Last Week Live in Costa Rica: Spanish Barbie and Condoms on the Zipline

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Yes, that's sure, see for
you young. Whake up America. It's

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time for the adventures, So fight
Man. I'll w four s white I

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Com. Liz pom Beach is number
one internet radio station. Here's your host,

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the Fight Many. It's still last
week in Costa Rica for the pipe

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Man and the Adventures of pipe Man
and Boy. We had some adventures last

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week that we got to talk about, and we got some festival tickets to

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give away, and we're going to
talk about Spanish Barbie, and we're going

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to talk and what you see up
the wrong way? That that that that

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that that, and we're going to
talk about my zip lining right there and

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then you can see right next to
my head to do there's some condoms on

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the zip line. Okay, so
we're going to talk about that, and

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look, I had to go right
through the condoms. Uh. It was

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quite scary. I was more scary
than the zip line itself. But we

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got we all. We're also going
to talk about the solar eclips. We're

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also going to talk about uh Waco, Texas, and we're going to talk

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about how one of our pipe nuts
is now a member of the ranch Davidians.

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I didn't even know they still had
a cult going on. I thought

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when they all killed themselves, it
should be over. But I guess it's

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not over if you kill yourself.
So remember that if you're thinking of doing

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something like taking your own life,
it's not going to end everything. It's

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just gonna perpetually continue it for eternity. And I actually that is a philosophy.

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I I'm like, well, when
things are really bad, I'm like,

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well, if I kill myself with
if it's worse, then what do

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I do? You know what I
do? That's when I bring on the

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pipe nuts. So come on down, pipe Nuts do do do? And

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now I'm perpetually in hell for the
rest of my life because I'm here with

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my pipe nuts. That's right,
yep. And look at Rachel. She's

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just like to eat breakfast before to
show. Rachel she's eating breakfast and drinking

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liquid lunch all on the show.
You got anything to say? Or you're

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too busy chewing? She's looking nuts
chewing looking at so hm, I want

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to buy a raising of hand.
Who is the pipe nut that is now

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in a cult? No, I'm
not, but I I don't. I

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think it was not a lack of
desire for me. I think it might

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have been like they didn't want me. Oh no, don't feel that way.

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You know, you're bad when they
don't want right, when they don't

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want you. Problem was she showed
up and she was too drunk for the

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cult. No, you know I
really liked you know that they were like

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keeping it the branch Davidians. Do
you remember David Koresh and all, of

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course I do. That's why they're
called it Davidians. Okay, Well,

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he he was with the mothers and
the daughters and the kids, and I

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love that he kept it in the
family. Y'all know about cousin boyfriends.

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So I mean I felt like these
were my people. This is why Yankees

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can't stand Southerners. Right there?
Okay, here a minute. They did

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more inbreeding in the North than they
ever did in the South. Prove it.

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They were like, I don't know
anybody in the North. I want

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to be like the nine year old
little girl. I don't know anybody in

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the North that does inbreeding personally.
I do know people in the South that

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do inbreeding personally, right, rebel, Oh no, not so killis Okay,

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So she doesn't draw the line at
the kk K, but she does

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draw the line at inbreeding. I
cannot help it if I was involved with

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someone that I did not know his
Okay, affiliation, group affiliations, Rebel,

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Are you trying to tell me you've
never come to the thought of sucking

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your brother? Oh? I can
honestly say, no, how about you?

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How about you want? She said
everybody. I don't have a brother,

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okay, but if you did,
would you to my brother? No?

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What about your sister? No?
No, I like my brothers as

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people. Why would I do them? And boy doesn't do it against his

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religion? You know why he doesn't
do it. Those condoms hanging on the

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thing, those used looking condoms hanging
on that thing. I don't get it.

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Well, it could be worse because
I've seen you. I've seen people

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in Louisiana hang condoms as ornaments on
her Christmas tree. So you know from

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Louisiana that does that. Instead of
taking candy games off the Christmas tree,

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they take condoms off. Oh so
they're still in the package. They have

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both, it's your choice. Who
else do you know in Louisiana and it

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does that? I don't do it. I've never hung a condom on a

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Christmas tree, although this year it
might be another fun Christmas Christmas games only.

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No, No, you have the
crampest game where you steal each other's

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presence. Well, I wonder what
that game is called? Where you you

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know? Okay, and it was
just Easter. It was just Easter rebel.

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Do you guys in Louisiana like get
your eggs for the Easter backs get

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by sticking your hand up the Easter
buddies? Butthole? No, I mean

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you've seen the Cadbury commercials. Any
animal can pop you out of plastic egg?

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Yeah, so which ones if you
tried? I don't go fishing for

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eggs of animals butts. I just
find them on the ground. Only only

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human butts. But they don't have
bags. I don't go up human butts.

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I never said that at all.
Has anybody ever gone up your butt?

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No, that's an exit only,
thank you very much. Okay,

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how about you, Rachel, What
do you like in the last twenty minutes?

