Intimate Jellyfish Larvae Relationship, Launch of OnlyFans, Sloths, Rocklahoma Announcement

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0:54 Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight manhoh, it's the pipe Man. And we had some technical difficulties and still started on time. So here I am the Adventures of Pipe Man, and we're going to talk about the things behind me today with the pipe nuts. Now, can any of you guess what that is behind my right ear? And we'll have Rachel and Rebel tell us what's behind my left ear. And now we'll bring on all the pipe nuts for the Adventures of Pipe Man. Here on W four c Y Radio, Come on down pipe nuts. Oh boy, look at those classes. I love those glasses, Rebel, I just love those glasses. I love these so many people seem to like them.

1:49 So it's like, yeah, okay, we'll do this. I look like Red Fraggle today and why and to and today I'm dressed to match only fans and I got my Beatles only fans sunglasses on. And then uh, look at Rachel over there, she just changed her whole haird Right, what's this you got going on here? Rachel? What what's with that? What is it? What is it? Rachel? Tell us about it? Has it gotten you banned from anywhere? I just was saying, I was on you know, it's so weird. TikTok is watching me so close, and I was, I just got another violation. Every now they're watching me. They watch what happens when you become a big shot there, you know, and see you're now they you know what it is. They have a new ginger filter and you're using you're a ginger now, So you're violating by copying their ginger filter with your own. There's only one way to know for sure, So which one of you pipe nuts wants to tell me what's above my right ear or to the right of my right ear. That's that's that's lube.

2:58 It's lube. Okay, well that's a good guess, but that is a wrong But thank you for playing. Okay, rebel, what's your what's your? Seeds in someone's hand? Seeds seeds in someone's hand. Eh, but thank you for playing. See, we don't need the sound effects. I make my own. Okay, one, you're the final pipe not to have a chance at figuring that out. Jellyfish larva, That's exactly what it is. Bing ding ding dinging. He is the winner. You know she actually has a jellyfish. Yeah, it wasn't a jellyfish show. This is my third time since I've been here in Costa Rica getting stung by jellyfish larva, and this was by far the worst time. Like the last couple of days, I had the chills, and I knew. I went into water.

3:53 The water was cold. When the war gets cold here, that's when it happens. And I knew. And here's what the When I'm surfing, I'm wearing a rash guard, I'm wearing board shorts, and I'm wearing water shoes, so they get What happens is they get stuck in your clothes, whatever you're wearing. They get stuck there and that's how they sting you. So like my whole upper body, my whole legs and feet are all covered with this crap. Wow that you see over my right ear there and that How long does that hurt for? Well, it hurts it itches, you can get a fever, chills, there's all kinds of other stuff. I did have chills for the past two days. It lasts anywhere from four days to a month. Oh my gods, that's whorseon getting stung by one of their you know, adult ones, well, because you got a whole bunch of them too. And here's what happens. Okay, I knew it because I kind of felt it while I was in the water. You know, it doesn't feel like something's like pinching you. It just feels like something like poking, you know, not like a not like a sting from a wasp, just a little poke and you're like, oh, that's weird, you know, that's what it feels like. And then after and then it takes about four to twenty four hours. I want to prepare all you people that go in the ocean, because it takes four to twenty four hours for this

5:24 stuff to show up. So, and here's what everybody calls it. I want I wanted to spell a myth. Everybody calls it sea lice. There are no such thing as sea lice, and they're not related, but they do. If you google sea lice, it shows up and then tells you it's I guess because nobody wants to say joeyfish larva. That doesn't sound cool. You know it. Sea lice does well, it does have a scarier ring to it. I think, you know, like you think of your kids getting lice in school pages whatsoever. Okay, so sea lice, I mean regular lice are dece or not. But no, there is no such thing as sea lice. There's no lice in the ocean. But these little screwballs, Okay, I gotta tell you they could take down an elephant.

