Feb. 11, 2026

Renaissance Festival, Valentine’s Day, Online Dating 4 VD

Renaissance Festival, Valentine’s Day, Online Dating 4 VD

Season 20, Episode 18 of The Adventures of Pipeman. The 2026 Pipeman Radio Tour starts with one of Pipeman’s faves. The Florida Renaissance Festival or just plain Renfest. It’s Weekend II: Cupid’s Lullaby – Pulling at the Harpstrings! February 14...

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Season 20

Season 20, Episode 18 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

The 2026 Pipeman Radio Tour starts with one of Pipeman’s faves. The Florida Renaissance Festival or just plain Renfest. It’s Weekend II: Cupid’s Lullaby – Pulling at the Harpstrings! February 14 & 15, 2026

This Valentine’s weekend, Cupid has set aside his golden bow and taken up a harp of moonlight and rosewood. With every delicate pluck, he weaves a melody that drifts through the Kingdom by the Sea—an enchantment that stirs even the most guarded hearts. The air hums with warmth and wonder as laughter mingles with the scent of sugared confections and blooming petals. Stroll hand in hand beneath garlands of crimson silk, where whispers of love linger like candlelight upon the tide. Whether you seek to charm a new flame or bask in the joy of your own company, the music will find you—soft, tender, and true. Here, passion is not merely felt, but lived, and every heartbeat joins the chorus of Cupid’s eternal song.

Is this weekend VD or Valentine’s Day. Do people even know what VD is anymore? What’s your plans? Pipeman is going to look for a Valentine at Renfest, but others might want to try a Last-Ditch Dating Website Simply Asks Users To Check 'Yes' If They Have Open Sores. Now that’s VD! What are all the perils and stories of finding your Valentine online. Let’s discuss the craziness of online dating for Valentine’s Day. Should we take these chances on the Hallmark Romance Day.

Also, do you want to give your Valentine the most romantic gift? Well, there are a few ways we will discuss. It could be tickets to Hell’s Heroes in Houston, TX or you could get tix to this year’s Punk in the Park. We will discuss the lineups and which ones will be on The Pipeman Radio Tour. Or you can just DM The Pipeman @pipemanradio on all socials and ENTER TO WIN tickets to go to Shawshank Prison for InkCarceration, Sonic Temple, or Welcome to Rockville.

Rebel WTF national day is it today? #DontCryOverSpilledMilkDay is a thing. Is it National White Day? No, It’s National White Shirt Day. Are you wearing yours?

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on the Adventures of Pipe Man on W four c

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Y Radio. And what a show we have today. We're

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going to talk about Renfest to Florida Renaissance Festival, the

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first stop on the Pipe Man Radio tour for twenty

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twenty six, and we're going to talk about Valentine's Day

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and Gallantine's Day. I want to talk about that too,

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And you know because I have some things to say

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about that, and we're going to talk about you know,

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online dating, you know, blah blah blah blah blah. And

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that's why I think about online dating at this point.

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But meanwhile, welcome the pipe nuts.

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Hello, hello.

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I think for this show, because we're going to be

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talking about Valentine's Day, I do need to have the

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how to have Sex on your Birthday book. I think

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I'm gonna have to write a new one that says

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how to have sex on Valentine's Day. And maybe we

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should talk about how to have sex on Valentine's Day.

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We'll get the male perspective, we'll get the female perspective here,

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and then we'll get rebels perspective. Absolutely, did that one

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just fly right over your head?

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No, I don't know.

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I tell you what, you should wear those glasses in

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real life, because you look a lot better.

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Oh well, thank you, thank you very much.

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Nolin. Yeah, very beautiful eyes, not so much before. But

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that must be the swamps. I think. Also, we need

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some of our props. The orgasm is still not working,

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so that's not gonna be good. But but if anybody

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says anything that's bullshit, we will know nice and if

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anybody says anything boring, we'll need to use that a

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lot for rebel anyway. Okay, so first of all, let

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let me ask you, guys, which do you want to

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talk about first? Do you want to talk about Valentine's Day,

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Galentine's Day, online dating, open soores or Renfest?

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Let's Donfest.

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Well, considering I'm doing press coverage at Renfest on Valentine's

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weekend and probably on Valentine's Day, okay, because I'm going

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to find my mate at the Renfest, somebody with some

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uh you know, pushed up bosoms as they do at

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the Renaissance festival. But I think it's perfect because I'm

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going a Renaissance festival for Valentine's Day to try to

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find the soul me on that day, and uh, you know,

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it just ties everything together. And you know some of

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those people, you know, they travel the country, they live

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in tents, some of them might have open source. That's

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not actually, I'm just kidding. All the Renfest people are cool.

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It's the people at you know, the Renaissance festivals in

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Louisiana that usually have open source.

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Oh, it's always Louisiana, right, Just Louisiana.

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I guess first, let's start with I'm gonna like I

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always do, I'm just gonna flip through this how to

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Have Sex in your Birthday book and see why it

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comes to.

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But it should be like a random game, right, Like

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people just throw the book and wherever it lands, that's

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what they get.

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Well, here's why, I guy, And they have one for

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men and one for women. Okay, you ready? Yes, impotence

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on your birthday? Okay, let's see what it says. The

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chief cause of impotence among men on birthdays, as well

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as most other days is tricky bro strops. I don't

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even know what that means. Drop that's why. Okay, the

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top hook or two on these devilish devices, oh, have

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been designated to rebook themselves when they go into the

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lower catches. Who wrote this shit?

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I don't know, but that kind of sounds dangerous.

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This makes casual and romantic removed by a man impossible.

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The only way a man can possibly unhook a bro

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is to place the woman face down on a firm

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working surface and use both hands and full concentration. Who

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can blame the fellow for losing interest? By this point,

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the care for the care for the cure for male

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impotence is simply to have the woman remove the bro

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by herself.

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It's not okay, we're talking about a separate individual because

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listen to that sounds like another man's involved.

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It's just being funny. Bro is really Brad come on,

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like all the louisy education again, like it never fails us.

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So I would say that you know the manly thing

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to do if you cannot work a bra, it's just

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do some knife play in the bedroom, you know, just

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just cut it off by her new one.

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And any female can easily accomplish this with one hand,

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which is why they're all becoming lesbians because like listen,

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it gets frustrated for the woman that you can't get

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her freaking bra undone. But to our defense, I mean,

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many bras are different hookings, and we don't wear them

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every day, so we don't know, Loan, do you remember

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that first time you tried to hook unhook a girl's bra?

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Was that like she was demoralizing thing?

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Ever, listen, she was wearing one of the hooks on

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the front. How was I supposed to know that?

