Poop and Vomit in Pets

0:04 Hi, you have done to censure. For wow, for you you yo, Happy Monday. It's the positive and positively pipe Man segment of the Adventurous Pipe Man here on W four c Y Radio. I can't speak today. That's a second time that's happened to me in the week. I better get that checked out. It might have to do though, with the fact that today I don't know if everybody realizes this, but this is literally considered Blue Monday. I just found out this today, after fifty nine years of living, that they have a day, they have a day decade to everything, but they have a day dedicated to the Monday Blues. But what it's about is that apparently the third for a Monday of January every year is considered the most depressing day of the year. Who comes up with this shit? Like, let's change that the most depressing, Let's make it the most positive.

1:23 Forget blue Monday, look forward to Monday. I don't get what's with this world that we just we thrive on negativity and now even more so than ever, we focus on it and embrace it, Like why do you people? At somebody I was arguing with on Facebook earlier today and I was like, man, you got nothing better to do in your life? All you people but argue with each other just for the sake of arguing. It must be a miserable life to live. It's not that important, and most of this stuff is not that important. Maybe we will get all the things we want to have life if we would just be positive, if we would just look at the positive side, not to oh my god.

2:12 So in that realm Okay, we do have some things we're gonna talk about today in the second half of the show. For the business part, we're gonna talk about cash flow problems. You may look at that as a problem, but we have solutions. So again, forget the problem, focus on the solution. And now we're gonna have some solutions with my special co host today. Okay, we have some We have our expert in the house of course, the pet health guru, and we have our studio nuts okay. But we have a new guest co host today and that is my friend over here, Poopy Puppy. Okay, and he is gonna be part of our We have a new segment today. I named it just for today because of the subject. This is the Pooper Scooper segment of the Adventures of pipe Man. And with that, let's bring on the pipe nuts and the pet health Guru. What a what a catchy name, I know, And you know, I have it so perfectly set up. I didn't even do it on purpose. I know, as while I was talking, it looks like poopy Puppy has a microphone next to me.

3:28 Look does it look like he's talking into the microphone? It does. Absolutely we need to know Pet health Guru. We really need to know right now, not what the bird poop scoop is, but the pets poop scoop. All right, Well, first off, you know, talking about ridiculous things. One of the worst things I heard this morning driving into the store on the radio during the news, and they're talking about the weather that here it is towards the end of January, and they're talking about, this is the worst cold weather, the lowest temperature we've had this year.

4:11 You only had twenty five days. Quick, Like I woke up this way, I'm like, damn, the year is almost over. Already has this happen? I know? But yeah, I mean it's like, okay, it's January. We're really just now getting into it, and you're already panic mode in Florida. Listen, eight people, it's January. It's usually is the coldest month of the year thereabouts. Okay, no matter where you are. Well, I won't say no matter where you are, because the opposite side of the equator, it's the opposite exactly, you know, definitely here in the United States or anywhere on this side of the equator except maybe on rebels neck in the woods because they're a bunch of rebels. It's cold, he how cold is it there? Rebel? We were very worried that you might not make it to a show today because while you were outside building your snow man, you became the snow lady.

5:11 Absolutely well, it is currently thirty six degrees with the fields. Shit twenty seven. That ain't shit either. That's not cold. It's o'clock right now. What is cold here too? It's eighty seven. And listen, Go up to like northern Canada and tell them that feels like twenty seven is cold. That would be like a summer day for some people. Not we're here. Now. If it was that temperature here now, that might be cold. Actually, it might be cold where you are because you have the same humidity as us and That's the thing I find down here is that it's colder here because of the humidity, because the wetness in the air.

5:58 Like I could be up in jer and it's forty degrees and I'll wear a T shirt and here it's forty degrees and I'm like putting on my leather jacket or something. Yeah. Well, the other thing, the other part of that too is when you have heavy cloud cover, which we don't you normally get here in South Florida. When that cloud cover's gone, all the heat goes away, you know. Up north in a snowstorm, you walk outside the t shirt because it's not that cold, you know, because snow is only at twenty five and of course the temperature is insulating that clouds are insulating, so you know, but don't give us a clear night up north because then it's freezing.

