April 7, 2025

PipemanRadio Tour: NAB is Here!

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Season 19

PipemanRadio Tour: NAB is Here! Thi stop on the Pipeman Radio Tour and Pipeman is in his favorite playground Las Vegas. Pipeman is doing Radio/Podcast Coverage of the NABShow as credentialed media. NABShow is the premier media event for Broadcasting, Radio, TV, Podcasting, and just all things media.

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The following show contains adult content. It's not our intent

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to those show hosts. Thank you for listening.

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Hi, you launch censure. See Way, Bring Young, Little.

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Way kind of America.

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It's time for the adventure.

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So pipe Man before see why do I conference? Palm

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Beach is number one Internet radio station and here's your.

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Host, the pipe Man.

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I've made it. I made it, I made it, Okay.

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So last time you were hearing from me on Wednesday,

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on what the fuck Wednesday? And I was still at

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Podcast Movement in Chicago. But then the very next day

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I was on a jet plane to where I am

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now in the greatest adult playground in the world, Viva

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Las Vegas for the NAB Show. So where are my

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pipe nuts?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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I thought I was in Vegas for a second. There

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but I guess not.

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I'm not allowed to back in Vegas. So there's that.

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Yeah, well, keep the pipe man out. But they're not successful.

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So here's something I'm going to have to look at too. Okay.

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So one, here's the thing. When I was up by myself,

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it showed a lot more okay. How did it look

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very busy?

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Right?

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Okay? So was it okay or just too much?

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If it was like a long period of time, it

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would be too much.

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Yeah. So what I also thought of, if we're going

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to put the banner behind me, is that I have

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to keep that into account because it we'll fit right

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nicely in this. But now we got to think of

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the why. So hmm, we'll have to test stuff out,

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maybe put it back further. I don't know, we'll test

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that out. The road's constantly under construction, as we keep

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saying on the Adventures of Pipe Man. But man, I'm

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here at NAB and oh my god. Okay, so you know,

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first of all, I'm here in Vegas, which I love Vegas.

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I probably won't sleep the whole conference because you know,

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conferences by day, Vegas by night, and you can't sleep

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when you're in Vegas. That's just ridiculous. And you know what,

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I forgot something one, Okay, so the cat's out of

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the bag. I did have another shirt for pre recording

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this episode, and I forgot to put it on. So

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I'm still a celebrity podcaster from podcast movement. But hold on,

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I'll be right back because I need to change shirts, okay,

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because I'm wearing the wrong shirt to the wrong show.

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So so Rebel and One you take over. Maybe you

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guys can tell from your point of view what NAB

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is all about. And I'm very scared to put that

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in your hands, but I'm going to anyway, and maybe

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you can mix it in with what day it is

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or some crap like that. But I gotta go change

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the shirt for the sake of the show. Okay. So

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the people that tune in after this, we'll never know

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I wasn't wearing the same shirt.

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All right, let's do it. Do you want to jump

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into the days of what today's are?

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All right?

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No, I want to talk about NAB. It's been a

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while since I've been to NAB. Last one I went

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to was in h Tennessee. I think that one was

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really fun and it's the National Association of broadcasters.

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It's it's really cool. There is so much to learn

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go on here. It's so fun.

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You need to get him to invite you to or

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just invite yourself to go to one of these things.

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Well, the problem with that the problem. Yeah, so the problem,

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the problem with me inviting myself means I have to

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pay for myself.

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Right, the same thing. Okay, you know you want to play,

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you gotta pay and uh that's what I said. I

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was ready for I was ready for it. I had

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it sitting there. Okay, so this is more appropriate because

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for podcast movement, I was wearing my podcast celebrity shirt.

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For for n a B, I'm wearing my broadcasters shirt. Okay,

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so you got to make sure you're on the right

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page because n a B is all about broadcasters, podcasters, streamers,

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and people paying their own way.

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So n a B stands for not your average broadcast.

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That would not that's not what that sounds. Okay. So first, well,

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it's an organization that we're part of. It's called NAB,

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the National Association Broadcasters. This is the NAB Show. Okay,

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there's a difference. One is the actual, you know, entity,

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and one is the event for the entity. Okay, and

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there are just like a podcast movement, there are two nabs.

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This is the main one and then there's one that's

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in New York that's in like the winter time. So yeah,

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basically this is the granddaddy of all granddaddies. I can

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tell you. Even the pipe man is like, whoa you know,

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and whoa this is big, and whoa, this is a

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lot of walking. I'm probably gonna have to walk eighty

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miles through this thing, man, because not only that, I

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got walked to the hotel and walked back. Like, it's Vegas.

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It's stupid to have a vehicle. It's stupid to even

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day Google. You can get there faster walking, you know,

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and you know you could pass by, you know, any

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anything you want. You're in Las Vegas. It's anything you

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want if you If you want a dispensary, it's on

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your street. If you want to prostitute, it's on your street.

