Next Stop on The Pipeman Radio Tour Across The Pond for Download & Hellfest

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures. You'll find me out before see why I comvis Pontings's number foe internet radio station. Here's your host, the Man. Here's your host, the pipe Man. I'm here here in the studio for the Adventures of Pipe Man, and I can hear that wan One's in the other room. He's going to come on in second. But I'm hearing me in my earbuds, and now no longer am I hearing it and echoing through the wall, and so yeah, that was annoying as hell. No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't that annoying. What's more annoying is bringing my pipe nuts on.

1:29 So let's bring them on, because especially that one from Louisiana that sleeps with the swamp monsters. I couldn't agree more. Oh my god, she looks like one of the swamp monsters today. Right, that's what happens. Did you did you lose your brush in in the bayou or something? No, my hair's brushed. And are you using permanent marker on your eyes or yeah? Okay painting? Might you just get like an eyeliner tattoo or something? Do you want needles going that close to your eyeballs?

2:10 I sure don't. Well I did have that happen recently. Okay, so it was not fun at all. I can say that. But you know, I don't know what you Louisiana people are like, you may like that. No, not nothing on my eyeballs. No. So what character are you supposed to be today? What? Nut? Okay? Because you do play characters on the show, So I do you know? Okay, so studio nut? Yes, character do you think Rebel is today?

2:53 Oh? I don't know her name, but you know that one dementor from Harry Potter. Oh, I think I know who you're talking about, the old one, right, Yeah, look at that? Are you are you? Are you sipping out of a Blake Shelton type of cup or is that just water? That's see. This year? This is this is tequila and that will be finished by the end of the show. I'm just kidding.

3:34 I wouldn't drink tequila for the show because then then I would probably just be normal. Hmm. Maybe anything's possible. So should I start with the good stuff? Or should I start with the pipe peeves? Let's start with the pipe peeve? Okay, so the pipe peeves are a few things today. Two are peeves and one one as I and I told you so. We'll call it the How should we call it the pipe so? Or pipe told you so? Pipe? I don't know. That's not think about that one. That's not gonna work. But anyway, So, like, what the hell is the world that we're living in that people think Hamas is their friend. Hamas has never ever been your friend and never will be your friend. The people that are rooting for Hamas are exactly the people that Hamas wants to take away from the earth. Okay, and you know, yeah, the infidels do you think Amas really is pro LGBTQ.

4:47 By the way, just say it because a lot of the LGBTQ are and sometimes are like, you know, pro Hamas because they're misunderstood this and I'm not saying it a bad way. I've read this on posts on social media that Hamas is misunderstood and that we're not you know, we're categorizing them wrong. And wait, wait, wait wait. These these are the same people who want to eliminate Americans, all of. Them Americans, Israelis, Jews, and anybody that is not a Muslim straight their own you know, biological or cysts. You know, they would get rid of everybody on the earth that is should be loved and for who they are.

5:47 Can I just say one thing? No, you can say two, but not one. I am like at this moment right now, like I am so glad I have dual citizenship because I can tell them all I'm not American, I am Mexican. They don't have beef with us. Yeah, well you know what else too? There you should have a beef right now because Resident Rump is trying to kick out all of the Hispanics, the legal ones, everybody that vote. Wait that voted for him. There's people right now getting deported that voted for him. That there's pictures of these people holding up big banners, like, do you not get it? I don't understand why people don't get And people think I'm the one that's nuts.

6:41 Okay, Mike, I thought we were the nuts. Yeah, yeah, you're you're you're the low hanging nuts. By the way, I figured out how to make it work. I put it in the private chat, the pipe itis. I T y s, I t y s. I told you. So there it is. I love it. I love it. And Okay, so it's just ridiculousness. Okay, like what world did am I in? Now that we are pro terrorism? I'm flabbergasted. Okay, and let me just clue people in. Okay, I'm gonna get hate for this. I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna get hate for this. But I just saw a thing last night, the leader of Jordan talking about the Palestinian state.

