Pipeman Radio Interviews The Vintage Caravan at Graspop Metal Meeting 2024

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This is the pipe Man here on the

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Adventures pipe Man W four C Y
Radio and I'm here with Hello. I'm

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Alex from the Vintas Caravan. I
am Stefan from also the Vintage Caravan.

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I am Oskawe from also also the
Vindt's Caravan. Well, I'm glad you're

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all from the same band, because
that that would be a little weird.

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It would be embarrassing. That's the
worst. You hate it? So were

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you kind of I mean, it's
great to be here atop Were you kind

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of shot that you had such a
crowd that you did with that mudfest out

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there today? I mean, we
were lucky to be playing the tents.

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Yeah, that's one thing, but
this is our third time playing grass pop

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and actually every time we played here
we've had such a crowd like this,

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you know, So it's just been
beautiful. Yeah, even last time we

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played here it was twenty twenty two, and at the same time, we

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were playing. Belgium had like a
national game at like the World Cup,

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playing against Germany or something at the
same time we were playing, and we

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were expecting like no one to be
there, but still it was full and

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it was awesome. So yeah,
well that's a testament to your guys music

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and that you're badass bottom line.
You know, Oh, thank you.

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And you know what else is badass? Where you played? Did it?

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Have you played in that metal dome
before? Because I saw it for the

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first time yesterday. I'm like,
wow, this is the coolest like tent

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stage ever totally. Yeah, yeah, we we love it. We we've

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played this metal dome for the last
three times we played, like, yeah,

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it's so cool, like you can
have all kinds of effects. Like

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I was there viewing band yesterday.
They said they thought they were having pirate

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techniques, but they realized it was
just the screen behind them. The magic

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of led friend. I know,
it's only to get better with II right

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like that, you won't even beat
fireworks anymore. It'll be like pretend fireworks

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and it will look real. Actually, I saw some flames going up behind

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me and I felt the heat,
but it was just on screen. So

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weird. It's funny. One time
we played this weird club in Nuremberg BDSM

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club. It was actually like an
SNM club, you know, and our

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backstage it was also like in the
evenings, it's like an S and M,

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you know, dungeon, you know. So so they had all these

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contraptions in the backstage and and and
yeah, I mean that was not really

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the point of the story, but
the point of the story was. But

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yeah, the point of the story
was that they had this They had pyro

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technics on the stage, and this
is like a three hundred capacity club and

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they because they have limited budget,
they say, you can choose one song

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to have pyro in, and so
we tell them what song, and then

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of course we totally forgot about it
when the show was happening. And yeah,

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and I just remember this intense heat
and being like, oh my god,

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what is happening. Is just like
I remember in the sound check there

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was a little man in a cage
in the corner in the room. It

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was like it was very surreal.
And he said it was like, you

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have to be careful. And I
was like what He's like, you have

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to be careful And I was like, of what and then like pool like

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flames came up like next to me
and he was like of that and I

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was like, okay, that's well, thank you. It was so warm.

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And actually I took a photo of
Oscar in the backstage where he is

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like hanging on a cross, So
it's like hanging on a cross where you

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have a like these braceis, you
know, like, uh, I don't

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know, I don't know where that
photo is. Uh, I have it

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stored away. What would be even
better if you guys were in that and

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performing that way like you're performing in
like the sling and yeah, like all

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bound up in cages and stuff like, yeah, it would be fucking awesome.

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Can do what they want. But
wait, somebody already did that Motley

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Crew. Oh yeah, yeah,
we don't want to really repeat stuff,

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you know. Really that's that's but
I think their cages weren't small enough.

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No, they weren't. So I
have to ask you, like, oh,

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I have to tell you. Actually, I've done over three thousand banned

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artists interviews. This is the first
one for a band that was from Iceland.

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Oh wow, that's an honor.
Yeah, really, thanks for having

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us. Yeah. So I looked
at that like that's pretty cool. You

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know. It's actually one of the
places I want to go. And I've

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been like all over the world.
That's the one place I haven't been yet.

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Where are you from again? Sorry? The States? Where in the

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States? Florida? All right,
well it's not where I'm from, That's

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where I live. We were actually
just in Florida in September. Where at

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we flew through Miami, so we
had like a day and a half there.

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Did you study your Spanish because they
don't speak English in Miam. No,

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we just had some nice Cuban food. Oh yeah, Cuban food's good.

