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show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi you unto Yes, that's true.

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See bring you you Wake up America. It's time for the Adventures.

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So fipe Man. I'll tell you
for see White I com list ponkas's number

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one internet radio station. Here's your
host, the vipe Man. Yo.

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Here, I am right here on
the Adventures Pipe Man W four c Y

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Radio and I am in the Wellington
studio and we are about I'll have to

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tell you a little bit after we
introduce the pipe nuts. But oh my

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god, what a hairy past couple
of days it was. I almost didn't

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go live again, but here I
am. So let's bring on the pipe

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nuts, yo, pipe Man.
How's it going? Oh my god,

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you would you don't want to know. I do definitely want to know.

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Okay. So first of all,
yesterday, like I'm I co hosts this

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other show that is on our women's
network. Pipe Man doesn't. Pipe Man's

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there only in name, not in
spirit. It's it's it's Dean really on

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that show. Okay, But they
know better than one that one. So

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and it was the first show at
a new season. And and I wake

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up in the morning, I grab
my computer and sparks are flying off the

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power cord. Yeah. And so
it turns out somehow it just like separated

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right from the where you plug it
in, so you can't even splice it

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like in the old days. These
these people in this century don't know about

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this. But back in the old
days, when stuff like that happened,

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you grab some electrical tape, you
cut the wire, and you resplice it,

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which I did try to do.
You might not want to tell people

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this kind of stuff because they're going
to be screwing things up and people are

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gonna be no, no, I
still do not try this at home.

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No, Yeah, you can try
it, just try it on your own

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risk. Exactly. People of our
century know how to do it, but

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people what do you want hearing this? Don't do it now, we'll know

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you. Here's here's some proof right
here. One, have you ever drank

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water out of a garden hose?
Yes, oh my god, he's not

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a true millennial. Then it was
always hot too, like it was you

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never got to the cold water for
some reason. But we loved it.

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See gen X kids, we loved
it. It's like because our parents didn't

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give us water ever, Like there
were it went this whole thing of drinking

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water, and there was no such
thing as going to buy in a bottle

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of water, okay, Like it
was a to fascet or nothing, okay,

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And and usually it was nothing.
So it was like a treat.

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You would be outside, you weren't
allowed to go home, and you were

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thirsty, and it was hot as
hell, and you drank from the garden

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hose, and then you swam in
the garden hose. Like the garden hose

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was the multi purpose toy for gen
xers. Okay, Like, there isn't

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anything you couldn't do with a garden
hose. If you put your thumb on

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top of it at the right angle, he becomes a sprinkler, that's right.

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See, so I'm thinking about something. Hold on, while we were

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all out drinking out of the host
because they didn't want us to go home,

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what was the parent that was at
home doing that. We couldn't go

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up drugs, drugs, swimmer swinger
parties like I'm telling you that, listen.

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That's what was back then. Gen
Xers were left like we were the

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feral kids, left out there just
to our own devices, and we had

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to be the parents to our parents, okay, because it's like it's like,

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no, Dad, I'm not going
in the car with you. You're

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too drunk. Okay. It's like, don't be a whoosy Okay, just

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get in the car. Yeah.
Or you know, so many things like

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that, or tripping off, or
people having sex when you you wake up

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in the middle of night and have
to go to the bathroom m hm,

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you know, yeah, stuff like
that. My therapist doesn't even know.

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My therapist doesn't even know about that. My therapist doesn't even know about that

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because I don't even have a I
don't even have a therapist. That's why

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I'm not gonna tell you. You
think I'm gonna tell a therapist and the

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stuff like this so they can put
it on my record. Okay, you

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can do the same theme with a
with a bartender and it will cost you

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a lot less. Well, you
should see what you can do with a

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stripper, but it doesn't cost you
less. I think. Was my first

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boyfriend tell us about that? I
yeah, but I want to hear about

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it for that. Yeah, I
want to hear about it though, Like,

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tell me the story of you in
the garden hose. Was this like

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a family garden halls or this is
like a new Doctor Seuss book. Rachel

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Rachel does to garden hose and you're
like, right, and you're like spraying

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e shitter and you're like and then
like it hits something somewhere like this and

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it hits the right spot and you're
like, oh, do that you do

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because you're like a little and you
just somewhere along the way I think that

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you know anyway from yard now?
Happy your voice there for a second,

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like you lost your voice? I
did? Yeah? Was it just me?

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Was it just me? Or did
everybody notice that she went somewhere?

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Where did I go? Okay?
It was that memory from childhood and the

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hose. Yeah, so back to
the garden hose. Okay, So then

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I tried to fix it, you
know, with some red neck tape that

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didn't work. Uh so I had
to actually literally well and I feel like,

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I like, how he's a redneck? Well it did couldn't be Jewish

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tape. No Jews would just go
buy another one. And that's what I

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did. You know, So that
I was like, okay, which store

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is closest to me and so rich
Jewish men, I went and bought.

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You know, I bought a chord. It's not the exact cord, but

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here's that. This is how Jews
work. Okay, you ready, I

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men to tell you how Jews were. I bought the cord because I needed

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it immediately to do this show.
Okay, But I also knew that I

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was covered under warranty for my cord
for my computer. So then I went

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I asked them when I was at
at the place I bought the cord,

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I'm like, can I return this? And they're like, you have fourteen

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days? I'm like, no matter
what, no matter what, Okay.

