Are New American Travel Spots in Canada Coming Soon?

0:00 The following show contains adult content. It's not our intent to offend anyone, but we want to inform you that if you are a child under the age of eighteen or get offended easily, this next show may not be for you. The content, opinions, and subject matter of these shows are solely the choice of your show hosts and their guests, and not those of the Entertainment Network or any affiliated stations. Any comments or inquiry should be directed to those show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi, you unto censure for see who bring You. Young Little Why kind of America?

0:50 It's time for the Adventures, So fight Man, I'll call before see White. I com list PONKASS number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. H It's the Adventures of Pipe Man here on W four CY Radio W four cy dot com. And it's travel Tuesday. So for those of you that probably took this seriously, the titles kind of a joke, but it's kind of real, okay, because we have our resident Canadian expert in the studio with us today and she can tell us first hand where Americans now can travel in America in the Canadian spots.

1:35 You know, since Canada's going to become the fifty first state, now we have to find out where all the cool spots in Canada are so we can invade and have a good time traveling the Great North of US. And not only that, I want to find out too. Okay, if you took a health nut and swamp nut. Wait, let's say you were, like my shirt, you were in some tropical island and they brought you this cocktail where basically they mixed health nut with swamp nut. What would happen to you? Let's find out by bringing the pipe nuts on, including health Dot, swamp nut, and studio nut. Hi, o, rebel, I want to know why you're you're seeing at the kittie table.

2:27 What do you mean sitting at the kitty table? You're so low in the frame all the time. It's like you're you know, it's like when you're a little person. Okay, Oh, we'll have to add just that later. Right now, I think d would have been taller than you. Anything is possible. Uh yeah, you know what we should play on Wednesday shows is I have a a real They include some good outtakes with little nut. I meant, well, she wasn't a little nuts. She was peanut because she was little and she worked for the station. She was on the show, and you know, I'll just give you a hint of what happened is she was talking about how great family values the uh. But were those people rebel?

3:30 The uh? Come on? You know what it is? Rebel? Next the show that show? Come on? Were you never paying attention? Never? Okay, let's see if Wan knows. Do you know the show with those rednecks that were gay bashing but they had good family values? Oh? This one what dynasty? There? It is being make me. That's why we're taking over Canada. We need some of the smart people and the nice. Because one of your shows, I had no idea.

4:11 So I think it's a very good thing that we're taking over Canada because first of all, they have a lot of beautiful places to visit. Okay. Now, it used to be cool when I was younger. I used to go to Canada and I didn't need a passport. Okay. So now in order for me to do that, we have to actually take over and make them the fifty first state. But and the way things are going, it's probably going to happen. But what I also so I'm gonna know all the cool places to go because pipe Man has to travel through Canada once it becomes American. I have a bit of a list for you, some suggestions. Oh cool, you I think would shit the pipe Man tour very well.

4:54 All right, well we'll talk about that, but I do want first focus on the fact of other reasons why it would be good. Because, okay, to people in Canada are really nice. People in America nowadays are real assholes. So we could use a little more nice people to kind of mellow out the assholes and just get a happy medium. You're not too nice, not too much of a jerk off, You're just right. So I think if you put American and Canada together and mix them in a blender, that's what you got. Okay, No, No, you wouldn't balance out. All the nice people will become assholes as well. Well.

5:35 Eventually the path you know. How I know that's true is because you look at Asian women that come from places like the Philippines that marry an American guy, okay, and they're like the best wife ever. Where'd rebel go? She turned her camera off? Did we insult her? No? I was trying to fix the head room on camera. You'll need to shut the camera off to do that. By the way, just saying okay, all you have to do is like move it. That's all Louisiana people that they never want to take the simple way. It's always got to be the complicated backwards way. And like what's all that DUTs tape in the background too?

6:23 I know that the left corner says E P I. I don't know what that means. It's like, are you a robot? No? I think Louisiana version of a U T I. It's extra extra w p I. It's actually what it means is extra penile infection. Makes sense ordinary. So there's another reason we should take over Canada, Okay, because they say sorry for everything, and nobody's is sorry for anything around here anymore. Okay, so we need some people to say sorry for the people that should be sorry.

