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Yes, that's sure, see for
you. Your whake up America. It's

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time for the adventures. So fight
Man, I'll four split I com list.

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Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight

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manhoh, it's the pipe Man.
And we had some technical difficulties and still

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started on time. So here I
am the Adventures of Pipe Man, and

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we're going to talk about the things
behind me today with the pipe nuts.

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Now, can any of you guess
what that is behind my right ear?

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And we'll have Rachel and Rebel tell
us what's behind my left ear. And

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now we'll bring on all the pipe
nuts for the Adventures of Pipe Man.

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Here on W four c Y Radio, Come on down pipe nuts. Oh

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boy, look at those classes.
I love those glasses, Rebel, I

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just love those glasses. I love
these so many people seem to like them.

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So it's like, yeah, okay, we'll do this. I look

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like Red Fraggle today and why and
to and today I'm dressed to match only

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fans and I got my Beatles only
fans sunglasses on. And then uh,

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look at Rachel over there, she
just changed her whole haird Right, what's

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this you got going on here?
Rachel? What what's with that? What

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is it? What is it?
Rachel? Tell us about it? Has

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it gotten you banned from anywhere?
I just was saying, I was on

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you know, it's so weird.
TikTok is watching me so close, and

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I was, I just got another
violation. Every now they're watching me.

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They watch what happens when you become
a big shot there, you know,

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and see you're now they you know
what it is. They have a new

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ginger filter and you're using you're a
ginger now, So you're violating by copying

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their ginger filter with your own.
There's only one way to know for sure,

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So which one of you pipe nuts
wants to tell me what's above my

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right ear or to the right of
my right ear. That's that's that's lube.

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It's lube. Okay, well that's
a good guess, but that is

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a wrong But thank you for playing. Okay, rebel, what's your what's

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your? Seeds in someone's hand?
Seeds seeds in someone's hand. Eh,

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but thank you for playing. See, we don't need the sound effects.

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I make my own. Okay,
one, you're the final pipe not to

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have a chance at figuring that out. Jellyfish larva, That's exactly what it

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is. Bing ding ding dinging.
He is the winner. You know she

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actually has a jellyfish. Yeah,
it wasn't a jellyfish show. This is

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my third time since I've been here
in Costa Rica getting stung by jellyfish larva,

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and this was by far the worst
time. Like the last couple of

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days, I had the chills,
and I knew. I went into water.

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The water was cold. When the
war gets cold here, that's when

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it happens. And I knew.
And here's what the When I'm surfing,

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I'm wearing a rash guard, I'm
wearing board shorts, and I'm wearing water

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shoes, so they get What happens
is they get stuck in your clothes,

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whatever you're wearing. They get stuck
there and that's how they sting you.

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So like my whole upper body,
my whole legs and feet are all covered

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with this crap. Wow that you
see over my right ear there and that

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How long does that hurt for?
Well, it hurts it itches, you

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can get a fever, chills,
there's all kinds of other stuff. I

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did have chills for the past two
days. It lasts anywhere from four days

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to a month. Oh my gods, that's whorseon getting stung by one of

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their you know, adult ones,
well, because you got a whole bunch

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of them too. And here's what
happens. Okay, I knew it because

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I kind of felt it while I
was in the water. You know,

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it doesn't feel like something's like pinching
you. It just feels like something like

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poking, you know, not like
a not like a sting from a wasp,

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just a little poke and you're like, oh, that's weird, you

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know, that's what it feels like. And then after and then it takes

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about four to twenty four hours.
I want to prepare all you people that

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go in the ocean, because it
takes four to twenty four hours for this

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stuff to show up. So,
and here's what everybody calls it. I

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want I wanted to spell a myth. Everybody calls it sea lice. There

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are no such thing as sea lice, and they're not related, but they

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do. If you google sea lice, it shows up and then tells you

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it's I guess because nobody wants to
say joeyfish larva. That doesn't sound cool.

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You know it. Sea lice does
well, it does have a scarier

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ring to it. I think,
you know, like you think of your

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kids getting lice in school pages whatsoever. Okay, so sea lice, I

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mean regular lice are dece or not. But no, there is no such

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thing as sea lice. There's no
lice in the ocean. But these little

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screwballs, Okay, I gotta tell
you they could take down an elephant.

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Like why I haven't been in the
water since because and then here's what you

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do. There's certain treatments for it. Urine thing is bullshit, by the

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way, that's only if you get
stung by it. No, it's a

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bullshit story. That's it. Yes, it's just I guess it's just sick

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people have to do water play.
I don't know, but we'll have to

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see that on the only fans,
okay. And then okay, so here's

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here's what you do vinegar. So
I bet, first of all, what

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as soon as you get out of
water. I made a mistake too,

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because as soon as you get out
of water, you're supposed to get your

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bathing suit off. But like I
would have gotten arrested if I did that,

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So I you know, I went
back, returned the boards, showered

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at the showered at the serf place, and then made a couple stops on

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the way home, and then I
doused myself in vinegar. Like my whole

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body was in vinegar. I was
like, yes, it does, but

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I was a walking douchebag, just
like just like a lot of people are

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nowadays. Not to talk politics,
but there's a lot of walking douchebags out