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Exactly? Like you know, when you're that young and you're searching.

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You're in the back and there's no hook, and it's like,

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what the fuck do I do now?

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I did so much research just to just to encounter

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something that I had never seen before.

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Oh my god, man, you know what? What? What? What about?

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What about sportspras? Do they have a hook? No? Yeah,

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exactly exactly that way you do, like, Okay, you checked

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the pat, you check the back, you check the front,

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and there's nothing. I mean, you just have to have

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this blank face like okay, and then she just pulls

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it off for herself.

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I mean, if she's wearing a sports bra, I mean,

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are they big enough for you to want to take

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it off?

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I mean, man, they could be.

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They have big sports bras. I mean they go up

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to side.

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Look, g Rebel, No, she wears a sports bra.

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I do not.

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All I'm saying is that the people that I know

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with big boobs do not wear sports bras. They are

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not comfortable enough to wear.

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I imagine they wouldn't be just like I wouldn't want

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a sportspra on my peepee. It wouldn't be comfortable. I

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press up against it all the time and squishing my testicles.

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I think if you're a growing Listen, if you're a

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girl and they're not big enough for a regular bra,

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just don't wear a bra. It's sexier that.

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Way, exactly. Listen, back in olden times, they didn't even

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wear a shirt, much less of bra. Like, I want

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to go back to that. Just let women walk aroun

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shirtless and make the men have to always wear shirts.

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Make a law that men always have to wear shirts

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and women just walk around with a shirt on. I

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think that's what we should. I bet you a lot

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of feminists would be all over that. Okay, that's like

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their dream right there. Now here's what's funny. It does

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this book that's have pictures. I don't know if I

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can show them on the show. But no, seriously, this

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picture has some female in like a mask, like a

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welding type mask, and it looks like she's playing Operation

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on the dude. You know the game Operation.

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Would be a good thing to play in the bedroom.

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Yes, so I was right about the knife play.

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Except he's using bones to try to get stuff out

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of I don't know what's going on here. Okay, it's

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worse than Gerbils, that's all I can say. Okay, so

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impotence on your birthday women women. It's one sentence. Wow,

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no one knows the cause of infinitence in women. By

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the way, I have my published book who said Life

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doesn't come with an honors Maniel, But you don't know

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about my other book. I don't think wandaes Rebel does.

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It's Everything men know about women, and it's it's two

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hundred pages and they're all blank.

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Oh my, oh my.

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I keep trying to fill it in. But every time

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I think I have it figured out, so they throw

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another wrench in the.

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Co And you know what the funny thing is, I'm

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pretty sure there has been women in the past who

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bought the book trying to figure out what it says,

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and they've been putting it on their like UV lights,

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trying to put it under a candle, doing all kinds

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of crazy things just to see what we are talking about.

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Now, that's the book that women summon when they go

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to the bathroom together, and men have to do that

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to try to figure it out.

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Oh, I forgot because I had this stupid hoodie on.

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Because we're still experiencing, you know, less than ideal conditions

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in the studio, not now, but early. I was here

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at like eight three, this morning and it was cold

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in here. Okay, but I just want to show this

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is a continuation of Monday. I want to show today.

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I wanted to show my solidarity with Puerto Rico, and

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so I'm wearing my Nicaragua shirt.

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So you're wearing your Nicaragua shirt in solidarity of Puerto Rico.

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I love this thing on my computer. Like I sat

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down and it made me like I was a kid's

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chair and it's like, oh, shoot, he's not Saturday in

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the picture. Let me bring it up and I just

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like flowed up like a ghost. It's great. Okay, So

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what was your question on I'm too busy fascinated by

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me moving up the screen.

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You're wearing a shirt from Nicaraua in solidarity of what

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the perto Rico.

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Yeah see see see So okay, Oh it's it was

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funny last night too, Like I talked to my brother

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about doing taco tea Tuesday. He didn't want to go

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where I wanted to go, So I picked another place

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to go. Picked another place to go to has like

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real Mexican food and it's right around the street and

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corn from the studio, Like I could walk there, and

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so we went there. For Taco Tuesday, and I just

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decided I was going to make him uncomfortable, and I

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spoke in Spanish the whole time to the servers and

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everybody at worked there. So that was fun, especially when

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I was saying, what a prick this dude is. Huh

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oh wow. But seriously, though, okay, in okay, In my

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defense about wearing the Nicaragua shirt, it's because it's because

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of all those idiots out there that don't realize Puerto

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Rico is part of the United States. They think it's

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just another country like Nicaragua, and so they were very

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offended by bad Bunny, how un American. I'm still seeing it.

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What the fuck is with you people? It's the Super Bowl.

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Turn a shit off if you don't want to watch it.

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But here we are days later and everybody's still arguing

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about this bad Bunny stuff. It was a fifteen minute

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performance on a gain exactly.

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It was supposed to be half an hour, but they

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made a thirteen.

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Well and see so even less so like I don't

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get you people, and like they're so stupid because first

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of all, like I've seen so many postings of how

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on America it was to have somebody from Puerto Rico,

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do it? Hey, fuck heads, go get an education. Not

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in Louisiana one either. Okay, it is part of the

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United States. Okay. Second of all, I love the argument

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I'm getting into people with people. How North America and

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South America and Central America are not America. Hey, morons

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have America in the name. Okay. Number two, it's the

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United States of of of America.

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One of them. Don't know these But Mexico is not

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just Mexico. Mexico is the United States of Mexico.

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Yeah, it's not just Mexico.

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See see that's oh my god. People are idiots. Okay.

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They don't even know how many countries are in North America,

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much less all of the Americas. But if you ask

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the average person out there that is upset about bad

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Boy playing the Super Bowl, how many countries are in

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North America, they will say three. And you guys are

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morons because Central America is part of North America. Morons,

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it's not its own continent. Morons. I just have each

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day in morons.

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You just like saying it because they are.

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I mean, it's stupid.

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And the thing is, like people are focusing on all

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the wrong things right, Like for me, I thought it

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was bad because it was kind of boring, not enough time,

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not enough song, not enough dancing. Some people are saying,

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like enough heard a lot of different things from the

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political view to oh, you know, it wasn't the right

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songs for the super Bowl because it's a family event,

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so they should have played more family friendly songs for

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the kids.

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Oh do you mean when like Janet and Jackson showed

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a nipple or or or one of the hip hop

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artists that was using the F word ten million dimes,

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maybe that's more family oriented.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, And the thing is, like your family is like

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at least at least Lady Gaga didn't wear a meat

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suit this year, But go.

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On, I know she looked normal.

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I know, right, she looked really good man. I wanted

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to pat But anyway, what were you gonna say? One?