7:11 That's what we do here. Well, no, maybe we should just get the people who should be sorry to say sorry. No, is that Let me know how it works out for you, rebel. I've been trying. Okay, Okay, how would that work though? Like, can we hire our Canadians to say sorry for us? Like twenty four to seven. They just like, stick with us. They're the the this century's version of slavery, willing participants. They're so nice, okay, that we will put them into slavery and they will thank us for it. Let's not do that. No, I don't. I don't know that it's a great idea, but I think that's.

7:54 Listen, I'm the Jew, we were slaves. I'm not down with the slavery thing. And here's okay, here's a little tidbit. Okay, one of our greatest presidents in the United States, Abraham Lincoln, was who is known for freeing the slaves. You know, people talk about politics, and it's always been the same because when he ran for president, he ran for pro slavery. He ran for pro slavery. Then he won, and he only freed the slaves because he had to, not because he wanted to bet. You guys didn't know that, were you there?

8:37 No? That he probably was actual that is actually yet close so I would have known that is actual history. Just like read a book rebel. Okay, but how many times have they changed history? And then again you get the Mandela effects because you believe the new changed history instead of the actual history. No one was actually there and no one can actually approve. I would you say the person that freed the slaves were pro slavery. That makes no sense, Like, yeah, you're going to change history if it makes it look better, not not worse. Maybe it looked better for someone George. Washington has slave and like supposedly some illegitimate child with a black slave. So you know, these problems and since the beginning of time. That's why we need Canada. Okay, because we are.

9:29 We are morally blend and calm. The States. We are morally in the lowest spiritually, in the lowest vibration you could be. Right now, Morally we're defunct. We have less morals than a butthole of the whole country or just the whole doctor can verify that. And so okay, there's one other reason why, okay, do te Let's here Because they are so how do I put this? No, they they are so the epitome of ignorance is bliss.

10:18 I mean, look at the smile on her face. We're talking about taking over her country and she's smiling the whole time and laughing. That's their person. It's the plate, it's the politeness. You know, it's like, oh that's cute, that's a cute idea. Yeah. See, I don't believe that. You think that we're going to take over your country or it's a cute idea that it's even you know, being discussed. Yeah, all of it. Let's take the fun stuff now. Okay, let's get to the fun stuff. I want to know where you think the pipe Man should go on the pipe It would have to be the pipe Man Homeless Tour unless there we're festivals involved, or events or calm differences, you know, like this year on the Pipe Man Radio Tour, I'll be at the National Associations of Broadcasters, which is the biggest broadcasting conference. I went every year. I kind of did it since COVID, but now I'm back going to do There's two podcast movements. One is Evolutions, one's the main one, and then we got a ton of festivals.

11:27 We are going to be making an announcement. Okay, not yet, but it's louder than life. This announcement. Okay, this announcement will be louder than life. And for good engineers, that's kind of how you like queue in a commercial without telling them ahead of time. You're queuing it in, so you kind of like it's kind of like when you go to a polo match, because the pipe Man went to a polo match Sunday on the pipe Man Radio Tour, And in polo matches, the announcers actually teach you to gain, so it's not just like they're announcing like a football game. Like if you're a newcomer to polo, you just listening to announcer and they tell you how to play the game and everything.

12:09 That's not Marco polo. That's polo on the horses, right. Yeah, no, not more. I think everybody knows how to play Marco polo. I was not everybody, rebel, rebel, okay, listen. I was just trying to stretch it out and make an example. So one was ready and knew what I was doing right now, show k all right, I'm stretching it. So all I know is last year was great, except we had the hurricane tornado scenario that blew out fucking Slayer, I know, right, And everybody thought that was it because that was the last That was the last one five years.

12:54 Blah blah blah. They're book just for you. Bye. Okay, there's a Cute One is Accessible. Louder than Life was called off today. Jay Shoe was already delayed by the wind and rain from Helene before organizers made the decision to cancel. So the bands we talked to were a little disappointed, a little struck.

