4th of July Independence Day, Pipeman Presidential Debate WIN, and What I Forgot

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0:48 Why up America, It's time for the adventures. So fight Man, I'll have you four. See why I com list pomp Beach's number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Oh the pipe Man won the debate. I think Oh wait, I wasn't allowed in the debate. You have to protest that because pipe Man is running for pres and that debate was the most ridiculous thing ever in history. So let's bring on our pipe nuts because we got the Adventures of Pipe Man, we have the debate going on, we have the presidential election going on, we got some other stuff going on, but we need the pipe nuts.

1:29 For that. So welcome to the Adventures of Pipe Man here on W four c Y Radio. Okay, so, since she just said it, Rachel, you're first, we're going to introduce you. Are you wearing your panties? Even actually that I. Was trying to get that off. I don't know how to take the wearing a Wednesday. I just wanted to say saying, you have to you have to put on a different pair of panties for that to change. Yes, you in, you know who you are, so our pipe not engineer. Can you teach her how to change her pante status? Please? How do I change my work?

2:10 That's which one. That's to trust the engineer. I know he knows how to change word, how to do everything changing for her? Change it to something good? Okay, like worse than what's there already? Rebel? What are you laughing about? She's weird all the things that we do on this show. So, Rebel, what about you? I'm not wearing a sorry? Okay, so you're not wearing your. What? Huh? Huh? Did you say that loud? How? How was last night's show? Rebel?

2:52 Rebel? You know who the guy was? Right? Did you know that who he was? That was the Okay, I didn't know if you knew that, That's why. That's why I was not because I don't want. To be that. I thought you were going to beyond. Why wouldn't you be. On because I don't. I have not seen him since I broke up with him, and I don't want to. I don't want you know, why would I do that? Like your cousin still family? My ex boyfriend and my cousin. Yeah no, no, let's not drop down that. But he can't be your cousin. This is why. Let's take a survey here.

3:33 Okay, if you happen to date, marry whatever, your cousin and you break up, are you still family? Why let's hear from the Hispanic community and see what they think. Blood is thicker than water. See. I'm actually still friends with his mother and she's. Like, to your family, you're still cousins. Okay, So I think I know the answer to this. But rebel, can you speak for all the rednecks and hillbillies in the. Crackers South? Please?

4:13 They did not elect me the vocal point of their stuff, but for my own personal view, no, you don't divorce family, so you don't break up with family. You don't break up with them. You wonder why you guys did not win the war. I mean, what about the fact that you just don't your cousin or you both didn't know, you both. Know as soon as you found out, you still with them. I know, Well, what do you think?

4:53 I mean, it's like we're just gonna lean into it. Okay, So then let me ask you this. In Texas, if you're six months in and you find out it's your brother or sister, then do you still keep doing it too? I rebel, You're not in Texas, Okay, Louisiana speak for Louisiana. No, No, you don't stay together. What do you think as soon as you find out, you have to like stop it? That's right. So, but they just can't stop that feeling. It's it's the right thing to do. Think of the future children.

5:35 What Mexican of you? It's not everybody wants. They come out weird, special education. It's just what you say it. You can say whatever you want to. I said Hispanic community. I didn't call him a Mexican. Okay, how do you know if he's Mexican or not? Did he tell you? Maybe he didn't? Were you just as soon. I don't know what he is. You know what's funny about this? The answer is like both answers are correct. I am Mexican, but I'm also Indian. Oh where are well? I'm gonna miss you off today.

6:16 So we took all of his land pretty much. Now that we're celebrating our independence tomorrow, we found out we took all of Wand's ancestors land. That's pretty messed up. Man. It's you Texans that did it. How do you feel about that? Sober? What you're not sober? I am the syrup today is the sober syrup. So you know, we forgot stuff last week and now, well now I forgot what we forgot. Somebody who's that? When?

