Grammys, InkCarceration, Hell’s Heroes, Madden Superbowl & Alex Grey?

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures. You'll fight me out before? See why I com list Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, The. Fight Man. Are not really not exactly you know how this works? People? Hello, Hello, Hello. It's a little bit chilly in Florida, so he might have froze to his balcony. We don't know, but we'll get right back to you on that. So welcome to the Adventures of Pipe Man. Oh what a day, What a day? Oh, we have things in store for you today is wow. We're on season twenty, episode fifteen, and he made it.

1:30 Look at that he unfroze himself a little bit of hot water on those railings. We'll do wonders. Let's bring in the pipe man. Hello, pipe man. Oh my god, you're not gonna believe what happened. You froze to the balcony. No, no, no, no. What happened was I was on my way here, I got to the studio and an iguana landed on my head. Oh no, you did you get it for soup? Later? I put it in a refrigerator. But I'll tell you what I did do in honor of wand were the show. I ate an empanada. Nice.

2:11 Nice. That's showing my solidarity with wand kind of like bad Bunny was showing his solidarity with everybody at the Grammys. Mm hmm. So, Rebel, did you even start the show right? Probably not? No, she did not. Oh my god, Rebel, listen, how many years do you have to be with me to know how to do it? Hey? Look, I was thinking you were going to jump right in at those very last second. I was, but the iguanas stopped me. So I do want to bring on we have a very special guest. Yeah, hey, that looks pretty cool. That's about you Rebel, okay, but guess what I got myself as a president recently because nobody else did. And then we'll bring the guests.

3:12 At yourself more noise makers for the show. Well, you're kind of close, like you got to be more specific. The BS button, Okay, yes we did. We got a new one. I had one for like seventeen seasons and then it just died, you know, But anyway we are. Okay, So I want to hear because I wasn't there Rebel or one. Can you tell me how Rebel started the show? Can you give me your version of hers, like doing impersonation of Rebel starting the show?

3:54 Well, the show started with and here's a pip min and then she goes, oh, maybe not, and then she just started spiraling downwards after that. Okay, did you say anything about, you know, the name of the show, the name of the station, or any of that stuff. She said, what season an episode we were on? Only god to the episode? That's a. Hello, how many years have you been doing radio? Okay? That's how you kind of start the show. You start to show. You start the show with you're listening to the Adventures of pipe Man right here on W four c Y Radio. You couldn't handle that. No, I wanted to leave it for you to do it when you got here.

4:36 Oh my god. Well I'm not going to do it now because it's too late. No, but I didn't actually do it. I just said that's what you're supposed to do. Okay, So who the hell is Alex Gray? I'm going to ask both of you? Okay, let's start with you one. I'm gonna get the smart answer and say yes or the show, and I wouldn't tell I'm gonna be I'm gonna give you the smartest answer to say that is our guest for today. Well, that's not the smart ass answer, that's the like kiss ass answer. Okay, is it? Let's ask Rebel. She'll probably give the smart ass answer. No, but seriously, who the hell is Alex Gray? Rebel?

5:20 I believe Alex Gray is a voiceover performer from maybe the UK? Okay, why do you think UK? Because I listened to her real and. Sounds she sounds, and she sounds British. Okay, all right, well let's bring her on one and let's see if she's British. Hello, No, I'm not, but I like that I have British characters. Ah see, so Rebel, yes, you got fooled.

6:01 I think, well, you know she's got talent. I think that is a credit to my performance. Thank you, Rebel. So who the hell are you, Alex Gray? I don't even know. I think Rebel, I think you've met her before too, by the way, maybe. I think so. I think we've met at a festival before. Yeah. See. So I am a radio personality. I host a podcast, I am a guest on this awesome podcast. I do audiobooks, I do voiceover work. I do a lot of really fun stuff in this beautiful entertainment world. Nice and So how did Alex Gray develop?

6:43 So? You know, I was born and then I was like, you know, I really like music. I want to do something with that. And then here I am, okay, that's really how I got into like radio. You know, we all have the dream of I want to be a rock star, and so I was like, I want to be a rock star, went to school, got my degrees, did not use them, but landed a gig in radio, and I'm like, this is kind of the rock star gig I was looking for. I just didn't know I was looking for this and that's honestly the short and skinny version of it. Yeah, it's a little different for me because I wanted to be a rock star too, and I played drums and I played guitar, and I sang thrash metal and I sucked at all three, So I did radio.

