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0:48 Why come of America? It's time for the adventures. So Fight Man, I'll go before see White. I com list pm Beats it's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight Man. Yo. Happy Tuesday. It's travel Tuesday on the Adventures of pipe Man. And Yeah, so this is something we talk about a lot, but now we made a special segment because there's so much to talk about. First of all, we have the pipe Man Radio Tour. So on this theme Tuesday, Every Tuesday, we'll talk about any of the adventures on the pipe Man Radio Tour, either coming up or that we just experience, Like today, we'll probably talk about the Remsance Festival and the South Florida Fair and ship Rocked a little bit because we already talked some about but those two I just did over the weekend, and venom Ink on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. But also we're going to talk about just traveling in general, and that's where the Pipe Man Homeless Tour comes in, and we'll explain what that is later in the show. And then we also have a new thing that we're you know, developing right now, and this is where we will feature a lot of It is basically, you know, all kinds of different travel adventures, surf trips and stuff for people that have cardiac disease.

2:19 And I say this, it sounds weird, but we're gonna explain it later, but especially the surf trips, so we're that's where Surf for the Heart comes in. We'll talk about that. But in the meantime, let's bring on the pipe Nuts and I'll introduce them one at a time, but let's bring them all on the screen and we'll we'll see what they what how they relate to this show. We'll start with Rebel Medler, the swamp Nut. She's on the show here because she has absolutely no experience in traveling as and and it is in our included forest of Louisiana, so much so that when she has come to Florida, she freaks out about the normal, everyday, twenty first century things that we have, like actually making sure people don't get STDs, and like locks on screen doors and the multitude of other things that I think she was in a different universe when she came to Florida, you know, because Louisiana is still back in pre civil war times, So welcome, rebel. Is any of that true?

3:37 Well for not, no, not all of it, not some of it. Yes, some of it? Okay, So let's talk about what's true and what's not true. There's no forest here, it's more by you, so therefore not stuck in her own little forest in Louisiana. I'm sure they do have forest trees, but not knocking them whatsoever. But it's more much easier to hide your prey in by you than in the forest, isn't it, rebel? Yes? Okay, Next they don't find the bodies back to. Yes, it was weird to have me lock on. The screen door because I didn't see a point of having to lock the screen door.

4:22 But it's okay. As far as the well wait, wait, let's discuss that part for a second. How many because she never heard of locks on screen door? Okay in Canada, doctor Nicole for and in Canada do they exist? You probably don't even have screen doors because it's so freaking cold that nobody needs to open their door and have the screen door open. But justin King, yeah, the doors shut all the time. No, we have screen doors. And I remember a time where I remember a time where you never locked the screen door, and now you would lock the screen. Door, but they had the locks, you just never used them, right.

5:03 Yeah, probably, yeah, probably this is an open door you know, open door policy. You know in your community. It's like you know, especially like certain parts where you just kind of walk into your neighbor's place. You know, you have locks on a screen door. You know what lock? Just like. You got to lock the screen door and then the main door. Right yeah, So maybe you should become on the on this show your health nut. How about that? That's your health that's your name, health Health because you're the health guru of the show. Okay, so uh, and you'll participate with your health advice for traveling, because like there's that's things we'll talk about, Like you can't just go anywhere and do the same thing you do at home, just saying you know.

6:04 I mean like health and travel has driven my entire you know existence. So I love travel and everything about it and all the lessons you learn and the health tips along the way. Well that's why we brought you on because you are, yeah, a traveling nomad like myself totally and so uh. And I have something to share too about your surfing, your surfing adventures. Very health. Yeah, there's some there's some cool Chinese medicine tidbits all out in there. We're going to talk about that today. But let's get back rebel fishing. What what what she's I was lying about?

6:46 You know, too true? Say lie okay, lying, okay. And we are half conscious about as tds. We just don't put them on billboards. And you okay, let me off you for a second, right there, Okay, Studio Nut, Studio Nut. Have you heard of locks on screen doors? What are screen doors? Oh see, we don't have them here. Oh yeah, that's true. You guys just have the open open door. No, we have screen doors. Here, and we have screen windows. That's where she saw. That's where she saw it. At my place, there was a locking screen door. I have a screen door right next to me here leading out to the balcony. You need screen doors in Florida because the bugs are bigger than birds.

