Feb. 11, 2025

Did We WIN The Superbowl? Are We Going to Disneyworld?

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 11 of The Adventures of Pipeman.  

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/11/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at http://www.w4cy.com.  

When you win the Superbowl you got to Disneyworld. Let’s discuss where we would go if...

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Season 19

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 11 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/11/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

When you win the Superbowl you got to Disneyworld. Let’s discuss where we would go if we won the Superbowl. Would you go to Disneyworld or do you want to be a Rebel and pick somewhere else. Let’s see what Rebel has to say since she is a rebel and loves Walt Disneyworld. Let’s discuss other options and see what makes those places special. Or if you were going to pick a Theme Park, would it be Disney in Orlando, someplace else, or some other theme park . Let’s discuss theme parks and which to choose and why.

Where are the Pipeman Adventures for The Pipeman Radio Tour this week? Tune in a find out. It might have something to do with Art and Hot Air Balloons. Let’s discuss more about the Pipeman Radio Tour and The Pipeman Homeless Tour. We will discuss all kinds of travel, cultures, false perceptions, Adventures of Pipeman, and our NEW customized Surf 4 The Heart! What is Surf 4 The Heart? If you have cardiac disease or protect yourself from ever getting cardiac disease and love epic adventures, then you need to find out about this!

Want to WIN! Watch and listen for your chance to WIN tickets to Rock The Country, Rock The South, Bourbon and Beyond, Inkcarceration and other festivals we are giving tickets away for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered. Also, stay tuned for a video recap of Shiprocked 2025 and a cool trailer for saving the dates for Shiprocked 2026.

What national day is it? Rebel runs this segment so she will have to figure it out and will let you know what Special day it is today that relates to Travel. Pipeman’s favorites today are National Make a Friend Day, National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day & Satisfied Staying Single Day. Listen and comment to us which your favorites are.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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I made it. You're gonna find out why I made

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it because I really shouldn't be here doing the show,

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but it's the Adventures of Pipe Man, so we can't

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not do the show. And so here we are on

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W four CY Radio W four cy dot com. I

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actually just got out a little while ago of a

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surgical procedure, and I am doing this show, and there

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are some things I will have to do on this show.

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Under doctors' orders. So it may look weird, but I'm

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doing it live on the show. Speaking of weird, let's

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bring on our pipe nuts. We got the swamp nut

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from Louisiana. She's definitely weird, and look at what she's wearing.

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It only proves my point. And then we have studio

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Nut here in our Wellington studio who just looks like

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he's proud not.

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To be rebel every day, sir, every single day.

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Rebel? Who are you that you don't know? Proud that

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you don't look like or that you're not or that

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you're not that person, or that you're not that person.

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Uh, we have in the show.

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I should have. Okay, So it's traveled Tuesday. So are

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you going to travel to another galaxy? Is that what

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your plan is?

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She's on the first one way ticket to Mars.

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It's I'm wearing a four. I'm wearing a Fort Walton

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T shirt because of when I traveled to Fort Walton.

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Trivia question, which one of you knows where Fort Walton is?

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Do you know? Not? Do you know where Fort Walton

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Beach is? Swamp not? Because I think you have to

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drive through there from Louisiana to get to Orlando. How

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do you not know? Do you know one?

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I do?

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See? He just googled it, That's why he knows.

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I know everything.

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Where is it?

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It's a city in Florida. Where in Florida in four

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walng Beach?

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Yeah? And where's Port Walte Beach.

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Near all Caloose Island?

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Oh my god, are you just reading AI ship? Is

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that what you're doing?

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Yeah?

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Near, Yes, Yeah, it's all up here. I got this

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connection to Star Lincoln.

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It's in the Panhandle, near where my youngest daughter lives.

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She's lucky this time. I was on the phone with

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her before my show and told her I have to

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get off to do my show. Instead of her calling

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during my show, I figured i'd headed off at the pass.

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So I had to travel this morning to the surgical

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center on Burns Road. That was my travel Tuesday because

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I'm trying to do this neck bullshit thing. Okay, So

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I mean this is the third time. Okay. So I

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had two shots in my neck over the past few

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months that for a normal person would have taken them

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out of pain. But listen, I have a high tolerance

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to pain, so I didn't even really notice I had pain.

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My whole life till just this year.

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It's like, oh oh well, but okay, so those two

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shots didn't work. That's they It is a procedure that

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where like they give you anesthesia your face down. You

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don't know whether you're gonna get like this painful shot

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in the neck or you know, a prostate exam one

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into two rebel which would you prefer?

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Well, considering women don't get pressed exams, I don't want either.

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I mean they could, they just don't ask for it.

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You know, have given a prostate exam? No, okay, just

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for your just for your pleasure. That's why. I don't know.

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Why would it give me any kind of pleasure.

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I don't know. Why is anything giving? Why are your

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women that want to do pegging? Okay? Why is that

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give them pleasure? Because then you're in control?

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Or just do it out of curiosity?

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prostate exam, once you're there, you can get your man

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to do whatever you want because like he just wants

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you to get well, yeah, because he just wants you

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to get out of there, so like he'll say yes

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to anything because if you're holding him like a six

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pack by his prostated, that'sn't a real good and.

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Listen, if he likes it, then maybe that's not the

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man for you exactly.

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Okay. If he likes that, guess what, he probably likes

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your pool boy too, Just saying you probably have similar crush.

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So when you're out to a restaurant when your man

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and you're like, oh, look at that guy, isn't he hot?

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If your husband says yes, might not be the right

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person for you. Just saying, there's there's my relationship advice

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for you on travel Tuesday. I'll know why I've given

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relationship advice on travel Tuesday, but I am okay, but

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back to my neck because it's a fucking pain in

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the neck this shit.

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Okay, really, no pun intended exactly.

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I think that's why. I think that's what I posted today. Okay,

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if you want my Facebook, I said something about I'm

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going to get a pain in the neck for my

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pain in my neck or some shit like that. But

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so seriously, and the nurses love me this third time

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I've been to the same surgical center and they love

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me because I am total pipe man. When I'm in

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a medical facility.

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You mean you flirt with the nurses.

