PipemanRadio Escapes Costa Rica and Crosses the Border to Seek Refuge in the USA

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show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi you THENTO censure see for you

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young? Whyke up America? It's
time for the adventures. So fight Man,

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I'll tell before see why I'm com
list Poon Beach is number one internet

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radio station. Here's your host,
the fight Man. That was me,

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the pipe man here and it's season
eighteen, episode twelve. Oh my god,

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but that was me. I had
the zipline from Costa Rica into the

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United States in order to cross the
border because they're really cracking down on this

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border stuff. As I was ziplining, you could see behind me all my

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friends were running along with me as
I was ziplining. I don't know how

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many of them made it through,
but I am here I'm back in the

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Pipe Cave in Florida, and man, the jellyfish larva tried to stop me.

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The sloughs were too slow to stop
me. The howler monkeys were howling

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at me to scare me into staying. The cocodrillos, the crocodiles tried to

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snap and snap me up like I
was kayaking. I had to kayak to

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the zip line to get to the
border, and they weren't trying to Oh

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it was, it was. I
came and tell you the adventures. And

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uh, the iguanas they actually tried
to sneak into the United States with me,

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and I see them here now outside
the pipe Cave on the island here.

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And uh, the tikos, they
all tried to stalk me and get

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the US pipe man group on.
We'll talk about that, however, right

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now, let's bring our pipe nuts
on from wherever the hell they are in

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the world, because they're not here
at the pipe Cave, not at the

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pipe Cave, not at the pipe
Cave. But but speaking of the pipe

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cave, Okay, we have a
group on having to do with the pipe

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Cave. Now that I'm back,
the groupon is fully active. So one

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let's hear about the group on so
people can check into it. Are you

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tired of the same old bed and
breakfast? Come visit the Pipecave where you

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can service the Pipemin all night long
and then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then

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get the hell out. That's the
Pipemin group on. The group on special

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is normally one ninety nine, but
today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars.

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Just call into the show right now
five sixty one six two three nine

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four two nine, and you too
can have the Pipemin groupon. I had

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the group on, you should too. So one, I think I'm gonna

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have to switch around that graphic because
I wonder if that QR code works with

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the logo up there, So I'm
gonna switch it around for next week.

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But I just want to say the
graphics up there, because the Pipemin OnlyFans

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is not only active, it has
content, it has subscribers. We're gonna

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be adding more content. We've been
featuring some Chef Rachel pipe Nut content recently.

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We did do one piece of content
that was Pipeman content which I show

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them where this was something, you
know, a naked pick of them implanting

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a chip into my arm. And
in the second one's gonna show that pick.

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And then we have some new content
that's gonna be uploaded after this show

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sometime today. Rebel pipe nut and
oh my god, that's some juicy shit.

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You're not gonna want this. It
includes feet and uh, douchebags,

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I think I can. There's nothing
of the sort of that. No.

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Nice try though, Well, wasn't
the one where you're like laying on the

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bed. Wasn't that you douche in
yourself? Or were you or were you

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just playing with yourself? Neither neither? What were you doing inquiring limes won?

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Yeah, but you got to create
some imagination for our subscribers, Okay,

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for them to imagine what's actually going
on. Well, well, we'll

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have to see, you know.
All they have to do is go OnlyFans

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dot com slash pipe Man Radio.
Uh. Just like all my social media

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outlets and all my everything outlets,
it's always pipe Man Radio. There's gonna

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be news on the pipe Man Radio
Tour, which we'll talk about in a

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minute. But before that, and
before we get to chef Rachel pipe nutt

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because we're going to talk about her
stuff and her antics, but I want

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one. Let's show that picture that
is on the only fantasy only one.

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Well there's two. There's only two
of the pipe man because nobody gives a

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shit about that. Well, yeah
there are, because I have stalkers that

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are like, how come you're not
posting more content up there? It's for

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my pipe nuts. Uh. And
by the way, one is here with

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us, but he's feeling very sick, so he's kind of looking like Angwana.

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Decide not to come on to the
video. So one show us that

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pick. It's the one that says
the pipe man chipped pick. There it

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is. There's the pipe band's member
with a see this right here that I

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can't I'm trying to point to it, but nobody can see me pointing.

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It's that little liver on the right
there like towards me. Yeah, that

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is the chip. Oh my god. Yes. And you know who implanted

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that chip? A doctor in the
United States. Okay, So I'm just

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saying this is. I had to
go to another doctor and they took this

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to see the chip, and I
tried to get them to remove the chip.

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I don't know, We'll see.
We had a procedure yesterday to remove

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the chip and it does freaking hurt. So all you people saying you're getting

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chipped, unless it hurts, you're
not chipped. Okay. And I don't

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know. I think it's like the
microphone of my phone doesn't look like a

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microphone. I think they took the
microphone from my five G phone and put

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it in to my member. And
that really is a picture of my member.

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No, it's not. That's not
that's you're talking about such a member.

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What is that your foot? Your
remember doesn't have bones? Just like

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those are bones. That's the actual
member and the stuff on the outside of

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it is like the shadow. Okay, they removed the picked one. So

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about your content on the only fans, Rachel, and I know, I

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have no idea what I can't get
on it, to get on mind to

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get where to see my own content? I know. That's that's the funniest

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thing right there, because okay,
so only fans, they are the most

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complicated difficult of all of them.
Like you go onto Instagram, anybody,

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you cannot see people's stuff unless you
describe you know, it's not even your

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own. I can't without the log
in if I go in and try to

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see my st I need to log
in it so I can go on there

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so I can post things on there, right, that's what I want to

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do. And I was like,
okay, so, Rebel, you got

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sent this too, but you didn't
want to participate because you didn't want to

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get chipped by only fans. But
there's something there and what I sent you

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guys that allowed you to actually log
in. And I'm asking her. I

