Nov. 21, 2024

Rock Hard! Vacation Harder! It’s All About Shiprocked and 2025 Pipeman Radio Tour and Armored Saint

This week on Season 18, Episode 40 of The Adventures of Pipeman is all about Shiprocked and the rest of 2025 Pipeman Radio Tour. Shiprocked is coming! Find out the news of Pipeman and Shiprocked partnering for discounts of newly released cabins to...

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This week on Season 18, Episode 40 of The Adventures of Pipeman is all about Shiprocked and the rest of 2025 Pipeman Radio Tour. Shiprocked is coming! Find out the news of Pipeman and Shiprocked partnering for discounts of newly released cabins to this previously sold out phenomonom. We got some surprise stowaway cabins just for Pipeman listeners. Find out how to join the Pipeman for this epis festival and cruise where you can hang with your favorite rockers. Will Pipeman finally become a Shiprocker? Would you want to WIN a FREE cabin?

Our new segment on The Adventures of Pipeman is What day is it? Last week was National Day of Joy. Was it joyous for you? This week has a bunch of sweets holidays which is perfect for The Pipeman. Rebel will discuss all the days and what it means to us.

The 2024 Pipeman Radio Tour is not over. Pipeman is returning to one of the first LA Club Shows he ever went to 40 years ago on Halloween. It was W.A.S.P. and Armored Saint and Pipeman will be covering the Orlando show on 11/24 in reviewing over 40 years Pipeman and Armored Saint. We will even include the interview with Joey Vera, the amazing bassist of Armored Saint. Also, another announcement for The Pipeman Radio Tour. Pipeman is going Country with Rock The Country and Rock The South. And, yes, we are doing giveaways. So would you like to WIN tickets for festivals in Rock or Country?

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Hi you unto, that's sure, I'll see why bring you

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you little little.

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Wake up America.

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It's time for the adventures.

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So fine man, I'm going before suppli e com list

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Pontas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the

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five Man.

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Well not exactly, and today might be one of those

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we take over the airwaves because where in the world

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is pipe Man?

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Oh my goodness, it's one of those days.

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Right. We're gonna change it from Where's Waldo to where's

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the Pipe Man? I'm sure we'll hear a story about

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something that's going on. But until then, Welcome to the

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Adventures of Pipe Man Minus the Pipe Man. Where you

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have me Rebel miler and the other pipe nutt one,

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come on in one, don't do that?

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Good afternoon, How are you? I'm good, I'm good.

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That's good. This is a little thrown off because, uh yeah,

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the pipe man was supposed to be here on time.

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He does this.

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He normally comes like right in that one second for showtime,

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but his clock might be off a little bit.

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So the last time that he did that, he was

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jumping from a train. I believe, right, yes, so let's

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hope there's no more training that again's going on.

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But we never know what the.

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Pipe man, right, it is his adventures by all means. Now,

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I do know that we were supposed to have some videos.

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You know what, though this one might not be a

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train he's jumping from. He might be jumping ship.

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Not until next year? Wait what not until next year?

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Not until next year? Maybe he's preparing to jump ship.

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Yeah, practice, are you guys?

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Go ahead?

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Practice round?

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Practice round. I feel like this is a game show.

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This is the practice round portion of our show.

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And yeah, no, for those of you who aren't quite

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familiar with what we're talking about, oh it's ship rocked,

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that's right now. See I am not versed enough on

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this to talk about it. But I do know the

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pipe man should be joining us maybe and he will

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tell us.

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All about it.

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Do you know, hmm, how do you get rid of

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boddies at set? No, we're not going to talk about that.

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That's a totally different story.

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That would fit in.

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Oh my god, help me out here. I just had

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like a brand explosion. What is the lady's name that

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does the writing analysis? She's been on the show, that's

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her own show. Yes, a net seet, Sorry about that.

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If we talked about bodies at sea, she would be

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the one to bring up apps of freaking lutely and.

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You guys can check got her show one? Give me

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those details?

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Please? No, I think you got this. No, I don't

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have this. You can watch her on kfour HD dot

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com every Friday, one pm Eastern K four HD Radio,

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KFOHD dot com Talk for TV and the name of

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her show is Hit the Road, Jack Finding the Zodiac.

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Abso freakingly boy, oh boy.

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So we have Luri in the chat, We have Charles

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in the chat. Hey, Laurie, Hey, Charles, Charles lying as always?

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Wait what I didn't hear?

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I said, Charles lying as always? Or maybe you paid him.

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I do not, Hey anybody, he said, Rebel beautiful as ever,

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thank you, thank you so much.

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And what did Laurie say?

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Hello gang, Hello Laurie.

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So I'm gonna assume that Laurie is that infamous. Is

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the photographer for the pipemin boy? You must have your

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hands full oft times? I'm telling you.

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Is that the Laury we're talking about?

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Well, I'm hoping it's not the blurry food photograph photographer

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that we talked about.

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about whatever. There's always a reason, there is a method

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for my madness.

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So you know it is what it is.

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Leori said that to me. All right, so we have

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the real photographer, not the fake one like Rebel.

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I'm not a fake photographer. There's a reason why I

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put that out there. But you know it's all good,

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All good? Indeed, Hi, Laurie, how are you so? Back

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to today?

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Man?

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We are missing the tipe.

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This is dangerous when we don't really know where he's

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at or what he's doing. Do y'all do y'all go

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to concern first? I mean, when y'all don't know where

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someone's at or what someone's doing. Do you always turn

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to the negative first? Or do you you.

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Know, do you kind of think like, oh, wow, well

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maybe something.

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Awesome came up and he's late because he's taking care

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of this, or do you go through, oh my goodness,

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where's the pipe? Main? Is something wrong? Should we be concerned?

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Where does your mind go when you think about these things?

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What are your thoughts? One, yeah, well, we know where

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Laurie is. She says, if it's pipemin, always be afraid.

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If it's pipe man, always be afraid about.

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I agree with her, you know, I agree to what he.

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Can be doing. Or should be worry about him?

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Well, the worrying part is that he didn't give us

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a heads up.

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Right, and it's not like him to not give us

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the heads up when we are, you know, doing his show.

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But it could also be a situation of you.

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Know, when the cat's away, the mice will play, and

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what are the mice going to do with this day?

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And you really never know what the pipe man, so

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you kind of gotta you just kind of gotta go

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with it. Now, I do know he's if he is.

