Pipeman Returns From Invading Europe and Graspop Metal Meeting Adventures

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0:48 Why up America, It's time for the adventures. So fight Man, I'll be four s. Why do com list pomp Beach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yo. I'm back back in the USA, back in Florida, and I'm not sure I'm alive yet, and we'll talk about that in a second. But it has to do with my adventures at Grass Pop Festival Brussels, Belgium, Lisbon, Portugal. And here we are now with my pipe nuts on the Adventures of pipe Man W four CY Radio. Bring them on one.

1:29 Yeah, who's that person? What are you doing? Rebel playing? Why are you playing, because that's what we're here for, right, We're here to enjoy ourselves. Yeah, but not so close to the camera because it didn't look like anything. Now I know what it is. I didn't know where it was. So let's introduce you pipe nuts and really like, I am surprised. I'm alive right now because five days of a festival that it's twenty four hours a day. Where'd wong go?

2:10 No, I'm still here. So yeah, I got a total of ten hours sleep before I left Belgium in five days and then and then so I had to layover and lives been for on purpose for overnight. So pipe man went and destroyed lives in Portugal like all night long before in the next flight, so obviously there was no sleep there. Got back after okay, planes trains and noimobiles. Plane to Miami Airport to the train. Oh oh my god, this happened both ways. Okay. On the way there, I had to take some phone call for business and I had to rush into the uber to get to the train station and literally went into the as the doors were closing, like like one of those things where you just slide through as it's closing on you.

3:08 It happened him? You are muted again? Yeah? Sorry, remember especially on TV on radio? Ja did it? It was not interesting? Sorry? Well he's trying to get some of the scenes behind me. Yes, yes, okay, we still can't hear you. Fight, man? Can somebody else? What else is going on? It's hot, I'm in Texas. It's hot, rebel hotter Louisiana. It is hot, hot, very hot. No, sorry, man, we can't hear you.

3:55 I got a job. I'm working at a magazine. Sure, yeah, you hurt her? Who told you you did. Last night on the television show? Oh? Oh did the Latino? Who's the Latino magazine? Who would you like to join me? Also? I said you were gonna show? Yeah, yeah, she's gonna make the cover? Uh one of them the Yeah, absolutely didn't know it yet, but yeah, I'm sure. I mean, who doesn't want to be on the cover? Right? Can you hear me?

4:37 Now? You know? You know what I did? You know how I'm so animated? I talked with my hands, my hand like hit the wires to the mic and unplugged the mic and then putting it back in. It wouldn't go back. I had to leave the studio and come back in and then I had the mike switched off, so I was like and that and went like that. So that's what happened. That's what happens when you only get ten hours sleep in a week, you know week, that's bad. That's really bad. So you were saying about an airplane. And yeah, yeah, yeah, so coming home, coming home, what happens is Okay, so I'm in Lisbon getting on the plane and they make me check my carry on. I specifically did packed only a carry on so I wouldn't have to deal with international baggage dipshits, okay, and so they made me do it, and I'm pissed because I was like, they made me take all the radio equipment out a bag and put it into my backpack, and my backpack ended up bigger than the bag, and the reason was space. So why are you making me put a bigger bag up there so you can check the one?

5:52 That's cool? Whatever we get back, and of course, as usual when you come back in the United States, it's harder as an American to get into this country than any other country in the world. Okay, So Pipeman for Prays is going to preach now because I've watched the line of people that were not US citizens. They got right into the country, no problem at all, walked through, no questions, blah blah. I think some of them only had birth certificates. They didn't even have a passport. My line took like forever because every person and it was all us, and there were multiple lines, all US citizens.

6:36 They're asked like ten questions and they even asked me like, what are you doing here? And I'm like, what are you doing there? Can we talk about what you were doing out there? Can we talk about like some of this. Shut up? Okay, get a tall glass that shut the hell up? Okay? But no, seriously, these are the adventures because this is what goes on, and we're you know, we're in election time. We have a debate tomorrow night. There's a debate and this is part of that debate because listen, what am I doing here? I freaking live here, and so I was going to miss my train. I ran two miles through the airport to get to the train, and again the doors close on me. I'm pulling my bag through the door like as the doors like closing on it. I have to spread the door open and then the conductor's like, what are you doing? I'm like, nothing, trying to get on that train. What did they? But anyway, yes, there there are some adventures we can talk about about grass Pop and there's some adventures we can't talk about.

