Pipeman Shenanigans on The Pipeman Homeless Tour & More

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show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi you THENTO censure see for you

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young? Whyke up America? It's
time for the adventures, So fight man.

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I'll teby four. See why I
com list ponkas's number one internet radio

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station. Here's your host, the
five Manhoh, the Adventures of pipe Man

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live from Dunta dunt Na, Costa
Rica and it's season d essay Ocho episode

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dos. So let's bring on right
now, my great co host, before

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we go any further, because without
them, I have no show. So

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let's go and bring on the pipe
nuts. Oh look at that. This

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is why we call them pipe nuts. And it's twenty twenty four, so

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we can't call them pipe bitches because
that would be offensive. Just like you

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heard in my disclaimer, we don't
need to offend anybody. So if we

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offend you, we didn't need to. So just have fun with it.

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Now, the pipe nuts, I
can offend them because they don't care.

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Well, they care, but I
don't care. We don't care. And

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so all right, let's start with
the one that is ready and waiting with

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open legs opposed open arms, the
pipe chef, the chef nut, Rachel.

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How are you I call you Rachel
or Rachel Roberts or should we just

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call you Robert because you're transitioning you
calling whatever you lot? Oh well,

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I'm sure your cousin can too.
And then here we are the swamp nut

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who's been in the swamp for many
many seasons. Oh, look at all

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that stuff coming up. We got
all kinds. It was funny. I

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saw these things coming up on the
screen. Nobody else can see him,

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that's watching the show, by the
way, But I can see him because

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I'm in Costa Rica, and you
know they have cool stuff here, Like

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you can go right two blocks from
where I am to the apothecary and get

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yourself some microdosing mushrooms. Who funny
story about that though, But let's introduce

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rebel first, because she's just sitting
there like very studious, you know,

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and she's not wearing her schoolgirl outfit. So the studious thing should not be

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applicable right now. But welcome Rebel
Meddler. Oh she's not even listening.

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She doesn't even have her headphones on. She didn't even know what was going

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on. Hello, Rebel, Rebel. I think rebels having technical issues.

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Rebel, turn on your mic.
You know that button that ands mic on

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and mic off. She's playing this. Hey, what's happening in rebel?

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Where are you? Where are you? Let's see in the private chat.

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Oh yeah, yeah, she's freezing
because maybe because of her background. Maybe

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speaking of backgrounds, Okay, I
saw the coolest TikTok yesterday. It said

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basically, don't uh you know,
you know what you should do, rebel

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if you can hear me, rebel
rebel. If you can hear me,

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well, one up the Spinning White
Death. But anyway, back to about

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tick kok, Okay, you have
to be careful what's in your background when

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you're doing a zoom, a live
call or whatever. There was this chick

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a business meeting, a professional business
meeting and on her bookshelf behind her,

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she forgot to put away her dildo. So that was in the zoom meeting.

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Yeah, maybe she didn't. Maybe
that was an invitation. Maybe she

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estimating us missed that women back fifty
million years. There was no accident.

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That's so she could like, you
know that for when things get slow,

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she can just go like, yeah, but should you really do that?

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I don't know, I don't know. I mean, you know, you

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know what I'm gonna call rebel because
this is bullshit. Okay, this is

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bullshit, but I do want to
say, Okay, so funny story about

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the mushrooms sing. I was with
my daughter as a store somewhere and like

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it's a big craze now, Like
I love how they take these things that

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were illegal drugs and make them like
these healthy, great crazes. I'm sorry,

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but tripping all the time does a
better person. Okay, it only

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cures your depression because you're hallucinating,
so you don't realize how crappy your life

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is. But then once you get
back to straight again, then you remember.

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So you have to always because I
do have some great tripping stories,

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but not as an adult. Okay, Well, you know, it's like,

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come on, it's you know what, it's the world we live in.

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Everybody's doing it, I know,
and that's they're dumbing on us all

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down so they can put somebody one
hundred years old into office. That's what

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those days of like just drinking or
ov or all my friends are all on

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that bandwagon. They're like, look
at a microdriss. I'm like, micro

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what, it's another fad. You
know. Here's the thing people don't realize

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about being healthy and eating healthy and
doing it. There's a lot of things

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that are just fads. This is
a fad. Okay, Like I'm actually,

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yeah, I've jumped on it.
I buy all the mushroom powders for

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drinks and stuff. You're eating cowshit. I mean it like back when I

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was in high school, well not
high yeah, in high school, we

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used to go and tip cows to
get them. I was going to say,

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you're going to say, too,
cows, you mess Texas. No,

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that's just the thing everywhere. Because
don't ever ever accuse me of being

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from Texas, because let me tell
you my one of my first experiences in

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Texas not my first, but so
I've driven cross country multiple times, and

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the first time we drove through Texas
it took like three days because that that

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that state's a hell of a state
to get through. But there was nothing

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to see the way we went,
there was nothing to see. Like literally,

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there weren't even you know, dust
bowls. It was like there wasn't

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even enough dust for that. Okay, but on my way back, Okay,

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So here's the thing. I was
twelve years old and I was living

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with my father. I've been living
with my father for two years. Before

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that, I lived with my mother. I had like two told separate childhoods.

