Sept. 23, 2024
PipemanRadio Interviews Balsac the Jaws of Death of GWAR at Riotfest 2024
Balsac the Jaws of Death of GWAR invaded the press area during a storm at Riotfest. We had a conversation about GWAR taking over Riotfest and a possible confrontation with SaxSquatch.
Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean...
Balsac the Jaws of Death of GWAR invaded the press area during a storm at Riotfest. We had a conversation about GWAR taking over Riotfest and a possible confrontation with SaxSquatch.
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Here's your host, the Vipe Man.
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With bass Act. Did Joseph Death of the rock group
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band gar nice?
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Now?
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I was supposed to have an interview with Sack Squatch
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down here after you guys. I told him he needed
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to come back and start an interplanetary war with you guys.
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He chicken out, he left, He wouldn't even come back
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to press.
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Totally typical of those exo morphs. I mean, they're always
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so scared to actually face up. You know, he can't
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even get a good picture of him.
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I know, right.
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Lies about those monsters.
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I mean what they say about large feet equaling large
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other parts of the anatomy total lies.
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I know from experience there.
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You go nothing like what gwar has What would have
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happened if he did show up?
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Oh I had We could have been friends, but now
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we'll never know.
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Now I have a beef with sasquatch or any other
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large footed, hairy mammals.
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That's right, you need to go get them. And you
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guys just came out with your thirty six an adversary
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of Hello, and man, that's badass. You read distributa. You
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got new artwork, new pictures, new everything. Tell us about
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that that.
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Was our first album.
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We're actually going into our fortieth year as a rock
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band on this planet. Of course, we had many many
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eons before that before he actually came to Earth that
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we were rocking out in outer space. But it's been
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forty years since we've been a band on Earth and
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we're about to celebrate it hard next year.
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Oh man, it's badass. And what do you think here?
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All this raid? Did you guys bring this here? At
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riot Fest?
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It seems like moisture follows Gore everywhere, so you can't
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go to a Goar show without getting soaked. That's Rtually,
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everyone's gonna be soaked before we even play today. That
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takes a lot of the fun out of it.
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Okay, I just have to tell you that's my photographer
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here there. When she's in the pit. You guys all
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got target her with everything you have, absolutely because she
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deserves it, she says. She goes in there, you guys
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miss her every time I do have to study some
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to fight or somebody else with. They got hit so
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hard in your pit that their contacts changed colors. I
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think they were really reptilian.
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We've had people change completely their skin color, like go
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in Caucasian, come out American, Indian.
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There you go. Why isn't Gwar running for president? Why
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aren't like all of you running for president? Forget everybody
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else we got here.
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We don't give a damn about your political system.
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It's moronic and stupid, and we've killed every president the
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United States since we've been around.
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Are you the ones behind what's been going on lately?
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I have no idea what's going on, that's right, neither
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rest of us do we. But we are gonna have
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a killer show out here at riot Fest. What are
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you gonna do after you leave this area here? What
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part of the planet are you going to destroy?
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Next?
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Probably one of these porta potties. I'm gonna blow it
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the hell up.
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Oh that would be you should bring them up on
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stage and blow them up on stage.
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The whole world is our port there.
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That's that's it. That's it. So are there any planets
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that you do like out there in the universe?
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I think Saturn's pretty sexy, but I feel like it's engaged.
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Somebody put on that put a ring on, right? Yeah?
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Who would you want to interview? If you were to
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interview somebody.
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I'd probably interview myself because then I wouldn't have to
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say anything because I know all the answers already.
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That's right. What's the dumbest interview question? Somebody asked you?
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Besides who would you want to interview?
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He asked me once, what is the dumbest interview question
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you've ever been? That has got to be the stupidest
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thing that anyone has ever asked me.
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I love it. I love it. Yeah, Well I'm a
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fucking idiot. What can I tell you?
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You know?
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But we love Gwar here at riot Fest. I can't
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believe you came here and invaded. Are you guys gonna
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eat Slayer later?
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I would like to, But Carrie King refuses to eat
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any food. That's phallic shaped, so I refuse to eat him.
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He won't be tasty. Willie, which one would be tasty?
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You think Tom Rile looks tasty?
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Yeah, there you go, Harry.
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I'll be getting hair in my teeth on me.
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I tell you what I think. You guys need to
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go up there and just have a war on stage
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while Slayer gets up there, and make sure they don't
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play any more shows ever. I heard they broke up,
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Well they did, but they're here now. You know. That's
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the earthly thing, you know. We disappear and then we
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keep coming back like roaches.
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Like everybody wishes we would break up, but we won't
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do it.
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Now. I don't know anybody wishes you'd break up, except
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all the other bands. You know, all these people here,
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they're all here for you. They don't give a shit
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about anybody else here at riot Fest. Oh obviously, when's
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the last time you played riot Fest? Have you ever
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played riot Fest? I don't remember.
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Every single year for the past twelve years, and some
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of the years they didn't have it because of COVID.
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Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. I know. I remember that.
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I'm here every year. That's why we even played.
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The April Fools lineups that they put out every year.
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We're on those as well, And did you fool everybody
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with that?
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We fooled everyone by actually playing even though they thought
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it was a joke.
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Lineup.
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That's fun. What's your favorite year of riot Fest that
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you played here? What's your favorite or favorite story from
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playing riot Fest?
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Ah, I don't know.
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I got nothing, so you remember half of them, and
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the ones I do remember, I can't remember that well.
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It was kind of like the Sunset strip in the eighties.
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They say, if you remember, you weren't really there exactly. Well,
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you guys gotta go take care of some crap and
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kill all of us here at riot Fest. You guys
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fucking rock. Thanks for being here at riot Fest. Thanks
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for not dropping your bullsack on my head during the interview.
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That happens after we return the recording device.
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That's that's right, that's right, kill it. We'll see you
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again next time, yeah, Joseph deaf
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Court, thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patemn
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on w for CUI Radio.
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