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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures. You'll find me out before see why I com list. Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the man. Okay rebel knows this is me one. I have to text him to let him know start the show whether you see me or not. And I gotta tell you I have a little rent rant here on the Adventures of Pipe Man on W four CY Radio today because while they're so busy gentrifying re Riviera Beach like it's a nightmare, I had to go drive through residential neighborhoods to get to the studio. Because there's construction and traffic everywhere that you can't even go to normal way. Why did I move out of Wellington? It's going to take me just as long. But I guess I say it in gat No, I don't have to go through the residential neighborhoods. And this morning I had to go to an appointment on the the perils of living on an island.

1:52 I had to go to an appointment on the other side island. What happens during rush hour every morning the drawbridge to the inter coast still opens, and what happens is you sit there for like a half an hour. So, yeah, let let's bring all the people to the stay of Florida because it's the free state. We're not free to drive anywhere anymore, though, so we might as well just bring on the pipe nuts. No, but I do think it's a free state. Yeah, it's free. It's free to shut the up. No, I was gonna say, you're free to fuck off. But okay, see close difference. That is like the most Floridian thing we can we can do in this show.

2:39 And then what happened here? Okay? What what what is with this global warming stuff? Okay, because okay, Florida, like last month or last week. No, last a couple of weeks ago. I thought the brutality of winter was over. We had the day I had to put on pants, okay, and I thought it was over. And then yesterday I leave the house, I'm like, what the fuck? Okay, I had shorts on, but I had to put on my flannel jacket. Okay, you know, not a park Okay, it's just a flannel, but I had to put it on. This was yesterday, but I was wearing it with shorts. Like, as long as you wear a flannel or a hoodie with shorts, you're okay. Usually okay, you know, if it's like in the forties in New Jersey, that's exactly what I would do. A pair of shorts and a flannel or a hoodie, and I'm good. But today I had to put fricking pants on again, like Jesus Christ, and then I'm going to a gym later. So I went out on this appointment this morning, and for ah, I'll just go to a studio after your appointment. And then I'm like, oh, I forgot a bag that would have shorts in it, because I'm I'm not gonna go to gym in jeans, but I normally don't have to think about that. It's like I could go to the gym in the same clothes I would wear doing anything else

4:11 when you live in Florida, Okay, Like it took me a long time to get to that place. By the way, though, and Rebel probably remembers all the stages. Okay, because so I used to be in the financial business, so I woar a suit every single day, and I have, like I have enough suits and dress shirts and ties to last a whole month before having to go to a dry cleaner minimum without wearing the same anything. Okay, I remember when I got out of a financial business and I didn't them every day. I gave my son like two hundred dress shirts that I didn't care if I had anymore. That still left me with like three hundred like that ties. I gave him like a couple hundred ties I had that I didn't care if I didn't have them anymore. That still leaves me with a couple hundred ties. Like I used to go used to go Bloomingdale's and they would have a sale and they'd have Georgia Ormie ties are normally like one hundred and ten dollars on sale for ten dollars, So what would I do.

5:24 I wouldn't buy one and save the money. I'm spending the one hundred and ten regardless. There you go, that's a good deal exactly. Y'all do realize he needs at least a two bedroom place because he has one bedroom to sleep in and one bedroom for his clothing. Oh, you're not walking, not think enough, You're not even shit. We'll talk about that. I'm glad you brought that up, actually, because that came up recently. Even for me, I was like, holy shit. Uh but okay, so like in suits, like I had a suit for every single day of the month at minimum. Okay, So I moved to Florida and I get into this business and I'm still in that soup mode. But that I'm thinking, I'm kind of feeling kind of stupid actually, And the reason I'm feeling kind of stupid is, first of all, okay, so up North, no matter what, I was always the type you wear the suit jacket with the suit, Like, don't be lazy and walk around with your shirt. I'm button and you're tie down and taking off your jacket no, that ain't cool.

6:29 That was totally me in my twenties and thirties. It was totally me. Now, if I put a tie on, I'm like, yeah, maybe I am going button that top button and pull the tie down a little bit. Why And I do have a big neck, so it's hard. It was hard for me to get shirts too, because I would wear a size four. I would wear a size small shirt at that time in my life in the twenties, but my neck with the size of a large shirt from you know, headbanging and you know, doing all that damage, and so like normally a small dress shirt, so fourteen and a half neck. Mine was a sixteen and a half neck. But then if I got sixteen and a half neck shirt, then the shirt would be like a dress on me. So but anyway, back to his story. So and then I'm over at the studios and I'm looking at people walking around that are lawyers in flip flops and shorts, and I'm like, where the fuck did I move? What is wrong with these people? Like, seriously, you're a lawyer and that's how you're walking around. I actually, when I first moved to Florida, I did a sales training at a financial firm because you know, like I'm also a motivational speaker and sales trainer, and like I walk.

