Did We WIN The Superbowl? Are We Going to Disneyworld?

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the Adventures You'll Fight Man. I'm going before see White I com list pom Beats's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yo. I made it. You're gonna find out why I made it because I really shouldn't be here doing the show, but it's the Adventures of Pipe Man, so we can't not do the show. And so here we are on W four CY Radio W four cy dot com. I actually just got out a little while ago of a surgical procedure, and I am doing this show, and there are some things I will have to do on this show. Under doctors' orders. So it may look weird, but I'm doing it live on the show. Speaking of weird, let's bring on our pipe nuts. We got the swamp nut from Louisiana. She's definitely weird, and look at what she's wearing.

1:42 It only proves my point. And then we have studio Nut here in our Wellington studio who just looks like he's proud not. To be rebel every day, sir, every single day. Rebel? Who are you that you don't know? Proud that you don't look like or that you're not or that you're not that person, or that you're not that person. Uh, we have in the show. I should have. Okay, So it's traveled Tuesday. So are you going to travel to another galaxy? Is that what your plan is?

2:25 She's on the first one way ticket to Mars. It's I'm wearing a four. I'm wearing a Fort Walton T shirt because of when I traveled to Fort Walton. Trivia question, which one of you knows where Fort Walton is? Do you know? Not? Do you know where Fort Walton Beach is? Swamp not? Because I think you have to drive through there from Louisiana to get to Orlando. How do you not know? Do you know one?

3:05 I do? See? He just googled it, That's why he knows. I know everything. Where is it? It's a city in Florida. Where in Florida in four walng Beach? Yeah? And where's Port Walte Beach. Near all Caloose Island? Oh my god, are you just reading AI ship? Is that what you're doing? Yeah? Near, Yes, Yeah, it's all up here. I got this connection to Star Lincoln. It's in the Panhandle, near where my youngest daughter lives. She's lucky this time. I was on the phone with her before my show and told her I have to get off to do my show. Instead of her calling during my show, I figured i'd headed off at the pass.

3:52 So I had to travel this morning to the surgical center on Burns Road. That was my travel Tuesday because I'm trying to do this neck bullshit thing. Okay, So I mean this is the third time. Okay. So I had two shots in my neck over the past few months that for a normal person would have taken them out of pain. But listen, I have a high tolerance to pain, so I didn't even really notice I had pain. My whole life till just this year. I mean. No, I have had it, but I didn't really care. It's like, oh oh well, but okay, so those two shots didn't work. That's they It is a procedure that where like they give you anesthesia your face down. You don't know whether you're gonna get like this painful shot in the neck or you know, a prostate exam one into two rebel which would you prefer?

5:00 Well, considering women don't get pressed exams, I don't want either. I mean they could, they just don't ask for it. You know, have given a prostate exam? No, okay, just for your just for your pleasure. That's why. I don't know. Why would it give me any kind of pleasure. I don't know. Why is anything giving? Why are your women that want to do pegging? Okay? Why is that give them pleasure? Because then you're in control?

5:41 Or just do it out of curiosity? Well, listen, because your man if you give them a prostate exam, once you're there, you can get your man to do whatever you want because like he just wants you to get well, yeah, because he just wants you to get out of there, so like he'll say yes to anything because if you're holding him like a six pack by his prostated, that'sn't a real good and. Listen, if he likes it, then maybe that's not the man for you exactly. Okay. If he likes that, guess what, he probably likes your pool boy too, Just saying you probably have similar crush.

6:25 So when you're out to a restaurant when your man and you're like, oh, look at that guy, isn't he hot? If your husband says yes, might not be the right person for you. Just saying, there's there's my relationship advice for you on travel Tuesday. I'll know why I've given relationship advice on travel Tuesday, but I am okay, but back to my neck because it's a fucking pain in the neck this shit. Okay, really, no pun intended exactly. I think that's why. I think that's what I posted today. Okay, if you want my Facebook, I said something about I'm going to get a pain in the neck for my pain in my neck or some shit like that. But so seriously, and the nurses love me this third time I've been to the same surgical center and they love me because I am total pipe man. When I'm in a medical facility.