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I do that for sure, Yes, Paige, I'm giving her

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a shout out because I've flirted with her every time

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I've been there, and just because I I I crack

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them up because they deal with all these miserable people

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all day and people that are not nice, like I

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told them, and I this is very true. My one

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of my daughters, who I will not name, that used

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to work at the station, but I won't say that either.

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So she is the absolute antithesis of me. She's the

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worst patient ever. I'm like the best patient ever. I'm

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cracking jokes while they're inflicting pain on me and I'm

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not even flinching. Okay, So those two shots they didn't work. Okay,

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I still have the neck pain, no range of motion thing,

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and so we did today a diagnostic needle. So basically

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what they did is they put needles in to give

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like like you would get when you're going a dentist

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to give it an esthetic like novacane. Okay, and he

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wants okay. So the last two times I got a shot,

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like you can't do anything for seventy two hours, no

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physical activity. I'm like can I go on my three

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minute walk? He's like no, he goes. You can walk

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from the kitchen to the sofa, you can walk to

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get places, but if you're walking for exercise, no, because

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they need the medicine to settle in to actually work.

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But this time, okay, so I did not calculate properly. Away.

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I did not calculate properly because this time I knew

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he was gonna want me to be physically active. So

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I was like, okay, cool, I'm going to go out

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with my surfboard. Right after the procedure. I'm going to

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go on my paddle board. But the other thing that

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I had last time to have this time is I

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cannot submerge in water for seventy two hours. So rebel,

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if you are in Florida and you are trying to

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drown me, you can't do it for another seventy two hours. Okay,

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no drowning of the pipemin for seventy ten hours, so exactly.

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But this time, okay, well yeah, no water sports, sexual sports.

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That's fine as long as I don't get wet and

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I'm not submerging. I'm not submerged anywhere, you know, like

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definitely no ass kissing. Nobody can't have your ass submerged

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in somebody's butt, okay. And so anyway, yeah, so I'm

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gonna do stupid shit like I'm gonna headbag on the

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show like that, do that because he wants me for

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the next four hours to be physically active. So I

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came back, I went and rode my bike before the show,

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and now I'm on the show and I'm gonna do

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head banging and stuff like that because what they did

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is they put that thing like it's novacane. And if

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I don't feel the pain, then he knows the nerve

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spots to go after. And if I do feel the pain,

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we got we gotta go to Plan B. So far

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I feel the pain, okay. So not that's not good

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that I feel the pain, okay, because right now, if

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I didn't feel the pain right now, then we would

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go to the next step, Like this is diagnostic and

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the next step that sounds kind of scary. Actually it's

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where they burn your nerves.

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It's not as scary as you think, and for most

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people it definitely helps and eliminates the problem.

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hit the right nerves because I still have the pain.

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he has to dig deeper. That means it's deeper in

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my spine somewhere, so he's gonna have to check there.

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Uh So, I want you should see the needle that

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they stink it through you. It wiggles, it's not like

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it's like a hard.

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Don't want to see it. I was glad I was

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face down man all three times because I did not

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see that. I don't even really like needles. To be honest,

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I make a terrible drug addict. I would not travel

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the Portugal to do heroin. I can tell you that

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we gotta throw that in because travel Tuesday. But go ahead,

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what do you say, rebel? Say it again?

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It's like a wiggly noodle. It's not like a It's

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like it's a noodle that's been cooked.

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Not a new Are we talking about my procedure or

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your sexual escapades with the KKK? I'm not sure.

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Procedure with a fish a wiggly needle through your body

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to get to the nerve to burn it.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, well we're not burning yet because I

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got pain. I was hoping for no pain, but I'm

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going to keep throwing on your head bang through the

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whole show. And then after the show, I'm gonna go

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down to the gym and I'm gonna I'm gonna inflict

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as much pain on my neck as I can today.

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See if there's no pain so far, it's not working

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all the way as far as you can look to

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the left my body.

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You can't move your body. You gotta move your neck

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as far as your can all the way, then as

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far as.

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Your kid all the way, and then go back. Yeah,

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I know, it's definitely not fun. It shouldn't be hurting

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right now to do that. By the way, if not,

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if what they gave me worked, so you know, I

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think they just sometimes do these things so they can

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multiply the bill, you know, because like it's the shoe,

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right if they do they do, Oh well, I'll I

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say this joking link to them too. I think I

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said something about they were we all mean towards there

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was this private room. I'm like, I'm not going on

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a private room, Like I watch what goes on in

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those private rooms. Do not take me in like stuff

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like that. I do too, Nurses, I was cracking theur

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shit up. Okayom not a whoa what?

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Not a happy ending room? Not a group?

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No, no, I think it was the torture room.

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Not unless they have a group, that's right.

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So yeah, so that that's my deal. So we're I'm

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going to be doing arec shit you know during the show.

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And you know, maybe I shouldn't have said that because

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of that defensive I'm sorry. I apologize for anybody that

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does have that condition. I didn't mean you any harm.

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I was just trying to join and join you in it.

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That's all, okay. So anyway, so travel First of all, Rebel,

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here's what I want though. Have you cried over spilt

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milk today?

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I have not cried over spilled milk because it's National

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don't cry over spilled milk Day?

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Okay, that happen these days. What happens if you do

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cry over spilt milk and don't cry over spilt milk day?

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It's suggy eyes.

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Now.

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Today is one of my favorite days of the whole year.

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Do you know why?

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Rebel National peppermint petty Day.

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No, I actually do not like pepper patties like I

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don't like. I also don't like those girl scout cookies,

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the thin men's either I'm I'm the Antichrist. Okay, okay,

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go ahead. What your guests are? All away?

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Sir?

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No? But and I do have weight in my shirt,

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so I'm safe. Go ahead? What else? How about you're terrible.

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Satisfied staying single day?

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Big mg? Ming ming ming ming ming. Yep, I love

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scotified staying single day because you know what most people

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are not. They jump into relationships because they can't stand

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to be alone. Me I jump out of relationships because

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I like being alone.

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Listen, but why should you get out your guitar today

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and play a little something?

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Little something something?

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Is it?

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Is it Nashville Play your Guitar Day?

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It's get out your Guitar Day?

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Wow? Okay, So should I go get it for the show?

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It is in the other room.

