Pipeman Shenanigans on The Pipeman Homeless Tour & More

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0:51 I'll teby four. See why I com list ponkas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the five Manhoh, the Adventures of pipe Man live from Dunta dunt Na, Costa Rica and it's season d essay Ocho episode dos. So let's bring on right now, my great co host, before we go any further, because without them, I have no show. So let's go and bring on the pipe nuts. Oh look at that. This is why we call them pipe nuts. And it's twenty twenty four, so we can't call them pipe bitches because that would be offensive. Just like you heard in my disclaimer, we don't need to offend anybody. So if we offend you, we didn't need to. So just have fun with it.

1:49 Now, the pipe nuts, I can offend them because they don't care. Well, they care, but I don't care. We don't care. And so all right, let's start with the one that is ready and waiting with open legs opposed open arms, the pipe chef, the chef nut, Rachel. How are you I call you Rachel or Rachel Roberts or should we just call you Robert because you're transitioning you calling whatever you lot? Oh well, I'm sure your cousin can too. And then here we are the swamp nut who's been in the swamp for many many seasons. Oh, look at all that stuff coming up. We got all kinds. It was funny. I saw these things coming up on the screen. Nobody else can see him, that's watching the show, by the way, But I can see him because I'm in Costa Rica, and you know they have cool stuff here, Like you can go right two blocks from where I am to the apothecary and get yourself some microdosing mushrooms. Who funny story about that though, But let's introduce rebel first, because she's just sitting there like very studious, you know, and she's not wearing her schoolgirl outfit. So the studious thing should not be applicable right now. But welcome Rebel Meddler. Oh she's not even listening.

3:20 She doesn't even have her headphones on. She didn't even know what was going on. Hello, Rebel, Rebel. I think rebels having technical issues. Rebel, turn on your mic. You know that button that ands mic on and mic off. She's playing this. Hey, what's happening in rebel? Where are you? Where are you? Let's see in the private chat. Oh yeah, yeah, she's freezing because maybe because of her background. Maybe speaking of backgrounds, Okay, I saw the coolest TikTok yesterday. It said basically, don't uh you know, you know what you should do, rebel if you can hear me, rebel rebel. If you can hear me, well, one up the Spinning White Death. But anyway, back to about tick kok, Okay, you have to be careful what's in your background when you're doing a zoom, a live call or whatever. There was this chick a business meeting, a professional business meeting and on her bookshelf behind her, she forgot to put away her dildo. So that was in the zoom meeting.

4:46 Yeah, maybe she didn't. Maybe that was an invitation. Maybe she estimating us missed that women back fifty million years. There was no accident. That's so she could like, you know that for when things get slow, she can just go like, yeah, but should you really do that? I don't know, I don't know. I mean, you know, you know what I'm gonna call rebel because this is bullshit. Okay, this is bullshit, but I do want to say, Okay, so funny story about the mushrooms sing. I was with my daughter as a store somewhere and like it's a big craze now, Like I love how they take these things that were illegal drugs and make them like these healthy, great crazes. I'm sorry, but tripping all the time does a better person. Okay, it only cures your depression because you're hallucinating, so you don't realize how crappy your life is. But then once you get back to straight again, then you remember.

5:53 So you have to always because I do have some great tripping stories, but not as an adult. Okay, Well, you know, it's like, come on, it's you know what, it's the world we live in. Everybody's doing it, I know, and that's they're dumbing on us all down so they can put somebody one hundred years old into office. That's what those days of like just drinking or ov or all my friends are all on that bandwagon. They're like, look at a microdriss. I'm like, micro what, it's another fad. You know. Here's the thing people don't realize about being healthy and eating healthy and doing it. There's a lot of things that are just fads. This is a fad. Okay, Like I'm actually, yeah, I've jumped on it. I buy all the mushroom powders for drinks and stuff. You're eating cowshit. I mean it like back when I was in high school, well not high yeah, in high school, we used to go and tip cows to get them. I was going to say, you're going to say, too, cows, you mess Texas. No, that's just the thing everywhere. Because don't ever ever accuse me of being from Texas, because let me tell you my one of my first experiences in Texas not my first, but so I've driven cross country multiple times, and the first time we drove through Texas it took like three days because that that

