meant, well, she wasn't

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a little nuts. She was peanut because she was little

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and she worked for the station. She was on the show,

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and you know, I'll just give you a hint of

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what happened is she was talking about how great family

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values the uh. But were those people rebel?

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The uh?

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Come on? You know what it is? Rebel? Next the

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show that show?

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Come on?

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Were you never paying attention?

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Never?

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Okay, let's see if Wan knows. Do you know the

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show with those rednecks that were gay bashing but they

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had good family values?

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Oh?

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This one what dynasty?

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There?

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It is being make me. That's why we're taking over Canada.

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We need some of the smart people and the nice.

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Because one of your shows, I had no idea.

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So I think it's a very good thing that we're

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taking over Canada because first of all, they have a

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lot of beautiful places to visit. Okay. Now, it used

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to be cool when I was younger. I used to

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go to Canada and I didn't need a passport. Okay.

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So now in order for me to do that, we

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have to actually take over and make them the fifty

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first state. But and the way things are going, it's

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probably going to happen. But what I also so I'm

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gonna know all the cool places to go because pipe

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Man has to travel through Canada once it becomes American.

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I have a bit of a list for you, some suggestions.

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Oh cool, you I think would shit the pipe Man

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tour very well.

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All right, well we'll talk about that, but I do

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want first focus on the fact of other reasons why

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it would be good. Because, okay, to people in Canada

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are really nice. People in America nowadays are real assholes.

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kind of mellow out the assholes and just get a

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happy medium. You're not too nice, not too much of

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a jerk off, You're just right. So I think if

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a blender, that's what you got.

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people will become assholes as well.

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Eventually the path you know.

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How I know that's true is because you look at

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Asian women that come from places like the Philippines that

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marry an American guy, okay, and they're like the best

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wife ever. Where'd rebel go?

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She turned her camera off?

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Did we insult her?

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No?

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I was trying to fix the head room on camera.

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You'll need to shut the camera off to do that.

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By the way, just saying okay, all you have to

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do is like move it. That's all Louisiana people that

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they never want to take the simple way. It's always

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got to be the complicated backwards way. And like what's

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all that DUTs tape in the background too?

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I know that the left corner says E P I.

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I don't know what that means.

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I think Louisiana version of a U T I. It's

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extra extra w p I. It's actually what it means

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is extra penile infection.

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Makes sense ordinary.

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So there's another reason we should take over Canada, Okay,

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because they say sorry for everything, and nobody's is sorry

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for anything around here anymore. Okay, so we need some

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people to say sorry for the people that should be sorry.

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That's what we do here.

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Well, no, maybe we should just get the people who

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should be sorry to say sorry.

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No, is that Let me know how it works out

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for you, rebel. I've been trying.

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Okay, Okay, how would that work though? Like, can we

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hire our Canadians to say sorry for us? Like twenty

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four to seven. They just like, stick with us.

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They're the the this century's version of slavery, willing participants.

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They're so nice, okay, that we will put them into

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slavery and they will thank us for it.

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Let's not do that.

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No, I don't. I don't know that it's a great idea,

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but I think that's.

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Listen, I'm the Jew, we were slaves. I'm not down

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with the slavery thing. And here's okay, here's a little tidbit. Okay,

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one of our greatest presidents in the United States, Abraham Lincoln,

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was who is known for freeing the slaves. You know,

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people talk about politics, and it's always been the same

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because when he ran for president, he ran for pro slavery.

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He ran for pro slavery. Then he won, and he

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only freed the slaves because he had to, not because

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he wanted to bet. You guys didn't know that, were

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you there?

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That he probably was actual that is actually yet close

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so I would have known that is actual history. Just

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like read a book rebel.

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Okay, but how many times have they changed history?

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And then again you get the Mandela effects because you

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believe the new changed history instead of the actual history.

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No one was actually there and no one can actually approve.

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I would you say the person that freed the slaves

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were pro slavery. That makes no sense, Like, yeah, you're

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going to change history if it makes it look better,

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not not worse.

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Maybe it looked better for someone George.

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Washington has slave and like supposedly some illegitimate child with

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a black slave. So you know, these problems and since

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the beginning of time. That's why we need Canada. Okay,

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because we are.

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We are morally blend and calm.

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The States.

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We are morally in the lowest spiritually, in the lowest

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vibration you could be. Right now, Morally we're defunct. We

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have less morals than a butthole of the whole country

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or just the whole doctor can verify that. And so okay,

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there's one other reason why, okay, do te Let's here

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Because they are so how do I put this? No,

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they they are so the epitome of ignorance is bliss.

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I mean, look at the smile on her face. We're

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talking about taking over her country and she's smiling the

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whole time and laughing. That's their person.

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It's the plate, it's the politeness. You know, it's like,

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oh that's cute, that's a cute idea.

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Yeah. See, I don't believe that.

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You think that we're going to take over your country

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or it's a cute idea that it's even you know,

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being discussed.

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Yeah, all of it.

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Let's take the fun stuff now. Okay, let's get to

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the fun stuff. I want to know where you think

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the pipe Man should go on the pipe It would

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have to be the pipe Man Homeless Tour unless there

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we're festivals involved, or events or calm differences, you know,

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do There's two podcast movements. One is Evolutions, one's the

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main one, and then we got a ton of festivals.