6:43 Oh yeah, totally. And you can always tell when it's gonna snow because it gets warmer to snow. Yeah. It is the weirdest thing. Not according to the news, you know, not according to you know, the over a man, not according to the weather Service. I want to know why when my pet's poop is out there in the wild during the winter why it turns white, but not from the snow. That's just a drying process. And that's because in the wild, and of course when we look at a lot of different foods, that white chalkiness is actually extra calcium, extra bone coming out of the body. And when you're eating more of a meat diet, it first off, it's going to be different. And we can get into that in a little bit. But you know, it's funny. On the health side, we have been taught forever and ever and ever vomit and diarrhea, loose stools, bad poop, different poop requires the assistance of the medical community. You have to run and see a white coat. Maybe you want to go to the emergency room for that one. You know, it's it's so dangerous.

8:03 All that stuff. People don't fall for that stuff. You know. The truth of the matter is on this though, is basically that's elimination of what we've put in our mouth, through our nose, through absorb through our skin, and everything that goes into the body has to either be used or lose it. And it's a little part of it. Basically, all of the problem, all the things that we're talking about, This is nothing more than housekeeping. It's getting rid of the bad stuff. And what does your doctor want to do? Plug you up, give you something to stop your vomiting so your body cannot get rid of I.

8:46 Hope my doctor doesn't want to plug me. It's I know, but that that's the honesty, God truth. The first thing they do. It's funny. I do a little thing in this in my presentations about you know, a scenario. You're blessed with a young child, and you're blessed with a puppy, and you've got to you know, you're out working and you've got a caretaker in there, your babysitter, whatever. And you get home. It's Friday night. I finished up the week's worth of work. I just want to go home, relax, maybe pour a glass of wine, you know, and enjoy my family. And you walk in the door and the housekeeper caretaker says, I'm out of here.

9:34 By the way, the dog and the kid has got diarrhea. Have fun. So, of course the first thing they do is pick up the phone, call the pediatrician. Well, my kid's got diarrhea, okay, So give them a kind of a bland diet, a little bit of food at the time, and you know, if if it's still a problem on Monday, carl Us will try to get you in Tuesday or Wednesday appointment. So you hang up the phone and you call the animal hospital and you say, my dog's got diarrhea. The first thing that they say to you, and this is programmed, Oh my god, this is an emergency. When they said emergency, you know what that did to your bill.

10:21 That's five hundred dollars and a thousand dollars added to your bill. You have to rush them in. They give them antibiotics, they give them an anti diarrheal medication, they put them on fluids. They haven't any act. We've done an exam yet. And then because they did the other three things, they put them on an anti vomit medication. And it turns out they all they did was eat some grass. Yeah, so they plugged up this whole animal, so all that bad stuff is in the body, by the way, to keep them there over the weekend. So now you've got a boarding hospital care bill on top of it. Monday afternoon you get to call pick up your dog. The dog is sicker than it was before. You've got a whole bag full of medications for the next two to three weeks and told a whole bunch of stuff that you have to do and avoid and everything else changes, you know, change the diet, everything else. In the meantime, Saturday morning, the kid was out in the backyard playing same same condition, so called, same education on the doctor's parts.

11:33 What was the difference money? M hm. Hey, why don't they tell you to leave your kid there overnight? Okay, that's because they don't want to. They don't want to be bothered with it. And then and the truth is on the on the animal hospitals as well. They're talking about a round the clock monitoring and checking and all of that. Most of the time those animal hospitals all night. All they do is puma cage. Yep, maybe check out them once a while, I mean. Sorry. The number of emergen yeah, the number of emergency clinics that are out there for pets. The relief vet that's in there spends seventy percent of their time sleeping. And when you finally walk in the door, I need five thousand dollars upfront to frust even look at them. That's emergency care today.

