Rock Hard! Vacation Harder! It’s All About Shiprocked and 2025 Pipeman Radio Tour and Armored Saint

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0:48 Wake up America. It's time for the adventures. So fine man, I'm going before suppli e com list Pontas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the five Man. Well not exactly, and today might be one of those we take over the airwaves because where in the world is pipe Man? Oh my goodness, it's one of those days. Right. We're gonna change it from Where's Waldo to where's the Pipe Man? I'm sure we'll hear a story about something that's going on. But until then, Welcome to the Adventures of Pipe Man Minus the Pipe Man. Where you have me Rebel miler and the other pipe nutt one, come on in one, don't do that?

1:39 Good afternoon, How are you? I'm good, I'm good. That's good. This is a little thrown off because, uh yeah, the pipe man was supposed to be here on time. He does this. He normally comes like right in that one second for showtime, but his clock might be off a little bit. So the last time that he did that, he was jumping from a train. I believe, right, yes, so let's hope there's no more training that again's going on. But we never know what the. Pipe man, right, it is his adventures by all means. Now, I do know that we were supposed to have some videos.

2:29 You know what, though this one might not be a train he's jumping from. He might be jumping ship. Not until next year? Wait what not until next year? Not until next year? Maybe he's preparing to jump ship. Yeah, practice, are you guys? Go ahead? Practice round? Practice round. I feel like this is a game show. This is the practice round portion of our show. And yeah, no, for those of you who aren't quite familiar with what we're talking about, oh it's ship rocked, that's right now. See I am not versed enough on this to talk about it. But I do know the pipe man should be joining us maybe and he will tell us.

3:22 All about it. Do you know, hmm, how do you get rid of boddies at set? No, we're not going to talk about that. That's a totally different story. That would fit in. Oh my god, help me out here. I just had like a brand explosion. What is the lady's name that does the writing analysis? She's been on the show, that's her own show. Yes, a net seet, Sorry about that. If we talked about bodies at sea, she would be the one to bring up apps of freaking lutely and. You guys can check got her show one? Give me those details?

4:02 Please? No, I think you got this. No, I don't have this. You can watch her on kfour HD dot com every Friday, one pm Eastern K four HD Radio, KFOHD dot com Talk for TV and the name of her show is Hit the Road, Jack Finding the Zodiac. Abso freakingly boy, oh boy. So we have Luri in the chat, We have Charles in the chat. Hey, Laurie, Hey, Charles, Charles lying as always? Wait what I didn't hear? I said, Charles lying as always? Or maybe you paid him. I do not, Hey anybody, he said, Rebel beautiful as ever, thank you, thank you so much.

4:51 And what did Laurie say? Hello gang, Hello Laurie. So I'm gonna assume that Laurie is that infamous. Is the photographer for the pipemin boy? You must have your hands full oft times? I'm telling you. Is that the Laury we're talking about? Well, I'm hoping it's not the blurry food photograph photographer that we talked about. Oh no, that's when he chokes about me, joke, talks about whatever. There's always a reason, there is a method for my madness. So you know it is what it is. Leori said that to me. All right, so we have the real photographer, not the fake one like Rebel.

5:31 I'm not a fake photographer. There's a reason why I put that out there. But you know it's all good, All good? Indeed, Hi, Laurie, how are you so? Back to today? Man? We are missing the tipe. This is dangerous when we don't really know where he's at or what he's doing. Do y'all do y'all go to concern first? I mean, when y'all don't know where someone's at or what someone's doing. Do you always turn to the negative first? Or do you you. Know, do you kind of think like, oh, wow, well maybe something. Awesome came up and he's late because he's taking care of this, or do you go through, oh my goodness, where's the pipe? Main? Is something wrong? Should we be concerned?

6:25 Where does your mind go when you think about these things? What are your thoughts? One, yeah, well, we know where Laurie is. She says, if it's pipemin, always be afraid. If it's pipe man, always be afraid about. I agree with her, you know, I agree to what he. Can be doing. Or should be worry about him? Well, the worrying part is that he didn't give us a heads up. Right, and it's not like him to not give us the heads up when we are, you know, doing his show.

7:07 But it could also be a situation of you. Know, when the cat's away, the mice will play, and what are the mice going to do with this day? And you really never know what the pipe man, so you kind of gotta you just kind of gotta go with it. Now, I do know he's if he is. Okay, here's here's the we shouldn't say if because that's not something we want to put in the universe when we find out what he was actually doing, which was probably just you know, watching to see what we would do and to make sure we weren't being heave ourselves. Not something that we always do. But anyway, we are also going to talk about today today. You know, we there's always things on days. Every every day has a something, and you know it's weird, like some things have whole months that they go with and.