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We are going to be making an announcement. Okay, not yet,

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but it's louder than life. This announcement. Okay, this announcement

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will be louder than life. And for good engineers, that's

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kind of how you like queue in a commercial without

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telling them ahead of time. You're queuing it in, so

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you kind of like it's kind of like when you

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to a polo match Sunday on the pipe Man Radio Tour,

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And in polo matches, the announcers actually teach you to gain,

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so it's not just like they're announcing like a football game.

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Like if you're a newcomer to polo, you just listening

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to announcer and they tell you how to play the

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game and everything.

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That's not Marco polo. That's polo on the horses, right.

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Yeah, no, not more. I think everybody knows how to

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play Marco polo. I was not everybody, rebel, rebel, okay, listen.

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I was just trying to stretch it out and make

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an example. So one was ready and knew what I

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was doing right now, show k all right, I'm stretching it.

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So all I know is last year was great, except

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we had the hurricane tornado scenario that blew out fucking Slayer,

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I know, right, And everybody thought that was it because

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that was the last That was the last one five years.

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Blah blah blah. They're book just for you.

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Bye.

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Okay, there's a Cute One is Accessible.

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Louder than Life was called off today. Jay Shoe was

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already delayed by the wind and rain from Helene before

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organizers made the decision to cancel. So the bands we

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talked to were a little disappointed, a little struck.

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That's not really good. That's the radio version of headbanging,

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fucking Slayer, Louder than Life. Oh my god, I can't.

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I can't even tell you. I am kind of bummed.

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I might have to do double duty. So every year

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I used to do Bourbon Beyond and lar In Life

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and Louisville, like right in a row. They're two weekends

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in rowing state.

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There.

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There was one year where we did Hometown Rising, which

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was a country one by Danny Wimmer. So I was

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like there for three weeks. I will never do Louisville

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for three weeks again, okay, because I was so sick

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after that from the the ourgins in that place in Kentucky.

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The ourgins are so bad. Even people who lived there

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tell you like, yeah, it's it's horrible. Okay. So after

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three weeks between that and festival Dus, oh my god.

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So but then there was this other festival that I

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had wanted to go, and then one year the original

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Misfits were playing there. I'm like, oh, I'm not doing

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one of these festivals this year, and I'm going to

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go do riot Fest. And I've been doing riot Fest

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ever since. You know, riot Fest had Sligher last year.

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They were they were like the first one stab Slayer

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or yeah, the first one Stabslayer and and then so

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this year I was kind of bummed out because Bourbon

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and Beyond and that's a cue for wand to cue

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things up. Okay, Bourbon and Beyond just got announced the

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and the the lineup got announced. I'm like, oh crap,

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I'm gonna have to make a decision. And there's a

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reason because first of all, Fish is headlining, and Fish

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is badass, and like I know all of my friends

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from California are going to end up at Bourbon Beyond,

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and if they're not, while they're listening now, they need

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to go get tickets for Bourbon and Beyond. Because got Fish,

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you got Blues Traveler, which I love Blues Traveler, Love

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love Love, and a whole crap loaded lineup. But really

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what got me of bummed out that had to make

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a choice, and I've had to make a choice every year,

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but you know, Slayer wins out, Misfits wins out. You know,

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it's always something like that. But this year, ring those

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Stars going to be at Bourbon Beyond a little secret

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about the pipe Man. When I was a kid, the

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first two bands I was totally into were Kiss and

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the Beatles so much so, listen this multiple personality disorder

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that I have. Okay, it's started way back.

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Then, because omittance is the first step.

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That's right, I've admitted it for years. That's the only

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step I need to do. And so my bedroom was

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wall to wall posters, but not like normal kids were

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you put one here, put one there, or mix them up.

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I split it like two faces, exactly down the middle. Okay,

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no wonder, I'm in love with Harley Quinn exactly down

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the middle. One side was all Kiss, no wall. The

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other side was all Beatles, no wall. So there aren't

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many times nowadays that I have a bucket list of

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who I want to interview. But oh my god, if

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I interviewed RINGO Star, that would be like I could

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retire after that. Maybe no.

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High?

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What leave on a high?

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No, I'm more the type that leaves on the low

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note Okay, you slowly back away. No, no, I'm just

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like I know, I crash and burn you. Like I

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go to the pinnacle, I finally reach it. I'm standing

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on top of that mountain, arms in the air, and

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then somebody hits me with a rock and I go

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down the mountain.

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Rock boulder.

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It's usually a woman battered and bruised at.

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Least, I mean, I can tell you that that's thing

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one and thing two. Hey, there's nothing listen, I'm gonna

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be that serious about this. There's nothing that can make

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a man more successful than a good woman behind the man.

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There's also kind of like your parents used to say,

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I gave you life, I could take it away from you. Okay.

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They are also the ones that could basically pull out

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the rug from under you at any time. They freaking

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want to be nice to him, not like the pipe man,

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because yeah, no, I was nice to him and I

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had the rug pulled out. So now, oh shit, No,

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I did reward for nicess. You know what my reward

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is for not niceness? People buying the group on Okay,

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what a.

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Funked up world we live in.

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Just listen, I've had but recently, okay, like I I've

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had women that like they go to listen to my

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radio show to find out what I'm about. Boy, are

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they in for a surprise.

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Okay, wrong place to look, Chickenees.

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No, you should send them to like positively pipemin first

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or something.