7:56 I walked into this office and I had assume on and the owner like looked at me weird, and I'm walking and all the brokers, since I wear in shorts and T shirts, you wouldn't come to work for me like that. And I even I worked in places like because I lived in Florida earlier in my twenties too for a few years and I worked for a brokerage firm, I wasn't allowed to dress like that. You had to wear when you were in the brokerage business. It wasn't just about wearing a suit. You had to wear a certain type of suit. I remember when I got into business and I was like twenty one years old. I basically I had like really nice, five six hundred dollars suits, which are decent suits. I walked into this first brokerage firm that I worked for and they're like, we need to take you shopping today because you cannot wear those And it wasn't sears. It was just a joke they're making.

8:57 You can't wear those Seerus suits here that don't work now, mind you, you don't in that brokerage business, that type of brokerage business. You never saw anybody face a face. So it wasn't like you're dressing for clients. You dress for yourself, dressed to impress, you know, and you're impressing yourself, you know, you dress for success. And basically, uh, it wasn't from Sears. But but it wasn't an ARMANI like in that day, I had to go buy I didn't even have two pots to pisson and they forced me to buy a two thousand dollars or money suit and one hundred dollars R money tie and I had a vehicle.

9:39 They didn't much like either. You can't drive around that vehicle. It's just like the movies what you see, like like you got you cannot be driving when I have a Mitsubishi. You can't drive a Mitsubishi. You need either take Team BMW or Team or safe the period. You know. And so when you first become a broker, you're really broke because they're not paying you shit. Okay, you are in straight commission and your usual r A broke going into that, and then you have to go and buy a two thousand dollars suit you have to buy six hundred dollars dress shoes, you know, and dress shoes for me would last like a month, six hundred dollars because I pace, you know, especially if I'm I was pitching on the phone in that business. You know, I'd be pacing and it would be my I would have a six hundred dollars a month shoe bill for one characters.

10:39 Yeah, those were out fast. No doubt. And so basically, you know, you have to spend every month you have to go into hawk, But then it's worth it because you know, you have to see the vision. That's the point. Too many people are too busy looking at the tree to see the forest. And that that's why I became successful because I didn't see the tree. I didn't even know there was a tree there. I saw the end of the rainbow, is what I saw in that pot of gold. I didn't even know there was a forest. Okay, but now you know, I come back to Florida and I'm seeing this crap, and I'm like, what the hell? But then I realized, you know, when you like, I started taking off the coat because it was too freaking hot, Like you walk out to your car in a suit and you're sweating before you even put your hand on the door handle, Okay, And so then the tie came off. This is over a period of time, over a period of years of this network. And then I'm butting the shirt. And then I went to jeans, and then I went to a T shirt instead of a dress shirt, well probably like a golf shirt or a dressy shirt without being a business dress shirt. And I they made the total transformation step by step. And now I'm like, fuck me, it's fifty nine degrees and I got to put on a

12:10 pair of pants. Are you serious? Like, you know, if I didn't have to leave the house, I might not even put on a pair of shorts. Jesus Christ. Like I think about, like what a pain in the ass whenever I do have to wear a suit, I'm like, oh my god, that's a lot of work. It wasn't to me then. And I was also the type like I didn't go home right after work and take the suit off. No, I've worked the rest of the night. Man, it was like, just go out to a nightclub like that. Man, That's how you get the women in South Florida, for sure, go out to nightclub. You're in your young twenties and you know with your you know, your gestapo and wearing like two thousand dollars army suits driving up in BMW's Yeah, I anybody you want, and that you know it is.

13:00 It is one of the benefits of South Florida. I will say, uh, it's also a disadvantage too, but it is a benefit. So anyway, so now here we are, and I love the fact that I wear shorts and T shirt every day except when I can't. And I think to myself, like, I have never thought like that. Back then. When I was young, it was like, man, you know, I had to look a certain part all the way all the time. You know, even my hair. My hair was long, and I used to put in such a tight pointtail, and my wife used to because my hair is really curly long, she would twirl it.