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Cool. So my plan is,
I'm I'm going to drive home, I'm

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going to call Lenovo. I'm gonna
get my warranty covered. As soon as

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the warrant thing gets chipped to me, which is the actual chord. Then

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I'll return to the fake cord that
I bought, and you know that's how

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you do it. I wish my
vibrator had a fourteen I know, right,

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you could just get a new one
every fourteen days, caring it.

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I've come back. Hey, I
think right since I bought it, but

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it's slipping broken. The Pink Panther
that brings back such memories because I remember

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my favorite childhood birthday party was a
Pink Panther movie in the movie theater.

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I was laughing the whole time.
I don't even remember what I was laughing

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to this day. So we love
talking about Jewish. We love you Pink

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Panther. We love you Pink Panther
because Pink Panther loves us all. How

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did everything, mister Jewish pipe man
spins past? So far? We're going

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to talk about that. I'm glad
you asked, but let's talk about today

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because today. Okay, So the
pipe Man's when I was in Costa Rica

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running from the Feds, the feder
rallies. Okay, so one of them

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grabbed one of my teeth, like
while I was running, and what are

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your what my teeth and the the
the bonding. I had a bonding on

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that teeth and and so it worked
out perfectly. It's like somebody that as

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a prosthetic, like you grab them
and all you do is get All he

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got was the tooth bonding. So
like I had, I had a bonding

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missing, but they didn't get me. Okay, So now that I'm back

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full of DNA and everything else continued. Yeah, so now what I had

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to do is I had to go
this warning on the way. First,

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I had to go my storage place
and see if I could find another bonding.

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But I didn't. But you know, whatever going well, I was

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thinking like it no, yeah,
because I would save my time and money

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going dentistific. You know, like
when you were a kid and you had

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your friend put a string around your
baby tooth that wasn't even loose yet because

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you needed money and you said pull
this out. You know, it's kind

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of the same thing. Okay,
and I do have a good story about

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that, by the way, but
you so. But then that didn't work

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out. There was nothing in storage, so I had to go to a

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dentists. And the dentists that we
go to they used to have a show

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on our station. Okay. They're
the best dentist. They're the best dentist

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in the whole Milky Way, okay. And I only say the Milky Way

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because I've never I don't know anybody
passed the Milky Way, okay, but

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I know people in the Milky Way, okay, and so they took care

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of me. And it happens to
be, and that's it happens to be

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Okay near the studio, Okay.
So I call one after I leave there,

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and I'm like, right right on, put you through. I thought

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this man was drowning. I was
like, I'm gonna have to go save

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him. And he's like he's like, oh what, and I'm like,

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oh, show, And so yeah, what I was trying to tell him

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is like, I'm gonna do my
show in the studio today, and let's

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and basically set everything up ahead of
time so I can just sit down and

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do the show. You're infamous there
one minute before the show and you talk

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about maybe I wasn't even set up
to do the show, Okay, but

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I was here before you, rebels, So yes, if you're after me,

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you're late, that's the but you
nuts have to go before the nuts

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have to test the waters first.
Okay. So, so yeah, that's

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what happened. I had that going
on, and then I also like the

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pipe jeep. Okay, I had
to get the pipe jeep fixed. God

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was on one side. Let me
just say that, what do you want

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to know why God is on one
side? I want to know, Okay,

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So I gotta tell you this funny
story that happened. Okay, So

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I and at first I was kind
of pissed at one but being who I

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am, I don't even know.
But being who I am, I'm like,

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I never react. Like I sit
there and I like I wait till

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that that emotion is totally gone,
to like figure things out, because sometimes

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what you do you blame people for
things. People out there. It's happening

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all the time nowadays. They blame
people for things because there are a reactionary

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mode and it turns out had nothing
to do with them, you know.

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So I practice that, okay ninety
nine percent of time. There are sometimes

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that I'll lose my shit and then
nothing good happens. I've always lose your

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shit. You're in a world of
lost shit. Listen, you can't even

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find a freaking email so don't talk
to me about lost shit. Okay.

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So here's what happened when I got
back into my jeep from Costa Rica.

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Now, just so you know,
you know, the pipe jeep needed to

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be taken care of, so Wan
took an amazing job of taking care of

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the pipe jeep while was gone.
But then I got in the car and

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I had just the steering wheel for
me because I like the steering wheel way

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down. Oh, she's like the
greatest artist ever, the one that's saying

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hi to us. My son lasses
aren't so I can't even see what that

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is, Rebel, can you tell
me what emoticons they are? Where are

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the emoticons on that comment? I
can't see. I can't bare even see

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anybody on the show read those.
It's Katie Schmidt. Like that part I

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read. I think it's clapping hens. Oh okay, okay, there is

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no but we love her. Everybody
needs to check out Katie Schmidt because she

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rocks. Yeah, absolutely one hundred. In fact, there's an interview that

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everybody else to check out. But
now I'm sidetracked again. Thanks a lot,

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Rebel. Okay, So what happened
was is I get into the pipe

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jeep, and I lowered the steering
wheel, but I forget to lock it

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back in place. So I drive
all the way home and then all of

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a sudden, this censor comes on
the car says four wheel drive service soon,

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And I'm like, what theking to
you? Okay? And and so

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and then I noticed, like where
shows four wheel drive? Like nothing's lit

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up? Like I'm not even driving, okay, So I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure if I was driving
or not. To be honest, but

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how can you not be sure if
you're driving or not? Well? That

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because that was that was a couple
of weeks ago. Man, Hey,

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my mic is muted. Why is
my mic muted? Or whose Mike's mute?

