Feb. 26, 2025

WTF is with People in 2025 & Pipeman’s 2016 WTF Canada Takeover Prediction

It’s WTF Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 18 of The Adventures of Pipeman.  

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/26/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at http://www.w4cy.com.  

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Season 19

It’s WTF Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 18 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/26/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

Subscribe to The Adventures of Pipeman at https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-adventures-of-pipeman--941822/support

It’s WTF Wednesday! And WTF. This week I think should be about WTF is with People in 2025. Oh and WTF was with that White House Hockey Press Conference discussing The Canada team beating The USA team. The funniest part about the whole thing with the 51st state rhetoric was that Pipeman predicted this in 2016 right here on the Adventures of Pipeman. We will listen to clips from that episode where Pipeman predicted the take over of Canada and no one listened. When you hear these clips from 2016 you will not only laugh but also cry at how things have not changed much in 9 years. Don’t miss this!

Tell us your WTF stories and moments. It might be on next week’s show. Meanwhile , this is the day where “Who Knows and Anything Goes!”

Pipeman is back from a weekend of events on The Pipeman Radio Tour, and we are going to talk about Beach Polo on Singer Island within view of the PipeCave plus The Lake Worth Street Painting Festival. And Pipeman has announcements for an evolution (wink wink) of newly approved stops on The Pipeman Radio Tour having to with business, broadcasting, and podcasting.

Want to WIN! Watch and listen for announcements about Louder Than Life and for your chance to WIN tickets to Sonic Temple, Welcome To Rockville, Rock The Country, Rock The South, Inkcarceration, Bourbon & Beyond, and more for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

Plus, Pipeman will rant in his segment PipePeeves. What will he rant about. Tune in and join the rant to find out.

WTF national day is it? Rebel runs this segment and she will go through all the National days it is. Pipeman’s favorite today is Tell a Fairy Tale Day because Pipeman does still believe in the Fairy Tale just don’t tell anyone. Also, WTF is going on in this country and the world that are the Fairy Tales of Today, which is also a PipePeeve. Listen and comment to us which your favorites are.

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What the fuck Wednesday on the Adventures Pipe Man W

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four c Y Radio. And what the fuck? We got

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some pipe nuts here. Let's bring on the swamp nut

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in the studio.

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Nut? What the fuck is wrong with you? Swamp nut?

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Nothing?

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Why are you trying to prove to the world that

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aliens do exist on Earth?

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Is that what your purpose is here?

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Absolutely? I'm here to bring a kiss.

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The hell is that kissing? Where is it a camel?

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That doesn't look like a kiss. It looks more like

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an alien.

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Is that your butt plug?

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It's a it's an alien, probe Hershey.

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That's your that's it's not Hershey's it's pink. It's a

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butt plug, it says, yeah, that's how pink.

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And it looks like it's made out of silicone.

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Yeah, you people again with your education system here. Okay,

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somebody took advantage of your education system by try and

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convince you that was a kiss, a chocolate kiss. The

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fact it is a butt plug.

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It is not.

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Oh my god, okay, I bet you you should try

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this right now. I bet you if you put it

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in there, I'm gonna and tested it. It would fit perfectly.

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In fact, you could probably use that as your earbuds

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for the show, since you talk out your ass.

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It is a kiss, just like this one. A kiss.

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It came in a box. It even says, Hershey, squishes kisses.

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Was that a gift for somebody plugging your butt?

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First of all, that's an exit only, darling, and that's

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not you.

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Know, did you come free with a purchase from the

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adult store?

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No?

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And okay, Yeah, what's that all about? All over there?

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You must have done something, did you like, did you

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like peg some guy or something?

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I peg some guy?

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No, that is not rebel. I did not peg you

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for that kind of girl.

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Right, because it ain't. No, indeed, no, I'm not.

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We're gonna call her pegger nut, her pegger nut from

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now on.

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No, And for you guys, marty girl, what the fuck

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is that?

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An anal dilator? For man? It is not aty.

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I thought I thought it was like a you know,

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it was like a vagina ring, you know how a

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cockering is, But cockering would be much smaller than that.

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This it's a vagina ring for women who have had

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children already.

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This is a favored MARTI growthrough this year. I got one.

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I I think it's a I think it's a trick

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diaphragm for if somebody wants to get pregnant but they

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don't want the other person to know. They pretend like

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it's the diaphragm, but it's got a hole in it. No,

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how many times have you poked a hole in somebody's

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condom before they pegged you?

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No, why in the world would anybody want to do that?

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There are people that do that.

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It's called a trap.

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It's why. It's what the fuck Wednesday? So we could

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talk about stuff like that. You know what else is

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what the fuck? Okay, what the fuck is with people?

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I just don't understand. Can you give me a story

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that has happened to you in the past two days

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that you just say what the fuck? Let's hear it

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from both of you.

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One first, No, ladies first, Oh of course. Well okay,

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So on the fact, all right too, When you're in

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an open relationship uh huh, and you ghost people uh

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huh or lie about things, why would you do that

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you're in an open relationship.

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Because no matter how open you think it is, people

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are humans. They have feelings and it affects them, even

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if they say they don't. Or maybe they agree to

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an open relationship but that's not what they really want,

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but they know that's all they can get.

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How about those as just two reasons?

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Well okay, so ghosting one.

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Ghost seems just added a question disrespectful period to anybody

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at any time, no matter what they do, there's never

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a good excuse to got somebody unless unless you die.

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Excuse Well, I'm a feeling, you know, somebody should you

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should have something in place to tell someone that this

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is going to be happening.

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I mean, it is a big thing pet peeve of mine.

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It's also hanging up is a big peeve of mine. Like,

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I don't care how hot angry you are, how much

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you fight. I'm a firm believer that when you're on

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the phone with somebody, you do not just hang up

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on them as like.

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Rude as what the fuck agreed?

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So back to your scenario, swamp nut, does that kind

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of explain things to you?

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Or are you still confused?

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No?

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I wasn't confused. I just don't understand why do it?

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Well?

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Now is that what I said to you? Would that

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be an understanding reason of why to do it?

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There's no reasonable reason to do it?

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So no, what about you?

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That might be someone's excuse, but not reason.

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Without you, Studio nut, what do you think about whether

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she said are you paying tension?

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Well, the open relationship thing is more so like the

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relationship was so open that they left you on open.

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You know, they just left you on red. That's fine,

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that's how open the relationship was.