6:23 Like why I haven't been in the water since because and then here's what you do. There's certain treatments for it. Urine thing is bullshit, by the way, that's only if you get stung by it. No, it's a bullshit story. That's it. Yes, it's just I guess it's just sick people have to do water play. I don't know, but we'll have to see that on the only fans, okay. And then okay, so here's here's what you do vinegar. So I bet, first of all, what as soon as you get out of water. I made a mistake too, because as soon as you get out of water, you're supposed to get your bathing suit off. But like I would have gotten arrested if I did that, So I you know, I went back, returned the boards, showered at the showered at the serf place, and then made a couple stops on the way home, and then I doused myself in vinegar. Like my whole body was in vinegar. I was like, yes, it does, but I was a walking douchebag, just like just like a lot of people are nowadays. Not to talk politics, but there's a lot of walking douchebags out there. Okay, but uh yeah, it just needs to be the regular white vinegar. You can also use ammonia. I choose vinegars much better than ammonia. I'm not throwing ammonia on my body. Okay, Surprisingly enough,

7:58 like it covered the inside of my thighs, the under of my belly, get anywhere near genitals. I don't know what you ever notice that? Like I have to well, I don't know if it applies to women, but I'll ask one too. Like you know, it's mosquitos never bite your genitals like they never bite your jeditals. Jellyfish don't sting your jeditals. No, see them don't bite your genitals. I've like never gotten bitten in the genitals, but I've gotten bitten around. But no, Well, here's here's the thing. Most of the time the genitals are covered. No, but no, well that's the whole point. The jellyfish things, they go under your clothes. Okay, so basically they get trapped in there. They get trapped in there. And with mosquitoes what you never got mosquito got bite through your clothes ever? Okay, but players of clothing is unless of course you're going commando. Maybe, I mean it's just one way or mother sometimes. You know, I've never thought about that, but I can't think i've ever I don't think I've ever got a mosquito bite on my you know, with JJ exactly. But clothes. Okay, So if you're wearing underwear like you're saying, rebel you did, how would they bite your inner thigh? Then?

9:24 Based on your logic, because all right, jeans is one thing, but when you got to go through jeans and like you have, we're underwear at your inner thigh, don't you. I don't know any women that have their underwear at their inner I know women that wear boxers. You mean to tell me, no women wear boxers, but I don't. I mean, I suppose that must be a Jewish thing. No, no, Jewish women don't wear boxers, but it is a thing. They were weird stuff. They were like skirts and pants together and like you know, it's called a squirt. Wigs they're crazy. Well that's not crazy, that's you're crazy because of that wig. But women don't in Judiasm don't wear wigs because they're crazy.

10:13 That doesn't mean they're not crazy. The wigs are because their head is not supposed to be exposed to God. I don't get that in any way. Why do they always have like the brown wigs. I never see them wearing like wigs like this is that like a thing. I think they're just trying to match their own hair. Wearing blonde wigs either, because how many juice do you see that are blonde? I mean there are some, but most are, especially the Orthodox. Where are they? What am I called? Like? It's called like a shitspur or something. You are a shitspa, but that's not in Jewish. You you're a shix. You're you're a shick, says shitspa. Yeah. I joined j dight one time and this guy was like, you don't look Oh, you're one of them. Look at that. She just told us something about her because she went up. Women that go on JAD eight, they're looking for Jews with money. That's why they go on JAD eight. No, I like Jewish people. I wanted a Jewish I was because they have money. I was gonna get myself a nice Jewish boy. And I live. I live in Houston in a very Jewish community. My nice Jewish boys don't date. Don't the girls that date their husbands, I mean their cousins. Yeah, talking about that. He's out in Costa Rica this week looking for you. I saw him. He's why I got the jellyfish stare for you. Cousin boyfriend, Well, that's

11:50 why I ran in the water to get away from them. And I got the jellyfish things, okay, but it is brutal this time. Man, They're like all all over brutal. What a way to What a way to close out coaster? What a way to close out Costa Rica? Al right? Scheduled the show. You know what's funny. I don't know what happened here, but I scheduled the show for when I'm back in Florida. I didn't schedule next week's yet because I already knew what I was going to talk about coming when I get back. But today I don't know what happened. I scheduled this the other day and then it shows up. That was on April first. I think somebody played in April Fool's joke on the pipe.

12:33 Man, that's what happened. I agree. I can't tell you live on the air. People are going to be at the airport watching girls. I've had that happen where I've gotten off. I've gotten off a plane, okay, and my I get text from somebody that's my stalk or like the men I got off the plane, like welcome to lay me. I'm your stalker. I'm gonna I'm gonna send you messages. Where are you you can. You can stalk me anytime you want. But some of the others they're crazy. There was another stalker, asked Rebel from Pipe Manchow. She was waiting outside the security gate of the Pipe Cave. As I was getting home from the studio. I just kept driving. I didn't turn on the show.