7:03 Oh? Is that the person you dated? Rebel? Yeah? Yeah he did. He did pass away though. That was very sad. He was a great, great actor. We all are going to die. It's all very sad. Some of us I hope. Some my some of us I hope is sooner than others. Just saying, okay, so what else did we forget? Rachel you know that. Chick that everybody likes? Oh yeah, and Taylor Taylor Swift? Oh yeah, So Dave Grohl took a poke at Taylor Swift at a live show he was doing and said about the live music that and basically said, at least we play our music live, which he was insinuated mean that she did not, and she lashed back. And now the favorite of pop and the favorite of rock and roll are in a tiff.

8:12 Tiff that ship beef, they have beef. Tea. Think who would you vote for? Taylor Swift or Dave Girl Rebel? I don't know. He's the dude that heads the food Fighters was the drummer of Nirvana. Taylor Swift. Hands down. Taylor Swift. Wait, wait one? You just want I just want to Taylor Swift. She looks really really but that's a whole different story. Yeah, I mean anybody would do, right, I mean I would. I don't know, I don't She's that good looking personally.

8:54 Doesn't matter if she's successful. She's got that mousey look. She does have a she does right, See one. This is something only us guys can understand. What else did we forget? There is some There are a couple other things we forgot. It wasn't on your list, but Willie Mays also passed away before Donald Sutherland and. That was terrible. I mean every it's it's tragic when anybody dies. But I like crescause as long as an awesome, quite amazing baseball player.

9:36 Rachel's in her old world. Over there, she's like having her own show. She's microdocing. She's a show within the show. She's like over there having her own show. In the middle of the show. She's the side entertainment. This is what happens when I don't drink. What else did we miss? Come on now, I'm in South Florida. On you're in South Florida. We forgot to talk about the Panthers winning the Stanley first time ever? Who are the Panthers? Uh? Of a hockey team? Did anybody watch the debate? By the way, did you guys watch the debate?

10:17 I watched part of it? How about you, Rachel? Did you watch the debate? Where you from? I watched. I watched it while I was doing better. Here's here's my uh, here's my take on the debate. We're in deep fucking you see this morning they were talking on the news about like fighting and they were like they were drilling him yesterday. Like what's wrong with you? Man? You're slipping. You're slipping. And some guy in Texas was like, you know, I don't think he's gonna make it may and. It looked like you know that he was about to pull out of the race. Yeah, ready to see.

11:00 About You were calling for him to. Do it all because he had one moment of non clarity, like they wereally, isn't is it an episode or is this. The way it is? He was tired. It just came out today. He was tired. Yeah, he was. It nap time exactly, Like who has. Who has a debate during the middle of the day when you're supposed to be awake. That's ridiculous. But see, I guess they have the debate on a time things where most earlier available to watch it and not be at work. They were like, we are going to be doing it.

11:41 Usually we do it much later. But since since everybody years one hundred and five. PM, I'm going to grant community to everybody in the whole world. If elected pipemin for press. Wait a minute minute, are you sure you want to do that? Now? Thing one and thing two would have to be a Rep two on top of it? Well, what else? What are the debate topics we could use for Pipeman for pres Okay, all right, rebel, you pick a debate topic right now.

12:23 I didn't watch the debate. It doesn't matter that debate you pick to talk about. The age of maximacy of the term and. The age of maximum penisy of the term. You can only have a maximum sized penis to serve as president, is that what you're saying. That's you know, neither here nor there. But there should be a maximum age limit, a maximum limit. Like I kind of think there should be an age limit, And I kind of think if you're not legally allowed to vote for yourself, you can't run.

13:08 No, I mean they have to at least pass a physical where they do like test for mental health. Right, well, at least at least be able to vote for yourself in every state of the United States. Okay, if you can, if you can run for president as a convicted felon, you should certainly should be able to decide who runs for president, and you should be able to vote for yourself. Like I vote for myself three times every election. That way, I ensure that I get two votes. You vote three times and only get two votes. That's cute, but now since they're shipping in illegal immigrants all over the place.