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It says National Guitar Day and get out your guitar Day?

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Look at that? It's do you know what else? Today?

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Is National Make a Friend Day?

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That's one I like. Is that today or is that

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tomorrow today? I like that one too. Okay, I see

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you got to make a friend today.

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So next year, a couple of days back, you can take.

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A shower with no, No. The reason I like today

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is some more reason to stand single days because I

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don't having friends, so at least I have that one

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day of the year where I actually attempt to make one.

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Do you know what else today is that's not on

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your list?

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Travel Tuesday?

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That's it. He's trying to get a raise. I know

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what he's trying to Okay, so listen, make sure.

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You know turning to National shut Invisitation Day.

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Well, speaking shut Invisitation Day, today is also thirty five

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years ago today. Speaking of traveling, if you're planning on

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traveling to Africa, you should know that today, thirty five

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years ago today, Nelson Mandela was freed from prison. Now here,

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we're going to talk about generations here, Studio Nut, who

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is Nelson Mandela? Without googling.

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It Wasn't he a blue singer? Oh? God, must have

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been before my time.

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These are the people voting for our presidents. By the way,

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just saying.

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He's the reason we have the Mandela effect?

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Oh my god?

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Is that why I can remember things straight?

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Here's what I want to know, Rebel, because this will

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be totally bad for you, Studio Nut. Okay, Rebel with

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your Louisiana education. Can you please tell Studio Nut who

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Nelson Mandela is and why it's so important what I

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just said. I just told you just about.

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All I know about the Mendela effect.

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Everybody remembers something that didn't actually happen.

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Nelson Mandela, in a political coup, was put in prison.

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I think it was for like thirty years, and he

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was freed from prison to end up being one of

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the most influential people in the world, next to somebody

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like Mother Teresa.

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He causing effect.

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So I'm really surprised there hasn't been a reference that

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Trump feels he's the modern day Nelson Mandela. Oh God,

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because he was supposed to be going to jail. Now

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he's president in the United States.

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If everybody's gonna remember that differently.

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Back and you know, future, everything is Joe Biden.

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Would do you remember things that never happened?

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Well, Joe Biden is not even gonna remember that he

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was president, and frankly, I don't want to remember it either.

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I don't like any of them. Okay, I'm not on

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any side. I don't like any of them. Listen, bring

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back Donald Duck for president. That's who I want his president.

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Mickey always gets more.

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Okay, so that's enough of that bullshit. Okay, let's talk

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more travel. Okay, guess what what? Okay, you just won

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the superuper Bowl. What they always say is, well, you

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get it, I'm going to Disney World. I said this

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when I was getting needles stuck in me. If I

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just won the super Bowl, I wouldn't pick Disney World,

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like you could go anywhere. Yeah, but you could go

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anywhere you could go. I mean you go to Disney World,

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You could go anywhere. Why would you only pick there

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every super Bowl for the last forever?

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Because?

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Uh, okay, but here's what I would do. Okay. Do

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you want me to tell you what I would do?

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Or do you want to tell me first? And you

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go go second?

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You first?

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Okay, if I just won the super Bowl, you have

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to ask me, rebel.

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What would you do if you just won the Super Bowl?

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Where would you No? No, no, you gotta ask me

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like they do. Okay, you got to be like, you

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just won.

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The super Bowl, super Bowl?

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Where do you want to go?

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I want to go on a SpaceX aircraft and go

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would you go? Yeah, there you go. I would go

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into SpaceX spaceship up out of Earth to another planet

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to get away from all the douchebags that were at

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the super Bowl, just saying that's my answer. Okay, studio,

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now do you not you just won the Super Bowl?

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Where are you going?

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Congratulations?

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I would say I'm going home, take a nap?

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You know how? I know? Right?

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You just worked that hard for all that time, man,

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and you've had no time off that That was a

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brilliant answer. That's better than Disney. Okay, Okay, we already

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know where Rebel's gonna go, but but let's let's just

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play along anyway.

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Rebel Midnor, you have just won Super Bowl? Where are

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you going back? Are you going to answer?

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Rebel? Where? Where Entucky? Kentucky? The fuck you going to

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Kentucky for.

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The state hold on the state or the restaurant fried corn?

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You're going Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Corn.

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Wait a minute, that's very offensive to the chickens. You

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can't call it Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. It's KFC that way,

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when they use cat, it's still the right name, you know,

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because across the chickens are so expensive nowadays that it's

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now Kentucky Fried Cat.

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So I I heard they pulled an egg heist. Just

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last week they stole over forty thousand dollars worth of eggs.

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I heard about that, and I was in Trader Joe's

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last night, and this is funny. First of all, there's

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a sign there that you can only buy one dozen eggs,

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Like that's your limit for all the empty shelves.

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For the people that Okay, here's my question though, because

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I've seen a lot of videos of people at Costco

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with like the flatbed carts full of eggs, Like I mean,

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like a palette worth of eggs. What are you going

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to do when they expire? Like they go bad eventually,

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Like they don't last forever. You're buying a year's worth

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of eggs.

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It's the point of it, one, Why when if they

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have to have all the eggs. That's really what the

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world has come to, is that people just got to

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make sure they have all their own eggs.

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It's kind of like when a hurricane comes and everyone

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wants like the gas and the water, water or the

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toilet paper.

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Yeah, the toilet paper. I never freaking get Like if

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you sa, why wouldn't I see I would almost understand

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paper towels. What if you need to you know, you

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for ship flooding that. Yeah, toilet paper is not going

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to do anything. But I don't get it. Why do

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you need so much toilet paper?

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The thing is like, remember in like twenty twenty when

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everything happened, that was the first thing that went the

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toilet paper.

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Yeah, yeah, totally. And you know, listen, I I can't

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find any recycled toilet paper, so I recycle my own.

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So I don't really need that much toilet paper.

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No one's going to ask how you recycle the paper.

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I just use it more than once.

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No, it's it's called a microfiber cloth. You wash it

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and reuse.

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No, I just use the regular toilet paper. I put

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it up on the counter when I'm done and use

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it the next time.

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Many hardens over time, So yeah, I guess I could

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work well.

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When it hard When it hardens, I use it to

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give myself a facial.