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already asked you, Okay, why
don't you just sit back and show us

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your feet while I ask her?
And so oh they look great, Rebel,

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was there anything there that said,
here, go create your log in

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or hit something to actually log into
it? Because I thought that's what I

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was doing, like your grand team
members. What's the good of grand team

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members if they can't freaking along in
No, so I'll just have to give

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you the log I'll have to give
you guys the log in later. Then

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I don't That makes no sense to
me. Like even on Dropbox, okay,

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there's team logins, like you guys
have a log in for that,

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but guess what, and I have
a different log in for that. It

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was just on TikTok doing my little
pre thing. I got banned on live

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again because why yes, because of
my member, because I brought up I

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brought up the only fans. I
said, you could follow PIPEM radio and

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I said, and I said,
look, I'm not putting anything up there

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that's like, you know, it's
it's you know, they're just sexier picture

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violation. Not just because I have
so many TikTok people. I see that

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post promoting their only fans. Why
do they not get banned? It's ridiculous,

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me likeuck, well, that's because
the Americans are trying to take over

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it. If it were the Chinese, they'd let you do whatever you want

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because it's over here. If you're
in China, you can do it.

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But over here they'll let you do
it because they want to smut us down

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so that they can take over.
They're already I learned while I was in

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Costa Rica or taking over Canada.
Okay, And that's a little unsettling to

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the Pipemin because that means they're very
close to us to take us over.

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And I bet you are current almost
criminal. We say almost because there's a

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trial going on right now. Might
become the next pres But I think,

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all right, so here's here's my
idea, let's not vote for somebody seventy

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seven and eighty number one. I
don't want to vote for my condo commando

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president. Okay, but you do
want to vote for the pipe man,

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don't you want? I think we
want to vote for the pipe man.

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Will you think, rebel? I
think we do. I think we want

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to vote for the pipe man.
I think Bill Clinton thinks you should vote

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a vote for the pipe man personally, how about you, Rachel? Are

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you voting for the pipe man?
We got beat? Yeah, but you

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gotta vote for me. Yeah,
we got to beat my record in twenty

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sixteen, I got five votes plus
myself. You got beat plus. No.

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No, this is a free country. You can vote for Mickey Mouse

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for all I care. Anybody can
vote for whoever they want. Yeah,

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that's true. But abody can vote
for whoever they want. I want to

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stress that I'm so sick and tired
of this bias media that tells everybody who

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they should vote for, and your
news is depending on whether you're conservative or

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liberal. The news should be news. So here's some pipe news. The

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pipe man is rating for president.
He's hoping that what happens is Joe Biden

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gets so senile, they asked to
drop out a race, and maybe possibly

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there could be a conviction that drops
somebody else out of a race. OJ

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already died, so he can't become
president, and so there's only going to

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be one choice left if all that
happens, and we already got the OJ

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part. So vote Pipeman for pres. Roll it one, hey, folks,

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this is Bill Clinton. I'll listen
to W fourcy dot com. And

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just remember I did not have sexual
relations with that woman, just like reub

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Well, they don't have sexual relations. Bring back the good old days,

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and I will have sexual relations with
that woman. Vote Pipeman for pres.

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And I promise I won't have sexual
relations with your cousin. Well, your

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cousin, not my cousin, though
I'll do your cousin, but not my

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cousin. Speaking, you're going to
do her cousin what she's doing. No,

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no, no, no no no. He had that, he had

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that opportunity last week. He could
have been That's right, Yeah, that's

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why I escaped. So my cousin
is not interesting. To tell us a

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little bit about the likes he likes
to keep it in the family. Tell

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us a little bit about your content
there and the only fans Rachel, And

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yes, I'll tell you a little
bit about what's up there. You've sent

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me the stuff to put up there. I haven't put it up there all,

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but you get put it all at
once. You you put something on

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there, like about the shoes or
I don't know what you were adding stuff

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to it. No oh I added
verbage, but not, oh god not.

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You could probably add better verbiage than
me. I'll tell you what we're

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gonna do. I'm right now,
as we're speaking, I am pulling up

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the only fans that we'll pull up
some of the posts get to a mall

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because we all have enough time in
the show. Uh so let's see my

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profile, do you all right?
So we're gonna go to everything the way

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subscribe. I'm going all the way
to the beginning. The first post we

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did, first post we did was
for the QR code for you know,

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to get on the only fans like. I don't think you need that though,

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jury not only you don't need the
QR code. Second one is I

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didn't post any comment is Rachel in
green with two separate postes in green.

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So if you like Green, you're
gonna love that. Then the next post

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is Rachel and I can't show this
on screen people because you know, spicy

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content. But Rachel and a bunch
of black and white photos, and I

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gotta tell you nothing, nothing shows
my but there is something that shows.

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I did a pole. I did
a poll, and get to the poles.

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The beaver the beaver U. Okay. So then here's one that has

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Rachel in black and gray and it
says, isn't Chef Rachel Pipe not hot?

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You ain't seen nothing yet. This
is just a teaser of what's come.

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Then I did a poll, a
quiz. I did a quiz.

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Okay. The quiz is that we're
gonna have everybody here guess okay except Rachel

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because she knows I forgot what what
frost eyes is chef pipe nut. And

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here's the choices I gave. Here's
the choices I gave. It was unanimous.

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The answers from all the subscribers were
the exact same answer. So the

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first one's thirty eight double D,
second one is twenty four a D,

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the third one is fifty two double
Z. And then the fourth one,

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which is where the subscribers are are
not very smart. Because I gave them

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an opportunity. Wait, y,
I'm not done. Don't say it.

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Don't say it, okay, because
the last one is the one that all

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the subscribers should have picked, because
then they would have gotten more content.

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So I'm going to say right now, if you're listening or watching, if

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you go in and you send us
some direct message of the fourth answer will

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provide you some more content that may
go along with that. Well we know.