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See before before swamp Nutt taught me what an open

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relationship was. I just thought it meant she kept her

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legs open until the guy was ready, like just basically

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all day twenty four to seven.

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No, no, but that sounds better.

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Well technically, technically, if you if you examine what you're saying, literally,

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that's exactly what it would mean. Yep.

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Oh do you have a sign that says bridges closed?

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How do they know? You know the relationship? How they

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know when it's closed?

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When you free do your contract and it was a relationship.

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I mean, I'm just not I could never do an

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open relationship, Okay, because.

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What's the difference between relationships and dating other people? Whoa

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dating many people?

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There?

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You go, well, I don't think i'd want to be

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with somebody dating many people either, like my junkle fall off.

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Yeah, I know, the risk is too high.

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It's gross. It's kind of gross.

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Yeah.

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STDs are like what one in every flour people.

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That's just that's just for herpes okay, depending on which one.

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But it's kind of like almost the same for almost everything.

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It's the risk is just too big.

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Well is the risk big? If you're at Disney, though,

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that's what I want in that?

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Oh, you're paying for a premium so you know, they

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they they healthy lower that.

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Risk if they weren't listening yesterday.

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They don't know about this yet, okay, but we'll play

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it for him in a few minutes. But there's something

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going on having to do with sex and Disney. You're

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gonna have to wait and watch this. It's gonna be amazing.

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But but but first of all, oh my god, right

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before the show, I love Ed's Right before the show,

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right before the show, we had a major announcement. And

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now the pipe Man, Oh my god. It makes decisions

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so much harder because if you've heard before, you know

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on the Pipe Man radio tour there were some switch

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ups this year, okay. And so Bourban Beyond is before

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Louder than Life, okay, in the week before in Louisville, Kentucky.

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I keep trying to say it, right. I think I'm

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saying it right now, but probably not like because I

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grew up with Louisville.

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But I have to learn how to put that invisible

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l into the word. Okay.

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But the thing is, I love Bourban Beyond and I

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used to cover it all the time. But then there

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was riot Fest that was at the same time as

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Bourbon Beyond, and there would always be this like really

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big name like the Original Misfits or like Slayer, and

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I'd be like, oh, well, I'm going to cover riot Fest.

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when they came out for the lineup for Bourbon and Beyond,

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I was like, damn, this year, I really got to

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make a decision. I don't even know what the lineup

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is yet for Riotfest? What am I gonna do? And

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you know, if you put questions out there in the

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universe the proper way, you will get the answer. And

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so I got the answer because literally literally like an

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out with it an hour after me saying that, and

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that it came out that louder than life. I mean

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that Bourbon On and riot Fest we're not going to

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be on the same weekend this year, like first time

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I even know of. However, However, this is how where

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I always say God has a sense of humor and

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say what the fuck at the same time, because Okay,

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when you ask for things, whether it's the universe, whether

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it's prayers, whether it's just asking yourself or asking somebody else,

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you have to be very specific and clear on your request.

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You could tell another human being something you want, and

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they could hear something different based on what you say,

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so you have to be very very specific. So obviously

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I was not specific. Obviously God has a sense of humor,

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because they moved riot Fest to the same weekend as

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loud As.

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What the fuck?

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And not only that they already announced this before, but Slayer,

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who was supposed to play Atlaer in Life last year,

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got canceled because of weather because of hurricanes and tornadoes. Like,

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I'm sorry, what a perfect time to play Rain and Blood,

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but when there's a tornado and hurricane going on. But

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they made the right move. I'm just like I would

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have liked to been there. You know, if you live

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by the sword, you gotta die by the sword. Also

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a Slayer reference. But so now Slayer was nice enough

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because they didn't have to come back and play. They're

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coming back and they're playing this year at Ladder in

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Life since they didn't get to play last year. So

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I got super super excited about that. Then I found

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out riot Fest and there's been some hints of lineups

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at riot Fest, and again I'm saying what the fuck

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because it's going to be a very, very difficult decision.

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And there's been some hints about Louder Than Life's line

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up until today, right before the show one, show them

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what they've won.

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Three Days, Grace, Lamb of God, and so many more.

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Oh my god, I mean, like, seriously like the rest

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of the lineup. Two are some of my most favorite bands.

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Do you know what they are? Rebel?

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Did you make a decision?

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But I don't know the riot Fest lineup yet, but

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I'm pretty sure I'm decided because listen, it's slatter, Okay,

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So that decides it right there?

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Bring Me to Horizons.

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old time ever bands. They'll be at Lower in Life.

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Testament is one of my old time favorite bands. They'll

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be at let all my favorite thrash metal bands will

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be their Municipal Waste, Oh my god. To line up,

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there's an endless amount of names. You're gonna have to

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go to lotteranlife dot com check out and line up.

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Follow them on Facebook, follow them on Instagram. Get your tickets. Okay,

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I'm telling you right now, and uh oh say it isn't.

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So we're giving away tickets to Louder than Life. So

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dm me at pipe Man Radio to enter to win,

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you can You probably have to answer a question and

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every question might be different, so you can't cheat. But

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it's going to be a lot of fun and frickin

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Later in Life. I think it's going to be the

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best festival the whole year. I don't know yet. It's

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like such a great year in twenty twenty five for

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the pipe Man Radio Tour, I can't even believe it.

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And added to the Pipemin Radio Tour is a new

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feature traction.

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Get.

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We are bundling a package now okay where you can

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get the Pipemin group on and.

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This couples can now make love inside Disney World. Disney

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has just added love nests to the Magic Kingdom. For

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only two hundred dollars an hour, you can rent out

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one of these exclusive private rooms where couples can make

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love with a view of Cinderella Castle. There is a

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maximum limit of six people per nest. However, if you

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want to have more than six people with you, you

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must pay an extra fifty dollars per person in order

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to maintain your privacy. There is a double sided mirror

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which allows you to see Cinderella Castle and the rest

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of the Magic Kingdom doesn't allow anyone else to see inside.

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This is important for the people in the room making

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love as well as the people walking around Disney World,

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especially since there are so many kids. Naturally, Disney chose

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Valentine's date to launch these brand new love nests.

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However, not everyone is in love with this idea.

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would allow these rooms inside their park. This, of course,

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is because it's a park for families. Meanwhile, proponents of

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this say that it's about time Disney allows people to

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make love inside.

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Their theme parks.

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Disney Adults Field before Disney was violating their First Amendment rights.

