Jan. 3, 2025

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This week on Season 19, Episode 1 of The Adventures of Pipeman is all about Motivation, Inspiration, and Positively Pipeman, updates to the show for 2025 and The 2025 Pipeman Radio Tour. Today we will even be announcing our Shiprocked Winner and you...

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Season 19

This week on Season 19, Episode 1 of The Adventures of Pipeman is all about Motivation, Inspiration, and Positively Pipeman, updates to the show for 2025 and The 2025 Pipeman Radio Tour. Today we will even be announcing our Shiprocked Winner and you won’t want to miss that Tune in at 1PM ET on New Year’s Day for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

2024 was a tough year for some, but now you can start fresh and have a great 2025. Make it your best year ever and let Pipeman show you how. We will talk about the difference between New Year’s Resolutions and Goals. Resolutions don’t work as you know. Goals definitely do especially when you do it right. Let’s discuss the reasons why and the proven techniques to get all you deserve in life in 2025 starting NOW! Pipeman will also teach you his simple, effective method for setting and achieving your goals called The Goal Getter. Tune in and find out more plus let’s start the year out right with Positively Pipeman.

Watch and listen for your chance to WIN tickets to Sonic Temple, Welcome To Rockville, Rock The Country, Rock The South, and FREE on board credits if you use code W4CY when booking your rock cruise at www.shiprocked.com all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. Comment & tell Us Your 2025 New Year’s Goals (Not Resolutions. What is the difference? Find out on today’s episode) during the show for your chance to WIN! Or just DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered. Plus wait to the end as we announce the WINNER of the FREE Cabin on Shiprocked!

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is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, fight

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man Yoh. Twenty twenty five. Finally, finally, finally, finally, because

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twenty twenty four, in my opinion, sucked the big one, okay,

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and not in a good way. And I just want

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to say that I want to find out what other

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people think. Was twenty twenty four good for you, bad

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for you? Indifferent? Doesn't matter because we all had different experiences.

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is real happy it's over, and I'm super excited for

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twenty twenty five because we can turn this thing around

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and make this year the year of our life. Now,

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before we do that, though, we have to bring the

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pipe nuts on here on the Adventures of pipe Man

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W four CY Radio W four cy dot com. Let's

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see swamp Nut and Studio Nut. They're the only two

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pipe nuts that have survived the New Year's Eve partying. Yes,

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so we we know who the hardcore people are. We're here,

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look at look at rebel rebels are hurting pup okay,

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and I'm gonna speak louder because of it. So I

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have to tell you a story about that. As somebody

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that rarely ever drinks, I love when people have a

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hangover because you know it's your fault, so I'm gonna

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bust you for it. So like when I when I

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was married to Thing one, anytime she had a hangover,

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I took full advantage of it. Like one time there

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we were at like this restaurant and the eggs were

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real running. I'm like, hey, Thing One, look at these

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runny eggs over here. Oh, oh my god, you have

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to see and they're so gross. They're like, oh, that

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one even has like a it looks like a pulse

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and it's got bloodlines through it and stuff. And see

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that's exactly how she reacted, just like swampnut. Okay, and

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you know it is funny. I always wear the sunglasses,

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but I wonder if there's statistics of how many people

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on Earth wear sunglasses on New Year's Day, because.

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Probably a lot.

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Yes, my dad, who was an alcoholic, he used to

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my dad that was really cool. Most all of the year,

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we didn't do stuff except New Year's Eve and New

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Year's Eve he would hang out and we would watch

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a movie and it was our thing because he used

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to say, New Year's Eve is amateur night. So he

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would drink and drive every other day of the year,

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just not New Year's Eve.

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Don't do that, No he did.

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I'm not saying you should do it.

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is very dangerous.

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So that brings me to a Chad story. Okay, this

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is what New Year's Eve is about, talking about stories

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from the past, keeping them in the past, moving forward

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into future and in a positive mode, Like everything that

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happened to you in life that's behind you, good or bad,

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has a positive influence on your life. And everybody needs

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to see that. Now here's the thing. Okay, So one

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night we were out I think the gypsies horse. Oh

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that's a separate story, never mine. We'll have to tell

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that story too. Let's talk about that story. We're at

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the Gypsy's Horse, okay. And so Chad became Brad. He

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was so drunk. The Gypsy's Horse was right across the

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street from the studio Chad was playing. But when he

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not even outside the bar. He went literally with the

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cops watching. They were there hanging out, you know, small

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town thing. And so then he went and peede like

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right in the bushes inside the outdoor part of the bar,

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not like outside the bar. You know this to be true, rebel,

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He peede on your foot, didn't he?

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Okay, he used to pee on Rosie. We had this friend.

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Rosie used to pee on foot all the time. He

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used to pee on people's hubcap like a dog. Okay,

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remember that, Like, just walk up to somebody's wheel would

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just start peeing right on the wheel. Okay, but this

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and so the cops so made fun of him. But okay,

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like a caravan to don't tell his sister, but to

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Chad's sister's house because Chad's brother in law, famous polo player, which,

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polo series on Netflix. It's about Wellington. H It's it's

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so cool, so and it's about the most love. It's

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about the most famous player of all time, Cambiasso. Uh

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and now it's son's playing and then but uh yeah,

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Chad's brother in law, famous polo player. And so they

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go on the circuit, you know, and when season's over

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in Wellington, everybody goes up to Acing, South Carolina. During

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that time, chad dad would be in charge of watching

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his sister's house. Okay, because until Chad worked at the

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radio station, Chad basically was like a vagabond. Okay, he

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didn't really have a real job. He just basically, you know,

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floated around and was not responsible, you know, and then

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he met Heather Briquette, and then we started the station.

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was not the person I knew before before the station.

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Like his production quality and everything else and his musicianship, yes,

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but not. They took life seriously, Like I never saw

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him taking life seriously. He was like, you know how

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your friends were in high school, you know, that's where

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he was kind of at. So basically he would be

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watching his sister's house and we would all go over

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there and hang out. Okay, and so one night caravan

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over to the house and we get pulled over by

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the cops, like the whole caravan.

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You know, when you're following someone, you don't have to

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swerve with them, right.

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Well, you know what happened was is we turned into

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his neighborhood and at all three of us or three cars,

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we all did the California roll over to stop sign

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into the neighborhood. So they walk up the Chad. First

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thing they say is, sir, have you been drinking? And

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Chad goes, guests, sir, I have that was so chat.

