July 5, 2024

4th of July Independence Day, Pipeman Presidential Debate WIN, and What I Forgot

On this week's The Adventures of Pipeman Season 18, Episode 23 what is Pipeman up to on the 4th of July, America's Independence Day? Let's analyze how Pipeman won the 2024 Presidential Debate.
 
We forgot about the news about Donald Sutherland, Dave...

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Season 18

On this week's The Adventures of Pipeman Season 18, Episode 23 what is Pipeman up to on the 4th of July, America's Independence Day? Let's analyze how Pipeman won the 2024 Presidential Debate.

We forgot about the news about Donald Sutherland, Dave Grohl, and Taylor Swift. Oh, and OMG we can't believe we forgot that our cats the Florida Panthers are your Stanley Cup champions.

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Too, Censure see for you your look.

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Why up America, It's time for the adventures. So fight Man,

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I'll have you four.

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See why I com list pomp Beach's number one Internet

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radio station.

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Here's your host, the Fight Man.

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Oh the pipe Man won the debate. I think Oh wait,

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I wasn't allowed in the debate. You have to protest

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that because pipe Man is running for pres and that

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debate was the most ridiculous thing ever in history. So

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let's bring on our pipe nuts because we got the

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Adventures of Pipe Man, we have the debate going on,

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we have the presidential election going on, we got some

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other stuff going on, but we need the pipe nuts.

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For that.

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So welcome to the Adventures of Pipe Man here on

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W four c Y Radio. Okay, so, since she just

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said it, Rachel, you're first, we're going to introduce you.

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Are you wearing your panties?

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Even actually that I.

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Was trying to get that off. I don't know how

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to take the wearing a Wednesday.

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I just wanted to say saying, you have to you

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have to put on a different pair of panties for

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that to change. Yes, you in, you know who you are,

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so our pipe not engineer. Can you teach her how

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to change her pante status?

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Please? How do I change my work?

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That's which one.

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That's to trust the engineer.

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I know he knows how to change word, how to

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do everything changing for her?

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Change it to something good? Okay, like worse than what's

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there already?

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Rebel? What are you laughing about?

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She's weird all the things that we do on this show.

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So, Rebel, what about you?

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I'm not wearing a sorry?

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Okay, so you're not wearing your.

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What?

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Did you say that loud?

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How?

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How was last night's show?

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Rebel?

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Rebel? You know who the guy was?

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Right?

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Did you know that who he was?

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That was the Okay, I didn't know if you knew that,

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That's why. That's why I was not because I don't want.

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To be that. I thought you were going to beyond.

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Why wouldn't you be.

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On because I don't. I have not seen him since

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I broke up with him, and I don't want to.

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I don't want you know, why would I do that?

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Like your cousin still family?

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My ex boyfriend and my cousin. Yeah no, no, let's

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not drop down that.

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But he can't be your cousin.

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This is why.

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Let's take a survey here.

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Okay, if you happen to date, marry whatever, your cousin

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and you break up, are you still family? Why let's

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hear from the Hispanic community and see what they think.

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Blood is thicker than water.

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See.

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I'm actually still friends with his mother and she's.

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Like, to your family, you're still cousins. Okay, So I

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think I know the answer to this. But rebel, can

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you speak for all the rednecks and hillbillies in the.

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Crackers South? Please?

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They did not elect me the vocal point of their stuff,

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but for my own personal view, no, you don't divorce family,

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so you don't break up with family.

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You don't break up with them.

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You wonder why you guys did not win the war.

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I mean, what about the fact that you just don't

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your cousin or you both didn't know, you both.

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Know as soon as you found out, you still with them.

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I know, Well, what do you think?

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I mean, it's like we're just gonna lean into it.

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Okay, So then let me ask you this.

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In Texas, if you're six months in and you find

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out it's your brother or sister, then do you still

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keep doing it too? I rebel, You're not in Texas, Okay,

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Louisiana speak for Louisiana.

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No, No, you don't stay together. What do you think

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as soon as you find out, you have to like

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stop it?

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That's right. So, but they just can't stop that feeling.

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It's it's the right thing to do. Think of the

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future children.

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What Mexican of you?

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It's not everybody wants.

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They come out weird, special education.

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It's just what you say it.

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You can say whatever you want to.

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I said Hispanic community. I didn't call him a Mexican. Okay,

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how do you know if he's Mexican or not?

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Did he tell you?

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Maybe he didn't?

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Were you just as soon.

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I don't know what he is.

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You know what's funny about this? The answer is like

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both answers are correct. I am Mexican, but I'm also Indian.

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Oh where are well?

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I'm gonna miss you off today.

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So we took all of his land pretty much.

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Now that we're celebrating our independence tomorrow, we found out

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we took all of Wand's ancestors land.

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That's pretty messed up.

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Man.

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It's you Texans that did it. How do you feel

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about that?

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Sober?

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What you're not sober?

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I am the syrup today is the sober syrup.

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So you know, we forgot stuff last week and now,

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well now I forgot what we forgot.

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Somebody who's that? When?

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Is that the person you dated? Rebel? Yeah? Yeah he did.

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He did pass away though. That was very sad. He

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was a great, great actor.

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We all are going to die.

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It's all very sad.

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Some of us I hope.

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Some my some of us I hope is sooner than others.

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Just saying, okay, so what else did we forget? Rachel

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you know that.

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Chick that everybody likes?

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Oh yeah, and Taylor Taylor Swift?

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Oh yeah, So Dave Grohl took a poke at Taylor

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Swift at a live show he was doing and said

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about the live music that and basically said, at least

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we play our music live, which he was insinuated mean

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that she did not, and she lashed back. And now

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the favorite of pop and the favorite of rock and

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roll are in a tiff.

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Tiff that ship beef, they have beef.

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Tea.