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It says, Mike is muted?
Oh you know what it is?

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Yeah, oh yeah, I could. I could double talk to you people

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if you want me to. But
but all right, and we probably won't

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even get to any of the things
we were supposed to talk about today,

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but that's okay. But we are
going to talk about passover. We are

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going to talk about the picture behind
me. But we we'll just finish this

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story real quick, okay, real
quick. Yes, So okay, so

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where were we rebel will drop you
forgot to like the stairwheel, and then

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you got mad. You know,
I want to see if she's paying attention.

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That's we already't know Rachel's we ain't. No, Rachel's not paying attention.

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She's waiting to talk about passing blood
on the door. I put blood

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on your door and you're still here. So it didn't work. Okay,

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what happens if the white people are
not white but white people? Right?

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You do know that I'm Jewish,
but I'm also white. Okay. I

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happened to be on my period during
passover, so I just took the Maxi

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pad and I just shoved it on
the door. Am I going to be

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saved? Oh? No, you're
dirty from my cousin's baby. No,

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you're dirty if you're at your period. You can't get saved during your period.

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Oh lord? Anyway, back to
the car so we can finish that

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question. Okay. So then I'm
like, well, I'm saying to myself,

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well, why wouldn't want tell me
that something lit up? And then

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I needed service for something? Because
he didn't want you to know. He

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took the jeep four wheel driving on
the beach. That wouldn't have heard it,

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that wouldn't have heard it, and
there are nude beaches here, so

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that it's quite possible. But uh
so, then it turns out it was

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like that. It was like that. The next day, I'm like fuck,

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and I'm like, I'm gonna take
it for service. And then I

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hit my elbow on the lever that
locks it back in the place, and

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I'm like, I'm like, what
the hell. I'm like, what the

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hell? And then I look and
I'm like oh, and then I and

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so mind you like, okay,
wan, I'll tell you. I didn't

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listen. Is the first he's hearing
about this. And I drove like this

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for two days before I called up
and said, how come you didn't tell

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me this? I drove for two
days. Why because something in my head

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said, don't say anything. Okay, Well, I was just subconscious telling

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you. Let's see how far it
takes him before he realizes what he actually

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did. Yeah. So then,
okay, here's the irony of all that

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shit. Okay. So then I
just locked the steering wheel back in place,

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and the four wheel drive stuff lights
up, the light to warn me

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goes away, and everything is a
happy day. And then happy day and

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then I park somewhere and when I'm
backing out of the parking space, it's

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not going anywhere, kind of like
there was a speed bump or something behind

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me. Because you know, normally
you know your vehicle and you only have

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you only have to touch a little
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gas really hard to move backward.
And then I noticed, like it was

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like you were riding the break that
you break yet exactly, and so you've

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been doing that. Well, I'm
saying, no, that didn't happen long.

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And then so that turns out there
was something wrong, but there it

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wasn't what I thought was wrong.
But it's almost like God during passover because

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it did happen right before passover.
Okay, so this is I got back

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from Costa Rica. It happened right
before passover. I'm about to go to

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my daughter's for passover because she's making
this amazing passover Satyr, and so I

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want to talk about that too.
Then I'm like, I have a flight

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that I have to catch. So
I go to the jeep dealership and they're

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closing the service area. But they
they looked at slightly, but they they

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didn't really have any mechanics there and
it's like, now it's Saturday. Everything's

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closed, and but I go next
door as tire Kingdom, next to the

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Jeep dealership, and I'm like,
they're open. So they check it out

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and they tell me it's the break
hoses. Okay. So I'm like,

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oh, and I can't leave it
there. I gotta go to a flight.

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So I'm like, can I drive
this? They're like, I wouldn't

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if I were you, and so
I had to drive home. So I

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drove home, and I was going
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five o'clock the next morning. Instead
I had to take a uber to a

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train to the airport. I left
my house at like three in the morning

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for what is literally less than a
two hour flight to the Panhandle, left

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the jeep behind, you know,
Like I had driven the jeep in like

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six months. And this was my
first experience coming back to the US when

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I finally escaped the feder rallies.
Okay, this is my experience. Is

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my Jeep's not working and the guy
took my bond to my tooth, so

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like this is where I am,
okay, And I'm like, I should

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never came back to the US,
and so then I come back. It's

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passover, and I come back and
I go get the jeep fix, and

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then on my way to the dentist
to get my tooth fixed, I noticed

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in the email they sent me a
Tire Kingdom make sure not to go more

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than twenty five miles before going back
to US and having us check your lug

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nuts and retorque everything. And I'm
like, okay, they should have maybe

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told me that. And then I'm
like, oh, now I have to

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get up deep so that this morning
I had to get up super early go

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to Tire Kingdom for them tell me, Ah, it's not really a big

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deal. We just put that on
there. You know. It's kind of

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like the suicide warning on antidepressant drugs. It's not a big deal. We

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just have to put that there.
Okay, this is the first day of

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Mental Health Month. We'd like to
put this PSA out there. If you

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have any kind of thoughts like that, I'll just need to talk to somebody

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down nine eight eight. Thank you, Thank you for that. What happened

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to two one one? That whole
story was as painful as watching people show

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pictures of their kids. I know
it. Mental Health month. Yeah,

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okay, So what's this though,
and what's this? Hopefully it's drugs?