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What I was gonna say is, like, you know, in

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previous years, there's been it doesn't matter what genre music

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played in the super Bowl. The dances were wearing like

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bikinis and like, you know, very revealing clothing, whereas we

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didn't have much of that on this one. But because

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it was bad bunny. And because of the all the

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political nonsense that came behind having him play in the

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Super Bowl, people just saw it as a bad thing

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and everything about it was bad.

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Yeah. And you know, the thing is, Okay, the big

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one that I love, Okay, you're gonna love this one

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is everybody's huge complaint that it was on Americans because

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it was in Spanish. Okay, do people even realize how

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many languages are spoken in the Americas, Like there are

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I saw it yesterday but I can't remember what it is,

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but there are a lot. But the bottom line is

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what's even worse one is that people are doing postings

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on Facebook saying, here's the translation of the song that

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he was singing, and they just made up these fucking

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words to make it sound like he was being racist.

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By the way, literally got a family friendly show because

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of the language, And.

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Don't you fucking say that.

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And the thing is, like, the thing is about the

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Super Bowl, right, this is an NFL entertainment is for adults,

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not for kids. Yeah, So if you want to expose

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your kids to that, okay, that's on you. That's your parents'ing, right,

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But if you don't want to expose them to that,

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change the channel or have them do another activity, like

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they don't have to be exposed to that.

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I mean, what do they do when the newscasters are

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interviewing the players in their underwear in the dressing room?

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Is that for kids too?

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That is for kids? But the Spanish party wasn't.

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Well that, you know? What I love too is like, uh,

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these kind of things like this, like if it's on YouTube,

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you have to decide whether it's made for kids or

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not made for kids? And wait they word it. It

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is kind of confusing because we've had show hosts that

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like checked off made for kids because their interpretation is

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that it because that it's okay for kids.

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Yeah, like peaching thirteen content.

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Right right right, okay, and then you have okay, I

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gotta laugh at some of the show hosts we have

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that checked off explicit content that's not explicit content.

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Like I'm explicit content.

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We'll let you handle this one because you it's your

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host that usually that happens with, so let's hear it.

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They are not explicit content. I do not understand if

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they ever listen to any of my shows. Then they

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know this is explicit content.

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Tell us what they think is explicit. Okay, tell us

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what they think is because I've had a couple of

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them explain to me why they thought it was explicit.

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They've never really explained it to me. They just said

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it's explicit content. I explained what explicit content is and

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they're like, oh, no, no, just keep it explicit content.

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I think they think it gets you more attention if

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you have explicit content.

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Maybe they think it'll get them out of trouble if

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they say the wrong thing, because sometimes if you say

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certain things, they block you.

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You know what, I just know something. I just noticed

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something that my virtual background is. I didn't change. It

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was the same one that I had for my interview

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before the show with this great band. So you gotta

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check out the interview because they'll prob Yeah, well one's

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finding this out now, but it's in the folder one

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and uh, we're going to use that for tomorrow's show,

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so you're definitely gonna want to see that. But thank

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god I had the wrong background because it reminded me

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to say that, to be honest. And So this is

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an interview with a Welsh metalcore band called bless You're Dead,

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and you're gonna want to tune in because they actually

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were a different band and they changed their name recently,

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so you might want to find out who that band is.

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Kind of like Black Sabbath originally was Earth and then

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they became Black Sabbath. So tune in tomorrow one pm

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Eastern time, W four CY Radio, W four cy dot

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com to check out the interview with Bless Your Dead.

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I blessed that you were dead. Never mind, I'll take

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that back. Rebel. I was gonna say rebel, but I

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take it back. I don't want to wish that on you.

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I don't believe in that bad universe juju stuff, and

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I don't mean juju like anti jew stuff, okay, because

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I'm sick of that shit to you idiots like you

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idiots that are anti Jew because you're pro Hamas, you're

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idiots just saying there's a bunch of morons out there

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today in the world. And that's what I have to say.

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Uh So now let's uh let's talk more about the

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Raissance Festival, Valentine's Day, Gallantine's Day, and are open sore

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online dating. So first of all, the Radistance Festival. I

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love the Raistance Festival. I've been going to a Renaissance

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festival every year since nineteen eighty. I used to be

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a teenager. I used to work it in California, and

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I just loved the Renaissance festival. And Florida has one

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of the best ones. As I've been to ones all

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over the country, Florida has one of the best ones

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for sure. And this weekend I picked specifically because I'm

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doing coverage. I picked the weekend that I wanted because

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they have themed weekends. Rebel well, I'm talking about this.

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Why don't you look up renfest dot com and you

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can read off to everybody with all the other themed

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weekends are, including last weekend, which is the first weekend.

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Let's see how good that Louisian education kicks in now.

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But this weekend it's called to do Cupid's Lullaby pulling

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at the harp strings? Is it that cute? Not hard strings,

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but harp strings. So this weekend February fourteenth and fifteenth,

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get there early so you can see the King and

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Queen arrive and their whole court, and then stay there

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till the very end, which is sundown, because that's the

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best part of it renfestus the end of the day

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because you have all the musical artists that we're everywhere.

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They're all out in the center court dancing, singing, playing

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their music and it's a lot of fun. And then

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the Majestic Court comes through to bid us all farewell

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for today. And I purposely picked this weekend, because I

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seriously did purposely pick this weekend because I'm like, if

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I don't have a date by Valentine's Day, that's the

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place I'm gonna look for a Valentine date at Renfest

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right here in South Florida, Pompano Beach at Quiet Waters Park.

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Is it Quiet Waterors Park? I'm pretty sure it's Quiet

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Waters Park anyway, Rebel, are you ready with your your part?

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Oh my god, Jan can you do it for me?

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Because she doesn't festival go go, Daddy tells you it's.

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Not a I didn't say that. I said ren Festaddy's yeah,

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because you should have done a Google search because it's

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red hyphen Fest not already there. I know, like have

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a brain again, that Louisian education. So now of course

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she'll take five days to figure out where the theme

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the weekends on are. So I'm gonna go I'm gonna

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go over that. Okay. Weekend one. Last weekend was game

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Masters Unite Rebel. What do you what do you think

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that means?

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Game masters?

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Yeah?

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I would guess Renaissance games back in the day they played.

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Okay, never mind, it's about dungeons and dragons thing that. Okay, Next,

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what what do you think this weekend's about?

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Its lallaby?

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Oh my god. The picture they got for her is hot.

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There's this check she's hot. She's got red leggings. Red.

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I don't know if it's a short squirts or whatever,

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but her uh, her upper half. I only even call

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it a shirt. It's almost like a combination bathing suit.