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And the fourth question is whatever you
want her to be. So whatever

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broad size you are to be,
she'll take a picture of ask did anyone

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guess A because you clearly can see
that is more than a well, I

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don't even know what her broad's size
is, so they can all be wrong.

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A double D okay. But see
this is what he does not understand,

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and most men don't. You don't
want a high number. That's your

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number like from around here. So
you don't want to be you know,

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if you're thirty eight, that means
you've got a large you know I know

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that. What man doesn't know that. Yeah, So you ideally what you

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want to be is like a thirty
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say that's the old D. Right
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shape is thirty six D twenty four. Thirty six that is supposed to be

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the ultimate ship changes like these women
that get these butt and plants or you

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know, the boobies, and then
like a month later, it's like that's

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gone. You gotta get that.
I hate the fake boobies, I hate

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the fake fake butts. I hate
the and here's the thing too. Okay,

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and by the way, uh,
Chef Rachel, I hate to tell

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you, there was some news this
morning that, uh, there's a lot

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of fake botox going out there and
some people have died and or are seriously

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ill. So I'm just giving you
that whatever. I'm gonna die looking young.

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Well, you look young, so
you don't need that. And that's

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why I get that ship. That's
about help. It makes people look like

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mannequins. Okay, I do look
like a mannaquin a little bit. I'm

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not gonna lie. Okay, it
doesn't look like a mannequin. So anyway,

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I don't want to sharp pay.
See like with it was unanimous Rebel

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thirty eight double D was what everybody
answered. Then the next post is hi,

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fans, would you like to see
more? And it's her and some

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like sleeky, off white, beigey
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then there's one that's there are a
lot there are a lot more coming,

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and they will get more and more. Well, dot dot dot if I

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don't get to sign in and see
this was the flannels, This was the

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flannel picks. And then there's one
with her in black and a cowboy hat

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says, do you like this one
chef pipe Chef Rachel pipe Nutt is feeling

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like she needs a cowboy right about
now? There are a lot more coming,

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And then and then there's one that
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white. We will be posting new
content on the daily into our premium fans.

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It might even get spicy. And
then there's another one that says it

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looks like she's in a closet or
something like that, So I put don't

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put cheffle, don't put Chef Rachel
pipe nut in the corner. Do you

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agree? And then there's one that
she looks totally goth hoddest one Yet she

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looks totally goth, it's just her
face says what you want to see?

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Nice Rachel or sultry Rachel. And
then there's the pipe man in plant pick,

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and then that says there's one with
a blue shirt on that's not button

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that says one of my favorite pipe
nuts. And then there's another one that

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looks gothy too that says she's got
her tongue out and Rachel, next time

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you do picks like that, brush
your tongue. But it's what do you

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want to do with that tongue?
The tongue was all white. If you

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can imagine, what's why she needed
to brush your tongue. Yeah, it's

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I'm not drunk. Oh my god, I'm not drinking this. Did y'all

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know that I not drink anything in
three days? I bet you do.

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Like, and that's just kind of
like energy healthy sugar free shit. Yeah,

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careful with the energy stuff because they're
never really healthy. Uh, it's

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sugar free, it's it's got I
think we need too. I think since

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I'm back and I'm no longer on
the Home pipe Man Homeless Tour and the

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Pipe Man Radio Tour begins like this
weekend, Wow, I think we need

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to talk about that, And especially
because I have an extremely surprised special announcement.

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So there's a major major music festival
in South Florida is literally ten to

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fifteen minutes from where the Pipe Man
Lives Awesome, and ten to fifteen minutes

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from the Pipe Man's Toy from the
Top four Media studios where pipe Net one

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is. And this is a festival
that we used to broadcast live at and

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do stuff at. But oh,
it's like weird this year on the tour

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because things that used to conflict are
not conflicting. So as we started going

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on tour outside of Florida, this
particular festival would be on the same weekend

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as one of our other festivals,
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So this year there was no conflict. And we just got yesterday literally

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the approval media. The first one
of the first things on the Pipe Main

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Radio Tour but we're not going to
talk about yet, is coming up very

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very soon, and we're going to
talk about in a second because it's a

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major announcement that just happened. Okay, but we're going to have You're gonna

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have a chance to win tickets to
certain Danny Wimmer festivals, specifically, if

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you call into a show today five
six, one six two three nine four

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two nine, or you direct message
me on any socials Pipe Man Radio.

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You can be entered to win tickets
to Welcome to Rockville. We might have

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one or two extra ones that we
held back that we're releasing because that's coming

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up real quick. So here's what
we got. Okay, April twenty first,

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Pipe Man more than likely is gonna
be a club down Fort Laide,

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one of my favorite venues called Revolution
Live for the All my Friends North America

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Tour, which does include some of
my friends. Okay, and so let's

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put that banner up on the screen. One. So there it is,

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asking Alexandria Memphis Mayfire. I love
Memphis Mayfire. Good friends of mine,

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and they're great, the word alive
and nerve. It's gonna be a great,

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great, great, great show.
And I'll be hanging out coming to

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Houston at the house. Oh there
you go, you gotta go. It's

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a great one. Okay, we
can get rid of at banner. Goodbye.

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That's this Saturday. Okay. Then
we have one that we are not

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confirmed yet, but I'm pretty positive
I'm gonna be at because publicists I deal

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with usually always approves me if there
is. I just had a question if

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they're going to do interviews there,
because if not doing interviews that there's no

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reason for me to go as working, you know, but it's the bright

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Side Music Festival, and this festival
is badass because Sublime's going to be there.