13:41 That's not really good. That's the radio version of headbanging, fucking Slayer, Louder than Life. Oh my god, I can't. I can't even tell you. I am kind of bummed. I might have to do double duty. So every year I used to do Bourbon Beyond and lar In Life and Louisville, like right in a row. They're two weekends in rowing state. There. There was one year where we did Hometown Rising, which was a country one by Danny Wimmer. So I was like there for three weeks. I will never do Louisville for three weeks again, okay, because I was so sick after that from the the ourgins in that place in Kentucky.

14:22 The ourgins are so bad. Even people who lived there tell you like, yeah, it's it's horrible. Okay. So after three weeks between that and festival Dus, oh my god. So but then there was this other festival that I had wanted to go, and then one year the original Misfits were playing there. I'm like, oh, I'm not doing one of these festivals this year, and I'm going to go do riot Fest. And I've been doing riot Fest ever since. You know, riot Fest had Sligher last year. They were they were like the first one stab Slayer or yeah, the first one Stabslayer and and then so this year I was kind of bummed out because Bourbon and Beyond and that's a cue for wand to cue things up. Okay, Bourbon and Beyond just got announced the and the the lineup got announced. I'm like, oh crap, I'm gonna have to make a decision. And there's a reason because first of all, Fish is headlining, and Fish is badass, and like I know all of my friends from California are going to end up at Bourbon Beyond, and if they're not, while they're listening now, they need to go get tickets for Bourbon and Beyond. Because got Fish, you got Blues Traveler, which I love Blues Traveler, Love love Love, and a whole crap loaded lineup. But really what got me of bummed out that had to make a choice, and I've had to make a choice every year,

15:54 but you know, Slayer wins out, Misfits wins out. You know, it's always something like that. But this year, ring those Stars going to be at Bourbon Beyond a little secret about the pipe Man. When I was a kid, the first two bands I was totally into were Kiss and the Beatles so much so, listen this multiple personality disorder that I have. Okay, it's started way back. Then, because omittance is the first step. That's right, I've admitted it for years. That's the only step I need to do. And so my bedroom was wall to wall posters, but not like normal kids were you put one here, put one there, or mix them up.

16:43 I split it like two faces, exactly down the middle. Okay, no wonder, I'm in love with Harley Quinn exactly down the middle. One side was all Kiss, no wall. The other side was all Beatles, no wall. So there aren't many times nowadays that I have a bucket list of who I want to interview. But oh my god, if I interviewed RINGO Star, that would be like I could retire after that. Maybe no. High? What leave on a high?

17:24 No, I'm more the type that leaves on the low note Okay, you slowly back away. No, no, I'm just like I know, I crash and burn you. Like I go to the pinnacle, I finally reach it. I'm standing on top of that mountain, arms in the air, and then somebody hits me with a rock and I go down the mountain. Rock boulder. It's usually a woman battered and bruised at. Least, I mean, I can tell you that that's thing one and thing two. Hey, there's nothing listen, I'm gonna be that serious about this. There's nothing that can make a man more successful than a good woman behind the man.

18:13 There's also kind of like your parents used to say, I gave you life, I could take it away from you. Okay. They are also the ones that could basically pull out the rug from under you at any time. They freaking want to be nice to him, not like the pipe man, because yeah, no, I was nice to him and I had the rug pulled out. So now, oh shit, No, I did reward for nicess. You know what my reward is for not niceness? People buying the group on Okay, what a.

18:54 Funked up world we live in. Just listen, I've had but recently, okay, like I I've had women that like they go to listen to my radio show to find out what I'm about. Boy, are they in for a surprise. Okay, wrong place to look, Chickenees. No, you should send them to like positively pipemin first or something. Well, but the thing is is that they don't want that one. That's the point. They want this one. So you know what, I'm a people pleaser, give you what you want. I'm gonna be a jerk off like the rest of them. That's why we need the fifty first state.

19:40 It'll be Canada. And then all the Great Lakes are getting renamed to the Great Lakes of the United States. Oh yeah, not funny, I mean, but like Rebel was saying earlier, people can just come in and change things and make it his story. Well exactly, because if you look up on Google, now, the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of America, and people are so proud of it. And those people are so proud of it, don't realize that this thing's been there since the fifteen hundreds before the whatever was the United States of America. Now, like two hundred years before America was. Formed, exactly. Now, the one thing I will say, being a typical Libra, I am. I can say one side or the other and both is that on the other side.