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Yeah, it's an abrasive right like that that would work. Yeah,

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I agree with.

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What's a matter of rebel, Ladies and gentlemen, if.

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You're listening, please do not do any of these things.

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That's sneaking rebel travel. Wait, speaking of travel, I can

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guarantee you there is a place in the world that

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you have to recycle the toilet paper that you use.

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I guarantee it because listen, in Costa Rica, you can't

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even use toilet paper. Oh no, you can't flush the

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toilet paper. So that's one of the things I don't

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like about Costa Rica, to be honest, because you have

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this like little garbage can next to you for the

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toilet paper. So you wipe your ass, you get all

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the brown stuff all over that toilet paper, and then

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you drop it into this bucket garbage can, and that

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that's how you recycle.

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You turn itading too mud mask, that's right.

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Actually, I use it for wax for the surfboard. It's

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kind of like, you know, when you put it on

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your board, it's kind of comfortable to stand on. To

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be honest, sounds a little shitty, but okay, yeah, that's true.

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I can't with you.

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Okay, I was like this before any shots. Trust me,

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it is a guy thing. No, listen, no, I have

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a question for you, rebel, if you were in Costa Rica,

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what would you do?

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That's just beyond no.

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Hey, what's what is it her internet or mine? That

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she was freezing up? Okay, good, it's not me this time.

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What's wrong with her internet? Actually it's nice and blurry.

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She's broadcasting from Yeah, it's all blurry, so it makes

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her look a lot better. It's great. Okay, good, So yeah,

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all right, so let's talk about what's going on with

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the toilet. Pa, to wipe your ass, you can't flush it?

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Would you eat it?

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Then you have to follow the rules. You have to

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put it in the bucket?

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Well yeah, you just the rule is, you just can't

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put it in the toilet. If you want to put

458
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it in your mouth, that's up to you. Here's what

459
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.240
I have to ask too.

460
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:30.720
Okay, wait, do they have the days in Costa Rica?

461
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:36.359
Not any of the places I was at, not in

462
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:36.960
the jungle.

463
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:38.039
Uh.

464
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:46.319
We have a comment from some joker. She couldn't be

465
00:28:46.440 --> 00:28:48.759
on the show today, but she's going to stalk the show.

466
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:54.000
That makes sense. Yep, all right, she wasn't on the

467
00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:57.480
show today. We can't give her a any like talk,

468
00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:00.759
any good talk, because she blew off the show today.

469
00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:02.359
So how dare she?

470
00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:09.279
I know, it's terrible, you know. I gotta tell you though,

471
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:17.319
I rethought things though. Okay, no, she didn't. I refought

472
00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:20.039
and thought things though, and from now on, when I

473
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.880
go to Costa Rica, I'm bringing a woman with me.

474
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:24.440
You know why.

475
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:28.039
Her only jaw will be to wipe your ass.

476
00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:32.400
There you go. Then now I have to worry about where.

477
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.200
Then I I'll have to worry about where the toilet

478
00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:35.799
paper goes.

479
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:38.400
Yeah, you get more phone time.

480
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:41.480
That's gonna be the new group on. That's gonna be

481
00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:44.720
the new group on. And if you go for the

482
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:49.880
upgraded group on, you get to check my shoes for scorpions.

483
00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:55.559
Too, cop and code brown sludge.

484
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:05.559
What do you think, rebel? Okay, So let's seriously talk

485
00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:12.559
about traveling. No, let seriously talk about traveling. Okay, but

486
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:14.640
I have to head bang first a little bit for

487
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:18.000
if doctor's orders. Like, it's been a few minutes since

488
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:23.759
I've had bang. Okay, so it still hurts, by the way,

489
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:29.039
just saying okay, So I do have a packed weekend

490
00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:36.599
of South Florida media coverage to do. Okay, So on

491
00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:42.559
the fourteenth Friday night Valentine's Day. By the way, I

492
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:45.079
bet you didn't know that my anniversary with thing one

493
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:47.920
is on Valentine's Day. She's probably going to text me

494
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:51.799
to wish me happy anniversary. I told her last time,

495
00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:55.279
I'm like, why don't you wish me happy anniversary on

496
00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:58.039
the anniversary of or divorce because that's been a lot longer.

497
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:04.000
As to what date I remember, Yeah, that's one you've

498
00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:05.200
celebrated the most.

499
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:14.920
Exactly. Okay, but seriously, okay, no, that's Thing one. I

500
00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:17.680
said Thing one, pay attention man, and.

501
00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:19.799
I didn't hear you.

502
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:25.640
Well, get the toilet paper out of your ear. Okay.

503
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:31.279
So anyway, I have something, I have something to admit

504
00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:33.960
on here, and I hope none of my future or

505
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:39.079
current and people that I am uh flirting with hear

506
00:31:39.319 --> 00:31:47.640
this part of the show. Okay, So it's weird now, Yeah,

507
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:50.440
it's kind of like when you're on TikTok. If you

508
00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:53.519
if you are one of those people, keep scrolling. I

509
00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:57.079
love when people do that on TikTok. It's always women

510
00:31:57.119 --> 00:32:00.119
that do that. Oh blah blah blah blah blah. If

511
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.599
you're not this, keep scrolling. For those of you that

512
00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:05.839
are still here, great blah blah blah blah blah. Okay,

513
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:12.720
but here's something. I've always been known for my creative proposals.

514
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:18.119
So when I proposed the Thing one, I just lost

515
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:20.960
nine hundred dollars at the poker table on a ship

516
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:26.000
to sea escape out of Fort Laurerdale, and then it

517
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:28.759
was raining out on the top deck of a shift.

518
00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:31.720
So I was like, fuck it, and I got on

519
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:34.400
a knee and proposed. And that's what's ruined my whole

520
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:39.599
life ever since. That was back in nineteen ninety one.

521
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:42.960
And I wasn't even born yet.

522
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:50.119
See, I even ruined your life one and so then

523
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:54.319
you know, dummy me, I put hopeless romantic that I am.

524
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:58.519
I picked Valentine's Day to be when we get married,

525
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:04.519
not thinking about, well, what if I'm divorced twice? That

526
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:10.559
would suck for everybody else? Okay, but it is what

527
00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:14.000
it is. I wonder if my next wife will mind

528
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:18.240
if thing one textes me Happy Anniversary on Valentine's Day.