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Not Sublime with Rome, but Sublime. I don't know if you know

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the news people Rebel Rachel, do
you know the news about Sublime? I

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have it so for many men years. The original Sublime singer, you know,

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he passed away many many years ago, so they started to sing called

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Sublime with Rome. Rome was a
singer and a Sublime tribute band that ended

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up the lead singer with Sublime.
Well as of recently Sublime, Rome is

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going solo and they're creating the old
school Sublime, bringing the real Sublime back

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with the original lead singer's son as
the singer sounds just like them. It's

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like amazing, Sonna have Sublime,
three eleven Goldfingers, Story of the Year,

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Face to Face, Save Ferris,
Unwritten Law, zebra Head, and

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more. This is one of those
cool punk festivals. It's like a punkin

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brew. Like what's cool about the
punk festivals is and I don't even drink

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beer, but it's so cool.
They give you a cup and you can

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try out all the different beers,
and then it's got all these beer stands

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and all that. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. So let's get

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rid of Yeah, there you go. UN's on the ball there. So

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now the announcement, Now the announcement. I am so pumped. This is

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the biggest festival that normally happens in
South Florida that it's so funny. All

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my friends go to it. And
it's down on the water in West Palm

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Beach, downtown West bomb Beach,
so it's near all the clubs and everything

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too, all the restaurants. But
they have these party barges and people go

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on the barge and they party on
the on the airn coastal on these party

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barges. Then they have also they
have art vendors, so they have an

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whole art part of the festival.
It's really cool with some of the great

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artists in the area. And then
of course we have bands playing on multiple

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stages. And so we just got
approved yesterday. We're doing radio coverage SunFest

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here in westbom Beach. There it
is. There's a lineup. We're gonna

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have our pipe nutt rebel. Let's
see if she could read the lineup for

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us, and if we don't,
and if we don't have to make fun

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of her, So go Rebel.
You don't even have to look at your

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notes, just look up at the
screen. Ding dong. Okay, but

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I still can't see what our glasses. So on Friday we have Nelly,

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Billy Adels, Shaggy, the Fix. You don't know who the Fix is?

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Now get with the program, Rebel
Fox Mabel to call Fox Mabel Band,

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Slow Funk pump. Okay, Saturday, go Cole swind Out, Oh

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wow, cool, he's gonna be
there, Young Gravy, The Revitalists,

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Ellie King, Dylan Scott, Bryce
Vine, the Aces, Paul Russell,

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Hilly Winters. I can't see the
Small Prince, Matt Corman, Killbillies,

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the Loving Brothers. This is why
I love having Rebel read these, because

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it's so entertaining. Sunday Go Rebel
Revolution. Third Eye Blonde Dashboard Confessional.

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I'm waiting for this one. This
is gonna be great. Uh yeah,

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no, I think it's like mass
Yahoo or sometimes he's it's really popular.

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I just I don't know. Maybe
wond those win tickets. If you can

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get that one right there you go. Boys like girls, I hope so

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hey, you can't say that in
twenty twenty four, you can, especially,

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yeah, but especially when there's somebody
like you. But ahead, what's

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the rest of them? Well?
Look at you? What about me?

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Do you? Which bathroom do you
use? Uh? I'm a woman because

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makeup doesn't and doesn't mean I show
us proof, show us proof? What

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else do you need to see here? Look at the only fans forget it?

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Yeah, good move, good move? Okay? Read the rest of

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them? The elevators? What else? Valley little stranger? Cassidy Pope you

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know her too? Hey, okay, you know why? You know her?

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Rebel? Do you remember why?
You know her voice? Yeah?

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She was? Okay, she's a
local. She's a local where our studio

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is. She's from Wellington and she
was had a punk rock band and they

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went on tour, and she went
on tour with Full Out Boy and a

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bunch of other people. And so
then she was on the Voice the same

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year. One of my co hosts
was on the Voice same season. Uh,

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And basically Cassidy won the whole thing. And then she turned country from

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punk. She's not even cowpunk,
she's just country now speaking cowpunk, social

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d some news. Mike Nass got
a key to Fuller in city like an

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old school punk rocker who was probably
banned from the city many times now has

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a key to the city. Wow. And I'll read the last line for

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you because you probably can't read it. Brothers within Stephen James serenation. Okay,

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So the pipe man's on double duty
because on May fourth, Okay,

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Sunfast as you saw is the third
through the fifth. On May fourth,

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I have to go to a special
pub for two bands that I've interviewed already.

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Okay, and it's one of my
favorite places to go to check out

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live shows because they got great live
shows and they're just a great place because

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they're Pipers Sports Bub. I don't
know if there's a relation there, but

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maybe there is, and and that
is good. Let's see that band are

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one of my favorite bands of all
time. Raven, who I interviewed recently,

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is headlining at and then another band, Wicked, who I recently recently

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interviewed. They're cool as hell,
They're gonna be there. This is May

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fourth, eight pm at Pipers in
Pompino Beach. So it's basically my club.

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I'm taking it over when I go
there. I'm going like, hey,

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I own the place. My name's
Piper. I own the place,

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all right. So the next one
is one of my favorites. We're one

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of the best lineups ever. We're
gonna see how badly Rebel screws up the

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lineup. And that is Welcome to
Rockville in Daytona Daytail International Speedway, May

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ninth to May twelfth. I'll be
up there May eighth. There's gonna be

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an official pre party on the campground
May eighth, and uh, Rebel read

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the line up. Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, so he won't be there,

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by the way, can you make
that bigger? Can't make that bigger,

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but you can on wherever your notes
are. If you went to Ready

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Motley Crue, Jesus Priest and Thrags
faster. Yeah, we reading all of

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them. You gotta do it fast
like Bonley Crue, Jesus and I was

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about to say Jesus Christ, but
it's Jews Priest Christ the Devil, nor

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disturbed Lord Mundane. All right,
we've had enough value disturbed my vain skillet

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fly leaf with Lacy Storm loving it, Saliva Orgy Imperial Toe, Kerry King

