Oct. 31, 2024

Halloween Election Day is Coming and Pipeman is Scared. Vote Pipeman 4 Prez

This week on Season 18, Episode 38 of The Adventures of Pipeman its all about the United States Presidential Election and other issues Americans are voting on as well as Halloween and a debate of which is scarier. We will discuss the upcoming election...

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Season 18

This week on Season 18, Episode 38 of The Adventures of Pipeman its all about the United States Presidential Election and other issues Americans are voting on as well as Halloween and a debate of which is scarier. We will discuss the upcoming election and what is so scary about it if you don’t vote Pipeman 4 Prez. We will be discussing Halloween in 2024 and who would be the scariest costume. What is mischief night? What is National Candy Corn Day? What is Haunted Refrigerator Night? And what is scary about them all falling on National Publicist Day.

The Pipeman Radio Tour is not over. Pipeman was at Respectable Street for Silly Goose. Pipeman is in the Pit for the Armored Saint and W.A.S.P. tour. Let’s discuss. News for Sonic Temple 2025 and a major announcement today for Louder Than Life 2025. Shiprocked is coming! Let’s discuss. Would you want to WIN a FREE cabin? It might happen. We will wait till next week’s show to find out. And how about the interviews with Richie Faulkner of Judas Priest and Edsel Dope going viral in the press. Let’s discuss.

There are lots of new plans for the show coming. One we talk about is that the Pipeman Only Fans is having a major overhaul. We are ditching the feet and food (unless there are feet or food at the festivals) for festival shenanigans from The Pipeman Radio Tour along with outtakes of shows and interviews. Second, stay tuned as we will reveal Pipeman’s subconscious, and it is pretty scary. See what might happen.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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Hi youlunto censure.

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For see Why Bring You Young? Why Kind of America?

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It's time for the adventures you'll find me before see

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White I com list. Pombeats is number one internet radio station.

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Here's your host, the Man. Oh, I can't believe I

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made it. Actually we're going to talk about this why

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I bring the pipe Nuts on? But I almost didn't

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make it to the show once again, and everything got

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thrown in my way, but still did not stop the

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pipe Man from the final show before the election. Vote

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pipe Man for pres And I'm wearing this hat for

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a reason too, so when Rebel comes on, she can

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ask me what the reason is. But well, why don't

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we just bring her on. Let's bring on the swamp

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nut rebel meddler. Hi, everybody, what's up? Swamp nut?

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Nothing much on the pipe.

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Man, If you're a swamp nut, does that mean your

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nuts or sweaty?

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Absolutely all the time?

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Okay, Well, on that note, let's bring in from way

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out west the what what kind nut? Did we say?

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What he was going to be?

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Oh my, did we ever give him one nut?

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We did last week? Were you're not paying attention? Maybe

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he knows he's gonna have to tell us. So let's

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bring on the welly nut. We'll call him the welly

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nut because he's in the Wellington studio. What did we call?

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What did we come up with last week? Who knows?

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Yeah?

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I've had different ones there, none of them stick so.

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Sticky nuts.

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Well you got the you get the sweaty nuts with

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the sticky nuts.

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Non stick nuts?

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Is that like, is that like a nonstick pan or something?

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Yeah, that's a dangerous to cooking that nutt.

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So I gotta tell you something. Fifty eight years old.

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I turned fifty eight this month. Okay, yeah, yeah, I

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don't know fifty eighths of wooh wooh, it's like shit,

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it's like an oh shit, like half of that. Listen,

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we sit there and talk about it at festivals and

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interviews too, like that, you know in my yeah, yeah,

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in my like teenage years, you know, we would sit

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there and talk about like, oh, it doesn't matter, We're

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not even gonna live past thirty anyway. The idea of

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living past thirty was like so foreign, Like I mean,

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I don't understand how I'm almost double that okay, And

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I don't even know how I made it this far.

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I shouldn't have okay. I don't know why somebody's watching

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over me, because really nobody should be watching over me.

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There's a lot that I should be you know, paying

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penance for, and for some reason, I get watched over

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even to come on this show. But here's my point.

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Fifty eight years I just learned something. You can learn

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something in age, and that's why I'm wearing this hat.

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What you should learn something new every day.

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Well, that that's why I'm wearing this hat. So before Rebel,

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you asked me, what how that relates? Why don't we

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bring on our resident. Let's see, maybe we could call

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her something different today, like the resident traditional Chinese medicine

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guru that's that's that's what we'll call her.

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What is that?

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Is there something sneaking up on you, Rebel? It looks

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like something's coming from behind the curtain. That's it's Halloween.

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That's pretty scary, right. What are you doing.

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I'm trying to do?

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Is that a dildo? It's a what is that a dildo?

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Microphone that you're grabbing.

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Oh, it's a microphone.

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Grab a dildo on this show?

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I don't know any so I wouldn't.

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Okay, one, just bring doctor Nicole fort and on, okay,

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and move her. Move her to the right, because Rebel

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should be to the left there. That's fair because I

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was really throwing off you putting her over on the

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left there. I didn't know who was who to the left,

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to the left and five? All right, Rebel, do you

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want to know why I'm wearing this hat?

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I do. I want to know why you wear an hat?

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Okay? So I found out literally within the past week

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that women find guys when they wear a hat backwards

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be like super hot. And I never thought I always

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just did it because I didn't want to brush my

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hair or had BedHead or something like that. To slowly

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tap on and you're good to go, because this morning

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a couple hours towards like Cocoa Peak, and I had

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to make it back in here time for the show.

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I was driving, and I almost didn't make it. But

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we'll talk about that in a minute. So you two

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females here on the show, and you want too.

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It always feels good to be forgotten.

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Well, you know, you haven't said anything, so it's kind

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of like I have to tell a story. This is

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an honest story. Okay, speaking of that, this is why

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you should not be quiet. Okay, you should be more

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of a boisterous you know, animated. Not you specifically, just everybody,

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So especially when it's a large family. So I have

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four kids, and one day we went to the furniture

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store and the three girls they were too busy fighting, gelling,

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being annoying, getting my getting thing. One all riled up

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to where she's all but blah blah blah. And so

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we leave the store and we're driving home. Our home

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is like ten minutes from the store. We're about five

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minutes away.

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Tell me you didn't forget one of the kids there.