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You know what's better than Cuban food. Cuban women. Oh I can

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imagine. Yeah, we didn't see
any of the only men there. But

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the only men, it was kind
of weird, actually, Man Island scary.

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Well, you know because sometimes their
culture is the you know, the

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man's the dominant, dominant, so
maybe their women were at home while they

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were there, right, Yeah,
that's kind of the cube and mentality,

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right exactly. The interview that's gonna
get us like canceled, Well, it

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might get me cancels you guys,
get you guys can like refrain from saying

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anything, and I'll be the one
day can I'll take all the blame,

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plea the pleat the fifth. There
is a lot of that going on in

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music, isn't there. That's kind
of weird to me too, like like

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cancelations. Yeah, it's so funny
to watch, like interviews, Like I

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love watching like comedians doing interviews and
stuff because uh, but they like when

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musicians come over for like a podcast
or something, they are like the most

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boring person to have at the inter
because they're like, I don't want to

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say anything controversial, I might get
canceled, I might upset my crowd.

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But like the comedian goes off and
don't shy about that though, Like that's

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probably in their environment when you have
them in your studio and they're not on

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stage. Yeah, ever funny,
No, comedians like they have to go

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do their stick like Eve in viewed
people like Carrot Top and like big comedians,

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and I'm like asking them to be
funny. I actually think like musicians

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are the exact reverse of this.
They're like not funny in interviews but like

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maybe except for us, yeah,
but it off stage and like off camera

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and everything, Like musicians tend to
be the funniest people, while comedians tend

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to be like like they have their
comedian turned off kind of yeah, because

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they gotta do their stick. And
the earth thing is comedians for the most

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part are like miserable. You know, look at Robin Williams as an example.

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You know that it's usually the comedians
making everybody else laugh that don't laugh

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themselves. Yeah, and you guys, you just have to have fun when

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you're off stage. That's your zone
serious time, you know, yeah,

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exactly. We tried to have fun
on stage as well, but sometimes we

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end up just saying really really stupid
shit on stage. So what's the dumbest

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ship you ever said? On spot? One time, I said, like,

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I because like I dropped my pick, and I remember saying to the

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audience like, oh, I wish
I had a tiny man in my in

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my in my tight pants that would
just hand me the pick when I drop

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it, you know, because my
pants are so tight. And I remember

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looking at Alexander and he just turned
to me and said, ew, yeah,

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I mean that would go over if
you were Irish. But you know,

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yeah, I just I thought it
was talking, Yeah, Like I

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thought it was a very much more
of a real thing than he was like

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like an impossibly small man. You
know, it's like a fairy tale scenario,

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you know. Yeah, I was
thinking if it was like a real,

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live thing, you know, like
like a little person on my leg,

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That's what I thought you were saying. Thank god you weren't saying that

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though. But what if you were
like a Ventroques and you had a dummy

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plane your instrument for you or singing
for you instead of you. I mean,

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that would probably go over well in
some crowds, but for the majority,

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I think pretty bad for most of
us. It's also horrible for like

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economic like you know, for our
you know, doing flights and stuff.

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We'd have to like you know,
you'd have to pay extra for baggage,

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yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, that would be horrible. Really,

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we could keep him on like a
carry on situation. Now, what about

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this though, Like, okay,
so sometimes they lose your instruments when when

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you're going on tourings on plane,
Okay, But then sometimes like Ben yesterday

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I interviewed, I interviewed them at
helfest and they had to happen to him

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and another band loaned them their instruments. What do you do if you have

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a bunch of dummies. I get
lost on the plane. How do you

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perform? That's the thing. Yeah, I mean you can't really, I

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mean or like like you have to. I mean, if you're really into

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that scene, you probably have good
connections wherever you go, you know,

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so you have like, you know, dummy connections, you know, I

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mean I would imagine. Yeah,
this is a slightly related related thing.

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So this has to do with Duran, duran And and puppets. So my

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ex girlfriend worked at a hotel and
she came to like room service to the

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singer from Duram Duran and and came
into the room and they were like puppets

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in the room, like kind of
like half size, so many puppets,

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so many, like I think they
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three, but they were really big
so that you would have to have like

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a suitcase per her puppet. Wasn't
there also like alufoil in the window?

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Oh yeah yeah yeah, like no, no, no, no aluminum.

