Feb. 12, 2025

Forget Wacky! It’s Now WTF Wednesday! WTF is Going on & WTF Do You Want to Discuss?

It’s WTF Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 12 of The Adventures of Pipeman.  

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/12/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at http://www.w4cy.com.  

We changed the theme from Wacky Wednesday to WTF Wednesday.  Both are fitting, but WTF...

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It’s WTF Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 12 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/12/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

We changed the theme from Wacky Wednesday to WTF Wednesday. Both are fitting, but WTF just says it all about the show, everyday life, and the world. Tell us your WTF stories and moments. Meanwhile , this is the day where “Who Knows and Anything Goes!”

What do Harrison Ford, Jeep, The Superbowl and “Who Said Life Doesn’t Come With an Owner’s Manual?” have to do with The Adventures of Pipeman? Let’s find out on today’s episode.

The Adventures of Pipeman continues as we discuss our coverage this week of events on The Pipeman Radio Tour. We are giving away tickets to Bourbon & Beyond and Inkcarceration plus some Shiprocked 2026 announcements with a recap of Shiprocked 2025.

Want to WIN! Watch and listen for your chance to WIN tickets to Rock The Country, Rock The South, Bourbon and Beyond, Inkcarceration and other festivals we are giving tickets away for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

Plus, Pipeman will rant in his segment PipePeeves. We are going to rant about all the comments on our reels about Phish and The Grateful Dead. The votes were on the Pipeman Caricature that was created at Shiprocked and we have the final copy to review and discuss.

WTF national day is it? Rebel runs this segment and she will go through all the National days it is. Pipeman’s favorites today are Hug Day and Lincoln's Birthday. Listen and comment to us which your favorites are.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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I com list PONKASS number one internet radio station.

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Here's your host, the Fight Man.

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Yo.

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What the fuck Wednesday? That's where we're at on the

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Adventures of Pipe Man. We decided last week it's no

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longer Wacky Wednesday, It's what the fuck Wednesday? And what

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the fuck? Before the show, I was on a phone call.

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I got off, had two minutes to go for the

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phone call, and I had my sunglasses somewhere. I remembered

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grabbing them, but I couldn't find them. They weren't on

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the studio table. I went everywhere looking for them. Guess

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where they were? Right here, I slid into my shirt.

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How many of us have done that a million times?

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It's either on your head, in your shirt, or your

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keys or in your hand. Where are your keys? Let's

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find out from the pipe nuts right here on the

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Adventures pipe Man W four CY Radio W four cy

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dot com. Bring them on. That would mean now that

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happening right now? Oh look, oh, look at you, Rebelly.

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I don't recognize you without your glasses or your weird hats.

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You look a lot better the other way. Just being honest,

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But what do you think, mom? How many times have

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you done something like that with your sunglasses or your keys?

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I am not at that stage yet.

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It's not a stage. It's not stage. It's a joke.

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Teenagers do it like you can't even remember your name

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half the time, and you're talking about stages and listen

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my name, thank you. I want to do I want

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you to do me a favor. Okay, First of all,

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have you hooked up the new USB connector?

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I did, but I'm not on it today.

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Okay, is your mic still the same way it was

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the other day? I want you to show all the

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viewers what you think should be done with a mic. Okay,

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I'm gonna do it because this is my what the

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fuck Wednesday right here? Like when I saw this, I

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was like, what the fuck? Okay, let's see. Come on,

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let's move the camera now, not the camera. Oh okay,

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you have to move the camera. You can't move the mic.

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Not in front of the camera.

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Now, let's just put it this way. She turned the

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mic into what looks like a hornet's nest instead of

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a mic. Okay, which originally the caricature that I had

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was the mic looked probably, but that's what it was.

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He probably saw your mic with all the rolex around,

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and that's what he thought of mike should look like. Okay,

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I'm just telling you because isn't that remember the original one?

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That's what it looked like. Okay, So now you want

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to show me alone on the screen, and or you

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could show the caricature. I have it on my background,

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but that's the old one. Now look at that. Okay,

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that's kind of like what rebel per mic looks like,

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except it's much bigger. It's like a hornet nest. That

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looks like I'm about to whack somebody with my brush.

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Doesn't look like Mike. It looks like I'm about to

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whack somebody with my brush. Okay, so now, and I've

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never made a facial expression like that, but it is

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a caricature. Okay, let's see. Oh look at this, we

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got haters. I love it. Put us all back on,

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put us all back on. Look at that. Look at

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this hate comment. I love gaining hate common Well you

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know what, why are they here?

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Then? You know?

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Like that's what I laugh about. I laugh about people

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that troll on socials or troll shows and they want

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to make all these negative comments. But listen, does anybody

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know that Howard Stern's biggest listener bas is the people

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that hate them. It's like three times the people that

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like them, and they stay on an hour and a

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half longer. Like, what is wrong with you people? If

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you don't If I like something, I'm not watching, I

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don't bother wasting my time making comment. But anyway, just

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so you know, okay, the reason we're doing this is

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because somebody on ship Rock made a caricature and I

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promised them that I would promote it on my show.

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So my show, my discussion you don't like it?

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Bye?

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Okay, yeah, now put up the new one one, dude,

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do you or do you have the new one? Or

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just put me up?

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Yeah, I'll put you up.

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Okay. What kind of engineer are you? Come there?

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You go?

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Okay, and take off the top part so we can

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see the full caricature of the overlay. Okay, So what

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do you think of this? You guys made some comments

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on this. What do you think of this? Rebel?

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I like this one.

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Yes, see it looks like a microphone. My hands are

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closer up to the mic. That's more to facial expression

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that was in the picture. It reflects my blue hair better. Uh,

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what about you one?

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I still think the flag needs to go up more

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because the flag is usually right up against a mic,

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and then you would hold it underneath the flag.

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Now that is true, except I am holding the mic

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like that in the picture. So he caught that pretty good.

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And then another thing I had them change over there.

