WTF is with People in 2025 & Pipeman’s 2016 WTF Canada Takeover Prediction

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0:48 Why kind of America. It's time for the Adventures. You'll fight Man, I'll go before see White. I com list Ponkings's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, fight Man. Know what the fuck it's Wednesday? What the fuck Wednesday on the Adventures Pipe Man W four c Y Radio. And what the fuck? We got some pipe nuts here. Let's bring on the swamp nut in the studio. Nut? What the fuck is wrong with you? Swamp nut? Nothing? Why are you trying to prove to the world that aliens do exist on Earth? Is that what your purpose is here? Absolutely? I'm here to bring a kiss.

1:31 The hell is that kissing? Where is it a camel? That doesn't look like a kiss. It looks more like an alien. Is that your butt plug? It's a it's an alien, probe Hershey. That's your that's it's not Hershey's it's pink. It's a butt plug, it says, yeah, that's how pink. And it looks like it's made out of silicone. Yeah, you people again with your education system here. Okay, somebody took advantage of your education system by try and convince you that was a kiss, a chocolate kiss. The fact it is a butt plug.

2:17 It is not. Oh my god, okay, I bet you you should try this right now. I bet you if you put it in there, I'm gonna and tested it. It would fit perfectly. In fact, you could probably use that as your earbuds for the show, since you talk out your ass. It is a kiss, just like this one. A kiss. It came in a box. It even says, Hershey, squishes kisses. Was that a gift for somebody plugging your butt? First of all, that's an exit only, darling, and that's not you. Know, did you come free with a purchase from the adult store?

3:01 No? And okay, Yeah, what's that all about? All over there? You must have done something, did you like, did you like peg some guy or something? I peg some guy? No, that is not rebel. I did not peg you for that kind of girl. Right, because it ain't. No, indeed, no, I'm not. We're gonna call her pegger nut, her pegger nut from now on. No, And for you guys, marty girl, what the fuck is that?

3:44 An anal dilator? For man? It is not aty. I thought I thought it was like a you know, it was like a vagina ring, you know how a cockering is, But cockering would be much smaller than that. This it's a vagina ring for women who have had children already. This is a favored MARTI growthrough this year. I got one. I I think it's a I think it's a trick diaphragm for if somebody wants to get pregnant but they don't want the other person to know. They pretend like it's the diaphragm, but it's got a hole in it. No, how many times have you poked a hole in somebody's condom before they pegged you?

4:29 No, why in the world would anybody want to do that? There are people that do that. It's called a trap. It's why. It's what the fuck Wednesday? So we could talk about stuff like that. You know what else is what the fuck? Okay, what the fuck is with people? I just don't understand. Can you give me a story that has happened to you in the past two days that you just say what the fuck? Let's hear it from both of you. One first, No, ladies first, Oh of course. Well okay, So on the fact, all right too, When you're in an open relationship uh huh, and you ghost people uh huh or lie about things, why would you do that you're in an open relationship.

5:19 Because no matter how open you think it is, people are humans. They have feelings and it affects them, even if they say they don't. Or maybe they agree to an open relationship but that's not what they really want, but they know that's all they can get. How about those as just two reasons? Well okay, so ghosting one. Ghost seems just added a question disrespectful period to anybody at any time, no matter what they do, there's never a good excuse to got somebody unless unless you die. Excuse Well, I'm a feeling, you know, somebody should you should have something in place to tell someone that this is going to be happening.

6:03 I mean, it is a big thing pet peeve of mine. It's also hanging up is a big peeve of mine. Like, I don't care how hot angry you are, how much you fight. I'm a firm believer that when you're on the phone with somebody, you do not just hang up on them as like. Rude as what the fuck agreed? So back to your scenario, swamp nut, does that kind of explain things to you? Or are you still confused? No? I wasn't confused. I just don't understand why do it? Well? Now is that what I said to you? Would that be an understanding reason of why to do it?

6:45 There's no reasonable reason to do it? So no, what about you? That might be someone's excuse, but not reason. Without you, Studio nut, what do you think about whether she said are you paying tension? Well, the open relationship thing is more so like the relationship was so open that they left you on open. You know, they just left you on red. That's fine, that's how open the relationship was. See before before swamp Nutt taught me what an open relationship was. I just thought it meant she kept her legs open until the guy was ready, like just basically all day twenty four to seven.