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Well, but the thing is is that they don't want

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that one. That's the point. They want this one. So

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you know what, I'm a people pleaser, give you what

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you want. I'm gonna be a jerk off like the

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rest of them. That's why we need the fifty first state.

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It'll be Canada. And then all the Great Lakes are

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getting renamed to the Great Lakes of the United States.

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Oh yeah, not funny, I mean, but like Rebel was

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saying earlier, people can just come in and change things

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and make it his story.

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Well exactly, because if you look up on Google, now,

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the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of America, and

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people are so proud of it. And those people are

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so proud of it, don't realize that this thing's been

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there since the fifteen hundreds before the whatever was the

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United States of America.

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Now, like two hundred years before America was.

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Formed, exactly. Now, the one thing I will say, being

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a typical Libra, I am. I can say one side

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or the other and both is that on the other side.

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Everywhere in the world has evolved. Persia became a ran,

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the Ukraine was Russia part of Russia, and several of

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those other countries over there. Things have changed over time.

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And I look at this way. I don't look at

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it calling the Gulf of America meaning the United States

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of America. Like when I go to travel to other countries,

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I don't say I'm from America. I say I'm from

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the States, because America to me is North America, Central America,

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South America, all three of them.

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Okay, see, I'm I'm a fan of the idea of

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the blending of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

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The come concept, what the.

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Fuck is wrong with I mean, that would get rid

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of the.

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Wednesday man, that's Wednesday.

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But if you think about it, that would get rid

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of the issue of the border crisis.

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Yeah, come on in.

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And what they do is everybody that comes through the border,

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they give them spread some free viagra. That's that's the

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new deal.

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Well, like, who's moving into these places? No eat fresh blood,

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fresh young meat.

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Yeah, but if you. But you know, if you're going

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to convert the masses, you have to go after the

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people that are going to die soon. What well, yeah,

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because so okay, who's president United States? Look who was?

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Yeah there's senior You guys like that kind of thing.

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I guess I don't like it.

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Next time I want somebody that's like sixteen to run,

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you can't.

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You have to be thirty five to be changed.

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Change the rules. Okay, of course already disregarding the constitution,

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might as well go att bit further.

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I think might as well change it.

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I think we're much better off if we just let

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the kids run the world because the adults are a

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bunch of idiots.

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Okay, just ess actually true to be to be honest

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with you, because we think we know it all in

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the teenage years and then into the twenties and then

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some into the fifties.

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But okay, won't mention any names, pipeman.

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But see how yeah, well, at least at least we

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don't know nothing, you know, like screen doors with locks

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and cops not winding to approach their car at two

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am and have the party lot, you know, like we

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cut and testing testing like okay, so Rebel's perfectly happy

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with Hey, if you got some HIV, I don't want

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to know. Ignorance is bliss in the state, in the

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great state of Florida. I want to know if the

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person I'm hooking up with has herpes or not. Simple careful.

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I don't care what it is. I don't care if

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it's herpes, Bob, Okay, you can name it whatever you want.

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If it has herpes in it, I don't want it. Okay.

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That's ship's like that ship's like luggage. It's like it's

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like having an ex wife, like it's the gift that

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keeps giving. Because for the rest of your life.

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If you've had balloon, you can't throw to herpes.

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No, no, no, not when you have kids. So when

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you have kids, you can't throw her at a hot

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air balloon, and you can't. You have to kind of

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be nice to or even though in your head while

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you're saying all these hi, how are you, You're like,

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I wouldn't mind going to jail for this.

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You only have to be civil with them until if

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if you are stuck paying child support, you only have

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to be civil with them.

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Bullshit, Rebel, that's bullshit. It's a lifetime commitment of misery. Okay,

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does not have to be lifetime.

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That sounds like pipe Man needs a little homeless road

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trip tour.

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To Yeah, okay, we need to talk about that right now.

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That's shush, okay, Healthmunt tell us all the places pipe

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Man has to go in the fifty one for fifty

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first Great State of Canada.

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Okay, Well, I mean there's so many great places. It's

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such a big country, so it's going to take a while.

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So however, if you're short on time, I would start

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maybe on the East coast.

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And to.

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Please the pipe Man, you could visit Dildo, New fine

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Land build first.

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Yes, like you.

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Much better to me, you can do.

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Go visit it. We'll have lunch at the Dildo Diner.

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So question is is do they serve your food on

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a dildo?

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Oh?

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You can get all the dildo.

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I think the question is what are the seats like?

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And what are the hot dogs made out of?

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I don't know.

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She brought up this funny thing, and she didn't even

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expect such a comebacks, Like she thought she was gonna

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rule the show. She was preparing a whole bite for this.

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She's like, I've got this great thing. I'm gonna stump

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the pipe, man, I'm telling you. Rebel will tell you

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there have been There was this woman that was on

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the show show I did. I did end up never mind,

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but she and all of her co workers said that

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I was the only person that ever left her speechless.

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Do you remember that, Rebel? I had to do with dentistry.

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See you like the oral things?

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Well, yeah, oral is the best, unless, of course, you know,

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never one yeah, other things attached.

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So so anyway, anyway, I wanted the one thing before

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you get go on with this.

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Okay, okay, because today's a very special day. And do

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you do Canadians? Because if they don't, I don't think

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they can join the United States of America. Do Canadians

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celebrate cow milked while flying in an airplane day? Which

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that's today?

