PipemanRadio Tour: NAB is Here!

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1:01 Way kind of America. It's time for the adventure. So pipe Man before see why do I conference? Palm Beach is number one Internet radio station and here's your. Host, the pipe Man. I've made it. I made it, I made it, Okay. So last time you were hearing from me on Wednesday, on what the fuck Wednesday? And I was still at Podcast Movement in Chicago. But then the very next day I was on a jet plane to where I am now in the greatest adult playground in the world, Viva Las Vegas for the NAB Show. So where are my pipe nuts?

1:47 Hello? Hello? I thought I was in Vegas for a second. There but I guess not. I'm not allowed to back in Vegas. So there's that. Yeah, well, keep the pipe man out. But they're not successful. So here's something I'm going to have to look at too. Okay. So one, here's the thing. When I was up by myself, it showed a lot more okay. How did it look very busy? Right? Okay? So was it okay or just too much? If it was like a long period of time, it would be too much.

2:28 Yeah. So what I also thought of, if we're going to put the banner behind me, is that I have to keep that into account because it we'll fit right nicely in this. But now we got to think of the why. So hmm, we'll have to test stuff out, maybe put it back further. I don't know, we'll test that out. The road's constantly under construction, as we keep saying on the Adventures of Pipe Man. But man, I'm here at NAB and oh my god. Okay, so you know, first of all, I'm here in Vegas, which I love Vegas. I probably won't sleep the whole conference because you know, conferences by day, Vegas by night, and you can't sleep when you're in Vegas. That's just ridiculous. And you know what, I forgot something one, Okay, so the cat's out of the bag. I did have another shirt for pre recording this episode, and I forgot to put it on. So I'm still a celebrity podcaster from podcast movement. But hold on, I'll be right back because I need to change shirts, okay, because I'm wearing the wrong shirt to the wrong show.

3:53 So so Rebel and One you take over. Maybe you guys can tell from your point of view what NAB is all about. And I'm very scared to put that in your hands, but I'm going to anyway, and maybe you can mix it in with what day it is or some crap like that. But I gotta go change the shirt for the sake of the show. Okay. So the people that tune in after this, we'll never know I wasn't wearing the same shirt. All right, let's do it. Do you want to jump into the days of what today's are? All right?

4:34 No, I want to talk about NAB. It's been a while since I've been to NAB. Last one I went to was in h Tennessee. I think that one was really fun and it's the National Association of broadcasters. It's it's really cool. There is so much to learn go on here. It's so fun. You need to get him to invite you to or just invite yourself to go to one of these things. Well, the problem with that the problem. Yeah, so the problem, the problem with me inviting myself means I have to pay for myself. Right, the same thing. Okay, you know you want to play, you gotta pay and uh that's what I said. I was ready for I was ready for it. I had it sitting there. Okay, so this is more appropriate because for podcast movement, I was wearing my podcast celebrity shirt.

5:36 For for n a B, I'm wearing my broadcasters shirt. Okay, so you got to make sure you're on the right page because n a B is all about broadcasters, podcasters, streamers, and people paying their own way. So n a B stands for not your average broadcast. That would not that's not what that sounds. Okay. So first, well, it's an organization that we're part of. It's called NAB, the National Association Broadcasters. This is the NAB Show. Okay, there's a difference. One is the actual, you know, entity, and one is the event for the entity. Okay, and there are just like a podcast movement, there are two nabs.

6:26 This is the main one and then there's one that's in New York that's in like the winter time. So yeah, basically this is the granddaddy of all granddaddies. I can tell you. Even the pipe man is like, whoa you know, and whoa this is big, and whoa, this is a lot of walking. I'm probably gonna have to walk eighty miles through this thing, man, because not only that, I got walked to the hotel and walked back. Like, it's Vegas. It's stupid to have a vehicle. It's stupid to even day Google. You can get there faster walking, you know, and you know you could pass by, you know, any anything you want. You're in Las Vegas. It's anything you want if you If you want a dispensary, it's on your street. If you want to prostitute, it's on your street.