8:06 Like Black History Month, they get a whole month for us to. Actually learn something and knowing human beings, we never learned from uh, we never learned from history, so we are doomed to you know, repeat it. But maybe if we took the time out to actually learn something, we'd be better off. So, but they also have do they have a Native American Did they get a whole month? There's something, but let's stick today's people, because you. Know they, yes, there is a month for Native American heritage. Native American Heritage, and I think, I mean they're Sinco to Mayo, but that's only a day.

8:51 But do they have do we have something? And I don't know the whole month, like that's not Native American single that Mayo. Is isidy Mexican holiday. But did they have a Mexican or I thought I heard something about a Latino something, a whole. Month heritage month. Okay, there you go to Hispanic Heritage month again. Stuff that we should be learning and know. But my goodness, I feel like most of these, like the month for these months for that these are all new in a way. Yeah, I think so.

9:36 I don't think everybody has a month for everything, but I don't know. But we do have days and today, let's say it is November twentieth. Can you imagine we're already in November? Where did the time fly by? Where did it go? I don't know? Speaking of where did you go? Where did you go? One? You kind of disappeared on Don't play pipe Man? Here? Tell me about it? Where are you? What happened to your camera? While we wait for one to rejoin, we're gonna talk about days on today and what they are actually. So let's see we have beautiful day.

10:22 Well I don't necessarily know that it means like it's a beautiful day, but I do have to tell you that it is an absolutely beautiful day outside rather windy though here in Louisiana in the northern part. Oh no, they didn't know Louisiana had another part they do. South. Well, we do have North Louisiana, South Louisiana, and mid Louisiana. So we're like north south Louisiana. Gotcha. So so you're saying that Louisiana is pretty much east and west deficient. Well, Texas is to the west and Mississippi City east, So now I don't think we're deficient.

11:07 So to speak with. Yeah, so you guys just didn't study that in high school. I know we did. But you know again, Texas and Mississippi. I think we favored Mississippi around here. Where does it feel like those are the only states? You know? Now? Here's I know, Likeida, Georgia, North Carolina. So pretty much all the red states, okay, gotcha? Well, I mean there's Colorado and well, oh, if you looked at the state map during the election, almost all of them were red states. So what's the red state these days? Everything except California.

11:48 And in all the smaller states that no one else no one can remember, right. No, believe it or not. I think. Yeah. When they did the election coverage, almost every reestate was red except California. Laard just commented, it's beautiful outside in southern Louisiana, also. Southern Louisiana. You're in Louisiana right now? I thought you were. No, you aren't, that's right. You're from here, Southern Louisiana meaning the New Orleans or were you? Because not far from there? I am in Himmon, which is about an hour and twenty minutes to give or take from New Orleans. Yeah, I know, it depends on which way you go. Right, Absolutely, it's Is it really wendy where you are? Because it's crazy Wendy here and.

12:40 It's beautiful though. I mean, we are out of the eighties today. It's only in the seventies where there's some people right now that are in eight feet of snow in Colorado. Sorry about them, but hey, it's all good. But speaking of all good. Are you good? No? Not really. I got fuzzies flying around my face. That's never good. And there's no there's no fan or air circulating in here, and I don't know why fuzzies are flying, but hey, it is what it is. But back to beautiful day today? Is it is in fact a beautiful day? You have to read that because I can't see it that far away.

13:23 And here's it from Laurie says, I am in New Orleans. Flew home from UK yesterday and it was snowing when I left. Yes, windy here. Snowing in the UK. I did see someone post. A friend Irish Gender and Sam live in the UK, and they posted yesterday that it was in fact snowing in the UK. It's like, wow, that's pretty cool. But again, it is snowing in Colorado and some other states as well, so I guess they got the feel of winter already. And have we passed over that wind your time? Or are we still in fall? I live in Florida. One are those things?

14:09 It's when y'all have to wear long sleeve shirts. Are y'all wearing long sleeves yet? You mean our Christmas shorts? I remember summer shorts, winter shorts. Summer shorts, and winter shows. Yet I don't think we actually have like, oh tomorrow, I think crosses over the fall to winter. I think it's on the twenty first, since some my equinox or something, I don't know. I'm not a weather man. I'm not an equinox is a stage of the moon not. I know theesn't change. Doesn't it control? The season changed to twenty four, twenty first or twenty fifth? Are you sure? Again? Not a weather man, not a astrologist, sore. Therefore, it's kind of fly by the seat of your pants.