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He was so brutally us. But like even that, they

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let us drive back to his house because it's only

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like two blocks away. So yeah, there there's a there's

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a New Year's story right there. Wait, we should share

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some New Year's stories today. We're gonna talk a little

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bit about ship Rock because at the we're gonna make

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an announcement about an announcement sometime during the show. An

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announcement about an announcement about ship Rock. It might or

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may or may not have to do with winners. In fact,

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what it means is, this is the absolute last show

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the deadline to enter to win the free cabin to Shiprock,

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because we're gonna announce it next week. Oh shit, I

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just announced it now. Never mind, I tell them, Okay,

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we're gonna talk about other things later that they have

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to weigh around about. But I do want to say

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that it was very interesting the other day. What was well,

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I was talking to somebody on the phone who was

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a potential client of the network, and he used a frae.

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Oh no, that wasn't it. He was I'm looking for

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a new surfboard, okay, And so I called this one

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surf shop up in Saint Augustine. Dude was totally cool,

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like mad. Props to that surf shop because the dude

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got on. Only Bean's talking to me, and he used

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a term that I use all the time, and it's

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a motivational term. So I want to know from Wan

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or studio nut or rebel or swamp nut if you

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have an opinion of what line that was.

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Let's see, you're looking for a new surfboard and he

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gives you a line, hang tight.

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Hang ten, nope, studio or not, and he guesses I'd

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say it was a motivational line. I guess that could

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be motivational hang ten, but only to surfers.

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Go with the flow.

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That's a pretty good line right there. But it's not it.

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But that is a great line, okay, and I do

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say it all the time. So that was a good guess,

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So much better guess than rebels twelve years and that's

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all she's got. Okay. So anyway, basically I was telling

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him what I was doing shopping for the board, and

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he says, sounds like you have the paralysis of analysis.

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And wow, this is so important because this is something

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to talk about for New Year's because I use that

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line all the time. Basically, what it means is if

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you just keep over analyzing everything, then all you're going

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to do is paralyze yourself and make no decision. And

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that's what happens to people, and sometimes sometimes I do that. Hey,

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do you guys, have you ever watched Big Bang Theory? Yes, rebel, rebel,

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wake up. People can't see you shaking your head if

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they're only listening, like if they're watching and can see that.

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But yeah, vocals kind of go along as the show,

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just saying what are you saying yes to?

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I said yes, what are you saying?

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Yes? I want I want to.

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Watch it a lot.

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She's still hung over.

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I want to know what if you're paying? Okay, I

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just want to make sure because I want to see

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whether you were yes yes to me? And that. Okay,

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so you know the episode about where he's deciding whether

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Xbox or PS five. Ye, I'm the type that I'll

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normally just buy both because I cannot make up my mind. Okay,

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Like I did the same thing as he did sitting

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in the store. Well, this one has this, but this

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one has the same thing. If any of you, I'll

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watch you and I've watched Big Bang Theory, check out

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this episode if you haven't seen. It is funny as shit,

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but it is so true to life, and I am

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like that, like even when I go on the Pipe

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Lant and Pipe Man Homeless Tour. Okay, I do that

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with airbnbs, Like I find like two hundred and fifty

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possible airbnbs and I have to narrow it down to one,

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you know, And what ends up happening is you just

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got Sometimes you're just like, oh my god, screw this crap,

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you know, or the everything starts looking the same, or

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you know, you're like, I don't even know what to do,

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so screw it. Rebel, have you had those experiences and

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well you're but I mean, what have your experience has

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been with paralysis of analysis? Give us an example where

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you've done that. Was it whether choosing whether to drink

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vodka or gin?

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Well? Actually, now did you mention it? I had choices?

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No, for her, that's a no brainer. She would just

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drink whatever is put in front of her choices.

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But choose I choose to stick with when I actually

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like to drink.

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And was that tell us what that is?

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It's Cayman Jack?

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What is Cayman Jack? Is that like Jack Daniels from

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the Cayman Islands or something from brand Margarita in a can.

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I so like, I'm so not surprised as so Louisiana

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to drink a margarita. Avacans really drink it out of

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a can.

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By the way, I never.

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Was probably shotgunning them too, but just to buy an advocate,

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It's like, I bet you buy boxed wine too, don't you, rebel?

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I don't drink wine, just like I don't drink and

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I don't drink, and it's the fact that's not even open.

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I don't drink hard selsa either, But.

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It's hard when you get drunk and get hit over

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the head with the selter. That's why it's called hard selter.

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You get drunk. Yeah, so you get drunk, you do

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stupid shit and somebody wax you over the head with

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the can.

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That's why you're not supposed to drink from a can.

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You're supposed to drink from a bag with a straw.

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That's right, a.

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Bag with a straw. Now, But there's drive through daggery shops.

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A straw, so okay, so what's you have drive? You

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have the audacity to make fun of Florida for having

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HIV AIDS testing signs, and you guys do like the

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exact opposite you have a sign for a margarita while

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you're driving. Okay, like, please, this is the motto of Louisiana.

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Please come to our say stay, do drink, drive, and

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do have sex that's unprotected.

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No, no, no, no, that's that's right there for Florida.

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But no, they do have driverters. The herpes on your

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lip right now, then there's nothing there. We see it

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before where we couldn't see, uh studio nut but he could.

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No, there's nothing.

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Okay, So tell us your paralysis of analysis story, swamp nut.

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Well, I overthink a lot of things. And God, speaking

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of an analyzing.

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You sit there and you analyze things to death. I

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tend to do that.

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When you catch yourself, you're just like it snap, okay,

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forget it, go with one of them.

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But sometimes you will.

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Sit there and overanalyze things, like I was turning to

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law school, but I overanalyzed everything and decided, you know,

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it balled down to a money issue.

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Hold on, let me stop you right there. That's when

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your life of crime started.

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No, it started that started way before, started way back.

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So you wanted to become a lawyer so you could

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get you didn't have any legal expenses.

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I mean, she's wearing a ski mask right right, it's

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a beanie now, but if you pull it down and

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it shows it's.

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How you look at it, it's still a beanie. But no,

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you know, when when I was younger and been in

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entertainment since it.