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Where's Derek? Because Derek was the quiet one, okay, So

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but Derek was the one. Okay. So it was Derek

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and Lee, the older ones. They'd be in the back

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seat and Leah's like the loud, boisterous one, And so

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Derek would just sit there very hurry, quietly and like

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keep poking her like the whole drive and say nothing

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and be perfectly quiet, and then Leah would just lose

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her shit and go bonkers, and then she would get

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in trouble, and of course Derek wouldning. Now that also

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helps in this situation, because he was so quiet all

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the time, we didn't notice he wasn't there.

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He was.

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I do have a similar story to that, tell yours.

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I will here here.

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I think this was like middle school, seventh grade time around.

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I used to take the bus home and one day

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I fell asleep on the bus on the way back home.

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When I wake up, when I tell you that, I

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did not recognize where I was. But the bus was

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parked and there was nobody in there.

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It was just me.

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The driver was gone, all the students were gone.

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It was just me.

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The buzz was parked outside of house.

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I waited.

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I waited for like twenty something minutes before I saw

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the driver come out of her house because she took

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her lunch break before picking up the high school students.

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And I was stealing the bus outside her house. And

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then she had to drive you back to my house.

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So it would never happened.

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She'd be fired, you'd have your helicopter. Mom would be

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already calling the school like thirty seconds after you know,

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the bus left the school. Okay, Like back in the days,

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especially Gen Xers like my generation, we're called the latchkey

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kids because our parents didn't really give a fuck where

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we were or at what time or whatever. They really

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did it. Okay, it was like or they were at work.

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And they made the oldest kids take care of the

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little kids and you had to walk miles from school

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to get home.

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Oh hell no.

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And the thing is like I saw her pass my stop.

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I just didn't want to say anything. I stayed quiet

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the whole ride, and then I fell asleep.

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About you, doctor Nicole. Do you people in the north

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have eight good stories like that?

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I mean I was notorious for falling asleep on the

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bus too, or always being late. If that surprises anybody, Well,

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I was always running for the bus and if you

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missed it.

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I mean, yeah, I have a.

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Bone to pick with you, now, Okay. So I got

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up at five this morning. I drove up to almost

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Cocoa Beach. I had to go on a few appointments.

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I had to get back here. It's at least two

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hour drive if there's no traffic, okay. And then there

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was traffic. And then I got back here and they

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on the road to the pipe Cave, the drawbridge went up,

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like everything went up in my way. There was no

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possible way that I could run up twelve flights of stairs,

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get the microphone hooked up, get the webcam hooked up,

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get everything ready to go and start this show on time.

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But I did you and you weren't here. So I

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was an excuse you have. I don't really give a

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fly in who, okay, because and what is it? Okay,

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I have to say, I want to bring up something

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because we have a vote going on this year. It's

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the third time, okay, that we're voting to legalize recreational

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marijuana in the state of Florida. Twice before it has failed.

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So now what they have done this year is they

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have recruited the Sheriff's department to do ads on television

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to tell you to vote for pot to be legal. Like,

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I think that's a trap. I'm just saying. But if

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you watch the commercial, it's like the sheriff of Palm

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Beach County saying to vote yes, I'm proposition three. But

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here's my point. You people in Canada you call it

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like like everywhere you go around the world, even around

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this country, smoking stuff like that is called something different.

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So like in New Jersey they call smoking a joint,

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they call it smoking a bone. I don't understand what

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that means. Does that mean that you're a gay pot

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head because you're gained a boner when you smoke this

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or something? Why are you shaking your head? Rebels Mr Volume,

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you're muted, Ding dong, you're muted. We can't hear you. Okay, yeah,

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you're muted, Kay of Engineeration. She doesn't even know if

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she's muted or not. Like, what is this? The incompetence

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it amazes.

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Is upside down world today.

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Okay, now we can hear you, Rebel. It helps when

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the mic is on. I get calls all the time.

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You know I can't hear your show? Well, are your

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speakers on?

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No?

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I didn't know I had to do that. Well, that

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might help. Go turn your speakers on. Oh it's working now,

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thank you so much. These are actual real life conversations

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I have during either for things for my show or

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other shows on the station all the time, okay, or

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or people calling my phone number to be on somebody's show,

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and it's somebody that has done it multiple times too.

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You know.

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So it's like maybe you get get the hint. I

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don't know, but anyway, okay, So, and then if you

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go to different places things what they call it in Canada,

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don't you guys call it like give a hoot, don't

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pollute something like that. It's not.

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Oh yeah, I would say, like we're having a hoot,

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you know.

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Yeah, that makes zero sense. All I can hear when

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you see that is give a hoot, don't pollute, which

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you're polluting by smoking the ship because you're polluting the air.

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So well you shouldn't be giving hoots up there because

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you're polluting the air and it's coming down here.

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Okay, yeah right, okay, we we and Canada pay carbon tax. Okay,

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we paid to pollute, so we paid.

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Is that why you keep sending those Chinese balloons? Over

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here that if Pipeman's elected, I'm gonna authorize cross vote

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to take out the balloons.

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Yeah, they're gonna have to be very powerful cross bowls.

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But yeah, yeah, yeah, no, Oh my gosh, I'm elected president,

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you know, and vote for me in a couple of days.

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But if I'm elected president, I'm gonna do away with

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all guns, and everybody gets their own personal crossbow. And

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that's the only thing you can use to defend yourself,

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to overthrow the government. Whatever you need to do, that's

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your thing, that's your tool. We think.

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Yeah, I'm I'm curious to know what else is on,

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Like the agenda of the pipe Mane for pres campaign.

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Oh yeah, we got we have to talk about that absolutely.

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First of all, what are we going for here? Well,

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I need you to be ready for this, Okay, okay, okay.

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So first of all, if I am elected president, I

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will bring Slayer to play in twenty twenty five again

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unless somebody beats me to it, if somebody in the

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background and I won't be able to do it, Like, yeah,

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what's going on there? Rebel? Are you hells or something?

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And now we can't hear her.

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Yeah, because she knew it because it is background.

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Though she's not now she is.

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My god, Oh my gosh.

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Okay, so one did anybody beat me? Because if I

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won't be able to bring the slaver, somebody did it.

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If someone did, I did see a file. Let me

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see if we can play it?

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Is it flexible?

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Louder than Life was called off today?

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Jay Shoe was already delayed by the wind and rain

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from Helene before organizers made the decision to cancel.

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So the fans we talked to were a little bit appointed. Okay, honestly,

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I'd like to know. Okay that was announced today, but honestly,

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and they said this major twenty twenty five announcement was coming. Okay,

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what I want to know is will you pay attention?