7:35 Okay, the mosquitos than the bugs. But well, yeah, hello, I just hate to tell you. Okay, you're sounding like rebel. Now, just so you know, mosquitoes are indeed bugs. Okay, no, they're insects. What's the difference between a bug and an insect? We'll take it with us, swamp not because she was laughing. Swamp not. What's the difference between pugging and insect? Well, the mosquito is the national bird of Louisiana's oh my. God, that sounds ours are bigger than yours.

8:18 That's why you need the cold the deepest. Okay, all right, who's the offender, doctor Nicole for? And shut your freaking phone off? But I do you have the emergency? Uh? Oh, emergency? That's a good you know. Do you ever travel with emergency? A little? Uh? No? Airborne? Now, I prefer airborne over emergency because emergency is just see problem is with all those anyway, though, you gotta be very careful because when you take all that, uh you know, veymin c, then you get you get kidney stones.

9:02 Hmm. That's how it started for me, and now you know, now I'm stuck with them. Okay, So since she's taken a personal call and we're just gonna make fun of her facial expressions and stuff that she's live on the air and we get to see everything. Okay, there we go. Let's focus on this personal call. So funny, I think she's trying to tell you some did wad. Yeah. I didn't go to mime school, so I'm not sure what she's I think she's saying on mute my microphone. Funny that you brought up mine because in my travels okay, and when I say travels, I do mean the Ramsoance Festival this weekend in South Florida, there was a mime that talks. So we'll talk about that later in the show.

10:01 Tell me if that makes sense to you. That's an oxymoron, you would think, But we have jumbo shrimp too, and mean Canadians too, not nicole. But that's kind of an oxymoron. A mean Canadian like you're not even really a Canadian if you're a mean Canadian. Like I know somebody who's a Canadian who's living in Florida, and all that person does is talk shit about Canadians. How you talk shit about your own people? Oh wait a minute, I'm in Florida and these people are a bunch of nutcases. So I guess it happens. I think it's I think that happens when Canadians hang out with Americans a little too much.

10:41 Well, it's like anybody that comes to America, the americanized. You know, American men go over to like the Philippines to get really good wives, and they make the dumb move instead of or Thailand or any of those places, and instead of staying over there, they bring them that over here, and the American women, especially in Florida, they will basically corrupt these women that were nice women and turn them into the American women that those men were trying to avoid. So advice for you travelers that go to other countries for brides, live there with the bride.

11:23 You're better off, Okay, just say it. Okay, So there's a travel tip of today. That's how we're starting. That's how we're starting it well because Rebels got to take a personal phone call and just screwed up the whole show. I'm sorry, but I have two announcements. I think there's a drug deal going on outside. And we're wondering why she doesn't understand signs to get free STD testing, like, oh, it's a good bust. Let me be specific, not a drug deal. I think there's a drug. Bust going on outside, like where we could see the cop cars like detectives.

12:05 We'll go out there and report on it. I mean, come on, if that happened near me, you can be sure. I'm going mobile and I'm going to be the roving reporter for the show. I expect the same of you, Rebel. I can't get to Louisiana right now. You have something something better? Did you suspect any like activity happening around? No, she's not telling you the whole truth. Okay. I'm just saying she's worried about the police's guns. Okay, So what does that tell you? Get shot? Okay? Brings me back to something else. Okay, on, and I'm going to direct us towards you because you know of your tan. Let's put it that way. Right by the window, so you know, yeah, okay, So imagine this. Okay, you're in the studio right now. Imagine you're doing a live broadcast event and it's Pipeman and Rebel and you're backing up I am, I'm backing up a vehicle at two am to the office complex there. Okay, all right, and so and then we got like all this like expensive equipment. And so the police come into the parking

13:38 lot and they shine the QBAM on us. Now, don't say a word. Don't say a word. One What would you do if you were Rebel in the passenger seat of my vehicle when this. Happens, honest answer, I would hide. I'm not in the car. I'm not here. Please now, let me tell you what rebel did, and you tell me how you're you show us your reaction. Okay. And this does have to do with travel, because like maybe this is okay in Louisiana to do. I don't know, but okay, here's what happens. They shine a cube by him on she gets out of the car before they say and out of the car, she starts walking towards them.