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Should we do? Should we do
a unpackaging reveal right here on the Adventures

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of Pipe Man. I agree to
it on W four Radio and talk for

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TV. Uh. I think one, I think we need Did we find

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that? By the way, what
I was asking you about before? Look

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at that. You're gonna have it? We do have it? Yes?

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Okay? So before I open the
rest of this, maybe let's play this

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fun commercial. We have Sonic Temple. Yes, all right here he goes

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who's going? If you're not and
you want to go, look at what

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I have? Look at what the
Pipe Man has? Wristbands? Wrist bands?

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Okay, So The Pipe Man Radio
tour starts tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow

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and tomorrow. So, Rachel,
do you want to talk about Passover first

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or the Pipe Man Radio Tour First? I want to talk about pass I

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want to know, you know,
do you put blood on? Can you

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put do you do that? Is
that? Is that normal? It's not

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neither anymore. We're not slaves anymore. Okay, people don't do that.

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Okay, okay. Next question is
so satyr like you know, I know

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you have to have a little plate
with the chicken bone and the parsley and

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the you know so, but you
don't back it up. What is that

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chicken bone? Parsley? It's not
chicken bone. It's a lamb shank bone.

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It's a lamb shank bone. Okay, chicken bone. If you're if

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you don't, if you if you, if you identified as a chicken,

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would you want to be called a
lamb? Oh? Yes, you're right.

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It's got it because they had to
slaughter the baby, beautiful baby lamb.

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Right, something like that. I'm
in myer Land. I didn't you

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know. I'm surrounded by Jewish people. I went around and interviewed like fifteen.

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All right, so tell us everything
you know about Passover. I know

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everything about Passover. I'll tell you
what usually ged tiles. No, I'll

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tell you what gentiles usually know about
Passover. Okay. So I have this

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really good friend boy and he floated
down the beaver. Yeah. Yeah,

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this is more important all of it. It's what you eat. So I

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had this. I have this friend, really nice guy, okay, and

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he came over me and my bro's
house and it's like me, my bro,

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his wife, we're all Jewish.
And he comes and it's like no

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October at this point, and he
brings plain flavored macaroons. Like, so,

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for those of you who don't know, macaroons are the spake good that

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you eat during Passover? Is not
everybody does, and especially the plain kosher

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for passover ones they don't know,
Okay, And he brings these over and

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weedy, yummy and make it yucky. Well listen, he brings it over

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and we all look at him like
dude, Jews don't eat macaroons whens not

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passover. There's two rules to be
in a Jew. Don't eat macaroons during

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passa and when it's not passover,
and don't eat matza wents not passover.

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And there's actually one more. There
is one more. There's one more food

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that Jews only eat on passover.
That's it. That's the one I was

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going to say, Can you guys
and look at that. You knew it

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right off the bat. I just
finished my jar of gafilter fish, my

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annual jar of gafil the fish.
It was the first thing I did.

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Yeah, it was the first thing
I did. When I got back from

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Costa Rica is I got off the
train and I went and got cafilter fish.

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I've never felt a fish. I've
never felt I mean, I've never

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eaten. Well, I've felt a
few, and I'm lucky. I don't

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have the herbs where they catfish.
So one in four people have the herbs,

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which means one of us does.
Rebel's the only one that's been with

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the KKK, so I'm voting for
Rebel. I can show you proof from

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the doctor. Rebel and got nothing. Statistically speaking, it's more likely that

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it's you travels around the world,
So I'm sure I got much worse than

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a little bit of hermees. Yeah, no, definitely, imagine she had

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everything but herpes. Yeah, I
mean we got some. I got some

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boring shit. Okay, So speaking
of herpes, let's tall. I want

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I have a question for all of
you, okay, and I have a

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question for our listeners too. Two
questions for our listeners, and they could

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they could win some. They could
either win some of these sonic Temple.

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We have only a couple left if
you want to win those. He look

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or look at it? What's up, Michael? Michael's one of my best

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Michael's one of my best friends from
high school. And we got some stories.

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Okay, so here's the question.
I don't even remember what the questions

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were. What are the questions rebel? What are the questions for what?

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Okay? Oh yeah, there you
go. Okay, thank you. Okay,

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So I'm going to interview the three
of you. Which venereal disease,

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sexually transmitted disease, or whatever the
fifty two other names they call it nowadays?

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Are you most fearful of getting that? One's easy. You just take

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some of antibiotics and you're good.
Yeah, But we guess something that's not

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getting rid of, I mean something
you can't get rid of, something like

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yeah, gonerrhea, you take a
pill and you're fine in a few days,

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like aids or HIV would be the
worst. Even AIDS can be treatable

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nowadays, Okay, for me,
the absolute worst. And this is okay,

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this is president my presidential campaign.
This is my presidential campaign. Of

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what I want to do in schools
is stop showing little kids gross stuff that

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they don't even know about yet.
Because the one that scares me most of

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all comes from seventh grade sex education
class. And it was venial words.

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Oh yeah, they showed us a
picture on a big fiction. Yeah,

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they showed us a picture on the
big screen. Okay, oh my god.

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It was the scariest, Like I
still have that image in my head.

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I guess did you get that?
How would you get rid of it?

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Today? Freeze things off? You
never get rid of It's dormant,

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just like peanut butter. And that's
all I gotta say. It's like the

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mac reab. But it always comes
back, so they keep giving and I'm

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so paranoid. Disease is when I
first got divorced, I was, I

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was. I was with this Chilian
girl and she she told me, like

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she said, like twenty years before
she had one venereal war and it went

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away and she never had again.
I'm like I'm out, but I bet

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you've already been in, already did
a little it in the out by the

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time that came out. He says, many definitely not D n D.