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Think who would you vote for? Taylor Swift or Dave

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Girl Rebel?

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I don't know.

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He's the dude that heads the food Fighters was the

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drummer of Nirvana.

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Taylor Swift. Hands down.

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Taylor Swift. Wait, wait one? You just want I just

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want to Taylor Swift.

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She looks really really but that's a whole different story.

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Yeah, I mean anybody would do, right, I mean I would.

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I don't know, I don't She's that good looking personally.

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Doesn't matter if she's successful.

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She's got that mousey look. She does have a she

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does right, See one. This is something only us guys

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can understand. What else did we forget? There is some

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There are a couple other things we forgot.

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It wasn't on your list, but Willie Mays also passed

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away before Donald Sutherland and.

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That was terrible. I mean every it's it's tragic when

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anybody dies.

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But I like crescause as long as an awesome, quite

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amazing baseball player.

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Rachel's in her old world. Over there, she's like having

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her own show. She's microdocing. She's a show within the show.

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She's like over there having her own show. In the

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middle of the show.

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She's the side entertainment.

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This is what happens when I don't drink.

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What else did we miss? Come on now, I'm in

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South Florida. On you're in South Florida. We forgot to

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talk about the Panthers winning the Stanley first time ever?

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Who are the Panthers?

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Uh?

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Of a hockey team? Did anybody watch the debate? By

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the way, did you guys watch the debate?

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I watched part of it?

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How about you, Rachel? Did you watch the debate? Where

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you from?

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I watched. I watched it while I was doing better.

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Here's here's my uh, here's my take on the debate.

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We're in deep fucking you see this morning they were

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talking on the news about like fighting and they were

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like they were drilling him yesterday.

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Like what's wrong with you?

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Man?

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You're slipping. You're slipping. And some guy in Texas was like,

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you know, I don't think he's gonna make it may and.

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It looked like you know that he was about to

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pull out of the race.

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Yeah, ready to see.

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About You were calling for him to.

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Do it all because he had one moment of non clarity,

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like they wereally, isn't is it an episode or is this.

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The way it is? He was tired. It just came

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out today. He was tired. Yeah, he was.

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It nap time exactly, Like who has.

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Who has a debate during the middle of the day

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when you're supposed to be awake.

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That's ridiculous.

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But see, I guess they have the debate on a

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time things where most earlier available to watch it and

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not be at work.

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They were like, we are going to be doing it.

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Usually we do it much later. But since since everybody

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years one hundred and five.

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PM, I'm going to grant community to everybody in the

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whole world. If elected pipemin for press.

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Wait a minute minute, are you sure you want to

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do that?

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Now?

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Thing one and thing two would have to be a

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Rep two on top of it?

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Well, what else?

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What are the debate topics we could use for Pipeman

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for pres Okay, all right, rebel, you pick a debate

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topic right now.

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I didn't watch the debate.

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It doesn't matter that debate you pick to talk about.

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The age of maximacy of the term and.

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The age of maximum penisy of the term.

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You can only have a maximum sized penis to serve

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as president, is that what you're saying.

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That's you know, neither here nor there. But there should

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be a maximum age limit, a maximum limit.

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Like I kind of think there should be an age limit,

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And I kind of think if you're not legally allowed

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to vote for yourself, you can't run.

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No, I mean they have to at least pass a

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physical where they do like test for mental health.

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Right, well, at least at least be able to vote

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for yourself in every state of the United States. Okay,

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if you can, if you can run for president as

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a convicted felon, you should certainly should be able to

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decide who runs for president, and you should be able

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to vote for yourself. Like I vote for myself three

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times every election. That way, I ensure that I get

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two votes.

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You vote three times and only get two votes.

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That's cute, but now since they're shipping in illegal immigrants

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all over the place.

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And putting them, you're one of them. Huh, we're illegal immigrants.

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We gave it to this country. We tortured poor people,

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took their land.

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And yes, but his ancestors come from Europe.

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I am I'm an immigrant. Okay.

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Just because your ancestors and something, doesn't he call on you.

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No, no, stop that, because this doesn't. You're an immigrant.

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Are not a native to this country, You're an immigrant.

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We're all immigrants. The only an immigrant is one Okay,

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I was born here.

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We're all in his country.

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Yeah, okay, So that's the platform you're.

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Standing on, the platform standing on as if elected for president.

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I'm kicking all the Americans out and I'm inviting all

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the Mexicans in.

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Okay.

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Well, unemployment is going to go down so much, everybody's

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gonna be.

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Like wages or you know, we don't have to worry

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about wages anymore.

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She doesn't get it.

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Problem.

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I think that this is a problem for the simple

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fact that I feel that we might be insulting some

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people at this moment.

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That's quite possible.

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I think we are.

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Look at look at Rachel. I think she we insulted her.

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I my add and I just stopped listening sometimes I'm.

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Sorry, Like like drugs, it's not just add. She's got

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like this whole plethora of drugs she gets from.

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The I don't think like el don't like Elvis. She

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doesn't even know. I'm up, I'm down, I'm sideways.

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This is the sobriety. This is sobriety.

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I'm like this old, when's the last time you drank yesterday?

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It's not sobriety. Okay, fill you in on that.

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No, this is sober.

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Pipe Man's elected press. Nobody has to be sober.

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I told the doctor last week. I was like, this

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is nice. Give me something so I look like the

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other people. She's like, no, no, you're funny.

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I like you.

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I'm just going to keep you right the way you were,

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my bot.

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I have a headline for you. Yeah, go ahead, pipe Man.

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Press.

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Your headline could be less war more group ons.

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Yes, that's it, because I am not pro war, and

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I am pro the pipe Man group on. I think

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that's a good cueue because it's fourth of July tomorrow.

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Not for that, Okay, so don't be rushing over here. Okay,

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it's fourth of July, and I have a special for

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the group on for fourth of July. If you were

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just the fourth of July group on, you get the

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Labor Day group bond free because by that time you're pregnant.

