Pipeman, The Pet Health Guru, and Pet Health Cafe'

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0:48 Whake up America. It's time for the adventures. So fight Man. I'll be four s why dot com list Palm Beach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight Man. Yo. Here we are the Adventures of pipe Man on W four CY Radio and Talk for TV. And what a great show today. Okay, we got rid of the person that makes the annoying noises for today so that we could have a serious show. And because one of our longest running shows of the whole station besides mine and even was on my show before starting the network, is with us today. Somebody that I respect highly. That is all about and set guy up there, right there.

1:38 It's that guy right there, but he's gonna come on live and he is the Pet Health Guru. And I love the Pet Health Guru because I mean, listen, I used to have a pug that I strictly went by the Pet Health Gurus recommendations, and she lived longer than any other pug ever did, Okay, And I never took her to that ever ever, never needed to. So he also has a great show on the station called Pet Health Cafe. He's the reason we started the Health and Wellness Network, uh and the Pet Health Network. And so if you love your pets, you want to be here for this show because this man is a walking encyclopedia of how pets can be healthy and live much longer lives so they can be your companion for a lot longer.

2:36 So let's now welcome to the show, our pipe nuts and the Pet Health Guru. Thank you, thank you pipe Man for that great intro. I really love it. Yeah, you're right, I was there rate in the very beginning. And yeah, the health the health network that was part of it as well. Yeah. Unfortunately, you know, at a few of those doctors ended up meeting not so great endings made on what goes on in this field. The pet area, of course, is how we started. And of course so much of what I do today transfers over into our health as well, because let's phase, we're all mammals. We're all animals, no matter what the any difference is in the species appropriateness of the diets we have to do. And you know, as long as we do that, you know, I know a little bit about your history, and you know, we are basically what we eat. And medicine isn't always the answer, is it.

3:38 No. In fact, food is medicine whether you're an animal or you're a human, or you're a human animal, because there's a lot of them nowadays. It sure is. And if I introduce you to our pipe nuts, okay, you know Rebel, she's there right next to you. Yeah, and I many years never even saw what she looked like. Look at that, Look at that. I got her to show her face. See, she's the one that she's the she's the stuffed animal. It was health talk. I brought my little friends.

4:20 Yes, let me introduce you to my little friend. And then we have up there, we have our resident engineer who basically keeps trying to fill Chad's shoes. Bill, he is in Chad's place, and he's the closest we've come. And that and that. I don't know if you've met him, but there he is. That's one in our studio. Only only on the earpiece and on the microphone for a few years. Yeah, yeah, see. Until we went TV. But yeah, no, that's like the whole gang is here.

5:00 See that, we're all here live in person. And I just have to say too. By the way, one I have to tell you something. Two things. One is sent you a text that Patty sent me. Patty's like the right hand person for Bill, that we were going to put up on the scrolling ticker. So I'm just letting you know in case you weren't paying attention to your phone. Yeah, I'm actually emailing it to myself right now. And then also if and I texted you because she texted me and it was the fastest way while we were in the intro. And also I don't know what's been happened in my area, but I've been having issues a little bit with the internet, with the streaming. I was going to go out and get some stuff this morning, and then you know, I'm like, Bill, like that's a good intention. But then everything's pulling in many different ways.

5:52 So if I have any dropouts, rebel take over for me. Don't let there be okay air when builds around, because he's got a lot. And now I want to start off right off the bat of one of the things you told me a long time ago, Bill, and that is educational for me because I never thought of it that cats and dogs basically are different. That cats are pure conivores and dogs, if I remember you correctly, are opportunists for a report. Yeah, more of a scavenger. Yeah, so they can live on different things.

6:37 So tell us a little bit about that and their differences and why we have those differences. Well, we're basically created by the Creator to be a little bit different. We need certain animals that are going to be basically the apex predator. That's the cat family primarily. Then we've got the K nine family, which is basically part of the cleanup crew. While they have a lot of crossover. While they can hunt and bring down their own food and things of that nature, they're also there to help clean up at least the better the better parts of the food, and of course in the bad parts, like the intestines and things of that nature that are really really gross. Anyly, those for the bugs and the vultures, which are the ultimate obviously clean up machines on this earth.

7:28 Hey, somebody is calling me that knows better than to call me during my show, that you know, Bill, So I'm gonna do what I normally do and make sure to teach a lesson not to call during my show. So here we go. Hold on, Uh, I didn't answer quick enough. I'm gonna call back, okay, because she deserves to get called back for interrupting my show. Oh goodness, I wonder you never really know. It's always someone can you hear that? And when the air, she must know better, she must have looked and gone.