14:29 Look if they see you. I think the best things to do is just like put your hands up so they see that you're not. They were telling her to get back in the car, and she's like why. He's literally asking why two am you're packed up with thousands of dollars of stuff at a business complex. M I wonder why? Okay? And she she just still to this day can't get why the police did what they did. And that was it. That was the end of it, Like they just left after. That or no, she caused us a lot of problems, Like she just wouldn't get back in the car. Man, like I'm sitting in the car, like, what the fuck are you doing? Rebel?

15:13 She's identify himself. He just. He's a cop, and so wify himself. So let's walk up to his car in case he's not a cop and he shoots us. Okay, he flashed a lot at you. He wasn't asking any questions. Just let it be. Like he sat in the parking lot before he rolled up. On us and was watching over the pa and said stay in the car, like over his cop thing. He has the sirens on, the game on, he's got the lights going, the qubeam on and says a car she keeps coming towards them, please get in the car.

16:06 So so I ask you, do I really look that dangerous to you? Don't matter? Like dangerous. If you take any of the female people that have been up for murder, did they they all look dangerous? No, they didn't look dangerous. Okay, she doesn't matter. It's to a m with a vehicle backed up to an office with thousands of dollars of. Okay, let me just put it this way. You do realize that most serial killers don't have gang tattoos or like, they look like normal people. And most of them are very attractive, you never know. And charmers like they you know, that's part of the game the cops. But even they don't get out of the car.

16:52 And there have been like instances where it's the sweet old lady that does it. You know. Plus it's like if that's your first instinct to like immediately go after him. Yeah, okay, well, I say one probably is a murderer, but she doesn't look like one. But I like how you stand your Groundel you're walking at night, you're you went to the to the store, you bought some chips or whatever. You you were craving a snack, you're walking back, you hear gunshots, Do you run to your house or do you run towards a gunshots to see what happened? Keep walking eating the chips on my way home.

17:34 Well, let me ask you a question. One. Had that been you opposed to rebel, what would have happened if you were approaching the vehicle? Oh, I probably would have been in handcuffs in fifteen seconds, or shot me getting out of the car, or. Shot But you don't look like you're dangerous either. But because she is a white female from Louisiana, it's okay. I didn't get out this car. I think it depends on the cop. I've never had a good experience with cops. You know, they usually always put handcuffs on you just for their safety. But other than that, like every other interaction like with them, is being friendly. Other than like them putting you in handcuffs, you have with them.

18:21 You know why? Okay? Kevin Hart put it best, like he used to think it was because he was black day got harassed, and then he realized it was just his attitude. And so like her Louisiana attitude, she's lucky she didn't get rested. I'll give you another travel adventure of rebels. She was supposed to be at a festival, okay, and you know how you got Okay, Nicole, you really would know about this, okay. You know how you approached the TSA area and it says you cannot bring a bottle of liquid through security. You either have to drink it or throw it out. Well, she got in an argument with them about that because she refused to do what they said to do, and they literally She's lucky she got arrested. She got booted from the airport and was not allowed to return till the next day, and missed a festival because of her standing her ground.

19:21 If you have water in a container, you can see it's water. Why not let me finish drinking the water. But I can buy water when I passed through TSA, which is bigger than the one I had in my hand. If YA tells you to do something, you just do it, period, because they're not you know, yes, I don't fly, Yes, because you can go to jail. There's terrorist shit that goes on. They have strict instructors. It could have been anything, you know what could have been in there. Shit that could blow up a plane would look like water too, drink it four. I went through so the bottle would be empty, but no, they refused to let.

20:04 Me do that. So what did you accomplish? Child, Louisiana and people are children, what did you accomplish? You missed work, you missed a festival, and you had me giving you a ship because how the hell do you miss a festival? Because you won't listen to the people at the t s a check? Okay, so wait a minute, At what point do we say no, I'm not going to listen to you. They wanted wanted you to just throw it out, pick. Your battle, pick your battles. Before we start judging her, let's get all the facts straight. What kind of water was it? And it was your It was your water bottle? Yeah, water? They wanted they wanted her to throw out her water bottle instead of.