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See this is what's not showing in the background. It

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has you know, our information, but it has our QR

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code over there where my name is. But everybody look

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at this. Go check out this guy. He was the

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one doing all the caricatures on ship rocked and he

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is bad ass. Hey, since I'm over this side, rebel,

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maybe you shouldn't do it because you have a Louisiana education. One,

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can you please read to people what his website address is,

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phone number and all that stuff, because I'm all way

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in the other room to get out of the way, all.

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Right, so says the phone number is seven eight six

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three two zero two zero eight five.

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Awesome.

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What about the website address? Is there one? There there is? Yes,

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I think read it out read it. Oh, you can't

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really read. It's long.

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Huh No, it's I don't know what well, what's the

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first word?

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Who r E s t E s G A r

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t E A c h E R scott w I

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x s I.

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It's a wix.

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That's his name, right or Oreste?

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Yes?

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Correct, so Orestes.

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I'll have to talk to him. He needs to get

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a shorter link because nobody will remember that. Yeah, okay,

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so we got another comment here. We can bring you

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guys back on.

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Can you read the comments because I can't see.

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Well even one of our uh you know, one of

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our watchers here, it says, but you're still watching, like

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I don't even know how people have time to do

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shit like that. I have no time in my life

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to do erroneous, wasteful time. Talk about waste of time.

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He said, what a waste of time, idiot discussion. Well,

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that was a waste of your time right in that.

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But I love it. Thanks for the comments. I love

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comments negative positive. Listen, there's no such Lissie has bad publicity.

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Let's call it what it is. But we got a

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lot going on this weekend though. What we have to

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talk about on the pipe Man Radio Tour.

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Wait before you get there, do you have to be

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in person for the character caricaturists to do that?

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Or can you send a picture?

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I sent?

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I sent a picture, so you can send a picture. Awesome.

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That's right, that's right, that's right. Okay, what else do

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you want to know? Rebel?

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I just wanted to know. We had someone type me,

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text me personally and ask that question, so figured out

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to ask.

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I'm going to message the guy. Okay. I think I

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used a terrible background this week because I keep meshing

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to that red. So I'm just stay in the yellow.

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I gotta get the new green screen in here because

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it's ridiculous. But uh, here's what I was gonna say, Rebel,

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do you have a picture consistency of caricature? I asked

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him if he would make for you, you have a

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picture of you performing fillatio on the KKK.

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I do not have that.

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Sorry.

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By the way, do you know what cameo is? Either

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one of you?

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Yes?

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Do you one the app?

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Yes?

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Yes?

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Okay, so I want you both describe to you what

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you think cameo is.

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For a second, it's a quick way to pay somebody

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to get you to get them to do things for you.

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That's that's that's only fans, okay. One, it's the same thing. Really, No,

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cameo is for famous people, so you can get a

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cameo from a famous person. That's why it's called cameo. One,

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am I right? You want?

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Yeah, it's like if you want to add someone to

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the video.

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Yeah. No, cameo is actually an app where you like

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people pay you to do. What a cameo is. They

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just do a video where they addressed to you a cameo,

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just like in a movie or a TV show. But

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it does say that famous a.

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Happy birthday or something.

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It's not famous people, but it's supposed to be. That's

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what it was developed for. In fact, let's do this.

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You may be right, rebel, Let's find out because we're

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gonna say, you know, this is what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna say former co hosts one. Yes, I know

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anybody can do it. It's not supposed to be for anybody.

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Here's the description on Cameo's website. Are you ready cameo

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personalized videos featuring your favorite stars? Stars are famous people.

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It is for just stars and yes, if you go

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to that person's cameo, the description makes it out like

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that person's famous.

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Well, and you know, are you talking A listers or

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a B C?

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Famous means how many B listeners are you consider famous time.

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Most of the time it does mean it would insinuate

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A listers. But there's B movie people that are pretty

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famous too.

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So and there's name one name one that has not

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been in an A movie, Like they all start off

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at B.

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One thing.

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Well, yeah, exactly, well mine, but he or or Todd Bridges,

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I mean they were A listers and.

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No kind of yeah, Todd Bridges is not famous anymore.

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He was famous once. Yeah, So that's it's like bands

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that were famous twenty years ago that still think they're

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rock stars, okay, and nobody even cares. Yes we do,

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but it's okay, what do you care about, rebel? What

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do you care about?

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Right?

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I don't think that everybody needs to be on the

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quote unquote a list to be you know, to be

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in somebody's heart or for someone to care about them.

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I mean, oh yeah, well that's true, but that doesn't

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make them famous. Famous has nothing to do with caring

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and heart. Famous means you're a household name. Everybody knows

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who you are. It's like when we get clients that

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want to be guests on show and they say, oh,

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you know this guy I got, he's famous. He may

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be famous in your community of health and wellness. As

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an example in the example, it's like some famous doctor,

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but the average person doesn't know who that doctor is. Okay,

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wand do you wait, wand do you know who Todd

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Bridges is? No proof and point right there?

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We love you time.

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I did.

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Here's a pipe main fact. In nineteen eighty no, yeah,

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eighty nine, I was at the Roxbury Club for the

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oscars and that was when Todd Bridges got out of

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rehab and he was sitting next to me at the

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table at the Roxbury for the Oscars. So how many

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years ago was that rebel.

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As well?

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And he was at my table so he wasn't even

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famous then. He's famous for being a drug addict at

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that point in time.

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But congratulations for keeping it clean, Todd. We appreciate you

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and we.

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Definitely Oh I love Todd Bridge. But you know what

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are you talking about? Willis? Do you know what that means?

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One?

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No, see, he just proved my point again. Okay, like

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unless they're a household name now, they are not famous.

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If they're famous, one would know who they are, okay.

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One one. Do you know who Taylor Swift is?

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I do?

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Yeah?

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Oh, okay, rebel, do you know who Taylor Swift is?

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Okay?

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So I guess we all know who she is, so

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she must be famous because everybody in the world knows

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who she is.

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You have the numbers on line?

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Do you know who?

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One? Do you know who Pats are? Cyndi Lauper?

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No, they're not famous now, that's my point, rebel.

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They still mean something to people and they will still.

