Last Week Live in Costa Rica: Spanish Barbie and Condoms on the Zipline

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1:33 the zip line. Okay, so we're going to talk about that, and look, I had to go right through the condoms. Uh. It was quite scary. I was more scary than the zip line itself. But we got we all. We're also going to talk about the solar eclips. We're also going to talk about uh Waco, Texas, and we're going to talk about how one of our pipe nuts is now a member of the ranch Davidians. I didn't even know they still had a cult going on. I thought when they all killed themselves, it should be over. But I guess it's not over if you kill yourself. So remember that if you're thinking of doing something like taking your own life, it's not going to end everything. It's just gonna perpetually continue it for eternity. And I actually that is a philosophy.

2:24 I I'm like, well, when things are really bad, I'm like, well, if I kill myself with if it's worse, then what do I do? You know what I do? That's when I bring on the pipe nuts. So come on down, pipe Nuts do do do? And now I'm perpetually in hell for the rest of my life because I'm here with my pipe nuts. That's right, yep. And look at Rachel. She's just like to eat breakfast before to show. Rachel she's eating breakfast and drinking liquid lunch all on the show. You got anything to say? Or you're too busy chewing? She's looking nuts chewing looking at so hm, I want to buy a raising of hand. Who is the pipe nut that is now in a cult? No, I'm not, but I I don't. I think it was not a lack of desire for me. I think it might have been like they didn't want me. Oh no, don't feel that way.

3:35 You know, you're bad when they don't want right, when they don't want you. Problem was she showed up and she was too drunk for the cult. No, you know I really liked you know that they were like keeping it the branch Davidians. Do you remember David Koresh and all, of course I do. That's why they're called it Davidians. Okay, Well, he he was with the mothers and the daughters and the kids, and I love that he kept it in the family. Y'all know about cousin boyfriends. So I mean I felt like these were my people. This is why Yankees can't stand Southerners. Right there? Okay, here a minute. They did more inbreeding in the North than they ever did in the South. Prove it.

4:26 They were like, I don't know anybody in the North. I want to be like the nine year old little girl. I don't know anybody in the North that does inbreeding personally. I do know people in the South that do inbreeding personally, right, rebel, Oh no, not so killis Okay, So she doesn't draw the line at the kk K, but she does draw the line at inbreeding. I cannot help it if I was involved with someone that I did not know his Okay, affiliation, group affiliations, Rebel, Are you trying to tell me you've never come to the thought of sucking your brother? Oh? I can honestly say, no, how about you?

5:18 How about you want? She said everybody. I don't have a brother, okay, but if you did, would you to my brother? No? What about your sister? No? No, I like my brothers as people. Why would I do them? And boy doesn't do it against his religion? You know why he doesn't do it. Those condoms hanging on the thing, those used looking condoms hanging on that thing. I don't get it. Well, it could be worse because I've seen you. I've seen people in Louisiana hang condoms as ornaments on her Christmas tree. So you know from Louisiana that does that. Instead of taking candy games off the Christmas tree, they take condoms off. Oh so they're still in the package. They have both, it's your choice. Who else do you know in Louisiana and it does that? I don't do it. I've never hung a condom on a Christmas tree, although this year it might be another fun Christmas Christmas games only.

6:24 No, No, you have the crampest game where you steal each other's presence. Well, I wonder what that game is called? Where you you know? Okay, and it was just Easter. It was just Easter rebel. Do you guys in Louisiana like get your eggs for the Easter backs get by sticking your hand up the Easter buddies? Butthole? No, I mean you've seen the Cadbury commercials. Any animal can pop you out of plastic egg? Yeah, so which ones if you tried? I don't go fishing for eggs of animals butts. I just find them on the ground. Only only human butts. But they don't have bags. I don't go up human butts.