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Was five, so and wow, that explains a lot. I

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got it.

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So you're a dancer and then.

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Entertainment since I.

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Was five, And I obviously had to go through school

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and stuff like that. And when I got to college

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and I went into law, but entertainment grabbed me and

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pulled me back. And instead of analyzing that, I just

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made a snap decision, let's go with entertainment.

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Wait, when entertainment grabbed you? Was that when you started

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the me too movement?

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No? Oh no, no, indeed, but it was a nice

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cop and feel there.

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But anyway, so entertainment grabbed me, and I continued on

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with the entertainment opposed to finishing school. Now I do

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have a lot of degrees and certificates and all kinds

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of stuff, but I never got my law degree, and

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I thought about going back recently.

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She did have ever get her Plato degree. She had

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to go back in the archives and she found it.

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So lucky I don't have played over right here.

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I don't.

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See that would be fun. That's what we miss nowadays

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in the days of the digital world. You can't be

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in the studio and throw shit at each other like that.

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That's terrible. And see, because we're on video, we can't

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even fake it, like at least if we're audio only,

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we could be theater of the mine, which is what

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I always loved, as you know, rebel, and so I

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could really make it sound like I was at We

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could make it so believable that the cops would show

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up to his studio and arrest me for you know,

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violent I guess you'd call it domestic violence.

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You know, I think that would be a battery charge.

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Yeah, that would be cute if a battery charge.

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Your battery thing came up right there. Battery charge.

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Oh my god. So now we know what kind of

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degrees you have. Just my comment, like one of my things, listen,

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just because you're a grateful dead show tripping out on

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acid and your friend writes out on a napkin certificate

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of completion, that doesn't mean you have a degree. Okay, okay,

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So what studio nut do you have a paralysis of analysis.

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Story about yourself you want to share, I do.

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And this is probably not an interesting one, but it's

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the moment that I knew, or that I realized that

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I'm an overthinker. I once spent two months deciding on

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what the order in to buy. Wow, and I I

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visited about twenty different stores and spent two weeks online

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just researching ingredients you know, like colors, like you know,

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everything that's in it. And it was just like so

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frustrating because I couldn't find the perfect one. Yeah, in

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the meantime, or I kept yeah, yeah, I kept using

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the same one that I was using before, but I

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wanted to change.

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Well, you know, I'm under that same conundrum now because

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my deodorant is irritating me. So now it's an even

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more complicated decision because now I have to make sure

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it's one that won't still irritate me. And it's so hard.

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That's the problem that I was having. Aluminum free. That's

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what you need, aluminum free.

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I have a suggestion for you too.

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Tune in to the red Lasered Water guy and his

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company has All Natural a new deodorant. You can even

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eat it, you can put it everywhere on your body,

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not just under your arms.

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Is it chocolate flavored?

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Because I'm so I don't think it's chocolate flavored, but

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I will mention that to Joe to see if you

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know they can come up with a chocolate flavored.

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If it's honey flavored, can I put it in my tea?

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That's something you should really watch the Red Laser Water

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Guy on K four HD radio and.

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Find out what time, what day? How do we know

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when that tune in.

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Wednesdays Wednesdays at Oh, I should know this nine pm

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Easter time.

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Oh my god, I can't believe I know the answer

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quicker than even I knew that. Oh my god. Rebel,

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come on, man, you drank way too much last night.

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Sometimes I feel like I know more about Rebel shows

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than Frebel bus.

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I know, right, So yeah, I mean it is a

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difficult scenario. I thought you were gonna come in with

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another Chad thing, because towards the end, Chad was on

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this whole thing against theodorants. It's so funny. Chad must

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be channeling into a show that studio night. Nutt decides

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to do a deodorant thing because he doesn't even notice,

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but towards the end, Chad was doing all this research.

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It was just using lemon and I'm like, dude, that

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ain't working. Well.

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I've heard that if this is something like from like

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this is an old remedy that people say that if

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you have stinky feet, you can rub lemons on your

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feet and that'll get rid of the smell so that

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your feet doesn't smell anymore, Like it does something to

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like your swey glands or something like that. That's what

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they say.

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Yeah, I have a cure. Though, I have a cure

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for stinky feet. Cup them off, start wearing socks. Oh,

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those are all the people with stinky feet where no socks.

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My brain went straight to, can have stinky feet if

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you don't have feet?

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Well, that's true too. But see, the thing is is

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I'm somebody that before they had, you know, socks the

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way they do now, you had to suffer with wearing

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your slip on vans with no socks. Okay, but see

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the sock companies they got smart because now they make

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the no show socks. When I was younger, there were

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no no show socks. It was like you looked absolutely

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fricking stupid with your knee high uh, sweat socks and

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your your van's slip ons.

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For me that there were ankle high, so they were

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still showing a bit. It was only like a couple

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of inches above the shoe. So what you had to

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do was fold them back into your into your your foot.

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I used to do the same thing. I used to

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fold them down because even the ankle socks on a

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fan slip on is way too big. It like looks

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so stupid and and so that's what it is. The

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minute I started wearing socks, I got rid of stick Florida. Wow,

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that's amazing.

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Wearing socks can make that much of a difference.

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And you know what's funny though, Like I think the

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high top shoes came out before the no show socks,

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So the high top shoes took care of the ankle

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socks showing problem because they're higher than regular shoes. But

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then after that it was like no show socks came

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out and they were like, okay.

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Exactly, And what's up with people? I have? There's somebody

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that used to work at the station that qualifies for this, okay,

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And I'm gonna see if Rebel can guess who it is.

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What's up with people that were socks with sandals. Okay,

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like you were mentally deranged. I think you're possibly a

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serial killer when you do that.

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I do that sometimes.

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Oh my god, you're definitely a serial killer. Now there's

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two people, okay, swamp not do you know who the

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other person was?

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Did they work at the studio?

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Yes? Yes, not just a show host? No? How would

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I How would I know if a show we don't

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show defeat? Okay for all, I'm not even wearing pants

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right now. Okay, well, thanks for sharing. But anyway, it

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out there for the pipe bag group, Okay.

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I.

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I don't really know who would do that in the

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Florida Studio.

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Or the K Florida Chief Studio Florida.

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I'm gonna say Michael.

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But dude, dude, yep, bingo bingo, bingo, bingo bingo. Yeah,

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bingo bingo, bingo bengo. And she will proudly say it too.