13:50 And putting them, you're one of them. Huh, we're illegal immigrants. We gave it to this country. We tortured poor people, took their land. And yes, but his ancestors come from Europe. I am I'm an immigrant. Okay. Just because your ancestors and something, doesn't he call on you. No, no, stop that, because this doesn't. You're an immigrant. Are not a native to this country, You're an immigrant. We're all immigrants. The only an immigrant is one Okay, I was born here.

14:32 We're all in his country. Yeah, okay, So that's the platform you're. Standing on, the platform standing on as if elected for president. I'm kicking all the Americans out and I'm inviting all the Mexicans in. Okay. Well, unemployment is going to go down so much, everybody's gonna be. Like wages or you know, we don't have to worry about wages anymore. She doesn't get it. Problem.

15:13 I think that this is a problem for the simple fact that I feel that we might be insulting some people at this moment. That's quite possible. I think we are. Look at look at Rachel. I think she we insulted her. I my add and I just stopped listening sometimes I'm. Sorry, Like like drugs, it's not just add. She's got like this whole plethora of drugs she gets from. The I don't think like el don't like Elvis. She doesn't even know. I'm up, I'm down, I'm sideways. This is the sobriety. This is sobriety. I'm like this old, when's the last time you drank yesterday?

15:55 It's not sobriety. Okay, fill you in on that. No, this is sober. Pipe Man's elected press. Nobody has to be sober. I told the doctor last week. I was like, this is nice. Give me something so I look like the other people. She's like, no, no, you're funny. I like you. I'm just going to keep you right the way you were, my bot. I have a headline for you. Yeah, go ahead, pipe Man. Press. Your headline could be less war more group ons. Yes, that's it, because I am not pro war, and I am pro the pipe Man group on. I think that's a good cueue because it's fourth of July tomorrow.

16:42 Not for that, Okay, so don't be rushing over here. Okay, it's fourth of July, and I have a special for the group on for fourth of July. If you were just the fourth of July group on, you get the Labor Day group bond free because by that time you're pregnant. And nice, you'll give the labor. Sorry. Okay, do we have like a rolling something? We're gonna roll. Right? Yeah? Well er, all right, here is the pipemin groupon. Oh god, are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the pipe Cave where you can service the Pipeman. Oh nice, long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get the hell out. That's the Pipe Main group on. The group on special is normally one, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just call into the show right now, five sixty one sixty three nine and you too? Can I have the pipe Man group on? I had to group on. You should too.

18:11 Rebel is laughing at her own voice over. Okayvisual it comes go ahead. That sounds really good. I can't help it. What do you do for the fourth of July? Rebel? Yeah, we can't hear you because she was too busy being hot. Can you say that again? Rebel? I think swimming. You're swimming. I think I'm going to go swimming. Let's spend five minutes. I didn't know you swim.

18:53 Where are you going to swim at in the pool? Yeah, so you guys have swamping canals? Right? Who votes for muting Rachel's mike? Here? I got you, Hi, Rachel, we needed to mute her. She's out of control today. She shouldn't have been let out of the cage. She's out of control. That it's like Planet the Apes. She's trying. She she's pretending that she can talk, you know, like in Planety Apes. You know you got the people, the Charlton Hessen's tucket.

19:38 It's like, this is great. I love it. I love it well for those Wait, what's it say? What did they say? Right? We couldn't see it. Why is she so hot? Rachel? Maybe I think it's I think it's alcohol sweat. To be honest, I don't, all right, So I do like. The fact that she grabbed a notebook to write stuff down, but.

20:21 She chose a fine point pen to write it down with. She should have gone for a sharpie. You need you need a sharpie. There it is a red sharpie there. There we go, okay, what does she have to say now while she's let's see. Oh yeah, what else you have to say for yourself? Rachel. For those of you who are on radio only, you should tune in. She's got a special message for a special person. And it's not her cousin, might be her nephew. But now, okay, we'll let her back, We'll let her back in.

21:06 Maybe there was saying this that guy Nathan, he runs the Pilates studios and he gives me free polates. Sometimes, right, well, what wait wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait someone give you a freeates? What what are you giving in return for that? That's what he says. So at this point he's like, why am I doing this for you? You don't do anything for me? And I said, what do you want for me? And so this guy was telling me yesterday. I told you a long time ago, I want you to do something different on your coffee talk. Just do something different. And I'm like, well, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I want you to do it in thirty seconds.

