Feb. 5, 2025

Travel Tuesday is Here! Let’s Talk Travel, Cultures & Our NEW customized Surf 4 The Heart

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 7 of The Adventures of Pipeman.  

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/4/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at http://www.w4cy.com.  

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Season 19

It’s Travel Tuesday on Season 19, Episode 7 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/4/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

There is the Pipeman Radio Tour and then there is The Pipeman Homeless Tour. For this first themed episode about travel let’s discuss what these two tours are and the stories of those travels on these tours. We will introduce what Travel Tuesday is all about discussing all kinds of travel, cultures, false perceptions, Adventures of Pipeman, and our NEW customized Surf 4 The Heart! What is Surf 4 The Heart? If you have cardiac disease or protect yourself from ever getting cardiac disease and love epic adventures, then you need to find out about this!

We are here!. Upgrades to The Adventures of Pipeman are here for 2025 as we do live shows Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays from now on plus live interviews and bonus content Thursdays thru Sundays. February and beyond means 7 days a week of The Adventures of Pipeman at 1pm ET on W4CY Radio. We will see different sides of Pipeman in new themed shows. Mondays will be Motivational Mondays with All Positive and Everything Self-Help, Inspirational, Business, Relationships, Financial, Health & Wellness, Expert Authors, Coaches, and Speakers. Tuesdays will be Travel Tuesdays with Global Travel Adventures, Special Travel Trips for Health and Wellness especially Travel for the Heart. Wednesdays will be the same zany, off the wall show of crazy Adventures of Pipeman with a variety of topics, bits, serious and not so serious segments, True Crime, Dating Disasters, and Pipeman’s Sit Down Comedian Antics where “Who Knows and Anything Goes.”

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Hi you lunto y. That's sure you see Why bring

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you young?

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Why come of America?

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It's time for the adventures. So Fight Man, I'll go

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before see White.

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I com list pm Beats it's number one internet radio station.

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Here's your host, the fight Man. Yo. Happy Tuesday. It's

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travel Tuesday on the Adventures of pipe Man. And Yeah,

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so this is something we talk about a lot, but

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now we made a special segment because there's so much

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to talk about. First of all, we have the pipe

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Man Radio Tour. So on this theme Tuesday, Every Tuesday,

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we'll talk about any of the adventures on the pipe

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Man Radio Tour, either coming up or that we just experience,

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Like today, we'll probably talk about the Remsance Festival and

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the South Florida Fair and ship Rocked a little bit

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because we already talked some about but those two I

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just did over the weekend, and venom Ink on the

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Pipe Man Radio Tour. But also we're going to talk

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about just traveling in general, and that's where the Pipe

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Man Homeless Tour comes in, and we'll explain what that

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is later in the show. And then we also have

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a new thing that we're you know, developing right now,

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and this is where we will feature a lot of

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It is basically, you know, all kinds of different travel adventures,

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surf trips and stuff for people that have cardiac disease.

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explain it later, but especially the surf trips, so we're

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that's where Surf for the Heart comes in. We'll talk

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about that. But in the meantime, let's bring on the

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pipe Nuts and I'll introduce them one at a time,

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but let's bring them all on the screen and we'll

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we'll see what they what how they relate to this show.

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We'll start with Rebel Medler, the swamp Nut. She's on

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the show here because she has absolutely no experience in

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traveling as and and it is in our included forest

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of Louisiana, so much so that when she has come

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to Florida, she freaks out about the normal, everyday, twenty

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first century things that we have, like actually making sure

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people don't get STDs, and like locks on screen doors

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and the multitude of other things that I think she

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was in a different universe when she came to Florida,

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you know, because Louisiana is still back in pre civil

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war times, So welcome, rebel. Is any of that true?

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Well for not, no, not all of it, not some

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of it.

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Yes, some of it? Okay, So let's talk about what's

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true and what's not true.

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There's no forest here, it's more by you, so therefore

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not stuck in her own little forest in Louisiana.

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I'm sure they do have forest trees, but not knocking

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them whatsoever.

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But it's more much easier to hide your prey in

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by you than in the forest, isn't it, rebel?

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Yes?

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Okay, Next they don't find the bodies back to.

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Yes, it was weird to have me lock on.

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The screen door because I didn't see a point of

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having to lock the screen door.

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But it's okay.

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As far as the well wait, wait, let's discuss that

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part for a second. How many because she never heard

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of locks on screen door? Okay in Canada, doctor Nicole

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for and in Canada do they exist? You probably don't

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even have screen doors because it's so freaking cold that

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nobody needs to open their door and have the screen

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But justin King, yeah, the doors shut all the time. No,

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we have screen doors.

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where you never locked the screen door, and now you

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Door, but they had the locks, you just never used them, right.

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open door policy.

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You know what lock?

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Just like.

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main door.

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Right yeah, So maybe you should become on the on

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this show your health nut. How about that? That's your

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health that's your name, health Health because you're the health

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guru of the show. Okay, so uh, and you'll participate

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with your health advice for traveling, because like there's that's

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things we'll talk about, Like you can't just go anywhere

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and do the same thing you do at home, just

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saying you know.

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I mean like health and travel has driven my entire

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you know existence. So I love travel and everything about

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it and all the lessons you learn and the health

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tips along the way.

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Well that's why we brought you on because you are, yeah,

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a traveling nomad like myself totally and so uh.

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And I have something to share too about your surfing,

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your surfing adventures.

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Very health. Yeah, there's some there's some cool Chinese medicine

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tidbits all out in there.

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We're going to talk about that today. But let's get

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back rebel fishing. What what what she's I was lying about?

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You know, too true? Say lie okay, lying, okay.

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And we are half conscious about as tds. We just

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don't put them on billboards.

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And you okay, let me off you for a second,

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right there, Okay, Studio Nut, Studio Nut. Have you heard

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of locks on screen doors?

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What are screen doors? Oh see, we don't have them here.

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Oh yeah, that's true. You guys just have the open

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open door.

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No, we have screen doors.

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Here, and we have screen windows.