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of Slayer. It's his solo project, and man, he just came out

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with another new song. It is
bad Ass and Biohazard Lacuna Coil, one

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of my favorite shadows, Fall Stabbing
Westward, Gideon Throne, Fuming Mouth,

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Machinehead, who is epic? Epic? Epic? August Burns Red First Up,

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Mash Pitt. I brought my grandson
into was August Burn's Red Soul,

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Fly Buried Tomorrow New Year's Day,
Spie body Snatcher until I wake and then

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like, what's that lower line?
Can you see it? Rachel? I

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see bad Wolves, Miss may I
Fleshwater Moon Fever t X two. I

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don't see the headliner, though,
what's the headline? Glasses? Well,

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yeah, you know Insane Clown Posse? Yeah, there it is. I

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knew I could count on you,
Rebel. I knew it. I knew

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it. You pulled through. How
could you not so amazing? It's good.

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Hey have you ever gotten sprayed?
Rebel? No? No, no,

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how about you? Rachel sprayed?
Oh yeah, you gotta go to

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the Insane Clown Posse show? And
I need you to be right in the

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front with blood. Oh no,
it's better, it's better. Look it

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up, Rebel. Tell us what
they spraying with Look it up, I

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believe they spray you with blood and
urine. No, that's war. Look

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at the clown posse does okay?
Famous for it? Come on, really,

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I went to their concert. I
was there. I videoed from a

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distance. I'll give you a hand. It's a type of drink. Oh

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okay, I'll start reading the rest
while you guys find it. Olymp Biscuit

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falling and Reverse in this moment,
stars at non point plate and flat Black

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power Man five thousand, Jelly roll
my bro Jelly roll Man. He is

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killing it. He's winning awards everywhere. It's unbelievable. I interviewed him and

404
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.159
he goes around every every press saying
he's like, yeah, Pipe Man's the

405
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:28.199
only one that ever interviewed my daughter. His daughter was great, the offspring.

406
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:32.159
She was so fun meeting her.
She's so talented with Yes, she

407
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:37.920
is fag. Yeah, that's it. That's it. You found it,

408
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:42.400
Rachel found it all right. There's
so many good bands on here. I

409
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:46.320
can't read them all. There's so
many of them. Mister Bungle, Cypress

410
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:52.280
Hill in Flames, Tech nine,
Code Orange Clutch, queensland Stone Ature Day

411
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:57.920
to Remember Food Fighters. Greta Van
Fleet, Slipknot Breaking, Benjamin's Architects,

412
00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:02.039
Evanessence, bad Omens Theories. I'm
forty one Black Veil Brides. I mean

413
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:07.159
there's so many I can't even list
them all. Okay, it's Living color

414
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:12.719
Man. That's old school man.
I'm Electric call By. They are so

415
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.400
cool. If you've never listened to
them, you got to check them out.

416
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:20.000
What great live show? Slur to
Prevail has one of my favorite songs.

417
00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:22.159
I mean, the list goes on
and on. Why don't we just

418
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.159
played a commercial? I mean,
this is ridiculous. We're reading off a

419
00:37:25.440 --> 00:38:04.360
list of seventy bass that's right,
roll it one. That's crazy badass.

420
00:38:04.599 --> 00:38:07.400
Can't wait for that one. I
do have. Tickets were given away,

421
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:09.679
so again, if you call in
five to sixty one, sixty three nine

422
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:15.360
nine, or you direct message and
there's hold on, there's a private chat

423
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:21.519
here. I gotta look at Champagne. What was that from? They thought

424
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:25.199
they sprayed people with? Oh no, it's not Champagne. It's it's what

425
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:30.440
Rachel said. Okay, so hey, I have to make an announcement.

426
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:37.800
Yes, for those of you who
are timid to call in because of any

427
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:42.840
way you may have been treated before. This is not that show. Please

428
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:46.079
don't be scared. Hey, we're
fun. Okay, this is a show.

429
00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:52.159
Oh I thought you were talking about
me. But I didn't offend anybody,

430
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:58.599
Thank god. I have as the
people that just listening to the show.

431
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:01.760
But the skin is to call in
because, oh no, we're gonna

432
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:07.679
be nice to you. Don't worry, we'll be nice to you, but

433
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:14.480
we're not going to We're not going
to remember this show when I had the

434
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.599
red the red faux hawk. That's
from when I had the red Fawk,

435
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:23.679
and I was wearing suits a lot
of times back then too, But it's

436
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:30.239
just kind of stupid to wear suit
to a festival. All right. Before

437
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:35.320
we go on to the last two
festivals, I'm going to talk about cool.

438
00:39:36.039 --> 00:39:42.320
I want to hear from Rachel,
and I want to hear about I

439
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:51.280
want I want to hear about her
adventures recently. Not other podcast adventures unless

440
00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:59.920
they're on this network, but any
other adventures. You gotta be very specific.

441
00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:07.920
Have you had in the past week? What adventures have you had that

442
00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:12.440
you can tell us about people would
want to hear about. I don't know.

443
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.239
Tell me you're no fun, not
drinking, You don't know. I

444
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:19.880
know, we're afraid to call in. Want to know what's around Rachel's neck.

445
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:27.280
It's not a collar. People if
she's wearing headphones, that are around

446
00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:31.760
her neck, not the head what
they're seeing. They thought it was a

447
00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:36.880
collar because it looks like the chain
is going through your cleavage. That's not

448
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:43.280
what it is. Collar thing,
but they are. Can I pull on

449
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:49.280
that Connor front and collar from behind? Sure? Let's see I went You

450
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:52.679
know, what are you talking about
when I went out and anything it did

451
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.559
that you want to tell the people
about on the show, Like did you

452
00:40:55.679 --> 00:41:00.679
lose your ability to tell stories?
No, I'm not. I just don't

453
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:04.880
know what you're talking about because every
day something crazy happens. We'll give us

454
00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:07.440
some of it before we run at
time on the show. Okay, So

455
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:14.559
let's see. Went out last weekend
and to Scott Girdner's skybar with a bunch

456
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:17.840
of world travelers. I was really
cool. Then my cousin boyfriend went on.

