Season 18 Debut Live From Costa Rica - 2024 Adventures of Pipeman, New Characters

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Here's your host, The Night Man!1000:00:59,000 --> 00:01:11,000Holy crap! I'm live from Costa Rica, my pipe nuts with me live from Louisiana. We have the swamp nut, rebel medler!1100:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000Hey y'all, what's going on?1200:01:14,000 --> 00:01:30,000I'm in Florida and there was just a discussion last night about, actually not last night yesterday, I was in this advanced immersion Spanish class so I could actually do better at conversing.1300:01:30,000 --> 00:01:46,000And so there was somebody else in there from Texas and she was talking about in Spanish in the class about how local both of our states are, Florida and Texas.1400:01:46,000 --> 00:01:55,000And what a bunch of jerk offs have come to these states. And why do we get the rejects from all the other states?1500:01:55,000 --> 00:02:04,000Okay, like listen, there's people coming to Florida from New York and here's the thing, real New Yorkers would not move to Florida.1600:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000So, the snowbirds, they do it all the time.1700:02:08,000 --> 00:02:13,000The snowbirds, that's one thing, there's people like just picking up and leaving New York and coming to Florida.1800:02:13,000 --> 00:02:24,000People picking up and leaving California coming to Florida. Why? Because we're the only free state supposedly, you know, because of our great, never mind.1900:02:24,000 --> 00:02:37,000Anyway, I don't have to talk about him because he's not running for president anymore. He he, who's out, dropped out.2000:02:37,000 --> 00:02:50,000And then all this talk, this is how politics is such bull crap because all this talk about, you know, him talking smack the Trump and now he's kissing his ass again.2100:02:50,000 --> 00:02:59,000Okay, like, come on, it's all a bunch of bullshit. You people that are getting separate and divide in our country from all these politicians.2200:02:59,000 --> 00:03:07,000Listen, have you ever watched Obama and Bush together? They laughing or having a great time. Meanwhile, they were mortal enemies too.2300:03:07,000 --> 00:03:19,000They're all on the same team and it ain't mine. It ain't yours. But you know who is on the team? And I am going to go after Trump, Nikki Haley Biden and Donald Duck.2400:03:19,000 --> 00:03:31,000Pyteman is running for press once again in 2024. Let's hear what he has to say.2500:03:31,000 --> 00:03:41,000Okay, Rebel, you gotta do that music in the background like, say, thing that presidential March.2600:03:41,000 --> 00:03:55,000No, you gotta do it while we wait for the commercial. Look, I'm not looking at the private chat. Maybe I'm being told something.2700:03:55,000 --> 00:04:10,000We're on pause. Okay, we'll come back to that commercial at some point. One, they'll just interrupt me no matter what I'm doing and play the commercial instant break in for the pipe man commercial for president.2800:04:10,000 --> 00:04:21,000So listen, he wants to cut me off right now. He can do it. And I will have sexual relations with that woman vote.2900:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,000I man for press.3000:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,000Okay, but one, we missed the first partners, two parts that commercial. So we're going to have to do that again.3100:04:32,000 --> 00:04:46,000The first part is my endorsement by Clinton. Okay. And you know, I'm running for the Donald Duck party because screwed arrested parties.3200:04:46,000 --> 00:04:56,000Okay, Republican, Democrat, like they're all bunch of cartoon characters. But back to Rachel. Okay.3300:04:56,000 --> 00:05:08,000Rachel is our new co host. She's from Texas. And even though I'm not, you know, listen, I'm a Italian Jew from New York and New Jersey. I'm no fan of Texas.3400:05:08,000 --> 00:05:23,000I've driven through the state multiple times. And I can't tell you I ever like driving through the state. In fact, we drove a rebel. Then I drive live on this show on this show.3500:05:23,000 --> 00:05:33,000I'm not a live new Texas. And it was almost a disaster because the pipe man does not belong in Texas. But you didn't lie.3600:05:33,000 --> 00:05:43,000And I just found out that that out about you the other day because, you know, the only thing holding me back from marrying you is that you're in Texas.3700:05:43,000 --> 00:06:01,000But now I have something else too. Okay. Because not a way. Are you in Texas? And I don't know how you got to be a pipe nut. But, you know, where is she the left of the right? We just need to clarify that since, you know, she's got such a big mouth. She might be both.3800:06:01,000 --> 00:06:16,000Oh, but the cowboy has the cowboy heads with you. Listen, okay, do you people even understand that you lost a war couple hundred years ago? Okay.3900:06:16,000 --> 00:06:24,000Like, can't read a cowboy hats. You know who else? You know what I think ironic about the cowboy hats in Texas.4000:06:24,000 --> 00:06:37,000And before I go into that, let me first just say I have to formally properly introduce you. You are also a co-host on movie reviews and more.4100:06:37,000 --> 00:06:45,000And because of that. And because of this thing called coffee talk, which I'm going to say to you.4200:06:45,000 --> 00:06:57,000You know, listen, I am a huge, huge fan of you even know you're from Texas and are wearing a cap like that.4300:06:57,000 --> 00:07:14,000And even before the show was a huge fan of your kneecaps. And so let's welcome, you know, like most incredible next to rebel co-hosts that we could have.4400:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,000Rachel.4500:07:19,000 --> 00:07:29,000But I know what's going to happen. I love it. It's like you're like when flame over there except for the cowboy head in Texas.4600:07:29,000 --> 00:07:36,000And especially like, okay, listen, who the hell is it wants to live in Houston? I mean, if you're going to go to Texas.4700:07:36,000 --> 00:07:49,000I really don't know if you love the way you're in Houston. But what I can say is this, okay? So you guys are making this big deal about the border right now.4800:07:49,000 --> 00:08:02,000Meanwhile, you copy the Mexican people because the Mexican people are the ones that wear cowboy hats and you guys are just imposters.4900:08:02,000 --> 00:08:12,000Yeah, we got the rodeo coming up. So, yeah, we begged a different on that. But you know, I like to talk to people. I live in a little town in Mexico called Houston.5000:08:12,000 --> 00:08:23,000Yeah, well, when was the last time you were