7:26 that state's a hell of a state to get through. But there was nothing to see the way we went, there was nothing to see. Like literally, there weren't even you know, dust bowls. It was like there wasn't even enough dust for that. Okay, but on my way back, Okay, So here's the thing. I was twelve years old and I was living with my father. I've been living with my father for two years. Before that, I lived with my mother. I had like two told separate childhoods. By the way, I chose to move with my father by asking a magic aate brill. I don't know if I kid you not, Like I was waffling. My dad said it was like my favorite toy. He's like, wow, you ask the magic a brill. So I and that, and I followed what the magic eight ball said. So here's the thing.

8:26 Okay, two years later, fast forward, my dad comes home one day and he's like, I want you to meet your new mother to California in three days. And you can't ever tell a living soul. I kid you not, this is true story. I don't think I've ever said on my radio show. Ever, okay, wow. And so then you go out there and that's how I got into the whole metal punk scene because I lived out in LA I was Sunset Strip and all the clubs in LA that were when it was to start in the height of that whole thing, the eighty Sunset Strip scene that will never ever see again was never seen before. The shit ever, Like I'm hanging out with Lemmy and Ron Jeremy at the Rainbow because I at fifteen years old, because I walked over to the Rainbow from the Roxy with Motley Crew, you know, you know, stuff like that set. But then as soon as I got out of high school, not as soon as but shortly thereafter, I decided to go back to Jersey to go to college. And on this drive, I'm driving across the country and this is before GPS, okay, Like I was doing cross country trips with maps and highlighters, okay, And it was so cool. No, it was so cool because you could find all these cool places to go instead of

10:00 just here, just stick this route and that's that, you know. Oh my god, All right, do you work now, can y'all hear me? Oh? Well, well, thank God, if you're an engineer, you should be able to get your ship right. Okay, Well here she is a swamp nut, rebel meddler, and she's making herself busy with those glades you cave in here you even hear word I said, you know, come to the show prepared. You're supposed to be an engineer, and here you're freezing up. You don't have your headphones on. What the hell is this crap? It's so typical of you read next. So typical. Okay, damn typical. But anyway, I gotta finish my story that you interrupted me with all your bullshit. Okay, But anyway, So yeah, I'm driving through Texas, and mind you, one of my best friends from high school who used to actually engineered the station. He went on this drive with me, and he yes, and he is of color. Okay, And we're in El Paso, Texas. We stopped at the store in El Paso, Texas, and then we go up to the payphone. I had to make a phone call. There were no cell phones, and shit, you had maps with highlighters and payphones. That's how you worked in the world.

11:24 Okay. And then I'm at the payphone with him and I noticed something weird in the parking lot. And this is where my not warm, fuzzy feelings for Texas started. And I look at my bro and I'm like, dude, we gotta leave. He's like, why, just trust me. We gotta leave, okay, because these people were coming over because he was black and they were going to do something not so good, okay, And so we got out of there. Now here's the difference. Here's the difference.

12:05 I why give in the world, okay, because all these people out there, you know, spouting their mouth off about different things. After doing that, they do hateful shit and they make it like it's not their fault, okay, and that everybody else is the same. So I'm sitting there in El Paso with my black friend who is about to get attacked from some white Texans because he was black. Period. That was the reason. Then on our cross country trip, we decided to stop in Georgia. I think it was Georgia, or maybe it might actually know what it was another part of Texas where all of the black people lived at the time, okay, because it was still kind of segregated. Even though we think we're not segregated, it still is now, I mean where rebel lives. They have it.

13:00 They have separate streets, you know, for for different people. And uh, am I wrong? Rebel? Hello? Am I wrong? Froze again? Mike's on mute your mic is muted? At unmute your mic? Somebody unmute her mic. Jesus, this was not planned, everybody thinks. So all right, we'll wait till she can unmute her mic. Okay, I muted it. Look at her, she's tripping out. She's like I did.