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And nice, you'll give the labor.

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Sorry.

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Okay, do we have like a rolling something?

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We're gonna roll.

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Right?

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Yeah?

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Well er, all right, here is the pipemin groupon.

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Oh god, are you tired of the same old bed

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and breakfast? Come visit the pipe Cave where you can

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service the Pipeman. Oh nice, long and then serve the

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Pipeman breakfast and then get the hell out. That's the

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Pipe Main group on. The group on special is normally one,

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but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just

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call into the show right now, five sixty one sixty

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three nine and you too? Can I have the pipe

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Man group on? I had to group on. You should too.

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Rebel is laughing at her own voice over. Okayvisual it

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comes go ahead.

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That sounds really good. I can't help it.

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What do you do for the fourth of July? Rebel?

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Yeah, we can't hear you because she was too busy

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being hot. Can you say that again?

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Rebel?

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I think swimming.

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You're swimming.

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I think I'm going to go swimming.

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Let's spend five minutes.

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I didn't know you swim.

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Where are you going to swim at in the pool? Yeah,

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so you guys have swamping canals?

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Right?

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Who votes for muting Rachel's mike? Here?

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I got you, Hi, Rachel, we needed to mute her.

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She's out of control today. She shouldn't have been let

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out of the cage. She's out of control. That it's

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like Planet the Apes. She's trying. She she's pretending that

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she can talk, you know, like in Planety Apes. You

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know you got the people, the Charlton Hessen's tucket.

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It's like, this is great. I love it. I love

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it well for those Wait, what's it say? What did

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they say? Right? We couldn't see it. Why is she

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so hot? Rachel?

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Maybe I think it's I think it's alcohol sweat. To

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be honest, I don't, all right, So I do like.

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The fact that she grabbed a notebook to write stuff down, but.

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She chose a fine point pen to write it down with.

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She should have gone for a sharpie.

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You need you need a sharpie.

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There it is a red sharpie there. There we go, okay,

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what does she have to say now while she's let's see.

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Oh yeah, what else you have to say for yourself? Rachel.

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For those of you who are on radio only, you

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should tune in.

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She's got a special message for a special person. And

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it's not her cousin, might be her nephew. But now, okay,

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we'll let her back, We'll let her back in.

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Maybe there was saying this that guy Nathan, he runs

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the Pilates studios and he gives me free polates.

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Sometimes, right, well, what wait wait wait wait, wait, wait

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wait wait someone give you a freeates?

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What what are you giving in return for that?

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That's what he says. So at this point he's like,

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why am I doing this for you?

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You don't do anything for me?

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And I said, what do you want for me? And

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so this guy was telling me yesterday.

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I told you a long time ago, I want you

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to do something different on your coffee talk.

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Just do something different.

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And I'm like, well, what the fuck am I supposed

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to do? I want you to do it in thirty seconds.

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I want you to do it thirty seconds. And he

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had all these ideas. So this morning, I'm.

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Thirty seconds.

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I was like, oh my god, you're so difficult. Just

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want to go to pilates, just fucking give me.

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Some classies, like I'll give you two classes, and so

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I'm gonna do for you. You really kissed me off

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this now being motherfucker right. So this morning on coffee talk,

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which none of you assholes watch, I know it wouldn't

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write a rebel with a rebel rebel?

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Watch it?

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Do you want?

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Yes, you little thank you?

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So I watched it. Yeah, so it wasn't seconds.

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What's a nate?

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Yeah, no, I'm going I was trying to do thirty

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seconds and then in the middle of it, I just

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started going fucking a yay, So I know, you know

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there's no more plates glasses like fuck this, I'm not

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even gonna let me in the door.

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Yeah, well, carry on all day.

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I just want to know, though you think I tells

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you he just wants thirty seconds. What are you thinking?

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And it's not about sex. I know my boyfriend wanted

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me to tell you this week that you and I

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don't know why.

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He was just like tell her that you are like

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the you know what's the guy, the.

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Kool Aid guy, remember the cool a man and how

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he busts through the walls.

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That's you.

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And I was like, why n't I talk about that

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on the podcast? How do I even bring that up?

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And here it is there, it is there, it is

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So do you look like the kool Aida?

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I don't I do?

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But not that kind of not not not. I haven't

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done in the kool aid man.

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What do I?

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Yeah?

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I did fifteen outfits this morning, all of which were denied.

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I was like, can I put this one on on

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my on coffee Talk? He's like, what, No, you don't?

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Are you?

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Are you dressed?

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All I see is the I took the brisket today

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and I put I took I had no clothes on.

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Well, I had a boostoir you can't see it.

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And I have the meat and I'm holding it here

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and it's covering like just the gibbles emits And it

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was the best picture.

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It was so good, right, Mike. My boyfriend was like, no, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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God Rachel, He's like, would you put that on coffee talk?

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Yeah?

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I thank god you're here.

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Tell me no, get back on your towel.

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Oh this type of relationship? Does this s been in

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any kind of categorn suck deep l G.

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I'm sitting on it. Yeah, no, I love it. He's like,

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get on your towel. Okay, this sit on my towel.

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What is it?

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And for these people watching, what is this coffee talk ship? Anyway?

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Tell them about it?

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Every morning I get him on.

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Nobody does.

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Nobody does. Everybody's like, you know what, you're mordertaining to

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put you on the mute and not here you go?

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Alright, go ahead, tell him it's coffee talk.

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I do it every morning.

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I have a little show.

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Ow.

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Oh god, it's for she drinks coffee and she talks.

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You don't want to tell people how they can follow you?

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Yeah?

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Follow me.

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I'm behind the pipe.

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Mean you're behind me? What are you doing behind me?

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I'm on social media platform? Can find me. There's my name, Rachel.