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Blouse is in the shape of a heart, so it's

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kind of cool. I hope I see her there Weekend three.

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Weekend three is a Viking valor. Oh I love Viking

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weekend hiking. Weekend four is Sirens and Shipwrecks, Party till

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the end of the Plank. I want to send Rebel

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off the plank for sure. Weekend five his Majesty's marketplace

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haggle if you dare so. Basically, Weekend five is just

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so you could spend a crapload of money on stuff

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you probably won't have next year. Actually I do have

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my stuff. I have stuff. I love buying stuff at

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the Renaissance Festilaus. Like I'm somebody like I don't own guns,

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so I like weird weapons. Like I have a finger thing.

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It goes on my finger and that blade is sharp.

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I've cut myself just putting it on before, and it

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has like a real oh in their throat, Like it

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gives a whole another meaning to a throat punch. Yeah,

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it's got that thing.

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But I know where you're basically that you're saying that

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in case of self defense, you're gonna finger their throat.

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Yep, I'm going to finger their throat. And then I

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have this knife that is like a dagger thing. That

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one's pretty cool too. Uh So, go buy some cool stuff,

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you know what I've wanted to get, but it's so expensive.

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It is what I forgot what they're called where it

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has the ball with the spikes on it on the

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chain on the stick. I want to use that on

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a few people. I'm just saying, Uh so that come

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to you. That's what it's all about, you know. So

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Weekend six is Clover the Rainbow, a gathering of green.

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What do you think that means rebel?

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I think Patrick's Day must be that weekend.

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Oh my god, she answered something correct. I think I'm

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gonna faint very good. Weekend seven, Rise of the cog Keepers,

444
00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:27.599
Tinkering in Time. What do you think that is rebel steampunk?

445
00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:29.400
Ah?

446
00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:33.240
Yes, I would guess.

447
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:40.759
Weekend eight Fantastical Fables, A World Beyond the Page. I

448
00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:44.279
think that's the one that should be on Valentine's weekend

449
00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:46.480
because that means there's gonna be a lot of fairies

450
00:27:46.519 --> 00:27:51.880
that look really hot at the festival. Just saying okay,

451
00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:57.680
so that is Renfest. Pipe Man will be there to

452
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:01.599
report on all the show Nanigan's going on. I'm very

453
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:04.160
bummed they don't have the Mud Show anymore, though, But

454
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:07.839
I love the washing well wenches, they're my favorite.

455
00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:10.319
By the way, that the weapon that you were looking

456
00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:14.839
for is called a flail.

457
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:17.880
I think that you're looking on a fetish site. Okay,

458
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:20.279
that's a whole different that's a whole different thing.

459
00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:23.119
It's actually called a flail. It's like a wooden handle

460
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:24.880
with a chain, and at the end of the chain

461
00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:26.559
is like a ball with spikes.

462
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:29.839
Yeah, I mean that would mess some people up. Man,

463
00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:32.759
Can you imagine that? See that's much more fun. Then

464
00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:34.960
just take one of those things and swing it up

465
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:38.200
side inside some idiot's head that thinks that Puerto Rico

466
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:41.640
is another country. Oh wait, I didn't say that. That's

467
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.319
just a joke. Okay, I didn't mean that it's just

468
00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:48.759
a joke. Sorry, Okay, there will be none of that today.

469
00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:50.680
We'll call a trivia night.

470
00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:58.559
So let me read what for the final thing for Renfest.

471
00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:01.640
I do want to read here what it says this

472
00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:05.440
Valentine's weekend, Cupid has set aside a golden bow and

473
00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:09.599
taken up a harp of moonlight and rosewood. With every

474
00:29:09.720 --> 00:29:13.480
delicate pluck, he weaves a melody that drifts through the

475
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:17.680
kingdom by the sea, and enchantment that stirs even the

476
00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:23.240
most guarded. Hearts the air hums with warmth and wonder

477
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:29.200
as laughter mingles with the scent of sugared confections and

478
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:35.359
blooming petals. Stroll hand in hand beneath garlands of crimson silk,

479
00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:40.319
where whispers of love linger like candlelight upon the tide.

480
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:44.519
Whether you seek to charm a new flame or bask

481
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:47.640
in the joy of your own company, the music will

482
00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:52.480
find you soft, tender and true. Here passion is not

483
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:58.000
merely felt but lived, and every heartbeat joins the chorus

484
00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:03.480
of Cupid's Ea Nal song. That's the first time I

485
00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:06.680
read it, and I think I think it moved.

486
00:30:09.839 --> 00:30:11.599
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure that's not the real story

487
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:13.799
of how Valentine's Steak started.

488
00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:19.000
No, that's Renfest Valentine's say. I'm very excited after reading that.

489
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:22.200
I want to find my new flame, not a flamer,

490
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:28.319
but my new flame. I mean, just clear specific on

491
00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:29.279
my requests.

492
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:32.319
Okay, the girl promoted is not off for grabs, right,

493
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:35.839
the girl who that they promoted for that one, the

494
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:37.880
one in the red stockings.

495
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:40.400
Everybody's up for grabs one and that's what you learn

496
00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:42.839
in life. Okay, Well should be there though, like just

497
00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:46.440
think of it. Our fearless leader grabs them by the

498
00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:52.559
the bunta. I'll say that because none of his people

499
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:56.119
will understand what I just said, because they're all complaining

500
00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:01.160
that they could understand what bad Buddy was saying. But seriously,

501
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:05.319
the translations that they came up with, like, well, what

502
00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:07.960
drugs are these people on? Because I don't want any

503
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:09.839
of them. It makes them stupid.

504
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:14.960
Mean and idiots, and they wanted it to have a

505
00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:18.960
negative conversation to the entire thing, so they just translated

506
00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:22.279
it in like in not the right way.

507
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:25.400
People are believing the translation that these people are giving.

508
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:26.559
That's what's stupid.

509
00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:29.119
And the thing is like and I find it funny,

510
00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:32.319
Like there's been a lot of AI videos of like

511
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:35.880
him twerking at the super Bowl, and it's like, in

512
00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:38.720
case you missed it, here's what happened. And then it's

513
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:42.400
like bad bunny twerking or wearing a dress or kissing

514
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:45.079
another man, and he's like, well, that's that didn't happen.

515
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:48.920
I know. People are so stupid. AI makes it even

516
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:52.599
worse because I can I tell you AI shit.

517
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:55.559
And what makes it funny is you don't know if

518
00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:57.599
these people are being sarcastic or serious.

519
00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:02.720
I know, totally totally. Like if you, let's put it

520
00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:06.640
this way, if you think it's a problem to speak Spanish,

521
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:11.039
you ain't my Valentine, because I like the freaking latinos man.