7:04 I never said that at all. Has anybody ever gone up your butt? No, that's an exit only, thank you very much. Okay, how about you, Rachel, What do you like in the last twenty minutes? No, I mean I got a couple of months ago. You think I can do? That? Was that because somebody was going up your butt during your TikTok live? That is that's why she got speaking of the only fans. Okay, so we're still on some stumbling blocks. Now. I never experienced an online platform that was so difficult to get on. So I mean, it's easy, it's easy to get off from only fans, but getting on is a whole mother Okay, so here here's the deal. Now, it asked me to fill out a duble, so I did. And for those of you that don't know what W nine is, which is interesting that we're having this conversation this week, because I did have I did have a conversation with somebody about W nine this week. But anyway, first of all, W nine's are filled out by the taxpayer. So if you're like an indepaying contractor getting income without taxes being taken out. You have to fill out a W nine which is your name, your address, your tax ID

8:35 number or Social Security number, and then you sign it. So if you put and this is going to go towards you rebel right now. Okay, I'm just gonna call you. I'm gonna call you out right now. But you're not the person that's talking to this week. But there was somebody I was talking to this week. Okay, So a couple of the ten ninety nine's that I sent out for this year got turned in the mail as undeliverable. Why because it had they had the wrong physical address on it. Why because the people that filled out the W nine's put the wrong address on it.

9:15 And so some you know, somebody sent in W nine and you know, they whoever filled it out for them, because sometimes people have their account and fill it out or something put the wrong address on there and so they never got it in the mail. Now that doesn't stop it from coming from to your email though, but they didn't get the physical in the mail. I don't fill out those forms. I say, provide me you're W nine, like you know and I give it. I'll tell them where to get the form on the IRS site. I'll have them fill it out, sign it, and send it to me. I'm not filling out your form for you. This isn't raid school. Okay, you can't fill out the form for them. No, it's illegal, absolutely, one hundred. It's illegal.

10:07 It's not so if you don't get it in the mail, it's not the company's fault they don't fill them out. It's whoever you had so go complain to them. So rebel yours was returned. So whoever killed out your W nine, whoever filled out your W nine, it's a retard. Mine should not have been returned. It was nothing's changed on mine. Yeah, well, we never know where your address really is anyway. And here's a little for all you people that think if a company doesn't file your ten ninety nine that you're not liable to show dos income or you think they're the one that's going to get in trouble if you don't file the income. Eh, but thank you for playing, because if you make income, you know how how much income it is. The ten ninety nine is for submitting to the IRS on the company's part, which we did. The address has zero to do with it. The IRS, okay, they and this is the pipe man pet peeve this week, the pipe peeve. Okay, the IRS doesn't give a crap about the address because they know people move. It can change.

11:22 By the time you even mail it out, it could be gone. And look, she's snorting drugs on the show. Don't do that on the show. The FEDS are watching. Okay, stop Rachel, look at her. I think it's for that butthole thing, because you know, she's like doing that rush or whatever it is, the inhaler, so it loosens up her butthole something like that. So snorting something up your nose can loosen up your butt. Yes, isn't it funny how your nose and butt are connected. So back to talking about the butt, I mean the IRS, But anyway, they don't care. They know the address may not be right.

12:05 All they care about is when I finally the amount of money and that it's got the right Social Security number on it or tax ID numbers. So now if I submit that to the IRS, and you, as the taxpayer, fail to report that income because the company never send me my ten ninety nine look up on the IRS website. It says for me to send it to the contractors for information purposes only. It's not required for them to have a copy. It's required for them to submit the income and it match the ten ninety nine. As a matter of fact, here's a perfect example. When you accept credit cards? Are you going to Morocco or something? I can't or are you going ziplining? Was she even where? I can't tell?

12:54 My sunglasses are too dark? She looks like she'sa one of the girls on Girls Girls Girls video for Motley Crew was oh nice? So anyway, you know what the hell was I saying? Anyway, why are we talking about taxes and IRS? I don't know. It's the pipe peeve, okay, But the bottom line is, I have another example. We're teaching people how to do their taxes because listen, the taxes are due before the next adventures a Pipe Nan show. Uh talk about taxes because it's tax day coming up, and because I had somebody bitch at me this week because they didn't get their ten ninety nine that was mailed two years Like this show is all about you, It is all about me. And then rebel is what people that didn't get. So I have to call her out so I don't waste time off the air dealing with that. Okay, but first of all, I didn't even realize I didn't get it. Uh no, don't say that live on the area. You did, if you don't report it, Listen, you got to fifteen change it, I said, And it realized that.