13:41 She's she's not sure what to do. Okay, So anyway, we go to this other part of Georgia where his family is. His family's there, and I'm the only white person probably for like at least one hundred miles. They welcome to me with open arms. We had a big barbecue. They were cool as shit. They treated me like family, you know. Like so that's the thing, like, why can't we just all be like that? It's just like, I'm here in Costa Rica, Costa Ricans, they treat you like your family. But I'm sorry, I have add and I got sidetracked on what was happening? Why can't we all be black?

14:24 What happened? I listen don't do that. Okay, that's not right. No, why can't Why can't we all just get along like Rodneys that type of thing. Why we have to have all this racist bullshit in the world. And it's not even in the world, really, it's just in Texas. It's not just in Texas, but Texas is a big offender of that. Well, that's because you're in Houston. That's because you're in Houston. Look at what's going And let's look at what's going on down at your border, where at your border, your state border? Where where while people are coming in planes to the United States, you got a bunch of you know, people out there building razor wire. I don't know if the razor wires stops the planes. They clean out your toilets, they do your you know, your clothes kids there. It's yeah, that's rude what you just said.

15:33 I'm sorry, listen. I had somebody I was walking with, Okay, all the time, I had somebody I was walking with, and they saw a black woman with a white male and this person says, well, at least if you're going to be with that woman, she should be good looking. And I looked at him and I'm like, that is racist. He's like, no, it's not. And I'm like, that is the definition of racist right there. And no matter what I said, this person could not even grasp how that was racist. And that's the problem is there's people out there saying, oh, I'm not racist, but they are because they don't realize they are. And even if they don't, they're just being hateful. So you don't even have to take that word racism. Just stop being hateful. A bunch of hateful idiots. Okay, But here's the thing.

16:37 Here's the thing that so this person was talking to somebody else and somebody else said to him, you do realize that he has two black grandchildren, right And he goes, oh, I didn't even think of that, but that he understood that it was racist because it was because of my grandchildren. But if I didn't have black grandchildren, it wouldn't be racist. That is the idiot as how much idiots people are in the world today. You know, we all we all just need to love each other. We're all humans.

17:19 And that's what you can learn from Costa Rica. Because I come here, nobody's treated differently. Everybody is like happy, gracious, you got these people that are poorer than the poorest people in the United States that are smiling every day. They say good morning to you. They're always friendly. I mean a perfect example is their whole mantra is puabta, which means pure life exactly, and they always say okay. So you know how in Spanish you can say they nada for you're welcome. Yeah, they don't say that.

18:00 They say mutro gusta, which I love so much better, and it says it all because they know what it means much with much like or yes, with great pleasure, with the pleasure is mine. And it's just a totally different mindset. The whole world needs this mindset right now, the whole fricking world, because we're just a bunch of hateful idiots in the world. Now, okay, Rebel, are you actually working now? I hope so? Well? Now you are there, you go. What's the problem, Rebel? What's going on? The report to us from Louisiana. What's going on from Louisiana is I'm going nuts. No, I don't know why. It just all of a sudden just doesn't want to work. It keeps losing the connection to the microphone. But the microphone is on the camera. So I don't know how it would do that. Huh. Okay, So since you're here, now, what do you think about everything we just said? It's amazing that people in Texas are still having issues. Well, you still have issues in Louisiana. Yeah, we do, we do, we do.