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Okay, here's here's the we shouldn't say if because that's

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not something we want to put in the universe when

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we find out what he was actually doing, which was

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probably just you know, watching to see what we would

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do and to make sure we weren't being heave ourselves.

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Not something that we always do. But anyway, we are

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also going to talk about today today. You know, we

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there's always things on days. Every every day has a something,

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and you know it's weird, like some things have whole

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months that they go with and.

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Like Black History Month, they get a whole month for

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us to.

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Actually learn something and knowing human beings, we never learned

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from uh, we never learned from history, so we are

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doomed to you know, repeat it. But maybe if we

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took the time out to actually learn something, we'd be

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better off. So, but they also have do they have

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a Native American Did they get a whole month? There's something,

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but let's stick today's people, because you.

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Know they, yes, there is a month for Native American heritage.

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Native American Heritage, and I think, I mean they're Sinco

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to Mayo, but that's only a day.

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But do they have do we have something?

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And I don't know the whole month, like that's not

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Native American single that Mayo.

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Is isidy Mexican holiday.

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But did they have a Mexican or I thought I

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heard something about a Latino something, a whole.

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Month heritage month.

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Okay, there you go to Hispanic Heritage month again. Stuff

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that we should be learning and know.

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But my goodness, I feel like most of these, like

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the month for these months for that these are all

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new in a way. Yeah, I think so.

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I don't think everybody has a month for everything, but

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I don't know. But we do have days and today,

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let's say it is November twentieth. Can you imagine we're

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already in November?

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Where did the time fly by? Where did it go?

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I don't know?

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Speaking of where did you go? Where did you go?

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One?

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You kind of disappeared on Don't play pipe Man? Here?

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Tell me about it?

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Where are you?

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What happened to your camera?

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While we wait for one to rejoin, we're gonna talk

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about days on today and what they are actually.

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So let's see we have beautiful day.

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Well I don't necessarily know that it means like it's

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a beautiful day, but I do have to tell you

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that it is an absolutely beautiful day outside rather windy

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though here in Louisiana in the northern part.

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Oh no, they didn't know Louisiana had another part they do.

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South.

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Well, we do have North Louisiana, South Louisiana, and mid Louisiana.

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So we're like north south Louisiana.

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Gotcha. So so you're saying that Louisiana is pretty much

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east and west deficient.

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Well, Texas is to the west and Mississippi City east,

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So now I don't think we're deficient.

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So to speak with.

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Yeah, so you guys just didn't study that in high school.

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I know we did.

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But you know again, Texas and Mississippi. I think we

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favored Mississippi around here.

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Where does it feel like those are the only states?

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You know?

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Now?

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Here's I know, Likeida, Georgia, North Carolina. So pretty much

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all the red states, okay, gotcha?

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Well, I mean there's Colorado and well, oh, if you

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looked at the state map during the election, almost all

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of them were red states. So what's the red state

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these days? Everything except California.

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And in all the smaller states that no one else

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no one can remember, right.

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No, believe it or not.

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I think.

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When they did the election coverage, almost every reestate was

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red except California.

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Laard just commented, it's beautiful outside in southern Louisiana, also.

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Southern Louisiana. You're in Louisiana right now? I thought you were.

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No, you aren't, that's right. You're from here, Southern Louisiana

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meaning the New Orleans or were you? Because not far

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from there? I am in Himmon, which is about an

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hour and twenty minutes to give or take from New Orleans. Yeah,

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I know, it depends on which way you go. Right, Absolutely,

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it's Is it really wendy where you are? Because it's

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crazy Wendy here and.

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It's beautiful though. I mean, we are out of the

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eighties today.

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It's only in the seventies where there's some people right

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now that are in eight feet of snow in Colorado.

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Sorry about them, but hey, it's all good. But speaking

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of all good.

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Are you good?

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No? Not really.

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I got fuzzies flying around my face. That's never good.

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And there's no there's no fan or air circulating in here,

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and I don't know why fuzzies are flying, but hey,

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it is what it is. But back to beautiful day today?

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Is it is in fact a beautiful day? You have

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to read that because I can't see it that far away.

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And here's it from Laurie says, I am in New Orleans.

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Flew home from UK yesterday and it was snowing when

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Snowing in the UK. I did see someone post.

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A friend Irish Gender and Sam live in the UK,

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and they posted yesterday that it was in fact snowing

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in the UK. It's like, wow, that's pretty cool. But again,

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it is snowing in Colorado and some other states as well,

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so I guess they got the feel of winter already.

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And have we passed over that wind your time?

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Or are we still in fall?

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I live in Florida. One are those things?

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It's when y'all have to wear long sleeve shirts. Are

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y'all wearing long sleeves yet?

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You mean our Christmas shorts? I remember summer shorts, winter shorts.

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Summer shorts, and winter shows.

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Yet I don't think we actually have like, oh tomorrow,

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I think crosses over the fall to winter. I think

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it's on the twenty first, since some my equinox or something,

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I don't know.

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I'm not a weather man.

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I'm not an equinox is a stage of the moon not.

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I know theesn't change.

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Doesn't it control? The season changed to twenty four, twenty

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first or twenty fifth?

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Are you sure?

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Again?

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Not a weather man, not a astrologist, sore. Therefore, it's

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kind of fly by the seat of your pants.

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Type of thing.

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Laurie said, perfect answer, lol, And then Charles said, winter

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starts December twenty.

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First, December twenty first, or November twenty first.

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It says December December.

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Wow, well, we still have a ways in the fall,

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don't we. For them to be getting snow everywhere, it's

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pretty amazing.

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Now here's a question. We are still at eighty one

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degrees here in Florida. So how do we know when

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winter starts?

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When you start getting in the seventies? I guess.

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After December twenty first, would you say now it's winter?

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Or yeah?

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Well let's see. Have you been Disney and Universal lately?

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Have they decorated for Christmas? Because everybody skips over Thanksgiving?

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When they start announcing Marti Gross for Universal Studios, then

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you'll know it's wintertime in Florida.

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How about that?

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Look who showed up? Speaking of winters?

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I know, and my life's terrible because okay, so I'm

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in California, I'm in my high school hometown, and I

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screwed up the time zones with the shows. Meani So,

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I normally co host The Language of Healing on Tuesday

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at two pm. So the last time I had to

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do that show from California, it was at eleven am. Okay,

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and now I figured eleven am. So I'm out there

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working at Da da Da Da Da Da, and then

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I get text from one and my first reaction is,

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what the fuck? Why do I have to get in there?