12:29 Wow. So here here's my question too, is this is important because this happened somebody I know recently. They were having some stomach issues and intern their dog is having some stomach issues. I think that's something called like hypochondria, munchkins whatever. Yes, because I always laugh when people's pets end up with the same exact condition. And so this person, who I know very well, of course he thought it was food poisoning. And of course he thought his dog got food poisoning too.

13:11 Well. Well, yeah, so when they go out to eat, you know, he'll feed like many people, he'll feed the dog some of his food. Okay, but he's very careful with it. But here's the thing, Okay, takes the dog to the vet. The vet like going tested for everything except what this person wanted tested and said no, it's okay. Not like didn't test for bacteria. Like that. They tested for parasites. So my question is does the dog have the same parasites as me and you idiot vet?

13:54 That's my thing, okay, Like why wouldn't you test for bacterial especially if your patient is thinking, or the patient's parent or whatever you want to call it, is thinking it could be food poisoning that's not from a parasite that's from bacteria. So why wouldn't you test for that? Keep the dog sick? I guess so you can give them more meds because they did load the dog up with a bunch of meds. How do you load up a dog or a person with a bunch of meds? Because I see it all the time and they don't even know what's wrong with you. It happens all the time with humans. You go in, they give you medication.

14:35 They don't even know what's wrong with you. It's just like, here, take this. If this doesn't work, then call me. We'll put something and we'll give you something else. Yeah, that's exactly true, because what they're working off of is a cookbook. When somebody comes in and says this on your computer screen, it says, give this and they will give you with some medications. Now, the other thing is is there's really no if you stop and think logically, if it's food, how can it be food poisoning? Your body won't allow you to eat poison unless it's disguised. How is it disguised? With chemicals, flavors, you know, preservatives, all that stuff that they've been working on at least for fifty years. That I know of, you know, so it masks that basically, when you think you've got food poisoning, you've got chemical poisoning. Now when you have to have this whole thing about the owner and or the pet, parent and the pet having the same thing, gee, what could it possibly be? Could it be that yesterday I had the exterminator in the house, that I cleaned the whole house with clorox? You know, all these toxins that we put in the into our environment, our personal environment, their dogs getting the same thing. You know. I've talked on many of my shows on cancer that when I get an animal coming in with cancer and I put them on herbals and diet and all of that, and

16:07 they're like, okay, well this work. Well it depends on the body. What else you're going to do with it? And by the way, because cancer is an environmental disease, you're living in the same environment. Guess what You're gonna get cancer unless you clean up your act. And of course that's you know, the body is just getting rid of the bad stuff there. Food is the transport system. It goes in. It brings in nutrients, but it takes out very specific toxins that are already walled off in a mucous layer. So now when I eat a certain food and it pulls that toxin out, the body's gonna say, let me get rid of it as quickly as I can, because now I have the ability to clean it out.

16:55 You know, you and I we You know, you wake up in the morning and they sprayed outside, and and you wake up your eyes are burning. You get that nasal thing going on. All that mucus is dripping down in your belly, and now you get upset stomach as well. We go in the shower, turn on the hot water as high as we can stand it. Then we're coughing it all up. We're blowing our nose. It's all coming under our body. We're sweating it out as well, and we're fine. Dogs and cats they can't do that. They can't just spit it out. It's got to have a vehicle to go with it. And that's what the food is. You know. Most of the time when I look at it, especially when today anymore, when they come in and tell me this problem, the first thing I say is, let me guess when he vomited or when he had diarrhea, it was loaded with mucus, the mucous layers with walls off the poison so we don't die, And the same thing is true with our pets. That's it. I mean, it's very simple, but you know the medical community has turned it into a major, major profit center.

18:00 Well you know what I just thought of. You know what I just thought of too, is like without a dog or a cat or any other pet for that matter, because that's you know, you can bring in any animal to a vet. You know, First of all, how do they know every single animal? Okay, number one, There's no possible way. Every animal is different. Second of all, how do they know without the animal being able to tell them stuff? Like I always wonder how vet's just no certain things like you know, I don't think they really know, is the point? But I mean, come on, you bring your like if if Wan brings in his guppy to the vet, Like, how does a vet know where it hurts?

