PipemanRadio Escapes Costa Rica and Crosses the Border to Seek Refuge in the USA

0:00 The following show contains adult content. It's not our intent to offend anyone, but we want to inform you that if you are a child under the age of eighteen or get offended easily, this next show may not be for you. The content, opinions, and subject matter of these shows are solely the choice of your show hosts and their guests, and not those of the Entertainment Network or any affiliated stations. Any comments or inquiry should be directed to those show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi you THENTO censure see for you young? Whyke up America? It's time for the adventures. So fight Man, I'll tell before see why I'm com list Poon Beach is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the fight Man. That was me, the pipe man here and it's season eighteen, episode twelve. Oh my god, but that was me. I had the zipline from Costa Rica into the United States in order to cross the border because they're really cracking down on this

1:33 border stuff. As I was ziplining, you could see behind me all my friends were running along with me as I was ziplining. I don't know how many of them made it through, but I am here I'm back in the Pipe Cave in Florida, and man, the jellyfish larva tried to stop me. The sloughs were too slow to stop me. The howler monkeys were howling at me to scare me into staying. The cocodrillos, the crocodiles tried to snap and snap me up like I was kayaking. I had to kayak to the zip line to get to the border, and they weren't trying to Oh it was, it was. I came and tell you the adventures. And uh, the iguanas they actually tried to sneak into the United States with me, and I see them here now outside the pipe Cave on the island here.

2:30 And uh, the tikos, they all tried to stalk me and get the US pipe man group on. We'll talk about that, however, right now, let's bring our pipe nuts on from wherever the hell they are in the world, because they're not here at the pipe Cave, not at the pipe Cave, not at the pipe Cave. But but speaking of the pipe cave, Okay, we have a group on having to do with the pipe Cave. Now that I'm back, the groupon is fully active. So one let's hear about the group on so people can check into it. Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipemin all night long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get the hell out. That's the Pipemin group on. The group on special is normally one ninety nine, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars.

3:42 Just call into the show right now five sixty one six two three nine four two nine, and you too can have the Pipemin groupon. I had the group on, you should too. So one, I think I'm gonna have to switch around that graphic because I wonder if that QR code works with the logo up there, So I'm gonna switch it around for next week. But I just want to say the graphics up there, because the Pipemin OnlyFans is not only active, it has content, it has subscribers. We're gonna be adding more content. We've been featuring some Chef Rachel pipe Nut content recently.

4:30 We did do one piece of content that was Pipeman content which I show them where this was something, you know, a naked pick of them implanting a chip into my arm. And in the second one's gonna show that pick. And then we have some new content that's gonna be uploaded after this show sometime today. Rebel pipe nut and oh my god, that's some juicy shit. You're not gonna want this. It includes feet and uh, douchebags, I think I can. There's nothing of the sort of that. No.

5:18 Nice try though, Well, wasn't the one where you're like laying on the bed. Wasn't that you douche in yourself? Or were you or were you just playing with yourself? Neither neither? What were you doing inquiring limes won? Yeah, but you got to create some imagination for our subscribers, Okay, for them to imagine what's actually going on. Well, well, we'll have to see, you know. All they have to do is go OnlyFans dot com slash pipe Man Radio. Uh. Just like all my social media outlets and all my everything outlets, it's always pipe Man Radio. There's gonna be news on the pipe Man Radio Tour, which we'll talk about in a minute. But before that, and before we get to chef Rachel pipe nutt because we're going to talk about her stuff and her antics, but I want one. Let's show that picture that is on the only fantasy only one.

6:16 Well there's two. There's only two of the pipe man because nobody gives a shit about that. Well, yeah there are, because I have stalkers that are like, how come you're not posting more content up there? It's for my pipe nuts. Uh. And by the way, one is here with us, but he's feeling very sick, so he's kind of looking like Angwana. Decide not to come on to the video. So one show us that pick. It's the one that says the pipe man chipped pick. There it is. There's the pipe band's member with a see this right here that I can't I'm trying to point to it, but nobody can see me pointing.

6:57 It's that little liver on the right there like towards me. Yeah, that is the chip. Oh my god. Yes. And you know who implanted that chip? A doctor in the United States. Okay, So I'm just saying this is. I had to go to another doctor and they took this to see the chip, and I tried to get them to remove the chip. I don't know, We'll see. We had a procedure yesterday to remove the chip and it does freaking hurt. So all you people saying you're getting chipped, unless it hurts, you're not chipped. Okay. And I don't know. I think it's like the microphone of my phone doesn't look like a microphone. I think they took the microphone from my five G phone and put it in to my member. And that really is a picture of my member.