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The show's not for another fifty minutes. And then I

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thought about it before see, because one will tell you

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like and most people know me, I will not react immediately.

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Usually sometimes I will because I'm smart enough to know

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to stop think and make sure I'm not the one

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fucking up before I react. So but what I will say, though,

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is in monitoring what was going on while I wasn't here,

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depending on my co hosts to handle things under situations.

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And then I couldn't get my cam to work, and

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now my lighting's crappy. So I don't give a crap

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about that. Right now, I don't care. But from what

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I noticed, Rebel, you've had your own show, two of

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your own shows. Yet on my show, when I don't

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show up, you start spiraling. Why is that?

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Why was I spiraling?

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When was I? At the beginning?

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Maybe? But no, I was sireless.

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So tell me what happened in the beginning, Rebel.

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We were worrying about you.

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Were all these comments we have here? Have they gone

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on up on the screen yet? Or should I do

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that now?

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No, they've gone up the screen. We were pretty much

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having a conversation with the listeners. Laurie was worried about you.

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She now says, there he is.

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Yep, yep. And so I'm and it was cold here

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this morning too, Like I don't know if you saw,

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all right, that was like five am that I did

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the promo video for this, and like I'm wearing a

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flannel jacket and stuff, and I'm like, fu, think Califorian,

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it's freezing. It was in the low forties when I

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was out there filming. Now now it's kind of nice

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out there, Okay, But I mean, yeah, so today was

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a total screw up. I've never ever tell me if

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I'm wrong, Rebel or one, have I ever screwed up

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the time of my show ever? In all the traveling

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that I do.

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Worried.

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We were actually starting to worry about you because we

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said we talked about that how you'll skate in for

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like a second before the show starts sometimes but never

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this far into it.

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We were worried.

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Well, have no fear. Pipe man is here and we

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have a lot to talk about. I don't even know

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what did you talk about so far, rebel?

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I want to hear what you We talked about the days.

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We talked about today being beautiful day, and we talked

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about other months and stuff that things that take a

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whole month and why some things just have days.

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Well, you know what else today is? Did you mention

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today as that today is National Payback your Parents' Day?

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Did you know that pay back your parents?

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No, that one's not on my list of things?

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Thank you?

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No?

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Which way does that go? Like you say, like for

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all the times that they hit us, we have to

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hit them back, or it's.

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Yeah, yeah, kind that it says you turned out just fine,

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so now you can pay your pay back your parents.

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I think it means that you kept mouching off of

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them until you were seventy two. Like I know, people

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in their sixties are still mooching money off of their parents.

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Okay, are still alive?

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Yeah?

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Wow? Can you believe that? I got something light on

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my computer? Now it's it's and I can't stop it,

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I can't get rid of it. So today is also

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Transgender Day of Remembrance, So if you forgot that you're

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a transgender today to remember.

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Yeah, that was gonna be my question because it sounds

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kind of confusing just the way it's structured, like the

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sense itself, what is it exactly?

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It's for generations. Transgender people have suffered various forms of

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abuse and even death.

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So how many generations has this?

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Well, you know they say some of the founding fathers

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were transgender. I mean, all you have to do? Hey, listen,

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did you know okay, are you ready for this? Did

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you know that back in those times, males wore high heels,

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the males war wigs and long hair. And the reason

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women started doing it was because well it was equal

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rights even then, even then, their way of being equal

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with the men, it was to start wearing high heels.

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My question my question here, So my question here is

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how many times back in those days did a woman

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have to hear her men say my feed her can

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you hold my heels for me? I can guarantee you never.

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I like when they say that, especially if they pay

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extra to say that for the pipe main group on.

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I'm not surprised.

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Oh god, it's speaking of the group on.

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It's also nationalsant Nationals Infantel Day.

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So maybe are you a white zen person? Is that you?

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I'm not a wine person at all.

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I don't drink wine. I don't drink wine and I

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don't drink beer. However, if anybody wanted me to promote

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their products.

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I couldn't because.

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Not alcohol. We're not knowing alcohol. We only promote heroine.

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No alcohol. Okay. So today is Universal Children's Day.

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Also, it's World Children's Day.

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It's no, it's Universal Children's Day. You're not using the

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politically correct way to say it. Okay. Why why? Why

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is it only their day in the world? Why not

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in the universe? Rebel?

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I mean because I didn't run, I didn't make the

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days up.

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It just as World Children's That is so inclusive.

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Okay. And you know what else? Today is Today's Action? No,

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it's Africa Industrialization Day, It's Black Consciousness Day, it's Botox

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Cosmetic Day, it's Education Support Professionals Day. It's Geographic Information

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Systems Day. It's jiz Day. Gi g I S Day.

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I think that's jizz day. Okay, so celebrate you're Yeah,

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what your jids today? Okay, it's okay, this is a

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weird one. It's International Hug a Runner Day. Okay, if

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they have to be running, I don't know. I think

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this is what I'm gonna do today. I'll go out

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and anybody I see running, I'm gonna run up to

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them and hug them while they're running. See how they see,

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how they how they react.

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I mean, it says it's you anywhere near Venice Beach.

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It says, yeah, yeah, I'm actually it says this is

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today to find and hug a runner near you, and

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then yeah, I already accomplished this several years ago on

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this day. It's Name your PC Day. Mine is the pipe,

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Mine's the pipe pewter. I have the pipe pewter, I

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have the pipe phone. I have the pipe jeep.

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And you don't like the way I.

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Named my computer. You always had a problem with the

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way I named my own computer.

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While you tell the listeners how you name them.

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Depending on what they are, like the last one, I

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had was Lenny.

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Computer, Oh now I remember. Yeah, it's like people that

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dogs Bob. It's like people name your dogs, Bob. Was

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a lot of polls your computer, Lenny, Like, are you

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having at the computer? Is money part of the cake?

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The worst thing she's done?

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Computer? What'd you say?

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One?

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That wouldn't be the worst thing she's done.

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No, it wouldn't be. But I wonder if your computers

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in the KKK. That's what I want to know.

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No, it's not.

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But you totally forgot one of your favorite ones, National

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Peanut Butter Fudge Day.

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My favorite, the fudge part. Yeah.

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In fact, peanut butter might not be your favorite.