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Is show rebel like Jesus Christ.

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We're on a race trying to finish the.

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Jesus Like again, I could go all the way up

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to Cocoa and back take care of everything. You can't

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even get the dishes done before the show, Like, what

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the hell is your problem?

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Or figure out the microphone?

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You're muted?

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You are muted.

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Yeah, she knows she's muting, and she's doing a purpose.

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Because people are doing the dishes.

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Yeah, and she can't control the people in her studio.

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Is your refrigerator running?

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Well, you better go catch it. Speaking of refrigerator. Okay, no, Rebel,

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I need you to speak now, I need you to speak.

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Rebel taking off the mute button. I'm not doing the

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mute button. I'm not doing anything with the mute button.

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You're doing it. Okay, Oh well then I guess one

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did it, and so Rebel. Yes, there's something in today's

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notes today. Remember I told you I'm going to come

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to you for reference. What is it in our notes

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that has to do with today and refrigerators?

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Nothing?

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Come on, now you better read read it? Am I

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gonna have to pull it up myself?

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Now?

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Come on?

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It disappeared?

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Oh my god? What kind of sidekick is she? Anyway?

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She can't have fun? Can you? Can you pull up

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the thing and please see if you know what I'm

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talking about? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? All

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three of you have email?

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There was some special day today?

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Yeah, there are a bunch of special days and one

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of them has to do with refrigerators.

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Yeah, it's like National Client's Day today.

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Day.

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Okay, I don't know that, But what about there was

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something else. Rebel. Hey, there's come on, rebel, all right,

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I guess I'm gonna have to do the work for you.

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Tonight is my favorite nights of the year. First of all,

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Tonight's one of my favorite nights of the year. Why

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because it's mischief Night. And that's an ourd thing about

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different places. I grew up in New Jersey and we

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had mischief length. That's better than Halloween. And then I

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moved to California in there was they didn't know what

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that was. Yeah, we don't.

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I don't know. I don't know about that.

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You don't know about mischief Night?

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Do you want no mischief nighties every night for me?

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Yeah? Well that's well that runs in your blood. Speaking

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of which one, okay, I have to say, how does

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the Mexican community feel about the comments about Puerto Rico.

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I don't even know what comments you're talking.

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About, Okay. So yeah, at one of Trump's rallies just recently,

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there's this dude, it's all over the news. He was

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calling the island of Puerto Rico like a garbage can

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in the ocean or some crap like that, some super

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racist comments. At this rally, there were multiple racist comments,

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but this one stoock out like people above the rest

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of them. Famous Hispatic people have come out and they're like,

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this could turn the election. I'm just saying to be real,

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you know, all joking aside, this could turn the election,

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Like they were, How the hell Puerto Rico's part of

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the United States. How do you talk shit about your

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own people and your own territories and your own states?

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And I don't get that. So if I'm elected pipe

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Man for pres. Anybody talks bad about anything anywhere in

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this country that is anything against any of your brethren,

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then you're gonna get a toe snipped off.

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Yeah.

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I think you should endorse more geography lessons because most

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people think that Peri is part of Mexico, Alaska's part

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of Canada, and Hawaii is like some island off the

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coast of California, Like they don't know how far apart a.

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Hey, people think Puerto Rico is part of Mexico, though

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it is true, you know, and god people are stupid,

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like they should listen. I think you should be able

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to pass an IQ test to be able to vote.

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At least ninety seven right, yeah.

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Listen, pipe Man for Pres. That's my one another you

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want another one of my platforms, doctor Nicole, It is

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that you have to have a certain element of intelligence

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to be able to vote. Anybody you can vote. You

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can't just vote because you can breathe.

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It's like, we value your opinion, but please solve.

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For X, yes exactly if you like.

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And the screen when you go to vote, the screen

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before it lets you pick a person, it should give

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you like some type of like questionnaire of like just

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to see if you're capable enough of someund mind to

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pick a person.

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It's so tricky how they question. It's so tricky how

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they promote the stuff too, because there's like Amendment four

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that you have to vote for here, and if you

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read it on the surface, it looks like you're voting

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for women's rights, and what you're really voting for is

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taking away a parent's right to authorize their minor child

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to do something.

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So it's very depend on how they write it. You know,

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We've had similar things voting on, like I think I

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know what I'm voting.

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For, but like we worded Sony people mischievously that I'm

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so confused and now I don't even know.

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You know what it is, but one, it's marketing at

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its finest.

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Oh, no doubt it.

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Yeah, yeah, it's so funny you that it's like all

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a business. It's all it's all a marketing ploy.

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You know.

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It's like the electronic agreements that you sign. Nobody reads

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those and then they get mad when you can't do

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something because you violated the guidelines. You read the guidelines.

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Oh wait, you didn't, you just signed it. Okay, Uh

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what happened? Listen? I don't know in your generation lawn okay,

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where you taught that you don't sign anything before reading it.

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Because I know, and when I was a kid, like,

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oh my god, if you ever signed something without reading it,

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that was like the worst thing you could ever do.

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And it's true too, because like there's been instances of

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people signing contracts and getting screwed over really badly because

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they signed an empty contract. But were you ever taught

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that one.

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I was taught that you're supposed to read it, but

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he wasn't enforced. So it's like you read everything before

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you sign, but then it's like no reinforcement behind that,

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so people just say like, oh, that's what you're supposed

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to do, but it's like in terms of agreement, you

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just click on it forget about it.

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How about this? This is good. We should do a

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topic in one episode between different generations and stuff of

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what was acceptable to say to kids. Like, for instance,

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when I was a kid, one of the most popular

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sayings was children should be seen and not heard. Imagine.

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Yeah, but then when they don't hear me, they take

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me to their house on the bush.

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Yeah.

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See, so maybe they should be heard.

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See you make a good point, like, maybe that's why

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your generation smarter because you've thought of stuff like that.

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We just thought of Listen right now in Riviera Beach, Florida,

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there's a whole been a whole big thing going on

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about feces in the water. Okay, and all these people

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are complaining about feces in the water. Yet my generation,

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our parents, when we were outside playing them thirsty and

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we knocked at the house, they wouldn't let us in

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the house. They said, go drink from the hose. A kid,

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you not. You weren't allowed back in the house. Like

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you're out, you're out. You know you can't come in

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for a glass water drink out of hose. Now you

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would yell at your kid for drinking out of a hose. Yeah,

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so I just just came to me. I find it

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very interesting. So okay, so much.