7:20 If you want casino, it's on your street. If you want alcohol, it's on your street. You name it. Even if you want Mickey the drunk, Mickey Mouse the Drunk to beg from you, it's on this street. Have you ever seen it? Sounds like, oh, well, you know what's interesting about Vegas now, especially this side to strip. Like when I was a kid going to Vegas, it was when the mafia still ran it, and they ran it a lot better than the corporations. I got news for you. As soon as corporations took over for the mafia, things go downhill. Okay. The mafia ran this town like a well oiled machine. You could get a buffet full breakfast, lunch, dinner for like two bucks. You got comped to everything because they were smart. They knew if they comp to you, you're gonna stay and you're gonna gamble more and all this.

8:21 Plus you could go from one casino to another. Since Corporate America took over Vegas the strip, first of all, you can't go from one place are it's a major payass. They've built these things where you can't cross the street. You have to actually go walk up these stairs, walk across, walk down the stairs. Like to get across the street. It takes you fifty two minutes, okay, and it's a lot of work. But not only that, but they don't give you a crap anymore. That same two dollar buffet is now like fifty four dollars, Like, I'm sorry, I'm gambling thousands on your tables and you want me to spend fifty four dollars on a crappy buffet? Are you kidding me? You know, before you know what, I would get it for free, gain a compt. But even if you went to Vegas and you didn't gamble, you could eat like a king. Now it's like, yeah, I'll pass on that, I'll go down the street.

9:21 I mean, at least you had a win, right, Like you could lose all your money, but you were eating good. Exactly, and you got the room for free, like you live in a life. You know, he costs you one thousands of dollars, but you know it's still yeah. But you're not spending it in the room or in food. You're spending on something that you're having fun with. Have you ever heard the story or anybody watching about the pipe man's first experience in casino that would require a guess? Or no? Okay not dead dead air. Dead air is not what we want here? Okay, So no you haven't. So here's the story. Okay, So my father comes home one day, live in New Jersey, and he says, meet your new step mother and we're going California in three days, and you can never tell a living soul. And then we started to drive cross country three days later for real.

10:23 He wasn't kidding, and we're driving cross country and it was quite an experience. Okay. One of my brothers came with us, one that I didn't even grow up with. So we had two vehicles. We had my dad and my stepmother in my stepmother's car, which was a Payak Firebird, which, by the way, when we got to California, I did get a license, and I did drive it to the seven eleven in our neighborhood and I did back out of the parking space and slid all the way across the car next to me. And that Firebird was white and the car was blue, and I thought nothing of it. I just went home and parked it in the driveway, went in the house and got a knock on the door.

11:10 You can guess who was knocking on the door. The irs. Close. It was the owner of that car with the police. Apparently you're not allowed to just scrape along the car and fuck the car up and just leave. Apparently I didn't know that. I was only, you know, sixteen, how am I supposed to know? You know, and. You're supposed to leave a sorry note in a sneakers. Bar exactly, I didn't. Nobody told me that. Though. Nobody told me that. So, yeah, that wasn't a good day. Okay, but let's back up to a better day on the way there. Okay, Well, first we'll back up to just before when we first entered California. There was a massive explosion, explosion, because what I also got to see at twelve years old was in the middle of the night entering California.

12:15 This is that, my first time entering California. The Hell's Angels blowing up some shit. Nice. Yeah, that was what I saw after leaving Vegas. So here's what happened in Vegas. So I'm a gamer, so of course we go to Circus Circus, so my dad could just go and gamble, and he could just hand me money and say, here, go play in the arcade. Well, what he didn't count on is that I also knew how to rig games that I didn't need the money to play. So what I did was is I I played some pinball, I played some football, I played some Space Invaders, Missile Command Asteroids, and then I got bored if I didn't spend any money. Yet I had plenty of games. I loaded them up with like ninety nine games on all of them. The football one was there.

13:20 Used to be this game I used to love. It was x's and o's and it was rolling balls and there were four balls, so you could play like four people. So your friends would you would go crazy? Do you remember this rebel in the arcades? No? Okay, So that requires saying no, okay, they they can't air your blank face stare on the radio. Okay. So basically, and you would do this ball, you'd be like this and everybody like everybody like be pumped up. It was like playing the Super Bowl. So I figured out how you could play that game with penny instead of a quarter. So basically, because they didn't do token back then, that's it's because people like me why they went to tokens.