20:47 It was No, it was an actual war bottle. She miss I like that? Like that? It was. Day. You gotta speak Louisia the leguage. Okay, you're saying her water bottle, the one she bought at the store with the water in it, that's her water bottle. Sorry, yeah, of course it is. Sorry. I was thinking, but if you bring like you know, you can travel with your own like nice figure leader, they'll. Make it throw out the water. If it's like a tumbler out of the water out, you just dump the water out. But you can still do that. They wanted me to throw it away. It was in a water BPA free water bottle, okay, said I.

21:31 Couldn't keep it. Here's your question. What I Sometimes you get strange things traveling. I always think when I'm doing something before I do it, I'm like, what am I looking to accomplish? So let me ask you, rebel. I know the answer. You got to keep your water bow, But you know, like, what did you accomplish? What did you really accomplish? You have missed the whole fucking festival and work and experiences for a water bottle. It wasn't just the wout it. It was my personal why I'm done talking to you about this ship. It's been years and is still defend your actions. Okay, all right, next, all right. I don't even want to go through the rest of this stuff, whether it's liar truth, because you're proving just how screwed up you are right here.

22:21 Like. I mean, and no wonder the South, No wonder the South didn't win the war and will not rise again. Okay, Like the only South that's rising again is Mexico to take over the South, and I hope that happens because we need to get rid of you people and bring and bring Mexico in. What is this you people, Louisiana. Don Cherry got fired for saying that. You people, you people, and you people. Okay, so let's get other travel adventures. Okay, all right, So I'm going to ask each one of you where is the most memorable place that you traveled to? And no, rebel, we're not talking about to the next parish. Okay, all right, So each one of you will start with one and we'll go around like clockwise. What is what place gave the most impact to you anywhere in the world, including this country, just not in Louisiana.

23:33 No go ahead, like recent travel or just. Any time in your whole life. Well, recently traveled to the South Florida Fair. That was fun, all right, Okay, so let's talk about that. Okay. So one came with the pipe man and experience what it's like to at South Florida Fair. Now, I just want to say one thing, Okay, So I found fund somebody like you, rebel, because I went to a Renaissance festival on Sunday and I thought this person was a grown adult that I wouldn't have to ask this and wasn't one of my kids. But as we're pulling up, I should I knew I should have said before, do you have your ID with you? No? I never carry my ID. First of all, I just want to tell everybody in the world that travels, even if you're going to the next street, it is the law that you must have your ID at all times. So if you were an adult, I shouldn't have to ask you if you have your ID, and it should be your real ID.

24:40 In fact, now they have the Florida real IDs now, so yeah, it won't fly. But anyway, one got to go do the South Florida affair with me. He had no problems gaining in unlike some people, and he he followed instructions. He followed instructions unlike some people, and you know, unlike other people. Okay, I gotta be fair and make fun of everybody. Okay. He was not up my ass, trying to catch up to me or nothing. He was doing his thing, taking the pictures while I was doing my thing flirting with girls.

25:22 I so wanted to pull any collages like glue to you the whole time. But it was just like there were so many like opportunities for pictures to be taken. So I was like, okay, I need to walk around. Most of the time I was looking around, I'm like where is he? Oh, okay, he's over there. Good like it was. It was so like peaceful, wow, nice, like I was there, but I was not there. He did Oh that good for you. So yeah, and thank god he wasn't, because like, it's not my jam. If it is yours, more power to you. But it's not my jam. Okay jam and okay, So tell us about your experience at the South Florida Fair. On Saturday.

26:11 It was basically the closing weekend of the fair. We had the Classic Rock Tribute competition. We were literally there, okay, from nine to thirty to he left at what'd you leave at? Like sick? It was like around six something, six thirty. It had to be after seven, I think, because what was around seven because they announced. When we stayed until the last one. The last one ended at six thirty, So yeah, probably weren't like seven something. So yeah, the then the winner got to perform at eight clock. And by the way, they did have a different set, so I my hat's off to the winners, because usually the winners just played the same set again. So that was cool, and he played some cover songs.