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I'm sorry?

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What I mean?

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You have like cows, you milk them? Okay, so yet

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flying cows while flying in an airplane?

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I would say that in an emergency situation. I bet

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you that's an epic story where that came.

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Describe to me what is emergency situation of cow, having

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the milk of cow and flying plane at the same.

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Time You're living in a very remote region.

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Yes, and it's kind of regions where like their goats,

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their wife.

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I don't know. I didn't say lewis. Thank you very much.

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Oh, yes, there's a story.

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Tell us the story, rebel. Rebel is the one that's

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in charge of this ship. Okay, so tell us the story, rebel,

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because you know, health nut, you don't even know what

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she's talking about.

461
00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:57.440
No, it's like it's like a medivac for milk.

462
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:00.559
So here's here's the scenario. You're you're in You're flying

463
00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:04.519
on a plane, right, you asked your hostess, your you know,

464
00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:07.480
you ask them, can I get some coffee? They say yes,

465
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:09.839
would you like so milk with that? You say yes.

466
00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:11.680
They say what kind of milk would you like? We

467
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.839
have almond oat organic. You say organic, and then they

468
00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:16.559
go milk the cow. And that's how that happens.

469
00:28:17.119 --> 00:28:18.960
No, that is not exactly happen.

470
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.759
They put wait, there's more to it. You left the

471
00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:25.079
part off one, because what happens is then they have

472
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.559
to go into the cockpit and put the plane on

473
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:32.880
auto pilot. So the the pilot happens to be a cow.

474
00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:34.079
You can get milk.

475
00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:37.319
It's a full service.

476
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:41.119
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it totally

477
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:42.720
gives a new meaning to it.

478
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:49.599
In nineteen thirty, Elm Farm, el Only on.

479
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:51.839
The way, say that again, please, because I know you

480
00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:52.559
didn't say it.

481
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:59.519
Right, Elm Farm Only, What the hell is that? That's good?

482
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:03.599
And the cow was my Louisiana education right there.

483
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:08.119
Nope, that was the cow from Bismarck, Missouri.

484
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.440
El don't make me break character, okay.

485
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:16.279
Otherwise known as Nellie J. She was a high producing.

486
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:22.559
Nellie J, a rapper freaking cow. Paul cows can rap,

487
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:26.519
Nelly G anyway, cow can't rap.

488
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:28.839
She was a high producing milk cow.

489
00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:32.599
She got nervous going on a plane because it was

490
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:37.039
taking her to obviously taking her to a fair, and

491
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.119
the only way to calm her down was to milk her.

492
00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:44.680
During the flight. They melted her.

493
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:47.720
Day out to manually milk her or automatic.

494
00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:53.319
In nineteen thirty it was manual, okay, familiar places.

495
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.880
So they put their mouth on it and sucked.

496
00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:01.839
Oh boy, I'm not I'm going to go there with

497
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:02.640
you ever.

498
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.000
Therefore, this is what I'm gonna say. The atmosphere pressure

499
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:10.519
is different inside of airplane, so you would expect you

500
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:15.319
need a little bit more suction two extract.

501
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:20.240
They perhaps I traveled today, it's traveled Tuesday. And what

502
00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:24.240
I did was is I traveled to the new part

503
00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:29.799
of the Pipe Cave to do the studio. M yeah,

504
00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:32.839
Now my arm doesn't disappear. Did you notice that?

505
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:35.000
Oh yeah, you got back.

506
00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:40.079
Yes, it does, it does. It doesn't disappear before it

507
00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:43.640
would be gone, just sitting there.

508
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:46.599
The armless man.

509
00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:50.359
I mean that's really well now that you look at

510
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:53.680
because we we perfected yesterday, but I forgot before the

511
00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:57.880
show to take the painting down. Did it affect anything?

512
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:04.640
I don't think so, okay, good now, pay attention and

513
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:08.920
let me know if it did. Okay, let's see it's

514
00:31:09.039 --> 00:31:12.359
up there. Nope, no problem.

515
00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:13.519
M hmm.

516
00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:20.160
Okay, So tell us more about this uh Canadian Pipe

517
00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:24.640
Man tour that I'm going on, and everybody listening can

518
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:27.119
come with me. Yeah.

519
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:29.039
Where would you like to go after dildo?

520
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:30.680
How do you?

521
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:33.480
How you top dildo? That's why I want to know.

522
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:35.640
You want to go to somewhere?

523
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:41.880
Well, will dj T be the mayor of dildo Land?

524
00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:48.680
Corrupt dj T? I don't know. Oh oh yeah, with

525
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:49.359
you so.

526
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:51.960
Much for the Canadian education system. I thought we were

527
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:53.880
going to get some help there. But now we see

528
00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:57.119
that war with Louisiana.

529
00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:00.720
I think that the news, like the way you're exposed

530
00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:03.799
to and what we're exposed to is a little different story, right,

531
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:09.200
So they're probably pitting each other against are pitting each

532
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:10.319
other against each other.

533
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.200
But you know who JT is?

534
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:12.519
Right?

535
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:15.079
You know initials? Right? Yeah?

536
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:15.319
Yeah?

537
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:17.400
Yeah, because it took you a while. You were as

538
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:18.200
slow as rebel.

539
00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:19.559
Yeah.

540
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:21.640
I thought we were still talking about like the DJ

541
00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:23.359
milk Machine or something.