7:26 No, no, but that sounds better. Well technically, technically, if you if you examine what you're saying, literally, that's exactly what it would mean. Yep. Oh do you have a sign that says bridges closed? How do they know? You know the relationship? How they know when it's closed? When you free do your contract and it was a relationship. I mean, I'm just not I could never do an open relationship, Okay, because.

8:07 What's the difference between relationships and dating other people? Whoa dating many people? There? You go, well, I don't think i'd want to be with somebody dating many people either, like my junkle fall off. Yeah, I know, the risk is too high. It's gross. It's kind of gross. Yeah. STDs are like what one in every flour people. That's just that's just for herpes okay, depending on which one. But it's kind of like almost the same for almost everything. It's the risk is just too big. Well is the risk big? If you're at Disney, though, that's what I want in that?

8:48 Oh, you're paying for a premium so you know, they they they healthy lower that. Risk if they weren't listening yesterday. They don't know about this yet, okay, but we'll play it for him in a few minutes. But there's something going on having to do with sex and Disney. You're gonna have to wait and watch this. It's gonna be amazing. But but but first of all, oh my god, right before the show, I love Ed's Right before the show, right before the show, we had a major announcement. And now the pipe Man, Oh my god. It makes decisions so much harder because if you've heard before, you know on the Pipe Man radio tour there were some switch ups this year, okay. And so Bourban Beyond is before Louder than Life, okay, in the week before in Louisville, Kentucky.

9:42 I keep trying to say it, right. I think I'm saying it right now, but probably not like because I grew up with Louisville. But I have to learn how to put that invisible l into the word. Okay. But the thing is, I love Bourban Beyond and I used to cover it all the time. But then there was riot Fest that was at the same time as Bourbon Beyond, and there would always be this like really big name like the Original Misfits or like Slayer, and I'd be like, oh, well, I'm going to cover riot Fest. Plus it's good a little diversity different festivals. So this year, when they came out for the lineup for Bourbon and Beyond, I was like, damn, this year, I really got to make a decision. I don't even know what the lineup is yet for Riotfest? What am I gonna do? And you know, if you put questions out there in the universe the proper way, you will get the answer. And so I got the answer because literally literally like an out with it an hour after me saying that, and that it came out that louder than life. I mean that Bourbon On and riot Fest we're not going to be on the same weekend this year, like first time I even know of. However, However, this is how where I always say God has a sense of humor and

11:14 say what the fuck at the same time, because Okay, when you ask for things, whether it's the universe, whether it's prayers, whether it's just asking yourself or asking somebody else, you have to be very specific and clear on your request. You could tell another human being something you want, and they could hear something different based on what you say, so you have to be very very specific. So obviously I was not specific. Obviously God has a sense of humor, because they moved riot Fest to the same weekend as loud As.

11:57 What the fuck? And not only that they already announced this before, but Slayer, who was supposed to play Atlaer in Life last year, got canceled because of weather because of hurricanes and tornadoes. Like, I'm sorry, what a perfect time to play Rain and Blood, but when there's a tornado and hurricane going on. But I guess it wasn't safe for anybody, so I guess they made the right move. I'm just like I would have liked to been there. You know, if you live by the sword, you gotta die by the sword. Also a Slayer reference. But so now Slayer was nice enough because they didn't have to come back and play. They're coming back and they're playing this year at Ladder in Life since they didn't get to play last year. So I got super super excited about that. Then I found out riot Fest and there's been some hints of lineups at riot Fest, and again I'm saying what the fuck because it's going to be a very, very difficult decision.

13:05 And there's been some hints about Louder Than Life's line up until today, right before the show one, show them what they've won. Louder Than Life, America's loudest festival, returns to Louisville this September with Slayer. Deeptoes are being sevenfold. Bring Me the Horizon plus Zogn, Suicide Boys, sad Omens from Zombie, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Eavan, Essence, knocka Loose, Three Days, Grace, Lamb of God, and so many more. Louder Dad and Live September eighteen through twenty first in Louisville, Kentucky.

13:46 Passes are on sale now at Louder than Live Festival dot com. Oh my god, I mean, like, seriously like the rest of the lineup. Two are some of my most favorite bands. Do you know what they are? Rebel? Did you make a decision? But I don't know the riot Fest lineup yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm decided because listen, it's slatter, Okay, So that decides it right there? Bring Me to Horizons. In my top five, Exodus is one of my favorite old time ever bands. They'll be at Lower in Life. Testament is one of my old time favorite bands. They'll be at let all my favorite thrash metal bands will be their Municipal Waste, Oh my god. To line up, there's an endless amount of names. You're gonna have to go to lotteranlife dot com check out and line up.