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What about you? Rebel? Okay? Can we meet her mic again?

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She can't control herself. You had a long time to talk.

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I let you talk.

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Now.

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It's time to go back in your cage, rebel.

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Go Okay, you can reach me on Facebook. Yeah, it's easy.

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Why are you?

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Why are you rebel? Meddler? Anyway?

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Oh well, let's see.

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It suits me quite well, apparently, because I meddle in

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business and deal with things.

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Yeah, that's kind of scary and Louisiana. When you deal

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with things, does it involve.

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A sw.

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And two shovels?

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Yeah?

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What did the two shovels do? Like for us?

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Naive spied body parts so one can find them.

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But they're doing it wrong. You leave in the place

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with alligators. All you need is a meat clever and

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a good and a handful of alligators.

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Do y'all know when to live around the corner from.

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For a reason?

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Yeah?

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But you don't want to do farm animals. You want

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to do the ones in the wild that can swim away.

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Did I tell you how I proposed a thing too?

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Thing too?

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I know I've probably heard the story, but for those

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of who haven't tell the story.

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Please, Well it has to do with alligators.

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Did you put a ring inside the alligator's mouth and

489
00:26:56.839 --> 00:26:58.119
tell her to reach out for it?

490
00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:02.400
But that's a good idea. That's a good idea for

491
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:05.200
the next one. Okay, that would be like the most

492
00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:08.759
you can do. I did bring her out in the

493
00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:12.279
middle of the everglades, dropped her off and said, if

494
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:13.279
you can find your way.

495
00:27:13.160 --> 00:27:13.960
Out, then I'll know you.

496
00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:18.559
Well. No, it was more like, you know, I just

497
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:23.519
had a place of dumper. If she said no, well.

498
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:26.440
That's a good thing. I mean, but are you really

499
00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:27.400
happy she said.

500
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:32.799
Yes at this point Fuck no, Okay, you should have

501
00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:34.319
went with that instinct about hey.

502
00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:41.640
Well Chad, though, God rest his soul, Chadd. I always

503
00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:45.839
say I do not support this marriage. Ye, I'm like,

504
00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:49.599
you have to, you're my best man. Nope, I'm I

505
00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:54.640
boycott it. He goes, I give it eighteen months. He

506
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:56.799
was free almost right on the money.

507
00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:03.480
He was prey. I mean it was like thirteen months,

508
00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:04.640
so it was pretty close.

509
00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:10.200
That was funny mentioning. I think a betting pool.

510
00:28:10.759 --> 00:28:14.240
Like Rachel like this, she has like the background stuff

511
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.559
going on without the annoying part.

512
00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:21.039
She got her mouth. Oh a coaster. Okay, it's a

513
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:23.160
coaster with her on it. By the way, you guys

514
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:24.759
can see that if you watch coffee Talk.

515
00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:29.519
But anyway, so about the bait debating how long people

516
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:33.799
were got to be married. When my producer got married, well,

517
00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:36.319
when she got proposed to. It was a big ordeal

518
00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:39.839
in front of like everybody and certain venues at Universal.

519
00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:45.920
They started taking bets on how long it was gonna last.

520
00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:52.599
They were all wrong. Oh but that was funny. That

521
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:56.240
was flipping hilarious that people are gonna sit there and say, well,

522
00:28:57.240 --> 00:29:00.319
I'm gonna but they literally took a poll. I mean,

523
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:00.680
lots of.

524
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:04.039
People talk about it, like he gave you eighteen months.

525
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:08.960
But it was funny because.

526
00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:12.519
Can you hear me? We can hear me now sort of,

527
00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:17.680
so sort of why h yeah, I can hear you. Okay.

528
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:23.960
So it was a competition though, because like I love

529
00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:28.640
to win. So he gave me eighteen and I finished

530
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:29.359
in thirteen.

531
00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:38.039
All right, well and fair enough.

532
00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:42.000
I don't necessarily know if he was setting the bar

533
00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:45.240
at eighteen or just saying it's not gonna make it

534
00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:46.079
past eighteen.

535
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.720
So it was I am competitive. You give me a

536
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:51.599
goal and I'm gonna beat it.

537
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:56.039
I see. Well that's cool.

538
00:29:56.200 --> 00:30:02.920
Let's all look at Rachel. All right, Rachel there. We'll

539
00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:07.200
just put Rachel up there. So Rachel, tell us about

540
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:07.599
your day.

541
00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:12.880
That is so interesting, tell us more.

542
00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:17.799
She looks like she wasn't fast forward.

543
00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:21.960
Okay, do it faster now.

544
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:33.480
That's cute. That's cute for those watching.

545
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:43.240
She's blowing blowing kisses with uh, she's Fanning's pulling off

546
00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:47.200
in other regions and showing her bike.

547
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:51.720
Okay, maybe she earned her mic back. What do you think?

548
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:51.960
Why?

549
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:55.079
Yeah, I will be nicely.

550
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:00.839
Shut back real quick.

551
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:08.759
She was insinuating that we missed maybe some gas expelling

552
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:10.279
from the boor.

553
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:16.640
She did say she isn't the kinky things, and I

554
00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:17.759
think that's one of them.

555
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:22.599
I yeah, like, I like, I like I do. I

556
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:23.599
like stinky smells.

557
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:27.720
Well, tell us about that fetish.

558
00:31:28.400 --> 00:31:30.240
Tell it you that I like, I love, I love

559
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:32.519
the way like, but it's gotta be like the right person,

560
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:33.720
like you know, like when you go into the liquor

561
00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:36.079
store and there's like the Indian guy there, the right person,

562
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.319
so you know what I'm talking about, or the person

563
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:41.279
you love, that's always the right person, Like you know

564
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:43.720
that person you can run around outside making it really

565
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:45.640
really gross, and everybody like, you know that person. It

566
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:47.480
smells so bad that walk in the room, and everyone's

567
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:50.400
like if that person is somebody I love.