13:22 Wait now, I want to let's tell me about the eclipse that's happening next week. Is it is it gonna be Can you see it in Costa Rica or are you gonna be back here? Well, you can usually see the eclipse from a lot of places, but I'm not really sure. I didn't look it up yet. There's a track that it goes. Yeah, it's gonna be more towards like Texas and then going up into New York. Yeah, you know what's wild speaking about the sun. You know how normally, like where you are in Texas, where you are in Louisiana, where you are in Florida, you can't just sit there and stare at the sun because it'll like it blinds you. Right so here in Costa Rica, right when it's about to set, like you know, it's normal when it's up about you know, like a couple hours up in the sky. But then when it gets closer, you can actually sit there and stare at and you see the perfect circular form of it. It doesn't look like when you say it, like it looks like you're looking at the moon in orange or pink or yellow. I mean, everybody's gonna have to check out my socials because I'm gonna post that. I've been posting stuff on stories. So I'm gonna post a shitload of stuff on my Instagram and on my Facebook and make a whole album. The most pictures I have are of sunsets, like it's a must every day, Like it is a rule forget sleep, forget eating anything else.

14:52 That stuff's not important. But every day it is a must that I go to sunset. And that's true of everybody here. It's like a religious experience. You must go down for the sunset. But it is, it is magical. And then there's places here that have that green flash. Do you know what that green flashes? You never heard of it? Oh, you gotta google it. Basically, it's when the sun hits the horizon of the flat earth. Flat Earth, right, Okay, we'll go there. Then there's this like green flash. Oh that makes sense. Yeah, that's why we don't get it in Florida because over here in Florida, the earth is round. That's probably why exactly. Well, when you're here at the equator, it's flat. It's flat. Yeah, I've actually I've actually paddled out to the horizon and it was like a waterfall. Because that's why they have lots of waterfalls in Costa Rica, because you know, it's right at the edge of the earth, so all the ocean is just flowing off into the jungle. You have to check it out. I like the sunrise.

16:04 I love sunrise, and I haven't You know what's funny is so cousin boyfriend like like that. You know how there's times like have you ever dated somebody? And there's times that like, y'all, have you know your second tam our sex our sexty tam is in the morning. So I haven't seen the friend come up since October. Well, that's just playing stupid. If you're with somebody, you should be watching it together. That's what I mean. You can't get into relationship and make sacrifices. So you just right, you haven't slept with my my cousin boyfriend. Well and thank you, thanks for that. Okay, but let me just say that in order to be the pipe lady. You you know, I'm not gonna miss sons bets or Sunrise is you know fuck that? You know, buy the group on, get out before the sunrise. Yeah, let's play the commercial one for the Pipe Main Group on, because we need to do that before Rachel and Rebel talk and talk about what's above my left ear? Okay, let's do it.

17:26 Is that like a crab eating for JJ? That's what it looked like. Looked like you had a mustache eating for JJ. Let's talk about band comes up with stuff. Okay, let's do the Pipe Man group on. Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the Pipe Case where you can service the pipe Man all night long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get the hell out that group on. The Group on special is normally one ninety nine, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars.

18:15 Just call into the show right now, Shive sixty one sixty three nine four two nine, and you too can have the Pipeman Group on. I had the group on. You should do what a perfect segue into the Pipeman only fans. The pipe main group on has been upgraded to the Pipemin only fans. Okay, I got you know, I don't know how some people get an only fans because what you have to do you have to submit a picture of you and then a picture of you holding your ID, okay, And I did it twenty five times and got rejected. They're saying it's not me, okay, and I think I think what it is is these phones, Okay, Like that's why I don't know if you know this. Do you know that the new selfie thing for the younger generation, the one younger than gen Z, is to do whether they're they're called point fives. They're called point fives, and there's a setting on your phone for a point five zoom, and then you turn the phone around, not using the selfie, use the regular camera and you take a picture that way. And that's the new selfie because it takes a better picture on the other side. So that

19:45 was my mistake. Twenty five times I tried doing selfies. It just didn't work. And then I had somebody I was like, termiso, excuse yeah, before can you please take me a picture? At least I didn't say, oh, well, I'm sorry, I can't. It's not very I was. I'm like stopping random people as I'm walking down the street. I'm like formso photo, and everybody's like looking at me, like, uh, there's a selfie thing. You're like sinco mail, sinko mail. One person in want ten mil ds mil. Do you know what d s mill is?

