Aug. 11, 2025

PipemanRadio Interviews Waterlines at Bloodstock Open Air 2025

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PipemanRadio Interviews Waterlines at Bloodstock Open Air 2025.

The Pipeman Radio tour landed at The UK’s biggest independent metal festival featuring not only some of the biggest bands in Heavy Metal and Hard Rock, but also some of the best emerging metal music out of the UK and Europe competing in Metal 2 The Masses for a spot to play on New Blood Stage. The festival also features The Sophie Lancaster Stage dedicated to the memory of Sophie being brutally beaten and murdered just for being Goth and different. Sophie’s story particularly resonating with anyone who has been bullied, abused, or attacked for simply being who they are. The mission of The Sophie Lancaster Foundation is to stamp out prejudice, hatred and intolerance everywhere. This festival is more than just great music, fun, awareness, and togetherness. It's a family driven DIY Festival that cares where there ar eno outsiders. We join together for a common cause.

Next year is the 25th Anniversary. Get your tickets now at https://www.bloodstock.uk.com/ #BOA26 6th - 9th August 2026, Catton Park, Derbyshire

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Hy you have done too. Yes, that's true. Why for you?

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You?

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This is the pipe Man here on the Adventures pipe

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Man w four c Y Radio, and I'm here with you.

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Here we walt lines, I'm signing the drummer and some

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of the guitarist.

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Oh I thought I was here with the dirt bags.

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Yeah, the Northern dirt bags.

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Yeah, you're in Northern dirt bags right now? Did you

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self proclaim that or.

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Was that given to you self proclaimed?

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Like?

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Not given to us by our manager and social media

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person because we are awful to work with.

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I love it. That's so metal.

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It is so well right for the least metal people

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I know, right, I know.

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So it's like, but that is metal there. So that's

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your entrance into Bloodstock Festival. You can only be at

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Bloodstock if you're a Northern dirt bag.

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Yeah.

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I will be your hype man for sure. I don't

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know what a steak? No, I never mind, I don't

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even eat I even eat steak. Maybe some dirt No,

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I've got a jar of it.

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So what the fuck are you about? Anyways? I like

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that question.

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What are we about?

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What I'd say, But if you take a step back

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from metal and then realize that everyone's come to a

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festival in the blazing sunshine and everyone's wearing black, and

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then you think, how silly is that?

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That's what our music is.

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That's I get it. Like that's a perfect description, right.

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That's it.

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Like everyone's so serious sometimes and like there's a place

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for it metal And we realize we just make stupid music.

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We have no right to be here, to be honest,

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but people seem to have a good time, So yeah,

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why not give it to him?

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How did you get here? Anyway?

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I was waiting all day for somebody to give me

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that response.

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You're the first welcome. You are the first.

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To give me that one. Now I know why you're

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dirt bags.

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On your coolest buck.

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I love it too.

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I love that you love me because listen, you're an artist,

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and usually this is the ship part of the job,

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with boring questions and answering the same shit all day long.

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That turns you into a dirt bag. That's true. We

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don't need any more turning there right.

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Now?

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How would you, as the artist without labels, without genre,

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describe your music?

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Ah?

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What was the phrase hand grenade in a jump jar?

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I have a visual in my head of.

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That just dumps and jam everywhere.

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It's sounds like breakfast to me in all seriousness, fuck seriousness.

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But have you played Bloodstock before?

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Yeah?

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Yeah yeah yeah.

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How many times?

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So we played twenty eighteen new Blood, we played twenty

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twenty three in the Jaeger stage which.

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Is now emp Yeah yeah, yeah, that was amazing. That

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was such a good gig. And then like I love

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that stage. It's ridicous, right, and.

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Then two years ago like, oh my god, want it

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be amazing if you could play Sophie stage And here

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we fucking are.

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Yes, I love it.

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I love it, Al Simon hall watag giving us this opportunity.

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So now you're old blood. Yeah yeah we all see that.

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Yeah yeah yeah, thirty five year old blood.

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So why should people that listen to my show listen

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to you if they've never heard you, that's fine. No,

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they do have to work. They can't listen to my show.

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If they don't, they just.

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Don't fucking love X were silly. We're just a silly band.

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And if you need a break from like super extreme

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metal listeners.

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You know, I love that you put it that way.

