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0:50 It's time for the adventures you'll find me before see White I com list. Pombeats is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Man. Oh, I can't believe I made it. Actually we're going to talk about this why I bring the pipe Nuts on? But I almost didn't make it to the show once again, and everything got thrown in my way, but still did not stop the pipe Man from the final show before the election. Vote pipe Man for pres And I'm wearing this hat for a reason too, so when Rebel comes on, she can ask me what the reason is. But well, why don't we just bring her on. Let's bring on the swamp nut rebel meddler. Hi, everybody, what's up? Swamp nut?

1:42 Nothing much on the pipe. Man, If you're a swamp nut, does that mean your nuts or sweaty? Absolutely all the time? Okay, Well, on that note, let's bring in from way out west the what what kind nut? Did we say? What he was going to be? Oh my, did we ever give him one nut? We did last week? Were you're not paying attention? Maybe he knows he's gonna have to tell us. So let's bring on the welly nut. We'll call him the welly nut because he's in the Wellington studio. What did we call?

2:24 What did we come up with last week? Who knows? Yeah? I've had different ones there, none of them stick so. Sticky nuts. Well you got the you get the sweaty nuts with the sticky nuts. Non stick nuts? Is that like, is that like a nonstick pan or something? Yeah, that's a dangerous to cooking that nutt. So I gotta tell you something. Fifty eight years old. I turned fifty eight this month. Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't know fifty eighths of wooh wooh, it's like shit, it's like an oh shit, like half of that. Listen, we sit there and talk about it at festivals and interviews too, like that, you know in my yeah, yeah, in my like teenage years, you know, we would sit there and talk about like, oh, it doesn't matter, We're not even gonna live past thirty anyway. The idea of living past thirty was like so foreign, Like I mean, I don't understand how I'm almost double that okay, And I don't even know how I made it this far.

3:46 I shouldn't have okay. I don't know why somebody's watching over me, because really nobody should be watching over me. There's a lot that I should be you know, paying penance for, and for some reason, I get watched over even to come on this show. But here's my point. Fifty eight years I just learned something. You can learn something in age, and that's why I'm wearing this hat. What you should learn something new every day. Well, that that's why I'm wearing this hat. So before Rebel, you asked me, what how that relates? Why don't we bring on our resident. Let's see, maybe we could call her something different today, like the resident traditional Chinese medicine guru that's that's that's what we'll call her.

4:44 What is that? Is there something sneaking up on you, Rebel? It looks like something's coming from behind the curtain. That's it's Halloween. That's pretty scary, right. What are you doing. I'm trying to do? Is that a dildo? It's a what is that a dildo? Microphone that you're grabbing. Oh, it's a microphone. Grab a dildo on this show? I don't know any so I wouldn't. Okay, one, just bring doctor Nicole fort and on, okay, and move her. Move her to the right, because Rebel should be to the left there. That's fair because I was really throwing off you putting her over on the left there. I didn't know who was who to the left, to the left and five? All right, Rebel, do you want to know why I'm wearing this hat?

5:44 I do. I want to know why you wear an hat? Okay? So I found out literally within the past week that women find guys when they wear a hat backwards be like super hot. And I never thought I always just did it because I didn't want to brush my hair or had BedHead or something like that. To slowly tap on and you're good to go, because this morning I had to get up at five and drive north a couple hours towards like Cocoa Peak, and I had to make it back in here time for the show.

6:25 I was driving, and I almost didn't make it. But we'll talk about that in a minute. So you two females here on the show, and you want too. It always feels good to be forgotten. Well, you know, you haven't said anything, so it's kind of like I have to tell a story. This is an honest story. Okay, speaking of that, this is why you should not be quiet. Okay, you should be more of a boisterous you know, animated. Not you specifically, just everybody, So especially when it's a large family. So I have four kids, and one day we went to the furniture store and the three girls they were too busy fighting, gelling, being annoying, getting my getting thing. One all riled up to where she's all but blah blah blah. And so we leave the store and we're driving home. Our home is like ten minutes from the store. We're about five minutes away.

7:38 Tell me you didn't forget one of the kids there. Where's Derek? Because Derek was the quiet one, okay, So but Derek was the one. Okay. So it was Derek and Lee, the older ones. They'd be in the back seat and Leah's like the loud, boisterous one, And so Derek would just sit there very hurry, quietly and like keep poking her like the whole drive and say nothing and be perfectly quiet, and then Leah would just lose her shit and go bonkers, and then she would get in trouble, and of course Derek wouldning. Now that also helps in this situation, because he was so quiet all the time, we didn't notice he wasn't there.