20:27 It's ten thousand, ten thousand. Colonne as to take my picture. Maybe he thought or she thought you were asking to take their picture. H No. I was very clear about that because a couple of times they tried to do that. I'm like, no, I want your picture, I want my picture. But finally I got somebody to do it. It only costs a favor. We'll just leave it at that, and only fans favor. Oh wow, And he took my picture. And I guess that's what you have to do. That kind of picture is what you need. Oh look at this, the ginger has a fan. She's not even paying attention.

21:11 She's looking at her phone. I know, I got the news people calling me right now. Well, say hello to this person this persus, Hello to you, Hi Gary? All right, Well, like acknowledge if somebody is going to talk to you in the show, Come on now, Hello Gary, Gary, Gary, Babari Babaria Gary. There you go. Why don't you give him like a voluptuous, sultry hello, Pretend he's your cousin, pretending your cousin. Yeah, there's the only fan. Okay, Rachel pipe Man, tell me about the pipe Man only fans? Well, don't tell me, tell the listeners. Okay. So we have now been after twenty five projections, we're now on only fans? What are we gonna show on there? Are we just gonna be putting our show on there?

22:12 Or are we gonna like? Can I send you like weekly pictures? Yeah you can. Fans. We need you because I need every day eating. We need you eating and taking foot picks and uh, rebel, what are you going to do for the only fans? Provide only fans material? And does it have to do with pigtails? Some people might like that? Actually, you know some are you gonna are you gonna have like pigtails and a diaper? Because that is a thing? Yeah? Well yeah, but no, I mean because the pigtails to me are kind of creepy to be honest, Oh my god, really freaking about wouldn't it tail? Okay? Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, we got to hear the voice.

23:11 Okay, do the pigtail? You freak out when I do it? Do it? Anyway? See who see whoever's listening? If they freaking out, it freaks you out. But you know it just does. It's like Chucky's Baby. Well you know there is a series, so might as well. Okay, so with that voice, with those pigtails, tell the listeners what they can expect from you on the pipe Man Only Fans. God, Hello, you know you never know what exactly you're gonna find from me, but make sure to subscribe. That's how she does voiceovers for professional commercials. But how I do voiceoversal commercial? Ask? What what have I have? I right? Or am I right? You are one of the both? You heard one of the voiceover. I think that more commercial is familiar. What do you think Rebel and Rachel should contribute to the pipe Man Only Fans?

24:22 Well, I think people are gonna have to subscribe to find out. Oh that's a good idea. What people text me? Why are they texted me on my show? Should bring you? Should bring him on the air. Okay, I'm gonna take my my fans that watch and let them be my camera people for the for the week. Hey, that's hot. Okay, he has another message for you. It's like his own private chat here for the only fans. Yeah, there it is talk Gary and I have got this? Is that a code word? Yeah? That's right, Gary, Like I got a what? Shut up? Well, you know that's not abnormal either. Like, we do live in a society where polyamory and non ethical monogamy can can any of you describe non ethical or ethical monogamy versus non ethical monogamy to me, well, possibly non ethical monogamy. Non not non ethical monogamy would be being you know, monogamous with someone other than your But that I don't see how that could work because that makes it polly or something.

25:48 Is there any such thing as non ethical or I mean, unless they want to call it, you know, before living together without being married. Is that where you're going with that? No just means it just means you have a license to bang anybody you want. No, that's an open relationship. That's not I that's all right, all right, Well, rebel google the definition of ethical monogamy or non ethical monogamy. Google it and read me the definition. Okay, the thing I have that going on right now with my cousin boyfriend, he's got like five of the other cousins like on the side. Well, yeah, he's your cousin. So that's definitely non ethical monogamy. Okay. Ethical non monogamy is what you got to look up.