7:16 You mean you flirt with the nurses. I do that for sure, Yes, Paige, I'm giving her a shout out because I've flirted with her every time I've been there, and just because I I I crack them up because they deal with all these miserable people all day and people that are not nice, like I told them, and I this is very true. My one of my daughters, who I will not name, that used to work at the station, but I won't say that either. So she is the absolute antithesis of me. She's the worst patient ever. I'm like the best patient ever. I'm cracking jokes while they're inflicting pain on me and I'm not even flinching. Okay, So those two shots they didn't work. Okay, I still have the neck pain, no range of motion thing, and so we did today a diagnostic needle. So basically what they did is they put needles in to give like like you would get when you're going a dentist to give it an esthetic like novacane. Okay, and he wants okay. So the last two times I got a shot, like you can't do anything for seventy two hours, no physical activity. I'm like can I go on my three minute walk? He's like no, he goes. You can walk from the kitchen to the sofa, you can walk to get places, but if you're walking for exercise, no, because

8:49 they need the medicine to settle in to actually work. But this time, okay, so I did not calculate properly. Away. I did not calculate properly because this time I knew he was gonna want me to be physically active. So I was like, okay, cool, I'm going to go out with my surfboard. Right after the procedure. I'm going to go on my paddle board. But the other thing that I had last time to have this time is I cannot submerge in water for seventy two hours. So rebel, if you are in Florida and you are trying to drown me, you can't do it for another seventy two hours. Okay, no drowning of the pipemin for seventy ten hours, so exactly.

9:36 But this time, okay, well yeah, no water sports, sexual sports. That's fine as long as I don't get wet and I'm not submerging. I'm not submerged anywhere, you know, like definitely no ass kissing. Nobody can't have your ass submerged in somebody's butt, okay. And so anyway, yeah, so I'm gonna do stupid shit like I'm gonna headbag on the show like that, do that because he wants me for the next four hours to be physically active. So I came back, I went and rode my bike before the show, and now I'm on the show and I'm gonna do head banging and stuff like that because what they did is they put that thing like it's novacane. And if I don't feel the pain, then he knows the nerve spots to go after. And if I do feel the pain, we got we gotta go to Plan B. So far I feel the pain, okay. So not that's not good that I feel the pain, okay, because right now, if I didn't feel the pain right now, then we would go to the next step, Like this is diagnostic and the next step that sounds kind of scary. Actually it's where they burn your nerves.

11:00 It's not as scary as you think, and for most people it definitely helps and eliminates the problem. Yeah, the unfortunate thing right now is he obviously didn't hit the right nerves because I still have the pain. So next time, if we have to go to Plan B, he has to dig deeper. That means it's deeper in my spine somewhere, so he's gonna have to check there. Uh So, I want you should see the needle that they stink it through you. It wiggles, it's not like it's like a hard. Don't want to see it. I was glad I was face down man all three times because I did not see that. I don't even really like needles. To be honest, I make a terrible drug addict. I would not travel the Portugal to do heroin. I can tell you that we gotta throw that in because travel Tuesday. But go ahead, what do you say, rebel? Say it again?

11:54 It's like a wiggly noodle. It's not like a It's like it's a noodle that's been cooked. Not a new Are we talking about my procedure or your sexual escapades with the KKK? I'm not sure. Procedure with a fish a wiggly needle through your body to get to the nerve to burn it. Yeah yeah, yeah, well we're not burning yet because I got pain. I was hoping for no pain, but I'm going to keep throwing on your head bang through the whole show. And then after the show, I'm gonna go down to the gym and I'm gonna I'm gonna inflict as much pain on my neck as I can today. See if there's no pain so far, it's not working all the way as far as you can look to the left my body.

12:42 You can't move your body. You gotta move your neck as far as your can all the way, then as far as. Your kid all the way, and then go back. Yeah, I know, it's definitely not fun. It shouldn't be hurting right now to do that. By the way, if not, if what they gave me worked, so you know, I think they just sometimes do these things so they can multiply the bill, you know, because like it's the shoe, right if they do they do, Oh well, I'll I say this joking link to them too. I think I said something about they were we all mean towards there was this private room. I'm like, I'm not going on a private room, Like I watch what goes on in those private rooms. Do not take me in like stuff like that. I do too, Nurses, I was cracking theur shit up. Okayom not a whoa what?

13:43 Not a happy ending room? Not a group? No, no, I think it was the torture room. Not unless they have a group, that's right. So yeah, so that that's my deal. So we're I'm going to be doing arec shit you know during the show. And you know, maybe I shouldn't have said that because of that defensive I'm sorry. I apologize for anybody that does have that condition. I didn't mean you any harm. I was just trying to join and join you in it. That's all, okay. So anyway, so travel First of all, Rebel, here's what I want though. Have you cried over spilt milk today?