568
00:31:50.519 --> 00:31:56.759
I'm just like, okay, sounds like that experience.

569
00:31:57.880 --> 00:31:58.240
I don't know.

570
00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:01.359
I have no idea one what about you? Are you

571
00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:02.680
into stinky people?

572
00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:03.400
No?

573
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:08.880
My people are no, not even no.

574
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:12.599
Okay, So if it was the person you love and

575
00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:16.799
she stank or he stank, whichever way you want to go,

576
00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:17.440
I don't care.

577
00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:23.920
Uh, you love this person, you love all your heart.

578
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:27.759
You love this person. Do you tell them they stink?

579
00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:28.440
No?

580
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:29.279
You tell them?

581
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:30.200
Or do you?

582
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:33.160
Or do you just hold your nose when you go

583
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:33.960
muff diving?

584
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:40.839
Must never do that. I'm going to tell you.

585
00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:41.599
Never.

586
00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:42.319
How old are you?

587
00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:44.000
Can we talk about that? I'm fifty.

588
00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.720
My mustn't mail anymore. I don't know what happens, but

589
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:49.480
either a certain age and must have sim It's true.

590
00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:51.319
When I was in my twenties, man, I put like

591
00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:53.240
off of nice strong.

592
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:56.039
I'm in heat like that because it's all dried up.

593
00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:57.359
No, it's not.

594
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:00.720
I went to the doctor for them. I was like, listen,

595
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.359
I'm always ready to go. But I'm afraid I'm gonna

596
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.319
kill my boyfriend. She's like, that's there's no pills for that.

597
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:10.240
You do understand that he's probably loving it, which he does.

598
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:12.240
But still, I mean, I'm.

599
00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:14.559
Like, I'm afraid I'm gonna hurt wish I did, and

600
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:17.680
so you know, I'm just she'n't be talking about.

601
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:23.519
Doesn't There was somebody, Okay, there was somebody that I

602
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:29.440
knew who. It was a documented fact that she broke

603
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:31.000
somebody's peeping.

604
00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:33.000
No, I'm given I didn't break broke it.

605
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:36.079
And let me tell you.

606
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:39.880
You put a big girl a little boy and on

607
00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:43.640
top of it can park that can hurt your.

608
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:47.680
Kno way, way wait wait, wait, you're with a little boy.

609
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:52.720
It's the big girls. If you're a big girl, which

610
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.720
I'm not. But if you're a big girl and you're

611
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:57.119
on top of a small guy, right and she can

612
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:01.680
going he goes to the wrong side, it can turn it.

613
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:07.200
It does, it'll break, it will be I read.

614
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:11.920
A story once. I read a story ones where it

615
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:14.840
was they were doing a reverse Calgar position and that

616
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:15.320
broke it.

617
00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:21.280
See well, I can tell you that. After I heard that, yes,

618
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:24.360
I was like, okay, I want to try this out.

619
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:27.039
But the thing is like in the article that I

620
00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:31.559
that I read, it said that the most injuries that

621
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:34.079
happened because of sex are because of that position.

622
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:38.320
Oh well, see, don't do the Yankees. Don't do that position.

623
00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:46.079
Let's put some of these comments up there. One yeah,

624
00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:46.920
I see them. Now.

625
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.400
Todd is loving it. He says he also loves the

626
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:54.760
coffee cups that would be for you Rachel and just me.

627
00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:58.039
Goddess just says, good afternoon, everyone.

628
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:00.440
Have bought?

629
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:01.480
If not?

630
00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:05.800
If not, let's hook her up with with part men.

631
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:08.639
Well, funny.

632
00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:12.920
You should say that, let's get her on. Funny you

633
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:21.639
should say that because she is somebody that rebel. She

634
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:23.800
is somebody that rebel knows.

635
00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:28.320
I know she sure is.

636
00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:30.840
Well, that's interesting.

637
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:38.840
You want to give her a hint, Goddess, let us

638
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:39.760
give her a hint?

639
00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:42.599
Who live in Vegas?

640
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:44.039
No?

641
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:49.559
No, where are you originally from? Goddess?

642
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:53.159
Who are you talking to?

643
00:35:58.719 --> 00:35:59.320
Come on right?

644
00:35:59.400 --> 00:35:59.599
There?

645
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:00.920
Is she there?

646
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.119
She?

647
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:08.159
Obviously there is? Okay, now that was a That wasn't

648
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:08.639
a hint.

649
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:11.079
Okay, she's from Florida.

650
00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:18.119
Don't give the other in Vegas? No, she didn't live

651
00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:19.199
in Vegas. Okay?

652
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:22.280
Does she currently live in Vegas? I know she lived

653
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:24.360
in Florida? Does she currently live in Florida?

654
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:26.920
She used to listen to your show too. She used

655
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:31.280
to also listen to Irish Gingers show too, the show

656
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:32.000
in Belgium.

657
00:36:33.639 --> 00:36:35.920
Okay, well you know what, very interesting? Is there anything

658
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:36.800
else you want to talk about?

659
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.480
Florida? What's the person?

660
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:39.760
Ever?

661
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:42.679
And we're playing this guessing game. If anybody can figure

662
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:44.639
it out before me. Maybe we can have some tickets

663
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:50.400
to give away. So she's from Florida, What part of Florida?

664
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:55.519
Who can this big, big state not as big as

665
00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:56.559
Texas a.

666
00:36:56.559 --> 00:36:57.920
Little Let's take this up a notch.

667
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:02.119
Let's just mute her and unmut her.

668
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:07.440
Will you will never pick it up? Were the coasters?

669
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:09.719
Were the coasters?

670
00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:12.280
Oh?

671
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:12.599
Lord?