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there. Okay, but uh yeah, it just needs to be the regular

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white vinegar. You can also use
ammonia. I choose vinegars much better than

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ammonia. I'm not throwing ammonia on
my body. Okay, Surprisingly enough,

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like it covered the inside of my
thighs, the under of my belly,

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get anywhere near genitals. I don't
know what you ever notice that? Like

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I have to well, I don't
know if it applies to women, but

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I'll ask one too. Like you
know, it's mosquitos never bite your genitals

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like they never bite your jeditals.
Jellyfish don't sting your jeditals. No,

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see them don't bite your genitals.
I've like never gotten bitten in the genitals,

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but I've gotten bitten around. But
no, Well, here's here's the

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thing. Most of the time the
genitals are covered. No, but no,

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well that's the whole point. The
jellyfish things, they go under your

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clothes. Okay, so basically they
get trapped in there. They get trapped

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in there. And with mosquitoes what
you never got mosquito got bite through your

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clothes ever? Okay, but players
of clothing is unless of course you're going

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commando. Maybe, I mean it's
just one way or mother sometimes. You

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know, I've never thought about that, but I can't think i've ever I

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don't think I've ever got a mosquito
bite on my you know, with JJ

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exactly. But clothes. Okay,
So if you're wearing underwear like you're saying,

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rebel you did, how would they
bite your inner thigh? Then?

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Based on your logic, because all
right, jeans is one thing, but

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when you got to go through jeans
and like you have, we're underwear at

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your inner thigh, don't you.
I don't know any women that have their

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underwear at their inner I know women
that wear boxers. You mean to tell

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me, no women wear boxers,
but I don't. I mean, I

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suppose that must be a Jewish thing. No, no, Jewish women don't

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wear boxers, but it is a
thing. They were weird stuff. They

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were like skirts and pants together and
like you know, it's called a squirt.

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Wigs they're crazy. Well that's not
crazy, that's you're crazy because of

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that wig. But women don't in
Judiasm don't wear wigs because they're crazy.

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That doesn't mean they're not crazy.
The wigs are because their head is not

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supposed to be exposed to God.
I don't get that in any way.

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Why do they always have like the
brown wigs. I never see them wearing

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like wigs like this is that like
a thing. I think they're just trying

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to match their own hair. Wearing
blonde wigs either, because how many juice

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do you see that are blonde?
I mean there are some, but most

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are, especially the Orthodox. Where
are they? What am I called?

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Like? It's called like a shitspur
or something. You are a shitspa,

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but that's not in Jewish. You
you're a shix. You're you're a shick,

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says shitspa. Yeah. I joined
j dight one time and this guy

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was like, you don't look Oh, you're one of them. Look at

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that. She just told us something
about her because she went up. Women

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that go on JAD eight, they're
looking for Jews with money. That's why

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they go on JAD eight. No, I like Jewish people. I wanted

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a Jewish I was because they have
money. I was gonna get myself a

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nice Jewish boy. And I live. I live in Houston in a very

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Jewish community. My nice Jewish boys
don't date. Don't the girls that date

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their husbands, I mean their cousins. Yeah, talking about that. He's

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out in Costa Rica this week looking
for you. I saw him. He's

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why I got the jellyfish stare for
you. Cousin boyfriend, Well, that's

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why I ran in the water to
get away from them. And I got

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the jellyfish things, okay, but
it is brutal this time. Man,

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They're like all all over brutal.
What a way to What a way to

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close out coaster? What a way
to close out Costa Rica? Al right?

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Scheduled the show. You know what's
funny. I don't know what happened

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here, but I scheduled the show
for when I'm back in Florida. I

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didn't schedule next week's yet because I
already knew what I was going to talk

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about coming when I get back.
But today I don't know what happened.

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I scheduled this the other day and
then it shows up. That was on

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April first. I think somebody played
in April Fool's joke on the pipe.

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Man, that's what happened. I
agree. I can't tell you live on

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the air. People are going to
be at the airport watching girls. I've

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had that happen where I've gotten off. I've gotten off a plane, okay,

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and my I get text from somebody
that's my stalk or like the men

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I got off the plane, like
welcome to lay me. I'm your stalker.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna send you messages. Where are you you can.

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You can stalk me anytime you want. But some of the others they're crazy.

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There was another stalker, asked Rebel
from Pipe Manchow. She was waiting

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outside the security gate of the Pipe
Cave. As I was getting home from

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the studio. I just kept driving. I didn't turn on the show.

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Wait now, I want to let's
tell me about the eclipse that's happening next

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week. Is it is it gonna
be Can you see it in Costa Rica

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or are you gonna be back here? Well, you can usually see the

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eclipse from a lot of places,
but I'm not really sure. I didn't

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look it up yet. There's a
track that it goes. Yeah, it's

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gonna be more towards like Texas and
then going up into New York. Yeah,

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you know what's wild speaking about the
sun. You know how normally,

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like where you are in Texas,
where you are in Louisiana, where you

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are in Florida, you can't just
sit there and stare at the sun because

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it'll like it blinds you. Right
so here in Costa Rica, right when

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it's about to set, like you
know, it's normal when it's up about

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you know, like a couple hours
up in the sky. But then when

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it gets closer, you can actually
sit there and stare at and you see

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the perfect circular form of it.
It doesn't look like when you say it,

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like it looks like you're looking at
the moon in orange or pink or

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yellow. I mean, everybody's gonna
have to check out my socials because I'm

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gonna post that. I've been posting
stuff on stories. So I'm gonna post

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a shitload of stuff on my Instagram
and on my Facebook and make a whole

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album. The most pictures I have
are of sunsets, like it's a must

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every day, Like it is a
rule forget sleep, forget eating anything else.