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Time outside as a kid, like I've never I'll never

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get as much of a tan as as an adult

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as I did as a kid.

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Oh.

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I was just like the dermatologist and she was complaining

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that I got sun Like, oh, really, well, am I

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supposed to be a goth or something? I mean I

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am kind of goth without the goth Okay, but I

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mean seriously, like big deal. But she could tell I

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was a surfer because because I have no son on

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my chest or my back, because I did have screen your.

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Eyes from the sunglasses, that.

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Too, probably, But but I'm always wearing the rash guard

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because I did have some uh some skin cancer that

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got taken out. No, not spot like this doctor described

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it years ago when I went there as angry. The

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part that she had to remove was angry, and yes,

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it was very It was like what you see in

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those cartoons like the angry whatever. No wonder kids are

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so scared. Okay, but here's the thing going back to

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what led us off this bad track. Not it's mischief

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night Tonight, which basically mischief night is where you go

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and you vandalize and it's acceptable. Okay, So what you

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do is you go tp people's houses for those of

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you that don't know that that's toilet papering. Or or

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you would put dog poop in a paper bag, light

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it on fire and then ding dong and ditch so

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the people would come out and step on the bag.

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Or eggs. Eggs are very popular a Mischief Night, like

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because nasty egg people's cars and houses.

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We like a stick bologney on people's car and then

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it rests.

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Do you ever do that one?

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No?

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But how about sugar in the ass tank? I don't

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recommend because it does ruin a car, but brutal truth

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be told, statue limitations is out. I did do that

461
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:13.000
once to somebody that really pissed me off. And so

462
00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:16.720
on Mischief Night they got, Yeah, they got the old

463
00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:19.519
sugar and the gas tank trick. Because like there's a

464
00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:25.240
movie with Eddie Murphy with the potato in the Oh

465
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:27.519
you got me with the potato in the in the

466
00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:30.599
exhaust pipe trip. You know, if you stick a potato

467
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:34.119
old school cars, you stuck a potato in their exhaust pipe.

468
00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:36.680
This is the thing we would do. They couldn't start

469
00:29:36.759 --> 00:29:42.920
their car okay, and they would call the tow truck okay,

470
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:45.279
and the tow truck would come out charge of like

471
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.240
one hundred and fifty bucks. You know, it's pre pre

472
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:52.039
having triple A. And all the tow truck had to

473
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:54.759
do was pull the potato out of the exhaust pipe.

474
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:55.359
You know.

475
00:29:55.519 --> 00:30:02.480
So there's levels, there's levels of mischief. There's a lot. Yeah,

476
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:04.160
oh yeah, yeah, the banana.

477
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:04.720
That was it.

478
00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:09.960
I did the potato. The movie you're talking about that,

479
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:16.720
that was I did the potato. Yes, exactly. I can

480
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:21.079
also tell you too. Okay. So we talked about Israel

481
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.400
and Palestine right now. Well, back when I was in

482
00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:28.400
middle school, it was Israel in Egypt, and so there

483
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:32.160
was this kid that lived near me. We were like,

484
00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:34.880
we had this love hate relationship. We're best friends, but

485
00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:38.240
hate ehr because you know, it was a time when

486
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:42.759
Americans and people around the world were stupid and thought that,

487
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:45.720
you know, because he was Egyptian and I'm Jewish, we're

488
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:48.079
supposed to hate each other and like that's a born thing,

489
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:50.960
you know, And that's when we were really stupid, and

490
00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:54.319
we're trying to get stupid like that again. That's the problem.

491
00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:56.920
That's why you need to vote Pipeman for pres because

492
00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:59.519
we don't need to get stupid like that. Again. We

493
00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:02.200
need to include everybody. We need to love everybody. We

494
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:06.000
need to not look at skin color or places you're from,

495
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:09.880
or sexual orientation or anything. I don't care. If you

496
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:14.279
pick your nose, You're included, Okay, and that includes you,

497
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:15.119
doctor Nicole.

498
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:22.160
And so, so what you're saying is make America smart again?

499
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:26.279
Yeah, because sense comment again.

500
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.079
I mean, it's just there's so much stupid shit I

501
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.200
can talk about, like, it's just ridiculous what goes on.

502
00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:35.759
But the fact that I have to hear this view

503
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:40.079
of hate the other day from several people that are

504
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.920
like in the inner circle of a presidential candidate in

505
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:49.359
the United States of America is just absolutely freaking disgusting. Okay.

506
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:53.640
And you know what, I'll tell you what. Puerto Rico

507
00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:57.119
is one of my favorite places to go, very cool

508
00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:02.359
surfing there. The people are totally cool. There is you know,

509
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:07.400
the women are hot, you know. Oh okay, So going

510
00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:09.799
back to that, so now I think I'm going to

511
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:13.559
wear my hat like this all the time. Is it true, ladies?

512
00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:18.000
Is it true? Because this is a thing. I saw

513
00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:20.799
it like all over the place recently, that this is

514
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:26.799
a thing that now not this, not that, but that

515
00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:31.839
that's much better. So okay, so you can.

516
00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:35.680
But there is a possibility of being hat fished. So

517
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:41.200
it's there. It looks nice if you know you know, well, yeah,

518
00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:44.119
it is a good way to happen. So wearing a

519
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:47.440
hat you don't know it's underneath there, which is true.

520
00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:53.279
But does this help in promoting the group on?

521
00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:55.440
Yeah?

522
00:32:56.559 --> 00:33:04.160
Okay, so that proves it rebel? Why are you still okay? Rebel?

523
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:04.920
Yes?

524
00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:06.519
What about you?

525
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:10.559
Either way? I can take the head either way or

526
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:11.759
not in general.

527
00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:14.640
But that's just a guy. If you see a guy

528
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:16.920
and he's wearing a hat backwards, is that like do

529
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:17.400
it for you?

530
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:18.000
Do you like?

531
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:22.279
I go, oh no, not unless it's pointy.

532
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:27.839
Yeah, and it's hit. Does that have to be a

533
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:28.559
pointy way?

534
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:28.880
At?

535
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:30.400
Is that what I think?

536
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:30.920
Oh?

537
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:34.400
I see, I see, Oh she sees.

538
00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:38.279
But this just this is coming from the pipe Man

539
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:43.920
campaign headquarters. It seems like there's a Group one on

540
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:47.480
the rise. They seem to be thinking if they vote

541
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:50.559
for you, they get a better discount on the Group one.