8:03 No, it's not. That's not that's you're talking about such a member. What is that your foot? Your remember doesn't have bones? Just like those are bones. That's the actual member and the stuff on the outside of it is like the shadow. Okay, they removed the picked one. So about your content on the only fans, Rachel, and I know, I have no idea what I can't get on it, to get on mind to get where to see my own content? I know. That's that's the funniest thing right there, because okay, so only fans, they are the most complicated difficult of all of them. Like you go onto Instagram, anybody, you cannot see people's stuff unless you describe you know, it's not even your own. I can't without the log in if I go in and try to see my st I need to log in it so I can go on there so I can post things on there, right, that's what I want to do. And I was like, okay, so, Rebel, you got sent this too, but you didn't want to participate because you didn't want to get chipped by only fans. But there's something there and what I sent you guys that allowed you to actually log in. And I'm asking her. I

9:33 already asked you, Okay, why don't you just sit back and show us your feet while I ask her? And so oh they look great, Rebel, was there anything there that said, here, go create your log in or hit something to actually log into it? Because I thought that's what I was doing, like your grand team members. What's the good of grand team members if they can't freaking along in No, so I'll just have to give you the log I'll have to give you guys the log in later. Then I don't That makes no sense to me. Like even on Dropbox, okay, there's team logins, like you guys have a log in for that, but guess what, and I have a different log in for that. It was just on TikTok doing my little pre thing. I got banned on live again because why yes, because of my member, because I brought up I brought up the only fans. I said, you could follow PIPEM radio and I said, and I said, look, I'm not putting anything up there that's like, you know, it's it's you know, they're just sexier picture violation. Not just because I have so many TikTok people. I see that post promoting their only fans. Why do they not get banned? It's ridiculous, me likeuck, well, that's because the Americans are trying to take over

11:05 it. If it were the Chinese, they'd let you do whatever you want because it's over here. If you're in China, you can do it. But over here they'll let you do it because they want to smut us down so that they can take over. They're already I learned while I was in Costa Rica or taking over Canada. Okay, And that's a little unsettling to the Pipemin because that means they're very close to us to take us over. And I bet you are current almost criminal. We say almost because there's a trial going on right now. Might become the next pres But I think, all right, so here's here's my idea, let's not vote for somebody seventy seven and eighty number one. I don't want to vote for my condo commando president. Okay, but you do want to vote for the pipe man, don't you want? I think we want to vote for the pipe man.

12:03 Will you think, rebel? I think we do. I think we want to vote for the pipe man. I think Bill Clinton thinks you should vote a vote for the pipe man personally, how about you, Rachel? Are you voting for the pipe man? We got beat? Yeah, but you gotta vote for me. Yeah, we got to beat my record in twenty sixteen, I got five votes plus myself. You got beat plus. No. No, this is a free country. You can vote for Mickey Mouse for all I care. Anybody can vote for whoever they want. Yeah, that's true. But abody can vote for whoever they want. I want to stress that I'm so sick and tired of this bias media that tells everybody who they should vote for, and your news is depending on whether you're conservative or liberal. The news should be news. So here's some pipe news. The pipe man is rating for president. He's hoping that what happens is Joe Biden gets so senile, they asked to drop out a race, and maybe possibly there could be a conviction that drops somebody else out of a race. OJ already died, so he can't become president, and so there's only going to be one choice left if all that happens, and we already got the OJ part. So vote Pipeman for pres. Roll it one, hey, folks, this is Bill Clinton. I'll listen to W fourcy dot com. And

13:35 just remember I did not have sexual relations with that woman, just like reub Well, they don't have sexual relations. Bring back the good old days, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote Pipeman for pres. And I promise I won't have sexual relations with your cousin. Well, your cousin, not my cousin, though I'll do your cousin, but not my cousin. Speaking, you're going to do her cousin what she's doing. No, no, no, no no no. He had that, he had that opportunity last week. He could have been That's right, Yeah, that's why I escaped. So my cousin is not interesting. To tell us a little bit about the likes he likes to keep it in the family. Tell us a little bit about your content there and the only fans Rachel, And yes, I'll tell you a little bit about what's up there. You've sent me the stuff to put up there. I haven't put it up there all, but you get put it all at once. You you put something on there, like about the shoes or I don't know what you were adding stuff to it. No oh I added verbage, but not, oh god not.

14:48 You could probably add better verbiage than me. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. I'm right now, as we're speaking, I am pulling up the only fans that we'll pull up some of the posts get to a mall because we all have enough time in the show. Uh so let's see my profile, do you all right? So we're gonna go to everything the way subscribe. I'm going all the way to the beginning. The first post we did, first post we did was for the QR code for you know, to get on the only fans like. I don't think you need that though, jury not only you don't need the QR code. Second one is I didn't post any comment is Rachel in green with two separate postes in green.