7:23 There you go. It was only logical. You know they say those who can't teach, Well, it's those who can't announce in that seat, in this. Thing you you ended up where you were supposed to be eating exactly. I'll tell you the real reason that, Like, I was delayed getting on the show because I had one of my props. Have this prop we started last week. It's a book that somebody got me years ago. I don't even remember who got it for me. It says how to have sex on your birthday. I think it probably was Thing one, but I'm not sure. Uh, she gave you a book on how to have sex, but didn't give you any.

8:05 Wow, that's for sure, Yes, that's for sure. Specific Well, that's why last week we talked about masturbation, because that's that's what the book was good for at that point in my life. Okay, but today I just opened it up to a random page. I like to just open it to a random page, and I got and it caught my attention. So I was late, we don't need that many details on that. That's what happened. He was looking at the centerfold. It was so South Florida. Yeah, look, it's like a centerfold. Here it says having an orgy on your birthday, I.

8:50 Mean my birthday right now. Now, here's what's great about this book is the very next page. So I'm like, I see that. I'm like, well, let me see what's on the next page. The next page is safe save sex on your birthday. Dude, these are the important details. I know. Do you think they planned it that way? It's like, but shouldn't they have to save sex one the page before the orgy? I don't know. Probably. Okay, so there's ten great sex games for your birthday. Okay, every one of you name one for me. I'll tell you if it's on. The West Ring Toss.

9:34 Well, I think I know a little more about you one, and I really want to know. At this point, I. Was quick too. He was like this one, I know he's. The you know, he was surprising because he's the one that like he's to behind the scenes person. And then I don't know, he just came on here. I was like, who the hell is studio that? Okay? And there he is. Uh we got we gotta give you a nut al all right, like all the co hosts are are our pipe nuts. So you have to be a certain Now it's self explanatory. Why rebels swamp nut? Okay?

10:17 Because you know she she lives in race racist Louisiana in the Bayous? Okay, and she she's had some swamp ass with some KKK people. I think, I don't know what So swamp nut, Hey, are you like an alligator? Swamp nut? Like when it gets cold there, do you like get stick your nostrils out of the lake into the air to survive like the alligators? Do you gotta speaking to the mic? Like how many years have you been there? I said, surely do not.

10:58 Oh well, okay, so maybe you should try it. I don't know, okay, So what's your guess, rebel? No fish? You guys have stupid answers to be honest. Okay. We did talk about Gerbils places they don't belong, so go fish might be a thing. Well, that was a dedication. That was a dedication to Richard Gear. Okay, so what would your guess, Alex be? Honestly, I really want to know if Wan's answers on there. I don't know. I'm going to be super boring and like the dice game or something. You guys are all super boring, right, you want to hear what the top about?

11:41 Four? That might be a good one. Okay. Do you want to hear the top ten? Please? Okay, it's Gladiator and the slave Girl's number one. That's number one. I've never played that game. Oh I. Number two is mister ice Man. I don't know if that has anything to do with you know, top Gun. But maybe three. I think this one might be your speed rebel rubber band bondage? Would you do that? Rebel? That's a hard note.

12:22 Okay, so you'll have sex with the KKK, but it's a hard note to have. It was not sex. Okay, so we're gonna get into that subject. Okay, let's take a let's take a poll. Okay, one is oral sex? Sex? I mean it's in the title, right, it's a title. There you go. Okay, so you know I have to say the rebel. Hold on, Let's let's get Alex's side. Okay, I mean honestly, it counts. Sorry, rebel, all right, rebel, So you get the I. Didn't get nothing out of it, So I don't feel counts. You know a lot of couples will disagree with you on that one.

13:07 Well, yeah, but that's usually the cheating couples doesn't count if it's just oral, you know. Well, I'm so sorry to bring it to you, but a lot of times there are lies involved. So a lot of times the woman doesn't get anything out of it. I mean, there's just the it's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes then, so. It has to be a two way straightfor its account. I mean, no, but definitely different. I mean, penetration is definitely a uh a more viable sects. Yeah, counter than just oral because. On there I'm guessing. So, since your name is Alex Gray, does that mean you like the rubber band bondage thing?