8:28 He was. I do have a similar story to that, tell yours. I will here here. I think this was like middle school, seventh grade time around. I used to take the bus home and one day I fell asleep on the bus on the way back home. When I wake up, when I tell you that, I did not recognize where I was. But the bus was parked and there was nobody in there. It was just me. The driver was gone, all the students were gone. It was just me. The buzz was parked outside of house. I waited. I waited for like twenty something minutes before I saw the driver come out of her house because she took her lunch break before picking up the high school students.

9:17 And I was stealing the bus outside her house. And then she had to drive you back to my house. So it would never happened. She'd be fired, you'd have your helicopter. Mom would be already calling the school like thirty seconds after you know, the bus left the school. Okay, Like back in the days, especially Gen Xers like my generation, we're called the latchkey kids because our parents didn't really give a fuck where we were or at what time or whatever. They really did it. Okay, it was like or they were at work. And they made the oldest kids take care of the little kids and you had to walk miles from school to get home.

9:59 Oh hell no. And the thing is like I saw her pass my stop. I just didn't want to say anything. I stayed quiet the whole ride, and then I fell asleep. About you, doctor Nicole. Do you people in the north have eight good stories like that? Yeah? I mean I was notorious for falling asleep on the bus too, or always being late. If that surprises anybody, Well, I was always running for the bus and if you missed it. I mean, yeah, I have a. Bone to pick with you, now, Okay. So I got up at five this morning. I drove up to almost Cocoa Beach. I had to go on a few appointments.

10:42 I had to get back here. It's at least two hour drive if there's no traffic, okay. And then there was traffic. And then I got back here and they on the road to the pipe Cave, the drawbridge went up, like everything went up in my way. There was no possible way that I could run up twelve flights of stairs, get the microphone hooked up, get the webcam hooked up, get everything ready to go and start this show on time. But I did you and you weren't here. So I was an excuse you have. I don't really give a fly in who, okay, because and what is it? Okay, I have to say, I want to bring up something because we have a vote going on this year. It's the third time, okay, that we're voting to legalize recreational marijuana in the state of Florida. Twice before it has failed.

11:51 So now what they have done this year is they have recruited the Sheriff's department to do ads on television to tell you to vote for pot to be legal. Like, I think that's a trap. I'm just saying. But if you watch the commercial, it's like the sheriff of Palm Beach County saying to vote yes, I'm proposition three. But here's my point. You people in Canada you call it like like everywhere you go around the world, even around this country, smoking stuff like that is called something different.

12:32 So like in New Jersey they call smoking a joint, they call it smoking a bone. I don't understand what that means. Does that mean that you're a gay pot head because you're gained a boner when you smoke this or something? Why are you shaking your head? Rebels Mr Volume, you're muted, Ding dong, you're muted. We can't hear you. Okay, yeah, you're muted, Kay of Engineeration. She doesn't even know if she's muted or not. Like, what is this? The incompetence it amazes.

13:12 Is upside down world today. Okay, now we can hear you, Rebel. It helps when the mic is on. I get calls all the time. You know I can't hear your show? Well, are your speakers on? No? I didn't know I had to do that. Well, that might help. Go turn your speakers on. Oh it's working now, thank you so much. These are actual real life conversations I have during either for things for my show or other shows on the station all the time, okay, or or people calling my phone number to be on somebody's show, and it's somebody that has done it multiple times too.

13:59 You know. So it's like maybe you get get the hint. I don't know, but anyway, okay, So, and then if you go to different places things what they call it in Canada, don't you guys call it like give a hoot, don't pollute something like that. It's not. Oh yeah, I would say, like we're having a hoot, you know. Yeah, that makes zero sense. All I can hear when you see that is give a hoot, don't pollute, which you're polluting by smoking the ship because you're polluting the air. So well you shouldn't be giving hoots up there because you're polluting the air and it's coming down here.

14:40 Okay, yeah right, okay, we we and Canada pay carbon tax. Okay, we paid to pollute, so we paid. Is that why you keep sending those Chinese balloons? Over here that if Pipeman's elected, I'm gonna authorize cross vote to take out the balloons. Yeah, they're gonna have to be very powerful cross bowls. But yeah, yeah, yeah, no, Oh my gosh, I'm elected president, you know, and vote for me in a couple of days. But if I'm elected president, I'm gonna do away with all guns, and everybody gets their own personal crossbow. And that's the only thing you can use to defend yourself, to overthrow the government. Whatever you need to do, that's your thing, that's your tool. We think.