14:28 I have not cried over spilled milk because it's National don't cry over spilled milk Day? Okay, that happen these days. What happens if you do cry over spilt milk and don't cry over spilt milk day? It's suggy eyes. Now. Today is one of my favorite days of the whole year. Do you know why? Rebel National peppermint petty Day. No, I actually do not like pepper patties like I don't like. I also don't like those girl scout cookies, the thin men's either I'm I'm the Antichrist. Okay, okay, go ahead. What your guests are? All away?

15:13 Sir? No? But and I do have weight in my shirt, so I'm safe. Go ahead? What else? How about you're terrible. Satisfied staying single day? Big mg? Ming ming ming ming ming. Yep, I love scotified staying single day because you know what most people are not. They jump into relationships because they can't stand to be alone. Me I jump out of relationships because I like being alone. Listen, but why should you get out your guitar today and play a little something?

15:54 Little something something? Is it? Is it Nashville Play your Guitar Day? It's get out your Guitar Day? Wow? Okay, So should I go get it for the show? It is in the other room. It says National Guitar Day and get out your guitar Day? Look at that? It's do you know what else? Today? Is National Make a Friend Day? That's one I like. Is that today or is that tomorrow today? I like that one too. Okay, I see you got to make a friend today. So next year, a couple of days back, you can take. A shower with no, No. The reason I like today is some more reason to stand single days because I don't having friends, so at least I have that one day of the year where I actually attempt to make one.

16:44 Do you know what else today is that's not on your list? Travel Tuesday? That's it. He's trying to get a raise. I know what he's trying to Okay, so listen, make sure. You know turning to National shut Invisitation Day. Well, speaking shut Invisitation Day, today is also thirty five years ago today. Speaking of traveling, if you're planning on traveling to Africa, you should know that today, thirty five years ago today, Nelson Mandela was freed from prison. Now here, we're going to talk about generations here, Studio Nut, who is Nelson Mandela? Without googling.

17:31 It Wasn't he a blue singer? Oh? God, must have been before my time. These are the people voting for our presidents. By the way, just saying. He's the reason we have the Mandela effect? Oh my god? Is that why I can remember things straight? Here's what I want to know, Rebel, because this will be totally bad for you, Studio Nut. Okay, Rebel with your Louisiana education. Can you please tell Studio Nut who Nelson Mandela is and why it's so important what I just said. I just told you just about.

18:18 All I know about the Mendela effect. Everybody remembers something that didn't actually happen. Nelson Mandela, in a political coup, was put in prison. I think it was for like thirty years, and he was freed from prison to end up being one of the most influential people in the world, next to somebody like Mother Teresa. He causing effect. So I'm really surprised there hasn't been a reference that Trump feels he's the modern day Nelson Mandela. Oh God, because he was supposed to be going to jail. Now he's president in the United States.

19:03 If everybody's gonna remember that differently. Back and you know, future, everything is Joe Biden. Would do you remember things that never happened? Well, Joe Biden is not even gonna remember that he was president, and frankly, I don't want to remember it either. I don't like any of them. Okay, I'm not on any side. I don't like any of them. Listen, bring back Donald Duck for president. That's who I want his president. Mickey always gets more.

19:47 Okay, so that's enough of that bullshit. Okay, let's talk more travel. Okay, guess what what? Okay, you just won the superuper Bowl. What they always say is, well, you get it, I'm going to Disney World. I said this when I was getting needles stuck in me. If I just won the super Bowl, I wouldn't pick Disney World, like you could go anywhere. Yeah, but you could go anywhere you could go. I mean you go to Disney World, You could go anywhere. Why would you only pick there every super Bowl for the last forever?

20:34 Because? Uh, okay, but here's what I would do. Okay. Do you want me to tell you what I would do? Or do you want to tell me first? And you go go second? You first? Okay, if I just won the super Bowl, you have to ask me, rebel. What would you do if you just won the Super Bowl? Where would you No? No, no, you gotta ask me like they do. Okay, you got to be like, you just won. The super Bowl, super Bowl? Where do you want to go? I want to go on a SpaceX aircraft and go would you go? Yeah, there you go. I would go into SpaceX spaceship up out of Earth to another planet to get away from all the douchebags that were at the super Bowl, just saying that's my answer. Okay, studio, now do you not you just won the Super Bowl?