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By the way, I chose to
move with my father by asking a

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magic aate brill. I don't know
if I kid you not, Like I

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was waffling. My dad said it
was like my favorite toy. He's like,

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wow, you ask the magic a
brill. So I and that,

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and I followed what the magic eight
ball said. So here's the thing.

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Okay, two years later, fast
forward, my dad comes home one day

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and he's like, I want you
to meet your new mother to California in

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three days. And you can't ever
tell a living soul. I kid you

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not, this is true story.
I don't think I've ever said on my

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radio show. Ever, okay,
wow. And so then you go out

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there and that's how I got into
the whole metal punk scene because I lived

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out in LA I was Sunset Strip
and all the clubs in LA that were

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when it was to start in the
height of that whole thing, the eighty

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Sunset Strip scene that will never ever
see again was never seen before. The

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shit ever, Like I'm hanging out
with Lemmy and Ron Jeremy at the Rainbow

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because I at fifteen years old,
because I walked over to the Rainbow from

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the Roxy with Motley Crew, you
know, you know, stuff like that

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set. But then as soon as
I got out of high school, not

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as soon as but shortly thereafter,
I decided to go back to Jersey to

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go to college. And on this
drive, I'm driving across the country and

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this is before GPS, okay,
Like I was doing cross country trips with

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maps and highlighters, okay, And
it was so cool. No, it

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was so cool because you could find
all these cool places to go instead of

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just here, just stick this route
and that's that, you know. Oh

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my god, All right, do
you work now, can y'all hear me?

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Oh? Well, well, thank
God, if you're an engineer,

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you should be able to get your
ship right. Okay, Well here she

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is a swamp nut, rebel meddler, and she's making herself busy with those

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glades you cave in here you even
hear word I said, you know,

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come to the show prepared. You're
supposed to be an engineer, and here

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you're freezing up. You don't have
your headphones on. What the hell is

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this crap? It's so typical of
you read next. So typical. Okay,

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damn typical. But anyway, I
gotta finish my story that you interrupted

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me with all your bullshit. Okay, But anyway, So yeah, I'm

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driving through Texas, and mind you, one of my best friends from high

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school who used to actually engineered the
station. He went on this drive with

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me, and he yes, and
he is of color. Okay, And

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we're in El Paso, Texas.
We stopped at the store in El Paso,

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Texas, and then we go up
to the payphone. I had to

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make a phone call. There were
no cell phones, and shit, you

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had maps with highlighters and payphones.
That's how you worked in the world.

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Okay. And then I'm at the
payphone with him and I noticed something weird

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in the parking lot. And this
is where my not warm, fuzzy feelings

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for Texas started. And I look
at my bro and I'm like, dude,

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we gotta leave. He's like,
why, just trust me. We

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gotta leave, okay, because these
people were coming over because he was black

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and they were going to do something
not so good, okay, And so

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we got out of there. Now
here's the difference. Here's the difference.

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I why give in the world,
okay, because all these people out there,

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you know, spouting their mouth off
about different things. After doing that,

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they do hateful shit and they make
it like it's not their fault,

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okay, and that everybody else is
the same. So I'm sitting there in

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El Paso with my black friend who
is about to get attacked from some white

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Texans because he was black. Period. That was the reason. Then on

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our cross country trip, we decided
to stop in Georgia. I think it

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was Georgia, or maybe it might
actually know what it was another part of

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Texas where all of the black people
lived at the time, okay, because

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it was still kind of segregated.
Even though we think we're not segregated,

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it still is now, I mean
where rebel lives. They have it.

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They have separate streets, you know, for for different people. And uh,

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am I wrong? Rebel? Hello? Am I wrong? Froze again?

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Mike's on mute your mic is muted? At unmute your mic? Somebody

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unmute her mic. Jesus, this
was not planned, everybody thinks. So

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all right, we'll wait till she
can unmute her mic. Okay, I

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muted it. Look at her,
she's tripping out. She's like I did.

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She's she's not sure what to do. Okay, So anyway, we

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go to this other part of Georgia
where his family is. His family's there,

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and I'm the only white person probably
for like at least one hundred miles.

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They welcome to me with open arms. We had a big barbecue.

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They were cool as shit. They
treated me like family, you know.

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Like so that's the thing, like, why can't we just all be like

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that? It's just like, I'm
here in Costa Rica, Costa Ricans,

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they treat you like your family.
But I'm sorry, I have add and

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I got sidetracked on what was happening? Why can't we all be black?