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That stuff's not important. But every
day it is a must that I

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go to sunset. And that's true
of everybody here. It's like a religious

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experience. You must go down for
the sunset. But it is, it

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is magical. And then there's places
here that have that green flash. Do

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you know what that green flashes?
You never heard of it? Oh,

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you gotta google it. Basically,
it's when the sun hits the horizon of

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the flat earth. Flat Earth,
right, Okay, we'll go there.

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Then there's this like green flash.
Oh that makes sense. Yeah, that's

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why we don't get it in Florida
because over here in Florida, the earth

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is round. That's probably why exactly. Well, when you're here at the

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equator, it's flat. It's flat. Yeah, I've actually I've actually paddled

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out to the horizon and it was
like a waterfall. Because that's why they

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have lots of waterfalls in Costa Rica, because you know, it's right at

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the edge of the earth, so
all the ocean is just flowing off into

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the jungle. You have to check
it out. I like the sunrise.

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I love sunrise, and I haven't
You know what's funny is so cousin boyfriend

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like like that. You know how
there's times like have you ever dated somebody?

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And there's times that like, y'all, have you know your second tam

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our sex our sexty tam is in
the morning. So I haven't seen the

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friend come up since October. Well, that's just playing stupid. If you're

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with somebody, you should be watching
it together. That's what I mean.

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You can't get into relationship and make
sacrifices. So you just right, you

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haven't slept with my my cousin boyfriend. Well and thank you, thanks for

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that. Okay, but let me
just say that in order to be the

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pipe lady. You you know,
I'm not gonna miss sons bets or Sunrise

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is you know fuck that? You
know, buy the group on, get

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out before the sunrise. Yeah,
let's play the commercial one for the Pipe

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Main Group on, because we need
to do that before Rachel and Rebel talk

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and talk about what's above my left
ear? Okay, let's do it.

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Is that like a crab eating for
JJ? That's what it looked like.

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Looked like you had a mustache eating
for JJ. Let's talk about band comes

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up with stuff. Okay, let's
do the Pipe Man group on. Are

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you tired of the same old bed
and breakfast? Come visit the Pipe Case

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where you can service the pipe Man
all night long and then serve the Pipeman

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breakfast and then get the hell out
that group on. The Group on special

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is normally one ninety nine, but
today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars.

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Just call into the show right now, Shive sixty one sixty three nine

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four two nine, and you too
can have the Pipeman Group on. I

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had the group on. You should
do what a perfect segue into the Pipeman

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only fans. The pipe main group
on has been upgraded to the Pipemin only

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fans. Okay, I got you
know, I don't know how some people

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get an only fans because what you
have to do you have to submit a

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picture of you and then a picture
of you holding your ID, okay,

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And I did it twenty five times
and got rejected. They're saying it's not

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me, okay, and I think
I think what it is is these phones,

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Okay, Like that's why I don't
know if you know this. Do

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you know that the new selfie thing
for the younger generation, the one younger

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than gen Z, is to do
whether they're they're called point fives. They're

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called point fives, and there's a
setting on your phone for a point five

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zoom, and then you turn the
phone around, not using the selfie,

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use the regular camera and you take
a picture that way. And that's the

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new selfie because it takes a better
picture on the other side. So that

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was my mistake. Twenty five times
I tried doing selfies. It just didn't

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work. And then I had somebody
I was like, termiso, excuse yeah,

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before can you please take me a
picture? At least I didn't say,

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oh, well, I'm sorry,
I can't. It's not very I

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was. I'm like stopping random people
as I'm walking down the street. I'm

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like formso photo, and everybody's like
looking at me, like, uh,

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there's a selfie thing. You're like
sinco mail, sinko mail. One person

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in want ten mil ds mil.
Do you know what d s mill is?

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It's ten thousand, ten thousand.
Colonne as to take my picture.

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Maybe he thought or she thought you
were asking to take their picture. H

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No. I was very clear about
that because a couple of times they tried

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to do that. I'm like,
no, I want your picture, I

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want my picture. But finally I
got somebody to do it. It only

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costs a favor. We'll just leave
it at that, and only fans favor.

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Oh wow, And he took my
picture. And I guess that's what

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you have to do. That kind
of picture is what you need. Oh

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look at this, the ginger has
a fan. She's not even paying attention.

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She's looking at her phone. I
know, I got the news people

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calling me right now. Well,
say hello to this person this persus,

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Hello to you, Hi Gary?
All right, Well, like acknowledge if

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somebody is going to talk to you
in the show, Come on now,

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Hello Gary, Gary, Gary,
Babari Babaria Gary. There you go.