15:31 Yeah, I'm I'm curious to know what else is on, Like the agenda of the pipe Mane for pres campaign. Oh yeah, we got we have to talk about that absolutely. First of all, what are we going for here? Well, I need you to be ready for this, Okay, okay, okay. So first of all, if I am elected president, I will bring Slayer to play in twenty twenty five again unless somebody beats me to it, if somebody in the background and I won't be able to do it, Like, yeah, what's going on there? Rebel? Are you hells or something?

16:20 And now we can't hear her. Yeah, because she knew it because it is background. Though she's not now she is. My god, Oh my gosh. Okay, so one did anybody beat me? Because if I won't be able to bring the slaver, somebody did it. If someone did, I did see a file. Let me see if we can play it? Is it flexible? Louder than Life was called off today? Jay Shoe was already delayed by the wind and rain from Helene before organizers made the decision to cancel. So the fans we talked to were a little bit appointed. Okay, honestly, I'd like to know. Okay that was announced today, but honestly, and they said this major twenty twenty five announcement was coming. Okay, what I want to know is will you pay attention?

17:33 Is show rebel like Jesus Christ. We're on a race trying to finish the. Jesus Like again, I could go all the way up to Cocoa and back take care of everything. You can't even get the dishes done before the show, Like, what the hell is your problem? Or figure out the microphone? You're muted? You are muted. Yeah, she knows she's muting, and she's doing a purpose. Because people are doing the dishes. Yeah, and she can't control the people in her studio. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it. Speaking of refrigerator. Okay, no, Rebel, I need you to speak now, I need you to speak.

18:21 Rebel taking off the mute button. I'm not doing the mute button. I'm not doing anything with the mute button. You're doing it. Okay, Oh well then I guess one did it, and so Rebel. Yes, there's something in today's notes today. Remember I told you I'm going to come to you for reference. What is it in our notes that has to do with today and refrigerators? Nothing? Come on, now you better read read it? Am I gonna have to pull it up myself?

19:02 Now? Come on? It disappeared? Oh my god? What kind of sidekick is she? Anyway? She can't have fun? Can you? Can you pull up the thing and please see if you know what I'm talking about? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? All three of you have email? There was some special day today? Yeah, there are a bunch of special days and one of them has to do with refrigerators. Yeah, it's like National Client's Day today.

19:42 Day. Okay, I don't know that, But what about there was something else. Rebel. Hey, there's come on, rebel, all right, I guess I'm gonna have to do the work for you. Tonight is my favorite nights of the year. First of all, Tonight's one of my favorite nights of the year. Why because it's mischief Night. And that's an ourd thing about different places. I grew up in New Jersey and we had mischief length. That's better than Halloween. And then I moved to California in there was they didn't know what that was. Yeah, we don't. I don't know. I don't know about that.

20:23 You don't know about mischief Night? Do you want no mischief nighties every night for me? Yeah? Well that's well that runs in your blood. Speaking of which one, okay, I have to say, how does the Mexican community feel about the comments about Puerto Rico. I don't even know what comments you're talking. About, Okay. So yeah, at one of Trump's rallies just recently, there's this dude, it's all over the news. He was calling the island of Puerto Rico like a garbage can in the ocean or some crap like that, some super racist comments. At this rally, there were multiple racist comments, but this one stoock out like people above the rest of them. Famous Hispatic people have come out and they're like, this could turn the election. I'm just saying to be real, you know, all joking aside, this could turn the election, Like they were, How the hell Puerto Rico's part of the United States. How do you talk shit about your own people and your own territories and your own states?

21:48 And I don't get that. So if I'm elected pipe Man for pres. Anybody talks bad about anything anywhere in this country that is anything against any of your brethren, then you're gonna get a toe snipped off. Yeah. I think you should endorse more geography lessons because most people think that Peri is part of Mexico, Alaska's part of Canada, and Hawaii is like some island off the coast of California, Like they don't know how far apart a.

22:31 Hey, people think Puerto Rico is part of Mexico, though it is true, you know, and god people are stupid, like they should listen. I think you should be able to pass an IQ test to be able to vote. At least ninety seven right, yeah. Listen, pipe Man for Pres. That's my one another you want another one of my platforms, doctor Nicole, It is that you have to have a certain element of intelligence to be able to vote. Anybody you can vote. You can't just vote because you can breathe. It's like, we value your opinion, but please solve. For X, yes exactly if you like. And the screen when you go to vote, the screen before it lets you pick a person, it should give you like some type of like questionnaire of like just to see if you're capable enough of someund mind to pick a person.