26:54 It was a fun time. And the people I was around, they got even drunker. Uh and we'll talk about we can talk about that too. So yeah, let's ask you one, what was your experience with drunk people? Oh? Man, there was this one guy that he was just like so he wasn't even like Lucid anymore. Like he was just like. I had to pick him up random point. He was on the ground. He was on the ground. People were making fun of him, and he stretched his arm out, so I picked him up. Yeah, he was saying I should go sit down, but he never did. No, he never did, but he did. He took a little power nap somewhere on the ground and came back later stronger than ever.

27:40 Okay, but he rallied, He rallied and came back. He was so into it though, he was so so into it. I loved him because he was a fan of every band. He knew every word, and you know, he was just and he loved that Wan would photograph them like he was. He had him do it like he had him do it like it was his personal photographer. He was a star of the show. I just got he kept running and jumping like on like on the front of the stage. And then I just want to give information to people, especially like see rebels wearing sunglasses right now, if you're gonna wear sunglasses that you don't want people to see your eyes, get darker ones, okay, because it's very informative when people are wearing sunglasses and they think nobody can see their eyes to say it, well, no, seriously, because like, okay, so there was this woman that kept staring over at me, but she was wearing sunglasses, and I had peripheral visions and she had no idea I was catching her staring at me all the time. Yeah, so then I so then so then I offered her to the.

29:09 Group on Yeah yeah, yeah, let's get. Back one for anybody traveling around the world or to the South Florida Fair. Maybe we should play the commercial because then listen, ladies, you don't have to stare through your sunglasses. Just buy the group on and you can test the product out. Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the pipecase where you can service the Pipeman all night long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast. And then get the hell out.

29:49 That's the pipe main group on. The Group on special is normally one, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just call in the show right now shive six one six two three nine four two nine, and you too can have the pipemin group on. I had to group on. You should do. I heard Rebel is gonna be the new Sally in the reboot of When Harry Met Sally. Do you know that movie?

30:31 Any of you must have been before my time? Oh? Yeah, before your time. I haven't seen it, but I know the part you're talking about. Yeah, as the infamous hey wan pull up there's just pull up Google When Harry Met Sally orgasm scene and when you're ready, let me know. We'll show everybody instead of explain it. Okay, So anyway, did a video for the. For the group on. I think you should get on something. Oh, we got a lot of things that I'm I'm making that like I keep getting preferred by people making mistakes. Oh, I mean okayel okay, So that means it's your turn, rebel. Okay.

31:12 Where what is the most memorable place that you have traveled to off your street in the world. Disney World, that's it. That's it. Yeah, I've never left the country. Don't know if they'll let me. No, they definitely are. Note she wouldn't even know what to do in another country. No, probably not. Okay, so water, It's funny you mentioned Disney because there was like, I have this question on the dating sites that is like, well, I didn't pick it. It's like it has ones you pick, but I did pick it.

31:56 I didn't write. But it's like when, uh, what be the most iconic first date? And somebody answered Disney, and I would totally do that. I've actually done that, but it was universal. Better choice depending on who you're going. I like universal there, but I like both. I like all theme marks. I'll go to all of them. Okay, speaking of travel and everything, is it Cookie the cruise Director or just Cookie? It is, well, he's Cookie, but he's also Cookie the Cruise Director. So you the thing Cookie the Cruise Director. I think I already have it there. I already think I filled that one out, but just make sure, all right.

32:41 So before we go on to doctor Nicole fort And that has a wealth of travel experience. Well I wouldn't call it experience travel adventures. I don't know how experienced. But okay, she'll tell what hers is. But first a word from Sally. You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had. To get up out of bed and leave at three o'clock in the morning. Look to hear and irons and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this. Hold on, why this is? What did I do? I know? It was my fault. Now it's fucked up.

33:24 What happened? I don't know. Whyn't you remove it and restart it because we were both doing it and I screwed it up. No, it's playing like I can play it. Yes it is. You are a humani friend to all women, and I am a woman. Hey, I don't feel worry about this, but I compliant. See what happens when your birthday? Geez? I an okay, time? Why is it doing? How do I know? I know. Yes, let's take it out and fix it because that's annoying people. I'm sure why it's doing that one. I don't see what you see. What is it doing on your end? Echoing? Is it echoing for you guys to know?