20:31 Everywhere in the world has evolved. Persia became a ran, the Ukraine was Russia part of Russia, and several of those other countries over there. Things have changed over time. And I look at this way. I don't look at it calling the Gulf of America meaning the United States of America. Like when I go to travel to other countries, I don't say I'm from America. I say I'm from the States, because America to me is North America, Central America, South America, all three of them. Okay, see, I'm I'm a fan of the idea of the blending of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

21:12 The come concept, what the. Fuck is wrong with I mean, that would get rid of the. Wednesday man, that's Wednesday. But if you think about it, that would get rid of the issue of the border crisis. Yeah, come on in. And what they do is everybody that comes through the border, they give them spread some free viagra. That's that's the new deal. Well, like, who's moving into these places? No eat fresh blood, fresh young meat. Yeah, but if you. But you know, if you're going to convert the masses, you have to go after the people that are going to die soon. What well, yeah, because so okay, who's president United States? Look who was?

22:09 Yeah there's senior You guys like that kind of thing. I guess I don't like it. Next time I want somebody that's like sixteen to run, you can't. You have to be thirty five to be changed. Change the rules. Okay, of course already disregarding the constitution, might as well go att bit further. I think might as well change it. I think we're much better off if we just let the kids run the world because the adults are a bunch of idiots. Okay, just ess actually true to be to be honest with you, because we think we know it all in the teenage years and then into the twenties and then some into the fifties. But okay, won't mention any names, pipeman. But see how yeah, well, at least at least we don't know nothing, you know, like screen doors with locks and cops not winding to approach their car at two am and have the party lot, you know, like we cut and testing testing like okay, so Rebel's perfectly happy with Hey, if you got some HIV, I don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss in the state, in the great state of Florida. I want to know if the person I'm hooking up with has herpes or not. Simple careful.

23:26 I don't care what it is. I don't care if it's herpes, Bob, Okay, you can name it whatever you want. If it has herpes in it, I don't want it. Okay. That's ship's like that ship's like luggage. It's like it's like having an ex wife, like it's the gift that keeps giving. Because for the rest of your life. If you've had balloon, you can't throw to herpes. No, no, no, not when you have kids. So when you have kids, you can't throw her at a hot air balloon, and you can't. You have to kind of be nice to or even though in your head while you're saying all these hi, how are you, You're like, I wouldn't mind going to jail for this.

24:09 You only have to be civil with them until if if you are stuck paying child support, you only have to be civil with them. Bullshit, Rebel, that's bullshit. It's a lifetime commitment of misery. Okay, does not have to be lifetime. That sounds like pipe Man needs a little homeless road trip tour. To Yeah, okay, we need to talk about that right now. That's shush, okay, Healthmunt tell us all the places pipe Man has to go in the fifty one for fifty first Great State of Canada. Okay, Well, I mean there's so many great places. It's such a big country, so it's going to take a while.

24:54 So however, if you're short on time, I would start maybe on the East coast. And to. Please the pipe Man, you could visit Dildo, New fine Land build first. Yes, like you. Much better to me, you can do. Go visit it. We'll have lunch at the Dildo Diner. So question is is do they serve your food on a dildo? Oh? You can get all the dildo. I think the question is what are the seats like?

25:34 And what are the hot dogs made out of? I don't know. She brought up this funny thing, and she didn't even expect such a comebacks, Like she thought she was gonna rule the show. She was preparing a whole bite for this. She's like, I've got this great thing. I'm gonna stump the pipe, man, I'm telling you. Rebel will tell you there have been There was this woman that was on the show show I did. I did end up never mind, but she and all of her co workers said that I was the only person that ever left her speechless. Do you remember that, Rebel? I had to do with dentistry.

26:19 See you like the oral things? Well, yeah, oral is the best, unless, of course, you know, never one yeah, other things attached. So so anyway, anyway, I wanted the one thing before you get go on with this. Okay, okay, because today's a very special day. And do you do Canadians? Because if they don't, I don't think they can join the United States of America. Do Canadians celebrate cow milked while flying in an airplane day? Which that's today? I'm sorry? What I mean? You have like cows, you milk them? Okay, so yet flying cows while flying in an airplane?