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For more on these love nests, click the link in

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our bio or vision mousetrap News dot Com.

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Okay, so here, Okay, no, so now bundle it with

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the PIPEMIN group on children not include. You know how

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they say, like batteries not include children not included? Okay,

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but no, seriously, that's I don't know. Why does it

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have to be brought to Disney? Okay, Like can't it

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just be left at the sex clubs?

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What?

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Or at the comment?

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The thing is like they're also encouraging orgies because they

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sit up to six people. If you want more than

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six people, you have to pay an extra fifty per person.

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But I mean six people, that's a lot of action.

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I mean, can you really handle more than six people?

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I mean there's not even six entry or exit points.

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I don't even have a sixth sense.

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Well, see what about you, rebel? What do you think

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would you?

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I think, oh, she would take all six people.

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There's no, oh god no, there's no time for six

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people in a room for an hour.

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There's I mean no, what if you're just all doing

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it separately?

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Yeah, you would get.

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A three couples.

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Well, see what happens is, Okay, you have to go

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on this school trip and you're the chaperones. Okay, so

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the only thing that makes the trip worthwhile is that

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you get to do it. But there's not enough time

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where you can do all do it separately. So you

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all that's the only thing.

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That makes the trip worthwhile. Then you're going on the

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wrong trip. I'm just saying, you did choose.

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You know that the child chose. You're the child chose.

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You are forced to tag along.

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No though you know what I do love. I did

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love about being parent and do love about being grandparent.

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It gives me the great excuse to go to places

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like that without looking like a creeper. And that's what's

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and that is what's creepy about having a sex room

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by the hour at Disney, Okay because to me, to me.

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Like I don't we have we have Charles here who

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says need at least three hours?

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Well that that then you're going to pay for we

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have Okay.

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See, if you have six people, you guys can split

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the check, you know, like you guys can all pitch in. Also,

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if you only want if you only have one hour

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with six people. Then you pair off twenty minutes per pair.

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You can do it, you know, you're on a time crunch.

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I wonder if it's all about scheduling. I wonder if

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it's an option that you know, you can also purchase

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from Disney ecstasy before going into the room.

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Okay, here's my question, right. You know how like in

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the rides, when you're going like towards the end, they

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take a picture.

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Yeah, oh yeah, they do that with this too, like

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take a picture before you lit the room, and then

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you see it on the screen and then they sell

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it to you.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Might throw in a video package as well.

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And if you don't buy, it's in their next commercial

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on the Super Bowl.

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Yeah.

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Oh man, So I mean it's a close it's a

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it's a close room, you know because after the Superbot

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you got to Disney.

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Disney, how are we going the hell?

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Because we're talking about it.

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If you heard the whole thing too. Okay, if you're

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having sex at Disney where you can see the children

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out there that you left all alone in the park,

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and you're like you're like doing your wife while watching

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your children to make sure that they're safe. Hello, I

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think that might be more of the problem.

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I'm just saying.

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I can't believe they three children in there. I can't

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believe they threw the First Amendment thing in there. I

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just don't understand how this could even be real.

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For real.

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Well there, I think there's going to be an executive order.

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This is what I'm gonna do. If you like me,

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President pipe Man for President twenty twenty eight, I will

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do an executive order to make sex and Disney mandatory amatory,

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and it will be will replace the First Amendment, and

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that will now be the first Amendment free of speech.

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Now let us go more in depth. Is this people

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like Disney or with the characters?

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Well, that's a whole nother story. If you're a furry,

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you can pay extra for the characters.

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Don't have to be a furry to pay for the characters.

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Stop doing Okay, here's my next question. If you're not

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a furry because you just pay a regular price.

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To have sex with one of the characters, are you

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one of the princess? Says yeah, I mean you're only

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sending tinker Bell. Yeah, Well, you know, have you seen seen.

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Therilla worth bagging? I think I like sleeping Beauty more though.

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No, no, that's a little so creepy for me.

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You know, I'm meant to the brunettes, not because she's sleeping,

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but it would be kind of cool to wake her

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up though sleep was a blonde. Okay, So, but I

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was just watching a show like literally last night, where

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somebody was doing exactly what you would see in Sleeping Beauty,

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just giving a kiss to wake her up, and she

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slapped him up side the head something fierce. So if

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you go to watch these movies like Sleeping Beauty, please

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please teach your children to not go and just go

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to random women and that are sleeping and kiss them. Okay,

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I mean, please tell them that it sounds right thing

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to do.

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It sounds innocent, But when you really think.

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About it, Sleeping Beauty got real feed, right, she got

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real feed, and only true Love's kids could wake her up.

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So that means a bunch of people kissed her without her.

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Consent because she wasn't conscious enough to give consent until

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the right person came along and woke her up.

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Telling you that, that's what I'm saying, Like these Disney

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things are evil and now it's just proved it by

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putting sex in the actual physical parts parks instead of

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rape in the movies.

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Now, what they did was they just added the adult

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version of Disney to Disney.

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I mean, you know, in all fairness, people have been

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having sex in the rights for as long as Disney

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has been opened, So now they're trying to make it

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a little bit more private.

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Small World is a great place to have sex because

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it's such a long ride.

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You have playing time.

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There's six roads of seats that hold four people.

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But when the park's empty, it's just you and the

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person you've never done it, rebel not or.

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If it's just you and the other person in all

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the way to the back.

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I was like sixteen years old a Disneyland and yeah,

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it's a Small World.

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You know, it's pre great world. What a great ride,

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you know what?

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You know those rides that have like the animatron nicks.

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Some people will actually get off the ride and then

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do their deed like behind the animatronics.

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Yeah and listen.

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Okay, when you're sixteen years old, you don't need three hours.

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You need like three second. You need like three seconds.

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Okay, book service announcement, Please don't do that in public

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because you can get yourself on a list that you're

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on permanently, and it's not a good list.

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You want to speak about what the fuck? Okay, we're

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gonna speak about what the fuck, but we're going to

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talk about one of the subjects coming on Monivacial Monday.

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That's kind of a what the fuck subject too, Okay,

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because like, what is it? I was talking with somebody

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yesterday and it never dawned on me. Did you ever

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notice that women love serial killers? Like look at Charlie

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Manson's women. Look at the women from every single serial killer,

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the ones that were in their life, not the ones

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that got killed, the ones that were in their life.

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Like these women like adored them.

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Don't don't go too far behind. Look at Luiji Mangioni.

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How many women are like fawning over him right now?