21:45 Where are you going? Congratulations? I would say I'm going home, take a nap? You know how? I know? Right? You just worked that hard for all that time, man, and you've had no time off that That was a brilliant answer. That's better than Disney. Okay, Okay, we already know where Rebel's gonna go, but but let's let's just play along anyway. Rebel Midnor, you have just won Super Bowl? Where are you going back? Are you going to answer? Rebel? Where? Where Entucky? Kentucky? The fuck you going to Kentucky for.

22:35 The state hold on the state or the restaurant fried corn? You're going Kentucky Fried Chicken. Corn. Wait a minute, that's very offensive to the chickens. You can't call it Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. It's KFC that way, when they use cat, it's still the right name, you know, because across the chickens are so expensive nowadays that it's now Kentucky Fried Cat. So I I heard they pulled an egg heist. Just last week they stole over forty thousand dollars worth of eggs.

23:18 I heard about that, and I was in Trader Joe's last night, and this is funny. First of all, there's a sign there that you can only buy one dozen eggs, Like that's your limit for all the empty shelves. For the people that Okay, here's my question though, because I've seen a lot of videos of people at Costco with like the flatbed carts full of eggs, Like I mean, like a palette worth of eggs. What are you going to do when they expire? Like they go bad eventually, Like they don't last forever. You're buying a year's worth of eggs. It's the point of it, one, Why when if they have to have all the eggs. That's really what the world has come to, is that people just got to make sure they have all their own eggs.

24:11 It's kind of like when a hurricane comes and everyone wants like the gas and the water, water or the toilet paper. Yeah, the toilet paper. I never freaking get Like if you sa, why wouldn't I see I would almost understand paper towels. What if you need to you know, you for ship flooding that. Yeah, toilet paper is not going to do anything. But I don't get it. Why do you need so much toilet paper? The thing is like, remember in like twenty twenty when everything happened, that was the first thing that went the toilet paper. Yeah, yeah, totally. And you know, listen, I I can't find any recycled toilet paper, so I recycle my own.

24:57 So I don't really need that much toilet paper. No one's going to ask how you recycle the paper. I just use it more than once. No, it's it's called a microfiber cloth. You wash it and reuse. No, I just use the regular toilet paper. I put it up on the counter when I'm done and use it the next time. Many hardens over time, So yeah, I guess I could work well. When it hard When it hardens, I use it to give myself a facial. Yeah, it's an abrasive right like that that would work. Yeah, I agree with.

25:41 What's a matter of rebel, Ladies and gentlemen, if. You're listening, please do not do any of these things. That's sneaking rebel travel. Wait, speaking of travel, I can guarantee you there is a place in the world that you have to recycle the toilet paper that you use. I guarantee it because listen, in Costa Rica, you can't even use toilet paper. Oh no, you can't flush the toilet paper. So that's one of the things I don't like about Costa Rica, to be honest, because you have this like little garbage can next to you for the toilet paper. So you wipe your ass, you get all the brown stuff all over that toilet paper, and then you drop it into this bucket garbage can, and that that's how you recycle.

26:37 You turn itading too mud mask, that's right. Actually, I use it for wax for the surfboard. It's kind of like, you know, when you put it on your board, it's kind of comfortable to stand on. To be honest, sounds a little shitty, but okay, yeah, that's true. I can't with you. Okay, I was like this before any shots. Trust me, it is a guy thing. No, listen, no, I have a question for you, rebel, if you were in Costa Rica, what would you do?

27:27 That's just beyond no. Hey, what's what is it her internet or mine? That she was freezing up? Okay, good, it's not me this time. What's wrong with her internet? Actually it's nice and blurry. She's broadcasting from Yeah, it's all blurry, so it makes her look a lot better. It's great. Okay, good, So yeah, all right, so let's talk about what's going on with the toilet. Pa, to wipe your ass, you can't flush it? Would you eat it?

28:10 Then you have to follow the rules. You have to put it in the bucket? Well yeah, you just the rule is, you just can't put it in the toilet. If you want to put it in your mouth, that's up to you. Here's what I have to ask too. Okay, wait, do they have the days in Costa Rica? Not any of the places I was at, not in the jungle. Uh. We have a comment from some joker. She couldn't be on the show today, but she's going to stalk the show. That makes sense. Yep, all right, she wasn't on the show today. We can't give her a any like talk, any good talk, because she blew off the show today.