529
00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:21.880
I mean, it bothers me, but I'm wondering if it

530
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:25.440
would bother her too. I don't know what you think, Rebel.

531
00:33:26.559 --> 00:33:30.880
Ever so slightly, ever so slightly, I.

532
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.160
Might just I might. Then I might even just invite

533
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:37.759
her to do it just for fun, Like I am.

534
00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:40.200
I do kind of have a sick sense of humor

535
00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:43.160
that way, Okay, So I might just do it just

536
00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:44.000
for fuck of it.

537
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:44.720
You know, like.

538
00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:52.519
You never know. Okay, So second proposal. The second proposal

539
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:58.000
was out in the Everglades because and I told her,

540
00:33:58.599 --> 00:33:59.880
I'm like, I brought you out.

541
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:03.839
Here so you can't say no or no one can

542
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:04.680
hear you scream.

543
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:08.079
Yeah, Like I told her, like, if you say no,

544
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:11.840
I'm feeding me to the alligators. Okay. And there were

545
00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:14.719
a lot where I brought her to so she really

546
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:19.000
didn't have a choice. But I have said, I have

547
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:24.599
actually said what my things choice if I propose for

548
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:27.760
a third time. I've always said I already know what

549
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:30.679
I want the proposal to be like and what I

550
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.280
want the and it does have to do with travel

551
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:37.280
Tuesday by way and what the marriage would be like. Okay,

552
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:42.760
do you guys want to know what it is? You

553
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:46.360
got this all planned out in my head? Yeah, will

554
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:49.159
work out that way, It will work out, I'm sure not.

555
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:53.960
But you know, we'll probably happen. Well, probably happen is

556
00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:58.320
he'll trick me into drinking some tequila roofy me, and

557
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.480
then I'll ask her me and the next morning I'll

558
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:05.719
wake up with toilet paper up my butthole in some

559
00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:11.159
foreign country. That's really will probably happen okay, but here's

560
00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:12.400
what I'd like to happen.

561
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:14.559
Oh well that's interesting.

562
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.920
I mean, I help your ball hole is better than

563
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:18.519
down the toilet and in another country.

564
00:35:18.599 --> 00:35:23.920
So well that's my point, okay, And so you know,

565
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:29.320
and it's recycling, it's good for the planet. And so

566
00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:33.519
would you like to know if there's a third what

567
00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:36.119
the proposal would be and where the wedding would be.

568
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:44.960
People can't hed? No, no, no, third one is the

569
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:48.559
last third ones third one is the last one is

570
00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:50.880
just the third one doesn't work out. I'm just fucking

571
00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:53.559
killing myself because it's already end of my life anyway

572
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:55.519
at that point, So why bother?

573
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:01.719
That is not No shame, please people, I'm not don't really.

574
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:05.800
Do that YouTube. That was a joke. I'm not really

575
00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:09.119
gonna do that, Like if I haven't killed done it

576
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:09.679
by now.

577
00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:13.920
That's why I'm scrolling the uh the Suicide and Crisis

578
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:16.599
Lifeline nine eight eight. If you are feeling down, you

579
00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:18.039
can call them eight eight.

580
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:22.199
But yeah, if you fail three times and you strike

581
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:24.800
out three times like that could send you into a

582
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:28.679
little spiral. I think that might be why I haven't

583
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:32.239
even wanted to date anybody since two thousand and seven.

584
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:37.800
Or it could be that they all just annoy me.

585
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:42.840
I think that's more in the case. My eyes are

586
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:45.559
more wide open now to how much they annoy me.

587
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:49.000
That's what it is. Okay. So are you ready? And

588
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:51.440
it's not just because of shot on your neck, it

589
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:58.079
exactly Okay. So do you want to know rebel? Okay?

590
00:36:58.199 --> 00:36:58.400
One?

591
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:02.639
Is it a theme of Mount Everst No, but that

592
00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:03.880
you're doing good?

593
00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:09.559
Okay, Here's what it is. Okay. So this one I

594
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:11.920
thought I was gonna have to travel for. I might not.

595
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.119
I have till Friday to figure it out, Okay, But

596
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:18.239
I had thought about for years now. The next woman

597
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:21.800
I proposed to, Like the first one, if she said no,

598
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.400
I could throw her off the ship. The second one,

599
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:26.639
if she said no, I could throw her into the Everglades.

600
00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.599
This one I would propose in a hot air balloon.

601
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.599
But I was thinking somewhere exotic, like in another country.

602
00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:39.119
But now this weekend. This weekend is the West Palm

603
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:43.119
Beach Balloon Festival, and I'm doing media on Valentine's Day

604
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:49.239
for it. So here's the funniest thing. I'm wind to

605
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:51.960
online dating sites. I'm not sure which because I'm like

606
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:56.000
on whole fifty six of them, but uh, one of them.

607
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:59.760
It has like my automatic question that the answer, Oh,

608
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:03.079
I know which one it is. Now it's like, what

609
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:06.039
would be your most iconic what would be your most

610
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:13.159
iconic date? And one person answered hot air balloon. Okay. Now,

611
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:18.239
of course in the four hundred and sixty they changed it, saying, no,

612
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:21.400
of the whole four hundred and sixty two people that

613
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:25.559
I matched with and chatted with, I have to I

614
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:28.199
can't find which one said the hot air balloon. It's

615
00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:28.760
the problem.

616
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:30.719
But she changed it when she heard that.

617
00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:33.800
Well, well, no, she's inn't here until now. But I've

618
00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:38.000
been looking because I have the four hundred and sixty two.

619
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:40.000
I'm not sure which one said that. So I have

620
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:43.159
to scroll through all the messages of all four hundred

621
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:44.199
and sixty two people.

622
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:47.159
So there's no search bar where you can just filter out.

623
00:38:48.039 --> 00:38:50.519
No, no, you gotta just go through all the chats

624
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:51.280
and read them all.

625
00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:52.199
They don't make it.

626
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:56.639
Started doing it yesterday. I did eliminate about fifty four

627
00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:59.039
of them, okay, because.