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That doesn't them famous now and meaning somebody something my

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grandchild means something to me. That doesn't mean he or

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she is famous. Well again, it's all in what is

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with you Louisiana people that just have all these screwed

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up ideas of what things mean.

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It's not a screwed up idea. And I mean, I

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appreciate my fans. I've been in lots of things that

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people don't know about.

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But it's okay.

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But I still having fans doesn't make you famous. My

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daughter sleep slip fans. She's not famous and not and

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we're talking about actual box fans, by the way, don't

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take that wrong, okay, but yet you could have fans

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and not be famous. Does the whole country know who

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you are? Are you a household name or is it

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your little little cult, of your little sexual cult.

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I sleep with my fans, oh my god, not all

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of them anyway.

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But it's still it's how many, okay, how many of

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the three fans have you slept with?

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Wrong? Answer?

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First of all, I have a big following, and I

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love you all. I'm sorry, and I don't mean to

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forget anybody.

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And I do remember she does have a lot of fans,

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and they're all probably I won't say it, but they

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might be doing something that they're.

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Not doing anything other than appreciating my work. Thank you

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very much.

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What it means are you that good at the sex?

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Is that why they appreciate your work?

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That's not the only work I do.

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Thank you very much that you admit it is work

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that you do. No, he just say it's not the

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only work that I do, which it can only mean

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that it is something you do. It's just not the

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only thing you do.

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Oh, I wish we had insant replayce.

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Hey, do you get people to pay you for saying

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this stuff?

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People have paid me to say things? Yes, they do.

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What have they had you say?

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That's a concern on this show.

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Not give me one. You don't have to say who

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said it? What's the one most memorable thing somebody paid.

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You to do?

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Paid me to say or paid me to do? Two

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different things?

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Give me both to say. Yeah, I'll tell you.

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What paid me to say?

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Someone paid me to you know that little scene that

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we did when Harry met Sally.

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Yeah, well someone paid me.

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To do something like that.

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How much did they pay you?

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Fifty bucks?

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Fifty bucks? That's pretty good, rebel, I know that's more.

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That's more than the crackh horse here on Broadway near

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where I live.

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And all I had to do was record a lesson,

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but it recording.

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Are they a repeat customer?

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Now?

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Are they going to pay you for the real thing?

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No?

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Are you only saying that because the law enforcement might

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be listening.

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Law enforcement can listen because I can honestly say a

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law enforcement has paid me to do something.

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So therefore, I think it's more like the same thing

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as her approaching the cops in in South Florida, Like

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she thinks that she can do whatever you want, and

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you know the cops are worn. I think I can

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do whatever.

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First of all, you free said the actual What happened

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the guys staring at us?

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I couldn't see he was in a cop car.

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No, how do you know he was staring at us.

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He had the high beam QBAM.

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On before.

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On.

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He was sitting in the parking lot.

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Would you like me to tell you what he was doing?

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Probably running your plates?

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Yes, he was running up. He was running the plates.

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He was calling back up. If you notice backup came.

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You started walking to a car and two other cop

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cars came. Yeah. Yeah, of course you don't, because you

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were too busy trying to go harass the police officers

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for flighting I was asking him. Oh yeah, he was

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being weird. Okay. So, for those of you weren't in

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that episode, we're at the studio two o'clock in the

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morning after event unloading my vehicle in a dark parking lot.

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We were sitting there in the parking lot.

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We weren't with the vehicle backed up to the building, okay,

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and nobody else was there, and the cops come, hmm,

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I wonder why. And then dingbat over here gets and

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they shine the cubam on us and they say, over

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the thing, whose spell in your car? And she gets

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out of the car and I was out.

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Of the car first, and then he said, get back

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in the car.

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You're right, ma'am, get back in the car. What'd she do?

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Keep walking towards him. You're lucky you didn't get shot.

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You only didn't get shot because you're from Louisiana. He

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didn't know that. Well, I'm just saying, because.

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You know.

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You're white.

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First of all, I'm not.

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But okay, you're not white. Okay, we're gonna have this

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argument again. Okay, one one. Okay, first of all, did

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you know that one is also white? Because when you

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check check off the things and it says you check

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off caucasion, that says, are you this Caucasian? Are you Hispanic?

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So even the Hispanics are considered white. What makes you

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think because you have Italian in your blood that you're

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not white?

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Because I don't know why everybody's got to fit into

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a category.

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So it's not a category. It's genetics. It's genetics. It's

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not a category.

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When people came.

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Over here, learn your history, when people.

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Came over here, Oh, it's unedgit wait a bit. It's

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always the uneducated people telling everybody to learn their history.

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What was the highest grade level of school you went

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to to learn history?

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To learn history in high school? History?

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Yet?

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Okay, so your high school education has taught you that

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you're not white. No, that is not why I continue

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with what you're saying.

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Then I considered Caucasian because when people came over here,

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they put you in a freaking box, and they only.

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Two boxes, two boxes to check you were either white

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or you were either.

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Did oh wait a minute, it wasn't African American back then,

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it was something else. But they put they visually saw

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they either saw white or I saw black, and they

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did nothing past that. Eventually they added Hispanic or not Hispanic,

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and other things like that.

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They don't.

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You don't recognize Italian. They don't recognize.

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Because Italian is not a rage. Italian's not a race,

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It's it's a nationality. Do you not know the difference.

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It's like when my dad, when I was in first

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grade and we had this thing in school, and in

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school they basically wind me to go home as a

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project and find out what nationality I was. So I

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went home and I asked my dad what nationality I am?

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And I am Italian, I am also multiple other things.

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But my dad said, you're American. I'm like that, that's

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not the answer they want. But he was right in

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one sense, because that's where I was born. That's my nationality.

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My background, My ancestry is Italian, Russian, Irish, English, Austrian, German, Polish,

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and a few more. That's the background. You are not

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nationality Italian unless you're born in Italy and lived there. Okay,

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that's nationality. Skin color has zero to do with your nationality. Yes,

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certain skin colors are more prominent in certain nations, okay,

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But nationality and your race are not the same.

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Well, Unfortunately, I fit in the human race.

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I agree with that.