7:44 Oh those times want to hear. Yeah, Well, somebody said to me, what happens at grass pop stays at grass Pop And they said, like Las Vegas, and so some of those things have to stay here. You brought it up here. You that what a doing? Talk about it? Let's I talk to you about every team? Come on, well, I want to know okay, you're two women there. Okay, I want to know why women love to flirt by hitting guys. Tell me about that, and one you and I could talk about why we actually love it when they do that. So let's hear it from you guys.

8:25 Hitting guys. I'm not understanding what you mean. Tell me what type of hitting we're talking about. Well, sometimes it's punching. It's like Latinas do it a lot. They like they love to punch you in the arm and that's their like love tap. You've never won? Am I right? Or am I right? You are right? Tell them about it? You are from that community tell them about because I'm just a gringo. I shouldn't be talking for your community, So why don't you talk for your community? Yeah, it's they're very feisty when when they start to like you, and I don't know why, they just want to hit you. But they hit you for everything, like even if you if you even if you do something good, they'll hit you like, oh, you're such a nice guy.

9:19 You know. It's like this all ages, especially the short ones like there. It could be like for eleven and they will punch you really hard to their perspective, but it feels like a little just so. Bella, my bff, who did my hair? You were out there with Mexican dwarfs? Got it? No, no Bella for my hair. Not a dwarf. Okay, so what are you are? You like playing an instrument there for the festival? By the way, yes, let play it for us. Let's hear your creativity.

10:10 Now I can't do it. There you go? Okay, see, rebel, you have nothing to add to this show. You don't hit guys, and you can't play an instream guys. I like to be a nice little slap when I've done something wrong. So okay, So I'll describe one story that happened. There's one I can't, but there's one I will. Okay. So my photographer, badass Lorie, came with a broken foot to do and if you know anything about doing photography at a festival, you gotta walk from stage to stage. There's a lot of work. So we had a wheelchair for and when she was shooting a set, we would have blocked the wheelchair out in the crowd. And there were a couple of times I would want to see the crowd and I would stand up on the wheelchair arm and I like, I had a view of everything that's hot.

11:04 I want that picture. There is one, and there's also me of doing the mannequin piss Are you familiar with the mankins? That? Yeah, that was good, that was funny. The blue do tell me no, I. Wasn't in Brussels yet, or maybe I did talk about it. I was in Brussels then, okay, So yeah, you're right, I'm wrong. I should shut up. Okay, So yeah, I say that again. What I am standing up on this thing? The scorpions are playing, and if like, it's very easy to fall off the arms of a wheelchair.

11:45 To be clear. So arms of the wheelchair, no, no, clarify yourself where you push the person in the wheelchair, or the arms where the person in the wheelchair puts their. Arms where they put their arms, Okay, okay, and they're only like an inch wide. And yeah, so this girl behind me, I didn't know it was a girl at first. Or you can't tell what some of those people out there. She she pushes me right, and luckily I'm a skateboarder and surfer because I did not fall off. But she pushed me. And then I turned around. I was ready to knock somebody out, Like I thought it was a guy, and I was ready to knock him out. And I turn around and it's this really hot Belgian woman who happens to be what we call lawyer. They don't call them lawyers over there. So anyway, I ended up in the machine head mosh pit with her later that night. Wow, don't you well listen. If she's going to push me, she's going in the pit, That's what I'm saying. There was somebody else that punched me too. That was because I walked up to her and pulled her hair. You started it, Yeah, but then never mind, I can't tell the rest anyway.

13:07 That's the part we wanted here come. So there's always a lot of Shenangans at festivals, but European festivals are a whole nother level because it's like going on twenty four hours a day. First night, I didn't leave the festival grounds to my B and B till like four in the morning. My BnB was like four hours away. Everybody's camping, but I can't camp there because I can't do my work and it kind of sucks to be honest to weather. Okay, first two days it rained, they closed all parking lots to the festival except media. I got the park. Nobody else got the park but the pipe man. And it was so muddy that I had two pairs of shoes trashed in the garbage gone. I had to stop at this Belgian store to buy a pair of shoes to actually go to the rest of the festival because it was that bad.