13:52 You know, rubber bands? I'm not a fan of. Oh that sounds like I want to hear that story. I'll tell you off camera one of these days. We just met, so we got to keep it a little bit, a little bit guessing, you know. That's why we need to just tell the whole world it's just a microphone just for. The next year. Well, we'll do it like a segment of like the next shade of Gray. I like that, Okay that how about rebels segment the backside of gray because Rebel likes the backside stuff? No, and don't that comes to okay, but hard No, that has never happened.

14:37 And exit only people. So that's what they do over there at the swamp. They do a lot more than that. But what's it like living in Louisiana? I want to know anyway, tell me what it's like, first of all, before living in Florida. Come on, now, it can't be boring, Okay, Alex, I have to fill you in a little bit on Rebel. Okay. So the first time she came here to Florida too, and came in person in the studios, you know, you get out at Fort Lauradelle Airport, which is the smart capital of the world, let's face it, and there's a big billboard that says free HIV testing. Not one billboard. It was plastered everywhere.

15:20 She never saw this before, she never and no wonder so many people in Louisiana have chlamydia I mean, come. On, no, no wonder I felt when I saw when I saw out there and I seen billboard, billboard, billboard, billboard had billboard. But I was like, I feel dirty, I feel I feel like I need a past. Still didn't get tested. I just stepped off a plane. There's no reason just because I stepped off a plane. I mean, you have five boyfriends and you believe oral sex is not sex, but you don't believe in free testing. I didn't say that. I said I was scared. When I've seen all these things bombarding me. It's like, oh, like he don't touch me, don't breathe on me, nothing.

16:11 See I can see it catching you off guard. But at least you know it's safe and it's clean. He is it looking at Alex you got you got a comment there? Oh I thank you so much, Chase. I think it's your stalker. Personally, it's actually Rebel stalker. He's cheating on Rebel. It's okay, it just my eyes Rebel. But he but that's so involved in this, because that's okay. Rebel has four other boyfriends. Good on you, girl. I am impressed with your stamina. So one, how about you? Do you have four boyfriends.

16:53 No I did not, unfortunately have no I heard not. Alex. Why are you here to enjoy this crazy chaos? Because man, I thought we were going to give you a Grammy award. Actually, I want to give you a Grammy award. If I were to give you a Grammy, what would it be for? It would be for best dad jokes? Thank you, thank you. I'd like to think everyone I had to step on to get here, Oh that you know? That's cool? Because we used to have somebody on the show. We called them the Mayor of Pipeland, and Rebel will tell you why, because like he was a first of all, he was a big theater fan and he was the size of one of Munchkins in one of his favorite ways, Wizard of Oz. So he was the mayor of Pipeland and the mayor of munchkin Land too, And we used to have him do proclamations on the show, like one of the little People? Is it do you have to say little people for the Wizard of Oz in twenty twenty six because they weren't called that in the movie, So do you have to now call them that instead of munchkins? Called the Munchkins of Munchkin Land Munchkins, Is that being offensive?

18:15 No, definitely not. That is the official title of their location. So I bet you, I bet you they don't like ice. I bet you the Munchkins don't like ice, dude, Yeah, exactly. They'd rather have some you know, looke, some bayou water. They belong and that's where you can hide people. That is the perfect place. Talk about hiding people this way a minute. I'm gonna give my message out to the world. Like everybody gave messages on the Grammys. I'm gonna give my message any of you out there that are worried about ice in your drinks. Okay, go to Rebels House. She'll hide you in the bayo. That's your safety side.

19:05 Yeah, that's a word for it, never to be found. So so yeah, the Grammys. What'd you think of a Grammys, Alex. I thought it was really cool. I mean there were obviously some standout highlights. Ozzie that tribute being my number one standout highlight. That was fantastic. Well, I'll tell you a funny story. I was talking to my brother yesterday and he does not like metal. It's not his thing. He does like like nineties alternative and stuff like that. But you know, we're not talking about nineties alternative, like good nineties alternative. We're talking about old people nineties alternative, because he is he is a senior citizen. I remember way back when one time he said to me, he was like, no matter what, I'll always be six years older than you. And now in twenty twenty six, I'm gonna say this live publicly to the world. You're right, you can have that six years.

20:13 You are officially older and old. He's a boomer. I'm a gen xer, and I make sure he knows that, okay, But he did say he was like, I have to say, not my genre, not my music. But he was very impressed with the Ozzie tribute. So that says a lot. You know. It's easy for us metal fans to, you know, think it's great and they did a great job. But somebody that's not even into it to say that, that says a lot. Now. I did forward him a link to Spiritbox's performance that one. I think he went to the emergency room for his ears, all right, pe but oh my god, they were so bad as Spiritual.