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But I was watching something nice last night showed a

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brownie and that's all I focused on was the brown

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So I gotta tell you something, those tam You know,

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you gotta love the world that we live in right now, okay,

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and how things are like the fact that we have

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a pipe Man Only fans in fact, put that up

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on the screen there one and so people can QR

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code it. We're going to be putting up new content

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coming from the pipe Man radio tour and outtakes from

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this show on the pipe Man Only Fans that really

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is a real only fans. We used to have a

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bunch of sluts on there posting pictures. We got rid

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of that, okay, and now we're just doing scene back

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back back stage scenes of the pipe Man Radio tour

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and this show. Okay, you can take it off now

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and okay, So here's the thing. Well, she says it too.

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I don't know I find that she says it. I'm

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just saying okay. But he does say it to you, rebel.

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So I have a question for you, rebel. Okay, here's

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a question for you. It's relating to this. Okay. So

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Charles is always giving you compliments every single show. I

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definitely want to know which dispensary goes to because I

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need some of it.

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You have to pay for that here.

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But I want to know what is absolute, what he

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thinks is the most beautiful part of your face and

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or body. So he can answer that us. He can

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answer that in the comments. Hey, did we get the

467
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rest of Lori's stuff on here? When I actually came

468
00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:24.680
on one when we were talking about did we get

469
00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:28.559
that one? Did we get that wet them? We got

470
00:27:28.599 --> 00:27:29.160
that one too?

471
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:31.279
Yep, yep.

472
00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:32.400
We've been talking with Laurie.

473
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:35.400
Speaking of we also covered a little bit when we

474
00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:38.920
thought you were missing in action. We talked about how

475
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.720
you were jumping trains one day, and then I thought,

476
00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:43.160
well maybe you were jumping ship.

477
00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:48.279
Well here's the thing, Okay, here's what I have to say.

478
00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:53.359
First of all, I might be moving into a new

479
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:56.119
pipe cave. And it's a pipe cave I used to

480
00:27:56.240 --> 00:28:03.400
live in. Okay, Top Florida Building, the Top Florida Building is,

481
00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:06.200
it's the tallest building in Palm Beach County and the

482
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:09.000
top floor is this private restaurant only for residents. Like

483
00:28:09.079 --> 00:28:11.119
you can't just walk in there, and you can only

484
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:14.640
go in there if you come with me. But it's

485
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:18.839
a three hundred and sixty degree view of all Palm

486
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:21.599
Beach County. But also it's right on the beach, and

487
00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:24.920
the way it's structured. When you're standing up there, it

488
00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:27.599
looks like you're on a cruise ship because it looks

489
00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:29.839
like there's the bow of the boat ahead of you

490
00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:32.680
and the ship ahead of you, and then there's the ocean.

491
00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:37.519
So it's really a trip. So the reason there's a

492
00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:39.920
reason I'm moving in I might be moving into this

493
00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:43.319
pipe cave. Number one, we have a ton of big

494
00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:45.839
things that are going to be happening with the network

495
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:49.839
in twenty twenty five. So I might be staying put

496
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:53.640
and not going on the Pipe Man Homeless Tour this year, okay,

497
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:59.640
And they staying put to focus on these things. But

498
00:28:59.880 --> 00:29:04.680
more importantly, there's other reasons. Okay. One of those reasons

499
00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:08.519
is for years I covered the Renaissance Festival, and I'm

500
00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:11.039
really missing it because I've done I used to do

501
00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:14.880
it every year, So I'm probably gonna do that this year, okay.

502
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.799
And that'll be on the Pipe Main radio tour. Who knows,

503
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:21.960
maybe when I'll be one of the side shows or something, Okay.

504
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:29.599
But I do want to say that it's coincidental. You

505
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:33.000
know that the Pipe Cave may look like a ship

506
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.440
because for years people have been asking me to go

507
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:45.359
on this rock cruise as the premiere party festival rock

508
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.680
cruise anywhere in the world. Like it sells out the

509
00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:53.720
day it's announced, okay, and like unless you're in the club,

510
00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:57.039
you can't get in the club. Okay. These people are

511
00:29:57.160 --> 00:30:01.119
ship rockers. They're like a cult. They love this thing.

512
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:04.119
They go every year. If there's nothing else they do

513
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:07.200
through the year, they go to ship rocked. Okay, and

514
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:12.160
it's really badass because Okay, so first of all, you

515
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:14.400
have all these bands that are performing. It's a music

516
00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:19.880
festival on a ship. Okay, number one, number two, Okay,

517
00:30:20.519 --> 00:30:24.400
there's these stowaways. So there's like rock stars stowing away

518
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.400
on the boat to hang out on the boat that

519
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:29.640
nobody knows about or maybe they do. They might, we

520
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:38.680
don't know, but okay. So then okay, then there's meeting greeds.

521
00:30:39.240 --> 00:30:41.559
The rock stars are stuck on the boat with all

522
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:45.480
you fanboys and fangirls, so they hang out with you.

523
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.559
It's not like going festival where they have limited time

524
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:51.480
like a festival band that has a limited time for press,

525
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.839
a limited time for everything. Because they're in a rush, rush, rush,

526
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:55.880
they got good different places and then they got bail.

527
00:30:56.440 --> 00:31:00.240
They're stuck on the ship with you. Okay, so they

528
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:03.680
have no other choice but to have fun. Okay, and

529
00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:06.079
you get to have fun with them.

530
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:10.279
People that are not not in that way, rebel, not

531
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:12.160
in that way, well that.

532
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:14.200
Way if you want to what happens on ship rock

533
00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:17.279
stays and shiprock. As a matter of fact, Okay, my

534
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:22.240
photographer Lourie you're talking to Okay, she's getting married. Okay,

535
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:25.839
that's why she relations there it is, That's what I

536
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:30.359
was just about to say. So she met who is

537
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:32.839
today her love of her life. Next year will be

538
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:34.799
her ex husband on ship.

539
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:43.559
Sorry, so sorry, Laurie. Well listen, you know him, you're

540
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:44.279
used to him.

541
00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:51.480
Listen. My second thing too. Okay, Chad was the best man.

542
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:54.880
And Chad was like, I'm boycotting this way. I'm like,

543
00:31:55.279 --> 00:31:58.759
you cannot boycott the wedding. Okay, you're the best man.

544
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:04.680
And he's like, I give it eighteen months. It lasted thirteen.

545
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:10.920
So what happened was is he mistook the eight for three.