14:03 They don't do tokens anymore either. They have the card. Now you have to get like a little card that you recharge. Yeah, exactly, it's because of people like me, and they did. They did actually change how money went into these arcade games too, because the original ones were just metal a metal slot okay, and then they changed it to kind of digital. It was red and black and it kind of lit up and it went straight in instead of angled down. And but so on the football game, what I would do is I would take a penny and it would have like this round slot. Okay, I can't get it in the screen. Fuck it. Uh. It was like it was a round slot that was like flat up against the game. So you had to take your quarter and like almost like push it in and then it came down. So what you would I would do is I would take a penny, drop it in there and time it perfectly and then punch in the middle where it was going down. And so that was the area where it determined whether you try and put slugs in or fake coins or whatever. And it would so if it was a penny or a slug or a fake coin, it would go down one path. If it was a quarter, it went down the other path. So basically you're in the right path exactly. And then so

15:34 there was that, and then there were pinball machines. So pinball machines had to they were so brilliant when they first made pinball machines because there was a button underneath the pinball machine that all you had to do is push it and you could play it for free. And unless you knew, you didn't know you were stuffing cores in there. But I knew, so I'd just push in play the pinball, and then like the other games like the Space of Missile Command, Asteroids and stuff. They had that and pac Man they had this little angled slot. So you would tape a quarter with a scotch tape to a string usually dental flaws, and drop it down in there. And what happens is when the quarter goes down, it hits a switch. So what you do is you just keep dropping it up and down and keep flipping the switch.

16:30 Do you give yourself more credits? Yep? And I would wrap it up like ninety nine credits, and then I'd play like four and there'd be some kid younger than me beyond me, and I'm like, hey, hey, kid, you want to buy this? I got ninety five games here. You could buy it for five bucks. So you've been a businessman your whole life. Totally flicten. When I was eleven years old and younger, probably ten, I had paper routes, but not just one. I had two two major paper routes, and I used to go knock on doors. I started, like, as example, I did the Star Ledger, which is, you know, the most popular paper in Jersey, and the Sunday one was like this thick, you know, and I started. They gave me twelve customers. I ended up knocking on doors and I had sixty four customers. So even then entrepreneur salesperson money, Henry, what's he what's she's showing? I can't see twenty five cents.

17:30 Oh, it's funny that you mentioned the video games because a fan sent me this. Wow, look at that you would put the money in. The little slot and it was twenty five cents once. It just made me remember, it's like, wait a minute, I've seen what he's talking about. I've been a video games and arcades, but that I want to thank the fan who sent that. That was pretty cool to bring. Back the old school arcades. Well. Yeah, so when I was as a kid, my goal in life was to own an arcade once I turned eighteen. By the time I turned eighteen, arcades were already out. Of the See I've been to arcades like when I was little, and now the arcades now are mostly just video games that you have to just stand there or sit there and not do anything, whereas the arcades before you actually had to move around and do stuff, like you know, the Dance Dance Revolution. You literally had to move your entire body, and it was a workout just trying to get hit that record that like the highest record, trying to break the record. It was an entire workout.

18:38 Do you know that I've had, except for recent last couple of years, I've had every gaming system ever made, and I played the first video game ever made in history I played. I remember when the first video game that was similar to today, like with graphics came out. I was like, oh my god. It was called dragons Slayer, dragons Layer or something like that, and it was like a movie, like you were playing a movie like games are now, but you didn't have it then. And and also games back then, if you were somebody like me that was a techie or a gamer, you could figure it out, like I beat Super Mario Brothers in all cheades. Yeah. Well, no, I never used cheat codes. I didn't want cheat codes. You.

19:27 I used to figure out the patterns because they all had very distinct patterns. Yeah, the programming. The programming was very very like very simple. Yeah yeah, so like that's why I never want cheat codes, and I still don't want cheat codes because I want to figure it out. Because like games like Super Mario Brothers, you could have gotten the cheat codes or you could figure it out. It was a lot more fun to figure out all the secret stuff. Like I used to figure out the secret stuff instead of looking in the magazine for it. You know what wasn't fun? What if you lost that level twenty two you had to start again from level one? Yeah yeah, well yeah that.

