June 14, 2024

Faking an Orgasm While Eating Watermelon on The Planet of the Apes

What is going on with Pipeman This week for Season 18, Episode 20? How do faking an Orgasm, Eating a Watermelon, and The Planet of the Apes even get on the same episode. And what do the PipeNuts have to do with it?
 
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Season 18

What is going on with Pipeman This week for Season 18, Episode 20? How do faking an Orgasm, Eating a Watermelon, and The Planet of the Apes even get on the same episode. And what do the PipeNuts have to do with it?

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Hi, you then too, censure.

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See for you your look. Whake up America.

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It's time for the adventures.

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So fight Man, I'll tell before see why I'm com

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list pomp Beach's number one Internet radio station.

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Here's your host, the Fight Many. Oh.

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Here, I am in dreary, rainy, stormy South Florida. Just

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got back from LA where they have June gloom, so

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like I'm following the gloom everywhere and in that What

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an idiot the pipe man is because I scheduled the

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show for four o'clock today because I was in LA

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and I was on LA time, So that's why we

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have a little delay. Folks. If you were waiting, we

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were delayed because the pipe man fucked up. Okay, but

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it won't be the first, won't be the last. Here

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we are the Adventures of Pipe Man on W four

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c Y Radio, and I am here with my pipe

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nuts and what exciting show we have. So let's bring

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them aboard and talk about what's going to happen. Hello there, yo,

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pipe nuts. Let's talk well. First, first, Rebel, Yes, you

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won't do your hair before the show? What how come

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you don't do your hair before the show? Like you

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just come.

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But you don't even have hairshut?

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Were you with headphones?

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Well listen, I mean, were you faking an orgasm before

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the show? And that's and you didn't brush your hair? Yes,

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you caught me, so I gotta I gotta say something, Rebel. Yes,

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never mind, we'll save it for later. How about that?

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Okay?

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I want to know. Is the sheet behind you that's

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your background? Is that the same sheet you faked your orgasm?

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Man, it's a blue screen. It's not a sheet, and.

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You never saw a blue screen that had like curves

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and wrinkles.

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In the problem is it's too big and I just

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stretching to it's larger than it needs to be. But

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if you pulled it behind itself. It doesn't give the

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right lighting. So I just need a different one.

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I have another. I have a green one on order.

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I actually have a green screen just like this, but

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it too is too big.

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I just want to say something though, Rebel, and then

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we're going to move on. But the whole purpose of

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a green or blue screen is to have a virtual

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background behind you, not to see the actual screen. It's

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really freaking boring. Okay, sorry, but.

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It's the lighting too. I had the lighting equipment on orders.

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And then your lips keep disappearing into the background. So

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my background is because there was a major announcement and

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we're going to talk about that in a minute, But

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first I want to talk about last week's show. We

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touched on faking orgasms. We also touched on how watermelon

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was related to that, and we also touched on the

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planet of the apes, and we said we were going

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to expand on all of those. So, of course, don't

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tell Rachel because she missed last week's show, So don't

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tell her what it's about. Okay, don't fill her in,

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just just let her go. Let her go rogue, because

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when she goes rogue, it was kind of fun. I

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don't know if it's great to use, but it's fun.

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It's great tell them what I thought it was you Well, okay,

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so show us what see. I will purposely tell all

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my co host things, either at the last minute or

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not at all. Why Because I'd rather have a real show,

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like that's something scripted. I want to see what human

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beings really are like. And Rachel every week she gives

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me so much insight of who she really is. Okay,

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so I want Rachel also to tell her side of

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the story because it must be frustrating as fun when

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you miss a show and then you see this title

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of a show that says faking an orgasm, well eat

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or watermelon on the Planet of the Apes and go, now,

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what the hell am I supposed to that?

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I actually asked my my, my, my ghostwriter, so who

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you know was very clever, and he was like, oh,

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I get it. No, no, no, he's stuck a sting

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don in the watermelon and he couldn't reach.

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An orgasm, so he faked it because he felt sorry

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for it. Later and I guess he was watching Planet

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of the Apes. But don't go into that because it could, like,

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you know, get a little race.

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I was like, okay, okay, so we know you didn't

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do your preparation. And look at last week's show. I

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want to see if Wan did his preparation because he

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was he had homework to watch The Kingdom of the

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Planet The Apes, the new movie before this show. So Wan,

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tell us how your week went with that.

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I was supposed to watch that.

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Yeah, Hey, wasn't it his idea rebel though? Remember remember yet,

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see you can't ever you can't ever trust the engineers many.

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Well, the thing is it's own theaters. So yeah, I

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don't have time to know. You said I was supposed

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to go watch it, but you didn't give you enough

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time to go watch it. I've been working all all

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day every day.

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Yeah, so difficult, and blame me.

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It's a boss's fault, right it.

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Were you faking orgasms during the past week one?

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I was, yeah, I'll tell you all about it in

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the Only Fans.

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Okay, cool, show everybody the QR code for the only

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fans there, It is QR code that thing, and you'll

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see you'll see content on the Pipeman only fans from

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everybody except Rachel. She hasn't posted on there in like

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five months.

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I don't know how to do it.

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It's it's so complicated, complicated. You just upload your freaking picture.

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What's wrong with you?

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I don't get anything out of that? Why am I

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doing that? I was the only one that was putting

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anything on there?

