June 4, 2025

Next Stop on The Pipeman Radio Tour Across The Pond for Download & Hellfest

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Season 19

The Pipeman Radio Tour Continues as Pipeman crosses the Pond on Season 19, Episode 54 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 06/04/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

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Pipeman is crossing the pond and leaving the United States for the next leg of the festival tour. We will be doing media coverage for Download Festival at Donington Park in the UK and Hellfest in Clisson, France. We have one more possible surprise festival stop and also going to hop over to Africa in between festivals for a quick trip to Marrakech, Morocco.

Plus what other wacky shenanigans are going on?

Let's also talk about Hamas Ridiculousness, The New T.A.C.O. Tuesday, and a big I told you so about the two children fighting. Guess Who?

WTF national day is it? Rebel runs this segment, and she will go through all the National Days it is. Pipeman will not be participating in National Hug Your Cat Day? We will have to celebrate National Cheese Day at Hellfest in Clisson, France since they love Cheese.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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The following show contains adult content. It's not our intent

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Hi, go lunto censure.

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I'm telling you see why bring you young?

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Why kind of America?

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It's time for the adventures.

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You'll find me out before see why I comvis Pontings's

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number foe internet radio station. Here's your host, the Man.

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Here's your host, the pipe Man. I'm here here in

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the studio for the Adventures of Pipe Man, and I

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can hear that wan One's in the other room. He's

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going to come on in second. But I'm hearing me

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in my earbuds, and now no longer am I hearing

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it and echoing through the wall, and so yeah, that

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was annoying as hell. No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't

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that annoying. What's more annoying is bringing my pipe nuts on.

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So let's bring them on, because especially that one from

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Louisiana that sleeps with the swamp monsters.

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I couldn't agree more.

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Oh my god, she looks like one of the swamp

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monsters today.

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Right, that's what happens.

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Did you did you lose your brush in in the

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bayou or something?

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No, my hair's brushed.

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And are you using permanent marker on your eyes or yeah?

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Okay painting? Might you just get like an eyeliner tattoo

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or something?

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Do you want needles going that close to your eyeballs?

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I sure don't.

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Well I did have that happen recently. Okay, so it

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was not fun at all. I can say that. But

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you know, I don't know what you Louisiana people are like,

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you may like that.

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No, not nothing on my eyeballs. No.

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So what character are you supposed to be today?

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What?

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Nut? Okay? Because you do play characters on the show,

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So I do you know? Okay, so studio nut? Yes,

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character do you think Rebel is today?

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Oh? I don't know her name, but you know that

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one dementor from Harry Potter.

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Oh, I think I know who you're talking about, the

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old one, right, Yeah, look at that? Are you are you?

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Are you sipping out of a Blake Shelton type of

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cup or is that just water?

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That's see.

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This year? This is this is tequila and that will

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be finished by the end of the show. I'm just kidding.

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I wouldn't drink tequila for the show because then then

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I would probably just be normal.

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Hmm. Maybe anything's possible.

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So should I start with the good stuff? Or should

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I start with the pipe peeves?

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Let's start with the pipe peeve?

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Okay, so the pipe peeves are a few things today.

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Two are peeves and one one as I and I

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told you so. We'll call it the How should we

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call it the pipe so? Or pipe told you so? Pipe?

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I don't know. That's not think about that one. That's

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not gonna work. But anyway, So, like, what the hell

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is the world that we're living in that people think

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Hamas is their friend. Hamas has never ever been your

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friend and never will be your friend. The people that

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are rooting for Hamas are exactly the people that Hamas

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wants to take away from the earth. Okay, and you know, yeah,

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the infidels do you think Amas really is pro LGBTQ.

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By the way, just say it because a lot of

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the LGBTQ are and sometimes are like, you know, pro

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Hamas because they're misunderstood this and I'm not saying it

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a bad way. I've read this on posts on social

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media that Hamas is misunderstood and that we're not you know,

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we're categorizing them wrong.

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And wait, wait, wait wait.

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These these are the same people who want to eliminate Americans,

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all of.

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Them Americans, Israelis, Jews, and anybody that is not a

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Muslim straight their own you know, biological or cysts. You know,

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they would get rid of everybody on the earth that

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is should be loved and for who they are.

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Can I just say one thing?

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No, you can say two, but not one.

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I am like at this moment right now, like I

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am so glad I have dual citizenship because I can

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tell them all I'm not American, I am Mexican. They

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don't have beef with us.

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Yeah, well you know what else too? There you should

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have a beef right now because Resident Rump is trying

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to kick out all of the Hispanics, the legal ones,

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everybody that vote. Wait that voted for him. There's people

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right now getting deported that voted for him. That there's

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pictures of these people holding up big banners, like, do

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you not get it? I don't understand why people don't

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get And people think I'm the one that's nuts.

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Okay, Mike, I thought we were the nuts.

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Yeah, yeah, you're you're you're the low hanging nuts.

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By the way, I figured out how to make it work.

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I put it in the private chat, the pipe itis.

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I T y s, I t y s. I told you.

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So there it is. I love it. I love it.

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And Okay, so it's just ridiculousness. Okay, like what world

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did am I in? Now that we are pro terrorism?

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I'm flabbergasted. Okay, and let me just clue people in. Okay,

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I'm gonna get hate for this. I'm telling you right now,

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I'm gonna get hate for this. But I just saw

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a thing last night, the leader of Jordan talking about

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the Palestinian state.

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You know what he said, I'm stupid, obviously.