14:38 Follow them on Facebook, follow them on Instagram. Get your tickets. Okay, I'm telling you right now, and uh oh say it isn't. So we're giving away tickets to Louder than Life. So dm me at pipe Man Radio to enter to win, you can You probably have to answer a question and every question might be different, so you can't cheat. But it's going to be a lot of fun and frickin Later in Life. I think it's going to be the best festival the whole year. I don't know yet. It's like such a great year in twenty twenty five for the pipe Man Radio Tour, I can't even believe it.

15:20 And added to the Pipemin Radio Tour is a new feature traction. Get. We are bundling a package now okay where you can get the Pipemin group on and. This couples can now make love inside Disney World. Disney has just added love nests to the Magic Kingdom. For only two hundred dollars an hour, you can rent out one of these exclusive private rooms where couples can make love with a view of Cinderella Castle. There is a maximum limit of six people per nest. However, if you want to have more than six people with you, you must pay an extra fifty dollars per person in order to maintain your privacy. There is a double sided mirror which allows you to see Cinderella Castle and the rest of the Magic Kingdom doesn't allow anyone else to see inside.

16:02 This is important for the people in the room making love as well as the people walking around Disney World, especially since there are so many kids. Naturally, Disney chose Valentine's date to launch these brand new love nests. However, not everyone is in love with this idea. In fact, many parents think that it's gross that Disney would allow these rooms inside their park. This, of course, is because it's a park for families. Meanwhile, proponents of this say that it's about time Disney allows people to make love inside. Their theme parks. Disney Adults Field before Disney was violating their First Amendment rights. For more on these love nests, click the link in our bio or vision mousetrap News dot Com. Okay, so here, Okay, no, so now bundle it with the PIPEMIN group on children not include. You know how they say, like batteries not include children not included? Okay, but no, seriously, that's I don't know. Why does it have to be brought to Disney? Okay, Like can't it just be left at the sex clubs?

17:05 What? Or at the comment? The thing is like they're also encouraging orgies because they sit up to six people. If you want more than six people, you have to pay an extra fifty per person. But I mean six people, that's a lot of action. I mean, can you really handle more than six people? I mean there's not even six entry or exit points. I don't even have a sixth sense. Well, see what about you, rebel? What do you think would you? I think, oh, she would take all six people. There's no, oh god no, there's no time for six people in a room for an hour. There's I mean no, what if you're just all doing it separately?

17:47 Yeah, you would get. A three couples. Well, see what happens is, Okay, you have to go on this school trip and you're the chaperones. Okay, so the only thing that makes the trip worthwhile is that you get to do it. But there's not enough time where you can do all do it separately. So you all that's the only thing. That makes the trip worthwhile. Then you're going on the wrong trip. I'm just saying, you did choose. You know that the child chose. You're the child chose. You are forced to tag along.

18:27 No though you know what I do love. I did love about being parent and do love about being grandparent. It gives me the great excuse to go to places like that without looking like a creeper. And that's what's and that is what's creepy about having a sex room by the hour at Disney, Okay because to me, to me. Like I don't we have we have Charles here who says need at least three hours? Well that that then you're going to pay for we have Okay. See, if you have six people, you guys can split the check, you know, like you guys can all pitch in. Also, if you only want if you only have one hour with six people. Then you pair off twenty minutes per pair.

19:12 You can do it, you know, you're on a time crunch. I wonder if it's all about scheduling. I wonder if it's an option that you know, you can also purchase from Disney ecstasy before going into the room. Okay, here's my question, right. You know how like in the rides, when you're going like towards the end, they take a picture. Yeah, oh yeah, they do that with this too, like take a picture before you lit the room, and then you see it on the screen and then they sell it to you. Yeah, exactly. Might throw in a video package as well. And if you don't buy, it's in their next commercial on the Super Bowl. Yeah.

19:54 Oh man, So I mean it's a close it's a it's a close room, you know because after the Superbot you got to Disney. Disney, how are we going the hell? Because we're talking about it. If you heard the whole thing too. Okay, if you're having sex at Disney where you can see the children out there that you left all alone in the park, and you're like you're like doing your wife while watching your children to make sure that they're safe. Hello, I think that might be more of the problem. I'm just saying. I can't believe they three children in there. I can't believe they threw the First Amendment thing in there. I just don't understand how this could even be real.