13:57 I mean, the whole place was like a swamp, like imagine walking through the everglades to get from one stage to another. Who played? A lot of bands played? You read the list last time, that's okay, I'll tell you who I interviewed first okay, Alien Weaponry, who is badass? Or this thrash metal band from New Zealand And I did post about them, and one of the leads, one of the lead people in it, they put the legend himself. I'm the legend, you know. Uh So anyway, and then one of my friends who I interviewed at Aftershock Death by Romy, she was they're badass. Yeah. Well, there's not gonna be video clips because it's audio interviews at festivals, you know, because you don't even have signal. Basically, they want do you want to play a clip of Death by Romy's interview?

15:05 Can you do that from the one that we edited? Sure, you know, just something pick something in the middle of it. Yeah. And then I had the funniest, funniest, funniest interview of all over three thousand interviews banded interviews I've ever done, be airborne. This goes as funny, it's it's gonna make the news because we talked about how Fipe Man made the news for Black Sabbath not being metal, and so we talked about that, and then we started talking about Lars and we had played a game would you and I think I'll have one one.

15:47 Was that the funny part would you would you wait, what's. The sad part? Would you rather? Would you rather have sex with Lars or a donkey? And they had to answer which of them? They all picked the donkey, the donkey, the donkey, the donkey. And if you know what I mean, you know what I mean? In Texas we call them donkeys. Is it donkey? I didn't say donkey. You came back from your with a little European. Well, that's quite possible, because when you have to meet women in different languages, you have to count they speak at the festival in that area where it is, they speak several languages. Some English that's the lowest, French, German, Dutch and Flemish. Flemish is just for that like town.

16:48 Basically it's a kind of Dutch, but it's not Dutch. Something like that. Okay, I have the interview with Death by Rommy, but a little bit of that. Let's do a little bit. But before you do, I just want to say their set was badass. This is three women. Uh but uh that's by Romy themselves is the main person and they're friends with the pipe man now and have been. But what a show it was in this cool dome called the Metal Dome, and it had like used AI for the ceiling and the background and the pyrotechnics.

17:30 Pictures slid ass. Yes, everybody's gonna have to go to Facebook for the pictures, or maybe I'll pull up some pictures next week. I'm waiting for the photographer to edit the pictures. Roll it one. Too. Well. You know what they're say in this business it takes twenty years to become an overnight success. I've never actually heard that one. Yeah, let's play it this one. I mean, I'm getting closed up having had to put in my ten thousand hours. You're almost there because let's put it this way. Metallica, who like I knew them before before all that ten years, they were eating baloney sandwiches with no bread, sleeping all of them on one little floor. And now look, so that's where you're headed.

18:14 EBT was definitely getting us by on that last US tour. It's a shame we don't have it here. So are you doing anything else over here in Europe and UK? After this? This is officially our last festival of this run, but we leave to Rome tomorrow. Nice it'll be a lot of our first times there, and we will be playing our last show, third show, opening for none other than baby Metal. Wow. Yes, it's been incredible opening for them. Wow they played that baby Metal? Yeah, honestly my favorite band I've gone open for so far. I think that's going to gain you a lot of followers because baby Metal fans are like insane, you know they are, And I love it and I think you fit right in.

19:00 So it's awesome. It's translated really well for us. It's been an honor to play with them. They put on an incredible, fucking, seamless, fucking show, so it's nice to, you know, have a little encouragement to push ourselves extra hard when playing with someone so talented. Oh yeah, and so, what have you learned over the past ten years about this music business that has made you better? You think? My god, See, that's a hard question. Nobody's asked. The list is endless, but I'm trying to think of one of the most stand out things. What have I learned in the business in the last ten years that's made me better? To trust myself? That's the first thing they came to my head.