23:25 It's so tricky how they question. It's so tricky how they promote the stuff too, because there's like Amendment four that you have to vote for here, and if you read it on the surface, it looks like you're voting for women's rights, and what you're really voting for is taking away a parent's right to authorize their minor child to do something. So it's very depend on how they write it. You know, We've had similar things voting on, like I think I know what I'm voting. For, but like we worded Sony people mischievously that I'm so confused and now I don't even know.

24:09 You know what it is, but one, it's marketing at its finest. Oh, no doubt it. Yeah, yeah, it's so funny you that it's like all a business. It's all it's all a marketing ploy. You know. It's like the electronic agreements that you sign. Nobody reads those and then they get mad when you can't do something because you violated the guidelines. You read the guidelines. Oh wait, you didn't, you just signed it. Okay, Uh what happened? Listen? I don't know in your generation lawn okay, where you taught that you don't sign anything before reading it. Because I know, and when I was a kid, like, oh my god, if you ever signed something without reading it, that was like the worst thing you could ever do.

24:56 And it's true too, because like there's been instances of people signing contracts and getting screwed over really badly because they signed an empty contract. But were you ever taught that one. I was taught that you're supposed to read it, but he wasn't enforced. So it's like you read everything before you sign, but then it's like no reinforcement behind that, so people just say like, oh, that's what you're supposed to do, but it's like in terms of agreement, you just click on it forget about it. How about this? This is good. We should do a topic in one episode between different generations and stuff of what was acceptable to say to kids. Like, for instance, when I was a kid, one of the most popular sayings was children should be seen and not heard. Imagine.

25:55 Yeah, but then when they don't hear me, they take me to their house on the bush. Yeah. See, so maybe they should be heard. See you make a good point, like, maybe that's why your generation smarter because you've thought of stuff like that. We just thought of Listen right now in Riviera Beach, Florida, there's a whole been a whole big thing going on about feces in the water. Okay, and all these people are complaining about feces in the water. Yet my generation, our parents, when we were outside playing them thirsty and we knocked at the house, they wouldn't let us in the house. They said, go drink from the hose. A kid, you not. You weren't allowed back in the house. Like you're out, you're out. You know you can't come in for a glass water drink out of hose. Now you would yell at your kid for drinking out of a hose. Yeah, so I just just came to me. I find it very interesting. So okay, so much.

27:00 Time outside as a kid, like I've never I'll never get as much of a tan as as an adult as I did as a kid. Oh. I was just like the dermatologist and she was complaining that I got sun Like, oh, really, well, am I supposed to be a goth or something? I mean I am kind of goth without the goth Okay, but I mean seriously, like big deal. But she could tell I was a surfer because because I have no son on my chest or my back, because I did have screen your. Eyes from the sunglasses, that. Too, probably, But but I'm always wearing the rash guard because I did have some uh some skin cancer that got taken out. No, not spot like this doctor described it years ago when I went there as angry. The part that she had to remove was angry, and yes, it was very It was like what you see in those cartoons like the angry whatever. No wonder kids are so scared. Okay, but here's the thing going back to what led us off this bad track. Not it's mischief night Tonight, which basically mischief night is where you go and you vandalize and it's acceptable. Okay, So what you do is you go tp people's houses for those of you that don't know that that's toilet papering. Or or

28:30 you would put dog poop in a paper bag, light it on fire and then ding dong and ditch so the people would come out and step on the bag. Or eggs. Eggs are very popular a Mischief Night, like because nasty egg people's cars and houses. We like a stick bologney on people's car and then it rests. Do you ever do that one? No? But how about sugar in the ass tank? I don't recommend because it does ruin a car, but brutal truth be told, statue limitations is out. I did do that once to somebody that really pissed me off. And so on Mischief Night they got, Yeah, they got the old sugar and the gas tank trick. Because like there's a movie with Eddie Murphy with the potato in the Oh you got me with the potato in the in the exhaust pipe trip. You know, if you stick a potato old school cars, you stuck a potato in their exhaust pipe.

