Feb. 2, 2026

Pet Addictions

Pet Addictions
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Hi, you live done too far?

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Censure?

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Wow for you you.

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Yo. It's blizzard conditions here in South Florida. Oh my god,

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it's terrible. And we'll talk about that a little bit

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because all of us are in Florida there on the

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show today, so we can talk about. I am in shock,

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just like the iguanas, okay, and that's why I'm literally

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in the studio right now. And look at this. I'm

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bundled up in the studio. That's pretty wild. And behind

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me there you can't see him, but it's Groundhog Day.

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The groundhog's out there and he's saying, screw this crap.

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You guys, deal with it, you know. So I guess

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it was not good news for the groundhog today, but

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let's see if it's good news for our pets to day.

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And uh, let's bring on studio Nut and the health

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guru and the bird we got named the bird? Name

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the bird? What's the bird? I get?

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I mean, what can I say? How you doing?

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Oh? Well, let me tell you how I'm doing? Okay,

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So I I tell wand before the weekend, I say, okay,

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make sure don't forget because like burns South Florida, you

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wouldn't remember, don't forget put the heat on, Okay, And

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then I have a recording, actually bill of what happened

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this weekend. First of all, the stations did go down

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this weekend. We had a power outage, but I got

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him back up. But they did go down. I had

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to I had to walk five miles each way in

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the snow to get the power back on for the studios.

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Uh.

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And you know, so now I'm gonna pull this up

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and and see if we can play it here. Ready,

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hold on. I turned the volume down so it wouldn't

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disturb the show. Now it's not playing geez it, froze.

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It's frozen. It's frozen. Oh my lord, is frozen. No,

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so like I. By the way, yesterday, at one point

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it said on the weather app feels like twelve twelve,

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And I think that wasn't the lowest. I think the

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lowest feels like nine. Okay. And I was going on

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my walk for healthy yesterday, and it wasn't very healthy

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to take a walk yesterday because as I'm walking, I

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keep getting bunked in the head bag. These green things

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falling out of sky. I think we're being attacked by

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the Martians. I think that's what it is. We were

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attacked by martians. Everybody's hide it by saying it's iguana's okay,

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but that's really the truth of it, because martians are

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pretty invasive species. Just saying okay, but yeah, it's no

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joke because all right, so he did turn on the heat. Okay,

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we'll go back to that. He did turn on the heat,

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and then he texts me as I'm driving into his

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studio to bring a parka okay, And so apparently we

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have no heat in the studio. So we're like doing

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We're doing today's broadcasts from the West Palm Beach, Igloo.

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So what about down by you? What about down by you?

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Because you're a little further south, is it more sunny

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South Florida where you are.

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At this moment, it's a little bit sunnier, but it

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doesn't feel like the sun is and it's trading through

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all temp trails and my garbage they got in the

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sky because it's not warming. Well, yeah, I remember when

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I looked up north when I lived up north. I mean,

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it could be the middle of January, fourth foot of

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snow and you could go out on the t shirts

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the sun was shining because you got that radio heat.

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This is no radiot heat. I don't know what what's

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going on with that.

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Listen. I was very smart on Saturday, and I'll tell

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you why, because I was sitting there and I kept

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gaining these numifications all Friday all Saturday, and I was

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laughing at them because it's like, oh, there's a freeze coming.

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I'm like, okay, what what is it gonna be? Like

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seventy you know. But even so, yeah, you know, it

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was this like panic of cold weather. I'm thinking myself, well,

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I was in New Jersey. I wouldn't even care that

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was sending this to me. But I did listen to

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my inner voice, okay, and my inner voice told me

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to do my walk because a lot of times I

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don't get my walk done until nighttime, sometimes midnight, because

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I get so busy and then that's the only time

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I have. So but I did go on the walk,

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and then like literally an hour after the walk, it

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went from like I think it was like almost seventy

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degrees or seventy two degrees to I look at my

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phone and it's like feels like thirty four and then

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the wind forty five miles per hour winds. I'm in

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a high rise on the thirty sixth floor. Man, it

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was scary. I'm telling you here, I think I have

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a tour. It can play now, let's try. I can't

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why oh, maybe I can't hear it because I've Oh

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can you guys hear it while you I played it

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for one earlier one while you describe what you heard that.