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Uh wait, wait wait wait is it doing anything? Rebel

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puts that. Well, it's not gonna grow it, put anything

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on it?

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Eat, there's more.

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Tell us about your tell us about your pictures, Rebel.

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Why should I come to the pipe man only fans

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like I'm coming there to see Rachel spread her legs

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and then next thing spread my legs.

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Tell people that and they're gonna go over there looking

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for it.

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Okay, can you replay every one of our episodes so

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far in the spot where Rachel spreads her legs?

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I can make a compilation every ship, but he might

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be more than an hour long.

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Speaking of Rachel spraining her legs, let's run that. Let's

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run that trailer for playing the apes?

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Right here? He goes, son, your father?

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He waits much to what's to teach? There are dangers

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beyond our village.

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How's your father?

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My family? I will find them, I will bring them, Oh, Joseph, vibe.

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Remember your strength, your compassion, your mercy. Why do they

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hunt her? She knows the human secrets. I have a name, Nay,

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I know where they're taking your plan new yours or

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human for foreign? Great? This was a human place.

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It is not yours, isn't it?

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The founders did not tell us everything about this world.

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You've been for your king. Never get tickets now.

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Well that's taking about five minutes.

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No, right, It is one of my favorite favorite movies. However,

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that was a cough cough, But whither people say bless

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you when people call? That's why I want to know.

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Who doesn't want a blessing?

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Yeah? See yours where everything all pulls together? Okay, So

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that part where he falls and gets up he goes ugh,

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that was his last fake orgasm before his family left him. Okay,

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And so now the other thing is too is we're

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gonna talk what we talked about last week. What we're

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going to talk about is people don't really know the

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meaning of that movie. And as you saw in there,

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what what does it talk about? It talks about Peep

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and the elders, kind of like how they describe our

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presence because they're beyond elders. And and and so this

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is why pipe Man needs to run for pres because

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the elders are not telling us the truth at all.

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Maybe it's good for us, maybe it's not. Okay. And

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then we have one who's convicted of thirty four felonies.

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And then we have another one whose son see there

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talking about the son in the movie, who is just

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convicted of felonies. Why I think the apes need to

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take over really because humans are a bunch of idiots. Okay,

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I can't believe in my lifetime I have to sit

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here and decide whether I vote for one convicted felon

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or other of a convicted felon, and those are my choices.

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So just vote for pipe Man, who will make sure

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his whole family are felons. And how don't solve everything

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so that we talked about last week too, I think, Rachel,

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that you miss.

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So.

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And then there was when Harry met Sally. And that's

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one of my grandparents' names, by the way, And I

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can tell you right now firsthand, there's no way in

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hell my grandmother had an orgast the mother okay, so uh,

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it just didn't happen. And funny enough, funny enough, she

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is very relative of today and what we experienced today,

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because she always used to get mad at me if

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I said she she goes, you don't refer to people

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by a pronoun, refer to them by their proper name.

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And what will we do in twenty twenty four? Don't

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call me by my name, you must call me by

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my pronoun.

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That's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, because like you know, and I've

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seen it happen, like in a gas station where like

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a random stranger talks to another stranger and he's like, oh,

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that's not my pronoun. Well how is the stranger supposed

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to know that? And they just like they start fighting

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you about it. It's like, well, this is the first

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time I've seen you.

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Hey, listen, I have much respect for people how they

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want to be called, if they if I know, but

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if I'm make a mistake because I don't know, you know,

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I'm just saying, if there's a ding dong at the door,

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I'm getting called ding dong and ding dong com meaning

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what do you like about ding dongs? Rachel, I don't

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eat sugar?

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What do you mean.

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Are you? Are you ding dongs? Go with your watermelon?

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Oh?

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Now here we go.

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We're gonna we're talking about. I brought watermelon.

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Let's see. Let me see the watermelon. Why did you

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get abnormal warm? Like you can't just go and get

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regular warmelon. You gotta get desire hybrid watermelon Texas things

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so good? Ah, Okay, I would not be turned on

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by that at all, So yeah, maybe you should continue it.

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I gotta get it off.

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It looks like that there's no watermelon, like it's all

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just the white part.

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Yeah, she just likes the raw part. I got red

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one too, but like, I don't know, I got Rachel.

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You just like the raw part when you're faking your orgasm,

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have you orgasms? I go forever.

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That's the as you get older, you can just go

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on and on and on. And I got this new

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boyfriend and I was like, I went to the doctor

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week ago, and I was like, I don't want to

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kill him. You gotta give me something to like eventually

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hit the mark otherwise I'm gonna kill this guy.

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And I did anyway, But I did get the stuff.

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At the doctor's office, and I thought, hey, faking words,

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this stuff is called Ebido's stem.

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It's not a prescription, but it's you know, I think

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it's all like healthy stuff. It's it's got something in

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there called like horning something.

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It's everything week. It's everything. Of course Triple Letter agency

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didn't approve, which means it's probably good for you.

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Yes, I mean yeah, I mean all sorts of good,

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good for you stuff this week.

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So are you saying that eating watermelon while faking an

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orgasm is not good for you?

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You can do whatever you want.

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You stay in your lamb rebel. Let's see what your

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idea of faking an orgasm with watermelon is. Okay, there

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we go.

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Why do you sound like a baby.