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No, not stupid. First of all, he no, he said

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the truth. You have to watch his video because he

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named every period of time of that area of Gaza,

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who has been the owner of it. If you study

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actual history and not just Gazza, the whole area of Israel,

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the whole area of Israel, okay, including the Gaza Strip

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has never ever in history been considered a Palestinian state ever. Ever,

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so when people are saying give them back their state,

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they've never had one in history. They have been wanderers,

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they have been gypsies. And that's why other countries won't

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take their refugees right now, because they've done this in

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all the surrounding countries, including they're not even welcome in

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their own country. Do you know which country is primarily

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a Palestinian country? And it's not Israel?

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Palestine?

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No, there is no Palestine country.

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I don't know, well, I know it's not Mexico.

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Are you are you sure one? No?

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Okay, we have tackles in Taco Tuesday and Tequila. It

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cannot be up.

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We'll talk about Taco Tuesday in the second Okay, Okay,

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don't get ahead of yourself. Okay, but it's uh, it is.

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Are you ready for it? Jordan? The guy that was

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talking about him. The most Palestinians in the whole world

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are in Jordan. They don't even want that's their real home,

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and they don't even want them there. They got kicked

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some of them got kicked out of there, the infidels. Now,

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let me just say something. I'm a Jew, and my

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heart goes out to any innocent Palestinian Palestinian family. Everything

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that's going on, it is absolutely sickening to be but

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I am not pro Homas, who is putting them in

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that position. I'm also not pro the fact that they

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voted for Homas. Okay. So, and second of all, there's

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this and the the person from Jordan was giving this

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information of what you can call it about the term

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free Palestine. Like most of the people screaming at he

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was saying he's saying it, I'm not saying it. He

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was saying it, are saying free Palestine. Uh, don't even

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understand where that term came from and what it's about.

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And it has nothing to do with this conflict right now.

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It's always been term. It's for propaganda, it's for division,

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and it's for you know, it's about hatred. It's not

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about it's not about what you think it's about. Okay,

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how and this last I'm going to talk about it, Okay,

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But how about how come nobody, but nobody, And somebody

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made a comment to me on this when I say

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on social media, it's with such a never mind. But

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how come no way screaming to release the hostages? I mean,

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Israel had a music festival, had nothing to do with

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military or anything else, with only civilians. That was attacked

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on October seventh, the infamous October seventh, infamous, And there

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are hostages that they still have. People that my daughter knows,

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like because she went on trip to Israel before that happened.

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People that she knows that she was on that trip

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with are hostages right now. The kibbutz she stayed on

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was bombed. A kibbutz. It's not a military place.

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That's supposed to be it.

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Israel not have to right? Does Israel not have the

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right to defend themselves? You know, the narrative is so twisted.

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But the thing is, how come nobody's screaming free to hostages.

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You could say free Palestine and say free hostages too.

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If you're really caring about human beings. You can be

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against the Israeli government. You could be against the US government,

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you could be against any government. I'm cool with that,

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but don't be against the people, especially the people that

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are not either related, because Jews like myself are getting

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hate all around the world. I am going to do

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coverage at a music festival in the UK next month,

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and the UK is an unsafe place for me, an

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American Jew. I can't even imagine that in my lifetime.

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And then I'm going to another place, Morocco also probably

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not a safe place for Jew to go, but I'm

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going anyway. Okay. But I'm here to tell you that

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we just need to love everybody. We need to stop

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all the hate. We need to stop all the division.

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It's all the powers that beat are doing to us,

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and it's going to take us all down. Okay. And

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maybe instead of reading reading clickbait hotline and click bait headlines,

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why don't you read actual history books or or actual

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recorded proven facts, because the fact is you people that

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are also very religious, well, then read your Bible because

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the land of Israel was given to the Jews by God.

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If you belie, leave that. And I'm saying that because

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there are a lot of hardcore Christians that are the

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ones that are against the Jews right now, read that. Now,

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this doesn't mean I like what's going on doesn't mean

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I like. I don't like war at all. It's stupid.

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It's all about power and money and possessions. There should

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be no war at all. But you know what, if

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somebody comes and knocks on my house, I'm gonna blow

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their house down. You know. Listen, I learned a young age.

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I taught my kids, don't hit somebody in your unless

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you're prepared to get hit back. And that's a pretty

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good rule, you know.

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Yay, it's backed by science. Every action has an equal

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or greater reaction.

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There you go. So let's talk about Taco Tuesday, even

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though it's Wednesday, Taco Newsday as.

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A whole new meaning.

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Now let's ask let's ask somebody from the South, because

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we know they get different news than we do. Okay,

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and we might have our resident Canadian coming in later

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and she does get different news. Like I forwarded her

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some news going back to the Jew thing. There was

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somebody speaking in Canadian Parliament that was speaking about the

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anti Jew stuff in Canada, and I praise him because

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he made so much sense, and he did this whole speech.

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I forwarded it to her. She could not view it

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because you know that government, you know, we talk about

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free countries and stuff that comfort censors the news. We

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talk about censory it like literally, she can't see Canadian

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news when she's in Canada.

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Just about to ask that, didn't you say he was

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in the parliament.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, and they can't say their own.

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She clicked on the link, I said, and this cannot

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be viewed in your area. Yeah, we'll let her talk

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about when she comes on, but let's ask the South.

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Hold on, let me cough for a second.

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I know you're immute at yourself, but I could hear

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in the background.

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It sounded good. Right, that was pretty good pretending cough right.

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Oh yeah, okay, so, rebel, can you tell me why

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Taco Tuesday has a whole new meaning nowadays?

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Nope, we don't get to see that kind of stuff

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in the South.

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See proven about that education history. They just scream a

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whole bunch of shit, but they don't even know what's

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going on half the time. How about Okay, so our

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resident Mexican probably knows more about America than than the

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South does. So let's hear if you know what Taco

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Tuesdays meaning is all about?