19:47 And I don't know why. Best thing because listen questioned it, But that's how you're a real artist, Because the real artist you're just go up there and beat ourselves. And you can tell. I ever loaned into trusting myself. One ever, And I would like go towards the end because it gets worse towards the end of what's going on. Normally at festivals you only do like ten to fifteen minutes. This was a half an hour interview. Because they were having so much fun, they told their tour manager to leave them alone. This was the last interview today and they wanted to keep going on because we're playing games like would you rather so you got it yet one?

20:29 Or we got wait for which one? That's uh the one the vintage the vintage caravan? Well we wait, why don't you throw one of those? Would you question? Do you want? Like towards the end you said, uh, yeah, okay, you want would you rather rebel Greenland situation? Like as a drummer, I would say, like I would prefer them to cheat on me with Lars, just by playing with him, rather than. Like having S and M sex live on stage with him, Like yeah, go. Back from that. You're always the band that did that. Yeah, then you always have to do S and M sex with him, like forever you want to give us the sex, every set without S and M sex with Lars is gonna be a downgrade.

21:20 Just remember this one might make the news. So but okay, unless I have a loophole. So if you if you have the whole sex with large thing as an art exhibition, then you can really do whatever the fuck you want. You know, so you like in a museum or something. Yeah, you do it like you have paint on or something. And I'm like, you call the show loophole. Okay, So here's a very serious question. Yeah, here we go. If you do play gig in Greenland, you have to do it on ice skates. Oh I don't want on ice because they're from Iceland. I mean, I don't think you would have to, but it would. Be kind of fun though.

22:00 That would be fun. Yeah, I would break all of my limbs and most of my other things too. Yeah that's not I think. Yeah, better the whole Laris situation. So I have one more question in in the weirdness, all right, last one in the weirdness. Okay, So that's what to wrap it up. You were speaking to some German girl at a Belgium festival. Oh no, I like it. And your friend comes up to you and says, say this to her in German. And basically what he says to say is that you have a big stick. That wasn't the word. You do it because you're a radio personality, so you have no shame in saying anything. It might be from last night, and she might be waiting out there because I told her I had to go do an interview. So and then she went from punching you to kissing you. Would you do that on stage?

23:19 I'd also take the risk of getting like either beaten up. And she punched me before I said that, he said, he said, if you say this to her, she'll win have sex with you. And before that, what I did was I pulled her hair and she punched me. And then after said that fingers or that's a punt because and that which she wants to go see tonight. And then after I said that, I pulled her hair and she kissed me. So there you go. Congratulations man. So I would not do this on stage. No, if that's the question.

24:02 So what I'm really doing is giving you guys advice. Okay, next time you're at grasp pop okay, speak Germany. That's good advice. Thank you, Sprak and kind speaking. To me. All right, tell em about your socials, your website, how they can get all your music. Hate me up. You know what's funny. I do have an only fans see only podcasts only fans. I don't put stuff on there except ship like this. But I did my co host do. That's where on the rest of the Girl story, and that's how you get more listening.

24:45 Well, yeah, you can find us on you know, and Instagram, YouTube, the caravan, Twitter. I don't know, like X. I can't. I can't call it X. It's stupid. Yeah, it is pretty well instead of sending a tweet, is it like X marks the spot? Yeah, I don't like it. Please answer us. What does it mean. He's got fascination with X? I think I asked to BDSM club. I don't know he was the guy that said that to you. All right, go ahead, one. So there's some background on that. In the beginning interview they told me about I asked him about one of their best shows ever. It was at a b d s M club, so you know that, and they told me some stories about that. So you guys are gonna have to tune into the interview in order to hear the rest of it. All the interviews. So you have the pipe Man interviewed, the Vintage Caravan, death by romy Nile alien weaponry. Am I missing one one?

25:52 No funds, no. Photographers editing them. I'm waiting for him the world meet these people. You don't take pictures, No, they're professional pictures, the real ones, like professional ones, not stupid ones. You know. No, I do go on my socials too. Okay, how do we find you on your socials? Pipeman radio everywhere? Everybody knows that, even even on my space. You can still find me on my space. Um yeah, no, not so much. I really hope that person is sleeping now because well, how do you know which one part of that interview to pick? Because that was perfect because Rachel was so impatient, tell us the story, tell us the story, tell us the story. And she was so impatient and then she got the story. If she wasn't just be impatient, she would have gotten the story.