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I feel like I was attacked yesterday.

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Why so?

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Well, because I was in one of the surf shops

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and they had like the surf skates. They're the new

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skateboards that so you can skate when you can't surf

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when you can't be in the water and it's like surfing,

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but on a skateboard. And I know it had to

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be specifically for me because it's something I do. There

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was a sign there that said, do not ride the skateboards.

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Oh my god, thing one you hate it. Like every

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time we took the kids to store Toys r Us

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or someplace like that, I'd find a skateboard and start

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skateboarding around store. And I still do it to this day.

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I'm also I am a shopping cart writing champion. I

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ride the shopping carts like their skateboards.

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Reminds me of you writing down the escalator to go

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into that store that day, and I freaked out because

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they were watching.

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You thought you were going to be in trouble.

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See, you only get in trouble if you're a little kid, right, Well.

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That's the point. Okay, listen, I thought about it recently. Okay,

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there are definitely I wish I knew I was younger.

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What perks there are to be in your fifties, like

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you could be in your fifties.

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Can't get there any sooner.

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And drinking a bottle of alcohol, smoking a joint, and

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probably you know, texting on your phone all at the

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same time while you're driving, and cops will be like, yeah,

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it's okay. If you're twenty one doing that, you're pulled

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over and you get fifteen tickets and probably go to jail.

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Not that I say that that.

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Wait, we're driving yesterday and not drinking and driving, but

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just driving to go drink.

454
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And well, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

455
00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:29.839
If you're driving to drink, that means at some point

456
00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.480
you're drinking and driving, no.

457
00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:35.160
And driving to a place where we were going to

458
00:29:35.240 --> 00:29:38.079
be drinking and staying, so we wouldn't be driving.

459
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:44.240
I mean, I have been driven to drink, but well,

460
00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:46.720
like people drive me to drink, but that's a whole

461
00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:47.480
different story.

462
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.599
I rarely drink now, but I never drank, and then

463
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:55.160
I was divorced twice, so now it's translated to rarely.

464
00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:57.559
We gave way anyway.

465
00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:02.799
Driving These these drivers are watching TV as they're driving.

466
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:06.039
I'm like, are you freaking kidding me? You're supposed to

467
00:30:06.119 --> 00:30:08.759
be driving watching TV in front?

468
00:30:09.319 --> 00:30:12.960
You know, it's funny. It's funny because like I see

469
00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:15.599
like police officers all the time, like at the stoplight,

470
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:18.759
they have their laptops open, YouTube open on the laptop

471
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.880
they're watching videos on it. But you know, I once

472
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:27.000
got stopped for looking lost. That's the reason the cop

473
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:29.759
gave me. He said, I stopped you because you look lost,

474
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:33.200
and then he proceeded to check my entire car to

475
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:34.880
see if he could find anything wrong and give me

476
00:30:34.920 --> 00:30:35.599
a ticket for it.

477
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:37.079
Uh.

478
00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:42.839
Yeah, well you were profiled. You were profiled. You're just

479
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:45.640
like the people in East LA on the street corners.

480
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:47.759
That's how they now mind you. I was going to

481
00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:50.440
the beach and I have passed the entrance to the

482
00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:53.079
parking lot, so I did a U turn. You were,

483
00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:55.920
and then I came back into the thing. But then

484
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:57.799
he stopped me because he said I look lost.

485
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:02.200
You should have just said, yes, sir, I am, it works.

486
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:03.000
I am.

487
00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:06.559
What I should have said was I'm lost in your eyes, sir,

488
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:07.799
Can I please have your number?

489
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.319
Oh my god, that's terrible.

490
00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:13.799
I know, Yes, I am. He should have punished me.

491
00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:20.720
Paralysis of analysis. I think that's what we need to

492
00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:24.039
get rid of from twenty twenty four into twenty twenty five,

493
00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:27.240
because it really doesn't get you anything positive. It puts

494
00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:31.240
you in a negative state of mind, and it really

495
00:31:31.279 --> 00:31:36.359
inhibits you from reaching all your goals. Speaking of which,

496
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:42.599
speaking of which, two things and one be very prepared

497
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right now, Okay, just saying speaking of which, when we

498
00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:52.680
come back, we're going to uh, we're going to talk

499
00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:58.039
about New Year's resolutions goals and what the difference is

500
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and maybe even New Year's resolutions suck and goals rule.

501
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:07.680
But in the scene in the same time, it's New

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511
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512
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resolutions and goals. Which two commercials, Oh my god, Jesus

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538
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righteous man righteous doc, mister Hand, It's gonna be righteous,

539
00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:59.119
mister Hand. Where does that come from? Let let's see

540
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:03.000
the generation. Wait, rebel Wait, rebel studio.

541
00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:03.360
Nut.

542
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:05.719
That sounds like it was way before my time.

543
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:09.880
Okay, swamp night, here's your chance to shine.

544
00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:17.800
It's for Fast Times at Richemont High Yes, mister Hann,

545
00:35:18.679 --> 00:35:19.400
mister Han.

546
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.280
Okay, so did you ever see Fast Times at Ridgemont

547
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:27.239
Highs Studio? Nut? No, you have to watch its, Okay.

548
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:30.360
I lived at California at the time. It's about the

549
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:32.920
Gallery of Mall in Sherman Oaks, which I used to

550
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:35.039
go to all the time and is so true to

551
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:39.280
life at that time. But there's that's where Sean Penn

552
00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:44.039
you know who that is, right, Okay, that's where he

553
00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:48.679
made his introduction into our world and that led to

554
00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:51.119
him get married to Madonna. Did you know that he

555
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:52.280
was married to Madonna?

556
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:53.599
I did not?

557
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:57.639
Oh see that that was a big thing. Okay, So

558
00:35:59.079 --> 00:35:59.800
Sean Penn.

559
00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:04.800
I think the only thing I remember about, like like

560
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:07.400
hearing about Madonna when I was growing up, is that

561
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.639
she went a little bit crazy and started running in

562
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:11.519
the street nude.