20:40 For real. Well there, I think there's going to be an executive order. This is what I'm gonna do. If you like me, President pipe Man for President twenty twenty eight, I will do an executive order to make sex and Disney mandatory amatory, and it will be will replace the First Amendment, and that will now be the first Amendment free of speech. Now let us go more in depth. Is this people like Disney or with the characters? Well, that's a whole nother story. If you're a furry, you can pay extra for the characters. Don't have to be a furry to pay for the characters. Stop doing Okay, here's my next question. If you're not a furry because you just pay a regular price.

21:27 To have sex with one of the characters, are you one of the princess? Says yeah, I mean you're only sending tinker Bell. Yeah, Well, you know, have you seen seen. Therilla worth bagging? I think I like sleeping Beauty more though. No, no, that's a little so creepy for me. You know, I'm meant to the brunettes, not because she's sleeping, but it would be kind of cool to wake her up though sleep was a blonde. Okay, So, but I was just watching a show like literally last night, where somebody was doing exactly what you would see in Sleeping Beauty, just giving a kiss to wake her up, and she slapped him up side the head something fierce. So if you go to watch these movies like Sleeping Beauty, please please teach your children to not go and just go to random women and that are sleeping and kiss them. Okay, I mean, please tell them that it sounds right thing to do.

22:41 It sounds innocent, But when you really think. About it, Sleeping Beauty got real feed, right, she got real feed, and only true Love's kids could wake her up. So that means a bunch of people kissed her without her. Consent because she wasn't conscious enough to give consent until the right person came along and woke her up. Telling you that, that's what I'm saying, Like these Disney things are evil and now it's just proved it by putting sex in the actual physical parts parks instead of rape in the movies. Now, what they did was they just added the adult version of Disney to Disney. I mean, you know, in all fairness, people have been having sex in the rights for as long as Disney has been opened, So now they're trying to make it a little bit more private.

23:24 Small World is a great place to have sex because it's such a long ride. You have playing time. There's six roads of seats that hold four people. But when the park's empty, it's just you and the person you've never done it, rebel not or. If it's just you and the other person in all the way to the back. I was like sixteen years old a Disneyland and yeah, it's a Small World. You know, it's pre great world. What a great ride, you know what? You know those rides that have like the animatron nicks. Some people will actually get off the ride and then do their deed like behind the animatronics.

24:09 Yeah and listen. Okay, when you're sixteen years old, you don't need three hours. You need like three second. You need like three seconds. Okay, book service announcement, Please don't do that in public because you can get yourself on a list that you're on permanently, and it's not a good list. You want to speak about what the fuck? Okay, we're gonna speak about what the fuck, but we're going to talk about one of the subjects coming on Monivacial Monday. That's kind of a what the fuck subject too, Okay, because like, what is it? I was talking with somebody yesterday and it never dawned on me. Did you ever notice that women love serial killers? Like look at Charlie Manson's women. Look at the women from every single serial killer, the ones that were in their life, not the ones that got killed, the ones that were in their life.

25:05 Like these women like adored them. Don't don't go too far behind. Look at Luiji Mangioni. How many women are like fawning over him right now? Right see, like yeah, and it's happening right now, you know. Rebel, she fawns over all of them, so she can tell us. Why can you tell us why women love serial killers? Like that? Look at Dexter. Dexter gets all the women he wants, Okay, Like I want to be a serial killer, so I could get all. The women I want? Okay, Well, you have fun with that. I couldn't actually do it, but you know it sounds good.

25:47 But go ahead, tell us what tell us what the attraction is swamp that. Killers? Are you sure? Yeah? Are you sure? How do you know? There's a certain group of people that you used to do the deal. With so and you might be with people and not even know that they're a serial killer because if they're, if they're doing a deed with you in a different way, not in a serial killer way, they don't want. You to know they're a serial killer. And if you look, if you look at it too, right, like most of the people in prison that are murderers, it was because of a passion. Crime, right, And they're the ones that look like really really tough.

26:29 The ones that look but the serial killers all look very innocent, very like, oh you would never expect it from that guy, exactly. Yeah. All you have to do is look at all the documentaries, like, yeah, the serial killers except for like a Charlie, but even Charlie Manson, but most of the serial killers are like clean cut. They don't really stand out. You can't look at. They don't look like, they don't have tattoos, and they have a lot of charisma, a lot of charm. Yeah, they are the most charming people. I mean, what's his name? I can't believe I'm drawing a blank right now with the dark hair Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy was the charmer of all charmers, and women loved him.