542
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:27.319
So yeah, you're way behind. Yeah, keep up with the show.

543
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:31.279
Will you tell us where we're going after dildo Land? Yeah?

544
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:32.039
Dildo Land?

545
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:32.920
Oh?

546
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:35.599
Okay, what else Newfolin's a good place. I mean, there's

547
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:38.200
Conception Bay. You might want to visit there.

548
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:41.720
And I have some pipe Man trivia. You ready for this?

549
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:42.599
Okay?

550
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:48.400
Okay? So when I was nineteen years old, I shared

551
00:32:48.440 --> 00:32:51.680
a house in Marlborough, New Jersey with my best bro

552
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:56.440
who passed away last year, but and his girlfriend who

553
00:32:56.839 --> 00:32:59.240
we were always together, the three of us. In fact,

554
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:03.599
she I've known her since she's like eleven years old,

555
00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:09.240
and when Mark started going out with her, I was

556
00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:11.440
the one that would go pick her up because her

557
00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:16.359
parents loved me and hated Mark because again I'm the

558
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:18.200
one that was the nice guy and he was the

559
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:19.279
one that begging chicks.

560
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:20.440
You know.

561
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:26.240
Again, even back then, that's what goes on. So the

562
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:30.920
nice guy doesn't work out too well, I think maybe

563
00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:35.279
not no, but seriously, so the three of us shared

564
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:39.799
this house. Okay, Across the street from us was the

565
00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:44.160
Morborough State Hospital, which is now closed because a lot

566
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:47.880
of those type of psychiatric hospitals are closed around the

567
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:51.200
country now because they fucked people up. And we used

568
00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:54.720
to sit out on the front porch and watch people

569
00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:57.319
a wall. You know, they'd hop over the fence and

570
00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:00.319
be hitchhiking on the road where we live, you know,

571
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:05.559
escaping from the looney bin. And then our backyard was

572
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:08.079
a cemetery, like we had a backyard, and then you

573
00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:10.280
walked a little through the woods a few steps and

574
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:11.840
you were in the cemetery and we used to go

575
00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:15.000
out there and hang out at night. It might be

576
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:17.400
why all the bad things happened to me after that.

577
00:34:17.719 --> 00:34:21.239
I'm just saying, Yeah, you went down to the cemetery

578
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:22.000
looking for love.

579
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:29.800
Yeah, and you know what she was like, you know,

580
00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:34.119
she was a pretty dead f You if you So

581
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:39.199
what you're saying is she ghosted you. She ghosted me

582
00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:44.239
after she was like a dead f in bed. So

583
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:48.199
E didn't move, she didn't groan or nothing like it was.

584
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:54.800
I tried the dildough, but she just sat there.

585
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:57.320
That's the problem. You were supposed to try it on her.

586
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:03.519
Ship. I mean, I think of that. I wish I

587
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:06.079
could go back in time now, okay, a.

588
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:09.320
The time machine, all right, so never too late.

589
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:12.159
I'm trying to think of why I was telling this

590
00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:18.320
story any conception Bay, yeah, and before conception Bay dildo?

591
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.159
And what what what came between dil and the dildo

592
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:23.360
in conception.

593
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:25.320
By chests?

594
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:26.559
What is it?

595
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:28.039
Come by chance?

596
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:32.280
Come by chance? I even remember you saying.

597
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:38.119
That you were listening, because it's kind of obscure.

598
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:45.360
How about how about okay, I know where I was at.

599
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:50.599
Now you're talking about Newfoundland ding dong? Yes, okay, Well

600
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:53.360
why didn't you say that that's where That's what led

601
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:56.679
me there? Because we had two dogs, one was mine

602
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:01.000
and one was Tracy's. And my dog was a little

603
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:05.000
be schon Freese called vern Okay, So I took this

604
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:11.039
little pretty dog and gave it a very mascular name. Okay,

605
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:14.239
it was because of the movie. Remember the movie talk

606
00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:19.199
about traveling. Remember what do you mean vern Remember that

607
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.760
that movie, the one what's his name?

608
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:24.000
Justice?

609
00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:26.079
You know what I'm talking about, right.

610
00:36:26.039 --> 00:36:27.840
Rebel Ernesty Justice?

611
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:33.199
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well you mean Vernon. So I named it.

612
00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:36.480
I did name the dog. I'm mut spin Stoned or something.

613
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:40.360
I named the dog Farn after that. But then the

614
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:45.199
other dog we had to Tracy. Okay, she didn't make

615
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:48.400
meals for Mark or I, but she did make meals

616
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:52.199
for the dogs. For the dog, you know, like she

617
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:57.199
would cook it like a gourmet meal plice. Okay. And

618
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.039
the dog's name was BJ. So you had BJ and

619
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:05.559
vern You know BJ? You know bjuh?

620
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.119
But b J I don't know. Can you explain?

621
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:15.599
BJ was a Newfoundland So I wonder if that's where

622
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:21.320
those dogs come from. Do you know help not.

623
00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:24.800
Dogs.

624
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:28.360
Yeah, it's a dog called the Newfoundland.

625
00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:35.119
Yeah, big, huge, yeah, and furry and they can withstand

626
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:38.679
that wind and the coastal living.

627
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:41.039
It's harsh, harsh up there.

628
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:48.039
So I don't know a lot of them like running

629
00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:49.840
in the wild in Newfoundland.