21:01 So good, it was so good. Did you did you guys? Did you swamp on steel or not. Did you watch the Grammys. Let's let's see if they're allowed to be on my show. That's wait, everybody here is way too dressed for that. So we could do it, you know, the New World way where we just loaded into the thing. But that's more fun. It's more fun to have a prop, especially if I get mad at my listeners, I can throw it at my computer. No, that might not be a good idea. Wait, that boy should not have come out of my head. That's the problem. And I you know, like sometimes I'll sit there on the beach and I'll see like this, uh drone flying over, and I sit there and I think to myself, boy, you know, I really do wish I had owned a gun. I would shoot that shit down.

22:07 It's illegal, this charge of a firearm. I would not do that. Well, it would be pretty hard. I don't have a gun, rebel, I don't like guns. But if I had one, but I do have a crossbow, would that would be a problem if I used the crossbow to take out the drone. I don't know the logalities on that one. It's not a firearm. It's not a firearm, but it is dangerous if you hit the drone, and the drone and the arrow go down and nail somebody in the head like those iguanas. All right, one, since you're somebody that's familiar with being worried about drones.

22:50 Alright, I have a drawn. Oh you're the one. Oh my god, I'm gonna shoot your drone down. I'm not the one, buddy, it's about to be. Okay, we have a listener that has some info about the Grammys that. Okay, let's get everybody's viewpoint on this. Who wants to start money talks? I mean it's a very large public stage. Of course, political views are going to play in that, because political powers are paying to be at the forefront of.

23:31 You know, that kind of audience. Right. But I say the same thing about when everybody doing the taking ae crap. There's a time and a place for it. Just because you're there doesn't mean that you should use that platform for that. That's not what the platform is there for. I do, however, say people probably should have put a little bit more money to their wardrobes because it was a lack of them who I thought it was fun? Oh okay, So I want to hear what Alex has to say. But first I want to say, like, I've never heard you say, rebel that you don't like gain on your knees. That was the first time. That's all I got out of what you said. That's how you know she's getting old.

24:12 Everything you said, I don't even know what else you said. That's all I got out of it. But go ahead on the knees. I'm getting on the knees. Gee, all right, all right, Alex, let's hear your viewpoint on this. All right, So, as far as you know, having political views on the Grammys, I personally think if you are a celebrity or a figurehead or a musician and you have a platform, I think if you're passionate about something, I think you should use that platform to speak out to whatever you're passionate about. And so I really think it's great that these people who do have really strong voices are using them the way they feel appropriate. I like to see that.

24:53 You know, I do have to agree with that, and I'll tell you why too. Okay, It's always been music, Like, why do people nowadays think musicians and artists and entertainers shouldn't have a voice. They've always had a voice. And yes, if you have a platform, whatever your beliefs are, if they're not harmful to other people, you should be a you should express it to them. I may not agree with what you're expressing, but I think it's your right to do it. And since you do have that microphone, why not. And again, as long as you're not doing a harm, you know, like if you're not Charles Manson up there telling people, you know, because that happened in the entertainment industry too. I was just watching, like before, the show The Manson Chaos. It's called Chaos. It just came out in twenty twenty five. Another Manson thing. I love watching the Manson things because man, think about think about the similarities between Manson and any politician today. Yeah, Like I always say that Manson probably would be able to get elected president today. Just say it. And it doesn't matter what party he would be in, Okay, you know, for him to do what he did, Like, it's kind of impressive to get people to blindly just say and do stupid shit. Oh wait a minute, that's what's happening to Okay, So but seriously, think about it. Okay. In

26:24 the fifties there were the rebels in music, the rock and roll rebels, and they had a voice, you know. And then in the sixties you had the hippies and that they had a very political voice. They both had political voices. Every generation, every decade, musicians and artists and entertainers have had a voice, and musicians specifically put it in their music, like most music is based on political views. And what I love is when people I've ran into people that listen to music that in the song it has political views that differ their own beliefs that they're vehemently against, but they'll still listen to the song, you know.