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I was sitting on my sofa listening to it.

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Sounds like a drone taking off.

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Let's put it this way. Bill, one of my kids,

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when I sent the video to her, she thought it

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was sirens because it kind of sounded like we were

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in like a nuclear holocaust basically, And that was with

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the door closed. I was also smart enough to bring

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my stuff in from the balcony. I saw one of

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the cushions fly off the chair and I went out.

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I was in shorts, no socks, ran out on the balcony.

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I'm like, it's freaking cold. When did that happen? Okay?

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But I think it's times like this, when it gets

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this cold, that our pets are addicted. Is that true?

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Well, they are to us. I mean, you know, you know,

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crawling in the bed at night, you know, This was

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definitely a two dog knight, not a three dog night.

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And yeah, what it was so cold?

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Yeah with the iguanas? Did you cut off with the iguanas?

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They're very cood, not.

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At all, I know. Yeah, I know, been independentistry only

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for sixty years. I know how cuddly they are.

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Well, if you have anch on your back, don't gladly

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scratch it.

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Oh yeah, exactly. It was interesting. I saw something this

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morning that you know, how you get these government reports

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and what's going on and all this. So somebody from

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the government said that it was most likely that the

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iguanas are falling out of the trees because of the

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icy cold weather. Might be I don't know what the

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other choices would be.

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Well, the other choice, I'll tell you what the other

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choices are. Uh. The other choices are that Bill Gates

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is in acting them with a chip that makes them

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do that. The other choice is that Elon Musk brought

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them back from Mars. And then there's one more choice

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that somebody brought up at airview just before this show.

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Are you ready for this one? Actually he didn't bring

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it up. He brought up something and I brought Okay,

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so I think what's happening is we're trying to make

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South Florida, at least this area where we are because

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we're near mar Lago. We're trying to make everybody accustomed

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to Greenland. So with all the iguana's on the ground everywhere,

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we feel like we're in Greenland. We're softening the blow

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for the takeover.

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Absolutely, So we were.

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Going to talk about pet addictions for real, though, we

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just couldn't resist all this other stuff. But you know,

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it's kind of sad to think that pets have to

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have addictions, like like, I bet they didn't have addictions

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if it weren't for us mad science giving them all

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this crap.

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Right, absolutely, you know, and there's so many When people

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think about addictions, of course they're thinking about the drugs, which,

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of course, you know, painkillers and all of that stuff

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steroids that they put the poor pets on. Yeah, so

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they're addictive, but then they can't tell us what effect

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it's having on their body except them until they fall over,

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you know, and then it's a little bit obvious. But

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those addictions are actually caused them by the foods that

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contain all these addictive chemicals. So that you are loyal

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to one brand of food. I think it wouldn't our

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fast food as well. You know, I talk about it

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all the time, the way they layer this stuff, so

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you actually get sick if you eat a competitors food.

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But when we look at the way that works, they

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just want a marketplace, so they'd make you as deddictive

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as possible. It makes you sick, as anybody that's had

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that kind of problem knows, your health is your ill health.

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And again, our pets just can't talk to us in

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a normal, you know, language that we will understand, and because.

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If they could, because if they could, they would be saying,

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wtf are you doing to me?

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Exactly? And actually I think they do it a certain

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to a certain degree because what we're seeing in our

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pets today compared to fifty years ago, sixty years ago

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when I started, we never had problems with aggressive dogs,

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psychotic dogs, you know, they didn't have that. And that's

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I think partly because with all that addictive food, the

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poor quality, they feel horrible and they're basically lasting out

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that who's providing the food.

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Well, you know, it's interesting too, because when we're talking

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about them getting aggressive, some people might be thinking, ah,

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well that has nothing to do with food. But I'm

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going to give one example that's not food, but very

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interesting tidbit having to do it humans. There is a

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correlation between Budweiser beer and violence, Like there's literally something

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they put in Budweiser beer that makes people more aggressive.