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You know, show human, but show me an application form

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with the box where next to us says human race,

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they don't have one.

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I do believe that one race to human race only

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for uniting us and ending racism. But the bottom line

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is there are different races, and we should all love

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each other. We should all love each other. But I

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can tell you what my grandchildren would be. Pissed that

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you're saying you're not white. I'm being blunt right now.

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I'm olive.

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There is no such thing as olive, because white's really

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just occasion. Yeah, why.

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Are only two colors in his box?

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Why there are two colors? There are vari not your race.

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I want to explain it.

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If you're olive, does that make me cactus? Cactus is

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green olive?

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No, cactus isn't always green. You can go buy a

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pink cactus. Wait, see perfect example. There's different types of cacti,

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different types of cacti, they're not all green, okay, exactly

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different types of people, which are different races, different races.

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You are not olive. I've seen you in person. You're

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not olive. You're not like a tan Italian.

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I am a.

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Color. Okay, So Jay. Also, by the way, Jay said

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before that Italian is white and guys I have always

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joked that I was a rice cracker.

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I'm guessing his half Asian, half white.

463
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Let's see what his answer is. No, we're not talking

464
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:19.079
about nationality. I just said, Asian is a race. Asian

465
00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:20.160
is a race.

466
00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:22.240
That's Asia.

467
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:25.559
It's not a country. Asia is not a country. Rebel

468
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:31.720
nationalities are based on countries, not continents. But they all

469
00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:38.119
races from different continents. The European continents generically a white race,

470
00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:42.720
a Caucasian race. Then there's the Asian Asia, which is Asian.

471
00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:46.960
Then there's African that has both white and guess what,

472
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:50.400
they don't have African Americans because they're just Africans.

473
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:55.720
I'm aware of this. But when you're talking about a

474
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:57.240
box that you have to check.

475
00:27:58.839 --> 00:28:05.039
Caucasian, Jay said, he's part Japanese. Japanese is a nationality,

476
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:09.599
Asian is part of his race. That's the difference. So

477
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:13.759
race is more indicative of a continent. Race is more

478
00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:17.559
indicative of a continent than it's not indicative of a country.

479
00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:20.319
Nationality is indicative of a country.

480
00:28:23.160 --> 00:28:24.960
But they don't have nationality boxes.

481
00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:28.599
They have, Yes they do, Yes, they do. What world

482
00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:30.920
do you live in? What world do you live in?

483
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:33.160
I've had to fill out my nationality. I can't say

484
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:38.440
how many times on applications they asked what what race

485
00:28:38.519 --> 00:28:42.039
you are and what nationality you are? They are two

486
00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:43.720
different things, American.

487
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:47.799
But there's always that box that you either have to

488
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:53.039
check off. Caucasian. That's not a race, it's not a nationality.

489
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:55.920
It's just a color. It's just what they fit all wait.

490
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:58.519
Wait wait, okay, okay, wait, wait wait wait, wait wait

491
00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:01.920
wait wait okay, now we got you. Okay, We're not

492
00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:04.119
even gonna get to the rest of the part of

493
00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:10.599
show because this moronic conversation. Okay, Caucasian, are you ready

494
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:13.559
for the actual definition? I have to take my glasses

495
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:15.839
off to read it. Are you ready for the actual definition?

496
00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:22.920
For miseducated high school education of history, white skinned of

497
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:29.200
European origin. That is the exact definition of Caucasian. There's

498
00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:34.680
also another one that it says relating to the Caucasus.

499
00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:40.720
That's where Caucasian comes from it and also the definition

500
00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:44.880
that's the adjective. Now, the adjective definition, the noun definition

501
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:52.160
is a white person, a person of European originer, and

502
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:57.920
both of them say North American. Okay, so I mean,

503
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:07.480
like just actual real history and research has debumped your philosophy.

504
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:09.119
What else do you guys say?

505
00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:13.240
Actual history says that they checked off a box.

506
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:15.200
They look at you and if you fit fit in

507
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:19.640
this category with this, if you weren't in this multiple

508
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:22.359
color category that was as close to white as you get,

509
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:25.599
they put you in a different category. They have separated

510
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:27.960
people for years, so why did.

511
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:34.200
They separated by continent? It makes sense. There's seven continents,

512
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:39.759
it makes sense. It makes sense that nationality it should

513
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:43.400
be the country. Okay, Jay says, I checked the Caucasian

514
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:47.920
and Asian Pacific Islander boxes. So see he has to

515
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:51.920
check two boxes because he's both Caucasian and Asian because

516
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:53.799
there are two different races.

517
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:57.039
Technically, I have to check two boxes to uh, the

518
00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:01.960
Caucasian one and Hispanic one. Yup, because they put them

519
00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:04.599
in two different categories. So for the first one you

520
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:06.960
have to say Caucasian and then for the second one

521
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:08.960
you have to say whether you are Hispanic or not.

522
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:13.759
So they steal categories us white. But then they ask

523
00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:16.079
you are you Hispanic? Yes or no?

524
00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:21.440
Exactly? Okay? So wait, wait, wait, wait.

525
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:23.039
They could just add hispanic to the list.

526
00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:26.839
But they Yeah, I figured out the problem. Okay. She

527
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:31.640
lives in Louisiana, so when she has to check off boxes,

528
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:36.119
the boxes she has to pick from, are these are

529
00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:39.680
her races? I notice because thing one of something she

530
00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:47.440
said to my daughter. Okay, here's the choices. Redneck, hillbilly, cracker,

531
00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:55.680
dev it, paranormal. That's the Louisiana and the categories. Those

532
00:31:55.720 --> 00:32:00.519
are the races in Louisiana. Which ones do you under?

533
00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:04.079
I don't check the boxes, okay, but.

534
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:06.680
If you were to fit, you can pick multiple ones.

535
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:08.799
Are you do you consider yourself a redneck?

536
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:09.960
No?

537
00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:12.000
That makes her a hillbilly.

538
00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:16.279
Well, there's no hills in Louisiana, so she's probably not

539
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:20.680
a hillba, but not the kind that have hillbillies. Okay,

540
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:26.559
we're not talking about the garbage dump rebel. Okay, all right,

541
00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:28.200
And how about cracker.