in Mexico? Because on the pipeline, pipe man homeless tour, I just got here in Costa Rica for Mexico. So when's the last time you were in Mexico?5100:08:23,000 --> 00:08:35,000Yeah, I'm not even joking. I am in Mexico. It is the other Mexico, the other Mexico went the real one. Yeah.5200:08:35,000 --> 00:08:44,000Not one that you stole from them. Not the one that you stole from them. Okay, because we stole Texas. We stole Baja.5300:08:44,000 --> 00:08:54,000Like it's a bunch of bullshit, you know, because and now you're going to steal their cowboy hats. Okay, what the hell? It's just wrong.5400:08:54,000 --> 00:09:05,000I don't see Mexico feels, you know, does the whole only ownership of cowboy hats. I'm going to go with a false flag on that one.5500:09:05,000 --> 00:09:19,000I'm going to think that cowboy hats. That's because your southern cracker. Well, you're not cracker because you're not from Florida, but you're you're a red Billy. I'll call you a red Billy.5600:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000Red Billy.5700:09:20,000 --> 00:09:26,000My new name, red Billy. You combine it to thing one was a red.5800:09:26,000 --> 00:09:35,000It's half her family was really half was redneck. I'm not sure which one really disturbed me more to tell you the truth.5900:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000Oh, any given day can be anything really.6000:09:38,000 --> 00:09:46,000Yeah, like really disturbed me is when, you know, my youngest daughter was saying something about being Jewish to her mother.6100:09:46,000 --> 00:10:04,000And contrary to belief in this world right now, it's not just a religion as a matter of fact, I just had my 23 and me done not because I wanted to, but I did it for a favor for somebody else to find out some deep dark family secret.6200:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000Okay.6300:10:05,000 --> 00:10:15,000Yeah, I'm on that. Yeah, well, because yeah, I found out that the guy that I've been seeing I started seeing somebody.6400:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000And let's root.6500:10:18,000 --> 00:10:23,000Listen, as it turns out, he's my cousin.6600:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000Well, that's that.6700:10:24,000 --> 00:10:39,000I'm a little bit more powerful.6800:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000I love it.6900:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000And I have to say something about rebel. Okay.7000:10:42,000 --> 00:10:48,000This is the 18th season of the adventures of pipe man. This is the first time anybody's ever seen rebel.7100:10:48,000 --> 00:11:00,000I mean, like Rachel asked me, you know, I'm like, I'm sure if she's going to show up and, you know, like I can't tell you what she looks like either because that's her business.7200:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000You know what I look like? You've met me a person.7300:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000I said that's her business.7400:11:04,000 --> 00:11:11,000That my story to tell somebody asked me, well, is this person look like it? They don't show their face. Where is not my business to say it?7500:11:11,000 --> 00:11:21,000I tell everybody I'm a figment of their imaginations. So they just need to create an imagine, you know, create a character and whatever you create in your head. That's what I look like.7600:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000Yeah, well, okay.7700:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000This is not as good as you can create your head.7800:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000Character you are.7900:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,000Let me ask you a question. When you had sexual relations with the KKK. Was that your cousin?8000:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000Oh, Jesus Christ. No.8100:11:36,000 --> 00:11:42,000I have never had sexual relations with, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, we clarify that.8200:11:42,000 --> 00:11:48,000We did clarify all the facts is still considered sexual relations in your book.8300:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000In every book in every book.8400:11:51,000 --> 00:12:03,000You can marry to somebody and like you cheat on your wife and she catches you and you say, but honey, all I did was get, you know, Felatio performed on me.8500:12:03,000 --> 00:12:08,000Hello, she would consider that sexual relations.8600:12:08,000 --> 00:12:18,000Okay. So singing as we're talking about oral sex. Yes. I did have oral sex with a member of the organization.8700:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,000I didn't know that he was a member of that organization when I did it.8800:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,000And when I found out it was here. No, I'm fucking Mike.8900:12:28,000 --> 00:12:42,000I'm definitely not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. That's okay. Are you done? Are you done with it?9000:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,000Oh, no, I'm just getting started.9100:12:46,000 --> 00:12:52,000It kind of turns me on. It's like, you know, that's straight out of fucking porn shit.9200:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,000Man, I'm not not a first cousin or anything, right?9300:12:56,000 --> 00:13:10,000How cousin down the line? I don't. Yeah, it's. I'm in on it. It's so funny. I started seeing this guy. I have no family anywhere. Like I have distant cousins in Italy.9400:13:10,000 --> 00:13:22,000So I started seeing this guy. And I talked to his mother who I became friends with on Facebook. And she was like, this is so strange. You know, we have the same last name.9500:13:22,000 --> 00:13:32,000I'm like, yeah, that's that. Yeah. So it turns. And then she, she's like, you know, you really look like one of us too. And I'm like, yeah, that's funny.9600:13:32,000 --> 00:13:40,000We. And I'm like, and she's like, do you know my son? And she and I'm like, yeah.9700:13:40,000 --> 00:13:50,000She's like, well, this is so what a small world. We're kind of at this point. I'd already been fucking my cousin. I was like, I'm.9800:13:50,000 --> 00:13:58,000And at any point did you feel any kind of vomit coming up that made you weird or.9900:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,000I got a little excited. It went to it with the other right.10000:14:03,000 --> 00:14:08,000Now I'm going to introduce this guy as he's my boyfriend cousin. There's my cousin.10100:14:08,000 --> 00:14:14,000That's perfect. That's perfect. And. I'm sure.10200:14:14,000 --> 00:14:24,000You're in