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If you want casino, it's on your street. If you

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want alcohol, it's on your street. You name it. Even

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if you want Mickey the drunk, Mickey Mouse the Drunk

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to beg from you, it's on this street. Have you

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ever seen it? Sounds like, oh, well, you know what's

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interesting about Vegas now, especially this side to strip. Like

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when I was a kid going to Vegas, it was

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when the mafia still ran it, and they ran it

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a lot better than the corporations. I got news for you.

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As soon as corporations took over for the mafia, things

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go downhill. Okay. The mafia ran this town like a

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well oiled machine. You could get a buffet full breakfast, lunch,

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dinner for like two bucks. You got comped to everything

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because they were smart. They knew if they comp to you,

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you're gonna stay and you're gonna gamble more and all this.

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Plus you could go from one casino to another. Since

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Corporate America took over Vegas the strip, first of all,

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you can't go from one place are it's a major payass.

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They've built these things where you can't cross the street.

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You have to actually go walk up these stairs, walk across,

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walk down the stairs. Like to get across the street.

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It takes you fifty two minutes, okay, and it's a

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lot of work. But not only that, but they don't

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give you a crap anymore. That same two dollar buffet

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is now like fifty four dollars, Like, I'm sorry, I'm

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gambling thousands on your tables and you want me to

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spend fifty four dollars on a crappy buffet? Are you

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kidding me? You know, before you know what, I would

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get it for free, gain a compt. But even if

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you went to Vegas and you didn't gamble, you could

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eat like a king. Now it's like, yeah, I'll pass

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on that, I'll go down the street.

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I mean, at least you had a win, right, Like

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you could lose all your money, but you were eating good.

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Exactly, and you got the room for free, like you

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live in a life. You know, he costs you one

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thousands of dollars, but you know it's still yeah.

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But you're not spending it in the room or in food.

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You're spending on something that you're having fun with.

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Have you ever heard the story or anybody watching about

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the pipe man's first experience in casino that would require

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a guess?

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Or no?

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Okay not dead dead air. Dead air is not what

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we want here? Okay, So no you haven't. So here's

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the story. Okay, So my father comes home one day,

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live in New Jersey, and he says, meet your new

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step mother and we're going California in three days, and

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you can never tell a living soul. And then we

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started to drive cross country three days later for real.

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He wasn't kidding, and we're driving cross country and it

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was quite an experience. Okay. One of my brothers came

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with us, one that I didn't even grow up with.

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So we had two vehicles. We had my dad and

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my stepmother in my stepmother's car, which was a Payak Firebird, which,

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by the way, when we got to California, I did

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get a license, and I did drive it to the

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seven eleven in our neighborhood and I did back out

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of the parking space and slid all the way across

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the car next to me. And that Firebird was white

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and the car was blue, and I thought nothing of it.

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I just went home and parked it in the driveway,

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went in the house and got a knock on the door.

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You can guess who was knocking on the door.

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The irs.

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Close. It was the owner of that car with the police.

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Apparently you're not allowed to just scrape along the car

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and fuck the car up and just leave. Apparently I

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didn't know that. I was only, you know, sixteen, how

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am I supposed to know?

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You know, and.

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You're supposed to leave a sorry note in a sneakers.

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Bar exactly, I didn't. Nobody told me that. Though. Nobody

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told me that. So, yeah, that wasn't a good day. Okay,

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but let's back up to a better day on the

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way there. Okay, Well, first we'll back up to just

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before when we first entered California. There was a massive explosion, explosion,

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because what I also got to see at twelve years

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old was in the middle of the night entering California.

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This is that, my first time entering California. The Hell's

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Angels blowing up some shit.

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Nice.

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Yeah, that was what I saw after leaving Vegas. So

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here's what happened in Vegas. So I'm a gamer, so

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of course we go to Circus Circus, so my dad

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could just go and gamble, and he could just hand

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me money and say, here, go play in the arcade. Well,

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what he didn't count on is that I also knew

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how to rig games that I didn't need the money

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to play. So what I did was is I I

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played some pinball, I played some football, I played some

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Space Invaders, Missile Command Asteroids, and then I got bored

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if I didn't spend any money. Yet I had plenty

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of games. I loaded them up with like ninety nine

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games on all of them. The football one was there.

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Used to be this game I used to love. It

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was x's and o's and it was rolling balls and

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there were four balls, so you could play like four people.

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So your friends would you would go crazy? Do you

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remember this rebel in the arcades?

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No?

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Okay, So that requires saying no, okay, they they can't

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air your blank face stare on the radio. Okay. So basically,

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and you would do this ball, you'd be like this

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and everybody like everybody like be pumped up. It was

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like playing the Super Bowl. So I figured out how

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you could play that game with penny instead of a quarter.