7:39 You know what he said, I'm stupid, obviously. No, not stupid. First of all, he no, he said the truth. You have to watch his video because he named every period of time of that area of Gaza, who has been the owner of it. If you study actual history and not just Gazza, the whole area of Israel, the whole area of Israel, okay, including the Gaza Strip has never ever in history been considered a Palestinian state ever. Ever, so when people are saying give them back their state, they've never had one in history. They have been wanderers, they have been gypsies. And that's why other countries won't take their refugees right now, because they've done this in all the surrounding countries, including they're not even welcome in their own country. Do you know which country is primarily a Palestinian country? And it's not Israel?

8:51 Palestine? No, there is no Palestine country. I don't know, well, I know it's not Mexico. Are you are you sure one? No? Okay, we have tackles in Taco Tuesday and Tequila. It cannot be up. We'll talk about Taco Tuesday in the second Okay, Okay, don't get ahead of yourself. Okay, but it's uh, it is. Are you ready for it? Jordan? The guy that was talking about him. The most Palestinians in the whole world are in Jordan. They don't even want that's their real home, and they don't even want them there. They got kicked some of them got kicked out of there, the infidels. Now, let me just say something. I'm a Jew, and my heart goes out to any innocent Palestinian Palestinian family. Everything that's going on, it is absolutely sickening to be but I am not pro Homas, who is putting them in that position. I'm also not pro the fact that they voted for Homas. Okay. So, and second of all, there's this and the the person from Jordan was giving this

10:21 information of what you can call it about the term free Palestine. Like most of the people screaming at he was saying he's saying it, I'm not saying it. He was saying it, are saying free Palestine. Uh, don't even understand where that term came from and what it's about. And it has nothing to do with this conflict right now. It's always been term. It's for propaganda, it's for division, and it's for you know, it's about hatred. It's not about it's not about what you think it's about. Okay, how and this last I'm going to talk about it, Okay, But how about how come nobody, but nobody, And somebody made a comment to me on this when I say on social media, it's with such a never mind. But how come no way screaming to release the hostages? I mean, Israel had a music festival, had nothing to do with military or anything else, with only civilians. That was attacked on October seventh, the infamous October seventh, infamous, And there are hostages that they still have. People that my daughter knows, like because she went on trip to Israel before that happened.

11:47 People that she knows that she was on that trip with are hostages right now. The kibbutz she stayed on was bombed. A kibbutz. It's not a military place. That's supposed to be it. Israel not have to right? Does Israel not have the right to defend themselves? You know, the narrative is so twisted. But the thing is, how come nobody's screaming free to hostages. You could say free Palestine and say free hostages too. If you're really caring about human beings. You can be against the Israeli government. You could be against the US government, you could be against any government. I'm cool with that, but don't be against the people, especially the people that are not either related, because Jews like myself are getting hate all around the world. I am going to do coverage at a music festival in the UK next month, and the UK is an unsafe place for me, an American Jew. I can't even imagine that in my lifetime.

12:56 And then I'm going to another place, Morocco also probably not a safe place for Jew to go, but I'm going anyway. Okay. But I'm here to tell you that we just need to love everybody. We need to stop all the hate. We need to stop all the division. It's all the powers that beat are doing to us, and it's going to take us all down. Okay. And maybe instead of reading reading clickbait hotline and click bait headlines, why don't you read actual history books or or actual recorded proven facts, because the fact is you people that are also very religious, well, then read your Bible because the land of Israel was given to the Jews by God.

13:59 If you belie, leave that. And I'm saying that because there are a lot of hardcore Christians that are the ones that are against the Jews right now, read that. Now, this doesn't mean I like what's going on doesn't mean I like. I don't like war at all. It's stupid. It's all about power and money and possessions. There should be no war at all. But you know what, if somebody comes and knocks on my house, I'm gonna blow their house down. You know. Listen, I learned a young age.

14:40 I taught my kids, don't hit somebody in your unless you're prepared to get hit back. And that's a pretty good rule, you know. Yay, it's backed by science. Every action has an equal or greater reaction. There you go. So let's talk about Taco Tuesday, even though it's Wednesday, Taco Newsday as. A whole new meaning. Now let's ask let's ask somebody from the South, because we know they get different news than we do. Okay, and we might have our resident Canadian coming in later and she does get different news. Like I forwarded her some news going back to the Jew thing. There was somebody speaking in Canadian Parliament that was speaking about the anti Jew stuff in Canada, and I praise him because he made so much sense, and he did this whole speech.