546
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:14.720
He didn't realize it was only half of an eight.

547
00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:19.480
If half of an eight is three, how is it four?

548
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:26.519
By the way, rebel, I'm moving a lot of lines.

549
00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:27.640
I guess I don't know.

550
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:31.319
Can you tell me? This is like calculus? Okay, one,

551
00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:35.079
let's see your mathematical ability. How is half of eight

552
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:36.720
three but also four?

553
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:39.400
Well, it depends on whether you're doing math, or are

554
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.160
you putting the three in front of a mirror cutting

555
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:42.519
in half exactly?

556
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.920
Or if you're a serial killer and there's eight people

557
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:50.279
and you decide to cut those eight people in half,

558
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:58.519
then there's eight, and then there's eight threes. No, if

559
00:32:58.559 --> 00:32:59.359
you come in half.

560
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:02.440
The question here is the two fives make a ten.

561
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:12.400
Uh only in only in Bachi. So I was thinking

562
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.000
about it. If I become a serial killer, maybe that's

563
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:15.960
the way I'm gonna do it.

564
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:17.000
What would be your code name?

565
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:20.640
Hold On? I got to answer this call from Tropical Shipping.

566
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.279
I don't know what it's about. Let's see hold on lord,

567
00:33:24.599 --> 00:33:32.839
Hello man, I help you? Hello? Are you a bot caller? Hello?

568
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:43.440
That you're listening is not properly verified or optimized Google

569
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:47.640
customer business, And it's terrible.

570
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:48.799
It is.

571
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:50.319
It's absolutely terrible.

572
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:52.920
Okay, So I love it when I get calls her

573
00:33:53.000 --> 00:34:01.160
from me. Hey wait, that's my number. Okay, So back

574
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:06.640
to Shiprock. But before we talk about ship rocked more, okay,

575
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.039
I do want to talk about some other things real quick.

576
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:12.440
We are also we have some new lineups on the

577
00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:15.159
twenty twenty five Pipe Man Radio Tour that we're going

578
00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:17.840
to talk about. One of those things is that's on

579
00:34:18.119 --> 00:34:21.880
sale now. In fact, do you have the commercials queued

580
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:28.119
up somewhere? Uh one for for the Rock the What

581
00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:32.119
and the Rock the Up? Those two?

582
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:34.960
Did you want to.

583
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:36.199
You don't know what I'm talking about.

584
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.199
We don't. We don't have the video for that, right,

585
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:41.440
It was just the audio, just the audio.

586
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.599
Actually, you don't even have to put the audio up,

587
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:48.000
just put the pictures up. I got the pictures up there.

588
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:53.880
So let's do Rock the Country first. So check this out.

589
00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:57.599
These are two festivals new on the Pipemin Radio tour.

590
00:34:57.760 --> 00:35:00.639
We are doing ticket giveaways. This is it's the first one.

591
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:09.239
Rock the Country ten small Towns, ten massive shows, Kid Rock, Nickelback.

592
00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:12.199
I don't know why they're back. Nobody likes them, but

593
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:16.440
Nicolas Back is Nickelback. Okay. I do like them though,

594
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:19.239
But you notice how everybody says they don't like them,

595
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:23.039
but they all listen to them. Okay, come on, okay.

596
00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:27.199
And then Hank Williams Junior. Okay, pipe man's going country.

597
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:30.519
I do love me some Hank Williams Junior. Okay, I

598
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:34.880
really do. A country boy can't survive. Tell me, Hank,

599
00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:38.280
why do you smoke? Do you know why Hank smokes.

600
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:41.280
Rebel to feel good?

601
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:42.159
I guess I don't know.

602
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:47.679
One. Do you know why Hank smokes because he makes

603
00:35:47.719 --> 00:35:50.440
them look cool? Okay, here's what I'm going to tell

604
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:54.559
our listeners. You either comment here or you dm dm

605
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:57.159
me on my socials, pipe Man Radio and all socials.

606
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:01.559
If you can dm me why Hank Willilliams Junior smokes,

607
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:04.719
you will be entered to win tickets to Rock the

608
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:09.000
Country ten small towns, ten massive shows. Next Let's go

609
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:16.119
Rock to South one Rock to South. Also Hank Williams Junior,

610
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:20.239
Kid Rock, Nickelback, and a bunch others. This is a

611
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:25.039
this is this is one of the coolest rock country

612
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:29.079
festivals in the South. It is back for twenty twenty five.

613
00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:33.840
We are also given ticket tickets away. I can't believe

614
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:35.880
the Pipe Man might have to go to Alabama. They

615
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:40.360
don't like New York, New Jersey Italian Jews in Alabama,

616
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:42.039
but I don't care too.

617
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:44.559
Okay, is it worse than Louisiana.

618
00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:47.480
Well, let's put it this way right, Let's put it

619
00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:51.840
this way. Okay. So we we did a festival in

620
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:56.639
Louisiana one year and the artist that I was managing

621
00:36:56.960 --> 00:37:03.320
was a New Yorker, whole old Yankee, so she didn't

622
00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:05.599
really like what I did, but I felt it had

623
00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:09.119
to be done. This was doing during the whole controversy

624
00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:16.320
about the Confederate flag. Okay, And basically what happened was

625
00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:21.039
is I decided asked Rebel she was there. I decided

626
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:23.280
to get up on stage to this crowd of what

627
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:28.320
like fifty thousand people Rebel yep, this New York, New

628
00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:31.679
Jersey Italian jew got up on stage and said exactly that,

629
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.239
I'm like, I am a Yankee and I'm a Jew,

630
00:37:35.760 --> 00:37:38.119
and I'm here to tell you if you guys want

631
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:41.679
to wave your Conferra flag, have fun and do it

632
00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:45.239
in a whole crowd roared. I walked off stage, you idiots.

633
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:52.480
But Ida sped on the mike, but she was pissed

634
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:56.119
at me because I said that, like, listen, you're a Yankee,

635
00:37:56.199 --> 00:37:58.760
game up there to perform. We need to soften up

636
00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:02.800
the crowd first. Okay, That's all I was thinking. Okay,

637
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:03.800
it worked out well.

638
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:06.239
They had people buying her scenes.

639
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:14.440
Yeah, including including the KKK that Rebels had sexual relations with.

640
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:18.960
I don't think he was there. To my knowledge, he

641
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:21.480
no longer lives in Louisiana, Thank you very much.