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No, I mean I got a
couple of months ago. You think

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I can do? That? Was
that because somebody was going up your butt

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during your TikTok live? That is
that's why she got speaking of the only

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fans. Okay, so we're still
on some stumbling blocks. Now. I

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never experienced an online platform that was
so difficult to get on. So I

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mean, it's easy, it's easy
to get off from only fans, but

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getting on is a whole mother Okay, so here here's the deal. Now,

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it asked me to fill out a
duble, so I did. And

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for those of you that don't know
what W nine is, which is interesting

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that we're having this conversation this week, because I did have I did have

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a conversation with somebody about W nine
this week. But anyway, first of

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all, W nine's are filled out
by the taxpayer. So if you're like

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an indepaying contractor getting income without taxes
being taken out. You have to fill

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out a W nine which is your
name, your address, your tax ID

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number or Social Security number, and
then you sign it. So if you

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put and this is going to go
towards you rebel right now. Okay,

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I'm just gonna call you. I'm
gonna call you out right now. But

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you're not the person that's talking to
this week. But there was somebody I

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was talking to this week. Okay, So a couple of the ten ninety

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nine's that I sent out for this
year got turned in the mail as undeliverable.

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Why because it had they had the
wrong physical address on it. Why

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because the people that filled out the
W nine's put the wrong address on it.

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And so some you know, somebody
sent in W nine and you know,

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they whoever filled it out for them, because sometimes people have their account

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and fill it out or something put
the wrong address on there and so they

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never got it in the mail.
Now that doesn't stop it from coming from

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to your email though, but they
didn't get the physical in the mail.

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I don't fill out those forms.
I say, provide me you're W nine,

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like you know and I give it. I'll tell them where to get

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the form on the IRS site.
I'll have them fill it out, sign

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it, and send it to me. I'm not filling out your form for

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you. This isn't raid school.
Okay, you can't fill out the form

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for them. No, it's illegal, absolutely, one hundred. It's illegal.

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It's not so if you don't get
it in the mail, it's not

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the company's fault they don't fill them
out. It's whoever you had so go

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complain to them. So rebel yours
was returned. So whoever killed out your

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W nine, whoever filled out your
W nine, it's a retard. Mine

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should not have been returned. It
was nothing's changed on mine. Yeah,

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well, we never know where your
address really is anyway. And here's a

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little for all you people that think
if a company doesn't file your ten ninety

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nine that you're not liable to show
dos income or you think they're the one

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that's going to get in trouble if
you don't file the income. Eh,

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but thank you for playing, because
if you make income, you know how

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how much income it is. The
ten ninety nine is for submitting to the

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IRS on the company's part, which
we did. The address has zero to

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do with it. The IRS,
okay, they and this is the pipe

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man pet peeve this week, the
pipe peeve. Okay, the IRS doesn't

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give a crap about the address because
they know people move. It can change.

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By the time you even mail it
out, it could be gone.

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And look, she's snorting drugs on
the show. Don't do that on the

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show. The FEDS are watching.
Okay, stop Rachel, look at her.

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I think it's for that butthole thing, because you know, she's like

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doing that rush or whatever it is, the inhaler, so it loosens up

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her butthole something like that. So
snorting something up your nose can loosen up

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your butt. Yes, isn't it
funny how your nose and butt are connected.

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So back to talking about the butt, I mean the IRS, But

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anyway, they don't care. They
know the address may not be right.

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All they care about is when I
finally the amount of money and that it's

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got the right Social Security number on
it or tax ID numbers. So now

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if I submit that to the IRS, and you, as the taxpayer,

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fail to report that income because the
company never send me my ten ninety nine

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look up on the IRS website.
It says for me to send it to

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the contractors for information purposes only.
It's not required for them to have a

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copy. It's required for them to
submit the income and it match the ten

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ninety nine. As a matter of
fact, here's a perfect example. When

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you accept credit cards? Are you
going to Morocco or something? I can't

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or are you going ziplining? Was
she even where? I can't tell?

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My sunglasses are too dark? She
looks like she'sa one of the girls on

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Girls Girls Girls video for Motley Crew
was oh nice? So anyway, you

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know what the hell was I saying? Anyway, why are we talking about

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taxes and IRS? I don't know. It's the pipe peeve, okay,

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But the bottom line is, I
have another example. We're teaching people how

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to do their taxes because listen,
the taxes are due before the next adventures

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a Pipe Nan show. Uh talk
about taxes because it's tax day coming up,

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and because I had somebody bitch at
me this week because they didn't get

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their ten ninety nine that was mailed
two years Like this show is all about

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you, It is all about me. And then rebel is what people that

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didn't get. So I have to
call her out so I don't waste time

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off the air dealing with that.
Okay, but first of all, I

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didn't even realize I didn't get it. Uh no, don't say that live

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on the area. You did,
if you don't report it, Listen,

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you got to fifteen change it,
I said, And it realized that.

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But that you know, tax day
is coming up. You know this country's

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founded on uh no taxation, yet
we pay some of the highest taxes in

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the world. It's not really that's
fake news. Okay, nobody starts sharing

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that crap like everybody does in the
world that what are you doing over there?

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Who is that? It's not me? It's the Emergency Weather Service.

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I can't help it. It goes
off. We hear it. Oh,

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because you guys are on like a
tornado watch right now, right we are.

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We are under some fallacious things going
on. It has been going on.

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The emergency noises have been going off
all day. Hey, no offense,

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rebel, But I really hope that
tornado hits like right during the show.

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That's live on the air. But
everything's fine for after the show,

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so you can do the rest of
your shows. Great hit. We had

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a lot about it. Really,
y'all, this we didn't need this at

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all. Really, guess what,
there's no tornadoes in Costa Rica right now.