19:18 The problem is that we didn't get to know each other. We still we still follow that unknown hatred. I think the problem is that you're still pissed. I think you're still pissed at the North took away your slaves. That's what I know. I totally disagree that. I know, no human being, no anyone should be held in captive to be a slave for anything. That's that's uncalled for. I don't care what color you know. Why do you know, though, why the southwesn't it initially mad about the whole war and about and what caused the Civil War? Part of it was exactly that is. And to this day, if you talk to some racist people that are from the South that are like they're ignorant racists. They still think because I had this conversation with somebody like two years ago, they think that the North ruined their abilities to make money because the North had at that time other ways that their businesses could run and had more money, and they had the government was get this is what they said. The government was giving them federal programs to help them with businesses and stuff. And the South had to have slaves in order to survive and eat and blah blah blah. The problem with that logic is, so what's your excuse for beating them, whipping them and

20:51 everything else that was and raping them and everything else that was done to them? But they don't think that, yeah, exactly, that that was just that was party did that last night? And I mean, I'm gonna tell you it was pretty fun. Did you get her based? I was great and eaten and I you know, I gotta say it. That's consensual consent, right, consensual non consent? Yeah? Well, and you know, I was just watching a show about uh a pro football player that was in prison for ten years because when he was fifteen he got accused of rape at school and how do you do that at school? And exactly, and he has a statual limitations on that. I'm sorry, there is a set that happened. It happened then, No, it happened then and he took a plea, because that's how things go into court system. You're forced to take a plea pretty much or else they're going to screw you. It was either you know, take the plea or do life in prison. He was being tried as an adult at fifteen years old, and he did ten years in prison. He came out and he literally got himself exonerated. When nobody would believe in him. He kept he always said he was innocent, and he did get it. Here's the thing, Okay, can't the story. Well that's the Yeah, she recanted, but then she it was her mom.

22:25 Her mom was trying to get rich off the whole thing, and if she recanted the story, the millions that she made would go back. But here's the coolest thing, because I'm a motivational person, and from the coolest thing about this movie that I dug and literally I was while I was working, I was watching this morning before this show. That was my preparation for the show, watching this movie. So this dude gets out of prison after ten years and he was in a maximum security violent prison like no fun, okay, and they do not like rapists or lessers in prison either, Like there's no exactly exactly so, and he was gonna be a good one. He was vin over, yeah, and he was set to be go to the NFL. Okay, at fifteen, he was set and set to go to the NFL. So anyway, bullshit evidence, bullshit. This took a plea and he was supposed to get probation. And this is what happens too.

23:30 He got convinced by the lawyers to take a plea because then he would get probation. See look at the look in her eyes. He ended up the judge didn't like it. And this happens all the time. It gave him ten years instead. So you make this deal that you think is going to be better for you, and he should have just pled not guilty. So what ended up happening is he did get that girl. This all the truth. He got exonerated, and then he actually got invited to, you know, try out for the NFL for the Seattle Seahawks. He didn't make it.

24:12 He tried and he tried out for many other teams. Didn't make it because eleven years out of the game. You're screwed. Okay, I love it. See you're keeping The people are from Louisiana, Texas, I know right what I said. So bottom line is he got exonerated he was too old to play football. He went out and he practiced every day for two years and trained for everything for two years and became the oldest rookie to ever play in the NFL. And he was on the Atlanta Falcons. So all you people out there in the world that you are down and out, that things bad are happening, that are there's things happening in your life and you can't see the light like so many people, this person had it so bad and never lost faith and never gave up and was persistent, persisted until he succeeded, like Agmndino said, and Boom went from ten to eleven years in prison to playing in the NFL. So even you rebel, there's still hope for you. Still hope for me, Rachel, Rachel, not so much, Rachel. There's no hope for I mean, she's doing her cousin.

25:33 I mean that's bad. Not the first cousin. There's cousin down the line. Doesn't make it any you know, me weirder, but it's still but me. But you know what, though, maybe cousins aren't bad as such a bad idea because then that you know, we do so much now with well we clone people. You got mad science, we clone people. Okay, so I am like people. My mom my daddy were cousins and I turned out fine. Yeah, well see there you go, Rebel, she makes you look like the you know, like a unicorn. I mean I think I think that made fun of more you want to make fun of?