26:47 Rebel number one girlfriend, though, you just have a lot of weird, hollow holidays. So there's such a thing as ethical non monogamy. Can you be ethical about it? That's that's it, that's what you're looking up. Read that. It is a thing. By the way, it is totally one hundred percent thing. So what about Okay, let's see how smart Rachel is. Okay, this is we're gonna We're gonna see if she's as smart as she's beautiful. Okay, okay, what is a sapio sexual smart? Oh? Look at that? Yeah, the pipe man needs that pipe man needs somebody that can an intelligent book can tell intellectually stimulate me. Uh.

27:40 And that's why I ask, is actually the right the description? And that's why I have such an intimate relationship with Joey fish Larva. See it all ties together. Okay, so so ethically ethically non monogamous. Ethical non monogamy refers to any relationship dynamic in which partners can sent to pursue sexual and romantic connections with multiple people. It's called an open relationship. Why do Americans keep changing the names of the same damn thing it still means because it got to be more specific, so it can be more divisive that there's smaller groups of people, you know. It's kind of like difference between an open relationship and ethical non monogamy. Somebody wanted to big words in there. It still means you getting it from one whoever you can. All right, God, I don't understand this, and you are an expert in that, aren't you real?

28:37 I am, I am, I am, I am. So maybe you should start changing what you're called. Maybe it just sounds cooler, like an open relationship sounds like, oh, you're cheating, but ethical non whatever it is, relationship, You're not cheating, right, exactly in other people's minds, you are. I think it's more towards relationship. You're free to make that choice. If you choose to be with somebody else, you choose tell us the difference between an open relationship and ethical non monogamy. I think open relationship is more like you can just sleep with whoever you want, but ethical non monogamy is more towards like, uh, people that are not married, like you can be like if you were married to multiple people, that would be different. But non monogamy means like you're not married to that person right now. Just means to be with someone. It doesn't mean it's not marriage in any way. It's just saying that you're going steady. I mean, ethical non monogamy means you're not in any relationship, open relationship, you're in a relationship with somebody. And then the other one means you're just not your your monogamous, you're not monogamous, ethical non monogamy, there's no monogamy

30:07 whatsoever. I want to say something, so it sounds like we're in top ramen. To be honest, it's like the monogamy ramen. Go ahead, what do you guys say? Rachel? Okay, So, cousin boyfriend was telling me that, like you know, he's a world traveler, and he was telling me that there are there's some other places in the world where when you marry, like let's say you marry a man, you marry into the whole family, and the woman that you married is expected to sleep with the brothers, the all the all the guys. You don't have to go to another country for that, you just go to Utah. I was like, that is so cool, and I was really excited because cousin boyfriend has a brother and so then at that point, like after that, I was like, can I do your brother right? And he was like open to playing that out. It was so exciting. According to Google, yeah, open relationships are another form of ethical monogamy, the ethical non monogamy being the umbrella term. Open relationships refer to any relationships where partners are sorry, you can't take your call right now, where that's a studio line calling no. Let's say, open relationships refer to any relationship where partners are currently open to sexual or romantic relationships with other people, not all ethical non monogamous relationships or open relationships. You're confused in this. It's just too confusing. I mean seriously,

31:42 it's just putting more lines. What do you think that means the same thing? They both this identical, same thing. You're seeing other people read it again and we'll go over the differences. Okay, do you want both of them read again or just this one both? Whatever? You got on fans? If I'm if I'm somebody watching this right now and they're like, where do we get on? How do we find us on? Only fans? Okay, so it's gonna be. The thing is pipe Man Radio, just like all my socials. So it's at pipe Man Radio. There is no new content yet, but there will be. But you can sign up and subscribe, just not today maybe so you know what I'm doing while I'm doing this show, like I'm not. I'm not even looking at you, guys. I am looking at the camera, but I'm not even looking at you guys, even though it looks like I'm looking. That's why it's great about sunglass that sunglasses. But I am downloading an audio for us to play during the show and you'll see what it is. It is and the audio hat is gonna be everybody Q two win tickets? Okay? Do people only fans? Are they paying? Are you gonna be paying us? Like we're

