Forget Wacky! It’s Now WTF Wednesday! WTF is Going on & WTF Do You Want to Discuss?

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0:48 Why Kind of America? It's time for the adventures, So Fight Man, I'll call before see White. I com list PONKASS number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yo. What the fuck Wednesday? That's where we're at on the Adventures of Pipe Man. We decided last week it's no longer Wacky Wednesday, It's what the fuck Wednesday? And what the fuck? Before the show, I was on a phone call. I got off, had two minutes to go for the phone call, and I had my sunglasses somewhere. I remembered grabbing them, but I couldn't find them. They weren't on the studio table. I went everywhere looking for them. Guess where they were? Right here, I slid into my shirt.

1:30 How many of us have done that a million times? It's either on your head, in your shirt, or your keys or in your hand. Where are your keys? Let's find out from the pipe nuts right here on the Adventures pipe Man W four CY Radio W four cy dot com. Bring them on. That would mean now that happening right now? Oh look, oh, look at you, Rebelly. I don't recognize you without your glasses or your weird hats. You look a lot better the other way. Just being honest, But what do you think, mom? How many times have you done something like that with your sunglasses or your keys?

2:15 I am not at that stage yet. It's not a stage. It's not stage. It's a joke. Teenagers do it like you can't even remember your name half the time, and you're talking about stages and listen my name, thank you. I want to do I want you to do me a favor. Okay, First of all, have you hooked up the new USB connector? I did, but I'm not on it today. Okay, is your mic still the same way it was the other day? I want you to show all the viewers what you think should be done with a mic. Okay, I'm gonna do it because this is my what the fuck Wednesday right here? Like when I saw this, I was like, what the fuck? Okay, let's see. Come on, let's move the camera now, not the camera. Oh okay, you have to move the camera. You can't move the mic.

3:17 Not in front of the camera. Now, let's just put it this way. She turned the mic into what looks like a hornet's nest instead of a mic. Okay, which originally the caricature that I had was the mic looked probably, but that's what it was. He probably saw your mic with all the rolex around, and that's what he thought of mike should look like. Okay, I'm just telling you because isn't that remember the original one? That's what it looked like. Okay, So now you want to show me alone on the screen, and or you could show the caricature. I have it on my background, but that's the old one. Now look at that. Okay, that's kind of like what rebel per mic looks like, except it's much bigger. It's like a hornet nest. That looks like I'm about to whack somebody with my brush.

4:19 Doesn't look like Mike. It looks like I'm about to whack somebody with my brush. Okay, so now, and I've never made a facial expression like that, but it is a caricature. Okay, let's see. Oh look at this, we got haters. I love it. Put us all back on, put us all back on. Look at that. Look at this hate comment. I love gaining hate common Well you know what, why are they here? Then? You know? Like that's what I laugh about. I laugh about people that troll on socials or troll shows and they want to make all these negative comments. But listen, does anybody know that Howard Stern's biggest listener bas is the people that hate them. It's like three times the people that like them, and they stay on an hour and a half longer. Like, what is wrong with you people? If you don't If I like something, I'm not watching, I don't bother wasting my time making comment. But anyway, just so you know, okay, the reason we're doing this is because somebody on ship Rock made a caricature and I promised them that I would promote it on my show.

5:33 So my show, my discussion you don't like it? Bye? Okay, yeah, now put up the new one one, dude, do you or do you have the new one? Or just put me up? Yeah, I'll put you up. Okay. What kind of engineer are you? Come there? You go? Okay, and take off the top part so we can see the full caricature of the overlay. Okay, So what do you think of this? You guys made some comments on this. What do you think of this? Rebel? I like this one. Yes, see it looks like a microphone. My hands are closer up to the mic. That's more to facial expression that was in the picture. It reflects my blue hair better. Uh, what about you one?

6:25 I still think the flag needs to go up more because the flag is usually right up against a mic, and then you would hold it underneath the flag. Now that is true, except I am holding the mic like that in the picture. So he caught that pretty good. And then another thing I had them change over there. See this is what's not showing in the background. It has you know, our information, but it has our QR code over there where my name is. But everybody look at this. Go check out this guy. He was the one doing all the caricatures on ship rocked and he is bad ass. Hey, since I'm over this side, rebel, maybe you shouldn't do it because you have a Louisiana education. One, can you please read to people what his website address is, phone number and all that stuff, because I'm all way in the other room to get out of the way, all.