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So basically, because they didn't do token back then, that's

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it's because people like me why they went to tokens.

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They don't do tokens anymore either. They have the card.

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Now you have to get like a little card that

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you recharge.

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Yeah, exactly, it's because of people like me, and they did.

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They did actually change how money went into these arcade

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games too, because the original ones were just metal a

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metal slot okay, and then they changed it to kind

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of digital. It was red and black and it kind

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of lit up and it went straight in instead of

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angled down. And but so on the football game, what

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I would do is I would take a penny and

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it would have like this round slot. Okay, I can't

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get it in the screen. Fuck it. Uh. It was

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like it was a round slot that was like flat

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up against the game. So you had to take your

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quarter and like almost like push it in and then

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it came down. So what you would I would do

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is I would take a penny, drop it in there

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and time it perfectly and then punch in the middle

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where it was going down. And so that was the

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area where it determined whether you try and put slugs

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in or fake coins or whatever. And it would so

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if it was a penny or a slug or a

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fake coin, it would go down one path. If it

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was a quarter, it went down the other path. So

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basically you're in the right path exactly. And then so

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there was that, and then there were pinball machines. So

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pinball machines had to they were so brilliant when they

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first made pinball machines because there was a button underneath

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the pinball machine that all you had to do is

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push it and you could play it for free. And

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unless you knew, you didn't know you were stuffing cores

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in there. But I knew, so I'd just push in

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play the pinball, and then like the other games like

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the Space of Missile Command, Asteroids and stuff. They had

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that and pac Man they had this little angled slot.

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So you would tape a quarter with a scotch tape

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to a string usually dental flaws, and drop it down

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in there. And what happens is when the quarter goes down,

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it hits a switch. So what you do is you

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just keep dropping it up and down and keep flipping

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the switch.

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Do you give yourself more credits?

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Yep?

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And I would wrap it up like ninety nine credits,

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and then I'd play like four and there'd be some

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kid younger than me beyond me, and I'm like, hey, hey, kid,

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you want to buy this? I got ninety five games here.

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You could buy it for five bucks.

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So you've been a businessman your whole life.

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Totally flicten. When I was eleven years old and younger,

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probably ten, I had paper routes, but not just one.

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I had two two major paper routes, and I used

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to go knock on doors. I started, like, as example,

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I did the Star Ledger, which is, you know, the

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most popular paper in Jersey, and the Sunday one was

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like this thick, you know, and I started. They gave

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me twelve customers. I ended up knocking on doors and

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I had sixty four customers. So even then entrepreneur salesperson money, Henry,

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what's he what's she's showing? I can't see twenty five cents.

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Oh, it's funny that you mentioned the video games because

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a fan sent me this.

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Wow, look at that you would put the money in.

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The little slot and it was twenty five cents once.

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It just made me remember, it's like, wait a minute,

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I've seen what he's talking about. I've been a video

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games and arcades, but that I want to thank the

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fan who sent that. That was pretty cool to bring.

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Back the old school arcades.

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Well.

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Yeah, so when I was as a kid, my goal

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in life was to own an arcade once I turned eighteen.

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By the time I turned eighteen, arcades were already out.

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Of the See I've been to arcades like when I

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was little, and now the arcades now are mostly just

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video games that you have to just stand there or

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sit there and not do anything, whereas the arcades before

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you actually had to move around and do stuff, like

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you know, the Dance Dance Revolution. You literally had to

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move your entire body, and it was a workout just

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trying to get hit that record that like the highest record,

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trying to break the record. It was an entire workout.

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Do you know that I've had, except for recent last

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couple of years, I've had every gaming system ever made,

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and I played the first video game ever made in

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history I played. I remember when the first video game

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that was similar to today, like with graphics came out.

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I was like, oh my god. It was called dragons Slayer,

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dragons Layer or something like that, and it was like

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a movie, like you were playing a movie like games

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are now, but you didn't have it then. And and

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also games back then, if you were somebody like me

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that was a techie or a gamer, you could figure

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it out, like I beat Super Mario Brothers in all cheades. Yeah. Well, no,

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I never used cheat codes. I didn't want cheat codes. You.

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I used to figure out the patterns because they all

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had very distinct patterns.

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Yeah, the programming. The programming was very very like very simple.

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Yeah yeah, so like that's why I never want cheat codes,

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and I still don't want cheat codes because I want

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to figure it out. Because like games like Super Mario Brothers,

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you could have gotten the cheat codes or you could

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figure it out. It was a lot more fun to

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figure out all the secret stuff. Like I used to

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figure out the secret stuff instead of looking in the

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magazine for it.

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You know what wasn't fun? What if you lost that

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level twenty two you had to start again from level one?

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Yeah yeah, well yeah that.

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I like it.