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Now, well, it's it's actually an acronym. Now that it

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stands for Trump always chicken.

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No, not Trump Rum.

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Say it again, say it again, Rump always chickens out.

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Yeah, you didn't know that, rebel. Yeah, that's the It's

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all over the internet, man, I keep getting pictures of

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tacos Rum's face in it. Okay, so so yeah, it's

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it's the new acronym. What he said, like because of

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the tariffs, because he's like, we're real strong with the tariffs.

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Oh and I'm not going to negotiate him blah blah blah.

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And he has chicken out of every single tariff so far.

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That's the joke about it. I also want to say

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that for people that don't though it's an acronym, I

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get it. Drump always chickens out eac Oh, they don't

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learn how to spell at Louisiana. One just saying.

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Chicken and tacos. Chicken doesn't normally go into tacos. It

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goes into cases.

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Wait wait wait, wait wait a minute, wait a minute,

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now you're really now you really made it worse, okay, rebel,

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Like I eat chicken tacos all the time. It's mainly

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what the type of taco I eat?

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Yeah, And second one, that's not the type of chicken

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they were talking about.

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Oh my god, Rebel, we have to explain everything to

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you from on before the show. You know what, I

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think we should just deport all of Louisiana. Forget everybody

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else we can do. You know, we just support the

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whole state of Louisiana and Texas too. I'll throw that

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one in the problem there. The problem there is where

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we want. We don't want Texas. You know, it's funny.

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I wonder if she's listening to because this is gonna

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be pretty funny. Okay. So I was going to punk

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rock bowling in Vegas and this friend of mine she

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was going to Texas for a girl's trip. And I'm like,

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the fuck kind trip is that? Like, like, I've never

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my whole life girls go a girl's trip. Hey, let's

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go Texas. Okay.

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They were trying to pick up some cowboys.

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I don't know what they were doing, but okay, she

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had never been She had never been to Texas. So

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when she came back, she's like, oh, I see what

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you mean. Like if I woke up and worry I

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wanted to go someplace, this is probably the last places

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I would go. Okay, Like it's not a vacation spot.

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You know, there may be there may be some places.

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There may be some places, but like she went to Houston.

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In like, if you're gonna go to Texas, you have

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to go for the ranch experience.

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There's nothing good in Houston. Okay. My thing on wait

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wait thing one used to live in Houston selling you know,

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cable before we met, and she hated it so bad.

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She loved Dallas, but she hated Houston, Okay, And like

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I used to I used to think one thing was cool,

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cool in Houston, But now I know there's nothing cool

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in Houston. Huh Whitney, No, no, no, no, you have

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to think back. You have to think back back before

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I was born.

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Or no, no, no, out last year.

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You'll figure it out. But seriously, I've never liked Houston.

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H Dallas is okay, Austin is okay, but they call

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it the live capital, and I still think Nashville is

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way cooler than Austin. I'm just saying I think it

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should be the live capital. Just saying you had to Actually,

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I'd actually like fine places for live music Nashville. You

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just when you're taking when you're taking a piss there's

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live music, it doesn't matter what you're doing. Absolutely, have

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you ever taken piss when there was live music? Rebel? No,

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you never took a piss at Marti Gras?

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No, God, no where would you go?

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Just piss on somebody else, some yankee. That some yankee

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that shows up to Marti Gras.

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He'll probably give you beats for that.

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Thank you.

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I think, hey, uh Lon, you need to hook this up.

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I think next month Marti Gras, uh it should be

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rebel hanging out with Melanie and David for Marti Gras.

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We're gonna make it happen.

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I hope you like wine.

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I do not. I'm sorry, I do not like wine.

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Can you not drink and go to Marti Gras? That's

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like sacrilegious, is it? It Isn't it a requirement for

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Mardi Gras.

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No, it's never a requirement to drink.

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Okay, No, that's not true. Okay, okay, just look at

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your Bible, rebel. You're in the Bible belt. You don't

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even know your scripture, okay.

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Nowhere near the Bible belt.

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Okay, you know you know Passover, Okay, where the Jews

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were freed from slavery and fled from the Egypt. From Egypt,

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in the Passover Sator, we are commanded to drink four

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glasses of wine during that sator when you're in temple

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every week. We don't drink the blood of Christ because

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that's stupid, because it's not really his blood. He's dead.

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There's no blood. Okay, we drink wine. That's where it

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came from. Except oh, the Christians don't want to drink

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wine during church because that would be sacrilegious. Let's just no.

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They do drink it, but they have to call it

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the blood of Christ.

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No, the Catholics drink the wine. I think other religions

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use grape juice in its place.

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Well, regardless, it is required. It's in the Bible. It

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says it in the Bible. It says in the Bible

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to drink the wine multiple times. Multiple times it says.

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It, I'm not drinking wine.

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See. But the question here is, how would it be different, Uh,

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the wine, the way the wine was made back then

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to how it is made now.

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Back then? Back then? Well, see like in order to

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get the kind of wine that was made back then,

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you'd have to go to in prison.

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Oh it is that where make it? Yeah? You have

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to take your shirt off.

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Yeah, where they make the wine and the toilet bowl.

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You know about that, right, yep? You didn't know about that,

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rebels wine in prison in the toilet bowl. Didn't you

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see the movie that had it? Then it's true too,

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it's true. Okay, what are the rules for that?

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Like, no one uses the toilet for the next twenty

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four hours before wine making conmences, or like, how does that?

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Does it really matter?

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Is the rule for that?

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Or does it really matter? Like you know, I mean,

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I think you can't jerk off in the toilet, but

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the urine might give it a little better taste. I

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don't know.

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I think it's the ammonia that adds the nutrients.

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Right.