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All right, we're talking about memories
from dungeons boys. Yes's what y'all did.

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What is that what he's referring to. Is there a sexually transmit disease

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called Dungeons and Dragons? I know, I think he's talking about the memories.

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Oh, the stories go back from
high school when you guys would run

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down to the dungeons and play with
the dragons. Uh. I think I

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don't know what else called for,
but apparently that was. I don't know

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where you were going with that.
Okay, there are definitely some pipe man

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stories from back in the day for
sure. So didn't exist? What didn't

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exist? You didn't exist? D
n D existed. Yeah, see I

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knew you that ship. No,
actually I did. I did play a

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couple of times. I wasn't really
into it, to be honest, and

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I am into nerdy ship, but
I wasn't. It was that I wasn't.

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D and D didn't exist. So
I don't know what D and D

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is is it? Is it Dixon
Bildo's or something. You're trying to get

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that jewet play D and D.
It sounds like an l a thing personally.

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Okay, So look behind me.
Do you know what that picture is

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right there behind me? That would
be West Palm Beach, Florida. Well,

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you're almost right, You're almost right. So the Pipe Man Radio Tour

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starts tomorrow. Where I'm going to
go to one of my favorite, you

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know, local clubs here in West
Palm Respectable Street. And oh lord down,

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well, why don't you tell people
about your experience at Respectable Street.

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This is a punk club, new
wave club, industrial club. I brought

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her there on a punk night with
a hardcore punk band. It's got like

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a big it's got like a big
stage area, but then there's a backbar

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that has brick and that's where the
hardcore bands are playing. So what happened,

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Rebel? So he brings me to
this place? I have never in

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my life been to a place like
this. Okay, for a situation like

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this, it's a place verbal abuse
would play. By the way ritual line

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we go. We can throw the
first bar into the outside bar where there's

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people. Hold on, pause for
a second, Rebel, let me say

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that dri plays there, The Misfits
play there, Agent Orange plays there.

406
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:58.960
Okay, go on Rebel, beautiful
place to go. But if you're not

407
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:06.680
this okay. I have never been
to see anything yes in this genre.

408
00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:10.440
Okay. Ever, this was like
my first war concert was just like oh

409
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:14.719
yeah, yeah. I was so
confused all the blood and ship they were

410
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:17.639
throwing out. And that was with
Nicky Sicky with verbal abuse. He took

411
00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:22.960
me to my first war concert.
It's that badass this place. There's wall

412
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:28.440
to wall people. I'm scared to
death. I find the little spot by

413
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:34.079
the speaker, and he Pipeman,
goes to get something at the bar,

414
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:37.519
and he doesn't really drink, so
he's not going to get alcohol. He's

415
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:39.199
just going to get something regular to
drink. I think I was going to

416
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:45.400
hit on a chick personally, possibly
anything. Well, he leaves me by

417
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:50.519
myself, so I find myself right
by a speaker, so I think I'm

418
00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:54.719
gonna be safe there. Oh hell
no. These people come and push me

419
00:34:55.440 --> 00:35:00.000
into the wall, hit me in
the stomach. I'm like, I'm gonna

420
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:01.440
die. I'm gonna die right here. And I don't even I don't even

421
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:07.840
notice music. What is what is
going on here there it is, so

422
00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:10.960
I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll most likely be there tomorrow night

423
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:16.559
for the Dolly Rocks, which are
badass band, badass, badass bass.

424
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:22.039
It's gonna be so much fun.
Uh. What would be more fun is

425
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:29.159
if Katie Nip would play at Respectable
Street. But she's like an awesome blues

426
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:37.800
like true musician, so she might
want to play a classier club. Just

427
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:40.400
say, well, it wasn't so
bad when we came out of the outside

428
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:45.039
and back into the inside. They
had a band playing, They had electric

429
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:49.519
fiddle, I believe at the time, so it was it was decent in

430
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:55.719
the inside. But Rebel was scared
around the punks. Rachel, she was

431
00:35:55.840 --> 00:36:04.079
like, so scared around the punks. So then the next day, Friday,

432
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:07.199
this week, I'm gonna be at
that picture. So one, you

433
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:12.360
were partially correct. That picture is
downtown West Palm Beach at the waterfront.

434
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.519
But that is a picture of SunFest
because see the whole crowd there. That's

435
00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:22.679
where I'll be at. SunFest starts
Friday here in West Palm Beach, a

436
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:25.239
local festival to start off the Pipe
Man Radio tour. I mean, I

437
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:30.960
love it and man it's gonna be
killer in fact rebel. While we're talking

438
00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:37.119
here, whilen't you look up SunFest
and read off to us the artist playing

439
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:40.000
a game, the artist. I'll
do it, all right, you do

440
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:45.320
it, Rachel, I'll tell you
right off the bat. Billie Idol Dashboard

441
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:51.079
Confessional, Third Eye Blind. Oh
there's also another one of the band's punk

442
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:57.599
bands are one of my favorites that
is playing locally here this weekend. And

443
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:02.280
that's me first and the gimme,
gimme line up, hun there it is

444
00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:08.360
there. It is Coles Wendell,
Young Gravy. You missed the first line.