27:15 And so the fact is, why should they have any less of a voice than anybody else. I think everybody should have a voice. You do not saying they I'm not saying don't have a voice, But I'm saying is do they do it in a live concert? Do they take their time, their time because it's their concert that people paid to go see. They absolutely do it. Then do they just use it in a public form that this is not what I expected to see. When a family member of mine, it didn't bother me, okay, but a family member of mine was bothered by and Jelly Roll and I love Jelly Roll and he is cool shit, okay. And he was just spread in love. Man, even if you're you don't believe the same religion or whatever, as long as you're spread in love, that's all that matters, okay.

28:13 And so he was offended because he was like, oh yeah, no, uh. All he kept talking about is Jesus and everybody should have Jesus. And he's like, well, hello, I'm Jewish here, Like who cares? And Jesus was a Jew too, I'm a Jew. I wasn't offended by that. Like, if that's his belief and that makes him a good person, that's all I care. If your beliefs make you a good person and somebody that does good for others and does not intentionally try to harm others. Man, you could be you rebel and believe in you know, sex and the Bayou with whoever. Absolutely, you know. But I mean, like we need to we need to go back to a time where I was just watching on Netflix. They had when the USA won the against the Russians during the Cold War, when things were really bad in this country. Okay, we had in prime rates at twenty percent and higher.

29:20 We had gas shortages, lines for gas inflation through the roof. Everybody talks about costs today. Well that same thing history always repeats itself, by the way, you know. But musicians were political about that then too, you know. And not only that, but I mean, listen, one thing that happened this Netflix thing is the whole country got united for a hockey team to win the gold in the Olympics. Maam, we need that. That's where I want to live again. You know. I don't want to live in whoever wins their election. I don't want to live in uh, you know colors.

30:03 I want to you know what, just make it all a bunch of gray, Alex Gray. I just I just did your. Year by vice presidential candidate. Maybe in fact, it's too early, though, but we would normally run the pipemin for president. It's too early to put my hat in. I gotta wait and see what happens. You know. Is it really ever too early? I don't know, but I'll leave it up to one if we want to do that. But okay, so let's talk more. Grammy's okay. So Joey Roll I think he's just become an amazing human being. I'man all of them when he sat in front of Congress and told them, you know, to stop the bullshit with the fentanyl, you know.

30:50 And now let's switch gears to the super Bowl for a second. I want to know everybody's opinion about this. Okay, they are now coming up with alternative versions of the halftime show because of what Bad Bunny said in the Grammys. Like, I'm just gonna say it first, What the fuck the dude gives a loving message and let's have alternative versions that are all American. I hate the clue you people in nothing to do with politics. Puerto Rico is the United States thing. That's like, what the fuck? That's what I'm want the fucking about, Like it's our own country.

31:41 You know, you're so blinded by the whatever, it's your own country. But anyway, why do we have multiple versions? There should just be one version, have a different version next year. What's your opinion on. I mean, I don't know why the controversy, you know, like they've had so many people from outside the country, you know, perform the super Bowl and that's never been an issue before. Right, so Shakira is from Colombia. I don't want to I don't want to sound like, you know, like some certain types of people. But it only happened during this administration.

32:23 You mean the administration of Resident Rump. That's correct, and I have nothing I have nothing against him. But you know, like these people are, they're starting like just way out of pocket controversies. You know, like there shouldn't be that much of a controversy. It's just stupid. It's a halftime show. People, get over yourselves. Okay, what's your opinion, rebel, because rebels from that part of the country that probably is like, oh no, man, we need ourselves some American entertainment. We don't need that honky tonksle shit.

33:04 For future reference. Anybody who watches football knows that they're trying to expand the American Football League to other countries. Hence the fact our teams are playing multiple countries this year coming this is the end of this year, when football season starts, they're branching NFL out to other countries. So you're going to expect to see multiple countries involved in multiple things. But he's from Pero, Rico. Per Rico is part of the US. That's literally one of the states. I understand, and there have been a lot of performers in the past from the UK. I understand whover doesn't like the halftime shoke and throw paper towels. That bad bunny, Okay, just.

33:49 Go make us don't want How many halftime shows have we hated? Like, let's be honest, A lot of the luck, Like why are people picking on this one so hard specifically and putting an alternate one together? There have been way worse performers that I would have been like, Okay, I see why based on the music. Let's keep politics out of it. Based on the music. I could see trying to do an alternate halftime show, But this one it's different, Like Dean was saying. It's exactly weird, and so what you have to like switch stations and what like. Again, in the most commercials, it's more division. If you ask me, let the whole world watch the same super Bowl. We don't need to.