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Oh, it's so sick. Don't do this at home?

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Why not? Okay? So well, listen, there's people right now

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as we're speaking that are at a prison right where

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incarceration is where the pipe man will be in July,

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that are drinking wine out of their toilet as we're

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speaking right now.

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Wait a minute, that is not an actual functioning prison anymore.

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Though they have. The new prison is right next to it.

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In fact, a lot of times where I've been there

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I've seen the inmates out in the prison yard and

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I always say this to the arts. I'm like, how

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cool is it You're like Johnny Cash playing for the prisoners,

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because there are prisoners out in the yard listening to

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the festival.

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But in the the place, in fact, it is no

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longer function.

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I'm saying, it's right next to it. Like in other words,

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when you do the tour of Shawshank Prison, there's a

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window upstairs and there's a sign right next to the

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window that if you take a picture, you're going to jail,

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and it's a felony five years in prison. Why because

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you're probably taking a picture of the escape route for

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to help people escape from the prison. And that's right there.

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They just didn't renovate this prison and built a new

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one and left this one haunted, and it is haunted

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by the way for real. Yep. In fact, I was

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told by a music artist that he was filming a

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video in like the room that was considered like the

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torture room when it was open, when the prison was open,

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and he came out of that room with scratches all

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over his upper body, like not just scratch, like bleeding scratches.

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The house female inmates in there.

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I don't think so what men can't scratch two or yeah.

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But it would be more fun, you know if it was.

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You know, he didn't say, you know, I think that

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you're thinking of kinky. It would be more kinky if

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there was a phone us.

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Of course, what Rebel would think about. I mean, come on, okay,

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so what else do we have to talk about. Let's

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get the days out of the way. Okay, So I'm

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just going to tell you, Rebel, you can talk about

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the days. Okay, but oh wait, before we talk about

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the days, what the fuck is the I told you

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so about? You guys know what I told you so

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about is today?

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No?

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But please, can you tell us I said a mile

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back that you watch Elon and Rump are not going

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to be friends for long. There's going to be too

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much competition. There's too much distoteron there and there, and

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it's happening. I told you so you know about the news, Rebel.

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Let's see what else they don't know in Louisiana.

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It's not that of Louisiana doesn't know this. It's that

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I particularly probably don't know.

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I think you are representative of the whole state. Of Louisiana. Whatever.

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You don't know, they don't know either.

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That is not true.

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But are you saying they're all smarter than you?

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I am saying that I am not focusing on I

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don't do politics, religion, or me, so therefore, but I can't.

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Wait wait wait wait, you don't do politics, religion, or

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you is what you said.

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That's what I said.

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Okay, So why is it you don't masturbate.

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Because that's just why would you do?

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I do it myself when I got out of people

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to do it.

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That's a lot because it's a lot less work and

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you can go right back to doing what you're doing,

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like playing that in football or something.

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Why how is it a lot less work?

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Wait a minute, If I got to do everything, then

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why do I need somebody?

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Is because you know what to do. It's quicker. It's

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just like, okay, I'm playing that in football. It's halftime.

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I take like two minutes. It's I go to the bathroom,

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I take care of business, come back and finish the.

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Gain two minutes.

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It's all needs. Anything else is just a lot of

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extra work.

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Yeah, well, I do enough stuff. I ain't doing that.

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You do realize you do realize that when guys are

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taking a long time with you, it's only for two reasons.

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It's either a you're not really turning them on, or

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b that they have to do it for you because

461
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:33.160
if it were up to them, they would just finish

462
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:37.160
in two minutes, Like we have to hold back for

463
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:39.400
you people because it take so long.

464
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:41.960
Well, you know, why rush it?

465
00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:46.119
Because there's other things to do in life, and maybe

466
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:47.440
you want to do it again, and.

467
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:48.599
You're doing it wrong.

468
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:52.960
I don't know doing what you're doing.

469
00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:53.839
While you're doing it.

470
00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:57.839
After a period of time, it just becomes boring. Okay,

471
00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:01.319
you're definitely doing it wrong. What would be the right

472
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.720
What would be the right way?

473
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:05.440
It depends. Every time should be like the first time,

474
00:30:05.640 --> 00:30:06.880
so it's.

475
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:08.000
Good luck with that.

476
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:11.400
Good luck with every time should be like the first

477
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.759
and the first time is always super awkward. You don't

478
00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:17.640
want awkwardness for the rest of your life. I know, right, Wait,

479
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:19.720
it's awkward because you don't know what you're doing.

480
00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:22.720
Not the first time you ever had sex, the first

481
00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:24.160
time you ever had sex with that person.

482
00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:29.799
Why, I'm probably not the best time. Sometimes it's the

483
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:31.559
best time, but most of the time, but it's still

484
00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:34.960
like enough, you're not comfortable with each other yet?

485
00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:37.880
Ah? Well, wait a minute, that's the problem.

486
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:39.640
So you're always comfortable with whoever?

487
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:44.200
Should you? Rebel is? What if somebody offered to peg

488
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:46.640
you the first time? Is that what you want every time?

489
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:47.680
Ew?

490
00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:51.599
Then I wouldn't even be involved. That's the wrong, wrong

491
00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:52.480
thing to say to me.

492
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:56.680
No, that's exit a what size is your strap on?

493
00:30:57.680 --> 00:30:57.880
Oh?

494
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:00.480
What what size is your rap on?

495
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.400
I don't one of those?

496
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:06.240
How about do you use toys at all?

497
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:06.920
No?

498
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:11.119
See what is wrong with you? You say that you're

499
00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:15.440
this sexual being, But lots of women, even if they're

500
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:22.000
with somebody, they want a toy too. Imagine if you

501
00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:23.920
could have the real thing and a toy in at

502
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:24.759
the same time.