445
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:16.119
You got Nelly Shaggy, Billy Shaggy, the Fixed, Critical Fox,

446
00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:22.280
Mabel Band, Slow Funk Punk Love
It, Bryce Vine, the Axes,

447
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:28.880
Paul Russell, Haley Whitters. Did
I say that right? Matt Corman to

448
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:37.639
kill Billy's the Luban Brothers Revolution,
Third Eyeline Dashboard Confessional. Mattie. Let's

449
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:43.880
let's talk about him. Mattis Yahoo, Mats Yahoo is. This is this

450
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:51.280
hot hasedic jew. He's a facidic
jew that does reggae and rap. Reggae

451
00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:54.840
and rap. You need to connect
me with him. And then Cassidy Pope.

452
00:37:54.840 --> 00:38:00.119
It is a local Okay, So
Cassie Pope's a local rebel. Do

453
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.679
you remember who Cassiley Pope is?
Of course I do. She was on

454
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:07.440
the Voice. She won the Voice
that year. She won the Voice the

455
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.599
same year Mikayla Page was on the
Voice and she used to be in a

456
00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:15.920
punk band and she was on tour
with Fallout Boy, and then she went

457
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:21.239
on the Voice and she turned country. And guess what, Pipe Man's gone

458
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:24.360
country too. That's why we dropped
up in country. So yeah, we

459
00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:29.199
got to figure that one out.
He a one, Let's roll it.

460
00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:31.719
That was the cue. I never
told you what the queue is, but

461
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:37.719
that was the cue. Kind of
helpful. The queue four Born and Raised,

462
00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:44.119
Born and Raised, So yeah,
they just announced the lineup. Tickets

463
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.239
are on sale now. We are. Born and Raised is one of the

464
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:52.360
most popular country festivals in the whole
country. It's in Oklahoma. It's the

465
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:58.920
same place as Oklahoma. Like people
in Oklahoma, they love this festival.

466
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:02.519
And Danny Wimmer, who handles a
lot of festivals that I go on tour

467
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:07.440
for and do ticket giveaways for.
Uh, Danny Wimmer Presents, has taken

468
00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:12.400
over this festival. So they now
have Orockklahoma, and they have born and

469
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:16.159
raised and so pipe Man's going country. I will tell you there's one.

470
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:21.360
And I want you guys to guess
when he plays a commercial. There is

471
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:23.960
one artist on this lineup that the
Pipe Man is a huge fan of.

472
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:28.760
Since I'm a teenager, see if
you can guess who it is. Roll

473
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:30.119
it one. I don't see it
on here? Oh maybe, yeah,

474
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:34.559
you know you didn't know. Maybe
I didn't upload it. Okay, you

475
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:38.079
upload it? Well, I waste
time, it's hey, maybe i'll upload.

476
00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:42.960
Well, don't they waste time?
Hey, you guys, will you

477
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:47.039
tell us what your activities were for
the week? What you have going on?

478
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:51.960
Rachel? Oh, I I just
left Fox News. I've been playing

479
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:54.119
around with them all morning. You
know what. It's so cool. As

480
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.840
I was out there and with Ruben
Dimingez and Fox and and some people came

481
00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:01.880
out and they were like, you
know, he was talking to him and

482
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:04.960
he introduced me, and they were
like, we know who you are.

483
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:10.719
You're the coffee talk girl. It's
like, I love that. Awesome,

484
00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:16.719
totally awesome. Yeah, I could
say I had not such a pleasant time.

485
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:22.599
I got food poisoning on Friday last
Well, why did you do that?

486
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:30.679
It's going around food poisoning. It's
a street. Eat from those little

487
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:32.559
cups. You then when you can
get like little dipping cups or whatever,

488
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:39.199
don't eat them. Why why would
you eat a dip? Why would you

489
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:43.119
eat a dipping cup? No,
wonder you got food poisoning? You're eating

490
00:40:43.119 --> 00:40:45.480
a cup. I didn't eat the
cup. I ate the stuff that was

491
00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:52.159
in the cupuce. What was it? Garlic garlic sauce? Are you sure

492
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:54.719
was garlic sauce? Kipping? I
was thinking the ice cream? Are you

493
00:40:54.800 --> 00:41:01.239
sure was garlic sauce? Maybe it
was spew? Well, it was sealed,

494
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:08.679
so page it was sealed and it
was probably just bed. You know

495
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:12.519
who looks at the dates. I
won't even eat anything. I mean,

496
00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:15.840
not a zip none. I'm alright
here, all right, Rebo, shut

497
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:19.920
up? We fat and shut up. We found it. Go them on.

498
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:24.760
Just the red dirt off your boots
and get all your rowdy friends together.

499
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:30.800
Born and Raised Music Festival is back
for one hell of a weekend September

500
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:35.679
thirteenth through fifteen, twenty twenty four
in Prior, Oklahoma, featuring Cody Johnson.

501
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:42.119
You Got tayk Tank Williams Junior Oh
my round, my friends are coming

502
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:53.000
over tonight. Co Wetzel have something
so Ba Midland, Emospa, Dwight Yoakum

503
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:59.920
awesome good plus the Red Clay Strays, Shane Smith and the Saints, Paul

504
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:05.199
Coffin, Treaty Oak Revival, the
Cadillac Three, and many more. Passes

505
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.440
and camping on sale now at Born
and Raised Festival dot com starting at ten

506
00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:15.719
dollars down the best camping and the
rowdiest party, the Festival for the outlaw

507
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:22.360
and all of us born and raised. All Right, I'm gonna go with

508
00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:27.079
either because I'm gonna go Hank Williams
Jr. Right, it can either be

509
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:30.079
Hank or the other one. We
go back to the fucking other one was

510
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:35.079
all right, So here's the deal. How much time we got left?