20:09 I like it. How you you can save your progress now? But yeah, that's how I that's how I beat. I beat Super Mario Brothers in one night. I just play. Me and my roommate. Uh, me and her just played all night long till I beat it and beat that bowser bitch. But you got your peach. Yeah, there you go. I got my peach. And in more ways than one, there and so and and she wasn't a Georgia peach either. Uh but going back to Vegas. So what happened was is okay, So now I got bored.

20:51 I played the video games. I still had the money in my pocket. So I decided to walk out into Uh oh, so how are you coming in the studio? I have ninjas on top of the roof right now. Then there's they're climbing up. They have like helmean's and everything. Are they taking over? Is this? I think I think they should I show this. I think they're looking for you. They're wearing they're wearing even they're wearing goggles. I think they have a spray can on them. Sharp show the viewers what it's like from our studio.

21:35 I don't know if you can see that. Uh there we go. Oh, that's just a couple of kids getting stoned on the roof. That's what they're doing. I'll bet you that's what they're doing. We have proof. Hey, that could be that could be the next serial killer you just caught on camera there and you might have to go into court to show this did to uh you know, make sure that we catch them. My encounter with the ninjas. See now your light's not as kids those spot. Yeah, he's trying. He's trying to nudge it over.

22:19 Camera's in a whole different spot. Now it's okay, it'll readjust. Still cameras. Okay, So where were we it is getting better now, now it's better. It was really distracting me there for a second. You know, I have to be honest, No, seriously, though, So I walk down in the casino. I decided to take the money and play the slot machines, and it was all over from there. From there, I've been in casinos ever since. Uh, you know, I propose a thing one after a casino. So bad that machine doesn't like like arcades. So losing one's wasn't enough.

23:00 No, that would be interesting if you money like that. Put my in like what could have been. Like in an arcade? Like you were talking about how you did in the arcade and you just hit, oh, yeah, you know you had dental flaws to casino like that. Yeah, totally. Uh you know. Oh so you don't. One, you don't know the story of why I propose, Like, okay, so we know that thing two, I had sex by mistake and that's how I ended up married. But Thing one, there's also a story of why I why I proposed. I didn't plan on proposing. When I did, it was therapy. Actually you don't know the story one.

23:48 No, but I know you needed therapy afterwards. Okay, So here's the deal. When I first met thing one, I was in the investment business and commodity specifically, which is very fast paced, like being in casino at the crap table, and I used to gamble with people's money all day long. And then three nights a week I would go out with my dad on the Sea Escape, which was a cruise to nowhere that went out of Fort Laurdale, and they're like those gambling cruises. They would just go out a mile out and you know, and there was a reason to hang. And so we would go on three times a week. I used to joke around call it my second job, and I was doing pretty good, like I was making money at it. And then the first night, which was three weeks after I met Thing one, I decided to bring her on this boat.

24:43 And within the first half an hour I'm on the on the ship, I lost nine hundred dollars. What what'd you say, rebel? So she made it back safely, So that goes to ship something. Yeah maybe, so, yeah, she made it back safely. I think she's delayed because she's always talking after us. Yeah, she's definitely on a delay. So okay, So basically what happens I lost nine hundred dollars in like a half an hour, and there were hours to go of the cruise, and it was raining outside.

25:23 I was wearing an Armani suit. Decided to take her up to the top deck. And I guess I was so depressed from losing nine hundred dollars act quickly. I needed something to make me feel better. Like that's what people do. That's like, you know, usually when people make bad decisions, it's because they made other bad decisions and they make another bad decision to make themselves feel better. So I got down on one knee and I proposed. And okay, that was three weeks after I met her. Okay, Now, the way you used to be with me and my dad, because if you know gamblers, they don't like to be bothered sometimes when they're gambling, Okay, And so me and my dad would be at separate tables, and we would meet at the end like we would meet in the beginning.