672
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:15.159
What are you doing? It's better better, beauty?

673
00:37:17.159 --> 00:37:18.480
Want what you say?

674
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.079
I know, but it's believing. You don't want here, whatever

675
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:30.320
it is. You don't want to hear here, fab because.

676
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:38.360
Here a regular one. The regular one is only fifteen.

677
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:44.000
Fifteen, right, the dollars or cent? She kind of put

678
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:46.719
it behind there and I get part on.

679
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:52.239
It all right, So here a rebel. I'm gonna give

680
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:53.880
you another hint. You ready, rebel?

681
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:55.360
If you don't know?

682
00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:55.800
Now?

683
00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:03.519
That was good, Lisa, Lisa, he Lisa, you want to coaster?

684
00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:04.440
I just pooped on it?

685
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:05.639
Lisa.

686
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:12.960
Are you a bot? Yes, she's an AI bot. Yeah,

687
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:19.639
she's up rebels, but you still don't know rebel.

688
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:22.719
No, so you can't see the.

689
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:30.320
Too bad, and it's too bad. I'm sorry she was

690
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:34.519
goddess the other times when you were producing shows and

691
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:38.320
doing your show, and you should know who it is,

692
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:44.760
so you're really insulted. I cannot say that she's real

693
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:54.159
because I have never met her in person. The weirdest

694
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:58.159
thing is she she basically there was some weird connection

695
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:02.880
between my father, her and me, So.

696
00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:06.280
Hold on, so keep it in the family type thing.

697
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:12.320
So that's my type of Yeah, that drags above cousin. Okay,

698
00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:13.119
this is hot.

699
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:17.519
You know the first time I ever came to Florida,

700
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:20.519
my dad, the first place he brought me to was

701
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:21.239
solid Gold.

702
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:24.960
Do you know solid Gold? Wand no?

703
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:30.599
Solid Gold is the Strip Club in Fort Laurerdale where

704
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:35.079
it's did you get the champagne room for two hundred

705
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:37.000
and fifty bucks? And then Rachel's in there.

706
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:40.480
That's a scary thought.

707
00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:43.039
And she just talks the whole time.

708
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:47.920
She does coffee talk the whole time.

709
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.320
I think, Rachel, when you give a lap, Dad, so

710
00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:56.880
you should do that. You should just go coffee.

711
00:39:57.519 --> 00:39:59.920
She just is coffee over and over again for the

712
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:00.400
whole hour.

713
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:09.440
This doesn't matter your vocals.

714
00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:15.480
We do have to talk about incarceration though, so inc

715
00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:21.920
this month this month at my favorite venue, the shaw

716
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:26.760
Shank Prison. Oh my freaking god, this is the best,

717
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:30.039
and I do actually have two tickets that opened up

718
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:31.360
that you could win.

719
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:38.280
All you have to do is guess what size Rachel's

720
00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:38.960
panties are?

721
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:43.039
What have you seen the tagline underneath her name?

722
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:49.000
Uh, I gotta dig this for those of us who

723
00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:52.719
can't read it. For us one.

724
00:40:54.840 --> 00:41:01.079
Granny panties because it's laundry day? How big are your

725
00:41:01.119 --> 00:41:02.039
granny panties?

726
00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:02.920
Big?

727
00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:05.679
Because I gotta fit my granny in there with me?

728
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:10.559
Does your boyfriend like your spell them is?

729
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:14.039
Are they big enough to cover the state of Texas

730
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:14.719
in them all?

731
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:16.960
And leave me there to like smell right.

732
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:20.719
Make up company?

733
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:23.360
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

734
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:29.119
All right, Well, Incarceration Promo because this is go to

735
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:32.800
ma the best festival at the best of venues at

736
00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:38.320
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737
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:39.880
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738
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:46.599
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739
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:55.000
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740
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741
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742
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tattoos one prison.

743
00:42:03.880 --> 00:42:04.760
Haunted House and more.

744
00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:07.960
Pass is on sale now at incarceration dot com.

745
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:10.519
Yo.

746
00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:14.119
I love that freaking venue, and you know, you know

747
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.320
what I usually do when I go there? So they

748
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:19.920
have the tours through the prison, and it's also the

749
00:42:20.039 --> 00:42:23.800
prison's haunted because it is a real prison. Okay, it's

750
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:28.400
the Ohio State Reformatory. It's shut down. Yeah, it's shut

751
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:32.320
down because of like the heinous crap that used to

752
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:34.960
go on in there. And there's a prison right next

753
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.719
to the new one. And if you're in the prison

754
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:39.840
tour and you take a picture of the other prison,

755
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:42.000
you go to jail and it's a felony and then

756
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:43.000
you run for president.

757
00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:44.239
Who's that?

758
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:44.800
Is that?

759
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:53.320
My little friends? Yeah, that's all I Do you eat? Grogu?

760
00:42:56.400 --> 00:42:58.880
Well do you eat?

761
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:01.880
I think he's thinking of ra.

762
00:43:03.639 --> 00:43:07.039
Yeah, isn't he like a spinning Travioli?

763
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:08.159
No?

764
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:13.079
Hey, who you riding over there? Rachel?

765
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:22.599
You're so her house is also haunted?

766
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:26.440
Yeah, so it's haunted. And you know what I do

767
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:31.559
because if I want to stay around in the prison.

768
00:43:32.400 --> 00:43:35.360
I hide out as people are going through the tour,

769
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:40.079
and I have like my photographer like film it and

770
00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:41.480
I scare people.

771
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:45.880
That only ten.

772
00:43:48.079 --> 00:43:49.760
How many times like you're being some incarceration.

773
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:55.559
I I like being incarcerated and incarcerations, you know, I

774
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:57.960
get to be away from all the schmucks in the world.

775
00:43:58.000 --> 00:43:59.559
Okay, how many times have you been?