457
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:22.920
He's on a trip to Palau some
islands very far away. And now

458
00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:30.559
I'm managing all of his properties,
which is probably more than I can handle.

459
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:31.679
But I'm doing the best I can
because I don't want to daz a

460
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:37.039
guys and boyfriend and yeah I got
this. Yeah, I've been doing a

461
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:39.760
lot of shows and podcasts, but
we don't want to talk about yet.

462
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:43.239
Can we talk about movie reviews and
more? Last night, I said,

463
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:47.559
as long as her on the network. Okay, well, radio station promote

464
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:53.039
anybody off their radio station. Just
you rebel with the beaver. I was

465
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:58.519
the peacock, and for some reason
Terry got really mad because she wanted to

466
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:00.679
be the peacock. Was like and
they were like, no, you're the

467
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:05.920
shark. Who's the guy? Ass? He's like that is more fitting.

468
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:08.199
Actually, yes, he's like,
he goes, I don't know you,

469
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:13.280
but I'm just gonna guess here are
you? Are you mean? She was

470
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:17.320
like so mad. No, I'm
nice and I'm sexy and I'm a peacock.

471
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.280
We were like, okay, yeah, but peacock. Female peacocks are

472
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:24.920
not the sexy ones. It's the
male ones that are beautiful. The female

473
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:30.840
ones are nothing to look at.
I think when it's more like the peacock

474
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:32.880
is like the show boat, like, yeah, you know, no,

475
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:39.480
you're definitely the show boat. Yeah, I'm definitely And what else? What

476
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:45.920
else happened this week? I don't
know. What do you get cook this

477
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:49.079
week for the only fans? Oh? What am I going to cook?

478
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:52.639
Well, I've got a right.
You're a chef, You're a real chef.

479
00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:57.639
So yesterday I did the salmon.
It was beautiful and sweet potato,

480
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:02.599
Japanese sweet potato and Caesar salad.
Caesar is my family. A lot of

481
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:06.239
people. I don't know if I've
ever told you guys that, but Caesar

482
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:10.119
Cardini, he invented the salad in
Tijuana, so at a little hotel,

483
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:17.280
and that's actually my my my cousin. So another one, another one,

484
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:21.719
and so I've got a rack.
Just have a thing to do with the

485
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:31.360
you know, the the shows with
the donkeys fans, that's what's coming up.

486
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:35.960
No, you can promise people weird
ship like that. No, I'm

487
00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:43.639
talking about talking about the salads like
where they did they include donkeys? No,

488
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:46.960
I don't think so. If that's
what Tijuana is famous for, so

489
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:52.719
serious have the worm from the mescal
and the salad, because that would be

490
00:43:52.760 --> 00:44:00.679
a good idea. No, it's
anchovy instead of Yeah, Oh, Harry

491
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:05.280
is trying to promote eating things.
Well, you know, have you ever

492
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:08.719
been to Tijuana and ate the worm? At the bottom of a ball of

493
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:14.880
mescal I did when I was sixteen. Could never get more drunk. You

494
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:19.039
can't get more drunk. I mean
like that is the that is the pinnacle.

495
00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:23.920
I could definitely get more drug than
eating a flipping worm. I'll bet

496
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:30.559
you, I'll bet you. I'll
bet you that worm's been soaking in tequila

497
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:34.840
for like thirty days no drinking,
and then after that I will go out

498
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:37.440
and find a bottle with the worm
and I'll eat the worm. And I

499
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:47.039
know pro alcoholics that face. Alcoholics
face plant after eating the worm after a

500
00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:52.199
battle of mescal. The only thing
that really has messed me up is the

501
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:57.440
absence. And I there's a guy
here in Houston that has this magic show

502
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:04.280
venue place and he makes home made
accents. I was outside hanging out with

503
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:08.239
the story who was painting my nails, and I thought that was completely normal.

504
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:10.559
I did not want to go back
into the Magic Venue. I was

505
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:13.920
like, no, no, no, I'm hanging out with my new friends.

506
00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:19.320
And then I started walking down bell
Air at like one in the morning

507
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:22.719
and stroll up into a McDonald's sat
on the curb and I had cars coming

508
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:29.840
up, like you know, they
thought you Piperman. They thought you were

509
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:35.519
a homeless too. No, they
thought I was a prostitute. Well I

510
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:40.199
could see that horrible it was I
really that is that what started the thirty

511
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:46.719
days of no drinking? It contributed, yes, yeah, that was definitely.

512
00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:50.519
The next day I was like,
oh, I can't drink that that

513
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:57.119
was very Yeah, yeah, well
drink. Thank god I had my cousin

514
00:45:57.199 --> 00:46:00.119
to take care of me. Speaking
of drinking, but he lets you walk

515
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:07.360
down the street to McDonald's. He
was inside the Magic Venue having a very

516
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:13.440
good time, and I yeah,
requesting that I co inside, and I

517
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:19.719
was, now, I'm just gonna
walk home two hours. Walcome, you're

518
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.159
one of them. No, I'm
not, that's just it. I'm not.