29:01 So how dare she? I know, it's terrible, you know. I gotta tell you though, I rethought things though. Okay, no, she didn't. I refought and thought things though, and from now on, when I go to Costa Rica, I'm bringing a woman with me. You know why. Her only jaw will be to wipe your ass. There you go. Then now I have to worry about where. Then I I'll have to worry about where the toilet paper goes. Yeah, you get more phone time. That's gonna be the new group on. That's gonna be the new group on. And if you go for the upgraded group on, you get to check my shoes for scorpions.

29:49 Too, cop and code brown sludge. What do you think, rebel? Okay, So let's seriously talk about traveling. No, let seriously talk about traveling. Okay, but I have to head bang first a little bit for if doctor's orders. Like, it's been a few minutes since I've had bang. Okay, so it still hurts, by the way, just saying okay, So I do have a packed weekend of South Florida media coverage to do. Okay, So on the fourteenth Friday night Valentine's Day. By the way, I bet you didn't know that my anniversary with thing one is on Valentine's Day. She's probably going to text me to wish me happy anniversary. I told her last time, I'm like, why don't you wish me happy anniversary on the anniversary of or divorce because that's been a lot longer.

31:00 As to what date I remember, Yeah, that's one you've celebrated the most. Exactly. Okay, but seriously, okay, no, that's Thing one. I said Thing one, pay attention man, and. I didn't hear you. Well, get the toilet paper out of your ear. Okay. So anyway, I have something, I have something to admit on here, and I hope none of my future or current and people that I am uh flirting with hear this part of the show. Okay, So it's weird now, Yeah, it's kind of like when you're on TikTok. If you if you are one of those people, keep scrolling. I love when people do that on TikTok. It's always women that do that. Oh blah blah blah blah blah. If you're not this, keep scrolling. For those of you that are still here, great blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, but here's something. I've always been known for my creative proposals.

32:14 So when I proposed the Thing one, I just lost nine hundred dollars at the poker table on a ship to sea escape out of Fort Laurerdale, and then it was raining out on the top deck of a shift. So I was like, fuck it, and I got on a knee and proposed. And that's what's ruined my whole life ever since. That was back in nineteen ninety one. And I wasn't even born yet. See, I even ruined your life one and so then you know, dummy me, I put hopeless romantic that I am.

32:54 I picked Valentine's Day to be when we get married, not thinking about, well, what if I'm divorced twice? That would suck for everybody else? Okay, but it is what it is. I wonder if my next wife will mind if thing one textes me Happy Anniversary on Valentine's Day. I mean, it bothers me, but I'm wondering if it would bother her too. I don't know what you think, Rebel. Ever so slightly, ever so slightly, I. Might just I might. Then I might even just invite her to do it just for fun, Like I am.

33:38 I do kind of have a sick sense of humor that way, Okay, So I might just do it just for fuck of it. You know, like. You never know. Okay, So second proposal. The second proposal was out in the Everglades because and I told her, I'm like, I brought you out. Here so you can't say no or no one can hear you scream. Yeah, Like I told her, like, if you say no, I'm feeding me to the alligators. Okay. And there were a lot where I brought her to so she really didn't have a choice. But I have said, I have actually said what my things choice if I propose for a third time. I've always said I already know what I want the proposal to be like and what I want the and it does have to do with travel Tuesday by way and what the marriage would be like. Okay, do you guys want to know what it is? You got this all planned out in my head? Yeah, will work out that way, It will work out, I'm sure not.

34:49 But you know, we'll probably happen. Well, probably happen is he'll trick me into drinking some tequila roofy me, and then I'll ask her me and the next morning I'll wake up with toilet paper up my butthole in some foreign country. That's really will probably happen okay, but here's what I'd like to happen. Oh well that's interesting. I mean, I help your ball hole is better than down the toilet and in another country. So well that's my point, okay, And so you know, and it's recycling, it's good for the planet. And so would you like to know if there's a third what the proposal would be and where the wedding would be.

35:39 People can't hed? No, no, no, third one is the last third ones third one is the last one is just the third one doesn't work out. I'm just fucking killing myself because it's already end of my life anyway at that point, So why bother? That is not No shame, please people, I'm not don't really. Do that YouTube. That was a joke. I'm not really gonna do that, Like if I haven't killed done it by now. That's why I'm scrolling the uh the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline nine eight eight. If you are feeling down, you can call them eight eight.