14:03 But that you know, tax day is coming up. You know this country's founded on uh no taxation, yet we pay some of the highest taxes in the world. It's not really that's fake news. Okay, nobody starts sharing that crap like everybody does in the world that what are you doing over there? Who is that? It's not me? It's the Emergency Weather Service. I can't help it. It goes off. We hear it. Oh, because you guys are on like a tornado watch right now, right we are. We are under some fallacious things going on. It has been going on. The emergency noises have been going off all day. Hey, no offense, rebel, But I really hope that tornado hits like right during the show.

14:48 That's live on the air. But everything's fine for after the show, so you can do the rest of your shows. Great hit. We had a lot about it. Really, y'all, this we didn't need this at all. Really, guess what, there's no tornadoes in Costa Rica right now. I'll tell you what there are. Also, I'll tell you what there is. There's jellyfish larva in Costa Rica right now. I'm still I know, but I'm still healing from it. And I went to go surfing yesterday. I'm like, screw it, I don't care if I'm still healing. I only got a few days left. And then, lil do you know, there they are once again in my way. No, I was smart this time. I went the water first, and I felt it was cold.

15:35 I'm like up, And then I went asked some people and they're like, yeah, we already got stung today. Okay, I have a nice day. I was kind of bummed out about that. But you know, the last thing I am gonna say about that ten ninety nine thingy is I don't know, do whatever you're gonna do. No, Seriously, what I was gonna say is like, if you accept credit cards, the credit card company sends you a ten ninety nine for all the money you made and gone to credit cards, and then the people that paid you by credit cards, send you a ten ninety nine. So if you don't know how to do your taxes, here's some advice. You don't put that twice, which again goes to the fact that just because you don't get ten ninety nine doesn't mean you don't report the income. But you only report once unless you're Rebel, you report twice because she didn't do it last year. Are you crazy?

16:30 Absolutely nuts. There's still time if they didn't catch you yet, Rebel. If they didn't catch you yet, there's still time as long as you report the income before they come to you and say, hey, you didn't file your taxes. You're going to jail. You're good. Technically she only has still Monday. Yeah, exactly. You know, unless you get an extension, Rebel. As long as you file file the extension at least Rebel and Rachel all all that. No, yes, go go ahead, Rachel. You know that just shows that shows the education value of people in Texas that they will ruin their own stuff, Like, she's not hurting my screen?

17:22 Role? Is she hurting your screen? One? Not at all? No, how about you, Rebel, did you get wet? What Rachel did that? Did you get wet? Rebel okay, so let's talk about some of these things behind me. Which way? Okay, let's take a vote between the three of you. It looks like she wants to barbie or the condom. Which do you want me to talk about here? The ziplining, the condoms on the zipline or the barbie. Where should we start? Condoms on the zipline. I'm go right for it. They're both are rated, so let's just go for the condoms and the zip line. Okay, So it's not really condoms on the zip line, it is condoms on a clothesline.

18:11 And literally I saw that. So here's the lesson you learn. You know, when you are poor, you have to recycle your condoms, so you wash them in the seine. Oh, one condom is between one condom, It's like ten thousand colonies. One condom is like ten thousand colonies. Yeah. So my question is, and let's take a survey here. Okay, if you wash a condom, is it still effective? Is it still keep using it? One? What brand would be effective? Rebel? Let's get them as a sponsor, the one that is Glow in the Dark.

19:03 Why do you say that one's effective? Because you're supposed to wear an actual one underneath, and you can take it off and rewash it, and it's a novelty item. It's not for the purposes of the condom. It is, however, for fun stuff and enjoyable lightsabersuff. How about how about edible how about edible ondies? Those are not reusable? Please God, you can't just throw them in the washer? No? Is it so tough being a woman? You can't wash anything unless you douche. Not even you can't use a freaking you can't reuse edible underwear. No, let me tell you your your vagina is a natural douche. Okay. So if that's the case, If that's the case, why is the hotel I'm going to on Saturday right before my flight on Sunday and it's a it's a hilt and it's a nice hotel. Their body wash says on the actual body wash, douche. Because you're a douche and they're giving it to you, but they gave it to somebody else. That's how I know it's then are they a douche to somebody?

20:25 It's all about your world. So in Spanish land, body wash translates in Spanish to douche. There you go. That's your answer? Is that true one? No, well, it kind of does because if it's soap, that cleans your body, and that's what doucheing is is cleaning. So maybe it's a loose translation. Douche is the French word for shower, see, so that goes hand in hand with the body wash. It is kind of ironic that it's the French that made up that word. Get they don't shower. Maybe I don't like Americans. It's just the irony in the world.