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That's where she saw. That's where she saw it. At

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my place, there was a locking screen door. I have

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a screen door right next to me here leading out

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to the balcony. You need screen doors in Florida because

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the bugs are bigger than birds.

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Okay, the mosquitos than the bugs.

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But well, yeah, hello, I just hate to tell you. Okay,

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you're sounding like rebel. Now, just so you know, mosquitoes

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are indeed bugs. Okay, no, they're insects. What's the difference

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between a bug and an insect?

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We'll take it with us, swamp not because she was laughing.

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Swamp not. What's the difference between pugging and insect?

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Well, the mosquito is the national bird of Louisiana's oh my.

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God, that sounds ours are bigger than yours.

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That's why you need the cold the deepest.

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Okay, all right, who's the offender, doctor Nicole for? And

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shut your freaking phone off? But I do you have

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the emergency? Uh?

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Oh, emergency? That's a good you know. Do you ever

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travel with emergency?

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A little?

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Airborne? Now, I prefer airborne over emergency because emergency is

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just see problem is with all those anyway, though, you

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gotta be very careful because when you take all that,

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uh you know, veymin c, then you get you get

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kidney stones.

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That's how it started for me, and now you know,

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now I'm stuck with them. Okay, So since she's taken

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a personal call and we're just gonna make fun of

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her facial expressions and stuff that she's live on the

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air and we get to see everything.

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Okay, there we go. Let's focus on this personal call.

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So funny, I think she's trying to tell you some

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did wad.

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I didn't go to mime school, so I'm not sure

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what she's I think she's saying on mute my microphone.

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Funny that you brought up mine because in my travels okay,

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and when I say travels, I do mean the Ramsoance

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Festival this weekend in South Florida, there was a mime

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that talks. So we'll talk about that later in the show.

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Tell me if that makes sense to you. That's an oxymoron,

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you would think, But we have jumbo shrimp too, and

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mean Canadians too, not nicole. But that's kind of an oxymoron.

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A mean Canadian like you're not even really a Canadian

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if you're a mean Canadian. Like I know somebody who's

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a Canadian who's living in Florida, and all that person

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does is talk shit about Canadians. How you talk shit

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about your own people? Oh wait a minute, I'm in

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Florida and these people are a bunch of nutcases. So

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I guess it happens.

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I think it's I think that happens when Canadians hang

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out with Americans a little too much.

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Well, it's like anybody that comes to America, the americanized.

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You know, American men go over to like the Philippines

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to get really good wives, and they make the dumb

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move instead of or Thailand or any of those places,

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and instead of staying over there, they bring them that

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over here, and the American women, especially in Florida, they

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will basically corrupt these women that were nice women and

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turn them into the American women that those men were

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trying to avoid. So advice for you travelers that go

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to other countries for brides, live there with the bride.

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You're better off, Okay, just say it. Okay, So there's

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a travel tip of today.

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That's how we're starting.

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That's how we're starting it well because Rebels got to

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take a personal phone call and just screwed up the

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whole show.

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I'm sorry, but I have two announcements. I think there's

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a drug deal going on outside.

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And we're wondering why she doesn't understand signs to get

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free STD testing, like, oh, it's a good bust.

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Let me be specific, not a drug deal. I think

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there's a drug.

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Bust going on outside, like where we could see the

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cop cars like detectives.

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We'll go out there and report on it. I mean,

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come on, if that happened near me, you can be sure.

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I'm going mobile and I'm going to be the roving

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reporter for the show. I expect the same of you, Rebel.

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I can't get to Louisiana right now.

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You have something something better?

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Did you suspect any like activity happening around?

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No, she's not telling you the whole truth. Okay. I'm

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just saying she's worried about the police's guns. Okay, So

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what does that tell you?

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Get shot?

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Okay? Brings me back to something else. Okay, on, and

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I'm going to direct us towards you because you know

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of your tan. Let's put it that way. Right by

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the window, so you know, yeah, okay, So imagine this. Okay,

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you're in the studio right now. Imagine you're doing a

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live broadcast event and it's Pipeman and Rebel and you're

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backing up I am, I'm backing up a vehicle at

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two am to the office complex there. Okay, all right,

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and so and then we got like all this like

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expensive equipment. And so the police come into the parking

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lot and they shine the QBAM on us. Now, don't

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say a word. Don't say a word. One What would

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you do if you were Rebel in the passenger seat

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of my vehicle when this.

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Happens, honest answer, I would hide. I'm not in the car.

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I'm not here.

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Please now, let me tell you what rebel did, and

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you tell me how you're you show us your reaction. Okay.

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And this does have to do with travel, because like

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maybe this is okay in Louisiana to do. I don't know,

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but okay, here's what happens. They shine a cube by

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him on she gets out of the car before they

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say and out of the car, she starts walking towards them.

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Look if they see you. I think the best things

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to do is just like put your hands up so

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they see that you're not.

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They were telling her to get back in the car,

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and she's like why. He's literally asking why two am

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you're packed up with thousands of dollars of stuff at

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a business complex. M I wonder why? Okay? And she

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she just still to this day can't get why the

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police did what they did.

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And that was it. That was the end of it,

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Like they just left after.

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That or no, she caused us a lot of problems,

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Like she just wouldn't get back in the car. Man,

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like I'm sitting in the car, like, what the fuck

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are you doing? Rebel?

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She's identify himself.

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He just.

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He's a cop, and so wify himself. So let's walk

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up to his car in case he's not a cop

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and he shoots us. Okay, he flashed a lot at you.

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He wasn't asking any questions. Just let it be.

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Like he sat in the parking lot before he rolled up.

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On us and was watching over the pa and said

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stay in the car, like over his cop thing.

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He has the sirens on, the game on, he's got

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the lights going, the qubeam on and says a car

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she keeps coming towards them, please get in the car.

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So so I ask you, do I really look that

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dangerous to you?

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Don't matter? Like dangerous. If you take any of the

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female people that have been up for murder, did they

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they all look dangerous? No, they didn't look dangerous. Okay,

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she doesn't matter. It's to a m with a vehicle

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backed up to an office with thousands of dollars of.