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I said olive oil for some reason, but said yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This is where the misunderstanding begun.
You know, it doesn't surprise me,

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It just confirms how strange Duran duran
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I have a trivia question. I
have a trivia question for you guys,

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because this just came up recently at
an interview with carmina Piece and it's all

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over the news now because there's some
controversial stuff. He said, Okay,

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and so one of your influences has
led Zeppelin. Yeah, what genre is

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led Zeppelin considered? Like, if
you were to pick one genre, is

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it con now, like if you
would have to, like it's classic rock.

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I guess what it comes down to, what's your pick whatever? He

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said. I don't know, like
it would like dip in dip their toes

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into like heavy rock, if that's
a thing, like heavy rock, blues

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rock. I mean, they did
a lot of different They did a song

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for Christ's sake. This is why
I hate genre labeling, especially nowadays.

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They put you guys in such a
tight box. To me, Zeppelin is

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just like you said, blues rock, you know, all kinds of stuff,

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you know, even hard I looked
it up in Google because we had

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a discussion and we were like talking
like some people claim their heavy metal,

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and he was like, no,
they're definitely not heavy metal. I looked

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it up in Google. They were
considered heavy metal, which is freaking weird

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to me. Yeah, I mean
at that time, nobody said heavy metal.

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You know, I think, like, no, what was the first

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bound that was called I think yeah, well it was actually some review for

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like, yeah, it was like
a review for Iron Butterfly or something.

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That was the first time that they
could definitely and Slayer covered one of their

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songs, you know if they Yeah, and Dada Da Vida band Mountain sometimes

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was considered metal because there was really
no metal. So that was the beginning

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the controversial thing, he said on
the interview. And now since I'm bringing

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it up, you guys might end
up all over the news. Okay,

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that'd for us, Yeah, exactly, let's go. He said, Black

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Sabbath is not heavy metal. Oh
yeah, I read that. I mean

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that was well for the first part, like they didn't think they were heavy

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metal. They they thought they were
heavy rock, right, they thought,

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well, that's what he was saying. He was saying, they're really hard

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rock. He said, there really
wasn't any heavy metal and Bruce had just

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played won't like this one either till
Metallica that he said that was the first

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metal band. Because he was describing
the guitar. Yeah, it didn't exist

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when they were playing exactly. So, like these labels just come like automatically

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from like some well that's the thing. They just make up stupid labels for

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band, I mean, I mean
for us. You know, it's been

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we we were just talking about this
earlier, but we have been called pretty

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much stoner rock, psychedelic rock,
proc rock, modern rock, vintage rock,

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you know, fucking name it,
you know, metal. Did your

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label originally call you prog rock?
I mean they called us a lot of

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different things, you know, Southern
rock, prog rock or something was like,

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that's because you're wearing the hat.
It's a new hat, that's a

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southern rock hat. I think so
many of these things, Like I was

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just saying before in another interview,
it's just like these things are just like

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kind of in the eye of the
beholder, you know, there's just like

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whatever you think they are, they
are to you, you know. So

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it's like that's why people people always
say to us, like, oh,

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your album so sounds so incredibly like
authentic vintage, you know, and with

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like no, no, they don't. I mean you you're being authentic to

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you, yeah, exactly. Yeah, And it's just like because you know,

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I mean partly it's because of the
name also, you know, but

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yeah, the name, and I
mean, of course there are influences,

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they are there, but at the
same time, we play more like if

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anything, we play more like a
metal band with these kind of influences.

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Nice, you know. But and
I'm also when it comes down to it,

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I'm a blues guitarist. That hard, you know, So I love

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it, and that makes to me, that makes a better guitarist no matter

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what genre you're in, because blues
it's hard to play. Yeah, I

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mean, okay, if we were
called the doo Wop Caravan, what kind

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of music would you think we would
play, you know, new wave?

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Yeah exactly. I mean even if
we would play a new wave, nobody

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would believe it, you know.
And I guys say something about the southern

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rock the as somebody from the States, the idea of a band that's from

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Iceland and Denmark. How can you
be southern rock? Other rock means you're

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from the southern US. Yeah,
exactly, period, exactly, And like

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southern rock is kind of stupid as
a as a phrase because it's all about

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the blue, like the blues is
from the like from the South. You

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know, when it comes down to
it, all rock is southern. If

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it comes down to you know,
that's true. That's true. So basically

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what you're saying is no amount of
cowboy hat that's gonna make you southern.

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You know. That's like I can
try. Yeah, well I think you

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should do it. Just next time
you play a gig, just yell out.