7:25 Right, so says the phone number is seven eight six three two zero two zero eight five. Awesome. What about the website address? Is there one? There there is? Yes, I think read it out read it. Oh, you can't really read. It's long. Huh No, it's I don't know what well, what's the first word? Who r E s t E s G A r t E A c h E R scott w I x s I. It's a wix.

8:05 That's his name, right or Oreste? Yes? Correct, so Orestes. I'll have to talk to him. He needs to get a shorter link because nobody will remember that. Yeah, okay, so we got another comment here. We can bring you guys back on. Can you read the comments because I can't see. Well even one of our uh you know, one of our watchers here, it says, but you're still watching, like I don't even know how people have time to do shit like that. I have no time in my life to do erroneous, wasteful time. Talk about waste of time.

8:45 He said, what a waste of time, idiot discussion. Well, that was a waste of your time right in that. But I love it. Thanks for the comments. I love comments negative positive. Listen, there's no such Lissie has bad publicity. Let's call it what it is. But we got a lot going on this weekend though. What we have to talk about on the pipe Man Radio Tour. Wait before you get there, do you have to be in person for the character caricaturists to do that? Or can you send a picture? I sent? I sent a picture, so you can send a picture. Awesome. That's right, that's right, that's right. Okay, what else do you want to know? Rebel?

9:28 I just wanted to know. We had someone type me, text me personally and ask that question, so figured out to ask. I'm going to message the guy. Okay. I think I used a terrible background this week because I keep meshing to that red. So I'm just stay in the yellow. I gotta get the new green screen in here because it's ridiculous. But uh, here's what I was gonna say, Rebel, do you have a picture consistency of caricature? I asked him if he would make for you, you have a picture of you performing fillatio on the KKK. I do not have that.

10:09 Sorry. By the way, do you know what cameo is? Either one of you? Yes? Do you one the app? Yes? Yes? Okay, so I want you both describe to you what you think cameo is. For a second, it's a quick way to pay somebody to get you to get them to do things for you. That's that's that's only fans, okay. One, it's the same thing. Really, No, cameo is for famous people, so you can get a cameo from a famous person. That's why it's called cameo. One, am I right? You want?

10:55 Yeah, it's like if you want to add someone to the video. Yeah. No, cameo is actually an app where you like people pay you to do. What a cameo is. They just do a video where they addressed to you a cameo, just like in a movie or a TV show. But it does say that famous a. Happy birthday or something. It's not famous people, but it's supposed to be. That's what it was developed for. In fact, let's do this. You may be right, rebel, Let's find out because we're gonna say, you know, this is what we're gonna do.

11:37 We're gonna say former co hosts one. Yes, I know anybody can do it. It's not supposed to be for anybody. Here's the description on Cameo's website. Are you ready cameo personalized videos featuring your favorite stars? Stars are famous people. It is for just stars and yes, if you go to that person's cameo, the description makes it out like that person's famous. Well, and you know, are you talking A listers or a B C?

12:18 Famous means how many B listeners are you consider famous time. Most of the time it does mean it would insinuate A listers. But there's B movie people that are pretty famous too. So and there's name one name one that has not been in an A movie, Like they all start off at B. One thing. Well, yeah, exactly, well mine, but he or or Todd Bridges, I mean they were A listers and. No kind of yeah, Todd Bridges is not famous anymore. He was famous once. Yeah, So that's it's like bands that were famous twenty years ago that still think they're rock stars, okay, and nobody even cares. Yes we do, but it's okay, what do you care about, rebel? What do you care about?

13:13 Right? I don't think that everybody needs to be on the quote unquote a list to be you know, to be in somebody's heart or for someone to care about them. I mean, oh yeah, well that's true, but that doesn't make them famous. Famous has nothing to do with caring and heart. Famous means you're a household name. Everybody knows who you are. It's like when we get clients that want to be guests on show and they say, oh, you know this guy I got, he's famous. He may be famous in your community of health and wellness. As an example in the example, it's like some famous doctor, but the average person doesn't know who that doctor is. Okay, wand do you wait, wand do you know who Todd Bridges is? No proof and point right there?