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Okay, let me just put it this way. You do

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realize that most serial killers don't have gang tattoos or like,

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they look like normal people. And most of them are

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very attractive, you never know.

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And charmers like they you know, that's part of the

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game the cops. But even they don't get out of

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the car.

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And there have been like instances where it's the sweet

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old lady that does it.

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You know.

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Plus it's like if that's your first instinct to like

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immediately go after him.

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Yeah, okay, well, I say one probably is a murderer,

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but she doesn't look like one.

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But I like how you stand your Groundel you're walking

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at night, you're you went to the to the store,

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you bought some chips or whatever.

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You you were craving a snack, you're walking back, you

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hear gunshots, Do you run to your house or do

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you run towards a gunshots to see what happened?

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Keep walking eating the chips on my way home.

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Well, let me ask you a question. One. Had that

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been you opposed to rebel, what would have happened if

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you were approaching the vehicle?

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Oh, I probably would have been in handcuffs in fifteen seconds,

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or shot me getting out of the car, or.

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Shot But you don't look like you're dangerous either. But

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because she is a white female from Louisiana, it's okay.

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I didn't get out this car.

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I think it depends on the cop. I've never had

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a good experience with cops. You know, they usually always

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put handcuffs on you just for their safety. But other

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than that, like every other interaction like with them, is

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being friendly. Other than like them putting you in handcuffs,

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you have with them.

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You know why? Okay? Kevin Hart put it best, like

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he used to think it was because he was black

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day got harassed, and then he realized it was just

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his attitude. And so like her Louisiana attitude, she's lucky

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she didn't get rested. I'll give you another travel adventure

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of rebels. She was supposed to be at a festival, okay,

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and you know how you got Okay, Nicole, you really

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would know about this, okay. You know how you approached

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the TSA area and it says you cannot bring a

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bottle of liquid through security. You either have to drink

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it or throw it out. Well, she got in an

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argument with them about that because she refused to do

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what they said to do, and they literally She's lucky

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she got arrested. She got booted from the airport and

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was not allowed to return till the next day, and

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missed a festival because of her standing her ground.

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If you have water in a container, you can see

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it's water.

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Why not let me finish drinking the water. But I

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can buy water when I passed through TSA, which is

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bigger than the one I had in my hand.

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If YA tells you to do something, you just do it, period,

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because they're not you know, yes, I don't fly, Yes,

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because you can go to jail. There's terrorist shit that

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goes on. They have strict instructors. It could have been anything,

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you know what could have been in there. Shit that

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could blow up a plane would look like water too,

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drink it four.

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I went through so the bottle would be empty, but no,

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they refused to let.

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Me do that. So what did you accomplish? Child, Louisiana

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and people are children, what did you accomplish? You missed work,

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you missed a festival, and you had me giving you

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a ship because how the hell do you miss a festival?

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Because you won't listen to the people at the t

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s a check?

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Okay, so wait a minute, At what point do we

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say no, I'm not going to listen to you.

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They wanted wanted you to just throw it out, pick.

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Your battle, pick your battles.

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Before we start judging her, let's get all the facts straight.

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What kind of water was it?

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And it was your It was your water bottle?

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Yeah, water?

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They wanted they wanted her to throw out her water

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bottle instead of.

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It was No, it was an actual war bottle. She

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miss I like that? Like that? It was.

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Day.

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You gotta speak Louisia the leguage. Okay, you're saying her

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water bottle, the one she bought at the store with

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the water in it, that's her water bottle.

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Sorry, yeah, of course it is.

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Sorry.

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I was thinking, but if you bring like you know,

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you can travel with your own like nice figure leader, they'll.

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Make it throw out the water.

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If it's like a tumbler out of the water out,

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you just dump the water out. But you can still

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do that.

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They wanted me to throw it away.

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It was in a water BPA free water bottle, okay,

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said I.

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Couldn't keep it.

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Here's your question.

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What I Sometimes you get strange things traveling.

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I always think when I'm doing something before I do it,

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I'm like, what am I looking to accomplish? So let

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me ask you, rebel. I know the answer. You got

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to keep your water bow, But you know, like, what

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did you accomplish? What did you really accomplish? You have

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missed the whole fucking festival and work and experiences for

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a water bottle.

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It wasn't just the wout it.

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It was my personal why I'm done talking to you

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about this ship. It's been years and is still defend

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your actions. Okay, all right, next, all right. I don't

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even want to go through the rest of this stuff,

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whether it's liar truth, because you're proving just how screwed

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up you are right here.

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Like.

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I mean, and no wonder the South, No wonder the

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South didn't win the war and will not rise again. Okay,

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Like the only South that's rising again is Mexico to

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take over the South, and I hope that happens because

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we need to get rid of you people and bring

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and bring Mexico in. What is this you people, Louisiana.

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Don Cherry got fired for saying that.

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You people, you people, and you people. Okay, so let's

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get other travel adventures. Okay, all right, So I'm going

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to ask each one of you where is the most

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memorable place that you traveled to? And no, rebel, we're

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not talking about to the next parish. Okay, all right,

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So each one of you will start with one and

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we'll go around like clockwise. What is what place gave

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the most impact to you anywhere in the world, including

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this country, just not in Louisiana.

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No go ahead, like recent travel or just.

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Any time in your whole life.

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Well, recently traveled to the South Florida Fair.

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That was fun, all right, Okay, so let's talk about that. Okay.

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So one came with the pipe man and experience what

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it's like to at South Florida Fair. Now, I just

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want to say one thing, Okay, So I found fund

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somebody like you, rebel, because I went to a Renaissance

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festival on Sunday and I thought this person was a

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grown adult that I wouldn't have to ask this and

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wasn't one of my kids. But as we're pulling up,

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I should I knew I should have said before, do

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you have your ID with you? No? I never carry

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my ID. First of all, I just want to tell

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everybody in the world that travels, even if you're going

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to the next street, it is the law that you

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must have your ID at all times. So if you

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were an adult, I shouldn't have to ask you if

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you have your ID, and it should be your real ID.