21:14 Like the irony in the world. I don't know. You know what you look like, Rachel right now? What you look like? You look like some s and m gay dude, like you're about to go to the dungeon club. She does not. I'm telling you. She looks like chicks off a girls, girls, girls from Motley Crue. I don't know. Are they douching? No, your pp is the douche. Explain explain to us how that works. You go sit on the toilet and you go T T and it dearly. If you go to like a doctor, they will tell you after sex you gotta go t you go to the bathroom. Otherwise you get like UTIs and ship you don't feel absolutely it is true. Here's some another fact that you might not know. Do you know that if men do not have orgasms, they get a uti. So for all of those who are edging, that's the problem. So who cares? So you have to masturbate. It's a requirement. It's a requirement. It's like when you go to prisons. The first thing the medical say to you, make sure you masturbate this in front of other inmates. It doesn't matter as long as you do it and get and clean your pipes. No, no, I

22:48 don't know. I don't know. He learned a lot from incarceration. That's where he learned. As a matter of fact, that they had a seminar. That's a good time, hey one, while you roll the incarceration commercial. That was a perfect segue, rebel, It's about time you did something right. All right, Here we go here, it's the alarm. Incarceration Music and Tattoo Festival is back. What's shine down? Godsmack, Freaking Benjamin Hailstorm, the Offspring, Chavelle, bad Omens, Chime Era, and so many more. Report to Historic Ohios Date Reformatory this July nineteenth through twenty first three days of NonStop rock Tattoos, Blood, Prison, hundred House and more passes on sale now at incarceration dot com. Okay, so here's the deal.

23:45 Anybody listening, anybody watching right now, If you go to my socials, any of them, pipe Man Radio, and you direct message me the date and time of the last time that you met masturbated, you'll be entered to win tickets to Incarceration. What if they're currently doing it while they're trying to type I mean, then then just then do that. Yeah, then just do that. And if you haven't done it in the past year, you need to do it before you submit your entry to win. And if you need assistance, make sure to check out the Adventures of pipe Man on.

24:27 No, not the group on, but the only thing that idea. Okay. So that's where this all started out, the I R S in the way of me starring as only fans. That's why we're talking about the I R S. Okay, because only fans would not accept my W nine. They said it was wrong, just like my picture everything, you don't accept it, and so now I'm fighting with them to prove it's right. You know. But in the meantime, we are going to run some specials. I'm doing three day free trials and there's other promotions on the Only Fans that I've set up. And you'll get this, Rachel, while you show them a little piece of the action for the Only Fans real quick. Yeah you, Rachel, You're the only Rachel on the show. How about are you going to eat with your feet? Rachel on the pipe Man Only Fans?

25:26 Oh, okay, sucking nuts right into the sea, back into the mouth. There it is, okay, one, let's put up a QR code. Okay, if you want to find us on Only Fans, it's just like the socials. It's pipe Man Radio. And here's the QR code. You can make it easy. You just put point your phone at the screen whatever you're watching, your camera, and then pull up the QR code. Okay, get where is it? It's right here there it is, Yes, OnlyFans dot com slash Pipeman Radio and yeah, hit that QR code.

26:18 Try it out, rebel, see if it was I did it. I did it. I did it. It works nice, nice, So so I'll tell you what to okay to see myself. I tell you what to the first three subscribers to the Pipemin Only fans. I will give you a fifty discount off of the Pipemin group on. So one, let's roll the commercials so they can see what they're getting. Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the pipe case where you can service the pipe man all night long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get the hell out. That's the Pipeman group on. The group on special is normally one nine, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just call into the show right now five sixty one six two three nine four two nine, and you too can have the Pipemin groupon. I had the group on You should too. Or all you have to do is scan a QR code. We add up there and become a subscriber to the Pipemin only Fans.

27:48 Okay, yes, of course you do, unless you provide me a w NT on right Well, everybody has to pay care your content. I don't care if you have to pay, you'll get a percentage commissioned warrant royalties. See that there are people out there that literally that are salespeople that work for companies I've seen it happen. It's the stupidest shit ever. Where they buy their own products. So they could make the commission like somebody might like plue them in, that's still costing them money. They're making exactly that.