21:46 I want you to do it thirty seconds. And he had all these ideas. So this morning, I'm. Thirty seconds. I was like, oh my god, you're so difficult. Just want to go to pilates, just fucking give me. Some classies, like I'll give you two classes, and so I'm gonna do for you. You really kissed me off this now being motherfucker right. So this morning on coffee talk, which none of you assholes watch, I know it wouldn't write a rebel with a rebel rebel? Watch it? Do you want? Yes, you little thank you? So I watched it. Yeah, so it wasn't seconds. What's a nate? Yeah, no, I'm going I was trying to do thirty seconds and then in the middle of it, I just started going fucking a yay, So I know, you know there's no more plates glasses like fuck this, I'm not even gonna let me in the door.

22:34 Yeah, well, carry on all day. I just want to know, though you think I tells you he just wants thirty seconds. What are you thinking? And it's not about sex. I know my boyfriend wanted me to tell you this week that you and I don't know why. He was just like tell her that you are like the you know what's the guy, the. Kool Aid guy, remember the cool a man and how he busts through the walls. That's you. And I was like, why n't I talk about that on the podcast? How do I even bring that up? And here it is there, it is there, it is So do you look like the kool Aida?

23:15 I don't I do? But not that kind of not not not. I haven't done in the kool aid man. What do I? Yeah? I did fifteen outfits this morning, all of which were denied. I was like, can I put this one on on my on coffee Talk? He's like, what, No, you don't? Are you? Are you dressed? All I see is the I took the brisket today and I put I took I had no clothes on. Well, I had a boostoir you can't see it. And I have the meat and I'm holding it here and it's covering like just the gibbles emits And it was the best picture. It was so good, right, Mike. My boyfriend was like, no, nope, nope, nope, nope.

24:00 God Rachel, He's like, would you put that on coffee talk? Yeah? I thank god you're here. Tell me no, get back on your towel. Oh this type of relationship? Does this s been in any kind of categorn suck deep l G. I'm sitting on it. Yeah, no, I love it. He's like, get on your towel. Okay, this sit on my towel. What is it? And for these people watching, what is this coffee talk ship? Anyway? Tell them about it? Every morning I get him on. Nobody does. Nobody does. Everybody's like, you know what, you're mordertaining to put you on the mute and not here you go?

24:45 Alright, go ahead, tell him it's coffee talk. I do it every morning. I have a little show. Ow. Oh god, it's for she drinks coffee and she talks. You don't want to tell people how they can follow you? Yeah? Follow me. I'm behind the pipe. Mean you're behind me? What are you doing behind me? I'm on social media platform? Can find me. There's my name, Rachel. What about you? Rebel? Okay? Can we meet her mic again? She can't control herself. You had a long time to talk.

25:29 I let you talk. Now. It's time to go back in your cage, rebel. Go Okay, you can reach me on Facebook. Yeah, it's easy. Why are you? Why are you rebel? Meddler? Anyway? Oh well, let's see. It suits me quite well, apparently, because I meddle in business and deal with things. Yeah, that's kind of scary and Louisiana. When you deal with things, does it involve. A sw.

26:09 And two shovels? Yeah? What did the two shovels do? Like for us? Naive spied body parts so one can find them. But they're doing it wrong. You leave in the place with alligators. All you need is a meat clever and a good and a handful of alligators. Do y'all know when to live around the corner from. For a reason? Yeah? But you don't want to do farm animals. You want to do the ones in the wild that can swim away. Did I tell you how I proposed a thing too? Thing too? I know I've probably heard the story, but for those of who haven't tell the story.