13:40 I'd have her twirl it in the morning so people wouldn't even notice the point tail. Like one thing one and it would be like a spring. It's funny if you look at pictures which you've seen Rebel, it's like a spring back there and it could you could pull down, it would bounce back up. And my hair was down to like my belt and people didn't notice in the investment business. But what was the funniest thing ever was I was doing an interview one time for a broker to come to work and they're sitting waiting for me in the conference room in my office and I walk into the conference room and they're like, oh, man, I just cut my hair yesterday for this job interview. And I said, as well, you should have, because I did too when I first got into business. You got to earn the right to have this ponytail man when you're making When you're making twenty grand a month, maybe you'll be able to grow your hair up. That's exactly what I said.

14:40 So I applied to a job one time, and this was years ago, and they told me, well, you have to shave the beard. I said, I'll pass if it was a job that they didn't require face to face with clients. It was a job that was just like in an office with by myself on a computer. But they wanted me to save the beard. Yeah, it's not it's not about all that. It's like I shave. I cut my hair like four or five times in my younger years because of my job ethic. Uh, and then I would grow back. But like, let let's go a step further. When I first got into business, you had to wear only white dress shirts. It had to have a certain specific collar, certain specific cuffs. Your everything had to be like like you were robots. We were all androids. You had to look like a bunch of androids. But there was a point. It was it was the image that you were portraying. Today, the popular image is let me show my ass and let me show my boobs and sign up to my only fan.

15:53 Well here's the thing. Times have changed, Like even outside of that profession. Like if you go and look into like the profession like business people, they're not the ones wearing suits. They're the ones wearing sweatpants. Yeah, exactly, Like the CEOs are not wearing suits anymore. Oh my god. You know what happened to me. Like a couple months ago, I was in the mall and I saw something No, I wasn't I was at a business conference to a media coverage and it wasn't a music one, it was a business one. And I called up my brother, I'm like, what the fuck is with this hole wearing sneakers with a suit thing. He goes, Oh, yeah, that's the trend now, and I think it is the stupidest look ever. Okay, yeah, sneakers. I got like seventy pairs of sneakers. Okay, but I think it. Look it's okay if you live in a place like New York to get to work. Like when I was younger, if you worked in New York, you wore sneakers on the train, on the bus, walking the city. As soon as you got in the office, you went into the bathroom and you changed into your dress shoes. Women too, Women didn't walk around the city in their high heels. They wore their business suit or their business dress with sneakers, and then they would change into the high heels as soon as they walked into work, you know. But now it's a trend. I think, I really do think it looks stupid,

17:25 to be honest. I mean here in Florida, Like, was this in Florida or in New York? It was in Florida, But apparently it's it's a trend. In Florida. We don't really walk, right, we drive everywhere, so wearing is a choice exactly. Okay, it's funny, you said Tennis shoes. Because when I was twelve and moved to in nineteen eighty to California. You know, in New Jersey and New York, in most places, they're called sneakers. Okay, I got California and somebody said something about my tennis shoes. I'm like, they're not tennis shoes, and those aren't I don't play tennis in those. Yeah, Like why are tennis shoes like the the every the they're not the cleanex of tenants of shoes. Okay, They're like like there's tennis shoes, there's walking shoes, there's running shoes, there's hiking shoes. They're all sneakers. If they're sneakers, if they're boots, they're not sneakers. Yeah.

18:28 And I'm originally from Texas, so in Texas we also say tennis shoes. We don't say sneakers. Yeah, it's a stupid term. It's just because there are specifically shoes sneakers for tennis. So, like wearing a pair of vans are not they're not tennis shoes. They're skate shoes. Well, they're not tennis shoes. Tennis shoes would be more like nikes. Yeah. No, But in California, they called all sneakers tennis shoes. No, no, they're what you war. They were tennis shoes for us. For us, like at least the part that I'm from. If you were wearing Converse, you would call them chucks. If you were wearing Vans, you would just say Vans.

19:10 If it was anything like a basketball shoe, then it would be a tennis shoe. I just figured out something, by the way, about Texas right this second, Okay, I know why they are so racist against Mexicans. Was that why? Because it kind of makes them a liar? Do you know what? Do you know why Mexicans living in Texas makes tech and make Texans liars? Can you guess want? Is it because Texas used to belong to Mexico. No, but that's another bullshit conversation, meaning that we took your ship.