15:48 So if you like Green, you're gonna love that. Then the next post is Rachel and I can't show this on screen people because you know, spicy content. But Rachel and a bunch of black and white photos, and I gotta tell you nothing, nothing shows my but there is something that shows. I did a pole. I did a poll, and get to the poles. The beaver the beaver U. Okay. So then here's one that has Rachel in black and gray and it says, isn't Chef Rachel Pipe not hot?

16:40 You ain't seen nothing yet. This is just a teaser of what's come. Then I did a poll, a quiz. I did a quiz. Okay. The quiz is that we're gonna have everybody here guess okay except Rachel because she knows I forgot what what frost eyes is chef pipe nut. And here's the choices I gave. Here's the choices I gave. It was unanimous. The answers from all the subscribers were the exact same answer. So the first one's thirty eight double D, second one is twenty four a D, the third one is fifty two double Z. And then the fourth one, which is where the subscribers are are not very smart. Because I gave them an opportunity. Wait, y, I'm not done. Don't say it.

17:33 Don't say it, okay, because the last one is the one that all the subscribers should have picked, because then they would have gotten more content. So I'm going to say right now, if you're listening or watching, if you go in and you send us some direct message of the fourth answer will provide you some more content that may go along with that. Well we know. And the fourth question is whatever you want her to be. So whatever broad size you are to be, she'll take a picture of ask did anyone guess A because you clearly can see that is more than a well, I don't even know what her broad's size is, so they can all be wrong.

18:26 A double D okay. But see this is what he does not understand, and most men don't. You don't want a high number. That's your number like from around here. So you don't want to be you know, if you're thirty eight, that means you've got a large you know I know that. What man doesn't know that. Yeah, So you ideally what you want to be is like a thirty four double D. Right, Actually they say that's the old D. Right or actually actually they say that the ultimate shape is thirty six D twenty four. Thirty six that is supposed to be the ultimate ship changes like these women that get these butt and plants or you know, the boobies, and then like a month later, it's like that's gone. You gotta get that. I hate the fake boobies, I hate the fake fake butts. I hate the and here's the thing too. Okay, and by the way, uh, Chef Rachel, I hate to tell you, there was some news this morning that, uh, there's a lot of fake botox going out there and some people have died and or are seriously ill. So I'm just giving you that whatever. I'm gonna die looking young.

19:41 Well, you look young, so you don't need that. And that's why I get that ship. That's about help. It makes people look like mannequins. Okay, I do look like a mannaquin a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, it doesn't look like a mannequin. So anyway, I don't want to sharp pay. See like with it was unanimous Rebel thirty eight double D was what everybody answered. Then the next post is hi, fans, would you like to see more? And it's her and some like sleeky, off white, beigey thing with boats in the background. And then there's one that's there are a lot there are a lot more coming, and they will get more and more. Well, dot dot dot if I don't get to sign in and see this was the flannels, This was the flannel picks. And then there's one with her in black and a cowboy hat says, do you like this one chef pipe Chef Rachel pipe Nutt is feeling like she needs a cowboy right about now? There are a lot more coming, And then and then there's one that says, how about some black and white. We will be posting new content on the daily into our premium fans.

20:57 It might even get spicy. And then there's another one that says it looks like she's in a closet or something like that, So I put don't put cheffle, don't put Chef Rachel pipe nut in the corner. Do you agree? And then there's one that she looks totally goth hoddest one Yet she looks totally goth, it's just her face says what you want to see? Nice Rachel or sultry Rachel. And then there's the pipe man in plant pick, and then that says there's one with a blue shirt on that's not button that says one of my favorite pipe nuts. And then there's another one that looks gothy too that says she's got her tongue out and Rachel, next time you do picks like that, brush your tongue. But it's what do you want to do with that tongue? The tongue was all white. If you can imagine, what's why she needed to brush your tongue. Yeah, it's I'm not drunk. Oh my god, I'm not drinking this. Did y'all know that I not drink anything in three days? I bet you do.

22:15 Like, and that's just kind of like energy healthy sugar free shit. Yeah, careful with the energy stuff because they're never really healthy. Uh, it's sugar free, it's it's got I think we need too. I think since I'm back and I'm no longer on the Home pipe Man Homeless Tour and the Pipe Man Radio Tour begins like this weekend, Wow, I think we need to talk about that, And especially because I have an extremely surprised special announcement. So there's a major major music festival in South Florida is literally ten to fifteen minutes from where the Pipe Man Lives Awesome, and ten to fifteen minutes from the Pipe Man's Toy from the Top four Media studios where pipe Net one is. And this is a festival that we used to broadcast live at and do stuff at. But oh, it's like weird this year on the tour because things that used to conflict are not conflicting. So as we started going on tour outside of Florida, this particular festival would be on the same weekend as one of our other festivals, and so I'd be at the other festival.