563
00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:16.159
Well, let me just say that there was a fashion

564
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:19.119
back then. All the high school girls used to love

565
00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:21.920
dressing like Madonna. In fact, there's this girl I was

566
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:25.639
really close with since high school that she hates when

567
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:27.800
I bust her chops now because she doesn't want anybody

568
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:30.159
to know. She used to dress just and looked just

569
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:35.320
like Madonna. The fashion trend man was wearing. If you

570
00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:38.880
were a female, you wore your underwear outside your clothes,

571
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:44.719
so like Superman something like that. No, she's shaking her head.

572
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.760
I lived it. It's true. Yeah, why are you shaking

573
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:50.079
your head?

574
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:50.400
True?

575
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:51.840
But I would never do it.

576
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:54.000
Yeah, I would never do that.

577
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:54.840
That is crazy.

578
00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:58.199
I have never And that was Madonna started that look.

579
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:02.880
Madonna was the Lady Gaga of then and now Lady

580
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:06.079
Gaga makes fun of Madonna because she's you know, old

581
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:10.360
and not relatively relevant anymore or some shit like that.

582
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:14.800
I don't know. They have a few, but uh, you

583
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:18.039
know the thing is it was Jeff Spaccoley and one

584
00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:19.960
of the best scenes in the movie. There's a lot

585
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:24.719
of them, but this was the stoner dude that I

586
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:27.000
had a friend just like this dude that spoke just

587
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:32.480
like him. So here's how Spaccoli we got.

588
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:41.519
Indeed, totally nearly, man, I just watched some cool waves

589
00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:46.800
and some tasty butd man, swamp not the fuck is

590
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:47.400
wrong with you?

591
00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:52.639
Glory knew because filled in. Shut your phone off.

592
00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:56.079
People checking in to make sure I'm still alive from

593
00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:58.800
last night? Man, What am I supposed to do?

594
00:37:59.119 --> 00:37:59.320
Man?

595
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.440
Well, I don't know if you are or not yet,

596
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:05.400
but the jury's still out on that. So anyway, what

597
00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:08.280
he does is in mister Hand's classroom, like he's a

598
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:12.559
high school student. He orders a pizza to be delivered

599
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:16.480
to the classroom. Classic classic, Like I wish I thought

600
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:17.360
of it myself.

601
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:20.199
That was doing it for everybody.

602
00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:25.320
Oh yeah, so you gotta watch the movie studio and

603
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:27.039
we'll have a homework next week's show.

604
00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:29.119
Where can I watch it?

605
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.920
Just search it? Like you. You live in a world

606
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:36.760
where you can press a button say hey, oh shit,

607
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:39.280
I just said hey Alexa, and now she's lighting up.

608
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:44.960
Hey watch this, Let's see if this happens live out there. Hey, Alexa,

609
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.159
can we listen to the Adventures of Pipe Man?

610
00:38:51.079 --> 00:39:01.159
Okay, can't you guys hear that?

611
00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:08.079
Oh my god? Hey hey Alexa, Hey Alexa, what do

612
00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:15.519
you think of this show we're doing today? Did he

613
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:19.159
hear her? She said, I'm not sure what what wrong?

614
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:22.800
Oh Man?

615
00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:25.199
So neither are we, Alexa?

616
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:25.840
Neither are we.

617
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:29.079
Alexa doesn't even respond to me a lot lately, because

618
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:32.320
if she doesn't like the question it's responding, she just

619
00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:35.480
does a sound and goes like if I ask her

620
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:38.800
if she had sex today? Watch, Hey, Alexa, did you

621
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:42.239
have sex today? Did you hear it?

622
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:43.079
Did you hear it?

623
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:49.280
I was waiting for a response. I'm currently in the moment,

624
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:50.480
so please shut up.

625
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:54.440
I just brought Alexa into the show. Oh no, she's

626
00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:59.000
listening to me again. You can't mention her name. You

627
00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:02.519
could change her I want to change it to something stupid,

628
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:04.960
like in the movie to Jerk. Okay, here we go,

629
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:09.280
generation gap again. Studio nut who was the famous actor

630
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:11.599
in the movie to Jerk and was the most famous

631
00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:12.599
line I had that movie?

632
00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:13.920
No idea?

633
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:19.079
Do you know rebel Steve Martin? Steve Martin, go ahead?

634
00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:21.639
Who is my dad's favorite comic?

635
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:22.320
I don't know.

636
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:25.239
I really don't know what. The famous line from.

637
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:34.039
The movie is, Well, he named his dog shithead. Another movie,

638
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:37.599
got what But the famous line was it starts in

639
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.280
the mcgame movie and you have to know the movie.

640
00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:44.639
And he's as white as they come. Okay, looks wise,

641
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:50.920
he goes, I was born a poor black child and

642
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:54.480
that was the beginning of the movie because basically he

643
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:57.639
was left on the step of these black family and

644
00:40:57.679 --> 00:41:01.280
they raised him. So he like thinks he's black and

645
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:05.440
like like like Buddy the Elf, you know who thinks

646
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.679
he's really an elf. It's the same concept. See, they

647
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:13.880
just regurgitate these ideas, okay, like elf is not anything new,

648
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:17.760
that's stolen from the Jerk and that that was that

649
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:23.199
was the name of the movie, The Jerk. Okay, So anyway,

650
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:29.800
I was. I was even reminded by a new show

651
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:34.239
that's coming on of a character in Saturday Night Live

652
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:38.840
that I forgot the name of Father Guido Sarducci. Do

653
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:49.760
you remember Father Guido Sarducci, swamp nut nosed to come on? Well, yeah,

654
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:52.639
I think you have to do this, and uh yeah,

655
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:55.440
I say, you have three Hail Mary's and yeah, you

656
00:41:55.559 --> 00:41:57.719
do that. I don't do a good impression.

657
00:41:57.840 --> 00:41:59.880
Oh you said it's Saturday Night Live. Know I have

658
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:00.480
watched that.

659
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:06.000
Oh well, you're a loser anyway. So let's go back

660
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:11.719
to what we're discussing, dreams and goals. Okay, well, I

661
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:14.440
say dreams and goals because to me that's what resolution

662
00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:19.079
is a dream? Do you know the difference either one

663
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:23.159
of you? First one to answer? Okay, that wants to answer,

664
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:26.239
you have to pound on your desk and make the

665
00:42:26.760 --> 00:42:31.400
buzzer sound okay to answer that. There that that might

666
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:36.519
work too, Okay, So here it is. What's the answer.