642
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.639
You know what I loved about that festival besides the music. Okay,

643
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:27.920
so I love that the Dukes of Hazzard were there

644
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.639
because I did you know that. I used to live

645
00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:33.559
right near where I am now, Westlake, California, and watched

646
00:38:33.639 --> 00:38:39.400
the dukesa Hazzard cars go buy every day for filming

647
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:43.440
to Lake Sherwood on trailers. So there were like on

648
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:48.840
each trailer, like twenty of those. Okay, so it was cool.

649
00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:52.960
It was very cool. But okay, so at this festival

650
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:59.320
I got to see Barbara Bach and man, she don't

651
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:02.000
she can't wear Daisy Duke's anymore. I can tell you

652
00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:07.159
right now, Catherine, Catherine Buck. That's why I meant what

653
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:08.199
did I say anyway?

654
00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:09.400
Barbara?

655
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:12.159
Yeah, Barbara, Barbara Bush?

656
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:19.440
Because you also met Barbara Eden from I Dream.

657
00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:22.840
I did, which that was very cool. And I interviewed

658
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:26.960
Don Wells. Marianne. Here's some advice for all you that

659
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.760
buy the Pipe Man group on. I used to watch

660
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:34.679
Giligan's Island. My favorite was Marianne, not Ginger. Okay, a

661
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:39.679
nice small town next door girl that probably is so

662
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:43.320
frickin' wild and bad, you know, because it's always.

663
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.480
Why he has a problem with the voice, because of

664
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:48.239
the pig towels that she wore on here.

665
00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:51.280
Oh now I get it. I totally understand he.

666
00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:54.079
Doesn't have that voice. But okay, no, I have a

667
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:56.719
problem with your voice because I have a problem with

668
00:39:56.840 --> 00:39:59.519
your voice because when you do voiceovers, you want to

669
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:02.360
sound like a five year old. You want to sound

670
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:05.159
like Brooks Shields and pretty Baby. You know she was

671
00:40:05.239 --> 00:40:08.360
the twelve year old prostitute. Okay, that's what you want

672
00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:10.519
to sound like, the twelve year old prostitute.

673
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:12.960
You want to sound like, Speaking of which, I just

674
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.639
turned in some other ones that didn't sound anything like that.

675
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:16.559
I was specific.

676
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:17.639
Oh yes they did.

677
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:20.000
She doesn't want to sound like that. He just comes

678
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:20.599
out naturally.

679
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:24.519
Okay. Wait, I love your rebel. I think you do

680
00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:26.920
a lot of great things. But since you brought up,

681
00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:28.719
I was going to bring it up. But since you

682
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:31.599
brought up, I'm gonna call you out right here, right

683
00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:38.079
now on this show. Okay, all right. So I had

684
00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:42.280
her duties commercials as like a valley girl and as

685
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:46.400
somebody I grew up with the valley girls. Okay. It

686
00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:50.239
was the worst valley girl impressions I ever heard in

687
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:53.280
my life. Three of them she did. None of them

688
00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:56.400
were valley girl material. But I'm just as I don't.

689
00:40:56.840 --> 00:40:59.119
I didn't live in the valley girl days.

690
00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:04.119
I mean, oh, my god. Research.

691
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:08.719
Yeah, exactly, that's what you do. You look up last

692
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:11.320
Time's at Ridgemont High. You look up to the movie

693
00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:15.719
Valley Girl and listen how these girls talk. And I tried.

694
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:18.119
I mean, I just couldn't dumb myself down to it.

695
00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:22.639
If you're going to do a voiceover, do your job

696
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.519
work research. Like one said, I bet, let's hear one's

697
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:29.880
version of a valley Girl.

698
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:31.159
Yeah, let's not go there.

699
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:37.639
I think I think this ship. I'm gonna give you

700
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:40.400
something to say, and you're both gonna say it, and

701
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:42.920
I want to see who makes the best Valley Girl. Okay,

702
00:41:44.559 --> 00:41:48.639
oh my god, that's ready. Oh my god, that's totally

703
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:53.960
too bleo. I fucked it up. Totally tubular. Okay, go ahead,

704
00:41:56.400 --> 00:41:57.079
you first one.

705
00:41:58.239 --> 00:41:58.880
Ladies first.

706
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:03.199
Okay, yeah, ladies first. But Rebel's not a lady, she's

707
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:08.719
a rebel. That's contradictory. Okay, go ahead, Rebel. Let's do it.

708
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:15.079
Hurry up. I got a lot to talk about, like like, wow,

709
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:17.960
that's dutally tubular, man.

710
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:22.320
Like, wow, that's totally tubular man.

711
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:29.599
Okay, Wan, Wow, that's totally tubular. I don't know, I

712
00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:30.400
kind of make it.

713
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:36.480
Wan was very good at doing the Valley gay Girl.

714
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:40.559
Cool man voiceovers are on my thing. You know this.

715
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:43.679
I know he told me that too. I don't do

716
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:47.480
what once. I'm like, man, he's not lying. Okay, he

717
00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:50.920
did one. I was like, oh my god, I think

718
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:53.079
I have to give him an award for the absolute

719
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:55.280
worst voice ever ever in history.

720
00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:58.079
I'll take it. I'll just play it proudly.

721
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.519
I mean, hey, So we talked about Rock South, we

722
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:05.199
talked about rock the Country. This coming weekend, I'm flying

723
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:09.400
back from la to Fort Laurerdale to take a train

724
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:12.000
to West Palm Beach to take an uber to my

725
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:14.360
car that's at Palm Beach Airport, because I just left

726
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:17.639
Palm Beach Airport yesterday to drive up to our Lando

727
00:43:18.199 --> 00:43:21.679
for a show that I'm celebrating forty years And so

728
00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:27.639
are they Okay? So back in the early eighties, I start.

729
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:30.400
I moved to California in nineteen eighty and I went

730
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:36.360
to the Sunset Stripsea but basically the second club show

731
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:39.320
I ever went to in my life. I saw this

732
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:43.400
image of these people on this magazine. I'm like, Oh,

733
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:47.000
we need to go to this show. Never heard what that.

734
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:49.039
That's why I was like, back then, you didn't listen

735
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:53.199
to stuff first. You went to shows based on how

736
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:55.159
they looked. You didn't know if they sucked or not,

737
00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:56.199
or if they were great.

738
00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:57.840
You didn't tell me. You didn't do research.