26:52 Do we have more stories? Um? No. What happens in grasp Pop stays in grass Pop? No, but goes on the podcast. No, we got to talk about some of the sets. I mean, yes, that's. Now we're talking. I'm gonna go get my toy. We're gonna I didn't say sex. What was wrong with he did? He didn't? You you're ampho yesterday? I needed a medication doesn't resolve it. But she wouldn't give it to me. She I went in there with four things I wanted, and she that was one of them. There is a medication. I think it only works on men, though, called Jack Daniels. If you want a medication for that, too? True.

27:39 She wouldn't give me anything. She was like, she said me. She's like, I love you, You're very funny. I do not want to kill you. I'm not going to give you any of the pills that you want. And one of them was because I am that's because you had too many of them over and. I'm like, I'm gonna kill my boyfriend. She's like, oh no, I'm like, yes, I'm gonna do it. I'll tell you what. Those Europeans sure do know how to drink, though, man. Like the Americans know. They pound down. I watched people pounding that water like fifteen beers. I watch them pound down. There is water. You're such a plus. Well, you know, not all of us can be an alcoholic like you. Well maybe that's your sexual problem. Stop drinking so much alcohol and you won't want have such random trying.

28:29 I'm trying. So yeah, So let machine Head they killed it. I lost my brand new three hundred dollars sunglasses in the machine Head pitch. Why this one spend three hundred dollars on sunglasses? Oh? Kids, they're really comfortable and you can see a lot better with them. Do you notice I'm not wearing the ones from last week? So why would you bring here three hundred dollars? Now? I was wearing them in the festival I normally do is I put them back in the vehicle, or I have my friends hold them and like I'm going to pit hold these and I forgot they were in my pocket because it was dark, or everybody's in that.

29:14 Wash pitt to smell? Is it like stinky? Because I mean I just showered about I. Had to wear muddy clothes. I had to wear money clothes for three days because I mean it was muddy the whole time. I was all mud. But it was kind of fun. Everybody. You know, when you left the B and B, you weren't in those mundy clothes you did change every night that you or. Yeah, but that you showed where do you shower? But then they get muddy, like five minutes in where I shower at the B and B where you think I'm gonna show. If you're in the campground, there's showers of the campground waterholes. So what happens is is that you know, you get hit by women and then you get muddy.

30:04 You can fill in the rest. I think maybe as a teenager, I've seen teenagers hit guys. And you know why listen, I told you that Bella who does my hair? Remember Rebel? She was on that dating game show we had way back when. Yeah, so we've been like besties ever since then. She won she won the dating she won the dating show with the pipe man back when was that like two thousand and eight something like that, Yeah, sixteen years ago. It was. So she was doing my hair before the festival. She punches me every time I see her. She's Latina every time, like in the arm. She loves it, And I'm like, oh, that's kind of the pernon it is now one tell the truth? One is it like kind of weird? How when the Latina women punch you, it's kind of a turn one. See yeah, see yeah, he's a Latino, so he's probably sick of it right now.

31:09 Is it only a turn on because y'all know they're flirting with. You, or. It's it's a little bit of a turn on because it doesn't hurt, but it looks like the real hard and they really whind pack. Yeah. Yeah. The way they look at you when they hit you, it's like, oh, I want to bang her. It's just that simple. So listen. My advice to all men in the world is if you want to get a Latina woman, do something to piss her off the cause her to hit you. And that could be just looking at her. To be honest, right, Well, Latinas don't hit on you.

31:51 They just hit you. Yeah. It's kind of like when it's kind of like when you were in kindergarten and they used to tell you like, oh, if that boy is mean to you, that means he likes you. I think they never agree that. I think they just stays with them forever like they never did. They like you, they're going to be mean to you. Yeah, But here's why it's a turn on because it transfers that passion transfers into the sex. So the sex is just as wild. Okay, just saying, just tips rebel. You don't need to. Don't you have five boyfriends? If you haven't had a Latina rebel, you should. Well. I don't play on that side of defense. I play on this side of defense wild.