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I'll tell you what there are.
Also, I'll tell you what there

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is. There's jellyfish larva in Costa
Rica right now. I'm still I know,

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but I'm still healing from it.
And I went to go surfing yesterday.

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I'm like, screw it, I
don't care if I'm still healing.

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I only got a few days left. And then, lil do you know,

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there they are once again in my
way. No, I was smart

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this time. I went the water
first, and I felt it was cold.

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I'm like up, And then I
went asked some people and they're like,

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yeah, we already got stung today. Okay, I have a nice

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day. I was kind of bummed
out about that. But you know,

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the last thing I am gonna say
about that ten ninety nine thingy is I

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don't know, do whatever you're gonna
do. No, Seriously, what I

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was gonna say is like, if
you accept credit cards, the credit card

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company sends you a ten ninety nine
for all the money you made and gone

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to credit cards, and then the
people that paid you by credit cards,

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send you a ten ninety nine.
So if you don't know how to do

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your taxes, here's some advice.
You don't put that twice, which again

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goes to the fact that just because
you don't get ten ninety nine doesn't mean

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you don't report the income. But
you only report once unless you're Rebel,

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you report twice because she didn't do
it last year. Are you crazy?

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Absolutely nuts. There's still time if
they didn't catch you yet, Rebel.

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If they didn't catch you yet,
there's still time as long as you report

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the income before they come to you
and say, hey, you didn't file

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your taxes. You're going to jail. You're good. Technically she only has

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still Monday. Yeah, exactly.
You know, unless you get an extension,

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Rebel. As long as you file
file the extension at least Rebel and

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Rachel all all that. No,
yes, go go ahead, Rachel.

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You know that just shows that shows
the education value of people in Texas that

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they will ruin their own stuff,
Like, she's not hurting my screen?

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Role? Is she hurting your screen? One? Not at all? No,

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how about you, Rebel, did
you get wet? What Rachel did

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that? Did you get wet?
Rebel okay, so let's talk about some

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of these things behind me. Which
way? Okay, let's take a vote

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between the three of you. It
looks like she wants to barbie or the

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condom. Which do you want me
to talk about here? The ziplining,

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the condoms on the zipline or the
barbie. Where should we start? Condoms

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on the zipline. I'm go right
for it. They're both are rated,

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so let's just go for the condoms
and the zip line. Okay, So

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it's not really condoms on the zip
line, it is condoms on a clothesline.

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And literally I saw that. So
here's the lesson you learn. You

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know, when you are poor,
you have to recycle your condoms, so

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you wash them in the seine.
Oh, one condom is between one condom,

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It's like ten thousand colonies. One
condom is like ten thousand colonies.

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Yeah. So my question is,
and let's take a survey here. Okay,

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if you wash a condom, is
it still effective? Is it still

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keep using it? One? What
brand would be effective? Rebel? Let's

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get them as a sponsor, the
one that is Glow in the Dark.

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Why do you say that one's effective? Because you're supposed to wear an actual

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one underneath, and you can take
it off and rewash it, and it's

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a novelty item. It's not for
the purposes of the condom. It is,

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however, for fun stuff and enjoyable
lightsabersuff. How about how about edible

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how about edible ondies? Those are
not reusable? Please God, you can't

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just throw them in the washer?
No? Is it so tough being a

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woman? You can't wash anything unless
you douche. Not even you can't use

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a freaking you can't reuse edible underwear. No, let me tell you your

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your vagina is a natural douche.
Okay. So if that's the case,

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If that's the case, why is
the hotel I'm going to on Saturday right

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before my flight on Sunday and it's
a it's a hilt and it's a nice

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hotel. Their body wash says on
the actual body wash, douche. Because

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you're a douche and they're giving it
to you, but they gave it to

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somebody else. That's how I know
it's then are they a douche to somebody?

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It's all about your world. So
in Spanish land, body wash translates

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in Spanish to douche. There you
go. That's your answer? Is that

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true one? No, well,
it kind of does because if it's soap,

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that cleans your body, and that's
what doucheing is is cleaning. So

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maybe it's a loose translation. Douche
is the French word for shower, see,

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so that goes hand in hand with
the body wash. It is kind

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of ironic that it's the French that
made up that word. Get they don't

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shower. Maybe I don't like Americans. It's just the irony in the world.

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Like the irony in the world.
I don't know. You know what

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you look like, Rachel right now? What you look like? You look

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like some s and m gay dude, like you're about to go to the

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dungeon club. She does not.
I'm telling you. She looks like chicks

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off a girls, girls, girls
from Motley Crue. I don't know.

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Are they douching? No, your
pp is the douche. Explain explain to

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us how that works. You go
sit on the toilet and you go T

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T and it dearly. If you
go to like a doctor, they will

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tell you after sex you gotta go
t you go to the bathroom. Otherwise

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you get like UTIs and ship you
don't feel absolutely it is true. Here's

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some another fact that you might not
know. Do you know that if men

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do not have orgasms, they get
a uti. So for all of those

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who are edging, that's the problem. So who cares? So you have

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to masturbate. It's a requirement.
It's a requirement. It's like when you

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go to prisons. The first thing
the medical say to you, make sure

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you masturbate this in front of other
inmates. It doesn't matter as long as

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you do it and get and clean
your pipes. No, no, I

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don't know. I don't know.
He learned a lot from incarceration. That's

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where he learned. As a matter
of fact, that they had a seminar.