26:51 Please, Well it has to do with alligators. Did you put a ring inside the alligator's mouth and tell her to reach out for it? But that's a good idea. That's a good idea for the next one. Okay, that would be like the most you can do. I did bring her out in the middle of the everglades, dropped her off and said, if you can find your way. Out, then I'll know you. Well. No, it was more like, you know, I just had a place of dumper. If she said no, well. That's a good thing. I mean, but are you really happy she said. Yes at this point Fuck no, Okay, you should have went with that instinct about hey.

27:34 Well Chad, though, God rest his soul, Chadd. I always say I do not support this marriage. Ye, I'm like, you have to, you're my best man. Nope, I'm I boycott it. He goes, I give it eighteen months. He was free almost right on the money. He was prey. I mean it was like thirteen months, so it was pretty close. That was funny mentioning. I think a betting pool. Like Rachel like this, she has like the background stuff going on without the annoying part.

28:18 She got her mouth. Oh a coaster. Okay, it's a coaster with her on it. By the way, you guys can see that if you watch coffee Talk. But anyway, so about the bait debating how long people were got to be married. When my producer got married, well, when she got proposed to. It was a big ordeal in front of like everybody and certain venues at Universal. They started taking bets on how long it was gonna last. They were all wrong. Oh but that was funny. That was flipping hilarious that people are gonna sit there and say, well, I'm gonna but they literally took a poll. I mean, lots of.

29:00 People talk about it, like he gave you eighteen months. But it was funny because. Can you hear me? We can hear me now sort of, so sort of why h yeah, I can hear you. Okay. So it was a competition though, because like I love to win. So he gave me eighteen and I finished in thirteen. All right, well and fair enough. I don't necessarily know if he was setting the bar at eighteen or just saying it's not gonna make it past eighteen.

29:46 So it was I am competitive. You give me a goal and I'm gonna beat it. I see. Well that's cool. Let's all look at Rachel. All right, Rachel there. We'll just put Rachel up there. So Rachel, tell us about your day. That is so interesting, tell us more. She looks like she wasn't fast forward. Okay, do it faster now.

30:30 That's cute. That's cute for those watching. She's blowing blowing kisses with uh, she's Fanning's pulling off in other regions and showing her bike. Okay, maybe she earned her mic back. What do you think? Why? Yeah, I will be nicely. Shut back real quick. She was insinuating that we missed maybe some gas expelling from the boor.

31:14 She did say she isn't the kinky things, and I think that's one of them. I yeah, like, I like, I like I do. I like stinky smells. Well, tell us about that fetish. Tell it you that I like, I love, I love the way like, but it's gotta be like the right person, like you know, like when you go into the liquor store and there's like the Indian guy there, the right person, so you know what I'm talking about, or the person you love, that's always the right person, Like you know that person you can run around outside making it really really gross, and everybody like, you know that person. It smells so bad that walk in the room, and everyone's like if that person is somebody I love. I'm just like, okay, sounds like that experience.

31:57 I don't know. I have no idea one what about you? Are you into stinky people? No? My people are no, not even no. Okay, So if it was the person you love and she stank or he stank, whichever way you want to go, I don't care. Uh, you love this person, you love all your heart. You love this person. Do you tell them they stink? No? You tell them? Or do you? Or do you just hold your nose when you go muff diving? Must never do that. I'm going to tell you.

32:41 Never. How old are you? Can we talk about that? I'm fifty. My mustn't mail anymore. I don't know what happens, but either a certain age and must have sim It's true. When I was in my twenties, man, I put like off of nice strong. I'm in heat like that because it's all dried up. No, it's not. I went to the doctor for them. I was like, listen, I'm always ready to go. But I'm afraid I'm gonna kill my boyfriend. She's like, that's there's no pills for that. You do understand that he's probably loving it, which he does. But still, I mean, I'm. Like, I'm afraid I'm gonna hurt wish I did, and so you know, I'm just she'n't be talking about. Doesn't There was somebody, Okay, there was somebody that I knew who. It was a documented fact that she broke somebody's peeping.