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How you you can save your progress now? But yeah,

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that's how I that's how I beat. I beat Super

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Mario Brothers in one night. I just play. Me and

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my roommate. Uh, me and her just played all night

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long till I beat it and beat that bowser bitch.

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But you got your peach.

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Yeah, there you go. I got my peach. And in

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more ways than one, there and so and and she

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wasn't a Georgia peach either. Uh but going back to Vegas.

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So what happened was is okay, So now I got bored.

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I played the video games. I still had the money

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in my pocket. So I decided to walk out into

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Uh oh, so how are you coming in the studio?

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I have ninjas on top of the roof right now.

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Then there's they're climbing up. They have like helmean's and everything.

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Are they taking over?

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Is this? I think I think they should I show this.

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I think they're looking for you.

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They're wearing they're wearing even they're wearing goggles. I think

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they have a spray can on them.

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Sharp show the viewers what it's like from our studio.

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I don't know if you can see that.

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Uh there we go. Oh, that's just a couple of

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kids getting stoned on the roof. That's what they're doing.

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I'll bet you that's what they're doing. We have proof. Hey,

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that could be that could be the next serial killer

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you just caught on camera there and you might have

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to go into court to show this did to uh

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you know, make sure that we catch them.

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My encounter with the ninjas.

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See now your light's not as kids those spot. Yeah,

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he's trying. He's trying to nudge it over.

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Camera's in a whole different spot.

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Now it's okay, it'll readjust.

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Still cameras.

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Okay, So where were we it is getting better now,

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now it's better. It was really distracting me there for

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a second. You know, I have to be honest, No, seriously, though,

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So I walk down in the casino. I decided to

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take the money and play the slot machines, and it

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was all over from there. From there, I've been in

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casinos ever since. Uh, you know, I propose a thing

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one after a casino.

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So bad that machine doesn't like like arcades.

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So losing one's wasn't enough.

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No, that would be interesting if you money like that.

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Put my in like what could have been.

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Like in an arcade?

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Like you were talking about how you did in the

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arcade and you just hit, oh, yeah, you know you

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had dental flaws to casino like that.

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Yeah, totally.

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Uh you know.

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Oh so you don't. One, you don't know the story

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of why I propose, Like, okay, so we know that

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thing two, I had sex by mistake and that's how

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I ended up married. But Thing one, there's also a

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story of why I why I proposed. I didn't plan

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on proposing. When I did, it was therapy. Actually you

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don't know the story one.

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No, but I know you needed therapy afterwards.

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Okay, So here's the deal. When I first met thing one,

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I was in the investment business and commodity specifically, which

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is very fast paced, like being in casino at the

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crap table, and I used to gamble with people's money

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all day long. And then three nights a week I

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would go out with my dad on the Sea Escape,

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which was a cruise to nowhere that went out of

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Fort Laurdale, and they're like those gambling cruises. They would

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just go out a mile out and you know, and

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there was a reason to hang. And so we would

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go on three times a week. I used to joke

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around call it my second job, and I was doing

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pretty good, like I was making money at it. And

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then the first night, which was three weeks after I

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met Thing one, I decided to bring her on this boat.

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And within the first half an hour I'm on the

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on the ship, I lost nine hundred dollars. What what'd

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you say, rebel?

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So she made it back safely, So that goes to

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ship something.

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Yeah maybe, so, yeah, she made it back safely. I

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think she's delayed because she's always talking after us.

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Yeah, she's definitely on a delay.

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So okay, So basically what happens I lost nine hundred

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dollars in like a half an hour, and there were

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hours to go of the cruise, and it was raining outside.

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I was wearing an Armani suit. Decided to take her

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up to the top deck. And I guess I was

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so depressed from losing nine hundred dollars act quickly. I

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needed something to make me feel better. Like that's what

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people do. That's like, you know, usually when people make

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bad decisions, it's because they made other bad decisions and

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they make another bad decision to make themselves feel better.

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So I got down on one knee and I proposed.

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And okay, that was three weeks after I met her. Okay, Now,

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the way you used to be with me and my dad,

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because if you know gamblers, they don't like to be

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bothered sometimes when they're gambling, Okay, And so me and

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my dad would be at separate tables, and we would

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meet at the end like we would meet in the beginning.

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We would meet at the end, uh, you know, in

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the bar after the casino closes and we're coming back

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into port. So when we meet them down there, and

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I decide, payback's a bitch. So I said to my dad,

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I said, meet your new daughter in law. Uh so yeah,

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so there's that story. And oh, Rebel, you know you

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want to know about thing two and how it happened

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by mistake? Am I right?

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I did?

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Why is she shaking her head? Work like we're on radio?

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Man?

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Come on?

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I said, yes, yes, very much. Can you not hear me?