28:34 It's like they use it as a discount code. Okay, So I gotta tell you something funny though. Somebody was talking to me here in Costa Rica a couple of days ago about the pipemin group on, and they tried to negotiate with me. They were like, so, so you cook? They like, so, what are you cooking me for breakfast? I'm like, I'm not cooking you breakfast. The groupon is you cook me breakfast? You sure you listen to that group on? Really? Well, folks, he's not doing any of the work at all. You're doing it for him. I'm just gonna sit there with my used condom after I take it off the clothesline. You get the satisfaction of doing things for him. Hey wait a minute, can you auction those off on a different platform? Like you know how people have they pay for use panties and stuff like that. Are you gonna be using action off the use? That's a good idea let's let's put that into motion too. That's not gonna be on only fans. That's gonna be two ninety nine. You too can have the pipemin groupon nice. I love it. Okay, make that commercial right now, okay. And so I'm gonna zip zip line right through the condoms into Barbie. Okay, sure to be prepared. Here's what really happened. Here's what really happened. Okay.

30:04 So for my last class of Spanish here in Costa Rica, because I'm going back to Florida. Although I am going, we're talking about me setting up like a thing like we're doing right now for virtual Spanish classes from Costa Rica. Okay. But in the meantime, it was a debate about Barbie, and it got heated, okay in Spanish class. In Spanish class, okay, okay. So there were two women and two guys in the well, three women and two guys in the debate? Was it no for women? Two guys? Now I walk in. I apparently didn't read the whole memo or something, because the women gave me a whole bunch of crap because I wasn't wearing pink. Apparently we're all supposed to show up to class in pink, but the pipe man doesn't have any pinks, especially not here in Costa Rica. I might have pink somewhere, but that's just having to do with the pipe man group on only and Rebel got it. Rachel, she's thinking about it over there. She's like what is that? And was like, I'm not able to just step into this one step into You might need help, so I gotta tell you it was funny. Then the other guy comes in and he didn't even watch the movie. I didn't watch the movie, but at least I can fake it. He was just straight out and and watched a movie. And then he started, you know, talking about

31:37 certain things that you know, basically, maybe you shouldn't talk around women like that. It ain't locker room talk if there's women around, Okay, so unless the same thing. Well, no, he was. He was like he and the teacher, she gave him some guff and he's a nice guy. He didn't say anything bad, but he was like, I just don't believe in the whole Barbie thing because it's all like made up and this and that and just made up gold. It would tell me to some money on the teachers telling them like have a little imagination, you know, and the teachers total. She's a totally cool teacher, but she was totally into the whole Barbie thing. She was dressed up, she loved the whole thing.

32:23 But we were debating the whole thing of Barbie. And we even had worksheets where what would happen in barbie Land and what would happen in ken Land? You know, as far as you know, the chauvinistic stuff opposed to non chauvinistic stuff. That's kind of what it was. So we did debated the whole thing. I personally think that Barbie is good in one sense, but it's also bad in another sense. And so here's the thing up. Somebody's calling me. Who is it? Uh? It's probably one of those robocalls for vacation. So let's answer it and see hello, May I help you?

33:12 Yes? I who my name is? Because you know what's amazing about that I'm live on my radio now and I was just talking about Hilton ten minutes ago, and you just proved my point that the phones are listening everything we say. Because magically, somebody I don't know just called me live on the air on the radio from Hilton Christ sell me a vacation. So sell me to vacation. Ah, look, yeah in Costa Rica. Where in Costa Rica? I'm staying at the hill in Costa Rica Saturday. It's a secret. Oh yeah, yeah, that's not a good location from Costa Rica.

34:19 Why so, let me ask you a question. Can can you give us while we're live on the air here your home phone number? So everybody listen radio show can call you during dinner and pitch you whatever they have to pitch you. Can I give them my home phone numbers, but they can. Yeah, they're gonna call you and pitch you something. Yeah, right now to the whole world. Oh yeah, you do music? Tell me about your music? What kind of music? Okay? Can you can?

35:06 Do you sing? Or do you just play an instrument? Okay? So why don't you sing one of your songs to our listeners? I mean we were talking about playing instruments that receive the things on the string. They won't mind, Like listen, they're already giving you weird looks. Anyway, you might as well go full out and start singing. They're gonna find me. I'm gonna do my name. Why are in at the letter? Why are in and then the other letters faith with letter D and the color of black. Now, I love y'all, real, y'all have a nice day out there. Hey, you have a good one. Sell lots of Hilton packages. That was cool. This is what happens when you call into the pipeman's phone. I'll teach those robo fucking calls. I'll teach those robo calls.