34:06 Not really? Oh that's weird. Oh probably because I was the one that put it in and it was echoing to me. So try starring it over. I didn't live leave for Blackham one where you'll look at your and irons and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this. Why are you not about you? Yes? It is. You are a human affront to all women, and I am a woman. Hey, I don't feel gray about this, but I don't hear anyone complaining. Of course not you're out the door too fast. I think they have an okay time? How do you know? How do I know? I know? Because they yes? Because they.

34:48 How do you know that they're really? What are you saying that they fake orgasm? It's possible. Why most women at one time or another. Have faked it or they haven't refect with me? How do you know? Go say, oh right, that's right. I forgot you're a man. Nothing, It's just that all man are shirt never happens to them, and most women, at one time or another have done it. So you do the math, you know what think? Did I can tell the difference? No?

35:33 Oh oh oh you okay? Oh oh god, oh god, oh oh oh oh so crazy story? Oh yeah right there? Oh oh just came? Oh god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh.

36:21 Yes, yes yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes oh. Oh gosh. Oh so yeah, it was until I refreshed my page, it was feeding back to me, so I thought everybody was hearing that. But yeah, stereo right, so, rebel, that's what you sound like on that commercial, right there. Okay, so now here's a big question. Here's a big question.

37:20 We'll start with you, doctor Nicole. Oh, have you ever faked an orgasm in a foreign country? Oh? God, I don't remember, lie. Lie, Okay, rebel, have you ever? Have you ever faked an orgasm on a foreign street? I have to customize for the people. Oh yeah, because you've never been out of country, so of course the answer is no. You think that. Okay, have you Okay, let me, have you ever faked an orgasm? Let's just rephrase the question. Okay in Louisi and the language yes, how many times? Yes?

38:16 How many times? Numerous times? Well, what the fuck? Why don't you start picking people that can actually give hick? If it's numerous, why don't you Why are you picking new people that? Yeah? I think I think the KKK just doesn't know anymore. Did you fake the orgasm with the KKK person? Did have sex with him? Oh, you only performed latio. He didn't perform flatio on you. Then again, another stupid move. Listen, let me give you women some advice. Okay, let them perform falatio on you first, because once they're done, you're done. Okay, Sometimes I faked an orgasm.

39:12 I thought it was going to be more to that. You just stop it? What what? What is an orgasm? Yes? See, I'm telling your girl. I think I'm too young for this conversation. I know I have never I have never faked it. Okay, I don't think that's a guy thing, though. Yeah, some guys do that. If he doesn't want to have a baby with you and your you keep trying, then yeah, they might fake it. Just yeah, there's one good example. Or sometimes okay, they just want to be fucking done. Like so, then you fake the orgasm, so you and the sexual experience. Like I just got back from the gym. It was leg day. No, we're not doing this three hours.

39:55 Okay, wait, how does take it? I mean you kind of guy? You either do you don't? There's some evidence you know? You know? I mean, I mean I don't know. Yeah, do you go check inside for the evidence? Do you check the condom before it's thrown away? Here, let me inspect your comment condom before it's thrown away? Very are you looking rebels? You're looking for. It because obviously they're not doing it right if you're watching them as they're coming out to take help me. What a guy when a couple pulls out it stands up to go take it off, you kind of see it.

40:42 I mean, what are you talking about? It is that easy thing? They don't all stand up to pick off. I mean, come on, like sometimes it just slips off, gros. That's how you know they didn't fake it. Though they didn't fake it. If it slips off, it fell off. Well, even when it gets soft, it stays on. And and in the old days, okay, it was very painful to wear a condom in the old days. I'm just saying because no, because cubic hair, and it would always get fuck in the condom. And as you're rolling that, it's rolling the pubic hair. Have you ever pulled on.

41:29 Your pubic herd? It's more than pulling any other hair. Okay, really I would say, I would say it's chick in those hairs. Well, no, you know what's the worst I've had this done. I didn't do it up the person I do it. I was like, okay, go ahead, I will never ever do this again. I don't even have ear hair, and she and she waxed my ears and that's the most painful ship every Okay, yeah, exactly. I'd rather hang by my nose hair than do waxing of my ear hair ever again. Okay, I do have one ear hair that's like on the outside of my ear unlike this, and it's like it's like an inch long. It's like just one pain in the ass. Like I have one paint ass hair that's like right next to my nose. And like, if you see me start going like this, you know what's going on. This ship's annoying the ship. I'm tweezing that shit out. But I'm a man, No, I'm a man.

