Passover is over & The 2024 PipemanRadio Tour Starts with South Florida' Own SunFest

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0:51 So fipe Man. I'll tell you for see White I com list ponkas's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the vipe Man. Yo. Here, I am right here on the Adventures Pipe Man W four c Y Radio and I am in the Wellington studio and we are about I'll have to tell you a little bit after we introduce the pipe nuts. But oh my god, what a hairy past couple of days it was. I almost didn't go live again, but here I am. So let's bring on the pipe nuts, yo, pipe Man. How's it going? Oh my god, you would you don't want to know. I do definitely want to know.

1:38 Okay. So first of all, yesterday, like I'm I co hosts this other show that is on our women's network. Pipe Man doesn't. Pipe Man's there only in name, not in spirit. It's it's it's Dean really on that show. Okay, But they know better than one that one. So and it was the first show at a new season. And and I wake up in the morning, I grab my computer and sparks are flying off the power cord. Yeah. And so it turns out somehow it just like separated right from the where you plug it in, so you can't even splice it like in the old days. These these people in this century don't know about this. But back in the old days, when stuff like that happened, you grab some electrical tape, you cut the wire, and you resplice it, which I did try to do. You might not want to tell people this kind of stuff because they're going to be screwing things up and people are gonna be no, no, I still do not try this at home.

2:50 No, Yeah, you can try it, just try it on your own risk. Exactly. People of our century know how to do it, but people what do you want hearing this? Don't do it now, we'll know you. Here's here's some proof right here. One, have you ever drank water out of a garden hose? Yes, oh my god, he's not a true millennial. Then it was always hot too, like it was you never got to the cold water for some reason. But we loved it. See gen X kids, we loved it. It's like because our parents didn't give us water ever, Like there were it went this whole thing of drinking water, and there was no such thing as going to buy in a bottle of water, okay, Like it was a to fascet or nothing, okay, And and usually it was nothing. So it was like a treat.

3:44 You would be outside, you weren't allowed to go home, and you were thirsty, and it was hot as hell, and you drank from the garden hose, and then you swam in the garden hose. Like the garden hose was the multi purpose toy for gen xers. Okay, Like, there isn't anything you couldn't do with a garden hose. If you put your thumb on top of it at the right angle, he becomes a sprinkler, that's right. See, so I'm thinking about something. Hold on, while we were all out drinking out of the host because they didn't want us to go home, what was the parent that was at home doing that. We couldn't go up drugs, drugs, swimmer swinger parties like I'm telling you that, listen.

4:28 That's what was back then. Gen Xers were left like we were the feral kids, left out there just to our own devices, and we had to be the parents to our parents, okay, because it's like it's like, no, Dad, I'm not going in the car with you. You're too drunk. Okay. It's like, don't be a whoosy Okay, just get in the car. Yeah. Or you know, so many things like that, or tripping off, or people having sex when you you wake up in the middle of night and have to go to the bathroom m hm, you know, yeah, stuff like that. My therapist doesn't even know.

5:08 My therapist doesn't even know about that. My therapist doesn't even know about that because I don't even have a I don't even have a therapist. That's why I'm not gonna tell you. You think I'm gonna tell a therapist and the stuff like this so they can put it on my record. Okay, you can do the same theme with a with a bartender and it will cost you a lot less. Well, you should see what you can do with a stripper, but it doesn't cost you less. I think. Was my first boyfriend tell us about that? I yeah, but I want to hear about it for that. Yeah, I want to hear about it though, Like, tell me the story of you in the garden hose. Was this like a family garden halls or this is like a new Doctor Seuss book. Rachel Rachel does to garden hose and you're like, right, and you're like spraying e shitter and you're like and then like it hits something somewhere like this and it hits the right spot and you're like, oh, do that you do because you're like a little and you just somewhere along the way I think that you know anyway from yard now? Happy your voice there for a second, like you lost your voice? I did? Yeah? Was it just me?

6:29 Was it just me? Or did everybody notice that she went somewhere? Where did I go? Okay? It was that memory from childhood and the hose. Yeah, so back to the garden hose. Okay, So then I tried to fix it, you know, with some red neck tape that didn't work. Uh so I had to actually literally well and I feel like, I like, how he's a redneck? Well it did couldn't be Jewish tape. No Jews would just go buy another one. And that's what I did. You know, So that I was like, okay, which store is closest to me and so rich Jewish men, I went and bought.