542
00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:31.440
I'm not a cracker, I don't believe.

543
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:35.880
So do you know where cracker is? Do you know

544
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:37.200
why they call them crackers?

545
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:40.079
Pretty much? And no, I don't fin that category.

546
00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:44.400
Okay. Crackers are people from Florida that their ancestry were

547
00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:47.839
the people that had slaves, and the reason they were

548
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:50.519
called crackers is because they used to crack the whip

549
00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:55.720
on their slaves, not that category. Are you sure?

550
00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:58.480
I'm one hundred positive.

551
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:04.039
I just learned something new today. I always thought crackers

552
00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:05.480
was a reference to crack.

553
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:07.680
It.

554
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:12.720
It would make sense, it really would. But no, let's crackhead.

555
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:18.480
You're confusing cracker to crackhead. Okay, but very much of

556
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:22.680
the time they are the same. Okay, just second, Okay,

557
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:27.119
you sound like Thing one, rebel. Okay, for those of

558
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:29.079
you that are just tuning into the show for the

559
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:31.720
first time, Thing one and Thing two are my two

560
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:36.200
ex wives. Okay, Thing one half her family is redneck.

561
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:39.480
Half her family is hillbilly for real. And one day,

562
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:44.359
one day I go over to her house with my

563
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:49.440
youngest daughter. My youngest dar is saying something and then

564
00:33:49.559 --> 00:33:56.359
my my ex is saying something and and Rachel's like, mom,

565
00:33:56.799 --> 00:34:02.079
I'm not a redneck and she and this was dead serious.

566
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:04.279
It's what'sn't even joking. Thing one said to her, Oh,

567
00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:08.559
yes you are, it's in your blood. And she goes, mom,

568
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:14.880
redneck is not a nationality or a genetic thing or

569
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:19.800
anything like that. That's what you're sounding like, rebel. It's

570
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:24.679
like you're making things that aren't nationalities or aren't races.

571
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:28.920
You're confusing able because redneck is not a race, nor

572
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.679
a nationality, nor does it run in your blood. It

573
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:40.000
just means you use a community napkin. You don't know

574
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:48.039
that story again, Wand doesn't know it. Okay, true story.

575
00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:50.320
I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I

576
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:52.360
must have been on some good drugs way back in

577
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:56.719
the day because the first time I went over thing

578
00:34:56.840 --> 00:35:01.119
One's parents' house for a meal, we're seeing that table. Now,

579
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:09.079
I come from high class, high functioning attics from the Northeast. Okay,

580
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:12.039
leave the attic at the equation. But I said to

581
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:16.079
high functioning, high class because they were big on table manners. Huge,

582
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:19.199
Like my mother, if my elbow was on the table,

583
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.880
she smacked it off the table. And you know, you

584
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:24.880
had to wear a napkin on your lap all the time,

585
00:35:24.920 --> 00:35:28.480
all the good table manners. So I'm at I'm that person.

586
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:31.719
No matter where I am, I'm wearing a napkin on

587
00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:35.800
my lap if I'm eating. Okay, And so we're over

588
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:39.719
this house and dinner's there, and I turned to thing

589
00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:47.480
one and I whisper, I'm like, where's the napkins, and

590
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:51.280
she's like, oh, yeah, no, we use a community towel.

591
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.559
And there literally was a towel in the middle of

592
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:57.840
the table for the whole family to use. You might

593
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:05.320
be a redneck if and why do we think those

594
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:10.679
people who are screaming freedom the loudest and screaming immigration

595
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:15.559
the loudest, why do we think they are our role models?

596
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:28.239
That's what I want to know. Goodness gracious, yes, that's

597
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:28.840
what I say.

598
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:30.760
Oh God, it's been to day.

599
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:33.440
What else was I supposed to talk about today? Anyway?

600
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:40.800
What did you read the email? I said, Okay, so

601
00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:42.840
tell me what I'm supposed to I don't even remember

602
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:44.760
because you got me so riled up. I don't even

603
00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:49.719
know what I know what we're supposed to talk about. Hey,

604
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.639
you go do the research of what I said. But

605
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.199
in the meantime, I'm gonna do something else. You know

606
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:58.320
what I'm gonna do, Rebel, what are you gonna do?

607
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:04.719
I'm not going to Disney World, but I am going

608
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:07.440
to ship Rocked in twenty twenty six, and I think

609
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:09.239
everybody watching should be too.

610
00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:22.039
There is a place, a realm, where myths awaken and

611
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:27.199
the seas echo with ancient tailors the journey there, weeks

612
00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:31.519
of fire and skin and blood shed in its honor,

613
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.440
the dust of battles and ever falling on forgotten men

614
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:38.559
who never lived to tell the tailor that we must go,

615
00:37:39.360 --> 00:38:25.320
We must see our olympus. Is that fucking papyrus?

616
00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:36.639
Oh, that's more like it. I love the end of that.

617
00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:40.960
Is that fucking papyrus? Like that shocked me when I

618
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:41.880
heard that end part.

619
00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:45.159
It didn't shock you to see the guy taking off

620
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:45.719
his pants.

621
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:49.800
I didn't notice that part. Are you look at that?

622
00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:51.159
Why are you looking at that?

623
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:57.159
I thought it was funny. Rock stays on ship rock

624
00:38:57.320 --> 00:38:58.719
unless you make it to the commercial.

625
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:00.840
Ah, oh my god.

626
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:04.320
It was like it was like so subliminal. It was

627
00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:06.559
like only for like two seconds, and then he jumped

628
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:07.400
over to the next part.

629
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:09.239
I didn't even notice. I saw it on the ship.

630
00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:11.920
I've seen it a few times before this. I didn't

631
00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:15.800
even notice it covered the whole frame. Wow. We are

632
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:19.440
going to be doing a giveaway probably again this year

633
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.760
for ship Rocked, and we're gonna have a code for

634
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:26.280
buying ship Rocked for gain one hundred dollars on board credit.