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In fact, now they have the Florida real IDs now,

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so yeah, it won't fly. But anyway, one got to

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go do the South Florida affair with me. He had

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no problems gaining in unlike some people, and he he

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followed instructions. He followed instructions unlike some people, and you know,

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unlike other people. Okay, I gotta be fair and make

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fun of everybody. Okay. He was not up my ass,

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trying to catch up to me or nothing. He was

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doing his thing, taking the pictures while I was doing

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my thing flirting with girls.

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I so wanted to pull any collages like glue to

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you the whole time. But it was just like there

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were so many like opportunities for pictures to be taken.

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So I was like, okay, I need to walk around.

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Most of the time I was looking around, I'm like

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where is he? Oh, okay, he's over there. Good like

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it was.

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It was so like peaceful, wow, nice, like I was there,

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but I was not there.

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He did Oh that good for you. So yeah, and

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thank god he wasn't, because like, it's not my jam.

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If it is yours, more power to you. But it's

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not my jam. Okay jam and okay, So tell us

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about your experience at the South Florida Fair. On Saturday.

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It was basically the closing weekend of the fair. We

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had the Classic Rock Tribute competition. We were literally there, okay,

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from nine to thirty to he left at what'd you

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leave at? Like sick?

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It was like around six something, six thirty.

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It had to be after seven, I think, because what

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was around seven because they announced.

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When we stayed until the last one. The last one

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ended at six thirty, So yeah, probably weren't like seven something.

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So yeah, the then the winner got to perform at

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eight clock. And by the way, they did have a

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different set, so I my hat's off to the winners,

459
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:50.799
because usually the winners just played the same set again.

460
00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:54.000
So that was cool, and he played some cover songs.

461
00:26:54.200 --> 00:26:57.759
It was a fun time. And the people I was around,

462
00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:01.240
they got even drunker. Uh and we'll talk about we

463
00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:03.960
can talk about that too. So yeah, let's ask you one,

464
00:27:04.279 --> 00:27:06.319
what was your experience with drunk people?

465
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:07.119
Oh?

466
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:11.160
Man, there was this one guy that he was just

467
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:16.920
like so he wasn't even like Lucid anymore. Like he

468
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:17.440
was just like.

469
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:20.720
I had to pick him up random point. He was

470
00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:23.519
on the ground. He was on the ground. People were

471
00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:26.519
making fun of him, and he stretched his arm out,

472
00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:27.880
so I picked him up.

473
00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:30.720
Yeah, he was saying I should go sit down, but

474
00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:31.359
he never did.

475
00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:34.240
No, he never did, but he did. He took a

476
00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:37.839
little power nap somewhere on the ground and came back

477
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:40.119
later stronger than ever.

478
00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:44.839
Okay, but he rallied, He rallied and came back.

479
00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:48.799
He was so into it though, he was so so

480
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:51.559
into it. I loved him because he was a fan

481
00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:54.640
of every band. He knew every word, and you know,

482
00:27:54.799 --> 00:28:00.000
he was just and he loved that Wan would photograph

483
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:03.720
them like he was. He had him do it like

484
00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.359
he had him do it like it was his personal photographer.

485
00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:07.680
He was a star of the show.

486
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:11.480
I just got he kept running and jumping like on

487
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:13.559
like on the front of the stage.

488
00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:17.880
And then I just want to give information to people,

489
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:22.359
especially like see rebels wearing sunglasses right now, if you're

490
00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:25.480
gonna wear sunglasses that you don't want people to see

491
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:34.079
your eyes, get darker ones, okay, because it's very informative

492
00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:37.279
when people are wearing sunglasses and they think nobody can

493
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:50.400
see their eyes to say it, well, no, seriously, because like, okay,

494
00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:53.119
so there was this woman that kept staring over at me,

495
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:57.240
but she was wearing sunglasses, and I had peripheral visions

496
00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:59.640
and she had no idea I was catching her staring

497
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:06.720
at me all the time. Yeah, so then I so

498
00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:09.200
then so then I offered her to the.

499
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:11.839
Group on Yeah yeah, yeah, let's get.

500
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.880
Back one for anybody traveling around the world or to

501
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:19.440
the South Florida Fair. Maybe we should play the commercial

502
00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:23.759
because then listen, ladies, you don't have to stare through

503
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:26.480
your sunglasses. Just buy the group on and you can

504
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:27.759
test the product out.

505
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:34.440
Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast?

506
00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:39.920
Come visit the pipecase where you can service the Pipeman

507
00:29:40.599 --> 00:29:46.359
all night long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast.

508
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:48.799
And then get the hell out.

509
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:53.680
That's the pipe main group on. The Group on special

510
00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:58.960
is normally one, but today it's on sale for ninety

511
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:03.880
nine dollars. Just call in the show right now shive

512
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:09.079
six one six two three nine four two nine, and

513
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:13.240
you too can have the pipemin group on. I had

514
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:13.839
to group on.

515
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:16.480
You should do.

516
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:26.880
I heard Rebel is gonna be the new Sally in

517
00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:30.559
the reboot of When Harry Met Sally. Do you know

518
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:31.279
that movie?

519
00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:34.319
Any of you must have been before my time?

520
00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:35.359
Oh?

521
00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:36.839
Yeah, before your time.

522
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:38.920
I haven't seen it, but I know the part you're

523
00:30:38.920 --> 00:30:39.599
talking about.

524
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:44.799
Yeah, as the infamous hey wan pull up there's just

525
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:49.319
pull up Google When Harry Met Sally orgasm scene and

526
00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:52.079
when you're ready, let me know. We'll show everybody instead

527
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:56.119
of explain it. Okay, So anyway, did a video for the.

528
00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:58.440
For the group on. I think you should get on something.

529
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.759
Oh, we got a lot of things that I'm I'm

530
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:07.640
making that like I keep getting preferred by people making mistakes. Oh,

531
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:12.240
I mean okayel okay, So that means it's your turn, rebel. Okay.

532
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:16.720
Where what is the most memorable place that you have

533
00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:22.200
traveled to off your street in the world. Disney World,

534
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:25.640
that's it. That's it.