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Right see, like yeah, and it's happening right now, you know.

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Rebel, she fawns over all of them, so she can

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tell us. Why can you tell us why women love

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serial killers? Like that?

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Look at Dexter.

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Dexter gets all the women he wants, Okay, Like I

457
00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:37.720
want to be a serial killer, so I could get all.

458
00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:38.400
The women I want?

459
00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:41.359
Okay, Well, you have fun with that.

460
00:25:42.279 --> 00:25:46.000
I couldn't actually do it, but you know it sounds good.

461
00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:49.559
But go ahead, tell us what tell us what the

462
00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:51.079
attraction is swamp that.

463
00:25:54.039 --> 00:25:54.400
Killers?

464
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:56.119
Are you sure?

465
00:25:57.240 --> 00:25:57.480
Yeah?

466
00:25:57.839 --> 00:25:58.519
Are you sure?

467
00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.559
How do you know?

468
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:02.240
There's a certain group of people that you used to

469
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:03.599
do the deal.

470
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:07.039
With so and you might be with people and not

471
00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:09.519
even know that they're a serial killer because if they're,

472
00:26:09.960 --> 00:26:12.480
if they're doing a deed with you in a different way,

473
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:15.200
not in a serial killer way, they don't want.

474
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:16.640
You to know they're a serial killer.

475
00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:19.640
And if you look, if you look at it too, right,

476
00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:23.119
like most of the people in prison that are murderers,

477
00:26:24.039 --> 00:26:26.680
it was because of a passion.

478
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.920
Crime, right, And they're the ones that look like really

479
00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:29.720
really tough.

480
00:26:29.640 --> 00:26:32.000
The ones that look but the serial killers all look

481
00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:35.359
very innocent, very like, oh you would never expect it

482
00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:37.759
from that guy, exactly.

483
00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:39.240
Yeah.

484
00:26:39.319 --> 00:26:41.960
All you have to do is look at all the documentaries, like, yeah,

485
00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:45.720
the serial killers except for like a Charlie, but even

486
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:48.759
Charlie Manson, but most of the serial killers are like

487
00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:49.440
clean cut.

488
00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:50.599
They don't really stand out.

489
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:51.200
You can't look at.

490
00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:54.799
They don't look like, they don't have tattoos, and they

491
00:26:54.880 --> 00:26:57.359
have a lot of charisma, a lot of charm.

492
00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:02.039
Yeah, they are the most charming people. I mean, what's

493
00:27:02.119 --> 00:27:04.559
his name? I can't believe I'm drawing a blank right

494
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:11.279
now with the dark hair Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy was

495
00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:15.200
the charmer of all charmers, and women loved him.

496
00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:18.799
Women used to show up to his court hearings just

497
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:22.079
to see him, right knowing what he had done.

498
00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:26.680
Maybe he killed somebody they wanted to kill.

499
00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:27.960
He was killing.

500
00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:34.039
Okay, but that's kind of it's kind of a what

501
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:38.960
the fuck Wednesday thing? But it's also it's something we're

502
00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:43.039
going to talk about about relationships on Monday, because I mean,

503
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:50.200
what the fuck, Like, what you're teaching our children is

504
00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:55.839
let's aspire to become that because that's how you get

505
00:27:55.880 --> 00:28:00.480
all the women, and we need to change that narrative. Okay,

506
00:28:01.319 --> 00:28:06.279
why why do you women pick serial killers over us?

507
00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:10.359
Look at Harley Quinn and the Joker like it's everywhere?

508
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:13.319
Tell us why, rebel?

509
00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:17.039
I don't know why. I just I guess maybe you know,

510
00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:20.119
maybe because today is just tell a fairytale day.

511
00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:29.720
It's not tell a fairy tale. It's true, isn't it?

512
00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:30.680
Now?

513
00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:32.759
Come on that I didn't even know that.

514
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:36.480
That's I have a coincidence that we're talking about sex

515
00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:40.519
at Disney and fairy tales on fairy Tale Day.

516
00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:42.519
Yeah, but sex at Disney would that be a fairy

517
00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:43.400
tale or a fetish?

518
00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:48.279
Wow, it's both, Yeah, because it's.

519
00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:50.920
Or do you just leave it at a magical moment?

520
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:56.640
Well, because you have the dream wedding at Disney and

521
00:28:56.759 --> 00:29:01.599
then the honeymoon. Now you have they've incline honeymoon now,

522
00:29:01.799 --> 00:29:04.559
So yeah, it's the fairy tale. It's the fairytale wedding.

523
00:29:05.279 --> 00:29:07.759
You get to have your wedding and then have your

524
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:12.279
honeymoon sex right there in Disney while you watch the kids.

525
00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:17.279
Stop adding the kids to it. And I mean when

526
00:29:17.319 --> 00:29:18.359
you add kids, you.

527
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:22.640
Know how much you know, you know how much anxiety

528
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:24.960
and performance pressure that would put on me to be

529
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:29.119
looking at all my guests for the wedding while I'm

530
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:31.319
like trying to make the wedding official.

531
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.839
Well, that would bother just looking just looking at all

532
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:36.079
the guests outside the.

533
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:39.160
Way or look at her, look at her. She would

534
00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:42.119
be oh my god, this is the most amazing thing

535
00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:43.720
I've ever just.

536
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:44.359
Look at the hair.

537
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:50.599
That says, you're right, you're not into voyeurisms, while I'm not. No, Well,

538
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:56.680
usually people that wear costumes and do role playing. It's

539
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:01.079
kind of connected to voyeurism, just saying, do you own

540
00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:02.200
a pair of binoculars?

541
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:03.319
No?

542
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:06.279
Have you ever owned a pair of binoculars?

543
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:07.920
Yes? Who hasn't?

544
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:09.079
She seems to worries them.

545
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:09.440
There you go.

546
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:14.400
Do you own a pair of edible undies?

547
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:15.799
No?

548
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:19.559
Yes, she does. That's what that means. You know what

549
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:20.079
that means.

550
00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:26.440
Okay, kisses package, Rebel. We don't want to hear it

551
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:29.920
because you know what it's time for. Okay, we're gonna go.