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So if they're doing that, where else are they putting

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things that make animals aggressive?

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Well, that's true. I mean when we had going back

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to my history, at one point I owned an animal

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hospital and we were working with a group of one

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of the rescue groups with specialized in your sure terriers, little

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tiny dogs, and these dogs were all super aggressive at

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some point after when they're raised. It's usually in the

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two to three year range where they would literally start

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going to a lot of anxiety and then start lashing out.

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You know, your dog something a loud noise, fireworks, you know,

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thunder or whatever, and they go and all of a sudden,

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they like freak out and go to what we call ground.

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You're hiding behind the sofa, a chair, under a table, whatever.

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And when the owners go, of course, your first response

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is you want to help them. So you reached behind

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there and the teeth come out, The eyes would glaze

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over and they would attack the owner, literally attack them,

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and then thirty seconds later, sixty seconds later, they will

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kind of snap out of it, their tails glading like

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nothing ever happened. But it's like, you know, hey mommy,

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and hey daddy, why are you bleeding all over the house.

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You know, they had no idea what it was. And

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when we started doing the investigational studies that we did,

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we found out, first off, that was a type of

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seizure that they would go into. Now where did that

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caesar come from? It came from mercury poisoning, which mercury,

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of course is tied into most medications. It's tied into

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as a heavy metal, into a lot of a lot

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of foods, but also in that nasty thing that we're

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not supposed to talk about that they gabb you with

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that needle. And when you look at what they do

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with the you know, the four or five six pounds

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your keys, they're giving them the same dose as a

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two hundred pounds masciff. I mean it's like, and this.

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Is no wonder, those little no wonder, those little dogs

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are always the ones that are so aggressive.

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Yeah. Yeah, the side effects of mercury poisoning even in

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people is of course aggression, homicide, suicide, irrational behaviors. And

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it's actually a list of one hundred different side effects

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from from mercury.

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Yeah, why don't even use all this stuff?

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So it's all about money, you know, we know that

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Big Pharma doesn't want to is not looking for sures

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to any disease. They're looking at perpetuating customers because if

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they sued, if anything curred, why would you need it

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for life? Right?

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Exactly? Why would you?

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I mean I've seen several reports where from whistle blowers

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and have that oh yeah, we found this, we found

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that that actually works, and it got you know, wrapped

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up and put in the trash very quickly. Yeah, of course,

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you know, you know, you and I have known each

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other a long time. I've been I've been doing cancer

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stuff for over thirty years, thirty five years, and we

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literally with changes in lifestyle changes and foods and things

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of this nature, literally have watched tumors fall off of

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dogs and completely the lumps and bumps just completely go away,

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and where they were given a diagnosis of oh you

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you know, you better put your dog to sleep because

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you're only going to live out four to six more weeks.

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running around ten years later just with that lifestyle change.

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But it's a lot of work to do that. As

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you know, I mean, you know, you have to go

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into a so called supermarket. I don't know. I would

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call it a chemical factory. They call them supermarkets these days.

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And look at any package, almost any package of food. Okay,

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you buy oat meal, why does it have forty seven ingredients?

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If you buy bread, why does it have thirty ingredients?

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You know, sour dough bread, it takes three ingredients. Maybe

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if you want to flavor it, what's all this stuff about?

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And that is true, because you know, you look good

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if you look at the normal like dog food, it'll

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say like be flavored or chicken flavored.

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But does it actually having a chicken or beef in it?

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It's it's it's funny. That was one of my pet

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peeves thirty some years ago, forty some years ago when

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we started introducing if it's a beef food, why do

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I have to add beef flavor? Right, there's something wrong.

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There, Like what is the beef flavor?