36:19 But yeah, if you fail three times and you strike out three times like that could send you into a little spiral. I think that might be why I haven't even wanted to date anybody since two thousand and seven. Or it could be that they all just annoy me. I think that's more in the case. My eyes are more wide open now to how much they annoy me. That's what it is. Okay. So are you ready? And it's not just because of shot on your neck, it exactly Okay. So do you want to know rebel? Okay? One? Is it a theme of Mount Everst No, but that you're doing good?

37:03 Okay, Here's what it is. Okay. So this one I thought I was gonna have to travel for. I might not. I have till Friday to figure it out, Okay, But I had thought about for years now. The next woman I proposed to, Like the first one, if she said no, I could throw her off the ship. The second one, if she said no, I could throw her into the Everglades. This one I would propose in a hot air balloon. But I was thinking somewhere exotic, like in another country. But now this weekend. This weekend is the West Palm Beach Balloon Festival, and I'm doing media on Valentine's Day for it. So here's the funniest thing. I'm wind to online dating sites. I'm not sure which because I'm like on whole fifty six of them, but uh, one of them.

37:57 It has like my automatic question that the answer, Oh, I know which one it is. Now it's like, what would be your most iconic what would be your most iconic date? And one person answered hot air balloon. Okay. Now, of course in the four hundred and sixty they changed it, saying, no, of the whole four hundred and sixty two people that I matched with and chatted with, I have to I can't find which one said the hot air balloon. It's the problem. But she changed it when she heard that. Well, well, no, she's inn't here until now. But I've been looking because I have the four hundred and sixty two.

38:38 I'm not sure which one said that. So I have to scroll through all the messages of all four hundred and sixty two people. So there's no search bar where you can just filter out. No, no, you gotta just go through all the chats and read them all. They don't make it. Started doing it yesterday. I did eliminate about fifty four of them, okay, because. To find that that, let's clarify the part where you say eliminate. Means unmatched. Okay. So I've read through their chat and I'm like, oh, what was I thinking? This is a stupid chat? Unmatched goodbye? And then you know what happens is you unmatching, This box comes up and they want you to give a reason, So I just check off other she was stupid and that was that's my reason. Okay, that's my blanket reason. Why are you unmatching? She was stupid? Okay?

39:29 And uh so basically, I'm I have two media passes for the Westboum Beach Balloon Festival. So if anybody watching or listening has a secret crush on the pipe Man, you could be my media partner. We'll go up and wind the hot air balloons. I'll propose and if you say yes, great, If not, I throw you at a balloon. God take no risk, no reward. God take your chair, God take your chances. Man, if you want the pipe Man, you gotta take the risk. Bring a parachute. I think it's just a risk to be with the pipe Man personally, just say it. But you know we have to add that higher risk because women love like the bad boy, so you have to add more risks to it. This is why I found out in my life at least the women I've dated or been with.

40:24 Is that. The reason I'm not with any of them anymore? Because I wasn't enough of a bad boy like I didn't I didn't unlive anybody that that. That's been a big downfall of mine. And you know, potential, Am I picking the wrong women? Am I picking the wrong woman? Is that what it is? Maybe nobody even knows. Is there such a thing as a right woman? Well, there's the right woman for me or is I'm not sure that that person exists? But with Ai, I have much more hope now, okay? Uh So anyway, yeah, I'll be covering the West Palm Beach Balloon Festival. If you see on the news about a woman falling from one of those balloons, I'm sorry.

41:17 I apologize, chance of reigning rejections. She should have been nicer, is all I'm saying. Uh So, nobody with you, just say it, okay. So seriously, though, you know you can get I'll throw out my digits, okay, and you could call me to schedule this. I'm actually gonna give you thing one's phone number. Uh okay. So also this weekend I will be doing radio coverage at the Palm beach shoe. You're asking, what's the Palm Beach show?

42:02 I want to know. Okay, it's a show in Palm Beach. Now it's jewelry are antiques and design show. So I'm doing my part in the LGBT community. Oh God, how. Because I'm covering this show it's jewelry or antiques design? It isn't that kind of you know what you find in Wilton Manors. No, I think that's a question for rebel.