27:07 I would say that in an emergency situation. I bet you that's an epic story where that came. Describe to me what is emergency situation of cow, having the milk of cow and flying plane at the same. Time You're living in a very remote region. Yes, and it's kind of regions where like their goats, their wife. I don't know. I didn't say lewis. Thank you very much. Oh, yes, there's a story. Tell us the story, rebel. Rebel is the one that's in charge of this ship. Okay, so tell us the story, rebel, because you know, health nut, you don't even know what she's talking about.

27:54 No, it's like it's like a medivac for milk. So here's here's the scenario. You're you're in You're flying on a plane, right, you asked your hostess, your you know, you ask them, can I get some coffee? They say yes, would you like so milk with that? You say yes. They say what kind of milk would you like? We have almond oat organic. You say organic, and then they go milk the cow. And that's how that happens. No, that is not exactly happen. They put wait, there's more to it. You left the part off one, because what happens is then they have to go into the cockpit and put the plane on auto pilot. So the the pilot happens to be a cow. You can get milk.

28:36 It's a full service. Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it totally gives a new meaning to it. In nineteen thirty, Elm Farm, el Only on. The way, say that again, please, because I know you didn't say it. Right, Elm Farm Only, What the hell is that? That's good? And the cow was my Louisiana education right there. Nope, that was the cow from Bismarck, Missouri. El don't make me break character, okay. Otherwise known as Nellie J. She was a high producing.

29:16 Nellie J, a rapper freaking cow. Paul cows can rap, Nelly G anyway, cow can't rap. She was a high producing milk cow. She got nervous going on a plane because it was taking her to obviously taking her to a fair, and the only way to calm her down was to milk her. During the flight. They melted her. Day out to manually milk her or automatic. In nineteen thirty it was manual, okay, familiar places. So they put their mouth on it and sucked.

29:57 Oh boy, I'm not I'm going to go there with you ever. Therefore, this is what I'm gonna say. The atmosphere pressure is different inside of airplane, so you would expect you need a little bit more suction two extract. They perhaps I traveled today, it's traveled Tuesday. And what I did was is I traveled to the new part of the Pipe Cave to do the studio. M yeah, Now my arm doesn't disappear. Did you notice that? Oh yeah, you got back. Yes, it does, it does. It doesn't disappear before it would be gone, just sitting there.

30:45 The armless man. I mean that's really well now that you look at because we we perfected yesterday, but I forgot before the show to take the painting down. Did it affect anything? I don't think so, okay, good now, pay attention and let me know if it did. Okay, let's see it's up there. Nope, no problem. M hmm. Okay, So tell us more about this uh Canadian Pipe Man tour that I'm going on, and everybody listening can come with me. Yeah.

31:27 Where would you like to go after dildo? How do you? How you top dildo? That's why I want to know. You want to go to somewhere? Well, will dj T be the mayor of dildo Land? Corrupt dj T? I don't know. Oh oh yeah, with you so. Much for the Canadian education system. I thought we were going to get some help there. But now we see that war with Louisiana. I think that the news, like the way you're exposed to and what we're exposed to is a little different story, right, So they're probably pitting each other against are pitting each other against each other.

32:10 But you know who JT is? Right? You know initials? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, because it took you a while. You were as slow as rebel. Yeah. I thought we were still talking about like the DJ milk Machine or something. So yeah, you're way behind. Yeah, keep up with the show. Will you tell us where we're going after dildo Land? Yeah? Dildo Land? Oh? Okay, what else Newfolin's a good place. I mean, there's Conception Bay. You might want to visit there. And I have some pipe Man trivia. You ready for this? Okay? Okay? So when I was nineteen years old, I shared a house in Marlborough, New Jersey with my best bro who passed away last year, but and his girlfriend who we were always together, the three of us. In fact, she I've known her since she's like eleven years old, and when Mark started going out with her, I was the one that would go pick her up because her parents loved me and hated Mark because again I'm the one that was the nice guy and he was the one that begging chicks.