552
00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:32.400
Remember when you said a promise that we were going

553
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:35.240
to talk about something and we were going to play

554
00:30:35.519 --> 00:30:39.799
an old clip and it's actually like a it's a

555
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:43.960
it's like some pipeman out takes. Okay that we all

556
00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:50.240
put together. But we were talking about this, so let's watch,

557
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.640
well we not watch. We got to listen to listen

558
00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:59.359
to this, okay, and we'll talk about it and we'll

559
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:02.480
see how much you remember, Rebel of it and how

560
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:05.400
we could comment it. Because there's something we were going

561
00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:09.680
to prove by this video or not video. It's on video,

562
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:13.799
it's audio when we were just audio, and we're gonna

563
00:31:13.839 --> 00:31:17.720
prove it right now, Rebel. Okay, roll it one.

564
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:20.759
Commander.

565
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:25.720
Yes, my lord, is this pipe it's.

566
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:26.920
The galaxy and broadcasting.

567
00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:28.119
I want him.

568
00:31:28.279 --> 00:31:33.720
And yes, my lord, the dark Side cannot have a

569
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.039
force this strong stand in his way as you wish,

570
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:40.519
my Lord, I've got you now.

571
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:50.920
By men, Hey, you lunt to censure.

572
00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:55.400
Crazy you.

573
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.240
Wake up America. It's time for the adventures.

574
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:08.440
JOHNS.

575
00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:11.640
Boon Beach is number one Internet radio station, and here's

576
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:12.519
your host.

577
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:13.319
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578
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.039
Wake up Human Race. Yes, I say human race because

579
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:20.920
we're going to talk about the human race during.

580
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:23.279
This show, during the pipe Peeves.

581
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:27.359
But right now we have the Adventures of Pipe Man

582
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:29.440
and I'm here with my pipe nuts right here on

583
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:32.279
W four C Y are you ready and simulcast K

584
00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:37.839
four HD Radio and our first and major well Captain

585
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:43.880
Pipe Nutt. Welcome, Captain Nutster. This is Captain Nutster reporting

586
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:47.200
for duty, sir, Thank you, thank you. And then over

587
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:51.039
there in the box out of our Louisiana studio. Although

588
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:54.599
I hate admitting that because you know, I'm a Yankee

589
00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:57.640
and uh, I don't know what the heck we're doing

590
00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:02.920
in Louisiana, but we have our a resident there, the

591
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:04.920
swamp nut Rebel Meddler.

592
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:06.960
Hey, everybody, what's happening?

593
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:10.279
Say the same boy and next to me, where it

594
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:16.720
was that I love a serial killer voice racist in

595
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:19.839
times like this that we're experienced, that there's so much

596
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:23.200
hate in racism. You dare wear that T shirt in

597
00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:23.880
this studio?

598
00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:25.799
How are they racist?

599
00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:27.920
How are waiting a minute?

600
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:31.759
Okay, they adapted a black kid and everything and an

601
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:36.079
Asian kid. They are. I don't think they're a duck

602
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:37.480
dinisty shirt duck.

603
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:39.960
She's asking how they could be racist.

604
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:42.839
I've never heard anything racist about them?

605
00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:46.119
Are you like not a wake? There was a whole

606
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:48.440
controversy about duck dinostasy.

607
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:50.119
It was against gay people.

608
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:56.160
I mean, like, just okay, okay, so they're not racist,

609
00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:57.960
they only hate gay people.

610
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:01.400
I don't listen. I can like something without supporting some

611
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:02.200
of those views.

612
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:04.960
What do your lesbian friends think about that?

613
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:06.079
They watch it with me?

614
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:09.639
Well, then that's the problem right there. Okay, you want

615
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:12.679
to sit there and spin out, But yet you're gonna

616
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:13.480
support them.

617
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:17.159
They like the family values, like how they come to

618
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:20.400
value unit as a family. Like I said, I don't

619
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.800
condone a lot of things that they say. Doesn't mean

620
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.920
that they don't put on a good show, and it

621
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:29.199
doesn't mean that I don't like seeing old fashioned family values.

622
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:31.920
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute. Okay,

623
00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:35.840
so you're saying that it's okay to have old fashioned

624
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:39.639
family values. No, I'm not saying against gay people.

625
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:41.920
No, that's not what I'm saying at all. It's just

626
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:45.360
nice to see a family come.

627
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:46.000
Together like that.

628
00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:46.840
Okay.

629
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:49.119
So it's nice to see a family come together to

630
00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:49.800
hate people.

631
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.719
No, that's not all.

632
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:57.840
But they have good family values. Ago, they stick together

633
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:00.599
as one, they have each other. There's back.

634
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:04.920
Let me get this straight. They sit around and we

635
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:09.280
got each other back, and didn't we could go out

636
00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:11.920
and have each other back as we do this gay

637
00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:16.599
bashing today. We got they did, we got some family values. Rebel,

638
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:17.840
that's not.

639
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:20.960
What they did. Okay, let's hear what entitled to their opinions.

640
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:25.360
Okay, Peanut, we didn't formally introduce you, but the resident

641
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:31.280
homophobe racist of the show. Let's hear what Rebel has

642
00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:34.280
to say about Duck Dynasty. Let's hear it, Rebel, I

643
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:39.800
don't follow them, but why not you follow every other racist?

644
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:44.760
Why not you follow every other racist? You're in Louisiana.

645
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:49.519
You sleep, you sleep with a Confederate flag and you

646
00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:51.239
have sex with the KKK.

647
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:52.559
I do not.

648
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:55.199
She's just a proud stuff.

649
00:35:56.599 --> 00:35:59.679
It's been going on for years. While a proud Southerner

650
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:01.079
has sex with the KKK.

651
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:05.360
I do not have sex with the KKK. Nobody knows

652
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:08.880
now because kkks are in suits they disguised as those

653
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:09.519
they don't want to know.

654
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:13.039
Actually that issue. I do not have sex with anyone

655
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:17.119
knowledge anyone that I acknowledge that.

656
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:20.079
Is in a KKK. Okay, So wait a minute, let

657
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:20.880
me get this straight.

658
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:24.400
Have you ever had any kind of sexual relations with

659
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:27.719
somebody that was in the KKK? That kidding did have.

660
00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:30.599
Oral sex with someone that was a member of the KKK,

661
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:33.280
but after I found out, I no longer did.

662
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:37.960
Okay, So that was the first time soel ever admitted it.

663
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:40.360
Did not know to sound did you know during.

664
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:43.480
No, wasn't. Actually that's when he kind of broke the

665
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:46.599
news and I was like, what what? Oh, excuse me?

666
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:46.760
What?

667
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:47.159
No?

668
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:48.719
What, We're stopping this right now?