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Why don't you give him like a
voluptuous, sultry hello, Pretend he's your

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cousin, pretending your cousin. Yeah, there's the only fan. Okay,

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Rachel pipe Man, tell me about
the pipe Man only fans? Well,

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don't tell me, tell the listeners. Okay. So we have now been

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after twenty five projections, we're now
on only fans? What are we gonna

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show on there? Are we just
gonna be putting our show on there?

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Or are we gonna like? Can
I send you like weekly pictures? Yeah

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you can. Fans. We need
you because I need every day eating.

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We need you eating and taking foot
picks and uh, rebel, what are

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you going to do for the only
fans? Provide only fans material? And

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does it have to do with pigtails? Some people might like that? Actually,

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you know some are you gonna are
you gonna have like pigtails and a

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diaper? Because that is a thing? Yeah? Well yeah, but no,

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I mean because the pigtails to me
are kind of creepy to be honest,

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Oh my god, really freaking about
wouldn't it tail? Okay? Wait,

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wait, wait, wait wait,
we got to hear the voice.

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Okay, do the pigtail? You
freak out when I do it? Do

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it? Anyway? See who see
whoever's listening? If they freaking out,

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it freaks you out. But you
know it just does. It's like Chucky's

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Baby. Well you know there is
a series, so might as well.

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Okay, so with that voice,
with those pigtails, tell the listeners what

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they can expect from you on the
pipe Man Only Fans. God, Hello,

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you know you never know what exactly
you're gonna find from me, but

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make sure to subscribe. That's how
she does voiceovers for professional commercials. But

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how I do voiceoversal commercial? Ask? What what have I have? I

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right? Or am I right?
You are one of the both? You

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heard one of the voiceover. I
think that more commercial is familiar. What

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do you think Rebel and Rachel should
contribute to the pipe Man Only Fans?

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Well, I think people are gonna
have to subscribe to find out. Oh

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that's a good idea. What people
text me? Why are they texted me

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on my show? Should bring you? Should bring him on the air.

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Okay, I'm gonna take my my
fans that watch and let them be my

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camera people for the for the week. Hey, that's hot. Okay,

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he has another message for you.
It's like his own private chat here for

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the only fans. Yeah, there
it is talk Gary and I have got

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this? Is that a code word? Yeah? That's right, Gary,

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Like I got a what? Shut
up? Well, you know that's not

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abnormal either. Like, we do
live in a society where polyamory and non

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ethical monogamy can can any of you
describe non ethical or ethical monogamy versus non

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ethical monogamy to me, well,
possibly non ethical monogamy. Non not non

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ethical monogamy would be being you know, monogamous with someone other than your But

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that I don't see how that could
work because that makes it polly or something.

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Is there any such thing as non
ethical or I mean, unless they

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want to call it, you know, before living together without being married.

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Is that where you're going with that? No just means it just means you

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have a license to bang anybody you
want. No, that's an open relationship.

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That's not I that's all right,
all right, Well, rebel google

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the definition of ethical monogamy or non
ethical monogamy. Google it and read me

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the definition. Okay, the thing
I have that going on right now with

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my cousin boyfriend, he's got like
five of the other cousins like on the

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side. Well, yeah, he's
your cousin. So that's definitely non ethical

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monogamy. Okay. Ethical non monogamy
is what you got to look up.

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Rebel number one girlfriend, though,
you just have a lot of weird,

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hollow holidays. So there's such a
thing as ethical non monogamy. Can you

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be ethical about it? That's that's
it, that's what you're looking up.

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Read that. It is a thing. By the way, it is totally

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one hundred percent thing. So what
about Okay, let's see how smart Rachel

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is. Okay, this is we're
gonna We're gonna see if she's as smart

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as she's beautiful. Okay, okay, what is a sapio sexual smart?

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Oh? Look at that? Yeah, the pipe man needs that pipe man

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needs somebody that can an intelligent book
can tell intellectually stimulate me. Uh.

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And that's why I ask, is
actually the right the description? And that's

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why I have such an intimate relationship
with Joey fish Larva. See it all

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ties together. Okay, so so
ethically ethically non monogamous. Ethical non monogamy

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refers to any relationship dynamic in which
partners can sent to pursue sexual and romantic

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connections with multiple people. It's called
an open relationship. Why do Americans keep

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changing the names of the same damn
thing it still means because it got to

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be more specific, so it can
be more divisive that there's smaller groups of

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people, you know. It's kind
of like difference between an open relationship and

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ethical non monogamy. Somebody wanted to
big words in there. It still means

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you getting it from one whoever you
can. All right, God, I

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don't understand this, and you are
an expert in that, aren't you real?