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We came shaking your head first, I'm talking and you

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are on delay, So there was because I thought it

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was so anyway, what happened was is I was like

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best friends with her for like eighteen months and it

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was me, her, Chad and Heather, and we always used

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to hang out and stuff, and so I was the

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type I was, you know, I was divorced ray obviously

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the two older kids were already out, but the two

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younger girls, they were living with me, and I never

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brought women around ever, okay, and I never and so

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the only time I would be with hers like times

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when my kids were not home or they're sleeping at

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their friend's house. But even then I wouldn't let her

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come over my house, you know, and or stay over.

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And we were like such close friends that I would

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when my kids were sleeping over in her friend's house.

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I was sleeping. I would sleep over her apartment and

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we it'd be one of those scenarios, you know, like,

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you know, sleeping in bed, but nothing, You're just friends,

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you're just sharing the bed, you know, type of thing.

463
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:25.880
And we did that for a long time. Never anything happened, never, never, never,

464
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:30.880
But I did like her from day one that I

465
00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:35.240
met her, and I just never cross that line because

466
00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:38.599
I didn't want to screw things up. So one night

467
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:41.039
we were at my house hanging out, and then she

468
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:43.480
was leaving to go back to her apartment because that

469
00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:45.640
sometimes the four of us would hang out at my

470
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.440
house if my kids were sleeping out, and then she

471
00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:50.680
would leave. She wasn't allowed to stay over in case

472
00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:52.480
my kids came home in the middle of the night

473
00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:57.920
or something. And so she's leaving and then I get

474
00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:05.359
a text message and it says want to bone over.

475
00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:08.680
Now it's back in the days of like flip phones,

476
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:13.799
not smartphones. Okay, So I show it to Heather Briquet,

477
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:18.640
the female Does this mean what I think it means?

478
00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:23.000
And she goes yeah, And I told her and Chad,

479
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:24.119
I'm like, get the fuck out.

480
00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:30.279
And then I mean, there was no way this could

481
00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:32.480
have been out of correction, right, no.

482
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:35.839
Possible way, didn't even enter my mind, didn't even I

483
00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.559
swear it didn't even enter my mind. And so then

484
00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:43.400
I race over to her apartment and she was already

485
00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:46.000
like half asleep, and I just came in and got

486
00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:50.920
into bed and I went to town like immediately, and

487
00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:55.519
she did not resist. And then the next morning she's like,

488
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:59.519
what even came over you last night? And so I

489
00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:02.400
told or what happened, and then she hit me in

490
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:06.359
the arm and started laughing and said, you idiot. It

491
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:10.400
was that was auto correct. It was supposed to say

492
00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:14.240
you want to come over? I told her, I'm like,

493
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:16.960
but I asked Heather Raquette and she said that's what

494
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:22.400
it meant. So I even got confirmation. So anyway, married

495
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:23.200
three months later.

496
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:28.519
Wow, Yeah, it would probably take me three months to

497
00:30:28.839 --> 00:30:29.640
remember their name.

498
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:34.440
Well, I didn't know her for eighteen months, so.

499
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:36.519
It would take me eighteen months. You can be considered

500
00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:36.880
a friend.

501
00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:42.839
So does that mean you've known your current significant other

502
00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:44.440
for about twenty five years?

503
00:30:46.519 --> 00:30:48.720
No, I've known her, Uh, I read it over like

504
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:49.519
about two years.

505
00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:54.359
Okay, So and did you like her from day one?

506
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:56.920
Or were you? Is this somebody you just met as

507
00:30:56.920 --> 00:30:57.319
a friend.

508
00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:01.160
No, I think I think I liked it from day one.

509
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:05.559
You know, it was kind of like and like because

510
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:07.480
you know, when you first meet someone, they're always like

511
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:10.720
on their best behavior and everything. And for me, I've

512
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:13.079
always been the what you see is what you get

513
00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:15.640
type of person like I never changed because a lot

514
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:17.799
of people say, like, you know, when you start dating,

515
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:20.079
like people start up here and then over time they

516
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:23.319
start lowering lower and lowering until they become like this

517
00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:27.880
obnoxious like a whole, and I'm like, No, for me,

518
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:29.960
it's more like, what you see is what you get.

519
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:32.319
I'm not going to show you a better version of myself.

520
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:33.920
I'm not going to show your worst version of myself.

521
00:31:33.960 --> 00:31:36.079
I am who I am. You either accept it or

522
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:36.400
you don't.

523
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:39.519
And that's the thing I talk about it all the time,

524
00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:42.519
that people like they're always on their best behavior in

525
00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:45.400
the beginning. I have a different philosophy, show me your worst,

526
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:47.519
because if I can live with you're worst without even

527
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:54.839
having any feelings yet, then you're golden. Oh absolutely, Like

528
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:57.480
it's easy if they're at their best. But that's not

529
00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:00.519
real either, Like that happened with things she was our

530
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:02.960
best behavior being who she thought I wanted her to

531
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:06.359
be until three years later she decided, like so many

532
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.319
women do, that she lost herself and had to get

533
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:11.880
herself back. The problem is I never met the other

534
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:16.480
person that she was showing me now, and frankly I

535
00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:22.720
didn't like her very much. She did say at the

536
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:26.039
end of our marriage, I told you, I told you.