635
00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:31.159
Probably but here Okay, So I think one was brilliant

636
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:35.639
this week. Just just the antithesis of swamp nut. Okay,

637
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:42.599
And do you know what antithesis means? Swamp nut? Obviously?

638
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:44.159
What does it mean?

639
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:50.719
Oh you talked about the commercial.

640
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:59.559
Oh do you know what antithesis means? You obviously don't

641
00:39:59.639 --> 00:39:59.880
thank you?

642
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:01.800
Well, it's not the same.

643
00:40:03.360 --> 00:40:07.760
The great Louisiana education. There it is right there. Okay,

644
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:14.559
so it means opposite. Okay, Like, listen to the context.

645
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:16.800
He could have figured it out. They don't even teach

646
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:19.840
common sense in Louisi You know what the fuck.

647
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:23.440
Clearly?

648
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:27.119
Okay. But Wan was brilliant because he knows something in

649
00:40:27.159 --> 00:40:29.679
the Super Bowl I did not. So I'm gonna let

650
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:33.400
wand say what he noticed, give him credit, and then

651
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:35.920
he could run this commercial that we can talk about

652
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:39.480
because this is now I know that this is the

653
00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:42.920
coolest Pipeman commercial on all of the Super Bowl. Okay,

654
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:46.360
Like I can't believe Harrison Ford did a pipe main

655
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:49.119
commercial that was so cool. All right, tell us about one.

656
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:51.719
So this played during the Super Bowl. This is a

657
00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:55.519
Jeep commercial with Harrison Ford where slow.

658
00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:58.920
Down, Down, I have a Jeep the pipe jeep go ahead.

659
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:04.639
Yes, And he mentioned he had a line during the

660
00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:09.800
commercial where he mentions life doesn't come with an owner's manual,

661
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:12.800
which is the title of the Pipemin's book.

662
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:17.639
Can we show them that you have to?

663
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:24.719
The longest thing we ever do is live our lives.

664
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:30.960
But life doesn't come with an owner's manual. Might have

665
00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:34.119
been nice, but that means we get to write our

666
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:40.719
own stories. Freedom is yes.

667
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:43.960
Or no, or.

668
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:50.199
Maybe freedom is for everybody, but it is in true,

669
00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:51.760
it's earned.

670
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:56.320
There are real heroes in the world, but not the

671
00:41:56.400 --> 00:42:02.880
ones in the movies. Real heroes are humble, they're not

672
00:42:03.000 --> 00:42:07.960
driven by pride. Pride is a terrible driver.

673
00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:14.039
The freedom is the roar of one man's injury and

674
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:15.679
the silence of another's.

675
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:19.599
Freedom is the ability to inspire.

676
00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:30.840
The most sacred thing in life isn't the path. It's

677
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:35.360
the freedom to choose. You don't have to be friends

678
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:40.000
with someone to wave at them. We won't always agree.

679
00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:45.440
On which way to go, but our differences can be

680
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:51.199
our strength. So choose, but choose wisely. Choose what makes

681
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:56.440
you happy? My friends, my family, my work.

682
00:42:56.840 --> 00:42:57.559
Make me happy.

683
00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:59.480
It's cheap, makes me happy.

684
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:01.119
Give him what my name is?

685
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:11.719
That's my elen. Miss Mac get out there right, your own.

686
00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:21.440
So I love that commercial. Okay, I love that wand

687
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.800
brought up because I was probably too busy flirting with

688
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:27.760
the bartender trying to get a group on going and

689
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:31.320
miss that commercial. But first of all, I want to say,

690
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:34.480
the end of that commercial is freaking brilliant. Whoever wrote

691
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:37.599
that is brilliant because the fact that he did the

692
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:41.320
whole forward thing that was cool. Also, I will tell you,

693
00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:44.719
as a jeep owner, no, you can't just wave it

694
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:50.440
to everybody. It's a jeep thing. Like you know, I

695
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:53.480
had a friend that she was in a mini coop

696
00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:56.239
and she's trying to tell me, oh, yeah, the mini

697
00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:58.320
coop does that too. I'm like, no, you guys are

698
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.519
just trying to make something new up. Okay, the jeep

699
00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:05.920
wave is the wave. There's an actual way to do

700
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:10.199
the jeep wave. So no, I won't wave to anybody

701
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:14.239
unless they have a jeep otherwise just a bunch of

702
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:18.880
dirt bags. Just kidding. I waved to everybody. I love everybody,

703
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:22.440
But that was brilliant. And do you have a picture

704
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:23.639
of my book somewhere there?

705
00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:24.800
On?

706
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:28.280
So go to Amazon dot com look up who said

707
00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.360
life doesn't come with an owner's manuel? Because my mother

708
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:32.800
said the same thing. Life doesn't go with an owner's manuel.

709
00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:35.000
So you know what I did. I wrote it, and

710
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:38.000
so you could go to Amazon. You could get in hardcover,

711
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:41.920
paperback or ebook. Do we have the picture?

712
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:44.280
I can't find any No.

713
00:44:44.920 --> 00:44:48.119
Don't worry about then, well Google you'll find it and

714
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:51.000
then bring it up later in the meantime. While you're

715
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:57.679
finding that, here's what I want to talk about, are you? Oh?

716
00:44:57.800 --> 00:44:59.320
You know what we were going to do yesterday and

717
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.920
travel too? I forgot. I just noticed. I'm going to

718
00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:05.559
save it for next week. I found a cool place

719
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:15.159
where you can literally sleep with wolves. Yeah, it's hot, right, rebel,

720
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:18.519
Because I know you people in Louisiana. You like bestiality

721
00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.119
with wolves, being all the paranormal shit. You know.

722
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:24.280
We still do not.