669
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:51.400
What was your first clue? Was it the little white

670
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:57.519
cap on his penis? I'm a lesbian, Okay, so on

671
00:36:57.599 --> 00:36:59.760
a level train you can hear me, right, rebel?

672
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:02.440
Oh my god, I can I am.

673
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:03.880
You know what I am.

674
00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:09.880
We got to think of that, but I just have

675
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:14.199
to say who I am. I am part of a group.

676
00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:19.519
It's called Collective Lesbians in Training CLIP.

677
00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:28.840
Yeah.

678
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:33.559
See we were talking about this the other day. One

679
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:34.960
you should call clip.

680
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:38.000
And what is your new plasson?

681
00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:44.480
I gave Facebook that dope Collective Lesbians in Training.

682
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:45.760
You got clip and dope.

683
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:49.400
It's a new cult. I'm gonna make it a cult.

684
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:53.159
I'm like the leader of the bad. Yeah, I'm the

685
00:37:53.239 --> 00:38:01.000
head of the I'm the head of clip. Oh my god,

686
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:04.599
laugh laughs or what's making me laugh?

687
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.239
Laughters? I am the head of click.

688
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:10.280
I like how that sounds.

689
00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:15.519
Oh my god, So you took the head office in.

690
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:19.920
Clinton Rebelton's drawers Lesbians in Training?

691
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:23.280
That is great. Did she get a drawer so that

692
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:25.880
we're like a Facebook group and.

693
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:31.199
See how they followers? We get oh my god, group

694
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:36.920
a close open source yet so one you wouldn't understand

695
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:37.559
that part.

696
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:40.119
There used to be this.

697
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:45.880
That was like when my website they're online dating lesbians

698
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:50.280
in training with people with open stores. It was a joke.

699
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.360
It was an onion. It was an onion joke.

700
00:38:53.800 --> 00:39:04.280
Okay, Lesbians in Training click Okay, so you know, you

701
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:06.760
know how they they have that show to orange is

702
00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.519
the new black, and you know how they always, you know,

703
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:12.920
say the black is the new pink or whatever they say.

704
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.280
Okay, so now here's the here's where her kiss arms

705
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:17.000
the butt?

706
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:18.119
The butt? Butt?

707
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:20.079
Butt is the new vagina?

708
00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:22.840
No, no, no, no, we're not even going to go there.

709
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:26.639
Yes, yes, do you mean the butt hoole? Yes, the butthole.

710
00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:28.400
I wouldn't say it's a new vagina.

711
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:28.679
No.

712
00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:31.239
Have you ever had anybody want to lick your buttony

713
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:34.599
the whole doctor to come on and confirm you rolled

714
00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:34.920
it out?

715
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:38.760
I would say, it's well like an old one. But okay,

716
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:40.480
has not rolled out?

717
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:41.960
How about you, rebel?

718
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:44.719
No, it's never been done. Did I roll it out?

719
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:45.039
No?

720
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:47.519
But I think I might because I wouldn't want to

721
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:50.239
kiss the person after. But then again maybe because I mean.

722
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:54.480
Well, you set rules, Okay, you set rules ahead of time.

723
00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:58.039
All kissing must be done prior to butt licking.

724
00:39:58.599 --> 00:39:58.800
Yeah.

725
00:39:58.840 --> 00:40:01.599
I don't want to taste my on crap. That's disgusting.

726
00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:06.519
This is the Adventures of pipe Man Monday through Friday

727
00:40:06.719 --> 00:40:09.440
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729
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:19.880
I would definitely say morning coffee here on the adventure

730
00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:25.079
we can't pipe man on w my radio today. Let's

731
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:28.559
see you guy gets that part where I talk about

732
00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:33.400
Canada to Okay, because I made a prediction in twenty

733
00:40:33.719 --> 00:40:38.840
sixteen of what was going to happen here in twenty

734
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:42.960
twenty five to Canada. So let's see if it's coming out.

735
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:43.320
I don't know.

736
00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:50.280
It's somewhere in here. We can't even fast forward. It's

737
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:52.960
not Probably should have cut that. We should have probably

738
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:58.280
just cut that. One world, one people, many resources. It's

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744
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That it's time for our positively Pipeman segment here on

745
00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:26.760
the Adventures of my Radio. And I want to share

746
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:30.400
with you a quote from one of my favorite books

747
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:33.840
of all time. This is my mantra in life. I

748
00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:37.960
love it so much that it was even included in

749
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:42.440
my book. Who said life doesn't come with an owner's

750
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:46.760
manual and picture quote coming out of the book called

751
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:53.840
The Greatest Salesman in the World by Ogmandino. Now, I

752
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.599
want everybody to know, all you listeners, if you're saying, well,

753
00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:59.719
I'm not a salesperson, this doesn't pertain to me. This

754
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:04.239
isn't about sales. This is about a mindset, a belief system,

755
00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:08.239
a way of life. If you think this way, you

756
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:11.440
will think as if. And if you think as if,

757
00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:14.199
you will get everything you want out of life. And

758
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:17.480
it goes like this, I will persist until I succeed.

759
00:42:18.039 --> 00:42:21.480
I was not delivered unto this world in defeat, nor

760
00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:24.719
does failure course in my veins. I am not a

761
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:27.960
sheep waiting to be prodded by my shepherd. I am

762
00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:31.480
a lion, and I refuse to talk, to walk, to

763
00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:34.639
sleep with the sheep. I will hear not those who

764
00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:39.079
weep and complain for their disease is contagious. Let them

765
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:42.440
join the sheep. The slaughter house of failure is not

766
00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:48.000
my destiny. I will persist until I succeed. That part

767
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:52.920
should played everywhere politically, pipe man, Oh, here it is here,

768
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:56.559
it is here, it is right. It's the political second production.

769
00:42:56.639 --> 00:43:00.760
The Adventures of Pipe Man. You that know me know

770
00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:04.239
I am both a liberal and a conservative. I don't

771
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:07.679
believe in labels. I don't believe in sides. I believe

772
00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:13.159
that you should really evaluate all sides of the scale.

773
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:17.719
And with that, I have some things to talk about.

774
00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:21.559
We are so divided right now. Everybody has to take

775
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:22.159
a side.

776
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:23.880
Every side is.

777
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:27.360
My god, it hasn't changed since two thousands of the day.