26:19 We would meet at the end, uh, you know, in the bar after the casino closes and we're coming back into port. So when we meet them down there, and I decide, payback's a bitch. So I said to my dad, I said, meet your new daughter in law. Uh so yeah, so there's that story. And oh, Rebel, you know you want to know about thing two and how it happened by mistake? Am I right? I did? Why is she shaking her head? Work like we're on radio?

27:00 Man? Come on? I said, yes, yes, very much. Can you not hear me? We came shaking your head first, I'm talking and you are on delay, So there was because I thought it was so anyway, what happened was is I was like best friends with her for like eighteen months and it was me, her, Chad and Heather, and we always used to hang out and stuff, and so I was the type I was, you know, I was divorced ray obviously the two older kids were already out, but the two younger girls, they were living with me, and I never brought women around ever, okay, and I never and so the only time I would be with hers like times when my kids were not home or they're sleeping at their friend's house. But even then I wouldn't let her come over my house, you know, and or stay over.

27:59 And we were like such close friends that I would when my kids were sleeping over in her friend's house. I was sleeping. I would sleep over her apartment and we it'd be one of those scenarios, you know, like, you know, sleeping in bed, but nothing, You're just friends, you're just sharing the bed, you know, type of thing. And we did that for a long time. Never anything happened, never, never, never, But I did like her from day one that I met her, and I just never cross that line because I didn't want to screw things up. So one night we were at my house hanging out, and then she was leaving to go back to her apartment because that sometimes the four of us would hang out at my house if my kids were sleeping out, and then she would leave. She wasn't allowed to stay over in case my kids came home in the middle of the night or something. And so she's leaving and then I get a text message and it says want to bone over.

29:05 Now it's back in the days of like flip phones, not smartphones. Okay, So I show it to Heather Briquet, the female Does this mean what I think it means? And she goes yeah, And I told her and Chad, I'm like, get the fuck out. And then I mean, there was no way this could have been out of correction, right, no. Possible way, didn't even enter my mind, didn't even I swear it didn't even enter my mind. And so then I race over to her apartment and she was already like half asleep, and I just came in and got into bed and I went to town like immediately, and she did not resist. And then the next morning she's like, what even came over you last night? And so I told or what happened, and then she hit me in the arm and started laughing and said, you idiot. It was that was auto correct. It was supposed to say you want to come over? I told her, I'm like, but I asked Heather Raquette and she said that's what it meant. So I even got confirmation. So anyway, married three months later.

30:25 Wow, Yeah, it would probably take me three months to remember their name. Well, I didn't know her for eighteen months, so. It would take me eighteen months. You can be considered a friend. So does that mean you've known your current significant other for about twenty five years? No, I've known her, Uh, I read it over like about two years. Okay, So and did you like her from day one? Or were you? Is this somebody you just met as a friend. No, I think I think I liked it from day one. You know, it was kind of like and like because you know, when you first meet someone, they're always like on their best behavior and everything. And for me, I've always been the what you see is what you get type of person like I never changed because a lot of people say, like, you know, when you start dating, like people start up here and then over time they start lowering lower and lowering until they become like this obnoxious like a whole, and I'm like, No, for me, it's more like, what you see is what you get.

31:30 I'm not going to show you a better version of myself. I'm not going to show your worst version of myself. I am who I am. You either accept it or you don't. And that's the thing I talk about it all the time, that people like they're always on their best behavior in the beginning. I have a different philosophy, show me your worst, because if I can live with you're worst without even having any feelings yet, then you're golden. Oh absolutely, Like it's easy if they're at their best. But that's not real either, Like that happened with things she was our best behavior being who she thought I wanted her to be until three years later she decided, like so many women do, that she lost herself and had to get herself back. The problem is I never met the other person that she was showing me now, and frankly I didn't like her very much. She did say at the end of our marriage, I told you, I told you.

32:26 If you didn't, I told you in the very beginning that you wouldn't like me very much. I didn't listen. She was right. So anyway, we're at NAB in Las Vegas, where what happens in Vegas? Well, what happens in Vegas states in Vegas. No, I didn't take it as a chance. There's her delay, worry on another conversation and she's asking her question. Okay, I've always had a problem with that statement because I feel like, if you get an STD in Vegas, it's not getting to say, in Vegas is going to come home with you? Well, I don't know. Maybe Vegas has like the day after pill for SDDS. Why has somebody invented that, Like, forget that day after for if you're pregnant, get the day after pill for SDDS. If you could invent that, you would be rich beyond all belief. Imagine a world where you never had to worry about STDs.

