We Have a WINNER! Shiprocked is Coming! Surf for the Heart!

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0:51 You'll fight Man, I'll go before see White. I Cow with Palm Beach is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yeah. Here we are two thy twenty five and we have a winner Winner chicken dinner. But stay tuned that'll be coming up. And I just got done with an interview with It's so funny we had a guitarist there in the beginning. Well, this is a majorly great guitarist, Bumblefoot. I was so excited about the game this interview because he is like one of the best guitarists ever and he does this thing with he plays his guitar with no frets. It's wild. I love it. I would probably continue playing guitar if I had that. But that interview is going to be coming out. You guys got to go to the Pipe Man, to the Adventures of Pipe Man or Pipeman the Pit podcast on any platform you'll see all my interviews. You'll see this show on the Adventures pipe Man. But I'm pipe Man Pit just interviews with music artists, Okay, and it'll be on there. We have three more interviews coming on later today. I am broadcasting live today from the Bunker, the Pipe Bunker, because an Arctic breeds blast has come through Florida. There are polar bears surfing in the ocean outside, and there's lots

2:23 of people wearing their parkas and ski jackets and scarves and gloves and oh my god, is just is so unbearable at fifty nine degrees. Let's find out from the Wellington studio if we have the same opinion, and we're gonna bring on Studio Nut and our Louisiana studio, We'll bring on Swamp Nut and see if it's colder than the Witch is tit or if it's sweatier then. I don't know a witch, is tit? So? So, Rebel, let's start with you in Louisiana. What is the current weather condition are? Oh? And by the way, Art's out? Okay?

3:12 My best bro of life. His brother just had to evacuate last night. He lives in the Pacific Palisades. And I don't know if anybody knows the news, but there's three fires going on in California right now and they're ripping through. He might not have a house left. So my heart goes out to him, because that's rough. He could see the fire on his street when he evacuated. Now that being said, Rebel, why is your say engineer? It should say swamp nut? No and rebel? Okay, So what's do you have fires of hell in Louisiana because of all the evil people there? Do you have an Arctic class forty two? Okay? And that's even that could see?

4:00 Here's how the people here? And and why do we not see one again? It's just a blank space. It's like it goes I don't know here. Why do I not see him? Remember last time I said I didn't see you, and now I don't see you again? It just shows. It shows for me, and let's see what it looks like on the actual show. I'm going to pull it up on my phone. Okay. In the meantime, give give us the rest of your weather report there, rebel. Well, it's cold. It's going to be really freaking cold again. We've been dripping the pipes lately the past two day, three days, past three days. Wait wait wait wait wait wait, don't say drip the pipes, because then this show will be removed for violating uh guidelines. Okay, because we did get violated on ballet. So if you're talking dripping the pipes, that might be okay. You have to remember we're in twenty twenty five. You have to rephrase everything. I don't know what you did last time.

5:08 One when I said I couldn't see you, and then I'm like, oh, okay, I see you. Maybe I should I. Didn't do anything. You refresh your page. Yeah, I'm gonna try. Oh okay, well maybe that's what it is. Let me refresh it. All right, guys, brace yourselves and one you can start telling us about the Wellington weather. Well. I've never felt a witch's tit, but I'm pretty sure it's colder than that. Okay, I have neither. Also, where did that saying come from?

5:48 That is? That's a good question. Uh maybe Salem? You now? Yes? Where all right? One just asked a good question. Asked a good question. He's never felt a witch's tit, so you don't know how cold it is. But where did that saying come from? I have no idea. While you look it up. I have no idea, but I've been married twice, so I've definitely felt with witch's tit feels like. Okay. And by the way, okay, you have this thing behind me, win or win or winter. Somebody won the free cabin on the ship Rock cruise coming up in less than two weeks.

6:35 A pipe man's gonna be on there covering, doing media coverage. Okay. And here's the thing. Uh, you know he's gonna be freaking amazing. But how now I lost it? See, there was something having to do with the witch's tit that I was trying to translate into the ship Rock. What was it that you said, swamp not? That probably triggered that in Sale thought sal oh. Well, sailing Salem. No, that wasn't it. Uh what did you come up with? Their one did you did you find out? Did you get a Google search of what how cold is a witch's tit?