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I got this hat so we could
become Southern rock. Yes. Wait,

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aren't you a tall glass of water? We'll just say that to everyone

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in the other Oh, that's great, I love it. Don't looking like

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a tall glass. And I was
like, okay, so we're having a

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lot of fun here, but your
tour manager is gonna probably be mad at

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me because we're going over. Oh
it's funny. Last Yeah, we have

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nothing better to do. Okay,
so what does he think, let's find

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out. No, no, he
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just whatever. I just told him. I'm like, you're gonna probably be

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mad because we're starting to go over, so we should move forward. And

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they're like, yeah, that's what
they said. They're like, it's our

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last interview today. He don't care. You can only have twenty more questions.

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I don't even think I The only
question I asked was a trivia question.

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Yea. We could do more of
those too. I always stump band.

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Would you rather could you give me
your best? Would you rather?

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Oh? Okay, that would be
great. Would you rather have sex with

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a mannequin at in Duran Durand's room
or play with Duran Duran? Oh,

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I'd love to play with Duran.
Yeah, I'll pick that as well.

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Yeah, yeah, I'll pick the
the playing, the play yeah, yeah,

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definitely. We could also do the
playing and the sex with the mannaquin

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on stage. Yeah. Okay,
but I at that club you guys play

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that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but I wonder what band would it

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have to be so that you would
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playing with Okay, I'm coming up
with it. Okay. Would you rather

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have sex with a mankin? Or
would you rather sing a song from boy

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George's butt? From this did he
swallow me? Or like? Are you

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inside his butt? Yeah? Clips
come outside the butt as your sake.

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I think I love mannequins right now. I don't mind. I was yeah,

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I'll stick it in anything. So
what thing you can totally tell for

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this interview is I do not have
a script? We do not either,

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right, and if I was supposed
to have one, I'm gonna be fired

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after this interview. That's get fired
up. That's where we're gonna be.

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Okay. So here's a good question
that I don't know. It might be

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controversial, it might piss some people
off, and it might be people you

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know that you piss off. Would
you rather play in Iceland or Denmark?

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Iceland? Iceland? Yeah, Iceland
for sure. Yeah, it's so much

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more fun. What makes it more
fun besides its hometown, I mean our

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friends, our friends, and it's
also I don't know. I think,

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I tell you people are tend to
be a bit more, strangely enough,

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a little bit more open during Joe's
really yeah, I think so. I

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think Damous people are a little bit
colder. We used to live in Denmark

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for what two years from a twenty
fourteen sixteen but you know, at a

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good time there. But for the
most part we just because I don't know

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if people know, but you went
there so you could be closer to the

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label. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So we lived by the border and

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we just drove around in our van. Did like one hundred shows a year

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for like three years or something.
It was it true that the label was

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like we're just not coming to Iceland. You need to come over here because

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it's too cold over there. But
that's not even true. It's like the

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rest of the world what I heard. Tell me, if this is true,

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that's the opposite. Like Greenland is
colder than Iceland, Yeah, pretty

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much. Yeah, yeah, we
colder, way colder. It's like a

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complete clasier, like it's it's just
right, it's a glacier with some people,

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right exactly. I mean it was
really just like a financial thing.

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I mean it's like if you're if
you live on an island, you have

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to fly every time. So yeah, and if you if you can move

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to the mainland where there's more countries
than you can uh yeah really uh it

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was just easier, you know.
And we were at the right age where

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we could just like tell everybody to
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just we were just like yeah,
just I mean, I mean I did

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like a I mean I basically did
the whole funck off thing to everybody.

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I just quit my job and I
broke up with my girlfriend and and off

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we went. Does she ever reach
out to you? Now, no,

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no, no, no no?
And when you say no, does that

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follow up with thank god? Ah? Do I want to say that on

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the radio. Yeah, that's not
to say these things on the radio.

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That's make gestures. I don't know
what that means because I'm from America.

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So all right, so you want
to do more? Would you rather?

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Yeah? Yeah, I'm all right? So would you rather pee play in

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Greenland with Lars as your drummer?
And I brought that up because they played

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in Antarica? Or would you would
you rather? Now? I just got

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stumped look at that. Or would
you or would you rather have S and

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M sex while you're playing with Laws
as you're drumming? Ah? Wow?

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Yeah? So both things involved Lars? Well, don't all things involved laws

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as far as he's concerned. True? I think, I mean, I'm

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considering both options, but I think
my girlfriend might be not too pleased if

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I have S and M sex with
Lars ulricon stage, even if it's our

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girlfriend's doing it to us. I
think I have kind of like this thing

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I'm I'm really afraid of like gimps. Yeah, I'm I don't like them.