630
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:53.559
Not in the wild. Do you know what you do

631
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:55.639
see a lot of in the wild in Newfoundland? Is

632
00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:56.719
our moose?

633
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:02.159
Can I ride a moose? I want to ride I would.

634
00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:02.599
Like to see this.

635
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:04.800
I could probably, I could probably do it.

636
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:06.960
I want to ride a moos?

637
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.519
Is illegal? Would you go bare back or saddle up?

638
00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:12.559
What would you saddle up?

639
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:13.480
Yeah? You can't?

640
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:17.079
You just you just hold on to the horns and

641
00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:18.119
are you kidding?

642
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:20.760
And I got back to that question.

643
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:22.800
Isn't it illegal to mess with them?

644
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:27.840
Actually? Okay, there is research mess with him in what way?

645
00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:39.400
People have tried to ride mess? Okay? No, yes, look

646
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:39.719
it up.

647
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:45.719
It's the giggle of MEAs.

648
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:48.480
It's like goose geese. Look it up?

649
00:38:48.519 --> 00:38:50.719
What how do you call it a grouping of moose?

650
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:55.880
Check it actually one, it's moose, just like deer is deer.

651
00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:59.800
Moose is moose and deer is deer plural singing.

652
00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:02.960
But how do you say like a grouping of you know,

653
00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:06.719
when there's like school of fish.

654
00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:09.440
Again, I only know about the elks lodge. I don't

655
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:10.559
know about the bus lodge.

656
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:13.960
I don't know about the elks. That's weird.

657
00:39:14.679 --> 00:39:15.480
It's a herd.

658
00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:18.599
Okay, that makes sense.

659
00:39:19.079 --> 00:39:24.519
Okay, there's no actual award for it. So seriously, though,

660
00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:27.360
in serious research, I did research it because I do

661
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:32.599
want to ride a moose, And basically they have attempted

662
00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:36.519
and failed because no matter what they've ever tried, they

663
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:40.320
could not domesticate the moose like they do like a

664
00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:43.519
horse or what have you. So, yes, you can try

665
00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:47.079
to ride one, but you're better off trying to ride

666
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:50.239
a bull is basically what it said. It was like, yeah,

667
00:39:50.719 --> 00:39:53.559
you're better off with a bull, and and my Canadian

668
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:55.239
expert is confirming it.

669
00:39:56.079 --> 00:39:57.480
I would say that I would agree.

670
00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:01.880
I've never anyone that died trying to ride a moose.

671
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:06.519
No, but encounters with a moose, yes.

672
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:10.280
Yeah, died from an encounter within moose where they like

673
00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:11.760
boxing or something.

674
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.840
Yeah, they'll they'll run you or they or The thing

675
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:18.639
with Newfoundland is that they're everywhere, so you better watch

676
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:22.480
out when you're driving because they'll just jump out.

677
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:25.599
Yeah that's like New Jersey. You know, the population of

678
00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:29.280
deer is so big in New Jersey that they kind

679
00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:33.800
of outnumber to humans and like you're so used to humans,

680
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.440
Like you'll go in your backyard and they'll be like

681
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:38.119
ten of them and they won't even move.

682
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:38.880
Oh.

683
00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:42.159
Yeah, there was a book growing up. It was Elliott

684
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:43.159
Elliott the Moose.

685
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:45.840
It was a children's book I remember, and it was

686
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:48.039
a story about this moose that comes to the house

687
00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:52.000
and they this Elliott seemed domesticatable.

688
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:59.119
Yea holes right now.

689
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:07.079
To domesticate, Okay, so all right, anyways, it's a fair

690
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:08.880
can we go once?

691
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:12.440
Once? Canada is America? Where can we go to ride

692
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:17.760
a moose? Don't you guys have it like for kids parties,

693
00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:21.800
like like we have pony rides, you have like moose rides.

694
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:24.400
But I'm telling you, if you really wanted to do that,

695
00:41:24.599 --> 00:41:28.639
I would go on the east side east like Newfoundland.

696
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:31.719
You do have a good chance. Quebec also has lots

697
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:37.280
between those areas, but even far from you, right, well yeah,

698
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:43.039
but I mean the other day I saw it. Yeah,

699
00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:45.119
we don't want you over here anyways.

700
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:48.639
Trust me, there's nothing over there.

701
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:53.000
You guys just like, no, that's right, there's nothing over here.

702
00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:56.719
Just don't ever visit.

703
00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:02.519
Who wants to be in tundra and what she lives

704
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:04.119
in like an igloo? I think.

705
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:05.519
No.

706
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:08.920
I mean it's like technically it could.

707
00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:10.480
It's like glue ish.

708
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:12.679
A glue ish.

709
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:14.599
Yeah, it depends on it.

710
00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:16.840
Today is like forty five below zero.

711
00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:21.960
Well, yeah, I checked, what is it it's minus almost

712
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:28.840
minus thirty celsius, which is uh like minus two fahrenheit

713
00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:29.199
or something.

714
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:33.760
And one what's the temperature right now in Mexico, Mexico?

715
00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:36.320
How much was to know that?

716
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:40.840
Hold on broadcast, I made an announcement that you're broadcasting

717
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:42.400
out of our Mexican studios.

718
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:44.320
Oh I was not.

719
00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:44.880
I didn't.

720
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:48.960
I didn't get the memo. But right now the.