23:34 So this year there was no conflict. And we just got yesterday literally the approval media. The first one of the first things on the Pipe Main Radio Tour but we're not going to talk about yet, is coming up very very soon, and we're going to talk about in a second because it's a major announcement that just happened. Okay, but we're going to have You're gonna have a chance to win tickets to certain Danny Wimmer festivals, specifically, if you call into a show today five six, one six two three nine four two nine, or you direct message me on any socials Pipe Man Radio. You can be entered to win tickets to Welcome to Rockville. We might have one or two extra ones that we held back that we're releasing because that's coming up real quick. So here's what we got. Okay, April twenty first, Pipe Man more than likely is gonna be a club down Fort Laide, one of my favorite venues called Revolution Live for the All my Friends North America Tour, which does include some of my friends. Okay, and so let's put that banner up on the screen. One. So there it is, asking Alexandria Memphis Mayfire. I love Memphis Mayfire. Good friends of mine, and they're great, the word alive and nerve. It's gonna be a great, great, great, great show. And I'll be hanging out coming to Houston at the house. Oh there you go, you gotta go. It's

25:06 a great one. Okay, we can get rid of at banner. Goodbye. That's this Saturday. Okay. Then we have one that we are not confirmed yet, but I'm pretty positive I'm gonna be at because publicists I deal with usually always approves me if there is. I just had a question if they're going to do interviews there, because if not doing interviews that there's no reason for me to go as working, you know, but it's the bright Side Music Festival, and this festival is badass because Sublime's going to be there.

25:47 Not Sublime with Rome, but Sublime. I don't know if you know the news people Rebel Rachel, do you know the news about Sublime? I have it so for many men years. The original Sublime singer, you know, he passed away many many years ago, so they started to sing called Sublime with Rome. Rome was a singer and a Sublime tribute band that ended up the lead singer with Sublime. Well as of recently Sublime, Rome is going solo and they're creating the old school Sublime, bringing the real Sublime back with the original lead singer's son as the singer sounds just like them. It's like amazing, Sonna have Sublime, three eleven Goldfingers, Story of the Year, Face to Face, Save Ferris, Unwritten Law, zebra Head, and more. This is one of those cool punk festivals. It's like a punkin brew. Like what's cool about the punk festivals is and I don't even drink beer, but it's so cool. They give you a cup and you can try out all the different beers, and then it's got all these beer stands and all that. It's gonna be a lot of fun. So let's get rid of Yeah, there you go. UN's on the ball there. So now the announcement, Now the announcement. I am so pumped. This is the biggest festival that normally happens in South Florida that it's so funny. All

27:18 my friends go to it. And it's down on the water in West Palm Beach, downtown West bomb Beach, so it's near all the clubs and everything too, all the restaurants. But they have these party barges and people go on the barge and they party on the on the airn coastal on these party barges. Then they have also they have art vendors, so they have an whole art part of the festival. It's really cool with some of the great artists in the area. And then of course we have bands playing on multiple stages. And so we just got approved yesterday. We're doing radio coverage SunFest here in westbom Beach. There it is. There's a lineup. We're gonna have our pipe nutt rebel. Let's see if she could read the lineup for us, and if we don't, and if we don't have to make fun of her, So go Rebel. You don't even have to look at your notes, just look up at the screen. Ding dong. Okay, but I still can't see what our glasses. So on Friday we have Nelly, Billy Adels, Shaggy, the Fix. You don't know who the Fix is?

28:30 Now get with the program, Rebel Fox Mabel to call Fox Mabel Band, Slow Funk pump. Okay, Saturday, go Cole swind Out, Oh wow, cool, he's gonna be there, Young Gravy, The Revitalists, Ellie King, Dylan Scott, Bryce Vine, the Aces, Paul Russell, Hilly Winters. I can't see the Small Prince, Matt Corman, Killbillies, the Loving Brothers. This is why I love having Rebel read these, because it's so entertaining. Sunday Go Rebel Revolution. Third Eye Blonde Dashboard Confessional.

29:21 I'm waiting for this one. This is gonna be great. Uh yeah, no, I think it's like mass Yahoo or sometimes he's it's really popular. I just I don't know. Maybe wond those win tickets. If you can get that one right there you go. Boys like girls, I hope so hey, you can't say that in twenty twenty four, you can, especially, yeah, but especially when there's somebody like you. But ahead, what's the rest of them? Well? Look at you? What about me?