14:55 Type of thing. Laurie said, perfect answer, lol, And then Charles said, winter starts December twenty. First, December twenty first, or November twenty first. It says December December. Wow, well, we still have a ways in the fall, don't we. For them to be getting snow everywhere, it's pretty amazing. Now here's a question. We are still at eighty one degrees here in Florida. So how do we know when winter starts? When you start getting in the seventies? I guess. After December twenty first, would you say now it's winter?

15:36 Or yeah? Well let's see. Have you been Disney and Universal lately? Have they decorated for Christmas? Because everybody skips over Thanksgiving? When they start announcing Marti Gross for Universal Studios, then you'll know it's wintertime in Florida. How about that? Look who showed up? Speaking of winters? I know, and my life's terrible because okay, so I'm in California, I'm in my high school hometown, and I screwed up the time zones with the shows. Meani So, I normally co host The Language of Healing on Tuesday at two pm. So the last time I had to do that show from California, it was at eleven am. Okay, and now I figured eleven am. So I'm out there working at Da da Da Da Da Da, and then I get text from one and my first reaction is, what the fuck? Why do I have to get in there?

16:44 The show's not for another fifty minutes. And then I thought about it before see, because one will tell you like and most people know me, I will not react immediately. Usually sometimes I will because I'm smart enough to know to stop think and make sure I'm not the one fucking up before I react. So but what I will say, though, is in monitoring what was going on while I wasn't here, depending on my co hosts to handle things under situations. And then I couldn't get my cam to work, and now my lighting's crappy. So I don't give a crap about that. Right now, I don't care. But from what I noticed, Rebel, you've had your own show, two of your own shows. Yet on my show, when I don't show up, you start spiraling. Why is that?

17:42 Why was I spiraling? When was I? At the beginning? Maybe? But no, I was sireless. So tell me what happened in the beginning, Rebel. We were worrying about you. Were all these comments we have here? Have they gone on up on the screen yet? Or should I do that now? No, they've gone up the screen. We were pretty much having a conversation with the listeners. Laurie was worried about you. She now says, there he is. Yep, yep. And so I'm and it was cold here this morning too, Like I don't know if you saw, all right, that was like five am that I did the promo video for this, and like I'm wearing a flannel jacket and stuff, and I'm like, fu, think Califorian, it's freezing. It was in the low forties when I was out there filming. Now now it's kind of nice out there, Okay, But I mean, yeah, so today was a total screw up. I've never ever tell me if I'm wrong, Rebel or one, have I ever screwed up the time of my show ever? In all the traveling that I do.

18:55 Worried. We were actually starting to worry about you because we said we talked about that how you'll skate in for like a second before the show starts sometimes but never this far into it. We were worried. Well, have no fear. Pipe man is here and we have a lot to talk about. I don't even know what did you talk about so far, rebel? I want to hear what you We talked about the days. We talked about today being beautiful day, and we talked about other months and stuff that things that take a whole month and why some things just have days. Well, you know what else today is? Did you mention today as that today is National Payback your Parents' Day?

19:38 Did you know that pay back your parents? No, that one's not on my list of things? Thank you? No? Which way does that go? Like you say, like for all the times that they hit us, we have to hit them back, or it's. Yeah, yeah, kind that it says you turned out just fine, so now you can pay your pay back your parents. I think it means that you kept mouching off of them until you were seventy two. Like I know, people in their sixties are still mooching money off of their parents. Okay, are still alive? Yeah? Wow? Can you believe that? I got something light on my computer? Now it's it's and I can't stop it, I can't get rid of it. So today is also Transgender Day of Remembrance, So if you forgot that you're a transgender today to remember.

20:36 Yeah, that was gonna be my question because it sounds kind of confusing just the way it's structured, like the sense itself, what is it exactly? It's for generations. Transgender people have suffered various forms of abuse and even death. So how many generations has this? Well, you know they say some of the founding fathers were transgender. I mean, all you have to do? Hey, listen, did you know okay, are you ready for this? Did you know that back in those times, males wore high heels, the males war wigs and long hair. And the reason women started doing it was because well it was equal rights even then, even then, their way of being equal with the men, it was to start wearing high heels.

21:32 My question my question here, So my question here is how many times back in those days did a woman have to hear her men say my feed her can you hold my heels for me? I can guarantee you never. I like when they say that, especially if they pay extra to say that for the pipe main group on. I'm not surprised. Oh god, it's speaking of the group on. It's also nationalsant Nationals Infantel Day. So maybe are you a white zen person? Is that you?