27:16 Women used to show up to his court hearings just to see him, right knowing what he had done. Maybe he killed somebody they wanted to kill. He was killing. Okay, but that's kind of it's kind of a what the fuck Wednesday thing? But it's also it's something we're going to talk about about relationships on Monday, because I mean, what the fuck, Like, what you're teaching our children is let's aspire to become that because that's how you get all the women, and we need to change that narrative. Okay, why why do you women pick serial killers over us?

28:06 Look at Harley Quinn and the Joker like it's everywhere? Tell us why, rebel? I don't know why. I just I guess maybe you know, maybe because today is just tell a fairytale day. It's not tell a fairy tale. It's true, isn't it? Now? Come on that I didn't even know that. That's I have a coincidence that we're talking about sex at Disney and fairy tales on fairy Tale Day. Yeah, but sex at Disney would that be a fairy tale or a fetish? Wow, it's both, Yeah, because it's.

28:49 Or do you just leave it at a magical moment? Well, because you have the dream wedding at Disney and then the honeymoon. Now you have they've incline honeymoon now, So yeah, it's the fairy tale. It's the fairytale wedding. You get to have your wedding and then have your honeymoon sex right there in Disney while you watch the kids. Stop adding the kids to it. And I mean when you add kids, you. Know how much you know, you know how much anxiety and performance pressure that would put on me to be looking at all my guests for the wedding while I'm like trying to make the wedding official.

29:32 Well, that would bother just looking just looking at all the guests outside the. Way or look at her, look at her. She would be oh my god, this is the most amazing thing I've ever just. Look at the hair. That says, you're right, you're not into voyeurisms, while I'm not. No, Well, usually people that wear costumes and do role playing. It's kind of connected to voyeurism, just saying, do you own a pair of binoculars? No? Have you ever owned a pair of binoculars? Yes? Who hasn't? She seems to worries them. There you go. Do you own a pair of edible undies?

30:15 No? Yes, she does. That's what that means. You know what that means. Okay, kisses package, Rebel. We don't want to hear it because you know what it's time for. Okay, we're gonna go. Remember when you said a promise that we were going to talk about something and we were going to play an old clip and it's actually like a it's a it's like some pipeman out takes. Okay that we all put together. But we were talking about this, so let's watch, well we not watch. We got to listen to listen to this, okay, and we'll talk about it and we'll see how much you remember, Rebel of it and how we could comment it. Because there's something we were going to prove by this video or not video. It's on video, it's audio when we were just audio, and we're gonna prove it right now, Rebel. Okay, roll it one.

31:20 Commander. Yes, my lord, is this pipe it's. The galaxy and broadcasting. I want him. And yes, my lord, the dark Side cannot have a force this strong stand in his way as you wish, my Lord, I've got you now. By men, Hey, you lunt to censure. Crazy you.

32:02 Wake up America. It's time for the adventures. JOHNS. Boon Beach is number one Internet radio station, and here's your host. The Man. Wake up Human Race. Yes, I say human race because we're going to talk about the human race during. This show, during the pipe Peeves. But right now we have the Adventures of Pipe Man and I'm here with my pipe nuts right here on W four C Y are you ready and simulcast K four HD Radio and our first and major well Captain Pipe Nutt. Welcome, Captain Nutster. This is Captain Nutster reporting for duty, sir, Thank you, thank you. And then over there in the box out of our Louisiana studio. Although I hate admitting that because you know, I'm a Yankee and uh, I don't know what the heck we're doing in Louisiana, but we have our a resident there, the swamp nut Rebel Meddler.

33:05 Hey, everybody, what's happening? Say the same boy and next to me, where it was that I love a serial killer voice racist in times like this that we're experienced, that there's so much hate in racism. You dare wear that T shirt in this studio? How are they racist? How are waiting a minute? Okay, they adapted a black kid and everything and an Asian kid. They are. I don't think they're a duck dinisty shirt duck. She's asking how they could be racist. I've never heard anything racist about them? Are you like not a wake? There was a whole controversy about duck dinostasy.

33:48 It was against gay people. I mean, like, just okay, okay, so they're not racist, they only hate gay people. I don't listen. I can like something without supporting some of those views. What do your lesbian friends think about that? They watch it with me? Well, then that's the problem right there. Okay, you want to sit there and spin out, But yet you're gonna support them. They like the family values, like how they come to value unit as a family. Like I said, I don't condone a lot of things that they say. Doesn't mean that they don't put on a good show, and it doesn't mean that I don't like seeing old fashioned family values.