26:22 Do you want to make fun of Rachel some more? And Rebel, I don't. I don't feel the need to make one. I really think your cousin too. Is that why you don't want to talk about it? No, I am definitely not dating. She's already divorced from four of her cousins already. It didn't worry. They never married. He is not. If you in or if you in in? Why all right, let's uh, oh, you know what, We're gonna make fun of Rachel some more. I don't even I don't think I need well, maybe I do. Let's see what we have here? What is this? All right? So I got a clauset for a second, so everybody knows what the hell is going on here? Because yeah, okay, so Rachel does this thing called coffee talk, and I love it, love it, love it. It shows absolutely how weird and screwed up and psycho she is, which is what I love about her. You know, that's why my two co hosts fit.

27:40 You know, that's part of qualifications for co hosts. Are you psycho? Yeah, it's on the application. Are you psycho? Are you weird? Are you out of control? And you know the average person's going to do you see that applications check no, no, no, and think they're going to get the job. No, that that disqualifies you. But let's hear more of what Rachel had to say this morning, just this morning on coffee Talk, what really really good? It's like I think triple espresso, fucking whatever day it is? What Hey? Wait, I got a plause?

28:40 It like, look at the face, Look at the face she's got right now? Okay, but there's the reason I pause this. How come Brian doesn't play Wait? How come Brian doesn't play your coffee talk on movie reviews and more? Because I'm weird? I mean, he that weird bomb up. He should be playing it because you get you guys can sit there and review your coffee talk movie. All right, but let's see more. Let's see more. Hell, yes, So I'll tell you what do you like how I said, let's see more and you said, hell, yes, yes, it's happening today. Are you gonna be the next doctor Strange?

29:26 That's what I want to know. Okay, because that's the doctor Strange does. Hey, we were talking about that. I'm gonna colon while we're on the stuff. I don't think it works like that. She can matter what you're all good ideas. She can. Don't think you're in that position when you do. So I have a question, then, Rebels, Rebel, I have a question. Rebel is gonna do? She can be the doctor stick the camera inside of my ho ha, hold on, we got to play, hold on, we got to play the rest your coffee talk.

30:14 But first I want to ask the question, because she knows where to stick it. Rebel, are you willing to have a proctology exam live on the air. I yeah, Like if Rachel stuck her finger up your butt to check your prostate. Don't worry. Hey, first of all, don't have prostates. Oh shoot, we'll see that's where the doctor Rachel or Rebel? Then how come you have one? I don't have one? There, I don't care about Adam's apple. You can have that shaved. I want you to bend over and open up that glory hole and see if there's a prostate there. Okay, never mind, let's let's go. Let's go back to coffee talk at noon noon my time. And I'm a leo, so I don't know what time your time? Okay. That means I don't give a ship. I give a shit about the things. I'm a funny leo because when I do give a ship about something, it's like all in. So I either yeah, all the way anyway, nothing about me, is it?

31:34 Leo? Okay? Okay, more just today at noon my time, badass podcasts, pipe Man Radio. So I don't know, go find it. Yeah, She's like, don't find it, doesn't tell you? Oh my god. Yesterday morning, after I did coffee talk, I was, you know, doing my normal routine, and my my little one. She leaves them hanging. You know why she leaves them hanging like that? Okay?

32:21 Well yeah no, because now people have to go to your socials and check out this morning and every morning's coffee talk. So how do they do that? Do you know how they get there? Should they just find it? Like you gotta wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, Let's see if this works. Hey, Alexa, can you tell me how I can listen to Rachel doing coffee talk from soft one twelve dot com with a new interactive coffee Talk with Soya if you can listen live or listen to past broadcast. There's the answer. You gotta have four why okay, not to hear coffee talk. I'm giving you that. That was a cue to tell everybody your socials and connect to you and all that crap, like you're a legend in your own mind, to give you a legend in everybody else. You type in the four why okay, we'll keep it there, Rebel, how do we how do we find you? Because when people want to reach out to somebody that freezes up all the time, how do they reach you? I shouldn't be freezing up all the time. And you can reach me on Facebook. You can reach me on Twitch, Twitter, no not twitch, can you? Now? I should know these things.