628
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:02.400
To find that that, let's clarify the part where you

629
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:03.519
say eliminate.

630
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:07.280
Means unmatched. Okay. So I've read through their chat and

631
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:09.280
I'm like, oh, what was I thinking? This is a

632
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:13.840
stupid chat? Unmatched goodbye? And then you know what happens

633
00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:16.880
is you unmatching, This box comes up and they want

634
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:20.039
you to give a reason, So I just check off

635
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:24.360
other she was stupid and that was that's my reason. Okay,

636
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:29.000
that's my blanket reason. Why are you unmatching? She was stupid? Okay?

637
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:34.920
And uh so basically, I'm I have two media passes

638
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:38.639
for the Westboum Beach Balloon Festival. So if anybody watching

639
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:42.719
or listening has a secret crush on the pipe Man,

640
00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:46.760
you could be my media partner. We'll go up and

641
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:50.840
wind the hot air balloons. I'll propose and if you

642
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:54.599
say yes, great, If not, I throw you at a balloon.

643
00:39:56.639 --> 00:39:59.760
God take no risk, no reward. God take your chair,

644
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:03.000
God take your chances. Man, if you want the pipe Man,

645
00:40:03.039 --> 00:40:04.039
you gotta take the risk.

646
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:05.840
Bring a parachute.

647
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:08.039
I think it's just a risk to be with the

648
00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:11.360
pipe Man personally, just say it. But you know we

649
00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:14.480
have to add that higher risk because women love like

650
00:40:14.599 --> 00:40:17.000
the bad boy, so you have to add more risks

651
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:19.199
to it. This is why I found out in my

652
00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:23.199
life at least the women I've dated or been with.

653
00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:25.000
Is that.

654
00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:29.280
The reason I'm not with any of them anymore? Because

655
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:32.480
I wasn't enough of a bad boy like I didn't

656
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:37.039
I didn't unlive anybody that that. That's been a big

657
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:44.440
downfall of mine. And you know, potential, Am I picking

658
00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:47.360
the wrong women? Am I picking the wrong woman? Is

659
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:53.559
that what it is? Maybe nobody even knows.

660
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:55.719
Is there such a thing as a right woman?

661
00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:00.400
Well, there's the right woman for me or is I'm

662
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:03.800
not sure that that person exists? But with Ai, I

663
00:41:03.920 --> 00:41:08.719
have much more hope now, okay? Uh So anyway, yeah,

664
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.880
I'll be covering the West Palm Beach Balloon Festival. If

665
00:41:11.960 --> 00:41:15.760
you see on the news about a woman falling from

666
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:17.239
one of those balloons, I'm sorry.

667
00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:20.119
I apologize, chance of reigning rejections.

668
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:28.679
She should have been nicer, is all I'm saying. Uh So,

669
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:34.559
nobody with you, just say it, okay. So seriously, though,

670
00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:41.039
you know you can get I'll throw out my digits, okay,

671
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:43.800
and you could call me to schedule this. I'm actually

672
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:51.000
gonna give you thing one's phone number. Uh okay. So

673
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:55.880
also this weekend I will be doing radio coverage at

674
00:41:56.960 --> 00:42:01.920
the Palm beach shoe. You're asking, what's the Palm Beach show?

675
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:07.119
I want to know. Okay, it's a show in Palm Beach.

676
00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:16.840
Now it's jewelry are antiques and design show. So I'm

677
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:19.400
doing my part in the LGBT community.

678
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:23.039
Oh God, how.

679
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:28.360
Because I'm covering this show it's jewelry or antiques design?

680
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:33.079
It isn't that kind of you know what you find

681
00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:33.960
in Wilton Manors.

682
00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:41.519
No, I think that's a question for rebel.

683
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:48.400
I'm just saying it. I'm just saying if I am

684
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:53.079
a single guy showing up to that show, chances are

685
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.719
I might not be on the straight and narrow.

686
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:04.360
So in this case, third time is a charm would

687
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:05.960
be Prince charming?

688
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:13.000
Uh think third times a charmer would probably be I

689
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:16.920
think I'm gonna marry next time, I'm gonna just marry.

690
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:22.599
Like a surfboard or something, they're pretty, they don't talk

691
00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:32.199
back to you. They provide you fun, excitement, dredaline. But

692
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:36.719
when you ride it right, it moves with you and

693
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:38.440
it's amazing.

694
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:45.199
Okay, I'm sure you can attach some accessories to it

695
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.119
and make it better.

696
00:43:48.039 --> 00:43:55.039
Well yeah, I mean, listen, you do have some accessories

697
00:43:55.119 --> 00:44:00.079
in case you fall onto the board. She's mute. And

698
00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:05.280
if you're gonna laugh, don't meet yourself. Okay, Okay. And

699
00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:09.119
then the other other thing we're doing. This is the biggie.

700
00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:12.480
This is the biggie, and this is the one rebel's

701
00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.840
gonna love. Okay. This is a huge event in South

702
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:18.920
Florida for many many years. It's right in my backyard.

703
00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:22.679
And it's just like rebel what rebels used to do.

704
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:30.679
We're going to Arti Gras, No, not marti Gras, Artie Gras,

705
00:44:32.199 --> 00:44:36.840
Artie Gras. It's a massive art festival here in South

706
00:44:36.920 --> 00:44:44.159
Florida and has nothing to do with witches and you know,

707
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:52.519
potions and uh parades and costumes and evil and beads

708
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:54.960
just on.

709
00:44:56.599 --> 00:44:58.000
Those beads will get you a lot.

710
00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:01.280
They get you a lot at Rockklahoma, let me tell you.

711
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:04.880
Speaking of traveling, the Pipe Man Radio Tour has so

712
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:09.079
many things going on this year, but Rockklahoma, if you

713
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:12.039
want beads, that's the place to go. All you gotta

714
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:14.840
do is show your boobs or your butthole, and if

715
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:18.480
you do both, you get two beads. That's simple. And

716
00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.119
you'd be amazing how many people will show their butthole

717
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:25.519
for a bead necklace? Do they do that in New Orleans?

718
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:28.400
For MORNI grad? Do you show your boobs or butthole

719
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:29.639
to get a necklace?

720
00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:32.400
Me?