535
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:30.880
Yeah, I've never left the country. Don't know if they'll

536
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:31.200
let me.

537
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:38.039
No, they definitely are. Note she wouldn't even know what

538
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:39.319
to do in another country.

539
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.240
No, probably not.

540
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:46.640
Okay, so water, It's funny you mentioned Disney because there

541
00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:51.599
was like, I have this question on the dating sites

542
00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:54.279
that is like, well, I didn't pick it. It's like

543
00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.240
it has ones you pick, but I did pick it.

544
00:31:56.240 --> 00:32:00.240
I didn't write. But it's like when, uh, what be

545
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:07.000
the most iconic first date? And somebody answered Disney, and

546
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.519
I would totally do that. I've actually done that, but

547
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:11.079
it was universal.

548
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:14.359
Better choice depending on who you're going.

549
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:16.920
I like universal there, but I like both. I like

550
00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:18.920
all theme marks. I'll go to all of them.

551
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:22.319
Okay, speaking of travel and everything, is it Cookie the

552
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:25.799
cruise Director or just Cookie?

553
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:29.559
It is, well, he's Cookie, but he's also Cookie the

554
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:34.599
Cruise Director. So you the thing Cookie the Cruise Director.

555
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:36.839
I think I already have it there. I already think

556
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:41.440
I filled that one out, but just make sure, all right.

557
00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:44.160
So before we go on to doctor Nicole fort And

558
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:47.559
that has a wealth of travel experience. Well I wouldn't

559
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:52.359
call it experience travel adventures. I don't know how experienced.

560
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:58.319
But okay, she'll tell what hers is. But first a

561
00:32:58.359 --> 00:32:59.319
word from Sally.

562
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:04.640
You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you.

563
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:07.319
I just would have ended up being some woman you had.

564
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:08.519
To get up out of bed and leave at three

565
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:11.200
o'clock in the morning. Look to hear and irons and

566
00:33:11.240 --> 00:33:13.319
you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would

567
00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:13.599
know this.

568
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:20.079
Hold on, why this is? What did I do? I know?

569
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.839
It was my fault. Now it's fucked up.

570
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:24.640
What happened?

571
00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:28.400
I don't know. Whyn't you remove it and restart it

572
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.160
because we were both doing it and I screwed it up.

573
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:33.599
No, it's playing like I can play it.

574
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:36.200
Yes it is.

575
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:38.599
You are a humani friend to all women, and I

576
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:40.880
am a woman. Hey, I don't feel worry about this,

577
00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:42.160
but I compliant.

578
00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:43.440
See what happens when your birthday?

579
00:33:44.519 --> 00:33:44.839
Geez?

580
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.000
I an okay, time?

581
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:50.440
Why is it doing? How do I know?

582
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:50.839
I know.

583
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:56.519
Yes, let's take it out and fix it because that's

584
00:33:56.519 --> 00:33:59.920
annoying people. I'm sure why it's doing that one.

585
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:02.440
I don't see what you see. What is it doing

586
00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:02.960
on your end?

587
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:05.680
Echoing? Is it echoing for you guys to know?

588
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:07.079
Not really?

589
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:10.239
Oh that's weird. Oh probably because I was the one

590
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:12.039
that put it in and it was echoing to me.

591
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:14.320
So try starring it over.

592
00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.239
I didn't live leave for Blackham one where you'll look

593
00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:23.239
at your and irons and you don't even have a fireplace,

594
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:24.320
not that I would know this.

595
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:26.960
Why are you not about you?

596
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:27.719
Yes?

597
00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:28.159
It is.

598
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:30.519
You are a human affront to all women, and I

599
00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:31.079
am a woman.

600
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:33.239
Hey, I don't feel gray about this, but I don't

601
00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:34.199
hear anyone complaining.

602
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:36.440
Of course not you're out the door too fast.

603
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:39.079
I think they have an okay time?

604
00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:40.480
How do you know?

605
00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:42.400
How do I know?

606
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:42.719
I know?

607
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:46.960
Because they yes? Because they.

608
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:49.880
How do you know that they're really?

609
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.920
What are you saying that they fake orgasm?

610
00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:59.079
It's possible. Why most women at one time or another.

611
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.280
Have faked it or they haven't refect with me?

612
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:02.320
How do you know?

613
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:10.039
Go say, oh right, that's right.

614
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:14.199
I forgot you're a man.

615
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.119
Nothing, It's just that all man are shirt never happens

616
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:18.880
to them, and most women, at one time or another

617
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:19.320
have done it.

618
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.119
So you do the math, you know what think? Did

619
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:22.960
I can tell the difference?

620
00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:24.360
No?

621
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:42.039
Oh oh oh you okay?

622
00:35:43.519 --> 00:36:00.119
Oh oh god, oh god, oh oh oh oh so

623
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:01.159
crazy story?

624
00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:03.039
Oh yeah right there?

625
00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:09.159
Oh oh just came?

626
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:20.119
Oh god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh.

627
00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:24.519
Yes, yes yes.

628
00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:31.719
Yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes oh.

629
00:36:33.679 --> 00:36:55.360
Oh gosh. Oh so yeah, it was until I refreshed

630
00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:57.800
my page, it was feeding back to me, so I

631
00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:07.119
thought everybody was hearing that. But yeah, stereo right, so, rebel,

632
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:12.840
that's what you sound like on that commercial, right there. Okay,

633
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:16.840
so now here's a big question. Here's a big question.

634
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:26.440
We'll start with you, doctor Nicole. Oh, have you ever

635
00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:30.000
faked an orgasm in a foreign country? Oh?

636
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:38.159
God, I don't remember, lie.

637
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:45.119
Lie, Okay, rebel, have you ever? Have you ever faked

638
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:51.719
an orgasm on a foreign street? I have to customize

639
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:55.719
for the people. Oh yeah, because you've never been out

640
00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.039
of country, so of course the answer is no. You

641
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:05.360
think that. Okay, have you Okay, let me, have you

642
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:10.360
ever faked an orgasm? Let's just rephrase the question. Okay

643
00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:15.679
in Louisi and the language yes, how many times? Yes?