519
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:30.119
I'm yet the absent made you.
Always blame it on the that'll take

520
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:34.880
you to all right. So,
speaking of drinking. On the next on

521
00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:39.599
the pipe Man Radio tour, I'm
going to Vegas for Punk Rock Bowling,

522
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:44.719
one of my favorite festivals. It's
so cool because it not only has punk

523
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:47.480
rock as all these club shows too. It's not just a festival. There's

524
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:52.239
all kinds of club shows starting on
Thursday, so it's like Thursday, Friday,

525
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:55.440
Saturday, Sunday Monday. It's a
Memorial Day weekend, which is one

526
00:46:55.480 --> 00:47:01.039
of my favorite weekends. Punkers take
over all of downtown Las Vegas. There's

527
00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:07.440
a bowling tournament, there's a poker
tournament, and then there's the punk Rock

528
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:12.239
Swim where a band plays while all
the punkers are washing in the pool with

529
00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:17.079
colored hair. Is the coolest ship
ever. And now let's see how rebel

530
00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:24.400
that is. Nope, Nope,
not doing it because this particular one is

531
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:28.480
a really good one and they do
a lot of stuff. I'm not even

532
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:31.119
gonna torture any names or anything like
that. You guys can read it right

533
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:35.440
there on the screen. All right
ahead, Rachel, Let's see how you

534
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:38.000
do. Okay, The Descendants,
we got Billy Bragg, we got lag

535
00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:46.199
Wagon, we got the what is
thattatellite skatellite at the street Parties stage.

536
00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:52.320
We got Bad Cop, Bad Cop, twist Off, Gorilla Biscuits, nad

537
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:58.639
Ball nine nine teen, Mortgage,
Iron, the Iron Roses, Katie Overbay

538
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:02.519
and Backlash. Okay, and then
we got Devo very cool coming in on

539
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:07.360
Sunday, Rocket from the Crypt.
The sub Humans destroyed one of my favorite

540
00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:13.360
ever bands, The sub Humans.
Sub Humans go Yeah, Okay, Street

541
00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:20.519
Party stage, and I asked La
Slumlords, the Chat, Star crawler Snooper,

542
00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:24.239
Cosmic Psychos, Cat Bite and Wato's
Okay, next day coming in on

543
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:30.119
Monday. We got Madness. We
got so excited about that Google Bordello.

544
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.880
We got the Stiff Little Fingers,
we got street Party stage. We have

545
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:39.280
quicksand English Beat, Very Cool,
Scowl, Vile Doll Riots, Ratmobile,

546
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:47.639
Die Spits, and Kate Clover.
Good job, all in downtown Vegas.

547
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:52.480
Everybody join me for Punk Rock Bowling. And now we're gonna talk about one

548
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:59.480
festival specifically that is not in May
or April, but it kind of relates

549
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:02.840
because it's Punk Clock Bowling's Memorial Day
at the beginning of summer. Then the

550
00:49:04.119 --> 00:49:07.199
end of the summer is Labor Day
weekend, which is where we have my

551
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:14.559
favorite camping festival, Roklahoma. And
uh are you might gonna talk about the

552
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:20.119
lineup or anything. We're just gonna
run the freaking commercial. Okay, Oklahoma,

553
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:27.760
America's biggest Labor Day party is back
with the loudest lineup yet this August

554
00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:31.239
thirtieth through September first in Prior,
Oklahoma, with for the first time ever

555
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:43.519
of Ben sevenfold slip knot disturbing down
Evan Essence plus I Data remember Lamb of

556
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:46.760
God and many more passes and camping
on sale now at Oklahoma dot com starting

557
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:51.519
get ten dollars down there. It
is are you going to camp out?

558
00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:54.159
So you actually camp? I do
camp at that one. That one's bad

559
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:57.800
ass for camp And talked about that
old last week, so I won't go

560
00:49:57.920 --> 00:50:00.639
over it again because we're righting at
a time. But you know, they

561
00:50:00.679 --> 00:50:04.719
have strip club campaign. They have
boobs, they have bars, they have

562
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:08.360
all kinds of things going on.
The party is in the campgrown and in

563
00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:13.679
that commercial, I just noticed there
was somebody I am almost positive I saw

564
00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:17.840
in the commercial in the crowd.
That's one of the photographers at the festival.

565
00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:22.800
So that was pretty cool. Now
let's talk about let's end on a

566
00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:29.280
high note. We're gonna end on
the high note of this presidential bullshit.

567
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:37.880
Okay, okay, because we're not
even gonna We ran the commercial before,

568
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:45.079
we might run it again. But
it's pretty funny that we are about to

569
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:52.599
elect the president that is on trial
for a criminal crime, and and yet

570
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:59.519
we have a sitting president who's on
trial for criminal crimes. But him well

571
00:50:59.559 --> 00:51:04.519
there's no proof of that. So
but there is proof of what like there's

572
00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:08.000
actual proof to have this trial.
There's no proof that hunter Biden did what

573
00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:15.400
he did. None not that news. Yeah, but like you're going to

574
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:21.840
be responsible for your kids? Are
you freaking nut? He innocent? Oh

575
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:24.199
no, no, no, no, we don't know. I mean I

576
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:29.360
don't like them, but you know, listen, unless you prove there's so

577
00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:34.000
many people that talk so much shit
about so many things, seen him stiff

578
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:38.519
and children. Yeah, and and
Trump also proved Obama was not American,

579
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:47.559
but that wasn't true. So I
didn't vote. I didn't vote for him.

580
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:52.639
But listen our alternative to it.
Somebody, this is the first time

581
00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:58.519
ever a present has ever been on
trial for criminal charges. So you've got

582
00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:02.880
to be pretty pretty it's got to
be pretty strong, because even Dick Nixon

583
00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:07.239
didn't go on trial. Okay,
so it's got to be pretty strong,

584
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:10.039
of course. So let me tell
you about the highlights of the trial.

585
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:14.199
Though so far they're not even in
the trial yet, they're just picking jurors.