18:53 Like you go to the doctor and they touch around and then they know where it hurts, well right, well, but they also ask you where is it hurt? They also ask you what your symptoms are? The pack can't tell you the symptoms, so do they just like bullshit? Everybody is my bottom line. Yeah, well that's when you look at it, I can use I got a couple of good examples. Number one. Okay, so you you got a lower back problem. I got pain in my in my lower back. You go to a physician and they give you pain killers. He kills the pain, but you're still doing the same movement the same way, and it's gonna it's gonna cause problems on the road and have no pain.

19:36 Worse, you have no pain, you'll do things exactly doing. But you look at structure. So you go to a functional chiropractor and they say, about, doc, my back is really really bad. Lay down on the table. Okay. He starts manipulating your neck. It's like, no, Doc, it's my lower back. He moves a couple of things around and says, stand up, it's gone. You know that. That's you know, one of the things is the difference in knowing the physiology. But the other part of that is I had actually had a case like this is several years back where dog had issues Okay, vomiting and diarrhea goes into that.

20:19 They did a next ray X ray said, oh, this dog has got a gassy stomach. That's all it is. This is one of the so called Palm Beach best A month later, I get a call on a Sunday morning. We're rushing to back to the hospital. Dog technically dies walking in the door. They revived it two or three times later and it still passed away. They called me and said what should I do. They said that the dog had a heart attack. I said, put it on an ice. I'm going to ship it to the state lab for a ne cropsy. Nobody have Doctors don't do that. They're never looking for the real cause of death because in many cases they're the ones responsible. So I get that.

21:06 The lab results a month later after after sending it up to Orlando, and the cause of death piametra, which is an infection of the uterus. Now this happened to be in a dog that was spade, so now we know that a spade that they did ten years earlier was botched. Secondary cause was a healing fractured skull when we investigated it. Oh, on that first visit, when they took it in for the X ray, the dog flipped off the X ray table and landed on its head.

21:48 Diagnosis was heart attack. Heart had nothing to do with it. Wow, that sounds like something that's happened to you. How so what can you do in that situation? What can you. How can you prove that are What can you do? Because that I don't know about anybody? Are kids? You know? Yeah, well the proof is in a neat cropsy. However, Okay, pets are property. They have set amounts of value if you will, in the community, particularly veterinary community, but not what is that animal is value to you? So you know, I mean I've been around dogs that have sold for twenty thirty thousand dollars, you know, show dogs and things of that nature, even more than that. Stud dogs that are you know, money makers. But to the veterinary community, that dog is worth anywhere's between five hundred dollars and a thousand dollars. Now you can sue. Now you have to take out of pocket, probably a minimum of five to seven thousan dollars, a hire a lawyer, and the laws law it's going to give you back maybe a thousand.

23:08 First off, I'm talking to my attorney. Okay, they're gonna give me a thousand dollars. Okay, you're gonna take a percentage of that Okay, so I'm an attorney. I'm going to do a job for two hundred dollars or three hundred dollars or four hundred dollars. No, get out of my office. I'll give a perfect example of that. And it's not a pet example. It's a me example. So I had a heart attack in Hawaii. They screwed it up, almost caused me a die and caused my second heart attack. And I'm not a sue person. I never really have been. But people kept saying I should sue. They have no practice, blah blah blah. And then I thought about it. I was like, you know, I was pre med in college, and one of the reasons I didn't follow through was, of course, because I learned it in college why I don't believe in western medicine. But I also found out that, you know, by the time you're done paying your malpractice insurance and your student loans as a doctor, you're not going to make money till you're like you're in your fifties.

24:17 I mean, little did I know that that would happen fairly quickly, you know, back then, because I'm like fifties, I'm not waiting till my fifties. That's like another lifetime from now. But the point exactly. But the point is, so I did look into it, and I was calling all these lawyers in Hawaii, and no one would take my call, even forget taking the case, taking my call. Finally I got a lawyer that did, and they explained to me why all the other doctors didn't take my call. I mean, all the other lawyers didn't take my call because you never go win a malpractice suit even if you and this is how crooked the system is. Even if you win a malpractice suit, you still don't get anything out of it because and this is way he's explained to me, the reason lawyers won't take the case is because by time you're done beating the system, you spend so much money that you don't there's nothing left.