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I am, I am, I
am, I am. So maybe

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you should start changing what you're called. Maybe it just sounds cooler, like

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an open relationship sounds like, oh, you're cheating, but ethical non whatever

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it is, relationship, You're not
cheating, right, exactly in other people's

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minds, you are. I think
it's more towards relationship. You're free to

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make that choice. If you choose
to be with somebody else, you choose

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tell us the difference between an open
relationship and ethical non monogamy. I think

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open relationship is more like you can
just sleep with whoever you want, but

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ethical non monogamy is more towards like, uh, people that are not married,

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like you can be like if you
were married to multiple people, that

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would be different. But non monogamy
means like you're not married to that person

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right now. Just means to be
with someone. It doesn't mean it's not

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marriage in any way. It's just
saying that you're going steady. I mean,

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ethical non monogamy means you're not in
any relationship, open relationship, you're

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in a relationship with somebody. And
then the other one means you're just not

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your your monogamous, you're not monogamous, ethical non monogamy, there's no monogamy

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whatsoever. I want to say something, so it sounds like we're in top

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ramen. To be honest, it's
like the monogamy ramen. Go ahead,

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what do you guys say? Rachel? Okay, So, cousin boyfriend was

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telling me that, like you know, he's a world traveler, and he

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was telling me that there are there's
some other places in the world where when

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you marry, like let's say you
marry a man, you marry into the

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whole family, and the woman that
you married is expected to sleep with the

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brothers, the all the all the
guys. You don't have to go to

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another country for that, you just
go to Utah. I was like,

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that is so cool, and I
was really excited because cousin boyfriend has a

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brother and so then at that point, like after that, I was like,

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can I do your brother right?
And he was like open to playing

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that out. It was so exciting. According to Google, yeah, open

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relationships are another form of ethical monogamy, the ethical non monogamy being the umbrella

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term. Open relationships refer to any
relationships where partners are sorry, you can't

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take your call right now, where
that's a studio line calling no. Let's

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say, open relationships refer to any
relationship where partners are currently open to sexual

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or romantic relationships with other people,
not all ethical non monogamous relationships or open

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relationships. You're confused in this.
It's just too confusing. I mean seriously,

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it's just putting more lines. What
do you think that means the same

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thing? They both this identical,
same thing. You're seeing other people read

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it again and we'll go over the
differences. Okay, do you want both

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of them read again or just this
one both? Whatever? You got on

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fans? If I'm if I'm somebody
watching this right now and they're like,

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where do we get on? How
do we find us on? Only fans?

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Okay, so it's gonna be.
The thing is pipe Man Radio,

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just like all my socials. So
it's at pipe Man Radio. There is

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no new content yet, but there
will be. But you can sign up

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and subscribe, just not today maybe
so you know what I'm doing while I'm

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doing this show, like I'm not. I'm not even looking at you,

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guys. I am looking at the
camera, but I'm not even looking at

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you guys, even though it looks
like I'm looking. That's why it's great

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about sunglass that sunglasses. But I
am downloading an audio for us to play

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during the show and you'll see what
it is. It is and the audio

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hat is gonna be everybody Q two
win tickets? Okay? Do people only

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fans? Are they paying? Are
you gonna be paying us? Like we're

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gonna be paying all this money?
Are you gonna be are you giving us?

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Because I scored to God, I'll
put in content. I'll take all

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these texty pictures that I put on
all my Facebook and socials and I'll send

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them and put them on our only
fans. But are you gonna give us

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anything in return? Are you just
gonna like feed us? I'm gonna provide

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you with free certificates for the group
of we get to lick your nuts.

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You get, well, you already
get that, so that's no bonus.

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But we gonna do Yeah, I'll
pass to Okay, you know, not

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that there's anything wrong with that,
but there is for me. But okay,

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so, yeah, you're gonna get
the The incentive is is you get

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as you earn certificates to the pipe
main group one? Is he like travel

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points or it's similar. It's similar, like you get free flight, you

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get free flights. How many points
do you need to get a certificate for

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the group on? All? Right, wait a minute, let's be specific,

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ladies and gentlemen. What he's talking
about right now just applies, he's

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saying. It just applies to the
Pipe nuts because you guys can subscribe to

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yeah, subscribe and pay. But
I can't legally pay you, guys,

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because that would be against the law. That would be like you know,

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in Costa Rica, prostitutions legal,
but having a pimp is not pemper legal

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in Costa Rica. Only being a
prostitute. You can't say pimp anymore.

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It's called a You know what it
is. I'll tell you it is.

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No stands for prostitute in man's pocket. That's what pim stands for. Interesting,

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Wait, one, what is it
called. It's called a manager.

404
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:23.039
A manager. I need a manager. I bet you Costa Rica. There's

405
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:32.760
an interrupt. America's biggest Labor Day
party is back with the loudest lineup yet

406
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:37.679
this August thirtieth through September first in
Prior, Oklahoma, with for the first

407
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:53.119
time ever of Ben Sevenfold, Slipknot
Disturb, Get Down in Essence plus a

408
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:59.280
Data Remember Lamb of God, hail
Storm, Mastodon and for Rex Skill It

409
00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:04.840
Clutch nothing More, Kerry King,
Van Cole Chamber, Matt Flower, Pop

410
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:10.360
Evil and many more passes. In
Camping on sale now in Rocklahoma dot com

411
00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:15.000
starting at ten dollars down. Don't
miss the best camping and the biggest rock

412
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:27.320
party Rockklahoma, Life, Liberty and
the Pursuit of Rock. So d w

413
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:32.599
P just like invaded our show because
that announcement was made yesterday. They did

414
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:37.079
it, you know, every time, it's been during showtime, and they

415
00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:39.280
realized that they were doing it during
showtime, so they decided to do it