15:36 I forwarded it to her. She could not view it because you know that government, you know, we talk about free countries and stuff that comfort censors the news. We talk about censory it like literally, she can't see Canadian news when she's in Canada. Just about to ask that, didn't you say he was in the parliament. Yeah? Yeah, and they can't say their own. She clicked on the link, I said, and this cannot be viewed in your area. Yeah, we'll let her talk about when she comes on, but let's ask the South.

16:19 Hold on, let me cough for a second. I know you're immute at yourself, but I could hear in the background. It sounded good. Right, that was pretty good pretending cough right. Oh yeah, okay, so, rebel, can you tell me why Taco Tuesday has a whole new meaning nowadays? Nope, we don't get to see that kind of stuff in the South. See proven about that education history. They just scream a whole bunch of shit, but they don't even know what's going on half the time. How about Okay, so our resident Mexican probably knows more about America than than the South does. So let's hear if you know what Taco Tuesdays meaning is all about?

17:05 Now, well, it's it's actually an acronym. Now that it stands for Trump always chicken. No, not Trump Rum. Say it again, say it again, Rump always chickens out. Yeah, you didn't know that, rebel. Yeah, that's the It's all over the internet, man, I keep getting pictures of tacos Rum's face in it. Okay, so so yeah, it's it's the new acronym. What he said, like because of the tariffs, because he's like, we're real strong with the tariffs. Oh and I'm not going to negotiate him blah blah blah.

17:48 And he has chicken out of every single tariff so far. That's the joke about it. I also want to say that for people that don't though it's an acronym, I get it. Drump always chickens out eac Oh, they don't learn how to spell at Louisiana. One just saying. Chicken and tacos. Chicken doesn't normally go into tacos. It goes into cases. Wait wait wait, wait wait a minute, wait a minute, now you're really now you really made it worse, okay, rebel, Like I eat chicken tacos all the time. It's mainly what the type of taco I eat?

18:31 Yeah, And second one, that's not the type of chicken they were talking about. Oh my god, Rebel, we have to explain everything to you from on before the show. You know what, I think we should just deport all of Louisiana. Forget everybody else we can do. You know, we just support the whole state of Louisiana and Texas too. I'll throw that one in the problem there. The problem there is where we want. We don't want Texas. You know, it's funny. I wonder if she's listening to because this is gonna be pretty funny. Okay. So I was going to punk rock bowling in Vegas and this friend of mine she was going to Texas for a girl's trip. And I'm like, the fuck kind trip is that? Like, like, I've never my whole life girls go a girl's trip. Hey, let's go Texas. Okay.

19:27 They were trying to pick up some cowboys. I don't know what they were doing, but okay, she had never been She had never been to Texas. So when she came back, she's like, oh, I see what you mean. Like if I woke up and worry I wanted to go someplace, this is probably the last places I would go. Okay, Like it's not a vacation spot. You know, there may be there may be some places. There may be some places, but like she went to Houston. In like, if you're gonna go to Texas, you have to go for the ranch experience. There's nothing good in Houston. Okay. My thing on wait wait thing one used to live in Houston selling you know, cable before we met, and she hated it so bad.

20:20 She loved Dallas, but she hated Houston, Okay, And like I used to I used to think one thing was cool, cool in Houston, But now I know there's nothing cool in Houston. Huh Whitney, No, no, no, no, you have to think back. You have to think back back before I was born. Or no, no, no, out last year. You'll figure it out. But seriously, I've never liked Houston. H Dallas is okay, Austin is okay, but they call it the live capital, and I still think Nashville is way cooler than Austin. I'm just saying I think it should be the live capital. Just saying you had to Actually, I'd actually like fine places for live music Nashville. You just when you're taking when you're taking a piss there's live music, it doesn't matter what you're doing. Absolutely, have you ever taken piss when there was live music? Rebel? No, you never took a piss at Marti Gras?