33:31 Just put like a little machine in the bathrooms in the clubs. Yeah, exactly. Like there's so many women in my life that I've wanted to have sex with and didn't because I was I didn't want to catch an STD. And I am like very careful with that stuff, Like I have turned down more opportunities as a man, and I'd care to admit. I'm just thinking if somebody would invent that, then I wouldn't have had to turn all these women down. Who wants to wake up in the morning and they're junk falls off? I don't think it would fall off. I think it would just look different.

34:12 Oh it could, it could, Okay, it could start like peeling and flaking and all kinds of things can happen. Rebbel's losing it over there, like it's almost like she's experienced just before. She's like she's feeling like she feel like, man, she's speaking my language now. It's like she has a very vivid image in her mind. Can you see Can you see that? That's why Jews? Can you smell the oozing? Yeah, well that's why Jews have a breast and get circumcised, because can you see what comes out of that little hoodie? Rose?

35:04 She's got terrible internet. Now yeah, now she's one with terrible Internet. I think it's because she moved or she's doing some other ethnic rigging like she likes to do. Hey, let me ask you a question, rebel. Have you taken a wire and ran it down the street to the library and hooked it into their headsets there to do the show? No? Oh, okay, I was just curious. That looks like a librarian headset. Are you a librarian?

35:45 No? Oh okay, yeah, you're You're not that good or bad. I think she went into an airplane and then stole it from the pilot. There you go. Have you guys been to Vegas before? I'm not allowed to talk about that legally speaking. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't know how anybody can lived her whole life and never have been to Vegas, Like it is an amazing thing at night too. I used to drive when I lived in California. I drive to Vegas and it's like a five hour drive from LA But three hours of that drive is through the desert where there's absolutely nothing and it's pitch black and then all of a sudden, over the horizon, the whole horizon lights up like more than the sun. There's more light coming off of Las Vegas than any sun could ever do. And it's just an amazing say, it's like out of nowhere, it's just like there. And then of course, you know, if you want to drive out of town, you could go to some of the cool ranches. You wear a cowboy hat one you would like Vegas because there's ranches there.

37:03 Yeah, and seeing how that there's a desert there, like I would probably prefer to be out in the middle of the desert by myself with my camera and taking pictures of the night sky. Then in the middle of all the night life with all the people. But when you want to take picture pictures at the ranches. Yeah, just borrow a horse, go out into the middle of nowhere. And oh, they don't have horses at these ranches. Really, well kind of ranch doesn't have a horse. I mean they might have pigs, but no horses. I can ride a pig. I'll take the challenge. The ranches are the legal whorehouses, the brothels.

37:45 The brothels. Okay, they're called ranches. So that's what they're calling it these days. No, they's been calling it. What's it a rebel? Look it up the famous one. I'm forgetting the name right now. It's the something that will give you a little hint. But it's like the most famous one in Las Vegas or in Nevada. It's not actually in Vegas. You know, you got to go out into the desert to hang out with horse. I mean there's horse at the casinos too, but they're not at their house. Did you find it yet? Rebel?

38:26 We have to wait ten seconds for her to answer. I know, see because I'm looking. I'm looking it up here in the space. That's shit, that's the one the Mustang ranch. So see they have mustangs, not horses. So I'm looking it up and it says Sandy Valley Ranch has horseback riding. Yeah that's a real ranch, dude. Yeah, so I would go to one of the real ones, not the brothels. But the brothels. You know, it's a more challenging ride. I wouldn't feel comfortable there. My OLCB would always tell me that it's very dirty in there, and I wouldn't want to even sit down anywhere so let me.

39:07 Ask you a question though, So, horse or whore? Which one do you think is dirtier? Horse? So then you wouldn't mind being a brothel. Then hoores are dirtier than horses? Or oh okay? Uh so yeah, well, so let me ask you a question. Then, how do you know that some woman you're picking up somewhere is not more infested than the people at the ranch?