7:21 What's that? I thought we were searching. Uh where does the phrase come from? Do you want that in fahrenheit or celsius? Did take your pick? Okay, Oh wait a minute. Did you know Trump becomes president and mysteriously Trudeau steps down. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Hm hmm. I don't know. But here here's the thing. I'm in the bunker because it's it's freezing out. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not in any bunker. But these people are freaking ridiculous. Okay, first of all, that's the earth thing. For two days now, people are saying to me and the over, oh it's gonna be in the forties.

8:14 I walked outside was seventy five degrees and I'm like, it's not dropping. It's not dropping a forties from seventy five tonight. Okay they've been They've been saying for two days it's gonna be in the forties. It has not hit the forties. Okay, they love to exaggerate it even but it did. It did hit the forties. We were at forty eight this morning. Okay, well, big deal. I think I woke up before you did. No, I just didn't check. Okay, I just went out on my balcony and waiting for the sunrise in my short. I don't even think I had a shirt on. Maybe, you know. It's like, come on, people, now, I do get the whole thing of wanting to, you know, dress up, because like I have a lot of wearing clothes. It's nice to wear certain things. But you know, one day, a couple of weeks ago, I put some jeans on.

9:12 I'm like, you know, bump this. What do I want to wear pants for? Like? You know, And so I'm perfectly fine when it gets in the forties here of wearing my winter shorts with my hoodie. Okay, here we have an answer. Colder than witch's tit in a brass bra, right, And. I was gonna say that it did say something about colder than a witch's brass bra, But it does say that. The exact origin of the phrase colder than a witch's tit is unclear, but in general it's generally believed to be a crude, humorous expression seeming from.

9:57 It's a fence. It's a fence of the wickens. That's what I say. So here's what I came up with. We'll cancel that phrase right here on the show, because it offended all of our wicked friends. Okay, go ahead, So here's what I came up with, he says. Historically, which is where often depicted as being cold and lifeless, possibly due to associations with death, the supernatural, or being outcasts from society. Some theories suggest the phrase is rooted in the belief that which is where unable to nurse children, hence cold breasts, which tied into the notion that which is where unnatural or unmotherly. Others speculated that it's simply a crude exaggeration meant for comic effect.

10:47 It also goes on to say it originated from the belief that which let. Me sometime during this show, I'm going to announce the winner of Shiprock. Okay, go on. Cold Blood and in the sixteen hundreds as an unholy body part feeding families or the devil. Can you go back to reading class, maybe in another state besides Louisiana where they teach you, they actually teach you how to read. Because if you've got to read news articles, be prepared Rebel. This is what it's saying. Okay, say it again, the whole thing. Yeah, but we're going to move on to say some say it was first copied by Francis van Wick Mason in the novel Spider House, published in nineteen thirty two.

11:37 But that's been around since before nineteen thirty two, I'm sure, so I'm not going to give it credit for there. So here's the thing. There's other winning things going on. Did you know that we won another award? Awesome? Yes, just got the email today. Okay, first award of twenty twenty five for W four CY Radio, where we're broadcasting right now. North American Business Awards Best Multimedia and Marketing Network for two thousand four and and on Good Pods.

12:20 But you didn't know we had our podcast on good Pods, did you, Rebel? Sure did Yeah, you're lying one. Did you know they did not? Did you even know what good pods existed? Because they do well I don't even know what that is. Shows have their podcasts on good Pods and one of our shows on this station. Congratulations to Connected Table Live got a award this week for being ranked number fifteen in the top one hundred food monthly chart for podcasts. Nice, con I'll let them know I have them next.

13:03 Nice you can tell well, and I forwarded it to him, but you can congratulate m and say you heard it on my show. Okay, So we want to say. Happy birthday, belated birthday to one of the co hosts of that show. Wanted a hosts of that show. All right, we'll say it. I just did. You didn't say who? Yeah, she doesn't know. That's why. Yes, she never knows. She's too busy taking a bubble bath on bubble Bath Day, Rebel, I told everybody because he didn't pay attention, I'm sure again, I told everybody that you're going to do a bubble bath live on the show for bubble Bath Day. So in case you weren't aware, you know, if you have to, you know, recruit somebody else, like an old co host or something to do it, they would probably gladly do it. Okay.