22:12 I'm not a wine person at all. I don't drink wine. I don't drink wine and I don't drink beer. However, if anybody wanted me to promote their products. I couldn't because. Not alcohol. We're not knowing alcohol. We only promote heroine. No alcohol. Okay. So today is Universal Children's Day. Also, it's World Children's Day. It's no, it's Universal Children's Day. You're not using the politically correct way to say it. Okay. Why why? Why is it only their day in the world? Why not in the universe? Rebel? I mean because I didn't run, I didn't make the days up.

22:54 It just as World Children's That is so inclusive. Okay. And you know what else? Today is Today's Action? No, it's Africa Industrialization Day, It's Black Consciousness Day, it's Botox Cosmetic Day, it's Education Support Professionals Day. It's Geographic Information Systems Day. It's jiz Day. Gi g I S Day. I think that's jizz day. Okay, so celebrate you're Yeah, what your jids today? Okay, it's okay, this is a weird one. It's International Hug a Runner Day. Okay, if they have to be running, I don't know. I think this is what I'm gonna do today. I'll go out and anybody I see running, I'm gonna run up to them and hug them while they're running. See how they see, how they how they react.

23:59 I mean, it says it's you anywhere near Venice Beach. It says, yeah, yeah, I'm actually it says this is today to find and hug a runner near you, and then yeah, I already accomplished this several years ago on this day. It's Name your PC Day. Mine is the pipe, Mine's the pipe pewter. I have the pipe pewter, I have the pipe phone. I have the pipe jeep. And you don't like the way I. Named my computer. You always had a problem with the way I named my own computer. While you tell the listeners how you name them. Depending on what they are, like the last one, I had was Lenny.

24:45 Computer, Oh now I remember. Yeah, it's like people that dogs Bob. It's like people name your dogs, Bob. Was a lot of polls your computer, Lenny, Like, are you having at the computer? Is money part of the cake? The worst thing she's done? Computer? What'd you say? One? That wouldn't be the worst thing she's done. No, it wouldn't be. But I wonder if your computers in the KKK. That's what I want to know. No, it's not. But you totally forgot one of your favorite ones, National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. My favorite, the fudge part. Yeah.

25:28 In fact, peanut butter might not be your favorite. But I was watching something nice last night showed a brownie and that's all I focused on was the brown So I gotta tell you something, those tam You know, you gotta love the world that we live in right now, okay, and how things are like the fact that we have a pipe Man Only fans in fact, put that up on the screen there one and so people can QR code it. We're going to be putting up new content coming from the pipe Man radio tour and outtakes from this show on the pipe Man Only Fans that really is a real only fans. We used to have a bunch of sluts on there posting pictures. We got rid of that, okay, and now we're just doing scene back back back stage scenes of the pipe Man Radio tour and this show. Okay, you can take it off now and okay, So here's the thing. Well, she says it too.

26:32 I don't know I find that she says it. I'm just saying okay. But he does say it to you, rebel. So I have a question for you, rebel. Okay, here's a question for you. It's relating to this. Okay. So Charles is always giving you compliments every single show. I definitely want to know which dispensary goes to because I need some of it. You have to pay for that here. But I want to know what is absolute, what he thinks is the most beautiful part of your face and or body. So he can answer that us. He can answer that in the comments. Hey, did we get the rest of Lori's stuff on here? When I actually came on one when we were talking about did we get that one? Did we get that wet them? We got that one too?

27:29 Yep, yep. We've been talking with Laurie. Speaking of we also covered a little bit when we thought you were missing in action. We talked about how you were jumping trains one day, and then I thought, well maybe you were jumping ship. Well here's the thing, Okay, here's what I have to say. First of all, I might be moving into a new pipe cave. And it's a pipe cave I used to live in. Okay, Top Florida Building, the Top Florida Building is, it's the tallest building in Palm Beach County and the top floor is this private restaurant only for residents. Like you can't just walk in there, and you can only go in there if you come with me. But it's a three hundred and sixty degree view of all Palm Beach County. But also it's right on the beach, and the way it's structured. When you're standing up there, it looks like you're on a cruise ship because it looks like there's the bow of the boat ahead of you and the ship ahead of you, and then there's the ocean.