739
00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:01.239
Back then, you didn't have there was don't research. You

740
00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:05.679
couldn't listen to albums first. Like you bought albums, spend

741
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.679
your money. If it sucked, you listened to the album

742
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.159
ten times or more until you liked it. Okay.

743
00:44:12.519 --> 00:44:14.320
Oh and that's not liking it, that's getting used to it.

744
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:18.119
It's no, it's called an acquired taste because you just

745
00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:21.719
spent all the money you had on that on that album. Okay.

746
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:27.159
And so anyway, there were this cool these there are

747
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:29.760
three bands, two of them and their pictures were up there.

748
00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:33.320
I'm like, wow, they look cool. It was Wasp, Armored Saint,

749
00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:37.880
and the Headshaker. It was Halloween back in the early eighties.

750
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:41.800
And that was where I started my journey to where

751
00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:44.800
we are today. That was the beginning of the journey.

752
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:48.480
And so we had an interview. We're not going to

753
00:44:48.559 --> 00:44:51.679
have time for it. We're one that I told you about.

754
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:57.880
I realized, Okay, So but go check out the interview.

755
00:44:58.079 --> 00:44:59.880
There's a lot of interviews with me and Joey Vera

756
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:03.960
Armored Saints. But go check out the one recently on

757
00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:08.880
anywhere you listen podcasts, iHeartRadio or anywhere and look for

758
00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:11.039
the one with Joey Vera of Armored Saint and you'll

759
00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:13.960
hear some stories. There's stories every time because we go

760
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:17.159
way back. I became friends with that band like really

761
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:19.880
quick in the beginning. The first time they ever left

762
00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:21.719
their zip code was because of me, and I told

763
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:24.119
they were from Pasadena. I said, come out to Agura.

764
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:27.320
They didn't even know where a Gura was. Okay, now

765
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:32.199
they travel the world. Okay, But anyway, I love, love

766
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:35.719
love this band. Me and my bro we went up

767
00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:39.239
to them and we're like, hey, they didn't have a

768
00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:41.679
merch if we made up T shirts and pins, we

769
00:45:41.719 --> 00:45:44.039
were like fifteen years old, can we sell them at

770
00:45:44.079 --> 00:45:46.960
your show? We'll give you half. Sure, And Joey said

771
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.239
recently in another interview, he goes, yeah, you are our

772
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:53.000
first merch company. And he also said he tricked me

773
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:55.280
in an interview about something I didn't know. He goes,

774
00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:57.800
I bet you didn't know this. You know that picture.

775
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:00.920
There's a picture when Lars from Metallic Waho was like

776
00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:06.079
fifteen years old, wearing he was holding guitar, and he

777
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:09.679
was wearing an Armored Saint shirt. He goes, that's your shirt.

778
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:12.199
I'm like, no way, I don't even think. He goes,

779
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:15.159
A still has He goes he still has it. I'm like,

780
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:17.239
I don't even have it. He goes neither. Why so

781
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:20.199
I gotta find Laurs and get my shirt back. He

782
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:25.199
stole my shirt. I wanted that, Okay, I don't remember

783
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:28.760
got it. I probably gave it to him. Maybe I

784
00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:31.800
don't know how it happened. If you remember the eighties

785
00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:34.400
at a Sunset strip, you were not there. But anyway,

786
00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:36.360
this was a fad ass show. After that show, I

787
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:39.119
used to hang out with Chris Holmes from Wasp at

788
00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:43.320
the Mall, you know, and just it was the fun

789
00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:47.440
of that time. Well in Orlando at the Plaza Live

790
00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:51.440
the pipe Man on the end of the twenty twenty

791
00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:55.159
four Pipe Man Radio tour will be at that Armored

792
00:46:55.239 --> 00:46:58.719
Saint Wasp show. Okay, so that will be cool. That's

793
00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:02.199
coming up this weekend. But now the most important of all,

794
00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:06.559
what everybody, and I mean everybody probably Lori has been

795
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:12.199
waiting for. Okay, it's because everybody's been bugging me for years,

796
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:16.480
go on chip Rock, go on Chipron And you know,

797
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:21.719
I finally gave in this year because I'm always liking

798
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:25.480
Costa Rica or Bali or someplace like that. I'm like,

799
00:47:26.440 --> 00:47:28.679
and that's my time off of the Pipe Main Radio

800
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:31.199
Tour and on the Pipe Man Homeless Tour. So the

801
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.880
Pipe Man Homeless Tour has been canceled this year in

802
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:41.679
order for the Pipe Man to cruise the seven seas well,

803
00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:45.719
at least one of them on ship Rocked. So Pipe

804
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:49.440
Man will officially be on ship Rock doing media. I

805
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:52.719
will be doing interviews on ship Rock. I will be

806
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.599
stowing away somewhere from all the people that are trying

807
00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:58.840
to get the free group on and is going to

808
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:00.960
be a blast of good with all my friends there,

809
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:04.440
because like I have so many friends on that ship.

810
00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:12.119
Every year they go and we're actually doing a special promotion. Okay,

811
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:20.840
first time ever they are giving a cabin away on

812
00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:24.920
ship Rocked and we are doing the contest. So what

813
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:27.280
you need to do is DM me on pipe Man

814
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:30.639
Radio on any in the socials and tell me you

815
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:34.519
want to be erned to win on shipck a cabin

816
00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:38.000
on Ship Rocked, which is man. It will be badass

817
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.559
if you win that, but you got have to jump

818
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:43.559
through some hoops. They will be easy hoops though, but

819
00:48:43.960 --> 00:48:46.679
you might have to know, like what was the guy's

820
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:50.679
name that was in the kkak that Rebel had sexual

821
00:48:50.760 --> 00:48:56.760
relations with? What was his name? Rebel not saying well,

822
00:48:56.880 --> 00:49:00.400
maybe that won't be a question then okay, But and

823
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:05.320
we are also offering here's what happened now. Shiprock is

824
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:07.159
sold out every year. I told you it was sold

825
00:49:07.199 --> 00:49:12.639
out this year for the pipe Man. For W four

826
00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:17.239
cy Radio, we are running a special. They have released

827
00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:21.559
some special cabins that are going to go buy quickly.

828
00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:24.039
All you have to do is go shiprock dot com

829
00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:27.800
and enter the code W four C wide It's four

830
00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:31.760
with the number four, and you will be able to

831
00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:34.639
get access to actually get a cabin on ship rocked

832
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:39.320
and you'll get one hundred dollars on board credit to

833
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:42.360
use for whatever's on board.