13:58 So Jed and I took a shower together live on the air, but I did rubber ducky. I have I have talked to clients on the air. I have talked to clients not on the air in the shower, and I had and so you know, maybe I should do my show from the shower one week. I did so. By the way, we're now, we're now in season nineteen. Nineteen. Wow, episode one of season nineteen see the New Year's Day episode to me counts as last year because kind of a recap of last year and all that. But we got big things going on this year, like we're going to announce a winner of ship Rock, okay, and that it's good. You know what I found out from the winner this is like was on her bucket list.

14:56 That's like, that's the kind of winner I want. That is gonna be so over the moon because this ship Rock is badass. Okay, So there's gonna there's gonna be a pre party in Miami. All are invited, free show. Okay, let's see how good of a co host I have in our two swamp nuts. Who knows who's performing at that party? It's very quiet, that's air. Could it be a co host on another show? No, no, no, no. I'm gonna Kendrick Lamar.

15:38 Yeah, yeah, that's not a very good guess. Okay, is there anybody l second guess the answer to that question? I would say you could win ship Rock, but we're announcing a winner today, but you can get one hundred dollars discount on ship Rock by the way. Okay, so all you have to do is use code W four C. As a matter of fact, one, why don't you play that commercial so that people can have their last chance because it's coming up. This is their last chance to score these like bonus released cabins. W four cy Radio and pipe Man Radio has a contest to wing a free cabin on the most rock and cruise there is.

16:29 For the first time ever, we are offering a free cabin on ship Rock. Yes you heard that right. Win a free cabin and experience your favorite week long party with us on Shiprock twenty five stacked with killer music, rad artists, hosted activities and fitchen theme nights Together, Let's rock out, make new friends, and cruise to Saint Thomas, US, Virgin Islands and Half Moon, Caay, Bahamas. DM pipe Man Radio on all socials to be entered to win in or just listen to the Adventures of pipe Man for your two to call. So we did have a whole bunch of people DM me for the free cabin cruise and we have a winner that we're going to announce today, but now's your last chance to DM me, or just go to ship rock dot com. Enter the W four C Y you know code, and you get one hundred dollars on board credit and it's gonna be a blaster's ten million excursions on it. There's gonna be the festival performances.

17:38 There's a beach party. Uh, we're going to Saint Thomas. We're going to half Moon k and Uh, there's there's like all kinds. There's theme nights. Rebel you would fit right in because there's an eighties theme night. You could dress as ridiculous as you want. I'm bringing my vet, I'm bringing my vest on. I'm bringing my vest on. I have not ever brought it to a festival at this stage of my life. And I'm bringing the vest from the eighties that I wore to every single day over my leather jacket. And listen, I can't even button it without a leather jacket now. And you see I'm not big, So that tells you how scrawny I was as a teacher. My dad used to say, first of all, I ate a lot as a teenager and never gained an ounce used to say I ate like I had three assholes and you also you also say it used to say you you're so skinny, could spit through you.

18:43 And yeah, yeah, I didn't have to flex to show my ribs. Let's put it that way. But I this is like, this is a war trophy. Okay, I drew bands logos on there. It's patches by Drew all over it. It's got ripped up patches from the pit. It's got pins on it that have fallen off from the pit. It's got blood stains from when I knocked out my teeth at the stage dive at the Savage Gray show at the country Club in Resita. That is it? No, I would You can't wash blood out anything. No, you can't wash You can't wash a vest with patches. You're gonna ruin the patches and everything.

19:35 Washed the blood off. No, that's a story. Yeah, no, you don't want the blood off. What are you kidding me? It's a iconic Do you not even understand the whole concept? Rebel? I understand walk around with blood on you. It's a story with solid concrete proof behind it. Okay, this I got this thing and like nineteen eighty one, Okay, so it's never been washed since. And my grandson wore too. There's a picture of ash who you know, like right here in front of me with him wearing my vest and it fit. It fit him. He was like nine at the time and it fit him. And he wasn't a big nine either. He's not like Franzel Okay, Franzelle couldn't even fit it now. And he Oh my god, the kid like he's going to be a monster. But anyway, as I digress, he does play football. I go to his tournaments and stuff like that, and he's been on it.