14:05 We love you time. I did. Here's a pipe main fact. In nineteen eighty no, yeah, eighty nine, I was at the Roxbury Club for the oscars and that was when Todd Bridges got out of rehab and he was sitting next to me at the table at the Roxbury for the Oscars. So how many years ago was that rebel. As well? And he was at my table so he wasn't even famous then. He's famous for being a drug addict at that point in time.

14:51 But congratulations for keeping it clean, Todd. We appreciate you and we. Definitely Oh I love Todd Bridge. But you know what are you talking about? Willis? Do you know what that means? One? No, see, he just proved my point again. Okay, like unless they're a household name now, they are not famous. If they're famous, one would know who they are, okay. One one. Do you know who Taylor Swift is? I do? Yeah? Oh, okay, rebel, do you know who Taylor Swift is? Okay? So I guess we all know who she is, so she must be famous because everybody in the world knows who she is.

15:37 You have the numbers on line? Do you know who? One? Do you know who Pats are? Cyndi Lauper? No, they're not famous now, that's my point, rebel. They still mean something to people and they will still. That doesn't them famous now and meaning somebody something my grandchild means something to me. That doesn't mean he or she is famous. Well again, it's all in what is with you Louisiana people that just have all these screwed up ideas of what things mean. It's not a screwed up idea. And I mean, I appreciate my fans. I've been in lots of things that people don't know about.

16:19 But it's okay. But I still having fans doesn't make you famous. My daughter sleep slip fans. She's not famous and not and we're talking about actual box fans, by the way, don't take that wrong, okay, but yet you could have fans and not be famous. Does the whole country know who you are? Are you a household name or is it your little little cult, of your little sexual cult. I sleep with my fans, oh my god, not all of them anyway. But it's still it's how many, okay, how many of the three fans have you slept with?

17:00 Wrong? Answer? First of all, I have a big following, and I love you all. I'm sorry, and I don't mean to forget anybody. And I do remember she does have a lot of fans, and they're all probably I won't say it, but they might be doing something that they're. Not doing anything other than appreciating my work. Thank you very much. What it means are you that good at the sex? Is that why they appreciate your work? That's not the only work I do. Thank you very much that you admit it is work that you do. No, he just say it's not the only work that I do, which it can only mean that it is something you do. It's just not the only thing you do.

17:49 Oh, I wish we had insant replayce. Hey, do you get people to pay you for saying this stuff? People have paid me to say things? Yes, they do. What have they had you say? That's a concern on this show. Not give me one. You don't have to say who said it? What's the one most memorable thing somebody paid. You to do? Paid me to say or paid me to do? Two different things? Give me both to say. Yeah, I'll tell you.

18:31 What paid me to say? Someone paid me to you know that little scene that we did when Harry met Sally. Yeah, well someone paid me. To do something like that. How much did they pay you? Fifty bucks? Fifty bucks? That's pretty good, rebel, I know that's more. That's more than the crackh horse here on Broadway near where I live. And all I had to do was record a lesson, but it recording. Are they a repeat customer? Now? Are they going to pay you for the real thing? No? Are you only saying that because the law enforcement might be listening.

19:15 Law enforcement can listen because I can honestly say a law enforcement has paid me to do something. So therefore, I think it's more like the same thing as her approaching the cops in in South Florida, Like she thinks that she can do whatever you want, and you know the cops are worn. I think I can do whatever. First of all, you free said the actual What happened the guys staring at us? I couldn't see he was in a cop car. No, how do you know he was staring at us. He had the high beam QBAM. On before. On. He was sitting in the parking lot. Would you like me to tell you what he was doing?

19:57 Probably running your plates? Yes, he was running up. He was running the plates. He was calling back up. If you notice backup came. You started walking to a car and two other cop cars came. Yeah. Yeah, of course you don't, because you were too busy trying to go harass the police officers for flighting I was asking him. Oh yeah, he was being weird. Okay. So, for those of you weren't in that episode, we're at the studio two o'clock in the morning after event unloading my vehicle in a dark parking lot.

20:41 We were sitting there in the parking lot. We weren't with the vehicle backed up to the building, okay, and nobody else was there, and the cops come, hmm, I wonder why. And then dingbat over here gets and they shine the cubam on us and they say, over the thing, whose spell in your car? And she gets out of the car and I was out. Of the car first, and then he said, get back in the car. You're right, ma'am, get back in the car. What'd she do?