511
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:44.960
We got time for another half quarter
of a story now. So there there

512
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.400
were these dudes we hung out with
in Agura, me and my best bro

513
00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:55.400
that the one that passed in September. Uh And they were some like Idahoians

514
00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.519
if you know anything about never heard
that. Yeah, yeah, So from

515
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:06.679
Idaho. Here's what. Here's what
people from Idaho are like. First of

516
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:14.280
all, they all have huge trucks. Okay, Ruck and they they grow

517
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:19.480
them big in Idaho. I can
tell you that too, and only fans

518
00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:25.280
and they like and they definitely like
one particular artists in particular. And so

519
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:31.239
they got me and my bro totally
into this artist and we were total freaking

520
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:37.159
metal head punks and like you would
never think. But you know, tell

521
00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:42.800
me, hang, why do you
drink? Why do you smoke? Dope?

522
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:47.360
It's just a family tradition here at
pat Man Radio. Yeah, so

523
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:52.039
we go to be born and raided
with Hank Williams Junior. You are the

524
00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:59.480
winners both. I do love Giant
Cash, okay, And so check this

525
00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:02.880
out. You mentioned Johnny Cash.
You know who played in Fort Laurerdale this

526
00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:07.880
weekend this Sunday. I'll give you
a hint. The weird singer of Wind

527
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:10.719
of Bands. It was two bands, lead singer of Wine of Bands.

528
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:15.199
Just got the key to the city
in Fullerton, California. Anybody can have

529
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:22.199
a kid any city that's director.
It's related to Johnny Cash. I mean

530
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:25.360
you should know me well enough by
now. If I'm gonna do something like

531
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:32.119
that, it's related to something you
just said. So it is related Waylon

532
00:44:34.360 --> 00:44:37.079
what Okay, I guess I gotta
tell you no, it was a It

533
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:44.519
was two punk bands. It was
bad Bad Religion and and the other band

534
00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:52.599
does Johnny Cash songs because they're cowpunk. Okay, just go say it.

535
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:58.239
Social D, social D, social
distortion. Okay, what song do they

536
00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:01.119
need to like? Hurt? No? Oh, that's uh, that's not

537
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:07.639
his song. You ding that.
You do realize that he covered that song

538
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:15.159
from somebody else who who was the
originals singer Nine inch Nails. They are

539
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:21.280
the originals. This is an argument
we've had before on this show before you're

540
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:25.519
on. Yes, okay, yeah, no, Johnny Cash stole it from

541
00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:30.119
nine inch Nails and did a bang
up job. Man. That was That

542
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:34.199
was the last song he ever did, and he did it decaded Like what

543
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:39.920
a story between Johnny Cash and June
Carter. Oh my god, that is

544
00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:45.440
you know what. I can watch
that movie ten million times, ten million

545
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:51.760
times that that movie is what it's
all about. Chad was that we used

546
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:54.320
to make fun. Chad and Heather
were like that. You know, do

547
00:45:54.360 --> 00:46:00.199
you remember that rebel? So yeah, Chad Chad who was our head engineer

548
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:05.079
here, you know he was.
He always used to say, I like

549
00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:08.599
metal, I like country, and
I like Neil Diamond because he had a

550
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:15.639
metal band in the eighties and they
had a country rock duo and he could

551
00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:20.840
sing Neil Diamond. You swore it
was Neil Diamond. But the thing is

552
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:23.920
he was. It was the same
situation, Like I used to be out

553
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:27.639
with them all the time, and
I would be the one going, no

554
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:31.920
Chad, no Chad, you know, no Chad. One time I left

555
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:36.920
early, okay, and Heather was
sick that night they were performing, because

556
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:40.280
I'd be at all their shows,
like their you know, manager and and

557
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:45.440
so. She Heather calls me up. I was already home. She's like,

558
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:50.039
you gotta go back to so and
so, And I'm like, why,

559
00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:55.400
what's up? Uh? Yeah,
Chad saying Sweet Home Alabama four times

560
00:46:55.400 --> 00:47:00.480
in a row, standing up on
this he's standing up on the speed and

561
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:05.760
he's standing up on her speakers.
And like there used to be two Chads.

562
00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:09.559
There was Chad and Brad. Chad. Chad was the first set,

563
00:47:09.840 --> 00:47:15.679
and then Brad came for the second
set, and he used to drink like

564
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:21.840
a whole bottle of Jack Daniels before
the first set was over. And then

565
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:28.000
Brad came out and he was the
most entertaining drunk. Ever. In fact,

566
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:32.480
I think he peed on rebels foot
once. Did she get stinged by

567
00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:43.000
a jellyfish? No? Not mine. We had this Fred Rosie, okay,

568
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:46.000
And he used to he used to
like elbower, like, lightly,

569
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:52.760
go Rosie, I need to pee, and that should have been her clue

570
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:54.280
to get away, and he would
just whip it out and pee right on

571
00:47:54.360 --> 00:48:00.639
her foot. He used to pee
up. Yeah, he passed away.

572
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:06.960
He was with No. He was
with me since the very beginning of the

573
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:12.400
network. Like we used to sit
here when we first started this thing eighteen

574
00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:17.760
years ago, and he he he
used to go, do you hear that?