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And the slavery? Well, those are those are chemicals. Actually,

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when I started in the business sixty years ago, Purina

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I don't like mention names normally, but they counted themselves

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as the biggest researcher in animal health. Well, the truth

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of the matter was they were spending more money in

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research and all the other companies. Yes, however, they were

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doing research in palatins flavors to get an animal to

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eat something that's not supposed to. And of course why

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do you think ness Le's bought Purina because they wanted

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the flavors for all the stuff that they sell to

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us for us to eat. And it's because of all,

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you know, you had a preservative to any food, if

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it's not natural, you got a chemical taste.

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I love that. I love that Nettle has a brand

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of water.

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Yeah yeah, Oh you mean you mean the one that

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they pumped directly out of Lake Michigan for like fifty

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dollars a year and make millions and millions.

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On Yeah that one.

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of Michigan charges of one one hundred dollars a year

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for their pumping permit. And you know it's like, you know,

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multiple twelve inch water lies, pumping water through twenty four

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to seven and putting it into very very toxic, cheap bottles,

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shipping it across all around the country in the hot

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summer during the summer months. We're all all at BPA

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and pallates and plasticizes, all like leachs into it and

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give you that extra bang for your buck if you will.

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And that gives you an extra water flavor.

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Yeah, exactly. You know, the bottomself for night, you know,

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for a dollar buck and a half, and it's cost

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them probably two cents to uh, you know, to package

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and pump.

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And that that's what was great about today because when

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I got my vehicle to come to his studio and

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I looked down and saw a bottle of water, I'm like, Okay,

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that doesn't have it. Ain't toxins now because it's too cold.

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Yes, it's not sitting in the sun. You're right, you know.

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And I have always said, like, you know, there's something

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wrong with our food when they start adding colors as

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an ingredient like yellow, five, red, six and all that

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other nonsense.

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Well, the more interesting part of that is they do

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it to feed color blind dogs.

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Oh man, that's great right there.

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You know, why do we have the four color foods

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for dogs. They can't see color.

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I want to know why when you look at foods.

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I just saw some yesterday, says pure whatever it is,

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and then you look at the label and it's a

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lot of other things. So how is it pure if

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it's all these other things?

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It's There's so many flaws and so many workarounds and

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so many payoffs on the labeling laws that it's crazy.

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I mean, I just I did a show on pet

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Hell Cafe a few two months ago on the labeling law,

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and we're talking about the grass finished pasture finished beef

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that has a list of at least thirty feet additives

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that can be fed to them without labeling yet and

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actually mislabeling you on top of that.

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One one? Do you like hot dogs?

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Not really?

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Okay, because are made so yeah. Yeah, there's a certain

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amount of rat turd that is allowed by law by

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the UH Food and Drug Administration.

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UH.

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There are a certain amounts of sawdust that's allowed. Of course,

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that gives you know, the filler you know, and and

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a whole mess of other things.

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Well that's also true for chocolate. If you if you

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haven't like looked into that.

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There's a certain a percentage amount of rats and bugs

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that you can put into it, depending on like what

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the machine picks up.

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Yeah, but those are protein.

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Yeah, yeah, I know. There's actually in the in the statute,

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there's like four hinds ketshup. There's a certain amount of

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insect legs that could be in your hind ketchup, just

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the legs. Just this lakes they allow for lakes.

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Yeah, proteins that so.

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Well. No, some of the things that the labeling was

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are just atrocious and it's just workarounds that they they

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actually do so that big corporations can sell us garbage

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and that are also tied. You know, the chairman of

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the board or the you know, the board members of

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a big food company are also sitting on the board

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of the chemical company. And say you have a position

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on the pharmaceutical company. It's all the same people, you know,

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and they're directing what we put into the body, our body,

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our dog's body, cat's body. And it's is a system

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designed to keep us as customers, clients, not healthy.

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It's a sad day when cat poop. There's more nutritious

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in the food that they're being given.

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Exactly. That is actually true but the caests do have

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to be fed real food, you know, like we do

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it by paleopad, you know, and biocomplete because we you know,

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we were using real real foods there. We're not doing

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a technical mix. And honestly, I don't know what's wrong

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with me. I've never had to buy any natural flavors

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for any of the things that we produce and sell.