416
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:45.360
yesterday so we could properly promote Rockklahoma. Now, let me tell you something

417
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:50.559
about Oklahoma, Okay, and I'm
gonna I'm giving tickets away to Oklahoma,

418
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.639
but I'll even give people choice of
other festivals that we're doing on the Pipe

419
00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:59.079
Man Radio Tour. In fact one, first of all, when I played

420
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:01.519
that was at two or was that
loud enough or was that good? Or

421
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:06.480
you're the engineer. I just put
the shit in there and played it and

422
00:37:06.679 --> 00:37:09.400
it was a good loud. It
was a bit loud. Okay, Well,

423
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:14.639
I hope we didn't go people's ears
with it, But that's kind of

424
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:17.119
like what it's like to be there, Okay. We want to make people

425
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:23.360
feel like they're there. Okay,
But Rockklahoma. Okay. What's cool about

426
00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:31.320
Rockklahoma is that it is the coolest
camping festival in the whole country. Like,

427
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:36.079
is the one that I definitely camp
at, Like some I camp at

428
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:39.519
some I don't, some I don't
care either way. This one I have

429
00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:44.519
to camp at is the coolest.
And we're gonna have to maybe have a

430
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:49.679
booth for the pipe man only fans
at the Rocklahoma campground because there's stuff like

431
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.559
that that goes on. I'll have
to tell you all about it. Uh,

432
00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:55.880
but what a lineup? Right?
And do me a favor one?

433
00:37:57.039 --> 00:38:00.800
Can you pull up there's and play
it on the show. When you pull

434
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:02.719
it up, let me know and
then I'll tell you when to play it.

435
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.119
The video of the new song by
Kerry King. Cary King's the guitarist

436
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:15.199
Slayer and he's gonna be performing at
Rockklahoma and other DWP festivals, including he's

437
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.480
going to be performance the reunion of
Slayer. So that's gonna be cool.

438
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:23.239
But o Oklahoma, the campgrounds like
you do I ever even have to go

439
00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:27.800
into a festival. It's so entertaining
in the campgrounds. First of all,

440
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.639
these friends I made in the first
year, is there. Well, let

441
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:37.960
me back up a second. You
know, so many years I got approved

442
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:42.679
for credentials for Rockklahoma, but it
was at the same time as a DWP

443
00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:47.400
festival, so I always chose the
DWP festival and didn't go to Oklahoma.

444
00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:55.800
Then I decided one year because there
wasn't a conflict. I was gonna go,

445
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:04.519
and literally three days before Roklahoma,
I got COVID and couldn't go.

446
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:07.440
And I had all these interviews set
up. In fact, Jeris Johnson,

447
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:15.199
who is a TikTok star who's done
copies of popa Roach and all these other

448
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:19.920
cool bands, and he makes it
this like new rock version, his version.

449
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.679
He's really big. You gotta check
him out on TikTok. He calls

450
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:27.199
me up from the press tent,
Hey, I have an interview with you,

451
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:30.920
and I'm like, uh, yeah, they didn't tell you because I

452
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:34.639
sent out emails to all the publicists. I'm not there because I had COVID.

453
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.519
But I'll tell you what, since
you call me, call my studio

454
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:42.320
line right back, and I'll do
it anyway. And I was like deep

455
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:47.519
and severe COVID and I did an
interview and I wasn't even set up,

456
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:52.280
like I set up the studio and
everything. And I did that interview live

457
00:39:52.440 --> 00:40:00.719
from Rockklahoma from my bed. But
so then next year I finally got to

458
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:05.199
go and I was like, oh
my god, well by missing all these

459
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:08.440
years. Now, here's the most
exciting part about it is a few days

460
00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:15.480
ago DWP announced that they now own
Rock Oklahoma as one of They have taken

461
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.760
it over as one of their festivals, so there won't be conflicts now I

462
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:22.480
can go all the time. And
they also took over Born and Raised,

463
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:28.760
which is what it was, is
a very popular country festival there in Oklahoma

464
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:34.199
at that same venue. And uh, you know so man, DWPS,

465
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:37.360
so may cool festivals. Now we're
giving tickets away to most all of them.

466
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:43.519
Okay, So here's the gig Rock
Carrot. Did you find the Curry

467
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:47.119
King yet? You? So?
Which video were we're looking for? He

468
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:52.519
only has one I think right now. It's its newest song, so whatever,

469
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:55.000
hens, Yeah, that's the one. Do you want to play it

470
00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:59.199
on screen or just a sound?
Let's play it on screen when I give

471
00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:04.119
you the queue. Okay. So
here's the deal with the camping. Okay,

472
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:07.239
so I meet these people the first
year. They have a big school

473
00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:12.280
bus that they converted like and they
made a deck on it. It's really

474
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:15.800
fricking cool. The nicest people ever. They go every year to Oklahoma.