36:01 He immediately plugged his music in, right, I love it. He had all that pretty good. Most of the people were hung up, like immediately. I was the hit of the class about Barbie. My answer because we went around the class and had to talk about you know, no, no, are memories of Barbie? Okay, oh god, yeah it is. It is graphic so and we had to do it in spash, and can you act out his memories? You look like a Barbie. This is a true story and I can prove it, okay, and I'm going to try to prove it right after I say it. So I said, my memory of Barbie is one of my old oldest daughter's favorite memories. And her favorite memory of from childhood is when she was about five years old and they asked me how old, So I answered, so I'm just saying now. They asked me at five years old, she asked me to play lesbian Barbies with her. Oh, and that's her favorite because I I did it, It's

37:31 her like favorite memory. And so then the teacher asked if they had clothes and what they were wearing what, And I'm like nothing. The barbiees had no clothes on. So if you think I'm just doing this for the show, and if you think anybody in my world is safe from my show, God, We're going to make a phone call. Oh wow, whichever daughter it is, I want to say I'm sorry ahead of time. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Can you hear that faint? Put the bome up? More? Hello? Before you say anything, let me just tell you that we're doing a repeat of years ago and you are live on the Adventures of pipe Man Yay. And we were talking about how I was in Spanish class the other day and we were doing this debate about Barbie and one of the questions in the class was, what's your favorite memory about Barbie?

38:43 Do you want to tell our listeners what your favorite memory about Barbie is? Naked lesbian Barbie nice? And why is that your favorite memory. I don't know. I just heard remember always wanting to take a bath and naked lesbian Bie Barbie party. That's just it. And why is it a favorite memory now that you're an adult. I just find it hilarious. And what did your daughter think about when she heard about that? Oh she died. She's like, of course they were lesbians. Well, there you go.

39:24 I love it. Thanks for having fun with us today. I knew you could use a good laugh. So here it is at your expense. Yay, I'm always here for it. We love you here at the Adventures of Pipe Man. Well, we love you guys. And you could win take us festival for being such a good sport, but that would be nepotism and I can't do that. So I'm going to hang up. After all of that, she still loves that, shows that is true. There you go. So if you remember Rebel years ago, we called that same daughter with me having a changed voice and did that contest? Do you do you remember the contest and what her answer was? Oh? Good, vaguely, I feel like she didn't know it was me. My voice was described. She didn't know it was me. Yeah, Thank goodness. That what I've been traumatizing. Wow, why don't you tell the listeners what what happened? No, No, I don't wholeheartedly remember it's just I feel for his children.

40:35 I do because these things he puts them through and they still love him. Basically, we had to ask questions. We had to ask questions for a contest, and they were going to win a trip to Hawaii. Okay, it was a prank call, you know, it was a radio pro call. And uh, basically one of the questions was where did you conceive your first child? And so her answer exactly was like this in my dad's bed. Oh yeah, there it was. I had to immediately go back into pipe man mode and whatever disguise voice. But anyway, I told her, yet you won, you won the trip to Why pack your bags and start walking? And yet they still answer the phone during showtime? Well they don't.

41:35 They have to pay attention. I'll teach them to pay more attention in my social media. You ever notice that your own family never pays attention your social media a lot of times unless it's about that. Yes, yes, even if it's not about them, I think it's about them, they're paying attention to it. Oh yeah, all right, So what didn't we cover this show yet? Besides Rockklahoma and Wing Tickets Ocklahoma, we covered Spanish. We kind of oh yeah, that's right. We touched on it, but we really didn't go completely there. But before we go that, I just want to announce to everybody it's very important before I forget that tomorrow is National Pet Day. So National Hug Your Dog Day. Well look that's the lead up. That's the lead up to National Pet Day, you know. So if you have a pet, take good care of your pet, be nice to your pet, and make sure your pet listens to tonight tonight, right Rebel tonight, just National Hug your Dog Day. No, no, no, no, make sure they live and they have for National Pet Day, they need to have their pets. Listen to Pet Health Cafe tomorrow night.