21:30 No, God, no where would you go? Just piss on somebody else, some yankee. That some yankee that shows up to Marti Gras. He'll probably give you beats for that. Thank you. I think, hey, uh Lon, you need to hook this up. I think next month Marti Gras, uh it should be rebel hanging out with Melanie and David for Marti Gras. We're gonna make it happen. I hope you like wine. I do not. I'm sorry, I do not like wine. Can you not drink and go to Marti Gras? That's like sacrilegious, is it? It Isn't it a requirement for Mardi Gras.

22:14 No, it's never a requirement to drink. Okay, No, that's not true. Okay, okay, just look at your Bible, rebel. You're in the Bible belt. You don't even know your scripture, okay. Nowhere near the Bible belt. Okay, you know you know Passover, Okay, where the Jews were freed from slavery and fled from the Egypt. From Egypt, in the Passover Sator, we are commanded to drink four glasses of wine during that sator when you're in temple every week. We don't drink the blood of Christ because that's stupid, because it's not really his blood. He's dead.

23:01 There's no blood. Okay, we drink wine. That's where it came from. Except oh, the Christians don't want to drink wine during church because that would be sacrilegious. Let's just no. They do drink it, but they have to call it the blood of Christ. No, the Catholics drink the wine. I think other religions use grape juice in its place. Well, regardless, it is required. It's in the Bible. It says it in the Bible. It says in the Bible to drink the wine multiple times. Multiple times it says. It, I'm not drinking wine.

23:43 See. But the question here is, how would it be different, Uh, the wine, the way the wine was made back then to how it is made now. Back then? Back then? Well, see like in order to get the kind of wine that was made back then, you'd have to go to in prison. Oh it is that where make it? Yeah? You have to take your shirt off. Yeah, where they make the wine and the toilet bowl. You know about that, right, yep? You didn't know about that, rebels wine in prison in the toilet bowl. Didn't you see the movie that had it? Then it's true too, it's true. Okay, what are the rules for that?

24:29 Like, no one uses the toilet for the next twenty four hours before wine making conmences, or like, how does that? Does it really matter? Is the rule for that? Or does it really matter? Like you know, I mean, I think you can't jerk off in the toilet, but the urine might give it a little better taste. I don't know. I think it's the ammonia that adds the nutrients. Right. Oh, it's so sick. Don't do this at home? Why not? Okay? So well, listen, there's people right now as we're speaking that are at a prison right where incarceration is where the pipe man will be in July, that are drinking wine out of their toilet as we're speaking right now.

25:22 Wait a minute, that is not an actual functioning prison anymore. Though they have. The new prison is right next to it. In fact, a lot of times where I've been there I've seen the inmates out in the prison yard and I always say this to the arts. I'm like, how cool is it You're like Johnny Cash playing for the prisoners, because there are prisoners out in the yard listening to the festival. But in the the place, in fact, it is no longer function. I'm saying, it's right next to it. Like in other words, when you do the tour of Shawshank Prison, there's a window upstairs and there's a sign right next to the window that if you take a picture, you're going to jail, and it's a felony five years in prison. Why because you're probably taking a picture of the escape route for to help people escape from the prison. And that's right there.

26:13 They just didn't renovate this prison and built a new one and left this one haunted, and it is haunted by the way for real. Yep. In fact, I was told by a music artist that he was filming a video in like the room that was considered like the torture room when it was open, when the prison was open, and he came out of that room with scratches all over his upper body, like not just scratch, like bleeding scratches. The house female inmates in there. I don't think so what men can't scratch two or yeah.

26:57 But it would be more fun, you know if it was. You know, he didn't say, you know, I think that you're thinking of kinky. It would be more kinky if there was a phone us. Of course, what Rebel would think about. I mean, come on, okay, so what else do we have to talk about. Let's get the days out of the way. Okay, So I'm just going to tell you, Rebel, you can talk about the days. Okay, but oh wait, before we talk about the days, what the fuck is the I told you so about? You guys know what I told you so about is today? No? But please, can you tell us I said a mile back that you watch Elon and Rump are not going to be friends for long. There's going to be too much competition. There's too much distoteron there and there, and it's happening. I told you so you know about the news, Rebel.