33:43 You can reach me on Facebook basically, and also you can reach me on TikTok k, e p I, underscore and t. Yeah, everybody's going to remember that. That's something nice call and it's from my cousin who wants to know how to connect with you. Well we do, okay, so yeah, there we go. See look at that one of our Wait, quiet, quiet, we have a comment on a screen from a listener here. Okay, so this is one of our greatest show hosts. She hosts a show Tuesday, Wednesdays and Thursdays four pm Eastern one pm Pacific. But not on W four c Y radio. It's on our all women's station where I'm not allowed to be, and neither of YouTube because listen, you tube would be set women back like seventy years. Okay, it's on W four WN radio and she I don't know if she would say this our own show, but here it is right on the screen. Her grandparents were first cousins.

35:04 That explains why she's like one of the greatest show hosts and podcasters ever in history. So you need to follow everybody follow on social media, Linda Salvin doctor. Is that that is rude? That's a picture of a puppy in the thing? I know, Well why you say she looks dog puppy in the picture? Okay, come on, ma, wait, look at the We'll get the chrissy net. We'll get the Chrissy next by got finished with Linda. Okay, everybody needs to tune into her show, Rebel. Why don't you give more information about the Doctor Linda Salvin shows because they are awesome and sometimes the pipe man appears on there, but not let not like pipe man on here. Well, some are like pipe man on here.

35:53 Oh, if you want to hear excellent stories, wigs of wisdom candles, y'all need to check doctor Linda out because she has this line of candles that can make things happen for you. She's also she's been a psychic for before psychics were really on anything. She's one of the original psychics. You have to hear her story. She was in a plane crash, totaled a car, and there was a firetruck one too. You need to tune in to Psychic Solutions on Tuesday and Fridays. Tuesday and Thursdays. Yeah, come on, Give the Right Day, Give the Right Day. Covery Wednesday. If you have any kind of addiction problem, or if you have want to hear some of the stories or call in and share some of your stories, you should tune into Recovery Wednesday, especially all of you people that buy and want to buy the group Pipeman group on because you might need to go into recovery.

37:04 It's it's called it's called pa pipe Man Anonymous. Okay, it's a new it's a new twelve step group. It's a new twelve step group. One of the steps is you have to make amends to the pipe man, you know what when when he has it ready, I need one to play the group on commercials so people know what we're talking about. But right now I'm going to talk to this other listener and I don't know what I said at what time, but it could have been for the whole show. She's like, oh mg, Dean, and then let's see. She also said exactly, we don't have prostates, but if you are, if you're not always trying to check women for prostates because they always want to go there, well, no, because there's no prostate blocking anything, so they can go right in. You know. With the prostate, it's like it's like going up against a brick wall. Okay, so without the prostate, you got free rom And I think a lot. Here's what I think. Well, here's what I think, okay about that whole thing. The reason why guys want to do it from behind and go in the behind. I'm kidding because

38:35 they have they have an ego, okay, and they think they're so big that they're gonna probably come out the other side and that I'm sorry to disappoint you macho males out there that are like full of yourself. But sorry, it doesn't work that way, okay. But if your tongue was long enough to go out the other side, maybe women would speaking. Or guy that is hot her time is really hot. Look at that. It looks like a kiss tongue. That natural? Did you because I dated a guy one time and he had his tongue clipped and it made it longer. He attached mine's attached in the set law that's hot the tat So I do want to talk about before because we only got like ten minutes left of the show.

39:30 I want to talk real quick about some things that are going on. Number One, we made an announcement today, a lineup announcement for incarceration in July at Shawshang Prison, which is the Ohio State Reformatory. It's one of the stops on the Pipe Man Radio tour. The lineup has been announced today. Go to my socials specifically Facebook. Right now is where I have to posting. Go to pipe Man Radio on all socials, but go to my Facebook and you could check up the lineup because it is bad ass. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna pull up and read some of them. But here's the thing. We're doing ticket giveaways. Okay, so you're gonna have to keep tuning in and pay attention because we're gonna give away tickets to Incarceration.