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As a longtime metal head, there's some metal heads that

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just take themselves way too seriously.

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Life is too short, right, It's.

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Is music, have fun, Like, there shouldn't be rules. There

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shouldn't be all this bullshit of oh I'm a good

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keeper and you can only play this music and you're

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only in this genre. No, you can't mix eighty eight

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M with metalcore. That's stupid. No, it's fucking brilliant.

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Do you need to give a shout out to two

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guys that I'm outside fantastic guys. But they brought out

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an Excel spreadsheet. I you know, they're the clash Finder

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and they had green for sea, blue for maybe red,

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but definitely not all of Saturday. We were the only

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red bond on that and they were like, oh shit,

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I'm so sorry. Have we offended you? Or like no,

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that's fucking hilarious. I love those guys.

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I love them.

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So they didn't come and see me, that's fine. Everyone

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likes their own ship. But they got me a pint

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and I'm happy.

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Well, there you go. Let's listen, let'sn't solve everything. And

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you know what, I don't know. I think I would

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be proud to be the red one because it be

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kind of like, yeah, but did you see my crowd

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at my set, fuck you.

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It's really funny, like you'd have to get you'd have

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to be angry if you can. But it's like you'll

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either come and enjoy yourself or you own.

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Here's my viewpoint for real is as a musician, you

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should play whatever the fuck you want because you're the musician.

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And I think what gets you where you want to

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be is being yourself, not appealing to the audience. You'll

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get your audience when you appeal to yourself.

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Exactly that.

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I like, you can join us along for the ride

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if you want, but I could take it or leave it.

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And the fans that we've got there are absolutely incredible.

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They follow us around to shows all the time.

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I like, I love drum and bass, I love techno,

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I love my grime and my rap, and I thought,

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I want that in my music, so I'm gonna find

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a way to get it in.

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It's kind of like, okay, so everybody has been giving

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shit for the past few years to bring me to

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the horizon for playing all this different stuff, and I'm like,

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good for them, man, like play whatever you want.

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They playing like sold out arenas right.

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Exactly exactly, even more so that they're doing all this stuff,

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but i'lly put it grit and best. In an interview,

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he's like, why do I want to write the same

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song over and over and over again? You know that's

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no fun as a musician. It gets boring to you,

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And like, why wouldn't you want to experiment as an artist?

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And why do we have to be locked into a genre?

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Like I never want to know a band's genre because

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it's fucking stupid. Like that's where the gatekeeping comes in

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and the formulas.

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I hate that. Old school, we didn't have formulas to

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make music.

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Okay, Now it's like, well, if you're a metalcore you need.

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To do this and that. You just and then they

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all sound the same.

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I think the really cool thing about like so size,

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like our main composer band and his writing process works

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so well because he's so natural about the way that, like,

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you love your DM, but he also loves his math.

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I've heard him.

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I've heard him listen to Lamb of God. Don't tell

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anyone I've heard that once.

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You didn't do that.

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And the way he blends the two together, it's just

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so natural because the two of its loves coming together.

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You can't really force this music. No, it's just you

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gotta be happy with that you.

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Well, the main thing is it's like I like the

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music that I right, and that's it.

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But that's the way it should be, though, Yeah, how

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can you play music that you don't like to work?

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Like, if I'm cross one day, it's like I'll put

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on brace and then if I'm happy one day, I'll

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put on pray. He just music for all different flavors,

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different emotions.

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I agree with that because like music is the best therapy,

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and sometimes you need different types of therapy throughout the day.

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And if you just listen to the same stuff all

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the time, I think that's very like one dimensional. And

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I think all human beings should have multiple facets. For me,

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I say, I'm schizophrenic. That's my multiple facets of my personality. Okay,

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but I like it that way. And who gives a

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fuck what anybody else thinks? And Funny, the minute I

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stopped caring about what my listeners thought, it's when my

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show blew up. Is because I was just like, I

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don't give a fuck what comes out of my mouth.

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Even when my daughter, she was she worked for me

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for a while and she's like she told her siblings.

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She's like, oh my god, I just heard dad curse.

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It's the first time I've ever heard them curse.

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In my life.