7:10 You know, I bought a chord. It's not the exact cord, but here's that. This is how Jews work. Okay, you ready, I men to tell you how Jews were. I bought the cord because I needed it immediately to do this show. Okay, But I also knew that I was covered under warranty for my cord for my computer. So then I went I asked them when I was at at the place I bought the cord, I'm like, can I return this? And they're like, you have fourteen days? I'm like, no matter what, no matter what, Okay. Cool. So my plan is, I'm I'm going to drive home, I'm going to call Lenovo. I'm gonna get my warranty covered. As soon as the warrant thing gets chipped to me, which is the actual chord. Then I'll return to the fake cord that I bought, and you know that's how you do it. I wish my vibrator had a fourteen I know, right, you could just get a new one every fourteen days, caring it.

8:05 I've come back. Hey, I think right since I bought it, but it's slipping broken. The Pink Panther that brings back such memories because I remember my favorite childhood birthday party was a Pink Panther movie in the movie theater. I was laughing the whole time. I don't even remember what I was laughing to this day. So we love talking about Jewish. We love you Pink Panther. We love you Pink Panther because Pink Panther loves us all. How did everything, mister Jewish pipe man spins past? So far? We're going to talk about that. I'm glad you asked, but let's talk about today because today. Okay, So the pipe Man's when I was in Costa Rica running from the Feds, the feder rallies. Okay, so one of them grabbed one of my teeth, like while I was running, and what are your what my teeth and the the the bonding. I had a bonding on that teeth and and so it worked out perfectly. It's like somebody that as a prosthetic, like you grab them and all you do is get All he got was the tooth bonding. So like I had, I had a bonding missing, but they didn't get me. Okay, So now that I'm back full of DNA and everything else continued. Yeah, so now what I had to do is I had to go this warning on the way. First,

9:39 I had to go my storage place and see if I could find another bonding. But I didn't. But you know, whatever going well, I was thinking like it no, yeah, because I would save my time and money going dentistific. You know, like when you were a kid and you had your friend put a string around your baby tooth that wasn't even loose yet because you needed money and you said pull this out. You know, it's kind of the same thing. Okay, and I do have a good story about that, by the way, but you so. But then that didn't work out. There was nothing in storage, so I had to go to a dentists. And the dentists that we go to they used to have a show on our station. Okay. They're the best dentist. They're the best dentist in the whole Milky Way, okay. And I only say the Milky Way because I've never I don't know anybody passed the Milky Way, okay, but I know people in the Milky Way, okay, and so they took care of me. And it happens to be, and that's it happens to be Okay near the studio, Okay. So I call one after I leave there, and I'm like, right right on, put you through. I thought

11:13 this man was drowning. I was like, I'm gonna have to go save him. And he's like he's like, oh what, and I'm like, oh, show, And so yeah, what I was trying to tell him is like, I'm gonna do my show in the studio today, and let's and basically set everything up ahead of time so I can just sit down and do the show. You're infamous there one minute before the show and you talk about maybe I wasn't even set up to do the show, Okay, but I was here before you, rebels, So yes, if you're after me, you're late, that's the but you nuts have to go before the nuts have to test the waters first. Okay. So, so yeah, that's what happened. I had that going on, and then I also like the pipe jeep. Okay, I had to get the pipe jeep fixed. God was on one side. Let me just say that, what do you want to know why God is on one side? I want to know, Okay, So I gotta tell you this funny story that happened. Okay, So I and at first I was kind of pissed at one but being who I am, I don't even know. But being who I am, I'm like, I never react. Like I sit there and I like I wait till

12:46 that that emotion is totally gone, to like figure things out, because sometimes what you do you blame people for things. People out there. It's happening all the time nowadays. They blame people for things because there are a reactionary mode and it turns out had nothing to do with them, you know. So I practice that, okay ninety nine percent of time. There are sometimes that I'll lose my shit and then nothing good happens. I've always lose your shit. You're in a world of lost shit. Listen, you can't even find a freaking email so don't talk to me about lost shit. Okay. So here's what happened when I got back into my jeep from Costa Rica. Now, just so you know, you know, the pipe jeep needed to be taken care of, so Wan took an amazing job of taking care of the pipe jeep while was gone. But then I got in the car and I had just the steering wheel for me because I like the steering wheel way down. Oh, she's like the greatest artist ever, the one that's saying hi to us. My son lasses aren't so I can't even see what that is, Rebel, can you tell me what emoticons they are? Where are the emoticons on that comment? I can't see. I can't bare even see anybody on the show read those. It's Katie Schmidt. Like that part I read. I think it's clapping hens. Oh okay, okay, there is no but we love her. Everybody needs to check out Katie Schmidt because she

14:18 rocks. Yeah, absolutely one hundred. In fact, there's an interview that everybody else to check out. But now I'm sidetracked again. Thanks a lot, Rebel. Okay, So what happened was is I get into the pipe jeep, and I lowered the steering wheel, but I forget to lock it back in place. So I drive all the way home and then all of a sudden, this censor comes on the car says four wheel drive service soon, And I'm like, what theking to you? Okay? And and so and then I noticed, like where shows four wheel drive? Like nothing's lit up? Like I'm not even driving, okay, So I'm not sure.