40:20 We've given way tickets to Welcome to Rockville Sonic Temple. These are all on the pipe Man Radio Tour. We're giving good be giving way tickets to Ladder than Life for Oklahoma and uh after Shot Down the Road. We're giving away tickets right now to Bourbon Beyond that's in Louisville, Kentucky. Okay. If you're into blues, you're into lot rock, and you're into bourbon and good food, okay, and you might win a trip with Rachel to go, you know, because she will. She will give you bourbon like you've never had bourbon before. So well, get on the pipe Man Radio socials.

41:02 Tell me that you want to win tickets to one of these festivals. But Incarceration, I love that festival because I love that movie. And Funny Story is my daughter always every time I go on tour and I'm doing festivals. So are you excited, Dad, I'm like, I don't know if excited it's a word. When you're going to a festival every weekend. I mean, I love it. It's great. But then when I was at incarceration the first time several years ago, I love those eyes. And when I was at ink, I basically I was standing in the prison yard and I called my door. I'm like, now I'm excited. I'm in the prison yard of Shawshank Prison for a music festival. It is cool. It's also a tattoo festival, so if you want to get tattooed, there you go. But here Breaking Benjamin God Smack, Shine Down, Wow, I Prevail, Hailstorm, Hold on, take I gotta take the shades off.

42:04 Uh oh, you gotta see without the shades. Rachel Beat Okay, Beautiful Eyes, Chevelle, The Offspring, bad Omens, Bad Wolves, Biohazard, Vyo of Maya, Kill Switch, Engage, Hollywood, Undead Seven, Dust, Sleeping with Sirens, Skill It, Dropkick, Murphy's from Ashes to New There's so many there's like sixty bands on here. There's that Mongolian band The Who. They are so cool and so great. The pipe Man has interviewed them, which, by the way, you gotta go check out pipe Man Radio, The Adventures pipe Man, Pipeman in the Pit, all that on all podcast outlets everywhere, including Talk for Media. We have our own podcast outlet, so you can go there. But I have airviews, almost three thousand interviews with bands. I have interviews with speakers, authors, all that stuff. But here's the thing. Right after this show, Right after this show, I'm doing an interview that you guys are going to have to check out with Mark Daily announcing the release of his new single I Want to Be More. I did an interview yesterday with one of my favorite bands and Infected Rain. I have interviews coming out and that I just did for the Rods for Riot, a whole bunch of them. I do a lot of interviews, folks. So if you tune in to the Adventures of pipe Man eight am Eastern time every morning, or you go to any of the podcast outlets

43:37 iHeart, Spotify, Pandora, Amazon Music, Audible, Apple, Google, you name it, I'm on it and you can check out all my interviews as well and past shows and all that stuff. Okay, but I have to say that my co ho my co hosts are what make the show because while I'm doing this boring promo ship, they're in the background making faces and doing all this stuff. So thank you pipe Nuts and well you look you look much better Rachel. But I do want to say, you guys are lucky because we're creating all new assets for the shows, so we're not really playing commercials right now, so you don't even have to get commercials, but there will be, uh and rebel you get made some suggestions. Yeah, that's why we gotta we gotta create the new ones, Like we have to create a Pipe Nuts commercial where you guys like sing, can you guys sing for me please? In us in unison do it both? The pot Man was my boyfriend cousin in here. Okay, wait, you guys start over, because that's great. I can be myself every what you know, let's play about that is like i go on tour and do all these festivals and I'm doing interviews backstage and bands always wonder where that pipe man name comes from, and then they write a song about it. About what they think it comes from. So there's like a bunch of pipe Man songs out there.