40:02 How do you mean? Well, you said you're OCD'd be worried about how. Yeah, well, I'm thinking about the brothel, and I'm just like, my mind would always be thinking like there's been naked butts touching everything in this brothel, So I wouldn't be able to be touching furniture in that brothel. Yeah, I mean I've never been to one of them, but I would tend to think that they clean it more than the girl at. The bar. Who doesn't care. I mean, I wouldn't pick up someone at the bar anyways. So I have a question for you that my daughter asked me because she was trying to prove something and it didn't work out for her. And I'm going to ask you, and I'm going to ask rebel over there.

40:47 Let's start with rebel. How often do you change do you clean your sheets on your bedding? How often do you clean the bedding and switch out the betting rebel in Louisiana. Once a week unless it's used and then it gets changed right after. Unless it's used, it's used every night. Used for sexual activity by adults. And how often does that happen? Once a week? Apparently exactly? Okay, how about how do you stay at my house all the time? So how about you studio? Not?

41:28 So I have multiple sets of them, so I changed them out like every couple of days, but I washed him once a week. Wow, he is OCD every couple of days. So do you know that most men, not you, not me, but most men like never do it? Well, I feel like after like two or three days, you're just like all the dirt from your body going back into your body, like old dirt mixing with the new dirt. I don't know. The way my mind works is weird. It's kind of like with food. You know, food always is better with used oil than fresh oil.

42:12 I disagree the flavoring, yes, because he has like it's I guess he could be, But for me personally, I wouldn't do it. So yeah, my daughter asked me because she was ready for me to say, because like her husband, he admitted, like before they were together, like once a year, whether you want to or not, you change the seats, the sheets, which is typical of the guy. That's how guy thinks. Once a year, whether you know you need it or not. No, I couldn't, and she especially a pillowcase. No, and she asked me, I'm like, like every couple of weeks at the absolute minimum.

42:57 And. She's like, really, come on, yeah, really have you not met me? Like, first of all, here's the thing. Women are always talking about men, but every woman I know is a much bigger slob than most men I know. So and I have daughters and they were all slobs, especially when they're younger or even worse. So I don't know. I'm going to debunk that myth right here now in Las Vegas at NAB show, which reminds me I have to get back to his show because like I'm missing great content, a great expo, Like there's so much to learn here and there's so much advancement and cool speakers.

43:45 There's celebrity speakers here. Delilah's getting an award and you have like Google and Microsoft and Apple here like with these big foods and these great keynote speeches and the next full hole with every technology you could possibly imagine for broadcasting, radio, TV, streaming, podcasting, and it's all about that. And like there's like the oh, the machines that they have for taking video. And I have gotten so many emails. I have so many people to meet here. You know that they want to demo their product to the pipe Man. Okay, and then who knows this show?

44:31 Are there are these camera equipments that you were talking about. Are these being used for the group ons in the wrenches? Sometimes sometimes depends on how much they spend on it. It's kind of like you get bonus like it when you're at Rubin Tug, especially if your name's Robert Kraft. By the way, I just want to say we're fucking done. Okay, I gotta get back to NAB. Show The Adventures of pipe Man W four CY Radio W four cy dot com every day Monday Tuesday Wednesday one pm Eastern Time, live plus we have the interviews. Check out the podcast anywhere you listen podcasts, look for the Adventures of pipe Man podcasts. Pipe Man and the Pot and Pit podcast and positively pipe Man, and uh, meanwhile, we're gonna get out here because I gotta go, and hopefully I make it to my next session, because it's very hard walking through a casino to the next session and not stopping at the crap or the blackjack table. Just saying it takes everything in my power to say, pipe Man, keep walking.

45:45 You have a session to go to. Keep walking, don't look, don't put. The question is do you crap out at the crap table? No, I don't know. You crap out the crap table, crap on the crap table. If I lose there, you go there. It is Oh God, help us. Everyone. I'm staying in Vegas. You guys can all choke dirt. Thanks for watching, Thanks for listening. Tune in tomorrow and every other time. Roll it one.

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