522
00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:14.799
You I don't even even if I don't understand what

523
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:20.240
she's saying, it's hot. It's just like you're like toxic, right, Well,

524
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:22.119
well not only that, but That's why they call it

525
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:26.640
the romance languages because it's like, listen, you know, one

526
00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:31.359
when the Latina starts cursing you out, it's kind of hot.

527
00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:34.680
Like But here's the thing, though, because I think it's

528
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.160
hotter for the people who don't understand what they're saying.

529
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:38.519
That's my point.

530
00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:41.759
For me, it's like, well, yeah, no, it's curious. It's

531
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:44.720
usually like four eleven yelling at you, and I'm like,

532
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:47.519
all right, that's cute. But when you understand what they're saying,

533
00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:50.640
it's not as sexy as when people know.

534
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:54.039
Because it's like if somebody speaking English says it to you,

535
00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:58.119
like you're gonna get insulted, like when they're insulting you.

536
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:02.079
And but when they're cursing, I think French people are

537
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:05.400
the best. Man they start talking. No matter what they say,

538
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:08.599
it sounds like they want to bang you, you know.

539
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:12.519
The saying the worst thing in the world to you,

540
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:14.240
and you're like, can you say that again?

541
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:18.200
I know, right, oh my god, but I really do.

542
00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:21.559
I don't know if this says something to me. But

543
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:26.319
my favorite part about Latinas is when they punch you.

544
00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:28.480
But it's like a love tap. But they don't just

545
00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:31.920
tap you, they wail on you, like but.

546
00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:33.519
But you actually like you know how like when you

547
00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:37.000
punch something, it sounds, it gives you that thump. When

548
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:38.519
they do it, it squeaks.

549
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:44.720
Yes, And that's not the only thing that's squeaking. I'll

550
00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:51.519
tell you that. Speaking of squeaking, Okay, even though I'm

551
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:56.079
looking for my Valentine at Renfest, some other people are

552
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:59.039
probably so I'm so sick of online dating. Like we're

553
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:01.119
gonna talk a little bit about probably have a whole

554
00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:04.559
show about that. The show kind of morphed because it

555
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:07.519
was originally going to be mostly just about the online

556
00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:10.480
dating and the dating site I'm about to talk about.

557
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:13.800
And I started to type the title last night at

558
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:16.519
like two in the morning, and then I woke up

559
00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:21.079
this morning at like four, and I was like, oh,

560
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:24.679
I didn't finish. And I really I didn't even finish

561
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:31.039
the title, much less the description. So I'm like, oh, okay,

562
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:35.400
well I'm better finished now. I'm like, think of myself.

563
00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:37.719
Want and Rebel probably think there isn't a show today.

564
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.280
Well when they wake up, are they going to be wrong?

565
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.679
So anyway, there are others that might want to try

566
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:51.280
a last ditch dating website because they're so fed up

567
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:54.280
with these websites. These websites are ridiculous. It doesn't matter

568
00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:57.079
which one you're on, it's all the same thing. Okay,

569
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:00.199
I'll just give some of my experiences as a male

570
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:05.000
and females get the same ones too, similar ones. One

571
00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:07.960
ad recently was somebody that I thought truly was a

572
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:14.880
good match in almost every way, and then we you know,

573
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:17.639
she was like, we need to get together and meet,

574
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:21.840
and I'm great, okay, great, when would you like to meet?

575
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:28.880
And do you want trade numbers? And that's when she disappeared,

576
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:32.800
like people just disappear. Okay, you know what happened.

577
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:35.599
I realized she actually knew you because you were in

578
00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:36.679
her phone previously.

579
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:42.599
Maybe maybe we didn't trade numbers yet though. No, those

580
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:45.159
are the people that will come, Like do you know

581
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:48.639
how many people you know? Over to holidays and the

582
00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:52.039
New Year that are ex'es of mine? Reached out to me,

583
00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:55.519
like one that I haven't heard from in like ten years,

584
00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:58.000
and it's like, that is the time of year. Women

585
00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:00.360
bitch about that too. It's the time of year. Okay,

586
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:02.719
let me reach out to every ex I ever had

587
00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:06.079
and see who I cannot be alone on the holidays

588
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:09.800
with the Valentine's Day, same thing. I am going to

589
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:14.760
get a text message on Valentine's Day saying happy anniversary

590
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:18.960
from thing one. I can guarantee it. I get it

591
00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:21.519
every year because that was our wedding anniversary.

592
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.880
When idiot I was like, wow, Valentine's Day.

593
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:29.280
Yeah, don't pick Valentine's Day.

594
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:29.840
Holidays or birthdays.

595
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:34.719
I know it. It's terrible. It's terrible, but okay. So

596
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:39.960
then you have some of the other things are of course,

597
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:43.159
men have to deal with is wondering if this is

598
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:45.800
really a female or if it's guy pretending to be

599
00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:47.760
a female so he can beat the piss out of

600
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:50.840
you or rob you, because that goes on in Colombia

601
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:54.239
a lot. By the way, when American tourist men go

602
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:56.920
on tender in Colombia, they set you up. You go

603
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.880
to a hotel room and it's guys and they kill

604
00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:00.880
you and rob you.

605
00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:06.199
Here's what I've I've experienced, and this is like, that's

606
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:10.599
what I've noticed. This is what I've noticed about these apps,

607
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:12.719
and they pretty much all have the same type of

608
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:19.960
coding where females get all the guys like sending messages

609
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:23.559
to them and men get all the scammers sending messages

610
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:24.639
to them.

611
00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:28.599
I have figured out how how to know right off

612
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:31.480
the bat if they're like some gold digger scammer, and

613
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:33.599
there is a difference between gold digger and a gold

614
00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:40.280
digger scammer. Okay, I've figured out that the scammers. I

615
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:43.639
don't even know why this is a thing, but when

616
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:48.519
you pick certain things on your profile and they're all

617
00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:56.119
sober curious, tell me what sober curious? Is curious? What

618
00:37:56.199 --> 00:37:57.920
would be like to be sober?

619
00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:01.320
Yes?

620
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:06.000
So that is to tell. That is to tell because listen,

621
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:09.000
nobody would actually put that. They would either put a

622
00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:13.119
drink or I don't drink, not sober curious except a foreigner,

623
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:16.239
because usually these scammers are foreigners and they don't really

624
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:19.679
speak English or using Google Translate, but there's always something

625
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.800
lost in the translation. So that's another telltale sign when

626
00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:25.719
they're texting you and you can tell that they're using

627
00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:29.840
Google Translate because what they're saying makes just no sense whatsoever.