20:46 He's been on the show before and he's he's also like when I've done a radio interview, he's actually gotten on and like he's pretty good at he's been to shows with me stuff, Like he's the cool kid for sure. Does he think he's gonna go into professional football like that? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he's like he's serious, but who knows anything, Who knows he might be sick of it by then, because here's what happens. They start these kids out so early I did, but football, they're so serious about it that I know people that by time they got to high school, they were like done with it. It was too much because they do it's they make it.

21:29 There's a show that's starting on the network soon. By the way, I was talking about different then I was going to talk about different things happen in twenty twenty five with the show and everything else. Well, there is a show coming on the network very soon. We're preparing now. I will be co hosting it, and it's called Why Johnny Hates Sports. And let me tell you, you're gonna wanna see this show because this show basically talks about all the bullshit it that goes on in youth sports and like it's so ridiculous. There's fights and stuff like that. I used to when I coached hockey. I used to have like parents come after me, you know physically. I had somebody at softball come after me one time, like literally physically. You know, it's ridiculous what goes on there.

22:21 So it's going to be a great show. Stay tuned. Pipe Man will be co hosting Always Pay Attention. Also every week on Tuesdays, two pm Eastern Time, not here on our sister network for only women. But somehow I slid through the door W four WN Radio. I co host The Language of healing, and it's with doctor Nicole Forton who makes guests appearances on here. But she's amazing. She's she's actually, uh, she's gonna come do do media at ship Rock because I was impressed when she did it at After Shock. There were there were times before that she wanted to do it. I'm like, you know, you know, Rebel, I'm very particular who I bring to you know, it's it's all business, and like I need somebody to represent me well, you know. And so like she was taking pictures while I was doing interviews. She took ten million pictures, which is good and it's bad because there's a lot of work, but that's what you should do, so you can choose from them, Okay, but you know, opposed to other times I've had people that have come and take no pictures, or an interview is about to start and they they're going out into the festival and it's like, no, I you know, I need a media somebody helping out that's going to actually do the job.

23:48 You need someone. You need someone who can take a blurry picture of a cheosberger. Right, that's that too. She hasn't been at a festival since and so facing it true and yelled at you for her. I'm like, no, what really annoyed me is she took a blurry picture of the press area and posted it on social media, Like, no, don't post that shit, But I digress. Nicole did a phenomenal job at Aftershock, and so I decided she would be the one to help out because she would be the most help because I'm gonna be interviewing like just basically everybody. In fact, there was one day that I'm interviewing so many people that we have to expand the media schedule in order for me to cover all the interviews. But you know, ship Rocked, I've been wanting to go and cover this like I do everything else. This is going to be my first time. And they only pick like a few of the cream and the crop media people. It's not like the other festivals where there's a lot of media people.

25:02 There's only a few of us, and I know all of them, and I respect all of them, and I love that third ones on with me because Rebel, you know how I feel about the press people I don't want to work with who shouldn't even be there. These people should be there. They're total pros and I totally respect them, so I'm glad to be part of that whole thing. And there's just gonna be so much fun, lots of food. Okay, I think the pipe Man might be cheating on my eating program during that week, and I'm just so excited to talk about the winner, but I'm not going to yet, but I will make another announcement that we are after this show. I'm putting the proposal together and everything. We are going to be promoting and doing ticket giveaways for the Dada Bourbon and Beyond.

25:58 So that's your jam because that's different than a lot of the other ones. It's more of you know, blues, bluegrass, raw light rock, lighter rock and stuff like that, like superstar artists normally play at that festival. Well, you're gonna have a chance to win tickets right here on the Adventures of Pipe Man W four C. Why okay, we got to talk about football. I guess go Broncos. Okay, so I was gonna ask how somebody in Louisiana could be wearing a broncost hat earlier and that's only disgusting to not support your own team.

26:43 Okay, so wait a minute. The super Bowl is being played here in New Orleans. There was there's no way the Saints were going to win the super Bowl because we need two teams. You're not gonna win the Super Bowl. Okay, like and T T Siams. Fans to come in plan to me. Couldn't hear you? I couldn't. I was listening you. Yeah, she was breaking up. You were breaking up, rebel. Oh you were sorry. You were saying I would give up on my team. I didn't give up on The Saints are same as they've always been. They're the Saints.