19:57 Florida was part of that too, by the way, Well people, most people don't know that. Most people just focus on Texas and. Free state. We're free to take anybody else's ship. Uh No, it's because what's the slogan, everything's bigger in Texas. Well, technically it's the lone star state. Okay, So do you have a lone star and are you bigger? I did not have a lone star, but I am bigger. I'm talking about your height one me too. Yeah, that's what you'll a're talking about of course like that.

20:39 I mean that was that was a given right. Right, so speak speaking about remembering things though yesterday was the Holocaust remembrance and talking about old times and new times. Is you know we always say never forget or we say never again, And fuck man, I have to wake up in the morning in this world right now that we live in and say not today, because Jesus Christ, is anybody remembering the Holocaust? Because I'll tell you what, it really sucks what happened. And I mean I could go on and on about this, but you know, think about this way. The SS thought they were doing the right thing too.

21:38 Is this in reference to the ice agent that is being compared to the SS because of his trench coat? Not specifically, but that's a good one. Not specific not any one. It's just the attitude that we live in right now and the civil war that we're entering right now. And you know what, not bro who passed away a couple of years ago, I have to pay homage to him because he said before he left this earth that we need to start a civil war and just break the whole shit and start over. And I agree because I think, you know, if we just keep playing a lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. Let's just get a new pig. But no, seriously, I mean, like sometimes you do. You know, there's this philosophsophy, if it's not broke, don't fix it. But there's also another philosophy of motivation. If it's not broke, break it. Why because that's how you expand sometimes that's how you get better sometimes, and sometimes it's easier to fix things by breaking it first than just trying to fix what's broken. What do you think over there in Louisiana you've been quiet today except for the laughing.

22:59 Well, I mean I don't. If something's working. Is right now? Yeah, if something is it is wait wait it is, what's going on in the world right now working? Oh no, that's that's not working. That's totally messed up. But if when someone said if it ain't fixed, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, they mean something that's working functionally fine and can't get any better, Like this is, this is it. It can always get better. It can always get better right now, right now, where we're at, we only have one trajectory, and that's up. Because I don't know how much worse it could get without having the like go live on a secluded island with new pigmies.

23:55 I mean, all right, let's let's compare it to the wheel. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. It's gotten big, it's gotten smaller, it's come in different shapes, but it's still the wheel, and it's still doing. Talking about wheels or you talking about penises, we're talking about wheels right now. And did these wheels go round and round on the school bus? They can? They can in general, yes and what not. But you can can make a different make curve into a turn, or can they curve uphill? Wheels? Can they curve uphill? Yeah? See this is how people get distracted. You say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Well, the wheel, it can't get any different. It can change its size, shape, direction, but it cannot, and it will always be the wheel.

24:47 I just want us to remember that we're all human beings and we all need to watch out for each other and that all those other people they're they're all on the same team, no matter which side they're on in an eight hours, Okay, And I gotta tell you, I mean it is certain things are kind of scary. That's why I brought this up because you know, with the Holocaust, there's people, there's things going on now that are very similar. There's major amounts of jew hate in the world going on right now. We're at levels not seen since the Holocaust. You know, history does repeat.

25:35 Itself over and over again because we never learned. Yeah we're stupid. Yeah, we do learn, we learn to do it again. Like it's not that we don't learn, it's that we get complacent. Like think about it nine to eleven. Think about how people felt in two thousand and two, two thousand and three, twenty twenty six, Like, you know, it could happen again because people just forgot about it and like get comfortable and complacent. That's because you only know what you've been told. No one ever, the reason history repeats itself is because they're too busy trying to cover up what happened in history instead of learning from.

26:19 What Yeah, but some of the things are going on right now in the world with people and the way people are reacting with each other is what has made me come to the understanding of we shouldn't know certain things. Yeah, okay, if. I didn't, then the people who don't know. Wait a minute, okay, could you imagine if the government actually admitted that we have aliens walking among us, what idiots would do? Same thing the idiots are still doing. Here's the thing. This is why you have copycast serial killers, because they see it, they learn about it, and then they want to go out there and do it themselves. Yeah, the human race cannot be trusted with certain things.