33:13 gonna be paying all this money? Are you gonna be are you giving us? Because I scored to God, I'll put in content. I'll take all these texty pictures that I put on all my Facebook and socials and I'll send them and put them on our only fans. But are you gonna give us anything in return? Are you just gonna like feed us? I'm gonna provide you with free certificates for the group of we get to lick your nuts. You get, well, you already get that, so that's no bonus. But we gonna do Yeah, I'll pass to Okay, you know, not that there's anything wrong with that, but there is for me. But okay, so, yeah, you're gonna get the The incentive is is you get as you earn certificates to the pipe main group one? Is he like travel points or it's similar. It's similar, like you get free flight, you get free flights. How many points do you need to get a certificate for the group on? All? Right, wait a minute, let's be specific, ladies and gentlemen. What he's talking about right now just applies, he's saying. It just applies to the Pipe nuts because you guys can subscribe to yeah, subscribe and pay. But I can't legally pay you, guys, because that would be against the law. That would be like you know, in Costa Rica, prostitutions legal, but having a pimp is not pemper legal

34:49 in Costa Rica. Only being a prostitute. You can't say pimp anymore. It's called a You know what it is. I'll tell you it is. No stands for prostitute in man's pocket. That's what pim stands for. Interesting, Wait, one, what is it called. It's called a manager. A manager. I need a manager. I bet you Costa Rica. There's an interrupt. America's biggest Labor Day party is back with the loudest lineup yet this August thirtieth through September first in Prior, Oklahoma, with for the first time ever of Ben Sevenfold, Slipknot Disturb, Get Down in Essence plus a Data Remember Lamb of God, hail Storm, Mastodon and for Rex Skill It Clutch nothing More, Kerry King, Van Cole Chamber, Matt Flower, Pop Evil and many more passes. In Camping on sale now in Rocklahoma dot com starting at ten dollars down. Don't miss the best camping and the biggest rock party Rockklahoma, Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Rock. So d w

36:27 P just like invaded our show because that announcement was made yesterday. They did it, you know, every time, it's been during showtime, and they realized that they were doing it during showtime, so they decided to do it yesterday so we could properly promote Rockklahoma. Now, let me tell you something about Oklahoma, Okay, and I'm gonna I'm giving tickets away to Oklahoma, but I'll even give people choice of other festivals that we're doing on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. In fact one, first of all, when I played that was at two or was that loud enough or was that good? Or you're the engineer. I just put the shit in there and played it and it was a good loud. It was a bit loud. Okay, Well, I hope we didn't go people's ears with it, But that's kind of like what it's like to be there, Okay. We want to make people feel like they're there. Okay, But Rockklahoma. Okay. What's cool about Rockklahoma is that it is the coolest camping festival in the whole country. Like, is the one that I definitely camp at, Like some I camp at some I don't, some I don't care either way. This one I have to camp at is the coolest. And we're gonna have to maybe have a booth for the pipe man only fans at the Rocklahoma campground because there's stuff like that that goes on. I'll have to tell you all about it. Uh, but what a lineup? Right? And do me a favor one?

37:57 Can you pull up there's and play it on the show. When you pull it up, let me know and then I'll tell you when to play it. The video of the new song by Kerry King. Cary King's the guitarist Slayer and he's gonna be performing at Rockklahoma and other DWP festivals, including he's going to be performance the reunion of Slayer. So that's gonna be cool. But o Oklahoma, the campgrounds like you do I ever even have to go into a festival. It's so entertaining in the campgrounds. First of all, these friends I made in the first year, is there. Well, let me back up a second. You know, so many years I got approved for credentials for Rockklahoma, but it was at the same time as a DWP festival, so I always chose the DWP festival and didn't go to Oklahoma.

38:49 Then I decided one year because there wasn't a conflict. I was gonna go, and literally three days before Roklahoma, I got COVID and couldn't go. And I had all these interviews set up. In fact, Jeris Johnson, who is a TikTok star who's done copies of popa Roach and all these other cool bands, and he makes it this like new rock version, his version. He's really big. You gotta check him out on TikTok. He calls me up from the press tent, Hey, I have an interview with you, and I'm like, uh, yeah, they didn't tell you because I sent out emails to all the publicists. I'm not there because I had COVID.