32:36 You might start playing on that side of defense. I'm telling you right now. They are better than the KKK. Yeah, way better than going to your skinhead. Had long hair. What are you talking about. I'm gonna stop right now. Why look, he even remember his way. He looks like it wasn't just that. It wasn't just that she had oral sex with him. It's like she had a thing where him like, oh this is hot. I'm doing the kick k K. I did not know his affiliation until after.

33:16 Well, at least you're not in Texas, Rachel. Have you ever done an armadillo? Not? This morning? There you go? So what what's your story of like the sexual stuff like this? What what would you say would be besides. I like to be I like to be a little abused. I don't like to abuse because I like to respect the guy that I'm with. And yeah, to me, that's I like the ultimate. Yeah, but he can you know if you'd done something naughty, turned over knee, get a little spinking. I like that.

33:56 I like a little discipline. I mean, I'm him. What does that? How does that make you feel? One? If there was a woman you're into, if she said those things, how does that make you feel? Guys can't handle a lot of guys can't, especially me. Most girls are like that, though, so it's kind of expected. I like to be put in my place. Yeah, And you see that picture behind me, that's the crowd I was in right there. That is the actual want pictures, Rachel, that's the actual from the festival. Where are you? I see you? Wait? Wait wait there, wait wait. If we see. Over here, if we zoom into that picture, will we see you pulling someone's.

34:38 Hand on the wheelchair? Yeah? I see him? You see them? You might? You might? You might see me macing on? Like two are three different women. No one uses macking anymore. I know. That's why I'm saying it. And you can't understand me over there anyway, they're speaking different language. I can't understand what I'm saying. There was we can't understand you here either. Well, that's because you're from Texas. From one subject right back to the festival. One didn't even get to answer the. Question that you asked.

35:19 Okay, answer the question one. I did answer the question. Because it went straight to the festival. The question do you like to discipline your your lady? What happens when you hit a Latino lady? That turns her on? What happens when you hit a Latino ship? She picks your ass? Is what happens. It depends. It depends on your attitude when you do it. If you do it like in us, like us, you know, trying to initiate something, then it would turn her on. If you do it in every way, then yeah, sure she'll probably stab you.

36:01 You know, I forgot that other thing that you just played one was even in that interview. I might have to do some more edity. So I have a major festival announcement though that happened as okay, so yeah, has to do it next year. So my photographer Laurie, she also has had similar experiences as me at festivals, but from the female perspective, she's the one doing doing the hitting probably, And so she was on ship rocked and she met this dude and they're now liked and that was only a few months ago. Now they're like totally in love.

36:49 And that's the question the guy that was in the interview with you guys. Backseat, Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just checking. Because if god, we need to pull it footage down the case. Yeah yeah, we might have to. No. And so anyway, he's from the UK, she lives near you, rebel, and. God, that's a long distance relationship. Right now, Yeah, no doubt. Well, I you know, I got jealous and I think I'm breaking that record because I think Germany's further than the UK, just saying. But anyway, no, seriously, in all seriousness. So he lives in the UK and he does this thing, this little festival at home called hell Fest at Home. So this weekend is hell Fest.

37:38 Here's the next thing that's this weekend. Pipe Man was supposed to cover it, but having to do with Germany, I can't cover it. That's all I can say. Yep, where are you are? You? Don't I keep up with you? Where are you at? I'm in Florida right now, in Florida? But can you say it like that? And Germany caused no health fest for pipe man, just saying and so anyway, but we're still gonna promote it. We're gonna promote it, cover it. But here's the thing. He does this thing called health Fest at home, so they do do this small little festival. And he invited me to come and broadcast live next year. And then we talked even more because we got to be really good friends. And we're gonna do a health Fest at Florida next year as well. And We're gonna do his thing over here and I'm gonna do his thing over there.

38:38 And don't tell Laurie. We're gonna do each other. Oh, not in that way, No, they're in that way. We want to see that. No. But I do have a picture of one of the other people in our and a video that I did not want to have but was sent in the group chat to while other people have in with us that lifted his cut kilt up during the festival and there was nothing there. There was something there, oh you know, not what should have been there. I am scarred for life now, Okay, I'm just saying I don't think he found No, I just don't think it was cut. And I'm a Jew, and like we get scared. We get scared by uncut things. Well, it kind of looked like, what is it that looks like rebel?