8:15 But if she calls back, we're bringing her on. Uh. And you know who else called me recently out of blue Mickey? Remember Mickey? Okay? Yes, yeah, before before my uh my original Facebook page was taken down, we still remained friendly. But of course, you know, in the last year, all those followers just had to disappear because I guess they social media just didn't like what I was saying. Yeah, it's terrible when you have great things to say, isn't it. Yeah, it is. Yeah, So tell us a little bit about what you got you into this and what what what is it that turned you into the health guru.

9:02 You know, it's funny because I've kind of reviewed my career life over the last couple of months and realized I was doing so much of this stuff when I was very very young, just seeing the differences, not only in the pet field itself, because back then, I mean, the pet field was almost nothing. Pet shops did not carry pet foods, it was very little of that available at that point in time. It was mostly about about just selling pets and the animals, but also on the human side that I just didn't trust what some of the medical stuff coming down the pike was. I can still claim I haven't been to a doctor in over thirty years. Nice and you know, I mean I eat clean.

9:50 I always did, even when I didn't know it was. I tell a story that when I was a rep on the road for twenty some years, I used to have to eat out for two three weeks at a time, and I used to always go to the smallest restaurant I could find that was, you know, kind of family owned and family run home cooking things like that. And when I take clients out, we all sat around the table and menus would be passed out and I never picked one up, and everybody orders and everything else, and it's like, Bill, you haven't looked at the menu. I said, don't worry about me. And so when they finally come to me, I said, well, what did the chef just buy that he cooked for himself. That's fresh, cooked and healthy, and I'll take that, And everybody, of course then would change their orders. But not even thinking about myself being in the health food industry at that point in timeber being a health food not, of course, not when I look at the whole industry the way it is. Of course, we go to medicine to be healthy, and there's no health in medicine. We know that. So then you go to the health food store and guess what, there's no food.

10:53 So you already get your food the grocery store and go ahead and try to ask anybody about any food items that are in that store and see what your answer is. Actually, probably won't get an answer. You'll probably just get the strangest look in the world. It's like, we don't know nothing. About what we sell. The whole system is upside down. Upside down, sideways, diagonal, all of it. And you know a lot of people don't know this, okay, and I've had these discussions with people, but the whole idea of dry grain food for pets is not because it was good for them. It was because of some other reason having to do with the Great Depression. Tell us a little bit about that bill and how we got to poisoning and well, I won't say that, how we got to giving animals dry, non tasty food.

11:53 Well, basically, and it's funny because I just finished an article and one of my programs on this, you know, on the Pet Health Cafe, but that essentially we up until the nineteen fifties, probably because kibble was invented in nineteen fifty five, we as a family, you would be feeding your pets whatever you ate. And you know a lot of people referred to, well the dogs didn't cats all got the leftovers. They weren't leftovers your grandmother and possibly your mother if you had a pet, they made sure that there was extra food in that pot for that animal. And I know, as a kid, as soon as I was tall enough to reach the sink. My job was washing dishes, the oldest of four kids, and my sister wasn't much of a help, but my dog helped clean every single plate that went out on the floor, every pot and pan. I had no work to do when I had him as a helper, because that's what they lived on, and they thrived, and they lived over twenty years, dogs, cats almost thirty years, and we never thought twice about it. And then of course my medicine took over with you know those stupid uh compounds that they put in that plastic tube with a needle, and that started changing the whole health of our animals, you know, the toxicity levels. The same thing with all the medications that are aren't even sold as medications, are sold as preventions for fleas.

13:23 Takes kind of like, Okay, I think I think it's kind of like those protesters out there right now that are squirting people with squirt guns. Did you hear about that? No? I haven't heard about that one. Yeah, that's how I stay away from I stay away from normal news. You know that. Yeah, that's happening recently. Okay, where there's uh, I'm trying to remember right the second he just brought it to my mind. Off to look at when he's talking again, because it's it's I only even remember what they were protesting about. I just remember laughing that they are squirting people as their protest with water. Yes, with water, you know.

14:11 But but is it good ionized water or spring water or is it our tapwater? Barcelona? Aiming at a tourists there it is here? Right? Yeah, so I I was at Barcelona last year and now this year. That's what's happening Spain in general. Okay, here's that caller. Hold on, let's bring the collar on. Hello, you're live on the air on the Adventures of Pipe Man with with Bill the Pet Health Guru. Do you have a question. Do you have a question for Bill the Pet health Guru?