29:34 This is the thing we would do. They couldn't start their car okay, and they would call the tow truck okay, and the tow truck would come out charge of like one hundred and fifty bucks. You know, it's pre pre having triple A. And all the tow truck had to do was pull the potato out of the exhaust pipe. You know. So there's levels, there's levels of mischief. There's a lot. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the banana. That was it. I did the potato. The movie you're talking about that, that was I did the potato. Yes, exactly. I can also tell you too. Okay. So we talked about Israel and Palestine right now. Well, back when I was in middle school, it was Israel in Egypt, and so there was this kid that lived near me. We were like, we had this love hate relationship. We're best friends, but hate ehr because you know, it was a time when Americans and people around the world were stupid and thought that, you know, because he was Egyptian and I'm Jewish, we're supposed to hate each other and like that's a born thing, you know, And that's when we were really stupid, and we're trying to get stupid like that again. That's the problem.

30:54 That's why you need to vote Pipeman for pres because we don't need to get stupid like that. Again. We need to include everybody. We need to love everybody. We need to not look at skin color or places you're from, or sexual orientation or anything. I don't care. If you pick your nose, You're included, Okay, and that includes you, doctor Nicole. And so, so what you're saying is make America smart again? Yeah, because sense comment again. I mean, it's just there's so much stupid shit I can talk about, like, it's just ridiculous what goes on. But the fact that I have to hear this view of hate the other day from several people that are like in the inner circle of a presidential candidate in the United States of America is just absolutely freaking disgusting. Okay.

31:49 And you know what, I'll tell you what. Puerto Rico is one of my favorite places to go, very cool surfing there. The people are totally cool. There is you know, the women are hot, you know. Oh okay, So going back to that, so now I think I'm going to wear my hat like this all the time. Is it true, ladies? Is it true? Because this is a thing. I saw it like all over the place recently, that this is a thing that now not this, not that, but that that's much better. So okay, so you can.

32:32 But there is a possibility of being hat fished. So it's there. It looks nice if you know you know, well, yeah, it is a good way to happen. So wearing a hat you don't know it's underneath there, which is true. But does this help in promoting the group on? Yeah? Okay, so that proves it rebel? Why are you still okay? Rebel? Yes? What about you? Either way? I can take the head either way or not in general.

33:12 But that's just a guy. If you see a guy and he's wearing a hat backwards, is that like do it for you? Do you like? I go, oh no, not unless it's pointy. Yeah, and it's hit. Does that have to be a pointy way? At? Is that what I think? Oh? I see, I see, Oh she sees. But this just this is coming from the pipe Man campaign headquarters. It seems like there's a Group one on the rise. They seem to be thinking if they vote for you, they get a better discount on the Group one. No, but I am going to tell you what's gonna happen in a second. Okay, but I do want before I forget again, how does it relate to refrigerators?

34:02 How does relate to refrigerators? About that earlier we were talking about the Haunted Refrigerator night thing. Yes, so it is not just Mischief Night, it's also Haunted Refrigerator Night. Who knew? What? Yes? That reminds me of My Little Toaster? You remember that movie? Is that like the. Canadian version of My Little Pony? Come on, it's like a short or something. I just imagine it. I just imagine this Canadian writhing on this animated toaster going beauty. Eh.

34:47 Yeah, I dressed up like a Canadian today, a little mix of everything. Just so. Yeah, when is that you're wearing like flannel plaid with leopard print? That? Yeah? Why, I'm in a wild I got a. Bad acid trip. If you ask me, you got some bundy ears through all the wild creatures? All right, So, Rebel, what were we just talking about that? I said, wait, I want. Haunted refrigerator. I know, before the refrigerator. I had to talk about the refrigeror first, I said, wait, and to talk about the refriger Rebel, Yeah, here's the deal. I've been sneakily behind the scenes updating the pipe Man Only Fans. It's gaining a complete makeover. No more food, no more feet, no more blonde. It's just gonna do what my vision of what it was going to be to begin with my vic So everybody's got to pay attention. So, yes, if they subscribe to the pipe Man Only Fans, then they could get a free group on. Okay, that's a that's a pretty good deal. Yeah, that's a pretty good deal.

36:14 I just gotta say, Okay, but you must be stay a subscriber for at least one year. Okay, that's the disclaimer. Okay. And so basically the pipe Man Only Fans that's going to consist of all the all the shenanigans of the pipe Man radio tour, outtakes of this show and stuff you probably won't see elsewhere because pipe Man's photographers take a year to get the pictures done so. And then they just a blurry picture of a burger. Yeah, exactly. They have to wait for it, and it's act. Now you have to get the premium the pipe Man Only Fans to get the burger. No, we eliminated the Burger, Like I said, no more food. Uh, you know, because.