30:06 Do you? Which bathroom do you use? Uh? I'm a woman because makeup doesn't and doesn't mean I show us proof, show us proof? What else do you need to see here? Look at the only fans forget it? Yeah, good move, good move? Okay? Read the rest of them? The elevators? What else? Valley little stranger? Cassidy Pope you know her too? Hey, okay, you know why? You know her? Rebel? Do you remember why? You know her voice? Yeah?

30:47 She was? Okay, she's a local. She's a local where our studio is. She's from Wellington and she was had a punk rock band and they went on tour, and she went on tour with Full Out Boy and a bunch of other people. And so then she was on the Voice the same year. One of my co hosts was on the Voice same season. Uh, And basically Cassidy won the whole thing. And then she turned country from punk. She's not even cowpunk, she's just country now speaking cowpunk, social d some news. Mike Nass got a key to Fuller in city like an old school punk rocker who was probably banned from the city many times now has a key to the city. Wow. And I'll read the last line for you because you probably can't read it. Brothers within Stephen James serenation. Okay, So the pipe man's on double duty because on May fourth, Okay, Sunfast as you saw is the third through the fifth. On May fourth, I have to go to a special pub for two bands that I've interviewed already.

32:01 Okay, and it's one of my favorite places to go to check out live shows because they got great live shows and they're just a great place because they're Pipers Sports Bub. I don't know if there's a relation there, but maybe there is, and and that is good. Let's see that band are one of my favorite bands of all time. Raven, who I interviewed recently, is headlining at and then another band, Wicked, who I recently recently interviewed. They're cool as hell, They're gonna be there. This is May fourth, eight pm at Pipers in Pompino Beach. So it's basically my club.

32:44 I'm taking it over when I go there. I'm going like, hey, I own the place. My name's Piper. I own the place, all right. So the next one is one of my favorites. We're one of the best lineups ever. We're gonna see how badly Rebel screws up the lineup. And that is Welcome to Rockville in Daytona Daytail International Speedway, May ninth to May twelfth. I'll be up there May eighth. There's gonna be an official pre party on the campground May eighth, and uh, Rebel read the line up. Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, so he won't be there, by the way, can you make that bigger? Can't make that bigger, but you can on wherever your notes are. If you went to Ready Motley Crue, Jesus Priest and Thrags faster. Yeah, we reading all of them. You gotta do it fast like Bonley Crue, Jesus and I was about to say Jesus Christ, but it's Jews Priest Christ the Devil, nor disturbed Lord Mundane. All right, we've had enough value disturbed my vain skillet fly leaf with Lacy Storm loving it, Saliva Orgy Imperial Toe, Kerry King of Slayer. It's his solo project, and man, he just came out with another new song. It is bad Ass and Biohazard Lacuna Coil, one

34:14 of my favorite shadows, Fall Stabbing Westward, Gideon Throne, Fuming Mouth, Machinehead, who is epic? Epic? Epic? August Burns Red First Up, Mash Pitt. I brought my grandson into was August Burn's Red Soul, Fly Buried Tomorrow New Year's Day, Spie body Snatcher until I wake and then like, what's that lower line? Can you see it? Rachel? I see bad Wolves, Miss may I Fleshwater Moon Fever t X two. I don't see the headliner, though, what's the headline? Glasses? Well, yeah, you know Insane Clown Posse? Yeah, there it is. I knew I could count on you, Rebel. I knew it. I knew it. You pulled through. How could you not so amazing? It's good.

35:15 Hey have you ever gotten sprayed? Rebel? No? No, no, how about you? Rachel sprayed? Oh yeah, you gotta go to the Insane Clown Posse show? And I need you to be right in the front with blood. Oh no, it's better, it's better. Look it up, Rebel. Tell us what they spraying with Look it up, I believe they spray you with blood and urine. No, that's war. Look at the clown posse does okay? Famous for it? Come on, really, I went to their concert. I was there. I videoed from a distance. I'll give you a hand. It's a type of drink. Oh okay, I'll start reading the rest while you guys find it. Olymp Biscuit falling and Reverse in this moment, stars at non point plate and flat Black power Man five thousand, Jelly roll my bro Jelly roll Man. He is killing it. He's winning awards everywhere. It's unbelievable. I interviewed him and he goes around every every press saying he's like, yeah, Pipe Man's the only one that ever interviewed my daughter. His daughter was great, the offspring.

36:29 She was so fun meeting her. She's so talented with Yes, she is fag. Yeah, that's it. That's it. You found it, Rachel found it all right. There's so many good bands on here. I can't read them all. There's so many of them. Mister Bungle, Cypress Hill in Flames, Tech nine, Code Orange Clutch, queensland Stone Ature Day to Remember Food Fighters. Greta Van Fleet, Slipknot Breaking, Benjamin's Architects, Evanessence, bad Omens Theories. I'm forty one Black Veil Brides. I mean there's so many I can't even list them all. Okay, it's Living color Man. That's old school man. I'm Electric call By. They are so cool. If you've never listened to them, you got to check them out.