42:38 I'm not gonna go buy Tweezers. I'm just gonna do it myself. Like then it's just like the man fixing the toilet by himself, you know, and then the wife has to call the plumber without telling him the husband. Okay, okay, speaking of funny no, speaking of plumbing though, just no. I'm a man. I didn't want to do that ship I hired a thing. One used to get pissed at me because I hired people to do that shit. I'm like you, you would rather hire one of me? Yeah, exactly, you said it up me. Okay, listen when.

43:21 You say that or with that one touched that even further than it went. Okay, okay, because I'm gonna be honest with you, like I have never I. Have never hired anyone to fix anything out my house. See, but choos do. Okay, because here's the way I look at it. Okay. So I was in the investment business and like, okay, a specific thing, mowing the lawn. I fucking hate mowing the lawn, and it bothers. I have sinus issues, so it bothers like sciences. So if I can pay somebody seventy five bucks for the month, white person by the way, seventy five bucks for the month to mow my lawn, okay, and I can go to work and make thousands. Like you're an idiot if you're mowing your own fucking lawn, Like that's just stupid.

44:15 I took thing one like on our anniversary ones as an example to Paris for the weekend. She was upset, and I didn't mow the lawn. And I've paid somebody to mow the lawn. I should have stayed home. You should have yet mowed the lawn. You could have saved the trip. No Paris, friends. Actually it was talk about travel stories. I will tell this travel story. Then I am a master at pulling off surprises. Maybe I'm a master. Maybe it's just a woman I'm with her stupid. I'm not sure which it is yet, but okay, So seriously, though, so it was our anniversary and I was surprising her and taking her in Paris. First of all, she had never been out of a country except like Jamaica and the Caribbean and stuff like that. I literally she didn't have a passport. I literally facilicitated getting a passport for her. Okay, getting her to the airport at JFK and we had a layover in Washington Dulles. Now her biological father lives near that airport. So we get to the airport and she didn't know where we were going, like and I was every time she tried to like they said something on the plane or I just blocked that. She was easy for that anyway, it was easy to distract her

45:46 and so and she'd admit it. So I'm not saying thing yeah, well, and she'd admit it. She'd tell you, you know, so anyway, I mean if I called her up right now, which that would be funny if i'd call her, but she would tell you the story exactly the way I'm telling it. And I'm the type that I will go way out of my way to pull for surprise, even where I'll get the woman pissed at me, like they will be hating my ass. Like I went to Chad and Heather's place for two weeks before my second wedding writing a song, and the future wife was wondering where I am all night every night for two weeks before the wedding, and I wouldn't tell her. And like I'm lucky I even got married, Well not really lucky.

46:34 I'm unlucky that she still went through with it. But okay, So anyway back to the Paris story, we get to Washington Dolls and then so what was really cool is that a flight was delayed, so they offered me to bump us up the first class to fly to Brussels instead of Paris. Now, I couldn't ask for better luck because thing one has there's no clue where in the world Brussels. Okay, kid, you not okay? And so basically I'm like okay, And then I had her. I had her sitting down like across the way and stuff, and we sat down across the way from the gate. She didn't know that that was the gate, but we sat across from the gate and she's like, well, we don't.

47:25 I'm like, well, we're waiting for your dad to pick us up. And she got so pissed at me. You mean to tell me you're taking me to my dad's for anniversary. Yeah. I thought it would be a great surprise. I thought you would like to see. And I just played this whole thing off. And then they they're doing the announcement for the UH for a gain on the plane and I like, wait, till the last minute, and then I just grab her. We start riding on the plane. And as we're walking on the plane, I'm telling every airline employee that is on that whole run way onto the plane and this, and the flight attendants and everything. I'm like, don't tell her where we're going. And then we're seeing in the seat we're in first class, it has the image on the thing of where you're going, you know, the flight map. So she still had no clue.