21:22 Keep walking towards him. You're lucky you didn't get shot. You only didn't get shot because you're from Louisiana. He didn't know that. Well, I'm just saying, because. You know. You're white. First of all, I'm not. But okay, you're not white. Okay, we're gonna have this argument again. Okay, one one. Okay, first of all, did you know that one is also white? Because when you check check off the things and it says you check off caucasion, that says, are you this Caucasian? Are you Hispanic?

22:02 So even the Hispanics are considered white. What makes you think because you have Italian in your blood that you're not white? Because I don't know why everybody's got to fit into a category. So it's not a category. It's genetics. It's genetics. It's not a category. When people came. Over here, learn your history, when people. Came over here, Oh, it's unedgit wait a bit. It's always the uneducated people telling everybody to learn their history. What was the highest grade level of school you went to to learn history? To learn history in high school? History?

22:43 Yet? Okay, so your high school education has taught you that you're not white. No, that is not why I continue with what you're saying. Then I considered Caucasian because when people came over here, they put you in a freaking box, and they only. Two boxes, two boxes to check you were either white or you were either. Did oh wait a minute, it wasn't African American back then, it was something else. But they put they visually saw they either saw white or I saw black, and they did nothing past that. Eventually they added Hispanic or not Hispanic, and other things like that.

23:27 They don't. You don't recognize Italian. They don't recognize. Because Italian is not a rage. Italian's not a race, It's it's a nationality. Do you not know the difference. It's like when my dad, when I was in first grade and we had this thing in school, and in school they basically wind me to go home as a project and find out what nationality I was. So I went home and I asked my dad what nationality I am? And I am Italian, I am also multiple other things. But my dad said, you're American. I'm like that, that's not the answer they want. But he was right in one sense, because that's where I was born. That's my nationality.

24:15 My background, My ancestry is Italian, Russian, Irish, English, Austrian, German, Polish, and a few more. That's the background. You are not nationality Italian unless you're born in Italy and lived there. Okay, that's nationality. Skin color has zero to do with your nationality. Yes, certain skin colors are more prominent in certain nations, okay, But nationality and your race are not the same.

25:05 Well, Unfortunately, I fit in the human race. I agree with that. You know, show human, but show me an application form with the box where next to us says human race, they don't have one. I do believe that one race to human race only for uniting us and ending racism. But the bottom line is there are different races, and we should all love each other. We should all love each other. But I can tell you what my grandchildren would be. Pissed that you're saying you're not white. I'm being blunt right now. I'm olive.

25:45 There is no such thing as olive, because white's really just occasion. Yeah, why. Are only two colors in his box? Why there are two colors? There are vari not your race. I want to explain it. If you're olive, does that make me cactus? Cactus is green olive? No, cactus isn't always green. You can go buy a pink cactus. Wait, see perfect example. There's different types of cacti, different types of cacti, they're not all green, okay, exactly different types of people, which are different races, different races.

26:34 You are not olive. I've seen you in person. You're not olive. You're not like a tan Italian. I am a. Color. Okay, So Jay. Also, by the way, Jay said before that Italian is white and guys I have always joked that I was a rice cracker. I'm guessing his half Asian, half white. Let's see what his answer is. No, we're not talking about nationality. I just said, Asian is a race. Asian is a race.

27:21 That's Asia. It's not a country. Asia is not a country. Rebel nationalities are based on countries, not continents. But they all races from different continents. The European continents generically a white race, a Caucasian race. Then there's the Asian Asia, which is Asian. Then there's African that has both white and guess what, they don't have African Americans because they're just Africans. I'm aware of this. But when you're talking about a box that you have to check. Caucasian, Jay said, he's part Japanese. Japanese is a nationality, Asian is part of his race. That's the difference. So race is more indicative of a continent. Race is more indicative of a continent than it's not indicative of a country.

28:17 Nationality is indicative of a country. But they don't have nationality boxes. They have, Yes they do, Yes, they do. What world do you live in? What world do you live in? I've had to fill out my nationality. I can't say how many times on applications they asked what what race you are and what nationality you are? They are two different things, American. But there's always that box that you either have to check off. Caucasian. That's not a race, it's not a nationality. It's just a color. It's just what they fit all wait. Wait wait, okay, okay, wait, wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait okay, now we got you. Okay, We're not even gonna get to the rest of the part of show because this moronic conversation. Okay, Caucasian, are you ready for the actual definition? I have to take my glasses off to read it. Are you ready for the actual definition?