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What happened? I listen don't do
that. Okay, that's not right.

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No, why can't Why can't we
all just get along like Rodneys that type

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of thing. Why we have to
have all this racist bullshit in the world.

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And it's not even in the world, really, it's just in Texas.

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It's not just in Texas, but
Texas is a big offender of that.

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Well, that's because you're in Houston. That's because you're in Houston.

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Look at what's going And let's look
at what's going on down at your border,

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where at your border, your state
border? Where where while people are

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coming in planes to the United States, you got a bunch of you know,

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people out there building razor wire.
I don't know if the razor wires

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stops the planes. They clean out
your toilets, they do your you know,

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your clothes kids there. It's yeah, that's rude what you just said.

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I'm sorry, listen. I had
somebody I was walking with, Okay,

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all the time, I had somebody
I was walking with, and they

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saw a black woman with a white
male and this person says, well,

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at least if you're going to be
with that woman, she should be good

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looking. And I looked at him
and I'm like, that is racist.

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He's like, no, it's not. And I'm like, that is the

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definition of racist right there. And
no matter what I said, this person

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could not even grasp how that was
racist. And that's the problem is there's

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people out there saying, oh,
I'm not racist, but they are because

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they don't realize they are. And
even if they don't, they're just being

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hateful. So you don't even have
to take that word racism. Just stop

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being hateful. A bunch of hateful
idiots. Okay, But here's the thing.

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Here's the thing that so this person
was talking to somebody else and somebody

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else said to him, you do
realize that he has two black grandchildren,

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right And he goes, oh,
I didn't even think of that, but

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that he understood that it was racist
because it was because of my grandchildren.

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But if I didn't have black grandchildren, it wouldn't be racist. That is

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the idiot as how much idiots people
are in the world today. You know,

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we all we all just need to
love each other. We're all humans.

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And that's what you can learn from
Costa Rica. Because I come here,

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nobody's treated differently. Everybody is like
happy, gracious, you got these

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people that are poorer than the poorest
people in the United States that are smiling

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every day. They say good morning
to you. They're always friendly. I

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mean a perfect example is their whole
mantra is puabta, which means pure life

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exactly, and they always say okay. So you know how in Spanish you

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can say they nada for you're welcome. Yeah, they don't say that.

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They say mutro gusta, which I
love so much better, and it says

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it all because they know what it
means much with much like or yes,

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with great pleasure, with the pleasure
is mine. And it's just a totally

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different mindset. The whole world needs
this mindset right now, the whole fricking

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world, because we're just a bunch
of hateful idiots in the world. Now,

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okay, Rebel, are you actually
working now? I hope so?

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Well? Now you are there,
you go. What's the problem, Rebel?

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What's going on? The report to
us from Louisiana. What's going on

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from Louisiana is I'm going nuts.
No, I don't know why. It

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just all of a sudden just doesn't
want to work. It keeps losing the

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connection to the microphone. But the
microphone is on the camera. So I

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don't know how it would do that. Huh. Okay, So since you're

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here, now, what do you
think about everything we just said? It's

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amazing that people in Texas are still
having issues. Well, you still have

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issues in Louisiana. Yeah, we
do, we do, we do.

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The problem is that we didn't get
to know each other. We still we

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still follow that unknown hatred. I
think the problem is that you're still pissed.

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I think you're still pissed at the
North took away your slaves. That's

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what I know. I totally disagree
that. I know, no human being,

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no anyone should be held in captive
to be a slave for anything.

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That's that's uncalled for. I don't
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you know, though, why the
southwesn't it initially mad about the whole war

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and about and what caused the Civil
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is. And to this day,
if you talk to some racist people that

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are from the South that are like
they're ignorant racists. They still think because

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I had this conversation with somebody like
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North ruined their abilities to make money
because the North had at that time other

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ways that their businesses could run and
had more money, and they had the

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government was get this is what they
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programs to help them with businesses and
stuff. And the South had to have

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slaves in order to survive and eat
and blah blah blah. The problem with

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that logic is, so what's your
excuse for beating them, whipping them and

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everything else that was and raping them
and everything else that was done to them?

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But they don't think that, yeah, exactly, that that was just

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that was party did that last night? And I mean, I'm gonna tell

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you it was pretty fun. Did
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and eaten and I you know,
I gotta say it. That's consensual consent,

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right, consensual non consent? Yeah? Well, and you know,

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I was just watching a show about
uh a pro football player that was in

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prison for ten years because when he
was fifteen he got accused of rape at

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school and how do you do that
at school? And exactly, and he

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has a statual limitations on that.
I'm sorry, there is a set that

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happened. It happened then, No, it happened then and he took a

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plea, because that's how things go
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a plea pretty much or else they're
going to screw you. It was either

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you know, take the plea or
do life in prison. He was being

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tried as an adult at fifteen years
old, and he did ten years in

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prison. He came out and he
literally got himself exonerated. When nobody would

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believe in him. He kept he
always said he was innocent, and he

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did get it. Here's the thing, Okay, can't the story. Well

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that's the Yeah, she recanted,
but then she it was her mom.