27:24 But ever since John Elway has been playing for Denver, I've been a Denver fan, and they. That's no loyalty. I hate fans that only are fans of winning teams, like suffer with winning. My team is a forty nine ers. I play them a lot on Madden Football. Okay, they kick at my's son. Okay, it's a tradition. Every year. I have every Madden Football since the first one came out in nineteen eighty two. My son me the digital version of Matt in twenty five from my Xbox and I played it the other night, and oh my god, I didn't even know what I was doing. It got totally changed over which I dig that because I don't want the same game, Like if it's going to be the new game, I already have the other game. So I had to learn it all over again after all these years because they totally changed different parts. It took me and taking three games before I could figure out how to kick off. Because now there's this new rule in the NFL where there's a landing zone. Again with the cushy world that we live in nowadays, they had to make a landing zone because because too many people were getting hurt by kickoffs that were not in the landing zone. Can you two explain landing zone to me?

28:57 Are we talking genital or. Why talking to Janadors? Is that what you said Genitals? Okay, So you have to kick the ball on kickoff if it's not an on site's kick, it has to go past the twenty yard line. So if you kick the ball and doesn't make it to the twenty yard line, they get the ball at the four yard line. And I think that's bullshit. It's football. This isn't Titaly Wings. Okay, it's football. Okay, And oh look another one, bron But does he live in the Broncos. Yes, are you from Denver?

29:48 Or explain the pipe man why you're a Broncos fan. Yeah. I want to know why he's a Broncos fan, because if you're a Broncos fan because of l way, I do not approve. I went through listen. I was a Giant. I've been a Giants fan all my life. Even when we had Joe Pisarcik fumble the ball to lose a Super Bowl that all he had to do is kneel. Okay, Okay, we have an answer. We have an answer for my reason from Colorado. Now, okay, then that's acceptable. That is acceptable if you're originally from the state, it's acceptable. It's even acceptable to be a fan of both places if you are from both places. So I'll accept that rebel. You, I don't accept you are an unloyal uh you know, cheater because you just want to go for the winning team.

30:47 Because you just want to go for the winning team. The winning team. I never said it wasn't a Saints fan. Okay, but this is my team. Okay. I have a trivia question to see if you're a teams fan. I have a trivia question see if you're a Saints fan. Who is Archie Manning? Oh my goodness, he is the most wonderful, freaking kicker ever to play football? Okay, well then now will you now? And he produced three three I tell you guys that went on to play football, one being Peyton Manning. Hello, no, don't go down with me, Babby who Archie Manning was gorgeous and the best kicker ever to play football in my opinion?

31:39 Did you bang him? No? She wished? Okay, So so, missy, missy is a Saints fan? Is that is that your is that you pain? In there? That in there as your evil identical twin that nobody's ever seen. Jesus Christ people have seen her. And h No, if I was going to do something, it wouldn't have been on there. Oh look, Charles, Charles is pretty brilliant. But I remember watching Archie Manning when I was a kid and Peyton I was away little and Peyton I like Eli better?

32:29 Why because Eli was on the Giant. But Peyton's a good, good quarterback. He was amazing, you know. And not a big fan of Tom Brady, but you know, I guess you gotta get where his credits do. Even if you're a cheater, So okay, So we're gonna have to announce a ship Rocked winners at some point today. But I also have Rocks in the Country and Rocket This. Yeah. Those. We're doing ticket giveaways for Welcome to Rockville. We're doing ticketways and giveaways for Sonic Temple. So one, let's roll both Welcome and Sonic and let them know what they could win, because they can't win ship Rocked because I'm announcing the winner today, but they can whip win tickets to Welcome Rockville and Daytona. I drive on the Daytona Speedway. It's so cool with the jeep. I want to skateboard on there. I'm gonna do that next time. No, I won't because they'll take my media pass. But let's roll those commercials.