723
00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:28.760
Well they do in Florida. Why not Louisiana. You know,

724
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.880
several years ago we had to actually make a law

725
00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:36.000
in this stupid state and that outlawed best reality. How

726
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:38.519
screwed up are your citizens if you have to make

727
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:43.519
that law. The funniest part about it, though, is our

728
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:48.280
brilliant lawmakers in this state, when passing that law, wrote

729
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:51.920
it the wrong way and outlawed all sex in Florida,

730
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:56.159
and it still is on the books. So if you

731
00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:59.519
buy the group on the pipe main group on, okay,

732
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:03.480
if you buy the group on, there's a disclaimer okay,

733
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:08.280
because I cannot confirm nor deny your purchase of that

734
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:12.880
group on because sex is completely illegal in the state

735
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:16.159
of Florida. It's also illegal, by the way, to cohabitate

736
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:20.000
with the opposite sex. If it's the same sex, it's cool,

737
00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:22.920
you know, you can go. Because they're so stupid they

738
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:25.840
don't realize that the same sex might be having sexual

739
00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:30.480
relations without marriage too. That's how you know, the Christian Coalition,

740
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:36.039
that's how they think, you know, like, oh, listen, maybe

741
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:40.800
Jesus had sex without marriage because he wasn't married. Oh

742
00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:46.079
he didn't have any kids never mind. Okay, so uh yeah,

743
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:51.960
there it is who said life doesn't come with an

744
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:56.719
owner's manual. I have to laugh too, because I can't

745
00:46:56.760 --> 00:46:58.719
tell you how many times I've asked if that's me

746
00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:03.039
on the front. I'm like, no, that's not me. I

747
00:47:03.159 --> 00:47:07.719
am on the back, but not on the front. So

748
00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:12.199
you can pull that downs like a person should put

749
00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:14.480
rebel in the middle, because it covered up whoever was

750
00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:18.840
in the middle. Okay, and like she's kind of scary. Okay,

751
00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:23.320
that Louisiana vibe is scary. I just remember being in

752
00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:27.480
her territory and being scared to death, okay, because I

753
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.679
am an Italian Jew from New York and New Jersey

754
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:34.639
and I have no business being in Louisiana none. Whats that.

755
00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:37.639
If that's how you feel, imagine how I would feel.

756
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:41.840
Oh yeh No. But they still lynch Jews there, Okay,

757
00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:44.800
they're very I think they're more. I think they're more

758
00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:48.239
anti Jewish than anti Mexican there one, because they get

759
00:47:48.360 --> 00:47:52.519
a lot of people from Mexico and Louisiana, you know. Otherwise,

760
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:56.800
how are they how would they have somebody motor plantains?

761
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:00.199
How do you mow up plantane?

762
00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:01.239
No?

763
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:14.239
Yeah, we'll puts all over word. Okay. So here here's uh,

764
00:48:14.920 --> 00:48:19.519
here's the thing. Okay, So what else is going on

765
00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.000
on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. Let me tell you

766
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:23.800
what's going on because we're about the end of the

767
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:28.920
show Friday, the day after tomorrow. But I was almost

768
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:31.119
gonna say tomorrow. I did that last week too. I

769
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:35.400
even called on on Thursday and I'm like, uh, did

770
00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:40.039
I ask you about how did show? How the show

771
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:43.000
go like that's tomorrow. I'm like, fuck, I did it again.

772
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:47.559
I think it's a new thing, Like I'm eliminating Thursdays

773
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:49.039
out of my life nowadays.

774
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:52.559
Okay, but Thursday's on new the new Monday.

775
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:58.079
So this this weekend, there's some cool stuff. Before I

776
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.400
talk about the cool stuff, can you play the group

777
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:02.440
on commercial real quick? Because I'm gonna do a group

778
00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:04.360
on promo for this weekend's events.

779
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:10.719
Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast?

780
00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:16.280
Come visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipeman

781
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:21.800
all night long, and then serve the Pipeman.

782
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:25.159
Breakfast and then get the hell out.

783
00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:30.519
That's the Pipemin group on The group on special is

784
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:34.599
normally one ninety nine, but today it's on sale for

785
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:39.400
ninety nine dollars. Just call into the show right now

786
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:44.800
five sixty one six two three nine four two nine,

787
00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:48.559
and you too can have the Pipemin groupon.

788
00:49:49.320 --> 00:49:50.400
I had the group on.

789
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:53.159
You should too.

790
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.039
There it is the pipe Man group. And so this

791
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:04.800
weekend I will be making appearances. First of all, the

792
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:07.880
Rensiance Festival is still going on this weekend. I have

793
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:10.039
too many other events. I did it last weekend. I

794
00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:12.360
won't be doing it this weekend, but I recommend everybody go.

795
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.760
I love the Renfest here in South Florida is one

796
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:18.079
of the best in the whole country. So I don't

797
00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:20.239
care where you're from, you need to come to Florida

798
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:22.360
and go to Renfest. It's the only thing that Florida

799
00:50:22.440 --> 00:50:25.199
has that we can say is the best in the country. Okay,

800
00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:31.599
and uh, you caught that, rebel. Okay. So, and then

801
00:50:32.320 --> 00:50:36.039
I'm going to some Palm beach show. It's gonna be

802
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:41.400
really cool with art and antiques and jewelry and all

803
00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:46.840
kinds of cool stuff. And I'm also going to you Friday,

804
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:49.679
Valentine's Day, I'm going to a hot air balloon festival

805
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:55.679
that's so hot. So anybody, well, anybody that decides I

806
00:50:55.880 --> 00:50:59.760
want to go to the hot air balloon thing with me,

807
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:03.320
they will get a free group on. They're gonna get

808
00:51:03.360 --> 00:51:06.280
a free group on. They're gonna be get a free

809
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:10.440
group on. Okay. And then I never did talk about yesterday.

810
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:13.400
Well I talk about next week. Remind me, Rebel. I

811
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:16.239
said about the proposal in the hot air balloon, but

812
00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:18.400
I didn't say about the marriage and where that is.

813
00:51:18.519 --> 00:51:21.119
So we out to tune in next Tuesday, Travel Tuesday

814
00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:25.079
for that, and you'll see a whole different me on Monday,

815
00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:28.559
because that's motivational me as I am a motivational speaker,

816
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:33.000
just not on this show, okay. And so it's gotten

817
00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:36.199
controversial lately, which is kind of weird because I'm not

818
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:39.440
normally like that, but some things have just triggered me.