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Her mom was trying to get rich
off the whole thing, and if she

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recanted the story, the millions that
she made would go back. But here's

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the coolest thing, because I'm a
motivational person, and from the coolest thing

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about this movie that I dug and
literally I was while I was working,

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I was watching this morning before this
show. That was my preparation for the

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show, watching this movie. So
this dude gets out of prison after ten

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years and he was in a maximum
security violent prison like no fun, okay,

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and they do not like rapists or
lessers in prison either, Like there's

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no exactly exactly so, and he
was gonna be a good one. He

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was vin over, yeah, and
he was set to be go to the

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NFL. Okay, at fifteen,
he was set and set to go to

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the NFL. So anyway, bullshit
evidence, bullshit. This took a plea

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and he was supposed to get probation. And this is what happens too.

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He got convinced by the lawyers to
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probation. See look at the look
in her eyes. He ended up the

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judge didn't like it. And this
happens all the time. It gave him

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ten years instead. So you make
this deal that you think is going to

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be better for you, and he
should have just pled not guilty. So

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what ended up happening is he did
get that girl. This all the truth.

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He got exonerated, and then he
actually got invited to, you know,

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try out for the NFL for the
Seattle Seahawks. He didn't make it.

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He tried and he tried out for
many other teams. Didn't make it

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because eleven years out of the game. You're screwed. Okay, I love

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it. See you're keeping The people
are from Louisiana, Texas, I know

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right what I said. So bottom
line is he got exonerated he was too

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old to play football. He went
out and he practiced every day for two

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years and trained for everything for two
years and became the oldest rookie to ever

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play in the NFL. And he
was on the Atlanta Falcons. So all

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you people out there in the world
that you are down and out, that

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things bad are happening, that are
there's things happening in your life and you

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can't see the light like so many
people, this person had it so bad

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and never lost faith and never gave
up and was persistent, persisted until he

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succeeded, like Agmndino said, and
Boom went from ten to eleven years in

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prison to playing in the NFL.
So even you rebel, there's still hope

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for you. Still hope for me, Rachel, Rachel, not so much,

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Rachel. There's no hope for I
mean, she's doing her cousin.

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I mean that's bad. Not the
first cousin. There's cousin down the line.

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Doesn't make it any you know,
me weirder, but it's still but

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me. But you know what,
though, maybe cousins aren't bad as such

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a bad idea because then that you
know, we do so much now with

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well we clone people. You got
mad science, we clone people. Okay,

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so I am like people. My
mom my daddy were cousins and I

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turned out fine. Yeah, well
see there you go, Rebel, she

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makes you look like the you know, like a unicorn. I mean I

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think I think that made fun of
more you want to make fun of?

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Do you want to make fun of
Rachel some more? And Rebel, I

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don't. I don't feel the need
to make one. I really think your

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cousin too. Is that why you
don't want to talk about it? No,

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I am definitely not dating. She's
already divorced from four of her cousins

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already. It didn't worry. They
never married. He is not. If

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you in or if you in in? Why all right, let's uh,

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oh, you know what, We're
gonna make fun of Rachel some more.

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I don't even I don't think I
need well, maybe I do. Let's

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see what we have here? What
is this? All right? So I

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got a clauset for a second,
so everybody knows what the hell is going

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on here? Because yeah, okay, so Rachel does this thing called coffee

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talk, and I love it,
love it, love it. It shows

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absolutely how weird and screwed up and
psycho she is, which is what I

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love about her. You know,
that's why my two co hosts fit.

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You know, that's part of qualifications
for co hosts. Are you psycho?

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Yeah, it's on the application.
Are you psycho? Are you weird?

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Are you out of control? And
you know the average person's going to do

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you see that applications check no,
no, no, and think they're going

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to get the job. No,
that that disqualifies you. But let's hear

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more of what Rachel had to say
this morning, just this morning on coffee

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Talk, what really really good?
It's like I think triple espresso, fucking

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whatever day it is? What Hey? Wait, I got a plause?

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It like, look at the face, Look at the face she's got right

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now? Okay, but there's the
reason I pause this. How come Brian

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doesn't play Wait? How come Brian
doesn't play your coffee talk on movie reviews

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and more? Because I'm weird?
I mean, he that weird bomb up.

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He should be playing it because you
get you guys can sit there and

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review your coffee talk movie. All
right, but let's see more. Let's

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see more. Hell, yes,
So I'll tell you what do you like

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how I said, let's see more
and you said, hell, yes,

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yes, it's happening today. Are
you gonna be the next doctor Strange?

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That's what I want to know.
Okay, because that's the doctor Strange does.