14:53 Yeah? How do I get my cat's here to grow back? Did you hear that, Bill? No? I couldn't hear that. Okay, So that was Jessica. You remember Jessica, right, Jessica? And he asked how does she get her cat to grow their hair back? It's all about nutrition, It's all about a real food, and said it's funny. Before you answer even more, she just said, what contact dermatitis? Yeah? Said they have contact dermatitis from fleas.

15:34 Another one of those fallacies in this in this medical world. And I think that I was just gonna say it comes to mind because I got a call this morning, uh, from somebody that worked in there's a Yeah, there's a product that we have, you know, a lot. We have a whole line of those products. But got a call from somebody that works in a health food store and they called for their boss who wanted to know if I have anything natural for their cat that the two year old basically still kitting that is on prozac for anxiety? Are nos? Yes on a two year under a two years for a cat? My answer, my answer was, my answer was of course, because I know, I know the person I was working there. I said, hell them, I get off the freaking processed food because that's what causes it all. And you know, we don't realize that we've been doing chemicals in our body and their body for fifty years or more now, and it's not what you know.

16:44 I know some of the health problems you've gone through and the changes you've done in your diet and everything else, but you know what happened before you made that change. You were still the result of what our parents gave to us, what our grandparents gave to us. You know a lot of that transfers through in mom's blood, all those toxins, all those chemicals. So something that happened recently, as a matter of fact. So I was at festival in Belgium, and uh, you might have missed previous shows, but there was somebody that punched me, okay, and then ended up doing other things that weren't so violent. And she got home and she wasn't feeling good. I won't tell you what she had, just you imagine what she had. It was something not good, right, And I, as soon as I knew that she could possibly be not feeling good, I started taking a bunch supplements and I she got very very sick for two weeks, and I should have definitely gotten very very sick.

18:15 How close are you with this punch? We swapped spit, okay, so let's put that. Let's put it that way. That's how likely it was. And nothing for me, nothing for me clean eating supplements. And I'm just and I'm somebody that is high risk, and I was still in good shape. That's my experience, my opinion. And I say that because we're allowed to say our own experiences and we're allowed to say our own opinions.

18:55 We're just not allowed to give other people advice based on that. But my experience was, hahuh, you're sick and I'm not. Well. You know, the nicer thing would have been for you to say, Okay, well I took these things, maybe these will make. You feel better. Oh it's too late for her. Yep, you have to head it off at the past. That's what the bill will tell you. It's like, yeah, of course, if you poison your body with stuff and put things in that you're not supposed to put in your body, and of course if you're not healthy, you're not active, you're not eating right, and then you get sick. Sometimes these things won't work, and then you do have to do other things you may not want to do. You have to keep your body healthy to prepare for those things and be prepared and I'll let your pet health GURW go on with that.

19:52 Yeah, I mean, the whole thing is is I mean, it's not that the stuff doesn't work, but by the time you get to the point or your pet gets to the point of illness, because first off, the body tries to hide any kind of illness because in nature, especially if you look like a sick animal, if you're not doing well, you're somebody else's dinner. It's that simple. I mean, you know, the pridal lion doesn't go after, you know, the healthiest, fittest animal. They're eating the sick and the dying and the challenge, which means that when we even look at it. In the food chain, it doesn't mean that we have to have the best food all the time, but we need to have good food all the time, which means clean and that's a big part of it. So now by the time you get sick or you're starting to feel ill, your body's already working on, you know, multiple areas where you have to work on. In the area of supplements, of course, one of the things I've been railing against in the last so probably a year, two years, three years, whatever happens to being is the supplement business itself. When you go to the health food stores, most of those supplements are made by pharmaceutical companies. Yeah, and they have a lot of the same chemicals in them. And if you're taking for instance, so many supplements contain things like sorbitall and magnesium stair eight and other preservatives and binders and anti cake agents. And the problem is is if you're taking twenty times twenty supplements, say in a day, you're taking twenty times the amount of sorbitol, which is not a

21:23 good product into your body. So you, if wherever possible, move back another step to where's it found in nature? If I need b vitamins, and I know it's going to shock a lot of people, but eat more. Liver that's loaded would be vitamins. Okay, if you need to detoxified, I know, if you need to detoxified. Yever, we would get the lester's diner and he would order liver and onions, which is a very Jewish thing, and I'd be like, you know. What, what's that? He used to also eat tongue, which juicy. I'm the only Jew that doesn't eat tongue pastrami or corn beef.