39:40 What did the KKK guy have? He was cut? He was cut, but was he wearing a hood on it? Did he have like a did he have like a little. Hood for it? No? I just got a message and I think I'm going to get hit again. Ship. Oh, I guess she was watching what that grass pop didn't stay at. I didn't think she'd understand me. Nobody understands you. She does. How funny would it be if she was traveling and she actually lives in Florida, she's.

40:23 Like, or if she was in the other room here in Florida. It's just saying it, Wow, does work fast? Or or I'm in another country. Maybe I'm not in Florida. You don't know where anywhere in the world. Where am I going next? What's coming up? I'm going to unveiling my bro that passed away last September. His brother built a tiki bar in his honor and it's being launched on fourth of July. That's my next trip. Where's me? That's in Pacific Pacific Palisades, California and it's the Malibu Abe Tiki Bar because that was that was my bro's nickname. It's not for everybody. It's a private party. No, I know.

41:12 I'm just saying, when is it? I know it's fourth of July. It's on fourth of July. I did, Rebel? Did I say fourth of July? Come on one? Did I say fourth of July? Thanks? You're so busy pay attention to yourself. You can't pay attention to anybody else. I'm the cutest one here. I A. Yeah, you'd like to think so, But once you take the filters off, it's pretty scary. I just filters were. Live, right? This is it? Filter? Really? Would you show me how? Because I would love to do that. I know you would. So you go to settings camera and then touch up my appearance.

41:55 One one, I want to ask you a question. As an engineer, they met clients before. Can you have a filter and look very different on this show than in real life? He's seen it firsthand? Yes, right, Rebel, no filters? People? No one said you did. I don't either. Why so defensive? I'm not defensive. I'm just saying there's no filter. From when I got the BOATOX and I got a little stuff like there was a new product under my eye and you could still see the bruise.

42:35 What's under the makeup? I mean, you really are gorgeous for seventy, I mean fifty, got fifty. Oh then you're not. Then you're a lot worse than I thought fifty. I think. So help Fest at Home, help Fest at Florida, you guys are gonna have to check it out. We're gonna actually be interviewing in one of the bands I played at help Fest at Home. We're gonna interview probably some help Fests we'll see and uh yeah, So the next stop. Helps in Florida, are you gonna have like people are gonna be able to come there? And yeah, it's not virtual, it's gonna be an actual festival, actual festivals, So people might even be at the pipe cave.

43:26 They hit by the group one. It didn't work. Oh really, yeah, I think I think at this point I'm disabling the group on. Oh so, uh, the hair pulling must. Have for you. It always does. Hair pulling is like the best technique ever known to man. Okay, there isn't There isn't a woman at that whole festival that I didn't pull hair, Like if you pull one hundred thousand women's hair, one of them is going to say, yes, well that's only one. But hey, it wasn't only one, but it's won that hour.

44:11 Wow, one an hour. That's definitely you were. At Louder than Life. You witnessed it yourself, didn't you. Didn't you make comments to me, Rebel? Yes? Will you tell everybody what comments you made to me at Louder than Life? I'm going to do what happens it louder in life stays it louded? And man, everybody one my story. Where's your story about me? Rebel? I'm giving you permission. You tell it so much better than I do. Oh lord, somebody tell it. One tell them the story. No one all stories. Because he gets to edit things out of the story.

44:58 There's things that have to remain. I get the scoop the the one else gets. Exactly. So he's very dangerous. He could have some bloopers like come on this show that you could end the pipe man, so Rebel, come on, like all. These women were fawning all over him, and they come from everywhere in all duns. No, I'm serious. It's like, Wow, we're sitting here trying to do interviews, and they're trying to sneak. On in get his attention. They were poking at you, that's right. They weren't punching you or another by you here and there. I see now what you're talking about.