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Not only that, but the facial expressions she's making looks

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like like a Chucky's granddaughter.

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Yeah, and you're not supposed to go with dice watermelon.

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You supposed to use the whole watermelon.

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So here we have two women on the show pretending

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the fake and orgasm while I in watermelon. And now

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why men might go to the other side, the dark side.

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I wouldn't call it dark, Let's call it the colorful side.

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It's not the dark side, it's the colorful side. Something

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like that. Yeah, because because right there, that's the reason

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old men need viagra. Both both of those whatever you

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guys just did there. That's that's that should be an

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ad for viagra, because I'll tell you what, I didn't

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need viagra before this show, but now I do.

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Congratulations. I'm glad to help.

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So is that a blue screen behind you or a

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blue pill? That's what you should do? Well, just have

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a big blue pill behind Yeah, now I can see

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it's blue. It looked purple before.

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No, I have purple. I had black, wore black last week.

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Oh yeah.

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And in order for faking, you know, faking, iad the blue.

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Go with the blue.

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You know, are your nipples? Are your nipples that color?

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Because you know you're supposed to.

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I saw honest time, TikTok. You're supposed to match your

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lipstick with your nipples. So like I was in the

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store at CBS, had to pull my tit out and everything,

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does that match? Asking the people that work there, can

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you help me please?

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I need help? Does this match?

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Can you imagine going into the store to my makeup

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and like going into a makeup store, I don't know,

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I'm Sephora or something.

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You go into the store and you just whip out

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your chest.

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Yeah, that's where that's what it's like. Hanging out with me.

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I don't know.

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I need a babysitter. Somebody's next week.

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Don't do that.

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Yeah, I should try and see what happens.

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I want you to try it live on the air.

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One What No, that costs money? We talked.

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How much is your group on one? Oh? No discount,

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no disckund of applied.

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No, not even friends and family.

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Well fine, then you're not going to get to enjoy

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what's behind me, which is riot Land. Okay, it's so cool.

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Riot FET's one of the festivals on the pipe Man

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Radio tour. Made an announcement today right before a show.

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I love I have picked a perfect day in time

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to do a show because they're always doing announcements like

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right before the show, so I can do like breaking news.

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You didn't get the time right, Yeah, but you know

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that's what happens. See people wonder about LA people and

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call the flaky and idiots and stuff like that, And

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so I guess it's true. And and you get there

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and you hit that smog, it like fogs your brain,

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like literally, there is a ring around LA like ring

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around the collar. The most environmental state in the country

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has the worst pollution problems ever but that's air. They

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have great water because of my bro who passed away

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back last September, and he was the environmental icon there.

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Now the place is going to ship.

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So I'm going to ship in a minute, okay for

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about a week. And it's oh yeah, And it's like

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my friend tells me, it makes major movements be close

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to the bathroom. And I haven't had it happen. I'm

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in the day three.

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So if I have to run out of here, you

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guys know what happened.

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I'm going to.

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You know what's happening right now that it's not you

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know why it's not happening because you're full of it.

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Isn't that crazy?

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But no, I want to talk about that. Let's set

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riot Fest aside for a second, and let's talk about

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your cleanse. And I want every gory detail before you

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tell us the details. This is what I say. Sometimes

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we don't want to talk about details, and that's the

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pipe peeves. This week, I had an argument with somebody

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last night, Yeah exactly, and they're asking me about something

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that isn't what it's about. It's about somebody else, and

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I simply said, it's not my story to tell. And

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then They kept asking more questions, like during the like

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there's investigative reporter. I'm like, this person doesn't know you.

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You don't know the end this person? And why do

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you need to know their business?

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With details?

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You're gonna lose me here?

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Does he want it? Details? Okay? Want you want details?

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We want details?

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On the.

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Ask you about private details. So now I'm asking you

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about private details. I want to know the innermost details

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of you doing this toxic cleanse and flushing all that

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ship out of you.

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I haven't had this ship, That's what I'm telling you.

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I haven't.

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It hasn't come yet. It's gonna come during this show

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today probably.

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Okay, of the show, you have to turn around with

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your butt face in the camera so we don't miss it. Okay, noway, Rachel,

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you're on this other show that's pretty cool called Movie

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Reviews and More that is on our other station K

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four HD Radio and also Talk for TV. They should

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have ran that plan of the apes trailer, just saying

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why because it's a movie and it's a movie Reviews

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and More, right, right?

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Right?

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Uh? Oh you didn't really Oh wait, you weren't familiar

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with what your show that you're on about movies. Is

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about movies.

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Sometimes I'm not right. Sometimes we e's the and more.

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But you know what, last night we had a pretty

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good lineup and we.

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Had Yeah, it was it was. It was fine.

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Tell us about it so people can see the replay.

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In.

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That's why it was. That's what it was about.

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You were just had a director that was really cool.

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And I don't know, I don't remember. I didn't even

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remember being.

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On it this morning directors actors, Wait a minute, so

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I have you on my show as a co host,

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and you have you have I'm here. You have this

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thing of blacking out during no no, does that happen?

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Is that the benefit of the cleanses? You don't have

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to look at other people's ship.

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Okay, let's okay, all right, it's a detox cleanse for

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your liver.

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I need that, right, you'll need You'll know.