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That's a good time, hey one, while you roll the incarceration commercial.

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That was a perfect segue, rebel, It's about time you did something

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passes on sale now at incarceration dot
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Anybody listening, anybody watching right now, If you go to my socials,

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any of them, pipe Man Radio, and you direct message me the

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date and time of the last time
that you met masturbated, you'll be entered

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to win tickets to Incarceration. What
if they're currently doing it while they're trying

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to type I mean, then then
just then do that. Yeah, then

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just do that. And if you
haven't done it in the past year,

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you need to do it before you
submit your entry to win. And if

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you need assistance, make sure to
check out the Adventures of pipe Man on.

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No, not the group on,
but the only thing that idea.

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Okay. So that's where this all
started out, the I R S in

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the way of me starring as only
fans. That's why we're talking about the

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I R S. Okay, because
only fans would not accept my W nine.

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They said it was wrong, just
like my picture everything, you don't

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accept it, and so now I'm
fighting with them to prove it's right.

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You know. But in the meantime, we are going to run some specials.

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I'm doing three day free trials and
there's other promotions on the Only Fans

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that I've set up. And you'll
get this, Rachel, while you show

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them a little piece of the action
for the Only Fans real quick. Yeah

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you, Rachel, You're the only
Rachel on the show. How about are

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you going to eat with your feet? Rachel on the pipe Man Only Fans?

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Oh, okay, sucking nuts right
into the sea, back into the

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mouth. There it is, okay, one, let's put up a QR

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code. Okay, if you want
to find us on Only Fans, it's

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just like the socials. It's pipe
Man Radio. And here's the QR code.

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You can make it easy. You
just put point your phone at the

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screen whatever you're watching, your camera, and then pull up the QR code.

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Okay, get where is it?
It's right here there it is,

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Yes, OnlyFans dot com slash Pipeman
Radio and yeah, hit that QR code.

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Try it out, rebel, see
if it was I did it.

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I did it. I did it. It works nice, nice, So

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so I'll tell you what to okay
to see myself. I tell you what

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to the first three subscribers to the
Pipemin Only fans. I will give you

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a fifty discount off of the Pipemin
group on. So one, let's roll

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the commercials so they can see what
they're getting. Are you tired of the

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same old bed and breakfast? Come
visit the pipe case where you can service

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the pipe man all night long and
then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get

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the hell out. That's the Pipeman
group on. The group on special is

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normally one nine, but today it's
on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just

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call into the show right now five
sixty one six two three nine four two

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nine, and you too can have
the Pipemin groupon. I had the group

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on You should too. Or all
you have to do is scan a QR

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code. We add up there and
become a subscriber to the Pipemin only Fans.

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Okay, yes, of course you
do, unless you provide me a

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w NT on right Well, everybody
has to pay care your content. I

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don't care if you have to pay, you'll get a percentage commissioned warrant royalties.

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See that there are people out there
that literally that are salespeople that work

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for companies I've seen it happen.
It's the stupidest shit ever. Where they

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buy their own products. So they
could make the commission like somebody might like

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plue them in, that's still costing
them money. They're making exactly that.

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It's like they use it as a
discount code. Okay, So I gotta

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tell you something funny though. Somebody
was talking to me here in Costa Rica

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a couple of days ago about the
pipemin group on, and they tried to

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negotiate with me. They were like, so, so you cook? They

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like, so, what are you
cooking me for breakfast? I'm like,

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I'm not cooking you breakfast. The
groupon is you cook me breakfast? You

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sure you listen to that group on? Really? Well, folks, he's

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not doing any of the work at
all. You're doing it for him.

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I'm just gonna sit there with my
used condom after I take it off the

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clothesline. You get the satisfaction of
doing things for him. Hey wait a

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minute, can you auction those off
on a different platform? Like you know

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how people have they pay for use
panties and stuff like that. Are you

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gonna be using action off the use? That's a good idea let's let's put

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that into motion too. That's not
gonna be on only fans. That's gonna

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be two ninety nine. You too
can have the pipemin groupon nice. I

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love it. Okay, make that
commercial right now, okay. And so

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I'm gonna zip zip line right through
the condoms into Barbie. Okay, sure

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to be prepared. Here's what really
happened. Here's what really happened. Okay.

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So for my last class of Spanish
here in Costa Rica, because I'm

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going back to Florida. Although I
am going, we're talking about me setting

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up like a thing like we're doing
right now for virtual Spanish classes from Costa

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Rica. Okay. But in the
meantime, it was a debate about Barbie,

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and it got heated, okay in
Spanish class. In Spanish class,

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okay, okay. So there were
two women and two guys in the well,

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three women and two guys in the
debate? Was it no for women?