721
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:35.760
No, but people do the first one.

722
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:40.880
Oh, I know what Rebel does. Rebel uses the beads.

723
00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:47.440
You know, you know what she uses them for? Are

724
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:50.280
they anal beads or agina beads?

725
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:52.000
She uses them as toilet paper.

726
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:57.559
Oh, so they're anal beads. Are they anal beads or

727
00:45:57.639 --> 00:45:58.519
agina beads?

728
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:03.599
I'm sure there are parades that will throw.

729
00:46:03.480 --> 00:46:07.599
Things like that. Have you ever used vagina beads or

730
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:13.800
anal beads before, Rebel? You haven't. No, So you would

731
00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:18.039
perform fillatio on a white cap KKK person, but you

732
00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:21.440
won't do anything with beads. That's pretty racist. If you

733
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:25.639
ask me, like, why do you hate beads so much?

734
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:28.920
They don't come in white.

735
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:32.199
I don't hate beads, but they're not for that purpose.

736
00:46:33.239 --> 00:46:35.960
Well, then why do they sell things that are specifically

737
00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:42.559
named anal beads if they're not for that purpose? Well?

738
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:46.239
Do they not sell that in Louisiana? Do they not

739
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:47.639
sell that in Louisiana?

740
00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:51.159
I'm sure they do. They have sex shops. They have

741
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:52.199
sex shops here.

742
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:54.079
How many of them have you worked at?

743
00:46:57.880 --> 00:46:59.280
Not worked at any? Thank you?

744
00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:02.280
Do you have a rewards membership with any of them?

745
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:03.039
You don't understand?

746
00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:03.400
I can't.

747
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.880
I don't even know if you don't understand their products?

748
00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:12.119
Yeah, okay, sure.

749
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.000
Well listen all the questions I'm asking you. The old

750
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:17.519
rebel would be like riding right out and you're.

751
00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:24.400
Doing them just the boring venilla boond my comprehension.

752
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:30.440
I don't know, Okay, okay, Rebel, if you were an

753
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:34.760
exotic place that you traveled to, what would be the

754
00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:37.480
most risk a kinky thing you would.

755
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:44.199
Do depends on what's legal.

756
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:49.239
Oh my god, Rebel, I mean, like, can't you just

757
00:47:49.320 --> 00:47:50.480
answer the fucking question.

758
00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:53.039
Jesus Christ, the woman who stood up to a cop.

759
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:57.239
I have been in a dungeon in Paris, just saying,

760
00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:04.920
can you top that it was not a memory, It

761
00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:07.559
was not a good memorable experience. I can tell you

762
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:13.639
that I would never do anything no, because okay, so

763
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:18.400
what happened was is, uh, there was somebody making these

764
00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:21.400
god awful sounds that like haunt me in my head

765
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:24.719
for the rest of my life. That's why.

766
00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:28.960
And those sounds were have you paid your taxes? Have

767
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:29.880
you paid your taxes?

768
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:33.280
They were they were I love you pipe man.

769
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:36.880
Was it a male voice or a female voice?

770
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:37.920
Uh?

771
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:41.840
Well the love you pipe man female, But no, the

772
00:48:41.960 --> 00:48:43.239
voice was a male voice.

773
00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:44.840
You know.

774
00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:51.639
It was bad. It was disturbing, like, get you the

775
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:57.440
fuck out. But here's the funny part. Never mind, I

776
00:48:57.480 --> 00:49:06.039
won't tell the funny part. But so, if you're traveling

777
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:09.719
in Paris and you want the address of the dungeon

778
00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:12.280
in Paris, I'll send you there. There's also some cool

779
00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:20.760
places in the Netherlands too. And you know in Costa

780
00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:25.800
Rica it's just the bushes. You just find somebody in

781
00:49:25.880 --> 00:49:28.239
it's the jungle. You just find somebody in the bushes.

782
00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:31.800
You can do that here in South Florida too. Do

783
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:34.760
you know that the police raid the state parks here

784
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.239
in South Florida all the time because people are in

785
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:37.840
the bushes.

786
00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:42.159
Would you consider that a little more risque than risk

787
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.440
or god? Just because I respect.

788
00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:47.880
I think what's really risk is if you go to

789
00:49:48.000 --> 00:49:51.840
Haulover Beach, which is the nude Beach, and you have

790
00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:54.360
to walk past all the eighty and ninety year old

791
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:59.840
naked men, because that's what you got. Anybody that's part

792
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:06.519
of nudest colony or nude beach. I mean, like it's

793
00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:07.559
not even a turn on.

794
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:12.599
I feel like people people always talk people always talk

795
00:50:12.639 --> 00:50:15.599
about like like a new nude colony or whatever, and

796
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:18.239
it's like, yeah, but if you actually see the people

797
00:50:18.440 --> 00:50:21.239
in the colony, it's not people you want to see naked.

798
00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:28.519
Well, so you know, actually, no, this is a known fact.

799
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:30.559
All you have to do is read up on any

800
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:34.239
of this. Okay, it's usually the nudest that have the

801
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:39.239
horrible bodies, no offense. But like because people with great bodies,

802
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:42.519
they don't need to they don't need to let it

803
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:43.199
all hang out.

804
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:46.000
I'm telling you.

805
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:48.719
Okay, Well, one, I want you to go do some

806
00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:53.840
field research. There's a pay from the studio.

807
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.480
Field research or field research. Feel feel like feel okay?

808
00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:03.239
Yeah? Okay, there there is a colony right down the

809
00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.599
street from the studio. Are you willing to go there

810
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:11.880
and on tomorrow's show and broadcast live from there.

811
00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:16.679
I will go on their cover and do it for you,

812
00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:21.039
just for the show. I'm willing to sacrifice myself for that.

813
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:26.440
That's what we're doing tomorrow. Okay, I'll text you the

814
00:51:26.599 --> 00:51:29.559
address when we get off the air. Speaking of getting

815
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:31.800
off the air, I think it's time to get off

816
00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:34.679
the air. But before we get off the air, one

817
00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:39.840
we need to play something real quick. Okay, So there's

818
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:43.800
a thing there for Shiprock twenty twenty six. I want

819
00:51:43.840 --> 00:51:46.599
you to play it because we're talking about travel, and

820
00:51:46.679 --> 00:51:50.159
in twenty twenty five we had a badass time traveling

821
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:54.159
to Half Moon Cay and to Saint Thomas on Shiprock.