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35:20 Nice looked awesome. I like it. Oh wait, he was muted. I was muted. Okay, so I gotta say something. Okay, that was a very dangerous commercial to play right there, Sunny Temp Well, because at first I got chills, and then when did the breakthrough? I was about to, like seriously headbang, and I almost did. But yesterday I was getting prepared for ship rocked and I went and got a second sterid HoriZone injection in my neck. And so for seventy two hours, I'm not allowed to do anything. So headbanging would certainly not be very good for that. But I did stop myself. You know, they it's a major ordeal, like they put young, they put under and then they do this whole thing and it's and I can't for the first twenty four hours, can't shower, can't you know, can't take any medications, can't and for seventy two hours, can't do anything, can't submerge, and walters, well here's the problem. Yeah, no grouponds. So that's why we're not playing that commercial this week. Also, I just bought a brand new surfboard from one of

36:51 my favorite surf shops locally here. I even have on my license plate. Their their thing called Local Surf Shop and it's here in Jupiter. Bought my brand new board and we get cold weather, which also brought yesterday. It looked like surf I could go in. But you know, God has a sense of humor. I did this to I got this shot in my neck and I couldn't go surfing. And I can't go surfing for three days, so I can't even try it out yet. But you guys, if you're into surfing or skating or anything like that, you gotta go to Local Surf Shop here in Jupiter. They rocked. The people that run the place are totally cool.

37:35 I ordered it online, walked in there. He already had the board ray for me, and he did extra stuff that people don't normally do. He put the fins in for me, he uh uh wait, and call put the string in for the leash. You know, normally you're on your own for that stuff. So they take good care of you. They got a large variety of surfboards and so yeah, go there and don't forge get if you're really like a pro surfer The pipe Man has his own custom version of the ugly board by one of my best friends who is a pro surfing champion of the sixties and a famous designer, Bob Purvey. You know, a lot of the top nose riding surfers in the world use his board. And did you skys see talk about like God is smiting us for being a bunch of assholes because we got the fires. But did you see what was going on in northern California? And like the largest waves at like one of the most famous breaks in the country, possibly the world largest waves in history just recently, did you guys see that? Did not?

38:51 Some surfer dude surfed It's a record now, one hundred and thirty five foot wave. Wow. Nice to be able to conceive how big that is. You die in those things like that thing will just swallow you up. Live, Okay, so kudos to him for living. Yeah, kudos to him for living. So yeah, there's all kinds of crap going on. I'd like it would be kind of cool because I'm high enough now, Okay, so I moved a pipe cave. It would be kind of cool that see one hundred and thirty five foot wave, right, here in my backyard because literally, there's some days I watched the sunset. I even have video of it, and I'm I'm so high, I'm above the clouds, like I can see, I can jump onto the clouds. And sometimes I think about it the building, the next building next to me, like literally, is I need to zoom in on the camera. It's so much lower than uh, you know, so not listen, not that I'm actually zooming in the camera on the building next to me. Let's not go there.

40:05 You know even if I am okay. But no zip line on this building? Oh that No, that would be a pretty deep zip line. Okay, I would have to zip line over to another building. Yeah, no, actually I could zip line down there. That That's when I put my costume on that night. So speaking costumes, and that's what we were talking about before, and that's why I brought up ship Rocked that I said, and you couldn't even tell me where were we going with that. It had to do with that because there's themed nights on ship Rocked and you would fit right in because of the eighties stuff. And I said about my vest I'll be bringing there. People have asked me at festivals I don't wear the invested festival because the vest is retired.

40:51 Also hasn't been washed in forty five years or so, you know, so you know breeze. But I I'm bringing it on ship rock where people are trapped on the ship and they can't leave from the smell because they're trapped there. Okay, uh? And I think I might zip line down from the ship into the water. How cool would that be? And then like drop on a board, you know, drop on a dolphin and ride it away, Drop on an orca and ride it away. That would be fun. I keep seeing these I keep seeing these tiktoks because you got to watch a lot of TikTok now before it's banned unless Trump saves it. But uh, you know, I keep seeing these tiktoks of paddle boarders and orca just coming right up to them, and I'd be like, oh hell no. I'd be like, oh hell no, because you're standing on that board. It's it's not even as stable as a surfboard to stand on. It would take them two seconds and knock you off that board.

41:57 And the guys that I see doing they're still standing. If they came over, I'd be sitting down, like just in case i'd have a little more stability, you know, and you know, maybe like poke in their blowhole and see what that's like. Yes, is that part of the group on. That's that's that's that's an up charge. That's tough charge. Okay, that's like the experience. That's like when you're at the restaurant. Like I was there night and I ordered something and then you get two sides, and I picked this special Brussels sproutside and they're like, oh, do you realize that's a two nine up charge? Yeah, I'm okay, that's fine with it. So I'll pay the two ninety nine up charge for the blowhole.