575
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:22.280
And I'm like no, he goes, we need to fix that,

576
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:25.000
and I'm like, okay, Like
he used to hear things in here,

577
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:30.159
Like when he was performing, he
would play guitar, sing and play with

578
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:32.800
the mixer board the whole time because
he was so anal about the sound.

579
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:38.719
Yes, yes, indeed, so
y'all never said what happened. I feel

580
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:43.239
like I'm reading a book. And
it was really quick. Like one day

581
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:47.840
he was helping me do my move, you know, back back into the

582
00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:52.239
conda and the pipe cave, and
then the next day he was in the

583
00:48:52.280 --> 00:49:00.760
hospital and like a few days Larry
died. What he had twelve hundred sugar

584
00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:05.559
when he got to the hospital.
Oh so, just for you people that

585
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:12.519
don't know, one hundred and fifty
nine is diabetes four to five hundred.

586
00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:16.239
You go into a coma six seven
hundred, you're dead. He had twelve

587
00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:22.679
hundred. So did he not know
that he had it or what's what happened?

588
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:27.480
I don't know. All I know
is everything to start shutting down like

589
00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.199
real quick. But he was he
was such I know he was sick for

590
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:34.480
a while and nobody knew. He
was such an ox Like he was coming

591
00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.639
to help me and I can tell
you him feel good. I'm like,

592
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:43.800
dude, go home. And like
he was that dedicated, like like to

593
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:47.880
the day of and he he would
do shit like that too, Like I'd

594
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:52.440
walk into the studio and he'd play
this new Pipeman commercial. I'm like,

595
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:59.400
and he's like, what are you
thinking of? That's freaking awesome? You

596
00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:01.320
know, Like I didn't ask him. He was just like you know,

597
00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:07.679
that creative type that he just would
play around with stuff and fears. But

598
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:12.880
he was a genius musician, genius
board guy. But we have one who

599
00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:15.960
is also a genius because one of
our shows that's been with us for a

600
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:20.400
long time, they're like, this
guy was in radio before. He's like

601
00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:24.719
one is the best engineer I've ever
had in my life. So there you

602
00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:30.039
go. It took me several years
though, like right, rebel like it

603
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:34.000
was. It was pretty hard to
and then I finally did find somebody that

604
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:37.480
I thought was also of an equal
quality to Chad, and he died like

605
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:42.639
two months later. So one be
careful, yeah, one, one be

606
00:50:42.719 --> 00:50:50.840
careful engineers here and that you know, just think I think two weeks exactly.

607
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:55.039
All right, Well, don't do
the other side of it, right,

608
00:50:55.239 --> 00:51:00.119
all right? So what did I
miss? I missed some stuff,

609
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So whatever when I missed, whatever
I missed, we'll talk about next week.

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What didn't go? Ahead, Rachel, what I want to hear amazing

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dish her main see dish. It
wasn't just a dish, it's thought.

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She did amazing job with this whole
It's like a Thanksgiving dinner. And then

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you also read the whole story of
Passover, which okay, So here's the

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question that I talked about. You
want to win tickets to a festival,

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You can win tickets are born and
raised. You could win tickets to Sonic

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Temple. There's others you might win
tickets to. But to be henr to

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win, you need to DM me, message me whatever, pipe man radio

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and all socials and tell me why
all Christians should know what Passover is.

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If you can answer. If you
can answer that question correctly, you're you're

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air to win because there's so many
Christians that they're like, I don't even

621
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know what Passover is about. I'm
like, how do you not know what

622
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it's about? Because you have you
should educate people. Let's not even every

623
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religion in the world should know what
Passover is? Right, and there's a

624
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reason for it. I know it
all so I live there. It is

625
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so if Rachel knows, anybody should
know. Okay. So if you don't

626
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know and Rachel knows, oh my
god, best say something. You're an

627
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idiot. I remember I remember reading
it or the teaching it in school.

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I used to go to Catholic school. Yeah right, see see Catholicism for

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them on OnlyFans all right, So
everybody only know what they told us.

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So, I mean it may or
may not be true, because God knows

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they lied. I went there.
Go ahead, if you want to say,

632
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Okay, we got somebody that gave
an answer. Somebody gave an answer

633
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here, Hey Michael, all right, there it is. I'm going to

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end the show on that. Okay, people, if you're still here,

635
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you're still paying attention. It's the
fricking second book of the Bible. So

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when you're quoting your scripture to me, you better remember that Passover is part

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of your scripture. And so yeah, it's historical. The Jews were slaved,

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they were freed, and if it
weren't for that, there would be

639
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no ten Commandments and we would all
just be killing each other. Oh wait,

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that's what we're doing in the whole
world. Anyway, Maybe we need

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to go in a different direction.
Let's find out next week. What is

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that the same story where they you
had to put the blood on the door

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so they didn't come and kill your
first kid? Over? Yes, yes,

644
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over my house. I got the
blood. I got the blood,

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Passover, Passover. That's right.
If you want, we can talk about

646
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this war next week. But we
really got to go because I did it

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late again. Okay, but catch
the pipe. Man's gonna have some interviews

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maybe from tomorrow night, maybe from
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going to be right before or right
after leaving to go to Welcome to rock

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Field. That day, I'm going
to Welcome to Rockville. The show.

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This show, The Adventures of Pipe
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some more tickets to give you some
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know, let's see. Thanks for
listening, Thanks for watching. Any last

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words, nuts pipe nuts have fine
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