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Yeah, what is a natural flavor? Anyway?

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Your guess is that's what I say. That was the

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old Purina Nesle's model. They were making synthetic flavors, that's

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all it is. And the same thing as supplement business

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with synthetic supplements, synthetic vitamins, synthetic minerals that your body

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can't use. And again it's just you know, we'll stick

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something in the capsule and call it whatever. We have

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no way of knowing that. Yeah, I was looking at that. Yeah,

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I mean, you know, you go into you come into

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my place of business. I can tell you what I

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put into my recipes. You go into the doctor's office,

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he takes a vial of something and puts it into

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a a implement to put into your body. Ask him

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if what's in it. I can't answer you there's no no,

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no ingredient lists, there's none of that information. Just do

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it compliance and you know, and you have to go

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back because of the side effects.

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Gotta make sure those dogs and cats and keep in

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mind that's right now.

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There was one time I saw something that was labeled natural,

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but he underneath it in small print said with added minerals.

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What does that mean?

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It means that if they've all been stripped out, or

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they didn't have them in the first place, that are

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the issues.

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It doesn't have any minerals because it's natural before they

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put the minerals in it.

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Well, that's it's true. It's like there's an advertisement for

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a garlic product that's on the market and the disclaimer

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in the product and it contains like twenty or thirty

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different ingredients and it's labeled as organic, but they do

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a disclaimer at the end it says only the garlic

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is organic that they use in the product. Wow, the

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rest of it, I say that to be interesting.

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Well, that's why I mean, we need to just get

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all our food and all our pets foods from the

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Orthodox Rabbis, because at least we'll know what's going in it.

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Pretty much well, you know, you have to remember they

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were the original doctors. Medical people were the rabbis and

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you know that's that' who were the healers. They were

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the teachers and the healers.

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Yeah, and of course, you know, the.

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Definition of doctor is an educator, and you know, a teacher,

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but none of them teach anything anymore.

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So there was this one time, and this was like

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years ago. I went to the doctor and I've I

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told them my symptoms and he was on his laptop

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and the person that I went with was on the

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other side of him, and like they told me that, oh, yeah,

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he was googling your symptoms.

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Wow.

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Yeah, when we had when when we had the animal hospital,

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of course, the you know, the industry basically provided us

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with a software package so that we could do everything. Well,

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not only did you take you know, the uh that

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tech comes in and takes had a list of questions,

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twenty and thirty questions and I just checked the boxes

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and then they go in to back and you don't

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see a doctor for another thirty minutes or so. And

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what they're doing is putting in those into the computer

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system and it spits out the types of tests they

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want to do. The types of drugs and treatments and foods,

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all of that. But the second part of that is

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they click another button and it brings up your financials

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and they then it's tied directly into what they call

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these care cards, which is the insurance cards to tell

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you how much we can give you to spend on

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a credit card, and your workup then always seems to

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meet exactly what the credit limit is. M.

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That's interesting.

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Yeah, I mean I've had clients that live in a

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miracle mile in Palm Beach and yet one that lives

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in the lower middle class area, same procedure to different prices.

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Wow. So Bill, how can people reach out to you

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get real information, truthful information and help for their pets.

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Well, I'm all over the place in what we do

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Pet Health Cafe. We're pushing a lot of people that

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so I don't have to repeat myself ten thousand times

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a day. There's a ton of information on Pet Health Cafe.

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We've been we're in our eighteenth season with that. Of course,

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a lot of you you'll have to go back to

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iHeartRadio the old days, but we've been doing several years

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now of video, so there's all that information and information

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also is of course on the host of different you

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know stations in our group here. Of course, you can

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also go to my Paleo pet dot com or my

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Paleo Pet the store, the location I work out of there.

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I do consultations and educational classes. Occasionally you find me

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out on the road here presentations and doing talks. People

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can book me for that as well. And we you know,

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we just you know, we're all over the place as

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far as education is concerned, and there's so many new

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technologies we're looking at. We're looking at food. But again

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we have trouble even sourcing clean food, so that's important

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that you know where the sources of your food come.