15:11 I'm not sure if I was driving or not. To be honest, but how can you not be sure if you're driving or not? Well? That because that was that was a couple of weeks ago. Man, Hey, my mic is muted. Why is my mic muted? Or whose Mike's mute? It says, Mike is muted? Oh you know what it is? Yeah, oh yeah, I could. I could double talk to you people if you want me to. But but all right, and we probably won't even get to any of the things we were supposed to talk about today, but that's okay. But we are going to talk about passover. We are going to talk about the picture behind me. But we we'll just finish this story real quick, okay, real quick. Yes, So okay, so where were we rebel will drop you forgot to like the stairwheel, and then you got mad. You know, I want to see if she's paying attention.

16:15 That's we already't know Rachel's we ain't. No, Rachel's not paying attention. She's waiting to talk about passing blood on the door. I put blood on your door and you're still here. So it didn't work. Okay, what happens if the white people are not white but white people? Right? You do know that I'm Jewish, but I'm also white. Okay. I happened to be on my period during passover, so I just took the Maxi pad and I just shoved it on the door. Am I going to be saved? Oh? No, you're dirty from my cousin's baby. No, you're dirty if you're at your period. You can't get saved during your period.

16:56 Oh lord? Anyway, back to the car so we can finish that question. Okay. So then I'm like, well, I'm saying to myself, well, why wouldn't want tell me that something lit up? And then I needed service for something? Because he didn't want you to know. He took the jeep four wheel driving on the beach. That wouldn't have heard it, that wouldn't have heard it, and there are nude beaches here, so that it's quite possible. But uh so, then it turns out it was like that. It was like that. The next day, I'm like fuck, and I'm like, I'm gonna take it for service. And then I hit my elbow on the lever that locks it back in the place, and I'm like, I'm like, what the hell. I'm like, what the hell? And then I look and I'm like oh, and then I and so mind you like, okay, wan, I'll tell you. I didn't listen. Is the first he's hearing about this. And I drove like this for two days before I called up and said, how come you didn't tell me this? I drove for two days. Why because something in my head said, don't say anything. Okay, Well, I was just subconscious telling you. Let's see how far it takes him before he realizes what he actually did. Yeah. So then, okay, here's the irony of all that shit. Okay. So then I just locked the steering wheel back in place, and the four wheel drive stuff lights up, the light to warn me

18:32 goes away, and everything is a happy day. And then happy day and then I park somewhere and when I'm backing out of the parking space, it's not going anywhere, kind of like there was a speed bump or something behind me. Because you know, normally you know your vehicle and you only have you only have to touch a little bit. I literally had to hit the gas really hard to move backward. And then I noticed, like it was like you were riding the break that you break yet exactly, and so you've been doing that. Well, I'm saying, no, that didn't happen long. And then so that turns out there was something wrong, but there it wasn't what I thought was wrong. But it's almost like God during passover because it did happen right before passover. Okay, so this is I got back from Costa Rica. It happened right before passover. I'm about to go to my daughter's for passover because she's making this amazing passover Satyr, and so I want to talk about that too. Then I'm like, I have a flight that I have to catch. So I go to the jeep dealership and they're closing the service area. But they they looked at slightly, but they they didn't really have any mechanics there and it's like, now it's Saturday. Everything's closed, and but I go next door as tire Kingdom, next to the

20:03 Jeep dealership, and I'm like, they're open. So they check it out and they tell me it's the break hoses. Okay. So I'm like, oh, and I can't leave it there. I gotta go to a flight. So I'm like, can I drive this? They're like, I wouldn't if I were you, and so I had to drive home. So I drove home, and I was going to be driving the Fort Lauerdelle airport like five o'clock the next morning. Instead I had to take a uber to a train to the airport. I left my house at like three in the morning for what is literally less than a two hour flight to the Panhandle, left the jeep behind, you know, Like I had driven the jeep in like six months. And this was my first experience coming back to the US when I finally escaped the feder rallies. Okay, this is my experience. Is my Jeep's not working and the guy took my bond to my tooth, so like this is where I am, okay, And I'm like, I should never came back to the US, and so then I come back. It's passover, and I come back and I go get the jeep fix, and then on my way to the dentist to get my tooth fixed, I noticed