27:10 You're saying that only some people are privileged to know certain things, and then the rest. Of them just not privileged. I'm not saying privilege. I'm saying we are too emotional, too skit it fearful, too stressed out of a people to let know certain things. There would be Matt. You know, people think there's aliens, but they're not one hundred percent sure. If there were one hundred percent sure, if you blinked at them wrong, they might kill you. They get you're an alien, Like with this thing that happened in Minnesota with this guy. Okay, I'm not going to go into the whole thing, but I did see something this morning that apparently what happened is that when they removed his gun from his holster, the type of gun that it has actually has a defect.

27:56 And I'm like, why the fuck do they have these guns out here to have defects? First of all, but where if you drop it a certain way or you tap it a certain way, it will actually fire. So apparently the story that I said, I'm not saying it's factual because I haven't fact checked it, just the concept is what I'm going for is the fact that what happens when they pulled it out, it shot off. So that's why two agents shot him ten times is because they thought he shot his gun or because the gun went off. Now, first of all, the hell, you know, there's a perception thing right there, Okay, because in one respect you could say, well, you can't blame them because they thought they were being shot at, and the other respect was is that they weren't being shot at. Okay, But it's the fear factor. So if you had the fear that aliens were walking around us, you would think that they're all going to kill you. And then anybody looks weird. And listen, there's playing people I've known in my life, playing people on this network that if I saw them and didn't know them in real life and thought there were aliens walking among us, they look weird enough for me to think they were an alien, right, rebel.

29:21 Now I have to ask you this question. Fear is something taught, okay, because we don't have fear when we're born because we know we don't know it. So if if you fear an alien because you think that this is going to happen, I meanin. To fear it, so. You do have you do have fear? Well, you don't have? Is racist? I think you're thinking about racism. No, you don't. Okay. Have you never seen a baby about to fall off of bed? They they become scared their flight or fire response. You are born with a fly response.

30:02 Fear is gonna happen. No, fear is gonna happen, no matter what. Fear is a chemical reaction in the body. Hey, check this out. Okay, nobody go to this. Okay, I'm gonna show it on a screen, but no way go to this. But if you want linky lexus, you can go see linky Lexus at streamboo dot com. We warned y'all not to go there, Rebel. Rebel, Have you checked out streambood dot com? No, I don't even know what it is. She works dot com? Yeah, I think you do work there. When you do that voice that that's the stream.

30:42 That's where I was going voice. It's the stream voice for sure. But listen, I'm like one of my managers. He should be booking me these things. We talked about this numerous times. If you thought we could make money doing it. The book book it look it, dan h. But here's what I'm gonna say a little more about the Holocaust remembrance because it was yesterday. You know, Rebel does this section of the day part of it, Well, we didn't have it yesterday, so that's why I brought it up today. But let me just say too that that's why I'm saying remember today because they're like, there's more hate against Jews now than the time of Hitler.

31:24 And if that doesn't scare people like then you're right, Rebel, nobody has fear because that should be really freaking scary. And I have a message to all people around the world. This might be the pipe main presidential message right now, Okay, for all of you that hate Jews or are anti Semitic, fuck off. And for all of you that are Jews that hate Jews and are anti Semitic, which there are a lot of them, now, not only fuck off, but you're a fucking idiot, Like who the fuck is against our own people? Like really, oh my god? But no, but like I know Jews that are doing hate the Jews, Like what are you idiots? Oh my god?

32:24 Why does anybody hate a certain type of person? Like why because because we're taught to hate. That's what I found out. Because when you're a kid growing up, okay, you don't have a hate Listen. I had prejudicial stuff happened in my family. I remember I used to move a lot and my dad and it comes from the Archie bunker times, so it's not it's like almost almost a past. But everywhere we moved, he goes, why is it you? He's find the black people to hang out with. That's what you always say to me. He didn't use that word. He used a Yiddish term called swatza, which is black people. But it's kind of a derogatory term, you know, it's like called in jo a keke. If you call me a keke, I will knock your ass out.

33:21 I'll tell you right now. But I also have to give a big shout out because some of my musician friends out there or musician superstars out there are speaking up on our behalf, like Sharon Osbourne obviously and Ozzie h when he was here. But David Draymon of Disturbed, he does post every single day educating people because he's from Israel. Jeene Simmons of Kisses from Israel. And then we have one of my favorite people posted something yesterday and I so so loved it. If I had more time, I would probably read the whole thing. But you know me, I'll take something that takes two minutes to read and it'll it'll uh take the show, whole show. So but uh yeah, I mean it was really cool to say. Uh.