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I think you need one for your heart, to be honest,

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my heart, Yeah, it needs a cleanse, right after all

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they and now after everything you've been doing for the

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past months. I think also your orgasm needs a cleanse.

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Good orgasms.

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Okay, so tell us about the coast about Okay.

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It's you want to tell you what's in it, And

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you make the soup and you gotta eat it for

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like four days and that's all. You can eat as

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much as you want. But day two you're like, I

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don't want done with the soup. It's not his healthy,

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all organic. It's like beets and carrots and onions and

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lemon and broccoli and regano and turmeric and bay leaves

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and a little bit of salt and you bring to boil,

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reduce it down and then you eat that for a week.

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So first day I was like eating it. I'm a thinking, yeah,

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my body likes that. My body's going thank you. That's

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good for it, you know, Like, but I'm not loving.

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Day two I was like, I don't.

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Want anymore, and you don't want anywhere, and the only

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other thing you need is watermelon with salt because you're

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losing electrolytes because you're pooping so much and I'm not

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pooping it off whatever. So the other thing you can

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have are the nuts. You'll know, y'all know my history

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with nuts.

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But they can't be salt.

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Wait one second, salt for electrolytes. That makes no sense.

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Salt is what the salt the hydrate, But you.

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Lose your electrolytes when you have dialrhea.

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That's true, which was why you might not want salt because.

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You replaced your electrolytes. Just google it, all right, don't

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argue with me. Then you got to get the nuts,

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the nuts that look like your nuts right there, pipe man.

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Clothes.

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Yeah, so you got to get the nuts and that

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was twenty five dollars at Whole Foods. Oh that's all

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you can eat?

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I'm doing? Are they like? Are they like edible nuts?

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There's no drugs, so it's supposed to fix my liver.

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But I'll tell you where this is going wrong is

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at five o'clock every day, I made myself.

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A cocktail, like, yeah, if you're doing a clean boy,

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isn't in your body while doing cles? You're an idiot? Wait?

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Why do that?

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I've been cod worts?

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Thank you, and then the most loving way because I

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love you to death. But you're.

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Okay?

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Yeah, but how do you? How do you? What's wrong

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with you? You can't go four days without alcohol? Come on?

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Sure?

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Is that what you need? To move out of Texas?

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Because why is everybody in Texas a drunk? It can't

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because Texas is I don't get drunk.

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I don't get drunks. That's probably because I I drink,

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because that's why I don't get drunk. I don't know

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if you all know anybody that you don't really get drunk.

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I don't get drunk.

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I just I am.

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And it's funny because I can drink.

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Just over the rebels like, yeah, she's playing check it out?

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Did I just inform you your a live show?

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Can you give uh? Can you kind of give your

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observation of watching all this today?

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Do you want to know or later?

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I want? I want to know. I want.

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I think the audio is fine, the video might be

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a little distracting.

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What is distracting you want.

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Rebel?

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Tell us? What about Rebel is distracting?

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All the faces that she's making.

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Yeah, she faces.

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Very animated?

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Are you Rebel? Yes? So when you fake your orgasm?

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How animated is it?

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I showed you earlier.

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I just.

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It looks like you're on that toxic cleanse, to be honest,

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because it looks like you're going to the bathroom.

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Here, I can fix that no more than distractions.

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There it is.

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It's going to the bathroom.

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So how come when I said you're going to the bathroom,

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Rachel decided to spread her legs.

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Do you want that in the compilation video?

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So let's go back to riot Land. Okay, So yeah,

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they made an announcement with the lineup at riot Fest.

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I love this festival. It's always such a cool festival.

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But they changed the whole thing. You good to your

469
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:55.319
website's really cool riotfest dot org and they show you

470
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:00.240
and let's show some pictures of the two pictures that

471
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:04.880
are rectangular like my background one. They have a daytime

472
00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:08.079
riot fests and nighttime riot fest and they call it

473
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:11.200
riot Land. It's now an amusement park.

474
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:13.960
Wow, do you want the daytime with the nighttime?

475
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:17.319
Let's let's show the daytime first. That's my background right now.

476
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:23.039
So this is a festival on the Pipe Man Radio tour.

477
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:25.160
Does that look fun as crap?

478
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:25.799
Or what?

479
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.160
Rachel? Since you're full of crap? What do you think?

480
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:31.680
I Yeah, Beck is.

481
00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:36.920
Gonna be there, Slayer, Fallout Boy, Public Enemy, Rob Zombie,

482
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:39.599
Saint Vincent, Bright Eye, Sublime.

483
00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:43.359
Yeah, this looks like a really good show, Doctor Dog.

484
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:45.440
You wan to keep going?

485
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:50.119
Spoon Manchester or Orchestra all over Tree some forty one

486
00:30:50.240 --> 00:30:51.640
side rate tell uh.

487
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:55.319
Watch Wat's a two week new did I I butchered

488
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:56.839
that one? New Found Glory?

489
00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:03.000
Something in corporate Tiara Whack taking Back Sunday, Lamb of God,

490
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:08.319
uh masted on Hot Mulligan Beach Bunny, the High, Yeah

491
00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:08.839
it is. You know what?

492
00:31:09.279 --> 00:31:10.599
I'm gonna be here all day? Do you really want

493
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:11.160
me to read all this?

494
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:14.519
I mean the New York way? What's wrong with you?