45:39 Remember when you went to South Florida Fair and Jessica was there. Jessica's my daughter. She worked at the station. We were covering puddle mud at South Florida Fair. And afterwards we walk out and Rebel turns to my daughter and says, what's up with that? And she goes, oh, yeah, all the women love my dad, just like that's exactly how she said. She's just like, uh yeah, all the women that made you ask her that, Rebel, because. That freebody always comes on. Let me let me tell you a story between me and Pete Man. We went out to I think it was lunch at this restaurant and he liked the waitress and it was kind of a thing. But when he went to the restroomy, you know what, see a thing here?

46:31 And she's like, oh, I didn't want to be noticeable. You guys are together. I'm like, we are not together. You get them. Definitely give him your phone number. We're good, and she was shocked because she thought we were like a couple. I'm like, we just we worked together. We're good. You're welcome to. She was excited at that point, right. She gave me her phone number at that point, So, yeah, exactly. It's just so weird. And at the Florida Fair to other people thought we were together. And it's like, I'm not with him. We just worked together. We're not walking around holding hands, We're not doing anything weird. I don't even know how we possibly gave that vibe that we were.

47:13 Together, because people think if two people are at the same place and they're I mean, it could be I was gonna say, opposite genders. It doesn't even matter nowadays, just two people together, Oh they must be together, because I you know, sometimes you do think it because Okay, so I met two other girls, uh, and I was hanging out with them, and I literally, you know, I'm direct. I asked one of them, I'm like, are you guys just friends? Or are you together? Because I have to know which way to approach it. Do I approach both of them or just one of them? Is it gonna be a three? For exactly? I gotta find that way it is. You ever notice two when when you meet two women, one is one personality, one is the other. So it is kind of cool to have, Like it's almost like multiple personality sex time baby, So tell us about.

48:14 All your personalities anymore. It's called d I D dissative identity disorder. So yeah, why we gotta put some stupid negative label on Why can't we just be you know, why can't we be cool? Being psychotic? Okay, that's my new platform on Pipeman for pres. They barred me from the debate because I might have won it. But yeah, that's exactly why my new platform is about you know, psych and being psychic. Let's make America psychotic again. That's my platform.

48:55 Make America psychotic again. That fact like we ever wasn't. I mean, well, that's Trumps. That's Trump's new campaign. That's Trump's new campaign. Like think of it. It's brilliant. Okay, you know, we could and you know what, you could have a video commercial of storm in the Capitol and then and then Biden is falling over on things and stuttering as he's as he joins forces of invading the Capitol because he forgot where he was or who he was. See, I'm equal opportunity. I think both of them suck. Vote.

49:36 I think I think you should make a video. I think you should make a video and then have Stormy Daniels at the end saying I'm Stormy Daniels and I approved this message. We got somebody watching from Kenya watching we live from Western Kenya, Tomingo. Rachel loves the Omegas, I can tell you right now. Yeah, she's sure do love the Mega Coas. I mean, no more about cock Omega next week because we're done here. Thank you for watching, Silas, Thank you very much. Tell all your friends in Kenya to watch.

50:20 And Rachel will give her number to every one of you. You got it, see that, and long will too if you go for that. You know, I'm not sure we go for I want Coo opportunity here, Rebel. She's already got four boyfriends. She doesn't have room yet. I got a boyfriend. Yeah, but she's got four How do you fee how you fit four of those in there? Anyway? Rebel? At the same time, why not try that. I'm going to get my toy. We're going with that one, okay? Is the boy the size of four of them? Because that's what you need to use the practice. Go get a toy with the size of four and practice with that.

51:03 Rebel toys. For me, it's gotta be the real deal, thank you very much. All Right, the real deal, the real deal, Rebel Meddler. There she is, as long as you have a white cat. And then we got more. Okay, ready that did not. Finally it's not it's finally not somebody who loves rebel. It's somebody. Finally. They always love rebel. They never give what. You have to go way to have to go all the way? Can you to get love for Rachel? Everyone, This is the adventurespipe Man here on W four c Y Radio, and we will talk more about other stuff and other adventures, and we probably didn't even touch on everything, but who cares. We're just here. I think now, I think I'm gonna go now sleep for a week because I don't even have a clue where I am what I am, except I am on the Adventures Pipe Man.

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