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And then it's like her mom, who I'm not married

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to anymore, calls her up. One day, let's see your

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dad's rays show what happened to him? He was never

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that obnoxious. I'm like, that's a win. Changed the word

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obnoxious to libable, exactly right. And I am lovable by

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my listeners because they fucking stalk me. Now I have

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this fake group on I made up, okay, and it's

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basically a new bed and breakfast at the pipe Man's place.

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Okay.

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You come to the pipe Cave, I call it the

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pipe Cave like Batman. Okay, you service the pipe man

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all night long, you serve the pipe man breakfast, and

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then you leave. Women call into my radio show to

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buy this fake group on. Shit you not. Okay, I

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have an even better one because you're gonna love this

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bid from here opposed to my idiotic country.

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Okay.

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Every presidential election since the first Trump Hillary one, I

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have run a presidential campaign pipe Man for, and I

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do a voiceover of Bill Clinton saying I did not

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have sexual relations with that woman.

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And I come on, I'm like, this is pipe Man.

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You vote me for president, I will have sexual relations

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with that woman. Vote pipe Man for pres And then

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twenty sixteen, I literally I couldn't vote for either one

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of them. So I wrote in pipe Man in my vote,

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and I told I said on my show, I had

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five of my listeners literally vote for me for president

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based on that.

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Whatever. Why are we interviewing you? I don't know.

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Yeah, you can't get Oh.

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Go ahead, start interviewing me.

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Maybe we need to run for prime minister.

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Right, yeah, like full way prime ministership.

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Oh yeah, Imagine how great the world would be if

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you were prime minister and I was President of the

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United States.

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Music would rule the world.

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I put air conditioning units on the outside of buildings

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to COOLi I don't stop blable warming.

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I need that because I live in Florida, So we

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need air conditioned outside instead of a detention center in

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the Everglades. Let's build air conditioners out. That's my next

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platform in two thousand.

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You should put it. Whatever manifesto is part of your

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next campaign.

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Oh yeah, I have great campaign promises. My campaign for

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health insurance in my country is no. Everybody gets free healthcare,

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but not from the taxpayers. Make big Pharma and the

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insurance companies pay for everybody's health. Come on, vote pipe

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Man for president. I will make that happy. From the UK,

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I will allow that too.

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Like Trump can do whatever you want, why can't I.

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That's a very good argument I can't argue with.

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Yeah, I don't have enough felony convictions to become president.

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Now low to clean, so yeah, I mean listen on

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the note of music ruling the world, I do have

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an idea to solve all the world's problems.

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One music festival for the whole world.

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Everybody is required to tend like required and we just

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all work out all our problems in a mosh pit.

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Pipe Man, bipe Man, bipe Man, bipe man.

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See there you go, Like, think about when that when

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we're at Bloodstock, we don't give a shit about the

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world's problems.

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We're all one big family. We all love each other.

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We're all outsiders, but there's no outsiders here. We're not

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from the same walk of life, we're not the same people.

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We don't like or dislike or whatever, but we can

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all agree on one thing that your band is the

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best in the fucking world.

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Ah, that could be a sign off for like everything,

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for life for us now that.

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We've got that clip, but we completely all yeah, yeah,

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I'll give it to you. You can use it.

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Pipe Man has voted you the number one band in

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the world. Yes, exactly, but it's more like pres candidate

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because that's cool. You know, I don't want to be president.

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I want to be pres Like, hello, mister Pres.

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I like it.

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Hello Press, pipe Man.

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And my first order of business as taking over after

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Trump tries to steal the election from me is to

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make sure to have him in the center of the

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moshpit and only put people that are not white, that

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are not male, and that are not straight in the

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marsh pit.

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This mush pit, it's so big, the biggest pit I've

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ever seen.

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I was like, wow, that's so.

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When I was in the middle of the biggest irons

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and they played the biggest breakdown I've ever heard.

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You too, Trump, great man.

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If Trump were prime minister, you could beat him.

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Do Tuneune June Trump.

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Well, my June, my June, my iraqis.

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Oh, we've got on like a tangent of inside jokes

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up Trump quite a lot, quite a lot.

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I love the only way that you can get over

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the horror the fat orange man. Actually, it doesn't matter

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that he's fat or orange, that he is a horrible person.

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There's one more very important thing. Okay, you're ready for this.