28:32 So it's really a trip. So the reason there's a reason I'm moving in I might be moving into this pipe cave. Number one, we have a ton of big things that are going to be happening with the network in twenty twenty five. So I might be staying put and not going on the Pipe Man Homeless Tour this year, okay, And they staying put to focus on these things. But more importantly, there's other reasons. Okay. One of those reasons is for years I covered the Renaissance Festival, and I'm really missing it because I've done I used to do it every year, So I'm probably gonna do that this year, okay.

29:15 And that'll be on the Pipe Main radio tour. Who knows, maybe when I'll be one of the side shows or something, Okay. But I do want to say that it's coincidental. You know that the Pipe Cave may look like a ship because for years people have been asking me to go on this rock cruise as the premiere party festival rock cruise anywhere in the world. Like it sells out the day it's announced, okay, and like unless you're in the club, you can't get in the club. Okay. These people are ship rockers. They're like a cult. They love this thing.

30:01 They go every year. If there's nothing else they do through the year, they go to ship rocked. Okay, and it's really badass because Okay, so first of all, you have all these bands that are performing. It's a music festival on a ship. Okay, number one, number two, Okay, there's these stowaways. So there's like rock stars stowing away on the boat to hang out on the boat that nobody knows about or maybe they do. They might, we don't know, but okay. So then okay, then there's meeting greeds. The rock stars are stuck on the boat with all you fanboys and fangirls, so they hang out with you.

30:45 It's not like going festival where they have limited time like a festival band that has a limited time for press, a limited time for everything. Because they're in a rush, rush, rush, they got good different places and then they got bail. They're stuck on the ship with you. Okay, so they have no other choice but to have fun. Okay, and you get to have fun with them. People that are not not in that way, rebel, not in that way, well that. Way if you want to what happens on ship rock stays and shiprock. As a matter of fact, Okay, my photographer Lourie you're talking to Okay, she's getting married. Okay, that's why she relations there it is, That's what I was just about to say. So she met who is today her love of her life. Next year will be her ex husband on ship.

31:39 Sorry, so sorry, Laurie. Well listen, you know him, you're used to him. Listen. My second thing too. Okay, Chad was the best man. And Chad was like, I'm boycotting this way. I'm like, you cannot boycott the wedding. Okay, you're the best man. And he's like, I give it eighteen months. It lasted thirteen. So what happened was is he mistook the eight for three. He didn't realize it was only half of an eight. If half of an eight is three, how is it four?

32:19 By the way, rebel, I'm moving a lot of lines. I guess I don't know. Can you tell me? This is like calculus? Okay, one, let's see your mathematical ability. How is half of eight three but also four? Well, it depends on whether you're doing math, or are you putting the three in front of a mirror cutting in half exactly? Or if you're a serial killer and there's eight people and you decide to cut those eight people in half, then there's eight, and then there's eight threes. No, if you come in half.

33:00 The question here is the two fives make a ten. Uh only in only in Bachi. So I was thinking about it. If I become a serial killer, maybe that's the way I'm gonna do it. What would be your code name? Hold On? I got to answer this call from Tropical Shipping. I don't know what it's about. Let's see hold on lord, Hello man, I help you? Hello? Are you a bot caller? Hello? That you're listening is not properly verified or optimized Google customer business, And it's terrible.

33:48 It is. It's absolutely terrible. Okay, So I love it when I get calls her from me. Hey wait, that's my number. Okay, So back to Shiprock. But before we talk about ship rocked more, okay, I do want to talk about some other things real quick. We are also we have some new lineups on the twenty twenty five Pipe Man Radio Tour that we're going to talk about. One of those things is that's on sale now. In fact, do you have the commercials queued up somewhere? Uh one for for the Rock the What and the Rock the Up? Those two?

34:34 Did you want to. You don't know what I'm talking about. We don't. We don't have the video for that, right, It was just the audio, just the audio. Actually, you don't even have to put the audio up, just put the pictures up. I got the pictures up there. So let's do Rock the Country first. So check this out. These are two festivals new on the Pipemin Radio tour. We are doing ticket giveaways. This is it's the first one. Rock the Country ten small Towns, ten massive shows, Kid Rock, Nickelback. I don't know why they're back. Nobody likes them, but Nicolas Back is Nickelback. Okay. I do like them though, But you notice how everybody says they don't like them, but they all listen to them. Okay, come on, okay.