503
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:28.160
Okay, oh my god, how does that fit?

504
00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:29.559
Well?

505
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:31.400
It's not going in your buttthole?

506
00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:37.319
Okay, something fake at the same time when the real

507
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:38.200
one is barely fit?

508
00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:40.880
Well, because a guy's not going to want to do

509
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:43.240
it with another guy and a real one. That would

510
00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:45.279
be not for straight people.

511
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:53.599
No, No, let's get back to and his you know

512
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:54.599
soon for I.

513
00:31:54.519 --> 00:31:56.559
Have a question though about it. And this is a

514
00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:01.440
serious question though. Okay, if you're in threesome like every

515
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:04.440
guy wants a threesome with two women and that's stupid anyway,

516
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:06.680
Keep that a fancy because it's really not all it's

517
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:08.880
cracked up to be. I'm just saying, and if you

518
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:12.079
do it right, No, it's not from experience. I'm a guy,

519
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:16.359
you're not a guy, Okay. Usually if the female you're

520
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:19.480
with agrees to a threesome, it's because they're into women too,

521
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:24.359
and they're probably into the woman more than you. Okay, Rebel,

522
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:26.440
that's not the case.

523
00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:30.039
If a guy wants a threesome with two girls, then

524
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:32.960
it gives one for the you know, one for the

525
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:34.160
top and one for the bottom.

526
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:35.480
That doesn't mean the girl.

527
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:38.400
The one's wanting to strap on and one's not. Is

528
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:38.599
that what?

529
00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:42.119
One's sitting on his face and one's sucking his thing.

530
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:47.000
God, what your mouth? There's people forty and the younger

531
00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:48.240
listening to forty one.

532
00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:51.680
Goodness, somebody forty and younger right there in the middle

533
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:52.240
of us.

534
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:58.039
I know, I'm like smacking the middle of both of you, guys. Okay,

535
00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:00.440
So all right, I will see mysel of out.

536
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:05.440
Listen. Let I don't want to be that close store

537
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:10.599
when you talk about this ship. Okay, you think I do.

538
00:33:11.240 --> 00:33:13.440
Let me ask you a question. Okay, see how can

539
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:16.920
improve my point? Okay, let me ask you a question. One,

540
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:20.240
would you want to have a threesome with another guy

541
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:21.039
and a girl?

542
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:22.319
No?

543
00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:29.440
Yeah, most most straight people would not. Why Because something's

544
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:31.720
gonna touch at some point in time.

545
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:36.839
I feel like in that from that perspective, I feel

546
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.039
like at some point we're gonna lock eyes and it's

547
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:40.519
just like going to be super awkward.

548
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:44.559
I think what's even more awkward is is if you

549
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.920
get the jizz of the person that goes first on

550
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:51.519
your on your thing when you enter second.

551
00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:54.599
Always be first in line.

552
00:33:54.640 --> 00:34:00.000
Apparently, Yeah, of course, of course, which is it is?

553
00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:04.960
That's one of my philosophies. Okay, So if you meet

554
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.680
a woman you know she has a pass, it's no

555
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:11.639
big deal. But I think the whole idea of XX

556
00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:17.079
grosses me out. And the reason I say that is

557
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:21.480
not because of a person. It's because if I was

558
00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:24.880
with this person and then I knew they were with

559
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:28.440
somebody else after me, I don't want to go back

560
00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:34.239
to it. I have no desire Like I was first

561
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.519
and then I become sloppy. Thirds now it's not even seconds.

562
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:42.760
I become sloppy thirds okay, but no seriously and all seriously.

563
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:44.239
Or if you choose to look at it this way,

564
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:45.960
your first and third.

565
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:58.000
Yeah, which means the second is connected somehow, somehow I

566
00:34:58.079 --> 00:34:59.760
had to interact with the second.

567
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:08.239
Is people do take showers something, well, some less than others.

568
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:13.840
A rebel. I'm just saying, okay, it's not a I mean,

569
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.639
let's put it this way. I've been with what I've

570
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:20.400
been with women that said, oh sorry, that's clitty litter.

571
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:24.119
And then I'm like, where did that term come up?

572
00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:26.840
And then Russ recently it came up on like some

573
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:31.760
show or something that that is really a thing that

574
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:37.400
a lot of people have. Do you know what that isbel? Yes,

575
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.679
well I know where it came up. That's where it

576
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:43.320
came up. There was this woman, this European woman that

577
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:49.239
was talking to this American and like saying, you guys

578
00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:52.119
are gross. You don't use but days at all, Like

579
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:59.760
that's gross, like clean your figgy and because otherwise, and

580
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:03.159
she start describing that the toilet paper gets stuck stuck

581
00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:08.199
up there, that's the clitty litter. Do you do you have?

582
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:12.559
Do you have clitti litter? Rebel? No, I didn't call

583
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.239
it clear liver. A woman I was with called it that, okay,

584
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:21.519
just saying don't attack me for it. Okay, I'm not

585
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.480
talking you, rebel, I'm talking about everybody else listening. No,

586
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:28.000
I didn't make up that term. I did make up

587
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:31.239
at one time the organization clit, but not cloti litter.

588
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.480
I don't know. I kind of thing like it speaks

589
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:37.079
more to the quality of toilet paper that you're using.

590
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:40.639
Yes, it does, it is true.

591
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:42.719
But it happens pretty much. That is one of the

592
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.360
reasons they use bidets over there, because it truly does

593
00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:51.360
clean opposed to toilet paper really doesn't. I mean, have you

594
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:55.800
ever had it one where like you just weren't super

595
00:36:55.880 --> 00:36:58.800
careful and then you had to walk around all day

596
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:05.400
and it was uncomfortable on your buttthole? No, okay, and.