21:37 in the email they sent me a Tire Kingdom make sure not to go more than twenty five miles before going back to US and having us check your lug nuts and retorque everything. And I'm like, okay, they should have maybe told me that. And then I'm like, oh, now I have to get up deep so that this morning I had to get up super early go to Tire Kingdom for them tell me, Ah, it's not really a big deal. We just put that on there. You know. It's kind of like the suicide warning on antidepressant drugs. It's not a big deal. We just have to put that there. Okay, this is the first day of Mental Health Month. We'd like to put this PSA out there. If you have any kind of thoughts like that, I'll just need to talk to somebody down nine eight eight. Thank you, Thank you for that. What happened to two one one? That whole story was as painful as watching people show pictures of their kids. I know it. Mental Health month. Yeah, okay, So what's this though, and what's this? Hopefully it's drugs?

22:51 Should we do? Should we do a unpackaging reveal right here on the Adventures of Pipe Man. I agree to it on W four Radio and talk for TV. Uh. I think one, I think we need Did we find that? By the way, what I was asking you about before? Look at that. You're gonna have it? We do have it? Yes? Okay? So before I open the rest of this, maybe let's play this fun commercial. We have Sonic Temple. Yes, all right here he goes Sonic Temple Arts and Festival returns to a story Cruise Stadium slip that disturbed tad Jerah, the original misfitsanessent, slim fisk Younus priest, stay breaking data, remember and reverse sleep till get rice again. We eleve a se the Fan Mini or May sixteenth to the nine yea Love is Ohio tickets on So now at Sonic Temple Festival. Dot job yo, Sonic Temple. Are you guy who's going? If you're not and you want to go, look at what I have? Look at what the Pipe Man has? Wristbands? Wrist bands?

24:11 Okay, So The Pipe Man Radio tour starts tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow. So, Rachel, do you want to talk about Passover first or the Pipe Man Radio Tour First? I want to talk about pass I want to know, you know, do you put blood on? Can you put do you do that? Is that? Is that normal? It's not neither anymore. We're not slaves anymore. Okay, people don't do that. Okay, okay. Next question is so satyr like you know, I know you have to have a little plate with the chicken bone and the parsley and the you know so, but you don't back it up. What is that chicken bone? Parsley? It's not chicken bone. It's a lamb shank bone.

24:52 It's a lamb shank bone. Okay, chicken bone. If you're if you don't, if you if you, if you identified as a chicken, would you want to be called a lamb? Oh? Yes, you're right. It's got it because they had to slaughter the baby, beautiful baby lamb. Right, something like that. I'm in myer Land. I didn't you know. I'm surrounded by Jewish people. I went around and interviewed like fifteen. All right, so tell us everything you know about Passover. I know everything about Passover. I'll tell you what usually ged tiles. No, I'll tell you what gentiles usually know about Passover. Okay. So I have this really good friend boy and he floated down the beaver. Yeah. Yeah, this is more important all of it. It's what you eat. So I had this. I have this friend, really nice guy, okay, and he came over me and my bro's house and it's like me, my bro, his wife, we're all Jewish. And he comes and it's like no October at this point, and he brings plain flavored macaroons. Like, so, for those of you who don't know, macaroons are the spake good that you eat during Passover? Is not everybody does, and especially the plain kosher for passover ones they don't know, Okay, And he brings these over and weedy, yummy and make it yucky. Well listen, he brings it over

26:23 and we all look at him like dude, Jews don't eat macaroons whens not passover. There's two rules to be in a Jew. Don't eat macaroons during passa and when it's not passover, and don't eat matza wents not passover. And there's actually one more. There is one more. There's one more food that Jews only eat on passover. That's it. That's the one I was going to say, Can you guys and look at that. You knew it right off the bat. I just finished my jar of gafilter fish, my annual jar of gafil the fish. It was the first thing I did.

27:03 Yeah, it was the first thing I did. When I got back from Costa Rica is I got off the train and I went and got cafilter fish. I've never felt a fish. I've never felt I mean, I've never eaten. Well, I've felt a few, and I'm lucky. I don't have the herbs where they catfish. So one in four people have the herbs, which means one of us does. Rebel's the only one that's been with the KKK, so I'm voting for Rebel. I can show you proof from the doctor. Rebel and got nothing. Statistically speaking, it's more likely that it's you travels around the world, So I'm sure I got much worse than a little bit of hermees. Yeah, no, definitely, imagine she had everything but herpes. Yeah, I mean we got some. I got some boring shit. Okay, So speaking of herpes, let's tall. I want I have a question for all of you, okay, and I have a question for our listeners too. Two questions for our listeners, and they could they could win some. They could either win some of these sonic Temple.