29:16 For miseducated high school education of history, white skinned of European origin. That is the exact definition of Caucasian. There's also another one that it says relating to the Caucasus. That's where Caucasian comes from it and also the definition that's the adjective. Now, the adjective definition, the noun definition is a white person, a person of European originer, and both of them say North American. Okay, so I mean, like just actual real history and research has debumped your philosophy.

30:08 What else do you guys say? Actual history says that they checked off a box. They look at you and if you fit fit in this category with this, if you weren't in this multiple color category that was as close to white as you get, they put you in a different category. They have separated people for years, so why did. They separated by continent? It makes sense. There's seven continents, it makes sense. It makes sense that nationality it should be the country. Okay, Jay says, I checked the Caucasian and Asian Pacific Islander boxes. So see he has to check two boxes because he's both Caucasian and Asian because there are two different races.

30:54 Technically, I have to check two boxes to uh, the Caucasian one and Hispanic one. Yup, because they put them in two different categories. So for the first one you have to say Caucasian and then for the second one you have to say whether you are Hispanic or not. So they steal categories us white. But then they ask you are you Hispanic? Yes or no? Exactly? Okay? So wait, wait, wait, wait. They could just add hispanic to the list. But they Yeah, I figured out the problem. Okay. She lives in Louisiana, so when she has to check off boxes, the boxes she has to pick from, are these are her races? I notice because thing one of something she said to my daughter. Okay, here's the choices. Redneck, hillbilly, cracker, dev it, paranormal. That's the Louisiana and the categories. Those are the races in Louisiana. Which ones do you under?

32:01 I don't check the boxes, okay, but. If you were to fit, you can pick multiple ones. Are you do you consider yourself a redneck? No? That makes her a hillbilly. Well, there's no hills in Louisiana, so she's probably not a hillba, but not the kind that have hillbillies. Okay, we're not talking about the garbage dump rebel. Okay, all right, And how about cracker. I'm not a cracker, I don't believe. So do you know where cracker is? Do you know why they call them crackers? Pretty much? And no, I don't fin that category. Okay. Crackers are people from Florida that their ancestry were the people that had slaves, and the reason they were called crackers is because they used to crack the whip on their slaves, not that category. Are you sure?

32:56 I'm one hundred positive. I just learned something new today. I always thought crackers was a reference to crack. It. It would make sense, it really would. But no, let's crackhead. You're confusing cracker to crackhead. Okay, but very much of the time they are the same. Okay, just second, Okay, you sound like Thing one, rebel. Okay, for those of you that are just tuning into the show for the first time, Thing one and Thing two are my two ex wives. Okay, Thing one half her family is redneck. Half her family is hillbilly for real. And one day, one day I go over to her house with my youngest daughter. My youngest dar is saying something and then my my ex is saying something and and Rachel's like, mom, I'm not a redneck and she and this was dead serious.

34:02 It's what'sn't even joking. Thing one said to her, Oh, yes you are, it's in your blood. And she goes, mom, redneck is not a nationality or a genetic thing or anything like that. That's what you're sounding like, rebel. It's like you're making things that aren't nationalities or aren't races. You're confusing able because redneck is not a race, nor a nationality, nor does it run in your blood. It just means you use a community napkin. You don't know that story again, Wand doesn't know it. Okay, true story.

34:48 I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I must have been on some good drugs way back in the day because the first time I went over thing One's parents' house for a meal, we're seeing that table. Now, I come from high class, high functioning attics from the Northeast. Okay, leave the attic at the equation. But I said to high functioning, high class because they were big on table manners. Huge, Like my mother, if my elbow was on the table, she smacked it off the table. And you know, you had to wear a napkin on your lap all the time, all the good table manners. So I'm at I'm that person.

35:28 No matter where I am, I'm wearing a napkin on my lap if I'm eating. Okay, And so we're over this house and dinner's there, and I turned to thing one and I whisper, I'm like, where's the napkins, and she's like, oh, yeah, no, we use a community towel. And there literally was a towel in the middle of the table for the whole family to use. You might be a redneck if and why do we think those people who are screaming freedom the loudest and screaming immigration the loudest, why do we think they are our role models?