Texas. So if you guys have a kid, it'll be like a two headed rattlesnake.10300:14:24,000 --> 00:14:33,000So let me just go back to the Jew thing because all these people like, and see, you're taught as a Jew from a young age.10400:14:33,000 --> 00:14:42,000It's a, it's not just a religion. It's an identity. It's a people. And it is in your blood. So I did this 23 May under protest because like.10500:14:42,000 --> 00:14:50,000Volunteerly giving your fricking DNA to the government. What are people thinking? Okay. But.10600:14:50,000 --> 00:15:00,000They already have my DNA anyway. So like, okay, it's too late now. You know.10700:15:00,000 --> 00:15:07,000She's buried somewhere in Texas, but not anyway. Is there a statute of limitations on that? Yes.10800:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000Okay. Good. Not on murder. Not on murder.10900:15:10,000 --> 00:15:16,000What about burying the dead body? Is there a statute? Is that the only thing I'm admitting to?11000:15:16,000 --> 00:15:24,000Um, there is a statute of limitations for certain things, but not on murder. They're going to pull it up as a murder charge first.11100:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000And then go down to who actually did the murder.11200:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000I'll have to look that up. Is there a statute of limitations on how to the body?11300:15:32,000 --> 00:15:41,000Look that up. Let's figure that out. But turns out. Okay. Here's something fine because my family is so screwed up.11400:15:41,000 --> 00:15:49,000Like, I don't know what's a true story. What's a not true story. There's not many people to validate or not validate my parents didn't even know what time I was born.11500:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000Okay. So, but there were some stories.11600:15:52,000 --> 00:16:02,000Well, we don't even know if you were actually born though, maybe, maybe, maybe you were brought here or something.11700:16:02,000 --> 00:16:11,000You know, you never know. Like you never know what really happened. Like, do you really know what happened? You have these memories are imprinted.11800:16:11,000 --> 00:16:19,000I mean, have you ever thought about that? That some of the memories we have, you have to question whether you're, they're your memories or memories somebody put in your head.11900:16:19,000 --> 00:16:25,000You know, because they tell the story 10 million times. You know, it's like wow.12000:16:25,000 --> 00:16:33,000So there were a lot of stories and it could it got confirmed. Like I wasn't really sure about my family history, but it got confirmed.12100:16:33,000 --> 00:16:48,000Okay. And even the stuff we weren't sure about that got confirmed too because yeah, it's like at this stage in life, you think that the dysfunction of a family.12200:16:48,000 --> 00:16:56,000You know, I think with no longer have effects on your life, but really it does. Yeah, really it does because listen.12300:16:56,000 --> 00:17:05,000I have a sister that is 30 years younger to me younger and all for my children. So of course, that's not drama from a.12400:17:05,000 --> 00:17:11,000That's not drama from a douchebag. I don't know what is. And.12500:17:11,000 --> 00:17:26,000And then so like there is a relative in my family that turns out to not be my relative, but I do want to say that I never consider blood having anything to do with family.12600:17:26,000 --> 00:17:36,000You know, blood may be relative, but family is family. Most of people that were not my blood were more my family than my blood ever was.12700:17:36,000 --> 00:17:53,000Okay, but the thing is with the Jew thing. Okay, it showed that I am 62.1% Ashkenazi Jewish. So if it was not your people like I've had people say me recently when I'm saying stuff.12800:17:53,000 --> 00:17:59,000It's not your people. Yes, it is when you're born Jewish, you're all backly assisted of Israel.12900:17:59,000 --> 00:18:11,000So if you want to bail on the US because it's getting so screwed up crazy, you have a place to go. Once again, the Gentiles were not provided for.13000:18:11,000 --> 00:18:22,000So this may be how the Jesus second coming is going because the whole concept of the Messiah in Jesus was because God never provide for the Gentiles, all the Jews.13100:18:22,000 --> 00:18:39,000It's like, I screwed up. I have to provide for I have to provide for them. And so, you know, he sent this rabbi who like, you know, made everybody think after it started as a cult that, you know, this is the Messiah.13200:18:39,000 --> 00:18:45,000But he didn't do anything to Messiah was supposed to do. You know, so I guess some people killed him. I don't know.13300:18:45,000 --> 00:18:56,000I don't really know the whole story, but I actually do know how the whole story out there. Like you ever get in those arguments with people.13400:18:56,000 --> 00:19:04,000Okay. And they're there and they're telling you you're wrong, but they weren't there. I had this argument.13500:19:04,000 --> 00:19:20,000I have to say may may rest in peace, but I have to honor them in the show Chad, the original pipe, not okay, who's no longer with us, but being him going to argument the studio one day and wasn't like we didn't get into arguments like that.13600:19:20,000 --> 00:19:30,000It was more like a debate. And you know, he was very, especially towards the end. He was very, very like Christian Christian Jesus, Jesus. And he said.13700:19:30,000 --> 00:19:42,000I said something to him. He was saying something like, how do you know? Do you know anybody that was here when Jesus walked the earth?13800:19:42,000 --> 00:19:53,000Like all you know is what people told you what was written down that that that that problem is people. We only know what people told us and they only know what people told them.13900:19:53,000 --> 00:20:07,000Unless you do you do diligence and figure it out for yourself, you'll only know what someone told you exactly. So I mean, and he you know what he said to me next.14000:20:07,000 --> 00:20:22,000He goes, well, that's like saying, how do you know the Holocaust happened? And I bring this up because people still say this now. And my answer to him was is because I know people that were in the Holocaust that are living right now.14100:20:22,000 --> 00:20:35,000Again, and because my family, my family, which by the way, I'm like, it said I am 98.4% European.14200:20:35,000 --> 00:20:49,000And that was part of stories that, you know, my grandparents came over from Europe and you know, although they weren't involved in the Holocaust, they kind of left because of that type of thing.14300:20:49,000 --> 00:20:59,000And like my grandmother