37:15 What great live show? Slur to Prevail has one of my favorite songs. I mean, the list goes on and on. Why don't we just played a commercial? I mean, this is ridiculous. We're reading off a list of seventy bass that's right, roll it one. That's crazy badass.

38:04 Can't wait for that one. I do have. Tickets were given away, so again, if you call in five to sixty one, sixty three nine nine, or you direct message and there's hold on, there's a private chat here. I gotta look at Champagne. What was that from? They thought they sprayed people with? Oh no, it's not Champagne. It's it's what Rachel said. Okay, so hey, I have to make an announcement. Yes, for those of you who are timid to call in because of any way you may have been treated before. This is not that show. Please don't be scared. Hey, we're fun. Okay, this is a show.

38:47 Oh I thought you were talking about me. But I didn't offend anybody, Thank god. I have as the people that just listening to the show. But the skin is to call in because, oh no, we're gonna be nice to you. Don't worry, we'll be nice to you, but we're not going to We're not going to remember this show when I had the red the red faux hawk. That's from when I had the red Fawk, and I was wearing suits a lot of times back then too, But it's just kind of stupid to wear suit to a festival. All right. Before we go on to the last two festivals, I'm going to talk about cool.

39:36 I want to hear from Rachel, and I want to hear about I want I want to hear about her adventures recently. Not other podcast adventures unless they're on this network, but any other adventures. You gotta be very specific. Have you had in the past week? What adventures have you had that you can tell us about people would want to hear about. I don't know. Tell me you're no fun, not drinking, You don't know. I know, we're afraid to call in. Want to know what's around Rachel's neck.

40:21 It's not a collar. People if she's wearing headphones, that are around her neck, not the head what they're seeing. They thought it was a collar because it looks like the chain is going through your cleavage. That's not what it is. Collar thing, but they are. Can I pull on that Connor front and collar from behind? Sure? Let's see I went You know, what are you talking about when I went out and anything it did that you want to tell the people about on the show, Like did you lose your ability to tell stories? No, I'm not. I just don't know what you're talking about because every day something crazy happens. We'll give us some of it before we run at time on the show. Okay, So let's see. Went out last weekend and to Scott Girdner's skybar with a bunch of world travelers. I was really cool. Then my cousin boyfriend went on.

41:19 He's on a trip to Palau some islands very far away. And now I'm managing all of his properties, which is probably more than I can handle. But I'm doing the best I can because I don't want to daz a guys and boyfriend and yeah I got this. Yeah, I've been doing a lot of shows and podcasts, but we don't want to talk about yet. Can we talk about movie reviews and more? Last night, I said, as long as her on the network. Okay, well, radio station promote anybody off their radio station. Just you rebel with the beaver. I was the peacock, and for some reason Terry got really mad because she wanted to be the peacock. Was like and they were like, no, you're the shark. Who's the guy? Ass? He's like that is more fitting.

42:06 Actually, yes, he's like, he goes, I don't know you, but I'm just gonna guess here are you? Are you mean? She was like so mad. No, I'm nice and I'm sexy and I'm a peacock. We were like, okay, yeah, but peacock. Female peacocks are not the sexy ones. It's the male ones that are beautiful. The female ones are nothing to look at. I think when it's more like the peacock is like the show boat, like, yeah, you know, no, you're definitely the show boat. Yeah, I'm definitely And what else? What else happened this week? I don't know. What do you get cook this week for the only fans? Oh? What am I going to cook?

42:49 Well, I've got a right. You're a chef, You're a real chef. So yesterday I did the salmon. It was beautiful and sweet potato, Japanese sweet potato and Caesar salad. Caesar is my family. A lot of people. I don't know if I've ever told you guys that, but Caesar Cardini, he invented the salad in Tijuana, so at a little hotel, and that's actually my my my cousin. So another one, another one, and so I've got a rack. Just have a thing to do with the you know, the the shows with the donkeys fans, that's what's coming up.

43:31 No, you can promise people weird ship like that. No, I'm talking about talking about the salads like where they did they include donkeys? No, I don't think so. If that's what Tijuana is famous for, so serious have the worm from the mescal and the salad, because that would be a good idea. No, it's anchovy instead of Yeah, Oh, Harry is trying to promote eating things. Well, you know, have you ever been to Tijuana and ate the worm? At the bottom of a ball of mescal I did when I was sixteen. Could never get more drunk. You can't get more drunk. I mean like that is the that is the pinnacle.