22:06 And I am sacrilegious too, because if I go a Jewish deli, I'm putting mayonnaise on my sandwich and ketchup on my hot talk. And okay, and you are you are banned from Judaism if you do those things. Yeah? Why because it's disgusting. And some people mind. In most Jews minds, mustard goes on a sandwich and mustard goes on a hot dog. Period. Okay, and he's in Ketchup. Why are they being exiled? Well, Ketchup's not exiled, just exiled for putting a hot dog. And there's a lot of people that feel that way. You talk to people and you tell them like, that's the odd ball out like my whole life, I'd put ketchup on a hot dog and people are like, look at me, like I'm like nuts. You know, well, no, you're supposed to put mustard do, but I hate mustard.

23:01 Ketchup is like what people that don't eat mustard do? You know? That's right? You know tomato, the tomatoes have actually been relegated to the Aposta family. Uh. You know, if you want to your tomatoes, have a good have a good play to spaghet it. Exactly. And you know if you want to know too, here's another thing with animals. If you want to know what you shouldn't eat, give it to an animal. If they don't eat it, especially a dog, don't eat it because if they don't need it, which you know, there are to bring some levity to the show. Who here on the show has fed their dog peanut butter because that is on the s crap Ever, that's one.

23:51 Of the most recalled items in the world too. Well, your fans, rebel wants to know what you're wearing. It's a it's a print, it's got animals on it, it's got a fox and that's got mostly fox and deer and stuff like that. I figure since the pet Guru was coming on, i'd wear this is a it's from Bunesie down Under, from Australia. It's really cool. And I haven't I have a question I have questioned people listening want no rebel, are you naked under your clothes?

24:31 Well, isn't everyone naked under their boosts? Well not if they have up, if they wear layers if it's cold out, No, but that. Still includes clothes. I mean, yes, I do have a bro one, so but I'm not naked under. I'm naked under all of the clothes everyone is. But do I have underclothes on under my clothes that you could see. You're making it way too complicated. That's the problem with people in Louisiana, Like you can't use a quick witted stuff with people in Louisiana because they're like two weeks behind you. You know, under clothes are still clothes. So yeah, everyone's naked under.

25:13 Their clothes, that's right. Yeah, so and all animal and all animals run around naked every day of their. Life, I know. And why do we clothe them? That's what I want to know. Pet healthcarel why do we clothe our pets? They look it's you know, I think it's a vanity thing with some people. It's just, you know, they have to be they want to stand out in the crowd. You know, they can't have a pet for what it really is, it's loving little ball of fur. You know, we have to do something that's going to stress them out even more than their diet. Right and uh, you know, now we wonder why we're cats on prozac.

25:54 They hate wearing clothes. When you put it on them and they keep trying to take it off, that should be the message that they don't like it. Yeah, exactly. Shoes for the hot brown outside would shoes? How many times have you seen dogs try to take those booties off you put on them. Take them off, but the pause burns. Because they can nature it's not hot in nature, and they go to the store by booties. We've had this discussion on my on My show a couple of times, especially being down here in Florida. Now most of the country is a too bad, but in Florida you have to either walk your dogs early or late.

26:39 They're not going to run out and be standing in the middle of the blacktop on their own, in the middle of the hot sun. But we have to make a choice in Florida that if you don't walk early or late when it's cool, do you walk them on the hot blacktop or concrete where it can pause sim burn their feet although they they have a higher tolerance that we do in a higher a different basically dermal layer that doesn't get damages easily. Or do we walk them on the lawn that's just been coded with fourteen different chemicals for weeds and mildew and fertilizer and everything else.

27:21 So you've got which is the worst of the two evils? You know? Yeah, that that's a good way of putting it. I have another question I want to post too, using one for see one is our resident expert Hispanic on the show Okay and So Okay, I have a question, and then I want I want one. They answer first, and then I want you Bill to answer. Okay, I heard a while ago. I don't know if I ever talked to you about this, Bill, but I heard that Chihuahuas are not even that they're from the rat family. Now, first let's get the indigenous answer. Is that true? And do you put them on tacos?

28:09 Well? They the rats. They're more annoying than rats. And no, I have never put one in a tackle. Okay, so health guru, your expert knowledge. Is that true or is that fake news? Well? The bulk of the interesting part about that is although they look like a rat, they have a tendency to act like a pit bull. I mean, you know, they think they could take on the whole world. You know, like, uh, maybe a little bit too much tequila. Somewhere's in their upbringing. Right, it's in their blood. And you know it's always the little dogs too that act like they're the pit bulls.