644
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:17.360
How many times?

645
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:19.920
Numerous times?

646
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:23.320
Well, what the fuck? Why don't you start picking people

647
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:27.599
that can actually give hick? If it's numerous, why don't

648
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:30.039
you Why are you picking new people that?

649
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:34.159
Yeah?

650
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:37.360
I think I think the KKK just doesn't know anymore.

651
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:41.280
Did you fake the orgasm with the KKK person?

652
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:48.280
Did have sex with him?

653
00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:52.719
Oh, you only performed latio. He didn't perform flatio on you.

654
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:58.639
Then again, another stupid move. Listen, let me give you

655
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:03.320
women some advice. Okay, let them perform falatio on you first,

656
00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:09.440
because once they're done, you're done. Okay, Sometimes I faked

657
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:11.360
an orgasm.

658
00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:14.239
I thought it was going to be more to that.

659
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:19.480
You just stop it? What what? What is an orgasm?

660
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:20.400
Yes?

661
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.440
See, I'm telling your girl.

662
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:27.920
I think I'm too young for this conversation. I know

663
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:31.480
I have never I have never faked it. Okay, I

664
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:32.800
don't think that's a guy thing, though.

665
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:35.079
Yeah, some guys do that.

666
00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:36.719
If he doesn't want to have a baby with you

667
00:39:36.760 --> 00:39:39.119
and your you keep trying, then yeah, they might fake it.

668
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:43.679
Just yeah, there's one good example. Or sometimes okay, they

669
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:46.719
just want to be fucking done. Like so, then you

670
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:50.239
fake the orgasm, so you and the sexual experience.

671
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:51.920
Like I just got back from the gym. It was

672
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:54.159
leg day. No, we're not doing this three hours.

673
00:39:55.639 --> 00:39:58.960
Okay, wait, how does take it?

674
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:01.400
I mean you kind of guy? You either do you don't?

675
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:05.199
There's some evidence you know?

676
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:07.719
You know?

677
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:09.239
I mean, I mean I don't know.

678
00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:13.960
Yeah, do you go check inside for the evidence? Do

679
00:40:14.039 --> 00:40:17.360
you check the condom before it's thrown away? Here, let

680
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:20.760
me inspect your comment condom before it's thrown away? Very

681
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:25.880
are you looking rebels?

682
00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:27.159
You're looking for.

683
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:30.639
It because obviously they're not doing it right if you're

684
00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:34.519
watching them as they're coming out to take help me.

685
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:39.519
What a guy when a couple pulls out it stands

686
00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:42.199
up to go take it off, you kind of see it.

687
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:44.719
I mean, what are you talking about? It is that

688
00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:45.639
easy thing?

689
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:48.559
They don't all stand up to pick off. I mean,

690
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:56.320
come on, like sometimes it just slips off, gros. That's

691
00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:59.360
how you know they didn't fake it. Though they didn't

692
00:40:59.400 --> 00:40:59.800
fake it.

693
00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:06.400
If it slips off, it fell off. Well, even when

694
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:09.119
it gets soft, it stays on. And and in the

695
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:12.679
old days, okay, it was very painful to wear a

696
00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:19.079
condom in the old days. I'm just saying because no,

697
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:24.000
because cubic hair, and it would always get fuck in

698
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:27.559
the condom. And as you're rolling that, it's rolling the

699
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:29.400
pubic hair. Have you ever pulled on.

700
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:31.719
Your pubic herd?

701
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:34.159
It's more than pulling any other hair.

702
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:39.039
Okay, really I would say, I would say it's chick

703
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:40.480
in those hairs.

704
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:44.639
Well, no, you know what's the worst I've had this done.

705
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:48.480
I didn't do it up the person I do it.

706
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:51.199
I was like, okay, go ahead, I will never ever

707
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:55.280
do this again. I don't even have ear hair, and

708
00:41:55.320 --> 00:41:59.159
she and she waxed my ears and that's the most

709
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:07.199
painful ship every Okay, yeah, exactly. I'd rather hang by

710
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:11.400
my nose hair than do waxing of my ear hair

711
00:42:11.639 --> 00:42:15.079
ever again. Okay, I do have one ear hair that's

712
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:19.360
like on the outside of my ear unlike this, and

713
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:23.119
it's like it's like an inch long. It's like just

714
00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:25.320
one pain in the ass. Like I have one paint

715
00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:28.079
ass hair that's like right next to my nose. And like,

716
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:31.239
if you see me start going like this, you know

717
00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:35.719
what's going on. This ship's annoying the ship. I'm tweezing

718
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:38.480
that shit out. But I'm a man, No, I'm a man.

719
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:40.880
I'm not gonna go buy Tweezers. I'm just gonna do

720
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:44.960
it myself. Like then it's just like the man fixing

721
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.880
the toilet by himself, you know, and then the wife

722
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:53.960
has to call the plumber without telling him the husband. Okay, okay,

723
00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:59.400
speaking of funny no, speaking of plumbing though, just no.

724
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:02.559
I'm a man. I didn't want to do that ship

725
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.039
I hired a thing. One used to get pissed at

726
00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:07.079
me because I hired people to do that shit.

727
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:09.800
I'm like you, you would rather hire one of me?

728
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:21.400
Yeah, exactly, you said it up me. Okay, listen when.

729
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:26.400
You say that or with that one touched that even

730
00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:27.440
further than it went.

731
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:32.840
Okay, okay, because I'm gonna be honest with you, like

732
00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:34.000
I have never I.

733
00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:36.440
Have never hired anyone to fix anything out my house.

734
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:40.119
See, but choos do. Okay, because here's the way I

735
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:43.519
look at it. Okay. So I was in the investment

736
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:47.599
business and like, okay, a specific thing, mowing the lawn.