35:23 And then Hank Williams Junior. Okay, pipe man's going country. I do love me some Hank Williams Junior. Okay, I really do. A country boy can't survive. Tell me, Hank, why do you smoke? Do you know why Hank smokes. Rebel to feel good? I guess I don't know. One. Do you know why Hank smokes because he makes them look cool? Okay, here's what I'm going to tell our listeners. You either comment here or you dm dm me on my socials, pipe Man Radio and all socials. If you can dm me why Hank Willilliams Junior smokes, you will be entered to win tickets to Rock the Country ten small towns, ten massive shows. Next Let's go Rock to South one Rock to South. Also Hank Williams Junior, Kid Rock, Nickelback, and a bunch others. This is a this is this is one of the coolest rock country festivals in the South. It is back for twenty twenty five.

36:29 We are also given ticket tickets away. I can't believe the Pipe Man might have to go to Alabama. They don't like New York, New Jersey Italian Jews in Alabama, but I don't care too. Okay, is it worse than Louisiana. Well, let's put it this way right, Let's put it this way. Okay. So we we did a festival in Louisiana one year and the artist that I was managing was a New Yorker, whole old Yankee, so she didn't really like what I did, but I felt it had to be done. This was doing during the whole controversy about the Confederate flag. Okay, And basically what happened was is I decided asked Rebel she was there. I decided to get up on stage to this crowd of what like fifty thousand people Rebel yep, this New York, New Jersey Italian jew got up on stage and said exactly that, I'm like, I am a Yankee and I'm a Jew, and I'm here to tell you if you guys want to wave your Conferra flag, have fun and do it in a whole crowd roared. I walked off stage, you idiots.

37:45 But Ida sped on the mike, but she was pissed at me because I said that, like, listen, you're a Yankee, game up there to perform. We need to soften up the crowd first. Okay, That's all I was thinking. Okay, it worked out well. They had people buying her scenes. Yeah, including including the KKK that Rebels had sexual relations with. I don't think he was there. To my knowledge, he no longer lives in Louisiana, Thank you very much. You know what I loved about that festival besides the music. Okay, so I love that the Dukes of Hazzard were there because I did you know that. I used to live right near where I am now, Westlake, California, and watched the dukesa Hazzard cars go buy every day for filming to Lake Sherwood on trailers. So there were like on each trailer, like twenty of those. Okay, so it was cool.

38:49 It was very cool. But okay, so at this festival I got to see Barbara Bach and man, she don't she can't wear Daisy Duke's anymore. I can tell you right now, Catherine, Catherine Buck. That's why I meant what did I say anyway? Barbara? Yeah, Barbara, Barbara Bush? Because you also met Barbara Eden from I Dream. I did, which that was very cool. And I interviewed Don Wells. Marianne. Here's some advice for all you that buy the Pipe Man group on. I used to watch Giligan's Island. My favorite was Marianne, not Ginger. Okay, a nice small town next door girl that probably is so frickin' wild and bad, you know, because it's always.

39:43 Why he has a problem with the voice, because of the pig towels that she wore on here. Oh now I get it. I totally understand he. Doesn't have that voice. But okay, no, I have a problem with your voice because I have a problem with your voice because when you do voiceovers, you want to sound like a five year old. You want to sound like Brooks Shields and pretty Baby. You know she was the twelve year old prostitute. Okay, that's what you want to sound like, the twelve year old prostitute. You want to sound like, Speaking of which, I just turned in some other ones that didn't sound anything like that. I was specific. Oh yes they did. She doesn't want to sound like that. He just comes out naturally. Okay. Wait, I love your rebel. I think you do a lot of great things. But since you brought up, I was going to bring it up. But since you brought up, I'm gonna call you out right here, right now on this show. Okay, all right. So I had her duties commercials as like a valley girl and as somebody I grew up with the valley girls. Okay. It was the worst valley girl impressions I ever heard in my life. Three of them she did. None of them were valley girl material. But I'm just as I don't.

40:56 I didn't live in the valley girl days. I mean, oh, my god. Research. Yeah, exactly, that's what you do. You look up last Time's at Ridgemont High. You look up to the movie Valley Girl and listen how these girls talk. And I tried. I mean, I just couldn't dumb myself down to it. If you're going to do a voiceover, do your job work research. Like one said, I bet, let's hear one's version of a valley Girl. Yeah, let's not go there. I think I think this ship. I'm gonna give you something to say, and you're both gonna say it, and I want to see who makes the best Valley Girl. Okay, oh my god, that's ready. Oh my god, that's totally too bleo. I fucked it up. Totally tubular. Okay, go ahead, you first one.

41:58 Ladies first. Okay, yeah, ladies first. But Rebel's not a lady, she's a rebel. That's contradictory. Okay, go ahead, Rebel. Let's do it. Hurry up. I got a lot to talk about, like like, wow, that's dutally tubular, man. Like, wow, that's totally tubular man. Okay, Wan, Wow, that's totally tubular. I don't know, I kind of make it. Wan was very good at doing the Valley gay Girl.