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That's when we have ours basically farm the table in

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my Paleo pat great meats, poultry, raw Mount products you

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know for yourself, a ton of different herbs and botanicals

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which are our mineral supply basically, and you know, on

460
00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:41.759
the Pentalz Cafe, I do have a plus ber of

461
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:44.920
different hosts of different guests coming on. I'm gonna have

462
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:49.680
Morley Robinson again this week, who is a mineral specialist

463
00:28:49.799 --> 00:28:52.400
talking about is about copper and magnesium and all the

464
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:54.880
stuff and where we source it and how it runs

465
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:58.039
our life, and it's going to be an extraordinary show.

466
00:28:58.079 --> 00:29:02.079
He's been on five or six times now and an

467
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:05.559
amazing amount of research that he does and brings it forward.

468
00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:09.279
So we're looking forward to that this week. And of

469
00:29:09.400 --> 00:29:14.039
course staying warm, you know, that's another important thing that

470
00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:14.359
we have.

471
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:16.880
On that note, By the way, on that note, I

472
00:29:16.960 --> 00:29:20.759
want to know why. Maybe you can explain pet health

473
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:24.599
grou but it's not pet, so maybe not why the

474
00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:28.440
cold weather turns wand into a teletubby.

475
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:34.880
I think it has to do with some point some

476
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:39.079
of the nature of the blood when you're down here

477
00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:43.319
in normal warm weather and warmer weather. I was joking around.

478
00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:49.599
We do a therapy with patches, patch therapy that uses

479
00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:51.599
the body's own light. And I said this morning to

480
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:53.519
somebody who said we need to come up with one.

481
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:56.039
Is they have one for pain, it's called ice wave,

482
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:58.880
but this one we're going to have to name heat wave,

483
00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:00.640
so we could put a patch on to know warmer

484
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:01.839
bodies in this weather.

485
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.920
Right right, let's pray that this never happens again. This

486
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:10.160
is like armageddon right now. Look behind me. It's terrible.

487
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:19.200
The pipe man is in frozen hell right now. But

488
00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:22.759
we got some better hell coming up in a couple

489
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:25.039
of months because we're going to run in a minute

490
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:28.880
some commercials for a couple festivals that we're doing ticket

491
00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:33.480
giveaways for and you won't see the commercial because we

492
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.759
just got approval literally during the show. But we're gonna

493
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.480
be also doing some ticket giveaways for incarceration. So all

494
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:43.920
you people that want to go to prison and see

495
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:46.759
a great music festival, that's where you want to go.

496
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:51.160
And it's Shawshank Prison. So who doesn't want to go

497
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:55.920
to show Shank Prison? Come on? You know, and you know,

498
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:59.440
I just want to say that it has been a

499
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.000
brutal entered last week. I was saying it was brutal

500
00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:05.440
because I had wear pants one day, and then God

501
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:09.039
smote me and decided to give us this weather for

502
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.960
saying that, And now I have to look at a

503
00:31:12.039 --> 00:31:13.240
teletubby all day.

504
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:13.839
So.

505
00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:20.000
I don't know. And we got some more interviews. Right

506
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:21.799
before this show. We did an interview that will be

507
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:25.480
coming out live and on the podcast with John Carabbe,

508
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:30.079
who is a rock legend, and he's got some new

509
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.640
killer music. The newest single is when I Was Young,

510
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.160
I feel myself saying that every hour of the day.

511
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:41.920
It used to be I used to tell stories to people.

512
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:45.079
Now I have to preface all those stories with when

513
00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:49.119
I was young. How about you?

514
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:54.839
Absolutely absolutely same thing. It's like, you know, I don't

515
00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:57.200
know where time goes. I mean, I can't believe it

516
00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.640
was in February already. I know, right.

517
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:07.519
I even saw memes on socials of people saying, you know,

518
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:13.160
they got through the year of January, the year of January.

519
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.799
But it did go quick. Man, I can't believe January's

520
00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:18.799
already gone and February is a short months. So, as

521
00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:22.519
far as I'm concerned, I was literally satanist to myself earlier.