42:41 There you go, ya. So what would you what would you do with an Orca rebel? Let's see, be very careful with it, but try to ride it. Oh check this out. Okay. So I have actually, literally no joking, I have been in Ringcone, Puerto Rico, and I have surfed above the humpbacks and then on the other side of the island. They do have to orc over there, but I wasn't over there. But one of my kids said something to me one day and I never even thought about it. When I did it, and maybe I should have. They're like, well, what if one of them surface, like, because if one of those hits you, it can break every single bone, shatter every single bone in your body with one like bumping into you, and not even on purpose. So I was like, oh, I didn't think of that. But I brought this all up for a reason because just the other day, right near the pipe cave, very rare occurrence happened. Do you know what happened?

43:48 One? She wouldn't know, she's in Louisiana or oblivious. They don't know about nothing. But would you know one? You said, very rare? So it's obviously not an alligator, right, No? Is that there was a humpback whale right near shore. We don't have humpbacks here. Yeah, a boat, a boat took a video of it. You can look it up. In fact, while you find that video and we can play it on the show. Stay never that close to the land. Well, they are depending on where you go in the world, but they're usually here, not in Florida. No, So okay, So real quick, rebel, are you gonna do the bubble bath for bubble Bath Day? I've brought my ducky Okay, well, it's time for your segment.

44:44 The comb it's not just national, but let's say it's I don't even think it's national. Did it get a national I don't think it did. I think it was. Just I saw it. It doesn't even get. You gave me fake news. Okay, so let me just say something that's allowed now. That's allowed now. Okay, did you hear about this? Okay? Did you hear about this? Mark Zuckerberg died today, but before he did, he made sure that he stopped there's no more fact checking on Facebook. Okay, he didn't really die. This is a meme that's going around, so YouTube, don't get too up tight here. I'm not.

45:38 I'm just saying there's a meme going around laughing at this whole thing of he has decided to stop fact checking Facebook, and so basically, Facebook, you can say whatever you want now. So people are blasting that meme that he died after he said this, and it even kind of fooled the pipemin for a second. Go one of my news feed said, did he really you know? And you know, but you did. Just say whatever you want from now on rebel on Facebook. It's okay, of course, long but it's okay. So if you want today the bubble bath day, then make it up.

46:20 And speaking of bubble baths, I think I found the video of but it says Jupiter. Is that the right one? Yeah? Jupiter, Jupiter do let's play it? My god, that is cool, right, Oh my god? I wish I was out there. That would have been so cool to be out there paddle moarning and it happened. Oh wait, didn't we just go over? I shouldn't be doing that, all right? I mean, how cool would it be if you're like surfing and one of them just jumps over you. Oh, that would be pretty cool. That would be pretty cool as long as it didn't land on me and be pretty as long as you had because I just got the neck injection. Okay, I don't want them landing on my neck. Okay. Uh So listen, we got new things going on in twenty twenty five. The show's gonna starting in February, is gonna expand the three days Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday where I'm live live, and then Thursday and Friday there will be pre recorded live shows that will be basically my interviews, interviews I've done, and stuff like that.

47:28 For that week with whoever it is. We're gonna be a music artists, authors, lawyers, doctors. There's gonna you know, we're bringing back a lot of uh guests like I used to do. We're gonna have theme days like Monday is gonna be motivational Monday. Monday is gonna be all serious, it's gonna be real, it's gonna be Dean more than pipe man. It's gonna be motivational me and where we will talk about all kinds of topics motivation, business, health and wellness. Uh. And speaking of health and wellness, we got a new thing I'm going to be starting as part of the network where and I've done a lot of research on this and I kind of tease this in the promo about you know, surf for your heart, okay, And so basically there have been studies and I am an exact study. Like in France, they don't prescribe medications for people to have a heart attack, they prescribe surfing for real, okay. And so basically we're going to be doing something where we're going to be focusing on surf trips around the world and other types of adventures for people that have had heart attacks, cardiac disease, or just want to prevent it. And we're going to all surf for better health. So that's going to be something we're going to talk about a lot on the motivation on