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Hey, we were talking about that. I'm gonna colon while we're on

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the stuff. I don't think it
works like that. She can matter what

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you're all good ideas. She can. Don't think you're in that position when

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you do. So I have a
question, then, Rebels, Rebel,

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I have a question. Rebel is
gonna do? She can be the doctor

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stick the camera inside of my ho
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play, hold on, we got
to play the rest your coffee talk.

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But first I want to ask the
question, because she knows where to stick

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it. Rebel, are you willing
to have a proctology exam live on the

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air. I yeah, Like if
Rachel stuck her finger up your butt to

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check your prostate. Don't worry.
Hey, first of all, don't have

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prostates. Oh shoot, we'll see
that's where the doctor Rachel or Rebel?

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Then how come you have one?
I don't have one? There, I

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don't care about Adam's apple. You
can have that shaved. I want you

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to bend over and open up that
glory hole and see if there's a prostate

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there. Okay, never mind,
let's let's go. Let's go back to

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coffee talk at noon noon my time. And I'm a leo, so I

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don't know what time your time?
Okay. That means I don't give a

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ship. I give a shit about
the things. I'm a funny leo because

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when I do give a ship about
something, it's like all in. So

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I either yeah, all the way
anyway, nothing about me, is it?

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Leo? Okay? Okay, more
just today at noon my time,

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badass podcasts, pipe Man Radio.
So I don't know, go find it.

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Yeah, She's like, don't find
it, doesn't tell you? Oh

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my god. Yesterday morning, after
I did coffee talk, I was,

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you know, doing my normal routine, and my my little one. She

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leaves them hanging. You know why
she leaves them hanging like that? Okay?

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Well yeah no, because now people
have to go to your socials and

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check out this morning and every morning's
coffee talk. So how do they do

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that? Do you know how they
get there? Should they just find it?

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Like you gotta wait. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait

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wait, Let's see if this works. Hey, Alexa, can you tell

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me how I can listen to Rachel
doing coffee talk from soft one twelve dot

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com with a new interactive coffee Talk
with Soya if you can listen live or

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listen to past broadcast. There's the
answer. You gotta have four why okay,

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not to hear coffee talk. I'm
giving you that. That was a

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cue to tell everybody your socials and
connect to you and all that crap,

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like you're a legend in your own
mind, to give you a legend in

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everybody else. You type in the
four why okay, we'll keep it there,

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Rebel, how do we how do
we find you? Because when people

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want to reach out to somebody that
freezes up all the time, how do

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they reach you? I shouldn't be
freezing up all the time. And you

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can reach me on Facebook. You
can reach me on Twitch, Twitter,

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no not twitch, can you?
Now? I should know these things.

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You can reach me on Facebook basically, and also you can reach me on

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TikTok k, e p I,
underscore and t. Yeah, everybody's going

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to remember that. That's something nice
call and it's from my cousin who wants

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to know how to connect with you. Well we do, okay, so

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yeah, there we go. See
look at that one of our Wait,

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quiet, quiet, we have a
comment on a screen from a listener here.

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Okay, so this is one of
our greatest show hosts. She hosts

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a show Tuesday, Wednesdays and Thursdays
four pm Eastern one pm Pacific. But

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not on W four c Y radio. It's on our all women's station where

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I'm not allowed to be, and
neither of YouTube because listen, you tube

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would be set women back like seventy
years. Okay, it's on W four

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WN radio and she I don't know
if she would say this our own show,

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but here it is right on the
screen. Her grandparents were first cousins.

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That explains why she's like one of
the greatest show hosts and podcasters ever

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in history. So you need to
follow everybody follow on social media, Linda

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Salvin doctor. Is that that is
rude? That's a picture of a puppy

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in the thing? I know,
Well why you say she looks dog puppy

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in the picture? Okay, come
on, ma, wait, look at

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the We'll get the chrissy net.
We'll get the Chrissy next by got finished

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with Linda. Okay, everybody needs
to tune into her show, Rebel.

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Why don't you give more information about
the Doctor Linda Salvin shows because they are

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awesome and sometimes the pipe man appears
on there, but not let not like

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pipe man on here. Well,
some are like pipe man on here.

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Oh, if you want to hear
excellent stories, wigs of wisdom candles,

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y'all need to check doctor Linda out
because she has this line of candles that

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can make things happen for you.
She's also she's been a psychic for before

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psychics were really on anything. She's
one of the original psychics. You have

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to hear her story. She was
in a plane crash, totaled a car,

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and there was a firetruck one too. You need to tune in to

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Psychic Solutions on Tuesday and Fridays.
Tuesday and Thursdays. Yeah, come on,

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Give the Right Day, Give the
Right Day. Covery Wednesday. If

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you have any kind of addiction problem, or if you have want to hear

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some of the stories or call in
and share some of your stories, you

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should tune into Recovery Wednesday, especially
all of you people that buy and want

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to buy the group Pipeman group on
because you might need to go into recovery.