776
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:02.519
Oh, how many times? I don't know a lot of times.

777
00:44:03.480 --> 00:44:06.440
If it's more than ten, then okay, if it's less insane,

778
00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:09.480
have you've been incarcettia ten times? And that's a problem.

779
00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:12.840
You know what you should do? Though, it's becoming like.

780
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:18.000
Yeah, I've broken out every time I do. Like taking

781
00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:20.400
a pee in the in the toilet in the cell.

782
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:27.760
It's so cool, it's still functional. It's not well, somebody, somebody,

783
00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:31.320
you know what you should do? Yeah, there are pictures

784
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:35.280
of me taking a piss in the let's say, I

785
00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:37.920
would have to find them. Go on my Facebook. You'll find.

786
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:42.119
The pipe man radio. You find it somewhere. It's not

787
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:42.559
my en.

788
00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:47.519
So yeah, no, seriously. I've also slept on the bed.

789
00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:51.559
It's not very comfortable, but I can sleep anywhere.

790
00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:52.039
I don't care.

791
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:56.480
Did I still have the mattresses and the boats on

792
00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:59.039
the on the frames still?

793
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:02.400
Yeah, some of them do, some don't, some do. It's

794
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:07.519
all rusty though, And I got a pearl I got

795
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.599
a pearl. Well, do you know what pearl is?

796
00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:14.760
Yes? Oh god, oh god, do you know what pearl is?

797
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:15.079
One?

798
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:18.599
No, but if it goes inside your prisoning wall, that

799
00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:21.079
I don't want to hear about it, I bet you.

800
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:22.880
So do you know where pearl is?

801
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:24.239
You do?

802
00:45:26.039 --> 00:45:26.079
No?

803
00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:28.639
Okay?

804
00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:32.079
So it is something in that Chinese medicine. They do

805
00:45:33.159 --> 00:45:35.840
the doctor and get done. It's an implant. It's a

806
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:42.320
penal implant. Okay, but you have this only four and

807
00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:48.159
people in prison they interesting. I knew somebody that had seventeen. Okay,

808
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:49.400
look like you really do?

809
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:50.239
Can we see it?

810
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:53.199
Why?

811
00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:58.639
Only if they purchase you can they say it?

812
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.000
So here's what happens if you go get one in prison.

813
00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:08.960
You got some other inmate who's obviously a guy with

814
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:12.679
a rusty razor blade and sliced.

815
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:16.360
Slices a like flap.

816
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:20.920
Out of your penis not on the head, on the shaft, okay,

817
00:46:21.679 --> 00:46:27.320
and then takes a file down toothbrush and inserts that

818
00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:32.320
there and wraps it with duct tape. Because you can't

819
00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:34.599
go to medical for this, you'll get in trouble.

820
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:36.239
Why do you want the.

821
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:42.480
I've asked that of people okay that have done it,

822
00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:46.440
and the reason is are you ready for this?

823
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:49.480
The women love it, is what they said.

824
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:54.880
And I said, I said, to mutilate your penis.

825
00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:56.320
Well, here's.

826
00:46:58.719 --> 00:47:02.400
My answer to them, was, so you were in prison

827
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:05.960
for ten years and you were worried about pleasing a woman.

828
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:08.880
Okay, what were you going to say? One?

829
00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:11.880
It's kind of like how they have the condoms that

830
00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:15.679
are like ribbed for her pleasure. It's the same thing.

831
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:16.920
If you add more more.

832
00:47:19.079 --> 00:47:21.199
They have the bumped ones too, it's the same thing.

833
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:23.119
It's the same thing because.

834
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:26.840
Those little implants. We learned this from the aliens at

835
00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:31.719
Area fifty one, the idol implants. They touch places on

836
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:36.519
a women that are usually not capable of being touch.

837
00:47:36.679 --> 00:47:39.079
It's not illegal in Texas to wear condoms.

838
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:43.480
It's illegal. Yeah, why is it illegal?

839
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:47.800
Men can't even men can't master either. Telling you you're

840
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:50.639
killing the babies. You're killing the babies. We don't kill

841
00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:51.360
babies here in tech.

842
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:56.320
Oh yeah, that's right. Well, in Florida, all sex is illegal.

843
00:47:57.000 --> 00:48:00.719
It happened by mistake, Okay, because a few years back,

844
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:05.360
several years now, they had to outlaw beast reality that

845
00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:07.119
tells you it was a little someday about.

846
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:12.440
Florida, that they actually write a law to outlaw beach.

847
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:20.199
And then writing that law, and so they they in

848
00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:25.920
writing that law, they the idiot lawmakers in the state

849
00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:31.559
of Florida, politicians. They wrote the law wrong to where

850
00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:37.159
now all sex is illegal, but you have strip clubs

851
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:40.679
and you have nude car washes, well they used to do.

852
00:48:40.719 --> 00:48:44.840
They got rid of the nude car wash beaches. There's

853
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:49.000
nude beaches for the old fat men. And then there's

854
00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:53.480
a there was a topless donut shop and put a

855
00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:54.840
whole new meaning to it.

856
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:59.480
Clise, I've been to all of them. I'm very sad

857
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:00.440
they got of them.

858
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:05.079
In fact, the strip club they talk about in Girls

859
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:08.280
Girls Girls by Motley Cruze doesn't exist anymore.

860
00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:14.440
But I was there. I tried all of them when you.

861
00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:15.519
Were five with your dad.

862
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:17.679
All the clubs are all of the girls.

863
00:49:17.599 --> 00:49:20.000
The strip clubs. And then there's a thing what they

864
00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:21.760
do used to do in Florida. I don't know if

865
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:24.840
they do it anymore. But a girl would come up

866
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:27.559
to you and start talking to you that work there,

867
00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:31.559
flirt with you, get you to buy her a drink,

868
00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:34.400
and it was an eighty five dollars champagne cocktail, and

869
00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:37.199
you had to pay it once you ordered it, even

870
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:40.480
though you were tricked into it or else, big gym

871
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:42.159
that comes over, make.