597
00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:08.239
I never don't want to squirt of water going up there.

598
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:13.039
Don't knock it till you try it.

599
00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:15.559
That makes it sound not straight.

600
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:19.840
What about if you were able to eat a taco

601
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:21.119
while that was happening.

602
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:25.800
I think I could stomach that. See there you go,

603
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:27.199
Tacos make everything better.

604
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:32.239
I wonder you know when kids have like the like

605
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:35.559
whether they not ring worm, but some kind of worm

606
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:40.199
that's in their buttole. Yeah, I think so. But it's

607
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:43.000
like it's pretty predominantly kids will end up with it

608
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:45.599
because you know, they stick their finger up their butt

609
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:46.159
and stuff.

610
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:50.360
Like you're saying all kids do that?

611
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:51.760
Is that?

612
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:54.559
Is that a new thing or all kids.

613
00:37:54.280 --> 00:38:02.599
In Louisiana they don't. But oh but seriously, okay, so

614
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:06.719
I don't know. I can't even make that serious never mind.

615
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:09.880
Okay, So, and they call it the mud down south.

616
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:13.159
It's your turn now. But what I have to say

617
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:17.880
is I am not. I am not. I refuse. I

618
00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:21.039
will not be participating in Nashville Hug your Cat Day.

619
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:26.280
Why I'm allergic? Do you know that? Yesterday? Are you

620
00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:31.159
ready for this? Between being at my daughter's house, who

621
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:34.800
has three cats, and being on tour with the festivals,

622
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:38.880
with all the festival does, yesterday was the first day

623
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:43.480
that I could actually breathe for this year. This year.

624
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:47.480
I was texting that to my daughter because I'm allergic

625
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:51.840
to cats. That started there and just compound ever since.

626
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:55.039
Like if you listen to my interviews the past few months,

627
00:38:55.880 --> 00:39:00.639
mm hm nows, yeah, because I couldn't really talk, you know,

628
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:04.199
But I still can't talk, but I have to cough,

629
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:05.719
so hold on, I'm getting cough again.

630
00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.599
One you're enjoying that, oh yeah, like I'm hearing it

631
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:14.239
through the wall.

632
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.360
What's funny is next door Sabine is doing acupuncture treatment

633
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:26.760
for somebody. They're hearing that. Oh my god. Imagine when

634
00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:29.960
people walking down the hallway are thinking, it's too bad

635
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:30.599
because I.

636
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:32.079
Was getting needles in their backs.

637
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:35.360
It's too bad because I was doing interview. I was

638
00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:40.039
doing interview earlier and there were kids screaming in the hallway.

639
00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:44.440
And that's when I should have done that, because can

640
00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:46.199
you imagine if you're a kid in the hallway of

641
00:39:46.280 --> 00:39:50.000
this building one and you heard that coming, I went

642
00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:54.199
in the doors. In fact, that sounds like something fun

643
00:39:54.199 --> 00:39:57.800
to doing the next time I hear kids. Yeah that.

644
00:39:57.840 --> 00:39:59.480
There was this one time I was in the studio,

645
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.480
but I was in here pretty late. It was probably

646
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:06.079
the ground, like nine o'clock at night, and I heard

647
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:09.320
like some kids running in the hallway and I got

648
00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:12.039
to turn off the light on the on the room

649
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:15.239
that faces the hallway and then I'll wait for the

650
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:18.000
steps to get like close to the door. And I

651
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:20.199
banged on the door from the inside.

652
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:21.199
I love it.

653
00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:23.920
All you hear is just screaming.

654
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:29.480
Y'all need to set up a camera in the hallway.

655
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:32.079
When y'all do that, well they are, there are cameras

656
00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:33.719
in the in the hallway, but we don't have access

657
00:40:33.719 --> 00:40:34.400
to those feeds.

658
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:37.920
You need to set up when in hallways, just like

659
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:38.639
a ring camera.

660
00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:42.559
Yeah, how much time do we have left there?

661
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:43.199
Ten minutes?

662
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:45.239
That's what I thought. I was looking at him like,

663
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.519
how did that? I didn't even get to talk about

664
00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:51.199
anything yet, Jesus Christ. But okay, so go over the

665
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:53.800
days real quick, because now you're limited on time, rebel.

666
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:57.079
Now I'm limited on time. Well, it's I can barely

667
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:58.119
even see these things.

668
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:06.840
It's your cat day. It's International National Clean Beauty Day.

669
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:10.719
Oh darn, and I wore makeup today, Audacity to Hope Day,

670
00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:13.039
Global Running Day.

671
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:16.840
You're out of You're pouring the ship at me. You

672
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:20.119
know what's most important is that the Pipe Main radio

673
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:22.639
tour continues next week as I go to the UK

674
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:27.119
for Download Festival, and then I'm gonna between that and

675
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:29.320
the next festival, I have two days off. So what

676
00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:32.519
is pipe Man? Do not hangout at not hang out

677
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:35.840
in the UK? Hop on playing to another continent. Why

678
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:39.360
not for two days, so I'll be going in case

679
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:42.960
they didn't teach you this in school. Rebel Morocco's not

680
00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:48.000
in Europe or the UK, It's in Africa. Just saying, okay,

681
00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:52.519
learned that at Disney. I bet you did. I bet

682
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:54.679
most of your education comes from Disney.

683
00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:55.360
It does.

684
00:41:56.800 --> 00:41:56.920
So.

685
00:41:57.599 --> 00:42:01.039
But then one of my favorite festival, hell Fest, Oh

686
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:05.559
my god, that place is so amazing. But how Fest

687
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:10.000
is in Clissan? French? I said Clissan, right, but I

688
00:42:10.039 --> 00:42:15.679
didn't say France, right, France? And what is one of

689
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:18.119
the most beloved things in France?