28:11 We have only a couple left if you want to win those. He look or look at it? What's up, Michael? Michael's one of my best Michael's one of my best friends from high school. And we got some stories. Okay, so here's the question. I don't even remember what the questions were. What are the questions rebel? What are the questions for what? Okay? Oh yeah, there you go. Okay, thank you. Okay, So I'm going to interview the three of you. Which venereal disease, sexually transmitted disease, or whatever the fifty two other names they call it nowadays?

29:00 Are you most fearful of getting that? One's easy. You just take some of antibiotics and you're good. Yeah, But we guess something that's not getting rid of, I mean something you can't get rid of, something like yeah, gonerrhea, you take a pill and you're fine in a few days, like aids or HIV would be the worst. Even AIDS can be treatable nowadays, Okay, for me, the absolute worst. And this is okay, this is president my presidential campaign. This is my presidential campaign. Of what I want to do in schools is stop showing little kids gross stuff that they don't even know about yet. Because the one that scares me most of all comes from seventh grade sex education class. And it was venial words.

29:57 Oh yeah, they showed us a picture on a big fiction. Yeah, they showed us a picture on the big screen. Okay, oh my god. It was the scariest, Like I still have that image in my head. I guess did you get that? How would you get rid of it? Today? Freeze things off? You never get rid of It's dormant, just like peanut butter. And that's all I gotta say. It's like the mac reab. But it always comes back, so they keep giving and I'm so paranoid. Disease is when I first got divorced, I was, I was. I was with this Chilian girl and she she told me, like she said, like twenty years before she had one venereal war and it went away and she never had again. I'm like I'm out, but I bet you've already been in, already did a little it in the out by the time that came out. He says, many definitely not D n D.

31:02 All right, we're talking about memories from dungeons boys. Yes's what y'all did. What is that what he's referring to. Is there a sexually transmit disease called Dungeons and Dragons? I know, I think he's talking about the memories. Oh, the stories go back from high school when you guys would run down to the dungeons and play with the dragons. Uh. I think I don't know what else called for, but apparently that was. I don't know where you were going with that. Okay, there are definitely some pipe man stories from back in the day for sure. So didn't exist? What didn't exist? You didn't exist? D n D existed. Yeah, see I knew you that ship. No, actually I did. I did play a couple of times. I wasn't really into it, to be honest, and I am into nerdy ship, but I wasn't. It was that I wasn't.

32:14 D and D didn't exist. So I don't know what D and D is is it? Is it Dixon Bildo's or something. You're trying to get that jewet play D and D. It sounds like an l a thing personally. Okay, So look behind me. Do you know what that picture is right there behind me? That would be West Palm Beach, Florida. Well, you're almost right, You're almost right. So the Pipe Man Radio Tour starts tomorrow. Where I'm going to go to one of my favorite, you know, local clubs here in West Palm Respectable Street. And oh lord down, well, why don't you tell people about your experience at Respectable Street.

33:02 This is a punk club, new wave club, industrial club. I brought her there on a punk night with a hardcore punk band. It's got like a big it's got like a big stage area, but then there's a backbar that has brick and that's where the hardcore bands are playing. So what happened, Rebel? So he brings me to this place? I have never in my life been to a place like this. Okay, for a situation like this, it's a place verbal abuse would play. By the way ritual line we go. We can throw the first bar into the outside bar where there's people. Hold on, pause for a second, Rebel, let me say that dri plays there, The Misfits play there, Agent Orange plays there.

33:53 Okay, go on Rebel, beautiful place to go. But if you're not this okay. I have never been to see anything yes in this genre. Okay. Ever, this was like my first war concert was just like oh yeah, yeah. I was so confused all the blood and ship they were throwing out. And that was with Nicky Sicky with verbal abuse. He took me to my first war concert. It's that badass this place. There's wall to wall people. I'm scared to death. I find the little spot by the speaker, and he Pipeman, goes to get something at the bar, and he doesn't really drink, so he's not going to get alcohol. He's just going to get something regular to drink. I think I was going to hit on a chick personally, possibly anything. Well, he leaves me by myself, so I find myself right by a speaker, so I think I'm gonna be safe there. Oh hell no. These people come and push me into the wall, hit me in the stomach. I'm like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die right here. And I don't even I don't even notice music. What is what is going on here there it is, so I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll most likely be there tomorrow night for the Dolly Rocks, which are badass band, badass, badass bass.