33:20 You know. Again, even back then, that's what goes on. So the nice guy doesn't work out too well, I think maybe not no, but seriously, so the three of us shared this house. Okay, Across the street from us was the Morborough State Hospital, which is now closed because a lot of those type of psychiatric hospitals are closed around the country now because they fucked people up. And we used to sit out on the front porch and watch people a wall. You know, they'd hop over the fence and be hitchhiking on the road where we live, you know, escaping from the looney bin. And then our backyard was a cemetery, like we had a backyard, and then you walked a little through the woods a few steps and you were in the cemetery and we used to go out there and hang out at night. It might be why all the bad things happened to me after that.

34:17 I'm just saying, Yeah, you went down to the cemetery looking for love. Yeah, and you know what she was like, you know, she was a pretty dead f You if you So what you're saying is she ghosted you. She ghosted me after she was like a dead f in bed. So E didn't move, she didn't groan or nothing like it was. I tried the dildough, but she just sat there. That's the problem. You were supposed to try it on her.

35:00 Ship. I mean, I think of that. I wish I could go back in time now, okay, a. The time machine, all right, so never too late. I'm trying to think of why I was telling this story any conception Bay, yeah, and before conception Bay dildo? And what what what came between dil and the dildo in conception. By chests? What is it? Come by chance? Come by chance? I even remember you saying. That you were listening, because it's kind of obscure.

35:41 How about how about okay, I know where I was at. Now you're talking about Newfoundland ding dong? Yes, okay, Well why didn't you say that that's where That's what led me there? Because we had two dogs, one was mine and one was Tracy's. And my dog was a little be schon Freese called vern Okay, So I took this little pretty dog and gave it a very mascular name. Okay, it was because of the movie. Remember the movie talk about traveling. Remember what do you mean vern Remember that that movie, the one what's his name?

36:23 Justice? You know what I'm talking about, right. Rebel Ernesty Justice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well you mean Vernon. So I named it. I did name the dog. I'm mut spin Stoned or something. I named the dog Farn after that. But then the other dog we had to Tracy. Okay, she didn't make meals for Mark or I, but she did make meals for the dogs. For the dog, you know, like she would cook it like a gourmet meal plice. Okay. And the dog's name was BJ. So you had BJ and vern You know BJ? You know bjuh?

37:05 But b J I don't know. Can you explain? BJ was a Newfoundland So I wonder if that's where those dogs come from. Do you know help not. Dogs. Yeah, it's a dog called the Newfoundland. Yeah, big, huge, yeah, and furry and they can withstand that wind and the coastal living. It's harsh, harsh up there. So I don't know a lot of them like running in the wild in Newfoundland.

37:52 Not in the wild. Do you know what you do see a lot of in the wild in Newfoundland? Is our moose? Can I ride a moose? I want to ride I would. Like to see this. I could probably, I could probably do it. I want to ride a moos? Is illegal? Would you go bare back or saddle up? What would you saddle up? Yeah? You can't? You just you just hold on to the horns and are you kidding? And I got back to that question. Isn't it illegal to mess with them? Actually? Okay, there is research mess with him in what way? People have tried to ride mess? Okay? No, yes, look it up.

38:44 It's the giggle of MEAs. It's like goose geese. Look it up? What how do you call it a grouping of moose? Check it actually one, it's moose, just like deer is deer. Moose is moose and deer is deer plural singing. But how do you say like a grouping of you know, when there's like school of fish. Again, I only know about the elks lodge. I don't know about the bus lodge. I don't know about the elks. That's weird. It's a herd. Okay, that makes sense. Okay, there's no actual award for it. So seriously, though, in serious research, I did research it because I do want to ride a moose, And basically they have attempted and failed because no matter what they've ever tried, they could not domesticate the moose like they do like a horse or what have you. So, yes, you can try to ride one, but you're better off trying to ride a bull is basically what it said. It was like, yeah, you're better off with a bull, and and my Canadian expert is confirming it.