37:00 No more tacos, No more tacos. No more unless he'r at a festival or Tuesday, or if they are something happens with them during the show that we can't show on the show, or if it's Tuesday. Yeah, that's a good idea too. I think I think we should give one a new job. Is like every Tuesday he has to send me a different taco picture to put on the pipe. Man only fans. I'll make them myself. I'll eat them myself. But the pictures will not be blurry. I can tell you that.

37:46 Well, she's not wearing their glasses. That's why the. Pictures you can, Yeah, you can. What do you call that? I've always been in my family. The cactus when you when you grill the cactus, we call it bisteka steka, which translates to Aztec steak because it's not. A Yeah, it's kind of like cauliflowers steak, but for most are so good. Yeah, but then you also have it with real steak. So it's like I saw each other. It's so stupid that I was at the grocery store the other day and they were marketing a piece of watermelon as watermelon steak, like it's just a piece of watermelon.

38:31 And the thing is like I've seen these videos where they take the watermelon and they put like Worcestershire sauce, and it's like you're making it taste nice steak, but you don't want steak. What is the point of this? Trivia question? Trivia question? You ready? What can you do to watermelon to make it sweeter? It's so to it? You say salt? That is absolutely correct. Yes, it's true. If you pour salt on watermelon, it makes it sweeter. That's a use ten. But yeah, that works. Tahinidahen, it's tahen.

39:14 It's like this little chili that you put on watermelons make things taste better. Like it's like you put it on fruit's chili on watermelon. Yeah, it really good. Oh my god, my level of respect for you. Just drop the peg. Speaking of pegs, do you do you do you do any pegging? Rebel? No? So somebody talking about pegging today, So what the hell is pegging? Do you know what? The Canadians know what pegging? I don't. I don't know what that means. I could guess I'm just like I think about a pogos jumping out pogo stick. Oh, that would hurt. That would hurt.

39:55 It depends on which way the pogo stick is facing, right. Lon, Do you know anybody you've ever known your whole life that knows what pegging is and it enjoys it? No, how about you, Rebel, that's a yes. Okay, So tell us a story, Rebel. No, unmute, Rebel, unmute, unmute. She's trying to run away from the story, not muting that. I don't understand how they keeps happening it. I don't know. We're not doing Nobody here is doing it. Okay, So, Rebel, yes, maybe you could explain to the Canadians what pegging is.

40:39 It's a sexual term. By the way, Rebel is our sexual deviate expert of the show. Go ahead, Rebel, well, thank you. Pegging is where you How can you say this for those of you. Who are okay, okay, can you say it? You just say it. It's where a woman straps on dildo and and butt plugs the dude. Just on the edge, just on the edge the edge of what a chair, what the edge of the edge of the flat earth. We need details.

41:22 No, you don't. You're the expert in this, not the expert in that. As you're a kk but K boyfriend ever been pegged by you? I don't have a KKK boyfriend. And no, it's a requirement in Louisiana. Don't tell me that it's a requirement in Louisiana. Okay, you can't. You can't. You can't be a legal resident of Louisiana unless you have sex with the KKK. That is not true. I'm just going to go on record saying that is not true. Oh so you just did it of your own free will. Then I didn't know his. Affiliation with that party when I was involved with him, when I.

42:03 Found It's not like it's not like on the list of questions that you ask somebody before you get close, you know, like typically. You wouldn't think that that would be have to be something you'd. Check off somebody. Okay, somebody wants to know the prediction on the election, So let's start all of us. Okay, let's start with the Canadian because you know, what is it with all you people up there to have like are so concerned about our politics? Like I know somebody that's Canadian that spouts more hate about America, about certain politicians on social media than anybody I've ever met. And it's like, you're not even American, why are you doing this?

42:52 But anycause we're your little sister, you know where you're we we kind of follow suit in a way. Oh wow. So I think it's like, what's your prediction? Do you predict a win for Trump, a win for Kamala, or a win for pipe Man. Well, I vote Uncle Al for president. You know this, but we only know of an uncle Sam. The uncle who's uncle. Yeah, Uncle Al is Al Jorgensen of Ministry, and he should run for president because well not only that, because if you can have any of these other idiots run for president, why not you know, like listen, yeah, I vote.

43:43 Anybody's better than anybody there is. Okay, Yeah, I'm voting for world peace. And you know, I don't know, we have our own sideshow happening here, So I guess it's like, you know, whatever whatever happens kind of dictates here a little bit. Okay, rebel, who you predict is when when the winner of the election. Must see Mickey Mouse is gonna get a couple of votes. But I predict the pipeline is gonna win. Yeah, I ain't gonna win, but thanks. Rebel the better of the choices. I keep voting for myself and they keep a living. Well, I can't win if they keep eliminating my vote. They're like, I can't vote, I don't I don't have to write to vote. I don't know why they won't tell me why.