35:16 It's gonna be so much fun. Uh. What would be more fun is if Katie Nip would play at Respectable Street. But she's like an awesome blues like true musician, so she might want to play a classier club. Just say, well, it wasn't so bad when we came out of the outside and back into the inside. They had a band playing, They had electric fiddle, I believe at the time, so it was it was decent in the inside. But Rebel was scared around the punks. Rachel, she was like, so scared around the punks. So then the next day, Friday, this week, I'm gonna be at that picture. So one, you were partially correct. That picture is downtown West Palm Beach at the waterfront.

36:12 But that is a picture of SunFest because see the whole crowd there. That's where I'll be at. SunFest starts Friday here in West Palm Beach, a local festival to start off the Pipe Man Radio tour. I mean, I love it and man it's gonna be killer in fact rebel. While we're talking here, whilen't you look up SunFest and read off to us the artist playing a game, the artist. I'll do it, all right, you do it, Rachel, I'll tell you right off the bat. Billie Idol Dashboard Confessional, Third Eye Blind. Oh there's also another one of the band's punk bands are one of my favorites that is playing locally here this weekend. And that's me first and the gimme, gimme line up, hun there it is there. It is Coles Wendell, Young Gravy. You missed the first line.

37:08 You got Nelly Shaggy, Billy Shaggy, the Fixed, Critical Fox, Mabel Band, Slow Funk Punk Love It, Bryce Vine, the Axes, Paul Russell, Haley Whitters. Did I say that right? Matt Corman to kill Billy's the Luban Brothers Revolution, Third Eyeline Dashboard Confessional. Mattie. Let's let's talk about him. Mattis Yahoo, Mats Yahoo is. This is this hot hasedic jew. He's a facidic jew that does reggae and rap. Reggae and rap. You need to connect me with him. And then Cassidy Pope.

37:54 It is a local Okay, So Cassie Pope's a local rebel. Do you remember who Cassiley Pope is? Of course I do. She was on the Voice. She won the Voice that year. She won the Voice the same year Mikayla Page was on the Voice and she used to be in a punk band and she was on tour with Fallout Boy, and then she went on the Voice and she turned country. And guess what, Pipe Man's gone country too. That's why we dropped up in country. So yeah, we got to figure that one out. He a one, Let's roll it. That was the cue. I never told you what the queue is, but that was the cue. Kind of helpful. The queue four Born and Raised, Born and Raised, So yeah, they just announced the lineup. Tickets are on sale now. We are. Born and Raised is one of the most popular country festivals in the whole country. It's in Oklahoma. It's the same place as Oklahoma. Like people in Oklahoma, they love this festival.

38:59 And Danny Wimmer, who handles a lot of festivals that I go on tour for and do ticket giveaways for. Uh, Danny Wimmer Presents, has taken over this festival. So they now have Orockklahoma, and they have born and raised and so pipe Man's going country. I will tell you there's one. And I want you guys to guess when he plays a commercial. There is one artist on this lineup that the Pipe Man is a huge fan of. Since I'm a teenager, see if you can guess who it is. Roll it one. I don't see it on here? Oh maybe, yeah, you know you didn't know. Maybe I didn't upload it. Okay, you upload it? Well, I waste time, it's hey, maybe i'll upload. Well, don't they waste time? Hey, you guys, will you tell us what your activities were for the week? What you have going on?

39:47 Rachel? Oh, I I just left Fox News. I've been playing around with them all morning. You know what. It's so cool. As I was out there and with Ruben Dimingez and Fox and and some people came out and they were like, you know, he was talking to him and he introduced me, and they were like, we know who you are. You're the coffee talk girl. It's like, I love that. Awesome, totally awesome. Yeah, I could say I had not such a pleasant time. I got food poisoning on Friday last Well, why did you do that? It's going around food poisoning. It's a street. Eat from those little cups. You then when you can get like little dipping cups or whatever, don't eat them. Why why would you eat a dip? Why would you eat a dipping cup? No, wonder you got food poisoning? You're eating a cup. I didn't eat the cup. I ate the stuff that was in the cupuce. What was it? Garlic garlic sauce? Are you sure was garlic sauce? Kipping? I was thinking the ice cream? Are you sure was garlic sauce? Maybe it was spew? Well, it was sealed, so page it was sealed and it was probably just bed. You know who looks at the dates. I won't even eat anything. I mean, not a zip none. I'm alright here, all right, Rebo, shut up? We fat and shut up. We found it. Go them on.