872
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:43.400
Sure that you pay for it.

873
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:46.719
Seems like a good hustle.

874
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:49.360
Yeah, so.

875
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:56.320
Has anybody else there? Does anybody out there? If you

876
00:49:56.599 --> 00:50:01.039
want to test out the pearls? Then you just purchased

877
00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:03.679
the fourth of July group on and you get the

878
00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:04.440
pearl for free.

879
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:06.639
Wow, you just told your puddy.

880
00:50:11.239 --> 00:50:14.000
After the show, Rachel, I'll show I'll show you the pearl.

881
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:17.880
I'll show you the pearls after the show, Rachel Rebel,

882
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:20.400
you gotta get your own pearl.

883
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:21.840
We want to see it now.

884
00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:26.360
We just got a new comment.

885
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:31.599
And did we put this other one up about Alcatraz?

886
00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:34.599
He said, I've been inside of I had just put

887
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:37.880
it up. How many inside of Alcatraz? It was eerie.

888
00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:41.039
I took a tour right after the movie with Clean

889
00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.320
eastwood Es came from Alcatraz.

890
00:50:44.039 --> 00:50:48.440
Nice and then and then God has got a pearl?

891
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:49.719
How many pearls?

892
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:51.239
As she said, we love pearls.

893
00:50:52.760 --> 00:50:53.559
How many do you like?

894
00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:57.480
How many do you want your guy to have? I

895
00:50:57.559 --> 00:50:59.480
want to know that before we end the show. How

896
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:04.239
many pearls? She wants her guy to have how may pearls,

897
00:51:04.280 --> 00:51:05.880
but you want your guy to have Rachel?

898
00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:09.559
No, no, no, doenis okay? How about you rebel?

899
00:51:11.119 --> 00:51:15.639
How about you want although having pearls would give a

900
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:21.199
whole new meaning to the family jewels, that's right, see right.

901
00:51:21.239 --> 00:51:27.280
And listen they are listen they are you know they

902
00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:31.920
do eventually heal and it forms a nice callous yeah.

903
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:34.440
And well, well, if you do it the prison way,

904
00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:39.039
it forms a nice callous Okay, so it kind of

905
00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:41.719
rubbs you the right way type of thing.

906
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:44.960
You experienced.

907
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:48.400
I don't have a vagina.

908
00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:53.519
You don't need a vagina. I've got a vagina. Doesn't

909
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:54.880
stop from sticking it in the ass.

910
00:51:56.320 --> 00:52:00.519
But you like that, don't you? Yes, it's okay, we

911
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:00.920
gotta go.

912
00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:01.360
This is.

913
00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:03.519
You asked.

914
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:05.639
Yeah, we're gonna end on a shitty note.

915
00:52:08.599 --> 00:52:11.599
I like one, what Wan's got jokes? Look at that

916
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:17.280
he's not even dad and he has dead jokes. Well,

917
00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:20.159
thanks everybody for participating in this ship.

918
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:23.719
And were watching it right showing it.

919
00:52:25.239 --> 00:52:26.239
I don't know whatever.

920
00:52:26.320 --> 00:52:29.199
We didn't talk about this week about next week?

921
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:31.440
I know, I think this one might get to lead.

922
00:52:31.559 --> 00:52:34.480
No, we did talk about the debate and we have

923
00:52:34.679 --> 00:52:38.400
to finish this show with the promo you need to

924
00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:40.800
vote pipe Man for pres because if I don't win

925
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:43.880
the presidency, I'm moving to Europe.

926
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:45.440
We didn't talk about what you were going to do

927
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.239
for the fourth of July. We'll talk about that next week.

928
00:52:48.760 --> 00:52:53.159
Yeah, that's right, we don't have to. Why roll the commercial.

929
00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:57.400
Thanks for listening, Thanks for watching the Adventures pipe Man

930
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:00.599
W four c Y Radio every Wednesday live at one

931
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:03.480
pm Eastern Time or wherever the hell you are in

932
00:53:03.599 --> 00:53:07.719
the world. And thank you to Rebel for I don't

933
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:11.599
know what, and thank you Rachel for having a mute mic.

934
00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:16.679
And thanks Juan for rolling the presidential commercial.

935
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:20.840
Hey, folks, this.

936
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:21.719
Is Bill Clinton.

937
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:24.639
I listen to W four cy dot com. And just

938
00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:28.039
remember I did not have sexual relations without water.

939
00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:35.880
Bring back the good old days, and I will have

940
00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:40.239
sexual relations with that woman. Vote pipe Man for pres

941
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:46.079
and I promise I won't fall asleep during the debate.

942
00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:51.400
The mic, How do I do it? What are you doing?

943
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:52.760
Need the mic?

944
00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:56.559
Oh, well, you can't do that. We have control over

945
00:53:56.639 --> 00:53:58.800
the yah no control.

946
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:02.039
Pit back in the cage and cow howell howels how

947
00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:07.719
God has said she likes seventy two pearls. That's she said,

948
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:13.840
that was the best experience. She sounds great, right, I

949
00:54:13.960 --> 00:54:15.320
think you Why do her, don't you?

950
00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:18.760
She's kind of cute. I'm just looking at her pictures.

951
00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:20.760
I mean right, I don't even like girls, but you know,

952
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:21.320
I'm into it.

953
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:22.559
So far, so good.

954
00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:25.760
Yeah, all right, Wan's gotta go, so we gotta go.

955
00:54:26.519 --> 00:54:30.239
Thanks again, We'll see you next week. Happy fourth of July.

956
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:44.400
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Platement.

957
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:48.440
I'm w for c u I Radio.