27:56 Let's see what else they don't know in Louisiana. It's not that of Louisiana doesn't know this. It's that I particularly probably don't know. I think you are representative of the whole state. Of Louisiana. Whatever. You don't know, they don't know either. That is not true. But are you saying they're all smarter than you? I am saying that I am not focusing on I don't do politics, religion, or me, so therefore, but I can't. Wait wait wait wait, you don't do politics, religion, or you is what you said. That's what I said. Okay, So why is it you don't masturbate. Because that's just why would you do?

28:36 I do it myself when I got out of people to do it. That's a lot because it's a lot less work and you can go right back to doing what you're doing, like playing that in football or something. Why how is it a lot less work? Wait a minute, If I got to do everything, then why do I need somebody? Is because you know what to do. It's quicker. It's just like, okay, I'm playing that in football. It's halftime. I take like two minutes. It's I go to the bathroom, I take care of business, come back and finish the. Gain two minutes. It's all needs. Anything else is just a lot of extra work. Yeah, well, I do enough stuff. I ain't doing that.

29:16 You do realize you do realize that when guys are taking a long time with you, it's only for two reasons. It's either a you're not really turning them on, or b that they have to do it for you because if it were up to them, they would just finish in two minutes, Like we have to hold back for you people because it take so long. Well, you know, why rush it? Because there's other things to do in life, and maybe you want to do it again, and. You're doing it wrong. I don't know doing what you're doing. While you're doing it. After a period of time, it just becomes boring. Okay, you're definitely doing it wrong. What would be the right What would be the right way?

30:02 It depends. Every time should be like the first time, so it's. Good luck with that. Good luck with every time should be like the first and the first time is always super awkward. You don't want awkwardness for the rest of your life. I know, right, Wait, it's awkward because you don't know what you're doing. Not the first time you ever had sex, the first time you ever had sex with that person. Why, I'm probably not the best time. Sometimes it's the best time, but most of the time, but it's still like enough, you're not comfortable with each other yet? Ah? Well, wait a minute, that's the problem. So you're always comfortable with whoever? Should you? Rebel is? What if somebody offered to peg you the first time? Is that what you want every time?

30:47 Ew? Then I wouldn't even be involved. That's the wrong, wrong thing to say to me. No, that's exit a what size is your strap on? Oh? What what size is your rap on? I don't one of those? How about do you use toys at all? No? See what is wrong with you? You say that you're this sexual being, But lots of women, even if they're with somebody, they want a toy too. Imagine if you could have the real thing and a toy in at the same time. Okay, oh my god, how does that fit?

31:29 Well? It's not going in your buttthole? Okay, something fake at the same time when the real one is barely fit? Well, because a guy's not going to want to do it with another guy and a real one. That would be not for straight people. No, No, let's get back to and his you know soon for I. Have a question though about it. And this is a serious question though. Okay, if you're in threesome like every guy wants a threesome with two women and that's stupid anyway, Keep that a fancy because it's really not all it's cracked up to be. I'm just saying, and if you do it right, No, it's not from experience. I'm a guy, you're not a guy, Okay. Usually if the female you're with agrees to a threesome, it's because they're into women too, and they're probably into the woman more than you. Okay, Rebel, that's not the case.

32:26 If a guy wants a threesome with two girls, then it gives one for the you know, one for the top and one for the bottom. That doesn't mean the girl. The one's wanting to strap on and one's not. Is that what? One's sitting on his face and one's sucking his thing. God, what your mouth? There's people forty and the younger listening to forty one. Goodness, somebody forty and younger right there in the middle of us. I know, I'm like smacking the middle of both of you, guys. Okay, So all right, I will see mysel of out. Listen. Let I don't want to be that close store when you talk about this ship. Okay, you think I do.

33:11 Let me ask you a question. Okay, see how can improve my point? Okay, let me ask you a question. One, would you want to have a threesome with another guy and a girl? No? Yeah, most most straight people would not. Why Because something's gonna touch at some point in time. I feel like in that from that perspective, I feel like at some point we're gonna lock eyes and it's just like going to be super awkward. I think what's even more awkward is is if you get the jizz of the person that goes first on your on your thing when you enter second.