33:31 No, I'm given I didn't break broke it. And let me tell you. You put a big girl a little boy and on top of it can park that can hurt your. Kno way, way wait wait, wait, you're with a little boy. It's the big girls. If you're a big girl, which I'm not. But if you're a big girl and you're on top of a small guy, right and she can going he goes to the wrong side, it can turn it. It does, it'll break, it will be I read. A story once. I read a story ones where it was they were doing a reverse Calgar position and that broke it.

34:16 See well, I can tell you that. After I heard that, yes, I was like, okay, I want to try this out. But the thing is like in the article that I that I read, it said that the most injuries that happened because of sex are because of that position. Oh well, see, don't do the Yankees. Don't do that position. Let's put some of these comments up there. One yeah, I see them. Now. Todd is loving it. He says he also loves the coffee cups that would be for you Rachel and just me. Goddess just says, good afternoon, everyone.

35:00 Have bought? If not? If not, let's hook her up with with part men. Well, funny. You should say that, let's get her on. Funny you should say that because she is somebody that rebel. She is somebody that rebel knows. I know she sure is. Well, that's interesting. You want to give her a hint, Goddess, let us give her a hint?

35:40 Who live in Vegas? No? No, where are you originally from? Goddess? Who are you talking to? Come on right? There? Is she there? She? Obviously there is? Okay, now that was a That wasn't a hint. Okay, she's from Florida. Don't give the other in Vegas? No, she didn't live in Vegas. Okay? Does she currently live in Vegas? I know she lived in Florida? Does she currently live in Florida?

36:24 She used to listen to your show too. She used to also listen to Irish Gingers show too, the show in Belgium. Okay, well you know what, very interesting? Is there anything else you want to talk about? Florida? What's the person? Ever? And we're playing this guessing game. If anybody can figure it out before me. Maybe we can have some tickets to give away. So she's from Florida, What part of Florida? Who can this big, big state not as big as Texas a. Little Let's take this up a notch. Let's just mute her and unmut her. Will you will never pick it up? Were the coasters?

37:08 Were the coasters? Oh? Lord? What are you doing? It's better better, beauty? Want what you say? I know, but it's believing. You don't want here, whatever it is. You don't want to hear here, fab because. Here a regular one. The regular one is only fifteen. Fifteen, right, the dollars or cent? She kind of put it behind there and I get part on. It all right, So here a rebel. I'm gonna give you another hint. You ready, rebel?

37:54 If you don't know? Now? That was good, Lisa, Lisa, he Lisa, you want to coaster? I just pooped on it? Lisa. Are you a bot? Yes, she's an AI bot. Yeah, she's up rebels, but you still don't know rebel. No, so you can't see the. Too bad, and it's too bad. I'm sorry she was goddess the other times when you were producing shows and doing your show, and you should know who it is, so you're really insulted. I cannot say that she's real because I have never met her in person. The weirdest thing is she she basically there was some weird connection between my father, her and me, So.

39:03 Hold on, so keep it in the family type thing. So that's my type of Yeah, that drags above cousin. Okay, this is hot. You know the first time I ever came to Florida, my dad, the first place he brought me to was solid Gold. Do you know solid Gold? Wand no? Solid Gold is the Strip Club in Fort Laurerdale where it's did you get the champagne room for two hundred and fifty bucks? And then Rachel's in there. That's a scary thought. And she just talks the whole time.

39:46 She does coffee talk the whole time. I think, Rachel, when you give a lap, Dad, so you should do that. You should just go coffee. She just is coffee over and over again for the whole hour. This doesn't matter your vocals. We do have to talk about incarceration though, so inc this month this month at my favorite venue, the shaw Shank Prison. Oh my freaking god, this is the best, and I do actually have two tickets that opened up that you could win.

40:32 All you have to do is guess what size Rachel's panties are? What have you seen the tagline underneath her name? Uh, I gotta dig this for those of us who can't read it. For us one. Granny panties because it's laundry day? How big are your granny panties? Big? Because I gotta fit my granny in there with me? Does your boyfriend like your spell them is?