721
00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:52.800
Temperature, Sure people think you're not hero.

722
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:57.719
Okay, well, because Mexico's pretty big right now, North Mexico

723
00:42:57.880 --> 00:42:59.519
is sixty nine degrees.

724
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:05.079
All right? Wow, See, I think that's why I love

725
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:08.519
Mexico right there. I mean, if it's sixty nine degrees

726
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:10.639
every day of the year, eye watch it all day.

727
00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:18.639
By the way, I know, well, well, we're taking over Canada.

728
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:21.559
I think we should all all the Americans should move

729
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:25.280
to Mexico because it's really nice there and you can

730
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:30.000
live like a king. You know, well, as long as

731
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:33.360
there's no tariffs. But okay, let's go back to the

732
00:43:33.440 --> 00:43:34.239
rest of Canada.

733
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:38.360
Yeah, okay, where do you want to go next to rebel.

734
00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:40.880
In your country? What temperature is it in your country?

735
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:43.239
If the eighth degrees?

736
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:47.920
Thank you no, Italy. Remember you're not white? So what

737
00:43:48.519 --> 00:43:53.360
what temperature is it in Italy? What temperature is it

738
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:54.000
in Italy?

739
00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:56.239
Fifty eight degrees?

740
00:43:56.760 --> 00:44:02.320
Inquire fifty eight degrees? Whoa? Okay, go on health night.

741
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:05.639
I've interrupted you enough. Tell us tell us where else

742
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:07.239
you go? We don't have a lot of time. Tell

743
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:07.840
us where to go.

744
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:12.119
Lots of people want to tell you where to go.

745
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:13.320
That's not a good question.

746
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.079
Oh my god, yes, well, I mean all the excitement

747
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:24.599
I think, Uh where next? There's Peep Island. That's a

748
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:25.559
new for not as well?

749
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:28.639
Okay, you know I drink a lot of water, so

750
00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:30.360
that's like the perfect place for me.

751
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:35.599
There's a place called Ball's Creek. Okay, just you can

752
00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:40.599
freshen up the pipe man's Oh the hell is nuts?

753
00:44:41.119 --> 00:44:42.679
You can just do?

754
00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:43.519
They have.

755
00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:54.000
Specializing in shaving balls. That would be a perfect business

756
00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:59.679
to start, Like where the all shavers of balls Creek?

757
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:03.960
Now the people there have rugs or hardwood floors?

758
00:45:05.719 --> 00:45:08.440
Yes, she missed that part. I don't even know if

759
00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:10.599
he understands that part right now?

760
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:12.559
I can I have a picture.

761
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:17.199
See even if she knows what hardwood floors are, how's

762
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:20.239
the word thing? Revel did't know what that was? Okay,

763
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:23.760
I mean like Louisiana, and they don't want to teach

764
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:26.880
them anything because then they might actually go somewhere else.

765
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:31.199
We just call it something different. It's called shaved or unshaved.

766
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:31.639
I mean.

767
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:40.000
No, it's either a bush, landing strip or hardwood floors

768
00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:43.880
and never heard of heart. As we said yesterday, if

769
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:46.960
you start going gray, let's let's ask kelf nutt on

770
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:50.679
behalf of all Canadians. You need to answer this on

771
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.639
behalf of all Canadians? Okay, anywhere?

772
00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:56.840
Okay, so always ready.

773
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:04.320
If your pubes are turning gray, do you dye them

774
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:05.519
or shave them?

775
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:10.840
Okay? Well, I think if you have a chance to

776
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:13.800
dye them before it turns gray is easier, right.

777
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:17.719
I mean if rebel says she thinks if you dye them,

778
00:46:17.880 --> 00:46:22.320
your genitals fall off, I say that's not true because

779
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:23.679
I still have mine.

780
00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:27.039
Well, I think that the gray bush is okay, the

781
00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:27.840
gray bushes?

782
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:28.559
Oh?

783
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:31.519
Is that the trend in Canada now? Like in America,

784
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:34.159
women are growing out their gray hair in Canada or

785
00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:35.840
drunk growing out their gray pubes.

786
00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:37.760
They call the silver balls.

787
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:42.760
Yep. Yeah, it's like, why do we want you as

788
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:44.760
a state? You guys are ridiculous.

789
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:48.480
I mean because we like shiny things. It's like the glimmer.

790
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:52.800
Okay, real quick, health nut, Can you tell people how

791
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:56.000
they can connect you on social media and your show

792
00:46:56.119 --> 00:46:56.840
to get healthy?

793
00:46:57.800 --> 00:46:57.960
Yeah?

794
00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:01.719
Okay, Well we're at the languag your Healing on sister

795
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:06.039
station W four w N on Tuesday Tuesdays at two

796
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:09.320
pm Eastern time. And you know you can find us

797
00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:14.119
on YouTube and Facebook, Instagram, the Language of Healing all

798
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:14.639
those right?

799
00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:17.159
Do you have a website just in case?

800
00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:21.639
Like, yeah, the Language of Feeling podcast dot com. Yeah, okay, yes,

801
00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:24.079
the Language of Healing podcast dot com. You can find

802
00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:30.400
all the old stuff and little reels and leave messages.

803
00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:34.760
And we have a we have a new uh thing

804
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:40.159
going on right now, and what that is is basically

805
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:44.360
there's a new it's not group on, it's just a

806
00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:48.679
new special and it's uh. You gotta go to this

807
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:52.920
way and website Shave your Balls dot com?