33:53 Always be first in line. Apparently, Yeah, of course, of course, which is it is? That's one of my philosophies. Okay, So if you meet a woman you know she has a pass, it's no big deal. But I think the whole idea of XX grosses me out. And the reason I say that is not because of a person. It's because if I was with this person and then I knew they were with somebody else after me, I don't want to go back to it. I have no desire Like I was first and then I become sloppy. Thirds now it's not even seconds.

34:37 I become sloppy thirds okay, but no seriously and all seriously. Or if you choose to look at it this way, your first and third. Yeah, which means the second is connected somehow, somehow I had to interact with the second. Is people do take showers something, well, some less than others. A rebel. I'm just saying, okay, it's not a I mean, let's put it this way. I've been with what I've been with women that said, oh sorry, that's clitty litter.

35:21 And then I'm like, where did that term come up? And then Russ recently it came up on like some show or something that that is really a thing that a lot of people have. Do you know what that isbel? Yes, well I know where it came up. That's where it came up. There was this woman, this European woman that was talking to this American and like saying, you guys are gross. You don't use but days at all, Like that's gross, like clean your figgy and because otherwise, and she start describing that the toilet paper gets stuck stuck up there, that's the clitty litter. Do you do you have?

36:08 Do you have clitti litter? Rebel? No, I didn't call it clear liver. A woman I was with called it that, okay, just saying don't attack me for it. Okay, I'm not talking you, rebel, I'm talking about everybody else listening. No, I didn't make up that term. I did make up at one time the organization clit, but not cloti litter. I don't know. I kind of thing like it speaks more to the quality of toilet paper that you're using. Yes, it does, it is true. But it happens pretty much. That is one of the reasons they use bidets over there, because it truly does clean opposed to toilet paper really doesn't. I mean, have you ever had it one where like you just weren't super careful and then you had to walk around all day and it was uncomfortable on your buttthole? No, okay, and.

37:05 I never don't want to squirt of water going up there. Don't knock it till you try it. That makes it sound not straight. What about if you were able to eat a taco while that was happening. I think I could stomach that. See there you go, Tacos make everything better. I wonder you know when kids have like the like whether they not ring worm, but some kind of worm that's in their buttole. Yeah, I think so. But it's like it's pretty predominantly kids will end up with it because you know, they stick their finger up their butt and stuff.

37:46 Like you're saying all kids do that? Is that? Is that a new thing or all kids. In Louisiana they don't. But oh but seriously, okay, so I don't know. I can't even make that serious never mind. Okay, So, and they call it the mud down south. It's your turn now. But what I have to say is I am not. I am not. I refuse. I will not be participating in Nashville Hug your Cat Day. Why I'm allergic? Do you know that? Yesterday? Are you ready for this? Between being at my daughter's house, who has three cats, and being on tour with the festivals, with all the festival does, yesterday was the first day that I could actually breathe for this year. This year.

38:44 I was texting that to my daughter because I'm allergic to cats. That started there and just compound ever since. Like if you listen to my interviews the past few months, mm hm nows, yeah, because I couldn't really talk, you know, But I still can't talk, but I have to cough, so hold on, I'm getting cough again. One you're enjoying that, oh yeah, like I'm hearing it through the wall. What's funny is next door Sabine is doing acupuncture treatment for somebody. They're hearing that. Oh my god. Imagine when people walking down the hallway are thinking, it's too bad because I.

39:30 Was getting needles in their backs. It's too bad because I was doing interview. I was doing interview earlier and there were kids screaming in the hallway. And that's when I should have done that, because can you imagine if you're a kid in the hallway of this building one and you heard that coming, I went in the doors. In fact, that sounds like something fun to doing the next time I hear kids. Yeah that. There was this one time I was in the studio, but I was in here pretty late. It was probably the ground, like nine o'clock at night, and I heard like some kids running in the hallway and I got to turn off the light on the on the room that faces the hallway and then I'll wait for the steps to get like close to the door. And I banged on the door from the inside.