542
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:53.160
No, but I am going to tell you what's gonna

543
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:56.039
happen in a second. Okay, but I do want before

544
00:33:56.039 --> 00:34:01.480
I forget again, how does it relate to refrigerators?

545
00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:04.599
How does relate to refrigerators?

546
00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:09.199
About that earlier we were talking about the Haunted Refrigerator

547
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:10.559
night thing.

548
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:15.159
Yes, so it is not just Mischief Night, it's also

549
00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:18.599
Haunted Refrigerator Night. Who knew?

550
00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:19.639
What?

551
00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:20.960
Yes?

552
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:24.800
That reminds me of My Little Toaster? You remember that movie?

553
00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:27.960
Is that like the.

554
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:30.159
Canadian version of My Little Pony?

555
00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:35.159
Come on, it's like a short or something.

556
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:42.440
I just imagine it. I just imagine this Canadian writhing

557
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:45.880
on this animated toaster going beauty. Eh.

558
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:50.679
Yeah, I dressed up like a Canadian today, a little

559
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:51.559
mix of everything.

560
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:52.079
Just so.

561
00:34:53.079 --> 00:34:56.920
Yeah, when is that you're wearing like flannel plaid with

562
00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:58.360
leopard print? That?

563
00:34:59.039 --> 00:34:59.199
Yeah?

564
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:01.079
Why, I'm in a wild I got a.

565
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:02.559
Bad acid trip.

566
00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:05.920
If you ask me, you got some bundy ears through

567
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:07.280
all the wild creatures?

568
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:13.880
All right, So, Rebel, what were we just talking about that?

569
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:15.760
I said, wait, I want.

570
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:18.440
Haunted refrigerator.

571
00:35:18.519 --> 00:35:21.480
I know, before the refrigerator. I had to talk about

572
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:24.119
the refrigeror first, I said, wait, and to talk about

573
00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:36.159
the refriger Rebel, Yeah, here's the deal. I've been sneakily

574
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:40.199
behind the scenes updating the pipe Man Only Fans. It's

575
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:45.880
gaining a complete makeover. No more food, no more feet,

576
00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:57.559
no more blonde. It's just gonna do what my vision

577
00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:59.440
of what it was going to be to begin with

578
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:02.760
my vic So everybody's got to pay attention. So, yes,

579
00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:07.519
if they subscribe to the pipe Man Only Fans, then

580
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:11.000
they could get a free group on. Okay, that's a

581
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.440
that's a pretty good deal. Yeah, that's a pretty good deal.

582
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:17.880
I just gotta say, Okay, but you must be stay

583
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:22.559
a subscriber for at least one year. Okay, that's the disclaimer. Okay.

584
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:25.280
And so basically the pipe Man Only Fans that's going

585
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.599
to consist of all the all the shenanigans of the

586
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:32.519
pipe Man radio tour, outtakes of this show and stuff

587
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:37.000
you probably won't see elsewhere because pipe Man's photographers take

588
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.000
a year to get the pictures done so.

589
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:42.159
And then they just a blurry picture of a burger.

590
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.360
Yeah, exactly. They have to wait for it, and it's act.

591
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:48.719
Now you have to get the premium the pipe Man

592
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:55.000
Only Fans to get the burger. No, we eliminated the Burger,

593
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:59.119
Like I said, no more food. Uh, you know, because.

594
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:05.760
No more tacos, No more tacos.

595
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:13.079
No more unless he'r at a festival or Tuesday, or

596
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:17.159
if they are something happens with them during the show

597
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:21.480
that we can't show on the show, or if it's Tuesday. Yeah,

598
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:24.880
that's a good idea too. I think I think we

599
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.639
should give one a new job. Is like every Tuesday

600
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:32.320
he has to send me a different taco picture to

601
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:34.039
put on the pipe. Man only fans.

602
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:41.480
I'll make them myself. I'll eat them myself. But the

603
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.360
pictures will not be blurry. I can tell you that.

604
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:49.360
Well, she's not wearing their glasses. That's why the.

605
00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:54.559
Pictures you can, Yeah, you can.

606
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:58.800
What do you call that? I've always been in my family.

607
00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:01.199
The cactus when you when you grill the cactus, we

608
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:06.920
call it bisteka steka, which translates to Aztec steak because

609
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:07.199
it's not.

610
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:11.599
A Yeah, it's kind of like cauliflowers steak, but for

611
00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:12.760
most are so good.

612
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:15.880
Yeah, but then you also have it with real steak.

613
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:19.599
So it's like I saw each other.

614
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:23.559
It's so stupid that I was at the grocery store

615
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:26.239
the other day and they were marketing a piece of

616
00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:31.639
watermelon as watermelon steak, like it's just a piece of watermelon.

617
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.679
And the thing is like I've seen these videos where

618
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:37.519
they take the watermelon and they put like Worcestershire sauce,

619
00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:40.440
and it's like you're making it taste nice steak, but

620
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:41.880
you don't want steak.

621
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:45.559
What is the point of this? Trivia question? Trivia question?

622
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:50.360
You ready? What can you do to watermelon to make

623
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:50.840
it sweeter?

624
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:53.800
It's so to it?

625
00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:57.559
You say salt?

626
00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:02.719
That is absolutely correct. Yes, it's true. If you pour

627
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:04.760
salt on watermelon, it makes it sweeter.

628
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:08.119
That's a use ten. But yeah, that works.

629
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:13.800
Tahinidahen, it's tahen.

630
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:19.000
It's like this little chili that you put on watermelons

631
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:20.280
make things taste better.

632
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.599
Like it's like you put it on fruit's chili on watermelon.

633
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:25.599
Yeah, it really good.

634
00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:29.880
Oh my god, my level of respect for you. Just

635
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.920
drop the peg. Speaking of pegs, do you do you

636
00:39:33.599 --> 00:39:35.079
do you do any pegging? Rebel?

637
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:35.800
No?

638
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:40.199
So somebody talking about pegging today, So what the hell

639
00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:44.199
is pegging? Do you know what? The Canadians know what pegging?

640
00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:44.760
I don't.

641
00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:46.280
I don't know what that means.

642
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:49.760
I could guess I'm just like I think about a

643
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:51.480
pogos jumping out pogo stick.

644
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:54.679
Oh, that would hurt. That would hurt.