25:22 And there's nothing left for the lawyers either, you know. And so because all of the miny's going to pay for all the things you had to do to fight the g and the powers that be, you know. So you know, the point is, what's the point of this malpractice insurance too? It's all a bunch of bullshit, you know. So basically, the bottom line, as I was told you're not going to be able to see them, like they're so protected, you're not going to be able to see them. That was word for word what was said to me. Because nobody will take the case and you can't win anyway, it doesn't matter. They're too powerful. Well that and just the term malpractice is not a have is not really defined. It's basically somebody's perception whether he's screwed up or not, even if it is proven.

26:14 But just like, well, what's going on in so and you know, socially, now you know a police officer has to use his weapon, what was his state of mind at that point in time? What was the surgeon that was working on you have on in their mind? You know. I just saw a statistic that you know, especially when you get up in the medical community where you're you know, one of the top doctors or whatever, that something like forty to sixty percent of them are druggies. I can't deal with the reality of what's going on in. The body, not only these druggies, as in feeling out drugs to people prescription.

26:56 Or people that do drugs drugs that question. Yeah, yeah, the doctors are stoned. And I saw I saw that statistic this weekend that twenty five two hundred and fifty thousand deaths occurred because of ram ELK last year. Oh wait a minute, No, that was a number of people that died from medical injury last year, zero from RAMMELK. Do you see? I think I think part of that is just based on they rely on the system way too much rather than actually thinking about what how to help you. Because I've been to the doctor. Like last time I went to a doctor, and this is why I don't like going to the doctor anyways, my cholesterol was two points higher than what they considered to be normal, and she gave me cholesterol pills.

27:50 Yeah, wait a minute, what I'm gonna be blood. I'm not gonna say who my doctor is. But she told me, do not take them, but I have to prescribe them to you. Yes, yeah, well that is the only mal practice. By the way, if they don't follow their cookbook, that's their male practice. She told me, She said, this is you can take this and it'll help you lower your cholesterol to like more manageable levels to where the system is happy, but it's going to damage your liver long term. Well here's the thing too, Okay, that is absolute fact everything you're saying, because I was in the financial business when things started to change in healthcare, own the insurance agency, and I was there and witness firsthand when insurance agencies or insurance companies start taking over healthcare. And basically the deal is because I was dealing with trying to get claims process, and the deal is is that doctors won't get paid buy the insurance companies unless they diagnose you with some thing and possibly prescribe something to you. So to your point of what happens because that doctor had to prescribe that medication to you or else the claim would not get paid.

29:13 Yeah, and her exact words, where if I could give you a more natural way to manage it, I would, But this is what the system is showing me. This is what I have to give you. Yep, yes, exactly. Yeah, Well that's just it. I was talking with several clients so last week about the same problem, and it was you physicians, veterinarians are not allowed to talk about the other things, the alternatives on their own. If they ask, you know, if you ask your doctor, they headge around it. They really can't say anything. And if they do they lose their license. You know, you're half a million dollars in the debt, you know between student loans and you know your time, you spent every something else. If they take your relations away, you can't even talk about medicine. Yeah, either on the veterinary side or on the medical side, you can that you're not allowed to. You're basically given a gag order.

30:14 That's what regulations say that again, rebel, So. I wonder what ask your doctor what's it like to be owned like they're owned by the A M A. And think, well they. Are owned you know, well, well, well that's what Wanja said. He says, for the system to be comfortable with. You, Yeah, they have to prescribe you something. There's no way around it. They have to prescribe it. This is what happens when you have too much regulation. Perfect example, while it's in the financial business, the Wall Street Journal could print an article and it was perfectly legal because they weren't licensed. If I took that exact article, like cut it out of the newspaper and send it to a client that they could go get themselves, I would be breaking the law, breaking the regulation because uh, it was not approved by the government. For me to send that article to them, I have to literally I used to have to literally go and get every single article that I ever mentioned approved by the government before I could talk about it or send it. But the average person could just walk in to a newsstand and buy the newspaper, no problem.