36:19 That's what I want to know. Goodness gracious, yes, that's what I say. Oh God, it's been to day. What else was I supposed to talk about today? Anyway? What did you read the email? I said, Okay, so tell me what I'm supposed to I don't even remember because you got me so riled up. I don't even know what I know what we're supposed to talk about. Hey, you go do the research of what I said. But in the meantime, I'm gonna do something else. You know what I'm gonna do, Rebel, what are you gonna do?

37:00 I'm not going to Disney World, but I am going to ship Rocked in twenty twenty six, and I think everybody watching should be too. There is a place, a realm, where myths awaken and the seas echo with ancient tailors the journey there, weeks of fire and skin and blood shed in its honor, the dust of battles and ever falling on forgotten men who never lived to tell the tailor that we must go, We must see our olympus. Is that fucking papyrus?

38:29 Oh, that's more like it. I love the end of that. Is that fucking papyrus? Like that shocked me when I heard that end part. It didn't shock you to see the guy taking off his pants. I didn't notice that part. Are you look at that? Why are you looking at that? I thought it was funny. Rock stays on ship rock unless you make it to the commercial. Ah, oh my god. It was like it was like so subliminal. It was like only for like two seconds, and then he jumped over to the next part. I didn't even notice. I saw it on the ship. I've seen it a few times before this. I didn't even notice it covered the whole frame. Wow. We are going to be doing a giveaway probably again this year for ship Rocked, and we're gonna have a code for buying ship Rocked for gain one hundred dollars on board credit.

39:26 Probably but here Okay, So I think one was brilliant this week. Just just the antithesis of swamp nut. Okay, And do you know what antithesis means? Swamp nut? Obviously? What does it mean? Oh you talked about the commercial. Oh do you know what antithesis means? You obviously don't thank you? Well, it's not the same. The great Louisiana education. There it is right there. Okay, so it means opposite. Okay, Like, listen to the context.

40:14 He could have figured it out. They don't even teach common sense in Louisi You know what the fuck. Clearly? Okay. But Wan was brilliant because he knows something in the Super Bowl I did not. So I'm gonna let wand say what he noticed, give him credit, and then he could run this commercial that we can talk about because this is now I know that this is the coolest Pipeman commercial on all of the Super Bowl. Okay, Like I can't believe Harrison Ford did a pipe main commercial that was so cool. All right, tell us about one. So this played during the Super Bowl. This is a Jeep commercial with Harrison Ford where slow.

40:55 Down, Down, I have a Jeep the pipe jeep go ahead. Yes, And he mentioned he had a line during the commercial where he mentions life doesn't come with an owner's manual, which is the title of the Pipemin's book. Can we show them that you have to? The longest thing we ever do is live our lives. But life doesn't come with an owner's manual. Might have been nice, but that means we get to write our own stories. Freedom is yes.

41:42 Or no, or. Maybe freedom is for everybody, but it is in true, it's earned. There are real heroes in the world, but not the ones in the movies. Real heroes are humble, they're not driven by pride. Pride is a terrible driver. The freedom is the roar of one man's injury and the silence of another's. Freedom is the ability to inspire.

42:24 The most sacred thing in life isn't the path. It's the freedom to choose. You don't have to be friends with someone to wave at them. We won't always agree. On which way to go, but our differences can be our strength. So choose, but choose wisely. Choose what makes you happy? My friends, my family, my work. Make me happy. It's cheap, makes me happy. Give him what my name is?

43:06 That's my elen. Miss Mac get out there right, your own. So I love that commercial. Okay, I love that wand brought up because I was probably too busy flirting with the bartender trying to get a group on going and miss that commercial. But first of all, I want to say, the end of that commercial is freaking brilliant. Whoever wrote that is brilliant because the fact that he did the whole forward thing that was cool. Also, I will tell you, as a jeep owner, no, you can't just wave it to everybody. It's a jeep thing. Like you know, I had a friend that she was in a mini coop and she's trying to tell me, oh, yeah, the mini coop does that too. I'm like, no, you guys are just trying to make something new up. Okay, the jeep wave is the wave. There's an actual way to do the jeep wave. So no, I won't wave to anybody unless they have a jeep otherwise just a bunch of dirt bags. Just kidding. I waved to everybody. I love everybody, But that was brilliant. And do you have a picture of my book somewhere there?