42:44 I'm just saying it. I'm just saying if I am a single guy showing up to that show, chances are I might not be on the straight and narrow. So in this case, third time is a charm would be Prince charming? Uh think third times a charmer would probably be I think I'm gonna marry next time, I'm gonna just marry. Like a surfboard or something, they're pretty, they don't talk back to you. They provide you fun, excitement, dredaline. But when you ride it right, it moves with you and it's amazing.

43:39 Okay, I'm sure you can attach some accessories to it and make it better. Well yeah, I mean, listen, you do have some accessories in case you fall onto the board. She's mute. And if you're gonna laugh, don't meet yourself. Okay, Okay. And then the other other thing we're doing. This is the biggie. This is the biggie, and this is the one rebel's gonna love. Okay. This is a huge event in South Florida for many many years. It's right in my backyard. And it's just like rebel what rebels used to do.

44:24 We're going to Arti Gras, No, not marti Gras, Artie Gras, Artie Gras. It's a massive art festival here in South Florida and has nothing to do with witches and you know, potions and uh parades and costumes and evil and beads just on. Those beads will get you a lot. They get you a lot at Rockklahoma, let me tell you. Speaking of traveling, the Pipe Man Radio Tour has so many things going on this year, but Rockklahoma, if you want beads, that's the place to go. All you gotta do is show your boobs or your butthole, and if you do both, you get two beads. That's simple. And you'd be amazing how many people will show their butthole for a bead necklace? Do they do that in New Orleans?

45:25 For MORNI grad? Do you show your boobs or butthole to get a necklace? Me? No, but people do the first one. Oh, I know what Rebel does. Rebel uses the beads. You know, you know what she uses them for? Are they anal beads or agina beads? She uses them as toilet paper. Oh, so they're anal beads. Are they anal beads or agina beads? I'm sure there are parades that will throw. Things like that. Have you ever used vagina beads or anal beads before, Rebel? You haven't. No, So you would perform fillatio on a white cap KKK person, but you won't do anything with beads. That's pretty racist. If you ask me, like, why do you hate beads so much?

46:28 They don't come in white. I don't hate beads, but they're not for that purpose. Well, then why do they sell things that are specifically named anal beads if they're not for that purpose? Well? Do they not sell that in Louisiana? Do they not sell that in Louisiana? I'm sure they do. They have sex shops. They have sex shops here. How many of them have you worked at? Not worked at any? Thank you? Do you have a rewards membership with any of them? You don't understand? I can't. I don't even know if you don't understand their products?

47:10 Yeah, okay, sure. Well listen all the questions I'm asking you. The old rebel would be like riding right out and you're. Doing them just the boring venilla boond my comprehension. I don't know, Okay, okay, Rebel, if you were an exotic place that you traveled to, what would be the most risk a kinky thing you would. Do depends on what's legal. Oh my god, Rebel, I mean, like, can't you just answer the fucking question.

47:50 Jesus Christ, the woman who stood up to a cop. I have been in a dungeon in Paris, just saying, can you top that it was not a memory, It was not a good memorable experience. I can tell you that I would never do anything no, because okay, so what happened was is, uh, there was somebody making these god awful sounds that like haunt me in my head for the rest of my life. That's why. And those sounds were have you paid your taxes? Have you paid your taxes? They were they were I love you pipe man.

48:34 Was it a male voice or a female voice? Uh? Well the love you pipe man female, But no, the voice was a male voice. You know. It was bad. It was disturbing, like, get you the fuck out. But here's the funny part. Never mind, I won't tell the funny part. But so, if you're traveling in Paris and you want the address of the dungeon in Paris, I'll send you there. There's also some cool places in the Netherlands too. And you know in Costa Rica it's just the bushes. You just find somebody in it's the jungle. You just find somebody in the bushes.

49:28 You can do that here in South Florida too. Do you know that the police raid the state parks here in South Florida all the time because people are in the bushes. Would you consider that a little more risque than risk or god? Just because I respect. I think what's really risk is if you go to Haulover Beach, which is the nude Beach, and you have to walk past all the eighty and ninety year old naked men, because that's what you got. Anybody that's part of nudest colony or nude beach. I mean, like it's not even a turn on. I feel like people people always talk people always talk about like like a new nude colony or whatever, and it's like, yeah, but if you actually see the people in the colony, it's not people you want to see naked.