45:09 I got to put them together for the show too. But let me tell you what's on the Pipe Main Radio tour for this year unless you guys, okay, Rachel and Rebel, why don't you guess what is on the Pipe Main Radio Tour for twenty twenty four. Let's see if you can guess. Okay, Incarceration. Oh good, you were paying attention coming and beyond good Rachel Roberts recipes. Yeah, that's on music festival. That's a whole different type of festival. Okay, So I'll tell you who it is. Yes, Welcome to rock And here's what's coming up. In May, Welcome to Rockville Sonic Temple. And then in June we're going to be in the UK and Europe for festival like Leads and Download and Hellfest and grasp Pop. These are some of the greatest fricking festivals in the world. And then in July is Incarceration and then and there's gonna be other ones mixed in too. This is just the preliminary. In August, we're back in the UK and we're gonna do Bloodstock Festival, and we might do vaking. There's a bunch that we're looking at right now. And then in the fall we have loudered in Life, Bourbon and Beyond Rock Klahoma riot Fest Aftershock, which is on my

46:43 birthday every year. It's like right on my birthday or around it. And man, why is the table? Why is it every time you're doing that, Rachel? The table that I'm trying. I picks the camera because the table keeps moving up. I gotta keeping the camera. When do you laughing at Rebel? She's a handful. Could you imagine going on tour with her, taking her too? Oh, I don't know. Lader than Life, Bourbon and Beyond Oh she wants to go to those because they got bourbon. And she's a celebrity chef, the celebrity like here world, but here she's a celebrity. She's the in house celebrity chef. But they have that bourbon Beyond End Ladder in Life, all the celebrity chefs there. So you know, she we should get a booth and you could do your chef thing there.

47:39 I would do my chef thing there. Okay, so what is two questions? What is the thing that you are best at cooking. Next, that's why you're a pipe now. I was licking, not cooking. That's what That's what today's lunch was was nuts. That's so funny. While we're talking about this, it just proves that our phones are listening to us, because as soon as we start talking about this, I got an email notification from uber eats telling you that you have us plugged in one. Okay, so, and what is your favorite type of bourbon? Oh, Blanton's and there's another one called riff or something riff raff or something riff. That's a good one. I like. I like good bourbon. I don't like bullshit.

48:38 Yeah, you would love these festivals because there are There is somebody there that interviews to pipe man, and I interview him, and his name is Fred Minnick. He is the most educated, experienced bourbon connoisseur ever, Like he's an expert on bourbon. He has his own podcast, he has his own newsletter and all that, and he's always there and he I love the way he dresses too, Like it's a million degrees out and he's got his suit on and he's like he had a metal festival dressed in like a light blue suit with a tie and looks cool as shit. But he knows his shit with bourbon. So some of my best interviews have followed his interviews, and I'll tell you why, because and even when I go and when he does interviews, he has people try bourbon. Like I go to these festivals, I don't even drink, and everybody's like, here, try this, here, try this. So I did this one interview with Ben Airborne from Australia, and they got so drunk in his interview and then came to my interview that they were doing. They were pretending they were baseball announcers for Major League Baseball, and they were like on point. They were like, there go and as he's round in second basin, head in door third and oh my god, I think he's going home, and oh my god, here

50:10 you go. And then he runs. He's going to play. He's had to play, he's got to play out when he use that. So, yeah, what happens at Larderd in life and Bourbon Beyond stays that Ladder in life in Bourbon Beyond, unless, of course you're on the Adventures pipe Man, Because there's nothing that's safe. But what is safe is it's time to go. I gotta go do an interview. I don't have time for you people anymore. And everybody listening you get there'll be a replay of this show. It'll also be on my podcast and the interview I'm doing after this you can hear on the podcast. And you guys are always welcome. The pipe nuts not so much. And Rebel next time, get your shit together before you get on the show, because listen, what kind of wrappers zen are you up to station? They have that kind of crap going on that station stuff, Well do it? And uh, you know you pipe nuts, you freaking rock and rock our engineer one he rocks, So thank you one, and we got a lot more coming. Tune in every week every Wednesday one pm Eastern time. What other other times I own you are in the world. I'm not sure what Australia time zone is right now, but tune in because it's gonna just get better. We got more and more. Thanks for listening and thanks for being here on the Adventures of pipe Man. Don't

51:42 forget the group on roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pipe Man. I'm w for c u I Radio h