737
00:43:48.079 --> 00:43:51.800
I fucking hate mowing the lawn, and it bothers. I

738
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:54.800
have sinus issues, so it bothers like sciences. So if

739
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:58.679
I can pay somebody seventy five bucks for the month,

740
00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:01.880
white person by the way, seventy five bucks for the

741
00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:06.840
month to mow my lawn, okay, and I can go

742
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:11.079
to work and make thousands. Like you're an idiot if

743
00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:14.440
you're mowing your own fucking lawn, Like that's just stupid.

744
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:20.960
I took thing one like on our anniversary ones as

745
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:25.639
an example to Paris for the weekend. She was upset,

746
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:28.039
and I didn't mow the lawn. And I've paid somebody

747
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:32.239
to mow the lawn. I should have stayed home.

748
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:35.840
You should have yet mowed the lawn. You could have

749
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:37.159
saved the trip.

750
00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:46.079
No Paris, friends. Actually it was talk about travel stories.

751
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:49.440
I will tell this travel story. Then I am a

752
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:53.000
master at pulling off surprises. Maybe I'm a master. Maybe

753
00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:55.079
it's just a woman I'm with her stupid. I'm not

754
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:59.639
sure which it is yet, but okay, So seriously, though,

755
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:03.199
so it was our anniversary and I was surprising her

756
00:45:03.239 --> 00:45:05.440
and taking her in Paris. First of all, she had

757
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.280
never been out of a country except like Jamaica and

758
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:12.400
the Caribbean and stuff like that. I literally she didn't

759
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:18.440
have a passport. I literally facilicitated getting a passport for her. Okay,

760
00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:23.679
getting her to the airport at JFK and we had

761
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:28.440
a layover in Washington Dulles. Now her biological father lives

762
00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:33.400
near that airport. So we get to the airport and

763
00:45:33.519 --> 00:45:35.800
she didn't know where we were going, like and I

764
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:39.400
was every time she tried to like they said something

765
00:45:39.400 --> 00:45:42.519
on the plane or I just blocked that. She was

766
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.440
easy for that anyway, it was easy to distract her

767
00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:48.639
and so and she'd admit it. So I'm not saying

768
00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:53.960
thing yeah, well, and she'd admit it. She'd tell you,

769
00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:57.440
you know, so anyway, I mean if I called her

770
00:45:57.559 --> 00:45:59.840
up right now, which that would be funny if i'd

771
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:03.719
call her, but she would tell you the story exactly

772
00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:05.559
the way I'm telling it. And I'm the type that

773
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:07.639
I will go way out of my way to pull

774
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:10.840
for surprise, even where I'll get the woman pissed at me,

775
00:46:11.360 --> 00:46:14.400
like they will be hating my ass. Like I went

776
00:46:14.440 --> 00:46:19.000
to Chad and Heather's place for two weeks before my

777
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:24.719
second wedding writing a song, and the future wife was

778
00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:28.000
wondering where I am all night every night for two

779
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:31.119
weeks before the wedding, and I wouldn't tell her. And

780
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:34.440
like I'm lucky I even got married, Well not really lucky.

781
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:38.280
I'm unlucky that she still went through with it. But okay,

782
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:41.760
So anyway back to the Paris story, we get to

783
00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:47.119
Washington Dolls and then so what was really cool is

784
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:51.639
that a flight was delayed, so they offered me to

785
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:54.480
bump us up the first class to fly to Brussels

786
00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:58.400
instead of Paris. Now, I couldn't ask for better luck

787
00:46:58.760 --> 00:47:01.440
because thing one has there's no clue where in the

788
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:08.639
world Brussels. Okay, kid, you not okay? And so basically

789
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:12.960
I'm like okay, And then I had her. I had

790
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:16.079
her sitting down like across the way and stuff, and

791
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:18.519
we sat down across the way from the gate. She

792
00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:21.679
didn't know that that was the gate, but we sat

793
00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:24.760
across from the gate and she's like, well, we don't.

794
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:27.000
I'm like, well, we're waiting for your dad to pick

795
00:47:27.079 --> 00:47:31.199
us up. And she got so pissed at me. You

796
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:33.880
mean to tell me you're taking me to my dad's

797
00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:36.760
for anniversary. Yeah. I thought it would be a great surprise.

798
00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:39.480
I thought you would like to see. And I just

799
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:42.800
played this whole thing off. And then they they're doing

800
00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:45.800
the announcement for the UH for a gain on the

801
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:48.960
plane and I like, wait, till the last minute, and

802
00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:51.159
then I just grab her. We start riding on the plane.

803
00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:54.360
And as we're walking on the plane, I'm telling every

804
00:47:56.000 --> 00:48:00.599
airline employee that is on that whole run way onto

805
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:03.760
the plane and this, and the flight attendants and everything.

806
00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:07.880
I'm like, don't tell her where we're going. And then

807
00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:10.719
we're seeing in the seat we're in first class, it

808
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.800
has the image on the thing of where you're going,

809
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:17.760
you know, the flight map. So she still had no clue.

810
00:48:18.360 --> 00:48:21.119
And then when when the pilot came on.

811
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:28.239
Good afternoon, welcome to flight five six two American Airlines

812
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:35.440
on its way from JF from Washington Doles to Brussels, Belgium.

813
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:39.400
Please fasten your seatbelt and have a safe flight.

814
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:42.559
During that whole time he was talking, I started talking

815
00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:44.320
to her and distracting her, and she couldn't hear a

816
00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:48.559
word he said. And so then we land in Brussels.

817
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:52.639
She still has no clue where where we are. She

818
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:56.719
isn't even though we're out of country. Okay, I can easily.

819
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:01.719
It's like, no, it's like six or eight hours some

820
00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:07.320
shit like that. And then had no clue. I am

821
00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:10.400
a master at this shit. I will, I will, I

822
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:13.119
will I'm like the kid that denied till you die,

823
00:49:13.159 --> 00:49:15.199
like I will pull it off all way to the end.

824
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:20.880
So then what I did was is the flight to

825
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:26.360
the flight to Paris was delayed from Brussels. So we

826
00:49:26.360 --> 00:49:30.199
were walking over to we were supposed to go Air Frands, okay,

827
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:33.480
and I'm walking in the middle of Brussels Airport and

828
00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:36.840
there's like this big open area and I see one

829
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:42.679
bag and I'm like, holy fuck, that's my bag, literally

830
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:45.920
sitting in the middle of Brussels Airport. I will never

831
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:50.280
seen it again by some like somebody was watching over me,

832
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:54.320
guiding me. And so I went and got the bag.