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Hit me, not Day's orange, not days Fat. But I

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asked this question in interviews a lot of one story,

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good or bad. When you're like eighty in your musical journey,

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what would it be? And the number one answer I

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ship you not The number one answer is when I

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ship my pants on stage. Trump ships his pants. He

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could play a bloodstock. That is true.

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He just gets up on stage and ships his breeches.

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Well, sir, I know.

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My question is what is your management at everybody in

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your camp gonna think of this interview?

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Is it like all the rest that you do? Yeah,

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pretty much.

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It's just the same question so we get all the time. Yeah,

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everyone wants to.

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Ago.

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This is bullshit, Pike.

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I think you should change the name of your bead

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to waterboarding, and then.

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I let you get water board. Trump. I'm gonna get deported.

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You realize that, right, I'm not gonna be let back

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in when I fly home of it. No, you can't

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us oh my god. Well, you know, one of the

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publicists here said to me, I download like you should

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move here so he could do all the festivals. And

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I'm like, I really do love it here, and I

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love the people here, but your fucking bipolar weather I

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cannot fucking deal with. Okay, Like I don't want experience

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all four seasons in five minutes.

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You become molded by it.

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It's like I gotta bring all my clothes with me

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everywhere I go.

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It's brought something great in the English people, which is sarcasm. Yeah,

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sarcasm is born of just the chaotic weather and hating

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life and everything.

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Shit, it's raining all the time. It's pretty some fucking cold, but.

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We have a good laugh.

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You just made me realize something though, Okay, I was profound,

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It's totally and you made me realize something. I'm originally

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from New York and New Jersey, which is one of

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the reasons I got along with britt.

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I was married to one.

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I didn't get along with her though, but she was

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batshit crazy. That's another story, okay, But I like batshit crazy,

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so maybe I'm the one that's the problem.

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Okay.

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But our second language or first actually is sarcasm. So

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I just saw something though. Why were we so sarcastic

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for so long?

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Oh?

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Trump was our developer in New York and New Jersey.

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That's why. Yeah, totally, that does make sense.

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So if people want to vote on whether you should

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change your name or.

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Not to waterboard in to waterboard.

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Yeah, while you were talking, I would send out a text,

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yes it so so search waterboarding or on all socials Spotify.

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Don't YouTube it, definitely, don't live leak it.

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You should, that'll be your legs video. Man, Like you

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could waterboard each other in the video water board if

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we fe like with.

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The little flower pot.

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A watering can what someone in an allotment getting water boarded?

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Oh hang on a minute, some flowers and then yeah,

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back to it.

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Oh man?

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So yeah, So why don't you really really tell them

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what your real socials and your real webers and how

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they can buy your merch because they can't fucking listen

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my show if they don't buy your merch.

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So if you go to our Instagram and we are waterlines,

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there's a link to like, there's a card link to

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all of our stuff. So like Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube

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and most importantly the merch on our big cartel site.

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I can see by the way too.

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I just thought this, this interview is going to go

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viral and the headlines are going to be pipe man

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has water boarding playing at.

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The inauguration and it was a fucking pleasure.

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So now do you want to tell people about stuff

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you got coming out that they need to look at

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and check out and all that stuff?

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Oh to be bare.

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Yeah, we got a new song Toennister that's coming out

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Wednesday thirteen, twenty twenty five. It's like whole synth wave,

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like with the sunset and all that cool stuff. That's

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got a YouTube video made by Jane slater Kill a track.

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You can bang your head to it. You can have

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a little rave party. You'll love it. Give it a spin,

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let us know what you think, and if you don't

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like it, don't tell me.

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I do have a question now after you say that,

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can would you get like a seizure if you were

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raving and headbanging at the same time.

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I haven't yet, but yeah, I get very dizzy.

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Ye yeah, oh yeah, like.

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You know what I do?

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I do what there's a car dealership those inflatables where

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they're just flopping about.

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Every I think you should just go up with machine

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heads playing and start doing that. Oh my god, I'm

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not sure you might have tied or won for the

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funniest airview ever.

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Do you want to know what the funniest interview I've

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ever had? Is? Airborne? Airborne? They were.

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It was that festival in the US called Luard in Life,

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and the interview before me was with this bourbon connoisseur

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and you had them in for in the in his

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trailer for an hour drinking and tasting bourbon. They were

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so drunk by time they came out. They did and

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