778
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:33.519
We are not Democrats, we are not Republicans. We are Americans,

779
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.800
and this is the United States of America. Instead of

780
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:42.519
picking a side, Instead of doing that, he said, she said,

781
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:45.920
why don't you just vote with your heart? And if

782
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:49.199
you're gonna vote with your heart, why not vote for

783
00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:53.440
the person you really love. Vote type Man for Pres

784
00:43:56.599 --> 00:43:59.280
is Phil Clinton. I'll listen to W four cy. Oh

785
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:03.159
my god, I can't believe not have that is so

786
00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:10.039
relevant nine years later. Bring back the good old days,

787
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:14.519
and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote

788
00:44:14.599 --> 00:44:18.920
Pipeman for Pres. At Disney. We'll have to update that

789
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:20.559
commercials dat bust.

790
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:32.760
Can shine missed it there? It's somewhere here. It's not disturbed.

791
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.519
Let's see, is it?

792
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:45.679
This?

793
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:52.639
The adventure continues here on the Adventures pipe Man W

794
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:56.599
four C Y Radio simulcast K for HD Radio. Remember

795
00:44:56.679 --> 00:45:00.679
to follow the pipemin everywhere on all social media. Wherever

796
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:03.199
there's social media, there's pipe Man Radio.

797
00:45:04.039 --> 00:45:04.519
Follow me.

798
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:07.559
What Like I said before, God help us.

799
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:10.000
All, God help us all. And we just had some

800
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:13.159
spiritual readings here on the show. And what a great segue,

801
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:17.800
Captain Nutster, the darkness showing us the light that was disturbed.

802
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:21.480
They're gonna be appearing at some of the festivals on

803
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:25.440
the pipe Man Radio tour coming up, and what a

804
00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:28.920
segue we're gonna have because we're going from spirit to sex.

805
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.280
And you know, in the break, I had to kind

806
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:35.400
of do some research on my multiple orgasms.

807
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:37.000
Then we're gonna.

808
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:39.199
Talk about that a little bit too. I had to

809
00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:41.400
do some like actual I had to go to the

810
00:45:41.480 --> 00:45:45.960
lab and do a science experiment on it. And then yeah,

811
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:50.840
so yes, Captain Nuts is it okay? Is it well?

812
00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:52.039
I don't know.

813
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:54.239
I think I'm gonna need some help from the next

814
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:57.159
guest to tell you the truth. But before we get

815
00:45:57.199 --> 00:45:59.559
to the next guest, I have a little segue into that.

816
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:02.719
Because everybody knows that listens to the Adventures of pipe

817
00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:05.639
Man that we have a special offer that the pipe

818
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:09.599
Man has that it will also help you with multiple orgasms.

819
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:14.400
Oh my god, Rebel, these people are nuts. And I

820
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.639
don't mean people, I mean women. They are absolutely nuts.

821
00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:22.199
And you know what I mean, because they are such stalkers.

822
00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:26.320
I have designed a new bed and breakfast. This bed

823
00:46:26.360 --> 00:46:30.760
and breakfast is where you, my listeners, female listeners that is,

824
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:35.760
can come to the pipe specific service the pipe Man

825
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:41.320
all night long, serve me breakfast, and then leave. It's

826
00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:44.760
the pipe Man group on normally one hundred and ninety

827
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:47.880
nine dollars per night. Special offer for you now. I

828
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:51.280
don't think we had the commercial nine dollars. That's right, ladies,

829
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:59.000
get your pipe Man beginning now. Okay, so real quick,

830
00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:01.880
because we're right at time. Did you hear the latest

831
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:02.320
with Trump?

832
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:02.679
Here it is?

833
00:47:03.719 --> 00:47:05.719
I think I was watching the Chelsea Lately Show on

834
00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:07.679
Netflix and I might have heard something about it. Is

835
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:08.840
it about Trump University?

836
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:09.360
No?

837
00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:13.039
This is a report on the pipe Main Facebook.

838
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:14.880
It's the only place you can find it.

839
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:20.880
Okay, okay, And basically I got insider information that Donald

840
00:47:21.079 --> 00:47:23.320
Trump has now threatened Canada.

841
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:27.000
Oh my god, what an idiot? Like, what do we

842
00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:30.719
have enough enemies. Guy, how about you shut your flipping mouth.

843
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:32.760
He's an equal opportunity basher.

844
00:47:33.119 --> 00:47:34.039
No, but I mean.

845
00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:37.880
I don't say I disagree with him. Here's the problem.

846
00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:41.639
All these Americans keep saying if he's elected that they're

847
00:47:41.719 --> 00:47:44.719
going to move to Canada. So what he did was,

848
00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:47.519
you know, he's trying to stop immigration, but he doesn't

849
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:50.079
want people to leave either, you know, because if we

850
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:53.079
don't have anybody here, how does it helped the economy? Absolutely?

851
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:57.320
He threatened Canada and said if they allow any of

852
00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:00.639
the fleeing Americans in and give you and give them

853
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:04.519
refugee status or whatever, that he will send a nuke

854
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:05.000
over there.

855
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:10.159
Oh my sweet baby Jesus. I mean, like I said,

856
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:12.320
I agree on some of the things that Trump says,

857
00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:15.559
Like you know, he doesn't have bad views, but he

858
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:18.280
definitely is not going about it the correct way.

859
00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:21.800
Well, let me ask you a question, Pina, Yes, sir, Okay,

860
00:48:21.920 --> 00:48:25.760
So the reason I posted this on Facebook is because

861
00:48:26.079 --> 00:48:29.400
when people post stuff on Facebook, they don't even check.

862
00:48:29.480 --> 00:48:33.199
They just run with it, argue with each other and

863
00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:38.000
think it's all true. God exactly. Okay, So here's the thing.

864
00:48:39.039 --> 00:48:42.079
Did you not did it not fill into you that

865
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:44.320
I said the only place you could find this news

866
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:46.480
was on my Facebook, which.

867
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:47.480
Means it's only a pipe.

868
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:51.519
Man, it's a lie, I know, but you fell right

869
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:55.960
into it. That's the problem today. That's the pipe pes

870
00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:59.440
The pipe peve is you can say anything about anybody

871
00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:02.880
given time, put it on social media and people think

872
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:03.480
it's true.

873
00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:05.679
Okay, well I can I just think it was true.

874
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:08.000
I wasn't registering that you could only find it on

875
00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:10.480
the pipemin But it's still it doesn't say as you're

876
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:10.920
an idiot.

877
00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:13.239
Well sometimes do we call it pipaganda?