495
00:31:16.359 --> 00:31:16.519
Do it?

496
00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:20.279
The New York way? It sounds very dealish? Okay? Uh

497
00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:24.720
l s Stones, Basement Stakes, tramps, Poison of the we

498
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:27.000
is gonna be their holy ship?

499
00:31:27.039 --> 00:31:30.720
I want to go to this. Wow you do Yeah?

500
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:36.119
Clutch rival Sons, Health n O s X No, No,

501
00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:37.039
how do you do that one?

502
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:37.839
I don't know them.

503
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:41.200
Descendants, Circle Druks, Circle Drugs. I have heard it. Then

504
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:41.640
that's cool.

505
00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:45.640
Uh penny Wise the Lawrence arms, face to face buzzcocks

506
00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:46.599
like that one.

507
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:47.119
Uh?

508
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:50.160
Lord Jane Grace with cat Bite.

509
00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:52.039
Let's see.

510
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:56.480
I just interviewed cat Bite at Punk at Punk Rock Bowling. Yeah.

511
00:31:56.559 --> 00:32:00.440
The Dicky's the We're just gonna go dead milkorry about.

512
00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:04.039
I got a story about Danny Elfman. I got a

513
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:09.160
story about the Dickies. So did you get through all

514
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:15.039
of them yet. Yeah, are you sure? No one? I

515
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:22.599
think you missed one. You missed Cursive. How about the

516
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.119
Hells of Popping Circus? Have you ever checked out the

517
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.799
Hells of Popping Circus? That's the coolest shit ever. Okay,

518
00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:34.680
they're this circus of doing all this extreme stuff. It's

519
00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:38.000
really cool. You gotta check it out. But my eighteenth

520
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:41.680
birthday party was at one of those like storage places

521
00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:44.319
where bands back in the day, punk bands and metal

522
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:49.079
bands used to like practice, you know, and so we

523
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:51.920
my birthday party had a bunch of bands there, but

524
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:55.480
the dickies were practicing next door. They came by too,

525
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:59.720
So that was cool, but a newfound glory. I'm friends

526
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:03.359
with the basis they are from here in South Florida,

527
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:07.279
in Margate, Florida. That's gonna be way cool. You didn't

528
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:11.440
mention Suicide Tennessee. It's one of the best. So you

529
00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:17.480
you mess that up? Wax a hatchie? What was the

530
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:24.839
other one? You couldn't say? Uh something X oh yeah, yeah.

531
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:25.279
What is it?

532
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:25.440
Is?

533
00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:25.480
It?

534
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:25.839
Is it?

535
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:30.519
No FX or Oh my god? Say I don't know,

536
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:33.480
Oh my god, it's like one of the most famous

537
00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:36.160
punk bands ever. And how do you not know don't

538
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:37.319
you know Fat Mike?

539
00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:38.319
Yeah?

540
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:42.960
Do you know Fat Mike? Hello?

541
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:46.240
Do you not recognize the universal?

542
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:46.440
Like?

543
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:56.880
Yeah, but people that are just listening, they can't hear that. Okay, sorry,

544
00:33:57.039 --> 00:34:00.480
I said now, yeah, no, no. Effects is like they

545
00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:05.720
run a lot of the different Spunk festivals and the

546
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:09.639
Exploited one of my favorite bands, and and some of

547
00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:13.039
your friends Rebel the Code Defendants.

548
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:15.880
Some of my friends.

549
00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:17.519
Yeah.

550
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:21.079
Yeah, because you're from Louisiana, and I'm sure you have

551
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:24.039
playing of friends that are felons and have Code Defendants.

552
00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:27.840
I'm surprised we're not, you know, voting for a president

553
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:33.440
from your state. Maybe maybe that's where I should move

554
00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:39.559
my campaign to to Louisiana. Yankee Yankees in Louisiana, it'll

555
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:44.920
be like my theme. Oh Sublime, Sublime, Sublime. It's so

556
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:52.039
cool because okay, so the Sun Brandon's son, the original

557
00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:56.159
Sublime singer's son, is now in Sublime. Rome is no

558
00:34:56.280 --> 00:35:00.400
longer in Sublime. So originally what happened was home he

559
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:03.320
was like one of the best, Like, uh, he's in

560
00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.920
a tribute Sublime tribute band, so he ended up the

561
00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.239
singer of Sublime, and it was called Sublime from with

562
00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:13.039
Rome for years. Now it's back with Brandon's kid being

563
00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:16.440
a singer. He sounds just like him. That's gonna be

564
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:20.119
a color show. Can you do that again for me? Please?

565
00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:26.360
And Beck Beck's gonna be there. Does anybody know how

566
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:30.840
beck got famous? He was just playing on a street

567
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:31.280
corner in.

568
00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:33.840
New York Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I've heard that.

569
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:36.920
Yeah, they just like found them on a street corner

570
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.159
in New York City. That's the American dream. What happened

571
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.679
to the corner in New York City?

572
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:43.400
My dream?

573
00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:46.639
What happened to the American dream? Where you could find

574
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:49.760
me on a street corner faking an orgasm while watching

575
00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:51.800
the Planet of the Apes and eat in the watermelon?

576
00:35:55.960 --> 00:35:58.119
I think I think we look at what happened to

577
00:35:58.159 --> 00:35:59.760
the last person that had a dream, and we don't

578
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:00.639
want to be that person.