690
00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:21.480
Rebels the Eiffel Tower.

691
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:25.760
No, shut up, okay, one, what's one of the most

692
00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:31.039
beloved things in France? Those things are beloved to tourists.

693
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:34.360
You dig that, not to French people. Go ahead, one,

694
00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:38.960
I would say. The women, well, they are very interesting.

695
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:42.360
Is the first year I went to Hellfest, I met

696
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:45.719
this French woman. She didn't speak much English at all,

697
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:48.960
very very little. But what she did say to me

698
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:55.039
and I did understand in English, is she said French

699
00:42:55.159 --> 00:43:00.199
women love sex. She whispered it in my ear. I'm like, hey,

700
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:04.760
I'm moving here, and so anyway, you know, and then

701
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:09.360
I could well, I could probably reach the whole country

702
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:21.079
based on my two minute scenario. Okay, so the big

703
00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:28.159
thing in France is cheese. They love their cheese and

704
00:43:29.079 --> 00:43:36.000
what're the better? Oh yeah, and so today is National

705
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:42.320
Cheese Day, but we can't celebrate because we're not Frands,

706
00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:46.079
so we'll have to wait the hell fast to celebrate that. Okay,

707
00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:53.039
so you want to see videos of cheese in France.

708
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:55.599
Of you eating cheese in France.

709
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.519
I'm not a cheese either. I like Montaurow and I

710
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.280
like Regard. That's about it. I don't like any other

711
00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:04.440
cheese really. Once in a while I may have something,

712
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:08.960
but if it tastes cheesy, it's stinky. I don't like it.

713
00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:11.320
And let me tell you something. One of the most

714
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:18.480
disgusting things I ever ate in my life was in Paris. Okay,

715
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:26.760
so are you That was the second most I had

716
00:44:26.760 --> 00:44:29.480
to part the Red Sea because I don't believe you know,

717
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:32.440
I did have somebody recently I met on an online

718
00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:35.480
dating site that informed me that they have a full

719
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:40.719
bush and I'm like, yeah, there's better ways to floss

720
00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:41.840
my teeth nowadays.

721
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:46.119
So Bush is not running for office anymore.

722
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:53.039
I mean if you remember that one. You might not,

723
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:57.320
you're too young. But back in the day, like literally

724
00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:02.039
the pubic hair would floss your teeth as you were eating,

725
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:09.119
just saying and if you and sometimes they got caught

726
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:10.800
in your throat in case you wanted to save it

727
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:11.480
for later.

728
00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:14.519
Like a literal hair ball.

729
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:20.519
Totally. That's why let's just shave all cats and they

730
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:30.719
won't have hair balls. Oh god, okay, oh yeah, there's

731
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:36.440
no International Hug your Cat Day. You didn't have hair

732
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.159
maybe the pipe man could hug it.

733
00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:40.079
You know, you know what it is? What else there

734
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:44.119
is for the whole week? Just to like bring things

735
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:48.039
up a notch. This week is National CPR and a

736
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:49.599
ED Awareness Week.

737
00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:54.280
I U D Awareness, c h R and a D.

738
00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:57.000
How do you use an I U D A way?

739
00:45:57.079 --> 00:45:59.280
They don't even know how it works, like literally, that's

740
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:01.320
what they taught me. And Sex said, like, we don't

741
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:04.400
have no idea how it works. It just works. Like

742
00:46:04.519 --> 00:46:07.079
I'm not putting something in my body that works, just

743
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:11.760
that I don't know how it worked. Oh that's why

744
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:14.000
it hurt so bad when I was putting it in.

745
00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:19.400
Oh my god, it was like it was torture. I'm

746
00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.599
pretty sure but I didn't get her pregnant. I didn't

747
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:34.000
get her pregnant. It worked, Okay, Okay, So the pipe

748
00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:36.679
Man Radio tour got back from Punk Rock Bowling. Oh

749
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:42.159
my god, I I think, except for I did go

750
00:46:42.199 --> 00:46:44.599
out to dinner last night, but I think today's the

751
00:46:44.599 --> 00:46:47.760
first day I like literally left the house except for

752
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:51.920
a walk since I got back from Punk Rock Bowling.

753
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:56.760
Because it was two months of NonStop festivals and conferences,

754
00:46:57.199 --> 00:47:01.519
so it was time for some pipe down time. You

755
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:09.280
like that, rebel like that? And uh, well, and you

756
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.559
know what, I just figured out. We're almost forty eight

757
00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:16.360
minutes in and Nicole didn't come in yet, so well,

758
00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:18.760
we have to get to spend the last two minutes

759
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:24.519
making fun of her. No, okay, it's here, you get

760
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:27.679
first DIBs, rebel. What if you were to say one

761
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:30.440
thing that would make fun of her, what would it be?

762
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:32.400
I am not going to do that.

763
00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:39.960
You will do it. And it's not even a discussion.

764
00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:44.719
Okay, while she's laughing, let's not make fun of Nicole.

765
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:49.199
Let's go ahead and turn it around on her. Tell

766
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:53.280
me that she doesn't look like her. Who's that rebel?

767
00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:55.119
Can you smile for us?

768
00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:59.039
That is who rebel is. Look at that? Oh my god,

769
00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:06.760
I remember it. Man, It's uncanny. Okay, I need a

770
00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:09.559
vote from you guys. I need a vote from you guys.

771
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:11.400
And Wan's got a better vote because he saw it

772
00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:16.360
in person and made a comment. All right, So my

773
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:20.480
hair's fading and it's got like now light purple and

774
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:23.599
pink and blue, but it's and then the grays coming in.