819
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:41.639
So but we will have a great show on Monday.

820
00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:45.639
If you want some help motivation for your personal life,

821
00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:48.679
your business life, your health and wellness or anything like that,

822
00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:52.280
tune in Monday one pm Eastern Time, W four cyradiow

823
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:55.880
four cy dot com Tuesday's Travel Tuesday, where we talk

824
00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:59.320
more about the Pipemin Radio Tour, the Pipeman Homeless Tour,

825
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:02.760
and all kinds of travel stuff and this new thing

826
00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:04.920
that I'm doing called Surf for the Heart. You're gonna

827
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:07.880
find I want to find out more about that. Wednesday

828
00:52:08.000 --> 00:52:11.079
is just what the fuck Wednesday? Because like, how many

829
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:13.280
times in my life in twenty twenty five do I

830
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:15.519
have to say what the fuck? I don't get it.

831
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:18.079
I don't get the world we're living in right now.

832
00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:21.360
I don't get rebel at all. I don't get Louisiana

833
00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:25.639
at all and you know what I don't know, but

834
00:52:26.039 --> 00:52:28.840
what I will tell you is we're doing ticket giveaways. Okay,

835
00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:32.039
we are actively If you go to Pipeman Radio on

836
00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:35.760
all socials anywhere and you DM me, we're doing free

837
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:39.480
tickets to rock to South rock the country. We're Bourbon

838
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:42.880
and beyond, gonna be louder than life. I just got

839
00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:45.440
a thing yesterday that they want me to send the

840
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:50.960
proposal to give away tickets for that. Aftershock Rock Klahoma,

841
00:52:51.519 --> 00:52:54.760
I'll be at Hellfest, I'll be at Bloodstock, I'll be

842
00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:57.960
at Download, I'll be at There's another new one that's

843
00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.960
coming up i'mpplying for right now that we'll talk about.

844
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:05.199
A'llbe at Warped Tour. Can return the Warped Tour? How

845
00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:08.559
about that? And there's a couple that are coming up

846
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:11.800
real soon. And I'm really excited about. You Got Sonic Temple,

847
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:15.800
you got Incarceration, you Got Welcome to Rockville. Ink is

848
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:18.960
one of my favorites because I love going to prison

849
00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:19.920
to see a festival.

850
00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:25.480
Incarceration America's Rock, Metal and Tattoo Festival with a slipnod

851
00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:27.920
following in reverse.

852
00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:32.719
Five Finger Dead Punch You plus Marilyn Manson Three Days

853
00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:35.639
Grace Are two Knockloose Slam of God Markway Drive, I

854
00:53:35.719 --> 00:53:37.480
prevail in this moment and so many more.

855
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:40.480
Report to the Ohio State Reformatory on July eighteen through

856
00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:42.639
twenty and twenty twenty five to face your sitting saying

857
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:45.159
three days of Rock Tattoos and the return.

858
00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:45.679
Of the Haunted Blood.

859
00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:48.079
Prison passes for incarceration or on sale.

860
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:49.440
Now at incarceration dot com.

861
00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:56.079
It is my jem. Maybe it's not your gym. Maybe

862
00:53:56.119 --> 00:54:01.719
you're a fishhead. So if you're a fervident Beyond Fourbon

863
00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:05.360
and Beyond the world, I'm pushing showing. It's not showing.

864
00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:07.960
Why is that happening? One?

865
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:12.079
It was showing we can took it off, right?

866
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:16.360
Is it showing now?

867
00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:18.800
No?

868
00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:21.119
Yes see it was.

869
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:22.519
I'll play for my end.

870
00:54:23.159 --> 00:54:23.760
Yeah, you do it.

871
00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:27.800
Fourbon and Beyond the world's largest Fourbon food and music

872
00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:32.840
festival returns with Fish Saw Noah.

873
00:54:32.639 --> 00:54:35.159
Kan It is Decesednother.

874
00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:41.719
Step Stergil Simpson, Illumineers plus Jack White, Vinson, Boone Crungvin,

875
00:54:41.800 --> 00:54:45.599
Alabama Shicks, Change the Elephant, Ringo Star Daniel ray Liff

876
00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:47.639
and The Night Sweat Dolls and many.

877
00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:51.119
More Urban and Beyond returns to Louisville September eleven to fourteen.

878
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:53.960
Passes are on sale now at fourbonanbyond dot com.

879
00:54:54.960 --> 00:54:56.920
We got free passes for that if you want to go.

880
00:54:57.159 --> 00:55:00.639
And I'm just gonna tell you right now that I

881
00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:03.480
am in the major conflict people, because I normally do

882
00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:06.360
riot Fest. It's the same weekend as Bourbon Beyond. You

883
00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:08.360
stu Bourbon Beyond all the time. I've been doing riot

884
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:11.840
Fest lately, and this year you got Ringo Star is

885
00:55:11.960 --> 00:55:14.599
going to be at Bourbon Beyond and I want to

886
00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:17.000
interview him. So who knows I might be at the

887
00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:19.719
Bourbon Beyond, you might be at riot Fest. You'll have

888
00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:21.519
to tune in every week to find out. But we

889
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:23.280
are going to do ticket giveaways right here on the

890
00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:26.760
Adventures pipe Man W four cy Radio W four cy

891
00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:29.719
dot com. Follow me on pipe Man Radio everywhere. Send

892
00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:32.119
me your comments, send me what you want to hear

893
00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:33.639
on the show, what you want me to do on

894
00:55:33.719 --> 00:55:36.280
the show. Send me all your hate, send me all

895
00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:38.719
your troll and I love it all. We'll use it

896
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:41.119
all on the show. Thanks for listening, Thanks for being

897
00:55:41.159 --> 00:55:44.159
here today, and if you listen to the rest of

898
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:47.480
the week you'll hear some interviews, and next week we'll

899
00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:51.000
be back live on Monday with Motivational Monday, Travel Tuesday,

900
00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:54.199
and what the Fuck Wednesday? Roll it one.

901
00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:07.039
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pypmin on

902
00:56:07.760 --> 00:56:10.440
wf CUI Radio