579
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:03.960
So I want to be that person. I have a dream.

580
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:06.039
I have a dream.

581
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:08.280
You just want to You just don't want the ending

582
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:10.440
of that person. You want to be that person, you

583
00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:11.039
just don't.

584
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:14.400
Want like you know, twenty twenty and forward, I feel

585
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.679
like the American dream has training to the American nightmare,

586
00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:19.679
and like, yeah, which is we lost the.

587
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:22.440
Way for Americans though, think about it.

588
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.480
Well, no, no, no, for the rest of the world,

589
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:29.320
because the rest of the world is following our lead. Ye.

590
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:30.800
No, See, here's the problem.

591
00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:33.719
And when I say only for Americans, you live in

592
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:36.079
America and you have to fight tooth and nailed to

593
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:39.559
get anywhere. You come from a foreign country, they gonna

594
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:43.119
hand you stuff left and right, even if you're not legal.

595
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:46.000
They'll put you on a bus, get you off a

596
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:48.320
bus on a sanctuary city. I happen to live in

597
00:36:48.400 --> 00:36:50.480
a sanctuary city. That's what I was saying. Put you

598
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:51.000
on the bus.

599
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:57.880
So you're one of those people. That's why they take

600
00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:02.000
your job. I'm a one. I was wondering where you

601
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:03.400
were for all that time.

602
00:37:04.519 --> 00:37:06.320
I was doing live stage.

603
00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:11.599
And the hell's a pop and circus? What what freak

604
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:15.559
show do you do? That's what I want to know.

605
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:19.599
I guess people will have to check that out.

606
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:26.199
Okay, So, Rebel and Rachel, if you guys teamed up

607
00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:28.519
and did your own freak show, tell us what it

608
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:29.079
would be like.

609
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:32.119
Freak show.

610
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:33.239
Yeah.

611
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:38.039
All the things that you can eat with tabasco watermelon

612
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:38.760
is find out.

613
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:39.760
I don't know.

614
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:47.360
I can with watermelon. I don't know.

615
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:48.360
I've never done that.

616
00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:49.519
Okay, wait, I'm.

617
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:50.920
Gonna I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

618
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:53.559
Hey, Rachel, so you're.

619
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:57.760
You're a chef and you're the whole world to eat

620
00:37:57.840 --> 00:37:59.559
tabasco on watermelon.

621
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:00.960
You know, it's one of those things like.

622
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:05.239
It's addictive, right, Like if you put it on one thing,

623
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:05.679
you could.

624
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:06.480
Put it on anything.

625
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:09.320
Well, with watermelon, I would say that heen would probably

626
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:09.719
be better.

627
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:12.039
Well, I love.

628
00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:13.400
Jehant I got that over there.

629
00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:16.639
He's Hispanic, of course, they like.

630
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:19.119
I live in a little town in Mexico called Houston.

631
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:22.559
I mean it used to be.

632
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:27.719
Yeah, Texans are the first terrorists.

633
00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:32.840
All of that used to belong to Mexico before the

634
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:36.400
Western expansion. Facts, does it?

635
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:39.079
You have to say rebel when you're asking about a

636
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:40.360
freak show that we would put on?

637
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:42.360
Are you talking more on the lines.

638
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.840
Of freak show the television show or freak show like

639
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:48.440
Barnum and Bailey, use.

640
00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:51.800
Your imagination, I think you should it should be whatever

641
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:54.719
you I think it should be whatever you girls want

642
00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:57.039
it to be. And I want to hear what your

643
00:38:57.280 --> 00:39:01.360
dream freak show would be. What would you dream freak show?

644
00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:11.199
Being my dream freak show have to do with animals involved.

645
00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:15.559
Sorry, animals anymore? Right? Left are talking ames?

646
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:23.159
They have evolved more than that. They Okay, here's a question, rebel,

647
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:27.880
what would you rather have an ape from Planet of

648
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:29.880
the Apes or a member of the k k K.

649
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:33.880
I love it. Let's play this game.

650
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:41.079
Okay, what do I have to do with this thing?

651
00:39:41.079 --> 00:39:46.760
Because if it's everything, marriage, marriage, kids, everything, No, it has.

652
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:49.119
To be human sorry, and is not my thing.

653
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:53.960
Okay, So what what about if it was anal sex?

654
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:00.760
Which one would you pick? What choices?

655
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:02.159
Get my toy?

656
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:08.039
One one? Tell her choices.

657
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:13.960
Again, between an ape from the Planet of the Apes

658
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:15.320
or remember the cake.

659
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:19.199
Ca Yeah, exactly, those are your choices.

660
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:20.639
When was anal sex involved?

661
00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:22.000
Right now?

662
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.400
You know what, I don't think I'd have to take

663
00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:25.960
an orgasm on either one of those.

664
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:33.119
Rachel? Do you get orgasms from anal sex? Rachel? Yeah,

665
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:36.360
you do, so you don't even have to fake it. Then,

666
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:39.480
even when it's in the wrong hole, you don't have

667
00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:40.000
to fake it.

668
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:46.239
And and it was an ape dressed up as a KKK.

669
00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:50.440
Oh Okay, so I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give

670
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:56.519
you your question, Rachel, would you rather would you rather

671
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:03.039
eat watermelon? Out of you're who ha, my own who ha?