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Two guys? Now I walk in. I apparently didn't read the whole

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memo or something, because the women
gave me a whole bunch of crap because

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I wasn't wearing pink. Apparently we're
all supposed to show up to class in

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pink, but the pipe man doesn't
have any pinks, especially not here in

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Costa Rica. I might have pink
somewhere, but that's just having to do

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with the pipe man group on only
and Rebel got it. Rachel, she's

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thinking about it over there. She's
like what is that? And was like,

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I'm not able to just step into
this one step into You might need

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help, so I gotta tell you
it was funny. Then the other guy

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comes in and he didn't even watch
the movie. I didn't watch the movie,

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but at least I can fake it. He was just straight out and

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and watched a movie. And then
he started, you know, talking about

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certain things that you know, basically, maybe you shouldn't talk around women like

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that. It ain't locker room talk
if there's women around, Okay, so

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unless the same thing. Well,
no, he was. He was like

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he and the teacher, she gave
him some guff and he's a nice guy.

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He didn't say anything bad, but
he was like, I just don't

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believe in the whole Barbie thing because
it's all like made up and this and

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that and just made up gold.
It would tell me to some money on

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the teachers telling them like have a
little imagination, you know, and the

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teachers total. She's a totally cool
teacher, but she was totally into the

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whole Barbie thing. She was dressed
up, she loved the whole thing.

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But we were debating the whole thing
of Barbie. And we even had worksheets

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where what would happen in barbie Land
and what would happen in ken Land?

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You know, as far as you
know, the chauvinistic stuff opposed to non

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chauvinistic stuff. That's kind of what
it was. So we did debated the

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whole thing. I personally think that
Barbie is good in one sense, but

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it's also bad in another sense.
And so here's the thing up. Somebody's

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calling me. Who is it?
Uh? It's probably one of those robocalls

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for vacation. So let's answer it
and see hello, May I help you?

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Yes? I who my name is? Because you know what's amazing about

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that I'm live on my radio now
and I was just talking about Hilton ten

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minutes ago, and you just proved
my point that the phones are listening everything

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we say. Because magically, somebody
I don't know just called me live on

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the air on the radio from Hilton
Christ sell me a vacation. So sell

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me to vacation. Ah, look, yeah in Costa Rica. Where in

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Costa Rica? I'm staying at the
hill in Costa Rica Saturday. It's a

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secret. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's not a good location from Costa Rica.

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Why so, let me ask you
a question. Can can you give

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us while we're live on the air
here your home phone number? So everybody

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listen radio show can call you during
dinner and pitch you whatever they have to

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pitch you. Can I give them
my home phone numbers, but they can.

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Yeah, they're gonna call you and
pitch you something. Yeah, right

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now to the whole world. Oh
yeah, you do music? Tell me

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about your music? What kind of
music? Okay? Can you can?

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Do you sing? Or do you
just play an instrument? Okay? So

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why don't you sing one of your
songs to our listeners? I mean we

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were talking about playing instruments that receive
the things on the string. They won't

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mind, Like listen, they're already
giving you weird looks. Anyway, you

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might as well go full out and
start singing. They're gonna find me.

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I'm gonna do my name. Why
are in at the letter? Why are

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in and then the other letters faith
with letter D and the color of black.

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Now, I love y'all, real, y'all have a nice day out

405
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:46.000
there. Hey, you have a
good one. Sell lots of Hilton packages.

406
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:52.559
That was cool. This is what
happens when you call into the pipeman's

407
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:58.960
phone. I'll teach those robo fucking
calls. I'll teach those robo calls.

408
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:06.840
He immediately plugged his music in,
right, I love it. He had

409
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:09.000
all that pretty good. Most of
the people were hung up, like immediately.

410
00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:17.199
I was the hit of the class
about Barbie. My answer because we

411
00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:22.800
went around the class and had to
talk about you know, no, no,

412
00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:30.960
are memories of Barbie? Okay,
oh god, yeah it is.

413
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:40.519
It is graphic so and we had
to do it in spash, and can

414
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:47.840
you act out his memories? You
look like a Barbie. This is a

415
00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:52.519
true story and I can prove it, okay, and I'm going to try

416
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:57.440
to prove it right after I say
it. So I said, my memory

417
00:36:57.800 --> 00:37:05.000
of Barbie is one of my old
oldest daughter's favorite memories. And her favorite

418
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:10.000
memory of from childhood is when she
was about five years old and they asked

419
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:15.519
me how old, So I answered, so I'm just saying now. They

420
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:23.159
asked me at five years old,
she asked me to play lesbian Barbies with

421
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:31.599
her. Oh, and that's her
favorite because I I did it, It's

422
00:37:31.639 --> 00:37:37.599
her like favorite memory. And so
then the teacher asked if they had clothes

423
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:44.079
and what they were wearing what,
And I'm like nothing. The barbiees had

424
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:47.639
no clothes on. So if you
think I'm just doing this for the show,

425
00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:52.840
and if you think anybody in my
world is safe from my show,

426
00:37:53.400 --> 00:38:00.639
God, We're going to make a
phone call. Oh wow, whichever daughter

427
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:02.199
it is, I want to say
I'm sorry ahead of time. Thank you.

428
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:13.880
Okay, here we go. Can
you hear that faint? Put the

429
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:19.840
bome up? More? Hello?
Before you say anything, let me just

430
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:23.119
tell you that we're doing a repeat
of years ago and you are live on

431
00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:30.239
the Adventures of pipe Man Yay.
And we were talking about how I was

432
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:36.559
in Spanish class the other day and
we were doing this debate about Barbie and

433
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:42.840
one of the questions in the class
was, what's your favorite memory about Barbie?

434
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:46.199
Do you want to tell our listeners
what your favorite memory about Barbie is?