522
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:28.519
Oh crap, it's February. Second, this month's already over, because

523
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:30.839
it will be like it's a short a month, so

524
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.279
we're gonna wake up. See what you have to look

525
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:33.759
forward to?

526
00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:34.079
There?

527
00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:37.000
One You're gotta wake up one day and you're no

528
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:38.400
longer going to be a toew adubby.

529
00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:43.279
I'm looking forward to that.

530
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:46.920
How quick was January for you? Studio not?

531
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:51.000
It feels like I went to sleep and then I

532
00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:54.440
woke up and he was cold and it was Jebruary.

533
00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:55.720
That's how we felt.

534
00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:00.720
This kind of reminds me when I first was got

535
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:03.759
married and I was living in Florida and I couldn't

536
00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:07.119
stand being here, so I moved my and then wife

537
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:12.960
up to New Jersey with our kids. And it was

538
00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:16.039
like the beginning of March was the end of February,

539
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:18.599
and we're in South Carolina, starts getting cold, and she

540
00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:22.039
was a Florida girl, so she was like, she was like, well,

541
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:23.960
I hope at least if it's gonna be cold, it's

542
00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:26.039
gonna snow. I'm like, no, we're gonna get there in

543
00:33:26.079 --> 00:33:29.599
the beginning of March. It'll be windy, the snow is

544
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:32.359
probably done by now. We'll be lucky if there's any snow.

545
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:35.599
That was the Blizzard of ninety three. Like literally we

546
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:40.240
arrived in New Jersey the day of Blizzard of ninety three.

547
00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:44.359
It was quite amazing too, because we had this pictureisque

548
00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:47.720
you know the picture windows up north, that bill that

549
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:52.599
you have in the kitchen window, and so thing one

550
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:56.480
was talking to her mom and she's looking outside and

551
00:33:56.559 --> 00:34:00.480
there's like blue jays and cardinals flying around, snow in

552
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:04.400
and it's all beautiful and she's like, oh, it's telling

553
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.680
her mom, Oh, it's like a Winter Wonderland, and it's

554
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:10.519
like a Lifetime movie where it says four hours later

555
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:13.719
and then she she goes to me. She looks at me.

556
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:16.239
There's like two feet on the ground. It's still like

557
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:19.920
dropping hard, just like it is behind me here, and

558
00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:24.960
she's like, is it ever gonna stop? And so we

559
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:28.599
had a b shon bill and the snow was so

560
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:33.559
deep that the be shon fell into the snow like running,

561
00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:37.559
and you couldn't see the dog because she blended right

562
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:38.599
in with all the snow.

563
00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:44.880
Absolutely so, absolutely, so there you go.

564
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:48.960
What do you recommend for beeshons to stay warm in

565
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:50.159
this South Florida weather?

566
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:55.920
You know today? And you know it used to be there.

567
00:34:56.039 --> 00:34:58.000
And I talked about this this morning walking the dog,

568
00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:03.840
that our dogs were outside in Buffalo no matter what

569
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:06.639
the weather was. They just love the weather, the cold

570
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:10.840
weather in the else. Now I'm getting people are messaging me,

571
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:14.079
you know that they've got fourteen sweaters and coats and

572
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:17.960
their dogs in the house. It's like, oh my lord,

573
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.119
And it's you know, I went through that whole cycle

574
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:25.199
in the beginning of my career where doggy clothing just

575
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:27.840
started to come in and I mean, some people are

576
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:30.199
you know, they're a little bit extreme on that stuff.

577
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:34.360
My mother was a bit extreme on that, the booties,

578
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:39.079
the sweaters and all that stuff. Not my dog. My

579
00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:43.719
dog never had any of those. There's there's my there's

580
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:47.480
my childhood trauma coming out. You're not going to have

581
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.599
any sweaters or any booties or anything like that.

582
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:57.360
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Plateln. I'm

583
00:35:57.840 --> 00:36:00.559
w for CUI Radio.