628
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:35.519
The other thing is is when their miles are like

629
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:38.719
within ten miles of you, but that's not where they are,

630
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:40.679
and they even tell you that's not where they are.

631
00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:44.519
They it'll say like ten miles away, but they have

632
00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:47.679
the travel thing on uh huh, which is like a

633
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:49.800
dead giveaway of like, no, they're not ten months.

634
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:51.920
But even when they don't have to travel mode, they

635
00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:55.039
have figured away like I could do it too. You

636
00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:56.960
know how I could do it. I could pretend I'm

637
00:38:56.960 --> 00:39:00.880
in Louisiana. I could log into my online sight on

638
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:06.159
Rebels computer through remote PC, and people think I'm in Louisiana.

639
00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.320
So a lot of these scammers will do that. They'll

640
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:12.599
have computers set up elsewhere and they're just remoting in.

641
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:17.840
So the thing is, like most scammers are not tech savvy,

642
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:20.079
so they try to like figure out a way that

643
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:23.880
doesn't really work, whereas someone like me, I can literally

644
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:26.639
like pain my IP address from another place and they

645
00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:30.000
will think I'm actually in that place. There is no

646
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:33.639
way for you to know whether I'm there or not exactly. Well,

647
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:35.960
most of these people like they're just trying to scam you.

648
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:40.000
They're not you know it people, They're not anything else

649
00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:43.880
other than scammers. And I have this one one person

650
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:47.800
which I'm pretty sure they were a scammer because you know,

651
00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:51.440
the conversation went great, we agreed to meet up, but

652
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:55.320
she said, before we meet up, can you please send

653
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:58.320
me a picture of your license, to which I said no.

654
00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:01.719
She said, wanted to verify that you're real. I was like, well,

655
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:02.960
that's one meeting in person.

656
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:08.840
Does I'll tell you the number one. I'll tell you

657
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:12.679
the number one tell Can anybody guess what the number

658
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:14.519
one tell is? That's a scammer.

659
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:16.760
They ask you for money before you meet.

660
00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:21.280
Nope, when they want to exchange nothing when right away

661
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:24.440
they'll do it right away too. They're like, here, call

662
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:28.239
me on what's app on WhatsApp, but it will always

663
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:31.280
be yeah, it's that too, But most of the time

664
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:34.280
it is what's happened. Then I know immediately if I'm

665
00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:36.840
in the States, like no way, no, when you're somewhere else,

666
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:40.760
because you're going to use what'sapp, but immediately and like

667
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:44.880
you know, I I have fat I have gotten a

668
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:51.360
lot lately of Colombians and Brazilians like they're there.

669
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:55.280
They say they're there, well, they are the hottest h

670
00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:57.639
But the thing is the thing is these people like

671
00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:01.400
and most people don't really realize how they manipulate the

672
00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:04.920
conversation because they they say, like, oh, let's talk on WhatsApp,

673
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:08.719
but they never give you their WhatsApp they want your WhatsApp.

674
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:11.559
Yeah, totally, because if they give you their number, it'll

675
00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:16.039
have some plus saighty two, plus ninety one or whatever

676
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:17.679
country code they have.

677
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:25.360
Oh my god, like it is. I'm so sick of it.

678
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:28.599
And here's another thing too. Okay, women are keep telling

679
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:32.960
guys to not be lazy. Hold on, I have to

680
00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:37.079
answer this. It's very important. Okay, so you guys talk

681
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.440
amongst yourselves.

682
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:43.199
Okay, well that's fun too. How many dating apps are

683
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:44.440
you on? One?

684
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.159
None? I'm in a relationship, What do you mean?

685
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:53.239
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm not. I'm in multiple relationships, but

686
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:55.639
I'm not on any dating states. I mean, that's just

687
00:41:55.679 --> 00:41:57.239
a new for me. I don't.

688
00:41:57.360 --> 00:41:58.960
Well, what relationship are you with?

689
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:05.079
That's another thing. I'm glad you brought that up. Yeah,

690
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:07.559
I'm glad you brought that up because here's what I

691
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:11.719
found on online dating sites. It's basically a bunch of

692
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:13.719
them are owned by the same company. So when you

693
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:16.639
sign up for one, you're on all of them like like,

694
00:42:17.320 --> 00:42:20.199
and yes, you do try different ones because they all

695
00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:23.880
have different ways about them or whatever, but the end

696
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:30.280
result is still the same. Okay, Because I mean you know,

697
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:32.920
like I could tell you so many other stories. We

698
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:36.039
only have have enough time off to another show where

699
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:37.960
there's so many more stories.

700
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:43.199
Okay, here's a Valentine's Day.

701
00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:44.800
Like horror dating stories.

702
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:49.440
I know, right, well, listen, I can tell you that,

703
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:52.599
you know, there's a lot more women on Tinder that

704
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:57.400
are looking for hookups and guys, there's a many women

705
00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:00.800
on Tinder that are married and no you they're married.

706
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:04.360
They don't care. And there's a lot of that say

707
00:43:04.519 --> 00:43:09.159
open relationship, but probably aren't, you know, they just say

708
00:43:11.079 --> 00:43:15.960
right exactly, you know, but you know, not that people

709
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:20.039
don't have open relationships. It's just they're lying, you know.

710
00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:24.119
And then this is a good one. You love this one.

711
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.880
I know a female friend of mine she goes onto

712
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:31.440
online dating because seven days a week she gets three

713
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:35.239
free meals a day and they're much better meals than

714
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:41.480
getting the three squares in prison, which reminds me Valentine's

715
00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:44.599
Day is coming up, So we do need to talk,

716
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.079
you know. As how like I moved over to get

717
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:49.840
the book, and so did the camera move me over

718
00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:52.719
and moved me right back in the place, Like the

719
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:59.280
camera is controlling me? But who moved my soup? My soap,

720
00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:03.960
not who moved my soap and so who moved my cheese.

721
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:10.039
But the bottom line is, listen this. I'm gonna rename this.

722
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:18.719
It's the CEO's guy to Valentine's Day in Prison because listen,

723
00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:24.400
soap is an integral part of Valentine's Day in Prison. Okay,

724
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:29.360
you don't know, you don't know, you don't know the line,

725
00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:30.719
don't drop the soap.

726
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:32.239
I know, don't drop the soap.

727
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:34.480
But there you go. Do I need to paint it

728
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:37.599
for you? You drop the soap, you're bent over and somebody

729
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:42.400
gives you a surprise. That's it, a Toutsie Rolls.

730
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:45.840
Surprise and ladies and gentlemen. That's how they do Valentine's

731
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:46.960
Day in Prison.