408
00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:10.119
It's it's called it's called pa pipe
Man Anonymous. Okay, it's a

409
00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:16.239
new it's a new twelve step group. It's a new twelve step group.

410
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:20.360
One of the steps is you have
to make amends to the pipe man,

411
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:28.679
you know what when when he has
it ready, I need one to play

412
00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:31.559
the group on commercials so people know
what we're talking about. But right now

413
00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:37.320
I'm going to talk to this other
listener and I don't know what I said

414
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:40.920
at what time, but it could
have been for the whole show. She's

415
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:49.119
like, oh mg, Dean,
and then let's see. She also said

416
00:37:50.119 --> 00:38:00.239
exactly, we don't have prostates,
but if you are, if you're not

417
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:04.039
always trying to check women for prostates
because they always want to go there,

418
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.559
well, no, because there's no
prostate blocking anything, so they can go

419
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:13.280
right in. You know. With
the prostate, it's like it's like going

420
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:16.559
up against a brick wall. Okay, so without the prostate, you got

421
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:23.360
free rom And I think a lot. Here's what I think. Well,

422
00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:28.960
here's what I think, okay about
that whole thing. The reason why guys

423
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:34.760
want to do it from behind and
go in the behind. I'm kidding because

424
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:39.760
they have they have an ego,
okay, and they think they're so big

425
00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:45.280
that they're gonna probably come out the
other side and that I'm sorry to disappoint

426
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:51.320
you macho males out there that are
like full of yourself. But sorry,

427
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:57.679
it doesn't work that way, okay. But if your tongue was long enough

428
00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:01.079
to go out the other side,
maybe women would speaking. Or guy that

429
00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:07.119
is hot her time is really hot. Look at that. It looks like

430
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:12.639
a kiss tongue. That natural?
Did you because I dated a guy one

431
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:19.039
time and he had his tongue clipped
and it made it longer. He attached

432
00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:25.840
mine's attached in the set law that's
hot the tat So I do want to

433
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:30.079
talk about before because we only got
like ten minutes left of the show.

434
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:32.199
I want to talk real quick about
some things that are going on. Number

435
00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:40.440
One, we made an announcement today, a lineup announcement for incarceration in July

436
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:45.920
at Shawshang Prison, which is the
Ohio State Reformatory. It's one of the

437
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:50.039
stops on the Pipe Man Radio tour. The lineup has been announced today.

438
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:58.039
Go to my socials specifically Facebook.
Right now is where I have to posting.

439
00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:01.400
Go to pipe Man Radio on all
socials, but go to my Facebook

440
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:07.280
and you could check up the lineup
because it is bad ass. As a

441
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:10.239
matter of fact, I'm gonna pull
up and read some of them. But

442
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:15.480
here's the thing. We're doing ticket
giveaways. Okay, so you're gonna have

443
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.920
to keep tuning in and pay attention
because we're gonna give away tickets to Incarceration.

444
00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:23.400
We've given way tickets to Welcome to
Rockville Sonic Temple. These are all

445
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:28.079
on the pipe Man Radio Tour.
We're giving good be giving way tickets to

446
00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:34.800
Ladder than Life for Oklahoma and uh
after Shot Down the Road. We're giving

447
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:39.079
away tickets right now to Bourbon Beyond
that's in Louisville, Kentucky. Okay.

448
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:45.360
If you're into blues, you're into
lot rock, and you're into bourbon and

449
00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:52.400
good food, okay, and you
might win a trip with Rachel to go,

450
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:57.719
you know, because she will.
She will give you bourbon like you've

451
00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:02.000
never had bourbon before. So well, get on the pipe Man Radio socials.

452
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:07.639
Tell me that you want to win
tickets to one of these festivals.

453
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:12.679
But Incarceration, I love that festival
because I love that movie. And Funny

454
00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:17.480
Story is my daughter always every time
I go on tour and I'm doing festivals.

455
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:21.639
So are you excited, Dad,
I'm like, I don't know if

456
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:23.320
excited it's a word. When you're
going to a festival every weekend. I

457
00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:27.639
mean, I love it. It's
great. But then when I was at

458
00:41:27.679 --> 00:41:36.960
incarceration the first time several years ago, I love those eyes. And when

459
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:40.519
I was at ink, I basically
I was standing in the prison yard and

460
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:44.119
I called my door. I'm like, now I'm excited. I'm in the

461
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:49.119
prison yard of Shawshank Prison for a
music festival. It is cool. It's

462
00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:52.760
also a tattoo festival, so if
you want to get tattooed, there you

463
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:59.239
go. But here Breaking Benjamin God
Smack, Shine Down, Wow, I

464
00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:02.960
Prevail, Hailstorm, Hold on,
take I gotta take the shades off.