42:38 Cool man voiceovers are on my thing. You know this. I know he told me that too. I don't do what once. I'm like, man, he's not lying. Okay, he did one. I was like, oh my god, I think I have to give him an award for the absolute worst voice ever ever in history. I'll take it. I'll just play it proudly. I mean, hey, So we talked about Rock South, we talked about rock the Country. This coming weekend, I'm flying back from la to Fort Laurerdale to take a train to West Palm Beach to take an uber to my car that's at Palm Beach Airport, because I just left Palm Beach Airport yesterday to drive up to our Lando for a show that I'm celebrating forty years And so are they Okay? So back in the early eighties, I start.

43:27 I moved to California in nineteen eighty and I went to the Sunset Stripsea but basically the second club show I ever went to in my life. I saw this image of these people on this magazine. I'm like, Oh, we need to go to this show. Never heard what that. That's why I was like, back then, you didn't listen to stuff first. You went to shows based on how they looked. You didn't know if they sucked or not, or if they were great. You didn't tell me. You didn't do research. Back then, you didn't have there was don't research. You couldn't listen to albums first. Like you bought albums, spend your money. If it sucked, you listened to the album ten times or more until you liked it. Okay.

44:12 Oh and that's not liking it, that's getting used to it. It's no, it's called an acquired taste because you just spent all the money you had on that on that album. Okay. And so anyway, there were this cool these there are three bands, two of them and their pictures were up there. I'm like, wow, they look cool. It was Wasp, Armored Saint, and the Headshaker. It was Halloween back in the early eighties. And that was where I started my journey to where we are today. That was the beginning of the journey. And so we had an interview. We're not going to have time for it. We're one that I told you about.

44:52 I realized, Okay, So but go check out the interview. There's a lot of interviews with me and Joey Vera Armored Saints. But go check out the one recently on anywhere you listen podcasts, iHeartRadio or anywhere and look for the one with Joey Vera of Armored Saint and you'll hear some stories. There's stories every time because we go way back. I became friends with that band like really quick in the beginning. The first time they ever left their zip code was because of me, and I told they were from Pasadena. I said, come out to Agura. They didn't even know where a Gura was. Okay, now they travel the world. Okay, But anyway, I love, love love this band. Me and my bro we went up to them and we're like, hey, they didn't have a merch if we made up T shirts and pins, we were like fifteen years old, can we sell them at your show? We'll give you half. Sure, And Joey said recently in another interview, he goes, yeah, you are our first merch company. And he also said he tricked me in an interview about something I didn't know. He goes, I bet you didn't know this. You know that picture.

45:57 There's a picture when Lars from Metallic Waho was like fifteen years old, wearing he was holding guitar, and he was wearing an Armored Saint shirt. He goes, that's your shirt. I'm like, no way, I don't even think. He goes, A still has He goes he still has it. I'm like, I don't even have it. He goes neither. Why so I gotta find Laurs and get my shirt back. He stole my shirt. I wanted that, Okay, I don't remember got it. I probably gave it to him. Maybe I don't know how it happened. If you remember the eighties at a Sunset strip, you were not there. But anyway, this was a fad ass show. After that show, I used to hang out with Chris Holmes from Wasp at the Mall, you know, and just it was the fun of that time. Well in Orlando at the Plaza Live the pipe Man on the end of the twenty twenty four Pipe Man Radio tour will be at that Armored Saint Wasp show. Okay, so that will be cool. That's coming up this weekend. But now the most important of all, what everybody, and I mean everybody probably Lori has been waiting for. Okay, it's because everybody's been bugging me for years, go on chip Rock, go on Chipron And you know, I finally gave in this year because I'm always liking Costa Rica or Bali or someplace like that. I'm like, and that's my time off of the Pipe Main Radio

47:28 Tour and on the Pipe Man Homeless Tour. So the Pipe Man Homeless Tour has been canceled this year in order for the Pipe Man to cruise the seven seas well, at least one of them on ship Rocked. So Pipe Man will officially be on ship Rock doing media. I will be doing interviews on ship Rock. I will be stowing away somewhere from all the people that are trying to get the free group on and is going to be a blast of good with all my friends there, because like I have so many friends on that ship. Every year they go and we're actually doing a special promotion. Okay, first time ever they are giving a cabin away on ship Rocked and we are doing the contest. So what you need to do is DM me on pipe Man Radio on any in the socials and tell me you want to be erned to win on shipck a cabin on Ship Rocked, which is man. It will be badass if you win that, but you got have to jump through some hoops. They will be easy hoops though, but you might have to know, like what was the guy's name that was in the kkak that Rebel had sexual relations with? What was his name? Rebel not saying well, maybe that won't be a question then okay, But and