34:19 She is the singer of one of my favorite bands that plays the festivals that we've interviewed called Eternal Frequency. Go back and check pipe Man podcast. Check out our interviews. You'll you'll find from a couple with her. Okay, and I also want to say we did a bunch of cool interviews recently that you have to check out wherever you listen to podcasts I Harpandora, Spotify, Amazon Music, wherever, I don't care, go go We're on all of them. Or you can just go to the Adventures of Pipeman dot com and are right there. Okay, Uh, Chloe Trahio, great, great interview we had, And that was so funny. The world's so small because I was interviewing a band yesterday, Okay.

35:08 And it turns out he mentioned that I interviewed Chloe because he had just seen her because he auditioned for her son's band, ty Trichio Spand so like, it's like such a it's all such a small world for sure. But yeah, so we have a whole bunch of interviews kid Bookie, Oh my god, this dude's cool. He's from the UK, he does like rap and metal, and he did a song. Do you know what it is? Rebel? Do you know what song he did? I don't know. It's called Rose McGowan and it features Rose McGowan. So she wrote the song with him and sings it with him.

35:54 So that's that's super freaking cool. Uh, And what a great message. And and who else did we have one. See I put him on the spot there, Ryan Roxy, the longtime guitarist Alice Cooper, Jake Lesson, Jake who's celebrating or twenty fifth anniversary of of Come on one, Let's see if you know it? Don't that? Oh? I did? I did? Yeah? You have to know these things. Okay, So it's one of their albums. There's the hint, oh, borders and boundaries.

36:37 Bingo, bingo, bingo? Okay, good job. Who else? Nocturnal Affair, The Nocturnal Affair, The Nocturnal Affair? Who else? Uh? Steve Hacketson? That's it? Bingo bing ding name Steve Hackett, the longtime guitarist of Genesis. So go check out the Adventures of Pipe Main podcasts and you will find those interviews or pipe Man in the Pit podcast as well. Okay, so now we'll go back to what day it is? Okay, Rebel? What other days? Was it yesterday? Let's see what you know? Ah, jeez, you're gonna go three yesterday instead of today.

37:19 Jeez. Well, you know why I'm going for yesterday. Because they had some pretty interesting things. You know, it was port Wine day yesterday. I did it because it's in the email I sent you to find out if you're reading the fucking email emails. Why do you ask for an email and not read it? Okay, I did read it. I have it so many times people will ask me a question. I'm like, it's in the email you're replying to. Okay, so and we will discuss why. I'm very rebel. I'm very upset at you because what was also very important yesterday, holl coust Remembrance was extremely important. And what consoles me when I'm mourning about my ancestors is what chocolate cake. Yesterday was National Chocolate Cake Day. I think it's great that you have National Chocolate Day and Chocolate cake Day with Holocaust remembrance.

38:20 It just it's perfect for the pipe man. But some people would have liked that port Wine Day or Thomas Crapper Day. That's funny and all. It is, all right, hurry up and go through the rest of the days for yesterday. I want today, not yesterday. I just said you wanted me today. Wanted the two important ones from yesterday. Hopeful other people might have thought some things more important yesterday. That yesterday's news. That doesn't imply toy today anyway. So you can eat chocolate cake every day, and the Holocaust you can remember and never forget every day too, So you know what, get a tall glass at chata.

39:00 All these can be every day. Daisy Day, Data Privacy Day, Global Community Engagement Day. Wait wait a minute, Data Privacy Day. Hold on, wait wait wait Data Privacy Day. None of us have a data privacy So why are we celebrating a day for that. I did not make these things up. Okay, I just tell you what they are. International Day, International blue Day. International Lego Day. You know those little birds that nobody wants to step on. That's pretty cool. A lot of people are like so fascinating with I have people I follow on Instagram that build legos. There are lego builders on Instagram and they built some cool shit. I gotta tell you adults, not kids.

39:43 Go ahead, They're made for adults. But okay, all right, Library selfie Day Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait again, Proof of the Louisiana Education It's not Library selfie Day. People are not going today to the library and taking us selfie It's library shelf Day. Now one can testify to this. And if you come in my office in the studio where I'm at right now there. I definitely every day celebrate library shelf Day. Tell them about it one. We have multiple shelves with lots of books. We have hundreds of books here in the studio.