435
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:57.519
Naked lesbian Barbie nice? And why
is that your favorite memory. I

436
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:01.519
don't know. I just heard remember
always wanting to take a bath and naked

437
00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:07.320
lesbian Bie Barbie party. That's just
it. And why is it a favorite

438
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:14.440
memory now that you're an adult.
I just find it hilarious. And what

439
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.639
did your daughter think about when she
heard about that? Oh she died.

440
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:23.639
She's like, of course they were
lesbians. Well, there you go.

441
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:30.119
I love it. Thanks for having
fun with us today. I knew you

442
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.599
could use a good laugh. So
here it is at your expense. Yay,

443
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.000
I'm always here for it. We
love you here at the Adventures of

444
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:44.159
Pipe Man. Well, we love
you guys. And you could win take

445
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:47.840
us festival for being such a good
sport, but that would be nepotism and

446
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:54.840
I can't do that. So I'm
going to hang up. After all of

447
00:39:54.920 --> 00:40:00.519
that, she still loves that,
shows that is true. There you go.

448
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:07.559
So if you remember Rebel years ago, we called that same daughter with

449
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:13.840
me having a changed voice and did
that contest? Do you do you remember

450
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:17.960
the contest and what her answer was? Oh? Good, vaguely, I

451
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:22.440
feel like she didn't know it was
me. My voice was described. She

452
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:24.159
didn't know it was me. Yeah, Thank goodness. That what I've been

453
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:30.639
traumatizing. Wow, why don't you
tell the listeners what what happened? No,

454
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:35.800
No, I don't wholeheartedly remember it's
just I feel for his children.

455
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:40.840
I do because these things he puts
them through and they still love him.

456
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:45.880
Basically, we had to ask questions. We had to ask questions for a

457
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:51.039
contest, and they were going to
win a trip to Hawaii. Okay,

458
00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:52.719
it was a prank call, you
know, it was a radio pro call.

459
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:59.559
And uh, basically one of the
questions was where did you conceive your

460
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:09.079
first child? And so her answer
exactly was like this in my dad's bed.

461
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:16.920
Oh yeah, there it was.
I had to immediately go back into

462
00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:22.280
pipe man mode and whatever disguise voice. But anyway, I told her,

463
00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.079
yet you won, you won the
trip to Why pack your bags and start

464
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:35.320
walking? And yet they still answer
the phone during showtime? Well they don't.

465
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:37.920
They have to pay attention. I'll
teach them to pay more attention in

466
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:42.079
my social media. You ever notice
that your own family never pays attention your

467
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:45.920
social media a lot of times unless
it's about that. Yes, yes,

468
00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:51.119
even if it's not about them,
I think it's about them, they're paying

469
00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:54.079
attention to it. Oh yeah,
all right, So what didn't we cover

470
00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:59.760
this show yet? Besides Rockklahoma and
Wing Tickets Ocklahoma, we covered Spanish.

471
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:04.800
We kind of oh yeah, that's
right. We touched on it, but

472
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.280
we really didn't go completely there.
But before we go that, I just

473
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:15.599
want to announce to everybody it's very
important before I forget that tomorrow is National

474
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:22.960
Pet Day. So National Hug Your
Dog Day. Well look that's the lead

475
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:27.400
up. That's the lead up to
National Pet Day, you know. So

476
00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:31.119
if you have a pet, take
good care of your pet, be nice

477
00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:37.199
to your pet, and make sure
your pet listens to tonight tonight, right

478
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:40.880
Rebel tonight, just National Hug your
Dog Day. No, no, no,

479
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.840
no, make sure they live and
they have for National Pet Day,

480
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:51.280
they need to have their pets.
Listen to Pet Health Cafe tomorrow night.

481
00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:58.159
Pet see it's on National Pets Okay, So all pets out there listening,

482
00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:02.239
you need to listen to Health Cafe, not on that station, on W

483
00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:09.000
four HC dot com, the Health
Cafe Live also Pet Cafe Live. Listen.

484
00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:14.960
Great great show about your pets.
Now, speaking of pets, Rachel,

485
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:19.159
why don't you tell us about your
experience with the solar eclipse. Oh

486
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:24.480
so yeah, I went out to
Waco because it was number eight on the

487
00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:31.039
very top places to go see the
totality, and so, you know,

488
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:35.000
while I was there, I was
seeing where is They're a really interesting place

489
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:39.920
to watch it. And we went
out to the David Crush compound and I

490
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:44.599
don't know if y'all saw that that
Netflix show, but it was really really

491
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:47.400
good and and everything burned down,
but they built a new little church and

492
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:51.800
there were some people out there,
and you know, I went around and

493
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:55.800
I had a good time and I
and I shot you some stuff when it's

494
00:43:57.199 --> 00:44:00.880
like right in the you know,
it went completely over, like I promised

495
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:04.519
you. It was a lot of
fun and and uh then I had a

496
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:07.679
cousin boyfriend with me, who this
is funny. I shouldn't tell this.