537
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:29.240
If you didn't, I told you in the very beginning

538
00:32:29.480 --> 00:32:34.480
that you wouldn't like me very much. I didn't listen.

539
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:42.079
She was right. So anyway, we're at NAB in Las Vegas,

540
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:48.000
where what happens in Vegas? Well, what happens in Vegas

541
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:50.200
states in Vegas. No, I didn't take it as a chance.

542
00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:53.799
There's her delay, worry on another conversation and she's asking

543
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:54.400
her question.

544
00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:58.359
Okay, I've always had a problem with that statement because

545
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.960
I feel like, if you get an STD in Vegas,

546
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:02.640
it's not getting to say, in Vegas is going to

547
00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:03.160
come home with you?

548
00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:08.200
Well, I don't know. Maybe Vegas has like the day

549
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:15.319
after pill for SDDS. Why has somebody invented that, Like,

550
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:17.960
forget that day after for if you're pregnant, get the

551
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:22.039
day after pill for SDDS. If you could invent that,

552
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:28.000
you would be rich beyond all belief. Imagine a world

553
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:30.240
where you never had to worry about STDs.

554
00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:33.359
Just put like a little machine in the bathrooms in

555
00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:33.799
the clubs.

556
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:40.519
Yeah, exactly. Like there's so many women in my life

557
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.440
that I've wanted to have sex with and didn't because

558
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.759
I was I didn't want to catch an STD. And

559
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:48.920
I am like very careful with that stuff, Like I

560
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:52.559
have turned down more opportunities as a man, and I'd

561
00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:56.640
care to admit. I'm just thinking if somebody would invent that,

562
00:33:56.799 --> 00:33:59.039
then I wouldn't have had to turn all these women down.

563
00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:05.039
Who wants to wake up in the morning and they're

564
00:34:05.119 --> 00:34:06.079
junk falls off?

565
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:10.719
I don't think it would fall off. I think it

566
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:11.760
would just look different.

567
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:16.119
Oh it could, it could, Okay, it could start like

568
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:19.880
peeling and flaking and all kinds of things can happen.

569
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:27.920
Rebbel's losing it over there, like it's almost like she's

570
00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:32.840
experienced just before. She's like she's feeling like she feel like, man,

571
00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:35.000
she's speaking my language now.

572
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:38.599
It's like she has a very vivid image in her mind.

573
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:46.480
Can you see Can you see that? That's why Jews?

574
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:48.199
Can you smell the oozing?

575
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:54.280
Yeah, well that's why Jews have a breast and get circumcised,

576
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:59.519
because can you see what comes out of that little hoodie? Rose?

577
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:08.480
She's got terrible internet. Now yeah, now she's one with

578
00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:14.440
terrible Internet. I think it's because she moved or she's

579
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:21.039
doing some other ethnic rigging like she likes to do. Hey,

580
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:26.039
let me ask you a question, rebel. Have you taken

581
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:28.760
a wire and ran it down the street to the

582
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:32.159
library and hooked it into their headsets there to do

583
00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:32.639
the show?

584
00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:36.159
No?

585
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:39.760
Oh, okay, I was just curious. That looks like a

586
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:42.639
librarian headset. Are you a librarian?

587
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:45.360
No?

588
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:50.239
Oh okay, yeah, you're You're not that good or bad.

589
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:55.639
I think she went into an airplane and then stole

590
00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:56.320
it from the pilot.

591
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:00.760
There you go. Have you guys been to Vegas before?

592
00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:08.159
I'm not allowed to talk about that legally speaking.

593
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:11.840
Yeah, I agree with that. I don't know how anybody

594
00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:13.960
can lived her whole life and never have been to Vegas,

595
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:17.920
Like it is an amazing thing at night too. I

596
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:20.159
used to drive when I lived in California. I drive

597
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.320
to Vegas and it's like a five hour drive from

598
00:36:22.440 --> 00:36:26.079
LA But three hours of that drive is through the

599
00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:30.679
desert where there's absolutely nothing and it's pitch black and

600
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:33.559
then all of a sudden, over the horizon, the whole

601
00:36:33.719 --> 00:36:38.360
horizon lights up like more than the sun. There's more

602
00:36:38.519 --> 00:36:41.639
light coming off of Las Vegas than any sun could

603
00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:46.199
ever do. And it's just an amazing say, it's like

604
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:51.280
out of nowhere, it's just like there. And then of course,

605
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:54.039
you know, if you want to drive out of town,

606
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:57.719
you could go to some of the cool ranches. You

607
00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:00.679
wear a cowboy hat one you would like Vegas because

608
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:01.840
there's ranches there.