41:12 Are they big enough to cover the state of Texas in them all? And leave me there to like smell right. Make up company? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. All right, Well, Incarceration Promo because this is go to ma the best festival at the best of venues at the Shawshank Prison in Incarceration. Sell the Alarm. Incarceration Music and Tattoo Festival is back with Shine Down, Godsmack, Freaking Benjamin, Hailstorm, The Offspring, Chavelle, bat Omens, Chimera, and so many more, reports a historic Ohio State Reformatory. This July nineteen through twenty, first three days of NonStop rock tattoos one prison.

42:03 Haunted House and more. Pass is on sale now at incarceration dot com. Yo. I love that freaking venue, and you know, you know what I usually do when I go there? So they have the tours through the prison, and it's also the prison's haunted because it is a real prison. Okay, it's the Ohio State Reformatory. It's shut down. Yeah, it's shut down because of like the heinous crap that used to go on in there. And there's a prison right next to the new one. And if you're in the prison tour and you take a picture of the other prison, you go to jail and it's a felony and then you run for president. Who's that?

42:44 Is that? My little friends? Yeah, that's all I Do you eat? Grogu? Well do you eat? I think he's thinking of ra. Yeah, isn't he like a spinning Travioli? No? Hey, who you riding over there? Rachel? You're so her house is also haunted? Yeah, so it's haunted. And you know what I do because if I want to stay around in the prison.

43:32 I hide out as people are going through the tour, and I have like my photographer like film it and I scare people. That only ten. How many times like you're being some incarceration. I I like being incarcerated and incarcerations, you know, I get to be away from all the schmucks in the world. Okay, how many times have you been? Oh, how many times? I don't know a lot of times. If it's more than ten, then okay, if it's less insane, have you've been incarcettia ten times? And that's a problem. You know what you should do? Though, it's becoming like.

44:14 Yeah, I've broken out every time I do. Like taking a pee in the in the toilet in the cell. It's so cool, it's still functional. It's not well, somebody, somebody, you know what you should do? Yeah, there are pictures of me taking a piss in the let's say, I would have to find them. Go on my Facebook. You'll find. The pipe man radio. You find it somewhere. It's not my en. So yeah, no, seriously. I've also slept on the bed. It's not very comfortable, but I can sleep anywhere. I don't care.

44:54 Did I still have the mattresses and the boats on the on the frames still? Yeah, some of them do, some don't, some do. It's all rusty though, And I got a pearl I got a pearl. Well, do you know what pearl is? Yes? Oh god, oh god, do you know what pearl is? One? No, but if it goes inside your prisoning wall, that I don't want to hear about it, I bet you. So do you know where pearl is? You do? No? Okay? So it is something in that Chinese medicine. They do the doctor and get done. It's an implant. It's a penal implant. Okay, but you have this only four and people in prison they interesting. I knew somebody that had seventeen. Okay, look like you really do?

45:49 Can we see it? Why? Only if they purchase you can they say it? So here's what happens if you go get one in prison. You got some other inmate who's obviously a guy with a rusty razor blade and sliced. Slices a like flap. Out of your penis not on the head, on the shaft, okay, and then takes a file down toothbrush and inserts that there and wraps it with duct tape. Because you can't go to medical for this, you'll get in trouble.

46:35 Why do you want the. I've asked that of people okay that have done it, and the reason is are you ready for this? The women love it, is what they said. And I said, I said, to mutilate your penis. Well, here's. My answer to them, was, so you were in prison for ten years and you were worried about pleasing a woman. Okay, what were you going to say? One? It's kind of like how they have the condoms that are like ribbed for her pleasure. It's the same thing.

47:15 If you add more more. They have the bumped ones too, it's the same thing. It's the same thing because. Those little implants. We learned this from the aliens at Area fifty one, the idol implants. They touch places on a women that are usually not capable of being touch. It's not illegal in Texas to wear condoms. It's illegal. Yeah, why is it illegal? Men can't even men can't master either. Telling you you're killing the babies. You're killing the babies. We don't kill babies here in tech. Oh yeah, that's right. Well, in Florida, all sex is illegal.