44:19 I could definitely get more drug than eating a flipping worm. I'll bet you, I'll bet you. I'll bet you that worm's been soaking in tequila for like thirty days no drinking, and then after that I will go out and find a bottle with the worm and I'll eat the worm. And I know pro alcoholics that face. Alcoholics face plant after eating the worm after a battle of mescal. The only thing that really has messed me up is the absence. And I there's a guy here in Houston that has this magic show venue place and he makes home made accents. I was outside hanging out with the story who was painting my nails, and I thought that was completely normal.

45:08 I did not want to go back into the Magic Venue. I was like, no, no, no, I'm hanging out with my new friends. And then I started walking down bell Air at like one in the morning and stroll up into a McDonald's sat on the curb and I had cars coming up, like you know, they thought you Piperman. They thought you were a homeless too. No, they thought I was a prostitute. Well I could see that horrible it was I really that is that what started the thirty days of no drinking? It contributed, yes, yeah, that was definitely. The next day I was like, oh, I can't drink that that was very Yeah, yeah, well drink. Thank god I had my cousin to take care of me. Speaking of drinking, but he lets you walk down the street to McDonald's. He was inside the Magic Venue having a very good time, and I yeah, requesting that I co inside, and I was, now, I'm just gonna walk home two hours. Walcome, you're one of them. No, I'm not, that's just it. I'm not.

46:22 I'm yet the absent made you. Always blame it on the that'll take you to all right. So, speaking of drinking. On the next on the pipe Man Radio tour, I'm going to Vegas for Punk Rock Bowling, one of my favorite festivals. It's so cool because it not only has punk rock as all these club shows too. It's not just a festival. There's all kinds of club shows starting on Thursday, so it's like Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday Monday. It's a Memorial Day weekend, which is one of my favorite weekends. Punkers take over all of downtown Las Vegas. There's a bowling tournament, there's a poker tournament, and then there's the punk Rock Swim where a band plays while all the punkers are washing in the pool with colored hair. Is the coolest ship ever. And now let's see how rebel that is. Nope, Nope, not doing it because this particular one is a really good one and they do a lot of stuff. I'm not even gonna torture any names or anything like that. You guys can read it right there on the screen. All right ahead, Rachel, Let's see how you do. Okay, The Descendants, we got Billy Bragg, we got lag Wagon, we got the what is thattatellite skatellite at the street Parties stage.

47:46 We got Bad Cop, Bad Cop, twist Off, Gorilla Biscuits, nad Ball nine nine teen, Mortgage, Iron, the Iron Roses, Katie Overbay and Backlash. Okay, and then we got Devo very cool coming in on Sunday, Rocket from the Crypt. The sub Humans destroyed one of my favorite ever bands, The sub Humans. Sub Humans go Yeah, Okay, Street Party stage, and I asked La Slumlords, the Chat, Star crawler Snooper, Cosmic Psychos, Cat Bite and Wato's Okay, next day coming in on Monday. We got Madness. We got so excited about that Google Bordello.

48:30 We got the Stiff Little Fingers, we got street Party stage. We have quicksand English Beat, Very Cool, Scowl, Vile Doll Riots, Ratmobile, Die Spits, and Kate Clover. Good job, all in downtown Vegas. Everybody join me for Punk Rock Bowling. And now we're gonna talk about one festival specifically that is not in May or April, but it kind of relates because it's Punk Clock Bowling's Memorial Day at the beginning of summer. Then the end of the summer is Labor Day weekend, which is where we have my favorite camping festival, Roklahoma. And uh are you might gonna talk about the lineup or anything. We're just gonna run the freaking commercial. Okay, Oklahoma, America's biggest Labor Day party is back with the loudest lineup yet this August thirtieth through September first in Prior, Oklahoma, with for the first time ever of Ben sevenfold slip knot disturbing down Evan Essence plus I Data remember Lamb of God and many more passes and camping on sale now at Oklahoma dot com starting get ten dollars down there. It is are you going to camp out?

49:51 So you actually camp? I do camp at that one. That one's bad ass for camp And talked about that old last week, so I won't go over it again because we're righting at a time. But you know, they have strip club campaign. They have boobs, they have bars, they have all kinds of things going on. The party is in the campgrown and in that commercial, I just noticed there was somebody I am almost positive I saw in the commercial in the crowd. That's one of the photographers at the festival. So that was pretty cool. Now let's talk about let's end on a high note. We're gonna end on the high note of this presidential bullshit. Okay, okay, because we're not even gonna We ran the commercial before, we might run it again. But it's pretty funny that we are about to elect the president that is on trial for a criminal crime, and and yet we have a sitting president who's on trial for criminal crimes. But him well there's no proof of that. So but there is proof of what like there's actual proof to have this trial. There's no proof that hunter Biden did what he did. None not that news. Yeah, but like you're going to be responsible for your kids? Are you freaking nut? He innocent? Oh

51:22 no, no, no, no, we don't know. I mean I don't like them, but you know, listen, unless you prove there's so many people that talk so much shit about so many things, seen him stiff and children. Yeah, and and Trump also proved Obama was not American, but that wasn't true. So I didn't vote. I didn't vote for him. But listen our alternative to it. Somebody, this is the first time ever a present has ever been on trial for criminal charges. So you've got to be pretty pretty it's got to be pretty strong, because even Dick Nixon didn't go on trial. Okay, so it's got to be pretty strong, of course. So let me tell you about the highlights of the trial.