808
00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:56.480
Can we can we and you we die them first?

809
00:47:56.960 --> 00:47:59.519
You mentioned a pipe man and you get a ten

810
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:00.480
percent discount?

811
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:05.519
Can we die them first for next five years?

812
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:05.920
Off?

813
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:12.199
No, it actually would be more money because that's a

814
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:16.920
messier job. So yeah, we would have to charge you

815
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:20.199
more for that. Sorry about that, and okay, so one

816
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:25.079
real quick, we need to play something. I'm not sure

817
00:48:25.159 --> 00:48:29.519
what it is. Maybe it has to do with some

818
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:32.360
Mayan temples or some crap like that.

819
00:48:34.840 --> 00:48:35.559
That would be nice.

820
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:38.119
Thats what I'm talking about. I want to see if

821
00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:38.440
you have a.

822
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:41.440
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823
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825
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827
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828
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829
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830
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831
00:49:09.119 --> 00:49:13.440
So that wasn't what I was thinking. But that was good.

832
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:16.760
That Actually that was that was a good answer. It

833
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:20.559
wasn't what I was thinking. But after I end the show,

834
00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:24.800
you're going to roll this next commercial and then the outro.

835
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:26.519
How's that sound? One?

836
00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:30.679
You said Temple? I play son Temple? Which one?

837
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:36.599
So we're going to play the one that is says

838
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:42.280
save the date. You know which one I'm talking about.

839
00:49:46.119 --> 00:49:49.880
I'll tell people. Don't know people, what's wrong with you

840
00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:53.079
didn't say it was a secret, Well why I wasn't

841
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:53.760
saying it?

842
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.559
Like, come on now, they're not going to watch the

843
00:49:56.679 --> 00:49:57.880
commercial be.

844
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:05.360
Read read between the lines? Okay, all right, yeah, I agree.

845
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:07.280
One, I don't think that would.

846
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:11.039
Everybody tune in to, uh not tune in. Go to

847
00:50:11.239 --> 00:50:20.559
rebels website at shave your Balls dot com. Man, let's say,

848
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:24.079
don't make me break character here, okay, okay, and then

849
00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:28.239
health nut can really make your nuts healthy after uh

850
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:32.480
swamp nut shaves them. And so let's get down to

851
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:36.920
the last thing that we started to show with. If

852
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:41.239
you went to a tropical place, say it was ship rocked.

853
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.760
Maybe he took you there and you had this cool

854
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:49.000
tropical drink where they mixed up swamp nut and health nut.

855
00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:51.960
What would you get? Every one? If you give me

856
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:53.840
an answer time.

857
00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:54.960
Double headed dragon?

858
00:50:56.800 --> 00:50:58.239
Oh, double headed dragon.

859
00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:02.360
Take Canada? Give us your answer is so slow? I

860
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:05.400
don't know why we want them. That's the fifty first date. Okay,

861
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:06.599
go ahead. Yeah.

862
00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:08.239
I would think that it was like a mix of

863
00:51:08.400 --> 00:51:13.280
like see sea creature and fresh air.

864
00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:18.880
Okay to me. It sounds like somebody took too much OSD.

865
00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:25.639
But if you haven't, then tune in tomorrow and drop

866
00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:28.599
your doses tomorrow before tomorrow's show, because it's what the

867
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:31.760
fuck Wednesday on the Adventures of Pipe Man. So tune

868
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:34.119
in tomorrow and we're gonna have all kinds of stuff

869
00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:36.880
that if you are tripping, you're gonna be like, what

870
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:42.000
the fuck? Okay, what's about a rebel.

871
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:44.719
On the dildo?

872
00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:50.920
Okay, listen, I know you're very decay to your business,

873
00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:53.280
but you're not supposed to shave the balls with your

874
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:56.360
teeth because then the hair gets stuck in your throat. Okay,

875
00:51:56.960 --> 00:51:59.920
all right, that's enough out of me. Everybody, tune in

876
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:03.840
tomorrow and you know, pretty much every day but Onday, Tuesday,

877
00:52:03.880 --> 00:52:06.480
Wednesday or the best days too. And then after that

878
00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:11.960
there's interviews, and tune into the podcast on iHeartRadio or

879
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.280
anywhere you listen to podcasts, and you can check all

880
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:19.719
the interviews, bonus content, outtakes of the show, and even

881
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:23.199
the show if you've missed any of it. So see

882
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:25.840
you tomorrow one pm. W four CY Radio, W four

883
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:28.800
cy dot com on the Adventures of Pipe Man, and

884
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.760
we're gonna rock this ship, throw it on.

885
00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:45.440
There is a place, a realm, where myths awaken when

886
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:50.519
the seeds echoed with ancient tailors. The journey there weeks

887
00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:54.840
of fire and skin and blood shed in its honor,

888
00:52:55.880 --> 00:52:58.519
the dust of battles, and the effort falling on forgotten

889
00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:01.400
men can never lived to on the tail that we

890
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:53.119
must go. We must see our olympus. Is that fucking Papyrus. Ah,

891
00:53:53.960 --> 00:53:54.800
that's more like it.

892
00:54:03.599 --> 00:54:08.400
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Papemin on

893
00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:11.800
wf CUI Radio.