40:20 I love it. All you hear is just screaming. Y'all need to set up a camera in the hallway. When y'all do that, well they are, there are cameras in the in the hallway, but we don't have access to those feeds. You need to set up when in hallways, just like a ring camera. Yeah, how much time do we have left there? Ten minutes? That's what I thought. I was looking at him like, how did that? I didn't even get to talk about anything yet, Jesus Christ. But okay, so go over the days real quick, because now you're limited on time, rebel. Now I'm limited on time. Well, it's I can barely even see these things. It's your cat day. It's International National Clean Beauty Day.

41:06 Oh darn, and I wore makeup today, Audacity to Hope Day, Global Running Day. You're out of You're pouring the ship at me. You know what's most important is that the Pipe Main radio tour continues next week as I go to the UK for Download Festival, and then I'm gonna between that and the next festival, I have two days off. So what is pipe Man? Do not hangout at not hang out in the UK? Hop on playing to another continent. Why not for two days, so I'll be going in case they didn't teach you this in school. Rebel Morocco's not in Europe or the UK, It's in Africa. Just saying, okay, learned that at Disney. I bet you did. I bet most of your education comes from Disney.

41:54 It does. So. But then one of my favorite festival, hell Fest, Oh my god, that place is so amazing. But how Fest is in Clissan? French? I said Clissan, right, but I didn't say France, right, France? And what is one of the most beloved things in France? Rebels the Eiffel Tower. No, shut up, okay, one, what's one of the most beloved things in France? Those things are beloved to tourists. You dig that, not to French people. Go ahead, one, I would say. The women, well, they are very interesting.

42:39 Is the first year I went to Hellfest, I met this French woman. She didn't speak much English at all, very very little. But what she did say to me and I did understand in English, is she said French women love sex. She whispered it in my ear. I'm like, hey, I'm moving here, and so anyway, you know, and then I could well, I could probably reach the whole country based on my two minute scenario. Okay, so the big thing in France is cheese. They love their cheese and what're the better? Oh yeah, and so today is National Cheese Day, but we can't celebrate because we're not Frands, so we'll have to wait the hell fast to celebrate that. Okay, so you want to see videos of cheese in France.

43:53 Of you eating cheese in France. I'm not a cheese either. I like Montaurow and I like Regard. That's about it. I don't like any other cheese really. Once in a while I may have something, but if it tastes cheesy, it's stinky. I don't like it. And let me tell you something. One of the most disgusting things I ever ate in my life was in Paris. Okay, so are you That was the second most I had to part the Red Sea because I don't believe you know, I did have somebody recently I met on an online dating site that informed me that they have a full bush and I'm like, yeah, there's better ways to floss my teeth nowadays.

44:44 So Bush is not running for office anymore. I mean if you remember that one. You might not, you're too young. But back in the day, like literally the pubic hair would floss your teeth as you were eating, just saying and if you and sometimes they got caught in your throat in case you wanted to save it for later. Like a literal hair ball. Totally. That's why let's just shave all cats and they won't have hair balls. Oh god, okay, oh yeah, there's no International Hug your Cat Day. You didn't have hair maybe the pipe man could hug it.

45:38 You know, you know what it is? What else there is for the whole week? Just to like bring things up a notch. This week is National CPR and a ED Awareness Week. I U D Awareness, c h R and a D. How do you use an I U D A way? They don't even know how it works, like literally, that's what they taught me. And Sex said, like, we don't have no idea how it works. It just works. Like I'm not putting something in my body that works, just that I don't know how it worked. Oh that's why it hurt so bad when I was putting it in. Oh my god, it was like it was torture. I'm pretty sure but I didn't get her pregnant. I didn't get her pregnant. It worked, Okay, Okay, So the pipe Man Radio tour got back from Punk Rock Bowling. Oh my god, I I think, except for I did go out to dinner last night, but I think today's the first day I like literally left the house except for a walk since I got back from Punk Rock Bowling.

46:51 Because it was two months of NonStop festivals and conferences, so it was time for some pipe down time. You like that, rebel like that? And uh, well, and you know what, I just figured out. We're almost forty eight minutes in and Nicole didn't come in yet, so well, we have to get to spend the last two minutes making fun of her. No, okay, it's here, you get first DIBs, rebel. What if you were to say one thing that would make fun of her, what would it be? I am not going to do that.