732
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:54.159
Oh you They also have like fake they make up

733
00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:59.639
fake vaginas. Did you know that rebel? Do you know

734
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:03.159
how many think vagina it is? It is a great

735
00:45:03.199 --> 00:45:04.599
thing because then you don't have to put up with

736
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:09.760
any woman's bullshit at all. You can't like like nothing.

737
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:16.079
But you know those rubber gloves that you use, like

738
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:21.239
like medical people use, like the blue gloves, Yeah, those

739
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.960
can be converted into a vagina.

740
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:27.280
They're not supposed to have that kind of stuff. Wouldn't

741
00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:29.039
that be contrabandis.

742
00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:32.400
Not if you're working a job that requires it, like

743
00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:33.960
plumber or something like that.

744
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:36.519
Kind of plumber is in a prison.

745
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:42.119
You think there's not plumbing in prison? Do you realize

746
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:46.559
that the whole prison system is based on Yeah, they do.

747
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:51.960
Look it up. Rebel inmates do all the jobs, so

748
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:55.159
the prison doesn't have to pay for anything. Well, they

749
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:58.559
pay like twelve to forty cents an hour, but no,

750
00:45:59.519 --> 00:46:02.840
it's also a part of the rehabilitation. You could get

751
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:05.519
a job as a plumber, as an electrician, and you

752
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:09.719
learn these trades in prison. A lot of times the

753
00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:12.199
prisoners picked those jobs so they can figure out how

754
00:46:12.199 --> 00:46:17.559
to escape though, just saying like because well, because you

755
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.119
have access to places you wouldn't normally have access to, okay,

756
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:27.119
you know, and you can clean your pipes while you're

757
00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:32.400
cleaning their planes. I'm sick, all right.

758
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:35.280
And we did have some comments here that we probably missed.

759
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.639
Oh, let's bring them up. Well, there's a whole crap

760
00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:40.000
of comments. What the hell.

761
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:43.400
The first one says, Pipemin's birth certificate is an apology

762
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:44.960
note from the condom factory.

763
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:48.639
You're damned straight, Okay.

764
00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:50.519
And he did say just kidding.

765
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:58.639
No, No, you're you're right on point. Okay, I'm just saying, okay, listen,

766
00:46:58.719 --> 00:47:01.559
when I was born, this is actually true story. When

767
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:04.639
I was born, my mother almost died. I almost died

768
00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:07.480
because she lied on the marriage certificate with my father

769
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:09.960
and she was older than she said she was and

770
00:47:10.039 --> 00:47:13.039
at that time too old to have a baby. But anyway,

771
00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:16.400
when she came out of the coma and they brought

772
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:20.719
me into her and she found out was a boy,

773
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:23.960
She's like, get that out of here. I was supposed

774
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:27.239
to have a girl. I don't want that. That's not

775
00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:28.800
even the exaggeration either.

776
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:29.559
My goodness.

777
00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:34.440
Well, because she hated men, and God smote her and

778
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:37.000
gave her two boys and no girls. That's why she

779
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:40.000
loved dogs so much. That's another repeeve of mine too.

780
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.480
Jesus Christ. She says, say, thank God for my daughters

781
00:47:43.480 --> 00:47:45.639
because they are the only ones that helped me. Your

782
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:48.840
daughters aren't wiping your ass, bitch. Okay.

783
00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:52.320
But anyway, wow.

784
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:59.360
Oh my god. So anyway, and you wonder.

785
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:01.679
That escalated quickly?

786
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:06.519
No, where the hell did that go? Valentine's Day? Well,

787
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:09.079
that just brings me to my last point. Because she

788
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:15.519
probably would have joined this site. But I prefer this

789
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:20.480
new online dating site because at least people are being honest.

790
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:25.440
You know, sometimes you wake up one day and there's,

791
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:29.440
you know, a bump on your the JJ, a bump

792
00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:32.840
on your PP. You think it's just razor burn. We

793
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:37.280
shaved these days, but it's because you slept with somebody

794
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:39.280
with an open sore and didn't know it. Because we're

795
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:41.320
not going to tell you on Tinder, but on this

796
00:48:41.480 --> 00:48:44.559
site they will tell you. Let's show them what they're

797
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:46.280
talking about. One.

798
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:51.119
If you're one of the many frustrated singles who suffer

799
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:53.920
from online dating fatigue, you might just be in luck.

800
00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:56.920
A new last resort dating website launched this week that

801
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:59.239
caters to fed up men and women who simply want

802
00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:02.480
to meet eligible singles with unbroken skin or open source

803
00:49:02.559 --> 00:49:05.480
similar to their own. It's called Last Shot, and Onion

804
00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:08.079
Reporters spoke with its founder about starting the site.

805
00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:11.280
Well, online dating is exhausting, and there's so many people

806
00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:13.239
out there that are at the end of their rope

807
00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:15.920
from all that dead ends, and they're worn down to

808
00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:20.000
the point that a last resort dating algorithm really makes sense.

809
00:49:20.639 --> 00:49:22.519
If you're one of those people who's just ready to

810
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:24.280
throw your hands up in the air and start a

811
00:49:24.360 --> 00:49:27.920
life with someone who has unbroken, leision free skin. Or

812
00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:29.639
on the other hand, if you're open to someone who

813
00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:32.960
has boils and abscesses similar to your own, Last Shot

814
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:34.679
is perfectly calibrated to your needs.

815
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:38.079
Boasting a user friendly interface and affordable dues of four

816
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:40.880
to ninety nine a month, Last Shot simply asks users

817
00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:43.519
to log in, then click yes or no if they

818
00:49:43.519 --> 00:49:46.679
have open sores. Within moments, they're connected with hundreds of

819
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:50.159
eligible singles who have comparable skin conditions. Reviews have been

820
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:51.480
overwhelmingly positive.

821
00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:54.320
I'm at a place in my life where I'm ready

822
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:58.440
to say, fine, you have unbroken skin. I have unbroken skin.

823
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:00.920
Let's see where this goes. I was so sick of

824
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:04.280
all the profiles, the content self branding. I met this

825
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:06.920
really amazing guy on it the other day. Both have

826
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:07.719
unbroken skin.

827
00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:08.280
Boom.

828
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:10.960
I know this sounds corny, but when I walked into

829
00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:14.360
that restaurant and I saw him just sitting there, not bleeding,

830
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:17.760
not seeping, I thought to myself, thank you.

831
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:22.360
Our chery hopes to one day introduce an upgraded membership experience,

832
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:26.440
which would allow exasperated singles to filter for specific skin conditions.

833
00:50:26.679 --> 00:50:28.320
We have big plans for the site.