645
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.920
It depends on which way the pogo stick is facing, right.

646
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:03.280
Lon, Do you know anybody you've ever known your whole

647
00:40:03.360 --> 00:40:07.519
life that knows what pegging is and it enjoys it? No,

648
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:14.800
how about you, Rebel, that's a yes. Okay, So tell

649
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:19.760
us a story, Rebel. No, unmute, Rebel, unmute, unmute.

650
00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:23.519
She's trying to run away from the story, not muting that.

651
00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:25.800
I don't understand how they keeps happening it.

652
00:40:27.119 --> 00:40:33.119
I don't know. We're not doing Nobody here is doing it. Okay, So, Rebel, yes,

653
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:37.719
maybe you could explain to the Canadians what pegging is.

654
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:40.320
It's a sexual term.

655
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:46.519
By the way, Rebel is our sexual deviate expert of

656
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:50.199
the show. Go ahead, Rebel, well, thank you.

657
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:57.880
Pegging is where you How can you say this for

658
00:40:58.039 --> 00:40:58.480
those of you.

659
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:02.320
Who are okay, okay, can you say it? You just

660
00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:06.199
say it. It's where a woman straps on dildo and

661
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.840
and butt plugs the dude.

662
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:13.760
Just on the edge, just on the edge the edge

663
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:18.199
of what a chair, what the edge of the edge

664
00:41:18.239 --> 00:41:21.440
of the flat earth. We need details.

665
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:23.119
No, you don't.

666
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:27.280
You're the expert in this, not the expert in that.

667
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:31.199
As you're a kk but K boyfriend ever been pegged

668
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:31.480
by you?

669
00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:35.119
I don't have a KKK boyfriend.

670
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:39.599
And no, it's a requirement in Louisiana. Don't tell me

671
00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:43.639
that it's a requirement in Louisiana. Okay, you can't. You can't.

672
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:47.280
You can't be a legal resident of Louisiana unless you

673
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:50.079
have sex with the KKK. That is not true.

674
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:52.760
I'm just going to go on record saying that is

675
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:53.280
not true.

676
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:56.360
Oh so you just did it of your own free will.

677
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.119
Then I didn't know his.

678
00:41:58.239 --> 00:42:01.960
Affiliation with that party when I was involved with him,

679
00:42:02.960 --> 00:42:03.239
when I.

680
00:42:03.360 --> 00:42:06.440
Found It's not like it's not like on the list

681
00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:09.280
of questions that you ask somebody before you get close,

682
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:11.039
you know, like typically.

683
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:12.679
You wouldn't think that that would be have to be

684
00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:13.719
something you'd.

685
00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:18.199
Check off somebody. Okay, somebody wants to know the prediction

686
00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:23.159
on the election, So let's start all of us. Okay,

687
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:27.519
let's start with the Canadian because you know, what is

688
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:31.000
it with all you people up there to have like

689
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:35.159
are so concerned about our politics? Like I know somebody

690
00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:43.039
that's Canadian that spouts more hate about America, about certain

691
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:47.000
politicians on social media than anybody I've ever met. And

692
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:51.400
it's like, you're not even American, why are you doing this?

693
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:54.880
But anycause we're your little sister, you know where you're

694
00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:57.079
we we kind of follow suit in a way.

695
00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:01.639
Oh wow. So I think it's like, what's your prediction?

696
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:09.000
Do you predict a win for Trump, a win for Kamala,

697
00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:10.679
or a win for pipe Man.

698
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:15.159
Well, I vote Uncle Al for president.

699
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:20.599
You know this, but we only know of an uncle Sam.

700
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:23.159
The uncle who's uncle.

701
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:27.960
Yeah, Uncle Al is Al Jorgensen of Ministry, and he

702
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:33.880
should run for president because well not only that, because

703
00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:36.320
if you can have any of these other idiots run

704
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:43.760
for president, why not you know, like listen, yeah, I vote.

705
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:46.800
Anybody's better than anybody there is.

706
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:49.800
Okay, Yeah, I'm voting for world peace.

707
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.280
And you know, I don't know, we have our own

708
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:57.039
sideshow happening here, So I guess it's like, you know,

709
00:43:57.519 --> 00:44:03.119
whatever whatever happens kind of dictates here a little bit.

710
00:44:03.719 --> 00:44:06.800
Okay, rebel, who you predict is when when the winner

711
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:07.719
of the election.

712
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:11.920
Must see Mickey Mouse is gonna get a couple of votes.

713
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:14.239
But I predict the pipeline is gonna win.

714
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:19.840
Yeah, I ain't gonna win, but thanks.

715
00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:21.360
Rebel the better of the choices.

716
00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:27.280
I keep voting for myself and they keep a living. Well,

717
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:31.000
I can't win if they keep eliminating my vote. They're like,

718
00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:33.400
I can't vote, I don't I don't have to write

719
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:37.800
to vote. I don't know why they won't tell me why.

720
00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:40.679
It's because you're not going you're not a convicted felon.

721
00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:44.519
Yes, that's why. Well that's the new rule in Florida.

722
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:48.119
Unless you're a convicted fell here too. Unless you're a

723
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:52.960
convicted fella, you cannot vote in the state of Florida anymore. Okay.

724
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:59.480
And and you know, if you have multiple counts, your

725
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:02.519
your vote counts multiple times. So like when Trump votes

726
00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:09.719
with this new law, his vote will count thirty two times. Okay,

727
00:45:10.280 --> 00:45:12.800
Why who's your prediction?

728
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:20.559
My prediction is Trump only because I know most Americans aren't.

729
00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:24.239
They're still not ready to see a female president, and

730
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:26.760
so they're going to choose him over her, especially with

731
00:45:26.840 --> 00:45:30.559
the way that she's behaving in talk shows and all

732
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:33.800
these other things. But Pipman, you have my vote.

733
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:35.239
Well, thank you?

734
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:36.079
Wait?

735
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:38.880
Can I ask you wait? First, I have to say something.

736
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:42.679
You know that statement you just made one I didn't know.

737
00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.679
But you are a misogynist. I mean that's uncole.

738
00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:48.480
Okay, go on, I said people aren't ready. I didn't

739
00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:49.280
say I wasn't ready.

740
00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:53.280
No, I agree that America and the world is not

741
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:55.719
ready for a female president. I agree with that. But

742
00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:57.360
I also can say.

743
00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:00.719
I would not vote for her because in the four

744
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:04.920
years she has been our vice president, she has done nothing.