775
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:29.639
So before I leave for the UK and Europe and Africa,

776
00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:34.599
should I go to Bella and go back to the

777
00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:38.280
blonde and refresh or should I just let it stay

778
00:48:38.400 --> 00:48:40.639
like this till I get back from there.

779
00:48:41.920 --> 00:48:44.719
Maybe you should try going full silver fox?

780
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:51.480
No, you know the beard. No, no, I'm telling you. Okay,

781
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:54.000
here's what's funny. When I used to get my hairs

782
00:48:54.119 --> 00:48:57.719
done that vision here in the in the place, one

783
00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:00.639
time she said to me, maybe you should just you'd

784
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:02.960
probably look good if you just let it go to gray.

785
00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:07.519
And I'm like, no, I don't, and I'll prove it

786
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:12.119
to you. And I did. I let it go, and

787
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:14.880
I went in there and she's and every female in

788
00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:17.960
that whole salon was like, oh, yeah, you're right, Well.

789
00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:22.280
That's like your natural gray. But I'm talking about dyeing

790
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:24.039
it a certain type of silver.

791
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:27.320
Kinda looks like that now from the purple though, like

792
00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:29.639
some of the parts that look gray up here are

793
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:33.199
not my hair being gray. So it does kind of

794
00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:35.679
have that. I just don't get that whole idea of

795
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:40.599
like young girls dyeing their hair gray, like women in

796
00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:43.920
their whole life fight to not be gray. Why would

797
00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:45.800
you dye it gray? It does kind of look hot

798
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:50.760
sometimes just saying okay, oh and I am going to

799
00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:54.159
I was in contact with I am going to. I

800
00:49:54.159 --> 00:49:56.920
don't know when yet, I am going to be interviewing.

801
00:49:57.000 --> 00:50:02.880
Shut the fuck up girl. Okay, well, okay, I think

802
00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:06.559
she I think she's awesome. Okay, and you know, listen,

803
00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:10.079
I just think her creativity it's just so funny as shit.

804
00:50:11.280 --> 00:50:16.280
But she's gonna be at Warp Tour, which I'm probably

805
00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:19.880
gonna be covering, So we had some discussion. I'll probably

806
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.960
I'm a interview or at Warp Tour. We'll see. But

807
00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:25.800
we have a lot of great interviews from Punk Rock Bowling.

808
00:50:26.679 --> 00:50:29.519
Go check it out. Go to the Adventures of Pipeman

809
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:32.199
dot com, or go to iHeart and look for the

810
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:35.719
Adventures of Pipe Man or anywhere you listen to podcasts,

811
00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:38.480
and you can hear all the interviews from Welcome to Rockville,

812
00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:43.480
all the interviews from Punk Rock Bowling. There's like there's

813
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:46.679
like fifty million of them. Now. There were twenty six

814
00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:51.719
at Welcome to Rockville and there were seven at Punk

815
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:53.840
Rock Bowling because Punk Rock Bowling is a different kind

816
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:56.719
of vibe, Like it's not a sit in the media

817
00:50:56.840 --> 00:51:01.920
area like I was doing interviews in weird places. But

818
00:51:02.039 --> 00:51:05.280
that's something I can talk about on there. And then

819
00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:08.400
we already have a bunch of interviews lined up for

820
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:13.840
download and hell Fest, and it's very, very exciting. It's

821
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:17.880
going to be a great June. We'll come back from

822
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:20.199
that all have a little downtime, then there'll be warped

823
00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:24.400
to our long beach and incarceration, and then we'll be

824
00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:27.480
back to the UK in August for Bloodstock and maybe more.

825
00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:30.840
And I'm waiting to see I might cover Resurrection Fest,

826
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:34.280
but I haven't got approval or a turndown yet, so

827
00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:39.239
we'll see about that. And we're still doing ticket giveaways. People.

828
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:45.280
You can win tickets to Louder to Life or Aftershock.

829
00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:48.159
All you have to do is DM me on any

830
00:51:48.199 --> 00:51:52.079
of my socials and tell me whether you think Rebel

831
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:59.360
is a blay girl or non binary. Don't tell them, Rebel.

832
00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:06.320
If you get it right, you don't win the tickets.

833
00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:08.760
The only way you win the tickets is if you

834
00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:14.239
get it wrong, and then you're entered into win. So

835
00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:17.679
send me all your wrong answers and you will have

836
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:20.440
a chance to win. I mean, look at that. It's

837
00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:21.960
a face only a mother could love.

838
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:23.840
Not even that.

839
00:52:25.519 --> 00:52:32.519
Oh she didn't love you either. Well, I'm sorry, Rebel.

840
00:52:33.840 --> 00:52:36.320
There should be at least one person on the earth

841
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:42.760
that loves you. But apparent leader's not wrong. We love

842
00:52:42.840 --> 00:52:45.440
you here at the Adventures of pipe Man Rebel and

843
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:50.400
that W four C Y Radio we love you. I

844
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:52.639
mean I might say something different when I get off

845
00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:56.199
the show, but for the show, we love you, and

846
00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.280
any final words about loving Rebel one.

847
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:02.639
Nope. I think we're gonna leave it there.

848
00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:07.360
Okay, Well, then you know what. Tune in again more

849
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:11.480
times one o'clock pm Eastern time, W four C Y Radio.

850
00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:15.639
We will have our more racial Monday. Monday. Positively, pipemin

851
00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.360
you're gonna want to tune in for that, and we're

852
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:23.519
gonna have more next week, So check it out, check

853
00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:29.039
out the podcast and roll it one with wats the

854
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:41.360
Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on

855
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:44.800
w for CUI Radio.