44:24 On? So go to Amazon dot com look up who said life doesn't come with an owner's manuel? Because my mother said the same thing. Life doesn't go with an owner's manuel. So you know what I did. I wrote it, and so you could go to Amazon. You could get in hardcover, paperback or ebook. Do we have the picture? I can't find any No. Don't worry about then, well Google you'll find it and then bring it up later in the meantime. While you're finding that, here's what I want to talk about, are you? Oh? You know what we were going to do yesterday and travel too? I forgot. I just noticed. I'm going to save it for next week. I found a cool place where you can literally sleep with wolves. Yeah, it's hot, right, rebel, Because I know you people in Louisiana. You like bestiality with wolves, being all the paranormal shit. You know.

45:22 We still do not. Well they do in Florida. Why not Louisiana. You know, several years ago we had to actually make a law in this stupid state and that outlawed best reality. How screwed up are your citizens if you have to make that law. The funniest part about it, though, is our brilliant lawmakers in this state, when passing that law, wrote it the wrong way and outlawed all sex in Florida, and it still is on the books. So if you buy the group on the pipe main group on, okay, if you buy the group on, there's a disclaimer okay, because I cannot confirm nor deny your purchase of that group on because sex is completely illegal in the state of Florida. It's also illegal, by the way, to cohabitate with the opposite sex. If it's the same sex, it's cool, you know, you can go. Because they're so stupid they don't realize that the same sex might be having sexual relations without marriage too. That's how you know, the Christian Coalition, that's how they think, you know, like, oh, listen, maybe Jesus had sex without marriage because he wasn't married. Oh he didn't have any kids never mind. Okay, so uh yeah, there it is who said life doesn't come with an owner's manual. I have to laugh too, because I can't

46:56 tell you how many times I've asked if that's me on the front. I'm like, no, that's not me. I am on the back, but not on the front. So you can pull that downs like a person should put rebel in the middle, because it covered up whoever was in the middle. Okay, and like she's kind of scary. Okay, that Louisiana vibe is scary. I just remember being in her territory and being scared to death, okay, because I am an Italian Jew from New York and New Jersey and I have no business being in Louisiana none. Whats that. If that's how you feel, imagine how I would feel.

47:38 Oh yeh No. But they still lynch Jews there, Okay, they're very I think they're more. I think they're more anti Jewish than anti Mexican there one, because they get a lot of people from Mexico and Louisiana, you know. Otherwise, how are they how would they have somebody motor plantains? How do you mow up plantane? No? Yeah, we'll puts all over word. Okay. So here here's uh, here's the thing. Okay, So what else is going on on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. Let me tell you what's going on because we're about the end of the show Friday, the day after tomorrow. But I was almost gonna say tomorrow. I did that last week too. I even called on on Thursday and I'm like, uh, did I ask you about how did show? How the show go like that's tomorrow. I'm like, fuck, I did it again.

48:44 I think it's a new thing, Like I'm eliminating Thursdays out of my life nowadays. Okay, but Thursday's on new the new Monday. So this this weekend, there's some cool stuff. Before I talk about the cool stuff, can you play the group on commercial real quick? Because I'm gonna do a group on promo for this weekend's events. Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipeman all night long, and then serve the Pipeman. Breakfast and then get the hell out.

49:25 That's the Pipemin group on The group on special is normally one ninety nine, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just call into the show right now five sixty one six two three nine four two nine, and you too can have the Pipemin groupon. I had the group on. You should too. There it is the pipe Man group. And so this weekend I will be making appearances. First of all, the Rensiance Festival is still going on this weekend. I have too many other events. I did it last weekend. I won't be doing it this weekend, but I recommend everybody go.

50:12 I love the Renfest here in South Florida is one of the best in the whole country. So I don't care where you're from, you need to come to Florida and go to Renfest. It's the only thing that Florida has that we can say is the best in the country. Okay, and uh, you caught that, rebel. Okay. So, and then I'm going to some Palm beach show. It's gonna be really cool with art and antiques and jewelry and all kinds of cool stuff. And I'm also going to you Friday, Valentine's Day, I'm going to a hot air balloon festival that's so hot. So anybody, well, anybody that decides I want to go to the hot air balloon thing with me, they will get a free group on. They're gonna get a free group on. They're gonna be get a free group on. Okay. And then I never did talk about yesterday.