52:10 Though so far they're not even in the trial yet, they're just picking jurors. The highlights are every day Trump has been falling asleep in the trial, so like he taught, so he talks about fight and fall asleep during his speeches. If you're about to go to prison for the rest of your life, I think you would sing okay. And then the judge is getting upset at him with his uh speaking under his breath. I'm grumbling under his breath, and the judge ball come out on it. And here's the best one of all audibly heard. This is audibly heard by the whole courtroom and probably the whole world. Trump barted on purpose, on purpose, clearing the courtroom right. Also there's a gaggler and play for Trump that he violated, apparently because he went on to true social and start like two hours before going in the trial. He's like calling people like he said some ship that was pretty nasty and yeah, not good. You know this is like it's not even the fact of everything's person. It's like the drama is just some it's not a real person, because a real person wouldn't do that ship. A person does talk like he does, though, I mean he has no he has

53:44 no filter for things. He just touch like it is, or he doesn't tell it like he tells it't like people that are his fans want to hear it because I don't want to travel better than me. You know what. Yeah, I don't have a filter. Yeah I could say I can relate to him, but I don't want. I don't want to run the country. We wouldn't want me to do, you to handle that job. I don't know. I don't want somebody that has no filter being in charge. I'm not saying I want. I don't want him either. I don't want either. I'm not voting because those those two fools are not you know, we're not voting. That's why you have to vote for the pipe man, because I won't put up with any of that bullshit. And everybody is just going to have everything they ever wanted in life. That's my platform, and it's smercially impossible, and we're well, no, and we're not going to give it to you. You got to earn it like a real American.

54:43 Okay. Real Americans work their butt off and earn everything they get. They don't get handed out to them because I want to sit home and play video games. Okay, Yet we hand money to every other country in the world instead of our own. Let's if we took all the money that we put everywhere else and put to homeless people in this country, we would cure the problem. Instead we big pharma so they can create the problem. And I was just in a I did a rebel when I got home. Okay, I did it, and I went into the bathroom and there was a sign in the bathroom that said, don't use fentanyl. It'll it's killing people.

55:27 And I'm like, big farmers giving this shit out. Man, they're killing us. They chipped the pipe Man, as you saw's just penis somebody personally. But listen, if you vote for pipe Man, if you vote for pipe Man, I promise you that I will give you three days free on the pipe Man only fans. And so roll the commercial one more time. Hey folks, this is Phil Clinton. I'll listen to W four C why dot com and just remember I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

56:13 Bring back the good old dad, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote pipe Man. Pres there it is another Adventures of pipe Man. I'm back in Florida. Oh and by the way, I was at a restaurant yesterday for lunch and I had to think saying simple words like water and thank you because I was about to talk in Spanish and I was like about to say you wh ain't saying drink. I was about to say, uh, I'll go out por for war, and then I was like, wait, she won't. She's gonna look at me like a fucking weird I should say it anyway, But then literally it took me like ten seconds to think water and then say the same way. When she was bringing stuff over, I was about to say like grassias and uh, and I held back and it took me like ten seconds before I was like, okay, thank you. First meal that when you got back, what did you eat?

57:08 CPK, Well that's not the first meal. That was yesterday's lunch. I had a yeah, California pizza chisten with califlower crust, a tie a tie a tie chicken pizza with olliflower crust, and a tie crunch salad. But the first thing I did, believe it or not, is I didn't go out to eat. I go out to eat all the time, but groceries were not easy to come by in Costa Rica, and they were really really expensive, Like I bought a bag of grapes for twenty bucks. But so the first thing I did was go to a grocery store and I ate food from the grocery store. Yeah, I know, we gotta go. That's all right. Hey, everybody, thanks for listening. Check me out Socials pipe Man Radio. Enter to win tickets to Welcome to Rockville and Rockklahoma, and make sure to follow my pipe nuts here on socials, and hey, go to pipe Man Only Fans and you can follow a lot more of the pipe nuts there. Thanks for listening. We will see you next week right here on the Adventures pipe Man W four c Y Radio one pm every Wednesday, live eight am every morning with interviews and other bonus content. Roll it on. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipeline on W for CUI Radio.