586
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:17.920
The highlights are every day Trump has
been falling asleep in the trial,

587
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:23.199
so like he taught, so he
talks about fight and fall asleep during his

588
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:27.960
speeches. If you're about to go
to prison for the rest of your life,

589
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:34.760
I think you would sing okay.
And then the judge is getting upset

590
00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:42.280
at him with his uh speaking under
his breath. I'm grumbling under his breath,

591
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:45.880
and the judge ball come out on
it. And here's the best one

592
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:51.559
of all audibly heard. This is
audibly heard by the whole courtroom and probably

593
00:52:51.639 --> 00:53:01.320
the whole world. Trump barted on
purpose, on purpose, clearing the courtroom

594
00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:08.360
right. Also there's a gaggler and
play for Trump that he violated, apparently

595
00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:15.360
because he went on to true social
and start like two hours before going in

596
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:22.079
the trial. He's like calling people
like he said some ship that was pretty

597
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:28.800
nasty and yeah, not good.
You know this is like it's not even

598
00:53:28.880 --> 00:53:34.760
the fact of everything's person. It's
like the drama is just some it's not

599
00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:39.519
a real person, because a real
person wouldn't do that ship. A person

600
00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:44.320
does talk like he does, though, I mean he has no he has

601
00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:47.559
no filter for things. He just
touch like it is, or he doesn't

602
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:52.039
tell it like he tells it't like
people that are his fans want to hear

603
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:58.440
it because I don't want to travel
better than me. You know what.

604
00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:01.079
Yeah, I don't have a filter. Yeah I could say I can relate

605
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to him, but I don't want. I don't want to run the country.

606
00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:06.840
We wouldn't want me to do,
you to handle that job. I

607
00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:12.920
don't know. I don't want somebody
that has no filter being in charge.

608
00:54:13.039 --> 00:54:15.440
I'm not saying I want. I
don't want him either. I don't want

609
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either. I'm not voting because those
those two fools are not you know,

610
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we're not voting. That's why you
have to vote for the pipe man,

611
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because I won't put up with any
of that bullshit. And everybody is just

612
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:36.719
going to have everything they ever wanted
in life. That's my platform, and

613
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:39.960
it's smercially impossible, and we're well, no, and we're not going to

614
00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:43.519
give it to you. You got
to earn it like a real American.

615
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:47.559
Okay. Real Americans work their butt
off and earn everything they get. They

616
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:52.519
don't get handed out to them because
I want to sit home and play video

617
00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:55.679
games. Okay, Yet we hand
money to every other country in the world

618
00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:59.199
instead of our own. Let's if
we took all the money that we put

619
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everywhere else and put to homeless people
in this country, we would cure the

620
00:55:02.719 --> 00:55:08.280
problem. Instead we big pharma so
they can create the problem. And I

621
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was just in a I did a
rebel when I got home. Okay,

622
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:21.119
I did it, and I went
into the bathroom and there was a sign

623
00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:27.199
in the bathroom that said, don't
use fentanyl. It'll it's killing people.

624
00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:31.599
And I'm like, big farmers giving
this shit out. Man, they're killing

625
00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:43.880
us. They chipped the pipe Man, as you saw's just penis somebody personally.

626
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But listen, if you vote for
pipe Man, if you vote for

627
00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:52.519
pipe Man, I promise you that
I will give you three days free on

628
00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:57.119
the pipe Man only fans. And
so roll the commercial one more time.

629
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:04.519
Hey folks, this is Phil Clinton. I'll listen to W four C why

630
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dot com and just remember I did
not have sexual relations with that woman.

631
00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:17.400
Bring back the good old dad,
and I will have sexual relations with that

632
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:27.159
woman. Vote pipe Man. Pres
there it is another Adventures of pipe Man.

633
00:56:27.280 --> 00:56:29.719
I'm back in Florida. Oh and
by the way, I was at

634
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a restaurant yesterday for lunch and I
had to think saying simple words like water

635
00:56:35.400 --> 00:56:38.519
and thank you because I was about
to talk in Spanish and I was like

636
00:56:38.639 --> 00:56:42.760
about to say you wh ain't saying
drink. I was about to say,

637
00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:45.360
uh, I'll go out por for
war, and then I was like,

638
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:47.760
wait, she won't. She's gonna
look at me like a fucking weird I

639
00:56:47.800 --> 00:56:52.519
should say it anyway, But then
literally it took me like ten seconds to

640
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:55.559
think water and then say the same
way. When she was bringing stuff over,

641
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.280
I was about to say like grassias
and uh, and I held back

642
00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:04.719
and it took me like ten seconds
before I was like, okay, thank

643
00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:07.039
you. First meal that when you
got back, what did you eat?

644
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:14.360
CPK, Well that's not the first
meal. That was yesterday's lunch. I

645
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:22.199
had a yeah, California pizza chisten
with califlower crust, a tie a tie

646
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:30.760
a tie chicken pizza with olliflower crust, and a tie crunch salad. But

647
00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:32.920
the first thing I did, believe
it or not, is I didn't go

648
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:37.599
out to eat. I go out
to eat all the time, but groceries

649
00:57:37.679 --> 00:57:42.440
were not easy to come by in
Costa Rica, and they were really really

650
00:57:42.519 --> 00:57:46.360
expensive, Like I bought a bag
of grapes for twenty bucks. But so

651
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:50.880
the first thing I did was go
to a grocery store and I ate food

652
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:54.119
from the grocery store. Yeah,
I know, we gotta go. That's

653
00:57:55.559 --> 00:58:00.519
all right. Hey, everybody,
thanks for listening. Check me out Socials

654
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655
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:10.159
and make sure to follow my pipe
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656
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:14.559
go to pipe Man Only Fans and
you can follow a lot more of the

657
00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:17.760
pipe nuts there. Thanks for listening. We will see you next week right

658
00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:22.840
here on the Adventures pipe Man W
four c Y Radio one pm every Wednesday,

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00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:29.480
live eight am every morning with interviews
and other bonus content. Roll it

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on. Thank you for listening to
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