48:18 And then when when the pilot came on. Good afternoon, welcome to flight five six two American Airlines on its way from JF from Washington Doles to Brussels, Belgium. Please fasten your seatbelt and have a safe flight. During that whole time he was talking, I started talking to her and distracting her, and she couldn't hear a word he said. And so then we land in Brussels. She still has no clue where where we are. She isn't even though we're out of country. Okay, I can easily.

48:58 It's like, no, it's like six or eight hours some shit like that. And then had no clue. I am a master at this shit. I will, I will, I will I'm like the kid that denied till you die, like I will pull it off all way to the end. So then what I did was is the flight to the flight to Paris was delayed from Brussels. So we were walking over to we were supposed to go Air Frands, okay, and I'm walking in the middle of Brussels Airport and there's like this big open area and I see one bag and I'm like, holy fuck, that's my bag, literally sitting in the middle of Brussels Airport. I will never seen it again by some like somebody was watching over me, guiding me. And so I went and got the bag.

49:55 I know, I went and got the bag, and thank god because I had never had the bag. And then when I got there France, it was like. Oh, the flight is canceled, we will be flying out tomorrow morning. Well please come to counter whatever. And so anyway, I'm like, fuck it, I'm not waiting. So I decide what's known as one of the most iconic train rides in the world. It's the train ride from Brussels to Paris. So that's what we did. So we drove across a whole country looking out windows. She had no clue where we were until she could see the Eiffel Tower. So from New Jersey all the way to Paris, through multiple planes, a train never knew we were going till the Eiffel Tower.

50:54 So there's the story. And then we got up to the top of the Eiffel Tower and it's super fricking windy up there, man, Like it's scary up there because it's so windy. Too bad it wasn't a few years later I took her to Paris because that wind. We've been very helpful. Okay, So anyway, m. Nicole Nice, Yeah here present. Hurry up because again I'm late, and nobody told me. Yeah, I said to them yesterday. It happened, you know, keep me on schedule. All right, So tell us what what's the one place in the world?

51:34 Oh, I mean I would, I would say, Bali, that's like kind of the one magical place. Nice so had some Yeah. Just like you and your story. It's like when you leave things open to possibility, you never know what you're going to encounter, and sometimes those are like the best. Later I say, you didn't really like you couldn't have planned any better. So that's like it's memorable to me my time there. Yeah, like with me, as you know, as you just referenced, I went to Bali for two months. I changed my whole itinerary for the two months the day I got there, like every bit of it booked, like ten different places that were not booked. And change the experience. And that's my thing to everybody. Okay, listen, don't just stick to the plan, because you could change your experience completely. And I think my experience at Bali was ten million times better than we've been with my original plan. So instead of getting upset when your original plan goes haywire, just go with it and make a new plan. But we missed a lot of stuff today. We're going to talk more next week. We should have talked more about South Florida Fair. So tune in tomorrow to the Adventures at pipe MANW four cy dot com at one pm and we will talk more about the South Florida Fair. We'll talk more about the Restssance Festival, and I might even throw in the Surf for the Heart, but we'll talk about that next week. I think we should talk about Bali next week too, and we could, you know, we could have a very cultural show. It'll be Bali and

53:06 hamm and Louisiana like the two most iconic places in the world. And oh, let's not forget Mexico. Okay, so you gotta be equal opportunity and we let's next week, let's talk about how Wan tried to dupe me in Mexico. That's what we'll talk about next week on Travel Tuesday. Okay, because not only did he try and get me to do something I didn't do, but I just found out at the South Florida Fair that he lied and was duping me and try and get me to do shit he never did. And you know what, no wonder, no wonder, That's all I'm gonna say. All Right, everybody tune in tomorrow W four c y dot com one pm Eastertime.

53:52 Every Tuesday, don't forget it's Travel Tuesday or Monday's Motivational Monday, and Wednesday it's just Wacky Wednesday. That's the new name for it, wacky win. It is wacky, okay, And you guys are all wacky and I'm the only normal one here. But thanks for being here, thanks for traveling with the adventures pipe Man. We also have to talk next week more about the Pipe Man homeless tour okay, and we got ticket, group waves and all that stuff. Reach out to me, pipe Man Radio on all socials entered to win. We have lots of festival tickets to give away. Meanwhile, Studio Nut's going to roll it for us.

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