had two different birthdays because when you came over this country, you had to hide. So you couldn't have the same birthday.14400:20:59,000 --> 00:21:09,000And my name isn't even the original name. I don't even remember what the original name is. And you know, that's what went on when people were escaping those times.14500:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000Did they make them younger or older?14600:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000Is what?14700:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,000Did they make people's age younger or older?14800:21:17,000 --> 00:21:33,000I don't know. I just know like my grandmother, nobody ever knew her age till she died. Like she always used to say, yeah, she always used to say, now, you don't ask a lady her age.14900:21:33,000 --> 00:21:40,000Like she never, like she was one of those, but she's also like,15000:21:40,000 --> 00:21:48,000empowerment all women, grandma Sally, you know, my grandparents were Harry and Sally. Can you imagine that when Harry and Sally.15100:21:48,000 --> 00:21:59,000And they were like, listen, listen, my father was married to four, I was married to three times and four times to three wives.15200:21:59,000 --> 00:22:12,000My mother was married and divorced three times. My brother's mother was married three times to force twice and widowed the third time.15300:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000And you talk about us.15400:22:14,000 --> 00:22:32,000I know. Wait, I'm divorced twice. Thank God. And my grandparents, Harry and Sally, oh, and my grandmother and my mother side, she was married three times.15500:22:32,000 --> 00:22:38,000Two of them died and one of them was Italian mafia. That's my grandfather.15600:22:38,000 --> 00:22:51,000And but then my grandmother and grandfather and my father side, they were the story like when Harry met Sally, the two of them were so in love that my grandfather died at 64.15700:22:51,000 --> 00:23:01,000My grandmother passed away at 83. She never even looked at another man the rest of her life. Okay. They were partners in business. And here's the wild thing.15800:23:01,000 --> 00:23:17,000It was during the 50s and my grandmother was the one in charge. They had a business at a kosher bakery in New Jersey. My grandfather was known as one of the most renowned bakers and cake decorators in the world.15900:23:17,000 --> 00:23:25,000But he was the baker. She was the one that ruled with an iron fist. She ran the business. She ran all the finances.16000:23:25,000 --> 00:23:37,000It was the exact opposite of what the 50s were. She was a strong empowering woman during a time where you weren't supposed to be or in some cases allowed to be.16100:23:37,000 --> 00:23:49,000And so that's why we have our radio station W4WN radio, which is our all women station because I think we need to keep empowering women and stop grabbing or pee.16200:23:49,000 --> 00:24:01,000And like, let's say what Bill Clinton did and that's not really empowering women. What pipe man is going to do will empower women.16300:24:01,000 --> 00:24:15,000Hey folks, this is Bill Clinton. I'll listen to W4CY.com. And just remember, I did not have sexual relations without woman.16400:24:15,000 --> 00:24:27,000Bring back to good old days and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote pipe man for press.16500:24:27,000 --> 00:24:39,000And here's going to be one of my platforms. I want to get a survey opinion from the people of the United States of America and the world.16600:24:39,000 --> 00:24:49,000I want to know which is worse. Having sexual sexual relations with the KKK or having sex with your cousin.16700:24:49,000 --> 00:24:59,000And let's see what happens with that. I don't know. I don't know because you know, it's bad to have sex with the KKK.16800:24:59,000 --> 00:25:07,000But at least you don't come out with some to form kid that's going to do the change Texas.16900:25:07,000 --> 00:25:17,000Okay. Like leather face. That's exactly the product of having sex with your cousin. Just saying.17000:25:17,000 --> 00:25:23,000You know, and I know you southerners are trying to rebuild the population so the South can rise again. But listen, you lost the war.17100:25:23,000 --> 00:25:31,000You're not going to win. Listen, look at the people you vote for. Of course, you're not going to win.17200:25:31,000 --> 00:25:39,000You know, it's just not sorry about that. You know, you might want to just become part of Mexico.17300:25:39,000 --> 00:25:49,000It would be better. When is Texas going to succeed already? That way, Mexico can invade Texas. Take it over and take it back. And we could get ready. You people.17400:25:49,000 --> 00:25:57,000You know, you people. No. Oh, and on the.17500:25:57,000 --> 00:26:05,000I'm going to take your ass. Come on down. I dare you. I dare you.17600:26:05,000 --> 00:26:15,000On the special limitations for bury in a body. Yeah. They, um, they only talk about it being the legal part of bury in the body.17700:26:15,000 --> 00:26:25,000Like, entombing something or, you know, burying a body. They don't actually have any answers as far as.17800:26:25,000 --> 00:26:31,000If you're just going to hide the body. So can't get you that.17900:26:31,000 --> 00:26:41,000Well, that is, you know, see that is grounds for winning in a trial and grounds for appeal. So that's cool.18000:26:41,000 --> 00:26:53,000So I wanted to refer to, you know, the whack job over there in Houston. What the hell is this coffee talk shit anyway?18100:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000Coffee talk.18200:26:57,000 --> 00:27:05,000Is that what you guys in Texas call coffee to come stuff that comes out of that hole? Is that is that the Texas version of a curic?18300:27:05,000 --> 00:27:11,000Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Coffee talk.18400:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000Tell us about coffee talk. Where is this coffee talk crap?18500:27:15,000 --> 00:27:21,000So it starts anywhere from 2 30 in the morning. So 11 the next day.18600:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000Like to be consistent here.18700:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000And I just talk about bullshit.18800:27:29,000 --> 00:27:35,000What do you talk about today on coffee talk? Let's talk about you probably.18900:27:35,000 --> 00:27:41,000Okay. So if you want to rebel, rebel here.19000:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000Here's some homework for you right now.19100:27:44,000 --> 00:27:54,000While while we're talking. Look up on her Facebook coffee talk for today and play it.19200:27:54,000 --> 00:28:01,000Play