672
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:06.320
Your own hoho ha. That's a dangerous thing.

673
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:08.039
Because sweet stuff should never go there.

674
00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:10.639
But I don't know if I can eat watermelon out

675
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:11.440
of my own who hat?

676
00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:17.119
Or would you rather it be out of rebels? Who ha?

677
00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:24.920
That was a no brainer for her.

678
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:33.400
So if you rebel and a watermelon were in some

679
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:37.119
sexual encounter, describe that to Rachel.

680
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:47.360
Okay, yes, dear, Yes, dear. She's already things are escalating.

681
00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:50.800
She's already saying she wants you to be the like

682
00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:52.519
a hot like a hot.

683
00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:57.599
It depends on where she means hot sauce.

684
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:04.159
Yeah, hot on it, come on. I would like to

685
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:09.960
know when you have performed filatio. Have you ever used tabasco?

686
00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:11.360
No?

687
00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:14.119
But it sounds interesting, Although for me it would be

688
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.239
interesting for the other person, he might burn.

689
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:18.920
Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

690
00:42:18.719 --> 00:42:20.599
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. Did

691
00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:22.280
you understand what he asked you?

692
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:23.920
Yeah?

693
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:31.039
Putting the tabasco on the hoohah and then performing filatio? Wait? Okay,

694
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:33.239
So let me tell you why this comes out. Because

695
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:37.400
I'm gonna tell you the truth. Nobody knows this, and

696
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.800
so keep it to yourself, please, Okay, how I got

697
00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:49.800
taught the birds and the bees. Okay, so tell my

698
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:55.199
father didn't because I don't know. He was too busy

699
00:42:55.360 --> 00:42:59.880
banging somebody to tell me. But okay, so two of them,

700
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:04.000
my brothers, told me about the birds and bees. One

701
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:10.119
of those brothers told me about chunky peanut butter, and

702
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:14.440
the other told me about whipped cream. And the whipped

703
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:17.800
cream was the vanilla version, and the chunky peanut butter

704
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:22.199
was the kinky version. And that's how I learned about sex.

705
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:28.119
I can only imagine you as a child. It's so confused.

706
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:32.760
I'm confused right now as an experienced sexual adult, and

707
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:33.880
I have no idea.

708
00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:34.159
What the hell?

709
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:39.159
Oh oh oh, there was a banana involved. There was

710
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:43.519
there was a banana involved. Can I tell you about

711
00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:45.760
the first time I ever got drunk? Rachel would like this.

712
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:52.519
Both these things happened at twelve years old, by the way, Okay,

713
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:56.159
so the first time I got drunk? Yeah? And then okay,

714
00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:59.760
so are you ready for this? I was lied to

715
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.239
and it changed my life forever because one of my

716
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:07.400
brothers told me he lost his virginia at thirteen. And

717
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:11.239
you know brothers, they're very competitive. So it was my

718
00:44:11.559 --> 00:44:14.800
driving force to lose my virginity at thirteen, which I

719
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:21.199
did in the Charles Manson Games. And no, I had

720
00:44:21.239 --> 00:44:23.960
to do with a bush because it was back then

721
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:31.599
and so and now bushes scare me. Okay, if I

722
00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:37.760
see a bush, I need biagra. Just saying, but okay,

723
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:43.559
So what happened was is lately recently, like literally a

724
00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:45.760
couple months ago. I was talkers bro and I was

725
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:48.679
telling this story. He goes, no, I didn't lose my

726
00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:52.320
virginity untill seventeen, so I could have saved it a

727
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:54.519
few years. But he lied to me and I had

728
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:58.360
to beat him to the punch. So my losing my

729
00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:01.920
virginity was about make sure that I was number one.

730
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:04.000
That's where it all started. I always liked to be

731
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:07.639
like the number one salesperson, the number one this I

732
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:11.280
had to be number one in the sibling say that again.

733
00:45:11.559 --> 00:45:13.800
The first to get laid in the sibling section.

734
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:17.000
Exactly, Well, you flash, you lost.

735
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:17.599
I was eleven.

736
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:20.920
Okay, See well look at that, and that's why she

737
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:24.159
is the way she is. Okay, see that see how

738
00:45:24.280 --> 00:45:28.440
Rachel turned out. Okay, at least I had a banana.

739
00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:31.199
At least I had a banana whipped cream and and

740
00:45:31.440 --> 00:45:35.440
chunky peanut butter wall chunky peanut butter hurt wand.

741
00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:37.800
Though the question is what did you do with a banana?

742
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:38.840
Okay?

743
00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:40.519
So I tell what I did?

744
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:44.800
Okay. So one brother told me about he stuck a

745
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:48.199
banana up the girls who hot and ate it and

746
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:52.280
then she put chunky peanut butter on his his thingy

747
00:45:52.960 --> 00:46:01.039
and and no, his actual thingy, and basically he took

748
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:02.519
it off with her mouth.

749
00:46:03.559 --> 00:46:05.239
And where do we find her?

750
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:09.440
I know, right, but that's got a hurt chunky peanut

751
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:13.880
butter like that's gonna that's gonna cause chafing. I'm just saying.

752
00:46:16.360 --> 00:46:18.199
How these were twelve year old?

753
00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:20.159
Now the question is I don't know how old they were.