39:56 I would say that I would agree. I've never anyone that died trying to ride a moose. No, but encounters with a moose, yes. Yeah, died from an encounter within moose where they like boxing or something. Yeah, they'll they'll run you or they or The thing with Newfoundland is that they're everywhere, so you better watch out when you're driving because they'll just jump out. Yeah that's like New Jersey. You know, the population of deer is so big in New Jersey that they kind of outnumber to humans and like you're so used to humans, Like you'll go in your backyard and they'll be like ten of them and they won't even move.

40:38 Oh. Yeah, there was a book growing up. It was Elliott Elliott the Moose. It was a children's book I remember, and it was a story about this moose that comes to the house and they this Elliott seemed domesticatable. Yea holes right now. To domesticate, Okay, so all right, anyways, it's a fair can we go once? Once? Canada is America? Where can we go to ride a moose? Don't you guys have it like for kids parties, like like we have pony rides, you have like moose rides.

41:22 But I'm telling you, if you really wanted to do that, I would go on the east side east like Newfoundland. You do have a good chance. Quebec also has lots between those areas, but even far from you, right, well yeah, but I mean the other day I saw it. Yeah, we don't want you over here anyways. Trust me, there's nothing over there. You guys just like, no, that's right, there's nothing over here. Just don't ever visit. Who wants to be in tundra and what she lives in like an igloo? I think.

42:05 No. I mean it's like technically it could. It's like glue ish. A glue ish. Yeah, it depends on it. Today is like forty five below zero. Well, yeah, I checked, what is it it's minus almost minus thirty celsius, which is uh like minus two fahrenheit or something. And one what's the temperature right now in Mexico, Mexico? How much was to know that? Hold on broadcast, I made an announcement that you're broadcasting out of our Mexican studios. Oh I was not. I didn't. I didn't get the memo. But right now the.

42:49 Temperature, Sure people think you're not hero. Okay, well, because Mexico's pretty big right now, North Mexico is sixty nine degrees. All right? Wow, See, I think that's why I love Mexico right there. I mean, if it's sixty nine degrees every day of the year, eye watch it all day. By the way, I know, well, well, we're taking over Canada. I think we should all all the Americans should move to Mexico because it's really nice there and you can live like a king. You know, well, as long as there's no tariffs. But okay, let's go back to the rest of Canada.

43:34 Yeah, okay, where do you want to go next to rebel. In your country? What temperature is it in your country? If the eighth degrees? Thank you no, Italy. Remember you're not white? So what what temperature is it in Italy? What temperature is it in Italy? Fifty eight degrees? Inquire fifty eight degrees? Whoa? Okay, go on health night. I've interrupted you enough. Tell us tell us where else you go? We don't have a lot of time. Tell us where to go. Lots of people want to tell you where to go. That's not a good question.

44:15 Oh my god, yes, well, I mean all the excitement I think, Uh where next? There's Peep Island. That's a new for not as well? Okay, you know I drink a lot of water, so that's like the perfect place for me. There's a place called Ball's Creek. Okay, just you can freshen up the pipe man's Oh the hell is nuts? You can just do? They have. Specializing in shaving balls. That would be a perfect business to start, Like where the all shavers of balls Creek?

45:00 Now the people there have rugs or hardwood floors? Yes, she missed that part. I don't even know if he understands that part right now? I can I have a picture. See even if she knows what hardwood floors are, how's the word thing? Revel did't know what that was? Okay, I mean like Louisiana, and they don't want to teach them anything because then they might actually go somewhere else. We just call it something different. It's called shaved or unshaved. I mean. No, it's either a bush, landing strip or hardwood floors and never heard of heart. As we said yesterday, if you start going gray, let's let's ask kelf nutt on behalf of all Canadians. You need to answer this on behalf of all Canadians? Okay, anywhere?

45:54 Okay, so always ready. If your pubes are turning gray, do you dye them or shave them? Okay? Well, I think if you have a chance to dye them before it turns gray is easier, right. I mean if rebel says she thinks if you dye them, your genitals fall off, I say that's not true because I still have mine. Well, I think that the gray bush is okay, the gray bushes? Oh? Is that the trend in Canada now? Like in America, women are growing out their gray hair in Canada or drunk growing out their gray pubes.