667
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:41.280
What's the answer to what? What's the difference between resolution

668
00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:41.880
and a goal?

669
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:46.440
Goalje? No? Okay, So what's the difference between dream and

670
00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:46.800
a goal?

671
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:52.599
Only sleepers get dreams? A goal can be set and

672
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:54.000
reached by anyone who tries.

673
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:59.559
Well, you're googling this shit. One, no difference. What's the

674
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.199
difference between dream and goal?

675
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:07.840
I have no idea.

676
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:11.360
Then you better go get who said life doesn't come

677
00:43:11.400 --> 00:43:14.800
with an owner's manual my book because they'll give you

678
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:20.159
the answer there. But basically, well I have a copy here. Yeah,

679
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:26.079
so exactly. So the thing is is the difference is

680
00:43:26.239 --> 00:43:29.960
a goal is a dream with a deadline, because without

681
00:43:29.960 --> 00:43:35.360
a deadline, you'll never achieve it. Dreams are something you want.

682
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:40.559
Goals are things you go after. So, okay, goals can

683
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:43.480
be dreams, but dreams can't necessarily be goals.

684
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:48.639
So to me, analysis paralysis, neither one's gonna happen because

685
00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:51.159
you're gonna sit there and overthink it and it'll still

686
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:53.119
be either a dream or goal.

687
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:57.000
No doubt. And if you date the pipemin and you overthink,

688
00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:01.880
you won't be dating the pipe man anymore either, Just saying.

689
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:03.519
Can I have two overthinkers? Right?

690
00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:09.119
Like? Proalysis of analysis is like one of my biggest things.

691
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:11.440
The other one that's one of my biggest things. You're

692
00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:14.199
gonna laugh at this is it? I used it so

693
00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:17.400
much that thing one thought I made up the term

694
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:20.719
and I didn't. A lot of my ovation is plagiarism,

695
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:24.239
like you don't have to reinvent the wheel, okay. And

696
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:27.159
so one of mine is the definition of in sandy.

697
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:31.000
One do you know the definition of in sandy.

698
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:34.599
Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results?

699
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.239
Okay? Now, rebel, who is the originator of that? And

700
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:46.159
it's not pintemnin? Wow, I'm impressed your Louisiana education. I

701
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:50.599
am so impressed. I am so impressed. I'm surprised I

702
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:55.679
even taught you that. Okay, I didn't learn it in school.

703
00:44:56.320 --> 00:45:00.239
I don't think you saw. Yeah. See, I'm I think

704
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:02.000
he was a Southerner and I don't think he owned

705
00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:05.239
a slave either, So you guys aren't taught that stuff.

706
00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:12.800
But anyway, okay, So that's what resolutions are, resolution New

707
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:16.760
York New Year's resolutions. Everybody says they make them, and

708
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:19.400
they say, but they won't. Well, you're already going into it.

709
00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:22.159
That's not going to happen. Okay. When you say that,

710
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:24.559
they're like, I'm just gonna say, but you know, we're

711
00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:27.239
so trained that they never go through. So stop using

712
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:31.199
that term. Okay, and all right. So you can read

713
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:34.320
books that give you these very complicated ways to set goals,

714
00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:36.559
which I've done. Think and Grow Rich one of the

715
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:40.000
greatest books ever written by Napoleon Hill, one of the

716
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:43.199
greatest teachings of goal setting. But most people don't follow

717
00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:45.519
what's in that book because it's it's a lot of work.

718
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:47.599
If you want to reach your goals in life, if

719
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:49.239
you want to be successful, you have to put in

720
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:51.599
the effort you have to put in the work. But

721
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:55.960
I came up with something way back when when I

722
00:45:56.039 --> 00:46:00.239
first entered the investment business that I called the goal Better,

723
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:04.639
which is also in who said life doesn't come without you?

724
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:06.519
What was it?

725
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:06.800
Now?

726
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:09.880
Doesn't come with an owner's manual?

727
00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:13.360
I know because my grandmother always used to say life

728
00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:15.559
doesn't come in an owner as an annual, and that

729
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:19.840
generation always said that. So I wrote the Owner's Manual,

730
00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:23.119
not pipe Man, though Dan K. Piper did. Pipe Man

731
00:46:24.199 --> 00:46:27.239
weren't having good words to say in that book. No,

732
00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:28.559
but seriously, kind.

733
00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:30.480
About rewriting it through pipe Man's eyes.

734
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:34.519
That would be cool, right, Oh my god, that's a

735
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:38.119
good idea. Revel shit twelve years he came up with

736
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:45.159
a good idea. Good job. So seriously, though, what we

737
00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:48.280
do We think it's the right thing to do. You know,

738
00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:52.480
we had twenty twenty four or whatever the year before was,

739
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:55.559
and we want changes in the next year. We always

740
00:46:55.599 --> 00:46:57.400
want changes in the next year, or else we don't

741
00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:00.599
do do your's resolutions? Think about it, be no need

742
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:03.599
for New Year's resolution if the year before was what

743
00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:06.719
you wanted it to be or who you want to be.

744
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:09.760
So we make up these things on New Year's Eve

745
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:13.599
when we're drunk and and we do have full intentions

746
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:17.000
of going back, Like, for instance, what is the number

747
00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:21.440
one New Year's resolution that's failed every single year? Swamp

748
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:27.840
not to make changes, but thank you for playing that.

749
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:31.199
Was too generic, studio not working out.

750
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:35.519
That's it, Jim. And everybody goes on the first week

751
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:39.320
of January buys their gym membership that they never used.

752
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:42.039
Waste that money. People waste that money.

753
00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:45.639
And you know like that that's how gyms make money

754
00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:50.639
from selling so many memberships that they have more memberships

755
00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:54.079
than capacity. Oh, because they know the most people are

756
00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:56.119
not going to go No, not at all.

757
00:47:56.840 --> 00:48:01.400
And you are locked into that one, two or more

758
00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:05.360
year contract for sure. But there's something to be said

759
00:48:05.400 --> 00:48:07.679
about being locked and being locked into that contract or

760
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:11.440
somebody like me, I have a different thing. Man, if

761
00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:14.039
I'm paying the money, I better get my money's worth.