28:51 They have to. They got to stand up to everything. It's like me though, okay, because I'm small and I'm the type that like I'll go in a mash and if you're a big dude, I'm taking you out, okay, and you're not even again. I'm too fast to get around the pit before you even know who took you out. But I am the type. I'm like a chihuahua. If I'm about to get into a fight with some I've done this before, like somebody like six foot four, four hundred pounds, and I'm like, you know, I'm like a buck, thirty soaking wet. Okay, I go up to them. I look up. You know, I don't have my step ladder with me, so I have to look up at him and I'm like, I will I will on a live you right where you stand. And yeah, that's the word you have to say nowadays, rebel. Don't correct me. It's the word you have to say nowadays. Where have you been? Okay?

29:49 And they just look at me and they're like they back off. They're like, yeah, this dude must be crazy, and maybe I don't want to mess with them. I think that's the same with chihuahua's because they are so vicious that it's so funny to watch them go up against a big dog because the big dog's like looking like, oh, you're a little crazy puppy. I'm not messing with you. Shipt the differences that will bite you. Yeah, well I will. I will take a swing. You know, it might not have any impact, but you know, in the pit, you know, there's always the elbow. Yeah, I do the Mike Tyson elbow in the pit. There you go.

30:37 So so, and that's another question for you, pet health girl. When Mike Tyson bit Holyfield's ear off, does that mean does that mean he is part chuaham. That's an interesting question. I mean, generally it's not the ears that they go after. It's usually the throat. Right, okay, so in my experience, an yeah, well that's where the ankle biter term comes from. Chiuala's that's right.

31:21 Yeah, they always go for the ankles. So the mosquitoes, what's up with that? Like, they always go for the ankles, you know, but less now that I've had two heart attacks, because you know why they go after the ankles, you know, Well. The main reason is, of course you you usually don't have very much fat there, so the blood flow and the blood vessels are right close to the surface, and that's what they're there for. They're they're there for a good blood meal. I mean, that's what they thrive on. That's what they live on. That's right. So you know, I have a question. Then do dogs and cats get bitten by mosquitoes? Well, dogs do, that's where that's where the problem with heartworms comes up. But the interesting thing is when we look at those animals that are infected with heartworms, generally that transmission happens with dogs that are tied out, like in doghouses or cannel situations where they're out, and they always get bit on, usually the inside of their legs, and that's because there's very little hair there. And like when I do a veterinarian conference or something like that talking about our different products that we use for heartworms, I always ask them, you know, the incidents of heartworm and nature is about three percent of all canines. And my question to them is because they make it sound like it is such a bad thing, and I said, when was the last time you were bit by a mosquito on the top of your head? Mosquitoes don't like hair.

32:51 The dog is covered in with the exception of a Mexican hairless. Hair, so they are only answered another question of mine then, okay, but it can only apply to maybe boomers in this day and age. But I've always wondered why mosquitos never bite you around your genitals. Anybody ever get fitting around their gedal by a mosquito? I have not. I haven't either, But then again, I'm not running around naked all the time, you know. But you know they bite you through your socks, they bite you through.

33:33 Your shirt, they bite you through jeans, like whether like I. Have a guy, you got you've got some tough mosquitos. I'll tell you. Well, we are in Florida, yeh okay, it is the state bird. Okay, So one, I need you because we're going to do this, and I need you to cueue up all the all of the Pet Health Gurus commercials, all fifty two of them. We're going to play them all in this show. Actually, vever, it would be the probably two hundred rants that I had over the years. Yeah. Right, So while he's minding that up, Rebel, I want you to start reviewing the Pet Health Guru because you do his show. So like, okay, the Pet Health Guru has this show, Pet Health Cafe. You can see it right behind me there it is. And and so basically, Rebel, while you tell everybody how they can tune into the Pet Health Cafe, what time, what day. You're the engineer, you're making eyes. You should know better than anybody or else.

34:47 Maybe you shouldn't be engineering the show if you don't know when and where it is. Okay, just say it and then you know. You've had a lot of experience talking with the Pet Health Guru. So I want you to ask some questions that you think the listeners want to know. Okay, Well, make sure to tune in too before HC on Thursdays at eight pm Easter where you can get all of the information. You can also find out where to get products that would be very helpful. I obviously have some myself.