49:01 we are also offering here's what happened now. Shiprock is sold out every year. I told you it was sold out this year for the pipe Man. For W four cy Radio, we are running a special. They have released some special cabins that are going to go buy quickly. All you have to do is go shiprock dot com and enter the code W four C wide It's four with the number four, and you will be able to get access to actually get a cabin on ship rocked and you'll get one hundred dollars on board credit to use for whatever's on board.

49:45 And by the way, if I happen to make Pipeman groupon not included, but one one, we have a sale on one for ninety nine dollars. Uh one that will do his best valley girl voiceover for ninety nine dollars. For you all night long. Okay, so it sounds like okay. Since I had to cut my part short because I fucked up the time zone, Okay, is there anything I missed and what we were supposed to talk about today? No, I believe we covered everything that we could.

50:26 Fucking amazing and on time too. I can't believe it. But seriously, who's guy go get high? Why is he telling us. That's the answer to why he smokes? Oh? Well, that's fucking brilliant. Okay, So did we get an answer to the what part of oh? We didn't answer? Here's the answer. Are you ready? I love his lips then eyes, So wait a minute. I have a question, as he's said it in your lips and then your eyes, And my question is my question is, here's my question for you, rebel. This is very important.

51:13 I grew up where you were told if you masturbated, you could go blind. This was a serious threat that they gave children. So my question is, is if one of your fans shoots in your eye, will you go blind? Yeah? No, that's not gonna happen. We don't go around the eyes. Okay, you gotta keep it below the. Nose, okay, Okay, And let's see what else we got here. Laurie, He's like, I met that. Oh this was up before I met the love of my life. I'm ship right, Yeah, thank god, because I like him a lot better than Laurie. Okay, he's a nice and let's see, I don't know what I'm a little late.

51:54 So she said, no, it's because you said you said you'll be married onto, like just for one year. They said, yeah, there you go. Well listen, it's just the way it goes, you know. And I speaking about getting high. I just saw a documentary about the person that wrote that song and then I got high. You know that song? Why he wrote that song, it's just basically every time he does those things and that thing, he gets hied. So just saying and then let's see what we got here. Hank Williams. No, that says Hank Alliums.

52:36 They don't know how to spell in the South, do they rebel? So how do you know he's from the South. He knows you like you. He's from the South, because there ain't no Yankee on earth that likes you. Okay, just say it. I mean I like you. I like you when you sleep. But that's about it. So Hank Williams or the question is why does he smoke? Not what his name is, but why does he smoke? Do you have an answer to tell him? I, Hank, why do you drink? Why do you smoke?

53:19 Doupe, roll smoke, It's roll smoke. Better, I change the words. Okay, okay, but yeah, we do gotta go. We gotta go right now. I was on time. Now I'm late, thanks to you, Rebel and your Sonatio. Okay, but anyway, everybody, thanks for listening. Tune in next week and every week here on the Adventures Pipe Man W four c Y Radio, W four c Y dot Com one pm Eastern time. I even fucked up on the promo because I put one pm Eastern eleven a m. Pacific, so people that are smart unlike me will be able to figure out. Wait, there's not a two hour time difference between East coast and West coast.

54:04 But anyway, whatever time it is, it's sometime in the world. It's pipe nine o'clock somewhere. Okay, anyway, okay, but you need to tune in. You need to win this cabin and join me. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna sweeten the pot if you're a female and you enter to win, you will automatically get a free Pipe Man group on. I'm gonna sweeten the deal just entering the win. You don't even have to win. You don't even have to be you know, like rebel. Dude, what do you mean by rebel? All right, we'll leave that to next week. Tune in next week to the Avengers pipe Man. We're gonna talk more about ship Rock, but we we're gonna talk about Dorman Saint Loss show. We're gonna also talk about some other shenanigans that Pipe Man will have in La in North Carolina, and about the Pipe Cave and everything going on in twenty twenty five because we're going to be expanding the show to multiple days. We got a lot of new co hosts that are going to do segments in the show, Experts in the show. We have new segments.

55:11 Let's leave us with My Subconscious and my Subconscious will end the show. Roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Payment. I'm w for CUI Radio.