34:36 That's why I have to you know what, I believe this. I have to do this in the twenty twenty eight election for my platform. But I say, if we want to solve the world's problems, we have to have one big music festival. It would have to be metal because some of the other ones they wouldn't It wouldn't work, okay, would have to be metal, hard rock, punk okay, and where everybody in the world is required required to attend. And I'll tell you why it has to be metal or punkin or hard rock in a second. But and then we would all be united as one person and get the best therapy ever and work everything out in the pit like the mosh pit would solve everything, one national amash pit for everybody. You could be red, green, blue, yellow, it doesn't matter. You get in that mash bit and we're all friends and we're all family. That's why it has to be metal, punk or hard rock, because that's usually what happens. Like you know, hate to say country shows, it's a bunch of rednecks getting drunk and getting into fist fights to show how mucho they are.

35:59 That is not the only thing country has to offer. Oh my goodness. Well, if that wasn't true, Carrie Underwood wouldn't be a metal head. She's a metal head that does country because she's damn good at it, makes a lot of money doing it. But she is a metal head. Christina aguilera metal head. They just choose to perform in a in a genre where you can actually make money. Where Lady Gaga come on, yeah, there you got. She was bad ass in the Grand Hell yeah, Grammys. Yeah, she's a bad ass in the Grammys. When she did that thing with Metallica, Oh my god, I was like, I was so impressed. And she had just done a gig with Tony Bennett the week before, Like, I am so impressed. Where speaking of dress, you were talking about how people looked Rebel, I'm going to switch to Alex because, uh, you know, she mentioned Lady Gaga, and again somebody was making a comment to me about how people were dressed, kind of like your kind of comment that you know, the derogatory comment that you made.

37:05 It wasn't I said that was less clothing on people. Well, Janet Jackson, Uh you know what. Ever, No, that's the super Bowl. Okay, we'll see it just coexists with each other. But here's the thing. Okay, Lady Gaga wore a meat suit. Okay, this is something yeah, but something that's been going on, like like somebody was saying, oh, they should dress a certain way for the didn't somebody else said it. Okay, that's true for the Oscars, But the Grammys is a bunch of musicians. When did they not dress weird or do different things, or, like you said, rebel wear nothing? There was somebody had a dress. I saw it. In fact, I think she's going to get arrested or some shit like that. I can't I can't remember, but like, basically she was wearing nothing. There was like something, some something tying her dress to her nipple.

38:12 Dude, Chapel roone, I love So that was the first thing my brain went to when you brought it up. Rebel. I freaking loved Chapel's dress. I was like, yes, queen, you go girl. I liked it. So, I mean, come on, what's wrong with that? Rebel? I'd nelmost said anything was wrong with it? I said there was less of it? Okay, well, what did you like that there was less of it? Or do you not like that there was less of it? I give two shits less. I don't care how people dress. I'm not their parents. I mean, if that's how you want to express yourself, then all for it.

38:53 Go for it. You know what. The I think she was I felt like she was a barbie pressed into a uh not not that person, Heidi. I think it's Heidi Kloon. He was wearing this look like a plastic I don't know what the heck to call it. I mean it had she was dipped in wax kind of right right, like. A Barbie thing, like they were molding Barbie. It's like that is not that I had to wonder did she have a back surgery or something and was in a in a contraption and you know, it's like they had things on the side. This is not a straight jacket type of thing. It's I don't know what that was called. And she can hardly walk.

39:38 It's like, huh, so I just found out I'm an idiot? Why why this time? Just kidding? Well, because when I logged in, you know, I put on the right mic, but I think wand messed with me. No, I'm just kidding. He sent the chat in there check your mic saying I just saw it right now and apparently I was using the wrong mic. Huh said anything out loud? You just let me sound like an asshole. This is my first time. I didn't have anything to reference. Jesus. Now you do you hear what I sound like? Now? Okay? Does this sound different than before?

40:20 Way different? Okay, just in time for the end of the show. Great, good, next time that happened, and I'm not paying attention to this stupid chat thing. Okay, just say, hey, dumb fuck, use the right mic. Hold on, let me write this down. Wait, isn't that rebel? Rebel? Isn't that true? That? That's what? That is? What? That's what Chad probably would have done, right, Chad, Chad say any dumb fuck? Okay, but anyway, you know, oh my god, what day is it? Rebel? What the fuck? Wednesday?