497
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:14.480
So he was like yeah, he
was like, oh my god, he

498
00:44:14.599 --> 00:44:16.760
has a minivan. So we ended
up sleeping in the minivan, like we

499
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:19.599
went out there the night before.
We were like, you know, put

500
00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:22.440
a put a mattress in the back
of the minivan. He said, what

501
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:27.280
if you were like right during the
eclipse, who can say that that's what

502
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:31.679
they were doing during the eclipse from
their cousin. Nice, So did you

503
00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:40.280
do it. Yeah, And then
the next couple I gave to him,

504
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:45.559
I was like, in the back
of the minim, say that that's what

505
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:51.280
he did during the eclipse at least
because I'm not doing those sloppy seconds.

506
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:59.079
Okay, especially from a Texan.
I gotta tell you the last time we

507
00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:04.800
had an eclipse and totality, I
was actually covering a festival. This was

508
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:08.320
the coolest thing. It was at
the number one place for totality. This

509
00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:16.079
festival was called Moonfest. Remember that
Rebel Yes and Ozzie performed during the total

510
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:22.559
eclipse the song bark at the Moon
and he never lets photographers shoot it,

511
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:28.039
And I actually had a photo pass
for that one, and I got to

512
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:34.079
shoot Ozzy. I literally was standing
right underneath them as he was singing bark

513
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:37.239
at the Moon. As we're in
totality. And you know, some photographers

514
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:43.760
they have some cool tricks for that
too, like they can take their their

515
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:50.159
camera and a piece of cardboard and
get like the most amazing picture of the

516
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:55.039
eclipse. Speaking of yeah, well, speaking of which, there was one

517
00:45:55.199 --> 00:46:04.920
photographer friend I know, yeah nice
and they were like they were so good.

518
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:12.400
There you go, so what I
want? Photographer friend of mine she

519
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:16.239
was posted on Facebook about you know, uh she did. She wants she

520
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:21.360
didn't want a bunch of people putting
up crappy photos because she's a phtographer.

521
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:23.039
You want to see the good ones
and you don't want and I agree with

522
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:27.559
her, you don't want to clog
up the internet with a bunch of bad

523
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:30.159
photos so you never see the good
ones from the professionals. Oh look at

524
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:37.119
that. And so what I did
to be funny is I messaged her my

525
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:43.719
picture and she literally commented back and
said, that's way better than a lot

526
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:46.039
more than I've seen online. L
O L. I'm like, well that's

527
00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:51.440
good, because what I did was
I went on to the official site that

528
00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:55.599
was monitoring like we were, we
were tracking it like like Santa Claus,

529
00:46:57.079 --> 00:47:02.360
and I literally cropped out the picture
that they had on the official site of

530
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:06.079
it. And that's what I sent
to her as if I took it.

531
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:10.480
So you all you idiots out there, I believe everything on social media and

532
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:14.800
believe all that stuff. That's what
you can do. What's that, Rachel,

533
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:19.800
is that your soulary eclipse? Is
that you? What whose picture is

534
00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:24.840
better? Yours? I think yours. It just captures the sun and the

535
00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:30.559
moon at the same time. That
kind of stuff is what you're gonna find

536
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:35.280
on the pipe Man Only Fans.
So sud so a full moon, that's

537
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:38.360
a totally eclipse. Right, So
if someone clicks on the Adventures of pipe

538
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:43.920
Man Only Fans, are they going
to see any full moons going on?

539
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:47.480
And that's for Rachel to answer.
Are you going to give them a full

540
00:47:47.559 --> 00:47:52.320
moon? Are you going to give
them a full moon on the only on

541
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:59.280
the eclipse? You know, hey, don know it depends on pipe Man,

542
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:04.440
I said, George two. Now
he said you would make it.

543
00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:08.760
He didn't say commission. What did
you say, proceeds are I did add

544
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:14.559
both of you at I did add
both of you as two team members on

545
00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:17.360
the Only Fans where you'll be able
to upload your own stuff to it.

546
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:21.599
Okay, so we don't have to
send it to you first. Nope,

547
00:48:21.920 --> 00:48:25.039
Nope, nope, you'll upload it
yourself. In the meantime, again,

548
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:30.199
I'm gonna give everybody another chance to
win tickets, this time to Rock Klahoma.

549
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:36.000
Let's hear the commercial and then I'll
tell people how they can win tickets

550
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:40.079
to Ockklahoma in less than a month. No, that's welcome to Rockville,

551
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:45.159
Rockklahoma's on Labor Day weekends. You're
talking about Welcome to Rockville, which is

552
00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:49.760
less than a month away. I
don't even think we have tickets left for

553
00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:54.159
that because it's so close. There's
nowhere to stay anyway, and that's gonna

554
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:59.519
be badass. But Rockklahoma, that's
gonna be badass. Do we that's the

555
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:07.639
camp have a commercial ready? Yes, let's do it here it goes huh

556
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:14.880
oh, No, that's just a
banner. There's an actual video. You

557
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:22.000
didn't see the actual video. Rocklahoma, America's biggest labor Day party, is

558
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:27.039
back with the loudest lineup yet this
August thirtieth through September, first in Prior,

559
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:32.599
Oklahoma, with for the first time
ever of Ben Sevenfold, slip Knot

560
00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:40.280
Disturbing Evan Essence plus I Data,
Remember, Lamb of God, and many

561
00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:45.599
more passes and camping on sale now
in Ockklahoma dot com starting at ten dollars

562
00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:52.199
down there. It is okay.
So again, if you're if you what

563
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:53.760
was it I HadAM to do before? Let's have them do something else.