754
00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:22.639
The question is did she requested to be chunky peanut

755
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:24.920
butter or was that the only thing available to them?

756
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:28.440
I didn't get those details. See again, details want. I'm

757
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:30.239
just trying to tell a story, and you need to

758
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:31.880
know every little detail.

759
00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:37.119
Come on, you have the details, right, So okay, because

760
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:38.320
that's about a person.

761
00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:42.360
So that my other brother, Oh so my other brother

762
00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:46.559
had first said I had it backwards. Their brother first

763
00:46:46.599 --> 00:46:49.119
said he did and put whipped gream in the huh,

764
00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:54.000
and that's like, that's very vanilla. Okay, So that my

765
00:46:54.559 --> 00:46:59.320
other brother yeah, my other brothers, like you think that's bad,

766
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:03.440
and that's why he told about the the chunky peanut

767
00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:06.199
butter in the banana. Okay. And I can also tell

768
00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:11.760
you that my first time in where was it, Amsterdam?

769
00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:15.519
I think, yeah, my first time in Amsterdam. I was

770
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:18.960
at one of those shows they have in Amsterdam, and

771
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:23.039
my wife volunteered me up on stage with this five

772
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:29.159
hundred pound woman. Well she was my wife at the time. Yeah, yeah,

773
00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:35.800
x diusche And so basically she got me up there

774
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:39.079
because this woman was like a five hundred pound ugliest

775
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:42.639
woman you ever saw in my life. And she performed

776
00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:46.000
a sex show with me on stage with a banana

777
00:47:47.320 --> 00:47:52.400
in Amsterdam. Okay, Well, forget Vegas. What happens in Amsterdam

778
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:57.880
stays in Amsterdam. I also, while I was married, I

779
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:02.199
never would have said this to anybody ever or public

780
00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.360
or privately, but since she decided to tell my kids,

781
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:11.679
I'll say it on the air. I also experienced a

782
00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:16.800
dungeon in Paris the first time going to Paris, and

783
00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:22.880
that time that dungeon has given me sexual trauma ever since.

784
00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:28.280
I am traumatized by what happened because talking about faking

785
00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:33.920
an orgasm. Okay, just to wrap things up here, we're

786
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:37.639
down here, we're down there in that dungeon. And this

787
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:44.079
older dude, because I was like thirty at the time,

788
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:53.679
this older dude starts doing this was like an ape,

789
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:56.800
like an ape, like the Planet of the Apes. So

790
00:48:57.039 --> 00:49:04.320
my done sex club experience gives me trauma, like I'm

791
00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:07.280
in the Planet of the Apes. And I really wish

792
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.199
I had some watermelon at the time.

793
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:11.039
But I didn't Florida.

794
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:18.119
So with the last thirty seconds, do any of you

795
00:49:18.360 --> 00:49:20.320
have a story that can beat that that has to

796
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:23.079
do with orgasms, apes or watermelon?

797
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:25.880
Nope, surely don't.

798
00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:29.440
Well, there it is. That's this week's train wreck of

799
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:33.039
the aventions of pipe Man. On no sleep from going

800
00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:37.239
to la and I'll be going and leaving here on

801
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:43.400
Monday for Belgium. So I was supposed to do download,

802
00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:46.239
but I had family emergency that I couldn't do download.

803
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:49.800
But I'm going to Belgium to do grass Pop, one

804
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:53.239
of the biggest, best festivals in Europe. It's the first

805
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:56.400
time it's been on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. It's

806
00:49:56.440 --> 00:50:00.679
the debut. It's gonna be killer. After that, we have

807
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:05.159
Hellfest in France and we have riot Fest come in September.

808
00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:09.039
I'm gonna go to riot Land. Now from now on. See,

809
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:11.960
here's what's gonna happen. Florida's playing the Stanley Cup. They're

810
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:15.280
already ahead. When they win, they're not gonna say they're

811
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:16.079
going Disneyland.

812
00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:16.239
You know.

813
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:18.639
In the Super Bowl, they're like, and you just won

814
00:50:18.719 --> 00:50:20.639
the Super Bowl, and now what are you doing? They say,

815
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:24.880
I'm going to Disneyland. Well, hockey players are a little different.

816
00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:29.039
Florida Panthers will win the Cup, bring it to the US,

817
00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:32.679
take it from Canada, and they're gonna say they're going

818
00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:36.400
to riot Land with the pipe Man. So tune in

819
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:42.039
this week every week Wednesday, one pm Eastern Time, and

820
00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:44.960
we might be adding some days. So pay attention with

821
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:47.800
more things and more guests, and we got some cool

822
00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:50.920
shit going on, So make sure tune in. Check out

823
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:54.639
all the podcasts on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to podcasts.

824
00:50:54.719 --> 00:50:57.320
Go to the adventures atpipeman dot com. Check me out

825
00:50:57.360 --> 00:51:00.199
on all the socials. Enter to win tickets for their

826
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:05.239
festivals and I'll if you enter a win tickets for festivals.

827
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:08.400
I will give you Rachel's private number for a fake Organs.

828
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:15.119
So thanks for being here with us suffering through this show.

829
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:20.000
And my pipe nuts I feel bad for them too,

830
00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:24.199
but one, you're a great pipe nut, so roll it.

831
00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:36.199
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin.

832
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I'm w for CUI Radio.