49:00 Mondays too, And you know, there's so much negativity in the world that motivational me needs to do more of that because we need twenty twenty five to be positive. We need to you know, I was watching The Secret again a couple of days ago for the millionth time, and like, it's a law of attraction. Maybe, so let's stop talking about all this negative shit. Let's talk about positive stuff. And then Tuesday. I haven't totally put together what all the segments are gonna be, but it's gonna be kind of a mixture of maybe serious and not so serious and music and stuff like that. But we'll figure it out and then Wednesday will just be the same stupid shit we do everyond. So Wednesday, yeah, yeah, maybe it has to start with W. So maybe wump back Wednesday. I think I think it should start with W whale whale back Wednesday. Maybe I don't know, we'll have to figure that out. Maybe we'll even have a contest.

50:09 Wednesday that's where we have contests for people to win tickets win back Wednesday. That might be a good idea. It could be also like I could resurgeis they used to have to sing in Jersey call on the on the radio station up there called whip it Out Wednesday. And on Wednesdays you would drive down the parkway or the turbike and every woman in the face of New Jersey, in the in the in the stay in New Jersey would lift their shirt and show you their boobs. As you're driving down the road, speaking season they would have w w O W on their car. If they had wow on their car, you knew you just looked over and you waited to see tits speaking of a witch's tit wow. So it all comes full circle with that. But now we have one last thing to do before we go, and that is to announce the winner of the ship Rocked pipe Man Giveaway. Can I have a drum roll some from somebody? Please?

51:19 What the fuck drum roll? Is that? Something more like a comeback will? That sounds that sounds like some character on a cartoon? All right, do you have something one there? It is Louder Louder Bailey Conigan and Keith Kennedy are going to ship rocked. And this was Bailey's like this was her bucket list. She became a listener to show a while back because I met her at some festival just when I was cruising around the festival. After words, as I do, Rebel will tell you, I go socialize with everybody, like I'm the wandering Jew at a festival, and I don't stay in one place. She'll tell you she has to sit back in media because I won't stay in one place like for long, like I just float over and I have to. I have to visit my whole hundred thousand peeps that are there and the mush pit. Yeah yeah, yeah. So, uh, I don't know. I think I bump. I think I bumped into her at a camp at the campground at Rocklaholmer or something. Then I don't know, we we became friendly.

52:38 I think it was at the uh. I think it was at the bus where you know, you got beads for doing stuff. I don't know, something like that. But anyway, all right, so we'll be back next Wednesday, one pm Eastern time. Wednesday, I did say Wednesday. The Adventures of Pipe Man w four C Y Radio W four C why dot com You like how I don't even need you to do effects well and I can do it myself anyway. I like the voice sounds very familiar. Hell right, and so yeah, And then in February, oh, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, we're gonna have a lot of great guests. We're gonna have guests from every type of business there is on the show, plus every music guest. Is gonna be a banging year in twenty twenty five. And for my last thing of the show, I'm trying to show my shirt here. Everybody thinks it's just a dead Pool shirt, but it's actually a Deadpool shirt that says believe in yourself.

53:44 So that's why I'm gonna leave everybody with Deadpool says believe in yourself. In twenty twenty five. Fuck twenty twenty four. It sucked for a lot of people. It's gone. It's in the past. We don't have to change it, we don't have to do anything. Let's move it's twenty twenty five. Let's have a fucking great year. Let's have a banner for everything business, personal life, love all of it, and keep watching the Adventures of Pipeman for that to happen, Thanks for being here, Thanks for winning the ship Rock. Oh my god, Bailly, I'm so happy that we have somebody that's going to really love going on ship Rock, because it's a bummer when you like we had at one of our festivals somebody at one tickets that didn't even go because they didn't realize that this certain band wasn't playing anymore. That's stupid, Okay. We want people to enjoy this stuff, enjoy the show, and enjoy everything Rebel has to offer. And they have even seen you because we didn't do the bubble Bath, but Rubbert Ducky year to one, everybody, it's been a blast. Believe in yourself, believe in pipe Man, believe in Shiprock because it's coming and roll it one.

55:09 Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin on w f c u I Radio.