609
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:06.599
Yeah, and seeing how that there's a desert there, like

610
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:10.079
I would probably prefer to be out in the middle

611
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:12.000
of the desert by myself with my camera and taking

612
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:15.079
pictures of the night sky. Then in the middle of

613
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:17.960
all the night life with all the people.

614
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.239
But when you want to take picture pictures at the ranches.

615
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:27.599
Yeah, just borrow a horse, go out into the middle

616
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:28.039
of nowhere.

617
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.280
And oh, they don't have horses at these ranches.

618
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:32.840
Really, well kind of ranch doesn't have a horse.

619
00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:35.360
I mean they might have pigs, but no horses.

620
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:39.159
I can ride a pig. I'll take the challenge.

621
00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:45.599
The ranches are the legal whorehouses, the brothels.

622
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.559
The brothels.

623
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:48.320
Okay, they're called ranches.

624
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.280
So that's what they're calling it these days.

625
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:55.440
No, they's been calling it. What's it a rebel? Look

626
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:58.599
it up the famous one. I'm forgetting the name right now.

627
00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:02.079
It's the something that will give you a little hint.

628
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:06.039
But it's like the most famous one in Las Vegas

629
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.719
or in Nevada. It's not actually in Vegas. You know,

630
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:11.119
you got to go out into the desert to hang

631
00:38:11.199 --> 00:38:14.840
out with horse. I mean there's horse at the casinos too,

632
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:23.760
but they're not at their house. Did you find it yet? Rebel?

633
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:28.320
We have to wait ten seconds for her to answer.

634
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.519
I know, see because I'm looking. I'm looking it up

635
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:32.119
here in the space.

636
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:36.679
That's shit, that's the one the Mustang ranch. So see

637
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:38.400
they have mustangs, not horses.

638
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:41.119
So I'm looking it up and it says Sandy Valley

639
00:38:41.239 --> 00:38:43.519
Ranch has horseback riding.

640
00:38:44.519 --> 00:38:46.039
Yeah that's a real ranch, dude.

641
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:48.239
Yeah, so I would go to one of the real ones,

642
00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:49.840
not the brothels.

643
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:56.360
But the brothels. You know, it's a more challenging ride.

644
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:02.000
I wouldn't feel comfortable there. My OLCB would always tell

645
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:04.159
me that it's very dirty in there, and I wouldn't

646
00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:07.400
want to even sit down anywhere so let me.

647
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:19.000
Ask you a question though, So, horse or whore? Which

648
00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:21.880
one do you think is dirtier?

649
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:23.039
Horse?

650
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:28.039
So then you wouldn't mind being a brothel.

651
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:32.119
Then hoores are dirtier than horses?

652
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:42.920
Or oh okay? Uh so yeah, well, so let me

653
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:49.599
ask you a question. Then, how do you know that

654
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:55.840
some woman you're picking up somewhere is not more infested

655
00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:58.760
than the people at the ranch?

656
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:02.960
How do you mean?

657
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:06.599
Well, you said you're OCD'd be worried about how.

658
00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:09.239
Yeah, well, I'm thinking about the brothel, and I'm just like,

659
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:11.760
my mind would always be thinking like there's been naked

660
00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:14.320
butts touching everything in this brothel, So I wouldn't be

661
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:18.119
able to be touching furniture in that brothel.

662
00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:21.280
Yeah, I mean I've never been to one of them,

663
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:24.360
but I would tend to think that they clean it

664
00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:27.320
more than the girl at.

665
00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:27.679
The bar.

666
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:30.559
Who doesn't care.

667
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:33.599
I mean, I wouldn't pick up someone at the bar anyways.

668
00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:36.800
So I have a question for you that my daughter

669
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:41.559
asked me because she was trying to prove something and

670
00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:43.440
it didn't work out for her. And I'm going to

671
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:47.280
ask you, and I'm going to ask rebel over there.

672
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:52.360
Let's start with rebel. How often do you change do

673
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:56.719
you clean your sheets on your bedding? How often do

674
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.880
you clean the bedding and switch out the betting rebel

675
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:01.320
in Louisiana.

676
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:05.480
Once a week unless it's used and then it gets

677
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:06.199
changed right after.

678
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:09.000
Unless it's used, it's used every night.

679
00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:14.119
Used for sexual activity by adults.

680
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:16.159
And how often does that happen?

681
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:17.000
Once a week?

682
00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:25.000
Apparently exactly? Okay, how about how do you stay at

683
00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:28.480
my house all the time? So how about you studio? Not?

684
00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:33.079
So I have multiple sets of them, so I changed

685
00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:35.639
them out like every couple of days, but I washed

686
00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:36.559
him once a week.