51:10 Well I talk about next week. Remind me, Rebel. I said about the proposal in the hot air balloon, but I didn't say about the marriage and where that is. So we out to tune in next Tuesday, Travel Tuesday for that, and you'll see a whole different me on Monday, because that's motivational me as I am a motivational speaker, just not on this show, okay. And so it's gotten controversial lately, which is kind of weird because I'm not normally like that, but some things have just triggered me. So but we will have a great show on Monday. If you want some help motivation for your personal life, your business life, your health and wellness or anything like that, tune in Monday one pm Eastern Time, W four cyradiow four cy dot com Tuesday's Travel Tuesday, where we talk more about the Pipemin Radio Tour, the Pipeman Homeless Tour, and all kinds of travel stuff and this new thing that I'm doing called Surf for the Heart. You're gonna find I want to find out more about that. Wednesday is just what the fuck Wednesday? Because like, how many times in my life in twenty twenty five do I have to say what the fuck? I don't get it.

52:15 I don't get the world we're living in right now. I don't get rebel at all. I don't get Louisiana at all and you know what I don't know, but what I will tell you is we're doing ticket giveaways. Okay, we are actively If you go to Pipeman Radio on all socials anywhere and you DM me, we're doing free tickets to rock to South rock the country. We're Bourbon and beyond, gonna be louder than life. I just got a thing yesterday that they want me to send the proposal to give away tickets for that. Aftershock Rock Klahoma, I'll be at Hellfest, I'll be at Bloodstock, I'll be at Download, I'll be at There's another new one that's coming up i'mpplying for right now that we'll talk about.

53:01 A'llbe at Warped Tour. Can return the Warped Tour? How about that? And there's a couple that are coming up real soon. And I'm really excited about. You Got Sonic Temple, you got Incarceration, you Got Welcome to Rockville. Ink is one of my favorites because I love going to prison to see a festival. Incarceration America's Rock, Metal and Tattoo Festival with a slipnod following in reverse. Five Finger Dead Punch You plus Marilyn Manson Three Days Grace Are two Knockloose Slam of God Markway Drive, I prevail in this moment and so many more. Report to the Ohio State Reformatory on July eighteen through twenty and twenty twenty five to face your sitting saying three days of Rock Tattoos and the return.

53:44 Of the Haunted Blood. Prison passes for incarceration or on sale. Now at incarceration dot com. It is my jem. Maybe it's not your gym. Maybe you're a fishhead. So if you're a fervident Beyond Fourbon and Beyond the world, I'm pushing showing. It's not showing. Why is that happening? One? It was showing we can took it off, right? Is it showing now? No? Yes see it was. I'll play for my end. Yeah, you do it. Fourbon and Beyond the world's largest Fourbon food and music festival returns with Fish Saw Noah.

54:32 Kan It is Decesednother. Step Stergil Simpson, Illumineers plus Jack White, Vinson, Boone Crungvin, Alabama Shicks, Change the Elephant, Ringo Star Daniel ray Liff and The Night Sweat Dolls and many. More Urban and Beyond returns to Louisville September eleven to fourteen. Passes are on sale now at fourbonanbyond dot com. We got free passes for that if you want to go. And I'm just gonna tell you right now that I am in the major conflict people, because I normally do riot Fest. It's the same weekend as Bourbon Beyond. You stu Bourbon Beyond all the time. I've been doing riot Fest lately, and this year you got Ringo Star is going to be at Bourbon Beyond and I want to interview him. So who knows I might be at the Bourbon Beyond, you might be at riot Fest. You'll have to tune in every week to find out. But we are going to do ticket giveaways right here on the Adventures pipe Man W four cy Radio W four cy dot com. Follow me on pipe Man Radio everywhere. Send me your comments, send me what you want to hear on the show, what you want me to do on the show. Send me all your hate, send me all your troll and I love it all. We'll use it all on the show. Thanks for listening, Thanks for being here today, and if you listen to the rest of the week you'll hear some interviews, and next week we'll be back live on Monday with Motivational Monday, Travel Tuesday, and what the Fuck Wednesday? Roll it one.

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