564
00:49:54.159 --> 00:49:59.719
If you could send me your pictures
to my socials direct message me of any

565
00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:07.039
use condoms you see somewhere you will
be entered to win tickets for Oklahoma.

566
00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:10.079
Because there's a lot of used condoms
in the campground at Oklahoma, I can

567
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:14.880
tell you right now. That's why
it's so appropriate. But here's the thing

568
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:21.880
too, we're also going to be
announcing ready for this Okay. So DWP

569
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:25.119
took over Rocklahoma. It didn't used
to be a DWP festival, it now

570
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:30.800
is. And they also took over
another festival that is at that same place

571
00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:37.679
in Oklahoma. It is one of
the most renowned country festivals. The pipe

572
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:45.480
Man is going country, Okay,
And so we're gonna be doing ticket goodaways

573
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:49.639
for Born and Raised, which is
anybody that's in the country wants to go

574
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:54.239
to that festival like they love that
festival in Oklahoma for sure. So I

575
00:50:54.280 --> 00:50:58.199
don't know if Blake Shelton will be
there, but he may be. I

576
00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:00.800
don't even know who's gonna be there
yet. We don't know yet. But

577
00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:04.760
he lives near there, so you
might see him. He might be carrying

578
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:09.719
around his cup, his solo cup. Meanwhile, that's that's everything, folks.

579
00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:15.239
That's all folks. Just like uh, Elmer Fudd, who here can

580
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:22.119
do Elmer Fudd say that's all folks
that do it right? Yea, yeah,

581
00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:27.199
kick your day job, Rachel Rebel, give it a try. Come

582
00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:31.960
on, you're an actress, Come
on, do it folks. Oh my

583
00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:36.719
god, you better give up your
dream of acting. One do you have?

584
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:38.639
Do you have a version? Do
you have a version one? I

585
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:45.920
don't know who that is? Okay, how about about Speedy Gonzalez? Can

586
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:55.599
you do Speedy Gonzalez? I know
about I know who he is, but

587
00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:00.719
I've never heard of a song.
Do you know how to do it?

588
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:07.760
Rebel? Speedy? Speedy? I
did a lot of speedy in my twenties.

589
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.360
I bet you did, and I
and now you just do a lot

590
00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:17.400
of downers and cousins. All right, So everybody's got tuned in next week

591
00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:22.679
to the Adventures pipe Man, because
I will be back in Florida getting ready

592
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:25.159
to go on the pipe Man Radio
Tour. We're gonna do some ticket giveaways.

593
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:28.960
We're gonna do a lot of fun
stuff. I don't even remember what

594
00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:30.719
we're talking about. I wrote it
down somewhere, but I don't care right

595
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:37.599
now. It's just gonna be good. And and Sam is saying hello to

596
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:39.920
you. Rebel. Rebel has so
many people that want to do it.

597
00:52:43.719 --> 00:52:45.800
Rebel, you have so many people
that come on this show and want do

598
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:52.079
you Rachel shows her buttthole and you
get all the guys. How does that

599
00:52:52.239 --> 00:53:05.079
work? There? It is underlay
underlay. That's it on. So study

600
00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:10.559
up on Speedy Gonzales for next week. So everybody tune in every Wednesday live

601
00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:16.639
one pm Eastern time. I will
be on Eastern time and right here at

602
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:20.559
W four cy dot com and talk
for TV. And if you want to

603
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:24.440
check out my interviews, they they
are on my socials. They're also on

604
00:53:24.599 --> 00:53:30.320
my podcasts. They're also on every
morning at eight am. You can listen

605
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:35.960
to Adventures pipe Man, which has
past shows, interviews, all kinds of

606
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:40.599
great stuff. Check out all of
the podcasts you got, the Adventures pipe

607
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:45.159
Man podcast, pipe Man in the
Pit, positively pipe Man, and you

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can catch us on Iheartpanora, Spot, I Amazon Music, Audible, Apple

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and no longer Google Google podcast is
gone, YouTube podcast is in. So

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there it is. That's just the
last final Costa Rican show for twenty twenty

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four. It's so sad I have
to go back to that crazy state of

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Florida with all the idiots. Do
my next show, you know, in

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Florida, they put the condoms on
their ear and they don't know why they

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why they have so many of those
billboards. That scared me when I went

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there. No, we make balloon
animals with condoms. Yeah. You know

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what scared Rebel when she came to
Florida is an HIV testing. Uh,

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noboard scares me. What scares me
is going to Louisiana. They have none

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of those. I think that's all
even heard of it. Yeah, like

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they just don't even care that they
give each other. They're not afraid of

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us. It was that scary that
it had to be on billboards for you

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guys. It's all in the family
in Louisiana, all the family. Well

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it's actually exact. Yep. Texas
uses no condoms and family is required,

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and so is an STD. When
somebody asks you in Texas if you have

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an STD, they're expecting a guest
answer or else you're not getting sex.

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So remember that, and same in
South Florida, because you know, you

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just go to Morrow Lago and you
can catch all the diseases you want.

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I'll be there next week, broadcasting
live, fifteen minutes away from more Lago.

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All right, thanks for listening.
Thanks for being here and I hope

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you come back next week, but
if you don't, screw off Roam one.

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Thank you for listening to the Adventures
of plate Man on w for CUI Radio.