46:36 They call the silver balls. Yep. Yeah, it's like, why do we want you as a state? You guys are ridiculous. I mean because we like shiny things. It's like the glimmer. Okay, real quick, health nut, Can you tell people how they can connect you on social media and your show to get healthy? Yeah? Okay, Well we're at the languag your Healing on sister station W four w N on Tuesday Tuesdays at two pm Eastern time. And you know you can find us on YouTube and Facebook, Instagram, the Language of Healing all those right? Do you have a website just in case?

47:17 Like, yeah, the Language of Feeling podcast dot com. Yeah, okay, yes, the Language of Healing podcast dot com. You can find all the old stuff and little reels and leave messages. And we have a we have a new uh thing going on right now, and what that is is basically there's a new it's not group on, it's just a new special and it's uh. You gotta go to this way and website Shave your Balls dot com? Can we can we and you we die them first? You mentioned a pipe man and you get a ten percent discount?

48:01 Can we die them first for next five years? Off? No, it actually would be more money because that's a messier job. So yeah, we would have to charge you more for that. Sorry about that, and okay, so one real quick, we need to play something. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe it has to do with some Mayan temples or some crap like that. That would be nice. Thats what I'm talking about. I want to see if you have a. Sonic Temple, R didn't use a festival. The Pinnacle of rock festivals in America returns in twenty twenty five with Lincoln.

48:45 Park, Corn. Two Nights of Metallica, You No Repeat Weekend plus bat Olemans Incubus, Alison James Love, Zombie three Days Grace, Alice Cooper, I Prevailed, Jimmy Worlds, Motion Listen White, and so many more. May to the eleventh Historic cru Stadium in. Columbus, Ohio passes on sale now it's Sonic Simple. Festival dot Com. So that wasn't what I was thinking. But that was good. That Actually that was that was a good answer. It wasn't what I was thinking. But after I end the show, you're going to roll this next commercial and then the outro. How's that sound? One?

49:28 You said Temple? I play son Temple? Which one? So we're going to play the one that is says save the date. You know which one I'm talking about. I'll tell people. Don't know people, what's wrong with you didn't say it was a secret, Well why I wasn't saying it? Like, come on now, they're not going to watch the commercial be. Read read between the lines? Okay, all right, yeah, I agree. One, I don't think that would. Everybody tune in to, uh not tune in. Go to rebels website at shave your Balls dot com. Man, let's say, don't make me break character here, okay, okay, and then health nut can really make your nuts healthy after uh swamp nut shaves them. And so let's get down to the last thing that we started to show with. If you went to a tropical place, say it was ship rocked.

50:41 Maybe he took you there and you had this cool tropical drink where they mixed up swamp nut and health nut. What would you get? Every one? If you give me an answer time. Double headed dragon? Oh, double headed dragon. Take Canada? Give us your answer is so slow? I don't know why we want them. That's the fifty first date. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. I would think that it was like a mix of like see sea creature and fresh air. Okay to me. It sounds like somebody took too much OSD. But if you haven't, then tune in tomorrow and drop your doses tomorrow before tomorrow's show, because it's what the fuck Wednesday on the Adventures of Pipe Man. So tune in tomorrow and we're gonna have all kinds of stuff that if you are tripping, you're gonna be like, what the fuck? Okay, what's about a rebel.

51:44 On the dildo? Okay, listen, I know you're very decay to your business, but you're not supposed to shave the balls with your teeth because then the hair gets stuck in your throat. Okay, all right, that's enough out of me. Everybody, tune in tomorrow and you know, pretty much every day but Onday, Tuesday, Wednesday or the best days too. And then after that there's interviews, and tune into the podcast on iHeartRadio or anywhere you listen to podcasts, and you can check all the interviews, bonus content, outtakes of the show, and even the show if you've missed any of it. So see you tomorrow one pm. W four CY Radio, W four cy dot com on the Adventures of Pipe Man, and we're gonna rock this ship, throw it on.

52:41 There is a place, a realm, where myths awaken when the seeds echoed with ancient tailors. The journey there weeks of fire and skin and blood shed in its honor, the dust of battles, and the effort falling on forgotten men can never lived to on the tail that we must go. We must see our olympus. Is that fucking Papyrus. Ah, that's more like it.

54:03 Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Papemin on wf CUI Radio.