822
00:51:54.559 --> 00:51:57.440
Shiprock twenty twenty six is going to be even more badass.

823
00:51:57.519 --> 00:51:59.760
They're going to have a bigger ship, a brand new ship,

824
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.079
a new place to go. It's it's badass. So roll

825
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:08.000
it one. Do you have it there? It's there?

826
00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:08.599
Which one?

827
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:11.480
Yes, it's it's the one that says ship Rock twenty

828
00:52:11.639 --> 00:52:13.519
twenty five. I mean twenty six.

829
00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:15.199
I don't see twenty six.

830
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:18.800
Uh go down to the videos. Okay, I'm going there

831
00:52:18.880 --> 00:52:22.599
right now. Let's see that ain't Where is it shipped rock?

832
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:23.880
Uh?

833
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:31.039
Where did it go up? Here? Probably? And it there? Yeah,

834
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:33.320
I guess it's wrong. Let's see if this is it

835
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:37.639
sonic simple arty, that's not it. But we want to

836
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:44.079
play that one too. At some point, where did it go. Okay, here,

837
00:52:49.519 --> 00:52:53.000
where'd it go? I did upload it? Damn it, it's

838
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:59.079
not here. I did upload it. Where is it? I

839
00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:03.400
don't see any of the sh uh no, no, no,

840
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:10.320
this one is an old one. Okay, you guys are

841
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:13.000
gonna have to tune in tomorrow then, okay to the

842
00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:15.639
Avengers pipe Man here on W four C Y Radio

843
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.480
W four C dot y dot com one pm Eastern time.

844
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:23.679
You're gonna play more ship rock stuff because I don't

845
00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:28.960
know the pipe man from procedure something. So in the meantime,

846
00:53:29.480 --> 00:53:31.119
what we do want to talk about is we are

847
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:34.960
doing ticket giveaways for Louder than Life, not yet, but

848
00:53:35.079 --> 00:53:41.800
we will be Bourbon Beyond Now and Rockville and Rock

849
00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:48.280
to South and Rock to Country and Incarceration, oh wait, Incarceration,

850
00:53:49.079 --> 00:53:55.280
Incarceration America's Rock Metal and SATU Festival with Slipknot following

851
00:53:55.360 --> 00:54:01.679
in reverse fad s Marilyn Manson Three Days Grace are

852
00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:04.119
two Knock Loose, Slam of God, Marc Way Drive, I

853
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:05.920
prevail in this moment and so many more.

854
00:54:06.199 --> 00:54:08.960
Report to the Ohio State Reformatory on July eighteen through

855
00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:11.119
twenty and twenty twenty five to fix your sitting saying

856
00:54:11.199 --> 00:54:13.440
three days of rock and tattoos and the return of

857
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:14.480
the haunted Blood Prison.

858
00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.400
Pass this for recarceration or on sale now at incarceration

859
00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:17.920
dot com.

860
00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:18.639
Five.

861
00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:22.920
There it is. I have one more. I have one

862
00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:25.800
more commercial play listen. Do you have a live show? One?

863
00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:27.800
No?

864
00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:33.679
How about you? You gotta go right, rebel, Well, don't

865
00:54:33.719 --> 00:54:36.239
you go, because I'm going to play a couple more

866
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:39.840
things about the upcoming pipe Man Radio tour and I

867
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:42.440
don't want you to be late. One doesn't need to

868
00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:44.599
be late, and we'll be Oh here it is. Okay.

869
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:50.440
This one just came out very excited. Okay, this is

870
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:55.360
another one. We're giving tickets, so the dm me at

871
00:54:55.440 --> 00:54:59.119
pipe Man Radio on any solcials and you could win

872
00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:04.480
tickets either Bourbon, Beyond Our Incarceration your pick, watch.

873
00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:08.039
This Bourbon and Beyond the World's largest Bourbon. The Food

874
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:13.639
and Music Festival returns with Fish and Noah Khan.

875
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:15.800
It is the Season and the Step.

876
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:17.119
Sturgil Simpson.

877
00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:23.920
Illumineers plus Jack White, Vincent Boom Crungvin, Alabama Shicks Takes,

878
00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:26.719
The Elephant Ringo Stars Daniel ray Liff and The Night

879
00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:28.079
Sweat Dolls.

880
00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:28.440
And many more.

881
00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:31.880
Urban and Beyond returns to Louisville September eleven to fourteen.

882
00:55:32.039 --> 00:55:33.320
Pastes are on sale.

883
00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:36.920
Now at Bourbon and Beyond dot com. Okay, we'll talk

884
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:39.920
more about Bourbon and Beyond tomorrow because I got into

885
00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:44.079
a conflict with people on reels that I did comments

886
00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:47.599
about what we said last time about Fish and the

887
00:55:47.639 --> 00:55:50.519
Grateful Dead. A lot of people got offended that I

888
00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:53.840
said Fish and the Grateful Dead were similar, Okay, but

889
00:55:55.039 --> 00:55:56.760
most of them didn't know what I was talking about.

890
00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:59.079
I was talking about the cult thing. I was talking

891
00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:02.920
about all the dead followers that follow Fish, Okay, and

892
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:05.760
so we're going to talk about that from work tomorrow,

893
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:10.800
Studio Nut. Thanks for putting up with me for being

894
00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:15.360
over six minutes again, okay, but we had to get

895
00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:18.400
that out. And I just want to say that I

896
00:56:18.519 --> 00:56:21.239
love all you people. So you need to tune in

897
00:56:21.320 --> 00:56:24.360
tomorrow where I abuse you tomorrow because today was the

898
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:27.800
nice day. Tomorrow I'm not so nice. Tomorrow. We won't

899
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:31.880
abuse you, okay, and we'll have fun doing it right

900
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.159
here on the Adventures of Pipe Main W four CY

901
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:38.039
Radio W four Cy dot com. Roll it one.

902
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:50.000
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipe man,

903
00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:54.039
i'm w for Cui Radio