834
00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:31.400
We're thinking of adding a filter for gender, but so

835
00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:34.840
far customers have been happy to simply be paired with

836
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:37.559
someone who does or does not have source.

837
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:39.239
That's how I met my wife.

838
00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:42.599
Incredible woman, a lot of source.

839
00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:52.599
Okay. I saw Rebel as dying through that whole video.

840
00:50:52.760 --> 00:50:55.039
Man, I know she was really turned on by the sores.

841
00:50:56.239 --> 00:51:01.000
So Rebel, tell me what went through your while watching

842
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:09.599
that the billboards in final there you go see. Uh oh,

843
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.280
we had more that you missed. Okay, So Chase said,

844
00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:17.159
how to use and manipulate men. It can only be

845
00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:19.559
summoned by two women in the bathroom.

846
00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:23.199
That's the book that no one knows about it. It

847
00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:23.920
doesn't exist.

848
00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:28.480
Well, he said, yeah, yeah, first role in the book

849
00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:33.960
deny the existence of the book. That's that's brilliant. That's brilliant,

850
00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:37.519
and okay, so we we do have to end the show.

851
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:41.000
But I just wanted to do a wrap on that

852
00:51:41.159 --> 00:51:44.559
dating site three ninety nine. That is a bargain. That's

853
00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:48.039
why I switched to it, because tender and all that

854
00:51:48.239 --> 00:51:50.360
they charge a lot of money. At least you can

855
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:54.800
like you can choose somebody without open source, Like, it's

856
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:59.280
not just for people with open source. It's it's it's

857
00:51:59.320 --> 00:52:04.639
a not it's a very diversified, welcoming dating app. And

858
00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:08.320
uh you know, like listen, I think that I think

859
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:10.519
they're going to add a filter for if they're in

860
00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:15.079
the KKK too, because that when you love that rebel

861
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:20.480
in the KKK and and open source, like, oh talk about.

862
00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:23.639
It's like a fantasy come true for her.

863
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:30.559
Oh my god. So uh so let's talk about also. Okay,

864
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:37.119
so we got we got that, but I think what better,

865
00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:45.079
what better romantic gift then to give get tickets to

866
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:49.280
a music festival for your love. So go to Hell's Heroes.

867
00:52:50.519 --> 00:52:52.360
We're gonna on Pipe Mantle beat her on the Pipe

868
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:56.960
Man Radio Tour. Get your tickets. And we're also decided

869
00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:59.880
yesterday we're gonna be Pumpkin the Park once again this year.

870
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:04.920
There are three dates. Okay, we're gonna I know, I

871
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.519
said we're gonna do the lineup today. We'll do that

872
00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:10.000
next time because we don't have time today. But I

873
00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:13.719
can tell you it includes the Dead Candies, includes the Addicts.

874
00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:16.840
I'm very, very excited about punking the Park. This year

875
00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:22.480
and we have buy tickets to Bourbon Beyond, buy tickets

876
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:25.199
to Aftershock, buy tickets to Later in Life, buy tickets

877
00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:28.559
to Welcome to Rockville, buy tickets to Sonic Temple.

878
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:29.199
Or.

879
00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:37.320
Win tickets to go to prison. Okay, I will, I

880
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:41.920
might even give your you your guide for prison. Who

881
00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:46.559
moved my soap? Okay? Go to Shawshank Prison. See the

882
00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:52.679
best tattoo and music festival there is in Mansfield, Ohio.

883
00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:54.760
In prison, show them one.

884
00:53:55.800 --> 00:54:01.639
Wool America's rock Metal Insis still returns this summer with.

885
00:54:02.360 --> 00:54:14.840
Biscuits bad omens for Roadster.

886
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:18.559
Listen why my son Jill's summers Hill they use so.

887
00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:22.239
Many incarcerations at the Ohio State Reforms or Huly seventeens

888
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:26.719
in ninety is on sale now at incarcerations dot com.

889
00:54:26.840 --> 00:54:30.039
So why do they for a commercial for a music

890
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:34.119
festival that's done in the prison? Is the theme song?

891
00:54:34.239 --> 00:54:37.280
They do it for the nookie. That's why I want

892
00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:37.440
to know.

893
00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:42.039
There is a disclaimer with this commercial. You don't have

894
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:44.199
to break the law, but you do have to enter

895
00:54:44.239 --> 00:54:44.559
to win.

896
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:48.320
There it is. I love it and if you break

897
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:51.320
the law you might have a better chance of winning.

898
00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:55.159
Just saying not that I promote breaking the law, but

899
00:54:55.519 --> 00:55:00.400
I am no, no, don't break the law. You'll end

900
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:03.679
up like Rebel. Okay, so real, real quick because we

901
00:55:03.719 --> 00:55:06.920
have to go. I just want to say, we missed

902
00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:10.079
your We kind of missed your segment, Rebel, so we

903
00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:12.239
have to do it real quick. I am wearing white.

904
00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:15.480
I am wearing white because why.

905
00:55:16.239 --> 00:55:18.559
Is today's National Wear white Shirt Day?

906
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:20.960
Well, it's National white Shirt Day.

907
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:23.320
I didn't have to wear it. I could have just

908
00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:23.679
bought it.

909
00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:26.159
I think somebody messed up. They wanted to make it

910
00:55:26.280 --> 00:55:28.239
National white Day, and they're like, no, you can't have

911
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:30.360
a national white Day. So they just made it white

912
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:35.800
shirt Day. And listen, this is for all the people

913
00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:40.239
that are bummed out about Bad Bunny playing the super Bowl.

914
00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:45.599
Today is don't Cry over Spilt Milk Day. So get

915
00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:51.360
a tall glass that shut the hell up. And you know, now,

916
00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:54.440
don't you go drink some sour milk with your bunny

917
00:55:55.440 --> 00:56:00.199
Bad Bunny. That's that's all I got. Listen tomorrow one

918
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:03.519
pm Eastern Time to the Adventures of Pipe Man, The

919
00:56:03.559 --> 00:56:05.840
pipe Man the pit segment where we were gonna have

920
00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:09.400
an interview with Blessed Dead. Love it. You're gonna love

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it too. Their music it's badass, and tune in every

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Wednesday for this whatever. This is the Adventures of pipe

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Man W four c Y dot com, W four CY

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Radio and Monday tune in where we have the Positively

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Pipeman segment with build a Pet Health Guru and Michael

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Barbarita are business expert, where we're going to give you

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business advice and we're gonna give you pet and human

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health advice. We have to go because I was way

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too late on this one. I gotta figure this out.

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Thanks for listening to the Adventures of pipe Man right

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here on W four cy dot com roll it on.

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Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pipe Man.

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I'm Joe View for c u I Radio s