34:29 Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute. Okay, so you're saying that it's okay to have old fashioned family values. No, I'm not saying against gay people. No, that's not what I'm saying at all. It's just nice to see a family come. Together like that. Okay. So it's nice to see a family come together to hate people. No, that's not all. But they have good family values. Ago, they stick together as one, they have each other. There's back. Let me get this straight. They sit around and we got each other back, and didn't we could go out and have each other back as we do this gay bashing today. We got they did, we got some family values. Rebel, that's not.

35:17 What they did. Okay, let's hear what entitled to their opinions. Okay, Peanut, we didn't formally introduce you, but the resident homophobe racist of the show. Let's hear what Rebel has to say about Duck Dynasty. Let's hear it, Rebel, I don't follow them, but why not you follow every other racist? Why not you follow every other racist? You're in Louisiana. You sleep, you sleep with a Confederate flag and you have sex with the KKK. I do not. She's just a proud stuff. It's been going on for years. While a proud Southerner has sex with the KKK.

36:01 I do not have sex with the KKK. Nobody knows now because kkks are in suits they disguised as those they don't want to know. Actually that issue. I do not have sex with anyone knowledge anyone that I acknowledge that. Is in a KKK. Okay, So wait a minute, let me get this straight. Have you ever had any kind of sexual relations with somebody that was in the KKK? That kidding did have. Oral sex with someone that was a member of the KKK, but after I found out, I no longer did. Okay, So that was the first time soel ever admitted it. Did not know to sound did you know during. No, wasn't. Actually that's when he kind of broke the news and I was like, what what? Oh, excuse me?

36:46 What? No? What, We're stopping this right now? What was your first clue? Was it the little white cap on his penis? I'm a lesbian, Okay, so on a level train you can hear me, right, rebel? Oh my god, I can I am. You know what I am. We got to think of that, but I just have to say who I am. I am part of a group. It's called Collective Lesbians in Training CLIP.

37:28 Yeah. See we were talking about this the other day. One you should call clip. And what is your new plasson? I gave Facebook that dope Collective Lesbians in Training. You got clip and dope. It's a new cult. I'm gonna make it a cult. I'm like the leader of the bad. Yeah, I'm the head of the I'm the head of clip. Oh my god, laugh laughs or what's making me laugh? Laughters? I am the head of click.

38:09 I like how that sounds. Oh my god, So you took the head office in. Clinton Rebelton's drawers Lesbians in Training? That is great. Did she get a drawer so that we're like a Facebook group and. See how they followers? We get oh my god, group a close open source yet so one you wouldn't understand that part. There used to be this. That was like when my website they're online dating lesbians in training with people with open stores. It was a joke.

38:50 It was an onion. It was an onion joke. Okay, Lesbians in Training click Okay, so you know, you know how they they have that show to orange is the new black, and you know how they always, you know, say the black is the new pink or whatever they say. Okay, so now here's the here's where her kiss arms the butt? The butt? Butt? Butt is the new vagina? No, no, no, no, we're not even going to go there. Yes, yes, do you mean the butt hoole? Yes, the butthole. I wouldn't say it's a new vagina. No. Have you ever had anybody want to lick your buttony the whole doctor to come on and confirm you rolled it out?

39:36 I would say, it's well like an old one. But okay, has not rolled out? How about you, rebel? No, it's never been done. Did I roll it out? No? But I think I might because I wouldn't want to kiss the person after. But then again maybe because I mean. Well, you set rules, Okay, you set rules ahead of time. All kissing must be done prior to butt licking. Yeah. I don't want to taste my on crap. That's disgusting. This is the Adventures of pipe Man Monday through Friday on West Coom Each is number one Internet radio station at w fourhy dot com listener discretion advised. I would definitely say morning coffee here on the adventure we can't pipe man on w my radio today. Let's see you guy gets that part where I talk about Canada to Okay, because I made a prediction in twenty sixteen of what was going to happen here in twenty twenty five to Canada. So let's see if it's coming out.