833
00:49:55.320 --> 00:49:58.559
I know, I went and got the bag, and thank

834
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:00.880
god because I had never had the bag. And then

835
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:02.480
when I got there France, it was like.

836
00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:08.880
Oh, the flight is canceled, we will be flying out

837
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:10.000
tomorrow morning.

838
00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:18.039
Well please come to counter whatever. And so anyway, I'm like,

839
00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:22.320
fuck it, I'm not waiting. So I decide what's known

840
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:26.039
as one of the most iconic train rides in the world.

841
00:50:26.760 --> 00:50:31.000
It's the train ride from Brussels to Paris. So that's

842
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:34.639
what we did. So we drove across a whole country

843
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:37.519
looking out windows. She had no clue where we were

844
00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:45.079
until she could see the Eiffel Tower. So from New

845
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:50.039
Jersey all the way to Paris, through multiple planes, a

846
00:50:50.159 --> 00:50:54.320
train never knew we were going till the Eiffel Tower.

847
00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:56.840
So there's the story. And then we got up to

848
00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:58.840
the top of the Eiffel Tower and it's super fricking

849
00:50:58.920 --> 00:51:02.000
windy up there, man, Like it's scary up there because

850
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:05.880
it's so windy. Too bad it wasn't a few years

851
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:09.960
later I took her to Paris because that wind. We've

852
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.559
been very helpful. Okay, So anyway, m.

853
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:21.039
Nicole Nice, Yeah here present.

854
00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:25.960
Hurry up because again I'm late, and nobody told me. Yeah,

855
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:27.679
I said to them yesterday.

856
00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:30.320
It happened, you know, keep me on schedule.

857
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:33.039
All right, So tell us what what's the one place

858
00:51:33.079 --> 00:51:33.639
in the world?

859
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.119
Oh, I mean I would, I would say, Bali, that's

860
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:39.960
like kind of the one magical place.

861
00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:42.079
Nice so had some Yeah.

862
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:44.800
Just like you and your story. It's like when you

863
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:47.800
leave things open to possibility, you never know what you're

864
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.280
going to encounter, and sometimes those are like the best.

865
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:54.760
Later I say, you didn't really like you couldn't have

866
00:51:54.760 --> 00:51:57.639
planned any better. So that's like it's memorable to me

867
00:51:57.719 --> 00:51:58.400
my time there.

868
00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:01.280
Yeah, like with me, as you know, as you just referenced,

869
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:04.400
I went to Bali for two months. I changed my

870
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:07.719
whole itinerary for the two months the day I got there,

871
00:52:08.280 --> 00:52:11.719
like every bit of it booked, like ten different places

872
00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:15.360
that were not booked. And change the experience. And that's

873
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:19.159
my thing to everybody. Okay, listen, don't just stick to

874
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:22.800
the plan, because you could change your experience completely. And

875
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:25.559
I think my experience at Bali was ten million times

876
00:52:25.559 --> 00:52:28.440
better than we've been with my original plan. So instead

877
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:32.239
of getting upset when your original plan goes haywire, just

878
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:35.400
go with it and make a new plan. But we

879
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:37.599
missed a lot of stuff today. We're going to talk

880
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:40.880
more next week. We should have talked more about South

881
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:45.239
Florida Fair. So tune in tomorrow to the Adventures at

882
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:48.519
pipe MANW four cy dot com at one pm and

883
00:52:48.599 --> 00:52:51.519
we will talk more about the South Florida Fair. We'll

884
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:55.440
talk more about the Restssance Festival, and I might even

885
00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:58.400
throw in the Surf for the Heart, but we'll talk

886
00:52:58.400 --> 00:53:00.199
about that next week. I think we should talk about

887
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:03.119
Bali next week too, and we could, you know, we

888
00:53:03.119 --> 00:53:06.000
could have a very cultural show. It'll be Bali and

889
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:10.480
hamm and Louisiana like the two most iconic places in

890
00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:15.519
the world. And oh, let's not forget Mexico. Okay, so

891
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.800
you gotta be equal opportunity and we let's next week,

892
00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:23.719
let's talk about how Wan tried to dupe me in Mexico.

893
00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:27.519
That's what we'll talk about next week on Travel Tuesday. Okay,

894
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:31.519
because not only did he try and get me to

895
00:53:31.519 --> 00:53:34.559
do something I didn't do, but I just found out

896
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:38.039
at the South Florida Fair that he lied and was

897
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:40.639
duping me and try and get me to do shit

898
00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:46.039
he never did. And you know what, no wonder, no wonder,

899
00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:48.880
That's all I'm gonna say. All Right, everybody tune in

900
00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:52.079
tomorrow W four c y dot com one pm Eastertime.

901
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:56.559
Every Tuesday, don't forget it's Travel Tuesday or Monday's Motivational Monday,

902
00:53:56.840 --> 00:54:00.239
and Wednesday it's just Wacky Wednesday. That's the new name

903
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:05.000
for it, wacky win. It is wacky, okay, And you

904
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:09.079
guys are all wacky and I'm the only normal one here.

905
00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:13.719
But thanks for being here, thanks for traveling with the

906
00:54:13.760 --> 00:54:16.000
adventures pipe Man. We also have to talk next week

907
00:54:16.039 --> 00:54:21.440
more about the Pipe Man homeless tour okay, and we

908
00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:23.960
got ticket, group waves and all that stuff. Reach out

909
00:54:23.960 --> 00:54:27.079
to me, pipe Man Radio on all socials entered to win.

910
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:30.519
We have lots of festival tickets to give away. Meanwhile,

911
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:32.920
Studio Nut's going to roll it for us.

912
00:54:40.760 --> 00:54:44.920
Thank you for listening to the adventures of pipe Man.

913
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:49.000
I'm w for CUI Radio.