41:02 No? But seriously, there's it is my granddaughter's birthday, by way, so happy birthday to Sydney. Okay. It was my grandson, the one that passed his birthday yesterday, so that was a bummer. And then the day before that was my other granddaughter's birthday. Just al So imagine that three grandkids in a row with birthdays right after each other at the beginning of the month, like when you have to pay rent and mortgage. Ship, it is pretty awesome to have everybody like right there, okay, hopefully separately. What else is the days? Oh yeah, we need that here in Florida, Like, what the fuck? So you weren't here the other day, but we had to do a show Rebel, and both Juan and I were bundled up like we were in the tundra. So on Monday, okay, because we found out okay, so we moved to new studios.

42:08 After eighteen years, we moved to new studios, found out no heat in the studios. And it was at the time I was doing the show. It was like feels like thirty four, I think or something like that. So it was funny because I did an interview that's good. Okay, So everybody, you have to pay attention tomorrow at one pm. We're going to do one of my interviews from John Carabbi this week. Great interview, great dude, great musician, has new solo music. And I have to ask Rebel question in a second because she's gonna get it wrong. But stuff, okay.

42:52 So basically we were both like bundled up in this interview. We made jokes about it, and you know, they're talking to iguanas and all that stuff. But seriously, it was like doing my show from an igloo? Am I wrong one? Because he was here too. I was inside the same igloo. Oh my. We were at fifty degrees all day inside. Yeah, and he sent me a text I was already on my way here to bring up Parka like thanks, I'm already on my way. Great. You know, so the things you learn when you know it's the coldest it's ever been in South Florida, Like who knew you'd need heat?

43:38 Who knew we weren't ready? Okay? But anyway, so we have some festivals coming up too. We have to talk about festivals. But anyway, back, what else, rebel? What what else we got going on with the day today? What national days? Is it? National temp Date? National Homemade Soup Day? We need that too. We need the homemade soup. It's perfect for Florida. Go ahead, What was the last one? Backer? Say that again? Quack quacker quick clacker packer day? Little rubber duckies. Oh like for my cheap Yes, oh I should have brought them in. I could like thrown them at the camera would be that would be a cool sound effect.

44:23 So anyway, uh, what else? That's it? That's all you got? Oh my National Hemp Day and whullship? It should just be National pot Day? Like why you gouya go half ass and just have National Hemp Day. Multile multi purpose other uses. Is illegal and hemp may not be. Well, it depends on where you're at. I mean, come on, so, like if. Federally illegal in the United States, so no matter what you. Do, Resident Rump is trying to change that. So and that might be the thing that brings the world together. When it becomes legal and more people do it, then maybe everybody will.

45:07 Just be they the Indians, did they smoke them peacepipe? Okay, smoke them peacepipe? Okay. But back to festivals. Okay, So we need to have this one major festival, Alex, I'm putting you in charge. You make that happen. Every band there is plays at the festival, and everybody in the world is required to show up. And how long is this festival? As long as it takes to work out our problems and just all love each other and just all love each other for who we are, what we are, doesn't matter, who gives a fuck, Just everybody just be what makes you happy and shut the hell up.

45:50 Dude. If I'm in charge of this festival, it's going to be a fantastic be There will be a few artists who are unavailable. I'm so sorry. Oh yeah, I know a few of them, so I have to give you a rule. Then no anti Jew bands. Well yeah, so Disturb makes the list. He is a champion for the Jews, David Draymond, Like if you go to his Instagram, he's always putting out like great stuff for the Jews because he's from Israel, like Gene Simmons. Okay, but okay, one, what we need to do right now, right this second, is we're going to be giving away tickets to a fessal just happened yesterday that we negotiated this. Okay, so you want to hurry up and go see pipe Man Radio on any socials. DM me and tell me what the stupidest thing in this show was today and you will be entered to win tickets. Two.

46:58 America's Rock Metal in Tattoo Festival returns this summer with live Biscuits. Disturb that Omens. Roads, most listen stills, super Hill. The US has so many incarceration at the Ohios date Reformence or e July seventeens and ninety passes on Seale. Now at Incarceration com. I freaking love going to prison. It is so much fun. You could go to prison. You could get tattoos. You could go to festivals, you can see stuff. You could see ghosts. There's Blood Prison where there's a haunted house, or you could see the pipe Man hiding out in the prison scaring people that are on the prison tour.