47:33 You will do it. And it's not even a discussion. Okay, while she's laughing, let's not make fun of Nicole. Let's go ahead and turn it around on her. Tell me that she doesn't look like her. Who's that rebel? Can you smile for us? That is who rebel is. Look at that? Oh my god, I remember it. Man, It's uncanny. Okay, I need a vote from you guys. I need a vote from you guys. And Wan's got a better vote because he saw it in person and made a comment. All right, So my hair's fading and it's got like now light purple and pink and blue, but it's and then the grays coming in.

48:24 So before I leave for the UK and Europe and Africa, should I go to Bella and go back to the blonde and refresh or should I just let it stay like this till I get back from there. Maybe you should try going full silver fox? No, you know the beard. No, no, I'm telling you. Okay, here's what's funny. When I used to get my hairs done that vision here in the in the place, one time she said to me, maybe you should just you'd probably look good if you just let it go to gray. And I'm like, no, I don't, and I'll prove it to you. And I did. I let it go, and I went in there and she's and every female in that whole salon was like, oh, yeah, you're right, Well.

49:18 That's like your natural gray. But I'm talking about dyeing it a certain type of silver. Kinda looks like that now from the purple though, like some of the parts that look gray up here are not my hair being gray. So it does kind of have that. I just don't get that whole idea of like young girls dyeing their hair gray, like women in their whole life fight to not be gray. Why would you dye it gray? It does kind of look hot sometimes just saying okay, oh and I am going to I was in contact with I am going to. I don't know when yet, I am going to be interviewing. Shut the fuck up girl. Okay, well, okay, I think she I think she's awesome. Okay, and you know, listen, I just think her creativity it's just so funny as shit.

50:11 But she's gonna be at Warp Tour, which I'm probably gonna be covering, So we had some discussion. I'll probably I'm a interview or at Warp Tour. We'll see. But we have a lot of great interviews from Punk Rock Bowling. Go check it out. Go to the Adventures of Pipeman dot com, or go to iHeart and look for the Adventures of Pipe Man or anywhere you listen to podcasts, and you can hear all the interviews from Welcome to Rockville, all the interviews from Punk Rock Bowling. There's like there's like fifty million of them. Now. There were twenty six at Welcome to Rockville and there were seven at Punk Rock Bowling because Punk Rock Bowling is a different kind of vibe, Like it's not a sit in the media area like I was doing interviews in weird places. But that's something I can talk about on there. And then we already have a bunch of interviews lined up for download and hell Fest, and it's very, very exciting. It's going to be a great June. We'll come back from that all have a little downtime, then there'll be warped to our long beach and incarceration, and then we'll be back to the UK in August for Bloodstock and maybe more.

51:27 And I'm waiting to see I might cover Resurrection Fest, but I haven't got approval or a turndown yet, so we'll see about that. And we're still doing ticket giveaways. People. You can win tickets to Louder to Life or Aftershock. All you have to do is DM me on any of my socials and tell me whether you think Rebel is a blay girl or non binary. Don't tell them, Rebel. If you get it right, you don't win the tickets. The only way you win the tickets is if you get it wrong, and then you're entered into win. So send me all your wrong answers and you will have a chance to win. I mean, look at that. It's a face only a mother could love.

52:23 Not even that. Oh she didn't love you either. Well, I'm sorry, Rebel. There should be at least one person on the earth that loves you. But apparent leader's not wrong. We love you here at the Adventures of pipe Man Rebel and that W four C Y Radio we love you. I mean I might say something different when I get off the show, but for the show, we love you, and any final words about loving Rebel one. Nope. I think we're gonna leave it there.

53:04 Okay, Well, then you know what. Tune in again more times one o'clock pm Eastern time, W four C Y Radio. We will have our more racial Monday. Monday. Positively, pipemin you're gonna want to tune in for that, and we're gonna have more next week, So check it out, check out the podcast and roll it one with wats the Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pipemin on w for CUI Radio.