it on the show for us. Okay. So find it and play it in the meantime.19300:28:01,000 --> 00:28:07,000For those of you after 18 seasons, this is the first time you're tuning in.19400:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000Well, bye.19500:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000No.19600:28:13,000 --> 00:28:22,000You waited this log. Okay. I don't know. But anyway, I'm going to play something because I was on somebody show.19700:28:22,000 --> 00:28:29,000Recently that I met at a festival on the pipe man radio tour, which we're going to be talking about that after this.19800:28:29,000 --> 00:28:37,000But this was at Rock Le Homa, which I love Rock Le Homa. That's one of my favorite festivals to do.19900:28:37,000 --> 00:28:45,000I don't know if you know you people in the South can pick up on this, but it actually happens in Oklahoma.20000:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000That's why it's called Rock Le Homa, just say it. Okay.20100:28:48,000 --> 00:28:55,000I know things are slow. I know things are slow in the South. They may be big in Texas.20200:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,000They may be big in Texas, but the big people are slow.20300:29:00,000 --> 00:29:08,000That you know, like when those big people in Texas are chasing this Yankee down, man, they can't catch me because I'm too fast.20400:29:08,000 --> 00:29:13,000Okay. They're too slow. They got to go grab their horse.20500:29:13,000 --> 00:29:23,000Which speaking of which I did go on a donkey ride in Mexico, like how stereotypical terrista is that?20600:29:23,000 --> 00:29:28,000I did not. Okay. So one.20700:29:28,000 --> 00:29:34,000I didn't talk to him in the car once, but it was a different kind of ride.20800:29:34,000 --> 00:29:42,000What's worse, I'm here cousin are fucking the donkey.20900:29:42,000 --> 00:29:49,000I cousin still wins my opinion, but yeah.21000:29:49,000 --> 00:29:54,000So yeah, one was telling me something to eat well to Mexico City.21100:29:54,000 --> 00:30:01,000I had already I'd been on date with somebody over in Puerto Vallarta and she already told me about it.21200:30:01,000 --> 00:30:08,000And I didn't do it, but not that I wouldn't. I just didn't.21300:30:08,000 --> 00:30:15,000I just didn't know that I was going to be on the donkey ride.21400:30:15,000 --> 00:30:20,000I just didn't know that I was on the donkey ride.21500:30:20,000 --> 00:30:25,000I just didn't know that I was on the donkey ride.21600:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,000I just didn't know that I was on the donkey ride.21700:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000I just didn't know that I was on the donkey ride.21800:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000I was on the donkey ride in Mexico and Texas get out of the US.21900:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000Okay. Please, please.22000:30:43,000 --> 00:30:50,000You know, and I want I want all the people that want to come in this country to come in this country.22100:30:50,000 --> 00:30:55,000So there's no room for Texans and they have to leave.22200:30:55,000 --> 00:31:01,000But the other one I was told to have.22300:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,000Yeah, I was told to have.22400:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,000And I started to think that they're justifications like well, it's like eating caviar.22500:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000I'm like, I don't eat caviar. I think it's gross.22600:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000But ant larvae.22700:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000Ant larvae.22800:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,000I can't say it today in tacos.22900:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000I don't know about the.23000:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000I just like little crunchy things.23100:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000Exactly. Yeah. I've had different things before that I just haven't had.23200:31:35,000 --> 00:31:47,000And but then I guess I guess the bad spirits in Mexico City were not happy with me because I was walking through the ruin.23300:31:47,000 --> 00:31:54,000I didn't eat them and I think they were mad that I did not like I insulted them because I'm walking through ruins and something stung me in the arm.23400:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000Like I didn't see it. I don't know why was.23500:31:57,000 --> 00:32:04,000And I was talking to somebody via text that lives in Mexico City that I'm friends with.23600:32:04,000 --> 00:32:11,000And she was like, that's the spirits like you pissed them off.23700:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,000I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm literally blew up.23800:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,000Like I was like, Oh, no, man, I have to get the Costa Rica.23900:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000I want to spend time in the Mexican.24000:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000And I was like, leaving that day.24100:32:26,000 --> 00:32:37,000I'm like, Oh, God, I'm not going to make my flight, which I may have to talk about that flight coming to Costa Rica because that was an experience.24200:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000I want to play this clip I was talking about.24300:32:41,000 --> 00:32:46,000So people that have been here for the first time or have been here a million times and just don't pay attention.24400:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000Like a lot of people watch or listen to show with the volume off.24500:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000They enjoy it much more that way.24600:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000Okay.24700:32:56,000 --> 00:33:03,000So I'm asking everybody by please at this point, unmute your speaker and check this out.24800:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000This is a rare occurrence. It's the pipe man being interviewed.24900:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,000Actually, everybody wants to interview the pipe man and there's only special people that get to do it.25000:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000Brian got to do it twice.25100:33:14,000 --> 00:33:22,000So like he's he's he's pretty special, but not in that way though.25200:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000So let's check this out.25300:33:26,000 --> 00:33:33,000So the host of pipe man radio and five into the world