44:38 It's because you're not going you're not a convicted felon. Yes, that's why. Well that's the new rule in Florida. Unless you're a convicted fell here too. Unless you're a convicted fella, you cannot vote in the state of Florida anymore. Okay. And and you know, if you have multiple counts, your your vote counts multiple times. So like when Trump votes with this new law, his vote will count thirty two times. Okay, Why who's your prediction? My prediction is Trump only because I know most Americans aren't.

45:20 They're still not ready to see a female president, and so they're going to choose him over her, especially with the way that she's behaving in talk shows and all these other things. But Pipman, you have my vote. Well, thank you? Wait? Can I ask you wait? First, I have to say something. You know that statement you just made one I didn't know. But you are a misogynist. I mean that's uncole. Okay, go on, I said people aren't ready. I didn't say I wasn't ready. No, I agree that America and the world is not ready for a female president. I agree with that. But I also can say. I would not vote for her because in the four years she has been our vice president, she has done nothing.

46:05 Most vice presidents don't. That don't mean crap, Wait a minute more, you're drinking the kool aid. Okay, listen, you're not allowed to do stuff when you're vice president because look, yeah, we're. First ladies from from back in the eighties. First ladies have to say, first ladies. From the eighties to now have done more than Kamala has in four years. Okay, how do you know? Were you there? I was there for that. I need. You know, I can remember you can ladies did more and we're on. You cannot make that comparison anything else. You cannot make that comparison. First, because Kamala has never been married to a president.

46:51 She was a vice president, right, she has She was a vice president and she did less than first ladies have done. Even if she'd something, she wouldn't get the credit for it. That just means she's not you know, like well you also. Have to think about that. About it this way, right, Like Biden hasn't been him his best self this last couple of years. So who has been doing all the work? Not the puppets to control the freaking? But is it the dark state? Which is scarier the pole? I want to which is scarier? Halloween? Or the presidential election this year? Presidential election? Down?

47:35 Like how scary is this ship? Like I don't okay, I hope you I hope you guys get your own version of true dope. Okay. I hope that you guys get to legalize marijuana finally. And I don't know, we don't need. Everybody being stone all the time. Have you been to the legal have you been to these legal states? Okay? I know, I know. You know how many engineers in our La studio had to fire because it's it's legal in California? Like literally ask rebel how many times? Rebel? I was like Jesus fucking Christ, like you don't have to be stone twenty four.

48:19 So they're showing up, they're showing up to work like that. Well, it's just like drinks, yeah, creational thing, right, like you can't you got to still be sober to live your you know, do your duties. I think that's right there. I gotta say something, Okay, nobody wanted to legalize marijuana back in the eighties when when it probably should have been. But now they want to legalize it by doing these ad campaigns of police officers scaring you into it. Oh, better make sure to vote yes on Prop three because otherwise we're trying to get the pot laced with the fentanyl off the street. Here's what I think to stop it. Here's what I think.

49:00 I think Proposition three is a trap and everyone who votes for it will be on a list of who to watch out for. Oh, no doubt about it. Like they're not doing all this stuff for us. Like you're voluntarily telling us you do this, okay. And they're making a ton of money off of it. It's still illegal. You know, I've never smoked weed in my life, but I do believe it should be legal. Well, and you know what, no, you're your proof of why. There's a big there's a big difference between weed and THHC. Hey, but but one. Rebel's perfect, the perfect example of like she should be the commercial of why people should legalise and smoke marijuana because look at how she is and she's never ever smoked it. That's scary. That's scary. Okay, maybe you need it. Maybe it is the miracle drug.

49:59 I don't know. Oh, but before we go, because it's about over, But Rebel, can you go through the list of things that we were supposed to talk about so I can talk about them now? While you do that, I'm gonna talk yes, while you did, not going to talk about the things I didn't talk about. Okay, So stay tuned. Shiprock is one of the coolest metal rock cruises in the world. It's sold out every year. They're actually releasing some tickets right right now. Okay, this is like a total surprise. There might be some news coming up from the pipe Man. Stay tuned. I'm not gonna tell you what it is yet, but there might be some news. But there also might be a possibility of maybe we might do a giveaway. I don't know, but you're gonna have to listen to the show every week to find out, and you're gonna have to listen to podcasts and all that, but check out Shiprock. Is one of the cool people that I know that goes ship Rock like they go every year, like this is their favorite part of life. And it's such a community and there's people that like they're like friends for life because is the most incredible thing. It's a cruise with metal bands and rock hard rock bands and as cool as hell.