834
00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:50.519
And by the way, if I happen to make Pipeman

835
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:55.079
groupon not included, but one one, we have a sale

836
00:49:55.159 --> 00:49:56.840
on one for ninety nine dollars.

837
00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:03.760
Uh one that will do his best valley girl voiceover

838
00:50:03.880 --> 00:50:05.199
for ninety nine dollars.

839
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:13.239
For you all night long. Okay, so it sounds like okay.

840
00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:16.280
Since I had to cut my part short because I

841
00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:21.119
fucked up the time zone, Okay, is there anything I

842
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:23.159
missed and what we were supposed to talk about today?

843
00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:26.280
No, I believe we covered everything that we could.

844
00:50:26.400 --> 00:50:30.079
Fucking amazing and on time too. I can't believe it.

845
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:35.079
But seriously, who's guy go get high? Why is he

846
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:35.679
telling us.

847
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:38.039
That's the answer to why he smokes?

848
00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:40.280
Oh?

849
00:50:42.199 --> 00:50:43.559
Well, that's fucking brilliant.

850
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:48.639
Okay, So did we get an answer to the what

851
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:49.840
part of oh?

852
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:52.920
We didn't answer? Here's the answer. Are you ready? I

853
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:58.400
love his lips then eyes, So wait a minute. I

854
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:00.800
have a question, as he's said it in your lips

855
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:08.639
and then your eyes, And my question is my question is,

856
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:12.400
here's my question for you, rebel. This is very important.

857
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:15.800
I grew up where you were told if you masturbated,

858
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:18.599
you could go blind. This was a serious threat that

859
00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:23.360
they gave children. So my question is, is if one

860
00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:26.719
of your fans shoots in your eye, will you go blind?

861
00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:29.679
Yeah?

862
00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:33.159
No, that's not gonna happen. We don't go around the eyes. Okay,

863
00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:34.639
you gotta keep it below the.

864
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:38.519
Nose, okay, Okay, And let's see what else we got here. Laurie,

865
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:41.119
He's like, I met that. Oh this was up before

866
00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:44.599
I met the love of my life. I'm ship right, Yeah,

867
00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:47.480
thank god, because I like him a lot better than Laurie. Okay,

868
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:53.480
he's a nice and let's see, I don't know what

869
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:54.320
I'm a little late.

870
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:57.880
So she said, no, it's because you said you said

871
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.719
you'll be married onto, like just for one year.

872
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:05.719
They said, yeah, there you go. Well listen, it's just

873
00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:09.679
the way it goes, you know. And I speaking about

874
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:12.800
getting high. I just saw a documentary about the person

875
00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:16.559
that wrote that song and then I got high. You

876
00:52:16.639 --> 00:52:23.400
know that song? Why he wrote that song, it's just

877
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:26.039
basically every time he does those things and that thing,

878
00:52:26.159 --> 00:52:30.679
he gets hied. So just saying and then let's see

879
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:35.159
what we got here. Hank Williams. No, that says Hank Alliums.

880
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:38.000
They don't know how to spell in the South, do

881
00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:38.639
they rebel?

882
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:42.119
So how do you know he's from the South. He

883
00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:44.119
knows you like you.

884
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:46.719
He's from the South, because there ain't no Yankee on

885
00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:50.840
earth that likes you. Okay, just say it. I mean

886
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:53.559
I like you. I like you when you sleep. But

887
00:52:53.760 --> 00:53:02.480
that's about it. So Hank Williams or the question is

888
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.920
why does he smoke? Not what his name is, but

889
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:10.599
why does he smoke? Do you have an answer to

890
00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:18.840
tell him? I, Hank, why do you drink? Why do

891
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:19.679
you smoke?

892
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:22.760
Doupe, roll smoke, It's roll smoke.

893
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:31.199
Better, I change the words. Okay, okay, but yeah, we

894
00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:33.840
do gotta go. We gotta go right now. I was

895
00:53:33.920 --> 00:53:36.559
on time. Now I'm late, thanks to you, Rebel and

896
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:42.400
your Sonatio. Okay, but anyway, everybody, thanks for listening. Tune

897
00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:44.480
in next week and every week here on the Adventures

898
00:53:44.519 --> 00:53:46.760
Pipe Man W four c Y Radio, W four c

899
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:51.559
Y dot Com one pm Eastern time. I even fucked

900
00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:53.840
up on the promo because I put one pm Eastern

901
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:58.199
eleven a m. Pacific, so people that are smart unlike

902
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:00.639
me will be able to figure out. Wait, there's not

903
00:54:00.760 --> 00:54:03.719
a two hour time difference between East coast and West coast.

904
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.440
But anyway, whatever time it is, it's sometime in the world.

905
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:15.039
It's pipe nine o'clock somewhere. Okay, anyway, okay, but you

906
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:17.880
need to tune in. You need to win this cabin

907
00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:21.559
and join me. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna sweeten

908
00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:25.480
the pot if you're a female and you enter to win,

909
00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:28.960
you will automatically get a free Pipe Man group on.

910
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:32.119
I'm gonna sweeten the deal just entering the win. You

911
00:54:32.119 --> 00:54:35.320
don't even have to win. You don't even have to

912
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.840
be you know, like rebel.

913
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:43.360
Dude, what do you mean by rebel?

914
00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:46.440
All right, we'll leave that to next week. Tune in

915
00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:49.079
next week to the Avengers pipe Man. We're gonna talk

916
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:50.920
more about ship Rock, but we we're gonna talk about

917
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:53.639
Dorman Saint Loss show. We're gonna also talk about some

918
00:54:53.760 --> 00:54:57.079
other shenanigans that Pipe Man will have in La in

919
00:54:57.199 --> 00:55:00.599
North Carolina, and about the Pipe Cave and everything going

920
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:02.480
on in twenty twenty five because we're going to be

921
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:05.119
expanding the show to multiple days. We got a lot

922
00:55:05.199 --> 00:55:08.119
of new co hosts that are going to do segments

923
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:10.880
in the show, Experts in the show. We have new segments.

924
00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:15.559
Let's leave us with My Subconscious and my Subconscious will

925
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:17.320
end the show. Roll it one.

926
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:30.280
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Payment. I'm

927
00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:33.480
w for CUI Radio.