41:22 Just the red dirt off your boots and get all your rowdy friends together. Born and Raised Music Festival is back for one hell of a weekend September thirteenth through fifteen, twenty twenty four in Prior, Oklahoma, featuring Cody Johnson. You Got tayk Tank Williams Junior Oh my round, my friends are coming over tonight. Co Wetzel have something so Ba Midland, Emospa, Dwight Yoakum awesome good plus the Red Clay Strays, Shane Smith and the Saints, Paul Coffin, Treaty Oak Revival, the Cadillac Three, and many more. Passes and camping on sale now at Born and Raised Festival dot com starting at ten dollars down the best camping and the rowdiest party, the Festival for the outlaw and all of us born and raised. All Right, I'm gonna go with either because I'm gonna go Hank Williams Jr. Right, it can either be Hank or the other one. We go back to the fucking other one was all right, So here's the deal. How much time we got left?

42:35 We got time for another half quarter of a story now. So there there were these dudes we hung out with in Agura, me and my best bro that the one that passed in September. Uh And they were some like Idahoians if you know anything about never heard that. Yeah, yeah, So from Idaho. Here's what. Here's what people from Idaho are like. First of all, they all have huge trucks. Okay, Ruck and they they grow them big in Idaho. I can tell you that too, and only fans and they like and they definitely like one particular artists in particular. And so they got me and my bro totally into this artist and we were total freaking metal head punks and like you would never think. But you know, tell me, hang, why do you drink? Why do you smoke? Dope?

43:43 It's just a family tradition here at pat Man Radio. Yeah, so we go to be born and raided with Hank Williams Junior. You are the winners both. I do love Giant Cash, okay, And so check this out. You mentioned Johnny Cash. You know who played in Fort Laurerdale this weekend this Sunday. I'll give you a hint. The weird singer of Wind of Bands. It was two bands, lead singer of Wine of Bands. Just got the key to the city in Fullerton, California. Anybody can have a kid any city that's director. It's related to Johnny Cash. I mean you should know me well enough by now. If I'm gonna do something like that, it's related to something you just said. So it is related Waylon what Okay, I guess I gotta tell you no, it was a It was two punk bands. It was bad Bad Religion and and the other band does Johnny Cash songs because they're cowpunk. Okay, just go say it.

44:52 Social D, social D, social distortion. Okay, what song do they need to like? Hurt? No? Oh, that's uh, that's not his song. You ding that. You do realize that he covered that song from somebody else who who was the originals singer Nine inch Nails. They are the originals. This is an argument we've had before on this show before you're on. Yes, okay, yeah, no, Johnny Cash stole it from nine inch Nails and did a bang up job. Man. That was That was the last song he ever did, and he did it decaded Like what a story between Johnny Cash and June Carter. Oh my god, that is you know what. I can watch that movie ten million times, ten million times that that movie is what it's all about. Chad was that we used to make fun. Chad and Heather were like that. You know, do you remember that rebel? So yeah, Chad Chad who was our head engineer here, you know he was. He always used to say, I like metal, I like country, and I like Neil Diamond because he had a metal band in the eighties and they had a country rock duo and he could sing Neil Diamond. You swore it was Neil Diamond. But the thing is he was. It was the same situation, Like I used to be out

46:23 with them all the time, and I would be the one going, no Chad, no Chad, you know, no Chad. One time I left early, okay, and Heather was sick that night they were performing, because I'd be at all their shows, like their you know, manager and and so. She Heather calls me up. I was already home. She's like, you gotta go back to so and so, And I'm like, why, what's up? Uh? Yeah, Chad saying Sweet Home Alabama four times in a row, standing up on this he's standing up on the speed and he's standing up on her speakers. And like there used to be two Chads.

47:05 There was Chad and Brad. Chad. Chad was the first set, and then Brad came for the second set, and he used to drink like a whole bottle of Jack Daniels before the first set was over. And then Brad came out and he was the most entertaining drunk. Ever. In fact, I think he peed on rebels foot once. Did she get stinged by a jellyfish? No? Not mine. We had this Fred Rosie, okay, And he used to he used to like elbower, like, lightly, go Rosie, I need to pee, and that should have been her clue to get away, and he would just whip it out and pee right on her foot. He used to pee up. Yeah, he passed away.