465
00:42:04.039 --> 00:42:09.480
Uh oh, you gotta see without
the shades. Rachel Beat Okay, Beautiful

466
00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:17.199
Eyes, Chevelle, The Offspring,
bad Omens, Bad Wolves, Biohazard,

467
00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:23.320
Vyo of Maya, Kill Switch,
Engage, Hollywood, Undead Seven, Dust,

468
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:30.119
Sleeping with Sirens, Skill It,
Dropkick, Murphy's from Ashes to New

469
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:36.119
There's so many there's like sixty bands
on here. There's that Mongolian band The

470
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:39.599
Who. They are so cool and
so great. The pipe Man has interviewed

471
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:44.639
them, which, by the way, you gotta go check out pipe Man

472
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:47.440
Radio, The Adventures pipe Man,
Pipeman in the Pit, all that on

473
00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:53.320
all podcast outlets everywhere, including Talk
for Media. We have our own podcast

474
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:58.320
outlet, so you can go there. But I have airviews, almost three

475
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:01.679
thousand interviews with bands. I have
interviews with speakers, authors, all that

476
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:06.440
stuff. But here's the thing.
Right after this show, Right after this

477
00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:08.960
show, I'm doing an interview that
you guys are going to have to check

478
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:15.719
out with Mark Daily announcing the release
of his new single I Want to Be

479
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:19.400
More. I did an interview yesterday
with one of my favorite bands and Infected

480
00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:23.159
Rain. I have interviews coming out
and that I just did for the Rods

481
00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:28.000
for Riot, a whole bunch of
them. I do a lot of interviews,

482
00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:30.039
folks. So if you tune in
to the Adventures of pipe Man eight

483
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:37.880
am Eastern time every morning, or
you go to any of the podcast outlets

484
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:42.119
iHeart, Spotify, Pandora, Amazon
Music, Audible, Apple, Google,

485
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:45.719
you name it, I'm on it
and you can check out all my interviews

486
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:51.880
as well and past shows and all
that stuff. Okay, but I have

487
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:57.800
to say that my co ho my
co hosts are what make the show because

488
00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:01.960
while I'm doing this boring promo ship, they're in the background making faces and

489
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:07.280
doing all this stuff. So thank
you pipe Nuts and well you look you

490
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.679
look much better Rachel. But I
do want to say, you guys are

491
00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:16.159
lucky because we're creating all new assets
for the shows, so we're not really

492
00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:20.280
playing commercials right now, so you
don't even have to get commercials, but

493
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:23.280
there will be, uh and rebel
you get made some suggestions. Yeah,

494
00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:28.639
that's why we gotta we gotta create
the new ones, Like we have to

495
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:34.079
create a Pipe Nuts commercial where you
guys like sing, can you guys sing

496
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:39.960
for me please? In us in
unison do it both? The pot Man

497
00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:45.239
was my boyfriend cousin in here.
Okay, wait, you guys start over,

498
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:52.880
because that's great. I can be
myself every what you know, let's

499
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:57.400
play about that is like i go
on tour and do all these festivals and

500
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:02.639
I'm doing interviews backstage and bands always
wonder where that pipe man name comes from,

501
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:07.239
and then they write a song about
it. About what they think it

502
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:09.480
comes from. So there's like a
bunch of pipe Man songs out there.

503
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:15.360
I got to put them together for
the show too. But let me tell

504
00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:17.960
you what's on the Pipe Main Radio
tour for this year unless you guys,

505
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:22.519
okay, Rachel and Rebel, why
don't you guess what is on the Pipe

506
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:25.559
Main Radio Tour for twenty twenty four. Let's see if you can guess.

507
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:36.840
Okay, Incarceration. Oh good,
you were paying attention coming and beyond good

508
00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:42.639
Rachel Roberts recipes. Yeah, that's
on music festival. That's a whole different

509
00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:46.960
type of festival. Okay, So
I'll tell you who it is. Yes,

510
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:51.159
Welcome to rock And here's what's coming
up. In May, Welcome to

511
00:45:51.239 --> 00:45:57.719
Rockville Sonic Temple. And then in
June we're going to be in the UK

512
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:13.159
and Europe for festival like Leads and
Download and Hellfest and grasp Pop. These

513
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:16.199
are some of the greatest fricking festivals
in the world. And then in July

514
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:21.599
is Incarceration and then and there's gonna
be other ones mixed in too. This

515
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:25.519
is just the preliminary. In August, we're back in the UK and we're

516
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:31.119
gonna do Bloodstock Festival, and we
might do vaking. There's a bunch that

517
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:36.159
we're looking at right now. And
then in the fall we have loudered in

518
00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:42.960
Life, Bourbon and Beyond Rock Klahoma
riot Fest Aftershock, which is on my

519
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:47.039
birthday every year. It's like right
on my birthday or around it. And

520
00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:52.000
man, why is the table?
Why is it every time you're doing that,

521
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:57.320
Rachel? The table that I'm trying. I picks the camera because the

522
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:01.840
table keeps moving up. I gotta
keeping the camera. When do you laughing

523
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:07.960
at Rebel? She's a handful.
Could you imagine going on tour with her,

524
00:47:08.119 --> 00:47:10.960
taking her too? Oh, I
don't know. Lader than Life,

525
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:17.360
Bourbon and Beyond Oh she wants to
go to those because they got bourbon.