745
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:09.079
Most vice presidents don't. That don't mean crap, Wait a

746
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:13.639
minute more, you're drinking the kool aid. Okay, listen, you're

747
00:46:13.719 --> 00:46:19.519
not allowed to do stuff when you're vice president because look, yeah, we're.

748
00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:21.960
First ladies from from back in the eighties.

749
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:27.280
First ladies have to say, first ladies.

750
00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:30.480
From the eighties to now have done more than Kamala

751
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:31.760
has in four years.

752
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:34.559
Okay, how do you know? Were you there?

753
00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:36.559
I was there for that.

754
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:37.079
I need.

755
00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:43.840
You know, I can remember you can ladies did more

756
00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:44.480
and we're on.

757
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:47.880
You cannot make that comparison anything else. You cannot make

758
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:50.800
that comparison. First, because Kamala has never been married to

759
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:51.400
a president.

760
00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:55.440
She was a vice president, right, she has She was

761
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:58.280
a vice president and she did less than first ladies

762
00:46:58.360 --> 00:46:58.840
have done.

763
00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:01.840
Even if she'd something, she wouldn't get the credit for it.

764
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:06.599
That just means she's not you know, like well you also.

765
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:08.400
Have to think about that. About it this way, right,

766
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:12.320
Like Biden hasn't been him his best self this last

767
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:14.679
couple of years. So who has been doing all the work?

768
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:20.119
Not the puppets to control the freaking? But is it

769
00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:21.000
the dark state?

770
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:28.840
Which is scarier the pole? I want to which is scarier? Halloween?

771
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:30.960
Or the presidential election this year?

772
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:32.880
Presidential election? Down?

773
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:36.960
Like how scary is this ship?

774
00:47:38.280 --> 00:47:42.960
Like I don't okay, I hope you I hope you

775
00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:45.199
guys get your own version of true dope.

776
00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:45.719
Okay.

777
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:48.840
I hope that you guys get to legalize marijuana finally.

778
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:52.559
And I don't know, we don't need.

779
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.119
Everybody being stone all the time. Have you been to

780
00:47:55.239 --> 00:47:59.480
the legal have you been to these legal states? Okay?

781
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:01.079
I know, I know.

782
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:04.960
You know how many engineers in our La studio had

783
00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:09.880
to fire because it's it's legal in California? Like literally

784
00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:13.880
ask rebel how many times? Rebel? I was like Jesus

785
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:19.079
fucking Christ, like you don't have to be stone twenty four.

786
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:21.079
So they're showing up, they're showing up to work like that.

787
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.239
Well, it's just like drinks, yeah, creational thing, right, like

788
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.360
you can't you got to still be sober to live

789
00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:27.960
your you know, do your duties.

790
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:29.199
I think that's right there.

791
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:33.960
I gotta say something, Okay, nobody wanted to legalize marijuana

792
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:37.599
back in the eighties when when it probably should have been.

793
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:40.719
But now they want to legalize it by doing these

794
00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:46.679
ad campaigns of police officers scaring you into it. Oh,

795
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:50.639
better make sure to vote yes on Prop three because

796
00:48:50.719 --> 00:48:54.960
otherwise we're trying to get the pot laced with the

797
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:56.719
fentanyl off the street.

798
00:48:57.079 --> 00:48:59.880
Here's what I think to stop it. Here's what I think.

799
00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:04.199
I think Proposition three is a trap and everyone who

800
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.920
votes for it will be on a list of who

801
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:07.719
to watch out for.

802
00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:12.280
Oh, no doubt about it. Like they're not doing all

803
00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:13.679
this stuff for us.

804
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:17.920
Like you're voluntarily telling us you do this, okay.

805
00:49:17.679 --> 00:49:19.679
And they're making a ton of money off of it.

806
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:20.840
It's still illegal.

807
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:24.320
You know, I've never smoked weed in my life, but

808
00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:25.800
I do believe it should be legal.

809
00:49:26.719 --> 00:49:30.400
Well, and you know what, no, you're your proof of why.

810
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:34.039
There's a big there's a big difference between weed and THHC.

811
00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:40.800
Hey, but but one. Rebel's perfect, the perfect example of

812
00:49:41.440 --> 00:49:44.039
like she should be the commercial of why people should

813
00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:48.559
legalise and smoke marijuana because look at how she is

814
00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:54.559
and she's never ever smoked it. That's scary. That's scary. Okay,

815
00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:59.000
maybe you need it. Maybe it is the miracle drug.

816
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.559
I don't know. Oh, but before we go, because it's

817
00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:05.800
about over, But Rebel, can you go through the list

818
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:07.960
of things that we were supposed to talk about so

819
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:10.639
I can talk about them now? While you do that,

820
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:13.159
I'm gonna talk yes, while you did, not going to

821
00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:15.320
talk about the things I didn't talk about. Okay, So

822
00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:20.440
stay tuned. Shiprock is one of the coolest metal rock

823
00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:25.159
cruises in the world. It's sold out every year. They're

824
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:30.840
actually releasing some tickets right right now. Okay, this is

825
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.719
like a total surprise. There might be some news coming

826
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:38.039
up from the pipe Man. Stay tuned. I'm not gonna

827
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:39.920
tell you what it is yet, but there might be

828
00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:43.079
some news. But there also might be a possibility of

829
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.360
maybe we might do a giveaway. I don't know, but

830
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:47.159
you're gonna have to listen to the show every week

831
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:49.079
to find out, and you're gonna have to listen to

832
00:50:49.239 --> 00:50:52.320
podcasts and all that, but check out Shiprock. Is one

833
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:55.119
of the cool people that I know that goes ship

834
00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:58.119
Rock like they go every year, like this is their

835
00:50:58.360 --> 00:51:01.079
favorite part of life. And it's such a community and

836
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:05.039
there's people that like they're like friends for life because

837
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:08.480
is the most incredible thing. It's a cruise with metal

838
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:12.440
bands and rock hard rock bands and as cool as hell.

839
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:16.840
So that is something we had to discuss today Rebel.

840
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:21.719
We also we did discuss Louder than Life. Slayer didn't

841
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:23.840
get to play this here due to the hurricane, but

842
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:28.480
screw you Hurricane Slayers. Coming back next year twenty twenty five,

843
00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:31.280
We are going to have ticket giveaways for Lower than Life,

844
00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:33.840
so stay tuned for that. On the Adventurous Pipe Man.