878
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:16.679
Yeah, but in the same in the same it's still

879
00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:18.800
like what he says, I do agree on that.

880
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:21.920
You know what, I have a request for you. Absolutely,

881
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.159
Can you get a tall glass of shut the hell up?

882
00:49:24.159 --> 00:49:25.280
Because we got to end the show.

883
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:28.199
Oh crap, are we having problems with the internet?

884
00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:28.559
Rebel?

885
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:30.599
Can you call Comcast for us?

886
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:30.920
Please?

887
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:33.320
Oh yeah, let me get on that bunny thig. I

888
00:49:33.440 --> 00:49:36.400
did call Comcast. Well you could set it up. I

889
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:37.239
had a problem.

890
00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:44.559
I have appointment for you. We would definitely like you

891
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:47.440
to come on over to the office and take care

892
00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:49.960
of business. Why don't you I'm sorry.

893
00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:50.840
Ma'm NAI's old book.

894
00:49:50.960 --> 00:49:52.559
We will have to come next month.

895
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.639
Can I please have your account number to schedule the appointment?

896
00:49:55.800 --> 00:50:00.519
Oh definitely, it's nine to nine six six six. Fight.

897
00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:11.599
Hey, let me repeat, I did not know what you mean. Okay, so,

898
00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:16.079
and can you tell me who your second grade teacher was?

899
00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:18.719
For verification please, mister Horny.

900
00:50:18.599 --> 00:50:22.800
Sorry that information is interacted, Please provide the correct information.

901
00:50:23.440 --> 00:50:26.199
Listen to the Adventures of pipe Man Monday through Friday

902
00:50:26.440 --> 00:50:29.400
on West Palm Beaches number one Internet radio station at

903
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.320
w fourcy dot com.

904
00:50:33.679 --> 00:50:35.800
Listener discretion advised.

905
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:41.320
Okay, ed, okay, because that's just the outro. But what

906
00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:43.400
we have to do right now because we're out of time.

907
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:47.719
But this is so apropos Because of this, this is

908
00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:50.280
why man about the prediction I was talking about in

909
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:54.320
twenty sixteen, and then we had this hockey game and

910
00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:56.639
Canada one, and oh my god, they would have been

911
00:50:56.760 --> 00:51:01.320
devastated if they lost, because that's all they have in

912
00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:05.039
Canada is hockey, hockey and Rush and Russia's already gone

913
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:06.880
now they wouldn't have hockey either.

914
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:08.760
But check this out.

915
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:11.159
He looks forward to watching the game tonight, and we

916
00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:13.719
look forward to the United States speeding our soon to

917
00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:15.039
be fifty first state Canada?

918
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:18.920
Does President Trump call of bet with Prude all about

919
00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:21.239
this USA Canada hockey game tonight?

920
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:22.960
And when there is a big.

921
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:29.079
Hockey game on President watching four goals or four probably both.

922
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:31.880
I think he's watching for the United States to win tonight.

923
00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:35.599
I know he talked to the USA hockey team this morning.

924
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:38.480
He talked to the players after their morning practice around

925
00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:41.519
ten o'clock. And I also spoke to some folks from

926
00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:45.400
that team after they were jubilant over President Trump's comments.

927
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:45.800
Team.

928
00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:47.719
I believe they're going to put out a video of

929
00:51:47.880 --> 00:51:50.440
that call. So he looks forward to watching the game tonight,

930
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.880
and we look forward to the United States speeding our

931
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.519
soon to be fifty first state Canada.

932
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:01.480
Okay, there's my final what the fuck for? What the

933
00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:04.920
fuck Wednesday? Because like, what the fuck? Why would you

934
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:05.440
say that?

935
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:06.599
It's not funny?

936
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:09.719
Okay, it would be funny if pipe man said it,

937
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:14.079
but the White House Press Secretary saying that that's like

938
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:18.480
a child in first grade saying you have cooties.

939
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:23.079
I mean, in no fairness, she is pretty young, you know,

940
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:26.119
so of course her sense of humor is going.

941
00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:28.719
To be different. I mean, I would bang her but yeah,

942
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:29.159
I think.

943
00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:35.119
She's just why she's twenty eight that perfect. Yeah, and

944
00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:38.639
that's partly the reason why she became the press secretary,

945
00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:47.119
you know. Yeah, I mean like, would you say that one, well,

946
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:48.519
that she's attractive and bangable?

947
00:52:48.599 --> 00:52:50.599
Yeah, well that too.

948
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:51.000
Yeah.

949
00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:52.960
Would you get up there and if you were the

950
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:54.320
press secretary and say that?

951
00:52:54.840 --> 00:52:55.239
I would not?

952
00:52:56.079 --> 00:52:57.199
Yeah? What the fuck?

953
00:52:57.719 --> 00:53:00.159
All right, that's enough. What the fuck's for today is

954
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:02.880
I'm about up to hear and what the fucks?

955
00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:03.320
Okay?

956
00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:08.480
And yes, okay, one final thing and then and then

957
00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:11.039
we're gonna say roll it one. But everybody make sure

958
00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:14.639
reach out to me pipe Man, radio and all socials.

959
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:19.719
You can win tickets to Outer Than Life. And so

960
00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:24.760
here's what you gotta do. Do you know who was

961
00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:28.079
doing the voice for the comcast person? Or was that

962
00:53:28.199 --> 00:53:28.800
a real call?

963
00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:32.480
One?

964
00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:34.360
That's the questions for you.

965
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:34.760
One.

966
00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:38.320
I'm gonna go ahead and say it's a real call.

967
00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:43.199
I'm gonna say what I said to d.

968
00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:48.480
I'm gonna please don't take offense like now in twenty

969
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:50.800
twenty five, I have to say don't take offense before

970
00:53:50.840 --> 00:53:52.599
I say this, You're an idiot.

971
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:00.760
We'll let everybody wonder about that.

972
00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:05.559
Why don't you just write me on social media, Pipemin Radio,

973
00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:10.079
tell me whose voice did the comcast call, and you

974
00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:13.039
will be earned to win lard in Life tickets. This

975
00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:14.920
is gonna be badass. You're not gonna want to miss

976
00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:18.239
it up. We have somebody that revealed a response in

977
00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:22.159
the comments. Okay, that's it, and the show it roll

978
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:24.719
it one before anybody else sees that. Thanks for listening.

979
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:36.719
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin. I'm

980
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:39.920
w for c u I Radio.