47:46 That's always that was me. And I'm gonna be selling my friend, uh friend, and he happens to be a jew. Andy Borwitz has this book. He's not really my friend. I never met him, but it's Who Moved My soap? Instead of Who? Instead of Who Moved by Cheese, the great moovacial book of all time, It's Who Moved by Soap? It's perfect for Shawshank Prison and for incarceration. So go get your soap now. And by the way, new festival I've never done added to Pipe Man radio tour for twenty twenty six in Houston, Texas in Hueston and it's called Hell's Heroes. Oh my god, you guys see the lineup.

48:35 There's bands in there that I've been seen since like the eighties, Like, oh my god, they're having a pre party that sirith Ungle is playing at. Do you okay you know that? Alex Yeah? Nice? Okay. See that's what's great about metal is that it doesn't matter where you are in the world, who you are, what stay are in life. We know these great bands. I gotta pull the lineup up. Yeah, why don't you pull the lineup up? And you can read the lineup to us if you want, because I usually have Rebel do it, and it's not really fun when she does it, okay, because it's really bad for me.

49:19 When he tells me to do it. So therefore I do at. You, girl, don't worry, all right, So while she pulls that up, I want to talk real quick about I have been playing Madden Football twenty twenty six every day since the championship game to see who's going to win the Super Bowl. Okay, because when you when you turn it on now, it's so intuitive my Xbox. You turn it on and it has the Super Bowl right there, and I have to do is hit play. And I gotta tell you, I am one million percent convinced that against what I would want. By the way, because I'm not a fan of the team. The New England Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl again again.

50:07 Well this time this time the Patriots will be the ones winning the Super Bowl, right exactly because all the other times it was some Brady. Exactly, and it was and it was the delate deflated football that did it. So but seriously, though, uh, you know, they will set a record of the most Super Bowl wins of any football team ever in history, and Rebel, we need you there at the Super Bowl on site to make sure they lose. Do whatever you have to make sure New England loses. But yes, I've been playing Madden Football and every day I've played once and every day I place, I play Seattle against the computer, and I normally kick the computer's ass and I'm getting beat every single time. So I'm telling you right now New England's winning the Super Bowl. If I'm wrong, then I'll have to end this show soon. Okay, all right, go all right.

51:19 So we've got Hell's Heroes in Houston, Texas. We've got Dirk Schneider Balls to the Wall forty year anniversary. We've got Sanctuary doing refuge denied sets. Who else do we have here? I couldn't find like a nice typed out list. So no, it's like that in the flyer. Oh yeah, that's all I found. But we've also got virgin steel, three inches of blood Bulldozer, Butcher, White Wizard, Power Hell Interceptor, Phantom helpingter. We think, Rebel, is she doing better than you? Or are you doing better than her? I know she's absolutely better than me. Keep going, No, you can take over from here. No no, no, no no no.

52:03 I think she should take over with her little girl voice to see the difference. How about we do this? Well, you just all get a tall glass or shut the up. You like how I censored myself. You've got the FCC rules just ingrained into your head. I'm the same way. I'm like, I cannot say us where because I don't want to deal with that. Fine, yeah, you know I do, but but sometimes I fucking say something I don't know it happens. I'm like, Okay, the MIC's on, I gotta I gotta keep it. PG thirteen Here today, here, never. That's my mindset.

52:44 So you know, all right, I need to go because I have to finish reading about Orgies and study up and I'll give it. I'll report to you guys next week about that. Meanwhile, tune in tomorrow one pm Eastern time, W four c Y Radio W four c Y Dot you will hear the adventures pipe Man but it will be my interview with John Carabbi and it's really good. You need to check it out. And then, of course we have more interviews that are gonna be coming. Tune in next Monday for the Positively Pipeman segment of the Adventures of pipe Man, where we will do some pet health and some business stuff on Monday, and do whatever you want next Wednesday, because it's just gonna be another shit show here on the Adventures of pipe Man on W FOURCY Radio, W fourcy dot com. And thank god for Rebel, or we'd have nobody here to make fun of.

53:39 And thank you one for being such a well, I can't think of anything right now, but maybe I'll tell you next week. And to who the hell is Alex Gray? Okay, so why did we come up with who the hell is Alex Gray? Do we know who she is? Now? She is? She? We have certainly seen the first shade of her today. I like the shade. I want to see if she be, if she's really a reptilian or not. So you tune in next week and we'll find out one pm Eastern Time on Wednesday to this version of the Adventures of Pipemin. Roll it one Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on w for c u I Radio.