51:12 So that is something we had to discuss today Rebel. We also we did discuss Louder than Life. Slayer didn't get to play this here due to the hurricane, but screw you Hurricane Slayers. Coming back next year twenty twenty five, We are going to have ticket giveaways for Lower than Life, so stay tuned for that. On the Adventurous Pipe Man. What else have I missed? Rebel Helpless this day? Candy corn Day? Yeah you said about candy corn Day. I love candy corns. It's one of my favorite Halloween candies, by the way, but not if I get them trick or treating, because then they're poison and I'm gonna die. Okay, so kitties don't eat those candy corns when we never ever. Okay, no apples because they usually have razor blae. It's in them.

52:00 This is from my when I was a kid. Yes, and you know, so you gotta be careful. It must be completely sealed and produced and not produced by the government because that can be a problem too, just saying of it. I don't need any of it for the presidential election. They're gonna get everybody into a food coma of all this sugar so they don't show up to vote and some surprise candidate starts with p will steal the election. I'm just saying, Okay, is there anything else I missed?

52:43 Rebel looks like respectable street silly goose. Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta talk about that. Armored saint. Oh yeah, I got But it is National Publicist date today too. So that's pretty scary too, because I'm getting a ten million different requests for interviews. But that's because my interviews started going viral this week. Two of them. Two of my interviews, somebody said to me, oh or called viral, like all the news sources are picking them up. So Pipeman has hit the news again for the ten million time. But this was pretty cool. My Judas Priests interview and my exel Dope interview, So go check out those interviews. They were picked up by the news sources because of some things that were said in those interviews.

53:31 So if you didn't catch them, you need to catch them. And then what else was it? What'd you say, Nicole less to stay, had lost? I said publicist? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So November twenty fourth in Orlando, Florida. Okay, so I had to interview recently with my old friend joey Vera from Armored Saint. I was their original merch company at fifteen years old. You'll have to hear about that story on another episode. And basically I'm going to cover that show. It's Armored Saint and Wasp. One of the first club shows I ever went to my life was like the second one ever and that's where I met joey Vera. Was Halloween forty years ago and it was Wasp, Armored Saint and this band Headshaker. I saw an ad in magazine. I'm like, man, these people look cool, and from that day on, that's where the pipe Man grew into being the metal head he is today. So it's going to be cool reuniting with my old friends for a great show. And then there was another show we wanted to talk about Rebel Harriet and.

54:40 JADUs Price and Dope. I did that array Yeah, Cili, that's the one. There you go see, I got to train Rebel. After fifteen million years, she still can't do it. Okay, okay. So I was lucky enough to get home from the Pipe Band radio tour and Silly Goose one of my favorite newest bands. Man, what a story. If you haven't heard it before, come back to Adventures pipe Man. We'll tell a story again because this band is so old school and so cool and they played at one of my favorite venues here once Palm Beach, Respectable Street. Pipe Man was on the guest list, showed up. It was a great show. Loved it. There's a lot going on. Check them out on tour. They're also going to have their headlining tour in the beginning of the years. So check out Silly Goose and I got a cool shirt from Silly Goose. You need to support your bands. Buy their merch.

55:33 It's the only way to get to the next show. Buy their merch. Don't buy the pipe main group on because that's not very good merch. Well no, yes bye, get it for free. If you vote for pipe Man, vote you might get the gifts that keeps on giving too. Okay, vote for pipe Man for pres subscribe to the pipe Man only fans, and you will get the gift that keeps giving. Okay, Just like you said, okay, okay, and so that's it. Anything else you want to say, rebel okay, anything else you want to say? One? No, I think we're good. How about how about you, Nicole? You give your socials and your show info. Hurry up.

56:17 You only got like okay with your healing podcast dot com. Find us Tuesday's two pm Eastern on W four w N dot com Talk four TV. Thanks for having me. Happy Halloween, Halloween night. I always start on time. I always start on time. Wend these days, I'll end on time. Tune into the Adventures byte Man every week Wednesday at one pm Eastern time, W four c Y Radio, W four c HY dot com. Hey, Happy Halloween and happy end of the world. The end of the world is coming next week, so enjoy Halloween this week. Thanks for listening. Roll it one.

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