39:34 But I'll tell you what, since you call me, call my studio line right back, and I'll do it anyway. And I was like deep and severe COVID and I did an interview and I wasn't even set up, like I set up the studio and everything. And I did that interview live from Rockklahoma from my bed. But so then next year I finally got to go and I was like, oh my god, well by missing all these years. Now, here's the most exciting part about it is a few days ago DWP announced that they now own Rock Oklahoma as one of They have taken it over as one of their festivals, so there won't be conflicts now I can go all the time. And they also took over Born and Raised, which is what it was, is a very popular country festival there in Oklahoma at that same venue. And uh, you know so man, DWPS, so may cool festivals. Now we're giving tickets away to most all of them.

40:37 Okay, So here's the gig Rock Carrot. Did you find the Curry King yet? You? So? Which video were we're looking for? He only has one I think right now. It's its newest song, so whatever, hens, Yeah, that's the one. Do you want to play it on screen or just a sound? Let's play it on screen when I give you the queue. Okay. So here's the deal with the camping. Okay, so I meet these people the first year. They have a big school bus that they converted like and they made a deck on it. It's really fricking cool. The nicest people ever. They go every year to Oklahoma. They invite me in like family. They feed me in the morning before I have to go work all day in the festival. They take care of me at night. And then you stand up on top of the bus and girls come up and they show their private parts for you know, uh, beads, that's what you get. Like, there's so many boots in the campground that if you show us your boobs you get beads, like the Marti Gras beads. And every woman does it, like they'll all do it just for beads. That's all a pair of beads people, exactly. And then there's there's also booths that are like, show us your boobs for a shot.

41:58 Well that that's like better though, you know. So they have like these boobs like bars that are peat campers. It's not like they're not vendors. They're campers saying up bars. So people show them their boobs. Guys do it too, they show their boobs too. There's a lot of man boobs around there. You know, it's Oklahoma, it's flat, there's not much hiking, you know, stuff like that. And then you say, flat next to boobs is never really a good thing, no, probably so. And then also they have the strip club campsite. So after the day is over and the headliner is done, you go back to campgrounds and there's a line waiting for the strip club. That's why we need the only pipe Man only fans there. Uh, we got some comments. Let's see what comments are in there. Uh oh, somebody wants a mouth of salty nuts.

42:53 You can't get that at Rockklahoma. This rebel's got a rebel's got a fan. Look at that. He likes the pigtails. Can you get can you give him the pigtail voice again? You like the tigtail? Respond to him for giving you a compliment. Thank you, thank you so much for giving me a compliment. It's just really cool. And he likes your glasses too. I think you have I think you have a super fan. He wants to subscribe to a pipe Man only fan so he can see your content.

43:37 Rebel, Well, thank you, thank you so very much. It's welcome. Nice. So they have also DJ campaign like DJ Booze, like dance clubs and stuff and the secret campsites where you get secret stuff and food campsite. There's all kinds of shit that goes on. It is a badass festival. And anybody that wants to win tickets to Rockklahoma, you can either direct message me the pipe Man on any of my socials. Just check out at Pipeman Radio and you'll find me on TikTok, threads, uh Twitter right now X well if they don't call, but we're going to get to that.

44:22 I was getting to that x Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat. I got it all. So follow me you want to win tickets to Rocklahoma. That's one of the requirements you have to follow me on my socials. You can pick one or two or all. Okay, so pipe Man Radio and all my socials. You could also call into the show at five six one six two three nine four two nine. That's five six one sixty two three nine nine, or you can comment wherever you're listening. If there's a place to comment, comment there and you'll be learned to win. Meanwhile, you'll get to see Kerry King at Rockklahoma, and this is what you'll experience. That's you.

45:06 That's your cue. Okay, that's your cue. One here we go, ye see the other was louder. I think we need more volume. You should violence spreads my resolution. Say what wil lies look, rebel, it's your boyfriend and that's who Rachel's going to meet after leaving her cousin boyfriend.