762
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:19.639
Like I'm sorry, but I'm gonna do what Like, So

763
00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:23.239
there's a commitment, Like part of reaching goals is having

764
00:48:23.320 --> 00:48:26.480
a public commitment. It says, I'm thinking grow rich. That's

765
00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:30.159
the public commitment gained a gym membership. So gym's when

766
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:32.559
they sign people up They use stuff from thinking Grow

767
00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:37.599
rich because it appeals to people. But it's true, Like

768
00:48:38.639 --> 00:48:42.000
see to me, you're better off hiring a trainer at

769
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:45.000
the gym because the trainer is gonna make you accountable

770
00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:51.079
and you're basically gonna wanna make sure because you don't

771
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:54.280
want to get razzed at all by your trainer. Okay,

772
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:57.519
so throwing something there before.

773
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:01.920
Commit to a gym membership that's gonna cost you money.

774
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:06.039
Commit yourself to walking for fifteen minutes a day if.

775
00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:08.679
You can't do them twenty at least half an hour.

776
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:12.000
I say, I have little people start little.

777
00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:14.760
I owas half an hour, but you have to do

778
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:15.840
a minimum of twenty.

779
00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:20.400
It's it's a brisk walk for half an hour. That's

780
00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:22.119
that's where you want to be at that.

781
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:24.239
Don't waste your money on a damn gym.

782
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:28.719
Just say it and rebel when we say brisk walk.

783
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:31.039
You know I don't even have to try for that.

784
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:34.320
That's what I just do anyway. Okay, let me tell

785
00:49:34.360 --> 00:49:37.440
you something to though. I'm in the new pipe cave okay,

786
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:40.840
and there's three times the amount of floors to get

787
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:45.639
to the bottom. Okay, Well I used toe it never

788
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:47.599
take the elevator at the other one and this one,

789
00:49:47.639 --> 00:49:52.159
I'm like today maybe I will because it was it's

790
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:55.639
a long hike. It's a long hike to the bottom

791
00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:57.599
of this billy. Let me tell you something. I took

792
00:49:57.639 --> 00:50:01.159
pictures and videos the other day. Literally, I was sitting

793
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:05.480
on the balcony for sunrise and I was above the clouds,

794
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:13.679
like nice, it was so wild, and you know, my daughter,

795
00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:16.000
I'm looking out the window right now, somebody's about to

796
00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:21.519
go parasailing. But I told I was talking to my

797
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:27.559
daughter earlier before the show, and basically she said, oh, yeah,

798
00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:30.440
as high up as you are, probably with the birds.

799
00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:33.760
I'm like, actually, at the other pipe cave, they used

800
00:50:33.800 --> 00:50:37.559
to hang out with me on the balcony, Like, I

801
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:40.039
don't see birds up here because I'm higher. I don't

802
00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:48.599
know that, and higher than the birds. Like I was

803
00:50:48.679 --> 00:50:50.480
trying to think of a way to let people know

804
00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:55.960
it's not what you're thinking people, Okay, it's not that hot. Okay, yeah,

805
00:50:56.320 --> 00:51:03.039
literally literally literally, Okay. So I want to do some

806
00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.440
testing too, you know, because I am a science person.

807
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:09.440
I'm going to start dropping things off the balcony to see,

808
00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:12.800
you know, the whole theory of you know, weight and

809
00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:17.119
gravity and all that stuff. I want to see it. Well,

810
00:51:17.159 --> 00:51:20.480
there's a jacuzzi down below. I want to see how

811
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:23.960
many things I can make into the jacuzzi from up here.

812
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:28.079
Just watch what you drop.

813
00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:31.639
You know that bag of the goop you're supposed to

814
00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:34.199
set on fire and leave it.

815
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:37.760
I set on fire and I throw it down towards

816
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.519
the jacuzzi and hope that the lands in there and

817
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:41.360
it puts it out.

818
00:51:41.880 --> 00:51:44.199
Do you ever plan on using the jacuzzi?

819
00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:47.519
I never in a million years. I was in that

820
00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:51.239
business for ten years till I was like twenty one

821
00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:54.280
years old, and then I was in it later. No,

822
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:56.920
never in a million years. I hate spas.

823
00:51:57.119 --> 00:52:00.280
Okay, here's here's a question that you can end here

824
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:05.280
with your testing of things. If it's set on fire

825
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:09.519
and it hits waters with temperatures over one hundred degrees,

826
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:18.199
does he put the fire out because the water is hot?

827
00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:28.800
It's still water the top depending the flame with is

828
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:29.639
it gonna difference?

829
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:36.079
If that were true, rebel, why would we have fires

830
00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:37.320
out in the middle of the ocean.

831
00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:39.599
Gulf of Mexico is warm.

832
00:52:40.599 --> 00:52:44.360
Just it's not what is on fire.

833
00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:46.920
I mean, it's it's what is on fire, if you

834
00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:50.280
put gasoline which doesn't mix with water, okay.

835
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:55.639
Or other I have a class for you swamp not yes, okay.

836
00:52:56.519 --> 00:52:58.880
If you burn the bush on fire, is that the

837
00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:03.320
twenty twenty well, is that the two thousand version of scaping?

838
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.199
No, don't burn that bush, by the way, people that

839
00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:11.639
can hurt. Okay, just say it.

840
00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:14.840
Hey one, did you ever hear the song from the

841
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:17.880
seventies from the disco scenario and bring it up because

842
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:20.840
it came up big conversation with my brother just the

843
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:25.239
other day. Push push in the bush. No, this is

844
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:29.559
what they sang about in the seventies. In fact, maybe

845
00:53:29.719 --> 00:53:32.360
while we're talking here. No, don't do it because we

846
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:35.519
don't want to play it on here. But no, there's

847
00:53:35.519 --> 00:53:38.400
no time push push in the bush. You know you'd

848
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:39.599
Oh shit, you're right.

849
00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:40.480
Um.

850
00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:45.559
So anyway, here's what I want to do. Okay, seriously, No,

851
00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:50.199
the goal getter ten things on a list. Okay, so

852
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:52.199
you do think and go rich. You gotta come up

853
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:56.559
with long term, short term goals, medium term girl goals. Financial,

854
00:53:56.760 --> 00:53:59.000
you gotta split off in all these categories. It's like

855
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.679
doing right in the thesis paper for your doctorate.

856
00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:04.679
Okay, THEND you into paralysis, analysis.