475
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:20.519
They invite me in like family.
They feed me in the morning before I

476
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:23.400
have to go work all day in
the festival. They take care of me

477
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:28.400
at night. And then you stand
up on top of the bus and girls

478
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:32.679
come up and they show their private
parts for you know, uh, beads,

479
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.679
that's what you get. Like,
there's so many boots in the campground

480
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:42.920
that if you show us your boobs
you get beads, like the Marti Gras

481
00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:46.159
beads. And every woman does it, like they'll all do it just for

482
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:52.199
beads. That's all a pair of
beads people, exactly. And then there's

483
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:58.159
there's also booths that are like,
show us your boobs for a shot.

484
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.639
Well that that's like better though,
you know. So they have like these

485
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:07.519
boobs like bars that are peat campers. It's not like they're not vendors.

486
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.800
They're campers saying up bars. So
people show them their boobs. Guys do

487
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:15.239
it too, they show their boobs
too. There's a lot of man boobs

488
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:19.679
around there. You know, it's
Oklahoma, it's flat, there's not much

489
00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:22.239
hiking, you know, stuff like
that. And then you say, flat

490
00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:29.440
next to boobs is never really a
good thing, no, probably so.

491
00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:34.840
And then also they have the strip
club campsite. So after the day is

492
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.719
over and the headliner is done,
you go back to campgrounds and there's a

493
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.840
line waiting for the strip club.
That's why we need the only pipe Man

494
00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:46.639
only fans there. Uh, we
got some comments. Let's see what comments

495
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:52.800
are in there. Uh oh,
somebody wants a mouth of salty nuts.

496
00:42:53.880 --> 00:43:04.000
You can't get that at Rockklahoma.
This rebel's got a rebel's got a fan.

497
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:07.840
Look at that. He likes the
pigtails. Can you get can you

498
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:17.000
give him the pigtail voice again?
You like the tigtail? Respond to him

499
00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:23.280
for giving you a compliment. Thank
you, thank you so much for giving

500
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:30.400
me a compliment. It's just really
cool. And he likes your glasses too.

501
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:34.079
I think you have I think you
have a super fan. He wants

502
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.559
to subscribe to a pipe Man only
fan so he can see your content.

503
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:44.239
Rebel, Well, thank you,
thank you so very much. It's welcome.

504
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:50.880
Nice. So they have also DJ
campaign like DJ Booze, like dance

505
00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:57.519
clubs and stuff and the secret campsites
where you get secret stuff and food campsite.

506
00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:00.320
There's all kinds of shit that goes
on. It is a badass festival.

507
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:07.039
And anybody that wants to win tickets
to Rockklahoma, you can either direct

508
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:12.280
message me the pipe Man on any
of my socials. Just check out at

509
00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:19.079
Pipeman Radio and you'll find me on
TikTok, threads, uh Twitter right now

510
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:22.800
X well if they don't call,
but we're going to get to that.

511
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:29.079
I was getting to that x Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat. I got it

512
00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:32.440
all. So follow me you want
to win tickets to Rocklahoma. That's one

513
00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:36.599
of the requirements you have to follow
me on my socials. You can pick

514
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:40.440
one or two or all. Okay, so pipe Man Radio and all my

515
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:45.400
socials. You could also call into
the show at five six one six two

516
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:50.480
three nine four two nine. That's
five six one sixty two three nine nine,

517
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:53.280
or you can comment wherever you're listening. If there's a place to comment,

518
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:57.840
comment there and you'll be learned to
win. Meanwhile, you'll get to

519
00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:05.280
see Kerry King at Rockklahoma, and
this is what you'll experience. That's you.

520
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:10.000
That's your cue. Okay, that's
your cue. One here we go,

521
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:30.119
ye see the other was louder.
I think we need more volume.

522
00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:50.239
You should violence spreads my resolution.
Say what wil lies look, rebel,

523
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:59.880
it's your boyfriend and that's who Rachel's
going to meet after leaving her cousin boyfriend.

524
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:08.679
So he has admitted. Carrie King
has said that that his new solo

525
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:15.679
project is a continuation of their last
album, which is Slayer's last album,

526
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:22.039
which was a phenomenal relentless and it
does. So you gotta get from Hawii

527
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:24.480
Rise. It's out May seventeenth,
and they're going to be at a bunch

528
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:30.559
of the DWP festivals. You cannot
miss out. Carry King is gonna kick

529
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:38.480
your devil booty. All right,
back to our schedule, regularly scheduled programming.

530
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:45.000
What are you doing? Are you
sucking on something? Rebel? Are

531
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:52.000
you okay? So here here you
go. Okay. So, first of

532
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:58.599
all, this is what Gary has
to say about you, rebel. Tell

533
00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:00.280
me what it says. I can't
say the screen or maybe he's talking about

534
00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:05.239
himself. Why can't you see the
screen? Because I can't see the screen

535
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:09.800
with these things on? The horny
devil no, I think he says he

536
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:17.599
wants to be the horny devil to
her holy Angel. Well, and what

537
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:24.320
are moves? Oh? Is that
what they are? I don't know,

538
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:30.079
but he was referencing that when we
were talking about that. Yeah, moves

539
00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:35.519
are not a good look. And
you know, here's a reason too to

540
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:40.840
no longer wear one piece suits.
Nobody should ever wear one piece suit.