31:34 So if you had this in your office, if you had the newspaper laid out to this article, would you be in any trouble if. You let if you wouldn't add a client there and yes, you pointed to it, and you may like they could find it themselves, but if you directed them to it, then you were breaking the regulations. So if it was if you had your waiting room, you had a newspaper and they were reading this, and they came to you and showed you the article, would you be in trouble. No, If they showed the article and you could talk about it, but you would have to say him say to them. Now, keep in mind that article may not be balanced, and past performance, it's not necessarily indicative of future results. And even though it's printed by a respected publisher, it's just an opinion and there's nothing factual about it, and you cannot make your financial decisions based on that newspaper article, and.

32:31 Do doctors say the same thing. This is just an opinion about what they're giving you. I'm going to give you this prescription. But this is just my opinion because somebody told me I had to tell you this. Do they say. That, but they cannot tell you directly that they're on their strict orders? Yeah, exactly. And of course you know, we started this topic, of course, to bring us back around housekeeping. They don't want your body to house clean itself, you know, That's why they start out with, you know, vomit and you know diarrhea and different. Poop is different, you know on all those scenarios too. Depending on what you put in your body, depending on what you eat, is going to have a profound difference in the way it looks the way it comes out. You know, everybody, every time you use the bathroom, it's a brand new experience, you know, you never know.

33:40 And of course, the way our sewage systems are set up, okay, ours is going into a toilet with filled with water that dilutes everything down. You won't even see if there's blood in your stool in many cases. But the dog is going out on the we we pad or outside and everybody's crawling on the ground like, oh my god, this is different. Let me run into that. I know, right, it must be parasites too. And I think it was on the last Peth Health Cafe podcast we talked about parasites, and of course you mentioned it earlier on that. You know, that's one of the tests that they do. But they're only looking at three or four different parasites. We literally have thousands of different ones in our body every single day. They're actually good ones and bad ones totally. And I brought up as an example, and you'll appreciate this because of your background.

34:37 Back in the before nineteen fifty pork trickinosis terrible parasite we were feeding our pigs garbage in the streets. Eliminated in nineteen fifty. Now they keep talking, the doctors keep talking, or not the doctors. The food industry parts of it, especially on the vegetarian vegan side. Oh my god, you're gonna get ten thousand parasites from pork. Not true, but it's been eliminated since nineteen fifty. Wow. But today, now I know that in a pet food industry they use a ton of pork. I've never known a veterinarian to do a test for tricknosis.

35:19 Amazing that one. Let's tell everybody how they can reach out to you for more information. Check out your podcast, check out my panteo pat get your products, all that good stuff before weach segue from poop that's not causing any cash flow problems to vets to how we can solve your business cash flow problems and so you too can be as profitable as veterinarians. There you go. Yes, So you can reach me, of course at quite often at pet Health Cafe, the podcast. You'll be able to get a lot of information on a lot of different topics, health, wealth, all that stuff.

36:00 How you can basically keep yourself in a state where you don't have to use these doctors. My Paleo pet is our both our website and our retail store. You can communicate through there. You can order the products directly on my paleopet dot com. You can call the store. That one is nine point four twenty five hundred. You can book a consultation a private consultation with me through the website or through the store, and you know it's we're we keep looking at different cutting edge technology, things that are going to only build a body. Every product in our selection is both safe and useful for both humans and pets, and you know it's you know, we have the of course, on the food side, our farm Tom all the stuff is raised here in the state of Florida, so it's all local. We're eating local again now, which is a good thing, and clean, no antibiotics, no hormones, no vaccinations on their animals, completely grass finished, which is almost impossible to find anywhere. So we've got a good program for both you and your pet.

37:22 Love it. I always love the advice you give people and your wealth of knowledge pet health Peru. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patelin on w for CUI Radio