47:57 It happened by mistake, Okay, because a few years back, several years now, they had to outlaw beast reality that tells you it was a little someday about. Florida, that they actually write a law to outlaw beach. And then writing that law, and so they they in writing that law, they the idiot lawmakers in the state of Florida, politicians. They wrote the law wrong to where now all sex is illegal, but you have strip clubs and you have nude car washes, well they used to do.

48:40 They got rid of the nude car wash beaches. There's nude beaches for the old fat men. And then there's a there was a topless donut shop and put a whole new meaning to it. Clise, I've been to all of them. I'm very sad they got of them. In fact, the strip club they talk about in Girls Girls Girls by Motley Cruze doesn't exist anymore. But I was there. I tried all of them when you. Were five with your dad. All the clubs are all of the girls. The strip clubs. And then there's a thing what they do used to do in Florida. I don't know if they do it anymore. But a girl would come up to you and start talking to you that work there, flirt with you, get you to buy her a drink, and it was an eighty five dollars champagne cocktail, and you had to pay it once you ordered it, even though you were tricked into it or else, big gym that comes over, make.

49:42 Sure that you pay for it. Seems like a good hustle. Yeah, so. Has anybody else there? Does anybody out there? If you want to test out the pearls? Then you just purchased the fourth of July group on and you get the pearl for free. Wow, you just told your puddy. After the show, Rachel, I'll show I'll show you the pearl. I'll show you the pearls after the show, Rachel Rebel, you gotta get your own pearl. We want to see it now.

50:25 We just got a new comment. And did we put this other one up about Alcatraz? He said, I've been inside of I had just put it up. How many inside of Alcatraz? It was eerie. I took a tour right after the movie with Clean eastwood Es came from Alcatraz. Nice and then and then God has got a pearl? How many pearls? As she said, we love pearls. How many do you like? How many do you want your guy to have? I want to know that before we end the show. How many pearls? She wants her guy to have how may pearls, but you want your guy to have Rachel?

51:06 No, no, no, doenis okay? How about you rebel? How about you want although having pearls would give a whole new meaning to the family jewels, that's right, see right. And listen they are listen they are you know they do eventually heal and it forms a nice callous yeah. And well, well, if you do it the prison way, it forms a nice callous Okay, so it kind of rubbs you the right way type of thing. You experienced.

51:47 I don't have a vagina. You don't need a vagina. I've got a vagina. Doesn't stop from sticking it in the ass. But you like that, don't you? Yes, it's okay, we gotta go. This is. You asked. Yeah, we're gonna end on a shitty note. I like one, what Wan's got jokes? Look at that he's not even dad and he has dead jokes. Well, thanks everybody for participating in this ship. And were watching it right showing it. I don't know whatever. We didn't talk about this week about next week?

52:29 I know, I think this one might get to lead. No, we did talk about the debate and we have to finish this show with the promo you need to vote pipe Man for pres because if I don't win the presidency, I'm moving to Europe. We didn't talk about what you were going to do for the fourth of July. We'll talk about that next week. Yeah, that's right, we don't have to. Why roll the commercial. Thanks for listening, Thanks for watching the Adventures pipe Man W four c Y Radio every Wednesday live at one pm Eastern Time or wherever the hell you are in the world. And thank you to Rebel for I don't know what, and thank you Rachel for having a mute mic.

53:13 And thanks Juan for rolling the presidential commercial. Hey, folks, this. Is Bill Clinton. I listen to W four cy dot com. And just remember I did not have sexual relations without water. Bring back the good old days, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote pipe Man for pres and I promise I won't fall asleep during the debate. The mic, How do I do it? What are you doing? Need the mic?

53:53 Oh, well, you can't do that. We have control over the yah no control. Pit back in the cage and cow howell howels how God has said she likes seventy two pearls. That's she said, that was the best experience. She sounds great, right, I think you Why do her, don't you? She's kind of cute. I'm just looking at her pictures. I mean right, I don't even like girls, but you know, I'm into it. So far, so good. Yeah, all right, Wan's gotta go, so we gotta go. Thanks again, We'll see you next week. Happy fourth of July.

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