40:43 I don't know. It's somewhere in here. We can't even fast forward. It's not Probably should have cut that. We should have probably just cut that. One world, one people, many resources. It's the Cancer Supporting metsor' at W four cs dot com, the newest addition to the entertainment network until there's a cure, supporting the whole patient, their caregivers and family ren SWAMP that helps W four cs dot com. We give full support to SWAMP. That it's time for our positively Pipeman segment here on the Adventures of my Radio. And I want to share with you a quote from one of my favorite books of all time. This is my mantra in life. I love it so much that it was even included in my book. Who said life doesn't come with an owner's manual and picture quote coming out of the book called The Greatest Salesman in the World by Ogmandino. Now, I want everybody to know, all you listeners, if you're saying, well, I'm not a salesperson, this doesn't pertain to me. This isn't about sales. This is about a mindset, a belief system, a way of life. If you think this way, you will think as if. And if you think as if, you will get everything you want out of life. And

42:14 it goes like this, I will persist until I succeed. I was not delivered unto this world in defeat, nor does failure course in my veins. I am not a sheep waiting to be prodded by my shepherd. I am a lion, and I refuse to talk, to walk, to sleep with the sheep. I will hear not those who weep and complain for their disease is contagious. Let them join the sheep. The slaughter house of failure is not my destiny. I will persist until I succeed. That part should played everywhere politically, pipe man, Oh, here it is here, it is here, it is right. It's the political second production.

42:56 The Adventures of Pipe Man. You that know me know I am both a liberal and a conservative. I don't believe in labels. I don't believe in sides. I believe that you should really evaluate all sides of the scale. And with that, I have some things to talk about. We are so divided right now. Everybody has to take a side. Every side is. My god, it hasn't changed since two thousands of the day. We are not Democrats, we are not Republicans. We are Americans, and this is the United States of America. Instead of picking a side, Instead of doing that, he said, she said, why don't you just vote with your heart? And if you're gonna vote with your heart, why not vote for the person you really love. Vote type Man for Pres is Phil Clinton. I'll listen to W four cy. Oh my god, I can't believe not have that is so relevant nine years later. Bring back the good old days, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote Pipeman for Pres. At Disney. We'll have to update that commercials dat bust.

44:25 Can shine missed it there? It's somewhere here. It's not disturbed. Let's see, is it? This? The adventure continues here on the Adventures pipe Man W four C Y Radio simulcast K for HD Radio. Remember to follow the pipemin everywhere on all social media. Wherever there's social media, there's pipe Man Radio. Follow me.

45:05 What Like I said before, God help us. All, God help us all. And we just had some spiritual readings here on the show. And what a great segue, Captain Nutster, the darkness showing us the light that was disturbed. They're gonna be appearing at some of the festivals on the pipe Man Radio tour coming up, and what a segue we're gonna have because we're going from spirit to sex. And you know, in the break, I had to kind of do some research on my multiple orgasms. Then we're gonna. Talk about that a little bit too. I had to do some like actual I had to go to the lab and do a science experiment on it. And then yeah, so yes, Captain Nuts is it okay? Is it well?

45:51 I don't know. I think I'm gonna need some help from the next guest to tell you the truth. But before we get to the next guest, I have a little segue into that. Because everybody knows that listens to the Adventures of pipe Man that we have a special offer that the pipe Man has that it will also help you with multiple orgasms. Oh my god, Rebel, these people are nuts. And I don't mean people, I mean women. They are absolutely nuts. And you know what I mean, because they are such stalkers. I have designed a new bed and breakfast. This bed and breakfast is where you, my listeners, female listeners that is, can come to the pipe specific service the pipe Man all night long, serve me breakfast, and then leave. It's the pipe Man group on normally one hundred and ninety nine dollars per night. Special offer for you now. I don't think we had the commercial nine dollars. That's right, ladies, get your pipe Man beginning now. Okay, so real quick, because we're right at time. Did you hear the latest with Trump?

47:02 Here it is? I think I was watching the Chelsea Lately Show on Netflix and I might have heard something about it. Is it about Trump University? No? This is a report on the pipe Main Facebook. It's the only place you can find it. Okay, okay, And basically I got insider information that Donald Trump has now threatened Canada. Oh my god, what an idiot? Like, what do we have enough enemies. Guy, how about you shut your flipping mouth. He's an equal opportunity basher. No, but I mean. I don't say I disagree with him. Here's the problem. All these Americans keep saying if he's elected that they're going to move to Canada. So what he did was, you know, he's trying to stop immigration, but he doesn't want people to leave either, you know, because if we don't have anybody here, how does it helped the economy? Absolutely?