35:28 Yeah, she uses them herself because she's an animal. I use them myself because. They're because you're because you live in Louisiana and best Reality is probably your thing. That is so not true, but it is equally good for humans and pets. And that's a good point that I'm going to have Bill talk about too. About that because I used to eat doggy donuts when I was a kid. My older brother used to make me eat them, and they tasted just like doughnuts, and. Most of those would except for you know, most of those original dog treat were basically the same thing, but without sugar.

36:11 Yeah, but then. Again they didn't they weren't. They weren't loaded with the chemicals they are today either. That's the big difference. Oh, you reminded me of something you were talking about, the food and the different alternatives. Here's something interesting, Okay. So, as I said, as everybody knows, I got diabetes and I treat it with food, not medicine. I have found out a lot of interesting things over the years. First of all, pasta is not good for diabetes unless you do it the real way, the Italian way, the way that my ancestors, if you didn't do it, would turn you over and you're and they would turn over. Okay.

36:55 Growing up there was only one eight wadypasta and if you if you didn't do that, you were shunned from the family. And that's all dente because when it's all dente, it doesn't produce the sugar the same as when it's mushy. So when you make it truly all dente, it doesn't affect my sugar level the same as regular would. I'll say that, I'll say mine, Okay. The other thing is bananas. Bananas are both the best and worst for a diabetic because this is why I found out, and from my own dealing with I always liked bananas only when they were like not even fully ripe, when they're like partially green.

37:39 As soon as they get ripe and brown, I never like them. Okay, that's the difference too. If the more ripe the banana is, the worse it is for you for your sugar. But if it's that greenish color, it doesn't turn into sugar as quickly for me. Now, the next thing I'm gonna say has to do it sugar substitutes. So there's this place down the street from me that has some really good froyo that is sugar free and fat free, and at first I was eating it until I found out what was in it that I thought was safe. I knew what was in it, I thought it was safe, and I found out had higher sugar spikes than table sugar and it was superlose. I also found out in Costa Rica at the vegan restaurant where they had coconut sugar ice cream and use coconut sugar that people deem that as healthier. You gotta be careful you really got to do your research because again, coconut sugar has also a high spike in your sugar, you know, so we're not even talking about the ones that we know are chemicals and bad for us. But you really have to talk to somebody like the pet health guru or really really do your research before you start eating healthy because like if it were up to yourself, without

39:10 the knowledge, you'd be drinking V eight juice and probably not do too well from it because it's like one of the most unhealthy things. So go ahead, okay, Well, when we look at it, and I mentioned it with the supplements before every time, and most of these foods, every step of processing takes it farther and farther away from a natural, synergistic type product. That's why I always say, if you're looking for any vitamin, any mineral, any nutritial item, where is it found in nature? Because the body's very specific with the natural stuff. It's use it or lose it, you know, with the synthetics to body goes, I don't know what this crap is.

39:58 Let me store it. Number one. That's one of the problems with you know, obesity in our countries. We're storing so many toxic and toxins in fat cells. And the thing is that you know, even though it says it's from a natural source, once it's been processed, it's not natural anymore exactly. You know, with the research that we've done in the past with different product types of things. You start taking components out of a food, even in an herb or a botanical or something of that nature, as soon as you remove one thing, it changes the whole structure, even though strapped or tasture. And I've always wondered, it's like, what do they have to do to this stuff to make it look and taste like a hamburger? Like that worries me. It worries me what you're what kind of mad science you're doing to create a burger out of a non burger.

41:00 Well, it's interesting when I grat when I graduated from college back in the early seventies, a friend of mine went to work for one of the companies that was actually research then. Yeah, there was a few round not many, but anyway, he went to work for a company that was that was creating burgers and fast food and he called me up told me about this great job that he had, that this particular chain was going to come out with a new burger, and of course that was you know, when you look in the you know, the late sixties, early seventies, when fast food was just starting, we all thought that was the greatest thing since sliced bread, which we know slice bread is bad for us now too. But anyway, so I said to him, I said, well, what is it coming out? He says, it will be about two years. And I said two years to come up with a new burger. And he told me how the process worked. He said that they started out with a bad quality meat. They had an NSG and other glutenates and make it taste good, and then they start layering all these chemicals below it that will make you sick if you eat a competitor's product, just in enhancing the flavor, shelf life, all that stuff. And it's like, this is nuts. He calls me back two months later, he said, Bill, I quit. He says, I could not find it in myself to do this to people. It's like, and this is in the seventies. This has been going on for a long time. And so you know, when you're talking about a build up, you know of chemicals and that you know, as Rebel mentioned about, you know, doing some of my stuff for herself. Every product that