526
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:25.440
And she's a celebrity chef, the
celebrity like here world, but here she's

527
00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:30.360
a celebrity. She's the in house
celebrity chef. But they have that bourbon

528
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:35.079
Beyond End Ladder in Life, all
the celebrity chefs there. So you know,

529
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:38.840
she we should get a booth and
you could do your chef thing there.

530
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:46.199
I would do my chef thing there. Okay, so what is two

531
00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:54.079
questions? What is the thing that
you are best at cooking. Next,

532
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:00.079
that's why you're a pipe now.
I was licking, not cooking. That's

533
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:06.239
what That's what today's lunch was was
nuts. That's so funny. While we're

534
00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:09.519
talking about this, it just proves
that our phones are listening to us,

535
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:14.960
because as soon as we start talking
about this, I got an email notification

536
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:22.159
from uber eats telling you that you
have us plugged in one. Okay,

537
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:28.719
so, and what is your favorite
type of bourbon? Oh, Blanton's and

538
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:32.320
there's another one called riff or something
riff raff or something riff. That's a

539
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:37.679
good one. I like. I
like good bourbon. I don't like bullshit.

540
00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:45.679
Yeah, you would love these festivals
because there are There is somebody there

541
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:51.440
that interviews to pipe man, and
I interview him, and his name is

542
00:48:51.519 --> 00:49:01.480
Fred Minnick. He is the most
educated, experienced bourbon connoisseur ever, Like

543
00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:06.039
he's an expert on bourbon. He
has his own podcast, he has his

544
00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:09.440
own newsletter and all that, and
he's always there and he I love the

545
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:13.800
way he dresses too, Like it's
a million degrees out and he's got his

546
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:19.639
suit on and he's like he had
a metal festival dressed in like a light

547
00:49:19.719 --> 00:49:24.119
blue suit with a tie and looks
cool as shit. But he knows his

548
00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:30.039
shit with bourbon. So some of
my best interviews have followed his interviews,

549
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:34.159
and I'll tell you why, because
and even when I go and when he

550
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:37.719
does interviews, he has people try
bourbon. Like I go to these festivals,

551
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:40.280
I don't even drink, and everybody's
like, here, try this,

552
00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:45.559
here, try this. So I
did this one interview with Ben Airborne from

553
00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:50.679
Australia, and they got so drunk
in his interview and then came to my

554
00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:57.519
interview that they were doing. They
were pretending they were baseball announcers for Major

555
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:01.519
League Baseball, and they were like
on point. They were like, there

556
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:07.480
go and as he's round in second
basin, head in door third and oh

557
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.800
my god, I think he's going
home, and oh my god, here

558
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:14.559
you go. And then he runs. He's going to play. He's had

559
00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:20.599
to play, he's got to play
out when he use that. So,

560
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:24.519
yeah, what happens at Larderd in
life and Bourbon Beyond stays that Ladder in

561
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:28.719
life in Bourbon Beyond, unless,
of course you're on the Adventures pipe Man,

562
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:32.599
Because there's nothing that's safe. But
what is safe is it's time to

563
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:37.239
go. I gotta go do an
interview. I don't have time for you

564
00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:44.719
people anymore. And everybody listening you
get there'll be a replay of this show.

565
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:49.360
It'll also be on my podcast and
the interview I'm doing after this you

566
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:52.440
can hear on the podcast. And
you guys are always welcome. The pipe

567
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:55.480
nuts not so much. And Rebel
next time, get your shit together before

568
00:50:55.480 --> 00:51:00.960
you get on the show, because
listen, what kind of wrappers zen are

569
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:06.119
you up to station? They have
that kind of crap going on that station

570
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:12.559
stuff, Well do it? And
uh, you know you pipe nuts,

571
00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:20.079
you freaking rock and rock our engineer
one he rocks, So thank you one,

572
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:24.239
and we got a lot more coming. Tune in every week every Wednesday

573
00:51:24.679 --> 00:51:29.639
one pm Eastern time. What other
other times I own you are in the

574
00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:32.920
world. I'm not sure what Australia
time zone is right now, but tune

575
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:37.760
in because it's gonna just get better. We got more and more. Thanks

576
00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:42.079
for listening and thanks for being here
on the Adventures of pipe Man. Don't

577
00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:55.800
forget the group on roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures

578
00:51:55.840 --> 00:52:07.880
of pipe Man. I'm w for
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