687
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:40.599
Wow, he is OCD every couple of days. So do

688
00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:44.039
you know that most men, not you, not me, but

689
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:46.119
most men like never do it?

690
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:50.239
Well, I feel like after like two or three days,

691
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:54.119
you're just like all the dirt from your body going

692
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:57.599
back into your body, like old dirt mixing with the

693
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:01.440
new dirt. I don't know. The way my mind works

694
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:01.840
is weird.

695
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:05.679
It's kind of like with food. You know, food always

696
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.239
is better with used oil than fresh oil.

697
00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:18.000
I disagree the flavoring, yes, because he has like it's

698
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:22.760
I guess he could be, But for me personally, I

699
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:23.280
wouldn't do it.

700
00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:29.079
So yeah, my daughter asked me because she was ready

701
00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:31.800
for me to say, because like her husband, he admitted,

702
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:35.199
like before they were together, like once a year, whether

703
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:38.440
you want to or not, you change the seats, the sheets,

704
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:40.960
which is typical of the guy. That's how guy thinks.

705
00:42:41.079 --> 00:42:43.639
Once a year, whether you know you need it or not.

706
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:47.679
No, I couldn't, and she especially a pillowcase.

707
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:53.480
No, and she asked me, I'm like, like every couple

708
00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:56.960
of weeks at the absolute minimum.

709
00:42:57.760 --> 00:42:57.840
And.

710
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:04.679
She's like, really, come on, yeah, really have you not

711
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:10.599
met me? Like, first of all, here's the thing. Women

712
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:13.880
are always talking about men, but every woman I know

713
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:16.679
is a much bigger slob than most men I know.

714
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:21.440
So and I have daughters and they were all slobs,

715
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:25.280
especially when they're younger or even worse. So I don't know.

716
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:28.119
I'm going to debunk that myth right here now in

717
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:32.840
Las Vegas at NAB show, which reminds me I have

718
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:35.280
to get back to his show because like I'm missing

719
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:40.800
great content, a great expo, Like there's so much to

720
00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:45.039
learn here and there's so much advancement and cool speakers.

721
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:52.320
There's celebrity speakers here. Delilah's getting an award and you

722
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:58.199
have like Google and Microsoft and Apple here like with

723
00:43:58.360 --> 00:44:02.199
these big foods and these great keynote speeches and the

724
00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:05.960
next full hole with every technology you could possibly imagine

725
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:13.320
for broadcasting, radio, TV, streaming, podcasting, and it's all about that.

726
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:16.199
And like there's like the oh, the machines that they

727
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:20.679
have for taking video. And I have gotten so many emails.

728
00:44:20.719 --> 00:44:23.400
I have so many people to meet here. You know

729
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:27.719
that they want to demo their product to the pipe Man. Okay,

730
00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:31.519
and then who knows this show?

731
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:35.760
Are there are these camera equipments that you were talking about.

732
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:39.800
Are these being used for the group ons in the wrenches?

733
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:46.400
Sometimes sometimes depends on how much they spend on it.

734
00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:51.360
It's kind of like you get bonus like it when

735
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:55.440
you're at Rubin Tug, especially if your name's Robert Kraft.

736
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:03.800
By the way, I just want to say we're fucking done. Okay,

737
00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:07.599
I gotta get back to NAB. Show The Adventures of

738
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:10.480
pipe Man W four CY Radio W four cy dot

739
00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:14.400
com every day Monday Tuesday Wednesday one pm Eastern Time,

740
00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:18.320
live plus we have the interviews. Check out the podcast

741
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:20.960
anywhere you listen podcasts, look for the Adventures of pipe

742
00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:24.079
Man podcasts. Pipe Man and the Pot and Pit podcast

743
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:29.039
and positively pipe Man, and uh, meanwhile, we're gonna get

744
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.760
out here because I gotta go, and hopefully I make

745
00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:35.239
it to my next session, because it's very hard walking

746
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:38.559
through a casino to the next session and not stopping

747
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:41.760
at the crap or the blackjack table. Just saying it

748
00:45:41.880 --> 00:45:45.119
takes everything in my power to say, pipe Man, keep walking.

749
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:48.119
You have a session to go to. Keep walking, don't look,

750
00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:49.079
don't put.

751
00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:51.320
The question is do you crap out at the crap table?

752
00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:56.119
No, I don't know. You crap out the crap table,

753
00:45:57.239 --> 00:46:00.480
crap on the crap table. If I lose there, you

754
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:01.679
go there.

755
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:03.440
It is Oh God, help us.

756
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:13.119
Everyone. I'm staying in Vegas. You guys can all choke dirt.

757
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:18.360
Thanks for watching, Thanks for listening. Tune in tomorrow and

758
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:21.719
every other time. Roll it one.

759
00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:34.400
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Payment. I'm

760
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:37.559
w for c u I Radio.