42:51 Pet see it's on National Pets Okay, So all pets out there listening, you need to listen to Health Cafe, not on that station, on W four HC dot com, the Health Cafe Live also Pet Cafe Live. Listen. Great great show about your pets. Now, speaking of pets, Rachel, why don't you tell us about your experience with the solar eclipse. Oh so yeah, I went out to Waco because it was number eight on the very top places to go see the totality, and so, you know, while I was there, I was seeing where is They're a really interesting place to watch it. And we went out to the David Crush compound and I don't know if y'all saw that that Netflix show, but it was really really good and and everything burned down, but they built a new little church and there were some people out there, and you know, I went around and I had a good time and I and I shot you some stuff when it's like right in the you know, it went completely over, like I promised you. It was a lot of fun and and uh then I had a cousin boyfriend with me, who this is funny. I shouldn't tell this.

44:09 So he was like yeah, he was like, oh my god, he has a minivan. So we ended up sleeping in the minivan, like we went out there the night before. We were like, you know, put a put a mattress in the back of the minivan. He said, what if you were like right during the eclipse, who can say that that's what they were doing during the eclipse from their cousin. Nice, So did you do it. Yeah, And then the next couple I gave to him, I was like, in the back of the minim, say that that's what he did during the eclipse at least because I'm not doing those sloppy seconds.

44:51 Okay, especially from a Texan. I gotta tell you the last time we had an eclipse and totality, I was actually covering a festival. This was the coolest thing. It was at the number one place for totality. This festival was called Moonfest. Remember that Rebel Yes and Ozzie performed during the total eclipse the song bark at the Moon and he never lets photographers shoot it, And I actually had a photo pass for that one, and I got to shoot Ozzy. I literally was standing right underneath them as he was singing bark at the Moon. As we're in totality. And you know, some photographers they have some cool tricks for that too, like they can take their their camera and a piece of cardboard and get like the most amazing picture of the eclipse. Speaking of yeah, well, speaking of which, there was one photographer friend I know, yeah nice and they were like they were so good.

46:06 There you go, so what I want? Photographer friend of mine she was posted on Facebook about you know, uh she did. She wants she didn't want a bunch of people putting up crappy photos because she's a phtographer. You want to see the good ones and you don't want and I agree with her, you don't want to clog up the internet with a bunch of bad photos so you never see the good ones from the professionals. Oh look at that. And so what I did to be funny is I messaged her my picture and she literally commented back and said, that's way better than a lot more than I've seen online. L O L. I'm like, well that's good, because what I did was I went on to the official site that was monitoring like we were, we were tracking it like like Santa Claus, and I literally cropped out the picture that they had on the official site of it. And that's what I sent to her as if I took it.

47:06 So you all you idiots out there, I believe everything on social media and believe all that stuff. That's what you can do. What's that, Rachel, is that your soulary eclipse? Is that you? What whose picture is better? Yours? I think yours. It just captures the sun and the moon at the same time. That kind of stuff is what you're gonna find on the pipe Man Only Fans. So sud so a full moon, that's a totally eclipse. Right, So if someone clicks on the Adventures of pipe Man Only Fans, are they going to see any full moons going on? And that's for Rachel to answer. Are you going to give them a full moon? Are you going to give them a full moon on the only on the eclipse? You know, hey, don know it depends on pipe Man, I said, George two. Now he said you would make it.

48:05 He didn't say commission. What did you say, proceeds are I did add both of you at I did add both of you as two team members on the Only Fans where you'll be able to upload your own stuff to it. Okay, so we don't have to send it to you first. Nope, Nope, nope, you'll upload it yourself. In the meantime, again, I'm gonna give everybody another chance to win tickets, this time to Rock Klahoma. Let's hear the commercial and then I'll tell people how they can win tickets to Ockklahoma in less than a month. No, that's welcome to Rockville, Rockklahoma's on Labor Day weekends. You're talking about Welcome to Rockville, which is less than a month away. I don't even think we have tickets left for that because it's so close. There's nowhere to stay anyway, and that's gonna be badass. But Rockklahoma, that's gonna be badass. Do we that's the camp have a commercial ready? Yes, let's do it here it goes huh oh, No, that's just a banner. There's an actual video. You didn't see the actual video. Rocklahoma, America's biggest labor Day party, is back with the loudest lineup yet this August thirtieth through September, first in Prior, Oklahoma, with for the first time ever of Ben Sevenfold, slip Knot