40:26 We do, but tell them about the wait. I have a couple of books I want to talk about on the show. Since it's Library shelf Day, I'm going to pull it off my library shelf. But tell them while I get these other two books. About the book that you noticed yesterday? The one that I noticed, yes, that you specifically noticed yesterday? Uh? Which one did I? I don't remember which one I noticed yesterday? Uh? Did you read email? It's it's not it's not doctor it's doctor suits. Yes, doctor Suits. It's a book by doctor suits. You remember we were talking about suits? Is okay? And what was what was the name of the book?

41:19 I can't remember the name of the post. Instead of oh the places you'll go, it's the meetings you'll go by author doctor Suits. Okay. But I got another one, This one I think we're gonna have to work on every week on the show. I don't know if it'll come up with my background. Hold on almost got places perfectly? There you go, How to have sex on your birthday. Somebody got me this as a gift. I don't even know who it's I've had it for years and years. I never even read it. Maybe that's why I'm single now. But uh, it's how to have sex on your birthday. And so let's see, I'm seeing if there's anything interesting here finding a sex partner. See shit, I should have read this.

42:09 Oh god, that does seem like vital information. Sex by yourself Now that I didn't need to read. I think I have that down. But let's talk about that one sex by yourself. It says the disadvantages of sex by yourself loss of eyesight. Okay, so one when we were kids. You don't remember that rebel? Well, yeah, like they'll tell you, like you'll go blind. Yes, if you masturbate, you'll go blind. I'm here to tell you that. I'm here to tell you and it's related to the other book I'm going to talk about. Okay, that it is true you can go blind, and really no, it's not true. You can't go blind. But what what does happened is if you're a dude and you don't masturbate, you get a uti. That is true. That's not a fab.

43:06 It's related to the other book I'm going to talk about though, But yeah, so you do have you do no matter where you are, even if it's in prison. You need to masturbate. Okay, So risk of growing hair on palms is one of the disadvantages and pimples advantages. You don't have to get all dressed up to do it. It is true, man like I love the fact. I'll talk about that in a second. Rebel remind me of talk about the fact of why I love masturbation over regular sex. Oh Jesus, okay, sex by yourself. To enhance your solo sex, you probably need an inflatable mister or missus wonderful, miss wonderful, because miss is wonderful. That would be cheating that vibrates and pumps in a wild frenzy of passion with lifelike soft skin and all sorts of openings and protrusions. Most support up to two hundred and fifty pounds, so like it could be two of me, and if your weight is in this range, it's no wonder you're alone on your birthday. That was pretty rude.

44:22 That last part was pretty rude. That I'm the pipe man and I thought that was rude. Let's see nineteen ninety Wow. Wow, okay, So but here's okay, have you ever read the book Who Moved My Cheese? Rebel? That's actually one of my favorite books. Anybody that has never read it, you have to read. It's a quick read. It's very thin. It's like this thin if I can make that happen. It's that thin, basically, And there's even a movie about it that you can watch, and it's about who Moved My Cheese? Your freaking ding don.

45:06 That's the name of it. I mean sometimes they didn't don't name books. It's not like a movie, like you go to a movie theater for it's it's kind of like it. You'll find it. But anyway, it's like an anime thing, cartoon thing. But basically it just teaches about these different mice that are in a maze and the reaction to things done to them in the maze. That has nothing to do with what we were talking about before, though, Rebel, it has nothing to do with this. We're off the sex book. Okay, just leave it alone. We already got off. But this book here is a parody. I love parody books of myself help books. This is a parody of Who Moved My Cheese? Like basically it's a motivational book Who Moved My Cheese? But this one is, if I can get in there, who moved my soap? Oh god? The CEOs guy to surviving in prison?

46:03 Nice? So who moved my soap? And why is it on the floor? Oh my god? Like that. That's a fucking brilliant book. Okay, I hope it doesn't come with any images. And don't forget to remind me let me see. Hold on now wait wait, I saw one. I saw one. Oh I wish I could done see that now? Oh my god. Oh well that's interesting. Okay, So anyway, uh, Rebel, do you remember what you're supposed to remind me. Of my masturbation over sex? Yes, exactly, because I don't know why.

46:49 There's no reason why if you got to do that yourself. Damn wow. You know the reason why, Rebel, It's because Okay, So it's all relate to this whole weekend. Because so this weekend, it was very important weekend. It was the NFL Championship games on Sunday that was very very important. So on Saturday, the pipe man has to rehearse for the championship games practice. Okay, so pipe Man had to masturbate on Saturday, because the beauty of masturbation is I could do it. I could be done in two minutes, and then I could go play Madden Football. And that's exactly what I did. I played Madden Football. But what I do is and madd in twenty six, which I have, is so intuitive and with the AI, it's like very up to the date.