48:00 He was with No. He was with me since the very beginning of the network. Like we used to sit here when we first started this thing eighteen years ago, and he he he used to go, do you hear that? And I'm like no, he goes, we need to fix that, and I'm like, okay, Like he used to hear things in here, Like when he was performing, he would play guitar, sing and play with the mixer board the whole time because he was so anal about the sound. Yes, yes, indeed, so y'all never said what happened. I feel like I'm reading a book. And it was really quick. Like one day he was helping me do my move, you know, back back into the conda and the pipe cave, and then the next day he was in the hospital and like a few days Larry died. What he had twelve hundred sugar when he got to the hospital. Oh so, just for you people that don't know, one hundred and fifty nine is diabetes four to five hundred.

49:12 You go into a coma six seven hundred, you're dead. He had twelve hundred. So did he not know that he had it or what's what happened? I don't know. All I know is everything to start shutting down like real quick. But he was he was such I know he was sick for a while and nobody knew. He was such an ox Like he was coming to help me and I can tell you him feel good. I'm like, dude, go home. And like he was that dedicated, like like to the day of and he he would do shit like that too, Like I'd walk into the studio and he'd play this new Pipeman commercial. I'm like, and he's like, what are you thinking of? That's freaking awesome? You know, Like I didn't ask him. He was just like you know, that creative type that he just would play around with stuff and fears. But he was a genius musician, genius board guy. But we have one who is also a genius because one of our shows that's been with us for a long time, they're like, this guy was in radio before. He's like one is the best engineer I've ever had in my life. So there you go. It took me several years though, like right, rebel like it was. It was pretty hard to and then I finally did find somebody that I thought was also of an equal quality to Chad, and he died like two months later. So one be careful, yeah, one, one be

50:42 careful engineers here and that you know, just think I think two weeks exactly. All right, Well, don't do the other side of it, right, all right? So what did I miss? I missed some stuff, So whatever when I missed, whatever I missed, we'll talk about next week. What didn't go? Ahead, Rachel, what I want to hear amazing dish her main see dish. It wasn't just a dish, it's thought. She did amazing job with this whole It's like a Thanksgiving dinner. And then you also read the whole story of Passover, which okay, So here's the question that I talked about. You want to win tickets to a festival, You can win tickets are born and raised. You could win tickets to Sonic Temple. There's others you might win tickets to. But to be henr to win, you need to DM me, message me whatever, pipe man radio and all socials and tell me why all Christians should know what Passover is.

51:52 If you can answer. If you can answer that question correctly, you're you're air to win because there's so many Christians that they're like, I don't even know what Passover is about. I'm like, how do you not know what it's about? Because you have you should educate people. Let's not even every religion in the world should know what Passover is? Right, and there's a reason for it. I know it all so I live there. It is so if Rachel knows, anybody should know. Okay. So if you don't know and Rachel knows, oh my god, best say something. You're an idiot. I remember I remember reading it or the teaching it in school.

52:42 I used to go to Catholic school. Yeah right, see see Catholicism for them on OnlyFans all right, So everybody only know what they told us. So, I mean it may or may not be true, because God knows they lied. I went there. Go ahead, if you want to say, Okay, we got somebody that gave an answer. Somebody gave an answer here, Hey Michael, all right, there it is. I'm going to end the show on that. Okay, people, if you're still here, you're still paying attention. It's the fricking second book of the Bible. So when you're quoting your scripture to me, you better remember that Passover is part of your scripture. And so yeah, it's historical. The Jews were slaved, they were freed, and if it weren't for that, there would be no ten Commandments and we would all just be killing each other. Oh wait, that's what we're doing in the whole world. Anyway, Maybe we need to go in a different direction. Let's find out next week. What is that the same story where they you had to put the blood on the door so they didn't come and kill your first kid? Over? Yes, yes, over my house. I got the blood. I got the blood, Passover, Passover. That's right. If you want, we can talk about this war next week. But we really got to go because I did it late again. Okay, but catch the pipe. Man's gonna have some interviews maybe from tomorrow night, maybe from SunFest and next week the pipe Man is going to be right before or right after leaving to go to Welcome to rock

54:15 Field. That day, I'm going to Welcome to Rockville. The show. This show, The Adventures of Pipe Man one pm Wednesday, live on w four c Y Radio and Talk for TV is going to be the start of Welcome to Rockville. So you need to tune in and we may even have some more tickets to give you some more fun and maybe more nuts. Don't know, let's see. Thanks for listening, Thanks for watching. Any last words, nuts pipe nuts have fine five make memories, dude to do roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin on w f c u I Radio.