49:35 Disturbing Evan Essence plus I Data, Remember, Lamb of God, and many more passes and camping on sale now in Ockklahoma dot com starting at ten dollars down there. It is okay. So again, if you're if you what was it I HadAM to do before? Let's have them do something else. If you could send me your pictures to my socials direct message me of any use condoms you see somewhere you will be entered to win tickets for Oklahoma. Because there's a lot of used condoms in the campground at Oklahoma, I can tell you right now. That's why it's so appropriate. But here's the thing too, we're also going to be announcing ready for this Okay. So DWP took over Rocklahoma. It didn't used to be a DWP festival, it now is. And they also took over another festival that is at that same place in Oklahoma. It is one of the most renowned country festivals. The pipe Man is going country, Okay, And so we're gonna be doing ticket goodaways for Born and Raised, which is anybody that's in the country wants to go to that festival like they love that festival in Oklahoma for sure. So I don't know if Blake Shelton will be there, but he may be. I don't even know who's gonna be there yet. We don't know yet. But he lives near there, so you might see him. He might be carrying around his cup, his solo cup. Meanwhile, that's that's everything, folks.

51:10 That's all folks. Just like uh, Elmer Fudd, who here can do Elmer Fudd say that's all folks that do it right? Yea, yeah, kick your day job, Rachel Rebel, give it a try. Come on, you're an actress, Come on, do it folks. Oh my god, you better give up your dream of acting. One do you have? Do you have a version? Do you have a version one? I don't know who that is? Okay, how about about Speedy Gonzalez? Can you do Speedy Gonzalez? I know about I know who he is, but I've never heard of a song. Do you know how to do it?

52:00 Rebel? Speedy? Speedy? I did a lot of speedy in my twenties. I bet you did, and I and now you just do a lot of downers and cousins. All right, So everybody's got tuned in next week to the Adventures pipe Man, because I will be back in Florida getting ready to go on the pipe Man Radio Tour. We're gonna do some ticket giveaways. We're gonna do a lot of fun stuff. I don't even remember what we're talking about. I wrote it down somewhere, but I don't care right now. It's just gonna be good. And and Sam is saying hello to you. Rebel. Rebel has so many people that want to do it.

52:43 Rebel, you have so many people that come on this show and want do you Rachel shows her buttthole and you get all the guys. How does that work? There? It is underlay underlay. That's it on. So study up on Speedy Gonzales for next week. So everybody tune in every Wednesday live one pm Eastern time. I will be on Eastern time and right here at W four cy dot com and talk for TV. And if you want to check out my interviews, they they are on my socials. They're also on my podcasts. They're also on every morning at eight am. You can listen to Adventures pipe Man, which has past shows, interviews, all kinds of great stuff. Check out all of the podcasts you got, the Adventures pipe Man podcast, pipe Man in the Pit, positively pipe Man, and you can catch us on Iheartpanora, Spot, I Amazon Music, Audible, Apple and no longer Google Google podcast is gone, YouTube podcast is in. So there it is. That's just the last final Costa Rican show for twenty twenty four. It's so sad I have to go back to that crazy state of Florida with all the idiots. Do my next show, you know, in

54:16 Florida, they put the condoms on their ear and they don't know why they why they have so many of those billboards. That scared me when I went there. No, we make balloon animals with condoms. Yeah. You know what scared Rebel when she came to Florida is an HIV testing. Uh, noboard scares me. What scares me is going to Louisiana. They have none of those. I think that's all even heard of it. Yeah, like they just don't even care that they give each other. They're not afraid of us. It was that scary that it had to be on billboards for you guys. It's all in the family in Louisiana, all the family. Well it's actually exact. Yep. Texas uses no condoms and family is required, and so is an STD. When somebody asks you in Texas if you have an STD, they're expecting a guest answer or else you're not getting sex.

55:14 So remember that, and same in South Florida, because you know, you just go to Morrow Lago and you can catch all the diseases you want. I'll be there next week, broadcasting live, fifteen minutes away from more Lago. All right, thanks for listening. Thanks for being here and I hope you come back next week, but if you don't, screw off Roam one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of plate Man on w for CUI Radio.