42:31 I put out is designed to be used in humans as well. It's pure product that products she has it, pure herbs. There's no fillers, there are no chemicals, there are no preservatives. And you know it again, the body's going to use it or lose it. That's all it is. It's that's simple, and we're working on synergies of the body. The more detoxification we do, the healthier you're going to be. And it doesn't you know, you're when you're deeps fine, you're not just doing like you know, the medical community says, you know, you're doing a colon cleanse or this cleans and you know you're done in a month or two months. One of my most famous comments I get when people walk in the door, I just finished a cleanse that my doctor put me on or my vet put my dog on. I don't know what to do next, And it's like, don't quit. I mean, you know, you're breathing the air, you're drinking the water, you're eating the food.

43:24 You're just getting a brand new dose of it every freaking day. Well, that listener has a very interesting question here, where can we get the products? Before? Bill answers that I think Wan has something for us that might answer those questions. Roll it one. We all want our pets to be as healthy as possible. In my pilleo pets is the answer. Let us help relieve your pet of ear infections, allergies, scratching and itching, diabetes, joint problems, cancer, or other elements by providing our naturally arrays, raw cooked or frozen biocomplete natural diet entrees that are custom formulated to be species specific and USDA approved. For more information, visit mypalaeopet dot com or called nine five four nine seven one two five zero zero.

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45:28 I love that music and we can't use it. Yeah, we have a scrolling ticker. Okay that uh uh, Patty sent me a message here abat about But we had the scrolling ticker up there already, but let not everybody notices it as we saw. So now we're gonna say it. You want to say it, Bill? Or do I? Go ahead? I say it a thousand times a day. Well, then I have to I have to actually like read it and say it. So we have created a special twenty percent off discount code valid only at my Paleo pet for today's show at one PM. Listeners can use it online or in the store. Enter dis code at checkout. Pipe Man twenty no minimum purchase necessary, cannot combine be combined with any other discounts one per customer.

46:23 Offer expires Friday seven twelve, twenty four at midnight. And then she says maybe Bill or Dean can mention it. So I mentioned it. There you go, and thank you Dean for doing that. It's like, uh yeah. When I was driving to where I do with the show, I texted her. I says, we need a special discount. These are important people that we want to get to. And you know, it's it's it's important that you get onto a good regimen of good products. And of course, you know, being being in the marketplace for so many, so many years, you know, one of my biggest frustrations today is that all the knockoff companies that are out there that just kill us every day, and you know, they take it. They steal a little bit of your idea and you've seen it in the entertainment part as well. They steal a little part of your thing and then they make the whole thing look bad. And you know, unfortunately that's true in most industries.

47:19 I guess I also wanted to say, I'm gonna call Patty out right now, because she messaged me afterwards. Sorry I wasn't watching. I'm doing other things, but I'm listening. So okay, listening and hearing the message. That's all that matters really. So it is a good thing we said it, though in all serious yes, it is a good thing we said it. We are runing to the end, and before we wrap up with Bill, we're gonna have to bring him on more because he's got just so much to talk about. But there's gonna be some talk of some expansions to show anyway that might include that, and you know where we're going to expand the days and have segments, and maybe Bill and I will talk about Bill having a segment on the show.

48:05 It will only cost him fifty eight million dollars, but I'll make them a good deal to do it. Uh sure. But I do want to mention that we also have a new there's a bunch of new segments I've been working on, and there's one we came up with last week. That's really cool because for years I've been talking about doing the Pipe Man comics, and I already have a comic characature of me, but now we have come up with my enemy, my foe, my joker, you know. And I don't know if he has the picture hand me, but let's pull up the Anti pipe Man. We'll have to come up with a name, but maybe we'll call him Anti Pipe man. It is pipe man subconscious, and you know that does kind of look like me. You know the blue matches and you know the water, and he's a pretty badass. Look at he looks a lot better than I do. I might have to turn into dark pipe man. All right, So let's wrap this bill and give us some of your best advice. Waves. People can reach you, connect to you on socials, connect to your website, connect to your store. Everything that you have to offer you have exactly eight seconds to tell them about.