845
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:36.519
What else have I missed? Rebel Helpless this day?

846
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:37.559
Candy corn Day?

847
00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:41.920
Yeah you said about candy corn Day. I love candy corns.

848
00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:44.559
It's one of my favorite Halloween candies, by the way,

849
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:47.199
but not if I get them trick or treating, because

850
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:51.960
then they're poison and I'm gonna die. Okay, so kitties

851
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:56.880
don't eat those candy corns when we never ever. Okay,

852
00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:00.559
no apples because they usually have razor blae. It's in them.

853
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:04.599
This is from my when I was a kid. Yes,

854
00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:07.840
and you know, so you gotta be careful. It must

855
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:12.760
be completely sealed and produced and not produced by the

856
00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:17.400
government because that can be a problem too, just saying

857
00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:23.239
of it. I don't need any of it for the

858
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:27.360
presidential election. They're gonna get everybody into a food coma

859
00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:30.559
of all this sugar so they don't show up to

860
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:37.679
vote and some surprise candidate starts with p will steal

861
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:43.159
the election. I'm just saying, Okay, is there anything else

862
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:43.599
I missed?

863
00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:48.679
Rebel looks like respectable street silly goose.

864
00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:52.119
Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta talk about that.

865
00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:54.360
Armored saint.

866
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:57.639
Oh yeah, I got But it is National Publicist date

867
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:01.880
today too. So that's pretty scary too, because I'm getting

868
00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:06.119
a ten million different requests for interviews. But that's because

869
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.280
my interviews started going viral this week. Two of them.

870
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:13.000
Two of my interviews, somebody said to me, oh or

871
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:15.719
called viral, like all the news sources are picking them up.

872
00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.039
So Pipeman has hit the news again for the ten

873
00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:22.119
million time. But this was pretty cool. My Judas Priests

874
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:26.079
interview and my exel Dope interview, So go check out

875
00:53:26.119 --> 00:53:29.039
those interviews. They were picked up by the news sources

876
00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:31.360
because of some things that were said in those interviews.

877
00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:35.039
So if you didn't catch them, you need to catch them.

878
00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:37.920
And then what else was it? What'd you say, Nicole

879
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:43.920
less to stay, had lost? I said publicist? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

880
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:49.960
yeah yeah. So November twenty fourth in Orlando, Florida. Okay,

881
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:52.000
so I had to interview recently with my old friend

882
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:55.760
joey Vera from Armored Saint. I was their original merch

883
00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:58.320
company at fifteen years old. You'll have to hear about

884
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:02.519
that story on another episode. And basically I'm going to

885
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:06.599
cover that show. It's Armored Saint and Wasp. One of

886
00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:08.880
the first club shows I ever went to my life

887
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:11.599
was like the second one ever and that's where I

888
00:54:11.679 --> 00:54:17.719
met joey Vera. Was Halloween forty years ago and it

889
00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:22.159
was Wasp, Armored Saint and this band Headshaker. I saw

890
00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:24.840
an ad in magazine. I'm like, man, these people look cool,

891
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:27.760
and from that day on, that's where the pipe Man

892
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.639
grew into being the metal head he is today. So

893
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:33.920
it's going to be cool reuniting with my old friends

894
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:36.960
for a great show. And then there was another show

895
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:39.960
we wanted to talk about Rebel Harriet and.

896
00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:41.679
JADUs Price and Dope.

897
00:54:42.480 --> 00:54:47.760
I did that array Yeah, Cili, that's the one. There

898
00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:51.239
you go see, I got to train Rebel. After fifteen

899
00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:54.639
million years, she still can't do it. Okay, okay. So

900
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:56.840
I was lucky enough to get home from the Pipe

901
00:54:56.920 --> 00:54:59.840
Band radio tour and Silly Goose one of my favorite

902
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:04.320
newest bands. Man, what a story. If you haven't heard

903
00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:07.840
it before, come back to Adventures pipe Man. We'll tell

904
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:11.920
a story again because this band is so old school

905
00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:14.000
and so cool and they played at one of my

906
00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:17.440
favorite venues here once Palm Beach, Respectable Street. Pipe Man

907
00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:19.519
was on the guest list, showed up. It was a

908
00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:23.159
great show. Loved it. There's a lot going on. Check

909
00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:25.519
them out on tour. They're also going to have their

910
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:28.000
headlining tour in the beginning of the years. So check

911
00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:30.519
out Silly Goose and I got a cool shirt from

912
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:33.519
Silly Goose. You need to support your bands. Buy their merch.

913
00:55:33.599 --> 00:55:35.239
It's the only way to get to the next show.

914
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:39.400
Buy their merch. Don't buy the pipe main group on

915
00:55:39.880 --> 00:55:43.360
because that's not very good merch. Well no, yes bye,

916
00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:44.119
get it for free.

917
00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:46.599
If you vote for pipe Man, vote you might get

918
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:48.519
the gifts that keeps on giving too.

919
00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:52.559
Okay, vote for pipe Man for pres subscribe to the

920
00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:55.519
pipe Man only fans, and you will get the gift

921
00:55:55.880 --> 00:56:01.159
that keeps giving. Okay, Just like you said, okay, okay,

922
00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:04.280
and so that's it. Anything else you want to say,

923
00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:08.440
rebel okay, anything else you want to say? One?

924
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:10.079
No, I think we're good.

925
00:56:11.239 --> 00:56:15.760
How about how about you, Nicole? You give your socials

926
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:17.440
and your show info. Hurry up.

927
00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:21.119
You only got like okay with your healing podcast dot com.

928
00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:24.639
Find us Tuesday's two pm Eastern on W four w

929
00:56:24.920 --> 00:56:26.559
N dot com Talk four TV.

930
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:32.559
Thanks for having me. Happy Halloween, Halloween night.

931
00:56:33.119 --> 00:56:36.599
I always start on time. I always start on time.

932
00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:39.239
Wend these days, I'll end on time. Tune into the

933
00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:42.679
Adventures byte Man every week Wednesday at one pm Eastern time,

934
00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:48.239
W four c Y Radio, W four c HY dot com. Hey,

935
00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:52.639
Happy Halloween and happy end of the world. The end

936
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:56.000
of the world is coming next week, so enjoy Halloween

937
00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:58.119
this week. Thanks for listening. Roll it one.

938
00:57:06.199 --> 00:57:11.000
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin on

939
00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:14.400
w f C Y Radio.