of radio.25400:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,000Well, so those are like two different stories, the radio part and the pipe man part.25500:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000Yeah.25600:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000So the go focus on the radio for a second.25700:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,000And that is because I used to be very big in the investment business.25800:33:47,000 --> 00:33:54,000I own brokerage firms and insurance agencies and I used to go and do radio shows.25900:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000To get leads for my business, which was very effective.26000:33:58,000 --> 00:34:04,000And and also as a motivational speaker like many other motivational speakers.26100:34:04,000 --> 00:34:11,000You did a radio show, info, commercial, what have you to get people to come to your seminars by your products, all that.26200:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,000So it was always something that was kind of a marketing part of my business.26300:34:17,000 --> 00:34:27,000So I didn't come into radio in the traditional way, whereas you know, you go and you intern at a station, you're like, I came a totally different route.26400:34:27,000 --> 00:34:36,000But from that route, I learned a different part of the business as somebody that had like posh offices and class A buildings.26500:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000I'm like, yeah, you can't run radio like this.26600:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000Like if you go to a real radio station in New York, which is where I would go.26700:34:44,000 --> 00:34:50,000They were fancy studios and all this and professionalism, professional engineers.26800:34:50,000 --> 00:34:57,000And so I saw the vision of where media would be today in 2023.26900:34:57,000 --> 00:35:03,000There's people out there that try to hold on to something in radio that doesn't exist anymore.27000:35:03,000 --> 00:35:11,000And I call it WKRP and Cincinnati syndrome and frame of your listeners that don't understand what that means.27100:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,000And so there was a 70s TV show about a radio station.27200:35:16,000 --> 00:35:24,000And if you watch that TV show, you will see radio is nothing like that anymore, but that is how it was like then.27300:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000Nobody could see this vision. I saw, but there was one thing I also saw.27400:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000You couldn't do it the way they were doing it. You couldn't do it at least then.27500:35:33,000 --> 00:35:46,000You could take it seriously by not doing it professionally with professional sound, professional studios, stay at the art equipment and treating it like a business instead of a hobby.27600:35:46,000 --> 00:35:52,000So that's what happened with me with radio.27700:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000All righty then. That's what happened. That's what happened with me.27800:35:56,000 --> 00:36:02,000Now let me tell you the story of what happened that led to that interview.27900:36:02,000 --> 00:36:10,000A lot of times, you know, I go on the pipe man radio tour and I interview all these people back in the press area.28000:36:10,000 --> 00:36:16,000And there's a lot of other press people there. I always seem to get a crowd. That's rebel. She's been with me.28100:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,000Like the other media people, right? Surround me while I'm doing an interview.28200:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000Yeah.28300:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000Yeah.28400:36:23,000 --> 00:36:30,000So it's kind of like they were at the she was there with her. The person that was doing it.28500:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000I'm gonna get my sex toy.28600:36:33,000 --> 00:36:38,000Well, that's what I'm getting to. Okay. 100%.28700:36:38,000 --> 00:36:48,000So, you know, so her and this other woman who was also hot, were behind me, you know, not in the good way though.28800:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000They were just behind me.28900:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,000Yeah. I'm doing their interview. Yeah. I don't care wherever.29000:36:55,000 --> 00:37:01,000If you're that hot, it doesn't matter. And behind sideways upside down, I don't care.29100:37:01,000 --> 00:37:10,000You know, but but here's the thing is that, you know, I was looking over.29200:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,000I'm like, I'm thinking, Oh, they're hot, but I'm working. So I'm not going to approach them.29300:37:15,000 --> 00:37:24,000But they ended up approaching me and then we ended up becoming friendly and hanging out and, you know, doing, you know, you know,29400:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000talk business, you know, you know, shop talk.29500:37:28,000 --> 00:37:34,000But then, you know, we went to see Gwar. We were standing on stage for Gwar.29600:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000Okay.29700:37:35,000 --> 00:37:43,000And then two of them decide to go down in the pit where so that they could purposely get sprayed by Gwar.29800:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000Is it if they were watching or listening, I've ever not seen Gwar. Gwar was.29900:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,000Yeah. They spray with blood. They spray with semen. They spray all this stuff out there.30000:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000And, you know, they do it when the press people are the photographers out there.30100:38:01,000 --> 00:38:08,000Like photographers at that cover Gwar shows, like they bring all this gear to cover up all their gear.30200:38:08,000 --> 00:38:14,000And they know they're going to know because Gwar is just going to do it right at Adam.30300:38:14,000 --> 00:38:21,000And I've interviewed Gwar a few times. It is pretty funny. There's time to have their reviewed them without their costumes and make up and like.30400:38:21,000 --> 00:38:29,000They are. Yeah. All. Yeah. I went backstage and met them in their tour bus because I was with this guy, Nikki Sikki, verbal abuse.30500:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,000And so he's good friends with them. And when that and they were changing. And I've seen them in costume.30600:38:34,000 --> 00:38:41,000And when they came out, I was like, who the fuck are you? This guy's like all engulfed shorts and like all neat and preppy.30700:38:41,000 --> 00:38:50,000I'm like, no fucking way. Right. Who is this? He's like, that's me. I mean, he had this voice. He's all like, no, that's all for show.30800:38:50,000 --> 00:39:00,000Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Like, well, I was at download. I was interviewing them and what happened is the airlines lost all their crap.30900:39:00,000 --> 00:39:12,000So the the tour manager comes out and like, listen, they don't have any of their costumes or any of that stuff and it won't be here till later.31000:39:12,000 --> 00:39:19,000And you know, do you want me to bring them out anyway? I'm like, sure he goes, yeah, just don't tell anybody or anything.31100:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,000So we're sitting there. Okay. And I'm with Glow Thor.31200:39:24,000 --> 00:39:35,000And it was so funny because the photographer across from me was sitting there and I'm interviewing nobody knows this is below Thor. That's with me. Okay.31300:39:35,000 --> 00:39:47,000But then he starts it like there were like some gummy bears. I. He yells over to the dude. He's like, hey, don't you got me bears?31400:39:47,000 --> 00:39:57,000And he does the total blow, Thor. Let me have them. Let me have them. Feel like no idea. It was so funny. Okay.31500:39:57,000 --> 00:40:09,000I've also had at festivals where I've hit on hot women that turned out to be in a band that wears a costume and didn't know.31600:40:09,000 --> 00:40:21,000Like one time I was talking to this woman and we were hanging out and we were kind of long real well. And then she asked me, hey, do you know where pipe man is? I have an interview with him.31700:40:21,000 --> 00:40:36,000And I like, didn't even know that she was from the band because this band, you were, you know, the whole idea was nobody again was supposed to know what they look like, which is a big thing nowadays.31800:40:36,000 --> 00:40:50,000So I'm going to do something to, by the way, just so you know, I'm, but don't tell anybody, okay? Don't tell anybody nobody anywhere in the world. Wait a minute. Do you forget we're doing a live show?31900:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000Oh, never mind. I'm better not tell that story.32000:40:54,000 --> 00:41:08,000Something's coming. Let me just say, let me just say it has to do with something.32100:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000Okay.32200:41:11,000 --> 00:41:27,000So anyway, back to what I was saying about the hatching with something. So then, okay, I always successfully avoid the, the war gunk, okay? Like because it stains you like it gets all over you.32300:41:27,000 --> 00:41:40,000So they come up and they're like all blue and red all over and the one of them just runs up and gives me a huge hug like runs and jumps on me and gives me a huge hug.32400:41:40,000 --> 00:41:52,000So I got gwarshit on me then. So now my record, my, I'm blemish. Pype man has been diseased with gorgon, gwargon.32500:41:52,000 --> 00:42:04,000So, so yeah, so that's how it happened and she decided she wanted to interview me and I'm like, well, okay, you're hot. I'll do it. No, but no, she's really good.32600:42:04,000 --> 00:42:20,000Yeah, you know what? She's really good. She has a podcast called teaser talk. I highly recommend it. It's not on our network and I recommend it. So that tells you that I like it because like most, most podcasts on our network.32700:42:20,000 --> 00:42:30,000I'm not going to tell you to go listen to it, but she's cool. She, she has great guys and she, you know, like she ever viewed the pipe man, how bad could she be?32800:42:30,000 --> 00:42:50,000She's sleep with them? No, not, not that I know of, not that I know of, however, however, if there's somebody out there that does want to sleep with the pipe man, well, it's not.32900:42:50,000 --> 00:43:06,000It's kind of like some of it's kind of like some of the teacos here in Tamarindo where I'm at. It's not free. So maybe rebel. You should like tell us a little bit about that and see where that goes.33000:43:06,000 --> 00:43:18,000Well, you can definitely, you know, everybody likes to get coupons and whatnot from the internet. So I bet you there's something we can find to give a little discount.33100:43:18,000 --> 00:43:34,000Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the pipe cave where you can service the pipe man all night long and then serve the pipe man breakfast.33200:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000And then get the hell out.33300:43:38,000 --> 00:43:49,000That's the pipe man group on. The group on special is normally $199, but today it's on sale for $99.33400:43:49,000 --> 00:43:57,000Just call into the show right now. $561.623.942.933500:43:57,000 --> 00:44:06,000And you too can have the pipe man group on. I had to group on. You should too.33600:44:06,000 --> 00:44:16,000There it is. There it is. You have a group on you. You have scrap on.33700:44:16,000 --> 00:44:28,000I want you know what? I needed to run that commercial because based on the 2016 election, that commercial will help me win the presidency.33800:44:28,000 --> 00:44:42,000And by the way, you know, people are so dumb and 2016. I actually got four votes for president from my ads.33900:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,000But you know, so let's take this time quickly for both of you, my pipe nuts.34000:44:48,000 --> 00:45:02,000Tell a little bit about who you are, what you do, what you want to promote, give your socials all your contact and you know, offer any of your sexual favors.34100:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,000It's all you first.34200:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000She let rebel like sloppy.34300:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000No.34400:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000I did.34500:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000I love it.34600:45:18,000 --> 00:45:31,000Rachel Roberts. So I have Rachel Roberts recipes. You can find me at Rachel Roberts recipes on all social media platforms every morning, watch me call a talk.34700:45:31,000 --> 00:45:40,000And writing a book called Eating Clean Drink a Little Dirty. So hopefully that'll get done soon. So I can start talking about it more.34800:45:40,000 --> 00:45:53,000Yeah. On movie reviews and more live every Tuesday, seven central. And with you guys now. So I'm very excited about that.34900:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000I'm excited about you.35000:45:55,000 --> 00:46:03,000And I just want to tell everybody she is a freaking badass. You must follow her or you can't listen to my