49:26 I'm just kidding. I was gonna say, yeah, that's that's like a twenty minute lead in. All right, Pet Health Cafe, Pet Health Cafe of course on on these stations. My Paleo Pet as a retail store, the biocomplete line of products that's got the zone separate social media and websites. I do consultations for nutrition and health coaching, both for pets and people because I've over the years we had so many people that said, you fixed my animal, My animal is healthy enough, What can you do for me, especially in. South Florida because people have become animals here, so they're the perfect they're the perfect people for you. Absolutely absolutely, But yeah, with that I mean, you know, a thousand ways to reach me. The easiest way obviously is the start here and we go from there. And of course I tell people, you know, if if you've got questions, start out with the Pet Health Cafe, because you're going to learn a lot before you ever call me, and you have your questions ready for me instead of me having to go through the whole you know, the whole seminar if you will. But that's a great way to get started. And of course, as you know, they're in segments. Buy topics. There's a ton of topics out there. Gee, how many shows did we do in the eighteen years.

50:45 I can't even. Count on almost all the outlets. But we encourage you to tune in Live Before. Before HC on. Thursday at the dot com dot com r. W four HC dot com Thursdays at eight pm. And listen and a PM Eastern questions. If you Eastern. Daylight time at this time of the year, it's always got it. Well, it's confusing for other places. Yeah, going to they don't change the clocks, so they're not going to realize it's daylight savings time.

51:33 Eastern Time is Eastern time, no matter when it's daylight. Savings or not. Nobody. When you're talking about time difference, sometimes you could be off by one hour or two hours, depending on daylight time. And for Australian listeners it could be half an hour off. Yeah, Eastern time. Look up on Google Eastern Time. What people's Eastern time where you're at and you'll find it. What if they don't have the Eastern time where they're at. They probably don't. We do American Eastern Time. Oh look, this is great, this is great. On our Twitch channel, we got some spam. A spam comment said, hello, sorry for bothering you. I want to offer promotion of your channel, viewers, followers, views, chatbots, et cetera. The price is lower than any competitor. The quality is guaranteed to be the best, flexible and convenient order management panel, chat panel.

52:34 Everything is in your hands. A huge number of custom settings go to. Okay, I'll tell you what if they can actually answer me because they're actually listening or watching right now, tell me where to go to in the next comment. If you don't, you know what's funny. Their name is Alcoholic announce they're offering promotions. Their name is Alcoholic. You gotta love the butts. They're brilliant. Of course, Rebel falls for those bots all the time. Yeah, yeah, she's in Louisiana. She falls for it. She tries to lock her screen door, but she never knew that screen doors had locks on them.

53:23 Well, we talked that once upon a time you didn't have to lock your screen door, so the door was always open. But you know, okay, well that doesn't exist anymore because now your animals will run out. That's right. So don't leave your doors open. People, if you care about your pets, don't leave your doors open because where Rebel is, they just let open the door and then all the animals are just roaming the streets. You can't do that. The alligators would eat them. That's right, that's right. So I think that's it. I think that's all we have for now. We need to bring Bill back on.

54:06 But Bill will be on on next week's show that I co host The Language of Healing. And yet another station W four WN dot com, the Women for Women Network. Don't tell anybody I'm a man on that network, okay, please, okay. Pipe Man doesn't show up to that network. Only Dean pipe Man has been banned from the Women's Network. He tries to sneak in and then gets banned again. And yesterday you're on the Language of Healing. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, so, yeah, he sneaks in sometimes. So yeah, next week two pm Eastern time Tuesday, Yes it's Eastern time wherever Eastern time is, according to Rebel, And we will have the Pet Healthcareirl on there too, and we'll we talk about different because we don't want to talk about scenes stuff, no never, but we'll talk about different stuff. And it's going to be a really good show, a lot better than this one because you know, I'm only the co host. I'm not the host, so I can't ruin the show. And there's no none of my nuts are there, you know, so it will be a good show. And so this was a good show. And I love that we had the Pet health Guru on with us. I love the pet health Guru. I love that one was here taking care of everything. And Rebel, Hi, how you doing? Everybody?

55:39 A final words bill before I'm more than too late to end the show. Yeah, I mean, first off, it's great to see all of you together. As you know, you're in separate location, so you don't kill each other. I understand that, but so great, you know, great time. I enjoyed doing it, you know, getting the word out there, and that's what the whole thing's about. We want to be healthy, we want to be happy and make a difference in this world. And I'm a healthy, happy pet because of the Pet Health Guru. So thanks for watching, thanks for listening, and you can check out the Pet Health Cafe on any podcast platform out there, but you're better off just going pet Healthcafe dot com because we have the buttons to all of them right there. You could go one place, get it all. Thanks for being here. Be here next week, everybody, be here next week. That's listening, watching, and tell all your friends because next week I can't tell you what it's gonna be, but it's gonna be good. You're not gonna want to miss it. I'm telling you right now.

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