47:53 He threatened Canada and said if they allow any of the fleeing Americans in and give you and give them refugee status or whatever, that he will send a nuke over there. Oh my sweet baby Jesus. I mean, like I said, I agree on some of the things that Trump says, Like you know, he doesn't have bad views, but he definitely is not going about it the correct way. Well, let me ask you a question, Pina, Yes, sir, Okay, So the reason I posted this on Facebook is because when people post stuff on Facebook, they don't even check. They just run with it, argue with each other and think it's all true. God exactly. Okay, So here's the thing.

48:39 Did you not did it not fill into you that I said the only place you could find this news was on my Facebook, which. Means it's only a pipe. Man, it's a lie, I know, but you fell right into it. That's the problem today. That's the pipe pes The pipe peve is you can say anything about anybody given time, put it on social media and people think it's true. Okay, well I can I just think it was true. I wasn't registering that you could only find it on the pipemin But it's still it doesn't say as you're an idiot. Well sometimes do we call it pipaganda? Yeah, but in the same in the same it's still like what he says, I do agree on that.

49:19 You know what, I have a request for you. Absolutely, Can you get a tall glass of shut the hell up? Because we got to end the show. Oh crap, are we having problems with the internet? Rebel? Can you call Comcast for us? Please? Oh yeah, let me get on that bunny thig. I did call Comcast. Well you could set it up. I had a problem. I have appointment for you. We would definitely like you to come on over to the office and take care of business. Why don't you I'm sorry. Ma'm NAI's old book. We will have to come next month. Can I please have your account number to schedule the appointment? Oh definitely, it's nine to nine six six six. Fight.

50:02 Hey, let me repeat, I did not know what you mean. Okay, so, and can you tell me who your second grade teacher was? For verification please, mister Horny. Sorry that information is interacted, Please provide the correct information. Listen to the Adventures of pipe Man Monday through Friday on West Palm Beaches number one Internet radio station at w fourcy dot com. Listener discretion advised. Okay, ed, okay, because that's just the outro. But what we have to do right now because we're out of time.

50:44 But this is so apropos Because of this, this is why man about the prediction I was talking about in twenty sixteen, and then we had this hockey game and Canada one, and oh my god, they would have been devastated if they lost, because that's all they have in Canada is hockey, hockey and Rush and Russia's already gone now they wouldn't have hockey either. But check this out. He looks forward to watching the game tonight, and we look forward to the United States speeding our soon to be fifty first state Canada? Does President Trump call of bet with Prude all about this USA Canada hockey game tonight? And when there is a big. Hockey game on President watching four goals or four probably both.

51:29 I think he's watching for the United States to win tonight. I know he talked to the USA hockey team this morning. He talked to the players after their morning practice around ten o'clock. And I also spoke to some folks from that team after they were jubilant over President Trump's comments. Team. I believe they're going to put out a video of that call. So he looks forward to watching the game tonight, and we look forward to the United States speeding our soon to be fifty first state Canada. Okay, there's my final what the fuck for? What the fuck Wednesday? Because like, what the fuck? Why would you say that? It's not funny? Okay, it would be funny if pipe man said it, but the White House Press Secretary saying that that's like a child in first grade saying you have cooties.

52:20 I mean, in no fairness, she is pretty young, you know, so of course her sense of humor is going. To be different. I mean, I would bang her but yeah, I think. She's just why she's twenty eight that perfect. Yeah, and that's partly the reason why she became the press secretary, you know. Yeah, I mean like, would you say that one, well, that she's attractive and bangable? Yeah, well that too. Yeah. Would you get up there and if you were the press secretary and say that? I would not? Yeah? What the fuck? All right, that's enough. What the fuck's for today is I'm about up to hear and what the fucks?

53:03 Okay? And yes, okay, one final thing and then and then we're gonna say roll it one. But everybody make sure reach out to me pipe Man, radio and all socials. You can win tickets to Outer Than Life. And so here's what you gotta do. Do you know who was doing the voice for the comcast person? Or was that a real call? One? That's the questions for you. One. I'm gonna go ahead and say it's a real call. I'm gonna say what I said to d.

53:44 I'm gonna please don't take offense like now in twenty twenty five, I have to say don't take offense before I say this, You're an idiot. We'll let everybody wonder about that. Why don't you just write me on social media, Pipemin Radio, tell me whose voice did the comcast call, and you will be earned to win lard in Life tickets. This is gonna be badass. You're not gonna want to miss it up. We have somebody that revealed a response in the comments. Okay, that's it, and the show it roll it one before anybody else sees that. Thanks for listening.

54:31 Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin. I'm w for c u I Radio.