show.35100:46:03,000 --> 00:46:18,000And you will be banned from the pipe man group on if you don't follow her too. And I mean she is just incredibly talented in so many ways. And then there's rebel.35200:46:18,000 --> 00:46:24,000Oh, and then there's rebel.35300:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000That's right. And then there's rebel.35400:46:27,000 --> 00:46:33,000Come on, rebel. Hell.35500:46:33,000 --> 00:46:46,000No, you guys know me. You can reach me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Discord. Oh my lord.35600:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000Do you have an only fan?35700:46:49,000 --> 00:46:57,000I couldn't find you on TikTok. What's your TikTok? Cause I was trying to tag you on TikTok today and I couldn't find you.35800:46:57,000 --> 00:47:06,000Um, I'm on TikTok, but I didn't actually do it. Everything's under something different. So kind of.35900:47:06,000 --> 00:47:12,000I was so rep that is so rebel. What's your, what's your tag on only fans?36000:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000Only fans is not running.36100:47:15,000 --> 00:47:21,000And it's not. Okay. I want to, I want to ask you guys a serious question. Okay.36200:47:21,000 --> 00:47:27,000Yes. And I know the answer to this. So I want to see who's right.36300:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000Okay.36400:47:29,000 --> 00:47:36,000So which is better?36500:47:36,000 --> 00:47:48,000Or food. Wait, what? Feed or food?36600:47:48,000 --> 00:47:57,000Yeah. Food. And what are we talking about? Um, those are the two top only fans things that make the most money.36700:47:57,000 --> 00:48:04,000Or either feet or food eating food. I'm going to guess feet. I'm going to guess feet.36800:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,000Yeah. Yeah.36900:48:09,000 --> 00:48:14,000So if you're going to do an only fans, if you're smart, yeah.37000:48:14,000 --> 00:48:25,000What you need to do is eat food with your feet and you will be making huge, huge money, huge.37100:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000All right. Really?37200:48:27,000 --> 00:48:35,000So I also want to talk about the pipe man radio tour because that will be starring after the homeless tour. This is currently the pipe man homeless tour.37300:48:35,000 --> 00:48:44,000I was in Mexico, I was in Puerto Vallarta. So you lead us and poncho Mexico City, not by choice, but ended up by choice.37400:48:44,000 --> 00:48:51,000Now I'm in Costa Rica. I'll be over Costa Rica. And this is the off time for the off season.37500:48:51,000 --> 00:49:02,000I know because the festival tour starts up in April, there's a few things coming up. There's a new festival that's on the pipe man radio tour for 2024.37600:49:02,000 --> 00:49:09,000You're going to have to tune in another time to find out about it, but it is in April. It isn't on the 27th.37700:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000And I'm just going to say it's either in Las Vegas or it's in Orlando. So no, there. And then.37800:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,000I'm going to be on the road space between.37900:49:21,000 --> 00:49:32,000Open to Rockville, which is in May and you need to show up. That's up in Daytona. We're the pipe man gets to drive on the Daytona Speedway to go to the press tent to do some interviews.38000:49:32,000 --> 00:49:43,000And man, what a lineup is one of my favorite lineups. You gotta go to welcome wrapville.com and check it out because oh my god, the lineups insane. And then in Ohio.38100:49:43,000 --> 00:49:55,000It's on a temple, another bad ass lineup. I mean, you need to check out this lineup. Absolutely, Crabble. So that that's part of what's going on in May for the pipe man radio tour.38200:49:55,000 --> 00:50:08,000And then in the summer, where they're the possible. Okay, we're still filing the nails are download leads. The heavy music awards in London.38300:50:08,000 --> 00:50:26,000The health fest grass pop. And the health fest is in France, grass pops in Belgium. And then possibly incarceration in July blood stock.38400:50:26,000 --> 00:50:37,000I mean, I mean, this is going to be great. But then coming up in September, we have a couple of my favorite festivals.38500:50:37,000 --> 00:50:48,000One of them is louder than life in October on my birthday will be aftershock. But this one I want to talk about now because this one we're promoting now we're doing ticket giveaways for this now.38600:50:48,000 --> 00:51:00,000You can win tickets to urban and beyond. That's in Louisville, Kentucky. And we're going to run commercial right now so you can hear all about it.38700:51:00,000 --> 00:51:09,000The world's biggest Burberry music festival, Burberry and beyond 2024, a perfect blend of bourbon, culinary and music with Zach Brian.38800:51:09,000 --> 00:51:26,000David Matthews, bad Tyler, shoulders, Neil Young, Beck and Louisville's own by morning jacket matchbox, 20 Cody Jinx, Merid Morris and more September 19 through 20 seconds.38900:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,000Louisville, Kentucky on sale now at Fervent at beyond.com.39000:51:30,000 --> 00:51:38,000There it is. And there it is. I need to be sad. I need to be at that. I am a bourbon drinker.39100:51:38,000 --> 00:51:53,000All right. Well, we may make that happen. Hell yeah. So here's a deal. We're at the end of our rope here. Okay. And you know for states like Tennessee that could meet and lynching now that they brought back.39200:51:53,000 --> 00:52:03,000Okay. But I think the lynching should be for the people doing the lynching. I think we should bring lynching back and just lynch the people that do the lynching.39300:52:03,000 --> 00:52:12,000But we're out of time here. We got to go. I have to say I love my pipe nuts, even if I can't stand them. Okay.39400:52:12,000 --> 00:52:24,000Rebel rocks, Rachel rocks. What? I'm going to have to think of what your your she's the swamp nut. You're the chef nut. We'll call you chef nut.39500:52:24,000 --> 00:52:37,000I'm going to eat with her toes. Yeah. And that eats with nuts. There it is. And I want to thank one for you know engineering this disaster.39600:52:37,000 --> 00:52:53,000I'm putting up with us. And you know, like stopping me from ruining the show. And man, the listeners, the viewers, everybody in the whole frickin world rocks except the people I don't like you guys suck.39700:52:53,000 --> 00:53:00,000Watch in and listening to the Avengers of pipe man here at W4CY radio and talk for TV.39800:53:00,000 --> 00:53:15,000Thank you for listening to the adventures of pipe man on W4CY radio.39900:53:15,000 --> 00:53:22,000[Music]