46:04 So he has admitted. Carrie King has said that that his new solo project is a continuation of their last album, which is Slayer's last album, which was a phenomenal relentless and it does. So you gotta get from Hawii Rise. It's out May seventeenth, and they're going to be at a bunch of the DWP festivals. You cannot miss out. Carry King is gonna kick your devil booty. All right, back to our schedule, regularly scheduled programming. What are you doing? Are you sucking on something? Rebel? Are you okay? So here here you go. Okay. So, first of all, this is what Gary has to say about you, rebel. Tell me what it says. I can't say the screen or maybe he's talking about himself. Why can't you see the screen? Because I can't see the screen with these things on? The horny devil no, I think he says he wants to be the horny devil to her holy Angel. Well, and what are moves? Oh? Is that what they are? I don't know, but he was referencing that when we were talking about that. Yeah, moves are not a good look. And you know, here's a reason too to

47:35 no longer wear one piece suits. Nobody should ever wear one piece suit. And maybe this is why they should bring back the speedo as popular because the less clothes you have on the ocean in Costa Rica, the less likely you're going to be all stung to ship by that larva like the pipe. Man, I'm changing the speedos from now on because they don't like to bite my gendles. You know, maybe I'll be cool there. That's not what they look like this, So it's a weird look. It looks like gummy worms with pepper in them. That's it. It. What a great practical joke that would be is to grab some of these and give it to somebody that thinks they're gummy worms, okay, and then give it to them. Come on, that's harsh. That's harsh. That would be absolutely disgusting. What it does mean they eat ant larvae in Mexico, So how is this aying different? I don't eat it. I wouldn't want to give somebody something to eat that's not actually edible and will it sting going down? That's the point.

48:46 That's what's good about it. That's what makes it unique. Yeah, unique. You can kill someone, That's what I pulled out of my board shorts really well, you know some things should be left unsaid. Well, you know, acting like that out of my shorts. People, the action was so good that I've been like incapacitated for a couple of days. That's how good it was. Like, have you ever had anything that was that good that you can function for the next few days? How about you?

49:27 Rachel? Yeah you have? Yeah, she's so excited right now. Yeah, it's called a really strong hang hunt, like you know at our age, if you drink too much, it'll talking about sex, Rachel, I'm talking about that. I have had yeah, yeah, a couple of days, but like a couple hours where I'm just like, how about you, Rebel? Oh? Hell yeah? Is it when you do all five boyfriends at once then in an ethical manner too many? It's like if you have too many orgasms, you know at our age, like you have an orgasm and it takes a lot out of you, and if you have another one, it's like, Okay, I don't know, I don't hear that, you know what I mean? Like, what about your age one? Is that how it feels after your orgasm? No, it feels like it feels like you spent eight hours at the massage parlor. Listen, just having three different women massage you all over. Wow, now we know what's really going on. Let me get okayment after hours, Welcome, that's that's gonna be in the only fans, that's gonna be in the only ga Listen. I just gotta say, okay, I'm done with you freaking people. I mean, it's been real, it's been fun. Can't say it's been real fun

51:01 yet, but it will be next week, So everybody needs to tune into pipe Man next week The Adventures of pipe Man in the last episode in Costa Rica where the pipe Man's in Costa Rica will be next week. That'll be season fifty two, episode four hundred and seventy three and episode eleven. Uh and tune in every week Wednesdays one pm Eastern Time on W four CY Radio at W four cy dot com. And not only that, but every morning eight am. You have to listen. It's just the audio version is the Well, yeah, you can listen to audio version of interviews that I've done, because there's lots of interviews. What does she do? Y'all know?

51:55 Pretty much thing like you? Or is that what you're ting are you Jan Brady? It looks like she's trying to home pun home shock. All right, Cindy Man, you guys got contact me to win some tickets to Oklahoma, to Bourbon Beyond, to Parceration, to Sike Temple, to Welcome to Rockville, although I don't know if we even have any left for that one too Louder than Life, to after Shock and uh hey it's been blast again. Uh uh you uh, somebody's screen is steaming up from you rebel.

52:44 We enjoy it. Thank you, guys are awesome. Their encounter off the show will be on the Pipe Man Only fans make sure to subscribe pipe Man Radio all socials only fans everywhere. And you know what, if you show up somewhere in Houston, Texas at some point in time, you might find the Pipe Man, but you might not any final words, pipe nuts, y'all have a good evening. All right, evening, it's not evening yet? What the hell is wrong with you? Get the Pipe Man group on. Thanks for listening, Thanks for watching, Thanks for being here, be here next week, be here every week or else. Roll it one.

53:37 Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin. I'm w for Cui radio,