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There's the dehumanizing factor that just kind
of fox me up. And I've

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been planning for a very long time
to just you know, like pop out

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of a at at some point wearing
a kimp mask. But I researched it

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and they are very expensive, like
the good ones, you know, they're

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like two hundred bucks or something.
You know, maybe that's what you should

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do. You could be like you
know, Slipknot or those other bands and

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just have gimp masks on. Great, great idea, but no things but

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to like to towards the Lars Greenland
situation, Like as a drummer, I

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would say, like I would prefer
them to cheat on me with Lars just

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by playing with him, rather than
like having S and M sex live on

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stage with him. Like you can't
go back from that. You're always the

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band that did that. Yeah,
then you always have to do S and

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M sex with him, like forever
we think it's give us the sex.

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Every set without S and M sex
with Lars is going to be a downgrade.

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I just remember this one might make
the news. So but okay,

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unless I have a loophole, So
if you if you have the whole sex

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with Lars thing as an art exhibition. Then you can really do whatever the

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fuck you want, you know,
so you like an a museum or something.

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Yeah, you do it like you
have paint on or something. And

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I'm like, you call the show
loophole. Okay, So here's a very

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serious question. Yeah, here we
go. If you do play gig in

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Greenland, do you have to do
it on ice skates? Oh? I

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don't want on ice? Now that
sounds pretty nice. Yeah, I mean

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I don't think you would have to, but it would be kind of fun.

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Now that would be fun. Yeah, I would break all of my

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limbs and most of my other things
too. Yeah, best not, I

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think, yeah, better the whole
largest situation. So I have one more

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question in the weirdness, all right, last one in the weirdness. Okay,

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So if you were speaking to some
German girl at a Belgium festival specific

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I like it, and your your
friend comes up to you and says say

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this to her in German, and
basically what he says to say is that

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you have a big stick and you
do it because you're a radio personality,

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so you have no shame in saying
anything. It might be from last night

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and she might be waiting out there
because I told her I had to go

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do an interview. So and then
she went from punching you to kissing you.

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Would you do that on stage?
I'd also take the risk of getting

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like either beaten up. And she
punched me before I said that, he

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said, he said, if you
say this to her, she'll win have

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sex with you. And before or
that, what I did was I pulled

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her hair and she punched me.
And then after said that my fingers or

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that's a punt uh and that which
she wants to go see tonight. Uh.

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And then after I said that,
I pulled her hair and she kissed

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me. So there you go.
Congratulations, man, you made it so.

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I would not do this on stage. No, if that's the question.

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So what I'm really doing is giving
you guys advice. Okay, next

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time you're at grasp pop Okay,
speak German. That's good advice. Thank

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you, sprak and kind of curseishishing
the fu sound good to me? All

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right? Tell everybody your socials,
your website how they can get all your

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music. Hit me up, you
bitch it. No, you know what's

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funny. You have an only fans
see only podcast only fans. I don't

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put stuff on there except ship like
this. Oh but I did my co

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host. Still, that's where you
find the rest of the German Girls story,

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and that's how you get more listeners. Well, yeah, you can

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find us on you know, Facebook, Instagram, the Vintage Caravan YouTube,

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the Vintage Caravan Twitter. I don't
know like X, I can't. I

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can't call it X. It's stupid. Yeah, it is pretty stupid.

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Well instead of sending a tweet,
is it like X marks the spot?

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Yeah? I don't like. Who
cares fuck X? Please answer us?

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What does it mean he's got fascination
with X? I think to do it

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BD seven club, I don't know
club. He was the guy that said

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that to you. A final remark
about that place that the owner of the

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place had a teasert on that was
fuck you, you fucking fuck And he

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had a really like a pencil mustache
and a nice ponytail. Yeah, shout

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out to him. It sounds like
a lot more went on there than you

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guys playing a gig. Oh we
have to go. Well, you guys

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killed it here at grasshop. Thanks
a lot for having a fun interview.

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And I might get canceled if this
one makes the news. It was already

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bad enough. We're going down with
you, I know, right, but

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nobody can cancel you guys because you
kick ass, and you kicked ass here

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at Grasshop. And thanks for being
on the Adventures Pie, Thanks Man,

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thanks for having us. Thank you
for listening to the Adventures of Fate Man

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on w for CUI Radio.