541
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:46.000
And maybe this is why they should
bring back the speedo as popular because the

542
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:50.920
less clothes you have on the ocean
in Costa Rica, the less likely you're

543
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.800
going to be all stung to ship
by that larva like the pipe. Man,

544
00:47:55.159 --> 00:47:59.239
I'm changing the speedos from now on
because they don't like to bite my

545
00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:02.800
gendles. You know, maybe I'll
be cool there. That's not what they

546
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:07.199
look like this, So it's a
weird look. It looks like gummy worms

547
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:15.920
with pepper in them. That's it. It. What a great practical joke

548
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:20.519
that would be is to grab some
of these and give it to somebody that

549
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:23.880
thinks they're gummy worms, okay,
and then give it to them. Come

550
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:30.440
on, that's harsh. That's harsh. That would be absolutely disgusting. What

551
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:37.719
it does mean they eat ant larvae
in Mexico, So how is this aying

552
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:42.559
different? I don't eat it.
I wouldn't want to give somebody something to

553
00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:46.599
eat that's not actually edible and will
it sting going down? That's the point.

554
00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:54.039
That's what's good about it. That's
what makes it unique. Yeah,

555
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:59.840
unique. You can kill someone,
That's what I pulled out of my board

556
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:08.000
shorts really well, you know some
things should be left unsaid. Well,

557
00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:14.159
you know, acting like that out
of my shorts. People, the action

558
00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:16.920
was so good that I've been like
incapacitated for a couple of days. That's

559
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:22.480
how good it was. Like,
have you ever had anything that was that

560
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:27.599
good that you can function for the
next few days? How about you?

561
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:34.280
Rachel? Yeah you have? Yeah, she's so excited right now. Yeah,

562
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:36.960
it's called a really strong hang hunt, like you know at our age,

563
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:40.400
if you drink too much, it'll
talking about sex, Rachel, I'm

564
00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:47.679
talking about that. I have had
yeah, yeah, a couple of days,

565
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:53.320
but like a couple hours where I'm
just like, how about you,

566
00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:59.119
Rebel? Oh? Hell yeah?
Is it when you do all five boyfriends

567
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:05.800
at once then in an ethical manner
too many? It's like if you have

568
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:08.480
too many orgasms, you know at
our age, like you have an orgasm

569
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:12.199
and it takes a lot out of
you, and if you have another one,

570
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:16.119
it's like, Okay, I don't
know, I don't hear that,

571
00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:21.519
you know what I mean? Like, what about your age one? Is

572
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:25.719
that how it feels after your orgasm? No, it feels like it feels

573
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:31.679
like you spent eight hours at the
massage parlor. Listen, just having three

574
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:37.440
different women massage you all over.
Wow, now we know what's really going

575
00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:45.039
on. Let me get okayment after
hours, Welcome, that's that's gonna be

576
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:50.079
in the only fans, that's gonna
be in the only ga Listen. I

577
00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:55.119
just gotta say, okay, I'm
done with you freaking people. I mean,

578
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:01.280
it's been real, it's been fun. Can't say it's been real fun

579
00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:06.800
yet, but it will be next
week, So everybody needs to tune into

580
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:12.599
pipe Man next week The Adventures of
pipe Man in the last episode in Costa

581
00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:15.280
Rica where the pipe Man's in Costa
Rica will be next week. That'll be

582
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:25.119
season fifty two, episode four hundred
and seventy three and episode eleven. Uh

583
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:34.360
and tune in every week Wednesdays one
pm Eastern Time on W four CY Radio

584
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:38.880
at W four cy dot com.
And not only that, but every morning

585
00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:44.639
eight am. You have to listen. It's just the audio version is the

586
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:50.440
Well, yeah, you can listen
to audio version of interviews that I've done,

587
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:53.199
because there's lots of interviews. What
does she do? Y'all know?

588
00:51:55.679 --> 00:52:00.760
Pretty much thing like you? Or
is that what you're ting are you Jan

589
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:07.079
Brady? It looks like she's trying
to home pun home shock. All right,

590
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:13.280
Cindy Man, you guys got contact
me to win some tickets to Oklahoma,

591
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:19.440
to Bourbon Beyond, to Parceration,
to Sike Temple, to Welcome to

592
00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:22.639
Rockville, although I don't know if
we even have any left for that one

593
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:31.440
too Louder than Life, to after
Shock and uh hey it's been blast again.

594
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:38.360
Uh uh you uh, somebody's screen
is steaming up from you rebel.

595
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:50.360
We enjoy it. Thank you,
guys are awesome. Their encounter off the

596
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:53.960
show will be on the Pipe Man
Only fans make sure to subscribe pipe Man

597
00:52:54.159 --> 00:53:00.880
Radio all socials only fans everywhere.
And you know what, if you show

598
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:06.599
up somewhere in Houston, Texas at
some point in time, you might find

599
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:12.159
the Pipe Man, but you might
not any final words, pipe nuts,

600
00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:19.199
y'all have a good evening. All
right, evening, it's not evening yet?

601
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.679
What the hell is wrong with you? Get the Pipe Man group on.

602
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:25.760
Thanks for listening, Thanks for watching, Thanks for being here, be

603
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:30.920
here next week, be here every
week or else. Roll it one.

604
00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:46.039
Thank you for listening to the adventures
of Pipemin. I'm w for Cui radio,