857
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:08.239
Exactly, no doubt, pipe Man. It's very simple. It's always

858
00:54:08.280 --> 00:54:11.239
been effective for pipe Man. You take a piece of paper,

859
00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:15.320
you number one to ten. You put ten things you

860
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:18.440
want most out of life that are actual goals you're

861
00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:21.800
going to go after. They don't have to be monetary.

862
00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:23.840
They can be long term, they can be short term,

863
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:26.840
there can be medium term. They can be about your personality.

864
00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:29.039
They can be something you want to buy. There's something

865
00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:31.079
you want to do. They could be about getting married.

866
00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:33.119
Take what else you're starting at?

867
00:54:33.159 --> 00:54:35.519
Analysis, paralysis stuff? Stop overthinking it.

868
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:39.639
Ten goals, Yeah, but I'm saying it could be anything. Okay,

869
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:42.480
just the ten things you want most out of life.

870
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:46.639
What if the top two are piece and happiness? How

871
00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:47.440
to achieve those?

872
00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:51.800
Well, there are ways to achieve those. Hold on, don't

873
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:54.440
know them, there are ways to achieve those. If that's

874
00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:56.159
what you want to put on your list, put it

875
00:54:56.280 --> 00:55:00.400
on your list. Okay, it's ten things, and as something

876
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:03.440
you accomplish something on the list, you replace it with

877
00:55:03.559 --> 00:55:06.119
something else, so you always have ten on the list.

878
00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:11.960
Now to his question, well, piece is different for each individual,

879
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:17.199
So you have to define and sit there and define

880
00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:20.559
what is peace to you and those are your actual.

881
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:23.119
Goal paralysis analysis with that, don't overthink it.

882
00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:26.360
And we did a show like this once. We did

883
00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:29.519
a show about how can you ever reach peace and happiness?

884
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:33.639
I remember that It's been a while, but I believes.

885
00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:35.679
In happiness is a state of mind. It's not what

886
00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:37.960
happens to you, it's what you do with it. It

887
00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:40.239
comes from the inside. I used to tell my youngest

888
00:55:40.280 --> 00:55:42.840
store all the time, she always based her happiness and

889
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:45.920
what she could buy or what she could wear or whatever.

890
00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:49.519
Happiness is based on how you feel, not based on

891
00:55:49.639 --> 00:55:52.480
what you buy. Because that's why we're always chasing happiness.

892
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:54.559
We're buying all these things that think they're going to

893
00:55:54.599 --> 00:55:57.280
give us happiness, or we're doing all these things that

894
00:55:57.639 --> 00:55:59.960
think give us happiness. But we don't have to check

895
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:03.639
to sit and just evaluate. And really that's what we're

896
00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:08.360
talking about in Wan's question, is you got to really

897
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:11.519
sit down and valuate what you want out of life,

898
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.320
what makes you happy, what makes you peaceful? Because people

899
00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:19.320
make New Year's resolutions based on society's rules, and this

900
00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:22.760
is big thing I always talk about in seminars or

901
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:27.199
my book, is we're always doing things based on somebody

902
00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:30.760
else's rules, and that's why we don't succeed. We're not

903
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:33.639
going to succeed based on somebody else's rules. And what

904
00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:36.880
I mean by that, Like somebody else their goal is

905
00:56:36.960 --> 00:56:40.159
to have a rolls Royce, So you think that's supposed

906
00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:45.519
to be your goal. Meanwhile, they're ugly. I'll take a

907
00:56:45.639 --> 00:56:48.000
Ferrari instead, that's my goal.

908
00:56:48.239 --> 00:56:50.320
I've Ferraris. They're not fun.

909
00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:55.679
Well, they would be fun for me because I've driven them.

910
00:56:55.760 --> 00:57:01.440
I've driven a Cobra, the original Cobra. That was fun. Yeah. Man,

911
00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:05.760
Like this year two and twenty five, we can make

912
00:57:05.800 --> 00:57:09.599
it the absolute best year ever. It's up to you

913
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:13.119
up to your attitude going into it and make the

914
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:16.400
changes you need. Figure out what you really want, not

915
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.039
what other people want you to have. Like a lot

916
00:57:19.079 --> 00:57:21.280
of times our New Year's resolutions are based on what

917
00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:23.960
other people tell us we should do or have or

918
00:57:24.039 --> 00:57:28.559
what have you. I'm telling you fuck all the rest.

919
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:32.760
You're the best. You figure it out for yourself. You

920
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:35.760
figure out what you like, You figure out what you want,

921
00:57:36.239 --> 00:57:38.840
and your goals are your goals. And the last thing

922
00:57:38.920 --> 00:57:46.280
about that goal getter sheet is nobody else nobody has

923
00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:49.400
to know what's on there. It's for you personally, no

924
00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:51.719
way can ask you. People are like, well let me

925
00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:55.800
see it. No, not their business, it's your business. And

926
00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:59.880
on top of that, I would make cop multiple copies

927
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:01.800
of it and have it everywhere you go, because in

928
00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:03.519
order to achieve your goals has to be in front

929
00:58:03.519 --> 00:58:05.559
of you at all times. I always have something on

930
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:08.360
my mirror in my bathroom, I always have something in

931
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:11.719
my car, I always have something in my pocket because

932
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:13.880
you have to be in tune with your goals all

933
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:17.440
the time. That's the problem with resolutions. We make these statements,

934
00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:20.239
but we don't do anything to follow up. We don't

935
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:22.400
visualize it, we don't see it, and we don't even

936
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really want because it's what everybody else wants. So you

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know what, this year, you want to smoke it up,

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drink it up, do all that. If that's your goal,

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that's your goal. But like I said, screw everybody else.

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You're the best. You're going to have the best year ever.

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It's up to you. And tune in next week where

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we're going to announce the winner to the Freak Cabin.

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This ship rocked, you know it. I love it. Happy

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New Year, everybody, Happy New Year's Studio not Happy New Year,

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swamp Nut and tune in this week, next week, and

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every week at one pm Stern time, W four c

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Y Radio and W four c Y dot Com. Don't

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forget and we missed it, but don't enjoy it, and

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don't forget Today is National Hangover and Day. Enjoy it

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just like swamp Nut is and we'll see you on

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the flip side. Roll it one.

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Thank you for listening to the adventures of Patment. I'm

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w for c u I Radio.