47:47 So when I turned on Saturday my Xbox and I turned on Madden. What popped up championship games? The two championship games, so you could play either championship game, you know, and you can pick between those, and it's updated to where like it knows who's in the championship and you know, the players are all at the level they are, Like, you know, Denver lost their quarterback. It knew to have a different quarterback. But anyway, so I played both championship games on Madden Football on Saturday, and I can tell you that the New England game was spot on, Like the exact score that I got in Madden is exactly how the game ended. Now, so I was like, holy shit, that thing spot on AI is scary. But then the Rams game like the Rams like slaughtered me. No I was playing the Ram No, yeah, no, I wasn't playing the Rams and I got slaughtered. The computer was the Rams and it slurred me. That didn't happen in that game, but I did. Also, you reay for it. We have the super Bowl coming up in two weeks. I have played the Super Bowl already, I'm added.

49:13 And oh, what's the prediction? Play betts. The score. The score of the game was ten to seven. New England won the Super Bowl. That's that was the score of the game. So it happens to be the same score as the championship too, which is pretty wild, all right, So watch out for that. Make a note of that, and you can go to what the hell was that rebel? What that sound? Oh it was one. You could go to pipe Man Radio on all Socials and you could enter that score ten to seven for the Super Bowl, New England winning and you'll be erned to win tickets for Sonic Temple and or welcome to Rockville.

50:03 Now that's not your cue one, so hold off because we have one last thing we have to talk about here, okay, and that is I went to go see the Megadeth movie. Okay, and because Megadeth came out with their final album. So what these bands do a lot of times nowadays is they do like a movie in a movie theater to release the album, and you got and like it's done before the album's actually released, so you get the first look at the album and it'll play every song on the album. But this one was really really good because Dave talked a lot on it and they went over past stuff and history and all the things that went on.

50:48 Of course, because you can never have it without it. But the conversation about Metallica came up. But going back to what I was saying about self help books, see everything's tied together here people, I listen. I met Dave Mustain back at the first Metallica show ever, okay, and I love the fact that he mentioned this in the movie. He mentioned about one of the songs on the album is based on one of his favorite books that he loves, which also is on my bookshelf here in the pipe main library that you know is one of my favorite books called The Art of War by Sun Sou And he talked about this in the movie. I was like, holy shit, that is cool as hell and he used it first song. I also thought the last song on the album, not the bonus track, but the last song on the album was so cool because it was like it was like telling the story of the ending of Megadeth, like in the end of the last album. It was kind of cool. And then there's a bonus song, which was the a Metallica song from way back that Dave wrote with James Hatfield called Ride to Lightning. So that was pretty badass. So I definitely recommend the movie. There was another band that did a similar type of movie that I did not like, but I won't talk about that one. But I think the Megadeth movie was really cool.

52:20 I love the new album. I'm sad to see Megadeth go. But they'll probably tour for the next ten years on this album. Like most bands, do you know, they do that final album and then they have to do the final tour and then the final tour about the final tour, but maybe not, I think he I think he's ready to hang it up, but he did say he's going to tour for a while on this album. So is there anything that we missed? Rebel or One. Doesn't look like I don't think we've covered everything. Well hot right, Dawn. Yeah, Well that's what that's the end is going to be the pipe Man Radio tour. You know, we got stuff going on Brenton Man Radio Tour coming up, and there's other things I'm going to talk about about the pipemin Homeless tour. So there's a lot of things to talk about. But right now we might want to show some a couple of commercials so people can win some festival tickets, and then I'll come back and finish the show. Dude, waiting on you one You.

53:25 Didn't say roll it? Oh shit, I fucked up. Man. No, that's for the end of the show. I don't want to confuse at the end of the show. Okay, you know what, then forget what I just said. I'm gonna end the show and then play the commercials. You like them anyway, it's good music in the commercials. Okay. So this has been another shit show of the adventures of pipe Man right here on W four CY Radio W four cy dot com. We got a show from an interview playing tomorrow at one pm. We have another one playing Friday at one pm, so stay tuned. We got interviews and music interviews and shows the rest of the week. Go to the podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts. Go to the adventures at pipe Man dot com. Go to Pipeman Radio and follow me on all socials and go for it. Roll it on.

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