50:22 Well, so you know, actually, no, this is a known fact. All you have to do is read up on any of this. Okay, it's usually the nudest that have the horrible bodies, no offense. But like because people with great bodies, they don't need to they don't need to let it all hang out. I'm telling you. Okay, Well, one, I want you to go do some field research. There's a pay from the studio. Field research or field research. Feel feel like feel okay? Yeah? Okay, there there is a colony right down the street from the studio. Are you willing to go there and on tomorrow's show and broadcast live from there.

51:12 I will go on their cover and do it for you, just for the show. I'm willing to sacrifice myself for that. That's what we're doing tomorrow. Okay, I'll text you the address when we get off the air. Speaking of getting off the air, I think it's time to get off the air. But before we get off the air, one we need to play something real quick. Okay, So there's a thing there for Shiprock twenty twenty six. I want you to play it because we're talking about travel, and in twenty twenty five we had a badass time traveling to Half Moon Cay and to Saint Thomas on Shiprock.

51:54 Shiprock twenty twenty six is going to be even more badass. They're going to have a bigger ship, a brand new ship, a new place to go. It's it's badass. So roll it one. Do you have it there? It's there? Which one? Yes, it's it's the one that says ship Rock twenty twenty five. I mean twenty six. I don't see twenty six. Uh go down to the videos. Okay, I'm going there right now. Let's see that ain't Where is it shipped rock? Uh? Where did it go up? Here? Probably? And it there? Yeah, I guess it's wrong. Let's see if this is it sonic simple arty, that's not it. But we want to play that one too. At some point, where did it go. Okay, here, where'd it go? I did upload it? Damn it, it's not here. I did upload it. Where is it? I don't see any of the sh uh no, no, no, this one is an old one. Okay, you guys are gonna have to tune in tomorrow then, okay to the Avengers pipe Man here on W four C Y Radio W four C dot y dot com one pm Eastern time.

53:19 You're gonna play more ship rock stuff because I don't know the pipe man from procedure something. So in the meantime, what we do want to talk about is we are doing ticket giveaways for Louder than Life, not yet, but we will be Bourbon Beyond Now and Rockville and Rock to South and Rock to Country and Incarceration, oh wait, Incarceration, Incarceration America's Rock Metal and SATU Festival with Slipknot following in reverse fad s Marilyn Manson Three Days Grace are two Knock Loose, Slam of God, Marc Way Drive, I prevail in this moment and so many more.

54:06 Report to the Ohio State Reformatory on July eighteen through twenty and twenty twenty five to fix your sitting saying three days of rock and tattoos and the return of the haunted Blood Prison. Pass this for recarceration or on sale now at incarceration dot com. Five. There it is. I have one more. I have one more commercial play listen. Do you have a live show? One? No? How about you? You gotta go right, rebel, Well, don't you go, because I'm going to play a couple more things about the upcoming pipe Man Radio tour and I don't want you to be late. One doesn't need to be late, and we'll be Oh here it is. Okay. This one just came out very excited. Okay, this is another one. We're giving tickets, so the dm me at pipe Man Radio on any solcials and you could win tickets either Bourbon, Beyond Our Incarceration your pick, watch.

55:04 This Bourbon and Beyond the World's largest Bourbon. The Food and Music Festival returns with Fish and Noah Khan. It is the Season and the Step. Sturgil Simpson. Illumineers plus Jack White, Vincent Boom Crungvin, Alabama Shicks Takes, The Elephant Ringo Stars Daniel ray Liff and The Night Sweat Dolls. And many more. Urban and Beyond returns to Louisville September eleven to fourteen. Pastes are on sale. Now at Bourbon and Beyond dot com. Okay, we'll talk more about Bourbon and Beyond tomorrow because I got into a conflict with people on reels that I did comments about what we said last time about Fish and the Grateful Dead. A lot of people got offended that I said Fish and the Grateful Dead were similar, Okay, but most of them didn't know what I was talking about.

55:56 I was talking about the cult thing. I was talking about all the dead followers that follow Fish, Okay, and so we're going to talk about that from work tomorrow, Studio Nut. Thanks for putting up with me for being over six minutes again, okay, but we had to get that out. And I just want to say that I love all you people. So you need to tune in tomorrow where I abuse you tomorrow because today was the nice day. Tomorrow I'm not so nice. Tomorrow. We won't abuse you, okay, and we'll have fun doing it right here on the Adventures of Pipe Main W four CY Radio W four Cy dot com. Roll it one.

56:45 Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipe man, i'm w for Cui Radio